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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi Big Show fan, Citizen Randy. Here quick show note
about today's podcast. It is an encore edition of The
John Boy and Billy Big Show. This one originally aired
on Tuesday, April twenty eighth of twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I hope you enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Dog, No, no, heybody love. Were all in the house here,
John Bowyn, Billy, I see Marcy, Randy Woo, don'd ta Jackie?
And behind the glass filler's moving around than six feet
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of everything.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It can't help it.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Well everything at a polish, y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
April the twenty eighth, So Thursday, the last day of April.
Then is the month of May. Where bond Eli says,
playing ying excepting the public parks that are close down.
Why yea even Tom Brady can't get away with. Yeah,
yeah going in the parks. Yeah, we'll talk sports a
(01:15):
little bit. Yeah, the final hour, pac Man, of course,
I mean there's the basement, TV studio, bunker and uh
in a couple hours, Bob I boked. We told that
Bob's got those collectible footballs after national championship. Something very
special you Alabama or LSU fan, I want to hang
around see what Bob got for us is more than
(01:38):
That's what we'd fun all right, and we do have well, first,
right quick, the national days, This National Superhero Day says
that honors superheroes both real and fictional. Okay, so okay,
I'm trying to you know, we know the fictional will.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Know Superman and Batman. And maybe they're throwing Tom.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Brady in there.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And it's National Blueberry Pie Day, all right, well, the
blueberries and the blackberries.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm waiting for the bushes to come up.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I wonder why they have it today, because unless you're
like a professional harvester and the blueberries ain't popping up,
you are.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
A professional harvester anything, So I really can't help you
with that.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I got my BlackBerry bushes up there, I know them spots,
but yeah, they ain't they ain't ready yet. That'll be
that'll be about July, I guess. So we'll get back
to you. Old.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
No, you can't never get mine to grow because of
the deer. The deer, yeah, all the berries before I
can pick them.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, well, he shoots all the deer.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
These are wild too, I mean the yeah, the blackberries. Yeah,
we got well, we moved our garden this year because yeah,
deer problems.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Hide it from the deer. You tell a great story.
Oh you know, all right, three days in history.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I won't get them out and get you ready for
out birds. Bring that first prize back out. You know
the way we do it sets you up in minutes.
Wake up, Big Joe's on the radio. Good morning John
Bone building a gang with the heel on Tuesday morning.
First prize pack for you to win this day. It
is a mount Olive Pickle prize pack. It includes a
cool mount Olive had you to get Camo or a
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Hunter's Orange, got a nice T shirt, a stainless tumbler,
and of course munchies. The portable pickle and a pouch
available at grocery stores near you from the mount Olive
Pickled Company. One pickle some prior in the Big USA
that Jerny slogan, Hey like, yeah right, I had three
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days in the history.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Is that just what?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
A CD ofgor April of twenty eight. There was eighteen
sixty two a river boat kembler named William Mumford became
the first US citizen to be hanged for treason. He
tore the American flag off a pole over a US
mint in New Orleans, then bragged about how he humbled
the old rag of the United States. Well, the big
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mouth cost him his life. He was executed for treason
and destroying the American flag.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
He didn't put up with that stuff about in eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
No, he climbed up on top of the mint. That's
pretty He wanted some attention, for.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Sure, I guess, so move up this date.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
In two thousand and two, the westbound lanes of Interstate
eighty west of Green River, Wyoming were closed for an
hour after a semi truck with a trailer full of
hormale chili and another truck collided. A chili can smashed
through the trailer, broke open and covered the pavement with
slippery beans and meat. Quick thinking officials cleaned up the
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mess with a snowplow.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know, slippery beans and meat was almost the name
of this show.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We thought about up finally was run this day.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Five police and dozens of volunteers in Duluth, Georgia search
for Jennifer will Banks, a bride to be who vanished
two days earlier. Remember to run away bride, Yeah, yeah,
we'll after running away on her own to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
That was a weird joy.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
She had the crazy eyes.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
She didn't look crazy at all.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Alright, well there's the categories one eight hundred Big show
actually told free line. We play out birds next, good
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tis ad the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Hey prolog twenty eight in our.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Video of the day, Hey Alabama, there's a cow in
your pool.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Check it out in the Big Show not coming and
the chants they're now they got a chance to get
out win them again more Upperst.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
John Boys and Billy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
We give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Let's go he contested number one. This shot really be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
When you're playing Upberst.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Have them hurry up and guest time you love the
best time, you love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Let's say, Hey, a jat from Kathleen, Georgia.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
We have shots.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Good morning, jan good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
All right, first contestant Dad at Great State of Georgia.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Y'all opening up ready for business this week.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Huh that's true, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
All right, save glad you made it in here.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Let's see if you can win this man out of
piggle prize back for the comfort of your telephone.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
All right, there.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
We go category number one in five seconds. Three places
you see the American flag, Ready to.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Go at school and a courthouse.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It at your.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
House and ma'am I jm.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Now three foods packaged in cans, Ready.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Go, chili, born and bean.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
And for to win.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Three things you can run away from. Ready go.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
There's your house and a wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Maybe a story there she had those already right quick?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
All right, Jane, you did a baby bound out of
pickle price back headed down to Kathleen for you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh that's great, great? Can I give it for that?
Of course, that's right.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Give it to our son and his co workers at
Suez and my daughter in law soon to graduate from
Mercer University.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You know, right, Jan, appreciate you and yours listening to
the big show. We'll return to the slippery beans and
meat shows right after your news, Oliver sayings about what
aboute good morning bike shows on the radio? You having
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a birthday today? Happy birthday is April of twenty eight.
Last eleventy birthday List actress Penelope Cruise is forty five.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
He's thirty rise.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Glassy actress Jessica Alba is thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Not bad or so Jessica go for John Daily.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Oh here's a.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Fifty four years old today on the Champions there say
comedian Jay Leno is seventy years old today.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I was giving you a chance. I was gonna see that.
Sounds like somebody was letting air out of them.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
Can be a good day party.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
Yeah, it was like.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
He of course you probably knew this Tater, the hostess
with the mostes on tament. Oh dear, Matt Damon's aunt
babysit Jay when he was a kid.
Speaker 11 (10:20):
It's been all in all the papers.
Speaker 12 (10:23):
Yea.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
And my dad baby sat at O'Neill.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
So there, Matt Damon.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's right, Mars's dad baby said al Bundy. They turned
down all right, yeah O'Neill man, Yeah, I guess a
modern family that sitcom. He really really hit big. I've
always liked him, you said, man. Yeah, it was a
great guy, good guy, that man.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So where was that O'Neill. Where were they living when
your daddy was babysit.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Youngstown, Ohio? Okay, it's from Youngstown, Ohio.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (10:55):
Actually my dad went over to visit his babysitter.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Anyway. Yeah, what she looks like he played football in
real life, dude? He did.
Speaker 11 (11:11):
Yeah, he and my uncle played yeah through high school
in college.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And uh, finally, actress Anne Margaret is seventy nine years
old today. One of the pure beauties of all time.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Well pure maybe, but beauty for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All Right, I don't know my baby, said her. We'll
look into it, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But mainly, happy birthday to you and Ed O'Neil was
not his birth never mind.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Good morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Good boys go ahead, Oliver taking a big girl shopping.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Now he's honoring them in song. This is entitled three y.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, loading.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Holding, rolling, holding, rolling, holding.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Loading, three wall.
Speaker 13 (12:37):
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, Though then legs are swollen, Keep
them rascals rolling three wall through breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
They'll never get no thinner nearly thirty feet inside by side.
Don't stand too close and linger. You might just lose
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a finger. Their appetite will not be Bean them up,
cho chow down them up, three wide, holds them all, clean,
hose them offs, clean them up. Three wall keep feeding, feeding, feeding,
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more than they are needing.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Thank god, they ain't breeding.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Three wall. Don't put them on a diet.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
They'll kill you if you're trying, and then they'll make
some jerky.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
From your hard.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
You know that they ain't fooling when they come menster drooling.
They need to come for their next ride. Bet them up,
cho chound down up, three wide, hold them all, cleanse
them off, clean them up, three wall. Come on, girls,
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keep moving. You've been thrown out of the canoes before.
Come on single file now that's right. Hey, watch out
for those children. Now take a right in the Spencers
and the food corner is riding around the corner.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
Oh hey, come back.
Speaker 13 (14:21):
Feed them up, jojown down, feed them up, join rewinde,
hold them off, clean them up them, hold them off,
clean them up.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Three walls, wind.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Three wide. Hey man, this is timey charge. Whenever I
want to get high, I don't say no. I just
listened to John Boy and.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Billy who wrote this yod morning.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
There there's a big shaw on the radio. Tuesday morning
they rolled up twenty eight. Yeah we're getting into short
rows this month.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Oh we got a big half hour playing for you
coming up in just a couple of minutes the desk
of Tator Taman News, What to watch, John boyd Jeopardy
will be playing, Another Winter will be made?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
And was on this D eight No.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Five had the Runaway Ride scampered out of Duluth, Georgia
headed down to New Mexico.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Scampard makes it sound a whole lot higher than it probably.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Had. Iman the crocodile Stalker on her trail. He lived
those golden moments. And then Hoyt and the Junior Nation
Band what as Hoyt said, all together?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Anyway, they like they was leaving.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
They work together all day and then they were going
home separately. And so I said, why are we doing
that so good? I'm only some fine big show music
coming out of their jams.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Well keep your figures crossed on that perfect Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Right, So how about done Big hour. There's a big
show rolls on. Good Morning Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Coming up.
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now for the best tainer tammer news. What to watching
these trying times take time, you know.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
I'm not gonna light to you all right. Oh oh,
the new home video releases this week looks like looks
like that. Give you that box of ninety nine cent
DVDs at a truck stop. That's what it looks like.
That's what looks like.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
At the bottom line is almost there's almost nothing worth
watching that's coming out for rental right now.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So where do we go?
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Well, on the streaming TV side, the news is a
little bit better there. This week on Netflix you can
see Tiger King, It's still very hot, along with Ozark.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
There's a new drama called Outer Banks.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Have you heard about that? No, it's it's set in
North Carolina. And they said they have the craziest.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
Geography because it's like they got on the ferry and
what road from the beach to Chapel Hill on the
ferry or.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Why, I don't think that's possible.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
And there was in somebody that lives in the area
was saying, yeah, that must have been a tough trip,
you know, having to go through all those roads and.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Over those cars inside. Ever heard of a trailer?
Speaker 9 (18:36):
And the guy that wrote that created the show said, well,
this is an idealized version of North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
This is not like you know, it's like, I's what
about that? It goes Yeah, my boy brand I know him,
and in the ferry system.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
There in North Carolina. I'm pretty sure written get over
the geography.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
So on Netflix, yes, for everyone else's never been it
doesn't make yea, it makes sense to them, as they say,
suspend your disbelief.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
Were now watching those.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
There's a whole bunch of stand up comedy specials over
on Netflix as well, and a new Netflix documentary series
called Coronavirus explained, got on that pretty quick. Moving over
to Hulu, this is a good place if you like
comfort TV episodes. They've got classic shows starring Dick Van Dyke,
Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart. They've also got Seinfeld and
The Golden Girls. Plus there's more recent favorites like Modern Family.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
You can catch that over there.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Arrested Development, Brooklyn, nine to nine thirty Rock, and Jackie's
all time favorite Frasier.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
Can binge watch that if you want to try the
cut the cord thing. A lot of folks been trying
to cut the cord. Check out Hulu's Live TV.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
That's an options a live TV add on, you can
get your favorite live TV channels at priced at a
good bit lower than regular cable. Hulu with live TV
has all or most of your local channels. Plus you
can record your favorite shows without renting a DBR box
from the cable company.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
It's an interesting able.
Speaker 11 (20:08):
Yeah, rent you makes charged.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
You still need an Internet connection though, and it might
be cheaper than having cable. Just paying for the Internet
and have that cable subscription. Amazon Prime if you order
a lot of stuff from Amazon, you've probably got a
membership for this already.
Speaker 11 (20:22):
The annual plan gives you.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Free two days shipping and includes a buttload of TV
and movies too, so you go online for that. There
are a lot of titles you're recognized that are included
in the basic price. Plus, Amazon produces original movies and shows.
They've gotten on board with that, and Amazon Prime Video
sells on demand video rentals for the recent movies, so
me two weeks out you can be purchasing them.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Let me tell you when we picked up on uh,
it was you had to buy it by the season,
but it was cheap, like eight bucks for the whole season.
Last Man on Earth YEP.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I watched that when it was on.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Episode number one opens with the the chiron on the
screen says the year is twenty twenty three years after
the virus.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
That's very funny.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Well, if you're still if you're with cable TV and
you don't want to do any this, the hottest ticket
this week is The Last Dance, ESPN's ten part documentary
about Michael Jordan's legendary run with the.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
Nineteen ninety seven niney eighth Good I'm joining that.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
They are doing two episodes a week on Sunday nights,
and if you miss any of them, you know you
can stream them for free at espn dot com. And
if you're a fan of the feel good sitcom, Parks
and rec NBC's Getting Ready or as Getting the Band
Back Together, I should say for a special reunion episode.
So everybody's coming back for an episode, and it's going
to happen this Thursday at eight thirty pm Eastern, and
almost everybody from the original show is coming back. And
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it's a real episode, not a clip show or a
panel discussion.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
They sit around talk about what it's like to be
on the show.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
It's another episode, another episode that somehow got together.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
So a lot of fans parking rec' your here's your
dream come true.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
Enjoy.
Speaker 11 (22:00):
That's a rabble one to one, right.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
But.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question. We found out everybody's got one of these,
but according to the US Census report, they are more
of them on September sixteenth than any other day of
the year. Birthday his birthday, September to sixteenth. About that,
y'all filled out the census Yet, I know we keep
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getting stuff in the mail.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
We're supposed to go on line and do that make
your little leap?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I think they said if you don't do it online,
somebody will come to your house. Yeah, almost like a threat.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah, do this. You know how our dogs go
crazy when somebody comes to the door.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
We can do this the easy way, sir, or we
can get the hard Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well here we go. Today is
John Boy Jeopardy. In case you missed it.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
The makers of Flintstone's Vitamins finally added Betty rubble to
their Chewable Vitamin Party pack back in nineteen ninety six,
when they added Betty, they eliminated this flintstone shape from
the lineup.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
The elephant that powers the dishwasher, who is always one
of my favorite characters on the show.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I love my job.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, not the all.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
But once y'all got one eight hundred big show you
told free line. We played John Boy, Jeopardy next Good
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Tuesday morning. It's a big show on the radio and
our video today. Hey, Alabama, there's a cow in your pool.
Well we get a chance when you visit the Big
Show dot Com thirty minutes away. Hoard and the boys
and hanging around training. Might as well make some music
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right now.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Let's li yeah live across Americas.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I know your host.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
The man has had cow in the pool problems for
at least the last fifteen years, John Moore, and the
word thing is he's only had the farm about ten.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
They hated Shannon out of Millageville, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Good morning, Shannon, good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We're doing all ride you okay, yeah slam good goodness.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I said contestant in the morning. Out of Georgia. Y'all
y'all are open forbiddness, ain't you?
Speaker 9 (24:55):
They are?
Speaker 7 (24:56):
But I hit the crib.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You hold up, baby, lady, got a big show on
the radio, and here you are. Let's see what you
got for John Boy Jeopardy in case you missed it.
The makers of Flintstone's vitamins finally added Betty Rubble to
their chewable vitamin party back back in ninety six. When
they added Betty, they eliminated this Flintstone shape from the lineup.
Speaker 10 (25:26):
I'm changing my answer from what I told Jess.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Well, it sounds like you got a little voice in
your head working there. So what you got and he
needs a shape? I don't tell it right? You must
have nailed it ready. You're going with Dino. Did they
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eliminate Dino?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
No?
Speaker 8 (25:55):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I don't ever think they had an Is that right?
Speaker 8 (25:59):
They might have?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, well, Shannon, he did not get it. But we
appreciate y'all working together. While y'all hold up in the
crib this morning.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
Oh yeah, all hold up in the crib.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
All right, have a great day, shan to see you.
All right, let's go to Mike over in Bolivar, Tennessee.
Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Good morning, sir, how are you, hey Man? We are
doing good.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Hope you are too, Yes, sir good Man. All right,
Well they didn't eliminate Dino for Betty Rebel. Betty Rebel,
Betty Rebel. What are you thinking, Mike? What Flint's don't
shape they do away with?
Speaker 8 (26:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
What could it be? Flint Mobile? The flint Mobile? Is
that the thing that hung over Bam BAM's crib? Yeah, sure,
that's it.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Right, all right?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I think he means the flint Mobile. You're thinking the
flint mobile, you know, the friend's car. What you're saying, Mike, Yes, yes,
that's the problem when you look something up with Google.
Well let's say it is right. Yeah, we don't take
all for pronunciation on the show to the batmobile. Have
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I got time to get that right answer?
Speaker 8 (27:22):
That's my word.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Mike was sending you the fuel Life Prize pack my
friends a mechanic in a bottle. All right, thank you
so much, sir.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh you do, Mike, hangover with jacket. All right, we
jump out, catch you up on your news. Then revisit
the Runaway Ride.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Big anniversary. Good morning, it's a big shoon. The radio
(28:26):
rolling through you. Tuesday, April twenty eight, Hello is this day?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Back in oh five Police and dozens of volunteers and Duluth,
Georgia search for Jennifer will Banks, a bride to be
who vanished two days earlier came to be known as
the Runaway Bride.
Speaker 15 (28:45):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap out
of it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Now here Steve, thank you, loving good night, Stevia.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Today we're in the wadlands of Georgia in the southeastern
United States, and.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
We're hot on the trail of a creature that many
folks once considered a mythical beast.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
What used to be categorized right up there with Bigfoot,
the lockless monster in the Unicorn, has recently proven to
be the real thing. I'm sure by now you know
I'm talking about the nuptialis escapist, rapidious or the North
American runaway Bride. This little chili is a rarity, indeed
good thing too. With the national media rucus this critic creates,
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America couldn't handle a whole pack of them. The Runaway
Bride is easily identified by her gaunt features, made even
more prominent by her out of date hairstyle, enormous square
teeth in bulging wild eyes.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It's a real startler. No worries, though.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
It's opposer even to get a glimpse of her when
she's not on the run, hiding from her significant other
in the subject of a nationwide manhunt. She disguises herself
with one of Mother Nature's most unusual camouflage techniques, A
colorful captain.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It's a little beauty and she sounds close by. Let's
move it.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
You know, a lot of Nature's beast is made for life,
and not the runaway bride. The ring hasn't been forged
that can stay on her fingers. We've got to do
something to push her out of that prickly undergrowth. And
I've got just the things. I've brought one of those
little boom boxes with me and a special ceed. They're
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not gonna bring her out into the open.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
It's working. Criky, she's in quite a stir. I still
can't get a good look at her.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Good thing.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I brought my secret weapon rice, A few handfuls of these.
She'll bolt for sure, Hands.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Off, Oh, she's waking fast. We got get telling the foot.
She makes it to the bus station, then she can
wind up anywhere. Old most got her owl. She threw
a bouquet, A nice shied princess.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Got ya whoa woow blimey.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
She's a real handful. I better watch out for those
plus sized choppers. Easy there, girls, gotta get a grip
on her morning underbreash shredded to close up a fry.
It's coming off by the handfuls. You know, old still darling.
I lost my backup in the mad pursuit.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I hope they get here soon. I can't hold on
to her by myself for long.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Oh she's pragnically naked, make that completely naked. Well, I
can see why her names so we ain't gonna get
her back. She's a little vixen.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Hey, criky, bad luck.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
It's the naive tald gulli a suckerer, or the common
North American jolted groove.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Get your hands off my naked fielce.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Extreme protective nature and their violent temper. Luck if I
this when he's tall and willowy, doesn't appear to be
a real threat. Easy there, slim, I know what I'm
doing here. I'm a professional. I don't want any trouble.
You better run along before someone gets hut.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Well it's a little bit late for that.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah right, how.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Right?
Speaker 14 (32:27):
Hell he won't get away with that again, my mistake.
I've lost Sash. She goes hell.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
At least that'll spare me a beating. Would you turn
or lose for now?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
I'm never gonna find her in us?
Speaker 8 (32:48):
All your fault?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Oh boy, the face, the face? Why don't they always
go for the face right in the meat too?
Speaker 8 (32:57):
All? Ain't go back in the face.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Next week for.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
Another episode of the Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
And stay out of the wolves work?
Speaker 8 (33:11):
Is that just the one? All of them?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Maybe? Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Rode it through you Tuesday morning here in about twenty minutes,
gonna put.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
Bob Eye backer.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
You football fans LSU and Alabama hang around here.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
See what we got for you here? Yeah, you keep
on the line there where he's got that?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I got CD putting CD in the player there just
freshly burnt their jechie.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Other way, honey, there's actually a portion of our audience going,
what's the CD?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
That's technocracy from temptation trailer, all right is here? Got
a cover letter from Hoyt and to Boyd, Hey perverts.
The Junior Nation ban is back in action. We've been
distancing from one another when we weren't working at the
body shop, but somebody said, you know, we're together all
day long at work, why don't we split up when
happy hours starts?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
And thus the band is back together. Didn't matter speaking Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Here's our latest boss hit bound single based on a
true story of love in the age of the state
wide lockdown and how finding a girl to quarantine with
you and turn around and bite you in the rear end.
Spoiler alert, it makes your food budget go up a bit,
keep them straight up for her, Hoyt.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Well, let's listen, ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band
presents a musical.
Speaker 16 (35:08):
Slice of life based on all our romantic experiences during
the Big Pandemic. How's it going?
Speaker 8 (35:16):
In the words of me, not I'm stuck.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
Get home with a quarantine girl. I just might be
here the rest of my life with the quarantine girl.
We met at a fair joint just outside of town.
She came back to my place and then we got
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locked down.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
My quarantine girl.
Speaker 16 (35:50):
So far, so good, right, Well.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Unfortunately there is more to the story.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
She's turning me in and to I't an unhappy dude.
She watches my TV and eats all my food. She's
a quorn yen girl.
Speaker 16 (36:12):
She tells me she's dressed, eats because she's so scared
a carton of pot pop.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
It's just disapare.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
She's a quorn keen girl.
Speaker 16 (36:24):
And I'm coming out with the great big sam club
size partners too. This ain't just stress. This is a
lifestyle this year.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
I like to eat.
Speaker 10 (36:37):
But damn, this.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Woman beat the whole ham all by her sail.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
I checked the kitchen, nothing slend Damn.
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (36:50):
Yeah, there's a whole lot more I can say about this,
but she's still here, so I'll leave that for another time. God,
there it is another cautionary tale of romance from your
friends with the Junior Nation.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Man.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Remind yous be good to one another. And if you
find a good old corn fed gal to move in
with you.
Speaker 16 (37:16):
Be sure you got plenty of corn. If you ain't
got to go out and stay in and wash your
hair and don't put your.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Hands whatever they say. Now, if you'll excuse me, I
got to get back over the sands cloth point.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Every time.
Speaker 17 (37:34):
This gal eats like, I'll tell you this, mister John
Boy or whatever your name is. I'll tell you this,
mister Syndication or whatever your name is. There will be
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no stupid quiz and how but I'll tell you that.
Speaker 11 (38:03):
M m mm hmmmmmm