February 26, 2025 • 43 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has a new edition of Tatertainment News - along with What to Watch.. - We’ve got a couple of failed attempts to resurrect The Odd Couple.. - and we attempt to salute Johnny Cash - by mocking him.. - Marvin Webster has the details on a homemade hallucinogenic made with fermented human waste.. - Somebody requested a list of things that tick Jeff Pillars off.. - and Gary Busey leaves Yelp reviews for clowns…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good Morning Make Show. It's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
John Moy's Wonderful Thing Giveaway number one hundred and thirty two,
that barely used ball cat with an NR Golden Eagles
lapel pen stunck where the original art was before it
fell off.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It was not abused, it was just going from heat
to cold cheap. I think that's that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hat were as well with that NRA PN who check
it out and get your name in the hat when
you go to the Big Show dot com. I wish
I had one for it, every one of you. Well
to just have one, okay, okay, all right, back to
Jeff Gordon in the bathroom in minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All right, back to the regular Big show stuff. Here
we're rolling old.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Good Morning Big Shows on already already stand by to
explain Jeff Gordon in the bathroom, y'all. All right, y'all,
flip a coin. I will tell you a meantime. The
prize pack that we will play for when we play
Beat the Blonde in minutes, one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull Snot cleaning products. You can find bull
Snot at truck stops so across America. A download that
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bull snot app when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Just go go on the battle right there? All right,
So I just kidding you all, I gotta do that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yesterday we had Rick Flair in the bathroom as we was,
you know, enjoying Rick Flair's birthday, the Nats looking himself for.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Affecting his styling and profiling. Woo uh huh. Well he
wasn't the first one of our friends that we called
in the bathroom. Yes, remember back of the Daytona five
hundred happens to be one of them that our buddy
Jeff Gordon won.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This was right before some wherever.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The Rainbow bathroom too.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Sometimes ys a place.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
All those crazy Earnhart fans don't get in your face.
Some way out in.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The rain looky.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Garage, there's a guy who.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Will stay and not.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Go to work for Dodge.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Some i'ms you take it on the team. You have
to suck it up and grin and bad. Next thing
you know, your old teammates have gone to work for
Robert Gates and all day.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Some all Rainbow.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
If you look, there's a lace where teams stay together.
Oh well, I've still got brother. If other guys who
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race can be always together.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
While man.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Man get a moment alone.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Good times die y'all. Well, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Come on for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls.
Not one, ain't a hundred bigs? Sure you told free line.
We'll get a contestant. Play next, Good Morning, Big shows on.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
The radio, More year.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Super No, It's.
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Home Day, My Home Outfeel.
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Nobody, next feature track for the Big Show, mid Box
un In terms of the diary of Gary Busey and
clowns and yelp reviews, you like it, and there's words
Yelp hit the bed boks have to make sure when
not coming right now?
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How do you beat the block? Let's me not contested,
Jackie school me.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Oh my man?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right here, it's Beauregard ripping from Tupelo, Mississippi's that girl?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Hey, Beauregard.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I gonta know it?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Baul Regard come here? Lord? Hey then boat? All right,
well you were ready.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Our girl Marcy Peter Moran, the girl with two right hands.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
That's where you can make a rapication hand.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I like the way he talks.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Well, last tight's question, you agree to disagree your two
bells for two buzzers, and you win.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't think he's out of a material yet. Afraid
the workshop.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
And so as we go, look this, hey, look at
this book The Joy of Sex.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You've seen that one before, Beaureguard. Well I got it,
got it on the night. Well, I'm asking right now.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
According into the book The Joy of Sex, getting something
is probably the most important thing to learn about sex.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Getting what, getting on with it? Getting comfortable, Getting comfortable
most important.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That's the most important thing, Beauregard.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
We're looking back in your experiences raf afterwards.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But I'm gonna have to disagree.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You disagree with that?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, I need a judge is ruling Randy because the
answer is relaxed.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, I know he's incorrect.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Relaxes is a state of comfortable, comfortable as a state
of body.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
So he was right to disagree.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Beauregard was right to rest agree. All right, there you go,
All right, Beauregard. Look at you?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh where we go? Didn't you have the thumb to
that page? I notice? There you go.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, Well, let's say we're gonna win here, Tayer.
According to a survey by Merriam Webster, what are the
most thoroughly disapproved of word in the English language, and.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Then it would be biden. I agree, most disapproved of
word in the English language. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Y'all says to a couple of Southerners here, Beauregard, do
you agree or disagree with y'all?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Who else?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Seeing where I'm from, I'm gonna have to disagree?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And that was the thing.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
To you.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, they say the word is ain't.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Ain't that was a true question.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Ain't looked like termite.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Boul Regard ripping from two below Mississippi table. You might
won't have to set in with you.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Time.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We're going to shut out. Yeah, I was hoping you would.
You go ahead, right, I need.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
To shout out Danny, Joe, Ted, Jean, Sammy, Joe, John, David, Joe, Dog,
Jimmy Dale, and Bob.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Here, Mama, Mo's run out the words good work, Well,
Bob's are coking, Yankee. Everybody down here has two names.
You might shout out one more time, Beauregard.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
Ah, we got Danny, Joe, Ted, Jean, Samon, Joe, John, David, Joe, Dog,
Jimmy Dale, and Bob.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Have you listening?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's Beauregard ripping from too well, old Mississippi.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
It has been my pleasure again.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It's Beauregard Bogar Rippy. Good day to you and yours.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Me and mine, four fingers and the thumb waving bye bye.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
This guy needs a c BE radio. I bet he's
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
All right, We're gonna jump out, cut you up on
your news. Right on the other side. Continue to Johnny
cash birthday celebration.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Bell Silver's got a top ten twenty minutes. Good morning,
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it's a.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Big showing the radio in a Junior Nation band and
celebrating Johnny Cash for years.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
What would have been his birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Let's do thism married to a problem of the time, Ladies, gentlemen, the.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Junior Nation Band presents another tear jerker rip from the
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When you get hit with credit fraud.
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Speaker 2 (14:24):
Good morning, and that's a big show on the radio
for your Wednesday, February twenty six.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Hello, friends and neighbors. It's me Bill Silver's feeling mirthful, exuberant,
and slightly nauseous from some bad flan.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
But I'm here nonetheless, And in.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Case you haven't been paying attention, Slow Joe has left
the building, but not before issuing pardons to everyone, including
the hamburglar. Yes, he lost his mind long ago, and
now he's wandered off looking for it. We wish him
the best, not really, And also added to the scrap
heap of history is good old cackling Kamala. Now I
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know I speak for a majority of America when I
say thank God. And while Trump layeth the smacketh down,
Kamala has to cope with getting her butt handed to her.
And that's a two handed job for sure. But how
is she coping? Where to go for counsel? Who who
would have any experience dealing with losing to Donald Trump
(15:22):
in such a humiliating fashion. That's right, Heifer, Hillary. But
what advice could Hillary offer to the new loser? I'm
glad you are from the home office. In Nancy Pelosi's
emergency vodka closet had spared denser and botox vaults. Comes
Today's top ten list. The top ten bits of advice
(15:43):
Hillary gave to Kamala on how to deal with losing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Number ten.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Go on a shopping spree for new pantsuits. Number nine,
punch her husband.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Number eight.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Spend four years blaming Russia.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Number seven.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Go to Sam's and stock up on box wine. Number six.
Start a new scam charity box whine ain't cheap. Number five,
develop a new laugh please. Number four. Write a book
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no one will buy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Number three.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Get rid of anything that is orange. Number two, destroy
the evidence. And the number one bit of advice Hillary
gave ta Kamala on dealing with losing deny any and
all personal responsibility for being a clueless and unlikable hag
that only dopes would vote for.
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Oh yeah, on the birthdays we've been celebrating today. I
didn't mention Michael Bolton is seventy two. Mitch Ryder Besting
over Devil with the Blue Dress on us. The first
single I listened to was a forty five and my sister.
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Got ever with the blue blue Dress on.
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My twig was being bent right around this time in Graham,
North Carolina. Well, I mean my beard growing up the
trees in the radio business a metaphor.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Ho, yes, this is what it was, so.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Look around to Oh yes, Tony Randall part of the
Odd Couple with Vincent. Really good here the big show?
What about one hundred and five? Let's celebrate with our
own Carl Childer.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
The Millsburg Community Theater, in cooperation with a Greater Arkansas
Mental Health Institute, presents the Broadway hit The Odd Couple
like you've never seen it before.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
I'm coming, I'm coming your horses.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Archery, dum dumping, damn door? Who is he?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
It's really core dump? Oh give me out again on
the door, moving with you all.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right, Dan.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Broadway's timeless classic The Odd Couple live on stage, starring
Carl Childers as that lovable irascible slab Oscar Madison and
Doyle Hargraves as the prissy, finnicky Neatnick Felix Hunger Hey
Auscar no offense. But what the hell's going on in
your bedroom?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
It looks all right to me. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Laundromat, blow up in there? You ever do the wash?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yes, sir, well it's not January yet.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Don't miss the Odd Couple. They'll play that asks a question.
Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each
other crazy? Going at three o'clock in the morning, we're
out of clorox?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Get some tomorrow? How you doing the hammer?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
I just woke up a holding in your.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Weird little shausted. I don't get your Hurry down to
the Millsburg Little Theater to see the Odd Couple, with
special guest appearance by mister Sulu as Murray the Cop.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Here you go, Murray.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Brown sandwiches, Mmm, and grain sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
What are the green sandwiches?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
A lot of real new cheese, a real old potted meat.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh my, it's the final weekend to see Carl Childs
and Doyle Hargraves in The Odd Couple. Look here, man,
if I'm gonna throw my LifeWay cooking and cleaning for you,
we're gonna.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Get some stripes.
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I hate you.
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I hate you.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Tell you something, No, I don't I Love Your Partner.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Tickets available now at Bill Cox's Small Motor Repair, Bucci's
Dollar Store, and the Frosty Green. Be sure to see
the odd couple.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'm studying on kidding you, Oscar, you better.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Get your ambulance and a herst before it's too late.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I hope the dough.
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the nest of Taylor team and you what two watch?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Here's Marcy taytor More.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Let's see what everybody was watching at the box office
this past weekend. Captain America, Brave New World hung on
to the top spot at the box office. It did
drop in money about sixty eight percent, but it's still
stayed at number one. The Monkey horror flick based on
a Stephen King short story, opened up in second place.
Paddington in Peru dropped from second to third place, dog
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Man Animated remained in fourth place, while the Chinese animated
fantasy Nesa two came in fifth place. I'm not sure
if I'm saying that right, but you know, you see it.
Nisa nis a ha, nis a ha, God bless you.
What's out this Friday? Last Breath starring Woody Harrelson, Finn Cool,
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simew You Lee. It's a drama thriller, and it recounts
the harrowing yet ultimately inspiring true story of saturation divers
who showed extreme bravery and selflessness in the face of
unthinkable danger. So back in twenty twelve, the team traveled
hundreds of feet below the ocean's surface. That already gives
me the hebgens on a routine expedition when a computer
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air disrupted their ship and severed one of the diver's
connection to the oxygen, electricity and unication. So it's uh yeah,
So it's a thriller. When they go down, try to
get them coming.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Now was this true story?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
True story that happened in twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's right, okay, I do so wow.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Okay there's a documentary as well on Netflix about the
same story, Last Breath, So.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I see, you know it's it's like, it's like remember
the Perfect Storm, based on the under a Gale who
went out in a bad storm and sunk and lost
all the crew. Like I was looking forward to that
movie just to see the waves and the ocean on
a huge screen like that.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
But you know I didn't like it because you knew
what was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
They turn around, go back, you wantch a loser, j
angle maker.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You couldn't get emotionally involved. So it sounds like this, wow,
what a what a bummer? I mean, what is the
You don't if you don't know the outcome, you're perfect?
Speaker 12 (24:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right? Fine, that all does all right?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
I know I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
I just said it was it was a herrowing. I
didn't say that. They got with just minutes to spare
until Lemons. It's one of the divers perished Alcock and
yous I can't say her name. You also risked their
own lives to save a colleague, Okay, so I'm still saying.
I'm not saying they risked their own lives to save
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a colleague.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
The story came out, Okay, but I will not.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Fine, Glad you're not on the publicity team for this friend. Hey,
go see to see what he Harrell said.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
I see you on like Rogers and what do you
think about it?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
John?
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Don't go see Lion King?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Awesome of this Friday? My Dead friend Zoe Oh God
as Ed Harrison Morgan Freeman and this one is a
comedy drama. Engaged in a mysterious relationship with her dad
best friend from the army, a female Afghanistan veteran comes
head to head with her Vietnam VET grandfather at the
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family's ancestral lakehouse. It's a comedy. What to watch on TV?
Gutfeld Apparently it's very popular if you look at Variety Magazine,
Boy of Late Night, now King of Late Night. The
gut Feld Show is at ten pm Fox.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
News, So I tell you how bad is it? Like?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
The Fox News a news channel has a hives rated
Late Joe because of those unfunny idiots?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Hey did he text me goes?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Look go ahead there all the ABC's he was whoever,
you'all go ahead and have Elizabeth warrenold this show again.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, Oh she's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Maybe shehould dress up like Pocahonta says to do something
that's funny. All right, we'll take you tying you about
fish baby?
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Yeah, well I think I'll end on that.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
All right, all right, baby, Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Let's play wordy word I let's go one night, hundred
big show.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Man,
we are tired.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, we's got mons to go with our requested bit
of the morning, our featured track, Gary Buse entering to
his diarrade, and right now it's plain.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
I had everybody's head about the bad no berdy.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Where that word anywhere. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
We got Robert from Mount Airy, Georgia.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
All right, Robert, all right here from down collars.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Get it out with Robert. Alright, the line seven. We
got Dustin out of two below Mississippi. Good morning, Dustin,
Good morning morning.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
How y'all do We're.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
All good, alright, Dad, Georgia versus Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Here on wordy word.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Boys too, like minded big show listeners. Robert, Dustin, Dustin,
there's Robert.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
All right, all right, that's me. That's me, So here
we go.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
All right, all right, Taylor and Dustin are gonna relax
here for the first thirty seconds. See if me and
Robert and put some points on the board.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
All right, Oh are you ready? Robert?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I am okay starting the clock now. That's so heavy.
I couldn't even blanket like push it, like just move it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Okay, the zop zops opt.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
We had technical problems on the side here me and
Jackie on the side of when you're just sitting there, resting.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Not doing anything. Remember that? Yeah, I got it. So
here we go. Gee, I guess we want to throw
that word out. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay, now we won't. Then this is a hard word. Robert,
all right, okay, here we go. It's everything set you
ready this time? Okay, start the clock now? Okay, so heavy,
I can't even blanket no, not not push, not pull,
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just it wouldn't blank Oh he's so he's just yes,
all right, okay, without you're the hot blank of a crime.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You don't have this, uh, just a single word of
you committed a crime. A jury found.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You, beauty, Okay, go use that.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
No, the word was guilt. And I don't know if
you're always gonna be picky like you. Okay, all right?
And there was a buzzer during all that. So a
two on the board, Robert. Let's see maybe Tayter and
Dustin we'll get some karma going on him.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Besides me, I noticed that.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
I was, what are you doing over there?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Here we go? All right? All right, Dustin, here you go, buddy,
here's your chance. Start the clock now, all right.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
At the bank, you can make a withdrawal or you
can make a what a deposit?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Right?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
The opposite of right is left? Okay, yes, there you go. Smart.
During football, this is the show in the middle. It's
called the what top? Uh huh? You you blank? Water?
You put it in your mouth? Yep, when it rains,
you might step in a mud. Blank. This is a
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baby dog. It's called a puppy.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Wow, that was a little more excited. But you did
this cool. Oh, that's that's great, puppy. All right.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
A sex on the board. I was like playing the
sesame street. Bring big Bird out here in a minute.
So Robert, me and you need a lot of points.
I've worked on them psychologically as much as I can.
So it's up to me and you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
All right, okay, okay, all right, start.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
The clock now a TV game show. The blank is right. Yes,
you peel this with a knife.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
So my fault. No, okay, get down on your blank.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
You blank to prey neat Uh No, it's the process
of getting on yours said appendages you blank yes, uh
huh rhymes with it fishing a rod and yeah. And
(32:35):
I was a three on that two. I put us
out of our misery. Dustin and Tiner wins. Dustin from
Tubulo seven to five and let me do Robert man,
the word was peel. I looked right at it. I
was thinking about bilding an apple with a knife. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I blew out up.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Fine, Robert Someway, make Robert happy before you hang up
on him, Jackie, I snunk it up. And in the meantime,
Dustin from two polo, good game. You deserve that victory,
of course, with Tater as well. Good work, Marcy. That's
six to put it away. It's just one round.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Thank you, thank you, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Morning got a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, man joining Burtee County Peanuts, fine more out of.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Mind one year old Marcy sweet let's see here. Well,
let's move on there.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
And we got Burt Legett or Bert leg It depends
on that pronunciation of Burt's last name. Out of Macon, Georgia.
He says, I'd like to request Pillar's angry top ten list.
Do we have it or did it burn? Did it
explode itself?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
I can get it out of the ashes.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yes, Burt, hang on, you gotta coming up next? Good
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more to make shows on the radio. Maybe I'm just
too competitive.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
A wordy word.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Maybe we want to we'll do something different, Like we'll
just Tater and Red y'all can play.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And then I can like just be hearing. Help. I
think I got some stains on these new speakers. Sure,
we'll talk about it. Let's get back to it.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Still work. So the way we do things here, it's
bird Leggett out of making Georgia gets his requests right now.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
I'll take it from here.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
You know, I get tired of people saying, oh, it
must be so much fun to be on the Big Show.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
In the immortal words of a very wise man.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yeah, So today's angry top ten list is the top
ten things I hate about the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I got a lot of problems with you people, and
now you're.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Gonna hear about it.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Number ten everything smells like farts, to be honest, that's
probably I have a lot to do with that. Number nine, Randy, Hey,
Number eight the music. Would it kill you to play
a show tone? Your bastards? Number seven pretending John Boy
(35:39):
is funny? Ha ha tell the count story again?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Shut up yet.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Number six, Billy is funnier than me. I know I've
accepted it.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Shut out.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Number five Jackie doesn't put out anymore, thanks Penna Pause.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Number four Randy.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Number three Tater doesn't have any clothes that have a
top two button.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Number two writing wordy word tablets. I'm crapping up. And
the number one thing I hate about the Big Show me.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Runner up, Randy, I'm not ran, are you sure?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Thout laughing?
Speaker 9 (37:02):
Okay, look at his shoes and I'm not making eye
contact with you, and you will figure out all those
belts and butters on that new truck on your own tray.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh right, hey, what about some Big Joe bit bogs.
I'll feel like fine right now, We're about done, but
not before we get this entry. A keyword yelp when
you hit the big bogs at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Here go leaving it with you. It's time for the
Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Beer Diary. This is Gary beucy Well Diary. Things have
got plumb boring lately. I've been trying to use my
superstar status to do some charity work, give back a
little to the Hollywood community that has given me so much.
Seems like all they want is a check. No way,
(38:08):
ho day. I was raised with that abusy work ethic.
I gotta get hands on, but no one will let
me keep getting turned down. I pulled up outside of
Big Brothers with a van full of free candy and
toys and some plus sized black gal run me off
with a broom hollering stranger, danger, stranger danger. I'm not
(38:33):
a stranger. I'm Gary damn abusive. Then the soup kitchen
won't have me back since I doctored up that sorry
ass vegetable soup with some Hollywood roof rat. That crazy
Frankie and I shot Hey the homeless like wild game too,
you know, and the Humane Society didn't think it was
(38:53):
funny a tall when I showed up wearing a kimona
and a pair of chopsticks in each hand. But I
feel like I ought to be giving something back to society.
So crazy Frankie and I thought we'd give out some
YELP ratings. Welp, welp, getting on yelp. Gonna give common
folks some help. Rate me rip me, hey, sugar ate
me yee ha ye haw, thing's gonna get wraw Boop.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Started out looking.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
For things that nobody was talking about. Clowns for kids parties.
You want to talk about, sorry ass clowns. Oh, He's gonna.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Buload of them.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Only one we give five stars to was a fella
named Goiter the Clown. This guy was a superstar and
he come by his name honest. He had a big
old thing on the side of his neck, bigger than
a dad gum football. Race us out, but he made
(39:54):
the most of it. He just painted another clown face
on it. He had a whole routine where he talked
of this other the clown had and it was hilarious. Hey,
little goiter, What do you think about the birthday boy?
A little Goiter'd say, don't you probably even know what?
He even made them kids a balloon animal of himself
(40:17):
had to use a lot of balloons, though I still
remember his theme song. He's Goad the clown, Goid the clown.
You better have a doc on hand when God's around.
He loves to sing and he loves to dance. And
when you hire Goid, better call the ambu lamps. He's
godd the mystical goiter, the magical goiter. The term lel cloud. Yeah,
(40:45):
I ganthered at some third worlder walking up pack a
lots of upsas, and I wondered what the yelper verse
had to say about that situation. So I called a
bunch of them to interview them. They're all about the
same except for one. It was actually called dog Walkers,
except it wasn't for any four legged critters. It was
(41:05):
a dating service for homely gals. Well, I thought I'd
give it a shot. You know, maybe folks want to know.
And by the way, I don't mind a plain gal
at all. Well, all I can say is they can't
be accused of false advertising. Woof this gal probably had
to sneak up on a glass of water. Probably the
(41:28):
weirdest thing about her, other than the unibrow, the piercings,
the six toes, the mutton chops, the vestigial tail sticking
out of the back of her yoga pants, her one
big eye, her one small eye, her hairy feet, was
(41:50):
the fact that she was an Alabama fan. Man. Some guys,
some guys just can't put up with that roll toad
roll the dad gum door. I noticed there weren't a
lot of Yelp ratings for escort services, so the crazy
One and I called a few. It was your usual
(42:12):
parade of Hollywood crackheads, gothic girls and one of these
strippers and Devrie graduates. Only one really struck out. She
got an enthusiastic five stars from US amateur Yelp bisters.
She showed up the house dressed as a delivery driver,
even had a package with my name on it. She
(42:34):
tried to play hard to get like she didn't know
what we was talking about. My guess is she was
role playing. We wound up chasing her all over the
house and she was fast. We never did catch her,
but it was more action than I've seen since I
give Shaka Khan a boost over the fence behind the
liquor store. Chuck a column, Chuck a kN Chuck a Colin,
(42:56):
Chuck a column, I got a ski daddle. Stanley and
Barry Livingston and Me are gonna help Randy Quaid bootleg
his passport until next time. X's and o's Gary damn buse.
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John Moy's Wonderful Thing Giveaway number one hundred and thirty two,
that barely used ball cat with an NR Golden Eagles
lapel pen stunck where the original art was before it
fell off.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It was not abused, it was just going from heat
to cold cheap. I think that's that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hat were as well with that NRA PN who check
it out and get your name in the hat when
you go to the Big Show dot com. I wish
I had one for it, every one of you. Well
to just have one, okay, okay, all right, back to
Jeff Gordon in the bathroom in minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All right, back to the regular Big show stuff. Here
we're rolling old.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Good Morning Big Shows on already already stand by to
explain Jeff Gordon in the bathroom, y'all. All right, y'all,
flip a coin. I will tell you a meantime. The
prize pack that we will play for when we play
Beat the Blonde in minutes, one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull Snot cleaning products. You can find bull
Snot at truck stops so across America. A download that
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bull snot app when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Just go go on the battle right there? All right,
So I just kidding you all, I gotta do that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yesterday we had Rick Flair in the bathroom as we was,
you know, enjoying Rick Flair's birthday, the Nats looking himself for.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Affecting his styling and profiling. Woo uh huh. Well he
wasn't the first one of our friends that we called
in the bathroom. Yes, remember back of the Daytona five
hundred happens to be one of them that our buddy
Jeff Gordon won.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This was right before some wherever.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The Rainbow bathroom too.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Sometimes ys a place.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
All those crazy Earnhart fans don't get in your face.
Some way out in.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The rain looky.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Garage, there's a guy who.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Will stay and not.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Go to work for Dodge.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Some i'ms you take it on the team. You have
to suck it up and grin and bad. Next thing
you know, your old teammates have gone to work for
Robert Gates and all day.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Some all Rainbow.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
If you look, there's a lace where teams stay together.
Oh well, I've still got brother. If other guys who
(03:53):
race can be always together.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
While man.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Man get a moment alone.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Good times die y'all. Well, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Come on for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls.
Not one, ain't a hundred bigs? Sure you told free line.
We'll get a contestant. Play next, Good Morning, Big shows on.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
The radio, More year.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Super No, It's.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Home Day, My Home Outfeel.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Nobody, next feature track for the Big Show, mid Box
un In terms of the diary of Gary Busey and
clowns and yelp reviews, you like it, and there's words
Yelp hit the bed boks have to make sure when
not coming right now?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
How do you beat the block? Let's me not contested,
Jackie school me.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Oh my man?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right here, it's Beauregard ripping from Tupelo, Mississippi's that girl?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Hey, Beauregard.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I gonta know it?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Baul Regard come here? Lord? Hey then boat? All right,
well you were ready.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Our girl Marcy Peter Moran, the girl with two right hands.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
That's where you can make a rapication hand.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I like the way he talks.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Well, last tight's question, you agree to disagree your two
bells for two buzzers, and you win.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't think he's out of a material yet. Afraid
the workshop.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
And so as we go, look this, hey, look at
this book The Joy of Sex.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You've seen that one before, Beaureguard. Well I got it,
got it on the night. Well, I'm asking right now.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
According into the book The Joy of Sex, getting something
is probably the most important thing to learn about sex.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Getting what, getting on with it? Getting comfortable, Getting comfortable
most important.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That's the most important thing, Beauregard.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
We're looking back in your experiences raf afterwards.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But I'm gonna have to disagree.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You disagree with that?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, I need a judge is ruling Randy because the
answer is relaxed.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, I know he's incorrect.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Relaxes is a state of comfortable, comfortable as a state
of body.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
So he was right to disagree.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Beauregard was right to rest agree. All right, there you go,
All right, Beauregard. Look at you?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh where we go? Didn't you have the thumb to
that page? I notice? There you go.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, Well, let's say we're gonna win here, Tayer.
According to a survey by Merriam Webster, what are the
most thoroughly disapproved of word in the English language, and.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Then it would be biden. I agree, most disapproved of
word in the English language. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Y'all says to a couple of Southerners here, Beauregard, do
you agree or disagree with y'all?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Who else?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Seeing where I'm from, I'm gonna have to disagree?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And that was the thing.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
To you.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, they say the word is ain't.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Ain't that was a true question.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Ain't looked like termite.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Boul Regard ripping from two below Mississippi table. You might
won't have to set in with you.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Time.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We're going to shut out. Yeah, I was hoping you would.
You go ahead, right, I need.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
To shout out Danny, Joe, Ted, Jean, Sammy, Joe, John, David, Joe, Dog,
Jimmy Dale, and Bob.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Here, Mama, Mo's run out the words good work, Well,
Bob's are coking, Yankee. Everybody down here has two names.
You might shout out one more time, Beauregard.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
Ah, we got Danny, Joe, Ted, Jean, Samon, Joe, John, David, Joe, Dog,
Jimmy Dale, and Bob.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Have you listening?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's Beauregard ripping from too well, old Mississippi.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
It has been my pleasure again.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It's Beauregard Bogar Rippy. Good day to you and yours.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Me and mine, four fingers and the thumb waving bye bye.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
This guy needs a c BE radio. I bet he's
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
All right, We're gonna jump out, cut you up on
your news. Right on the other side. Continue to Johnny
cash birthday celebration.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Bell Silver's got a top ten twenty minutes. Good morning,
(10:46):
it's a.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Big showing the radio in a Junior Nation band and
celebrating Johnny Cash for years.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
What would have been his birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Let's do thism married to a problem of the time, Ladies, gentlemen, the.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Junior Nation Band presents another tear jerker rip from the
pages of today's headlines and all of our experiences. Hey
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it means some dirty hackers out committing credit fraud. They
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police never catch them because they're always on the lamb
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credit fraud at lone Stars, Takhouse, credit fraud and home Depot.
They might buy a big old flat screen with a
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the folks at Equifax. They'll leave your bank account beat
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When you get hit with credit fraud.
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You're in a world a hurt.
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and Go, credit fraud at Parties, City, credit fraud at
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Speaker 2 (14:24):
Good morning, and that's a big show on the radio
for your Wednesday, February twenty six.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Hello, friends and neighbors. It's me Bill Silver's feeling mirthful, exuberant,
and slightly nauseous from some bad flan.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
But I'm here nonetheless, And in.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Case you haven't been paying attention, Slow Joe has left
the building, but not before issuing pardons to everyone, including
the hamburglar. Yes, he lost his mind long ago, and
now he's wandered off looking for it. We wish him
the best, not really, And also added to the scrap
heap of history is good old cackling Kamala. Now I
(15:01):
know I speak for a majority of America when I
say thank God. And while Trump layeth the smacketh down,
Kamala has to cope with getting her butt handed to her.
And that's a two handed job for sure. But how
is she coping? Where to go for counsel? Who who
would have any experience dealing with losing to Donald Trump
(15:22):
in such a humiliating fashion. That's right, Heifer, Hillary. But
what advice could Hillary offer to the new loser? I'm
glad you are from the home office. In Nancy Pelosi's
emergency vodka closet had spared denser and botox vaults. Comes
Today's top ten list. The top ten bits of advice
(15:43):
Hillary gave to Kamala on how to deal with losing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Number ten.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Go on a shopping spree for new pantsuits. Number nine,
punch her husband.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Number eight.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Spend four years blaming Russia.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Number seven.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Go to Sam's and stock up on box wine. Number six.
Start a new scam charity box whine ain't cheap. Number five,
develop a new laugh please. Number four. Write a book
(16:27):
no one will buy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Number three.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Get rid of anything that is orange. Number two, destroy
the evidence. And the number one bit of advice Hillary
gave ta Kamala on dealing with losing deny any and
all personal responsibility for being a clueless and unlikable hag
that only dopes would vote for.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Too soon. Good more than everybody if my Big Show
family yours. Thank you for listening, your listen news, what
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Listen Rickey Bates Sharp Brother. Oh ho, you pot lickers
are listening to a couple other pot liquors noted John
Boyd and Billy on the Big Show. You know, I
just a guest star on the Playhouse and official mascot
from mister populist Pizza run. That's just a tip of
the iceberg. But this note from John boy keep it short, stup, good.
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Don't you know. I know I can't help it. Thank you, Jackie.
We'll be back later where it was.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh yeah, on the birthdays we've been celebrating today. I
didn't mention Michael Bolton is seventy two. Mitch Ryder Besting
over Devil with the Blue Dress on us. The first
single I listened to was a forty five and my sister.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Got ever with the blue blue Dress on.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
My twig was being bent right around this time in Graham,
North Carolina. Well, I mean my beard growing up the
trees in the radio business a metaphor.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Ho, yes, this is what it was, so.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Look around to Oh yes, Tony Randall part of the
Odd Couple with Vincent. Really good here the big show?
What about one hundred and five? Let's celebrate with our
own Carl Childer.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
The Millsburg Community Theater, in cooperation with a Greater Arkansas
Mental Health Institute, presents the Broadway hit The Odd Couple
like you've never seen it before.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
I'm coming, I'm coming your horses.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Archery, dum dumping, damn door? Who is he?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
It's really core dump? Oh give me out again on
the door, moving with you all.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right, Dan.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Broadway's timeless classic The Odd Couple live on stage, starring
Carl Childers as that lovable irascible slab Oscar Madison and
Doyle Hargraves as the prissy, finnicky Neatnick Felix Hunger Hey
Auscar no offense. But what the hell's going on in
your bedroom?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
It looks all right to me. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Laundromat, blow up in there? You ever do the wash?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yes, sir, well it's not January yet.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Don't miss the Odd Couple. They'll play that asks a question.
Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each
other crazy? Going at three o'clock in the morning, we're
out of clorox?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Get some tomorrow? How you doing the hammer?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
I just woke up a holding in your.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Weird little shausted. I don't get your Hurry down to
the Millsburg Little Theater to see the Odd Couple, with
special guest appearance by mister Sulu as Murray the Cop.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Here you go, Murray.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Brown sandwiches, Mmm, and grain sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
What are the green sandwiches?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
A lot of real new cheese, a real old potted meat.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh my, it's the final weekend to see Carl Childs
and Doyle Hargraves in The Odd Couple. Look here, man,
if I'm gonna throw my LifeWay cooking and cleaning for you,
we're gonna.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Get some stripes.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I hate you.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I hate you.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Tell you something, No, I don't I Love Your Partner.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Tickets available now at Bill Cox's Small Motor Repair, Bucci's
Dollar Store, and the Frosty Green. Be sure to see
the odd couple.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'm studying on kidding you, Oscar, you better.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Get your ambulance and a herst before it's too late.
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I hope the dough.
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the nest of Taylor team and you what two watch?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Here's Marcy taytor More.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Let's see what everybody was watching at the box office
this past weekend. Captain America, Brave New World hung on
to the top spot at the box office. It did
drop in money about sixty eight percent, but it's still
stayed at number one. The Monkey horror flick based on
a Stephen King short story, opened up in second place.
Paddington in Peru dropped from second to third place, dog
(23:09):
Man Animated remained in fourth place, while the Chinese animated
fantasy Nesa two came in fifth place. I'm not sure
if I'm saying that right, but you know, you see it.
Nisa nis a ha, nis a ha, God bless you.
What's out this Friday? Last Breath starring Woody Harrelson, Finn Cool,
(23:32):
simew You Lee. It's a drama thriller, and it recounts
the harrowing yet ultimately inspiring true story of saturation divers
who showed extreme bravery and selflessness in the face of
unthinkable danger. So back in twenty twelve, the team traveled
hundreds of feet below the ocean's surface. That already gives
me the hebgens on a routine expedition when a computer
(23:54):
air disrupted their ship and severed one of the diver's
connection to the oxygen, electricity and unication. So it's uh yeah,
So it's a thriller. When they go down, try to
get them coming.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Now was this true story?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
True story that happened in twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's right, okay, I do so wow.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Okay there's a documentary as well on Netflix about the
same story, Last Breath, So.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I see, you know it's it's like, it's like remember
the Perfect Storm, based on the under a Gale who
went out in a bad storm and sunk and lost
all the crew. Like I was looking forward to that
movie just to see the waves and the ocean on
a huge screen like that.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
But you know I didn't like it because you knew
what was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
They turn around, go back, you wantch a loser, j
angle maker.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You couldn't get emotionally involved. So it sounds like this, wow,
what a what a bummer? I mean, what is the
You don't if you don't know the outcome, you're perfect?
Speaker 12 (24:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right? Fine, that all does all right?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
I know I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
I just said it was it was a herrowing. I
didn't say that. They got with just minutes to spare
until Lemons. It's one of the divers perished Alcock and
yous I can't say her name. You also risked their
own lives to save a colleague, Okay, so I'm still saying.
I'm not saying they risked their own lives to save
(25:18):
a colleague.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
The story came out, Okay, but I will not.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Fine, Glad you're not on the publicity team for this friend. Hey,
go see to see what he Harrell said.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
I see you on like Rogers and what do you
think about it?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
John?
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Don't go see Lion King?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Awesome of this Friday? My Dead friend Zoe Oh God
as Ed Harrison Morgan Freeman and this one is a
comedy drama. Engaged in a mysterious relationship with her dad
best friend from the army, a female Afghanistan veteran comes
head to head with her Vietnam VET grandfather at the
(26:06):
family's ancestral lakehouse. It's a comedy. What to watch on TV?
Gutfeld Apparently it's very popular if you look at Variety Magazine,
Boy of Late Night, now King of Late Night. The
gut Feld Show is at ten pm Fox.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
News, So I tell you how bad is it? Like?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
The Fox News a news channel has a hives rated
Late Joe because of those unfunny idiots?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Hey did he text me goes?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Look go ahead there all the ABC's he was whoever,
you'all go ahead and have Elizabeth warrenold this show again.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, Oh she's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Maybe shehould dress up like Pocahonta says to do something
that's funny. All right, we'll take you tying you about
fish baby?
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Yeah, well I think I'll end on that.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
All right, all right, baby, Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Let's play wordy word I let's go one night, hundred
big show.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Man,
we are tired.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, we's got mons to go with our requested bit
of the morning, our featured track, Gary Buse entering to
his diarrade, and right now it's plain.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
I had everybody's head about the bad no berdy.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Where that word anywhere. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
We got Robert from Mount Airy, Georgia.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
All right, Robert, all right here from down collars.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Get it out with Robert. Alright, the line seven. We
got Dustin out of two below Mississippi. Good morning, Dustin,
Good morning morning.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
How y'all do We're.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
All good, alright, Dad, Georgia versus Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Here on wordy word.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Boys too, like minded big show listeners. Robert, Dustin, Dustin,
there's Robert.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
All right, all right, that's me. That's me, So here
we go.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
All right, all right, Taylor and Dustin are gonna relax
here for the first thirty seconds. See if me and
Robert and put some points on the board.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
All right, Oh are you ready? Robert?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I am okay starting the clock now. That's so heavy.
I couldn't even blanket like push it, like just move it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Okay, the zop zops opt.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
We had technical problems on the side here me and
Jackie on the side of when you're just sitting there, resting.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Not doing anything. Remember that? Yeah, I got it. So
here we go. Gee, I guess we want to throw
that word out. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay, now we won't. Then this is a hard word. Robert,
all right, okay, here we go. It's everything set you
ready this time? Okay, start the clock now? Okay, so heavy,
I can't even blanket no, not not push, not pull,
(30:02):
just it wouldn't blank Oh he's so he's just yes,
all right, okay, without you're the hot blank of a crime.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You don't have this, uh, just a single word of
you committed a crime. A jury found.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You, beauty, Okay, go use that.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
No, the word was guilt. And I don't know if
you're always gonna be picky like you. Okay, all right?
And there was a buzzer during all that. So a
two on the board, Robert. Let's see maybe Tayter and
Dustin we'll get some karma going on him.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Besides me, I noticed that.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
I was, what are you doing over there?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Here we go? All right? All right, Dustin, here you go, buddy,
here's your chance. Start the clock now, all right.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
At the bank, you can make a withdrawal or you
can make a what a deposit?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Right?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
The opposite of right is left? Okay, yes, there you go. Smart.
During football, this is the show in the middle. It's
called the what top? Uh huh? You you blank? Water?
You put it in your mouth? Yep, when it rains,
you might step in a mud. Blank. This is a
(31:27):
baby dog. It's called a puppy.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Wow, that was a little more excited. But you did
this cool. Oh, that's that's great, puppy. All right.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
A sex on the board. I was like playing the
sesame street. Bring big Bird out here in a minute.
So Robert, me and you need a lot of points.
I've worked on them psychologically as much as I can.
So it's up to me and you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
All right, okay, okay, all right, start.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
The clock now a TV game show. The blank is right. Yes,
you peel this with a knife.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
So my fault. No, okay, get down on your blank.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
You blank to prey neat Uh No, it's the process
of getting on yours said appendages you blank yes, uh
huh rhymes with it fishing a rod and yeah. And
(32:35):
I was a three on that two. I put us
out of our misery. Dustin and Tiner wins. Dustin from
Tubulo seven to five and let me do Robert man,
the word was peel. I looked right at it. I
was thinking about bilding an apple with a knife. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I blew out up.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Fine, Robert Someway, make Robert happy before you hang up
on him, Jackie, I snunk it up. And in the meantime,
Dustin from two polo, good game. You deserve that victory,
of course, with Tater as well. Good work, Marcy. That's
six to put it away. It's just one round.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Thank you, thank you, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Morning got a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, man joining Burtee County Peanuts, fine more out of.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Mind one year old Marcy sweet let's see here. Well,
let's move on there.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
And we got Burt Legett or Bert leg It depends
on that pronunciation of Burt's last name. Out of Macon, Georgia.
He says, I'd like to request Pillar's angry top ten list.
Do we have it or did it burn? Did it
explode itself?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
I can get it out of the ashes.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yes, Burt, hang on, you gotta coming up next? Good
(34:22):
more to make shows on the radio. Maybe I'm just
too competitive.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
A wordy word.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Maybe we want to we'll do something different, Like we'll
just Tater and Red y'all can play.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And then I can like just be hearing. Help. I
think I got some stains on these new speakers. Sure,
we'll talk about it. Let's get back to it.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Still work. So the way we do things here, it's
bird Leggett out of making Georgia gets his requests right now.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
I'll take it from here.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
You know, I get tired of people saying, oh, it
must be so much fun to be on the Big Show.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
In the immortal words of a very wise man.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yeah, So today's angry top ten list is the top
ten things I hate about the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I got a lot of problems with you people, and
now you're.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Gonna hear about it.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Number ten everything smells like farts, to be honest, that's
probably I have a lot to do with that. Number nine, Randy, Hey,
Number eight the music. Would it kill you to play
a show tone? Your bastards? Number seven pretending John Boy
(35:39):
is funny? Ha ha tell the count story again?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Shut up yet.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Number six, Billy is funnier than me. I know I've
accepted it.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Shut out.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Number five Jackie doesn't put out anymore, thanks Penna Pause.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Number four Randy.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Number three Tater doesn't have any clothes that have a
top two button.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Number two writing wordy word tablets. I'm crapping up. And
the number one thing I hate about the Big Show me.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Runner up, Randy, I'm not ran, are you sure?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Thout laughing?
Speaker 9 (37:02):
Okay, look at his shoes and I'm not making eye
contact with you, and you will figure out all those
belts and butters on that new truck on your own tray.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh right, hey, what about some Big Joe bit bogs.
I'll feel like fine right now, We're about done, but
not before we get this entry. A keyword yelp when
you hit the big bogs at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Here go leaving it with you. It's time for the
Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Beer Diary. This is Gary beucy Well Diary. Things have
got plumb boring lately. I've been trying to use my
superstar status to do some charity work, give back a
little to the Hollywood community that has given me so much.
Seems like all they want is a check. No way,
(38:08):
ho day. I was raised with that abusy work ethic.
I gotta get hands on, but no one will let
me keep getting turned down. I pulled up outside of
Big Brothers with a van full of free candy and
toys and some plus sized black gal run me off
with a broom hollering stranger, danger, stranger danger. I'm not
(38:33):
a stranger. I'm Gary damn abusive. Then the soup kitchen
won't have me back since I doctored up that sorry
ass vegetable soup with some Hollywood roof rat. That crazy
Frankie and I shot Hey the homeless like wild game too,
you know, and the Humane Society didn't think it was
(38:53):
funny a tall when I showed up wearing a kimona
and a pair of chopsticks in each hand. But I
feel like I ought to be giving something back to society.
So crazy Frankie and I thought we'd give out some
YELP ratings. Welp, welp, getting on yelp. Gonna give common
folks some help. Rate me rip me, hey, sugar ate
me yee ha ye haw, thing's gonna get wraw Boop.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Started out looking.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
For things that nobody was talking about. Clowns for kids parties.
You want to talk about, sorry ass clowns. Oh, He's gonna.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Buload of them.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Only one we give five stars to was a fella
named Goiter the Clown. This guy was a superstar and
he come by his name honest. He had a big
old thing on the side of his neck, bigger than
a dad gum football. Race us out, but he made
(39:54):
the most of it. He just painted another clown face
on it. He had a whole routine where he talked
of this other the clown had and it was hilarious. Hey,
little goiter, What do you think about the birthday boy?
A little Goiter'd say, don't you probably even know what?
He even made them kids a balloon animal of himself
(40:17):
had to use a lot of balloons, though I still
remember his theme song. He's Goad the clown, Goid the clown.
You better have a doc on hand when God's around.
He loves to sing and he loves to dance. And
when you hire Goid, better call the ambu lamps. He's
godd the mystical goiter, the magical goiter. The term lel cloud. Yeah,
(40:45):
I ganthered at some third worlder walking up pack a
lots of upsas, and I wondered what the yelper verse
had to say about that situation. So I called a
bunch of them to interview them. They're all about the
same except for one. It was actually called dog Walkers,
except it wasn't for any four legged critters. It was
(41:05):
a dating service for homely gals. Well, I thought I'd
give it a shot. You know, maybe folks want to know.
And by the way, I don't mind a plain gal
at all. Well, all I can say is they can't
be accused of false advertising. Woof this gal probably had
to sneak up on a glass of water. Probably the
(41:28):
weirdest thing about her, other than the unibrow, the piercings,
the six toes, the mutton chops, the vestigial tail sticking
out of the back of her yoga pants, her one
big eye, her one small eye, her hairy feet, was
(41:50):
the fact that she was an Alabama fan. Man. Some guys,
some guys just can't put up with that roll toad
roll the dad gum door. I noticed there weren't a
lot of Yelp ratings for escort services, so the crazy
One and I called a few. It was your usual
(42:12):
parade of Hollywood crackheads, gothic girls and one of these
strippers and Devrie graduates. Only one really struck out. She
got an enthusiastic five stars from US amateur Yelp bisters.
She showed up the house dressed as a delivery driver,
even had a package with my name on it. She
(42:34):
tried to play hard to get like she didn't know
what we was talking about. My guess is she was
role playing. We wound up chasing her all over the
house and she was fast. We never did catch her,
but it was more action than I've seen since I
give Shaka Khan a boost over the fence behind the
liquor store. Chuck a column, Chuck a kN Chuck a Colin,
(42:56):
Chuck a column, I got a ski daddle. Stanley and
Barry Livingston and Me are gonna help Randy Quaid bootleg
his passport until next time. X's and o's Gary damn buse.
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