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So three dates in history we're looking at our categories.
There was two thousand and three on the state.
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Armed robbers escaped with three hundred and ninety six thousand
dollars worth.
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Of candy and chewing gum. It was a raid in
my Len, Italy warehouse. The gang of six wore masks
and carried handguns during the raid, Lisa, the gang drove
away in three trucks loaded with sweets. Yump Young beat
them up.
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They had a market board Wow twenty twelve. Pakistan demolished
the compound where Osama bin Laden was killed by US
forces in May of twenty eleven. No reasons were given
for the demolition, but it's likely that the authorities didn't
want to be turned into a shrine for the alca
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A leader.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, they wanted tobody making pilgrimages.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Isn't that when I boys took him out and he
was shielding himself with one of his wives or something
like that.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
No, for sure, I don't know for sure.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
If that was him, wasn't it in the house in
the back of.
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It wasn't a compound house and a compound all right?
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And then finally it was on this date in twenty fifteen,
after Leonard Nimoy, mister Spock of Star Trek passed away
of COPD at the age of eighty three.
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Mister smaster, Well.
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urry up and gust time.
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Shot this Jean, Jean the dancing machine from Columbia, South Carolinia.
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Yes, sir, yeah, have you there?
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Jean? All right?
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By sand leapers know how to do that? What's what's
that dance? A sloopy dias it's so good, jag.
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Yeah, it could have been anything. Can you shag Jean?
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And it's her.
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Sleepy tho good that matters? All right, Okay, let's get
Sleepy out of my head.
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All him jumped in their shagging all right, So Jean,
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Good ones.
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Ready go house, apartment, a boat.
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Now give us three lung diseases.
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Ready go COPD, cancer and emphathyam.
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Fun Jeane.
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Let's jumpy. I'd catch you up right quick. Con you
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And here I will give you a short introduction and
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Says Amanda better honestly and say her.
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Back again this week not to solos. And then on
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Well?
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Now, in the words of Jimmy Dean, it it's time
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Why ain't wan. I'm back here introducing my main man.
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But first, unless you said thank you for exposure you've
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Because now I'm getting very popular in my church.
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A lady come up and said, Revers, say, I love
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I just love them.
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I said, well, honey, I'm writing down all.
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My sermons that I give and when I die, I'm
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And she said, well, I'm looking forward to reading it.
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Thank you very much, Charity, thank you, thank you very much.
Oh boy, got the whole entourage. Dave, mister Ladham's running
around with us today.
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Let a few just sent Overria. Just laugh when we
point to you.
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I'm all right.
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Just whatever you want to do is find in. I
just got to tell a quick story.
Speaker 14 (10:22):
Me and old Delbert was riding down through the country
out there on the other side and going down five
twenty one, and were past the bar, and I saw
a pig leading up against the bar smoking a cigarette.
I said, I can't believe that. We stopped, looked a
little closer, show enough at pigs out there. He's smoking
a cigarette. He had a wooden leg I said, stop
his car. I gotta ask. I went a bear knocked
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on the door and far him. I said, excuse me, sir.
I noticed she got a pig out there. He's leaned
up against the bars and he was smoking a cigarette.
He says, he's smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
He said, we don't la him smoking the house. I said,
I seen it. I said, well, well another thing. I noticed.
This pig's got a wooden leg.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
And that farmer said, well, I tell you, boy has
a special pig right at That pig is the smartest
pig ever in the history of mankind. That pig's got
a Harvard education. He graduated high school by the time.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
He was three.
Speaker 14 (11:08):
We'll send him on to college. He's got one of
the NBA's from Harvard. Oh that's a special pig, said
to come back from college. He chose just to live
here on the farm with us, he said. About four
months ago to Bard called on fire and it spread
to the house was off sleeping. That pig coming there's
passed out for smoking.
Speaker 12 (11:24):
Lacey.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That pig dragged ever one, me and my wife and
two kids out in the yard.
Speaker 14 (11:28):
Gave us CPR to whiz revived. Call the fire department,
and saved the house. That's a special pig right there.
I said, well, I understand that, but that still don't
answer my question. What about that wooden leg at? Farmer said, well, boy,
when you got a pig at special, you don't want
to eat of all it was.
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That's about it.
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I appreciate lations, gentlemen.
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We down and we got.
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Got shut up, Ernie, John Boy and Billy Oh that
you ordered something? I am here.
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Good morning, we.
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Yelled, dumb right, good morning.
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Call Marvin Webster.
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Yo, what's up?
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Hey, y'all doing that?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Man?
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Hey, man, the dope heads in the world has officially
run out of ideas. You know, there's always been a
few losers trying to get high off everything from hairsprayed
and mouth washed anti freeze, but this officially win's.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Surprize for worst idea in the history of drug abuse.
Check it out.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
The Sheriff's department down in Naples, Florida, been sending around
a memo. But this homemade drug they call gencom. They
claim almost anybody has access to the raw materials you
need to make it. Now, some of y'all probably saying,
gm Oven, maybe you shouldn't be giving out this recipe
on the radio. Well, you ain't heard what's in it yet.
The memo says, Jenkom is a homemade hallucinogenic made from
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fecal matter and urine. That's right, the freaks are huffing
turd gas.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
What's up with that?
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Did they quit making pink thinner and airplane glue all
of a sudden, it says here. The ingredients are placed
in a bottle or jar and covered with a balloon.
The container is placed in a sunny area for several
hours or days until it ferments. This releases a gas
which is captured inside the balloon. The gas is said
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to have a high similar to cocaine, but with strong
hallucinations of times pass. And when they say times pass,
I think they mean that taco bell you had for
lunch yesterday. The onset of the high takes about ten seconds,
with the most severe hallucinations happening in about twenty minutes.
The high has been described as a feeling of being
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out of it and talking to dead people. It's probably
because anybody gets close to you, says damn who died
in here? Hey, how bad do you want to get
a buzz. If I was that desperate to see some stars,
I just hit myself in the head with a hammer.
It says here Jenkom originated somewhere in the poor nations
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of Africa. Yeah, you might know something like this would
come from a third world country. Good on bum Wait wait,
I got a few more. If you get hooked on it,
you ain't a crackhead, you're a butt crackhead. Or hey man,
we're having a party. Put the turds in the punch bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Jenkom. Hearely killed him.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
You know if you're od on Jenkom, do they list
the cause of death as ass for.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (15:01):
One more quick impression of a Jinkom dealer on the
street corner. Yo, yo, yo, what's up my man?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Check this out. I got some brand new stuff here.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
It's the shizzle and I mean that literally if you
acts me, I don't see this one turning into the
hot new designer drug of the year. One thing Jenkom
ain't to catch his name I ever heard. They need
to come up with something snap you you know, need
to call it Dutch oven or brown nose. Clarence Williams
the turd Hey since there's already something called crack, they
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could call it butt crack, y'all. I don't mean to
make light of this, Okay, yes I do, because anybody
got his head that far of his ass is accent
for it. Normally I would tell all the parents to
make sure your children know about this stuff and how
dangerous it is. But hey, if they don't know no
better than the hough turd gas out of a coke bottle,
it's probably too late to straighten them out. Kids like
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mister T says, don't be a fool, stay in school
and say no to butt craft.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Y'all think about it.
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I'm Marvey Webs, good morning, and you got the Big
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Oh oh, I didn't know.
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I didn't see you.
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This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of hey ah, oh,
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Yo.
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When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative.
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I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
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Oh lady, keep me out again on the door.
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Hey, Auscar, no fense, But what the hell's going on
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I reckon.
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How you doing the hammer?
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I'd just woke up a holding in your.
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I'm studying on killing you, Oscar.
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A hears before it's too late.
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I whooped the dough.
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Speaker 2 (20:29):
Mark and I mean that. Good morning, my boy, Good morning.
Speaker 13 (20:33):
I just thought the reason I'm on here is because
you guys don't pay me anything.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I thought that's how that works. Well, I didn't leave
the lead off with the free so you are. We
appreciate you bout it.
Speaker 13 (20:43):
That's all right.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
I still hang out with you guys.
Speaker 13 (20:45):
It doesn't matter. Yeah much, John Boy, We got we
got about two weeks left of the regular season for
the men. This is the last week for the ladies.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
By the way, Hey, hey, Patney, we're gonna get.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
The pack I got a question I've been holding on,
sorry jumping here about women's basketball. All all right, I
watched thirteenth rank North Carolina State. They've got some state
fans in the family marriage, you know. They beat number
one Notre Dame. I want to double overtime.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That was a great game, man, I got that, and
then so I didn't go back and check how number
nine North Carolina came out against Louisville later on Saturday.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
Well, they won John Boys, So you got again. NC
State knocking off Notre Dame was a great game, Like
you said, the classic, probably the best ACC women's game
of the one of the best games period. But the
great intensity. Both teams are really good. Great one Forrenci State.
West Moores is on a great job. You know, Ivy
coaching Notre Dame is outstanding. But of course it not
Notre Dame out from being the number one team in
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the country.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Now Texas is the.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Number one women's team for the first time in twenty
one years. They're at the number one spot. So this
is the last week at the regular season for the ladies.
But you got basically three teams in the ACC in
the top ten with Notre Dame, North carolin On an
NC State, and the women's tournament will be in Greensboro
next weekend and it'll be great. I mean, the ACC's
got about six or seven teams in the top twenty five,
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so it's the SEC. So by the time we get
to March Madness for the ladies, it is going to
be an incredible run.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
There's no doubt about it.
Speaker 13 (22:16):
And then on the flip side of the men, John Boy,
we got this weekend next week and that's the end
of the regular season. But you know, you got all
these bracketologists and of course they'll tell you the first
four out, the first four in, and all this stuff.
But Joe Nardi is our guy at ESPN, and earlier
this week, just to show how crazy it is, Wake
Forced was the last team in. North Carolina was the
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first team out. So again it changes every single day
based on the results and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
But it's go time for everybody.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
I mean, you got all these teams on the fence
of the ACC, you got SMU, Pitt, Wake Carolina, and
of course of the SEC, you got, for example, a
game this weekend which should be really interesting. When you've
got games like at Texas taken on Georgia. Both of
those teams are sitting on the bubble one side or
the other. So you know, not only do you have
to take care of your business, but you also have
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to start looking around outside your favorite league and start
rooting against people.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Right.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Hey, it helps it, but like if Kansas State gets beeed,
it pushes us up.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
And all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 13 (23:15):
So it is completely totally wide open. But the SEC,
for example, this weekend has some unbelievable games. Auburn, the
number one team in the country, is at Kentucky, Bama
is at Tennessee. That's the top five matchup A and
M and Florida getting after you to oath they're both ranking.
Florida's rank number three. A and M's in the top fifteen.
Duke is the number two team in the country. They
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just got done destroying Illinois in Madison Square Garden over
the weekend by forty three, the worst loss ever for
Illinois from that perspective, So you got all this stuff ruined.
And all it means is, hey, March starts on Saturday
and it is go time. It's gonna be absolutely awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Man, that is awesome. Favorite time of the year.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
This is like when I feel my brain officially shifts
in the college bacause this is it right there, buddy.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
But John Boy, I will tell you real quick, there's
one crazy football story. Just this goes to show you
how times have changed, because I remember when I was
back in Clemson as a freshman, sophomore, junior, senior, whole thing.
And man, you know, if you had a two dollars
draft beer night to go get a picture of beer
for two bucks man, that was like a big deal.
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If you could scrounge around and find a couple of corners, nickels,
and dimes and you go down there and get a
picture of beer for two bucks man, you were life
was good, or a fall set in the Golden Corral
had a special force with all you can Eat East Rolls.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
I mean, you feel like you're.
Speaker 13 (24:36):
On top of the world in college. And then you
get a story this past weekend, John Boy. Carson Beck,
who was the outstanding quarterback at Georgia. He's transferred to Miami,
but he had a tough weekend because he got not one,
John Boy, he got two cars stolen this weekend. And
not just regular card, Johnny, not just regular cards. He
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had his Mercedes and his Lamborghiniolen. That doesn't tell you
where we are right now in college athletics, where it
was one hundred years ago in I was in college
where hey, for two bucks man, we thought we're.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
On top of the world.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
East Rolls.
Speaker 13 (25:14):
When you lose your Mercedes and your Lamborghinis stolen out
of wherever he's living, I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
It's not some dormitory.
Speaker 13 (25:21):
It just goes to show you what an upside down
world we're living in right now in Gelgia.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Him and his bus had to catch the bus to
go eat the Free East Rolls.
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That's good, hey, that's listen now, those free East Rolls
and Golden crowd.
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Brother that was living that was living large.
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You know it.
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By radio school hard times.
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I'd say, well, I had enough to get me a
whopper at Burger keyp and twelve packs and ketchup.
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That's right, you know something and whatever you could stick
in your pocket and walk out the door without going off.
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It was freaking.
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Good stuff. Pack, good stuff, buddy. Well, let's enjoy the weekend, man,
it is go time. We'll catch up with you next week,
my man, no doubt we'll talk to you. I'll be
seeing Pack on the TV of the ac C that
worked from the Big ESPN. All right, well, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question. We found out one
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breeding pair of these fur recruitters and their offspring can
create nearly four million descendants in just four years.
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Unbelievable.
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But rabbits, little bunny rabbits. Yeah, we had a whole
discussion about the way they do it. Okay, today's John
Boy Jeopardy. On the vintage TV sitcom The Brady Bunch,
the six kids had to share it just one bathroom
and it didn't even have.
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One of these. I don't know.
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You weren't paying attention to the Brady's bathroom?
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Were you saw that?
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What's y'all?
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God one eight hundred.
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Big show you told free line. We played John Boy
Jeopardee next, Good morning. That's a big show on ALREADYO
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world do you Thursday? When iver feature track from the
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Search for keywords little Man's old buddy comedian writer Rich Shidner.
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when you hear the Big Box happen the Big Show
dot com right now, that's.
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Locked on, Rich Schidner, I can't remember why.
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I'll tell you something when you dog it just cuts
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Well, let's say, hey, we got Barry out of Coryton, Tennessee.
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Good morning, Barry, Good morning John Boy.
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Oh right, hi buddy, all right, I know where you
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Okay, we're moving along all right. By we got the
first shot this morning. So on the vintage TV sitcom
The Brady Bunch, the six kids had to share just
one bathroom and it didn't even have one of these
what you think a toilet?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, attention, we would didn't show a toilet.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Now we have groundbreaking toilet moments in television history.
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Say so, that's why Brandy had a lot on his
mind this morning. We got the intro.
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So as we know, that's helpful Brandy here, I'm all right, Barry,
you got the bird Tea County Peanuts prize pack.
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We go hang you on and let Jackie get you
dressed to give them to you. Buddy.
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All I love, all right, Jackie houcking a man.
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Up with the bar Tea County Peanuts. I got brown grape.
The bragging Jolet moments that lead hit me in the
hend was.
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Good morning, this big showing the radio for your Thursday
February and one is seventh looking at groundbreaking toilet moments
in television history.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
We just learned the Brady Bunch, six kids using one bathroom,
didn't even have a toilet, and the dad was an architect.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
What's up with that?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
So here we go nineteen twenty seven. The first TVs
were invented nineteen forty seven. Twenty years later, the first
sitcoms were aired Mary Kay and Johnny eighteen forty seven,
and then it was nineteen fifty seven. The first toilet
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appearance in an episode of Leave It to Beaver, But
it was the tank, only no butts.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
They had an alligator in the back of the take
of the toilet part of the plot. There right fifty seven?
All right? In nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
You might remember remember where you were watching All in
the Family and you heard the first toilet flush in
television history when Archie came downstairs.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
After that, I actually remember that, and my mother was like, oh,
I turned out when the toilet was there. It was
nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
In nineteen eighty seven to nineteen ninety seven, regular use
of toilet humor was on Married with Children. Tayl there's you, Albundy,
there's your dad's good buddy.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Really it had some funny toilet humor.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
Sure did.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
And then from nineteen ninety seven to two thousand and
two the regular use of bathroom scenes and Ali McBeal
I didn't really catch.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Much of out. I did a lot of conversations in
the bathroom, I see. Ah, so that's the deal.
Speaker 10 (32:54):
So the Brady Bunch did a lot of scenes in
the bathroom, but I never noticed there wasn't a toilet
brushing hair and stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Seventy one in the Family toilet flush, and now you
can put anything you want to them TV. Oh oh man,
what about them all body sprays? I just have to
turn that off. And them big women are doing man
who wants to see that.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
No, oh man, so you know the.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
One I'm talking about. Yeah, yes, boy, go ahead and
vnsom spray. Hey, here's an idea. Take a shower and
then let the water in God, and then to just
let's just leave it at the imagination.
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Spread. Oh wow, take down the news guys.
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She's single, all right, So anyway, happy bathroom toilet moments.
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Hey, good morning, it's a big shot. The radio wrote
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to fill you Thursday. Glad you hear, just in time
for mister Rubarb. Thank you, gimme the beat. Okay, good morning,
boys and girls. This is your vaguely creepy old pal,
mister Rubarb. And this is mister Rhubarb's story time. Once
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upon a time, there was a young man who lived
in a far off country in Africa called Singala. It
was a poor country where the people all lived in
simple grass huts. His name was Ongo. Ongo.
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I was in love with a beautiful.
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Girl named Nyla. One day, Ongo asked Nala to be
his wife.
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And she said yes. But a few weeks before they
were to be married.
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Nala got a letter from the United Nations that said
she had won a full scholarship to the John Hopkins
School of Medicine in the United States. Oh, Ongo, she said,
I can't go to America. You and I are about
to be married. No, no, said Ongo. You must take
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this scholarship. Your dream of becoming a doctor is about
to come true. When your schooling is finished, you can
come back to Singala and help our people eliminate disease.
There will be time for us to get married later.
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I will wait for you.
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Nala's heart was breaking, but she knew Ongo was right.
She told him, hold on to your kind and generous
heart and give it to me when I returned. Shortly
after Nalla left for America, Singala went to war with
a nearby country of a Kabu two. Onngo was called
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to serve in his country's army. Singala was a poor
country whose people lived in simple grass huts. Akabu two
was a rich country with thousands of well trained soldiers,
but after many months, they were defeated by the army
of Singala, led by Ongo, who had become a great
and ruthless warlord. After their victory, Singala marched into the
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king of Akabu two's palace and took away his most
prized possession a throne made of solid gold. After the war,
Ono became the new king of Singala. He marked the
occasion by placing the solid gold throne in the middle
of his grass hut as a reminder of his great
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victory over his enemy. One morning, since you arrived, and
said King Ongo, an old friend is here to see you.
Her name is doctor Nalla. Ongo's old love had returned
as she promised, but Ongo realized he was no longer
the kind gentle boy she had left behind, but a
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cruel war lord sitting on a stolen golden throne. Of
what stolen golden throne? Oh I had it right the first.
Yet pierced with guilt, Ongo ordered his servants to hide
the golden throne by lifting it up into the rafters
of the grass hut with ropes. The throne was hidden
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away chest as Nalla entered the hut, oh Ongo, my love,
she said, you have become a great and powerful man. Nonsense,
said Ongo. I am the same humble boy you fell
in love with. At that very moment, the rope holding
the golden throne broke and it came crashing down on
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King Ongo, killing him instantly. The moral of the story
people who live in grasshouses shut in stow thrones.
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And that's it for another home rel.
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Edition of Mister Rhubarb Summertime story Time till we meet again.
This is mister Rhubarb saying, pace out, hang loose word
to your mama. Cousins are good for practice later, tiers,
good morning.
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why I got to write stop now. Christopher Bell in
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that number twenty car was the winner in Atlanta. Boys
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