February 27, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up is
Beating the Blonde. Do what you can do and get
you a happy heard prize bag. We'll open it up
in minutes right now on his own track with Doug Rice.
Good morning, mister Rice.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Good morning, John boy All.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's pleasure to be with you man. We always look
forward to having your own Doug. Thank you for joining
us again of your experiencing retirement. I gotta ask you,
you'd usually be calling the Atlanta race last weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
How was it not going to the track?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It was okay. It wasn't quite as traumatic as I
thought it was going to be. I thought I would
be really wistful and you know, feeling sort of out
of it, and it was okay. It was especially okay
Sunday at about seven thirty in the evening when the
race wrapped up, and I realized that all my friends
still had to get packed up and get back to
(00:52):
the hotel at nine thirty that night and then drive
home the next day. And I was going, like, you know,
this is not bad. I'm already home. So I miss
being around the crew that broadcasts the race. That was
always the best part of it. But I felt like
I adapted pretty well to my first official weekend away
from the races.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
That's Nate.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I could just well, I can't imagine. I mean, you
know how back in the day when we would travel
to some races, it was just great, all right, we're
not going, let's stay home, watch it from the couch.
And I can imagine, you know, the travel schedule you
have been over the last thirty five years.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
We even got that way when the race was in town.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
We don't have to go, oh wow, I want people
to still go to the race.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Sure, fight tickets, go to the race.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, but that is a big difference. And it was okay.
I still listened to the PRM broadcast and turned down
the television sound because I wanted to hear how everything sounded.
And much to my chagrin, they sounded really good. There's
part of you that says, yeah, they're gonna be great,
and you built this wonderful team. And there's another part says, well,
(02:00):
I hope they all fall apart.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, but they didn't at all.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
It sounded really good, but it was It.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Was interesting to experience that I will be going to
the Las Vegas Race in a couple of weeks. I'm
gonna go out there and work the public address at
the Las Vegas Motor Speedway, a different role, but I
will not be on the air broadcasting the race.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, okay, he still get to go to Vegas, all right.
I like your pigs. All right.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well let's talk about Atlanta. How about Christopher Bell taking
the chucker bell.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You know what, he led one lap, it's the one
that counted. He was leading when the caution flag came
out on the last lap of the rakes and bested
Carson Hosavar and Kyle Larson. They were headed for a
three wide finish, a lot like we had last year
at the end of the race. There's a big wreck
at the end. A lot of controversy about should NASCAR
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have thrown the yellow flag when they did. Could they
have sat on it a few more seconds and let
them race back to the end. I would have loved
to have seen the race back to the start finish line.
But I absolutely understand unequivocally that safety has to come first.
You have to figure out a way to slow these
cars down. With people spinning and crashing into the walls,
(03:16):
you can't afford what could be a worst case scenario.
I didn't like the way it finished, but I absolutely
understand that it had to finish under the yellows. So
Bell gets his first win, Toyota gets their first win.
They qualified terrible at Atlanta, but that doesn't mean a lot.
It's all about how you finish. And it was another
kind of restricter plate type racing or pack racing track
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where the outcome is determined by who's around at the
end and who survives the crashes. And Christopher Bell played
it beautifully and made a big move at the end
of the race to get his first win of the year,
which pretty much locks him into the playoffs after two
weeks of the season.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's something because I was asking you man to hear
this early in the season two races and where is he.
I was looking for him to say he's only twelve
and points because he went out to Daytona pretty early.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, and that follows you around for a while. But
he doesn't have to worry about that. With winning this early,
chances are very high that he'll be one of the
sixteen in the playoffs. I don't foresee there being more
than sixteen winners this year, so he's pretty much locked in.
Carson Hosavar finished second. Of course, Carson has a lot
(04:26):
of attention around him. He has been in the middle
of a couple of different accidents and he has always
carried that label of being an over aggressive driver. He
was very aggressive at the end of this race, and
a lot of people pointing fingers at him at the
end of the race. I found this ironic that Ross
chastating the guy two years ago they were all beating
up on pulls Carson aside. He's kind of Carson's mentor
(04:51):
telling him, this is okay, this is okay, this is
not okay. You can't do this, And I thought, wow,
how times have changed. The guy that they were all
lining up to beat up two years ago has now
become the teacher.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There's some Obi Wan Kenobi referencing here.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's crazy but crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So Christopher Bell, Carson, Josvar their second, then Kyle Larson,
Ryan Blaney, Riggy Stenhouse Junior. Then yeah, you recognize all
the names in top ten, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch talking
about Ross and Bubba Wallas ninth, John Hunter, Nima check
at tenth.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And here here's a little bit for you. There have
only been two drivers in the first two races to
finish in the top ten. One of them is not
a surprise. One of them is Ryan Blaney. He has
carved out top ten finishes at both Atlanta and Daytona.
The other one is the last name you mentioned in
that rundown, John Hunter Nima Check has two top ten finishes.
This is for Legacy Motor Club. That's Jimmy Johnson's team
(05:49):
that was last year could not get out of their
own way, and this year they've gotten off to a
lot better start. Jimmy Johnson managed to finish third at
Daytona and John Hunter Nima Check is one of the
only two guys for two top ten finishes. So a
little bit of daylight here, a little bit of hope
here for Legacy Motor Club in Toyota and the Jimmy
(06:10):
Johnson enterprise.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Before we look at this weekend, said something last week
about Dodge maybe head back to NASCAR.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Any new movement.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Looks looks more and more like that's a definitive thing
that's going to happen, And for a lot of people
that you know, brings back a lot of nostalgia. Don't
know what they're going to race yet, but that's great.
That shows the more interest you have from manufacturers in NASCAR,
the healthier the sport is. So Dodge will come back
with RAM in the truck Series first, and it looks
(06:39):
like it may be as soon as twenty twenty seven
the Dodge would have a car in Cup. And I
know for a lot of folks, a lot of old timers,
you know, they want to seem to mow par Brand
or whatever it is, even though it's a multinational company.
Now back in stock car racing. I think that's really healthy.
And I don't know that it's going to stop at
just four. I think there will be a fifth manufacturer
(07:00):
be sniffing around sometime very soon.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All right, Next up this weekend Circuit of the Americas
in Austin, Texas, first road course of the year.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
What you're looking at, well, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Gonna be different. They're cutting off a good bit of
this road course. They're gonna run a shorter version of
the road course than what they have and cut out
a big chunk of the race and circle it back earlier.
It's kind of hard to explain, but when you will
see it, it'll make sense. So they're going to run
more laps on a shorter course. So I think that
(07:30):
really takes away from who do you think would be
the best at it. Kyle Larson will be really good.
He's good at just about anywhere. This could be where
Shane van Gisbergen shines. He is the road course ace
in all of this. Who's driven two really good races,
doesn't have the finishes to show for it, but it's
been pretty good this year. And if aj Allmendinger is
(07:51):
going to get a win this year, it's probably gonna
be at one of the road courses. So those are
three guys that I would be looking at really hard.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
All Right, thank you so much, Doug. You have a
great week. Body.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
All right, we'll talk to you next week. Then there
Thanks Bud. We all gonna follow Doug on X at
Riceman sixty one.
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One is sex, jam what was the author?
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instinct is to feed yourself, to.
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Eat, to eat?
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Is that other basic instinct? Cordon old freud? Why you say, Blake,
agree or disagree? I agree and got it? Anger is
what old Food said, anger is the other because you're
not getting any sex there is.
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Speaker 3 (10:52):
Doing something that most any woman can do.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
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Speaker 8 (10:57):
Baby that wouldn't do it?
Speaker 9 (11:01):
I know.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Most effective method is to scream.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Scream, I don't scare off prowlers. Any woman can do it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Blake, Do you agree or disagree? Uh so, just just
for kicks and giggles. What were you thinking any woman
could do to scare for prowler?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Blake, I don't know. That's what I thought.
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You weren't taking it off. That's where I'm mode going.
When you're trying to listen to a woman, we can't.
Oh right, Blake, Hey, we gotta find consolation prize for you.
Gonna put you up with my other woman in here?
All right, all right, thing for Jackie, make a happy
(11:50):
all right? Oh Blake had just played to beat the Blonde.
I had to shout out to me from Tracy, Huckabee said.
I met Tracy down in Warner Robbins when we were
down there doing a meet and greet few years back,
and she is now Tracy Chandler. So she got married.
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(17:01):
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A popular place ten for senior. We went to a
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what she expected from our relationship. She said, I want
(17:22):
a man who is a shining light among company. He's
got to be able to sing, dance, tell a joke, entertain,
and most importantly, stay at home at night.
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The waitress overheard that and said, if that's all you want,
get a TV.
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A good point.
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So what does she say, Well, let's just say she
dumped me for another guy. His name is Sam Sung.
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You're a pretty good mood for god that got dump.
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Well, her sister is not that demanding, so win win.
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Said the same thing about his wife.
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Don't you get her name out of her? Speaking of football,
the NFL has reportedly contacted Taylor Swift about being next
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That's why she's dating.
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Taylor alone?
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President Donald Trump is announced on social media that Dan Bongino.
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Are you familiar with Dan Secret Service guy?
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Yes? A conservative talk show host as well. Uh, he
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All right, Uh huh.
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The position does not require the Senates confirmation, so they
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What my last story I have is about old Sean
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the flight risk. But one of his attorneys, Anthony Rico,
petitioned the judge to be formally removed from his defense.
(23:51):
He wrote, under no circumstances can I continue to effectively
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eleventh mastermind Osama bin Laden. So another lawyer with inside
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Word and the word everyway.
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Let's meet our contestants. We got Randall from Woodman to Alabama.
Good morning, Randall, Good morning, Good morning Monny. And we
got a penny from Heartsville, Alabama.
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Good morning, Pennies. Oh my bad, are you there?
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Penny?
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There?
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You are?
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Good?
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Good line?
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How about boys against girls on worthy word today? That
beat Tater and Penny?
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Cool around?
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All right, well, Penny, you and Tater relax, catch you breathless.
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See what me and Randall can do for our first
thirty seconds.
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Ahright, Randal you ready body, Yeah, I'm ready, alright, I'm.
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Gonna put him right in that head. You shout him out.
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This?
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All right, all right, you wild girls, read ready, Penny,
I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
And go all right, you have to fill up your
gas blank. Yes, you keep a horse in one of these.
It also means no, but it's another word for yes,
thank you.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
This means you're equal like a like a blank partner
in a law firm, or the blank in your house.
They'll pay you for it, but your house has equity. Yes,
you turn the door. You turn the door blank, it's
how you get in.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Turn the door.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Ye uh uh, okay, y'all put a four on the
board to take the lead by one, four to three.
All right around on This is where we need to
step it up, buddy, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
All right? Start the clock now. You don't use the
air condition in the winter.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
You turn on the.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, all right. This is you find this in the
ocean and it washes up. It's like a plant.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
It's on the shore.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Oh look, I got to wrapped around my ankle. That's
what you don't. It's just it's a kind of this.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Come on, yeah, that's it, all right, okay, a wooden
blank also al Bundy's wife's name.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
As much I on that one.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Two on the board two four a five, So penny
and tat one will tie two will win? Ready, go
all right?
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Do you know the wife's name.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
What pig? Yes die.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
The opposite of light.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Is God's all that way coming.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
You're gonna win.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Sorry, Randall. I tried to play some defense.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
There in the end.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
Worked on me, It didn't work on Teddy.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Alright, we appreciate you playing, buddy. Try again anytime a man.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
All right, thank you die damn Penny. Look at you
down Hartsville.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You are playing and you got one hundred twenty dollars
surprise back to show you.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Oh right, that sounds great. Thank y'all.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Come back.
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Speaker 3 (30:41):
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drives around in our minivan.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Life for him has nothing?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Wife or let him do what.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
They she says, hits up, about time he grew.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
There's a school. Looks you'll find them.
Speaker 11 (31:04):
Married nine last time married Man, College Buddy and Drinking Buddy.
We're about to embark on the long awaited trip to Hollywood,
compliments of Power one O seven point two FM. When
Drinking Buddy's idiot Palill Smiley dropped out of the last
minute due to alcohol poisoning, it meant a last minute
addition to the team.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Hey, fellers, who's ready to have some fun today? Is
Monica Ming's the stripper from the Monkey in the Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
And thanks to Monkey in the Morning, the team's screen
test promises to be quite interesting.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Please when they get the Hollywood the super guys that
are gonna be auditioning for Seymour Buttstein, America's foremost purveyor
of adult entertainment.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh man, that's it, Hey, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Now.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Our heroes race to the airport to board their flights.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
My girl, Hollywood, here we come.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
I'm pretty excited. Can you tell sure?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Getting baby Headlights is home.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Let me see, guys, let's just focus on getting on
the airplane. Can we what gate are we looking for?
Speaker 7 (32:03):
H B three?
Speaker 11 (32:04):
Good, that's just around the corner. Okay, we'll figure out
our next move during the flight.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Uh, well, might have to figure out something sooner than that.
There's a TV crew at the gate.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Wow, we're gonna be on TV too.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
I told you make your famous big Girl.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Okay, okay, nobody panic.
Speaker 11 (32:19):
Let me do the talking, married Mine Reeves, Phil but
from Good Morning Central, Sudy, you folks at the weddows
of the big who wants to be a Boveystar contest
got to have to talk to us about your trip.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
H Well, we're a little bit pressed for time right now, so.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
We Yeah, the Booviy planning to fill about the Hollywood
is a sleezy X rated skim flick. Well, actually, Reeves,
I think that may have been some sort of misunderstanding.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, Seymour Buttstein ain't no sleezy skim flick guy. He's
an artist. What is your name?
Speaker 7 (32:45):
De Monica means she's a new member of the Superteam.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
She's stripper girl.
Speaker 11 (32:50):
Well, actually, Monica is not an official member of the group.
She's a guest of one of our team members.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
That'd be mad. I don't drink a guy. Nice to
meet you, Beaves. How are the show? When never I
hung over and passed out from the night before.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Let me also say revis that any project my costume
cohorts and I are involved in will be family friendly
and represent our team and our city in the most
favorable possible life.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Hey, bamous one of Johns for a cocktail.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
For takeout drinking. Buddy, we really need to be getting
on the board now. Thank you very much, Revus. It
was nice to meet you. Let's go, guys. At long last,
the team climbs aboard the waiting jet for the flight
to California a short time later.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yes, that's right, honey.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
That whole porno movie thing, it's probably just one of
those wacky jokes that Monkey in the morning is so
famous for.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
See.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Yes, really what No Monica is sitting on the row
in front of us. Yes, I'm sitting next to college.
But yeah, listen, hon this airfhone thing is pretty expensive.
I'll call you back when we get to California in
a couple of hours. Okay, sweety, love you bye.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Not bad and you handled yourself pretty well that TV
interview too. Public relations is a very important part of
the superhero game, old.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Chum, Hey guy, we done good on TV.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Huh, Bedford? Please your breath is enough to make the
oxygen masks drop down?
Speaker 5 (34:12):
You know, druper drawers. You could be a little nicer.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I'll tell you what. I'll try being nicer if you
try being smarter.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
Guys, Guys, please, let's not add air rage on top
of everything else. Ronnie, I never thought i'd say this,
but why don't you sit down and have another drink?
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Rights for me?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Guy?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Hey Moniker, how about Curtail?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Sounds good to me. Baby, I figured it was you
on college. Buddy. He really doesn't do it on purpose. Yeah,
but it's just as annoying. We listen. Like I've told
you before, the members of a superhero team need to
take care of each other.
Speaker 11 (34:44):
We're like a family, yeah, with an idiot, drunken uncle
something like that. But remember we're his guests. He's the
one that made this whole thing possible.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh yeah, you me loudmouth flush a hay seeds dripper
on our way to a screen test for a porno movie.
Speaker 11 (35:00):
Okay, so maybe it's not the scenario we would have picked.
But look at it this way. The worst is behind us.
From here on, Chum, things can only get better.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Ye ye ya ya ya ya yea yea yea yeah,
all American confidence, please to be giving me your attention.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
My name is Cam here, come out, and I'm taking
control of this airplane. All of you are now my hostages.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Of course I could be wrong about the.
Speaker 11 (35:22):
Head, Holy repultant development. How will our heroes get out
of this? You'll know again next time when we'll hear
Monica minks.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Say, you know, for a terrorist, he's kind of cute, and.
Speaker 11 (35:35):
Come here come, I'll say, ya ya ya, don't massa
next thing? Start tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Love love you'll find the married nine. Good morning, this
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big should already you. Today's feature tracked for The Big
Show bit Box.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
A little Man and the Jar, Me and Billy and
Red Shiner center out cutting up keyword little man at
the bit box.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Right here.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
A local woman in Grayville County was cleaning up around
the Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a
severed human. We we and here's another Bobby thing you know,
I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Got a fad, Yeah, fad, it's a hula hoop. Yeah.
She finds like a severed you know, we were in
a peanut butter jar. Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident.
There's some worker who's so he doesn't even realize he
lost it. I remember going to talk about the pickle slicer.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
They fired both of.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Us peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the
one time?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Was was it?
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Peter Pan?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Lieutenant Sam Simmons, motion for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office, said,
from the lab.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this?
Speaker 6 (37:40):
All right?
Speaker 10 (37:41):
Very tough for men of the boys at the lab.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Finger Prince, I mean, let's got the chalk outline, guy,
this should be good.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Somebody higer out somebody called Tracy. Ah wait now he said,
we don't have any fairies about it right now. The
woman found the suspected organ. While suspected organ, yes, she
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was working noticed something. She knows, a court sized jar,
kind of happier size jar.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, committed the symbol the court size jar. This guy's
supremely unhappy. She noticed something suspicious in it. I guess
it's not what you expected. Finding a court sized jar.
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Ridiculous, I look at that.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Anyway. They took the suspected organ to agree with Amrral Hospital.
It was examined by a pathologist who said, that's what
appears to me. You know, you know what the thing
is on the North Carolina statutes.
Speaker 9 (38:56):
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's no but it comes to claim it, she
gets to keep it.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yes, and this was a good part of that. Why
does everything remind me any grad shows we all do.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from today. Ah, but you gotta a lot of guys,
guys coming to claim it.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Though pathologist was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band the suicide note.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
He left the guys. That shows you that it does
think this guy, this guy, women sucks. I'm out here
and it killed itself. That the peanut butter coaching machine
line with a suicide note wrapped around it. They can't
take it. So this guy's choice. The woman is killing me.
(39:57):
I'm living, I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
What did the notes say, Well, it had some type
of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Well, like I said, be a little hard to write.
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 11 (40:13):
Right then, type about fifteen words a minute will train one.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
But it's the handwriting snow. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Can't grip the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit. Everybody's
imagined it.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Trying to write. Now there's something there, go home, min
can write real well. Yeah, and the snow doesn't count.
I can take the snow doesn't get The bad news
is it's Hillary's handwriting. We've laked them up. These are
(40:59):
lego jokes. We just keep putting one on.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Then the organ is in storage storage. It's what's in
the police station refrigerator every time. Guy who run first eight,
can you get this now it's down at the mark.
They have this little tiny drawer that.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
You know.
Speaker 13 (41:32):
I'm told them when they built this mortgage this and
come in someday be handy.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
I'm told them it would happened sooner or later. Yeah.
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up is
Beating the Blonde. Do what you can do and get
you a happy heard prize bag. We'll open it up
in minutes right now on his own track with Doug Rice.
Good morning, mister Rice.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Good morning, John boy All.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's pleasure to be with you man. We always look
forward to having your own Doug. Thank you for joining
us again of your experiencing retirement. I gotta ask you,
you'd usually be calling the Atlanta race last weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
How was it not going to the track?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It was okay. It wasn't quite as traumatic as I
thought it was going to be. I thought I would
be really wistful and you know, feeling sort of out
of it, and it was okay. It was especially okay
Sunday at about seven thirty in the evening when the
race wrapped up, and I realized that all my friends
still had to get packed up and get back to
(00:52):
the hotel at nine thirty that night and then drive
home the next day. And I was going, like, you know,
this is not bad. I'm already home. So I miss
being around the crew that broadcasts the race. That was
always the best part of it. But I felt like
I adapted pretty well to my first official weekend away
from the races.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
That's Nate.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I could just well, I can't imagine. I mean, you
know how back in the day when we would travel
to some races, it was just great, all right, we're
not going, let's stay home, watch it from the couch.
And I can imagine, you know, the travel schedule you
have been over the last thirty five years.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
We even got that way when the race was in town.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
We don't have to go, oh wow, I want people
to still go to the race.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Sure, fight tickets, go to the race.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, but that is a big difference. And it was okay.
I still listened to the PRM broadcast and turned down
the television sound because I wanted to hear how everything sounded.
And much to my chagrin, they sounded really good. There's
part of you that says, yeah, they're gonna be great,
and you built this wonderful team. And there's another part says, well,
(02:00):
I hope they all fall apart.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, but they didn't at all.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
It sounded really good, but it was It.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Was interesting to experience that I will be going to
the Las Vegas Race in a couple of weeks. I'm
gonna go out there and work the public address at
the Las Vegas Motor Speedway, a different role, but I
will not be on the air broadcasting the race.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, okay, he still get to go to Vegas, all right.
I like your pigs. All right.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well let's talk about Atlanta. How about Christopher Bell taking
the chucker bell.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You know what, he led one lap, it's the one
that counted. He was leading when the caution flag came
out on the last lap of the rakes and bested
Carson Hosavar and Kyle Larson. They were headed for a
three wide finish, a lot like we had last year
at the end of the race. There's a big wreck
at the end. A lot of controversy about should NASCAR
(02:55):
have thrown the yellow flag when they did. Could they
have sat on it a few more seconds and let
them race back to the end. I would have loved
to have seen the race back to the start finish line.
But I absolutely understand unequivocally that safety has to come first.
You have to figure out a way to slow these
cars down. With people spinning and crashing into the walls,
(03:16):
you can't afford what could be a worst case scenario.
I didn't like the way it finished, but I absolutely
understand that it had to finish under the yellows. So
Bell gets his first win, Toyota gets their first win.
They qualified terrible at Atlanta, but that doesn't mean a lot.
It's all about how you finish. And it was another
kind of restricter plate type racing or pack racing track
(03:40):
where the outcome is determined by who's around at the
end and who survives the crashes. And Christopher Bell played
it beautifully and made a big move at the end
of the race to get his first win of the year,
which pretty much locks him into the playoffs after two
weeks of the season.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's something because I was asking you man to hear
this early in the season two races and where is he.
I was looking for him to say he's only twelve
and points because he went out to Daytona pretty early.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, and that follows you around for a while. But
he doesn't have to worry about that. With winning this early,
chances are very high that he'll be one of the
sixteen in the playoffs. I don't foresee there being more
than sixteen winners this year, so he's pretty much locked in.
Carson Hosavar finished second. Of course, Carson has a lot
(04:26):
of attention around him. He has been in the middle
of a couple of different accidents and he has always
carried that label of being an over aggressive driver. He
was very aggressive at the end of this race, and
a lot of people pointing fingers at him at the
end of the race. I found this ironic that Ross
chastating the guy two years ago they were all beating
up on pulls Carson aside. He's kind of Carson's mentor
(04:51):
telling him, this is okay, this is okay, this is
not okay. You can't do this, And I thought, wow,
how times have changed. The guy that they were all
lining up to beat up two years ago has now
become the teacher.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There's some Obi Wan Kenobi referencing here.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's crazy but crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So Christopher Bell, Carson, Josvar their second, then Kyle Larson,
Ryan Blaney, Riggy Stenhouse Junior. Then yeah, you recognize all
the names in top ten, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch talking
about Ross and Bubba Wallas ninth, John Hunter, Nima check
at tenth.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And here here's a little bit for you. There have
only been two drivers in the first two races to
finish in the top ten. One of them is not
a surprise. One of them is Ryan Blaney. He has
carved out top ten finishes at both Atlanta and Daytona.
The other one is the last name you mentioned in
that rundown, John Hunter Nima Check has two top ten finishes.
This is for Legacy Motor Club. That's Jimmy Johnson's team
(05:49):
that was last year could not get out of their
own way, and this year they've gotten off to a
lot better start. Jimmy Johnson managed to finish third at
Daytona and John Hunter Nima Check is one of the
only two guys for two top ten finishes. So a
little bit of daylight here, a little bit of hope
here for Legacy Motor Club in Toyota and the Jimmy
(06:10):
Johnson enterprise.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Before we look at this weekend, said something last week
about Dodge maybe head back to NASCAR.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Any new movement.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Looks looks more and more like that's a definitive thing
that's going to happen, And for a lot of people
that you know, brings back a lot of nostalgia. Don't
know what they're going to race yet, but that's great.
That shows the more interest you have from manufacturers in NASCAR,
the healthier the sport is. So Dodge will come back
with RAM in the truck Series first, and it looks
(06:39):
like it may be as soon as twenty twenty seven
the Dodge would have a car in Cup. And I
know for a lot of folks, a lot of old timers,
you know, they want to seem to mow par Brand
or whatever it is, even though it's a multinational company.
Now back in stock car racing. I think that's really healthy.
And I don't know that it's going to stop at
just four. I think there will be a fifth manufacturer
(07:00):
be sniffing around sometime very soon.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All right, Next up this weekend Circuit of the Americas
in Austin, Texas, first road course of the year.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
What you're looking at, well, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Gonna be different. They're cutting off a good bit of
this road course. They're gonna run a shorter version of
the road course than what they have and cut out
a big chunk of the race and circle it back earlier.
It's kind of hard to explain, but when you will
see it, it'll make sense. So they're going to run
more laps on a shorter course. So I think that
(07:30):
really takes away from who do you think would be
the best at it. Kyle Larson will be really good.
He's good at just about anywhere. This could be where
Shane van Gisbergen shines. He is the road course ace
in all of this. Who's driven two really good races,
doesn't have the finishes to show for it, but it's
been pretty good this year. And if aj Allmendinger is
(07:51):
going to get a win this year, it's probably gonna
be at one of the road courses. So those are
three guys that I would be looking at really hard.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
All Right, thank you so much, Doug. You have a
great week. Body.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
All right, we'll talk to you next week. Then there
Thanks Bud. We all gonna follow Doug on X at
Riceman sixty one.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
A damn, let's play Beating.
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contestant at a Byron, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
We got Blake. Good morning, Blake, good morning, how you knowing? Eyboddy?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
We're all so good and glad to have you in
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we're gonna ask Datter some questions. You agree or disagree,
get too right for too wrong, and you win. They go,
BIRTI got what b I got in?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Then what gave that away? That's a happy herd prize bag?
What we're dealing with? I got it? So Blake, you're
still women buddy?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, all right, so we're already well ready okay, oh
segment fruid you he was a psychologist, was something special?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
He once said that there are just two basic instant.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
One is sex, jam what was the author?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
We're getting some sex because it's freud. The other basic
instinct is to feed yourself, to.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Eat, to eat?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Is that other basic instinct? Cordon old freud? Why you say, Blake,
agree or disagree? I agree and got it? Anger is
what old Food said, anger is the other because you're
not getting any sex there is.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I feel your brother, there's a buster. Let's get one here,
Let's get on here.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Researchers have found that one of the most effective methods
of scaring off prowlers is.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Doing something that most any woman can do.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
What having a.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Baby that wouldn't do it?
Speaker 9 (11:01):
I know.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Most effective method is to scream.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Scream, I don't scare off prowlers. Any woman can do it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Blake, Do you agree or disagree? Uh so, just just
for kicks and giggles. What were you thinking any woman
could do to scare for prowler?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Blake, I don't know. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You weren't taking it off. That's where I'm mode going.
When you're trying to listen to a woman, we can't.
Oh right, Blake, Hey, we gotta find consolation prize for you.
Gonna put you up with my other woman in here?
All right, all right, thing for Jackie, make a happy
(11:50):
all right? Oh Blake had just played to beat the Blonde.
I had to shout out to me from Tracy, Huckabee said.
I met Tracy down in Warner Robbins when we were
down there doing a meet and greet few years back,
and she is now Tracy Chandler. So she got married.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Congratulations, Yeah, nice of her to remember.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
You don't make up husband jealous now in the Georgia Boys,
I don't. He's pretty hard to forget. Everybody want to
rob you run across Good Morning. It's a bit choler.
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Celebrating the odd couple yesterday never started celebrating.
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Our old couple next week at the Burger King Municipal Arena.
It's Major General, Tom Saddler and Robert d Raper in
Neil Simon's all new stage comedy The Old Couples.
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It Ben and Rod leaving in at the park. Hey Philips,
how's it going, Oscar?
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What in herren's name is it? What this green thing
I found in refrigerator?
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Not saying it's either very new cheese or very old
neat America's oddest couple in America's Newest comedy smash oscar.
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Why are you underwear on bacon sheet in the ven? Oh?
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The drawer in the laundry room was broke. I was improvised.
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Y from now on, could you let me know when
you're gonna do something that idiotically?
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What?
Speaker 12 (14:09):
I just preheated the oven to cook my sux flate.
Now the whole kitchen smells like a like a I
think you know what it smells like. It's making my
allergies act up. I can I can holler, hang hag.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Old couple.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
Yeah they're really old there a couple buck Okay, go there, Okay.
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Go there, not you miss Raven. The general in the
old couple ain't been getting b They're really old there,
they're really God good morning.
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thirty anyway, wordy word right now he's here, Marvin Webster. Well,
I think I saw stand Higgins chatting up these Steno pools,
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You are full of beans this morning?
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kind of upbeating perky.
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Upbeating perky. I think I needed them.
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Well, you know, I have to ask how was Valentine's splendid,
dazzling grand a great, big, bountiful booty buffet if you
want to get all p diddy about it, a sense
of stories. So let's hear it now, John boy, you
know I never kiss and tell. Come on, But since
we never kissed because we were too busy knocking boots,
(16:18):
I guess the details are upper graands. So first off,
I think this may be the one where did you
meet her at the women's prison? What were you doing
at the women's prison volunteering for kanjigle visits? Canjugal visits?
What was she in for grand larceny? Was she guilty yes,
(16:40):
of stealing my heart? You are dog guilty as charged,
culpable beyond question. A romantic male feasance? What malfeasance and
when my love was sprung by the state. I wanted
to give her something big and expensive, so I bought
her a dozen roses eggs. It says the weather was
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unseasonably warm that day. I took her up to look
Out Point. That's the place where lovers go to canoodle.
It was pretty crowded. She said, listen, you can hear
the crickets. I said, those aren't crickets, those are zippers.
A popular place ten for senior. We went to a
nice restaurant for a late dinner. She was telling me
what she expected from our relationship. She said, I want
(17:22):
a man who is a shining light among company. He's
got to be able to sing, dance, tell a joke, entertain,
and most importantly, stay at home at night.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
The waitress overheard that and said, if that's all you want,
get a TV.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
A good point.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
So what does she say, Well, let's just say she
dumped me for another guy. His name is Sam Sung.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
You're a pretty good mood for god that got dump.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
Well, her sister is not that demanding, so win win.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Is she good looking?
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Not really?
Speaker 10 (17:50):
But you know what they say.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
The difference between the facts and a walrus is about
seven cocktails. And it's always five o'clock somewhere, which reminds
me I need to stock up at the liquors.
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Well, good look, next time you're in the area, be
sure it's happen.
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I always do later theaters.
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Speaker 7 (20:14):
It's a war.
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Time which, yes, Sir Conan O'Brien will be hosting the Oscars.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Scare Movies, Movie Stuff Movies.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
It's happening this Sunday, and it'll air live on ABC
and stream on Hulu. They're gonna be broadcasting from the
Dolby Theater in Holly Would. The Oscars have announced a
batch of presenters this year. They've added to their already
existing lens list. It looks like Oprah Winfrey is gonna
be there, Selena Gomez, Ben Stiller, William Dafoe, Goldie Hawn Sterling,
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k Brown, Joe Alwyn, Lily Rose Depp, and Anna de
Armas to name a few. So everybody, what you're gonna
do Sunday? Ain't got no.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Football to walk.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Speaking of be talking about movies.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Yeah, actors, movies, directors, costumes, music, How great they are?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Anti Trump species, We're.
Speaker 10 (21:16):
Great, y'all are great.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
I hope you can, you know, make it.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Is anybody gonna slap anybody that you know of it?
I don't know Will Smith.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I don't know if he's good that they are holding
close to the chest. I don't see anything about.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Said the same thing about his wife.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Don't you get her name out of her? Speaking of football,
the NFL has reportedly contacted Taylor Swift about being next
year's Super Bowl halftime performer.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
That's why she's dating.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Oh, I don't think she makes the super Bowl, Jon Boy,
A source inside the NFL, said that Taylor is at
the top of their list for the Super Bowl sixty
in Santa Clara, California. The insider also said, quote, Taylor
is the goal. It would be historical. We would make
the best numbers ever and she don't.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Need the money since they don't pay anybody to do it.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah, so you know that's the that's the thought is
that she would probably say yes if she had some
new music to promote.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Why don't you have Travis go ahead? And break up
with her.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Speed things up?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
How connected do you think Taylor is?
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this worldwide broadcast podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay is here?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Don't you want anyone to be happy?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Taylor alone?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
President Donald Trump is announced on social media that Dan Bongino.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Are you familiar with Dan Secret Service guy?
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Yes? A conservative talk show host as well. Uh, he
will be the Deputy director of the FBI.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
All right, Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
The position does not require the Senates confirmation, so they
can appoint whoever they want. He, like you said, was
a former New York City police officer, a US Secret
Service member, and he will step down from the popular podcast,
The Dan Bongino Show on GINO to take the new rule.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
So I thought you would like to know.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
What my last story I have is about old Sean
Diddy Combs. What so P do P dooty? He is
his trials in two months, and uh, well you got
to go to trial? Not until then, yeah, not until
the flight risk. But one of his attorneys, Anthony Rico,
petitioned the judge to be formally removed from his defense.
(23:51):
He wrote, under no circumstances can I continue to effectively
serve as council consistent with the American Bar Association's standards
for criminal justice. You think, oh yeah, lawyers drop out
all the time, But Anthony Rico has a history of
defending impossible cases. Twice in the nineties he defended terrorists
in the United States court, and this included the September
(24:11):
eleventh mastermind Osama bin Laden. So another lawyer with inside
knowledge revealed of P Diddy's defense team, quote, it's become
a real boop show. They're desperate not to go to trial.
So this guy bailed.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
How bad it was you defend the mastermind of nine eleven?
But pen did? He said, whoa?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, good, all right, Well, thank you for that report,
Mars and a wonderful word. Mate. Well let's get us
a winner. Let's play worthy word. Maybe get you breath.
Let's play breath and play whoa.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Dozens team up and play next. Good morning, it's a
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big show on the radio, ronning through your Thursday morning.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Don't let's go on and do it.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I buy the bad take the wordy.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Word and the word everyway.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Randall from Woodman to Alabama.
Good morning, Randall, Good morning, Good morning Monny. And we
got a penny from Heartsville, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Good morning, Pennies. Oh my bad, are you there?
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Penny?
Speaker 6 (25:52):
There?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
You are?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Good?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Good line?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
How about boys against girls on worthy word today? That
beat Tater and Penny?
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Cool around?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
All right, well, Penny, you and Tater relax, catch you breathless.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
See what me and Randall can do for our first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Ahright, Randal you ready body, Yeah, I'm ready, alright, I'm.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Gonna put him right in that head. You shout him out.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Start the clock.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Now you go into a bar and say, hey, what
beard do you have on.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
This?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Another dancing thing when you put stuff on your shoes
you blank dance?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yes, all right, you need one of these to unlock
your door. You gotta have a uh huh blank to
malou my darling blank tu mulu, yes, uh huh. This
is what you want to be in in a war
and shoot a big gun.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, all right, I around three on the board. Three
on the board. Ah, Tater and Penny for a round one?
All right, all right, you wild girls, read ready, Penny,
I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
And go all right, you have to fill up your
gas blank. Yes, you keep a horse in one of these.
It also means no, but it's another word for yes,
thank you.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
This means you're equal like a like a blank partner
in a law firm, or the blank in your house.
They'll pay you for it, but your house has equity. Yes,
you turn the door. You turn the door blank, it's
how you get in.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Turn the door.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Ye uh uh, okay, y'all put a four on the
board to take the lead by one, four to three.
All right around on This is where we need to
step it up, buddy, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
All right? Start the clock now. You don't use the
air condition in the winter.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
You turn on the.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, all right. This is you find this in the
ocean and it washes up. It's like a plant.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
It's on the shore.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Oh look, I got to wrapped around my ankle. That's
what you don't. It's just it's a kind of this.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Come on, yeah, that's it, all right, okay, a wooden
blank also al Bundy's wife's name.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
As much I on that one.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Two on the board two four a five, So penny
and tat one will tie two will win? Ready, go
all right?
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Do you know the wife's name.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
What pig? Yes die.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
The opposite of light.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Is God's all that way coming.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
You're gonna win.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Sorry, Randall. I tried to play some defense.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
There in the end.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
Worked on me, It didn't work on Teddy.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Alright, we appreciate you playing, buddy. Try again anytime a man.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
All right, thank you die damn Penny. Look at you
down Hartsville.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You are playing and you got one hundred twenty dollars
surprise back to show you.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Oh right, that sounds great. Thank y'all.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Come back.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Well girl, A good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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Tammy Henderson from Augusta, Georgia says, please please play something
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You got you some married man coming up next.
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Got your married man, my read man, my red man
drives around in our minivan.
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Life for him has nothing?
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Wife or let him do what.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
They she says, hits up, about time he grew.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
There's a school. Looks you'll find them.
Speaker 11 (31:04):
Married nine last time married Man, College Buddy and Drinking Buddy.
We're about to embark on the long awaited trip to Hollywood,
compliments of Power one O seven point two FM. When
Drinking Buddy's idiot Palill Smiley dropped out of the last
minute due to alcohol poisoning, it meant a last minute
addition to the team.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Hey, fellers, who's ready to have some fun today? Is
Monica Ming's the stripper from the Monkey in the Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
And thanks to Monkey in the Morning, the team's screen
test promises to be quite interesting.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Please when they get the Hollywood the super guys that
are gonna be auditioning for Seymour Buttstein, America's foremost purveyor
of adult entertainment.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh man, that's it, Hey, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Now.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Our heroes race to the airport to board their flights.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
My girl, Hollywood, here we come.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
I'm pretty excited. Can you tell sure?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Getting baby Headlights is home.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Let me see, guys, let's just focus on getting on
the airplane. Can we what gate are we looking for?
Speaker 7 (32:03):
H B three?
Speaker 11 (32:04):
Good, that's just around the corner. Okay, we'll figure out
our next move during the flight.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Uh, well, might have to figure out something sooner than that.
There's a TV crew at the gate.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Wow, we're gonna be on TV too.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
I told you make your famous big Girl.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Okay, okay, nobody panic.
Speaker 11 (32:19):
Let me do the talking, married Mine Reeves, Phil but
from Good Morning Central, Sudy, you folks at the weddows
of the big who wants to be a Boveystar contest
got to have to talk to us about your trip.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
H Well, we're a little bit pressed for time right now, so.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
We Yeah, the Booviy planning to fill about the Hollywood
is a sleezy X rated skim flick. Well, actually, Reeves,
I think that may have been some sort of misunderstanding.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, Seymour Buttstein ain't no sleezy skim flick guy. He's
an artist. What is your name?
Speaker 7 (32:45):
De Monica means she's a new member of the Superteam.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
She's stripper girl.
Speaker 11 (32:50):
Well, actually, Monica is not an official member of the group.
She's a guest of one of our team members.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
That'd be mad. I don't drink a guy. Nice to
meet you, Beaves. How are the show? When never I
hung over and passed out from the night before.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Let me also say revis that any project my costume
cohorts and I are involved in will be family friendly
and represent our team and our city in the most
favorable possible life.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Hey, bamous one of Johns for a cocktail.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
For takeout drinking. Buddy, we really need to be getting
on the board now. Thank you very much, Revus. It
was nice to meet you. Let's go, guys. At long last,
the team climbs aboard the waiting jet for the flight
to California a short time later.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yes, that's right, honey.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
That whole porno movie thing, it's probably just one of
those wacky jokes that Monkey in the morning is so
famous for.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
See.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Yes, really what No Monica is sitting on the row
in front of us. Yes, I'm sitting next to college.
But yeah, listen, hon this airfhone thing is pretty expensive.
I'll call you back when we get to California in
a couple of hours. Okay, sweety, love you bye.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Not bad and you handled yourself pretty well that TV
interview too. Public relations is a very important part of
the superhero game, old.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Chum, Hey guy, we done good on TV.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Huh, Bedford? Please your breath is enough to make the
oxygen masks drop down?
Speaker 5 (34:12):
You know, druper drawers. You could be a little nicer.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I'll tell you what. I'll try being nicer if you
try being smarter.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
Guys, Guys, please, let's not add air rage on top
of everything else. Ronnie, I never thought i'd say this,
but why don't you sit down and have another drink?
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Rights for me?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Guy?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Hey Moniker, how about Curtail?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Sounds good to me. Baby, I figured it was you
on college. Buddy. He really doesn't do it on purpose. Yeah,
but it's just as annoying. We listen. Like I've told
you before, the members of a superhero team need to
take care of each other.
Speaker 11 (34:44):
We're like a family, yeah, with an idiot, drunken uncle
something like that. But remember we're his guests. He's the
one that made this whole thing possible.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh yeah, you me loudmouth flush a hay seeds dripper
on our way to a screen test for a porno movie.
Speaker 11 (35:00):
Okay, so maybe it's not the scenario we would have picked.
But look at it this way. The worst is behind us.
From here on, Chum, things can only get better.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Ye ye ya ya ya ya yea yea yea yeah,
all American confidence, please to be giving me your attention.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
My name is Cam here, come out, and I'm taking
control of this airplane. All of you are now my hostages.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Of course I could be wrong about the.
Speaker 11 (35:22):
Head, Holy repultant development. How will our heroes get out
of this? You'll know again next time when we'll hear
Monica minks.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Say, you know, for a terrorist, he's kind of cute, and.
Speaker 11 (35:35):
Come here come, I'll say, ya ya ya, don't massa
next thing? Start tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Love love you'll find the married nine. Good morning, this
(36:15):
big should already you. Today's feature tracked for The Big
Show bit Box.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
A little Man and the Jar, Me and Billy and
Red Shiner center out cutting up keyword little man at
the bit box.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Right here.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
A local woman in Grayville County was cleaning up around
the Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a
severed human. We we and here's another Bobby thing you know,
I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Got a fad, Yeah, fad, it's a hula hoop. Yeah.
She finds like a severed you know, we were in
a peanut butter jar. Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident.
There's some worker who's so he doesn't even realize he
lost it. I remember going to talk about the pickle slicer.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
They fired both of.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Us peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the
one time?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Was was it?
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Peter Pan?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Lieutenant Sam Simmons, motion for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office, said,
from the lab.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this?
Speaker 6 (37:40):
All right?
Speaker 10 (37:41):
Very tough for men of the boys at the lab.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Finger Prince, I mean, let's got the chalk outline, guy,
this should be good.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Somebody higer out somebody called Tracy. Ah wait now he said,
we don't have any fairies about it right now. The
woman found the suspected organ. While suspected organ, yes, she
(38:14):
was working noticed something. She knows, a court sized jar,
kind of happier size jar.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, committed the symbol the court size jar. This guy's
supremely unhappy. She noticed something suspicious in it. I guess
it's not what you expected. Finding a court sized jar.
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Ridiculous, I look at that.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Anyway. They took the suspected organ to agree with Amrral Hospital.
It was examined by a pathologist who said, that's what
appears to me. You know, you know what the thing
is on the North Carolina statutes.
Speaker 9 (38:56):
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's no but it comes to claim it, she
gets to keep it.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yes, and this was a good part of that. Why
does everything remind me any grad shows we all do.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from today. Ah, but you gotta a lot of guys,
guys coming to claim it.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Though pathologist was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band the suicide note.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
He left the guys. That shows you that it does
think this guy, this guy, women sucks. I'm out here
and it killed itself. That the peanut butter coaching machine
line with a suicide note wrapped around it. They can't
take it. So this guy's choice. The woman is killing me.
(39:57):
I'm living, I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
What did the notes say, Well, it had some type
of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Well, like I said, be a little hard to write.
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 11 (40:13):
Right then, type about fifteen words a minute will train one.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
But it's the handwriting snow. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Can't grip the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit. Everybody's
imagined it.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Trying to write. Now there's something there, go home, min
can write real well. Yeah, and the snow doesn't count.
I can take the snow doesn't get The bad news
is it's Hillary's handwriting. We've laked them up. These are
(40:59):
lego jokes. We just keep putting one on.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Then the organ is in storage storage. It's what's in
the police station refrigerator every time. Guy who run first eight,
can you get this now it's down at the mark.
They have this little tiny drawer that.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
You know.
Speaker 13 (41:32):
I'm told them when they built this mortgage this and
come in someday be handy.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
I'm told them it would happened sooner or later. Yeah.
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