February 24, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's a big show on the radio. Will to do
you Monday?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I featured track for the Big Show bit Box Cookie
with Rayford the final episode with Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
There's her Keyhoord, Rayfert.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Cookie is a bit box at the Big Show dot Com.
Right now, it's time to beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Meet our contestant.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Gerald out of Hollywood, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Good morning, Gerald, what is happening?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man, man, my man, hold on, hold on, got stuff
going on? I got you, Gerald?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
You there, I am Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I got you now, buddy. All have to do was
turn you on, turn you up, now, turn you loose.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
They she make those buttons in different sizes.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Shut up, not you, Gerald, that's talking to take her. Yeah,
she's gonna be talking in minutes. You pay attention, You
agree or disagree with our girl, Marcy. Get two bells
before two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You know how to play, buddy? All right? You've got Marcy? Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What do female moths do? When she wants to attract
a mate?
Speaker 7 (01:41):
She leaves her front porch light on like all of us,
but she will let off a cent.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
She lets off a cent.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
She's smelly.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Gerald, what do you think, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I will agree and.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
That is yeah. How about that?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It could be around alike that they come here, let
me smell you. You know how you met your wife.
They won't put bail down.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, all right, tayl According to a quote from the
late Betty White, there are some things that, like love,
should be done and not talked about.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Laundry? Your laundry, Get it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Done, laundry. What do you know? What do you think, Gerald?
Do you agree or disagree? I will disagree and disagree
with laundry. Well, that was the answer, was acting acting,
(02:56):
let's do it. You're doing, not talk about it.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yeah, well you know Jered.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
One twenty dollars worth of Bull's not cleaning product his
head down in Hollywood for.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
You, Yes, sir, I was going to mention.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Peter had mentioned on one of her segments about the
Impertainment News about the movie coming up about the Unbreakable Kid.
And I don't know if your listeners may be interested,
but the mom of the kids actually went to King's
(03:32):
Mountain Hospital. I'm from King's Not I know that original.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
So she's a North Carolina girl. She is all right,
eat thank you for knowing me.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Know Dayna, you've always wanted a correspondent from Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Here's Gerald. Yeah, tell Carolina you're hard. Real good work, buddy.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Thank you for that updated awesome. Also, just to let
you be out, no first time calling, and I've been
I've been missing you guys about nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Eighty oh ma'am when we got into town.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Long time catching Gerald. Thank you, Boddy. I We're gonna
jump out, catch you.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Up on your news, no matter how the president is
you hung around or am I with a smile on
your ways. On the other side, good wanna makes on
(05:02):
the radio, and then the Leftover going on about Game
of Thrones on Friday with State in History.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
And the Man and Tarmack.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You thought about it, no guessing? All right, all right,
take your money.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm from asterious visitor from the East. Let him in.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again fire
mysterious visitor from the East. They all seeing, all knowing
and former team gynecologists own basketball wives.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Tarmack the Magnificent.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
I almost filed for disability after that.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Tarmack, I holding my hands the envelopes as a child
of four complaintly see these envelopes are hermetically sealed. They've
been kept in the Mana's jar and Terry Hansen's underwear dwarfs.
It's noon yesterday. Oh, no one knows the contents of
these envelopes, but you and your mystical and Semata Hanway
will ascertain the answers to these questions, having never before
(06:00):
were seeing the questions?
Speaker 11 (06:01):
Are you ready sure?
Speaker 10 (06:02):
Let's golope number one? Z Max z Max? What size
yoga pants? Does Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Belope? Number two?
Speaker 12 (06:24):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (06:25):
It's just me that okay?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I see.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Here we go, Mother of Dragons?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Mother of Dragons?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
What does John Snow say when he hits his thumb
with a hammer?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Novelope number three.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Aladdin, hell Boy and Black Klansman.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Aladdin, hell Boy and Black Klansman's.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Name three unused booger branch nicknames.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Ovelobe number four.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
Man woman Wild Man Woman Wild? How would the Hulk
describe Caitlin Jenner on spring break in Cancun? He talks
a little funny See.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What I.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Was good there?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Word?
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Ovelope number five A Dog's journey, A dog's journeys name
a rock band with Steve Perry and a cocker spaniel.
I tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I word obolobe number.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Six, two thousand nineteen, two thousand nineteen. How many facelifts
has Madonna had?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
This guy knows what I knows? I'm alone? Number seven.
Speaker 13 (08:09):
A O c j f k l m f A
O ao c j f k l m f A.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
How would Mike Tyson sing the Mickey Mouse Club theme song?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You big and tarmac guy holding my hands?
Speaker 11 (08:35):
The final almelo?
Speaker 10 (08:41):
Well, why don't y'all run up an alley and holler?
Fish next to Barney fight from.
Speaker 13 (08:50):
Here we go?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
All right, Mama Mia, Here we go again.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Mama Mia, Here we go again.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
What does John Boy say after he eats bad Italian?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Fo'? Sorry?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Back the morning big shows on the radio. Let's see
(09:40):
what's going on in Temptation Tailor?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Man, Hey, it's hard all my life on a fight
about it?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No man, John Bonbeller here?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Wait? Say there you they? Oh Harry Knuckles driving? I
was sorry, I ain't got one in me today?
Speaker 13 (09:58):
What man?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You sound kind of weird?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, I'm trying to hold it down. Some half of
us is still asleep. Here in the motel room.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Motel room, but we called the trailer.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, I got the trailer number, call forwarded to that
track phone. Y'all give me for Christmas? Yeah, men, Debart's
hold up with a big bunch of boys down to Daytona. Whoa, Oh,
I ain't told y'all yet. Delbert's uncle Buck died.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh man, sorry to hear that. So y'all down for the.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Funeral shooting now we're not here for speed Week and
wa can afford it this year because uncle Buck left
Debert a whole bunch of money.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
How much?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Twenty thousand dollars? Man, that's what never said? Me and
him closed up the body shout for the month and
brung the whole crew down here for a little four
week celebration.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Four weeks yow.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, we figured we'd need some time to sober up
before we drive back home. It's been running kindly hard.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
Oo.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
How you feeling this morning?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Nah too, hadn't hurt me a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Who all you got with you?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well, it's me and Delbort, Twitch, Gooch, Ward Hog, trigger Arti,
Marty and Bondo bas Well.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Y'all hate some colorful nicknames on a man won't you.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Hey, You should hear some of the ones in this
bunch we hooked up with from Hueytown, Alabama down here.
In fact, by half of them is landing on the
floor here right now. I see there's one that called Teeney.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Let me get us. He's probably a good size boy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, six eight clocks in about three fifty. It's cat's
a monster. Oh and there's old g Hall g Hall.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
For some reason, this old boy just loves in some
rap music, all that fitty sent math. But he said drumbest,
why is looking goober? You ever seen you live? It's
just like old Junior samples. So they named him g Hall.
He can be kind of a jackass too, so it
works on more than one level. Man Land right next
to him, it's his brother.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
P did he does he like rap music too?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's got him a little blighter control rot. Oh and
there's old skid Mark.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Whoa, I hope that's a drives real fast thing.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
No, it's an underwear. Who's that under coffee table over?
Oh that's old Lone Nute loan.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Nud huh kind of crazy keeps to himself.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, we is all lit up one night last week
they throwed us out of the track for fight. This
boy blue Hot tried to climb back over the fence
and whoop the security guard when he got there. The
front of his breeches hung up when he's going over.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
The top there and I think we get So where's Delbert?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh he's down the hall with this wild little unity
hooked up with the other night.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh yeah, well who is she?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I can't remember her real name? And old Teeny from
the Hugetown Boys calls her butterface.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Butterface? Now why is that?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
He says? Everything? Beat her looks good? Butterface? Hit it again?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Man, I gavelive you're awake talking to him as early.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh it ain't no big deal. I had to get
up anywhere to throw up again. Hey listen, you're gonna
see Gabbert later on. Yeah, well, well you tell him.
I said, you know what you mean? Y'all came straight up.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I got you good more than everybody more Big Show?
Come hang where you are?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yo? What's up?
Speaker 11 (13:04):
This is Ike And for all of five wild Onie
you need on all.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Things red neck.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (13:17):
I listened to something else my own self. But white
boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Never mind, he's out.
Speaker 14 (13:42):
And and and and.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Morning.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
This big showing the radio rolling.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Through your Monday.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
That's our boys loads So tivern sath in Charlotte Spens
sports barm feeding up the Big Show crew.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
It's a weak man than kid Daniel Louis the man men, men's.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Please to watch the races, God old load, soul food man,
bring your.
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Dog down the patio. Ain't gonna be long on springtime.
F here with Mayde through that lizard last week. So
we're good to go.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Grubby old man about ready, Big Show rolls home.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Good morning, it's.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
On the radio where we're talking about Friday game of
throwing man was not locked battle hot baby dog riding
the fire breathing dragon.
Speaker 11 (15:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You see a movie on that show too, will you?
I like Jason Momoa.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I didn't understand what he was saying, but he looked
he looked mean and dirty, and.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
When we were talking about us, you'll have this and
brought out the haters.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Flibbery flu I'm old and I hate game of throw.
In my day, we didn't have no sword swinging nerd walking,
dragon lyon, backstabbing, medieval inbreeding nerd or gasamin gobbledegook. When
(16:07):
I was a boy, we had twenty seven kinfolk in
a knockdown, drag out bare knuckle brew haha over who
got to use the family's very first indoor crapper.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
That was our gamer Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Of Thrones, all made up by some fat Gazon named
George r.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
H Matt, you know what the R stands for?
Speaker 12 (16:36):
Really?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Round a great big suet dumpling in a morth eaton
Greek fisherman's hat.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
Such a term. His roommate was probably Dick Gregory, look
it up.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
So there he is sitting in his house, probably because
he couldn't get out.
Speaker 11 (16:56):
The door, and he thinks to himself.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Hmmm, since I'm too lazy to work for a living,
I think I'll write a big steam and pilot crap
and if it really really sucks, maybe they'll put it
on the TV. And not only is he too lazy
to work, he's a lazy writer. Hey, I'll name the
(17:19):
dragon drogon Way to Go Tubby? Why don't you name
the horse Schmors and the dogs small and the cat smat.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Wiggledy Diggley dumpty doo.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Look at me, I'm a human iceberg with more chins
than a Chinese phone book, cranking out the biggest nerd
bible since Lord of the Rings. All the nerd chicks
leave me the key to their motel room. Too bad,
I can't find my junk. They'll have to love me
for my mind. All hail the King of the losers.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
And we liked it, We loved it.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
We got illegal scrambling over the border like rats.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
We got rampage and corruption in the FBI.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
We got drooling, trembling democrats trying to sabotage our way
of life.
Speaker 11 (18:13):
And what are the.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Countries enlightened geniuses worried about? We want to redo one
season eight? Well, someone grafted that depends. We got a
full blown crisis on our hands. Imagine grown adults having
hissy fits because they didn't like how a TV show
(18:35):
turned out.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Writing letter isn't subed in the streets.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Before you know it, they'll do the same thing when
they don't like how an election turns out. Oop's too late.
We tried to get a redo on the seventh grade.
When Missus Muckwether failed us all, we cried foul, but
she wouldn't listen.
Speaker 11 (18:59):
So when the middle of the.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Night, we egged a house, and before we could take
a dump on a front porch, she caught us. She
tied us up in the barn and put honey on
our private parts. Then she turned loose Brutus, the giant
snaggletooth bore hog, and he had a sweet tooth, and
he gnawed our privates off, and we all became eunuchs
(19:21):
and joined a cult.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
And when the mother ships didn't show up to pick
us up, we all drank spike kool aid and wound
up in hell.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
And that joke was on us because Brutus had passed
away too, and we spent eternity with him munching on
our jumbles, pinkledd poo poop, Papa Jack, look at me,
I'm a hillppilly cry baby with a crotch like a
ken doll. Going to spelling class in Satan's eternal summer school.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Doing a book report on Game of Thrones, and we
liked it. We locked it.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Dragons Dragons, the only thing dumber than dragons is a pale,
flat chested, homely wallflower who has him as up pants.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
The only thing we had close to a fire breathing
dragon was.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
When old man kirk and smelt his cows got into
the cabbage patch. Oh, we'd wait a day until the
stink of rotten eggs overpowered the smell of honeysuckle, and
we'd sneak out into the pasture with a box of
wooden kitchen matches. And when Old Bessie would raise her
tail to cut the cheese, we'd light a match and
hold it next to a pucker biscuit. She'd boot and
(20:38):
shoot a blue flame like the Bye God Batmobile, and we'd.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Laugh and laugh.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
But one day it was the perfect storm.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
The cows were too close together, and when the first
heifer foughted, it scared the others and they fought it too.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
Oh the humanity.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
The chain reaction caused the cows to explode after the other,
blowing up like bovine land mines. There was a square
mile covered covered in top round and cud.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
But we were too close to the explosions and.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
We blowed up too, goober guts flying through the air
like fleshy fireworks. The locals swarmed the field like bloodthirsty badgers,
picking up anything red, but they couldn't tell the beef
from the butt heads.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Next thing, you know, me and my friends with a blue.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Plate special and greasy gusses stink old.
Speaker 11 (21:29):
Diner skippity dood to the ding dang doodle.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Look at me, I'm a backward simpleton, light cow farts
and popping like a tick. Now I'm sitting on a
pickle wearing a sesame seed bunovercoat.
Speaker 11 (21:42):
Ding ding border up and we like it. We loved it.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Oh crappled d apple, I hate gave throats.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
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Speaker 2 (22:22):
Hang I play for.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
It right now.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, what undred big show.
Speaker 15 (22:26):
Let's go, good morning, let's make show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
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Speaker 3 (23:05):
We've been to Buckingham, Paler, Game of Drones, Swerving and
the lame Robert o'keeen mad Max made the scene earlier
this morning.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Got a lot going on every day.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Then we got to set it for you at the
big shows dot Com clicking on their contest fun do
you want to play?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Make that happen to Lindena. I had everybody's head.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I buy the bat A word of the word, any
word lechmeter contestants. We got Kenneth from Lexington, Tennessee. Good morning, Kenneth, walk.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Is Kenneth t mass Sir Jack all right there.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Then we got Harold out of rock Hill, South Carolina.
Good morning, Harold, Good morning, Johnny, Good morning, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Boys, welcome all right.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Looked like Tater and Harold on one side, John and
Kenneth on the other way.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Jackie's got us.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Here more.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Bo there's two rounds that say we can do howl?
Do you like me? And Kenneth for the first thirty seconds?
Are you ready? Kenneth? All right?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Starting the clock Now when eggs spoil you say this, Hey,
that's a blank egg?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
You play a sport with.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
This, either a foot blank or a basket blank? What
is it? Yeah? Hunt rhymes with it. Place a phone?
Uh huh rhymes with it. Be careful, don't.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Trip and yeah rhymes with it. Don't run until the blank.
Hit the blank.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, a rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Go down.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
There'sday Buzzard no Quinn saying whatever you're saying.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
But we didn't catch it. Oh he did say, Okay,
I get that out of the way.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
Good.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
We don't want them to be rhyming all the way through.
So five on the board. Good work, buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Now Harold and Tayter, are you ready Harold?
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Okay, still rhyming and go wow.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
He is six foot blank. Yes, rhymes with it. You
put a horse in one of these or yes, rhymes
with it. A baby will do this before he walks.
Huh you blank, it's a truck you hire you Yes,
rhymes with it. A bar blank, it's a fight.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
A bar.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Yes, okay, not rhyming. You might put this on your
floor in the bathroom. It's called what.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Rude?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
No, no, don't say anything else because you boys and
girl boy girl? So are you put a five on
the board. So it's five to five? Here we go,
chuck on round two? All right, Kenneth, Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yes, picking up on that last one. Ready, go put
it on the floor. Fancy bathroom? What not a rug?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Not a rug, it's not a hardwood floor. It's what
it lit down. Come on, man, what do you got
in your bathroom? Kitchen stairs?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
God?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
What?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yes, all right now this is a fancy band that
you conduct.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Conduct what the big go to the con yes? Uh huh,
all right, you drink one of these. That's a chocolate.
It's my favorite. There's like, yes, sorry, that's.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
My favorite drink.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Wait to know about me?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Kill uh man a hard three hard three on the
five eight score. So Harold and Tator three will tie
force overtime four will win it.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Are you ready? Come on, come on, Tator, let's go
and go.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Crafting is what it's a there's a it's a you
know you do it on the side. It's something you enjoy.
It's not work, it's you piddle around and do it.
It's your Yes, this person checks you out at h
in the grocery store or at a you know, a
blank of courts is also a person, you know, go
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to the checkout blank? Who was helping you? Who was
the No? But it's the person is the person?
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Not enough winds.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
That you give a clue?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
No, no, no, So kenn of just want to heck up.
Do you know what the word was? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
The lady that.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
A clue?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Ryl harrold Uh yeah, well Harrol's been trying to get
him for the last thirty seconds. Where you been, baby,
Harold had the last forty five seconds?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Well, just tell him it was it was clerk clerk.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
I was thinking of Blake.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Clerk. Of course you had that. Yeah you did well,
I was cashier.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Was its been hand grenaise of horseshoes you might have
been doing?
Speaker 12 (28:32):
Hey, Johnny, let me let me tell you something right quick.
All right, A long time listener, first time caller.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
All right, just getting for Harold the.
Speaker 12 (28:41):
First the first day that you were on air, we
started tuning in. Uh, you kept promising us it was
going to get better. It was going to get better. Well,
I'm telling him it got better. And we love you.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
We love you guys awesome. Man, when do we turn
the corner? I know, hit Charley about nineteen eighty.
Speaker 12 (29:03):
Nineteen eighty Billy's first day was you were by yourself.
Billy had a prior commitment, uh, and he wasn't there
the first day. You were by yourself. That was what
the reason for all the promises.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I can say that bad because I was a nighttime
this jockey. I never worked in the morning. Yet I
do the graveyard ship.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
But what got for the sun?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
They ain't gonna be hunting nothing.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
And I've been listening to you ever since.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
All story.
Speaker 12 (29:33):
We used to we used to drive this to work,
Charlotte go to work with two other fellas. The funniest
thing that ever happened, and I don't remember who was
on there was you and somebody else on the phone.
We had mountain dew, coffee and milk coming out of
our noses. We were laughing so hard and it hadn't
stopped yet.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
We love you, guys awesome. We appreciate that, buddy. Good
to have have y'all out there. Man and Ken of us.
All right, you ain't got a gush. You just get
Jackie your dress and you got your prize bake going on.
Speaker 13 (30:05):
Hey, I feel the same way a way that guy.
Speaker 12 (30:08):
Up to.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Get a room.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Good morning, got the bigs on the radio. It is
Big Request time.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Canderground from Ango.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Chris Taylor. Hey, y'all is there from Reverend Billy Ray.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You got it?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Chris coming up next. Good morning, Big Joe's on the radio.
(30:57):
Ben Request time. See that's what's been in my head.
I'll domind. I just finally let it out.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Kind aground Fromongo Regress this morning, Chris Taylor here go.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Belly, and good
morning to all our beloved friends. Are turn radio land,
says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the Frontage Road. You know, friends, when you're
trying to run a church, you get a lot of
(31:39):
people trying to sell you all kind of stuff, Bibles
and new hymn books and special videos and whatnot. Feller
come by the church bell another day, trying to sell
some new translation of the Bible. They just come out with.
Now any of y'all know me. No, I don't use
nothing but the good old King James version because it
(32:01):
was good enough for the Apostle Paul, I figure, it's
good enough for me. I don't go for none of
this NIV newly inspired version. Miss. Now, this old boy,
says Preacher, This here is a very latest thing in Bibles.
I said, well, son, my Bible says there ain't nothing
new under the sun. He says, no, No. What I
(32:25):
mean is this Bible makes the Bible more accessible to
modern people. You know, we kind of nicknamed it the
inclusive Bible. It uses what you call gender neutral pronouns,
so nobody will feel left out. For example, instead of
our Father, it refers to God as our heavenly parents.
(32:49):
I said, we hell, now, ain't that special? Does it
kiss up to the drunkards and the sodomites in the
Lebanese two? Oh, and I'd like to hear that today, beloved.
But I've just about had it with folks is trying
to compromise and modernize the Word of the Lord. I
don't care nothing about being modern. If it says he
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in the original text, it needs to say he but
when you start paraphrasing and gender neutralizing, pretty soon you
don't word down the truth and turned it into a lie.
For you know it, something like the Lord's prayer gets
to twisted up you can't even recognize. It. Sounds like
he is our father or mother who aren't in heaven,
(33:37):
or maybe just out in nature, or maybe just in
our own human spirit. Hallard be thy name, of course,
not anymore Hallard than any of the other gods and
all the other fine religions out there. Thy kingdom come,
or thy queendom or whatever, Thy will be done, as
(33:58):
long as it don't conflict. But what I've already decided
to do anyway on as it is in heaven, or
if everything's all just a big illusion, like some folks says,
maybe it's just in the great cosmic mind. Let's see
where we're Oh, yeah, give us this day our daily bread,
(34:20):
most likely from the government who knows what's good for
us way better than we do. And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespassed against us all. But
since trespasses is kind of mean sounding and judgmental, let's
not worry about all and lead us not in the temptation.
(34:42):
We can find it just fine by ourselves, but deliver
us from evil unless she ain't into the whole good
and evil thing. For mine is the Kingdom, More power
and glory to me forever and ever. Oh you know what, Lord,
On second thought, that's way too long. Let's just do
(35:02):
the short version. Me me, me, me me, Amen. There
you go. Friends. Now, if you walk the truth straight up,
no chaser, you need to come on down and see
us this week for a special series of no nonsense
tent meetings entitled You're going to Hell and we can help.
At the Sword of Joshua Independent Photogoshpoor Pentecosture Assembly just
(35:27):
off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. It
says the Reverend Billy Ray Collins or miningis it's time
to turn so you don't burn John Boye Billy y'all
keep them straight up.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
By good morning, makes us on the radio sad kicking
(36:11):
off your work weak.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Up with us.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
About splains, mister Taggart, I'm say.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
All right.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Final segment is ever featured track for The Big Show.
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Speaker 10 (36:32):
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Speaker 8 (36:38):
No, no, no where in able a five minutes show.
Just just just stare up. Hey all, that's the raverer
On today's show. We'd like to welcome a very special guest.
Where's that card?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh? You here?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Entertainment guru Martha Stewart is America's best known expert on
home entertainment, but her sister is an expert in her
own right, and her new book is called one hundred
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to my special guest, Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Well, thank you, Bob. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
No problem. You want some of the drink?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Do you have any dry white wines?
Speaker 8 (37:15):
I look like I have any dry white wines? How
about a shot a gentleman jack? No thanks, I'm having
me a taste.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
My goodness, that's an awfully big taste.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
I'm a big boy. So anyways, what's this new book
of yours about?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Well, Bob, my famous sister Martha sometimes gets accused of
being a little elaborate in some of her household projects.
I meanwhile, it was always the more practical one in
the family.
Speaker 8 (37:45):
You a little bit better looking as she is.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Thanks anyway, This book is a collection of some of
my favorite handy household tips that'll cost you practically nothing.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Speaking of free, you're sure you don't want some of this?
Speaker 11 (38:00):
No things?
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Well suit yourself more for me? So did I ask
you about the book?
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Yes? You did?
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Oh yeah, household hen so uh lays on all us?
Speaker 16 (38:16):
Well, I'd be happy to now. We all love golden
brown pancakes at breakfast time. And if you use a
turkey baster to squeeze the batter onto the hot griddle,
you'll have perfectly shaved pancakes every time.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
How bout the frozen ones? You put it in a microwave.
The hardest part of that is you get them out
of plastic bag. What's next?
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Well, if you're having a hard boiled egg with that breakfast,
an easy way to prevent your eggshells from cracking is
to add a pinch of salt to the water before boiling.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
What difference does it make if they cracked and you're
gonna take the shells off anyway? Come on, what else
you got?
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Well, as long as we're boiling water on the stove,
here's a tip for perfect corn on the cop We
can add a pinch of sugar to the water while
cooking sugar huh, and it helps bring out the corn's
natural sweetness.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
The only kind of corn eyebot comes in a can. Well,
speaking of corn, let's get a little bit.
Speaker 16 (39:13):
Here, Bob, you might want to take it. Take it a
little easy there.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Don't you worry about me, sweeth hunt, I was knocking
these back when you were still in diapers. Press on,
press on?
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Okay, do you ever get headaches?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Well, here's a handy hent kind of fresh lime in
half and rumb it on your forehead. Believe it or not,
it really works.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
A lime Yeah, bake face full of lime, juice running
down your eyes. You know you feel good. I'll make
you forget all about the rest of.
Speaker 12 (39:50):
Your head hurt.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
Always just use a little hair of a dog here. Oh,
by the way, we have a little party with the
crew after we wrap the show up. Here you'll stick around.
Speaker 16 (40:05):
Actually, I've got an early flight out. I should probably
go straight back to the hotel.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Hey, you got any tips for cleaning up broken glass?
Speaker 7 (40:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
No, well, what good are you?
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Excuse me?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Oh? Nothing? So anyway, I broke my glass, so anyways,
I would like to think of my special guest, Patrick Stewart,
the author of one hundred and one Dalmatians. This is
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Rayful peace out.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Oh good Bob, hell Bob? Are you okay? Bob hey?
Could we get a couple of you guys to put
it back on the couch over there.
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
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I featured track for the Big Show bit Box Cookie
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Speaker 2 (00:39):
There's her Keyhoord, Rayfert.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Cookie is a bit box at the Big Show dot Com.
Right now, it's time to beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Meet our contestant.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Gerald out of Hollywood, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Good morning, Gerald, what is happening?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man, man, my man, hold on, hold on, got stuff
going on? I got you, Gerald?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
You there, I am Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I got you now, buddy. All have to do was
turn you on, turn you up, now, turn you loose.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
They she make those buttons in different sizes.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Shut up, not you, Gerald, that's talking to take her. Yeah,
she's gonna be talking in minutes. You pay attention, You
agree or disagree with our girl, Marcy. Get two bells
before two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You know how to play, buddy? All right? You've got Marcy? Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What do female moths do? When she wants to attract
a mate?
Speaker 7 (01:41):
She leaves her front porch light on like all of us,
but she will let off a cent.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
She lets off a cent.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
She's smelly.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Gerald, what do you think, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I will agree and.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
That is yeah. How about that?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It could be around alike that they come here, let
me smell you. You know how you met your wife.
They won't put bail down.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, all right, tayl According to a quote from the
late Betty White, there are some things that, like love,
should be done and not talked about.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Laundry? Your laundry, Get it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Done, laundry. What do you know? What do you think, Gerald?
Do you agree or disagree? I will disagree and disagree
with laundry. Well, that was the answer, was acting acting,
(02:56):
let's do it. You're doing, not talk about it.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yeah, well you know Jered.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
One twenty dollars worth of Bull's not cleaning product his
head down in Hollywood for.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
You, Yes, sir, I was going to mention.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Peter had mentioned on one of her segments about the
Impertainment News about the movie coming up about the Unbreakable Kid.
And I don't know if your listeners may be interested,
but the mom of the kids actually went to King's
(03:32):
Mountain Hospital. I'm from King's Not I know that original.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
So she's a North Carolina girl. She is all right,
eat thank you for knowing me.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Know Dayna, you've always wanted a correspondent from Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Here's Gerald. Yeah, tell Carolina you're hard. Real good work, buddy.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Thank you for that updated awesome. Also, just to let
you be out, no first time calling, and I've been
I've been missing you guys about nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Eighty oh ma'am when we got into town.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Long time catching Gerald. Thank you, Boddy. I We're gonna
jump out, catch you.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Up on your news, no matter how the president is
you hung around or am I with a smile on
your ways. On the other side, good wanna makes on
(05:02):
the radio, and then the Leftover going on about Game
of Thrones on Friday with State in History.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
And the Man and Tarmack.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You thought about it, no guessing? All right, all right,
take your money.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm from asterious visitor from the East. Let him in.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again fire
mysterious visitor from the East. They all seeing, all knowing
and former team gynecologists own basketball wives.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Tarmack the Magnificent.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
I almost filed for disability after that.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Tarmack, I holding my hands the envelopes as a child
of four complaintly see these envelopes are hermetically sealed. They've
been kept in the Mana's jar and Terry Hansen's underwear dwarfs.
It's noon yesterday. Oh, no one knows the contents of
these envelopes, but you and your mystical and Semata Hanway
will ascertain the answers to these questions, having never before
(06:00):
were seeing the questions?
Speaker 11 (06:01):
Are you ready sure?
Speaker 10 (06:02):
Let's golope number one? Z Max z Max? What size
yoga pants? Does Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Belope? Number two?
Speaker 12 (06:24):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (06:25):
It's just me that okay?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I see.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Here we go, Mother of Dragons?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Mother of Dragons?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
What does John Snow say when he hits his thumb
with a hammer?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Novelope number three.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Aladdin, hell Boy and Black Klansman.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Aladdin, hell Boy and Black Klansman's.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Name three unused booger branch nicknames.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Ovelobe number four.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
Man woman Wild Man Woman Wild? How would the Hulk
describe Caitlin Jenner on spring break in Cancun? He talks
a little funny See.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What I.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Was good there?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Word?
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Ovelope number five A Dog's journey, A dog's journeys name
a rock band with Steve Perry and a cocker spaniel.
I tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I word obolobe number.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Six, two thousand nineteen, two thousand nineteen. How many facelifts
has Madonna had?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
This guy knows what I knows? I'm alone? Number seven.
Speaker 13 (08:09):
A O c j f k l m f A
O ao c j f k l m f A.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
How would Mike Tyson sing the Mickey Mouse Club theme song?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You big and tarmac guy holding my hands?
Speaker 11 (08:35):
The final almelo?
Speaker 10 (08:41):
Well, why don't y'all run up an alley and holler?
Fish next to Barney fight from.
Speaker 13 (08:50):
Here we go?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
All right, Mama Mia, Here we go again.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Mama Mia, Here we go again.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
What does John Boy say after he eats bad Italian?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Fo'? Sorry?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Back the morning big shows on the radio. Let's see
(09:40):
what's going on in Temptation Tailor?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Man, Hey, it's hard all my life on a fight
about it?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No man, John Bonbeller here?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Wait? Say there you they? Oh Harry Knuckles driving? I
was sorry, I ain't got one in me today?
Speaker 13 (09:58):
What man?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You sound kind of weird?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, I'm trying to hold it down. Some half of
us is still asleep. Here in the motel room.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Motel room, but we called the trailer.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, I got the trailer number, call forwarded to that
track phone. Y'all give me for Christmas? Yeah, men, Debart's
hold up with a big bunch of boys down to Daytona. Whoa, Oh,
I ain't told y'all yet. Delbert's uncle Buck died.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh man, sorry to hear that. So y'all down for the.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Funeral shooting now we're not here for speed Week and
wa can afford it this year because uncle Buck left
Debert a whole bunch of money.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
How much?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Twenty thousand dollars? Man, that's what never said? Me and
him closed up the body shout for the month and
brung the whole crew down here for a little four
week celebration.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Four weeks yow.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, we figured we'd need some time to sober up
before we drive back home. It's been running kindly hard.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
Oo.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
How you feeling this morning?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Nah too, hadn't hurt me a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Who all you got with you?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well, it's me and Delbort, Twitch, Gooch, Ward Hog, trigger Arti,
Marty and Bondo bas Well.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Y'all hate some colorful nicknames on a man won't you.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Hey, You should hear some of the ones in this
bunch we hooked up with from Hueytown, Alabama down here.
In fact, by half of them is landing on the
floor here right now. I see there's one that called Teeney.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Let me get us. He's probably a good size boy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, six eight clocks in about three fifty. It's cat's
a monster. Oh and there's old g Hall g Hall.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
For some reason, this old boy just loves in some
rap music, all that fitty sent math. But he said drumbest,
why is looking goober? You ever seen you live? It's
just like old Junior samples. So they named him g Hall.
He can be kind of a jackass too, so it
works on more than one level. Man Land right next
to him, it's his brother.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
P did he does he like rap music too?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's got him a little blighter control rot. Oh and
there's old skid Mark.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Whoa, I hope that's a drives real fast thing.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
No, it's an underwear. Who's that under coffee table over?
Oh that's old Lone Nute loan.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Nud huh kind of crazy keeps to himself.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, we is all lit up one night last week
they throwed us out of the track for fight. This
boy blue Hot tried to climb back over the fence
and whoop the security guard when he got there. The
front of his breeches hung up when he's going over.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
The top there and I think we get So where's Delbert?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh he's down the hall with this wild little unity
hooked up with the other night.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh yeah, well who is she?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I can't remember her real name? And old Teeny from
the Hugetown Boys calls her butterface.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Butterface? Now why is that?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
He says? Everything? Beat her looks good? Butterface? Hit it again?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Man, I gavelive you're awake talking to him as early.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh it ain't no big deal. I had to get
up anywhere to throw up again. Hey listen, you're gonna
see Gabbert later on. Yeah, well, well you tell him.
I said, you know what you mean? Y'all came straight up.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I got you good more than everybody more Big Show?
Come hang where you are?
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Yo? What's up?
Speaker 11 (13:04):
This is Ike And for all of five wild Onie
you need on all.
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Things red neck.
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Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (13:17):
I listened to something else my own self. But white
boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Never mind, he's out.
Speaker 14 (13:42):
And and and and.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Morning.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
This big showing the radio rolling.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Through your Monday.
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Dog down the patio. Ain't gonna be long on springtime.
F here with Mayde through that lizard last week. So
we're good to go.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Grubby old man about ready, Big Show rolls home.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Good morning, it's.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
On the radio where we're talking about Friday game of
throwing man was not locked battle hot baby dog riding
the fire breathing dragon.
Speaker 11 (15:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You see a movie on that show too, will you?
I like Jason Momoa.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I didn't understand what he was saying, but he looked
he looked mean and dirty, and.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
When we were talking about us, you'll have this and
brought out the haters.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Flibbery flu I'm old and I hate game of throw.
In my day, we didn't have no sword swinging nerd walking,
dragon lyon, backstabbing, medieval inbreeding nerd or gasamin gobbledegook. When
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I was a boy, we had twenty seven kinfolk in
a knockdown, drag out bare knuckle brew haha over who
got to use the family's very first indoor crapper.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
That was our gamer Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Of Thrones, all made up by some fat Gazon named
George r.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
H Matt, you know what the R stands for?
Speaker 12 (16:36):
Really?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Round a great big suet dumpling in a morth eaton
Greek fisherman's hat.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
Such a term. His roommate was probably Dick Gregory, look
it up.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
So there he is sitting in his house, probably because
he couldn't get out.
Speaker 11 (16:56):
The door, and he thinks to himself.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Hmmm, since I'm too lazy to work for a living,
I think I'll write a big steam and pilot crap
and if it really really sucks, maybe they'll put it
on the TV. And not only is he too lazy
to work, he's a lazy writer. Hey, I'll name the
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dragon drogon Way to Go Tubby? Why don't you name
the horse Schmors and the dogs small and the cat smat.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Wiggledy Diggley dumpty doo.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Look at me, I'm a human iceberg with more chins
than a Chinese phone book, cranking out the biggest nerd
bible since Lord of the Rings. All the nerd chicks
leave me the key to their motel room. Too bad,
I can't find my junk. They'll have to love me
for my mind. All hail the King of the losers.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
And we liked it, We loved it.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
We got illegal scrambling over the border like rats.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
We got rampage and corruption in the FBI.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
We got drooling, trembling democrats trying to sabotage our way
of life.
Speaker 11 (18:13):
And what are the.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Countries enlightened geniuses worried about? We want to redo one
season eight? Well, someone grafted that depends. We got a
full blown crisis on our hands. Imagine grown adults having
hissy fits because they didn't like how a TV show
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turned out.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Writing letter isn't subed in the streets.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Before you know it, they'll do the same thing when
they don't like how an election turns out. Oop's too late.
We tried to get a redo on the seventh grade.
When Missus Muckwether failed us all, we cried foul, but
she wouldn't listen.
Speaker 11 (18:59):
So when the middle of the.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Night, we egged a house, and before we could take
a dump on a front porch, she caught us. She
tied us up in the barn and put honey on
our private parts. Then she turned loose Brutus, the giant
snaggletooth bore hog, and he had a sweet tooth, and
he gnawed our privates off, and we all became eunuchs
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and joined a cult.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
And when the mother ships didn't show up to pick
us up, we all drank spike kool aid and wound
up in hell.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
And that joke was on us because Brutus had passed
away too, and we spent eternity with him munching on
our jumbles, pinkledd poo poop, Papa Jack, look at me,
I'm a hillppilly cry baby with a crotch like a
ken doll. Going to spelling class in Satan's eternal summer school.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Doing a book report on Game of Thrones, and we
liked it. We locked it.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Dragons Dragons, the only thing dumber than dragons is a pale,
flat chested, homely wallflower who has him as up pants.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
The only thing we had close to a fire breathing
dragon was.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
When old man kirk and smelt his cows got into
the cabbage patch. Oh, we'd wait a day until the
stink of rotten eggs overpowered the smell of honeysuckle, and
we'd sneak out into the pasture with a box of
wooden kitchen matches. And when Old Bessie would raise her
tail to cut the cheese, we'd light a match and
hold it next to a pucker biscuit. She'd boot and
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shoot a blue flame like the Bye God Batmobile, and we'd.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Laugh and laugh.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
But one day it was the perfect storm.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
The cows were too close together, and when the first
heifer foughted, it scared the others and they fought it too.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
Oh the humanity.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
The chain reaction caused the cows to explode after the other,
blowing up like bovine land mines. There was a square
mile covered covered in top round and cud.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
But we were too close to the explosions and.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
We blowed up too, goober guts flying through the air
like fleshy fireworks. The locals swarmed the field like bloodthirsty badgers,
picking up anything red, but they couldn't tell the beef
from the butt heads.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Next thing, you know, me and my friends with a blue.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Plate special and greasy gusses stink old.
Speaker 11 (21:29):
Diner skippity dood to the ding dang doodle.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Look at me, I'm a backward simpleton, light cow farts
and popping like a tick. Now I'm sitting on a
pickle wearing a sesame seed bunovercoat.
Speaker 11 (21:42):
Ding ding border up and we like it. We loved it.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Oh crappled d apple, I hate gave throats.
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Speaker 11 (22:23):
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We've been to Buckingham, Paler, Game of Drones, Swerving and
the lame Robert o'keeen mad Max made the scene earlier
this morning.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Got a lot going on every day.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
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big shows dot Com clicking on their contest fun do
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Speaker 2 (23:22):
Make that happen to Lindena. I had everybody's head.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I buy the bat A word of the word, any
word lechmeter contestants. We got Kenneth from Lexington, Tennessee. Good morning, Kenneth, walk.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Is Kenneth t mass Sir Jack all right there.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Then we got Harold out of rock Hill, South Carolina.
Good morning, Harold, Good morning, Johnny, Good morning, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Boys, welcome all right.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Looked like Tater and Harold on one side, John and
Kenneth on the other way.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Jackie's got us.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Here more.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Bo there's two rounds that say we can do howl?
Do you like me? And Kenneth for the first thirty seconds?
Are you ready? Kenneth? All right?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Starting the clock Now when eggs spoil you say this, Hey,
that's a blank egg?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
You play a sport with.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
This, either a foot blank or a basket blank? What
is it? Yeah? Hunt rhymes with it. Place a phone?
Uh huh rhymes with it. Be careful, don't.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Trip and yeah rhymes with it. Don't run until the blank.
Hit the blank.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, a rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Go down.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
There'sday Buzzard no Quinn saying whatever you're saying.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
But we didn't catch it. Oh he did say, Okay,
I get that out of the way.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
Good.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
We don't want them to be rhyming all the way through.
So five on the board. Good work, buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Now Harold and Tayter, are you ready Harold?
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Okay, still rhyming and go wow.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
He is six foot blank. Yes, rhymes with it. You
put a horse in one of these or yes, rhymes
with it. A baby will do this before he walks.
Huh you blank, it's a truck you hire you Yes,
rhymes with it. A bar blank, it's a fight.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
A bar.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Yes, okay, not rhyming. You might put this on your
floor in the bathroom. It's called what.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Rude?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
No, no, don't say anything else because you boys and
girl boy girl? So are you put a five on
the board. So it's five to five? Here we go,
chuck on round two? All right, Kenneth, Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yes, picking up on that last one. Ready, go put
it on the floor. Fancy bathroom? What not a rug?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Not a rug, it's not a hardwood floor. It's what
it lit down. Come on, man, what do you got
in your bathroom? Kitchen stairs?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
God?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
What?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yes, all right now this is a fancy band that
you conduct.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Conduct what the big go to the con yes? Uh huh,
all right, you drink one of these. That's a chocolate.
It's my favorite. There's like, yes, sorry, that's.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
My favorite drink.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Wait to know about me?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Kill uh man a hard three hard three on the
five eight score. So Harold and Tator three will tie
force overtime four will win it.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Are you ready? Come on, come on, Tator, let's go
and go.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Crafting is what it's a there's a it's a you
know you do it on the side. It's something you enjoy.
It's not work, it's you piddle around and do it.
It's your Yes, this person checks you out at h
in the grocery store or at a you know, a
blank of courts is also a person, you know, go
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to the checkout blank? Who was helping you? Who was
the No? But it's the person is the person?
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Not enough winds.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
That you give a clue?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
No, no, no, So kenn of just want to heck up.
Do you know what the word was? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
The lady that.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
A clue?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Ryl harrold Uh yeah, well Harrol's been trying to get
him for the last thirty seconds. Where you been, baby,
Harold had the last forty five seconds?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Well, just tell him it was it was clerk clerk.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
I was thinking of Blake.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Clerk. Of course you had that. Yeah you did well,
I was cashier.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Was its been hand grenaise of horseshoes you might have
been doing?
Speaker 12 (28:32):
Hey, Johnny, let me let me tell you something right quick.
All right, A long time listener, first time caller.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
All right, just getting for Harold the.
Speaker 12 (28:41):
First the first day that you were on air, we
started tuning in. Uh, you kept promising us it was
going to get better. It was going to get better. Well,
I'm telling him it got better. And we love you.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
We love you guys awesome. Man, when do we turn
the corner? I know, hit Charley about nineteen eighty.
Speaker 12 (29:03):
Nineteen eighty Billy's first day was you were by yourself.
Billy had a prior commitment, uh, and he wasn't there
the first day. You were by yourself. That was what
the reason for all the promises.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I can say that bad because I was a nighttime
this jockey. I never worked in the morning. Yet I
do the graveyard ship.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
But what got for the sun?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
They ain't gonna be hunting nothing.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
And I've been listening to you ever since.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
All story.
Speaker 12 (29:33):
We used to we used to drive this to work,
Charlotte go to work with two other fellas. The funniest
thing that ever happened, and I don't remember who was
on there was you and somebody else on the phone.
We had mountain dew, coffee and milk coming out of
our noses. We were laughing so hard and it hadn't
stopped yet.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
We love you, guys awesome. We appreciate that, buddy. Good
to have have y'all out there. Man and Ken of us.
All right, you ain't got a gush. You just get
Jackie your dress and you got your prize bake going on.
Speaker 13 (30:05):
Hey, I feel the same way a way that guy.
Speaker 12 (30:08):
Up to.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Get a room.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Good morning, got the bigs on the radio. It is
Big Request time.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Canderground from Ango.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Chris Taylor. Hey, y'all is there from Reverend Billy Ray.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You got it?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Chris coming up next. Good morning, Big Joe's on the radio.
(30:57):
Ben Request time. See that's what's been in my head.
I'll domind. I just finally let it out.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Kind aground Fromongo Regress this morning, Chris Taylor here go.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Belly, and good
morning to all our beloved friends. Are turn radio land,
says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the Frontage Road. You know, friends, when you're
trying to run a church, you get a lot of
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people trying to sell you all kind of stuff, Bibles
and new hymn books and special videos and whatnot. Feller
come by the church bell another day, trying to sell
some new translation of the Bible. They just come out with.
Now any of y'all know me. No, I don't use
nothing but the good old King James version because it
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was good enough for the Apostle Paul, I figure, it's
good enough for me. I don't go for none of
this NIV newly inspired version. Miss. Now, this old boy,
says Preacher, This here is a very latest thing in Bibles.
I said, well, son, my Bible says there ain't nothing
new under the sun. He says, no, No. What I
(32:25):
mean is this Bible makes the Bible more accessible to
modern people. You know, we kind of nicknamed it the
inclusive Bible. It uses what you call gender neutral pronouns,
so nobody will feel left out. For example, instead of
our Father, it refers to God as our heavenly parents.
(32:49):
I said, we hell, now, ain't that special? Does it
kiss up to the drunkards and the sodomites in the
Lebanese two? Oh, and I'd like to hear that today, beloved.
But I've just about had it with folks is trying
to compromise and modernize the Word of the Lord. I
don't care nothing about being modern. If it says he
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in the original text, it needs to say he but
when you start paraphrasing and gender neutralizing, pretty soon you
don't word down the truth and turned it into a lie.
For you know it, something like the Lord's prayer gets
to twisted up you can't even recognize. It. Sounds like
he is our father or mother who aren't in heaven,
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or maybe just out in nature, or maybe just in
our own human spirit. Hallard be thy name, of course,
not anymore Hallard than any of the other gods and
all the other fine religions out there. Thy kingdom come,
or thy queendom or whatever, Thy will be done, as
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long as it don't conflict. But what I've already decided
to do anyway on as it is in heaven, or
if everything's all just a big illusion, like some folks says,
maybe it's just in the great cosmic mind. Let's see
where we're Oh, yeah, give us this day our daily bread,
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most likely from the government who knows what's good for
us way better than we do. And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespassed against us all. But
since trespasses is kind of mean sounding and judgmental, let's
not worry about all and lead us not in the temptation.
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We can find it just fine by ourselves, but deliver
us from evil unless she ain't into the whole good
and evil thing. For mine is the Kingdom, More power
and glory to me forever and ever. Oh you know what, Lord,
On second thought, that's way too long. Let's just do
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the short version. Me me, me, me me, Amen. There
you go. Friends. Now, if you walk the truth straight up,
no chaser, you need to come on down and see
us this week for a special series of no nonsense
tent meetings entitled You're going to Hell and we can help.
At the Sword of Joshua Independent Photogoshpoor Pentecosture Assembly just
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off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. It
says the Reverend Billy Ray Collins or miningis it's time
to turn so you don't burn John Boye Billy y'all
keep them straight up.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
By good morning, makes us on the radio sad kicking
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off your work weak.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Up with us.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
About splains, mister Taggart, I'm say.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
All right.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Final segment is ever featured track for The Big Show.
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Speaker 10 (36:32):
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Speaker 8 (36:38):
No, no, no where in able a five minutes show.
Just just just stare up. Hey all, that's the raverer
On today's show. We'd like to welcome a very special guest.
Where's that card?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh? You here?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Entertainment guru Martha Stewart is America's best known expert on
home entertainment, but her sister is an expert in her
own right, and her new book is called one hundred
and one Free and Nearly Free Household Hints. Please welcome
to my special guest, Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Well, thank you, Bob. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
No problem. You want some of the drink?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Do you have any dry white wines?
Speaker 8 (37:15):
I look like I have any dry white wines? How
about a shot a gentleman jack? No thanks, I'm having
me a taste.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
My goodness, that's an awfully big taste.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
I'm a big boy. So anyways, what's this new book
of yours about?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Well, Bob, my famous sister Martha sometimes gets accused of
being a little elaborate in some of her household projects.
I meanwhile, it was always the more practical one in
the family.
Speaker 8 (37:45):
You a little bit better looking as she is.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Thanks anyway, This book is a collection of some of
my favorite handy household tips that'll cost you practically nothing.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Speaking of free, you're sure you don't want some of this?
Speaker 11 (38:00):
No things?
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Well suit yourself more for me? So did I ask
you about the book?
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Yes? You did?
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Oh yeah, household hen so uh lays on all us?
Speaker 16 (38:16):
Well, I'd be happy to now. We all love golden
brown pancakes at breakfast time. And if you use a
turkey baster to squeeze the batter onto the hot griddle,
you'll have perfectly shaved pancakes every time.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
How bout the frozen ones? You put it in a microwave.
The hardest part of that is you get them out
of plastic bag. What's next?
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Well, if you're having a hard boiled egg with that breakfast,
an easy way to prevent your eggshells from cracking is
to add a pinch of salt to the water before boiling.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
What difference does it make if they cracked and you're
gonna take the shells off anyway? Come on, what else
you got?
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Well, as long as we're boiling water on the stove,
here's a tip for perfect corn on the cop We
can add a pinch of sugar to the water while
cooking sugar huh, and it helps bring out the corn's
natural sweetness.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
The only kind of corn eyebot comes in a can. Well,
speaking of corn, let's get a little bit.
Speaker 16 (39:13):
Here, Bob, you might want to take it. Take it a
little easy there.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Don't you worry about me, sweeth hunt, I was knocking
these back when you were still in diapers. Press on,
press on?
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Okay, do you ever get headaches?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Well, here's a handy hent kind of fresh lime in
half and rumb it on your forehead. Believe it or not,
it really works.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
A lime Yeah, bake face full of lime, juice running
down your eyes. You know you feel good. I'll make
you forget all about the rest of.
Speaker 12 (39:50):
Your head hurt.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
Always just use a little hair of a dog here. Oh,
by the way, we have a little party with the
crew after we wrap the show up. Here you'll stick around.
Speaker 16 (40:05):
Actually, I've got an early flight out. I should probably
go straight back to the hotel.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Hey, you got any tips for cleaning up broken glass?
Speaker 7 (40:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
No, well, what good are you?
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Excuse me?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Oh? Nothing? So anyway, I broke my glass, so anyways,
I would like to think of my special guest, Patrick Stewart,
the author of one hundred and one Dalmatians. This is
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Rayful peace out.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Oh good Bob, hell Bob? Are you okay? Bob hey?
Could we get a couple of you guys to put
it back on the couch over there.
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