February 14, 2025 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, besides the usual Friday morning staples, we’ve got the Not Ready for Drive-Time players ready to grab a couple of mics and perform a brand new script entitled, “Abreast of the Times”.. - We’ll review some phrases that were rejected by the folks that make those tiny candy hearts.. - Married Man finds himself on an awkward telephone call with his wife.. - we'll talk football with Tom Sorensen and wrap up with the Mayor of Dismal Seepage.. -
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Money super No, it's Valentine Days love doctor, and.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We'll put that off.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
The feature track is from the Big Box, the Mayor
of bysmal Sepas seven days from Valentine keyword seven days
and even more.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Love to your day here right now.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Let's spread it around. Let's say, hey, the Vander and
the Ringold Georgia.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Good morning, Vander, Hey, good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I like her. Like it, man, Mommy, I'm leaving.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
I like it, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You know what we're gonna do, Vander. We're gonna ask
Tator some questions. You agree or disagree, Get two bells
before two buzzers, and you got the big old bird
tea kind of peanuts package.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Hanna and shakespeaars Romeo and Juliet, one of the most
famous love stories ever.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You got that right.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, what was Juliet talking about when she said it
is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Romeo's hands.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Brash n advised, and say take it they are.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
That's I'm trum.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
She was talking about taking that poison.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh no, she was talking about taking making the poison poison. Yeah, Vander, Well.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, so I say if I disagree or agree.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Right, So yeah, yeah, yeah, So Taylor saying you're taking
the poison that killed.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Her, I'm gonna go with her.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I'm gonna go with her.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Wow, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
That was out loud. You know that wasn't just in
your head.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know she took to poison. So what was she saying? Here? Here,
here's some poison. Well that is too rash, too unadvised,
and too sudden.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Hey, man, you don't have to be right on all right,
you tell me. I can see the answers. I need
to quit looking to the answers. Okay, I can arrange that.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, I gotta know what's.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Right, smarty pants English kill me.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, it was marriage to Romeo because they had just met.
They had just met in there. See, I don't remember.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
The love story going like that. I remember them just
like immediately, like just getting it off.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It was hansy man, let us be drinking poison. I
don't know, man, all right with us a buzzard? That's
one right there. All right, let's see what we got here.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Let's go to the Bible.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
While Samson was asleep, Delilah cut his hair off and
he lost his strength.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, how did he regain it viagra?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
The answer is always viagra.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Probably had to be familiar with roots and flowers and stuff.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
He was the street.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I mean, how did he regain his strength?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Zeus restored it with the boots of the light being.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Zus re ordered with a bolt of lightning. All right, Vander,
do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Disagree? Disagree?
Speaker 9 (04:10):
All right?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh yeah, the good Catholic. Theyer's got mythology running around, and.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
I might be switching up the stories a little bit.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
What was the answered?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
He let his hair grow long again. Yeah, that's a letdown.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
That is a letdown right there. I thought it's gonna
be something much bigger.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, no one gives me.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I mean, you know, she kept asking him what was
the secret of his strength, and he told her every time,
and she did trying to take it away so he
couldn't be surprised. So on him, Valentie that yeah, I
am in her, stupid samund Romeo. Yeah, all right, So
what we got here is let's see if we're gonna
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win or lose it here, Vander, here we go, buddy,
good war right all right here. According to child psychologists,
if you are very uncomfortable about discussing sex with your child,
Should you force yourself to do it?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Anyway?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
I mean sure? How else are you gonna learn anything?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
No, you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, you shouldn't. Vander agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Agree?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I agree? H of course the.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Child made sense may sense your discomfort, and that may
influence them to regard the subject as unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I was just fixing my type, all right? May uh?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
All right, Vander, good work? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Over to Jackie?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Good deal, buddy, is prize back? Heading you away?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Have a blessed day?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Still sue body.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
HOMEO. Remember when no Vala was reliving fun stories? Here,
val we'll share one with you. This is the award
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winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the self's number
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Speaker 6 (07:11):
People.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Can you feel it?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Loves in my head?
Speaker 9 (07:16):
People?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Can you feel it?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:18):
No, no, no, loves in my heart?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Love is everywhere. I gave me new movie, loves in
Love is everywhere.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I love man, I love it.
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Chronic lyricosis. It can strike anyone at any age. It's
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Speaker 11 (07:56):
Chronic Lyricosis strikes its victims without warning, but it also
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Speaker 12 (08:07):
Making about your war, making carrot biscuits. Hey, it's all right,
bacon cat biscuits and waiting on a pipe.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Look cat, no, no take it? Hey, hey, hey, taking
care of business.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Shut out.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
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Speaker 2 (08:28):
I don't care if it gets.
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Me hot now people living in constapation.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
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Speaker 9 (08:46):
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Speaker 11 (08:49):
There's nature yet, but there is hope through research funded
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Speaker 12 (08:55):
Hol Micosa toning Dan.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
What yea calm?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
The head lies down? And hallwe.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
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some leonard is this day today?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You got it all wrong. I'm very tough.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Then, no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Dance.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's not a tiny dance.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
It's a tiny dancer. Got the head lies down?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
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Speaker 11 (09:41):
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Speaker 9 (10:08):
I've got stew.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Chickens parla juice.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
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Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, John boyam billy. I wish I had a voice
like that radio.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
When he's a better radio voices Morning radio dumb right,
(11:08):
Good morning mak shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Friday morning, Valentine's Day, Letsie was happening to.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Jad's Well, howdy friends.
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More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. Home, I have no home, hunted, despised,
leaping like an animal.
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I will create my own race. Ho people Ray have
atomic Superman that will conquer the world. And here are
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usually giving away right around this time.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Every Friday morning. This is giveaway number one hundred and
thirty one. A United States Air Force challenge coin. A
lot of you put your name in the hat to
get it. Un Let's see who the lucky listener is
out of Farmington, Missouri.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Larry Langster.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
All right, Larry, you got that cool US Air Force
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Speaker 2 (15:08):
Up next a slightly worn ball cap.
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So it also includes a Golden Eagle's pen, the Golden
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is a Lapel pins brother is and I got it
stuck on the hat, so.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
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Speaker 3 (15:29):
Randy centered it up so whatever was on the hat
and fell off, found this cool golden Eagles lapel pit.
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John Boys, wonderful thing at the Big Show dot com.
All right, let's get swords and in here and gloat over.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
The super Bowl. It's coming up next, Big Show Rose
on Good Morning, Make Shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Gonna play worthy word for a Happy Herd prize back
in minutes. Hang on, but right now, our man Tom
Sorens in our NFL Friday Morning quarterback coming off. This
is I don't know if it's not your best season,
Thomas gotta be one of them, buddy, congratulations.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
Thank you. Was my best season. It was probably yours too, right, Yes,
it sure.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Was, man, follow you and I was, well, you're right
to the super Bowl. I had my mind too, that
I was gonna take the Eagles. I thought the Eagles
was just they weren't gonna be intimidated by him. They
lost to them two years ago. They ready to get there.
And take care of business.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And they did. Man, they put a whooping on them boys.
Speaker 14 (16:45):
That defensive line and they don't get as much attention,
but that defensive backfield for the Eagles. You know what
they did in my homes in the first half. His
passer rating was you know, it was like boys, wish
I could throw like Bryce Young because he was just
handled and it really wanted. I mean, he made some
bad plays, but man, he had no time to breathe
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set up do anything.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's true, buddy, And uh, let me just hit on
your stats since since it went over there, say he
had a great year and it was one hundred and
ninety two wins to only ninety losses.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Uh. For the season.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I said, if you throw out the first three weeks
and you would like to you hit twenty two seven
and two.
Speaker 15 (17:32):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
And uh, let me say you say, you have an
appointment today at four to twenty okay, at seeing the
Led Zeppelin documentary at Imax Christmas present from Merriam.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Always she's sweet on you know.
Speaker 14 (17:44):
Yeah, that was a good touch because that means she
has to go with me. But I've introduced her to Zeppelin.
She has learned to appreciate the intricacies and the subtleties
of the band.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
That's nice, all right.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
So back to the Super Bowl, which took the Eagles
and the over by the way, let's not forget that
it was good, but it was kind of boring.
Speaker 14 (18:03):
Tom It was you know, if I didn't have money
on it, I would have been really bored. But it
was just the only interesting part to me was just
how overwhelming Philly's defense was. To you watch and you
try to figure out what are they doing exactly? Because
they did not blitz. I mean that was amazing. They
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didn't blitz because they didn't have to. They're guys. This
could not be handled. And when Mahomes had time, his
receivers were not open. And so it was neat to
watch it in that respect, need to watch Barkley although
he got stuffed. It was neat to watch Hurts. It was.
But in terms of competitiveness after a really really competitive season,
(18:45):
this was a lopsided Super Bowl like in the oldest.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
That's true with and you're saying, there are elite teams
and they do well year after year.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Could he name the usual suspect for us toime?
Speaker 14 (18:59):
Yeah, you look at it and they just keep being good.
Philly is one, KSE is one, Buffalo is one, Baltimore
in Detroit and two of their members had off years,
and they are San Francisco and Cincinnati. But you know,
you look at the betting favorites for next season, number one,
it's a tie case and Baltimore, and then Philly and Buffalo, Detroit,
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then sef and Cincinnati, and then finally you get the Commanders,
which I think are a really cool team and I
know you grew up with that, and you get the
Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So what will happen to Aaron Rodgers next season?
Speaker 14 (19:37):
I think he'll spend some time alone in a cave
with his hair and up bun. I don't know if
he'll play again, but you know he's not going to
want to go out after a season like this one.
He's not going to be back with the Jets. So
somebody out there is going to say, we need a quarterback.
(19:58):
We think this guy has one more or season in them,
and if they can work on a salary and if
Rogers figures they can do it again, and they're always
going to figure that. I wouldn't be surprised if he
is back in the league. But with a different team,
all right, and Tom, you looked it up.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Ratings were at an all time high for the Super
Bowl even though it was born. Man, people watch one
hundred and twenty seven point seven million viewers in the
US if pete you instead of in the second quarter
at one thirty seven point seven.
Speaker 14 (20:29):
Yeah, it was up three percent from last year, and
last year had been the highest.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Of all time.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
And you know, people just want to watch and maybe
they don't want to watch a game, maybe they want
to watch the commercials, maybe they want to watch a
halftime show, maybe they want to watch something, but they watch,
and people just line up and more and more every year.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well, now that you mentioned the halftime show, they must
have just would watch anything.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
So that stump Man and that was the highest rated
ever that well, that went along with the highs rated
Super Bowl. Uh beat Michael Jackson and his show was
thirty two years ago.
Speaker 14 (21:05):
Barely had him, but man, he had held that all
those years. And I didn't know the guy's work. I mean,
I knew the guy was famous. Kem Lamar. I knew
he'd want to go a few years ago and we
watched and you know it was it was there may
never be a documentary about him.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
They weren't sure what was going on the what they what?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I heard that he was sending a bunch of messages
and maybe you had to be hip to what and
some rapper that he was vieweding with.
Speaker 16 (21:41):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean he's got a hit
song out that he calls Drake a pedophile then, and
pedophile is not something you want to be calling.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
No, but that's p did Chris Crows and you rappers?
Speaker 14 (22:00):
And there were surprises, you know, there was uh uh Serena,
there was uh with Samuel Jackson and his uncle sam Uh.
There was you know, I mean we're watching and I'm
waiting for Miriam to explain it to me, and she's
waiting for me to explain it for her. What we watched.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
As uh did uh the commercials?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Some say there was, of course, you know, Randy's on
the board there for USA where they rate the USA today,
where they rate the commercials.
Speaker 16 (22:30):
Yeah, and you know what if the end results from
the top commercial all the way to the final one,
the ratings were.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
All in the threes.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Oh yeah, right, the high you go five five is
the highest five huh, right in the middle.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
So was that good is that, you know, it's like.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
You know, it's just like, yeah, none of them really
you know, went over the over the charts.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So back to the game. Lastly, the Tom you say,
there were two other losers who promol Sunday tell us
about that.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Yeah, one is in Mahomes legacy because going into the game,
it was if he wins three in a row, three
Super Bowls in a row, which no quarterback ever has. Well,
he used to plant Tom Brady, you know who was
in the Fox broadcast booth is the greatest QB of
all time and nobody's saying that now. But the other
was betters. I mean, people put a lot of money
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on this thing, and they did a lot in the
prop bets, you know, the gator A eight and how
long the amp was going to go. But the most
popular prop bet was about Saquon Barkley and how many
touchdowns would he score? And people were betting, you know,
they were expecting Saquan to go nuts. He did not
score and people lost big on that one. And it
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was the most profitable day for Nevada bookmakers in history.
So the betters not so much, but other betters, not
you and me, other.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Awesome stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, Doble will turn the pain and see what
you got for us next Friday. My man, that was
a fun season. Enjoyed every minute of it. And you
keep us You're gonna keep us up on what what happens?
Kind of a year round sport.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Now it seems like we're good.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
Well, listen, thank you. It was a fun season. I
hope everybody had a good time, and I hope you
guys have a great week.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
All right, my buddy, you to see you next Friday.
Come on, y'all, let's play our wordy word one eight
hundred big show. Get a couple of contestants, play next
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Good morning, it's a mix sure on the radio Friday.
Valence Hine's day.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Well, come on.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Together around fire or not.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Play the wordy word board game as you got a
few years back when put it out.
Speaker 14 (25:13):
Oh tone, don't.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Right, let's just do it right here.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
I went to everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Say the wordy word of a worthy word.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Let's meet the contestants. We got John from Myrtle Meat,
South Carolina. Good morning, John, Good morning, John boy, welcome body.
And we got Bob from Berkeley Springs, West Virginia. Good morning, Bob,
Good morning, John Boy, Good morning Jackie fectionly.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's old John down myrtle. B there's Bob and Berkeley Springs.
Y'all gonna play. You other boys would go here to
the mountains. All right, come on, Tayter and Bob and
John Boy and John. All right, So.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Bob, you relax, and me and John ago for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
All right, John, you ready, buddy?
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Go right?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Then start the clock. Now, can you blank what the
rock is cooking.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
With your yes?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay, you read a road blank? Used to to see
where you're going? Get out the road blank and read it.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Where are we?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah? Uh uh? You pitch these, You pitch these, get
a ringer the game.
Speaker 14 (26:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
These explode and lava comes down to this mountain.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh well, no, we're out of that item. We have
a blank. There is a blank of the I'm sorry, buddy,
that is not right. There is a buzzer and a
four on the board. Good work, though, John, good work.
Let's see what Bob and Tata can do with their
round one. You ready, Bob?
Speaker 14 (26:58):
All right?
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Okay, and go all right. At the start of the pandemic.
There was a toilet paper blank. You couldn't get it anywhere? Yes,
uh you I need to check this with your dipstick
in your car. You check for see where you're what is?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yes? You?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
The opposite of dull is very right. No, like a
like a cheese, you can have the mild cheese or
a blank cheddar cheese.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yes. Uh. Oh?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
The story? What's it about the movie? What's the blank?
Or you get a block?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (27:31):
You leave one of these on Facebook?
Speaker 9 (27:33):
You leave a message, all right, there's the browser.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Well look at y'all. You put a four on the
board as well.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
Oh god, I'm glad I can hear you tied.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Up four to four getting in around two? All right, John,
are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Pegging up on that last on talking about this here
starting to clock now.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
The newspaper called they want a blank from me?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Picture?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, say something, they say something. They put it in quotes. Quote, No,
they put it in quotes. I would like to blank
on that. Oh I think come in yes, yes, yes, okay,
you make bread? You need the what yeah?
Speaker 14 (28:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
This is a guy that does your taxes and he
adds real good, he's.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Your what account?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yes, uh huh these ain't you in the ocean? Shut
all right? Top four, top four in there?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Good wordy.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Ain't on the.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Board, So Bob and dat four will horse a tie
and five will win it, all.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Right, all right, and you word and go Candy is
this it's not salty?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
It's what.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Yep, you put this on your toast, not jam but
peanut butter. And uh uh uh he's blank means he's
like really strong or the steak is too well done.
It's it's what it's wait to chew. It's blank to chew.
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Uh the the you know it means.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yes, all that was tough.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
And to buzzer that is three eight the seven, John O, No,
Bob drinks.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, you sure did, and you can try again.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Bob.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
We appreciate you playing what's out of.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
Brother springs already?
Speaker 14 (29:43):
Can I say something? Please?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Please?
Speaker 14 (29:46):
I appreciate all of you for what you do and
I love you all got pleassure.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Well, thank you, Bob. We appreciate you, buddy, love you too,
like you. That's awesome, man.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Bob loves got that. And then John, look at you
down myrtle. He's winning worthy word and getting the prize.
Pack Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Oh, thank you, John, have Valentine's Look.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
It's Guyanval and Jackie have got that day.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Y'all all right, thank you, But John, before I forget
to get shout out in Valentine's Day and my wife Dana.
If I don't do that, I'll get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Now you go there, y'all have a big and John,
hang on.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Buddy, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Bit
request time, Gary Ford out of Rutherford to North Carolina.
Gary says, hey, jb, I'd like to hear anything about
chain salt ted.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh so, Gary and Tann her cousin is when I
heard about Chaine's a ten a. Gary, we got your
cousin coming up next. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's a big show on the radio. Gary Ford out
of Rutherford to North Carolina. It's his requestsen Chaine's all
ten Chain Saw had a terrible North Carolina was one
of our.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Big show listeners that made it on the Tonight Show.
Now was that was that back when Carson.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Was doing or was that Litto?
Speaker 6 (31:36):
It was Carson.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It was the man of the Tonight Show, linto none
of one. We had Hank Shore's the dog fight guy.
He made it on the Tonight Show. I think he
was on with Litto. I think you're right, yeah, but anyway,
awesome stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Jane song ten This fifteen minutes was wonderful.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Come get you Coz on Radio Gas Well.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It was seven years ago we met chainsaw ted fresh
faced junk kid out of Cherbolee, North Carolina, who knew
and through his chainsaw impersonations on the Big Show, he
would go to appear on the Johnny Carson Tonight Show.
He would make the best of Carson, then go back
to the Jay Leno Show and when ten thousand dollars
on American's Funniest People, Chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
How you doing, Bud Well, I'm doing fine, John Boy,
how are you just good? Good to see you again.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
Man, Oh, it's wonderful to be here in Charlotte at
the Fox. You know y'all my number one, he rose,
and y'all did make me famous.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Right back at you.
Speaker 15 (32:38):
Seven years ago, Ugo came through here, wiped out everything,
chainsaws all you could hear everywhere. Lines were down, and
through a microwave transmission link, I was able to get
through to Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And display my talents for the world. I tell you,
man the Night Show Jay Leno, wait, which was better?
You're one of the few people's been on both with
the shows. Actually, I spent.
Speaker 15 (33:02):
More time with Jay Leno. I had a ball out there.
This last time I went. Johnny Carson was strictly business Leno.
I mean we buddied around, kidded around. He does a
great airplane and imitation.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 15 (33:14):
Did he do his airplane for a little gas airplane?
I couldn't get him do it on the show, but
he's really good.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Well, man, lay some chainsaws on us, you know now
Hurricane frand clean up all around.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
They're buzzing all around. It's just perfect timing for you.
Speaker 15 (33:28):
Absolutely, it's that time of year.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
So describe what kind of change all you're going to
do for us.
Speaker 15 (33:33):
I'd like to do for you a little small home
light chainsaw. This is a little super too with a
ten inch bar.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Okay, yeah, he's still got him.
Speaker 14 (34:01):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
And of course he moved on to motorcycles, right.
Speaker 15 (34:05):
I guess the first sound I ever did was a motorcycle.
When I was a kid, I always rode a hont
and made fun of the way Yamaha sounded, and all
my friends they rode Yamaha's and I just enjoyed just
kicking them, you know. So I guess the first sound
ever did was like a Yamaha hundred or something like that.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, you're gonna do it? Is this one hundred right here?
Speaker 15 (34:22):
It's a Yamaha one hundred, din't heuro it's one of
them green ones.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Okay, see I tell the color to around the corner
and out of sight. Ah, can you still do two
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yamahaws racing?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Jane?
Speaker 15 (34:54):
Well, yeah, you know that's one of my most requested
I guess my most request Harley Davidson. But I can't
do the four stroke and the sounds I tell people
in my mouth not that big, but a lot of
people really like to hear two of them racing. So
this would be two you on my haws racing side
by side.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Both green.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Uh yeah, on the whole one o them.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
Okay, yeah, I get take them about the time to
hit third year, you kind of cut out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Ah, may so let me say that we got anything
else before we get you to put your hand in
the bucket.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Shutting your guess? Can you do anything else before put
your head. I guess I'm ready to get wet now. Now, now,
what kind of outboard motors this?
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Jake?
Speaker 15 (36:00):
Well, I used to do a Johnson, but the people
at O m C. Of course they owned Johnson, AVN
Rude and all that. They said, push through Evan Rude
line they.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Like to sell. This is a get some kind of endorsement.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
Yeah, I got a nice hat you know, to wear,
so this will be like, I.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
Guess a five horsepower Evan roade with a stainless steel prop.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, so we got to towel down there and he's
going in.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Now I gotta left you.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
These headphones fall off my head. Good morning bike shows
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on the radio.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
You'd like to have this bit out of the big
box for your own keywords seven days. Well, there's always
something exciting happening and beautiful dismal seepedch South Carolina, and
here to tell us all about it, as the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Good morning to you John boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
So what's shagan and dismal seepage this morning?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Mayor?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
All four cheeks and a half dozen chins, John Boys.
But enough about my wife. I'm here to talk to
you about the big, big weekend coming up in dismal Seepag.
It's our first annual Seven Days of Valentine's Festival.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
A seven day long festival.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
No, no, it's just the weekend. But it's celebrating the
little known Seven Days of Valentine.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Well I've never heard of before.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, me either, but apparently it's a thing, and we're
going to make that thing even bigger. And who doesn't
like a big thing on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
So I imagine you'll start with the parade.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Yeah, we were going to, but the George Tak School
of Twitter Sciences marching band backed out, the models from
the Amy Schumer Pole Dancing Academy came down with cold sores,
and the paint scheme on the Shriners' little cars kind
of made them look like Peep's and wee wee's. Do
we we scrapped the parade.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Well that's a shame, it sure is, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
But that's when the fun begins. We've got the entire
athletic field of the Refrigerator Perry plus size seating stadium
cordoned off into different zones, each one celebrating one of
the days of Valentine's Week. February seventh is dedicated to
Rose Day, So stop by that section and pick up
some posies for your sweetie at the Do I Make
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You Thorny Baby House of Roads right next door, we'll
be giving February eighth. It's due by showcasing proposed Day.
We'll have cameras recording all the actions as fellas bend
the knee to propose to their special gal.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
You know, sometimes girls propose to.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
You those sometimes girls proposed to do you hear yourself
nave or woke jokes for the next non binary barbecue?
Want at Swishy Stream Farms? Idiot? Where was I? Oh yeah,
let's not forget that. February ninth is Chocolate Day, and
we're lucky enough to have the world famous erotic chocolatear
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Coco Latush. Make your significant other blush with a selection
of anatomically correct delicacy.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I like chocolate covered nuts.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
February two, February tamp is teddy Day. Give your wife
a sleeky, sexy teddy from Sebastian of Greenville's Lingerie and
pore him and back waxing boutique and get a Teddy
Bear and a matching Teddy h Teddy and a Tandy.
You still got a champ. The February eleventh, there Hea
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celebrates Promised Day and we'll have several romantic settings where
couples can promise to love, honor, and obey each other,
all while connected to polygraph machine. Now if a if
A fib is detected, they'll get a good two hundred
volt zap sponsored by Fellini Decrustaceous prepaid divorce service.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
That sounds so cruol.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Yeah, hey, I'm hooked up to it right now. Don't
line you won't fry suck a Kenny corner from there
is February twelfth Hug Day. Now that's going to be
a hoot. You'll have the opportunity to get a big
old bear hug from a real life bear Grizzle. The
Grizzly Bear will be here, direct from his starring role
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in Cocaine Bear.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Isn't that dangerous?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
February thirteenth, This day, it's gonna be an honest to
goodness smooch athon. We'll have twenty kissing booths set up
for one and all.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Isn't that gonna make people jealous.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Well, yeah, they're really gross and stupid, because these kisses
will be coming from critters Pakistan, Pete's Traveling Petting Zoo
and Exotic Barbecue will be there, so puck her up
and get busy with dogs, cats, badgers, possums, even an
ant eater, but I would stay away from the ant
eater though, that's a lot of tongue. And finally, the
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February fourteenth booth Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
So what happens there?
Speaker 5 (41:43):
Well, that's the exit. I mean all the other days
kind of covered it right, And the entire weekend is
sponsored by schmall Mark Greeting Cards.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Wow, how did you land Hallmark?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
No? No, no, no, this is schmall Mark. When you
care enough to send the not too bad. They're really
eager to make a name for themselves and they paid
through the nose to sponsor this gig.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
What was your cut?
Speaker 5 (42:07):
So come on mostly Big seven Days of Alenti's Festival
this weekend. We've got a heart on for you.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
You didn't answer, God, you're still hooked up to the
polygraph right, No.
Speaker 17 (42:29):
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Speaker 2 (42:45):
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Speaker 3 (42:47):
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Speaker 2 (42:58):
Love you mean it
Money super No, it's Valentine Days love doctor, and.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We'll put that off.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
The feature track is from the Big Box, the Mayor
of bysmal Sepas seven days from Valentine keyword seven days
and even more.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Love to your day here right now.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Let's spread it around. Let's say, hey, the Vander and
the Ringold Georgia.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Good morning, Vander, Hey, good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I like her. Like it, man, Mommy, I'm leaving.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
I like it, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You know what we're gonna do, Vander. We're gonna ask
Tator some questions. You agree or disagree, Get two bells
before two buzzers, and you got the big old bird
tea kind of peanuts package.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Hanna and shakespeaars Romeo and Juliet, one of the most
famous love stories ever.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You got that right.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, what was Juliet talking about when she said it
is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Romeo's hands.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Brash n advised, and say take it they are.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
That's I'm trum.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
She was talking about taking that poison.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh no, she was talking about taking making the poison poison. Yeah, Vander, Well.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, so I say if I disagree or agree.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Right, So yeah, yeah, yeah, So Taylor saying you're taking
the poison that killed.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Her, I'm gonna go with her.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I'm gonna go with her.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Wow, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
That was out loud. You know that wasn't just in
your head.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know she took to poison. So what was she saying? Here? Here,
here's some poison. Well that is too rash, too unadvised,
and too sudden.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Hey, man, you don't have to be right on all right,
you tell me. I can see the answers. I need
to quit looking to the answers. Okay, I can arrange that.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, I gotta know what's.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Right, smarty pants English kill me.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, it was marriage to Romeo because they had just met.
They had just met in there. See, I don't remember.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
The love story going like that. I remember them just
like immediately, like just getting it off.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It was hansy man, let us be drinking poison. I
don't know, man, all right with us a buzzard? That's
one right there. All right, let's see what we got here.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Let's go to the Bible.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
While Samson was asleep, Delilah cut his hair off and
he lost his strength.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, how did he regain it viagra?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
The answer is always viagra.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Probably had to be familiar with roots and flowers and stuff.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
He was the street.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I mean, how did he regain his strength?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Zeus restored it with the boots of the light being.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Zus re ordered with a bolt of lightning. All right, Vander,
do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Disagree? Disagree?
Speaker 9 (04:10):
All right?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh yeah, the good Catholic. Theyer's got mythology running around, and.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
I might be switching up the stories a little bit.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
What was the answered?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
He let his hair grow long again. Yeah, that's a letdown.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
That is a letdown right there. I thought it's gonna
be something much bigger.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, no one gives me.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I mean, you know, she kept asking him what was
the secret of his strength, and he told her every time,
and she did trying to take it away so he
couldn't be surprised. So on him, Valentie that yeah, I
am in her, stupid samund Romeo. Yeah, all right, So
what we got here is let's see if we're gonna
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win or lose it here, Vander, here we go, buddy,
good war right all right here. According to child psychologists,
if you are very uncomfortable about discussing sex with your child,
Should you force yourself to do it?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Anyway?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
I mean sure? How else are you gonna learn anything?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
No, you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, you shouldn't. Vander agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Agree?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I agree? H of course the.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Child made sense may sense your discomfort, and that may
influence them to regard the subject as unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I was just fixing my type, all right? May uh?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
All right, Vander, good work? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Over to Jackie?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Good deal, buddy, is prize back? Heading you away?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Have a blessed day?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Still sue body.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
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Speaker 6 (07:11):
People.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Can you feel it?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Loves in my head?
Speaker 9 (07:16):
People?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Can you feel it?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:18):
No, no, no, loves in my heart?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Love is everywhere. I gave me new movie, loves in
Love is everywhere.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I love man, I love it.
Speaker 11 (07:30):
Chronic lyricosis. It can strike anyone at any age. It's
victims think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely
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Speaker 2 (07:41):
Bring me and I are long, bring me and I
are long iron No, no, no, in an accident. No,
it's had long higher love.
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Chronic Lyricosis strikes its victims without warning, but it also
takes a turrible toll on friends and lovelif.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Faking carrot biscuits every day, what bacon carrot biscuits.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
Making about your war, making carrot biscuits. Hey, it's all right,
bacon cat biscuits and waiting on a pipe.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Look cat, no, no take it? Hey, hey, hey, taking
care of business.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Shut out.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
I understand about indigestion.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I don't care if it gets.
Speaker 12 (08:30):
Me hot now people living in constapation.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
HO want is to have on be sup piece of mind.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
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Speaker 11 (08:49):
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Hol Micosa toning Dan.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
What yea calm?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
The head lies down? And hallwe.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
What lazer Donna sheet leaner No, no, no, no sheets
some leonard is this day today?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You got it all wrong. I'm very tough.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Then, no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Dance.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's not a tiny dance.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
It's a tiny dancer. Got the head lies down?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Mar Belle some day monkey play piano song, play piano song.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
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Speaker 2 (10:02):
Chicken stapara lies. You pack a bath of leaves tonight.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
I've got stew.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Chickens parla juice.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Pack a bath of leaves tonight, chickens barre lies.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, John boyam billy. I wish I had a voice
like that radio.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
When he's a better radio voices Morning radio dumb right,
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Good morning mak shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Friday morning, Valentine's Day, Letsie was happening to.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Jad's Well, howdy friends.
Speaker 13 (11:19):
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It's better than making love to that Eva Longorier.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Chick on the back end of a monster truck.
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Speaker 2 (13:06):
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Speaker 3 (13:15):
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 2 (13:31):
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I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I will create my own race. Ho people Ray have
atomic Superman that will conquer the world. And here are
the first two Tomboy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Give Me Away Away give Away.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It is give it away time, John Boy's wonderful thing,
usually giving away right around this time.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Every Friday morning. This is giveaway number one hundred and
thirty one. A United States Air Force challenge coin. A
lot of you put your name in the hat to
get it. Un Let's see who the lucky listener is
out of Farmington, Missouri.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Larry Langster.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
All right, Larry, you got that cool US Air Force
shall is going heading your way all right.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Up next a slightly worn ball cap.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So it also includes a Golden Eagle's pen, the Golden
Eagles parachue team, of course, the Lapels guys around it
is a Lapel pins brother is and I got it
stuck on the hat, so.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You had to look at the picture.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Randy centered it up so whatever was on the hat
and fell off, found this cool golden Eagles lapel pit.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Put it right there so that don't work and.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
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and keep your head warm and look very cool moving around.
John Boys, wonderful thing at the Big Show dot com.
All right, let's get swords and in here and gloat over.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
The super Bowl. It's coming up next, Big Show Rose
on Good Morning, Make Shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Gonna play worthy word for a Happy Herd prize back
in minutes. Hang on, but right now, our man Tom
Sorens in our NFL Friday Morning quarterback coming off. This
is I don't know if it's not your best season,
Thomas gotta be one of them, buddy, congratulations.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
Thank you. Was my best season. It was probably yours too, right, Yes,
it sure.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Was, man, follow you and I was, well, you're right
to the super Bowl. I had my mind too, that
I was gonna take the Eagles. I thought the Eagles
was just they weren't gonna be intimidated by him. They
lost to them two years ago. They ready to get there.
And take care of business.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And they did. Man, they put a whooping on them boys.
Speaker 14 (16:45):
That defensive line and they don't get as much attention,
but that defensive backfield for the Eagles. You know what
they did in my homes in the first half. His
passer rating was you know, it was like boys, wish
I could throw like Bryce Young because he was just
handled and it really wanted. I mean, he made some
bad plays, but man, he had no time to breathe
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set up do anything.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's true, buddy, And uh, let me just hit on
your stats since since it went over there, say he
had a great year and it was one hundred and
ninety two wins to only ninety losses.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Uh. For the season.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I said, if you throw out the first three weeks
and you would like to you hit twenty two seven
and two.
Speaker 15 (17:32):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
And uh, let me say you say, you have an
appointment today at four to twenty okay, at seeing the
Led Zeppelin documentary at Imax Christmas present from Merriam.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Always she's sweet on you know.
Speaker 14 (17:44):
Yeah, that was a good touch because that means she
has to go with me. But I've introduced her to Zeppelin.
She has learned to appreciate the intricacies and the subtleties
of the band.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
That's nice, all right.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
So back to the Super Bowl, which took the Eagles
and the over by the way, let's not forget that
it was good, but it was kind of boring.
Speaker 14 (18:03):
Tom It was you know, if I didn't have money
on it, I would have been really bored. But it
was just the only interesting part to me was just
how overwhelming Philly's defense was. To you watch and you
try to figure out what are they doing exactly? Because
they did not blitz. I mean that was amazing. They
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didn't blitz because they didn't have to. They're guys. This
could not be handled. And when Mahomes had time, his
receivers were not open. And so it was neat to
watch it in that respect, need to watch Barkley although
he got stuffed. It was neat to watch Hurts. It was.
But in terms of competitiveness after a really really competitive season,
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this was a lopsided Super Bowl like in the oldest.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
That's true with and you're saying, there are elite teams
and they do well year after year.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Could he name the usual suspect for us toime?
Speaker 14 (18:59):
Yeah, you look at it and they just keep being good.
Philly is one, KSE is one, Buffalo is one, Baltimore
in Detroit and two of their members had off years,
and they are San Francisco and Cincinnati. But you know,
you look at the betting favorites for next season, number one,
it's a tie case and Baltimore, and then Philly and Buffalo, Detroit,
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then sef and Cincinnati, and then finally you get the Commanders,
which I think are a really cool team and I
know you grew up with that, and you get the
Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So what will happen to Aaron Rodgers next season?
Speaker 14 (19:37):
I think he'll spend some time alone in a cave
with his hair and up bun. I don't know if
he'll play again, but you know he's not going to
want to go out after a season like this one.
He's not going to be back with the Jets. So
somebody out there is going to say, we need a quarterback.
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We think this guy has one more or season in them,
and if they can work on a salary and if
Rogers figures they can do it again, and they're always
going to figure that. I wouldn't be surprised if he
is back in the league. But with a different team,
all right, and Tom, you looked it up.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Ratings were at an all time high for the Super
Bowl even though it was born. Man, people watch one
hundred and twenty seven point seven million viewers in the
US if pete you instead of in the second quarter
at one thirty seven point seven.
Speaker 14 (20:29):
Yeah, it was up three percent from last year, and
last year had been the highest.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Of all time.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
And you know, people just want to watch and maybe
they don't want to watch a game, maybe they want
to watch the commercials, maybe they want to watch a
halftime show, maybe they want to watch something, but they watch,
and people just line up and more and more every year.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well, now that you mentioned the halftime show, they must
have just would watch anything.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
So that stump Man and that was the highest rated
ever that well, that went along with the highs rated
Super Bowl. Uh beat Michael Jackson and his show was
thirty two years ago.
Speaker 14 (21:05):
Barely had him, but man, he had held that all
those years. And I didn't know the guy's work. I mean,
I knew the guy was famous. Kem Lamar. I knew
he'd want to go a few years ago and we
watched and you know it was it was there may
never be a documentary about him.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
They weren't sure what was going on the what they what?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I heard that he was sending a bunch of messages
and maybe you had to be hip to what and
some rapper that he was vieweding with.
Speaker 16 (21:41):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean he's got a hit
song out that he calls Drake a pedophile then, and
pedophile is not something you want to be calling.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
No, but that's p did Chris Crows and you rappers?
Speaker 14 (22:00):
And there were surprises, you know, there was uh uh Serena,
there was uh with Samuel Jackson and his uncle sam Uh.
There was you know, I mean we're watching and I'm
waiting for Miriam to explain it to me, and she's
waiting for me to explain it for her. What we watched.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
As uh did uh the commercials?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Some say there was, of course, you know, Randy's on
the board there for USA where they rate the USA today,
where they rate the commercials.
Speaker 16 (22:30):
Yeah, and you know what if the end results from
the top commercial all the way to the final one,
the ratings were.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
All in the threes.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Oh yeah, right, the high you go five five is
the highest five huh, right in the middle.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
So was that good is that, you know, it's like.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
You know, it's just like, yeah, none of them really
you know, went over the over the charts.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So back to the game. Lastly, the Tom you say,
there were two other losers who promol Sunday tell us
about that.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Yeah, one is in Mahomes legacy because going into the game,
it was if he wins three in a row, three
Super Bowls in a row, which no quarterback ever has. Well,
he used to plant Tom Brady, you know who was
in the Fox broadcast booth is the greatest QB of
all time and nobody's saying that now. But the other
was betters. I mean, people put a lot of money
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on this thing, and they did a lot in the
prop bets, you know, the gator A eight and how
long the amp was going to go. But the most
popular prop bet was about Saquon Barkley and how many
touchdowns would he score? And people were betting, you know,
they were expecting Saquan to go nuts. He did not
score and people lost big on that one. And it
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was the most profitable day for Nevada bookmakers in history.
So the betters not so much, but other betters, not
you and me, other.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Awesome stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, Doble will turn the pain and see what
you got for us next Friday. My man, that was
a fun season. Enjoyed every minute of it. And you
keep us You're gonna keep us up on what what happens?
Kind of a year round sport.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Now it seems like we're good.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
Well, listen, thank you. It was a fun season. I
hope everybody had a good time, and I hope you
guys have a great week.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
All right, my buddy, you to see you next Friday.
Come on, y'all, let's play our wordy word one eight
hundred big show. Get a couple of contestants, play next
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Good morning, it's a mix sure on the radio Friday.
Valence Hine's day.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Well, come on.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Together around fire or not.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Play the wordy word board game as you got a
few years back when put it out.
Speaker 14 (25:13):
Oh tone, don't.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Right, let's just do it right here.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
I went to everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Say the wordy word of a worthy word.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Let's meet the contestants. We got John from Myrtle Meat,
South Carolina. Good morning, John, Good morning, John boy, welcome body.
And we got Bob from Berkeley Springs, West Virginia. Good morning, Bob,
Good morning, John Boy, Good morning Jackie fectionly.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's old John down myrtle. B there's Bob and Berkeley Springs.
Y'all gonna play. You other boys would go here to
the mountains. All right, come on, Tayter and Bob and
John Boy and John. All right, So.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Bob, you relax, and me and John ago for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
All right, John, you ready, buddy?
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Go right?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Then start the clock. Now, can you blank what the
rock is cooking.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
With your yes?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay, you read a road blank? Used to to see
where you're going? Get out the road blank and read it.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Where are we?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah? Uh uh? You pitch these, You pitch these, get
a ringer the game.
Speaker 14 (26:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
These explode and lava comes down to this mountain.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh well, no, we're out of that item. We have
a blank. There is a blank of the I'm sorry, buddy,
that is not right. There is a buzzer and a
four on the board. Good work, though, John, good work.
Let's see what Bob and Tata can do with their
round one. You ready, Bob?
Speaker 14 (26:58):
All right?
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Okay, and go all right. At the start of the pandemic.
There was a toilet paper blank. You couldn't get it anywhere? Yes,
uh you I need to check this with your dipstick
in your car. You check for see where you're what is?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yes? You?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
The opposite of dull is very right. No, like a
like a cheese, you can have the mild cheese or
a blank cheddar cheese.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yes. Uh. Oh?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
The story? What's it about the movie? What's the blank?
Or you get a block?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (27:31):
You leave one of these on Facebook?
Speaker 9 (27:33):
You leave a message, all right, there's the browser.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Well look at y'all. You put a four on the
board as well.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
Oh god, I'm glad I can hear you tied.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Up four to four getting in around two? All right, John,
are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Pegging up on that last on talking about this here
starting to clock now.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
The newspaper called they want a blank from me?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Picture?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, say something, they say something. They put it in quotes. Quote, No,
they put it in quotes. I would like to blank
on that. Oh I think come in yes, yes, yes, okay,
you make bread? You need the what yeah?
Speaker 14 (28:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
This is a guy that does your taxes and he
adds real good, he's.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Your what account?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yes, uh huh these ain't you in the ocean? Shut
all right? Top four, top four in there?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Good wordy.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Ain't on the.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Board, So Bob and dat four will horse a tie
and five will win it, all.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Right, all right, and you word and go Candy is
this it's not salty?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
It's what.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Yep, you put this on your toast, not jam but
peanut butter. And uh uh uh he's blank means he's
like really strong or the steak is too well done.
It's it's what it's wait to chew. It's blank to chew.
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Uh the the you know it means.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yes, all that was tough.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
And to buzzer that is three eight the seven, John O, No,
Bob drinks.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, you sure did, and you can try again.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Bob.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
We appreciate you playing what's out of.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
Brother springs already?
Speaker 14 (29:43):
Can I say something? Please?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Please?
Speaker 14 (29:46):
I appreciate all of you for what you do and
I love you all got pleassure.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Well, thank you, Bob. We appreciate you, buddy, love you too,
like you. That's awesome, man.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Bob loves got that. And then John, look at you
down myrtle. He's winning worthy word and getting the prize.
Pack Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Oh, thank you, John, have Valentine's Look.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
It's Guyanval and Jackie have got that day.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Y'all all right, thank you, But John, before I forget
to get shout out in Valentine's Day and my wife Dana.
If I don't do that, I'll get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Now you go there, y'all have a big and John,
hang on.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Buddy, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Bit
request time, Gary Ford out of Rutherford to North Carolina.
Gary says, hey, jb, I'd like to hear anything about
chain salt ted.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh so, Gary and Tann her cousin is when I
heard about Chaine's a ten a. Gary, we got your
cousin coming up next. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's a big show on the radio. Gary Ford out
of Rutherford to North Carolina. It's his requestsen Chaine's all
ten Chain Saw had a terrible North Carolina was one
of our.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Big show listeners that made it on the Tonight Show.
Now was that was that back when Carson.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Was doing or was that Litto?
Speaker 6 (31:36):
It was Carson.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It was the man of the Tonight Show, linto none
of one. We had Hank Shore's the dog fight guy.
He made it on the Tonight Show. I think he
was on with Litto. I think you're right, yeah, but anyway,
awesome stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Jane song ten This fifteen minutes was wonderful.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Come get you Coz on Radio Gas Well.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It was seven years ago we met chainsaw ted fresh
faced junk kid out of Cherbolee, North Carolina, who knew
and through his chainsaw impersonations on the Big Show, he
would go to appear on the Johnny Carson Tonight Show.
He would make the best of Carson, then go back
to the Jay Leno Show and when ten thousand dollars
on American's Funniest People, Chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
How you doing, Bud Well, I'm doing fine, John Boy,
how are you just good? Good to see you again.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
Man, Oh, it's wonderful to be here in Charlotte at
the Fox. You know y'all my number one, he rose,
and y'all did make me famous.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Right back at you.
Speaker 15 (32:38):
Seven years ago, Ugo came through here, wiped out everything,
chainsaws all you could hear everywhere. Lines were down, and
through a microwave transmission link, I was able to get
through to Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And display my talents for the world. I tell you,
man the Night Show Jay Leno, wait, which was better?
You're one of the few people's been on both with
the shows. Actually, I spent.
Speaker 15 (33:02):
More time with Jay Leno. I had a ball out there.
This last time I went. Johnny Carson was strictly business Leno.
I mean we buddied around, kidded around. He does a
great airplane and imitation.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 15 (33:14):
Did he do his airplane for a little gas airplane?
I couldn't get him do it on the show, but
he's really good.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Well, man, lay some chainsaws on us, you know now
Hurricane frand clean up all around.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
They're buzzing all around. It's just perfect timing for you.
Speaker 15 (33:28):
Absolutely, it's that time of year.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
So describe what kind of change all you're going to
do for us.
Speaker 15 (33:33):
I'd like to do for you a little small home
light chainsaw. This is a little super too with a
ten inch bar.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Okay, yeah, he's still got him.
Speaker 14 (34:01):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
And of course he moved on to motorcycles, right.
Speaker 15 (34:05):
I guess the first sound I ever did was a motorcycle.
When I was a kid, I always rode a hont
and made fun of the way Yamaha sounded, and all
my friends they rode Yamaha's and I just enjoyed just
kicking them, you know. So I guess the first sound
ever did was like a Yamaha hundred or something like that.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, you're gonna do it? Is this one hundred right here?
Speaker 15 (34:22):
It's a Yamaha one hundred, din't heuro it's one of
them green ones.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Okay, see I tell the color to around the corner
and out of sight. Ah, can you still do two
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yamahaws racing?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Jane?
Speaker 15 (34:54):
Well, yeah, you know that's one of my most requested
I guess my most request Harley Davidson. But I can't
do the four stroke and the sounds I tell people
in my mouth not that big, but a lot of
people really like to hear two of them racing. So
this would be two you on my haws racing side
by side.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Both green.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Uh yeah, on the whole one o them.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
Okay, yeah, I get take them about the time to
hit third year, you kind of cut out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Ah, may so let me say that we got anything
else before we get you to put your hand in
the bucket.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Shutting your guess? Can you do anything else before put
your head. I guess I'm ready to get wet now. Now, now,
what kind of outboard motors this?
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Jake?
Speaker 15 (36:00):
Well, I used to do a Johnson, but the people
at O m C. Of course they owned Johnson, AVN
Rude and all that. They said, push through Evan Rude
line they.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Like to sell. This is a get some kind of endorsement.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
Yeah, I got a nice hat you know, to wear,
so this will be like, I.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
Guess a five horsepower Evan roade with a stainless steel prop.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, so we got to towel down there and he's
going in.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Now I gotta left you.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
These headphones fall off my head. Good morning bike shows
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on the radio.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
You'd like to have this bit out of the big
box for your own keywords seven days. Well, there's always
something exciting happening and beautiful dismal seepedch South Carolina, and
here to tell us all about it, as the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Good morning to you John boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
So what's shagan and dismal seepage this morning?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Mayor?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
All four cheeks and a half dozen chins, John Boys.
But enough about my wife. I'm here to talk to
you about the big, big weekend coming up in dismal Seepag.
It's our first annual Seven Days of Valentine's Festival.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
A seven day long festival.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
No, no, it's just the weekend. But it's celebrating the
little known Seven Days of Valentine.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Well I've never heard of before.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, me either, but apparently it's a thing, and we're
going to make that thing even bigger. And who doesn't
like a big thing on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
So I imagine you'll start with the parade.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Yeah, we were going to, but the George Tak School
of Twitter Sciences marching band backed out, the models from
the Amy Schumer Pole Dancing Academy came down with cold sores,
and the paint scheme on the Shriners' little cars kind
of made them look like Peep's and wee wee's. Do
we we scrapped the parade.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Well that's a shame, it sure is, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
But that's when the fun begins. We've got the entire
athletic field of the Refrigerator Perry plus size seating stadium
cordoned off into different zones, each one celebrating one of
the days of Valentine's Week. February seventh is dedicated to
Rose Day, So stop by that section and pick up
some posies for your sweetie at the Do I Make
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You Thorny Baby House of Roads right next door, we'll
be giving February eighth. It's due by showcasing proposed Day.
We'll have cameras recording all the actions as fellas bend
the knee to propose to their special gal.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
You know, sometimes girls propose to.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
You those sometimes girls proposed to do you hear yourself
nave or woke jokes for the next non binary barbecue?
Want at Swishy Stream Farms? Idiot? Where was I? Oh yeah,
let's not forget that. February ninth is Chocolate Day, and
we're lucky enough to have the world famous erotic chocolatear
(39:45):
Coco Latush. Make your significant other blush with a selection
of anatomically correct delicacy.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I like chocolate covered nuts.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
February two, February tamp is teddy Day. Give your wife
a sleeky, sexy teddy from Sebastian of Greenville's Lingerie and
pore him and back waxing boutique and get a Teddy
Bear and a matching Teddy h Teddy and a Tandy.
You still got a champ. The February eleventh, there Hea
(40:17):
celebrates Promised Day and we'll have several romantic settings where
couples can promise to love, honor, and obey each other,
all while connected to polygraph machine. Now if a if
A fib is detected, they'll get a good two hundred
volt zap sponsored by Fellini Decrustaceous prepaid divorce service.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
That sounds so cruol.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Yeah, hey, I'm hooked up to it right now. Don't
line you won't fry suck a Kenny corner from there
is February twelfth Hug Day. Now that's going to be
a hoot. You'll have the opportunity to get a big
old bear hug from a real life bear Grizzle. The
Grizzly Bear will be here, direct from his starring role
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in Cocaine Bear.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Isn't that dangerous?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
February thirteenth, This day, it's gonna be an honest to
goodness smooch athon. We'll have twenty kissing booths set up
for one and all.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Isn't that gonna make people jealous.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Well, yeah, they're really gross and stupid, because these kisses
will be coming from critters Pakistan, Pete's Traveling Petting Zoo
and Exotic Barbecue will be there, so puck her up
and get busy with dogs, cats, badgers, possums, even an
ant eater, but I would stay away from the ant
eater though, that's a lot of tongue. And finally, the
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February fourteenth booth Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
So what happens there?
Speaker 5 (41:43):
Well, that's the exit. I mean all the other days
kind of covered it right, And the entire weekend is
sponsored by schmall Mark Greeting Cards.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Wow, how did you land Hallmark?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
No? No, no, no, this is schmall Mark. When you
care enough to send the not too bad. They're really
eager to make a name for themselves and they paid
through the nose to sponsor this gig.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
What was your cut?
Speaker 5 (42:07):
So come on mostly Big seven Days of Alenti's Festival
this weekend. We've got a heart on for you.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
You didn't answer, God, you're still hooked up to the
polygraph right, No.
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