February 21, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band get a little extra airtime for their “Game Of Thrones” and “Trailer Park Funk” tunes.. - We’ll look at the Top 10 things Taylor Swift is dressing like.. - Today’s Playhouse takes place at the pearly gates of heaven.. - Tom Sorensen talks football and rumors from the NFL.. - We fill a request for our public service announcement for Gasaholics Anonymous.. - and Astronerd closes things out with his song, "space space, baby”...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yet morning a mag show is on your radio. I'll
tell you I've never seen anything like it in my life.
The sun's belly up. There's food everywhere flying through the air,
and blights and bulls and hands.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
OHI with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
That's what it's like at the Junt Boyar Bully Pig Show.
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you. The only thing missing napkins.
I guess that's what your shirt is for. You fainted
like cleaning bill over my head. You gonna eat that?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
God?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Do the dude. Let's get up.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Lit'sten, get at it ay with our favorite day to
work with you. It is Friday. We are in February
and twenty first, right a northern lizard. You up northern
of North Carolina. Maybe you got some snow in winter
weather this week. I saw four snowflakes coming in yesterday.
(01:33):
How many loafs of bread did you buy? Well? Always
get a loaf of bread. I got a half a
gallon of milk. Yeah yeah, all right, let's see what
we got here on this February twenty First, we have
a Game of Thrones anniversary to deal with that promise
hot and the boys getting funk it in the trailer park.
(01:56):
And you Swifties, I know, all you Swifties, get up,
listen to the big show. We got something from your
hero a little bit later. That would be Taylor Swift.
And because you're wondering about the Swifties, now we'll be
talking to the swift Urs when they come and sweep up.
So all right, we're here. Looks like mostly awake, big
(02:17):
shows on a radio. Good morning, got the big show
on a radio. Let's get three dates in history for
our three categories. Here, let me tell you about unless
you got that prize pack, Handy Tatler, I could do
my turning on the pages there with you in the
first morning walking weeks when this morning.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
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Speaker 1 (02:43):
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Speaker 6 (02:46):
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the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Thank you, I love the way you say that. Let's
give you three days in history where we will glean
our categories. February twenty first, it was nineteen thirty one
Alka Seltzer was introduced. Remember a little speedy plot plot
fizz phizz. Oh what a relief it is? Was that
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when Ralph et and the whole thing his wife couldn't
believe ate the whole thing? Was that commercials? Yeah? How
about that? I don't remember that that memory got that
got a little bit totally useless memory. Yeah, yeah, handy
in a bar, say on a Thursday night. Move up
to nineteen ninety six, nutritionists the Center for Science and
(03:54):
the Public Interests reported that a typical American family breakfast
of sausage, eggs, bacon, and pancakes provided a nearly day's
worth of fat and more than eleven hundred calories. So
was your point yeah, the healthy breakfast better than iron.
Most important meal of the day is when I hear
(04:15):
it all right? Finally, on his date in two thousand,
a Tehran taxi driver was so upset by tough traffic
regulations he walked around in a hat and full length
dress made from two hundred parking tickets. That'll show them. Yeah,
let's see how that went over in Iran. Well, the
(04:36):
protests did not do any good, the fifty four year
old Cabby told in Iranian newspaper. He was arrested and
charged by police with spreading lies. He was freed on baill.
Too bad Iran didn't have an Elon Musk to step
in and make sure everybody had free Speecham day, look
(04:59):
at you? What are there are? Three kindagors one eight
hundred big shows. You're toe free, Lune. Come on, we'll
play out birds next. Good morning. It's a big show
(05:34):
on the radio. For your Friday. Twenty first of February,
I featured track from The Big Show Big Box astro
Nerds sing Space space Baby. There's a key words space baby. Yeah,
the Big Box.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Uppers. Let's play upburst.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Shon boys, give you prizes from the big prize being
let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Contested number one.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You're playing outs, have a hurry up and guesst time.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You have the best time.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You have a big shot. Let's say hey to Brian
from church in ten, I say we have shots. Good
morning Brian, morning John boy, how y'all doing? We're doing?
(06:39):
Okay boy, glad you made it in here. So all right,
so let's concentrate. Someone get you in bird Tee County
Peanuts here Brian in a five seconds. Three medicines to
take for indigestion, ready go.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Alca selzer comes and roadway but.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
But sorry, Okay, I was having a little indigestion.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So three things you eat for breakfast? Ready go, uh, eggs,
bacon and pop. Yeah, I believe you all right. Now
for the wind. Three materials used to make a dress ready.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
To go, uh, milk, fat and the late.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh my, he had those quicker than what he had
for breakfast. That's what.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Man knows what he likes.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And the birdteakling pain us prize pick coming over to
Churchhill for you. Alrighty buddy, y'all, thank you God. Wow,
let's jump out I'll catch you upon your knees.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Call happy boys on the other side.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Good morning. This will make Shawn al radio and calling
all happy boys. This Friday morning.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Hubble hubbub. Feeling in my bone says, I have my weed.
Bubble hubbub. Oh, i'mna have to beat boy. Ima have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here? We Hey, Hey, my little box bot got
hit my car. Hubble ub hubble a hubble but it's
gotten in the box and put him in a drawer.
(09:19):
H O, i'ma have to beat boy. Oh, i'mapp to
be boy. Oh, and good when things are going here?
We hey hey, oh for god, all about it for
(09:45):
a month and a half, ubbub hubble. I looked at
in the drawer and started to laugh hubbub ubb because
I might have to beat boy. Ima have be boy.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh we did good when things are going here. We hey, Hey,
(10:31):
good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Realizing
it up with the boys.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Man, Hello, Hey, it's heart all my life on the
fight about it?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No man, John Bobeller here.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Away, stay there you they old Harry knuckle driving. I
was sorry, hoss, I ain't got one in me today.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
What man, you sound kind of weird while.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I'm trying to hold it down. Some half of us
is still asleep here in the motel.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Room, monks. But we called the trailer, well, I got.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
The trailer number called forwarded to that track phone. Y'all
give me for Christmas? Yeah, men, Debart's hold up with
a big bunch of boys down to Daytona. Whoa, Oh,
I ain't told y'all yet. Delbert's uncle Buck died.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh man, sorry to hear that. So y'all down for the.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Funeral shooting Now we're not here for speed Week?
Speaker 11 (11:20):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Can afford it this year? Because Uncle Buck left Debert
a whole bunch of money.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
How much?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Twenty thousand dollars? Man, that's what never said? Man of
him closed up the body shout for the month and
brung the whole crew down here for a little four
week celebration.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Four weeks yow.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, we figured we'd need some time to sober up
before we drive back home. It's been running kindly hard.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh how you feeling this morning?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Nah too, hadn't hurt me a little bit?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Who all you got with you?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Well? It's me and Delbort, Twitch Gooch, Ward Hog, Trigger,
Farty Marty and Bondo bas Well.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Y'all havee some colorful nicknames on a man, won't you?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
You should hear some of the ones in this bunch
we hooked up with from Hueytown, Alabama down here. In fact,
by half of them is landing on the floor here
right now. I see there's one that called Teeney.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Let me gues us. He's probably a good size boy.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, six eight clocks in about three fifty. This cat's
a monster. Oh and there's old g Hall g Hall.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
For some reason, this old boy just loves in some
rap music, all that Fitty sent math. But he said, dumbest,
why is looking goober? You've ever seen you live? Loo's
just like old Junior samples. So they named him g Hall.
He can be kind of a jackass too, so it
works on more than one level. And landing right next
to him, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
His brother p didd He does he like rap music too.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
He's got him a little blighter control rout. Oh and
there's old skid Mark.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Whoa I hope that's a drives real fast thing.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
No, it's underwear. Who's that under coffee table over. Oh
that's old loan nut.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Loan nut. Huh kind of crazy, he keeps to himself.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
No, we is all lit up. One night last week
they throwed us out of the track for fight. This
boy blue Hot tried to climb back over the fence
and whoop the security guard when he got there. The
front of his breeches hung up when he's going over
the top.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
There and I think we get so where's Delbert?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Oh he's down the hall with this wild little unity
hooked up with the other night.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh yeah, well who is she?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I can't remember her real name? And old teeny from
the Hugetown Boys calls her butterface.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Butterface? Now why is that?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He says? Everything better looks good? Butterface hit it again?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Man, I gave believe you're awake talking to him as early.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Oh it ain't no big deal. I had to get
up anywhere to throw up again. Hey listen, you're gonna
see later on. Yeah, well, well you telling him? I said,
you know what you mean? Y'all came straight up.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
That morning.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
A lot more bigs y'all coming up about Big Picky. I, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well, listen to the radio. We're right in the middle
of a new intro. You boobe, no, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs and put
down listen. I gotta go make coffee for the boys
so they can go on making that audio magic known
as the job boy, the big show, carry on, Drake peepauf.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
We're talking about fun with a game of.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Man, I was like watching my wife start watching Stick
and middle Son, so I started watching. I got admited.
Ain't none wrong with a baby doll riding a fire
breathing dragon, well man.
Speaker 12 (15:13):
So.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
An actress from Game of Throne, Sophie Turner is twenty
nine years old to days, though she's on the birthday.
You find out what she played. I don't know there
is Well, she.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Was fourteen when she was on the show, and she
played Sosana Stark.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Okay Starks very popular there. Okay, well let's see about what.
And the Junior Nation band with their tune about the
Game of Thrones, you figure out where they fall?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Is't it was?
Speaker 8 (15:40):
Thanks and gentlemen, Junioration man is proud to feature our
legendary based player in Resident Johnny Karasher Twitch with a
song based on one of his ongoing romantic experiences. Take
it off sometimes to snake up on a round.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
I'm got a new girl about three weeks ago. She
reads my engine fast as it will go. But there's
one thing.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
About her I didn't know. She's got a Jones full
Game of Thrones.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
When we made it out, most times it turns out fine,
unless it's Sunday night, round about nine. That's when she
tells me now is not the time. She's got a
Jones folk Game of Thrones. I found it, frankly very
(17:03):
hard to understand midgets and dragons in some weird foreign land.
She watches Life then replays on demand. She's got a
Choones Bow Game of Thrones, the biggest show they got
(17:32):
on HBO, and it interrupts big romantic flow on Sunday nights.
Her answers always know she's gotta chol Bow Game of Thrones.
(17:58):
This program kicks me. You're on the square in the
Dues show all full.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
On Sunday nights.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Romans goes down with Junes Jeeves got a Jones four
game over throw.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Hright,
we got your request for Heart and the Boys Friday
on the song hang on for it. Let me tell
you about what you can win if you can score
on John Boyd Jeopardy in minutes one of those Happy
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(18:53):
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Speaker 8 (18:58):
First, here we go, ladies and gentlemen, the Junior Nation
manpres It's a more or less true story feature in
Carl Cook and the legendary nature boy himself, mister rich Flair.
It goes exactly like man bud Wiser's ice coat. We
(19:18):
just falled a butler. This one for them slicked girls,
them pick the girls. They white as hell, stylent profiling
way outside the city, Got cam Old from bast Pro
Gonna kiss myself so pretty too, Hoda call the trailer
park managers.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
Too hot?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
You know I ain't no amateurs too hot? Say my name?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You know who I am?
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Too hot and I'm slapping out of money. Man, leave
me hold a dollar. Man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all,
give a little holler, because Trailer park Falk gonna give
it to you. Trailer park Falk gonna give it to you.
Had a blackbuck gonna give it to Saturday night, and
this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Call the neighborhood water.
Speaker 14 (20:11):
WHOA, Call the neighborhood washed. Woo, Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
On, anybody seen my cell phone?
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Nature boy signed the check. We about to hit the
road for Richmond, Nashville, doth, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Bring that little waitress.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
She's a bad mamma.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Jam too hard.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
It's designated driver time too, Hord. Goat drunken driving.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
There's a crime too, Hord. I might need some of
the house too.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Had my head's kind of spinny. Man, lend me hold
a dollar, man, lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give
them a little holler because Trailer park from gonna give
it to you. Trailer park from gonna give it to you.
Traylor Park Talk gonna give it to you Saturday night
and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 13 (21:20):
Who call the neighborhood. Woo, call the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Wash call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call
the neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey, hey, who.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Call the neighborhood? Whoa down neighborhood? Down neighborhood? Down neighborhood?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You know, rack, I love you to death, but you
can be.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
A little bit high.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Oh the bosa canna get the funk head. Well, let's
play John Boydgeopardy. All review yesterday's question. We found out,
statistically speaking, you're more likely to get sick after visiting
one of these than any other public facility.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
What is a hospital?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I found out one in fifteen?
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Not good?
Speaker 8 (22:37):
All?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well, that is where they take the sick people. Yes,
it is all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. The consumer
demand for only large broad breasted turkeys has made it
mostly impossible for the birds to do this, so farmers
now accomplish the task using an alternative method.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
What is sleeping on their stomachs? I feel your birds,
I feel you know, I know what you're going through.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Guess what y'all got one ain't hundred Big Show you
told free line across America. We played John boyd Jepardy. Next,
Good Show listen, Good morning listen, Big showing the radio
(23:38):
runing too your Friday, February twenty first feature tried from
the Big Show bit box, I stro nerds sings space
space Baby. There's forging words space Baby to hit the
bit box at the Big Show dot com there right now,
let's play yeahs live across America. It's John Boy Jeffarin
(24:00):
and now your host. He's no turkey farmer, but he
has had a reoccurring dream involving large broad breasted females
at Booger Branch.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
He John.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
As they headed Tammy out of Statesville, North Carolina. Good morning, Tammy,
Good morning, Hello sweetness. You are first up on John
Board Jeopardy today. So let's review it. The consumer demand
for only large broad breasted turkeys has made it mostly
impossible for the birds to do this, So farmers now
(24:38):
accomplish a task using an alternative method. Go ahead, we're
all thinking it, Tammy. So what have you got? What
is reproducing? Reproducing? Look at you putting it very nicely.
(24:59):
You know, honestly, I've had that question written for at
least six months, and I kept thinking, I know nobody,
I know what they're gonna say. I mean, I'm not
gonna use that farm workers collect contributions from the breeding
males and hens are artificially incminatas. So next time you
(25:19):
think you got a bad job, think about that. Damny,
good work on you in you got the prize back
head the States feel for you.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You're right, baby, here'll go jumping out. Let's catch you
up on yours about twenty minutes track over a brand
new script and getting the playhouse thing for it. Good morning,
(26:23):
that's a big shaw on the radio for your Friday,
February twenty First, well, look at the celebrity birthday list.
You know, guys, maybe you don't know that much about
Taylor Swift. Sure we know her recent or her boyfriend.
Now as far as we know, still is Travis Kelsey
tied in ken Cidy Chief. He did not propose on
(26:43):
Super Bowl. Probably was kind of bummed out about losing
the game. I don't know if they were going I
think that whole Taylor Swifty thing might have been a distraction. No,
but what I hear about her is she will update
some guys. Then when they break up, it's a great
award winning album. I saw that goes. That's how it goes.
(27:05):
I was wondering, well, here's another in the guys you
can find out about Taylor's exes. British actor Joe Alwyn
is thirty four years old. He says, here's one of
Taylor's exes. He won his first Grammy award in twenty
twenty one, that was four years ago, for his work
as producer of Taylor Swift's album Folklore.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
So during the pandemic, she was in England with him,
and so you know, there was no touring, there was
nothing going.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
On, so nobody else available or heard what I mean.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
They were they been dating, No, they'd been dating before,
but them saying they'd started writing songs together. He was
participating in some of the songwriting and so he got
credited and he won a Grammy. He won a Grammy
for it.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I wonder her next album, Yes, was she writing about him?
So we found out what was happening there. Yep, probably
a lot of COVID songs and stuff like that, like
Cowyn the Junior Nation band to make it through, you know,
thank you very much. Well, look at us, I think
she'll be okay about Taylor Swift and here's a requested
(28:10):
top ten list about her, Billy Well.
Speaker 15 (28:13):
One of the most familiar things about the Era's tour
by Taylor Swift is the shiny, spangly silver outfit she
wears on stage at most of the shows. Not sure
how you describe it, We're fixing to try today's Big
Show Top ten list. Top ten things Taylor Swift is
dressed for in her on stage outfit. Number ten being
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shut out of a cannon. Number nine being sowt in
half by a magician. Number eight holding the lion tamer's
hat while he gets in the cage with the lion.
Number seven, marching with a color guard during halftime at
the Iron Boards. Number six dancing behind Ruth Buzzy and
(29:02):
Joe Anne Whorley on laugh.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
In in nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Number five selling cigarettes in front of Caesar's Palace before
Evil Knievel jumps the fountain in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Seven cigars cigarettes, Tibrillo.
Speaker 15 (29:19):
Number four whacking Nancy Kerrigan in the knee before the
nineteen ninety two winner Olympics. Number three posing for the
oscuse Oscar statue in nineteen twenty eight, Number two posing
for the new Rolls Royce Hood ornament in nineteen eleven,
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and the number one thing Taylor Swift is dressed for
picking up a two million dollar check after tonight's concert.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Good morning, it's a big sean Al radio for your
Friday February at twenty first id rather for drive John
Blairs Lessac.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here with another
glute grumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Last Picture Show. As our story opens, movie
director Steven Spielstein has arrived at the Pearly Gates. Wow,
so this is heaven amazing. Hey they got a Chick
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fil a kind of pregious.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
I guess welcome mister Spielstein. Oh, your reputation, reputation precedes you.
Big fan, huge, huge. I loved your movie Purple Nurple.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh, thanks, and you are.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
My name is Magda. I'm your guardian Angel Magda.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
What kind of angel? Name is Magda?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Talk to my parents.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm hip. So where Saint Peter Lunch?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
I was sent here to speak to you before you
pass through the gates. God would like you to make
one last movie.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh honestly, I'm really tired of making movies. I just
want to rest. And why didn't God tell me himself?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Lunch with Saint Peter Bingo.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Look, I don't know. I feel like I've done my
best work. I've been looking forward to this. Hear me out.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Okay, We've got Beethoven to do the musical score. Da
Vinci's going to do the set design, and Shakespeare will
write the script.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Wow, that's that's really impressive. Hey he's God. Well, I
mean with this team, I mean this, this could really
be an amazing movie.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
And you can pick any actor you want, living or
dead to be in it.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Just pick it. Wait really yep, even Gregory Peck.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
He's at lunch with God and Saint Peter as we speak.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh this is too good. You know what, I'll do
it fantastic? So when can we get started right away?
Speaker 6 (32:19):
But there is just one kitch?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
So what how bet can it be?
Speaker 12 (32:23):
So?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
God's got this girlfriend who wants to be an actress
son of.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
Is is her unibraw a deal breaker? Tune in next
time when we'll hear the late Gregory Peck say.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Hey man,
this is Tommy Chong. Whenever I want to get high,
I don't say no. I just listened to John Boy
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and Billy who wrote Good morning. That's a big show
(33:46):
on the radio, rolling through your Friday. Open them up
and see who can beat the blonde for cash and prizes.
Selling up there just a few minutes. You want to
say happy birthday to Braylon Hardy turned thirteen years old yesterday, Raylan,
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big fan of the Big Show. Go forwarding your life, buddy.
You knock them out, Brayling teenager? Need any teen tips?
Raiding Uncle John Boys? No, no, no, no, no, you
go to Uncle Randy.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Don't know?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Okay, Yeah, maybe I like that. Then you'll be wind
up being married, having a back yourself in the corner
to giving a rose a week for the rest of
your life. So you don't want to have to do that. Yeah,
talk about, sir, a lot of pressure. That'd be birthday, Braidlen.
(34:47):
You don't worry about you enjoy your teen hood. Alrighty,
good morning, make shows on the radio. Hang on, will
bang on in just a second. First tell you what
you can win. If you can beat the blonde, you
get one hundred and twenty dollars, as were the bulls
not cleaning products made in the US A truck drivers
keep America moving and bulls not. Make sure they look
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playboard and minutes Hita boys.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Hit it.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 8 (36:13):
Today.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Don't we just She's gone.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Man, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
We do just have a life.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
I mean, do you do anything?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's like this creepy stuff. What do you do for fun?
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
We just we just work work work work?
Speaker 5 (37:01):
What work?
Speaker 11 (37:02):
What work?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Work? Work?
Speaker 8 (37:03):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 14 (37:12):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 8 (37:16):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Pal it's a brave man a party.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
All there is and taste do is.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Cool?
Speaker 10 (37:28):
Buzz get off?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Five?
Speaker 9 (38:11):
No, I am what's today?
Speaker 5 (38:18):
I'm married? Text page.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Work?
Speaker 12 (38:25):
What what?
Speaker 7 (38:25):
What?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
What's what's?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
What's?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
What's work?
Speaker 5 (38:27):
I hate work?
Speaker 8 (38:28):
I hate work.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
I hate.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
This dude.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh yeah, that's a good. Catch your breast, catch your break.
So now it's not today to give you a new nicknames.
One ain't hundred bigs, show you don't free line, we'll
get I was a contestant and play next
Yet morning a mag show is on your radio. I'll
tell you I've never seen anything like it in my life.
The sun's belly up. There's food everywhere flying through the air,
and blights and bulls and hands.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
OHI with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
That's what it's like at the Junt Boyar Bully Pig Show.
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you. The only thing missing napkins.
I guess that's what your shirt is for. You fainted
like cleaning bill over my head. You gonna eat that?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
God?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Do the dude. Let's get up.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Lit'sten, get at it ay with our favorite day to
work with you. It is Friday. We are in February
and twenty first, right a northern lizard. You up northern
of North Carolina. Maybe you got some snow in winter
weather this week. I saw four snowflakes coming in yesterday.
(01:33):
How many loafs of bread did you buy? Well? Always
get a loaf of bread. I got a half a
gallon of milk. Yeah yeah, all right, let's see what
we got here on this February twenty First, we have
a Game of Thrones anniversary to deal with that promise
hot and the boys getting funk it in the trailer park.
(01:56):
And you Swifties, I know, all you Swifties, get up,
listen to the big show. We got something from your
hero a little bit later. That would be Taylor Swift.
And because you're wondering about the Swifties, now we'll be
talking to the swift Urs when they come and sweep up.
So all right, we're here. Looks like mostly awake, big
(02:17):
shows on a radio. Good morning, got the big show
on a radio. Let's get three dates in history for
our three categories. Here, let me tell you about unless
you got that prize pack, Handy Tatler, I could do
my turning on the pages there with you in the
first morning walking weeks when this morning.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
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Speaker 1 (02:43):
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the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Thank you, I love the way you say that. Let's
give you three days in history where we will glean
our categories. February twenty first, it was nineteen thirty one
Alka Seltzer was introduced. Remember a little speedy plot plot
fizz phizz. Oh what a relief it is? Was that
(03:32):
when Ralph et and the whole thing his wife couldn't
believe ate the whole thing? Was that commercials? Yeah? How
about that? I don't remember that that memory got that
got a little bit totally useless memory. Yeah, yeah, handy
in a bar, say on a Thursday night. Move up
to nineteen ninety six, nutritionists the Center for Science and
(03:54):
the Public Interests reported that a typical American family breakfast
of sausage, eggs, bacon, and pancakes provided a nearly day's
worth of fat and more than eleven hundred calories. So
was your point yeah, the healthy breakfast better than iron.
Most important meal of the day is when I hear
(04:15):
it all right? Finally, on his date in two thousand,
a Tehran taxi driver was so upset by tough traffic
regulations he walked around in a hat and full length
dress made from two hundred parking tickets. That'll show them. Yeah,
let's see how that went over in Iran. Well, the
(04:36):
protests did not do any good, the fifty four year
old Cabby told in Iranian newspaper. He was arrested and
charged by police with spreading lies. He was freed on baill.
Too bad Iran didn't have an Elon Musk to step
in and make sure everybody had free Speecham day, look
(04:59):
at you? What are there are? Three kindagors one eight
hundred big shows. You're toe free, Lune. Come on, we'll
play out birds next. Good morning. It's a big show
(05:34):
on the radio. For your Friday. Twenty first of February,
I featured track from The Big Show Big Box astro
Nerds sing Space space Baby. There's a key words space baby. Yeah,
the Big Box.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Uppers. Let's play upburst.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Shon boys, give you prizes from the big prize being
let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Contested number one.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You're playing outs, have a hurry up and guesst time.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You have the best time.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You have a big shot. Let's say hey to Brian
from church in ten, I say we have shots. Good
morning Brian, morning John boy, how y'all doing? We're doing?
(06:39):
Okay boy, glad you made it in here. So all right,
so let's concentrate. Someone get you in bird Tee County
Peanuts here Brian in a five seconds. Three medicines to
take for indigestion, ready go.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Alca selzer comes and roadway but.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
But sorry, Okay, I was having a little indigestion.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So three things you eat for breakfast? Ready go, uh, eggs,
bacon and pop. Yeah, I believe you all right. Now
for the wind. Three materials used to make a dress ready.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
To go, uh, milk, fat and the late.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh my, he had those quicker than what he had
for breakfast. That's what.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Man knows what he likes.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And the birdteakling pain us prize pick coming over to
Churchhill for you. Alrighty buddy, y'all, thank you God. Wow,
let's jump out I'll catch you upon your knees.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Call happy boys on the other side.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Good morning. This will make Shawn al radio and calling
all happy boys. This Friday morning.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Hubble hubbub. Feeling in my bone says, I have my weed.
Bubble hubbub. Oh, i'mna have to beat boy. Ima have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here? We Hey, Hey, my little box bot got
hit my car. Hubble ub hubble a hubble but it's
gotten in the box and put him in a drawer.
(09:19):
H O, i'ma have to beat boy. Oh, i'mapp to
be boy. Oh, and good when things are going here?
We hey hey, oh for god, all about it for
(09:45):
a month and a half, ubbub hubble. I looked at
in the drawer and started to laugh hubbub ubb because
I might have to beat boy. Ima have be boy.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh we did good when things are going here. We hey, Hey,
(10:31):
good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Realizing
it up with the boys.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Man, Hello, Hey, it's heart all my life on the
fight about it?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No man, John Bobeller here.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Away, stay there you they old Harry knuckle driving. I
was sorry, hoss, I ain't got one in me today.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
What man, you sound kind of weird while.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I'm trying to hold it down. Some half of us
is still asleep here in the motel.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Room, monks. But we called the trailer, well, I got.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
The trailer number called forwarded to that track phone. Y'all
give me for Christmas? Yeah, men, Debart's hold up with
a big bunch of boys down to Daytona. Whoa, Oh,
I ain't told y'all yet. Delbert's uncle Buck died.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh man, sorry to hear that. So y'all down for the.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Funeral shooting Now we're not here for speed Week?
Speaker 11 (11:20):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Can afford it this year? Because Uncle Buck left Debert
a whole bunch of money.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
How much?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Twenty thousand dollars? Man, that's what never said? Man of
him closed up the body shout for the month and
brung the whole crew down here for a little four
week celebration.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Four weeks yow.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, we figured we'd need some time to sober up
before we drive back home. It's been running kindly hard.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh how you feeling this morning?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Nah too, hadn't hurt me a little bit?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Who all you got with you?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Well? It's me and Delbort, Twitch Gooch, Ward Hog, Trigger,
Farty Marty and Bondo bas Well.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Y'all havee some colorful nicknames on a man, won't you?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
You should hear some of the ones in this bunch
we hooked up with from Hueytown, Alabama down here. In fact,
by half of them is landing on the floor here
right now. I see there's one that called Teeney.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Let me gues us. He's probably a good size boy.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, six eight clocks in about three fifty. This cat's
a monster. Oh and there's old g Hall g Hall.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
For some reason, this old boy just loves in some
rap music, all that Fitty sent math. But he said, dumbest,
why is looking goober? You've ever seen you live? Loo's
just like old Junior samples. So they named him g Hall.
He can be kind of a jackass too, so it
works on more than one level. And landing right next
to him, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
His brother p didd He does he like rap music too.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
He's got him a little blighter control rout. Oh and
there's old skid Mark.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Whoa I hope that's a drives real fast thing.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
No, it's underwear. Who's that under coffee table over. Oh
that's old loan nut.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Loan nut. Huh kind of crazy, he keeps to himself.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
No, we is all lit up. One night last week
they throwed us out of the track for fight. This
boy blue Hot tried to climb back over the fence
and whoop the security guard when he got there. The
front of his breeches hung up when he's going over
the top.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
There and I think we get so where's Delbert?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Oh he's down the hall with this wild little unity
hooked up with the other night.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh yeah, well who is she?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I can't remember her real name? And old teeny from
the Hugetown Boys calls her butterface.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Butterface? Now why is that?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He says? Everything better looks good? Butterface hit it again?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Man, I gave believe you're awake talking to him as early.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Oh it ain't no big deal. I had to get
up anywhere to throw up again. Hey listen, you're gonna
see later on. Yeah, well, well you telling him? I said,
you know what you mean? Y'all came straight up.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
That morning.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
A lot more bigs y'all coming up about Big Picky. I, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well, listen to the radio. We're right in the middle
of a new intro. You boobe, no, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs and put
down listen. I gotta go make coffee for the boys
so they can go on making that audio magic known
as the job boy, the big show, carry on, Drake peepauf.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
We're talking about fun with a game of.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Man, I was like watching my wife start watching Stick
and middle Son, so I started watching. I got admited.
Ain't none wrong with a baby doll riding a fire
breathing dragon, well man.
Speaker 12 (15:13):
So.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
An actress from Game of Throne, Sophie Turner is twenty
nine years old to days, though she's on the birthday.
You find out what she played. I don't know there
is Well, she.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Was fourteen when she was on the show, and she
played Sosana Stark.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Okay Starks very popular there. Okay, well let's see about what.
And the Junior Nation band with their tune about the
Game of Thrones, you figure out where they fall?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Is't it was?
Speaker 8 (15:40):
Thanks and gentlemen, Junioration man is proud to feature our
legendary based player in Resident Johnny Karasher Twitch with a
song based on one of his ongoing romantic experiences. Take
it off sometimes to snake up on a round.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
I'm got a new girl about three weeks ago. She
reads my engine fast as it will go. But there's
one thing.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
About her I didn't know. She's got a Jones full
Game of Thrones.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
When we made it out, most times it turns out fine,
unless it's Sunday night, round about nine. That's when she
tells me now is not the time. She's got a
Jones folk Game of Thrones. I found it, frankly very
(17:03):
hard to understand midgets and dragons in some weird foreign land.
She watches Life then replays on demand. She's got a
Choones Bow Game of Thrones, the biggest show they got
(17:32):
on HBO, and it interrupts big romantic flow on Sunday nights.
Her answers always know she's gotta chol Bow Game of Thrones.
(17:58):
This program kicks me. You're on the square in the
Dues show all full.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
On Sunday nights.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Romans goes down with Junes Jeeves got a Jones four
game over throw.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Hright,
we got your request for Heart and the Boys Friday
on the song hang on for it. Let me tell
you about what you can win if you can score
on John Boyd Jeopardy in minutes one of those Happy
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play for and nen minutes.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
First, here we go, ladies and gentlemen, the Junior Nation
manpres It's a more or less true story feature in
Carl Cook and the legendary nature boy himself, mister rich Flair.
It goes exactly like man bud Wiser's ice coat. We
(19:18):
just falled a butler. This one for them slicked girls,
them pick the girls. They white as hell, stylent profiling
way outside the city, Got cam Old from bast Pro
Gonna kiss myself so pretty too, Hoda call the trailer
park managers.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
Too hot?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
You know I ain't no amateurs too hot? Say my name?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You know who I am?
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Too hot and I'm slapping out of money. Man, leave
me hold a dollar. Man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all,
give a little holler, because Trailer park Falk gonna give
it to you. Trailer park Falk gonna give it to you.
Had a blackbuck gonna give it to Saturday night, and
this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Call the neighborhood water.
Speaker 14 (20:11):
WHOA, Call the neighborhood washed. Woo, Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
On, anybody seen my cell phone?
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Nature boy signed the check. We about to hit the
road for Richmond, Nashville, doth, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Bring that little waitress.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
She's a bad mamma.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Jam too hard.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
It's designated driver time too, Hord. Goat drunken driving.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
There's a crime too, Hord. I might need some of
the house too.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Had my head's kind of spinny. Man, lend me hold
a dollar, man, lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give
them a little holler because Trailer park from gonna give
it to you. Trailer park from gonna give it to you.
Traylor Park Talk gonna give it to you Saturday night
and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 13 (21:20):
Who call the neighborhood. Woo, call the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Wash call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call
the neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey, hey, who.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Call the neighborhood? Whoa down neighborhood? Down neighborhood? Down neighborhood?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You know, rack, I love you to death, but you
can be.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
A little bit high.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Oh the bosa canna get the funk head. Well, let's
play John Boydgeopardy. All review yesterday's question. We found out,
statistically speaking, you're more likely to get sick after visiting
one of these than any other public facility.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
What is a hospital?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I found out one in fifteen?
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Not good?
Speaker 8 (22:37):
All?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well, that is where they take the sick people. Yes,
it is all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. The consumer
demand for only large broad breasted turkeys has made it
mostly impossible for the birds to do this, so farmers
now accomplish the task using an alternative method.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
What is sleeping on their stomachs? I feel your birds,
I feel you know, I know what you're going through.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Guess what y'all got one ain't hundred Big Show you
told free line across America. We played John boyd Jepardy. Next,
Good Show listen, Good morning listen, Big showing the radio
(23:38):
runing too your Friday, February twenty first feature tried from
the Big Show bit box, I stro nerds sings space
space Baby. There's forging words space Baby to hit the
bit box at the Big Show dot com there right now,
let's play yeahs live across America. It's John Boy Jeffarin
(24:00):
and now your host. He's no turkey farmer, but he
has had a reoccurring dream involving large broad breasted females
at Booger Branch.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
He John.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
As they headed Tammy out of Statesville, North Carolina. Good morning, Tammy,
Good morning, Hello sweetness. You are first up on John
Board Jeopardy today. So let's review it. The consumer demand
for only large broad breasted turkeys has made it mostly
impossible for the birds to do this, So farmers now
(24:38):
accomplish a task using an alternative method. Go ahead, we're
all thinking it, Tammy. So what have you got? What
is reproducing? Reproducing? Look at you putting it very nicely.
(24:59):
You know, honestly, I've had that question written for at
least six months, and I kept thinking, I know nobody,
I know what they're gonna say. I mean, I'm not
gonna use that farm workers collect contributions from the breeding
males and hens are artificially incminatas. So next time you
(25:19):
think you got a bad job, think about that. Damny,
good work on you in you got the prize back
head the States feel for you.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You're right, baby, here'll go jumping out. Let's catch you
up on yours about twenty minutes track over a brand
new script and getting the playhouse thing for it. Good morning,
(26:23):
that's a big shaw on the radio for your Friday,
February twenty First, well, look at the celebrity birthday list.
You know, guys, maybe you don't know that much about
Taylor Swift. Sure we know her recent or her boyfriend.
Now as far as we know, still is Travis Kelsey
tied in ken Cidy Chief. He did not propose on
(26:43):
Super Bowl. Probably was kind of bummed out about losing
the game. I don't know if they were going I
think that whole Taylor Swifty thing might have been a distraction. No,
but what I hear about her is she will update
some guys. Then when they break up, it's a great
award winning album. I saw that goes. That's how it goes.
(27:05):
I was wondering, well, here's another in the guys you
can find out about Taylor's exes. British actor Joe Alwyn
is thirty four years old. He says, here's one of
Taylor's exes. He won his first Grammy award in twenty
twenty one, that was four years ago, for his work
as producer of Taylor Swift's album Folklore.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
So during the pandemic, she was in England with him,
and so you know, there was no touring, there was
nothing going.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
On, so nobody else available or heard what I mean.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
They were they been dating, No, they'd been dating before,
but them saying they'd started writing songs together. He was
participating in some of the songwriting and so he got
credited and he won a Grammy. He won a Grammy
for it.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I wonder her next album, Yes, was she writing about him?
So we found out what was happening there. Yep, probably
a lot of COVID songs and stuff like that, like
Cowyn the Junior Nation band to make it through, you know,
thank you very much. Well, look at us, I think
she'll be okay about Taylor Swift and here's a requested
(28:10):
top ten list about her, Billy Well.
Speaker 15 (28:13):
One of the most familiar things about the Era's tour
by Taylor Swift is the shiny, spangly silver outfit she
wears on stage at most of the shows. Not sure
how you describe it, We're fixing to try today's Big
Show Top ten list. Top ten things Taylor Swift is
dressed for in her on stage outfit. Number ten being
(28:34):
shut out of a cannon. Number nine being sowt in
half by a magician. Number eight holding the lion tamer's
hat while he gets in the cage with the lion.
Number seven, marching with a color guard during halftime at
the Iron Boards. Number six dancing behind Ruth Buzzy and
(29:02):
Joe Anne Whorley on laugh.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
In in nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Number five selling cigarettes in front of Caesar's Palace before
Evil Knievel jumps the fountain in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Seven cigars cigarettes, Tibrillo.
Speaker 15 (29:19):
Number four whacking Nancy Kerrigan in the knee before the
nineteen ninety two winner Olympics. Number three posing for the
oscuse Oscar statue in nineteen twenty eight, Number two posing
for the new Rolls Royce Hood ornament in nineteen eleven,
(29:43):
and the number one thing Taylor Swift is dressed for
picking up a two million dollar check after tonight's concert.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Good morning, it's a big sean Al radio for your
Friday February at twenty first id rather for drive John
Blairs Lessac.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here with another
glute grumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Last Picture Show. As our story opens, movie
director Steven Spielstein has arrived at the Pearly Gates. Wow,
so this is heaven amazing. Hey they got a Chick
(30:56):
fil a kind of pregious.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
I guess welcome mister Spielstein. Oh, your reputation, reputation precedes you.
Big fan, huge, huge. I loved your movie Purple Nurple.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh, thanks, and you are.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
My name is Magda. I'm your guardian Angel Magda.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
What kind of angel? Name is Magda?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Talk to my parents.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm hip. So where Saint Peter Lunch?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
I was sent here to speak to you before you
pass through the gates. God would like you to make
one last movie.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh honestly, I'm really tired of making movies. I just
want to rest. And why didn't God tell me himself?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Lunch with Saint Peter Bingo.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Look, I don't know. I feel like I've done my
best work. I've been looking forward to this. Hear me out.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Okay, We've got Beethoven to do the musical score. Da
Vinci's going to do the set design, and Shakespeare will
write the script.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Wow, that's that's really impressive. Hey he's God. Well, I
mean with this team, I mean this, this could really
be an amazing movie.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
And you can pick any actor you want, living or
dead to be in it.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Just pick it. Wait really yep, even Gregory Peck.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
He's at lunch with God and Saint Peter as we speak.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh this is too good. You know what, I'll do
it fantastic? So when can we get started right away?
Speaker 6 (32:19):
But there is just one kitch?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
So what how bet can it be?
Speaker 12 (32:23):
So?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
God's got this girlfriend who wants to be an actress
son of.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
Is is her unibraw a deal breaker? Tune in next
time when we'll hear the late Gregory Peck say.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Hey man,
this is Tommy Chong. Whenever I want to get high,
I don't say no. I just listened to John Boy
(33:06):
and Billy who wrote Good morning. That's a big show
(33:46):
on the radio, rolling through your Friday. Open them up
and see who can beat the blonde for cash and prizes.
Selling up there just a few minutes. You want to
say happy birthday to Braylon Hardy turned thirteen years old yesterday, Raylan,
(34:08):
big fan of the Big Show. Go forwarding your life, buddy.
You knock them out, Brayling teenager? Need any teen tips?
Raiding Uncle John Boys? No, no, no, no, no, you
go to Uncle Randy.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Don't know?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Okay, Yeah, maybe I like that. Then you'll be wind
up being married, having a back yourself in the corner
to giving a rose a week for the rest of
your life. So you don't want to have to do that. Yeah,
talk about, sir, a lot of pressure. That'd be birthday, Braidlen.
(34:47):
You don't worry about you enjoy your teen hood. Alrighty,
good morning, make shows on the radio. Hang on, will
bang on in just a second. First tell you what
you can win. If you can beat the blonde, you
get one hundred and twenty dollars, as were the bulls
not cleaning products made in the US A truck drivers
keep America moving and bulls not. Make sure they look
(35:07):
good doing it for bulls nott and truck stops across America.
Or download that Bull's Not app and they click on
the banner at the Big Show dot com hang an
playboard and minutes Hita boys.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Hit it.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 8 (36:13):
Today.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Don't we just She's gone.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Man, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
We do just have a life.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
I mean, do you do anything?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's like this creepy stuff. What do you do for fun?
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
We just we just work work work work?
Speaker 5 (37:01):
What work?
Speaker 11 (37:02):
What work?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Work? Work?
Speaker 8 (37:03):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 14 (37:12):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 8 (37:16):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Pal it's a brave man a party.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
All there is and taste do is.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Cool?
Speaker 10 (37:28):
Buzz get off?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Five?
Speaker 9 (38:11):
No, I am what's today?
Speaker 5 (38:18):
I'm married? Text page.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Work?
Speaker 12 (38:25):
What what?
Speaker 7 (38:25):
What?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
What's what's?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
What's?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
What's work?
Speaker 5 (38:27):
I hate work?
Speaker 8 (38:28):
I hate work.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
I hate.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
This dude.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh yeah, that's a good. Catch your breast, catch your break.
So now it's not today to give you a new nicknames.
One ain't hundred bigs, show you don't free line, we'll
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