February 24, 2025 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I can do loving that us.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Needs some help.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You got your significant other laying there in my bush
trying to get up and get going. This is about inspiring.
You speak on Monday morning.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
You're speaking from experience.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Uh, well, Tana, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
You have the.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Visual Why do I have to have a visual rady?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
As he probably has one too. Yeah, I'll see.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
What I hate is having to get up, getting all
ready to go to work and then come out and
my wife's still in bed.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I just.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Let him sleep. I've blurred over the years.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Red.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Yeah, happy wife, happy life.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Thank you man, my main happy. Ain't nobody happy? And
a few other signs that we could go through.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
Yeah, let's just say we are lucky enough to be
in the greatest country on earth and got a job
be appreciative of your job.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Don't go on bothered me.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
Yeah, we'll get the winning begin and four chances for
us to give you know, it always makes us happy,
may not make you happy.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
This week you can find something to give to others.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson were clearly
stating what needed to be shod r.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Yeah, we're winning, Ben shows on the radio. Good morning,
big shows on a radio. Get that first prize out
to play for. It's a hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography,
a bushel of beans, and a pack of the matoes.
The Life and Times of the Funniest Man in America
includes a book mark autographed by James Belable now at
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funniest Man dot Com or wherever books are sold. Said
you right here in the three days in history and
you can win you alright in the room by this
dark paper. It's the same size. If somebody would invent
different sized.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Papers where you could get to it.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
When he's trying to turn and I told him they
have that, Oh God, I said, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm whining about them to turn paper.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
It's like you give a big speech to the team
in the locker room and the trip all the way
out to the field.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Ah, there we go, I got right here.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Three dates in history started in eighteen ninety four describing
a local night spot, the Daily Artum right in Oklahoma,
whatever the heck that is use the term honk a tonk.
Believe it to be the first use of an early
form of the term honky talk. It was honk a tonk, Oklahoma.
(04:07):
Nineteen eighty eight, Luciano Paparatti received one hundred and sixty
five curtain calls after an opera performance in West Berlin.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
One hundred and sixties.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Wow, it was a termined later. The audience just didn't
want to go home. Just made that up.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Pavaratti who sent me to text that they were blasting
Pavaratti tunes in the hood at the gas stations, you know,
running people off their no.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (04:38):
But we pulled up to we were on Wilkinson. We
pulled up there to fill up, and I'm like, you're
and I was like, what is that?
Speaker 8 (04:50):
And it's just it's a tactic for getting rid of loiterers,
you know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I asked Tator. I asked Tat.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
I said, Tatter was in a my people hanging around.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
She said, no yet, you know those of us pumping
and I joined Pavarada.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I kind of like it.
Speaker 10 (05:10):
I was like, what's like a concert like out an amphitheater,
but you're white.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Well, I tell you forget about it.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Finally, on his date in twenty eleven, the city of
Shanghai and China announ say one dog policy to start
in May. The city had an abundance of unlicensed dogs
and then over one hundred and forty thousand people reporting
bites from unlicensed dogs.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So the new rule with force owners.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Of unlicensed dogs to relinquish their pets to authorities.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I really wanted to beat that home about the license.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Unlicensed out here. Yeah, I mentioned that a couple more times.
And we're already be playing.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
Nice way to make money, hundred big shows.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You don't pretty love?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Come on play Outburst next.
Speaker 12 (06:37):
Hey, we all have me here Monday morning to make
shoe on the radio. Go on beginning Outburst. Let's play Outburst.
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
gave the prizes from the big Prize be Let's go.
(07:00):
He contested number one. This should really be a lot
of fun when you're playing out, have a hurry up.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
And gainst time. You love the best time. You love
a big shots. Let's say he Edie, how the severe field?
Can I say?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
We shots.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Good more than Eddy? Get this CD of He didn't
even realize he didn't get it. He's working a deal here.
I'm allowed there.
Speaker 13 (07:43):
It.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Your mom's calling you to dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay, how old hey Eddie?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Oh wow, wow wow.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
You know work work work work work work work, work,
work works.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Good night, miss.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well, glad to have you what.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
I've been on the show before, but I didn't get
my I didn't get my move.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, dog god, and let's get the move out for Eddie.
There's your person.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yeah yeah, alright, they don't overdo it. Alright, bother, let's
get you through these three categories and then you're gonna
get that big old book about James Gregory. All right, yes, sir, okay,
we started in eighteen ninety four. So somehow we need
three kinds of night spots like a honky Donkey's Ready Go.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Brewery, a dance club and a honky tonk.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yeah sure, all right, good man, Now, Pavarotti, we need
three places you see a curtain ready go.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
I must say a house, a theater, in a hospital room.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
All right, and there we go, Eddie, but them unlicensed dogs.
We heard about three types of licenses, Ready go, a.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Driver's license, a hunting license, and a drug loss.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And there you are.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
All to.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
James Odobarga for a bushe of bes, pack of the
maids lafe in Times of Punishment in Americaddy, we don't
get it to you over Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Buddy, we appreciate you. Hey, Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 9 (09:22):
You go ahead, I want to give a shout out
to my wife Brandy, all of my guys here at
tours and uh, I shout out to you guys at
the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
We appreciate you, buddy, you know, say hey to Brandy here.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
She's a fine girl.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
She sure is.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
All right, my man, hang on, all right, we're gonna
jump out. Cut you up on your news right on
on the side. Monday Morning two, funding you to stay
in lane. Good morning. That's a big show on the radio,
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Monday Morning two. Thanks to Robert Earl Keene.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's done by Robert Earl Keen is band lying at
the Big Show studio.
Speaker 14 (10:46):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 14 (10:54):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right, Yes, I've traveled.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I left so bad.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Things ain't going mid.
Speaker 14 (11:07):
Way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
To keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
And it's causing lots of thanger.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 14 (11:26):
I'm shooting you the ping, keep switching on my bride lives.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It's just too him.
Speaker 14 (11:37):
When you're swerving all lives pie By, you're running someone off.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
The road.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
The day trove.
Speaker 14 (11:48):
Why I thought I never never could love another?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 14 (12:01):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her all tank up.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
The ones at the waiting.
Speaker 14 (12:15):
You keep swarming in my line, just causing lots of bag.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dimpty Now when you're swerving all lights. How why
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Driving a big show. Good morning, it's makes on the radio.
(13:20):
Hope's gonna be run about twenty minutes. They got Tommy Lee,
Pamela Anderson and mad.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Max Right now action.
Speaker 15 (13:32):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here with another
glute grumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Last Picture Show. As our story opens, movie
director Steven Spielstein has arrived at the Pearly Gates.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Wow, so this is heaven. Amazing. Hey they got a
chick fil a kind of figures.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I guess.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Welcome, mister Spielstein. Oh, your reputation, reputation precedes you.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Big fan, huge, huge. I loved your movie Purple Nurple.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Oh, thanks, and you are.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
My name is Magda. I'm your guardian, Angel Magda.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
What kind of angel? Name is Magda?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Hey, talk to my parents.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I'm hip. So where Saint Peter Lunch?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
I was sent here to speak to you before you
pass through the gates. God would like you to make
one last movie.
Speaker 15 (14:27):
Oh honestly, I'm really tired of making movies. I just
want to rest. And why didn't God tell me himself?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Lunch with Saint Peter Bingo.
Speaker 15 (14:37):
Look, I don't know. I feel like I've done my
best work. I've been looking forward to this.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Hear me out.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Okay, we've got Beethoven to do the musical score. Da
Vinci's going to do the set design and Shakespeare will
write the script.
Speaker 15 (14:51):
Wow, that's that's really impressive.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Hey he's God.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Well I mean with this team, I mean, this could
really be an amazing movie.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
And you can pick any actor you want, living or dead,
to be in it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Just pick it. Wait really yep? Even Gregory Peck he's.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
At lunch with God and Saint Peter as we speak.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Oh, this is too good, you know what, I'll.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Do it fantastic?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
So when can we get started right away?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
But there is just one kitch?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
So what how bad can it be?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
So God's got this girlfriend who wants to be an actress.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Son of.
Speaker 15 (15:32):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse?
Is is her unibraw a deal breaker? Tune in next
time when we'll hear the late Gregory Peck say, Hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Good morning, A big shows on a radio?
Speaker 16 (15:51):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
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Huh they won that?
Speaker 8 (16:44):
More man, there's a big show on the radio. Let
me go and tell you what we're gonna play for him,
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Speaker 1 (17:39):
All right, I'm turn.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Holding in.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
As we look forward and Mad Max is coming up
in minutes.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Good Morning. Big Shows on the radio. Told you about
the bird Tea kind of peanuts getting ready to play
for first looking at the day in history. It was
February twenty fourth, nineteen ninety eight. The drummer Tommy Lee
was arrested in charge with hitting his wife, former Baywatch
star Pamela Anderson Lee, during an argument in their Malibu,
(18:15):
California home. We'll say they all end up like that.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But about that time we got a call from mad Box.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
John Boy Miller Yo, mad Max?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Hey, Max, how you doing you think? Oh Man? Plumb
pictulingad fact.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
I don't even want to talk about it just makes
me some maaked.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, if you don't want to talk about him, Max,
we don't want to tag it on.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Drag it out of me?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
What is wrong with these good looking female celebrities that
marry these ugly men? I was in the grocery store otherday.
Want him tabloids and to check out how to picture
of Julia Roberts out on the town with her new husband,
young Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
He's pretty nern talented, but he's a.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Raw bos Gunny Glee.
Speaker 17 (19:00):
Let's me mad.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Famous women always doing that. You know who's the worst
about it? These supermodels. Now they're the best looking women
in the world, and they always hung up with the
scariest looking man.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Look at Christy Brinkley could.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Have married any man on her She picked Billy Joel
Billy Joel boy.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Looks like he fell out the ugly tree and.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Hit ever lamb coming do it man, he's ugly.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
He grew a beard, so and cover up the bottom
half of his face. No offense, John boy.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I'm taking yea.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
And how about old Pauline a porkazoid or whatever her
name is. She picked a party in that fella used
to sing for the cars, you know Ichabod Crane?
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I don't know if I could.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Sleep with something and look like that laying next to me.
I said, honey, we can't use a ceiling fan. The
breeze might lift my ears. Something might be levitating over
to be Oh.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
He's ugly, and Jerry Hall and Mitt Jagger.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Throw that boy in a pond.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
You could skim ugly for two weeks.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
Not the most butt ugly human being I received, At
least I think he's one of them. Hey, Feller, you
sedate David boy. He marries a good looking one. Makes
me my head. These women ain't doing it for the money.
That's one thing you could see at something pull down
two three million dollars a year on bar sale. So
it ain't the money, and it sure ain't their dashing
(20:18):
good looks. What's the deal?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
All right? This captain all?
Speaker 8 (20:22):
My wife showed me a People magazine the other day.
You know Claudia shiffer and blonde headed girl from the
guest Jean's ads.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
We know who she's going out with.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
David Copperfield had poofy headed robbie bitch and looking magician. Congratulations, David,
you just pulled off the greatest illusion of your It
makes vanishing an airplane look like a bugger, don't it.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Hey't Dave forget.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Making the statue of liberty disappear. Go out on stage,
drag Claudia out there, point over at her and say, tadda, Well,
that's a best trick.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Hiver scene, oh man.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Super modusquit Marini's little scary look at me and smile
for the camera.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Keep you all walking at boy friends.
Speaker 17 (21:05):
I'll take me quit word in my life.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
John o'milli, Yeah, I have a nice when he makes sense,
he does.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah, alright, y'all, come on, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's jump right in here. While most people think of
this as primarily a food product. About ninety five percent
of its uses have nothing to do with food at all.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Oh hot package.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
What y'all?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
God on eight hundred makes show you told, free Line,
We go to We get a Winter, We play John
Boy Jepeney next, Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio for you Monday. Today's future track for the
Big Show bit Box Cooking with Rayford the final episode
with Marcy Stewart. There's your keyword, Rayford cooking. You hit
the Big Box at the Bigshow dot comy right now,
let's play yeahs live across America.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's John boyd Chepidy.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Okay, now your host.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Most people think of him as a hard worker, but
about ninety five percent of what he does has nothing to.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Do with work at all. He's Jonboy.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
As a head of Travis at a new Philadelphia, OHIOO,
Good morning, Travis, Good morning, Hey buddy. All right man,
you were first up, first shot at it. Let's see
what you got. While most people think of this as
primarily a food product, about ninety five percent of its
uses have nothing to do with food at all.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
We have ruled out I pockets usually does what you
got draft.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
M how my best guess is going to be spray
on pam in the skillet from a can.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Though, your best guess is spray on pam in a
skillet like a pan.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Don't mock him, I get it right, all right. Well,
let's see. No, they kind of just laughing at himself there.
They kind of want you to use it in the kitchen,
but well no, we use it to.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
You know, take off stickers and greasa you.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Know, like on chains, you know, bicycles.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, that's the wrong. Well we are driving, don't take okay,
clean your gun with it.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Now you're talking crazy.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Now, Dravis, we abriciate you playing with his buddy. Hope
you have a great day.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Thanks guys. I'll be listening money to.
Speaker 17 (24:12):
Hear the.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
Let's say, hey Steve, he's out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Good morning, Steve, good morning, good morning, Hey buddy.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
All right, so we know it's not spray pam no
matter what you're using.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Four Besides the skillet deal, So what do you think,
ed I have to go with salt? Five percent?
Speaker 8 (24:37):
Use has nothing to do with food, You say, salt, Well,
show a salt. We have a lot of it on
our roads last week for that big blizzard went our
home Home World, headquarters of Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's under our cars.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
E we do a lot with salt.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
You can gargle it, you can soak in it.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
Love it, kids, need it?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yes, call it George.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Well you hang on, buddy, Jack can get your address,
will get you prizing down to Phoenish City.
Speaker 17 (25:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I give a shout out.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You go ahead.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
I'd like to give a shout out.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
My wonderful wife.
Speaker 14 (25:18):
It'll be ten years on March third, and I've loved
every minute of it, and I love every body.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
All right, all right, boy, hang on, wat about the
hour and tell me your news. Right on the other side,
ready for Monday morning, life, I got you a.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Good dago on the time.
Speaker 13 (25:40):
Captains, this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(26:15):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Hello, he's this hoint.
Speaker 17 (26:28):
All my life. I want to fight about it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
No, not right now, man, John Moore, Billy.
Speaker 17 (26:32):
Here yet, big old he hogging hot Indian already neck nod?
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
How's it going?
Speaker 17 (26:45):
Never? Steady Reid has then moved in with us again.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh no, don't tell me he's having trouble with his wife.
Speaker 17 (26:52):
Yep, the clock is winding down on another You're like
that they don't do nothing but argue. Kind of reminds
me of the.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Slip Homer and margin.
Speaker 17 (27:02):
Oh Jay, And.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Now what number wife is read up to?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I think I lost cam.
Speaker 17 (27:09):
That isn't there as number six.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
He's been married six times five? Seriously, Well, what's the problem?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Its time.
Speaker 17 (27:17):
All they've been arguing lately about was not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Uh huh.
Speaker 17 (27:23):
He don't think she should.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So Reig's moved in with you and Delver.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (27:30):
We took him down the rats for Beach last weekend
to kind of get his mind off of it.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 17 (27:34):
Went downstay this place rriding around the carner from Johnny
Mercer's piers.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Yeah, this some fishing right.
Speaker 17 (27:39):
Wanting out Friday morning about six o'clock and set up
right down from this feller. It's the way down to
the end of the pier. We fished till about noon
when get some lunch. We'd come back an hour later
this thurd and the end of the dock. Still they
hadn't moved by the time we started packing. Up about
four point thirty. He was still sitting there, stayed there
all day long. Next morning we come out again, same
fowler sitting in this act, same place now, you know.
(28:02):
Waved at him and he waved back. He stayed there
the whole time we was there. Again. We come out
again Sunday morning. I'll be dog gone if I say, song, agone,
what's happened? Exactly the same place. And stayed there the
whole time I was there that days. So we went
in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went out to get
a beer. We walk in and say out, guess who's
sitting at the end of the bar, and so Agan
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from the pier again. So I walked down there and
I sat beside him, brought him a beer, and we
got to talking. I says, you down here by yourself,
the little fishing, I guess, and the fire says, well, no, actually,
I'm on my honeymoon. I said, honey moon, where's your wife?
And he said, well, she's back at the motel. I said, well, well,
you been out here fishing for three solid days. Now
(28:44):
here you are sitting here drinking in a bar. How
come you ain't back at the motel celebrating with you
new bride. He says, well, let's tell you the truth.
She's got a real bad case of gon area. I said,
that's tough. How come you just don't, you know, go around,
lay down with her and hold her real close and
you know, y'all just kind of snuggle up. He says, Well,
(29:06):
she don't fill up to that neither. She's got a
real bad case of diary.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Oh man, well, did you at least.
Speaker 17 (29:14):
Give her a nice big kiss before you walked out
the door? He says, can't do that either. She's got
piny I said, my got dial. Listen if you don't
mind me asking why in the world that you marry
this woman? He said, Wow, she's got wines too, And
(29:35):
you know how.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
That's what I call relationship rather but.
Speaker 17 (29:47):
You don't read up right quick here, man to the
think on some more of this stuff out of the trailer. Yeah,
well will you tell him? I said, Hi?
Speaker 18 (30:00):
I know, John Boy and Billy Good morning radio.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
Done right, Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Alrah, here we go. It's turning over to Bill Silvers.
Speaker 15 (30:48):
Hello, friends and neighbors, It's me Bill Silvers. Feeling mirthful, exuberant,
and slightly nauseous from some bad flan. But I'm here nonetheless,
And in case you haven't been paying attention, Slow Joe
has left the building, but not before issuing pardons to everyone,
including the hamburglar. Yes, he lost his mind long ago,
(31:10):
and now he's wandered off looking for it. We wish
him the best, not really, And also added to the
scrap heap of history is good old cackling Kamala. Now
I know I speak for a majority of America when
I say thank God.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
And while Trump layeth.
Speaker 15 (31:26):
The smacketh down, Kamala has to cope with getting her
butt handed to her. And that's a two handed job
for sure. But how is she coping? Where to go
for counsel?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Who?
Speaker 15 (31:36):
Who would have any experience dealing with losing to Donald
Trump in such a humiliating fashion. That's right, Heifer, Hillary.
But what advice could Hillary offer to the new loser?
I'm glad you are from the Home Office in Nancy
Pelosi's emergency vodka closet had spared denser and botox vaults
(31:57):
comes Today's top ten list. The top ten bits of
advice Hillary gave Takamala on how to deal with losing
Number ten. Go on a shopping spree for new pantsuits.
Number nine, punch her husband.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Number eight.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
Spend four years blaming Russia.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Number seven.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Go to Sam's and stock up on box wine.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Number six.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
Start a new scam charity box whine ain't cheap.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Number five. Develop a new laugh please.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Number four.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
Write a book no one will buy.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Number three.
Speaker 15 (32:50):
Get rid of anything that is orange. Number two destroy
the evidence and the number one bit of advice Hillary
gave to Kamala. I'm dealing with losing, deny any and
all personal responsibility for being a clueless and unlikable hag
that only dopes would vote for.
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Too soon, it's a big show on the radio. I
can't be read this all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning.
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Oh sir, I.
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Feel so.
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Good morning.
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And it's a big show on the radio. Well our
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Brad still makes some occasional because says one of this
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then Sam the jokes are his little brother Sam. I
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a musician.
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Like Big Show listeners, getting a treat for you around
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engagement of Britain's Prince Charles to Lady Diana Spencer. Remember
that's when I decided to Taylor you keep me up
to date on the Royals. And about that time I said, hey, man,
well let's we got the phone number for Prince Charles.
Let's go ahead and give him a call.
Speaker 17 (37:00):
Minute.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
All right, Hello, Hello, is this Prince Charles.
Speaker 17 (37:08):
Oh, my lord.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Prince Charles, heir to the throne of England.
Speaker 17 (37:14):
Yes, I am a black blow, a fund of woman,
but I do have Willians and I am my home part.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Well, good morning, sir. This is a John boydn Billy
show from the United States. I hope we're not interrupting
you this morning.
Speaker 17 (37:29):
It's all. I was just sitting here having a drink
or two with Prince Albert. I'd let you talk to him,
but he's in the can right now the cam. Sorry,
what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Well, we hear you lost your dog.
Speaker 17 (37:46):
Yes, horrible thing. Can't find her anywhere.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Well, what does she look like?
Speaker 17 (37:50):
She's about five six, pretty in a snorty sort of way.
That's not a great thing. That's always getting a picture
on the The dog is the dog is kind of
all to describe.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well, what kind of dog is it?
Speaker 17 (38:09):
It's a Cockell Spaniards a what a Cockll Spaniards cocker spaniel? Yes,
I think that's a little bit of that extension. She
was a gift from my sort of ex wife, Diana.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Well when does she disappear?
Speaker 17 (38:23):
Right after that tape of me talking to my mistress
on the phone came out, she passed the bags, put
the kids and okay, you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
The dog, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, we're trying to are
Are you offering a reward to someone if they bring
her back?
Speaker 17 (38:39):
Are you okaying let her run around? Well? Those big
cats give a picture the paper. I don't care. I
don't need that.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I met someone who brings the dog back.
Speaker 17 (38:48):
Oh wow, Oh yes, I am one thousand.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Pounds and in American money that would.
Speaker 17 (38:54):
Be I have no bloody idea. Isn't it funny? In
Black country the pound is money, but in your country,
money isn't measured by the pound, unless, of course, you're
Oprah Winfrey. I'm hot today. Are you taking this? I
(39:14):
love to get a copy. And you're listening? I know
you took the dogs. You're you're well. I can't say
what it is, but it's far for the bee. Come
look pressed album. He's back from the cat. Listen lovely
(39:36):
chatting with you. Are you going to see Google later on?
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (39:41):
Yeah, well would you tell him? I said, I have
no idea what that means, but I'm sure someone named
Google would nob Yes, sir, you're straight.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
Overlud Okay, alight, here.
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Sally happened, just like that.
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Ah, y'all, let's play for that bull snot. I've been
waiting on to beat the Blonde. Here we go one
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It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
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You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
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You got your significant other laying there in my bush
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You speak on Monday morning.
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You have the.
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Visual Why do I have to have a visual rady?
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As he probably has one too. Yeah, I'll see.
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I just.
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Let him sleep. I've blurred over the years.
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Red.
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Yeah, happy wife, happy life.
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Thank you man, my main happy. Ain't nobody happy? And
a few other signs that we could go through.
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Yeah, let's just say we are lucky enough to be
in the greatest country on earth and got a job
be appreciative of your job.
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Don't go on bothered me.
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This week you can find something to give to others.
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I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson were clearly
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Yeah, we're winning, Ben shows on the radio. Good morning,
big shows on a radio. Get that first prize out
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a bushel of beans, and a pack of the matoes.
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you can win you alright in the room by this
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different sized.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Papers where you could get to it.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
When he's trying to turn and I told him they
have that, Oh God, I said, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm whining about them to turn paper.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
It's like you give a big speech to the team
in the locker room and the trip all the way
out to the field.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Ah, there we go, I got right here.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Three dates in history started in eighteen ninety four describing
a local night spot, the Daily Artum right in Oklahoma,
whatever the heck that is use the term honk a tonk.
Believe it to be the first use of an early
form of the term honky talk. It was honk a tonk, Oklahoma.
(04:07):
Nineteen eighty eight, Luciano Paparatti received one hundred and sixty
five curtain calls after an opera performance in West Berlin.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
One hundred and sixties.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Wow, it was a termined later. The audience just didn't
want to go home. Just made that up.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Pavaratti who sent me to text that they were blasting
Pavaratti tunes in the hood at the gas stations, you know,
running people off their no.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (04:38):
But we pulled up to we were on Wilkinson. We
pulled up there to fill up, and I'm like, you're
and I was like, what is that?
Speaker 8 (04:50):
And it's just it's a tactic for getting rid of loiterers,
you know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I asked Tator. I asked Tat.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
I said, Tatter was in a my people hanging around.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
She said, no yet, you know those of us pumping
and I joined Pavarada.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I kind of like it.
Speaker 10 (05:10):
I was like, what's like a concert like out an amphitheater,
but you're white.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Well, I tell you forget about it.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Finally, on his date in twenty eleven, the city of
Shanghai and China announ say one dog policy to start
in May. The city had an abundance of unlicensed dogs
and then over one hundred and forty thousand people reporting
bites from unlicensed dogs.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So the new rule with force owners.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Of unlicensed dogs to relinquish their pets to authorities.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I really wanted to beat that home about the license.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Unlicensed out here. Yeah, I mentioned that a couple more times.
And we're already be playing.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
Nice way to make money, hundred big shows.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You don't pretty love?
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Come on play Outburst next.
Speaker 12 (06:37):
Hey, we all have me here Monday morning to make
shoe on the radio. Go on beginning Outburst. Let's play Outburst.
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
gave the prizes from the big Prize be Let's go.
(07:00):
He contested number one. This should really be a lot
of fun when you're playing out, have a hurry up.
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And gainst time. You love the best time. You love
a big shots. Let's say he Edie, how the severe field?
Can I say?
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We shots.
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Good more than Eddy? Get this CD of He didn't
even realize he didn't get it. He's working a deal here.
I'm allowed there.
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It.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Your mom's calling you to dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay, how old hey Eddie?
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Oh wow, wow wow.
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You know work work work work work work work, work,
work works.
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Good night, miss.
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Well, glad to have you what.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
I've been on the show before, but I didn't get
my I didn't get my move.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, dog god, and let's get the move out for Eddie.
There's your person.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yeah yeah, alright, they don't overdo it. Alright, bother, let's
get you through these three categories and then you're gonna
get that big old book about James Gregory. All right, yes, sir, okay,
we started in eighteen ninety four. So somehow we need
three kinds of night spots like a honky Donkey's Ready Go.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Brewery, a dance club and a honky tonk.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yeah sure, all right, good man, Now, Pavarotti, we need
three places you see a curtain ready go.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
I must say a house, a theater, in a hospital room.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
All right, and there we go, Eddie, but them unlicensed dogs.
We heard about three types of licenses, Ready go, a.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Driver's license, a hunting license, and a drug loss.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And there you are.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
All to.
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James Odobarga for a bushe of bes, pack of the
maids lafe in Times of Punishment in Americaddy, we don't
get it to you over Tennessee.
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Buddy, we appreciate you. Hey, Can I give a shout out?
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You go ahead, I want to give a shout out
to my wife Brandy, all of my guys here at
tours and uh, I shout out to you guys at
the Big Show.
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We appreciate you, buddy, you know, say hey to Brandy here.
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She's a fine girl.
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She sure is.
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All right, my man, hang on, all right, we're gonna
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That's done by Robert Earl Keen is band lying at
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jackie, get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 14 (10:54):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right, Yes, I've traveled.
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I left so bad.
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Things ain't going mid.
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Way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
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To keep swerving in my life.
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And it's causing lots of thanger.
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I'm a honking on my horror.
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I'm shooting you the ping, keep switching on my bride lives.
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It's just too him.
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When you're swerving all lives pie By, you're running someone off.
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The road.
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The day trove.
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Why I thought I never never could love another?
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How else could I feed?
Speaker 14 (12:01):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her all tank up.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
The ones at the waiting.
Speaker 14 (12:15):
You keep swarming in my line, just causing lots of bag.
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I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dimpty Now when you're swerving all lights. How why
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Driving a big show. Good morning, it's makes on the radio.
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Hope's gonna be run about twenty minutes. They got Tommy Lee,
Pamela Anderson and mad.
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Max Right now action.
Speaker 15 (13:32):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here with another
glute grumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Last Picture Show. As our story opens, movie
director Steven Spielstein has arrived at the Pearly Gates.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Wow, so this is heaven. Amazing. Hey they got a
chick fil a kind of figures.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I guess.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Welcome, mister Spielstein. Oh, your reputation, reputation precedes you.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Big fan, huge, huge. I loved your movie Purple Nurple.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Oh, thanks, and you are.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
My name is Magda. I'm your guardian, Angel Magda.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
What kind of angel? Name is Magda?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Hey, talk to my parents.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I'm hip. So where Saint Peter Lunch?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
I was sent here to speak to you before you
pass through the gates. God would like you to make
one last movie.
Speaker 15 (14:27):
Oh honestly, I'm really tired of making movies. I just
want to rest. And why didn't God tell me himself?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Lunch with Saint Peter Bingo.
Speaker 15 (14:37):
Look, I don't know. I feel like I've done my
best work. I've been looking forward to this.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Hear me out.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Okay, we've got Beethoven to do the musical score. Da
Vinci's going to do the set design and Shakespeare will
write the script.
Speaker 15 (14:51):
Wow, that's that's really impressive.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Hey he's God.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Well I mean with this team, I mean, this could
really be an amazing movie.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
And you can pick any actor you want, living or dead,
to be in it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Just pick it. Wait really yep? Even Gregory Peck he's.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
At lunch with God and Saint Peter as we speak.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Oh, this is too good, you know what, I'll.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Do it fantastic?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
So when can we get started right away?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
But there is just one kitch?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
So what how bad can it be?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
So God's got this girlfriend who wants to be an actress.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Son of.
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And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse?
Is is her unibraw a deal breaker? Tune in next
time when we'll hear the late Gregory Peck say, Hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, A big shows on a radio?
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Huh they won that?
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More man, there's a big show on the radio. Let
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Holding in.
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Big Show rolls on.
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Good Morning. Big Shows on the radio. Told you about
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for first looking at the day in history. It was
February twenty fourth, nineteen ninety eight. The drummer Tommy Lee
was arrested in charge with hitting his wife, former Baywatch
star Pamela Anderson Lee, during an argument in their Malibu,
(18:15):
California home. We'll say they all end up like that.
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But about that time we got a call from mad Box.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
John Boy Miller Yo, mad Max?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Hey, Max, how you doing you think? Oh Man? Plumb
pictulingad fact.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
I don't even want to talk about it just makes
me some maaked.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, if you don't want to talk about him, Max,
we don't want to tag it on.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Drag it out of me?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
What is wrong with these good looking female celebrities that
marry these ugly men? I was in the grocery store otherday.
Want him tabloids and to check out how to picture
of Julia Roberts out on the town with her new husband,
young Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
He's pretty nern talented, but he's a.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Raw bos Gunny Glee.
Speaker 17 (19:00):
Let's me mad.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Famous women always doing that. You know who's the worst
about it? These supermodels. Now they're the best looking women
in the world, and they always hung up with the
scariest looking man.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Look at Christy Brinkley could.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Have married any man on her She picked Billy Joel
Billy Joel boy.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Looks like he fell out the ugly tree and.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Hit ever lamb coming do it man, he's ugly.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
He grew a beard, so and cover up the bottom
half of his face. No offense, John boy.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I'm taking yea.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
And how about old Pauline a porkazoid or whatever her
name is. She picked a party in that fella used
to sing for the cars, you know Ichabod Crane?
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I don't know if I could.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Sleep with something and look like that laying next to me.
I said, honey, we can't use a ceiling fan. The
breeze might lift my ears. Something might be levitating over
to be Oh.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
He's ugly, and Jerry Hall and Mitt Jagger.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Throw that boy in a pond.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
You could skim ugly for two weeks.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
Not the most butt ugly human being I received, At
least I think he's one of them. Hey, Feller, you
sedate David boy. He marries a good looking one. Makes
me my head. These women ain't doing it for the money.
That's one thing you could see at something pull down
two three million dollars a year on bar sale. So
it ain't the money, and it sure ain't their dashing
(20:18):
good looks. What's the deal?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
All right? This captain all?
Speaker 8 (20:22):
My wife showed me a People magazine the other day.
You know Claudia shiffer and blonde headed girl from the
guest Jean's ads.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
We know who she's going out with.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
David Copperfield had poofy headed robbie bitch and looking magician. Congratulations, David,
you just pulled off the greatest illusion of your It
makes vanishing an airplane look like a bugger, don't it.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Hey't Dave forget.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Making the statue of liberty disappear. Go out on stage,
drag Claudia out there, point over at her and say, tadda, Well,
that's a best trick.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Hiver scene, oh man.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Super modusquit Marini's little scary look at me and smile
for the camera.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Keep you all walking at boy friends.
Speaker 17 (21:05):
I'll take me quit word in my life.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
John o'milli, Yeah, I have a nice when he makes sense,
he does.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah, alright, y'all, come on, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's jump right in here. While most people think of
this as primarily a food product. About ninety five percent
of its uses have nothing to do with food at all.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Oh hot package.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
What y'all?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
God on eight hundred makes show you told, free Line,
We go to We get a Winter, We play John
Boy Jepeney next, Good morning. It's a big show on
(22:07):
the radio for you Monday. Today's future track for the
Big Show bit Box Cooking with Rayford the final episode
with Marcy Stewart. There's your keyword, Rayford cooking. You hit
the Big Box at the Bigshow dot comy right now,
let's play yeahs live across America.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's John boyd Chepidy.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Okay, now your host.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Most people think of him as a hard worker, but
about ninety five percent of what he does has nothing to.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Do with work at all. He's Jonboy.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
As a head of Travis at a new Philadelphia, OHIOO,
Good morning, Travis, Good morning, Hey buddy. All right man,
you were first up, first shot at it. Let's see
what you got. While most people think of this as
primarily a food product, about ninety five percent of its
uses have nothing to do with food at all.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
We have ruled out I pockets usually does what you
got draft.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
M how my best guess is going to be spray
on pam in the skillet from a can.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Though, your best guess is spray on pam in a
skillet like a pan.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Don't mock him, I get it right, all right. Well,
let's see. No, they kind of just laughing at himself there.
They kind of want you to use it in the kitchen,
but well no, we use it to.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
You know, take off stickers and greasa you.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Know, like on chains, you know, bicycles.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, that's the wrong. Well we are driving, don't take okay,
clean your gun with it.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Now you're talking crazy.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Now, Dravis, we abriciate you playing with his buddy. Hope
you have a great day.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Thanks guys. I'll be listening money to.
Speaker 17 (24:12):
Hear the.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
Let's say, hey Steve, he's out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Good morning, Steve, good morning, good morning, Hey buddy.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
All right, so we know it's not spray pam no
matter what you're using.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Four Besides the skillet deal, So what do you think,
ed I have to go with salt? Five percent?
Speaker 8 (24:37):
Use has nothing to do with food, You say, salt, Well,
show a salt. We have a lot of it on
our roads last week for that big blizzard went our
home Home World, headquarters of Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's under our cars.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
E we do a lot with salt.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
You can gargle it, you can soak in it.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
Love it, kids, need it?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yes, call it George.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Well you hang on, buddy, Jack can get your address,
will get you prizing down to Phoenish City.
Speaker 17 (25:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I give a shout out.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You go ahead.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
I'd like to give a shout out.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
My wonderful wife.
Speaker 14 (25:18):
It'll be ten years on March third, and I've loved
every minute of it, and I love every body.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
All right, all right, boy, hang on, wat about the
hour and tell me your news. Right on the other side,
ready for Monday morning, life, I got you a.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Good dago on the time.
Speaker 13 (25:40):
Captains, this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(26:15):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Hello, he's this hoint.
Speaker 17 (26:28):
All my life. I want to fight about it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
No, not right now, man, John Moore, Billy.
Speaker 17 (26:32):
Here yet, big old he hogging hot Indian already neck nod?
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
How's it going?
Speaker 17 (26:45):
Never? Steady Reid has then moved in with us again.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh no, don't tell me he's having trouble with his wife.
Speaker 17 (26:52):
Yep, the clock is winding down on another You're like
that they don't do nothing but argue. Kind of reminds
me of the.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Slip Homer and margin.
Speaker 17 (27:02):
Oh Jay, And.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Now what number wife is read up to?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I think I lost cam.
Speaker 17 (27:09):
That isn't there as number six.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
He's been married six times five? Seriously, Well, what's the problem?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Its time.
Speaker 17 (27:17):
All they've been arguing lately about was not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Uh huh.
Speaker 17 (27:23):
He don't think she should.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So Reig's moved in with you and Delver.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (27:30):
We took him down the rats for Beach last weekend
to kind of get his mind off of it.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 17 (27:34):
Went downstay this place rriding around the carner from Johnny
Mercer's piers.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Yeah, this some fishing right.
Speaker 17 (27:39):
Wanting out Friday morning about six o'clock and set up
right down from this feller. It's the way down to
the end of the pier. We fished till about noon
when get some lunch. We'd come back an hour later
this thurd and the end of the dock. Still they
hadn't moved by the time we started packing. Up about
four point thirty. He was still sitting there, stayed there
all day long. Next morning we come out again, same
fowler sitting in this act, same place now, you know.
(28:02):
Waved at him and he waved back. He stayed there
the whole time we was there. Again. We come out
again Sunday morning. I'll be dog gone if I say, song, agone,
what's happened? Exactly the same place. And stayed there the
whole time I was there that days. So we went
in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went out to get
a beer. We walk in and say out, guess who's
sitting at the end of the bar, and so Agan
(28:22):
from the pier again. So I walked down there and
I sat beside him, brought him a beer, and we
got to talking. I says, you down here by yourself,
the little fishing, I guess, and the fire says, well, no, actually,
I'm on my honeymoon. I said, honey moon, where's your wife?
And he said, well, she's back at the motel. I said, well, well,
you been out here fishing for three solid days. Now
(28:44):
here you are sitting here drinking in a bar. How
come you ain't back at the motel celebrating with you
new bride. He says, well, let's tell you the truth.
She's got a real bad case of gon area. I said,
that's tough. How come you just don't, you know, go around,
lay down with her and hold her real close and
you know, y'all just kind of snuggle up. He says, Well,
(29:06):
she don't fill up to that neither. She's got a
real bad case of diary.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Oh man, well, did you at least.
Speaker 17 (29:14):
Give her a nice big kiss before you walked out
the door? He says, can't do that either. She's got
piny I said, my got dial. Listen if you don't
mind me asking why in the world that you marry
this woman? He said, Wow, she's got wines too, And
(29:35):
you know how.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
That's what I call relationship rather but.
Speaker 17 (29:47):
You don't read up right quick here, man to the
think on some more of this stuff out of the trailer. Yeah,
well will you tell him? I said, Hi?
Speaker 18 (30:00):
I know, John Boy and Billy Good morning radio.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
Done right, Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Alrah, here we go. It's turning over to Bill Silvers.
Speaker 15 (30:48):
Hello, friends and neighbors, It's me Bill Silvers. Feeling mirthful, exuberant,
and slightly nauseous from some bad flan. But I'm here nonetheless,
And in case you haven't been paying attention, Slow Joe
has left the building, but not before issuing pardons to everyone,
including the hamburglar. Yes, he lost his mind long ago,
(31:10):
and now he's wandered off looking for it. We wish
him the best, not really, And also added to the
scrap heap of history is good old cackling Kamala. Now
I know I speak for a majority of America when
I say thank God.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
And while Trump layeth.
Speaker 15 (31:26):
The smacketh down, Kamala has to cope with getting her
butt handed to her. And that's a two handed job
for sure. But how is she coping? Where to go
for counsel?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Who?
Speaker 15 (31:36):
Who would have any experience dealing with losing to Donald
Trump in such a humiliating fashion. That's right, Heifer, Hillary.
But what advice could Hillary offer to the new loser?
I'm glad you are from the Home Office in Nancy
Pelosi's emergency vodka closet had spared denser and botox vaults
(31:57):
comes Today's top ten list. The top ten bits of
advice Hillary gave Takamala on how to deal with losing
Number ten. Go on a shopping spree for new pantsuits.
Number nine, punch her husband.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Number eight.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
Spend four years blaming Russia.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Number seven.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Go to Sam's and stock up on box wine.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Number six.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
Start a new scam charity box whine ain't cheap.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Number five. Develop a new laugh please.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Number four.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
Write a book no one will buy.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Number three.
Speaker 15 (32:50):
Get rid of anything that is orange. Number two destroy
the evidence and the number one bit of advice Hillary
gave to Kamala. I'm dealing with losing, deny any and
all personal responsibility for being a clueless and unlikable hag
that only dopes would vote for.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Too soon, it's a big show on the radio. I
can't be read this all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning.
Speaker 19 (33:29):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Oh sir, I.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Feel so.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (34:25):
And it's a big show on the radio. Well our
whole school Big Show listeners, remember Sherman Brad Big Show
Brad still makes some occasional because says one of this
insight is timeless for a kid, right chuckles, Yes, heard
of me as chokeles chuckles, that little rascal. Remember I'm
(34:50):
getting an advice from the late great Tim Wilson and
then Sam the jokes are his little brother Sam. I
think he was advice and don't be a comedian, be
a musician.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Be a driver.
Speaker 8 (35:02):
Like Big Show listeners, getting a treat for you around
the Knoxville area. Jib mother, Mary, We're Sherman's on the base,
Mason on the league of Tom boguls Man. There they're
brand new two make it out alive at wherever you
streaming music man that's also played it a couple of
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times here on a big seon.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Anyway, I'm reaggressing.
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They're playing in Maryville, Tennessee, right outside of Knoxville this
Friday night.
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Get down there, enjoy a free show. That about the boys,
tell them he.
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Said, uh hone also got to give a shout out
to Jay and Indy of the Shed for always taking
care of the boys. Be a long time Big Show
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Speaker 1 (35:57):
All right, I got it.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up next
contest beating the blood O fastly rocketing to number one.
I got to rehearse my speeches.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Anna, it sounds made up.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Hundred and twenty dollars shore of the Bull's not cleaning
products for our winter maide in the USA. Truck drivers
keep America moving. The bull's not make sure they look
good doing it. This why I got bullsnot a truck
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hang on, win you some in minutes. First it was
on the State nineteen eighty one Buckingham Palace announced the
(36:40):
engagement of Britain's Prince Charles to Lady Diana Spencer. Remember
that's when I decided to Taylor you keep me up
to date on the Royals. And about that time I said, hey, man,
well let's we got the phone number for Prince Charles.
Let's go ahead and give him a call.
Speaker 17 (37:00):
Minute.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
All right, Hello, Hello, is this Prince Charles.
Speaker 17 (37:08):
Oh, my lord.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Prince Charles, heir to the throne of England.
Speaker 17 (37:14):
Yes, I am a black blow, a fund of woman,
but I do have Willians and I am my home part.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Well, good morning, sir. This is a John boydn Billy
show from the United States. I hope we're not interrupting
you this morning.
Speaker 17 (37:29):
It's all. I was just sitting here having a drink
or two with Prince Albert. I'd let you talk to him,
but he's in the can right now the cam. Sorry,
what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Well, we hear you lost your dog.
Speaker 17 (37:46):
Yes, horrible thing. Can't find her anywhere.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Well, what does she look like?
Speaker 17 (37:50):
She's about five six, pretty in a snorty sort of way.
That's not a great thing. That's always getting a picture
on the The dog is the dog is kind of
all to describe.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well, what kind of dog is it?
Speaker 17 (38:09):
It's a Cockell Spaniards a what a Cockll Spaniards cocker spaniel? Yes,
I think that's a little bit of that extension. She
was a gift from my sort of ex wife, Diana.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Well when does she disappear?
Speaker 17 (38:23):
Right after that tape of me talking to my mistress
on the phone came out, she passed the bags, put
the kids and okay, you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
The dog, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, we're trying to are
Are you offering a reward to someone if they bring
her back?
Speaker 17 (38:39):
Are you okaying let her run around? Well? Those big
cats give a picture the paper. I don't care. I
don't need that.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I met someone who brings the dog back.
Speaker 17 (38:48):
Oh wow, Oh yes, I am one thousand.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Pounds and in American money that would.
Speaker 17 (38:54):
Be I have no bloody idea. Isn't it funny? In
Black country the pound is money, but in your country,
money isn't measured by the pound, unless, of course, you're
Oprah Winfrey. I'm hot today. Are you taking this? I
(39:14):
love to get a copy. And you're listening? I know
you took the dogs. You're you're well. I can't say
what it is, but it's far for the bee. Come
look pressed album. He's back from the cat. Listen lovely
(39:36):
chatting with you. Are you going to see Google later on?
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (39:41):
Yeah, well would you tell him? I said, I have
no idea what that means, but I'm sure someone named
Google would nob Yes, sir, you're straight.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
Overlud Okay, alight, here.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Sally happened, just like that.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
Ah, y'all, let's play for that bull snot. I've been
waiting on to beat the Blonde. Here we go one
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