March 5, 2025 • 47 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has the latest editions of Tatertainment News - and What to Watch.. - Mark Packer updates us on the latest from the world of college sports.. - We get a call from Kim Jon-Un’s Barber.. - Cadbury goes to the wrestling match with John Boy.. - and Murray gives Ceil the gift that keeps on giving- a flu shot…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here's a man that don't work blue. He's
on the TV from the big ESPN and the ACC network,
and we are headed in the March madness with the
man to take us through the whole thing. Mister Mark Packer,
what's up back?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Good morning, John boy. You know we do get to
March and I want to talk to you about hoops.
But really the big headline has got to be the
ACC settling their lawsuits with Clemson and Florida State.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So this has been going on for a while and.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Of course, you know, people are kind of looking around, going, hey,
they want to leave the league.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Where they're going to go?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And you know, everybody got together and basically the ACC
Board of Directors yesterday agreed to a new revenue distribution
model and it reduced the exits fee for any school
wanting to leave the conference between the deal ending in
twenty thirty six. So bottom line, Johnny, how it always works.
The big winner here are the lawyers. You know, that's
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that worked at the end of day, you know, you know,
so listen, Clemson in Florida State have the ability to
make more money, which is good, which is what they're
looking for. Also, the reduced exit feed number, which is
what Clemson was looking at from day one. So that
number is going to go down significantly year by year.
In fact, the bottom line of it by the year
twenty thirty one to be seventy five million dollars. So again,
(01:17):
I don't want to bore you with all of these
kind of crazy numbers. At the end of the deal,
Jim Phillips, the commissioners happen. He keeps everybody together at
least for another five or six years before the next
major expansion, which would probably be in twenty thirty one,
and Florida State and Clemson make more money, and that
could be true for Miami or North Carolina or anybody
else too.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So again, at the end of the day, the lawyers
are the big winners.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
They put a lot of money in their pocket, and
you know, everybody moves forward, and that's the bottom line.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Everybody kind of got something out of the deal.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Huh. I Still, I was hoping you could dumb it
down enough for me to understand. So basically, Clemson Florida
State wanted more money, so they get more money, But
what about the other teams in the conference? So maybe
later they'll get some Well, it kind.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Of works like an initiative that if you have success,
they're going to reward the teams that do well. So
it's a viewership thing based on brand, loyalty, number of
eyeballs and all that stuff. So if you're winning them,
Like listen, if you're Bill Belichick at North Carolina and
you're winning a lot of games, guess what people are
gonna be watching. And if that's the case, you put
more money in your pocket. So the incentive, you know,
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Clemson is really kind of a football driven deal. Seventy
five percent of the revenues coming from football, not basketball.
So again, Florida State had a terrible year last year.
They need to get their act together. Clemson won another
ACC title, they were back in the College Football Playoffs.
They should be really, really good again in twenty twenty five.
But schools like Miami, North Carolina, Florida State, Clemson, they
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should be able to generate more dollars just because they
have the biggest upside from a football perspective. So again
that's how it works. And you know, you still got
to win at the end of the day. But like
I said, the big winner automatically and all this will
lawyers and.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
As it always works.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I didn't want to bother you with all that legal
lees because it is March and it is go time,
the last week of the regular season, and as you know,
Duke's still rocking and rolling.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
They were wearing people out.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
They destroyed Wake Force, they beat them by eight hundred
points on Monday night. They've won four straight games by
thirty or more. But waiting at the end of the
tunnel is Saturday in Chapel Hill. The tar Hills need
another quad one win and that is an opportunity for Carolina.
They desperately need it. They'll get Duke at their place
on Saturday night. In the SEC, Auburn's still the number
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one team on that department. They're gonna be the number
one seed for the SEC tournament next week, so it's
a great week.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
The women's tournaments start this week.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It should be awesome in Greensboro actually starts today for
the ACC and or down in Greenville, South Carolina for
the SEC. But both of those women's tournaments will be
out standing. South Carolina the number one seed. They win
the coin flip against Texas, they're the one seed, and
NC State is the number one seed on the women's side,
so great hoops for the ladies this week, the men
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wrap it up.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
In the next week we.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Get ready for the ACC, the SEC, the Big twelve,
the Big ten tournaments and hot's up and next.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Week, you know, John Boy, March madness will be full trottle.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
At up Boy. Let's enjoy the last week of the
regular season and getting that ACC Winmen's tournament going. That
would be fun. All right, pack you are the man,
my boy, you have a great weekend. You relax, Let's
get ready to go.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
All right, John Boy, sounds good. We'll touch base next week.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Thank you, Boddy. That is Mark Packer from the ACC
Network four pm weekdays. If you get that, turn them
on the TV. All right, Dan, Well, let's play for
our LS tractor prize. Pack who wants to beat the
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Speaker 4 (05:25):
Ok oh, pray.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Right, baby, come o fronts in every time to beat
the bo as we're not contested. We got Robert out
of making Georgia. Good morning, Robert. Oh man, my man, Jackie.
Is Robert on the line there, baby, mes and years
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of him? All right, big one, shackability. I believe Jackie
showed you the hand. Should I talk to that head? Well,
Robert's not on. That's what we're waiting one.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And I say, hey, Robert, is that you?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Robert's going to sound a little prettier.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, Robert. Rana is that you?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Rana?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Hey, all right, why don't you just tell us who
you are? Is Rana from Seymour, Tennessee. All right, good hey, Rona,
you ready to meet the blonde?
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Good, well, I have to change my whole attitude.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Now we work together, Rona, so well, Yeah, Ranna will
ask tighter some questions. She will answer to the best
of her ability. You agree or disagree and get two
bells before two buzzers, and you went all right, yes, yes, okay, Taylor.
According to a recent sir, three out of four french
(07:03):
men who eat in restaurants will always ask the owner
his opinion of something, of what h of his date?
Speaker 8 (07:17):
What do you think of her hair?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I've been with a Frenchman and they asked in a restaurant,
and they ask which win they should try.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Dana says, she's been with a Frenchman there at a restaurant.
At a restaurant they asked which wine?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
I agree with that?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, well that's the thing to do. That's my new
Frenchman to know. Then and then what happened after that?
We got your hammeredmember that.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
He to know.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You never do there's a cheap date. And when it
comes to that, you know, cheap in that way. There's
one bell. Let's get one more. According to the Bible,
that Adam and Eve were tempted into eating the fruit
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from a particular tree that well, of course even God
told them not, they wound up doing it. It was
a woman, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I feel like you're adding.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Adam blamed it is that woman you gave me. Adam
was actually trying to blame God for that. That woman
you gave me.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
She gave me the apple sounds like a man so.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Here.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So anyway, Adam and Eve tempted eating the fruit from
a particular tree while the name of the fruit is
not mentioned. The name of the tree was.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Oh what was it?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Lending tree money?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know, follow the money.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That was the tree of life, the tree of life.
Rana agree or disagree? I disagree?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Wow, and that.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Sounds so right, and you am the tree was the
tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Remember after
the bike they covered themselves up. Hey, we're neggad. Look
how we gotta find them? And if they had eaten
from the tree of life they would live for ever
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like that. Hey, well, look at us winning something, I mean,
learning something. Rana's winning something, Tainter's feeling good. I think
I think we had a we had a good round here. Ronnie,
you have old Jack can hook you up with your
prize back, babe.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Okay, thanks, while we're gonna jump out.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
To hut you up on your news, Martha Steward features
something I'll find out. Hey morning, there's a big sea
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on the radio for you. Wednesday, March the fifth, All
right over, here's talking about Martha Stewart was on the
State No. Five twenty years ago to the date. Martha
Stewart convicted in New York of obstructing justice in line
to the government about why she had unloaded her I'm
Clone stock just before the price plummeted. She served a
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five month prison sentence, but before she went in got
to participate in the last Cooking with Rafer.
Speaker 11 (11:37):
It's time once again for Cooking with Rafer with your
host Robert D.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Rafer.
Speaker 11 (11:43):
No, no, no, where it a for a five minutes show.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Just stirre up.
Speaker 11 (11:46):
Hey all this Rafer On today's show. We'd like to
welcome a very special guest. Where's that card?
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Oh? We here?
Speaker 11 (11:54):
Entertainment guru Martha Stewart is America's best known expert on
home entertainment, but her sister is an expert in her
own right, and her new book is called one hundred
and one Free and Nearly Free Household Hints. Please welcome
my special guest, Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Well, thank you, Bob. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 11 (12:15):
I had no problem.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You want some of the drink? Nice?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Do you have any dry white wines?
Speaker 11 (12:20):
I look like I have any dry white wines. How
about a shot a gentleman jack? No thanks, I'm having
me a taste.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
My goodness, that's an awfully big taste.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
I'm a big boy, so Anyways, what's this new book
of yours about.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Well, Bob, My famous sister Martha sometimes gets accused of
being a little elaborate in some of her household projects. Yes,
I meanwhile, it was always the more practical one in
the family.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You a little bit better looking as she is.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Anyway, this book is a collection of some of my
favorite handy household tips that that will cost you practically nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Speaking of free, you're sure you don't want some of this? No, no, thanks,
suit yourself. It just means more for me. So did
I ask you about the book?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yes? You did?
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Oh yeah, household hen so uh lays I'm on us.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Well, i'd be happy to now. We all love golden
brown pancakes at breakfast time, and if you use a
turkey baster to squeeze the batter onto the hot griddle,
you'll have perfectly shaped pancakes.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Every time I buy the frozen ones, you put it
in the microwave. The hardest part of that is you
get them out of plastic bag.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
What's next, Well, if you're having a hard boiled egg
with that breakfast, an easy way to prevent your eggshells
from cracking is to add a pinch of salt to
the water before boiling.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
What difference does it make if they cracked and you're
gonna take the shells off anyway?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Come on, what else you got?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Well, as long as we're boiling water on the stove.
Now here's a tip for perfect corn on the cop
We can add a pinch of sugar to the water
while cooking sugar huh, And it helps bring out the
corn's natural sweetness.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
The only kind of corn iBOT comes in a can. Well,
speaking of corn, let's.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Just get a little bit here, Bob, you might want
to take it. Take a little easy there.
Speaker 11 (14:26):
Don't you worry about me, sweet hunt. I was knocking
these back when you were still in diapers. Press on,
press on?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Okay, do you.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Ever get headaches?
Speaker 7 (14:36):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Well, here's a handy hint kind of fresh lime in
half and rumb it on your forehead. Believe it or not,
it really works.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
A lime Yeah, bake face full of lime juice running
down your eyes. You know I should feel good. I'll
make you forget all about the rest of your head
hurt always. Just use a little hair of a dog here. Oh,
by the way, we have a little party with the crew.
(15:06):
After we wrap the show up here, you'll just stick around.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Actually, I've got an early flight out. I should probably
go straight back to the hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Hey, you got any tips for cleaning up broken glass?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
No, well what good are you?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Nothing? So anyway, I broke my glass. So anyways, I
would like to thank my special guest, Patrick Stewart, the
author of one hundred and one Dalmatians. This is Rayful
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peace out?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Oh good Bob, hell, Bob?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Bob?
Speaker 12 (15:58):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Could we get a couple of you guys to put
it back on the couch over there?
Speaker 11 (16:05):
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Good morning, let's make share the radio. I'm ready for
a drive, John players Lessac, Hello friends.
Speaker 9 (16:50):
You're old pal Bertford here with another skull scrambling edition
of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Scarecrow.
As our it reopens, Ricky b Sharp is tending his garden.
B do to lure you in beer Runlet's say, oh, lou, say,
could you fetch your adorable dumpling another beer?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
If my adorable dumpling you mean my pasty phased little
bass suet and a pizza unhat. Yeah, I could do that.
There's your beer. The gardens looking pretty good.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Pretty good, a pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Lucy.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
You should know by now that has doothings most love it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's food mascot.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I can't do anything half assed. It's gotta be whole
assed or nothing. This garden has no exception. Now, if
this garden wasn't one of the city's highlights, that would
reflect on my standing in a pizza on that pire.
Haven't you ever noticed how people stop and take pictures
when I'm out there.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Yeah, they must think the gardenobe come to life.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Their little comedy jalapeno on the old pepper bush.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Oh, I'm just teasing.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
You.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
Always have a decent cromp.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
I got cucumbers as big as ball backs, maters the
size of soft balls, and them green bean plants got
so many beans on them.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
And look like a marshall with dreadlocks.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
So that string.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Hey, I'm work shopping material here. Okay, of course I
got a good crop. I spent years experiment with the
right soil, the right minerals, finding just the right spot
for the sun and the shade. This, this right here,
is a product of years of hard work.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Yeah, now, you just need to get a proper scarecrow.
Speaker 9 (18:35):
I've had this one since we got married. It has
never failed me. Varmits kid one look at that thing
and head for the hills. Crows sit over on the
fence yonder and stare at it in terror. Why in
the world would I quit using what works?
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Well, mama's arms are getting tired, and.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
We hope you enjoyed One Boy and Billy playhouse. Damn it, Lucy,
she button up top two buttons to get.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
In the crows.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Come back to in next time when we'll.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
Hear Lucy's aging scarecrow mother.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good
morning the big shows on the radio. Hang on all right,
listen you mog it's time to button your yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, saying bigger than big,
it's enormous. Say he's adorable. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio. Once again, Tatter has really stepped
up her game. Don't know how she did it, but
she got us an interview with North Korean President Kim
Jong UN's barber, and here he is, live from beautiful
downtown Pyongyang, Ping Xing Wang. Are you there, mister Wang?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yes, I'm here. Hello everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
What I was expecting? Is this Ping zing Wang?
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Yes, you don't call me Ping.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We don't take this wrong way, But you don't really
sound Korean.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Well, I'm originally from Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Wait a minute, how the world do you get from Sheboygan,
Wisconsin to North Korea.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Well, I'd recommend flying.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, no, no, no, I mean, how do you wind
up in North Korea?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Well, it's probably fair to give you a little background. Now,
going to be surprised to know that my real name
is in Ping zing Wang. It's Bernard W. Fence Tmula.
I was an international distributor for Snappy barber supplies. I
was here in Pyongyang closing out a big deal in
an upscale restaurant, and on my way out, I happened
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to give a free comb to a gentleman at another
table turned out to be President Kim jong Un. He
invited me to the Royal Palace and I couldn't say no.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I guess it's something of an honor.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Well. Yeah, that and the fact that his bodyguards were
pretty persuasive. I even got to ride in the presidential limo.
Don't let anybody kid you. There's a lot of room
in that trunk. In the trunk, oh yeah, Well, apparently
it's a custom for all guests of Dear Leader.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
So how did you get the name Ping Zing Wang?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Well, it's kind of a funny story, and you got
a second. I was being fitted for my new outfit.
You see, everybody here has a uniform, you know, and
everything over here is button fly. Did you know that?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
No, it's true. It's like they've never seen a zipper.
And the pants were unfortunately a bit snug, as I'm
a gentleman of rather large proportions. As I was trying
to button the fly, one of the buttons flew off,
shot across the room, and that resulted in an embarrassing
exposure of my nether regions. So basically, my name is
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a description of the incident. Ping Zing.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Wait for it, Yeah Wang, you got it. How did
you end up becoming Kim Jong UN's barber.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Oh technically I'm not a barber. At least I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You're not a barber?
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Oh no, not at all. I just think they saw
those supplies in my luggage and thought I was, you know,
a barber. I tried to argue the point. It turns
out they don't like that, so I've heard.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So how did you happen to settle on his particular.
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Hair style by default? Actually we went We went through
a lot of different things. He had an afro for
a while, an afro. Oh yeah, you see. Dear Leader
is a big fan of seventies television, especially What's Happening
remember that show? Yeah, when rerun. He was a great dancer. Anyway,
he loved Roger's hairstyle. Well it didn't last long though,
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good thing too. He kind of looked like a wishing troll.
And then he moved on to the mullet for a while,
kind of looked like an Asian Joe Dirt. We were
going to try for the lex Luthor and about halfway
through he stopped, looked in the mirror, smiled, and well,
there you have it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
An interesting choice.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
I had to say. The least.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
So how long have you been there?
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Well, let's see, thirty days has September about six years.
I'm sure my wife is wondering where I am. I
was supposed to be back for Church Pop Pluck, but
you know duty called.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
No, what kind of guys Kim jong Un here is
a real monster?
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
No, he's a He is just an adorable rascal, a
wonderful sense of humor, and quite a bridge player. As
it happens. No, despite what you've heard, Deer Leader is in.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Fact a deer He's standing right there, isn't he?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Yep? Hold hold on, it's a radio show in America.
Hold on a second. I beg your pardon. Who is this?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show?
Speaker 7 (24:42):
All right? Hold on a second, John Boy and Billy
the Big Show? Hold on the wrestler?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
No, no, no, sorry?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
All right? Hold on? No? Do you do you want
to say? Hello?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
No?
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Well they seem very was that? Well? Hold on, I'll
ask shot in the dark. Do you have Dennis Rodman's
new number? By anything? No? All right, hold on, No,
they don't well I don't believe the line. Like I said,
they seem nice. Oh now, now, don't be like that.
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Don't make that face. All right, whatever you say. Listen,
I got to run everything, okay, oh yeah, just time
for a little trim. I have to run along. I
like to have a little drink before I cut his
hair and helps steady my hands while holding the straight raisers.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, thank you, Ping Zing Wang. You give us a call.
That haircut changes.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Why Tampa with perfection? But could you do me a favor?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Well?
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Sure, can you call my wife and asking a send
of my golf clubs. It looks like I'm gonna be
here for a while.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Solong, Good morning. Make shows on the radio coming up.
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from the desk of Taylor Tama News. What to watch.
Here's Marcy Taylor Morale.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Let's see what they were all watching at the box
office over the weekend one too tough. We're gonna do
it anyway, all right, Captain America Brave New World was
the top movie at the box office for a third
straight weekend.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
You'd think everybody had seen it by now, but no, nope.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Number one, the thriller Last Breath starring Woody Harrelson, the
one we talked about the Diving Folks, opened up in
second place. Other movies in the top five all moved
down a slot. The Monkey Is came in third, Paddington
in Peru number four, and dog Man rounded out to five.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Coming out this Friday. Mickey seventeen. It's a comedy.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
It has Robert Pattinson, you know, the vampire turned into
Batman and turned into rape. It's got Mark Ruffalo and
Tony Collette in it. Mickey seventeen follows Mickey Barnes. He's
an expendable clone. He's a clone worker who was sent
on dangerous missions to colonize the ice planet. I'm not
even gonna try it. Nipple high, sure if that'll get
(27:30):
you to go whatever. And so it's like there's a
bunch of clones of him, and when they thought was dead,
but he wasn't. So he was running around kind of
free and they, you know, mayhem ensued. Well, I'm sure
there's a bunch of other parts of that Night of
the Zoopocalypse. It's an animated adventure. A wolf in a
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mountain line team up when a meter unleashes a virus
turning zoo animals into zombies.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Hey, aren't you glad your kids are growing up?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
And I'll so coming out Friday in the Lost Lands.
It's an action adventure.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
It's got Dave Batista and Milia Joevolvovich from Fifth Element.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Remember her?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Remember her?
Speaker 11 (28:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Sheretty one.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
A queen sends the powerful and feared sorceress Mila to
the ghostly wilderness of the Lost Lands in search of
a magical power, where the sorceress and her guide must
outwit and out fight man and demon.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Hey, no fair losing interest in your own story.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I was reading like the trailer.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
All right.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Streaming this week, some new things are dropping with Love
Meghan on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Some Money.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
It's hosted and executive produced by Meghan, the Duchess of Sucket,
and she invites friends and famous guests to a beautiful
California estate where she shares cooking, gardening, and posting tips,
shut up, serious job. Daredevil Born Again. It's on Disney Plus.
It's a series premiere and it picks back up with
(29:06):
the other TV show Daredevil that stopped in twenty eighteen.
So about the lawyer who's kind of put the Daredevil aside.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You don't care. Deli Boys is also coming out. It's
a comedy.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
It's on Hulu and it's their first season and season
seven on Netflix of Formula.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
One, The Drive to Survive. It's like a documentary.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Good all right you guys, all right, well, thank you
very much. Yeah, sure, all right. We'll let's get us
a winner by playing worthy word and two we do
one eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next Good morning,
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there's a big show on the radio. Really to your Wednesday,
March fitt bet your track going to make shore bed
box our agent Murray don't about the Secretary of Seal
her birthday flu shot. Check it out in the bed
box at the bikeshow dot com. There clicking old air
contest one you can't get through. We'll call you listen.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Everybody's head about the bad where word and the word.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Mark from Waycross, Georgia.
Good morning, Mark Man, Hey, hey Marty, welcome in here.
I have we got Georgia Boyne. The line is go
to Russ out of Greenville, Tennessee. Good morning Russ, Good morning, doboys,
(30:52):
Good morning. All right boys, this is good old natural.
Do you know their enemies in the wild Tennessee versus Georgia. Well, Russ, uh,
Russ and Tater on one team, John boy and Mark
on the other. So Russ, you're gonna take take relax.
(31:14):
Let's see what.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
We can do.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Marglet's put some points on the board. Okay, are you ready? Okay, Well,
let's see what we can do. Wow, okay, uh start
the clock. Now. You have a date. When you're young,
you wanted to blank your date up. I'm on that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
No, no, no like uh.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Touch me, blank me? Who see me?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
See me?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Blank me?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Just just put your hands on me. No, put your
hands on me, blank no, blank me. When you touch me,
you're you're you're doing what.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
You like.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I know, I knew it's one of those words. I
didn't have it. I couldn't get anything in my hand.
I knew it right when I was looking at and
I proved it for thirty seconds. Mark, my bad. Let's
go titter and rush. He's had thirty seconds to think
about it. You read it, rush, rush you ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (32:20):
Go?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (32:21):
You blank your way in the dark. You can't see,
so you have to blank you Yep rhymes with it.
This is the part of your foot, the back part
of your foot. Yep rhymes with it. You uh a
ferris blank? It's a ride a ferris yep rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
This is what you uh like.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
It's a hard metal. It's made out of Superman yep
rhymes with it. A baby cow meat come from a
baby cow.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Yep. All right?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
All right, well clicked on some rhymes on there for
five on the board. Good work, Rush for your round one.
So now Mark, we are playing from a deficit, so
let's see what we can.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Do with it.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Don't give us one to grow.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
We could use it.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You ready, Mark? Apparently, let's say if I'm ready, okay,
start the clock. Start the clock. Now you get married
and then you have a no after the little one
comes along?
Speaker 7 (33:31):
What is.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah? All right? This is something you get on to exercise.
You don't you run in place on one of these?
Speaker 13 (33:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
All right, when you get old, your face will get these. Yeah,
all right, a cold Blank's daughter in West Virginia, a
colder yeah, the lone Star state. The boy, Yeah, Mark,
he was ready to go put a five on that board.
So it's tied up. But fortunately or On put a
(34:07):
syllable on that for us. Don't wonder I'm sucking today.
Russ and Tayter one will tie, no one will win.
Please just get one ready, you ready, Russ?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Go, Hey, I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
So a police officer when he has a suspect, he
may do this to him. It's like a pat down.
It's they call it something.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
He what? Uh?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yeah, it's like a pat down. It's called something. Did
he did he?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Blank?
Speaker 6 (34:36):
You?
Speaker 12 (34:37):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Frisk for the way the dog go on it, Mark
down and way across. I stunk it up today, So
why want you to try again? Well, we'll give you
a shot at it down the road, all right, buddy,
ah boy? May we play some PRIs been calming down
parking the story out play some frisbee in the comedy
(35:03):
zone parking lot. Where was the comedy zone when we
were playing out there? Mark?
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Uh? Lord, I can't remember which one we were at
all Park Road.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Maybe remember that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I read.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
I said, I had a good time.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I knew my back doorway into that kitchen where I
can snick some wings. Yeah, that was my favorite. We
were fingering bow there that night, remember yours? Oh yeah? Man,
Well they just screams frisbee again. The pard was catching
it in his mouth.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
You're like, you don't have to go home, but you
can't stay here.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Uh, Mark, We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great
rest of your day, my boy. Ah man, I did
they rush over in Greenville, Tennessee. One hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products headed you away, Roger,
Buddy rounds.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Good to me, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I got the big show on the radio. Request time
Kindergramd Fromongo Marty Collins out of Hot Springs, Arkansas. Marty says,
I want to hear when John Boyd took Cadbury to
the w w E match Oh Raceling wrestling. Later we'll
do arithmetic. Ain't on Marty coming up next.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
That's a big seawing the radio or something you'd like
to hear around this time Monday through Friday, hit us
up on a John Boy and been a Facebook page.
Marty Collins out of Heart Springs, Arkansas. I got it,
Honay Martin's request before in the match that was awesome?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Wasn't that awesome?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Cadbury? Cadbury, Hey, put down that book.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I'm sorry' huh what's with you?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Can't you understand the words that are coming out of
my mouth?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
One moment?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Here we are?
Speaker 5 (37:22):
How may I be of assistance to you?
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Where did you put them ear plugs?
Speaker 8 (37:26):
In?
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Shortly after your first yes splitting?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Cadbury? Come on, we got ringside seats and the w
w AP and you're sitting there reading a book.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
You can do that at home, capitol IDEA.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Good Night's up?
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Come on, Cadbury, trying to play attention. There's only one
match left, Hardcore Holly's against Stone Coast Steve Auston for
the title.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Hodcore Holly and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
How quaints? Uh?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
Look at some of these names? Taz Edge, Rikishi sound
more like automobiles than grown men's.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
That's what wrestling is all about, Cadbury.
Speaker 9 (38:05):
That's not wrestlings. It more closely resembles a bad knuckled
street brawl. This evening's parade of muscle bound ruffians could
hardly know the final points of the sport of kings.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
This ain't the sport of kings. It's wrestling. Hello Boying,
Oh my mistakes.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
I merely meant to point out that this spectacle before
us bears no resemblance to real wrestling.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh and I suppose you know all about real wrestling.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
As a matter of facts, in my younger days, I
was quite a grappler, as they say, Oh, come on,
certainly more accomplished than any of these over compensated circus clowns.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
They're not clowns, Cadbury. They're finally tuned athletes, carefully trained,
perfectly conditioned, skilled performers, honing their craft and performing in
the most violent, so proper on earth.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Nice tries.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
H what he made, Cadbury.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
That's exactly how you described yourself to that baby doll
in the concession stand there.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, but I made it about these guys. The WWF
is the best in sports entertainment.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
That entertainment maybe, but this is definitely not sports. For example,
look at this fellow they call stone Cold with that
shaved head. He looks more like an angry roll On
Deodre than a wrestler.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Cad Berry, I think he heard you.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
Oh I'm so scared, sir.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yes, I said it. And what are you going to
do about it? Cadburry?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
No, come on, ladd, find out what it's like to
face a real man. You sweaty lous Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Stop and he's looking right at you.
Speaker 12 (39:33):
Who is he?
Speaker 7 (39:34):
Is he?
Speaker 10 (39:35):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Cue ball take a picture.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's a last, long time old man. You're making him mad?
Speaker 5 (39:41):
How can you tell?
Speaker 7 (39:41):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I'm reading his lips and I don't take that finger
he's hold up? Means you're number one?
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Oh what's the matter, mister world heavyweight champion?
Speaker 9 (39:49):
Are you're afraid of a mature, portlyt gentlemen's gentlemen?
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Well I'm waiting there, you see, sir.
Speaker 9 (39:58):
Nothing Once you called bluff, they show themselves for what
they really are, muscle bound ballerinas.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
He knows better than to dally with me? Is a
stone cold Indeed?
Speaker 7 (40:10):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I you what spit it out?
Speaker 7 (40:14):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (40:15):
What are you pointing at that folded share that's about
to collide with your head?
Speaker 6 (40:19):
What?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Catberry?
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Are you all right?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
No more brandy for me and Margaret.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
I'm flying the plane.
Speaker 14 (40:28):
Cantberry if ston't Cook gets you in the ring, who
elbow drops stone cold stunner, Kisberry, get out of there
before you get hurt.
Speaker 10 (40:47):
Too late.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
There is a small ray of sunlight in this storm.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
So what is it?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
I've convinced mister Austin that this is a tag team match?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
What good luck?
Speaker 7 (41:06):
So I know not now?
Speaker 11 (41:23):
And then it got ugly.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
Good morning to.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Make showing the radio. You know there's track by Age
and Burns and you John Won't Bill album, keyword flu Shot,
Little Left from the Big Bugs.
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press two. O man, why don't you just tell me
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Speaker 1 (42:34):
Are you pretending to be the voicemail machine again?
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Got it?
Speaker 10 (42:39):
You guys wouldn't be stupid enough to pow for that.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Well, I guess you know.
Speaker 10 (42:43):
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Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes, that wasn't you and exciting in your life?
Speaker 7 (42:48):
Sale?
Speaker 10 (42:49):
When I had a birthday last Friday?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Really, well, happy birthday.
Speaker 10 (42:53):
I don't know you want to ask?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
No, Mama tell me not to ask a woman how
old she is?
Speaker 10 (42:57):
I'm forty five?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Forty five? No way, you can't be forty five?
Speaker 12 (43:02):
Well I'm not.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Well, Well, why'd you say you were?
Speaker 10 (43:04):
To get you to say what you just said? I'm
changing my target reaction from yeah right to no, No
you can't be forty five?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I say, so, how old are you? Really?
Speaker 7 (43:14):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (43:14):
No, I thought your mama told you not to ask
Levin how I actual is? Well you brought it up, Jimbo, Jimbo,
you just don't understand women.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
I'm gonna told you that. So did you get any
good birthday presents?
Speaker 10 (43:25):
As a matter of I guess, and believe it or not,
it came from Murray WHOA. I told him I didn't
care what it got me as long as it was
something expensive and really hard to get.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
So what to get you?
Speaker 10 (43:36):
A flu shot?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
That doesn't sound like much fun?
Speaker 13 (43:40):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 10 (43:41):
It was great? I saw it on any babe made
enough to buy a big screen clean?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Well, good work. Is that Lissen's Murray in?
Speaker 10 (43:48):
Hold on, I'll ask him Murray, Jimbo gardy?
Speaker 12 (43:51):
I two? What I can't hear you?
Speaker 7 (43:54):
What?
Speaker 12 (43:55):
Oh? Three words? First words sounds like scratch. No, sounds
like itch, okay, pitch hitch rich witch, ditch, ditch ditch
ditch okay. Second word sounds like nose. Let's see rose
(44:16):
hose pose toes those those okay?
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Okay. My third word sounds like idiots?
Speaker 7 (44:26):
What Oh?
Speaker 10 (44:27):
The third word is idiot?
Speaker 12 (44:29):
Okay, I got it. Ditch those idiots? Right, yeah, okay,
no problem.
Speaker 10 (44:34):
Hello, Jimbo hers out of the office right now, got
it out? Okay, okay, hold.
Speaker 12 (44:39):
On, Hey, Murray didn't take You're gonna have to talk
to him. Don't make that.
Speaker 13 (44:44):
Say please be right?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
You are you?
Speaker 13 (44:48):
Hello, Jimbo? Love you mean it?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Right?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
How come you trying to duck our call?
Speaker 13 (44:53):
Sorry, babe, I'm kind of worn out. It's it's been
a rough week around here because of well, you know,
the recent event.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
You don't mean you're bombed because of the election.
Speaker 13 (45:03):
No, not the election, Steal's birthday.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Why would you be bummed out about seals birthday?
Speaker 13 (45:08):
Are you serious? Chimbo? She sold my present on eBay.
When I heard that, I realized I made.
Speaker 10 (45:16):
A terrible mistake.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
You should have put more thought into it.
Speaker 13 (45:20):
No, I should have head onto that flu shot. I
had no idea they was talking to that kind of dough.
Speaker 10 (45:24):
I mean, seals got a big screen TV.
Speaker 13 (45:26):
Meanwhile, I'm still scraping along with this pitiful little seventeen
inch you here in the office. Please, When I'm watching
Uncle Wacky's cartoon Fronthouse, I can barely read it when
they flash the wacky word of the day.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Well, what goes around comes around?
Speaker 13 (45:40):
See, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 7 (45:42):
Never mind.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
So anyway, well let's talk about us for a sec.
How many big money gigs have you got lined up
for us?
Speaker 13 (45:49):
I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Schmidley squat
chant got a.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Scat wacky word theday time already?
Speaker 13 (45:59):
You know me too? Well, hell, come help me find
my TV glasses, miss fifty five inch widescreen.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
I'm not better, you're.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
Better, Hey, babe, Let's do the lunch thing later.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
Have you on machine?
Speaker 13 (46:10):
Call my machine and remember NASCAR murder. Nascar murder, back off.
I mean, I'm gonna hike you'all.
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Where the world did that come from?
Speaker 13 (46:20):
It's been stuck in my head since the last Gong Show.
Speaker 7 (46:22):
You guess did?
Speaker 13 (46:23):
I thought i'd return the fatal eggs. Hey babe, give
my love to Bobby. That's Billy, I'm too and Jimbo
what call me?
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All right, here's a man that don't work blue. He's
on the TV from the big ESPN and the ACC network,
and we are headed in the March madness with the
man to take us through the whole thing. Mister Mark Packer,
what's up back?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Good morning, John boy. You know we do get to
March and I want to talk to you about hoops.
But really the big headline has got to be the
ACC settling their lawsuits with Clemson and Florida State.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So this has been going on for a while and.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Of course, you know, people are kind of looking around, going, hey,
they want to leave the league.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Where they're going to go?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And you know, everybody got together and basically the ACC
Board of Directors yesterday agreed to a new revenue distribution
model and it reduced the exits fee for any school
wanting to leave the conference between the deal ending in
twenty thirty six. So bottom line, Johnny, how it always works.
The big winner here are the lawyers. You know, that's
(00:54):
that worked at the end of day, you know, you know,
so listen, Clemson in Florida State have the ability to
make more money, which is good, which is what they're
looking for. Also, the reduced exit feed number, which is
what Clemson was looking at from day one. So that
number is going to go down significantly year by year.
In fact, the bottom line of it by the year
twenty thirty one to be seventy five million dollars. So again,
(01:17):
I don't want to bore you with all of these
kind of crazy numbers. At the end of the deal,
Jim Phillips, the commissioners happen. He keeps everybody together at
least for another five or six years before the next
major expansion, which would probably be in twenty thirty one,
and Florida State and Clemson make more money, and that
could be true for Miami or North Carolina or anybody
else too.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So again, at the end of the day, the lawyers
are the big winners.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
They put a lot of money in their pocket, and
you know, everybody moves forward, and that's the bottom line.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Everybody kind of got something out of the deal.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Huh. I Still, I was hoping you could dumb it
down enough for me to understand. So basically, Clemson Florida
State wanted more money, so they get more money, But
what about the other teams in the conference? So maybe
later they'll get some Well, it kind.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Of works like an initiative that if you have success,
they're going to reward the teams that do well. So
it's a viewership thing based on brand, loyalty, number of
eyeballs and all that stuff. So if you're winning them,
Like listen, if you're Bill Belichick at North Carolina and
you're winning a lot of games, guess what people are
gonna be watching. And if that's the case, you put
more money in your pocket. So the incentive, you know,
(02:25):
Clemson is really kind of a football driven deal. Seventy
five percent of the revenues coming from football, not basketball.
So again, Florida State had a terrible year last year.
They need to get their act together. Clemson won another
ACC title, they were back in the College Football Playoffs.
They should be really, really good again in twenty twenty five.
But schools like Miami, North Carolina, Florida State, Clemson, they
(02:45):
should be able to generate more dollars just because they
have the biggest upside from a football perspective. So again
that's how it works. And you know, you still got
to win at the end of the day. But like
I said, the big winner automatically and all this will
lawyers and.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
As it always works.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I didn't want to bother you with all that legal
lees because it is March and it is go time,
the last week of the regular season, and as you know,
Duke's still rocking and rolling.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
They were wearing people out.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
They destroyed Wake Force, they beat them by eight hundred
points on Monday night. They've won four straight games by
thirty or more. But waiting at the end of the
tunnel is Saturday in Chapel Hill. The tar Hills need
another quad one win and that is an opportunity for Carolina.
They desperately need it. They'll get Duke at their place
on Saturday night. In the SEC, Auburn's still the number
(03:34):
one team on that department. They're gonna be the number
one seed for the SEC tournament next week, so it's
a great week.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
The women's tournaments start this week.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It should be awesome in Greensboro actually starts today for
the ACC and or down in Greenville, South Carolina for
the SEC. But both of those women's tournaments will be
out standing. South Carolina the number one seed. They win
the coin flip against Texas, they're the one seed, and
NC State is the number one seed on the women's side,
so great hoops for the ladies this week, the men
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wrap it up.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
In the next week we.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Get ready for the ACC, the SEC, the Big twelve,
the Big ten tournaments and hot's up and next.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Week, you know, John Boy, March madness will be full trottle.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
At up Boy. Let's enjoy the last week of the
regular season and getting that ACC Winmen's tournament going. That
would be fun. All right, pack you are the man,
my boy, you have a great weekend. You relax, Let's
get ready to go.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
All right, John Boy, sounds good. We'll touch base next week.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Thank you, Boddy. That is Mark Packer from the ACC
Network four pm weekdays. If you get that, turn them
on the TV. All right, Dan, Well, let's play for
our LS tractor prize. Pack who wants to beat the
Blonde one eight hundred Big Show? You told free Line
We'll get the contestant play next. Good morning, This a
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big show on AL Radio. We're rolling to your Wednesday
in March the fifth our feature track from the Make
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Speaker 4 (05:25):
Ok oh, pray.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Right, baby, come o fronts in every time to beat
the bo as we're not contested. We got Robert out
of making Georgia. Good morning, Robert. Oh man, my man, Jackie.
Is Robert on the line there, baby, mes and years
(05:46):
of him? All right, big one, shackability. I believe Jackie
showed you the hand. Should I talk to that head? Well,
Robert's not on. That's what we're waiting one.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And I say, hey, Robert, is that you?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Robert's going to sound a little prettier.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, Robert. Rana is that you?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Rana?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Hey, all right, why don't you just tell us who
you are? Is Rana from Seymour, Tennessee. All right, good hey, Rona,
you ready to meet the blonde?
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Good, well, I have to change my whole attitude.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Now we work together, Rona, so well, Yeah, Ranna will
ask tighter some questions. She will answer to the best
of her ability. You agree or disagree and get two
bells before two buzzers, and you went all right, yes, yes, okay, Taylor.
According to a recent sir, three out of four french
(07:03):
men who eat in restaurants will always ask the owner
his opinion of something, of what h of his date?
Speaker 8 (07:17):
What do you think of her hair?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I've been with a Frenchman and they asked in a restaurant,
and they ask which win they should try.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Dana says, she's been with a Frenchman there at a restaurant.
At a restaurant they asked which wine?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
I agree with that?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, well that's the thing to do. That's my new
Frenchman to know. Then and then what happened after that?
We got your hammeredmember that.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
He to know.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You never do there's a cheap date. And when it
comes to that, you know, cheap in that way. There's
one bell. Let's get one more. According to the Bible,
that Adam and Eve were tempted into eating the fruit
(08:22):
from a particular tree that well, of course even God
told them not, they wound up doing it. It was
a woman, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I feel like you're adding.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Adam blamed it is that woman you gave me. Adam
was actually trying to blame God for that. That woman
you gave me.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
She gave me the apple sounds like a man so.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Here.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So anyway, Adam and Eve tempted eating the fruit from
a particular tree while the name of the fruit is
not mentioned. The name of the tree was.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Oh what was it?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Lending tree money?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know, follow the money.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That was the tree of life, the tree of life.
Rana agree or disagree? I disagree?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Wow, and that.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Sounds so right, and you am the tree was the
tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Remember after
the bike they covered themselves up. Hey, we're neggad. Look
how we gotta find them? And if they had eaten
from the tree of life they would live for ever
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like that. Hey, well, look at us winning something, I mean,
learning something. Rana's winning something, Tainter's feeling good. I think
I think we had a we had a good round here. Ronnie,
you have old Jack can hook you up with your
prize back, babe.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Okay, thanks, while we're gonna jump out.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
To hut you up on your news, Martha Steward features
something I'll find out. Hey morning, there's a big sea
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on the radio for you. Wednesday, March the fifth, All
right over, here's talking about Martha Stewart was on the
State No. Five twenty years ago to the date. Martha
Stewart convicted in New York of obstructing justice in line
to the government about why she had unloaded her I'm
Clone stock just before the price plummeted. She served a
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five month prison sentence, but before she went in got
to participate in the last Cooking with Rafer.
Speaker 11 (11:37):
It's time once again for Cooking with Rafer with your
host Robert D.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Rafer.
Speaker 11 (11:43):
No, no, no, where it a for a five minutes show.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Just stirre up.
Speaker 11 (11:46):
Hey all this Rafer On today's show. We'd like to
welcome a very special guest. Where's that card?
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Oh? We here?
Speaker 11 (11:54):
Entertainment guru Martha Stewart is America's best known expert on
home entertainment, but her sister is an expert in her
own right, and her new book is called one hundred
and one Free and Nearly Free Household Hints. Please welcome
my special guest, Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Well, thank you, Bob. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 11 (12:15):
I had no problem.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You want some of the drink? Nice?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Do you have any dry white wines?
Speaker 11 (12:20):
I look like I have any dry white wines. How
about a shot a gentleman jack? No thanks, I'm having
me a taste.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
My goodness, that's an awfully big taste.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
I'm a big boy, so Anyways, what's this new book
of yours about.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Well, Bob, My famous sister Martha sometimes gets accused of
being a little elaborate in some of her household projects. Yes,
I meanwhile, it was always the more practical one in
the family.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You a little bit better looking as she is.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Anyway, this book is a collection of some of my
favorite handy household tips that that will cost you practically nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Speaking of free, you're sure you don't want some of this? No, no, thanks,
suit yourself. It just means more for me. So did
I ask you about the book?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yes? You did?
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Oh yeah, household hen so uh lays I'm on us.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Well, i'd be happy to now. We all love golden
brown pancakes at breakfast time, and if you use a
turkey baster to squeeze the batter onto the hot griddle,
you'll have perfectly shaped pancakes.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Every time I buy the frozen ones, you put it
in the microwave. The hardest part of that is you
get them out of plastic bag.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
What's next, Well, if you're having a hard boiled egg
with that breakfast, an easy way to prevent your eggshells
from cracking is to add a pinch of salt to
the water before boiling.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
What difference does it make if they cracked and you're
gonna take the shells off anyway?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Come on, what else you got?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Well, as long as we're boiling water on the stove.
Now here's a tip for perfect corn on the cop
We can add a pinch of sugar to the water
while cooking sugar huh, And it helps bring out the
corn's natural sweetness.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
The only kind of corn iBOT comes in a can. Well,
speaking of corn, let's.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Just get a little bit here, Bob, you might want
to take it. Take a little easy there.
Speaker 11 (14:26):
Don't you worry about me, sweet hunt. I was knocking
these back when you were still in diapers. Press on,
press on?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Okay, do you.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Ever get headaches?
Speaker 7 (14:36):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Well, here's a handy hint kind of fresh lime in
half and rumb it on your forehead. Believe it or not,
it really works.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
A lime Yeah, bake face full of lime juice running
down your eyes. You know I should feel good. I'll
make you forget all about the rest of your head
hurt always. Just use a little hair of a dog here. Oh,
by the way, we have a little party with the crew.
(15:06):
After we wrap the show up here, you'll just stick around.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Actually, I've got an early flight out. I should probably
go straight back to the hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Hey, you got any tips for cleaning up broken glass?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
No, well what good are you?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Nothing? So anyway, I broke my glass. So anyways, I
would like to thank my special guest, Patrick Stewart, the
author of one hundred and one Dalmatians. This is Rayful
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peace out?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Oh good Bob, hell, Bob?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Bob?
Speaker 12 (15:58):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Could we get a couple of you guys to put
it back on the couch over there?
Speaker 11 (16:05):
Cooking with Rayford is brought to you by a grant
from the Jack Daniels Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing sour
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Speaker 1 (16:41):
Good morning, let's make share the radio. I'm ready for
a drive, John players Lessac, Hello friends.
Speaker 9 (16:50):
You're old pal Bertford here with another skull scrambling edition
of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Scarecrow.
As our it reopens, Ricky b Sharp is tending his garden.
B do to lure you in beer Runlet's say, oh, lou, say,
could you fetch your adorable dumpling another beer?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
If my adorable dumpling you mean my pasty phased little
bass suet and a pizza unhat. Yeah, I could do that.
There's your beer. The gardens looking pretty good.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Pretty good, a pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Lucy.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
You should know by now that has doothings most love it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's food mascot.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I can't do anything half assed. It's gotta be whole
assed or nothing. This garden has no exception. Now, if
this garden wasn't one of the city's highlights, that would
reflect on my standing in a pizza on that pire.
Haven't you ever noticed how people stop and take pictures
when I'm out there.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Yeah, they must think the gardenobe come to life.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Their little comedy jalapeno on the old pepper bush.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Oh, I'm just teasing.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
You.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
Always have a decent cromp.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
I got cucumbers as big as ball backs, maters the
size of soft balls, and them green bean plants got
so many beans on them.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
And look like a marshall with dreadlocks.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
So that string.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Hey, I'm work shopping material here. Okay, of course I
got a good crop. I spent years experiment with the
right soil, the right minerals, finding just the right spot
for the sun and the shade. This, this right here,
is a product of years of hard work.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Yeah, now, you just need to get a proper scarecrow.
Speaker 9 (18:35):
I've had this one since we got married. It has
never failed me. Varmits kid one look at that thing
and head for the hills. Crows sit over on the
fence yonder and stare at it in terror. Why in
the world would I quit using what works?
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Well, mama's arms are getting tired, and.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
We hope you enjoyed One Boy and Billy playhouse. Damn it, Lucy,
she button up top two buttons to get.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
In the crows.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Come back to in next time when we'll.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
Hear Lucy's aging scarecrow mother.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good
morning the big shows on the radio. Hang on all right,
listen you mog it's time to button your yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, saying bigger than big,
it's enormous. Say he's adorable. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio. Once again, Tatter has really stepped
up her game. Don't know how she did it, but
she got us an interview with North Korean President Kim
Jong UN's barber, and here he is, live from beautiful
downtown Pyongyang, Ping Xing Wang. Are you there, mister Wang?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yes, I'm here. Hello everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
What I was expecting? Is this Ping zing Wang?
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Yes, you don't call me Ping.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We don't take this wrong way, But you don't really
sound Korean.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Well, I'm originally from Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Wait a minute, how the world do you get from Sheboygan,
Wisconsin to North Korea.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Well, I'd recommend flying.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, no, no, no, I mean, how do you wind
up in North Korea?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Well, it's probably fair to give you a little background. Now,
going to be surprised to know that my real name
is in Ping zing Wang. It's Bernard W. Fence Tmula.
I was an international distributor for Snappy barber supplies. I
was here in Pyongyang closing out a big deal in
an upscale restaurant, and on my way out, I happened
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to give a free comb to a gentleman at another
table turned out to be President Kim jong Un. He
invited me to the Royal Palace and I couldn't say no.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I guess it's something of an honor.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Well. Yeah, that and the fact that his bodyguards were
pretty persuasive. I even got to ride in the presidential limo.
Don't let anybody kid you. There's a lot of room
in that trunk. In the trunk, oh yeah, Well, apparently
it's a custom for all guests of Dear Leader.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
So how did you get the name Ping Zing Wang?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Well, it's kind of a funny story, and you got
a second. I was being fitted for my new outfit.
You see, everybody here has a uniform, you know, and
everything over here is button fly. Did you know that?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
No, it's true. It's like they've never seen a zipper.
And the pants were unfortunately a bit snug, as I'm
a gentleman of rather large proportions. As I was trying
to button the fly, one of the buttons flew off,
shot across the room, and that resulted in an embarrassing
exposure of my nether regions. So basically, my name is
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a description of the incident. Ping Zing.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Wait for it, Yeah Wang, you got it. How did
you end up becoming Kim Jong UN's barber.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Oh technically I'm not a barber. At least I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You're not a barber?
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Oh no, not at all. I just think they saw
those supplies in my luggage and thought I was, you know,
a barber. I tried to argue the point. It turns
out they don't like that, so I've heard.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So how did you happen to settle on his particular.
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Hair style by default? Actually we went We went through
a lot of different things. He had an afro for
a while, an afro. Oh yeah, you see. Dear Leader
is a big fan of seventies television, especially What's Happening
remember that show? Yeah, when rerun. He was a great dancer. Anyway,
he loved Roger's hairstyle. Well it didn't last long though,
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good thing too. He kind of looked like a wishing troll.
And then he moved on to the mullet for a while,
kind of looked like an Asian Joe Dirt. We were
going to try for the lex Luthor and about halfway
through he stopped, looked in the mirror, smiled, and well,
there you have it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
An interesting choice.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
I had to say. The least.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
So how long have you been there?
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Well, let's see, thirty days has September about six years.
I'm sure my wife is wondering where I am. I
was supposed to be back for Church Pop Pluck, but
you know duty called.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
No, what kind of guys Kim jong Un here is
a real monster?
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
No, he's a He is just an adorable rascal, a
wonderful sense of humor, and quite a bridge player. As
it happens. No, despite what you've heard, Deer Leader is in.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Fact a deer He's standing right there, isn't he?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Yep? Hold hold on, it's a radio show in America.
Hold on a second. I beg your pardon. Who is this?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show?
Speaker 7 (24:42):
All right? Hold on a second, John Boy and Billy
the Big Show? Hold on the wrestler?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
No, no, no, sorry?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
All right? Hold on? No? Do you do you want
to say? Hello?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
No?
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Well they seem very was that? Well? Hold on, I'll
ask shot in the dark. Do you have Dennis Rodman's
new number? By anything? No? All right, hold on, No,
they don't well I don't believe the line. Like I said,
they seem nice. Oh now, now, don't be like that.
(25:20):
Don't make that face. All right, whatever you say. Listen,
I got to run everything, okay, oh yeah, just time
for a little trim. I have to run along. I
like to have a little drink before I cut his
hair and helps steady my hands while holding the straight raisers.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, thank you, Ping Zing Wang. You give us a call.
That haircut changes.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Why Tampa with perfection? But could you do me a favor?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Well?
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Sure, can you call my wife and asking a send
of my golf clubs. It looks like I'm gonna be
here for a while.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Solong, Good morning. Make shows on the radio coming up.
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from the desk of Taylor Tama News. What to watch.
Here's Marcy Taylor Morale.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Let's see what they were all watching at the box
office over the weekend one too tough. We're gonna do
it anyway, all right, Captain America Brave New World was
the top movie at the box office for a third
straight weekend.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
You'd think everybody had seen it by now, but no, nope.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Number one, the thriller Last Breath starring Woody Harrelson, the
one we talked about the Diving Folks, opened up in
second place. Other movies in the top five all moved
down a slot. The Monkey Is came in third, Paddington
in Peru number four, and dog Man rounded out to five.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Coming out this Friday. Mickey seventeen. It's a comedy.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
It has Robert Pattinson, you know, the vampire turned into
Batman and turned into rape. It's got Mark Ruffalo and
Tony Collette in it. Mickey seventeen follows Mickey Barnes. He's
an expendable clone. He's a clone worker who was sent
on dangerous missions to colonize the ice planet. I'm not
even gonna try it. Nipple high, sure if that'll get
(27:30):
you to go whatever. And so it's like there's a
bunch of clones of him, and when they thought was dead,
but he wasn't. So he was running around kind of
free and they, you know, mayhem ensued. Well, I'm sure
there's a bunch of other parts of that Night of
the Zoopocalypse. It's an animated adventure. A wolf in a
(27:51):
mountain line team up when a meter unleashes a virus
turning zoo animals into zombies.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Hey, aren't you glad your kids are growing up?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
And I'll so coming out Friday in the Lost Lands.
It's an action adventure.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
It's got Dave Batista and Milia Joevolvovich from Fifth Element.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Remember her?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Remember her?
Speaker 11 (28:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Sheretty one.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
A queen sends the powerful and feared sorceress Mila to
the ghostly wilderness of the Lost Lands in search of
a magical power, where the sorceress and her guide must
outwit and out fight man and demon.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Hey, no fair losing interest in your own story.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I was reading like the trailer.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
All right.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Streaming this week, some new things are dropping with Love
Meghan on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Some Money.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
It's hosted and executive produced by Meghan, the Duchess of Sucket,
and she invites friends and famous guests to a beautiful
California estate where she shares cooking, gardening, and posting tips,
shut up, serious job. Daredevil Born Again. It's on Disney Plus.
It's a series premiere and it picks back up with
(29:06):
the other TV show Daredevil that stopped in twenty eighteen.
So about the lawyer who's kind of put the Daredevil aside.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You don't care. Deli Boys is also coming out. It's
a comedy.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
It's on Hulu and it's their first season and season
seven on Netflix of Formula.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
One, The Drive to Survive. It's like a documentary.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Good all right you guys, all right, well, thank you
very much. Yeah, sure, all right. We'll let's get us
a winner by playing worthy word and two we do
one eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next Good morning,
(30:06):
there's a big show on the radio. Really to your Wednesday,
March fitt bet your track going to make shore bed
box our agent Murray don't about the Secretary of Seal
her birthday flu shot. Check it out in the bed
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contest one you can't get through. We'll call you listen.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Everybody's head about the bad where word and the word.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Mark from Waycross, Georgia.
Good morning, Mark Man, Hey, hey Marty, welcome in here.
I have we got Georgia Boyne. The line is go
to Russ out of Greenville, Tennessee. Good morning Russ, Good morning, doboys,
(30:52):
Good morning. All right boys, this is good old natural.
Do you know their enemies in the wild Tennessee versus Georgia. Well, Russ, uh,
Russ and Tater on one team, John boy and Mark
on the other. So Russ, you're gonna take take relax.
(31:14):
Let's see what.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
We can do.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Marglet's put some points on the board. Okay, are you ready? Okay, Well,
let's see what we can do. Wow, okay, uh start
the clock. Now. You have a date. When you're young,
you wanted to blank your date up. I'm on that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
No, no, no like uh.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Touch me, blank me? Who see me?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
See me?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Blank me?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Just just put your hands on me. No, put your
hands on me, blank no, blank me. When you touch me,
you're you're you're doing what.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
You like.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I know, I knew it's one of those words. I
didn't have it. I couldn't get anything in my hand.
I knew it right when I was looking at and
I proved it for thirty seconds. Mark, my bad. Let's
go titter and rush. He's had thirty seconds to think
about it. You read it, rush, rush you ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (32:20):
Go?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (32:21):
You blank your way in the dark. You can't see,
so you have to blank you Yep rhymes with it.
This is the part of your foot, the back part
of your foot. Yep rhymes with it. You uh a
ferris blank? It's a ride a ferris yep rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
This is what you uh like.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
It's a hard metal. It's made out of Superman yep
rhymes with it. A baby cow meat come from a
baby cow.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Yep. All right?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
All right, well clicked on some rhymes on there for
five on the board. Good work, Rush for your round one.
So now Mark, we are playing from a deficit, so
let's see what we can.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Do with it.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Don't give us one to grow.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
We could use it.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You ready, Mark? Apparently, let's say if I'm ready, okay,
start the clock. Start the clock. Now you get married
and then you have a no after the little one
comes along?
Speaker 7 (33:31):
What is.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah? All right? This is something you get on to exercise.
You don't you run in place on one of these?
Speaker 13 (33:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
All right, when you get old, your face will get these. Yeah,
all right, a cold Blank's daughter in West Virginia, a
colder yeah, the lone Star state. The boy, Yeah, Mark,
he was ready to go put a five on that board.
So it's tied up. But fortunately or On put a
(34:07):
syllable on that for us. Don't wonder I'm sucking today.
Russ and Tayter one will tie, no one will win.
Please just get one ready, you ready, Russ?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Go, Hey, I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
So a police officer when he has a suspect, he
may do this to him. It's like a pat down.
It's they call it something.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
He what? Uh?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yeah, it's like a pat down. It's called something. Did
he did he?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Blank?
Speaker 6 (34:36):
You?
Speaker 12 (34:37):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Frisk for the way the dog go on it, Mark
down and way across. I stunk it up today, So
why want you to try again? Well, we'll give you
a shot at it down the road, all right, buddy,
ah boy? May we play some PRIs been calming down
parking the story out play some frisbee in the comedy
(35:03):
zone parking lot. Where was the comedy zone when we
were playing out there? Mark?
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Uh? Lord, I can't remember which one we were at
all Park Road.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Maybe remember that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I read.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
I said, I had a good time.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I knew my back doorway into that kitchen where I
can snick some wings. Yeah, that was my favorite. We
were fingering bow there that night, remember yours? Oh yeah? Man,
Well they just screams frisbee again. The pard was catching
it in his mouth.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
You're like, you don't have to go home, but you
can't stay here.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Uh, Mark, We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great
rest of your day, my boy. Ah man, I did
they rush over in Greenville, Tennessee. One hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products headed you away, Roger,
Buddy rounds.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Good to me, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I got the big show on the radio. Request time
Kindergramd Fromongo Marty Collins out of Hot Springs, Arkansas. Marty says,
I want to hear when John Boyd took Cadbury to
the w w E match Oh Raceling wrestling. Later we'll
do arithmetic. Ain't on Marty coming up next.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
That's a big seawing the radio or something you'd like
to hear around this time Monday through Friday, hit us
up on a John Boy and been a Facebook page.
Marty Collins out of Heart Springs, Arkansas. I got it,
Honay Martin's request before in the match that was awesome?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Wasn't that awesome?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Cadbury? Cadbury, Hey, put down that book.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I'm sorry' huh what's with you?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Can't you understand the words that are coming out of
my mouth?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
One moment?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Here we are?
Speaker 5 (37:22):
How may I be of assistance to you?
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Where did you put them ear plugs?
Speaker 8 (37:26):
In?
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Shortly after your first yes splitting?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Cadbury? Come on, we got ringside seats and the w
w AP and you're sitting there reading a book.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
You can do that at home, capitol IDEA.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Good Night's up?
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Come on, Cadbury, trying to play attention. There's only one
match left, Hardcore Holly's against Stone Coast Steve Auston for
the title.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Hodcore Holly and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
How quaints? Uh?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
Look at some of these names? Taz Edge, Rikishi sound
more like automobiles than grown men's.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
That's what wrestling is all about, Cadbury.
Speaker 9 (38:05):
That's not wrestlings. It more closely resembles a bad knuckled
street brawl. This evening's parade of muscle bound ruffians could
hardly know the final points of the sport of kings.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
This ain't the sport of kings. It's wrestling. Hello Boying,
Oh my mistakes.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
I merely meant to point out that this spectacle before
us bears no resemblance to real wrestling.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh and I suppose you know all about real wrestling.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
As a matter of facts, in my younger days, I
was quite a grappler, as they say, Oh, come on,
certainly more accomplished than any of these over compensated circus clowns.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
They're not clowns, Cadbury. They're finally tuned athletes, carefully trained,
perfectly conditioned, skilled performers, honing their craft and performing in
the most violent, so proper on earth.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Nice tries.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
H what he made, Cadbury.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
That's exactly how you described yourself to that baby doll
in the concession stand there.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, but I made it about these guys. The WWF
is the best in sports entertainment.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
That entertainment maybe, but this is definitely not sports. For example,
look at this fellow they call stone Cold with that
shaved head. He looks more like an angry roll On
Deodre than a wrestler.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Cad Berry, I think he heard you.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
Oh I'm so scared, sir.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yes, I said it. And what are you going to
do about it? Cadburry?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
No, come on, ladd, find out what it's like to
face a real man. You sweaty lous Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Stop and he's looking right at you.
Speaker 12 (39:33):
Who is he?
Speaker 7 (39:34):
Is he?
Speaker 10 (39:35):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Cue ball take a picture.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's a last, long time old man. You're making him mad?
Speaker 5 (39:41):
How can you tell?
Speaker 7 (39:41):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I'm reading his lips and I don't take that finger
he's hold up? Means you're number one?
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Oh what's the matter, mister world heavyweight champion?
Speaker 9 (39:49):
Are you're afraid of a mature, portlyt gentlemen's gentlemen?
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Well I'm waiting there, you see, sir.
Speaker 9 (39:58):
Nothing Once you called bluff, they show themselves for what
they really are, muscle bound ballerinas.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
He knows better than to dally with me? Is a
stone cold Indeed?
Speaker 7 (40:10):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I you what spit it out?
Speaker 7 (40:14):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (40:15):
What are you pointing at that folded share that's about
to collide with your head?
Speaker 6 (40:19):
What?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Catberry?
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Are you all right?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
No more brandy for me and Margaret.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
I'm flying the plane.
Speaker 14 (40:28):
Cantberry if ston't Cook gets you in the ring, who
elbow drops stone cold stunner, Kisberry, get out of there
before you get hurt.
Speaker 10 (40:47):
Too late.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
There is a small ray of sunlight in this storm.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
So what is it?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
I've convinced mister Austin that this is a tag team match?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
What good luck?
Speaker 7 (41:06):
So I know not now?
Speaker 11 (41:23):
And then it got ugly.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
Good morning to.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Make showing the radio. You know there's track by Age
and Burns and you John Won't Bill album, keyword flu Shot,
Little Left from the Big Bugs.
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(42:26):
press two. O man, why don't you just tell me
which men are sale?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Are you pretending to be the voicemail machine again?
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Got it?
Speaker 10 (42:39):
You guys wouldn't be stupid enough to pow for that.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Well, I guess you know.
Speaker 10 (42:43):
Hey, I'm sorry with that outline.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes, that wasn't you and exciting in your life?
Speaker 7 (42:48):
Sale?
Speaker 10 (42:49):
When I had a birthday last Friday?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Really, well, happy birthday.
Speaker 10 (42:53):
I don't know you want to ask?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
No, Mama tell me not to ask a woman how
old she is?
Speaker 10 (42:57):
I'm forty five?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Forty five? No way, you can't be forty five?
Speaker 12 (43:02):
Well I'm not.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Well, Well, why'd you say you were?
Speaker 10 (43:04):
To get you to say what you just said? I'm
changing my target reaction from yeah right to no, No
you can't be forty five?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I say, so, how old are you? Really?
Speaker 7 (43:14):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (43:14):
No, I thought your mama told you not to ask
Levin how I actual is? Well you brought it up, Jimbo, Jimbo,
you just don't understand women.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
I'm gonna told you that. So did you get any
good birthday presents?
Speaker 10 (43:25):
As a matter of I guess, and believe it or not,
it came from Murray WHOA. I told him I didn't
care what it got me as long as it was
something expensive and really hard to get.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
So what to get you?
Speaker 10 (43:36):
A flu shot?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
That doesn't sound like much fun?
Speaker 13 (43:40):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 10 (43:41):
It was great? I saw it on any babe made
enough to buy a big screen clean?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Well, good work. Is that Lissen's Murray in?
Speaker 10 (43:48):
Hold on, I'll ask him Murray, Jimbo gardy?
Speaker 12 (43:51):
I two? What I can't hear you?
Speaker 7 (43:54):
What?
Speaker 12 (43:55):
Oh? Three words? First words sounds like scratch. No, sounds
like itch, okay, pitch hitch rich witch, ditch, ditch ditch
ditch okay. Second word sounds like nose. Let's see rose
(44:16):
hose pose toes those those okay?
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Okay. My third word sounds like idiots?
Speaker 7 (44:26):
What Oh?
Speaker 10 (44:27):
The third word is idiot?
Speaker 12 (44:29):
Okay, I got it. Ditch those idiots? Right, yeah, okay,
no problem.
Speaker 10 (44:34):
Hello, Jimbo hers out of the office right now, got
it out? Okay, okay, hold.
Speaker 12 (44:39):
On, Hey, Murray didn't take You're gonna have to talk
to him. Don't make that.
Speaker 13 (44:44):
Say please be right?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
You are you?
Speaker 13 (44:48):
Hello, Jimbo? Love you mean it?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Right?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
How come you trying to duck our call?
Speaker 13 (44:53):
Sorry, babe, I'm kind of worn out. It's it's been
a rough week around here because of well, you know,
the recent event.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
You don't mean you're bombed because of the election.
Speaker 13 (45:03):
No, not the election, Steal's birthday.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Why would you be bummed out about seals birthday?
Speaker 13 (45:08):
Are you serious? Chimbo? She sold my present on eBay.
When I heard that, I realized I made.
Speaker 10 (45:16):
A terrible mistake.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
You should have put more thought into it.
Speaker 13 (45:20):
No, I should have head onto that flu shot. I
had no idea they was talking to that kind of dough.
Speaker 10 (45:24):
I mean, seals got a big screen TV.
Speaker 13 (45:26):
Meanwhile, I'm still scraping along with this pitiful little seventeen
inch you here in the office. Please, When I'm watching
Uncle Wacky's cartoon Fronthouse, I can barely read it when
they flash the wacky word of the day.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Well, what goes around comes around?
Speaker 13 (45:40):
See, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 7 (45:42):
Never mind.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
So anyway, well let's talk about us for a sec.
How many big money gigs have you got lined up
for us?
Speaker 13 (45:49):
I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Schmidley squat
chant got a.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Scat wacky word theday time already?
Speaker 13 (45:59):
You know me too? Well, hell, come help me find
my TV glasses, miss fifty five inch widescreen.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
I'm not better, you're.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
Better, Hey, babe, Let's do the lunch thing later.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
Have you on machine?
Speaker 13 (46:10):
Call my machine and remember NASCAR murder. Nascar murder, back off.
I mean, I'm gonna hike you'all.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Where the world did that come from?
Speaker 13 (46:20):
It's been stuck in my head since the last Gong Show.
Speaker 7 (46:22):
You guess did?
Speaker 13 (46:23):
I thought i'd return the fatal eggs. Hey babe, give
my love to Bobby. That's Billy, I'm too and Jimbo
what call me?
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