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March 6, 2025 44 mins

Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Mad Max blows a fuse over a story regarding Oreo cookies.. - The Rabbi calls out the big girls who are posting videos of themselves over-eating on TikTok.. - Doug Rice recaps the past week in NASCAR and makes his prediction for who will dominate at Phoenix Raceway this weekend.. - We’ve got a classic JB&B Playhouse, titled “The Vacuum Salesman,” that showcases Jeff Pillars hilarious improvisation skills as Randy tries to throw him off his game with unscripted sound effects.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a birthday celebration for Married Man…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Who can't be topical?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Talking out hop out on this Thursday, March the sixth,
and you got the big shoulder radio. Hey, think about
at their jobs.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's our job to get you up and get you
going to your job with a laurel and hearty handshake
and they nod to the cap. Oh it, Jackuel, work work.

(01:36):
It's a National Oreo Cookie Day. We will celebrate with
Mad Max. About that a litttle later, National white Chocolate
Cheesecake Day, specific National Frozen Food Day. We got that
National Dentist Day. How about that? We just working around
the dentist, said the laire doctor sightling, doctor Nail and

(02:03):
Jackie taking me to my pullmans. Make sure I don't
run out the back while you're there and sending you pictures. Understand,
there's a chair I was in and looked like one
of them to have a baby.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
He was like an a pediatric's doctor. Chair is so tiny.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I hate it to you, but every chair looks like
a tiny chair when you've seen it, it looks so yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah that was a baby chair. YEAHA having birth check.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I mean his lakes were hanging off the chair from
his knees down.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Is charitable.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I'm like, they're knocking you out for.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
This, and uh yeah, so we got a lot to
celebrate to it's just a being here to start with
him about dad. Let's wake up. Big shows on.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
The radio, blowing out your.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio tape tape, Kim
meld On, give me that first prize back. Well, I'll
pull myself together all right.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
What they're playing for is one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull snot cleaning products. All this stuff is
made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, and
bull snot make sure they look good doing it. You
can look for bullsnot at truck stops across America, or
just download the bull snot at. You can go to
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(03:28):
for more information.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You use your tongue pertier in a twenty dollars hold.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
I've had me some practice.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Three days in history, where we'll get to our three categories.
Rammy nineteen thirty eight, Thomas Garson of Chicago. It's twenty
two hamburgers and two courts of ice cream and twenty
five minutes why to win a bet?

Speaker 5 (03:55):
I thought I was hungry?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh right, I don't guess they had like professional eating
back then, just you know, want to eat to live.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
They started to see little bit tell me.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Up to nineteen sixty four, Saturday Elijah Mohammad, the leader
of the Nation of Islam, gave boxer Cassius Clay the
name Mohammad Ali. Elijah's first name was Saturday. That's crazy, well,
I guess okay. Finally, in twenty twelve, a woman from

(04:30):
Nebraska sold a three year old nugget for a total
of eight one hundred dollars on the internet auction website eBay.
The woman claimed the nugget resembled George Washington and she
wanted to sell it to raise money to send children
to a summer camp. The auction site eased its rules
on selling expired food for the woman so she can

(04:53):
raise money to support her.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Calls very nice. Whoever who ever been on that and
paid that, You.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Know, we ought to start paying more attention to those McNuggets.
We might be sitting on a pile, a pile of
what talk about McDonald's menu. Another category. We're ready one,
ain't under big show? You told free line? Come on
play out birds next.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
H m hmmm.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Your morning Sean Radio. We'll would be your Thursday March.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
The six.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
No winning uppers.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win on.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Boy Billy, give you prizes from the big prize be
let's go contested number one.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
This should really be a lot of fun in your
playing outs.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Have a urry up and guest time, you have the
best time. You have a big shot.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
Let's say, hey Kevin from Forest City, North Carolina, we
have shots.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Good morning Kevin, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Hello, Hey Morny, welcome in here. I cave one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull's not riding on this
phone call. You had one lately worth that much money? Okay,
have you have you.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Made one that cost you that line?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, let's get you through the three categories, and then
Jackie had taken from there. We're all gonna be happy
with you starting your day. You ready to go. I'm ready,
give us in five seconds three ice cream flavors.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Ready, stop it, chop it and stawbury.

Speaker 10 (07:15):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Give us three famous boxers, ready.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Go, Muhammad Ali, Mark Austin, Joe Lewis.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And then give us three items on the McDonald's menu.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Ready go, Hamburger's, French fries and cookies.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh my, Iman, Just turn you loose, buddy, you claiming
your boss not and we'll get it to you in
far city.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Boy, All right, thank you. I give a shout out.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
You go ahead.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Hey, I love to give a shout out for my kids, Jacob, Jessica,
Iley and Matthew and my little danser Jocelyn.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Look at that bag winning on the Big Show? Who
Got next? One minutes?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's your news right on the other side our time capsule,
and in a story from Carl children don't get no better.

Speaker 11 (08:44):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, oh, what's upod man man?

Speaker 11 (09:02):
I remember last time I was in here, I was
talking about dumb TV commercials.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
You know what.

Speaker 11 (09:06):
I ran out of time before I got to what
car commercials? Okay, take a second here to talk about
car commercials. Okay, first of all, do car people run
enough commercials?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
I mean, every other.

Speaker 11 (09:18):
Ad you see on TV is a car commercial. Sometimes.
I think that's why they cost so much. One for
all him ads, a new car would cost like eight
hundred dollars, and they spend all this money to show
how tough this car is. You know, they show it
zooming around some mountain road in the middle of a
thunderstorm and big old boulders falling down in front of him.

(09:38):
Driver got a bobcat up in his face. The car
always comes through. But you know, then at the bottom
of the screen it always says, do not attempt these maneuvers.
Why not look like the cars up for it? Hey,
if you don't want me to do it, don't be
showing it to you.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
You know.

Speaker 11 (09:57):
The Nissan says their cars are built for the human race.
Now who else would they be building them for? And
Dodge talking about they got something called cab forward Design,
whatever that is. It looked like a regular car to me.
I mean, help me out here. Don't all cars have

(10:17):
the cab up in the front. And announcer trying to
explain it, he says, we moved the wheels out to
the corners. Well that's a good idea. Where were they
had before in the glove compartment? Hey, guys, while we
add it, why don't we move the steering wheel over
here to the side that the driver said.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Something does You're a genius.

Speaker 11 (10:38):
That's what revolutionized the industry. Ain't no wonder this company
almost went broke a while back. And what's up with Chevrolet?
Why would I want to buy a truck that's like
a rock you know what? I bet it's real nice,
but that ain't exactly what I had in mind.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Have you got something that's more like a truck?

Speaker 12 (11:00):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (11:01):
Did you hear what the boys that Dodge are doing
with the wheels?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Dodge got it going on.

Speaker 11 (11:06):
And see the local dealers, they got a whole other
thing happening. What is it about owning a car lot
makes a man think he is a stand up comic?
I mean, it's one thing to see some you know,
stiff looking dude standing there. Hey, y'all, I'm Chuck Whiteyt
Come see me at Whitey Ford and I'll hook you up.
And most of these dudes are not to be on TV.

(11:27):
But hey, most of the people on TV ought not
to be on TV. Now I'm talking these scary nut
jobs at the used car lot.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You know, the guys you always see.

Speaker 11 (11:37):
Real late at night, some three hundred pounds dude dressed
up like Monica Lewinsky, talking about we're blowing away the competition.
Don't be a sucker. Come see Tucker. Then shut up,
put a tie on. Act like you got some sense.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
If I buy a car.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
From you and you a fool, what does that make me.

Speaker 11 (11:57):
Of Cause I ain't talking about the ones that buy
a lot of radio advertising. Oh no, no, they ain't crazy.
They just trying to cut through the static gort to
do this from the sale department standing in the door
over there.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Time Look right, man, but.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
You had it.

Speaker 11 (12:13):
Oh you're going to see Taka.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I'm done.

Speaker 11 (12:16):
Uh, y'all think about it. I'm on the website, John
Boy and Billy. Good morning radio, dumb right.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio coming
on about twenty minutes from the desk with Taylor. Taylor
News is what to watch. There are now.

Speaker 8 (13:06):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childs.

Speaker 10 (13:14):
I had me a birthday a little bit ago. I
don't rightly know how old I am but I knowed.
I had a birthday Melinda, that big girl from a
dollar stores. She gave me a book of stories. Some
of them I never heard afore. I can tell you
about one of them if you owt me too, Yeah,
all right, then I've gone to anyway.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
That's here.

Speaker 10 (13:38):
It's called the silver screw. Seems at once upon a time,
this old boy he's born without a belly button, But
where it is supposed to be, there's this big old
silver screw is sticking out that boy's doctor. Well, sir,
I didn't want to try to take it out on
account of the days afraid on Eric's word out of him,

(14:01):
well Sir, Liking or not, this old boy, he was
stuck with that silver screw. Growing up was tough on him.
Other children they were a micro to him. Mates fort
of him, a good bit. Could never go to gym
class on account of they hanging him towels off of
his silver screw. So he never left the house. He

(14:24):
dug a hole in the floor of the shed with
a stop and stayed there. He never had no friends.
One day, when he was out at the store getting
some dry goods, he reached up to get something or
other off on the top shelf. His shirt come untucked.
This mysterious feller kind of a twitchy looking boy in
a black raincoat. He saw that screw sticking out. Term

(14:49):
told that boy about a swammy. Some folks calls him
a wizard. I called him a swammy. Had one of
them big old towels on his head.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
Swam.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
He lived over in a place called t bet So
that boy, he took all his money under the MinC car,
took a plane trip to meet this swamy. Once he
got there, he had to wander off summers, climb up
to these big mountains to get to this swamy Feller
then took him a couple of good days. We didn't
have no buses or taxi cabs up Iron. He come

(15:22):
up to the big old church. Before he could knock
on the door there, that swammy Feller opened it up.
He told that boy with a silver screw, he knowed
why he was there. That swamy said, if and he
wanted to get that silver screw out of there, he'd
have to sleep in the highest tower and the next
morning that screw would come right out. That boy he

(15:44):
was a mine put off about having to do more climbing,
but he said, all right. Then he told his stuff
up that room, went to sleep. In the middle of
the night, this fog floated in the window. In the
middle of that fog, here's this big old silver screwdriver.
I ain't sure an if it was a Phillips hit
or not. That screwdriver took that screw why that bore

(16:06):
was belly and then floated back out the winder. Next morning,
when that boy woke up, he said that silver screw
with laying on a pillow.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Next to him.

Speaker 10 (16:15):
He reached down and commenced to feeling around his belly button,
and that screw was plumb gone. He jumped up out
of bed, happy.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
As he could be.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
Then all of a sudden, his butt fell off. He
kept trying to put it back on all the time screaming,
what's my butt fall off?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Firm, what's my butt fall off?

Speaker 10 (16:36):
Fur more of than the story. Don't screw around with
things you don't understand, or you could lose your butt
at the end.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
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Speaker 7 (16:55):
What's in your belly button?

Speaker 6 (16:56):
Up?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Cover That morning a mag show is on your radio.

Speaker 13 (17:02):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up. There's food everywhere, flying
through the air round blights and bowls and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh you were the spreads.

Speaker 13 (17:15):
You can't imagine ribs and chickens and biscuits and whole
pigs and a great big sticky. That's what it's like
at the Junt Boy of Bully Pig Show. It's a
buffet from start to finish. There should be a cover charge.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for.

Speaker 14 (17:28):
Or you fainted like cleaning bill over my head?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
You gonna eat that.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Morning?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
You got Big Show Gang with you on the radio.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
Ain't that Redvae Show?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Dan coming up?

Speaker 6 (18:17):
A little over hour.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
On track with Doug Rights all things Nascar. If you
ain't gonna be around now, never minds about the John
Boybilly Late Risers podcast every Monday through Friday, a little
bit after the Big Show ends, broadcast podcast of NETT.
We'll tell you Christopher Bell Driver that number twenty Toyota
is hot. So after William Byron wins the Daytona five hundred,

(18:42):
go down to Atlanta, Christopher Bell wins. Then last weekend
you go down to the first road course race circuit
of the America's in Austin. Christopher Bell wins that he's hot.
This weekend is Phoenix. Guess who won Phoenix last race?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
What it be?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yes, Christopher Bell. I mean, there was so the schedule
here what we had, Like after Atlanta last year we
went to Vegas and Kyle Larson won. But this year,
after Atlanta, it was down in Austin last weekend, right, yes,
So then so picked back up with Phoenix. That's when

(19:22):
Christopher Bell won that this time last year. Okay, we
got that this weekend. Then we go to Vegas this year.
But then, like you're looking at at Bristol, last year
was the fifth race and we're not going to Bristol
until the ninth race. What's going on with these people?

(19:45):
I hope y'all were paying attention because you will be
quizzed on this out. I'm sorry, I just got into
it to tell you Christopher Mail was looking pretty good
on to and around and going to Phoenix, where he
went like I saw that. Just said, all right, Doug,
we still need you. Big shoe rolls on.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Good Morning.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Got a big show on the radio coming up. We
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(20:31):
Hang I play for ten minutes. But right now for
the desk of tator Tama News.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
What to watch?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Hears Marcy Taylor morn.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Let's see what they're all watching at the box office
over the weekend. Wan too, this tough. We're gonna do
it anyway, all right, Captain America Brave New World was
the topmovie the box office for a third street weekend.
You'd think everybody had seen it by now, but no, nope.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Number one.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Uh, the thriller Last Breath starring Woody Harrelson, the one
we talked about the Diving Folks, opened up in second place.
Other movies in the top five all moved down a slot.
The Monkey Is came in third, Paddington in Peru number four,
and dog Man rounded out to five. Coming out this Friday,

(21:19):
Mickey seventeen. It's a comedy. It has Robert Pattinson, you know,
the vampire turned into Batman and turned into rap It's
got Mark Ruffalo and Tony Collette in it. Mickey seventeen
follows Mickey Barnes. He's an expendable clone. He's a clone
worker who was sent on dangerous missions to colonize the
ice planet. I'm not even gonna try it. Nipple, sure,

(21:43):
if that'll get you to go whatever. And so it's
like there's a bunch of clones of him and when
they thought was dead, but he wasn't. So he was
running around kind of free, and they, you know, mayhem ensued. Well,
I'm sure there's a bunch of other parts of that
Night of the Zoopocalypse. It's an animated adventure. A wolf

(22:05):
in a mountain line team up when a meter unleashes
a virus turning zoo animals into zombies.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Aren't you glad your kids are grown up?

Speaker 5 (22:13):
And also coming out Friday in the Lost Lands. It's
an action adventure. It's got Dave Batista and Melia Joevolvovich
from Fifth Element. Remember her? Remember her?

Speaker 7 (22:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Shetty one.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
A queen sends the powerful and feared Sorceress Meila to
the ghostly wilderness of the Lost Lands in search of
a magical power, where the sorceress and her guide must
outwit and out fight man and demon.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Hey, no fair losing interest in your own story.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
I was reading it like the trailer.

Speaker 15 (22:48):
All right.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Streaming this week, some new things are dropping with Love
Meghan is on Netflixing Some Money. It's hosted and executive
produced by Megan, the Duchess of Sucket, and she invites
friends and famous guests to a beautiful California state where
she shares cooking, gardening and hosting tips.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Oh shut up, serious job.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Daredevil Born Again. It's on Disney Plus. It's a series
premiere and it picks back up with the other TV
show Daredevil that stopped in twenty eighteen. So about the
lawyer who's kind of put the Daredevil aside. You don't care.
Deli Boys is also coming out. It's a comedy. It's
on Hulu and it's their first season and season seven
on Netflix of Formula One, The drive to survive. It's

(23:38):
like a documentary.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right you guys, all right, well, thank you very much. Yeah, sure,
all right, we'll let's get us a winner. Let's play
John Boy Jebary. Then yeah, this review yesterday's question. We've
found out Marine life researchers reported, contrary to popular belief,
this is what you're most likely to find the center

(24:01):
of a pearl.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
A parasitic worm.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
A worm is in your pearl. No, I had questions
for you yesterday, Randy, So I think I still have
another one. What should you expect to find at the
center of a pearl?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
A parasitic worm is more most common, but most people
believe it's a grain of sand.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Ah okay, but the pearl comes in the oyster because
of the worm, and sand has nothing to do with
It's just when you eat oysters like that, you want
to wash them off because you get grit in your mouth.

Speaker 16 (24:34):
Yes, okay, yeah, okay, I have more, but I know
he doesn't want to hear it.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Is the is the pearl? Is the the worm still
in it? Like if we were to crack open the pearl,
would you be able to see.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
The little worm in there?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah? It would be tiny.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Parasitic. Okay, all right, doesn't.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Mean tiny, it means but sucking.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Ah. We don't want that either. Okay, well, us move
on to John Boyd Jeppardy Today we're gonna make somebody
happy right here. According to researchers, those dog Go one
researchers again, busy well, these are the researchers at Aberdeen
Medical School. This is the only commonly available liquid you
should never drink if you are dehydrated.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
What's a cold glass of buttermilk?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
No? Buttermilk? No, you don't like buttermilk. What y'all got one?
Eight hundred Big show? You told free line?

Speaker 6 (25:31):
We go?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Do we get a winter? We play John Boyd Jepardy? Next? Good?

(26:00):
Where's the morning? March six? Got the Big Show on
the radio. We got our feature track from the Big
Show bed box Married Man's Birthdays celebration. There's your keywords,
married birthday hit a big box at a big show
dot coming right now.

Speaker 16 (26:17):
That's fla yeses live across America.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's John boy Ja and now a married man who's
learned a lot from his wife. Like if you come home.

Speaker 17 (26:28):
And your wife is eating ice cream straight out of
the carton, don't ask how's it going, he's John Boy?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I Yeah, let's him could easy. Let's say hat a
Ronald out of Mobile, Alabama, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Ronald, Good morning, John Boy.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Hello buddy, Hi Ronald, you got first shot at it
this morning. According to those researchers at Aberdeen Medical School,
this is the only commonly available liquid you should never
ever drink if you are the high rated.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
I'm just gonna say water. I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
You're just gonna say water. So you're dehydrated, don't knock it? Okay,
Well let's see is it? Do you want to be
more specific? Ronald? I mean, just just for the heck
of it. You think you're like all right water?

Speaker 5 (27:22):
What I mean like?

Speaker 6 (27:25):
I mean, I know when you go to give you them,
I VS with that like bout water in it? So
but then whatever it is, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Okay, So, so you were thinking about salt water. But
do you get IVS with that?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Please? You're just making a little.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I like, okay, Okay, Well let's let's see if by
some chance he's right with water? Water body. We appreciate
you playing no, I want to I want to play
wordy word with you.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (28:01):
Man?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
All right, we'll hook out up.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Lady.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
You have a great day, buddy. Let's go to Dakota
and McDonald and Tennessee. All right there, Dakota, Good morning,
Good morning, Hey buddy. So Ronald down in Mobile. Guess water. No,
trying to get them a little bit more specific on
the deal, but didn't work. So the commonly available liquid

(28:27):
you should never ever drink if you're dehydrated. Dakota, what
are you thinking.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Let's go with salt water?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Ah, well, Ronald said, they use osan Ivisa. Let's say
show us salt water. You know, you got to learn
that when you're when you're on the ocean. Yeah, that's
a don't don't do that.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Ever.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
I thought salt water was bad even if you weren't dehydrated.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Just drinking salt water make you throw up.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, and Ronald's is down in Mobile.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Don't go on it.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I was cutting had the cod to look at you, buddy.
You got the big o LS tractor prize pack. Headed
to your pad in Tennessee. Finishing up on the never
drink salt water if you're dehydrated. Virtually any non poisonous
fluid will help to hydrate you, including coffee, tea, milk,

(29:29):
and yes, even alcohol in moderation. But seawater is emetic.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
So if you drink it, you'll throw.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Up, and I said, and will become even more dehydrated.
That's where it gets you, you do.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
So that's.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh, there you go, keeping me hydrated for years.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
He'll watch it.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, morning, it's a big shall on the radio. Thursday morning,
March the six. Go back to this date nineteen twelve,
one of the best cookies ever was invented. Yes, the
Oreo Cookie. Hey, its debut this date nineteen twelve. Look

(30:58):
what the time for? Get this call? Good morning, Big.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Joe, John Boy and Billy lad Mare.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
How's it going, buddy?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
How you think it's going? Well, I'm mattering frog hairs
flipped three ways. Wait, that's how fine I am. Anyway,
I got a good for you boys. Our top story.
A middle school science teacher in Pennsylvania wanted to teach
a lesson about how the tectonic plates and the Earth's
crust rubbed together, which is what causes earthquake. But wait,

(31:30):
before the lesson, the teacher had to send home a
permission slip for the kids parents to sign. Now here's
what it said. The students will be using double stuff
oreos to assimilate the three types of plate boundaries. The
student may eat the oreo after the investigation if it's

(31:50):
okay with you. The students do not have to eat
the oreo if they do not wish to do so. Well,
good idea. You don't want to helpless child to feel
pressure to do something they don't want to do, like
eat a cooking. There's the official statement the parents had
to sign off of. My child has permission to eat

(32:12):
the oreo after the science investigation. Without a sign permission slip,
my child understands that he she will not be able
to sample the oreo. Well, welcome to the brave new
world of modern education. The school nurse can hand out
condoms like they were breath man, but you need to

(32:33):
sign permission slip from your momy to eat an oreo.
Let me put this as delicately as I know how.
My big old dog any of these permission slip pens.
He's ever heard of? Google? I looked up orios. You
know what I found out? The BESCO introduced the Oreo
sandwich cookie on March sixth, nineteen twelve. You might not

(32:57):
believe this, but kids have been eating them without major
safety issues for over one hundred years. In fact, there's
some evident said oreos might have actually been invented for kids.
All Right, they ain't exactly health food, but in nineteen
ninety two the bisco stopped using lard to make the
white stuff in the middle. In six they took out

(33:20):
the trems fat and started using non hydraenated vegetable lord.
Long story short, the modern oreo is the safest oreo
that's ever been filled. I swear being a kid is
gone right down a toilet since I was growing up.
Back in my day, we played dodgeball, We shot each

(33:40):
other with bb gun, we played lawn dark heck, we
took a fourth grade field trip to the Bloodweiser Plat
and they gave us all at six pack at the
end of the tour. Alright, I made the last one up. Man.
What my point is, there was a time when grown
ups didn't treat kids like they were a bunch of
little glass butterflies. We climbed trees, we got black eyes,

(34:05):
we shut up our knees, and our parents never had
a sign something called permission to eat the oreo. After
the sign of investigation, so you might want to unbunch
your panties and miss crab Tree. I mean, have you
seen I hate greater lately? It's a fattish generation of kids.
Has ever walked home? Trust me, they've all wayd ood so,

(34:30):
by god, jail out, set up, shut up, quit arn in.

Speaker 12 (34:34):
My life, John Boy, Billy, y'all have a nice dudy.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
It's a big show on already you Oh, Rabbi has
stopped Bob and I don't think he's got a review, dudes,
let's find out. Welcome back, Rabbi Myron Bergstein.

Speaker 14 (35:17):
Hey, I'm sorry, I gotta skip all this shollow me
homie stuff, but I gotta get something off my vest
you mean off your chest, off my vest. I spilled
some of that spicy brown mustard on Themi sandwich. Thanks
for the shot, by Potato. But you know what, since
you brought it up, Yeah, there's something that's eating that
might took us. You ever seen that thing on the

(35:37):
on the internet, that tick tack TikTok tic toc tic tac.
Who gives a crap? My great grandkids were showing me
some stuff on there, funny cat videos, dogs, Van glasses, weird.
Those crying about the election, Grow up your little bastards.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
But there are some things that.

Speaker 14 (35:55):
I just don't understand, won't understand, can't, for the life
of me understand. There are a bunch of videos of
these big girls eating, and I mean big, big, big,
the rap girl that couldn't fit in the Corolla big.
And that's all they do. You see them from the
chins up, shoving food down their Gutshoot, and we're I'm
talking about a regular meal here, you know, a steak,

(36:17):
maybe a nice piece of fish, a shide salad, maybe
a slice of cake. We're talking whole pizzas, twelve lobsters,
a sac of graysie breakers, and a whole pan of
mac and cheese with extra mac and double cheese.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
And that's just one meal.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
They could be a competitive eater.

Speaker 14 (36:34):
But you can't get them out of the house to compete.
Look at that Joey cheese nut guy. Man, he can
pound it down, but he's nice and slim. You know
why hey.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Stops eating once in a while.

Speaker 14 (36:45):
Your bunch of belt beefers, These browns are stuff in
their face and all the time they're wheeze and then
Breton hard like a near death volvo in the passing lane.
They got so much grease on their face. Opec sends
them a membership. When she sweats the lake, stock takes
the nose dive, they all look like they're in the
fitness protection program. Oh, Rabbi, you're being mean. Oh shut

(37:09):
your hold your bastard.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
I'm not being mean.

Speaker 14 (37:12):
If this was some Bahama to us struggling with their
weight problem, I'd be supportive. I try to find a
way to help. But this nobody is holding her hostage,
making her do this. These names aren't thinking about that consequences.
Damn it there. Well, it's like, what are they gonna
do if they fall down? Hah, it's easier lifting up
thors hammer, for God's sake. And never mind the aftershocks

(37:33):
could cause us so nami. But that's what happens when
you're so big that when you get on a digital scale,
the readout looks like a phone number. They aren't thinking
about the medical repercussions. The way they shovel it in.
At some point they're gonna choke. If she chokes, who's
gonna give it a Heimlich maneuver? Hell Lebron Jones ain't
got lombs on long enough to get around that thing.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
He need the whole team.

Speaker 14 (37:56):
And by the time you sift through all those chins
looking for her mouth, it's over.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 14 (38:00):
If drag you'll ever bite your neck, he's gonna get diapetes. Hey, lady,
you want to get married Gordler. Any guy who marries
you was gonna get arrested for polygamy. He's gonna have
ten miles de feet And it's just a toya. And
unless you marry Hercules, there ain't no way you're getting
carried across the threshold. You ain't riding away in the
limo neither unless the limo's an eighteen whaler. And when

(38:22):
they throw rice at the vetting, you're gonna be the
one jumping up trying to catch it in your mouth.
Out of all these videos, you know what, They ain't
eating vegetables.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Unless you count.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Fries, and then they're knocking it out of the park.

Speaker 14 (38:37):
Ladies, how can you go through life like this not
being able to look down because you got a fleshy
fanny pack around your neck. You don't dare waving anyone
because those big meat curtains hanging off your arms and
knock you out. Where's the people who love them? Why
aren't they hiding all the the ding dongs and the
ranch dressing. Why aren't they using tough love? I'll tell

(38:58):
you why. There Joe lovesy bustards. All you big girls
God bliss, go in peace, and I don't mean a
sixteen piece bucking Dammit.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 14 (39:10):
We'll just talk about foods making me hungry.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Good morning, A lot more big show coming.

Speaker 17 (39:17):
Up, John Boy, Big Big Show goes picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Well, listen to the radio.

Speaker 17 (39:26):
We're right in the middle of a new detro you boobe, No, no, not,
you're rating fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs
and cut down nothing. I gotta go make coffee for
the boys so they can go on making that audio
magic known as the John boy By Big Show.

Speaker 18 (39:41):
Carry on, Drake peepa.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio coming
up and couple minutes on track with dog right Boys
Gone hit Phoenix racing in the desert this.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
Week here.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I were looking here on this day in March the sixth.
It was back in nineteen sixty four, when I boy
Elvis was acting, especially filmed Kissing Cousin's premiere.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
He said they were good for practice.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
You heard that.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Not all Elvis's movies made it, especially here in Big
Show Fantasy Left.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
What are you going to do with me?

Speaker 16 (40:55):
Green Godless, I'm already doing it. You're bait, miss Watson.
I'm using you to track Spider Man in a web
of my own.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
Then I'll destroy you both with my evaporator ray.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
It'll never work. Spider Man will save me, and.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
For the life of me, I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
What the hell is that supposed to me?

Speaker 7 (41:20):
Well, let's face it.

Speaker 16 (41:22):
He could secondly do better than you. He's a superhero,
for Pete's sake. Why is he all googly eyed over
a but ugly little tramp like you? Those little baked
bean teeth.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
I've got personality.

Speaker 16 (41:37):
As but apparently not a mirror I've seen but the
heads on a boil.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Hey, hey, hey, you can't talk a way about.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
My fiance Spider Man. How's it going? Man? And she
certainly looks like one. Oh that's not cool, man.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
She might not be the prettiest thing.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Hey, I'm ending right here.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
She's got personality. I know, I know.

Speaker 16 (42:04):
If it's any consolation, you won't have to look at
her much longer. Prepare to die.

Speaker 15 (42:14):
All the evaporator Ray, you're a real buzzkiller, Green Goblin Man,
what's wrong?

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Webhead? Didn't you a spider sense his tingle?

Speaker 6 (42:23):
Just luld?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
My butt fell asleep again?

Speaker 16 (42:25):
Man, you'll say your last man man prepared to meet
your doom others.

Speaker 15 (42:31):
Just two things you need to know about me, Green Goblin.
Number one, I'm your friendly neighborhood spider Man.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
And number two, Yeah, I can't steal you are going
to use my stuff on you? Man? How about a
little spider food.

Speaker 16 (42:50):
I can't feel my goblin McNuggets and a coop de
grace activate super spider food powers.

Speaker 15 (43:02):
My cat breathe. I call it taking care of business man.
Oh spider man, wat, I'm feeling something.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
You're not gonna cut the cheese again?

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I feel a song coming on? Baby me be a
little spider man.

Speaker 14 (43:28):
I can't spin a bigger webbon just like a spider cat.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Spider Man. Hello to be a beetle because beetles got
that shell.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Old bee steak bugge because steak Bug's.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
Really really really Smith.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Oh hell, what did you be?

Speaker 6 (43:55):
You're a spider man.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I can't clutch laugh up bed.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Walk She wins out.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
My hand on the leming b.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
You're spider man.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
Oh spider man, Oh baby man.

Speaker 12 (44:14):
I was on me.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
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