February 19, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played Beating the Blonde. Winner gives an assortment of small
batch hand cook peanuts from Birte County Peanuts, a Southern
tradition for over one hundred years. And now it is
time of sports with a pac man. All eyes on
college basketball. This is when it starts eating up. Good morning,
(00:22):
mister Packer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Good morning, john Boy. And you're right about that. Man,
it's hard to believe. March is literally next week. That's
kind of how it works. And you know what happens
when March hits. It's go time. But there's some teams
that are on the bubble, Johnny, that are nervous. Is
all get out now. I'm gonna just say one thing here.
You know, last weekend, the NCAA Basketball Committee comes out
and they kind of give you a little appetizer. They
(00:45):
kind of tell you, hey, here's who we think the
top sixteen teams are.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Right, they did this for.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
The men and they did it for the women, and
that's all fine and good, and again for the most part,
from the men's side, Hey, we know that Auburn's number
one and Duke could be a number one team in
Florida is really good ISRAELI. I mean, so you kind
of know who the teams are, and you know if
your team is ranked fifth or they're fifteenth, you know
you're in the tournament, whether you're a two seed to
three seed, to four seed, and if things work out
(01:10):
in the next couple of weeks, maybe you can work
yourself up to the one seed. But I think the
NCUBLEA has made a mistake, John Boy, because what I
would do, I don't necessarily need to know who the
top sixteen teams are because we all kind of know
who that is, right. What I want to know from
the committee is who's on the bubble. I mean, so
you know, we all look at to get your favorite
bracketologists and who's the first four in, who's the first
(01:32):
four out?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And it changes literally every night.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But if the NCUBA Committee, the judge and jury would
tell you last week, don't give me the first sixteen,
tell me the last sixteen. Tell me when you guys
put your little bracket together. Tell me where Carolina is.
Tell me is Georgia inn is wake in Arkansas? Are
they in or are they out? Its SMU, Where's Indiana?
(01:56):
I mean, that's what I want to know. Now, I
know Duke and Auburn are good, but tell them, would
they committee if they really wanted to give you a hook,
tell me who's on the bubble, because I think that
would make it a lot better.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Back you are on it again, buddy, you're right on it,
because what does everybody fuss about when it finally comes out?
The teams that just missed it?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Right, I mean, we don't have we don't have the
arguments about dog Gonet and we're a four seat we
should have been a two seat. I meant you're in right.
The people were complaining or whoever's ranked sixty nine to seventy,
seventy one and seventy two. But I think the NCAA, again,
I know what they're trying to do, the drum up interest,
but I think it would be a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Better if they told us who literally is on the bubble.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Now, then you know, for the next three weeks of
the regular season heading into conference tournaments, Hey, who's got
to play well, right, and if wake Force falls off
the cliff, we'll guess what they were on the bubble
if they played great and upset Duke in a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Man wakes in.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So I mean, however, you want to play that thing out, fine,
it'll take care of it. So I think the NCAA
made a mistake there, but nevertheless, that's where it is.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But nevertheless, here listen, Alburn, John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, Pat Way, Well, yeah, one was that another question?
So what do they do? When will they put out
another list? Are they gonna keep doing this for a while?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No, no, no, no, it's not. It's not like college football.
We're head that.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You know, we had the list of the top twenty five,
and the next five weeks every Tuesday night, you kind
of know where everybody is.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
They put this out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's like a little bit of a teaser, and then
we played this thing out now for the next three weeks,
the regular season, and then the tournaments, and then it's
go time and rock and rolls for March madthw So again, listen,
I pawed them forgiven as.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
The top sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's all fine, But I think it would be more
interesting if they gave us who's on the bubble. I
think that's where all the fund's gonna be. But as
I mentioned, Auburn knocked off Bama last weekend. Johnny Auburn's
the number one team in the country. Duke's playing great.
They just blew up and just ran all over Virginia
on a Monday night. They had the massive Square Garden
this weekend to take on Illinois to kind of step
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out the acc and jump in the Big ten, which
would be a fun game. The flip side is we
got some new blood at the top. On the women's side.
Notre Dame is the new number one ranked women's team,
and the women's tournaments can be fantastic too. There's about
five or six really super elite teams. Notre Dame is
certainly one of them. They get NC State this Sunday
(04:20):
in Raleigh. The wolf Pack is undefeated at home and
they're ranked thirteenth this week in the polls, So that
should be a great game on the women's side. So
all that stuff's going on, But John boy, you know
what's gonna be the coolest thing this week. It's got
nothing to do with flip Ball's got none to do
with races, It has got nothing to do with hoops.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's hockey. Tomorrow. Tomorrow they got this thing called Four
Nations Face Off.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The NHL looked at what the NBA All Star Game
was and said, no, screw that, We're gonna have competition.
As a matter of fact, the USA and Canada. The
other night, John Boy in Montreal, we played the national
anthem and all the Canadians started booing in the American
national anthem. So guess what we did. We kicked their
butt for the first nine seconds. We had three fist
fights and want to knock down, drag out. And this
(05:04):
is again, this is their All Star weekend. There's nobody saying, hey,
I got an upset stomach, I can't go tonight. Lebron says,
I got an ing grun tone. Now I'm out of
dunk content.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
We got the we got the hockey All Star Game.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They want to kick the lip and you know what, everybody,
we got.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
People doing the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So tomorrow night it's America against Canada and a loser
leaf town man. So if you're looking for something, hey, pack,
when I need something to get me to the weekend,
I would highly, highly suggest the four.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Nations face off.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's US against Canada, John Boy doing our national.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Anthem, and it is going to be go time.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So have fun at that, bad boy and get that
one all all over you.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It'll be great. All right, good good idea pack. Appreciate
you that buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
All right, well, that's based next week. And by the way,
John boy, I understand. Uh, we got something else in common.
We're going through mental issues issue.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, that's right man, Sure enough. How did yours work out?
I told our listeners we missed you last week. You
had to do emergency canal. Doesn't sound good?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No, I got to go back on Monday of next week.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So I'll probably mumble and stumble my way through Tuesday
or Wednesday, assuming I'm off whatever the drugs they're.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Giving me to get through it. But we'll get through it.
John boy, we can do it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's right, by do it with dig D. That's what
the great ones do. Now back all my boy. We'll
see you next week. All right, thank you so much.
Add well, let's play I beat the Blonde game? Now
take take you Ready to dig deep?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Und big?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Sure you told Freeline. We'll get us some contestant and
we'll play with you next good Wednesday morning. It shows
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waiting for it. I'm making Georgia saying, hey the Brad,
what's a brad?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Hey Jo, how y'all doing? But there?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
We are too cool for school.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Or something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, Brad, you know, dude, will last of some questions.
You agree and disagree and get too bell before two buzzers,
and you win. To go Bertie kind of pinus no Bury.
Alright there, Taylort's go to Greek mythologies. Start about this morning. Well,
young Odessius did not want to go and fight in
(08:15):
the Trojan War, so he pretended he was, Oh, no, Brad,
Brad discussing this amongst himself. No, oh no, no, old Brad.
We're asking titor this question, Jackie, explain to you what
we're doing. All right, Okay, all right, I think he's
(08:41):
being mauled by dogs. All right, let me because if
we're all right, thank you. So we were talking about
young Odessius didn't want to go fight in the Great
Rubber War. Yeah, so he pretended he was.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
What what an interior decorator? You can I had time
to think of that one. He pretended that he had leprosy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
He pretended he had leprosy.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Brad, do you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, go ahead? Yeah, yeah, okay, good. That was the
thing to do, buddy. Yes, he pretended he was insane. Yes,
you got the old Clinger deal from mask. Yeah, you
couldn't have that. By the way, he finally had to
go anywhere because you're wondering what happened? Alright, Brad, good
work money, there's at one mail. Let's get you another tape.
(09:42):
According to Dear Abbey, once a man has popped the question,
what is see maximum length of time you should be engaged?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Engaged in?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
What engaged?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Two oh to be married? Dear Abbey says, no longer
than three months?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No longer than three months, Dear Abbe says, get her done.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
What's the matter with you.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Larry the cable guy? Brad, agree or disagree with three months?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And that was the thing to do. What he was
doing about that. Yes, it's uh, six months is what
it is. Six months kind of short these days, Brad
the birtea kind of peeing us prize back, head down
to making for you.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I can't look away from the light.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Trying to making fun of me.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Brad.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, you didn't tilt your head.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
A dog in his vicinity and he is done.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
All right, all right, miss her, Okay, I'm on that
word at work. Ye morning is a big on the
(11:39):
radio looking over the new season. Here, nicecar, favorite racetrack.
We're knocking them all this morning up now, Bristol boy,
I'd been racing first race at Bristol Sunday, April thirteenth,
A little song about one of the best races involving
(12:01):
more rusty and earned heart light head, he goes.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Me and my brother in law JD, drove to Bristol,
tennessee watch that Goodies race beneath the lights.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
This guy was dark.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
It looked like rain left over from that hurricane. Jed said,
we might get wet tonight.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Now, Old JD.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
He's a real nice man, even though he's a rusty
Wallace man and won't drink nothing but Miller genuine draft.
He said, Number two's going all the way. You won't
be Rusty, not today. He's a short track king.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
And I just had to laugh.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
I'm an eurn hard man, you see. I live and
die by number three. Any fool knows you always been
on black. So me and JD argue some. I say
he's crazy. He says, I'm dumb. But like rusting day, Oh,
we always take it back Mother nature, give us a shaft.
(13:17):
We sat in the rain for an hour and a half.
It was just too dog gone with the race. And
when they dried the track and they dropped the flag,
me and JD is about half in the bag and
he was.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Hollering, Rusty getting all in my face.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Long.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
About lap thirty two, car three caught up with Number two.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
They touched and Rusty went up in the wall.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
JD hollered, there and I'll see that no good cheating sway.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
I hate his guts. I can't believe his golf. I said,
that's just racing. He got tagged and the man in
black got black flag. They stuck him at the tail
end of the pack.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
JD said, now what you're gonna do is just sit
back and watch Number two.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
I said, we're down, but we're coming back.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
Sure enough, Old Ironhead come through the pack like a
needle and thread, though he might have moved a fewel
along the water. Meanwhile, Rusty's effort came to kneel. He
got tangled up with Awsome Bell. Forty six laps down.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Wasn't much to.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Say Terry Labonte, who was in the leave when that
three cardboard on a burst of speed and knocked him
in the wall.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
At the checkered flag.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Terry come up smiling just the same, said, no hard
feelings down in Victory Lane. It was just another game
of NASCAR tas all of a sudden A minute later,
Rusty walks up to the intimidator said, Darlington's now this week,
I'll see you there.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
He looked about his mad as Schwartzenegger and said he
ain't forgot about tall dagger.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Throw his water bottle through the air. You can see
it there and Rusty his face. Boy, it had him
a real tough race, and that explains his anger.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
I suppose, yeah, he got some mad.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
That it was scary, but I don't think it was
necessary to bounce a bottle off Ron harsh nose Man
JD looked down in the pits.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
GD said that's what he gets. Go on, Rusty, breaking
him right.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
In high.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I said, JD, you must.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
Be being that thing was all accident, and he hit
him in the head with his Miller genuine draft.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Well.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
I turned around, looked at him, and he.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Looked back, and I looked back, and we just stood
there looking at one another. I felt my face getting red,
and then I went upside his head and said a
few choice words about his mother. OI was wailing on
each other hard when this big old fat security guard
(16:18):
come whacked us both with this big old wooden club
he putting into our debate, throwed us both out through
the back gates.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
That don't y'all never come back in here, bub.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Well, Rusty and Dale is longtime friends, and I reckon
that they'll both make amends and do the right thing
if you give them half a chance, because older and
heart's a real tough mother, But him and Rusty like
one another, And besides, they're both scared of old Bill friends.
(16:53):
Me and JD with his friends again. And this weekend
we're gonna take a spin down to Darlington.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
You can go real wice.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Yeah, my brother in law still my best friend.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
But if you ever hits me with a model again,
I swear I'm gonna kick his ever loving Good morning.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
There's a big show on the radio. I'd rid of
a drive time player lessac.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
hooter honking edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode a breast of the Times. As our story opens,
Eve is waiting to talk to God in the garden
of Eden.
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Widely. I've been waiting here forever.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Ah.
Speaker 11 (18:12):
That reminds me. Note to sell create the DMV. Okay, DUTs,
what's the problem.
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Let me just say up front, okay, that everything is
really beautiful.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
I mean, you did a great job.
Speaker 12 (18:25):
But oh, here we go.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
It's my breasts. Okay, look at these.
Speaker 12 (18:30):
I have been since I got here. Damn I do
nice work. Hello boys, I missed you.
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Yeah yeah, but do I really need three?
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You're going to make this all about you, aren't you.
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It's just that the middle one pushes the other two
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they're a real pain.
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if I got rid of the one in the middle.
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Oh yes, please, Oh that is the troublemaker.
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here there better.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Oh yes it is. What are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 12 (19:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
I just toss it in the bushes. I don't want
to carry it around. That'd be weird. Okay, later I'm
late for bridge with the archangels. One month later, Hey,
what's the half?
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Well, well, I've got another problem.
Speaker 12 (19:18):
Color me shocked?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
What is it? This time?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
As I'm looking around, I see that I'm the only
creature without a mate. Birds have maids, Monkeys have maids.
Even the snake has a maid.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
Yeah about that snake, keep an eye on him.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Isn't there some way for you to create a mate
for me?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You know what?
Speaker 12 (19:35):
You're right, and I'll take care of that right now.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I will create a mate for you, called man, and
I'll do it with a part.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Of you a part of me. Well, how does that work?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Trust me?
Speaker 11 (19:46):
Now, let's see where did I toss that stupid boobs?
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And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy
play house there?
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And I complain to him all the time, and leave
me out of it. To me, next time, and we'll
hear that snake.
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You got the Big Show on the radio. More chances
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Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio and talking about that damn teeth and having baby.
They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
rock Limball, Yawn, Handy, Neil Board, Yeah, snow on the roof.
(20:43):
They had a fire in the party. It getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. Who I
feel so vulnerable?
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H m hmm.
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Wheren't those folks didn't those folks work at Disney.
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No, no, we we had to cut when we were
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Jingle people.
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The one you know, he's rolling his eyes.
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Here's our girl, Marsie Taylor Mary.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
We're gonna take a look and see what everybody was
watching over President's Day weekend, coming in first place. Captain
America Brave New World opened up at eighty eight point
five million dollars, not the millions, lots of millions there.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
It scored the fourth best President Day.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Launch, behind Black Panther, Deadpool, and ant Man and the Wasp.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
So let's just started on Monday.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
It debuted on Friday, and they counted it all the
way through. Yeah, President still Monday, got it all right.
The sequel Paddington in Peru opened up in second place.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Second place.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Heart Eyes dropped from second to third place. Last week's
top movie, dog Man, felled the fourth place, the adult
Movies pushed it out.
Speaker 16 (24:22):
Killed it, and fifth fifth place was a movie that
debuted Nayza two n E second word z h A,
then the number two.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
It's a Chinese animated fantasy.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
A short list in the world of entertainment this week.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
I mean it did well, did seven point two million,
so animates bach go ahead, all right, all right, you
old folks. But Monkey comes out this Friday.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
This is starring Elijah Wood, Oz Perkins and Theo James.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
It's a horror The Monkey, The Monkey.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It's a horror movie. You're thinking real monkey, like a
you like King Kong?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Right, Nope.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
It's based on a short story from Stephen King back
in nineteen eighty. The Monkey's about two brothers who find
a mysterious wind up monkey that plays cymbals up in
their dad's at it.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh yes, yes, and then you.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Hit it on the head and then it'll go with
its teeth.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Right.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Well, they find it, apparently, get it to play symbols,
and a series of gruesome deaths start right after they
do that, so hard madnightmares come true. Yeah, you're like
you knew that monkey was after you and my younger
brother had one, and I don't know where it went.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
So now I'm scared to go dig it up. Okay,
some things are gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Monkey would like grow you Hey in the middle of
the Wow is one.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
You should have done.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
The rewrite also opening up Friday The Unbreakable Boy. It's
a drama, but it stars Zachary Levi and Patricia Heaton.
It's about a young boy with both a rare brittle
bone disease and autism. But what makes him truly unique
is his joyous, funny, life affirming worldview and that transforms
and unites everyone around him. So it says it's a drama,
(26:30):
but it must have some comedy and it's some bright spots.
So family movie, all right.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Streaming, streaming, I'll start. I watched The Gorge. It's on
Apple TV.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Plus it's a movie, so it's not a series to stream,
but it's a movie to stream. And it has Miles Teller,
Anya Taylor Joy and Sigourney Weaver in it. And it's
about two highly trained operatives, like great shots, and they
can kick butt. And they're assigned to posts to guard
and guard towers opposite sides from each other, the east
and the west. And if they are watching over a
(27:04):
classified gorge, they're protecting the world from like this mysterious
evil that lurks within.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
They don't know what's in. They're not allowed to talk
to each other, but somehow romance ensues and.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
They got to keep whatever's in the gorge into it
or out of it.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I know, I just like, you know, there is a
little love a little love thing part of it. But yeah,
I mean they're there for a.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Year, so you know, gorge looks.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (27:28):
So it's dark and the Reacher is back.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
This week? Is Reacher the series?
Speaker 15 (27:34):
John?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (27:36):
Yeah, third season started third while it starts tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
What's it on on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
On Netflix?
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
All right, let me say the Night Agent watching that
Night Agent. The first season was better than this season. Yeah,
we're trying to go slow. It got really slow.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Is this about the agent that isn't room?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Just watching in a white house? Yeah, so that was
the first season. So now he's out on the streets.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
He's out for that.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, he was on the streets. So that is a
little slow now it is. The first season was great.
It's Hell on Wheels. Hell on Wheels was on Paramount Plus.
That must be a Taylor Sheridan deal. It's like when
they're laying track and making the railroads across America. Town
that travels with it, and yeah he's an ex Confederate.
(28:28):
Some good watch it. The wife won't watch it, so yeah, someone.
Speaker 15 (28:34):
And I apologize, I misspoke. Rich Reacher is actually on
Prime Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
And then the Severn still had to go back and
watch the Severns the first season. My wife, I try
to get her watchings over. Now she's all lost, so.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I just gotta get over.
Speaker 15 (28:52):
I'll come over and watch the first season again with
her because I'm lost and I saw it.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
It's there is all.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Right, right, there's the list.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
All right, good work there, Martina, thank you. All right. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word one
eight hundred, big show you told free line. We'll get
a couple of contestants. Lay nuxt good more than it's
(29:39):
a big show on the radio, humming to your home
day when I preach your track for the big show
bid Box. Carl Childer stars in double Old Carl, Hey man, what's.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
That being good?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Let's find out in minutes right now?
Speaker 8 (29:53):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
The word word of the wordy word. Let's wait her contestant.
We got a husband and a wife. Don't play out
in front of everybody. This morning out of Paris, Tennessee.
Mike and Angela, Good morning, Mike, Good morning, John boy
looking forward to this that we're gonna be me and
(30:16):
you on one side, and then there's you, lovely bride. Angela,
Good morning, Angela, good morning, good morning. And we got
Angela and Tayter on the other teams.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
As we're quietly confident.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Boy's against the girl. Okay, all right, well welcome y'all. Alright, Angela,
you were like, see what me and you boy can
do here. Michael's put some points on the board here
for this first thirty You ready to go.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
I'm ready, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
J'h'm go alrighty, let's do it. Then start the clock
now from New York to la They called it a
blank to blank flight.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
NonStop.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
No, no, what's the beach? You got Atlantic? The Pacific?
What is it?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Blank?
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The blank? Yes? Yes, all right, this is not a
forty five record, but the whole What you would buy this?
The Beatles, white blank the whole album? Yes, album? Okay,
if you can, oh, man, I stung it up on
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coast and coast. I was so proud of myself. You're not, brother, Leslie.
What happens here on? Angela and Tater here we got
a two on the board.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Every when you start here in the ticken and you're
under the gun link though.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Like that, Angela, you ready, ready and go.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
There's a flower called blank me not it means to
remember get me. This is a sea animal that goes
you catch Yep, you're you're the opposite of dumb.
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You are.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
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you go?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
What'd you just do?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You did what?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
You might have a little red one of bees.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
No, it could have been worse.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
That works.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Four on the board to take the lean by two.
All right, come on, Mike, now we could use some boyds.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
You ready, Okay, We're gonna have to do something besides
the little red to get this party started.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
All right? Then you know we're pigging up on it.
So starting to clock. Now when you go out west,
take a blank train like the old West, a covered
what to ride in wagon? Yes? Okay? A blank stone
is a ruby or a diamond? A blank stone? Yeah? Blank?
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My headphones in so I can hear blank come in?
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Would you jump out of a plane? You have a
what terricu?
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Right? Bow Jangles makes these from scratch pack five on
that two of seven scores And now Angela and Taylor
three will tie, four will win this game? You ready, Angela?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Ready and go a song blank on the drum. It's
also a sound of a gun makes when kids are playing.
They may go, Yes, you might have this kind of countertop,
not granede, but like a floor looks like this, a
real fancy floor is made out of it. No, you
also would shoot these as kids, and you'd shoot them
(33:53):
the round.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
You lost.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
You lost them like a floor. So it's got.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
It's got like ice cream.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Mike, do you happen to know the word they were
going for horrible?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, marble, marble, that was willing for.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
The health and well. The wives have that ability to
tune you out whenever they want.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
To that I got you into that.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Rooms, Oh you go, we got you prize. Back heading
to y'all's addressing beautiful Paris, tend to see. Appreciate y'all listen,
thanks so much for playing man love you mean we
love y'all. Thank you. Good morning. Got the big show
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(34:57):
Oh about Knoxville. I'm glad Joe got his request in
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who is playing at the shed. It is the shed.
February twenty eighth is nine days from today, Knoxville, Tennessee.
The shed. That's our boy's jib mother Mary.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
That's Friday.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
All right, good think about me so Joe Ellinger, Knoxville.
Joe says, I need to know how tough. Chuck Norris says,
can you play Ike for me? Joe again? Joe coming
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Speaker 7 (35:55):
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time to axe eiche.
Speaker 17 (36:18):
Yo what Patrick Hurry getting had? John boy still got
a sock off? Take a picture that we put it
on the website. You take that when you have something
to show and tell yo.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (36:32):
I mean, jump on you when you're hurt.
Speaker 13 (36:35):
Welcome to ax Iike, place the golf on the four
one one. You need all your uh uh what you
call cinemoniaco relationships.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Dig this Ike.
Speaker 13 (36:46):
My girlfriend and I are fighting again. The reason going
to the movies m She likes all this computer generated craft,
and I'm more of an old school action guy. She's
all about Will Smith and George Clooney and other guys
who haven't done a real stunt in their lives. One
of my favorites is Chuck Norris. He's one of my heroes,
(37:09):
and she calls him an old man and all washed up.
I know you're the man to go to for the
answer with this problem. What am I gonna do? Sign
put down in Pensacola?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Did I put down?
Speaker 13 (37:21):
That is the problem with young people today, no sense
of movie badass history. They think all these Hollywood Willie
boys is pig iron tough. But if it weren't for
that computer fied stand ins, they wouldn't have no career,
no way. The only tough guy in the movies today
is that transporter guy, and he's a damn foreigner. They
(37:45):
should teach a course in school about guys like Rudy
Ray Moore and fred De Hammer, Williamson, Billy Jack and
hell yeah, Chuck Norris. Now, now I didn't know a
whole lot about your boy, Chuck, so I looked up
some interesting facts on the computer rator on the what
you call Wikipedia. And you're right, man, that Chuck Norris
(38:05):
is all man and a yard wide.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
You need to school that fool on that. Let me
preach on it.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
Now, check it out.
Speaker 13 (38:14):
Chuck Noise is a bad mother truck.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
How bad?
Speaker 13 (38:18):
Well, when Chuck Noise goes swimming, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chuck Noise. Did you know Chuck Norris
wants visited the Virgin Islands? Now they're just known as
the island.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
What I talk about?
Speaker 13 (38:36):
Ain't no sense going there now. If you can see
Chuck Norse, he can see you. If you can't see
Chuck Noise, you are seconds away from death.
Speaker 12 (38:49):
Chuck Noise doesn't churn butter.
Speaker 13 (38:50):
He roundhouse kicks the cow and the butt comes straight out.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I played that little cartoon in my mind.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
It made me.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt huntings suggests the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep
at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. When
Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up.
He pushes the earth away. Chuck Norris has been to Mars.
(39:26):
That's why there's no signs of life. Take that astro nerd.
Somebody wants made a statue Chuck Norris out of toilet paper,
but it.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Wouldn't take crap from anyone.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
Chuck Norris is one eighth Cherokee. As interesting fact, you've
got got something in common, but it's not his ancestry.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
He actually ate an Indie.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
Chuck Norris's chief export is pain. The fine print on
the last page of the guin Us book A World
says that all world records are held by Chuck Norris.
The people listened in the book are just the closest
anyone else that's ever gotten. When you open up a
cannle will pass, Chuck Norris jumps out. The Great Wall
(40:14):
of China was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out.
Speaker 12 (40:18):
It failed miserably.
Speaker 13 (40:21):
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about. Chuck Norris
wants shut down a Japanese zero by pointing his finger
at it and saying bang. Chuck Noise sleeps with a
night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark.
(40:44):
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. There's no such
thing as tornados Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck
Norris isn't lactose intolerant, he just doesn't take any electos.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Is crap.
Speaker 13 (41:06):
And the most impressive fact Chuck Norris beats rocks paid
for ant sayssors every damn time. Damn Now that's a
man school at Shaggy yours on that and like uh,
a general saddler says, if it's on the Internet, it's
gotta be true. So what I'm saying is the Good
(41:29):
Lord made the crack of your butt, so Chuck Norris
will have someplace to put it in for this is.
Speaker 18 (41:37):
Peace out, Uh, Chuck Norris tough if you want AXI
mailed AXI. John Boyn believe he obock seventy six sixty three,
Charlotte DC two eight two four one.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
He wouldn't be pissed him on about no damn tone
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Keywords Carl double O, Carl doublet, A second trick, Okay,
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Speaker 19 (42:38):
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosna now a
new star takes his place in cinematic history as one
of the greatest screen legends of all time.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
The name is Bond, James Bond.
Speaker 19 (42:54):
Carl Childers is James Bond, double O seven in tomorrow.
Usually he never dies until it's yesterday.
Speaker 10 (43:04):
Hei, there mit money, Bennie, you're the one about them.
Two fellers are going to the bathroom off on the
London fridge.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
I'm afraid there's no time for your wicked sense of humor, Jeames,
and is waiting for you.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
I reckon something rather must be wrong.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
In Yeah, that's putting it mightily, James. I'm afraid it's
dr Maybe.
Speaker 19 (43:24):
Once more the world is of the brink of destruction
at the hands of a power hungry madman. With Ricky
b Sharp as the moniacle doctor.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Maybe you sure are a maniac A little feller.
Speaker 13 (43:36):
Ahha, that blog cherry picker, This magnifficent weapon I built.
I was ranking the world's population to a mere fraction
of its original height. Leave it me its tallest and
most powerful inhabitant.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Ain't gonna have to be pertyonally and I ain't no better
than square your sail.
Speaker 13 (43:54):
Another little smart Bob and the old comedy arsenal.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
Well, well you cracket jokes.
Speaker 13 (44:00):
Now we got fixing that try beast shriek ray out
on you first pitch your bond, all Ray bond, What
are you done?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
I done that, Tay gotting the guy.
Speaker 19 (44:18):
And no death defying adventure would be complete without a
classic Bond girl. It's Beyonce Knowles has great old big
bottom man.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Oh, James, that was wonderful, but I'm still dizzy.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
You have to go so soon?
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yes, no, I reckon, I do got some bad fellas
to catch up with.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
And whatnot matter?
Speaker 4 (44:37):
If I put my arm around you four an an
o out of here summer.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I think I could do better than that. James, come
here all right, Dan, And.
Speaker 19 (44:45):
In the true James Bond tradition, a climax that will
leave you gasping for breath.
Speaker 13 (44:50):
All right there, schools operator, I'm not taking any chances
this time. Got all them dead. Gadget to yours and
take it full. And I got your girlfriend hanging over
cage of rabbit weasels.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Jame's help help You.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Had Nona trade her that way? Doctor? Maybe she's just
a girl, you know, count.
Speaker 13 (45:09):
And before you're a hoochie Desore becomes the weasel. But faith,
you'll get to see my street grade turn you into
the appetizer.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Not as long as I got this little feller. What
in the world, guys are blade?
Speaker 10 (45:21):
I'm gonna call her the sling blade. I called her
the guys a blade. I'm pretty good shot with it too.
Speaker 7 (45:29):
The right it turn it towards me.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Oh, James, you save me? What about doctor maybe?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
But don't worry. I made short work of him.
Speaker 19 (46:00):
Childers is James Bond double O seven in Tomorrow usually
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played Beating the Blonde. Winner gives an assortment of small
batch hand cook peanuts from Birte County Peanuts, a Southern
tradition for over one hundred years. And now it is
time of sports with a pac man. All eyes on
college basketball. This is when it starts eating up. Good morning,
(00:22):
mister Packer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Good morning, john Boy. And you're right about that. Man,
it's hard to believe. March is literally next week. That's
kind of how it works. And you know what happens
when March hits. It's go time. But there's some teams
that are on the bubble, Johnny, that are nervous. Is
all get out now. I'm gonna just say one thing here.
You know, last weekend, the NCAA Basketball Committee comes out
and they kind of give you a little appetizer. They
(00:45):
kind of tell you, hey, here's who we think the
top sixteen teams are.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Right, they did this for.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
The men and they did it for the women, and
that's all fine and good, and again for the most part,
from the men's side, Hey, we know that Auburn's number
one and Duke could be a number one team in
Florida is really good ISRAELI. I mean, so you kind
of know who the teams are, and you know if
your team is ranked fifth or they're fifteenth, you know
you're in the tournament, whether you're a two seed to
three seed, to four seed, and if things work out
(01:10):
in the next couple of weeks, maybe you can work
yourself up to the one seed. But I think the
NCUBLEA has made a mistake, John Boy, because what I
would do, I don't necessarily need to know who the
top sixteen teams are because we all kind of know
who that is, right. What I want to know from
the committee is who's on the bubble. I mean, so
you know, we all look at to get your favorite
bracketologists and who's the first four in, who's the first
(01:32):
four out?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And it changes literally every night.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But if the NCUBA Committee, the judge and jury would
tell you last week, don't give me the first sixteen,
tell me the last sixteen. Tell me when you guys
put your little bracket together. Tell me where Carolina is.
Tell me is Georgia inn is wake in Arkansas? Are
they in or are they out? Its SMU, Where's Indiana?
(01:56):
I mean, that's what I want to know. Now, I
know Duke and Auburn are good, but tell them, would
they committee if they really wanted to give you a hook,
tell me who's on the bubble, because I think that
would make it a lot better.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Back you are on it again, buddy, you're right on it,
because what does everybody fuss about when it finally comes out?
The teams that just missed it?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Right, I mean, we don't have we don't have the
arguments about dog Gonet and we're a four seat we
should have been a two seat. I meant you're in right.
The people were complaining or whoever's ranked sixty nine to seventy,
seventy one and seventy two. But I think the NCAA, again,
I know what they're trying to do, the drum up interest,
but I think it would be a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Better if they told us who literally is on the bubble.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Now, then you know, for the next three weeks of
the regular season heading into conference tournaments, Hey, who's got
to play well, right, and if wake Force falls off
the cliff, we'll guess what they were on the bubble
if they played great and upset Duke in a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Man wakes in.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So I mean, however, you want to play that thing out, fine,
it'll take care of it. So I think the NCAA
made a mistake there, but nevertheless, that's where it is.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But nevertheless, here listen, Alburn, John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, Pat Way, Well, yeah, one was that another question?
So what do they do? When will they put out
another list? Are they gonna keep doing this for a while?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No, no, no, no, it's not. It's not like college football.
We're head that.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You know, we had the list of the top twenty five,
and the next five weeks every Tuesday night, you kind
of know where everybody is.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
They put this out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's like a little bit of a teaser, and then
we played this thing out now for the next three weeks,
the regular season, and then the tournaments, and then it's
go time and rock and rolls for March madthw So again, listen,
I pawed them forgiven as.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
The top sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's all fine, But I think it would be more
interesting if they gave us who's on the bubble. I
think that's where all the fund's gonna be. But as
I mentioned, Auburn knocked off Bama last weekend. Johnny Auburn's
the number one team in the country. Duke's playing great.
They just blew up and just ran all over Virginia
on a Monday night. They had the massive Square Garden
this weekend to take on Illinois to kind of step
(03:59):
out the acc and jump in the Big ten, which
would be a fun game. The flip side is we
got some new blood at the top. On the women's side.
Notre Dame is the new number one ranked women's team,
and the women's tournaments can be fantastic too. There's about
five or six really super elite teams. Notre Dame is
certainly one of them. They get NC State this Sunday
(04:20):
in Raleigh. The wolf Pack is undefeated at home and
they're ranked thirteenth this week in the polls, So that
should be a great game on the women's side. So
all that stuff's going on, But John boy, you know
what's gonna be the coolest thing this week. It's got
nothing to do with flip Ball's got none to do
with races, It has got nothing to do with hoops.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's hockey. Tomorrow. Tomorrow they got this thing called Four
Nations Face Off.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The NHL looked at what the NBA All Star Game
was and said, no, screw that, We're gonna have competition.
As a matter of fact, the USA and Canada. The
other night, John Boy in Montreal, we played the national
anthem and all the Canadians started booing in the American
national anthem. So guess what we did. We kicked their
butt for the first nine seconds. We had three fist
fights and want to knock down, drag out. And this
(05:04):
is again, this is their All Star weekend. There's nobody saying, hey,
I got an upset stomach, I can't go tonight. Lebron says,
I got an ing grun tone. Now I'm out of
dunk content.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
We got the we got the hockey All Star Game.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They want to kick the lip and you know what, everybody,
we got.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
People doing the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So tomorrow night it's America against Canada and a loser
leaf town man. So if you're looking for something, hey, pack,
when I need something to get me to the weekend,
I would highly, highly suggest the four.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Nations face off.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's US against Canada, John Boy doing our national.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Anthem, and it is going to be go time.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So have fun at that, bad boy and get that
one all all over you.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It'll be great. All right, good good idea pack. Appreciate
you that buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
All right, well, that's based next week. And by the way,
John boy, I understand. Uh, we got something else in common.
We're going through mental issues issue.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, that's right man, Sure enough. How did yours work out?
I told our listeners we missed you last week. You
had to do emergency canal. Doesn't sound good?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No, I got to go back on Monday of next week.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So I'll probably mumble and stumble my way through Tuesday
or Wednesday, assuming I'm off whatever the drugs they're.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Giving me to get through it. But we'll get through it.
John boy, we can do it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's right, by do it with dig D. That's what
the great ones do. Now back all my boy. We'll
see you next week. All right, thank you so much.
Add well, let's play I beat the Blonde game? Now
take take you Ready to dig deep?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Und big?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Sure you told Freeline. We'll get us some contestant and
we'll play with you next good Wednesday morning. It shows
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waiting for it. I'm making Georgia saying, hey the Brad,
what's a brad?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Hey Jo, how y'all doing? But there?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
We are too cool for school.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Or something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, Brad, you know, dude, will last of some questions.
You agree and disagree and get too bell before two buzzers,
and you win. To go Bertie kind of pinus no Bury.
Alright there, Taylort's go to Greek mythologies. Start about this morning. Well,
young Odessius did not want to go and fight in
(08:15):
the Trojan War, so he pretended he was, Oh, no, Brad,
Brad discussing this amongst himself. No, oh no, no, old Brad.
We're asking titor this question, Jackie, explain to you what
we're doing. All right, Okay, all right, I think he's
(08:41):
being mauled by dogs. All right, let me because if
we're all right, thank you. So we were talking about
young Odessius didn't want to go fight in the Great
Rubber War. Yeah, so he pretended he was.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
What what an interior decorator? You can I had time
to think of that one. He pretended that he had leprosy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
He pretended he had leprosy.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Brad, do you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, go ahead? Yeah, yeah, okay, good. That was the
thing to do, buddy. Yes, he pretended he was insane. Yes,
you got the old Clinger deal from mask. Yeah, you
couldn't have that. By the way, he finally had to
go anywhere because you're wondering what happened? Alright, Brad, good
work money, there's at one mail. Let's get you another tape.
(09:42):
According to Dear Abbey, once a man has popped the question,
what is see maximum length of time you should be engaged?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Engaged in?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
What engaged?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Two oh to be married? Dear Abbey says, no longer
than three months?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No longer than three months, Dear Abbe says, get her done.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
What's the matter with you.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Larry the cable guy? Brad, agree or disagree with three months?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And that was the thing to do. What he was
doing about that. Yes, it's uh, six months is what
it is. Six months kind of short these days, Brad
the birtea kind of peeing us prize back, head down
to making for you.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I can't look away from the light.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Trying to making fun of me.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Brad.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, you didn't tilt your head.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
A dog in his vicinity and he is done.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
All right, all right, miss her, Okay, I'm on that
word at work. Ye morning is a big on the
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radio looking over the new season. Here, nicecar, favorite racetrack.
We're knocking them all this morning up now, Bristol boy,
I'd been racing first race at Bristol Sunday, April thirteenth,
A little song about one of the best races involving
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more rusty and earned heart light head, he goes.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Me and my brother in law JD, drove to Bristol,
tennessee watch that Goodies race beneath the lights.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
This guy was dark.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
It looked like rain left over from that hurricane. Jed said,
we might get wet tonight.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Now, Old JD.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
He's a real nice man, even though he's a rusty
Wallace man and won't drink nothing but Miller genuine draft.
He said, Number two's going all the way. You won't
be Rusty, not today. He's a short track king.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
And I just had to laugh.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
I'm an eurn hard man, you see. I live and
die by number three. Any fool knows you always been
on black. So me and JD argue some. I say
he's crazy. He says, I'm dumb. But like rusting day, Oh,
we always take it back Mother nature, give us a shaft.
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We sat in the rain for an hour and a half.
It was just too dog gone with the race. And
when they dried the track and they dropped the flag,
me and JD is about half in the bag and
he was.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Hollering, Rusty getting all in my face.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Long.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
About lap thirty two, car three caught up with Number two.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
They touched and Rusty went up in the wall.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
JD hollered, there and I'll see that no good cheating sway.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
I hate his guts. I can't believe his golf. I said,
that's just racing. He got tagged and the man in
black got black flag. They stuck him at the tail
end of the pack.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
JD said, now what you're gonna do is just sit
back and watch Number two.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
I said, we're down, but we're coming back.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
Sure enough, Old Ironhead come through the pack like a
needle and thread, though he might have moved a fewel
along the water. Meanwhile, Rusty's effort came to kneel. He
got tangled up with Awsome Bell. Forty six laps down.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Wasn't much to.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Say Terry Labonte, who was in the leave when that
three cardboard on a burst of speed and knocked him
in the wall.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
At the checkered flag.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Terry come up smiling just the same, said, no hard
feelings down in Victory Lane. It was just another game
of NASCAR tas all of a sudden A minute later,
Rusty walks up to the intimidator said, Darlington's now this week,
I'll see you there.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
He looked about his mad as Schwartzenegger and said he
ain't forgot about tall dagger.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Throw his water bottle through the air. You can see
it there and Rusty his face. Boy, it had him
a real tough race, and that explains his anger.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
I suppose, yeah, he got some mad.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
That it was scary, but I don't think it was
necessary to bounce a bottle off Ron harsh nose Man
JD looked down in the pits.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
GD said that's what he gets. Go on, Rusty, breaking
him right.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
In high.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I said, JD, you must.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
Be being that thing was all accident, and he hit
him in the head with his Miller genuine draft.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Well.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
I turned around, looked at him, and he.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Looked back, and I looked back, and we just stood
there looking at one another. I felt my face getting red,
and then I went upside his head and said a
few choice words about his mother. OI was wailing on
each other hard when this big old fat security guard
(16:18):
come whacked us both with this big old wooden club
he putting into our debate, throwed us both out through
the back gates.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
That don't y'all never come back in here, bub.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Well, Rusty and Dale is longtime friends, and I reckon
that they'll both make amends and do the right thing
if you give them half a chance, because older and
heart's a real tough mother, But him and Rusty like
one another, And besides, they're both scared of old Bill friends.
(16:53):
Me and JD with his friends again. And this weekend
we're gonna take a spin down to Darlington.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
You can go real wice.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Yeah, my brother in law still my best friend.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
But if you ever hits me with a model again,
I swear I'm gonna kick his ever loving Good morning.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
There's a big show on the radio. I'd rid of
a drive time player lessac.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
hooter honking edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode a breast of the Times. As our story opens,
Eve is waiting to talk to God in the garden
of Eden.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Widely. I've been waiting here forever.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Ah.
Speaker 11 (18:12):
That reminds me. Note to sell create the DMV. Okay, DUTs,
what's the problem.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Let me just say up front, okay, that everything is
really beautiful.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
I mean, you did a great job.
Speaker 12 (18:25):
But oh, here we go.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
It's my breasts. Okay, look at these.
Speaker 12 (18:30):
I have been since I got here. Damn I do
nice work. Hello boys, I missed you.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah yeah, but do I really need three?
Speaker 12 (18:38):
You're going to make this all about you, aren't you.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
It's just that the middle one pushes the other two
to the side. My arms are always bumping into them. Honestly,
they're a real pain.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Look, would I make it happy
if I got rid of the one in the middle.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Oh yes, please, Oh that is the troublemaker.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
All right, Well it's gonna break my heart. But okay,
here there better.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Oh yes it is. What are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 12 (19:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
I just toss it in the bushes. I don't want
to carry it around. That'd be weird. Okay, later I'm
late for bridge with the archangels. One month later, Hey,
what's the half?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Well, well, I've got another problem.
Speaker 12 (19:18):
Color me shocked?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
What is it? This time?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
As I'm looking around, I see that I'm the only
creature without a mate. Birds have maids, Monkeys have maids.
Even the snake has a maid.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
Yeah about that snake, keep an eye on him.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Isn't there some way for you to create a mate
for me?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You know what?
Speaker 12 (19:35):
You're right, and I'll take care of that right now.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I will create a mate for you, called man, and
I'll do it with a part.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Of you a part of me. Well, how does that work?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Trust me?
Speaker 11 (19:46):
Now, let's see where did I toss that stupid boobs?
Speaker 8 (19:56):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy
play house there?
Speaker 11 (20:01):
And I complain to him all the time, and leave
me out of it. To me, next time, and we'll
hear that snake.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
You got the Big Show on the radio. More chances
you to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 13 (20:16):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio and talking about that damn teeth and having baby.
They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
rock Limball, Yawn, Handy, Neil Board, Yeah, snow on the roof.
(20:43):
They had a fire in the party. It getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. Who I
feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 7 (21:10):
H m hmm.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Good morning. That's a big showing the radio for your Wednesday.
If you're having a birthday today, happy birthday. You're sharing
one of one of our Big Show family members.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Who could that be?
Speaker 14 (21:42):
Marty Marty the one Man Party, Marty Marty out of
his own jingles, Marty Marty, the one Man?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Remember I started calling him now, who's up about? I
think it was Daytona the first time? Or was that
when we were staying in Orlando? And then would we
helicoptered over to day doing the five? I fired him
about three times.
Speaker 15 (22:08):
Oh he's like he's yeah, yeah, he's used to it
and made it up to him.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Don't worry, Marty, we got your own jingle down on
the radio, Smart Mary, the.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
One that's him.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Wheren't those folks didn't those folks work at Disney.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
Or with this part?
Speaker 15 (22:24):
No, no, we we had to cut when we were
at a national radio broadcast. It was the people that
worked for jam jingles.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Jingle people.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
They are yeah, do that for a living. Yea, look
Kelly got him to waste their time.
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Smart the one, Yeah, well ahead and get your money's
work because you paid for it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Okay, we'll play it again.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
The one you know, he's rolling his eyes.
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(23:35):
Here's our girl, Marsie Taylor Mary.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
We're gonna take a look and see what everybody was
watching over President's Day weekend, coming in first place. Captain
America Brave New World opened up at eighty eight point
five million dollars, not the millions, lots of millions there.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
It scored the fourth best President Day.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Launch, behind Black Panther, Deadpool, and ant Man and the Wasp.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
So let's just started on Monday.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
It debuted on Friday, and they counted it all the
way through. Yeah, President still Monday, got it all right.
The sequel Paddington in Peru opened up in second place.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Second place.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Heart Eyes dropped from second to third place. Last week's
top movie, dog Man, felled the fourth place, the adult
Movies pushed it out.
Speaker 16 (24:22):
Killed it, and fifth fifth place was a movie that
debuted Nayza two n E second word z h A,
then the number two.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
It's a Chinese animated fantasy.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
A short list in the world of entertainment this week.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
I mean it did well, did seven point two million,
so animates bach go ahead, all right, all right, you
old folks. But Monkey comes out this Friday.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
This is starring Elijah Wood, Oz Perkins and Theo James.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
It's a horror The Monkey, The Monkey.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It's a horror movie. You're thinking real monkey, like a
you like King Kong?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Right, Nope.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
It's based on a short story from Stephen King back
in nineteen eighty. The Monkey's about two brothers who find
a mysterious wind up monkey that plays cymbals up in
their dad's at it.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh yes, yes, and then you.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Hit it on the head and then it'll go with
its teeth.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Right.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Well, they find it, apparently, get it to play symbols,
and a series of gruesome deaths start right after they
do that, so hard madnightmares come true. Yeah, you're like
you knew that monkey was after you and my younger
brother had one, and I don't know where it went.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
So now I'm scared to go dig it up. Okay,
some things are gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Monkey would like grow you Hey in the middle of
the Wow is one.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
You should have done.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
The rewrite also opening up Friday The Unbreakable Boy. It's
a drama, but it stars Zachary Levi and Patricia Heaton.
It's about a young boy with both a rare brittle
bone disease and autism. But what makes him truly unique
is his joyous, funny, life affirming worldview and that transforms
and unites everyone around him. So it says it's a drama,
(26:30):
but it must have some comedy and it's some bright spots.
So family movie, all right.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Streaming, streaming, I'll start. I watched The Gorge. It's on
Apple TV.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Plus it's a movie, so it's not a series to stream,
but it's a movie to stream. And it has Miles Teller,
Anya Taylor Joy and Sigourney Weaver in it. And it's
about two highly trained operatives, like great shots, and they
can kick butt. And they're assigned to posts to guard
and guard towers opposite sides from each other, the east
and the west. And if they are watching over a
(27:04):
classified gorge, they're protecting the world from like this mysterious
evil that lurks within.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
They don't know what's in. They're not allowed to talk
to each other, but somehow romance ensues and.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
They got to keep whatever's in the gorge into it
or out of it.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I know, I just like, you know, there is a
little love a little love thing part of it. But yeah,
I mean they're there for a.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Year, so you know, gorge looks.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (27:28):
So it's dark and the Reacher is back.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
This week? Is Reacher the series?
Speaker 15 (27:34):
John?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (27:36):
Yeah, third season started third while it starts tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
What's it on on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
On Netflix?
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
All right, let me say the Night Agent watching that
Night Agent. The first season was better than this season. Yeah,
we're trying to go slow. It got really slow.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Is this about the agent that isn't room?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Just watching in a white house? Yeah, so that was
the first season. So now he's out on the streets.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
He's out for that.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, he was on the streets. So that is a
little slow now it is. The first season was great.
It's Hell on Wheels. Hell on Wheels was on Paramount Plus.
That must be a Taylor Sheridan deal. It's like when
they're laying track and making the railroads across America. Town
that travels with it, and yeah he's an ex Confederate.
(28:28):
Some good watch it. The wife won't watch it, so yeah, someone.
Speaker 15 (28:34):
And I apologize, I misspoke. Rich Reacher is actually on
Prime Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
And then the Severn still had to go back and
watch the Severns the first season. My wife, I try
to get her watchings over. Now she's all lost, so.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I just gotta get over.
Speaker 15 (28:52):
I'll come over and watch the first season again with
her because I'm lost and I saw it.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
It's there is all.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Right, right, there's the list.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
All right, good work there, Martina, thank you. All right. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word one
eight hundred, big show you told free line. We'll get
a couple of contestants. Lay nuxt good more than it's
(29:39):
a big show on the radio, humming to your home
day when I preach your track for the big show
bid Box. Carl Childer stars in double Old Carl, Hey man, what's.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
That being good?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Let's find out in minutes right now?
Speaker 8 (29:53):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
The word word of the wordy word. Let's wait her contestant.
We got a husband and a wife. Don't play out
in front of everybody. This morning out of Paris, Tennessee.
Mike and Angela, Good morning, Mike, Good morning, John boy
looking forward to this that we're gonna be me and
(30:16):
you on one side, and then there's you, lovely bride. Angela,
Good morning, Angela, good morning, good morning. And we got
Angela and Tayter on the other teams.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
As we're quietly confident.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Boy's against the girl. Okay, all right, well welcome y'all. Alright, Angela,
you were like, see what me and you boy can
do here. Michael's put some points on the board here
for this first thirty You ready to go.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
I'm ready, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
J'h'm go alrighty, let's do it. Then start the clock
now from New York to la They called it a
blank to blank flight.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
NonStop.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
No, no, what's the beach? You got Atlantic? The Pacific?
What is it?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Blank?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
The blank? Yes? Yes, all right, this is not a
forty five record, but the whole What you would buy this?
The Beatles, white blank the whole album? Yes, album? Okay,
if you can, oh, man, I stung it up on
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coast and coast. I was so proud of myself. You're not, brother, Leslie.
What happens here on? Angela and Tater here we got
a two on the board.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Every when you start here in the ticken and you're
under the gun link though.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Like that, Angela, you ready, ready and go.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
There's a flower called blank me not it means to
remember get me. This is a sea animal that goes
you catch Yep, you're you're the opposite of dumb.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
You are.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Your opposite of dumb. You're super blank mark, Yes, you go,
you go?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
What'd you just do?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You did what?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
You might have a little red one of bees.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
No, it could have been worse.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
That works.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Four on the board to take the lean by two.
All right, come on, Mike, now we could use some boyds.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
You ready, Okay, We're gonna have to do something besides
the little red to get this party started.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
All right? Then you know we're pigging up on it.
So starting to clock. Now when you go out west,
take a blank train like the old West, a covered
what to ride in wagon? Yes? Okay? A blank stone
is a ruby or a diamond? A blank stone? Yeah? Blank?
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My headphones in so I can hear blank come in?
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Would you jump out of a plane? You have a
what terricu?
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Right? Bow Jangles makes these from scratch pack five on
that two of seven scores And now Angela and Taylor
three will tie, four will win this game? You ready, Angela?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Ready and go a song blank on the drum. It's
also a sound of a gun makes when kids are playing.
They may go, Yes, you might have this kind of countertop,
not granede, but like a floor looks like this, a
real fancy floor is made out of it. No, you
also would shoot these as kids, and you'd shoot them
(33:53):
the round.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
You lost.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
You lost them like a floor. So it's got.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
It's got like ice cream.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Mike, do you happen to know the word they were
going for horrible?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, marble, marble, that was willing for.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
The health and well. The wives have that ability to
tune you out whenever they want.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
To that I got you into that.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Rooms, Oh you go, we got you prize. Back heading
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(34:57):
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The shed. That's our boy's jib mother Mary.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
That's Friday.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
All right, good think about me so Joe Ellinger, Knoxville.
Joe says, I need to know how tough. Chuck Norris says,
can you play Ike for me? Joe again? Joe coming
up next?
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
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time to axe eiche.
Speaker 17 (36:18):
Yo what Patrick Hurry getting had? John boy still got
a sock off? Take a picture that we put it
on the website. You take that when you have something
to show and tell yo.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (36:32):
I mean, jump on you when you're hurt.
Speaker 13 (36:35):
Welcome to ax Iike, place the golf on the four
one one. You need all your uh uh what you
call cinemoniaco relationships.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Dig this Ike.
Speaker 13 (36:46):
My girlfriend and I are fighting again. The reason going
to the movies m She likes all this computer generated craft,
and I'm more of an old school action guy. She's
all about Will Smith and George Clooney and other guys
who haven't done a real stunt in their lives. One
of my favorites is Chuck Norris. He's one of my heroes,
(37:09):
and she calls him an old man and all washed up.
I know you're the man to go to for the
answer with this problem. What am I gonna do? Sign
put down in Pensacola?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Did I put down?
Speaker 13 (37:21):
That is the problem with young people today, no sense
of movie badass history. They think all these Hollywood Willie
boys is pig iron tough. But if it weren't for
that computer fied stand ins, they wouldn't have no career,
no way. The only tough guy in the movies today
is that transporter guy, and he's a damn foreigner. They
(37:45):
should teach a course in school about guys like Rudy
Ray Moore and fred De Hammer, Williamson, Billy Jack and
hell yeah, Chuck Norris. Now, now I didn't know a
whole lot about your boy, Chuck, so I looked up
some interesting facts on the computer rator on the what
you call Wikipedia. And you're right, man, that Chuck Norris
(38:05):
is all man and a yard wide.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
You need to school that fool on that. Let me
preach on it.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
Now, check it out.
Speaker 13 (38:14):
Chuck Noise is a bad mother truck.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
How bad?
Speaker 13 (38:18):
Well, when Chuck Noise goes swimming, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chuck Noise. Did you know Chuck Norris
wants visited the Virgin Islands? Now they're just known as
the island.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
What I talk about?
Speaker 13 (38:36):
Ain't no sense going there now. If you can see
Chuck Norse, he can see you. If you can't see
Chuck Noise, you are seconds away from death.
Speaker 12 (38:49):
Chuck Noise doesn't churn butter.
Speaker 13 (38:50):
He roundhouse kicks the cow and the butt comes straight out.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I played that little cartoon in my mind.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
It made me.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt huntings suggests the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep
at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. When
Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up.
He pushes the earth away. Chuck Norris has been to Mars.
(39:26):
That's why there's no signs of life. Take that astro nerd.
Somebody wants made a statue Chuck Norris out of toilet paper,
but it.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Wouldn't take crap from anyone.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
Chuck Norris is one eighth Cherokee. As interesting fact, you've
got got something in common, but it's not his ancestry.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
He actually ate an Indie.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
Chuck Norris's chief export is pain. The fine print on
the last page of the guin Us book A World
says that all world records are held by Chuck Norris.
The people listened in the book are just the closest
anyone else that's ever gotten. When you open up a
cannle will pass, Chuck Norris jumps out. The Great Wall
(40:14):
of China was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out.
Speaker 12 (40:18):
It failed miserably.
Speaker 13 (40:21):
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about. Chuck Norris
wants shut down a Japanese zero by pointing his finger
at it and saying bang. Chuck Noise sleeps with a
night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark.
(40:44):
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. There's no such
thing as tornados Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck
Norris isn't lactose intolerant, he just doesn't take any electos.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Is crap.
Speaker 13 (41:06):
And the most impressive fact Chuck Norris beats rocks paid
for ant sayssors every damn time. Damn Now that's a
man school at Shaggy yours on that and like uh,
a general saddler says, if it's on the Internet, it's
gotta be true. So what I'm saying is the Good
(41:29):
Lord made the crack of your butt, so Chuck Norris
will have someplace to put it in for this is.
Speaker 18 (41:37):
Peace out, Uh, Chuck Norris tough if you want AXI
mailed AXI. John Boyn believe he obock seventy six sixty three,
Charlotte DC two eight two four one.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
He wouldn't be pissed him on about no damn tone
(42:18):
more to Make Shows al Radio Fation track for the
Make Show bit box. You'd like this for your collection.
Keywords Carl double O, Carl doublet, A second trick, Okay,
all right, I won't help, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 19 (42:38):
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosna now a
new star takes his place in cinematic history as one
of the greatest screen legends of all time.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
The name is Bond, James Bond.
Speaker 19 (42:54):
Carl Childers is James Bond, double O seven in tomorrow.
Usually he never dies until it's yesterday.
Speaker 10 (43:04):
Hei, there mit money, Bennie, you're the one about them.
Two fellers are going to the bathroom off on the
London fridge.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
I'm afraid there's no time for your wicked sense of humor, Jeames,
and is waiting for you.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
I reckon something rather must be wrong.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
In Yeah, that's putting it mightily, James. I'm afraid it's
dr Maybe.
Speaker 19 (43:24):
Once more the world is of the brink of destruction
at the hands of a power hungry madman. With Ricky
b Sharp as the moniacle doctor.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Maybe you sure are a maniac A little feller.
Speaker 13 (43:36):
Ahha, that blog cherry picker, This magnifficent weapon I built.
I was ranking the world's population to a mere fraction
of its original height. Leave it me its tallest and
most powerful inhabitant.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Ain't gonna have to be pertyonally and I ain't no better
than square your sail.
Speaker 13 (43:54):
Another little smart Bob and the old comedy arsenal.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
Well, well you cracket jokes.
Speaker 13 (44:00):
Now we got fixing that try beast shriek ray out
on you first pitch your bond, all Ray bond, What
are you done?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
I done that, Tay gotting the guy.
Speaker 19 (44:18):
And no death defying adventure would be complete without a
classic Bond girl. It's Beyonce Knowles has great old big
bottom man.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Oh, James, that was wonderful, but I'm still dizzy.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
You have to go so soon?
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yes, no, I reckon, I do got some bad fellas
to catch up with.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
And whatnot matter?
Speaker 4 (44:37):
If I put my arm around you four an an
o out of here summer.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I think I could do better than that. James, come
here all right, Dan, And.
Speaker 19 (44:45):
In the true James Bond tradition, a climax that will
leave you gasping for breath.
Speaker 13 (44:50):
All right there, schools operator, I'm not taking any chances
this time. Got all them dead. Gadget to yours and
take it full. And I got your girlfriend hanging over
cage of rabbit weasels.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Jame's help help You.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Had Nona trade her that way? Doctor? Maybe she's just
a girl, you know, count.
Speaker 13 (45:09):
And before you're a hoochie Desore becomes the weasel. But faith,
you'll get to see my street grade turn you into
the appetizer.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Not as long as I got this little feller. What
in the world, guys are blade?
Speaker 10 (45:21):
I'm gonna call her the sling blade. I called her
the guys a blade. I'm pretty good shot with it too.
Speaker 7 (45:29):
The right it turn it towards me.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Oh, James, you save me? What about doctor maybe?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
But don't worry. I made short work of him.
Speaker 19 (46:00):
Childers is James Bond double O seven in Tomorrow usually
never dies until it's yesterday.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
That's a mustard shaking nuts dirt.
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