March 6, 2025 • 51 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Mad Max blows a fuse over a story regarding Oreo cookies.. - The Rabbi calls out the big girls who are posting videos of themselves over-eating on TikTok.. - Doug Rice recaps the past week in NASCAR and makes his prediction for who will dominate at Phoenix Raceway this weekend.. - We’ve got a classic JB&B Playhouse, titled “The Vacuum Salesman,” that showcases Jeff Pillars hilarious improvisation skills as Randy tries to throw him off his game with unscripted sound effects.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a birthday celebration for Married Man…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now in his own track with Doug Rice getting
rid of raising Phoenix in the desert this weekend. Good morning,
mister Rice, Good.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Morning John Boy. Pleasure to be here heading out to
the desert. And this is an important race because Phoenix
is also the last race of the year and that's
where the teams will wind up decide the championship. So
I was curious to see how they do on the
first go around there.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, Doug, I don't know whether you called about an
hour ago when I was explaining in depth how Christopher
Bell has it going on.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It was so bad people were driving by the studio
holding signs out.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Haul Doug, haul dog. So Christopher Bell, you know this.
He won last weekend on the road course down in Austin. Yeah,
and then he won the weekend before at Atlanta. We
call that a wild card race. And then I was
looking at Phoenix as next up, and he was the
(00:55):
winner of the Phoenix race last year, but it should
have been last weekend, but we switched, like from Vegas
to Phoenix or something.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Is that what I said, Dadas, I you know I
stopped listening to you around around I was.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Too busy going cold.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's either been watching Star Trek time travel episodes or
Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
One of the two things happened. It just looked like
Christopher Bell's got it going on, all.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Right, let Bell does have it going on?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yes, okay, yeah, he's a lot like Stacy's mom. If
anything dates you referencing Stacy's mom. Yes, Christopher Bell won
in Atlanta, and he won last week at Circuit to
the America's really really excellent race. The last twenty laps
(01:49):
were great stuff. Looked like Kyle Bush was going to
break a sixty race losing streak. He wound up finishing fourth,
but he led almost half of that race down in Austin, Texas,
Sea Bell got around him at the end, and then
William Byron looked like he might win his second race
of the year. He came up to challenging, finished second
to him, and Tyler Reddick, who's off to a good
(02:09):
start this year, finished third. Kyle Busch wound up in fourth.
So nice race down there, great stuff, good TV ratings,
maybe the best code of race that we have ever seen.
And now they'll pack up and head to Phoenix, where
you're partially right.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Christopher Bell won.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
The spring race out in Phoenix last year, so he's
trying to make it three in a row. He has
already guaranteed a spot in the playoffs with the number
of races we've had and how many are left to
go in the regular season. With two wins, he is
in the playoffs. Nothing can knock him out.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Wow, all right, when that is all right? So all
right to catch us up here, somebody knew is going
to be racing in Phoenix this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Catherine Legg, who is a well known racer. She's raced
in the NDY five hundred on the Emsis Circuit. She
raced in Arca and Daytona this year. She is going
to race at Phoenix this year. It's not the most
particularly fast car in the field, but it's kind of significant.
She will be the first female driver to have competed
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at the NASCAR Cup Series in seven years. Can you
believe seven years since Danica raced in the series. So
Catherine Legg, very well respected racer, has been racing a
good while and races a lot, will be a competitor
at Phoenix in this weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It sure doesn't seem like it was that long ago
that Danica Patrick squeezed Tom Sorenson's hand and heard him.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Had I need the backstory on it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I know you, I'll break up to day she was dominating.
I want to see what Catherine does in Phoenix. Well, man, I've.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Got to talk to Tom about being dominated by that.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Sounds like a pretty good idea.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Where do I sign up for that?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, while we're talking about lawyers and stuff, come on
a segue in there. What is going on with some lawsuits?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Doug?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Well, NASCAR?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Of course they have been in their counter suing Michael
Jordan's race team twenty three to eleven, and of course
front Row, the other team that's in lawsuit with them,
claiming that there was collusion between these teams and lots.
It's just going to get really messy.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now you've got the two teams suing NASCAR about the charters,
and now NASCAR has said, you guys colluded and this
is all a plot to diminish our authority, and they
are countersuing. So I feel like at the end of
the day of all of this, I don't know who's
right or who's wrong. The lawyers will wind up being
the big winners.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeap usually are. They usually are.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And we had one little incident come out of Circuit
of the America's Austin Sindrick, a guy that's usually not
involved in controversy for whatever reason, right hooked and turned
Tyd Dillon on the front stretch at Circuit to the Americas.
And if you do that, that's kind of like what
Bubba did in a race to Kyle Larson. Chase Elliott
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did it to another driver. Both of those guys were
fined and then suspended for a race. Austin Sendrick is
not going to be suspended, but he'll be fined fifty
thousand dollars in the Biggie fifty points, fifty driver points.
So he goes from eleventh in the standings really nice
to thirty fourth. That's a killer penalty. The only way
(05:34):
he can, really, I think, overcome that is to go
out and probably win a race to try to make
it to the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
That's a big hit man, so somehow, but he just
lost his head right quick and that two car and
then by own.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And you can't do that. You just can't what they
call right hook and turn somebody into the wall. The
only reason he wasn't suspended is that they were on
a road course. And the cars aren't carrying the speed
like they were at Las Vegas and Charlotte, where I
think the other two things took place.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, all right, buddy Phoenix this weekend, who are
we looking at? Doug Man, I go, I'm gonna ride
the hot horse.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I mean you want the.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Guy won there last year. I'm gonna stay with Seabell.
Why not? Right now?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It makes sense he's hot. Three in a row is
not unheard of. Let's go with the winter till he
proves is wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
All right, let's do it. I'm with you. Thank you, Doug,
you right graduation said? All right, my boy, y'all follow
Doug on X ed Riceman sixty one, all right, let's
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let's be back in tested Franker out of Chatsworth, Georgia.
(07:47):
Good morning, Franker, morning John Boy, Hey buddy, Ah there
frank Man. We're gonna ask Datter some questions. You agree
or disagree, get two best for two others, and you win.
I okay, we'll see what we can do. Brother, Well,
let's do it. Then have some fun while we're at it.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
We'll try.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We've been talking about Martha Stewart this week when she
went to prison back in the days ago, cooking with
Rayford finished her off.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Then she's cooking with Snoop Doggs.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well, according to Martha Stewart, what is the best month
for putting up your strawberry preserves?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I have many a little more info put them up where.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Before?
Speaker 8 (08:34):
After President?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
The best time to put up your strawberry preserves is
in May.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
The month of May. All right, Freyer, I track like
she knows what she's talking about. She always does that.
Agree or disagree with May putting up your strawberries.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Oh, I'm gonna agree I think on that one.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, let's see. Yeah, the month of May showberries are
at their best. Good work. Alright there, Tayter. When Stanley
was looking for Livingstone in Africa. You remember them.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Living Oh yeah Stanley?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, absolutely, Well, well Stanley wrote, you should only eat
it if you're out of all other food.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well, Stanley talking about.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It was about eating your shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
What.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Oh, so he's talking about food. If you're out of
all other food, eat the bananas.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Eat the bananas out of other food. Well you think
Frank green or disagreed.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Oh, I guess I'll agree with that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
One too, with that one too, Manna, even a blind
squirrel I find a banana everyone, of course, Yes, that
said bananas, bananas living some one remember when he when
he came up on him, it was like some cannibals.
(10:20):
They were sitting down the plot and he said, doctor Livingston,
I presume I think that was a bugs bunny cartoon
in the neighborhood though.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Scene and then he and then then he said living
student said, of your what's up?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I have to go back and brush you up on that.
But hey, I know Frank her down chats Worth, Georgia
got him to go happy heard prize by congratulations, my boy?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
All right, thank you guys, yoh, I listen to you
every day.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Man, We appreciate you, my boy. Hang on by him
for the hour top.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Of your NWS.
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No, I got it by day ha. Hang on with Jackie,
I'm thinking out loud. Don't do that. Hang on here,
(11:45):
good morning? This makes you on the radio. Remind me
about Walter Caron. Got just a second, I was put
my thought here with the Jackie Freaker reminded me of
Frasier Freaker just playing with his hair. Jackie. I don't
know what I told you, but Roz, I mean Jackie
Fraser has Jackie's favorite show. One of them like that,
Roz GRC radio producer, and Jackie is one too. Anyway,
(12:08):
Roz turned seventy years old. Baby, Do you know that?
Did here Dean this week? So I'm want to let
you know about that. You like a wild Ross? So
you think I've got a chance what I'm saying plenty
of times. We'll see when you turn seventy. I love Ross.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
He's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I do that, all right? So all right up About
to Walter Kron Yes, he signed off of the last
time on this date in nineteen eighty one. Of course,
his greatest sign off of all times in the News.
(12:51):
I guess so, and that's the way it is, all right,
And that's the way he finished. But I we got
the thinking where we came. Just let it lay there.
Back in eighty one, let's do this top ten list.
Thirty one years ago, Walter Cronkite started on CBS Evening
News and his patented sign off, that's the way it is,
you say, man astinat and it still sticks with us
(13:13):
to this day. But it wasn't that easy.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Oh no. He went through literally dozens of possibles before
he came up with a one he liked. We narrowed
it down to the top ten from the Home office
at thirty rock Today's Top ten list. Top ten sign
offs rejected by Walter Cronkite thirty years ago. Number ten,
word to your mother. Number nine, Hasta la vista baby.
(13:37):
Number eight. If you see Goober, tell him, I said,
uh huh. Number seven, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Don't forget it's at your waitresses. Number six, y'all keep
them straight up there. Number five. It ain't nothing for
me to Woofleman's ass. Number four, Come get me, mother,
I'm through. Number three, love you mean it? Number two,
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who says that I say that I'm Walter Cronkite on
the Big Show, and the number one sign off rejected
by Walter Cronkite. Guess what, folks, that's the news and
I am out of here.
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twenty minutes away. F'm Tater Taman News. But first.
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Mary Jane.
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and I couldn't wait to be a grown up so
that I could go to bed anytime I wanted, which
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Getting older, it must be rough on you, guys.
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One minute that you're young and cool, even a little
bit dangerous. The next minute you're reading Amazon reviews for
the Squatty Potty.
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and ninety times a day. That's literally like five curse
words an hour. I'm finally above average. It at something, y'all.
You know, your lifespan is only about a minute long. However,
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the timer refreshes whenever you take a breath. You got
that going for you.
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I've been skydiving, and sure it's scary, But have you
ever been at someone's house in the toilet wooden flush?
I guess I'm the only one's been scary. Five out
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They just don't. That's what I know. As I was
looking that's all right, I'll dumb it down.
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my kiya.
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I need a pretty big mirror. I had to think
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He asked me what I wanted to be when I
grew up, and I told him I wanted to be
a retired lottery winner. Okay, all right, Okay, I got
a joke and then like I gotta split, okay, because
you know I was.
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Now, I'm not.
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Gonna what did one saggy boob say to the other
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I was gonna say nuts.
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not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
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But you can't help.
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But love them no matter how Nerve wracking they are,
and even complain when they make fun of my big head.
I just wish John Boy would give me back my
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Here's our girl, Marcy Tator Moran.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
It's a ward.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Jesus you heard that.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Didn't see any of it on Sunday? Very artsy, I
think at the Oscars as it always always really is.
A Noura triumphed at the Oscars this year, securing Best
Picture and a total of five awards. No it's about
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a young sex worker from Brooklyn who meets an impulse,
meets and impulsively marries the son of an.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Arc oligart ark old Darky.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
I didn't see it. Is that like an old girl?
Is that like Shrek?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It was like somebody with a lot of money, like
in foreign countries. That probably government.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Right, because once the news reached Russia, her fairy tale
is threatened.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh no, she's a sex worker in a fairy tale.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
And he fell in love with her. So the the actress.
The lead actress, won Best Actress, Mikey mad and Sean
Baker earned Best Director. They also got Best Original Screenplay
and Best Film Editing. Adrian Brody won Best Actor for
The Brutalist, while Kieran Culkin and Zoe Saldana took home
Supporting Actor and Actresses awards. Let's See Flow made history
(24:16):
as Lativa's first best animated feature film. Let's See It
was hosted by Conan O'Brien. You might have seen that
he had a few jabs at folks, kind of let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Any funny jabs.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
You know what I watched there? There was just kind
of right kind of things.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Nobody's threatened to slap or anything.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
No, no, no violence happened, no physicalities. Ariana Grande and
Cynthia Arrivo. They they sang from their movie Wicked, but
they didn't win any awards. They went in their normal
They're very pretty dress. Was O.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I saw it, John, but your feigning interest has gotten
a lot worse.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
I don't. I can't detect.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
It at all.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
We said, we need to send our condolences to Dolly Parton.
She posted on her social media on Monday that her
husband of almost sixty years passed away. Carl Thomas Dean
died at the age of eighty two.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
He was always spot I.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Was gonna say. He was always in the background, but
a super supporter of her. She always spoke highly of him.
There was never any rumors or any scandals.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's all the way around.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Yeah, that was that one. Hey, Elon Musk had well,
he didn't have it, but a woman had his fourteenth
baby boy. Wow child?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
What is he?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Zeus Shirvan Zealis, who was one of Musk's Neuralink employees,
is now the mother of four of the boss's kids.
They have three year old twins and a daughter who
just turned one. According to People magazine, so he's keeping
the species going.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Let's see, we need to let him know he doesn't
have to do it by himself.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
He's still got time to do that. Yeah, saving money
over here in America and is gunning egg and pregnant,
making up numbers.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
How does he find the time? That's what I guess.
He only needs a minute or two and these he's good.
Forensics on the pacemaker of Gene Hackman Uh suggested that
he died nine days before his body was discovered. Man,
So they're slowly finding information.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That explains that dog that that we did right and
a kennel. They say that probably.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Starved or water. I think water is probably the main
thing that will get But his last record of pacemaker
event occurred on February seventeenth, which was likely his last
day of life according to authorities. So it's still still going.
But they're they're partially mummified. Bodies were discovered on the
twenty sixth. They're saying that in the dry desert air
(27:06):
of Santa Fe, New Mexico. They're like their bodies dehydrated.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
What about so he hader bit, what about the they're
still trying to the medical Yeah, the medical investigator told
the sheriff that they tested.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Both he and his wife tested negative for carbon monoxide
and they showed no signs of trauma, which rules out
foul play. There were some scattered pills near her body,
but they were common prescriptions for like thyroid regulation and
the high blood pressure, so nothing that would cause a demise.
So eerie. And last, but not least, people are picking
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on Millie Bobby Brown. Billy Bobby Brown. Number number she's eleven,
not number eleven, but eleven, eleven eleven, some stranger things.
So the tabloids and social media getting on her because
they said that she is making herself.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Look too old. Well, she finally looks hot, attainable.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I mean, this is why you know being famous is rough.
I mean the girl gives herself blonde hair, grows growing up.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Look at her changing her looks helloymore.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yes, I've got cleavage. I might want to show a
little of it.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Millie Bobby Brown. Everybody job alone. Okay, I do that there? Alright, dad,
Well thank you so much for that report.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Oh don't faint with I'll really do.
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You've finished strong? All right? Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play word. You were off right here, we go
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the first time?
Speaker 8 (30:14):
A right man?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
All right, dude. Well, uh, Joe, you and Taylor, y'all
relax here and see what me and Michael can do
for the first thirty seconds. I hope we can do
a lot. Are you ready, Michael? Yes, sir, all right,
starting to clock now it's upper time.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I won't pork.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Blanks and gravy pork what.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
God?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Uh huh. The water is not hot. It is a
too syllable word to say. It's not hot. It's barely
what it's blank. Yes, uh huh. This is a small
boat that you used from a big boat. You say,
we'll take this over there. Oh oh oh, how do
(31:00):
you like your steak? If you want it like, I
will go down a rabbit hole that my brain is
around nobody.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Else, which is so much fun for the players.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Commentary, Oh go on that word, won't we do?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Manchester to my bad miggle been off this week. Let's
say what Joe and Jader can do. Joe you ready, Yes.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
I am, and go.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Kids like to eat chicken blanks nuggets. Yeah another word
for nuggets, No chicken blanks.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
They're biggers.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yes, you your last blank in testament, your last you,
your shaving cream will do this. It'll blank up or
you don't want to drink. You don't want your beer. Yes,
a baby will do this. You might pick off a tree.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Blank.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
This is a smaller thing off the limb.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Tige stink stik.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Your dog was trying to help you. All right, So
that was a four on the board. So Joe takes
a lead by two, four to two. Might go, now
we're gonna get us some points. All right, Okay, now
we're picking up on that last word he named like
every one of them except this one. So wait, okay,
(32:30):
ready go say it? Yeah, uh huh. All right, when
you eat food, you it goes to this part of
your body. Yeah, uh huh. Take out the blank the
wife will tell you. Take out yeah, uh huh. Rhymes
with it, the blank tray, your cigarette, put out the bank, Yeah,
(32:54):
rhymes with it. I don't want to check, pay me
in cold hard rhymes with it. This is a bulb
that will go off in a superhero Yeah, all right, Michael,
how the boy look at that? Put a six on
that two an eight score? Alright, then now we got
a chance, and Joe, all you need is four to
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tie and five will win it. Joe, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
You are I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Start the clock.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Now, a heat blank your skin gets bumps all over it, Yes,
rhymes with it. You're cutting the prices in half. You
just you've done what. You have a gaping hole in
your body and it rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
It's a what.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Okay, we're not rhyming Home of the blank, No, it's
in our national anthemym and the.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Home of the free brave.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
This is a really good looking woman.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Well, I don't know, I got four or tied up.
Speaker 9 (34:02):
So we over time. Oh god, damn, ma'am, my mapp
my man happened.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
So what we do, boys, is an extra fifteen seconds
to see if we can settled it all right? Fifteen seconds, Migael,
me and you will go for the first fifteen is
gonna go by real quick. Okay, we're gonna get a bunch,
all right, So picking up on that last one, start
(34:33):
the clock now. Tom Brady was married to one of these.
There's two words. They're beautiful, blank man. It wears a cake.
What's his first name? Blank man?
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Okay, in a super what they're beautiful? No, no, no, no,
Michael dog going it all right?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Set it up for Joe. Ready, Joe, go Cindy Crawford
was one model.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Supermodel, Yeah, super model one.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Tom Brady ain't married to superwoman. You should have seen
a paraposit or somebody like I know I should have.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Isn't Tom Brady married to super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
It is.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I know that was good. Michael will let you drag
in down the line, Buddy. That was a good game
man and Georgia. All right, Buddy, and Joe down and Ashen.
You got you world long mower swag for your victory, buddy, gratulations,
Thank you. What's your dogs?
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Excellent? Stella, she's still she's still here, still trying to
get on the phone, you.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Know, Stella. Joe Hell on Good Morning, got the Big
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Speaker 8 (37:10):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Vacuum Salesman. As our story opens, a knock comes at
the door of a ramshackle farmhouse on the outskirts of Semolina, Alabama.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
Who is it?
Speaker 7 (37:28):
Hello?
Speaker 13 (37:47):
Ward?
Speaker 9 (37:48):
My knuckles out top of the door. I'm texting to
slapping my foot in the doorman.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Who is said? Dad? Who did voice?
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Can sad?
Speaker 8 (38:05):
Hello?
Speaker 11 (38:08):
Down here under that balcony you got Shakespeare? Do a
soliloquy off photos down here, lady, part of my garn sea.
I'm down here, lady, will Lean Negotian.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
It must be winning them.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Let the cash, eh tell against thirty minutes outside of town.
He's right in the middle of a dead gum. He
has kit.
Speaker 10 (38:36):
All right?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Permit me to introduce myself. Sounds like you're lifting the
springer in there.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
My name is Ricky be Sharp, representing the Vecu Zoom
Corporation of Dunk, Alma. If you're selling something, you're wasting
your time public. What I'm doing is offering you a
(39:08):
major enhancement for your day to day lifestyle, and from
the looks of this joint, you can use one.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Mister, I ain't got no money for feety free, but this.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Ain't no fril.
Speaker 11 (39:22):
It's an investment in the long life and good looks
of your humble home. This here is the vacuum Zoom
two thousand. Buy this vacuum cleaner on the market today.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Look, I ain't got no money you spend on no
high dollar vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I'm living.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Hand them out here, ma'am. That's the really good news.
Speaker 11 (39:44):
The vacuum Zoom two thousand is one of the most
affordable units in our company fifty year history.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
And while she made me small on price, she's big
on cleaning power.
Speaker 11 (39:54):
This baby consruckt the crowd right off a tennis ball,
pull a trailer heads to a garden hole.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
It's a powerful little sucker, but get it. But I
haven't got no money to buy one.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
If you will indulge me in a slightly unorthodox demonstration,
I think you'll agree this baby is a bargain at
twice the prise.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
See this here, bucket of horse nuggets I brug with baby?
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Is that with that smail?
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Is I thought that.
Speaker 9 (40:32):
Keep you head, keep your head. Keep your head.
Speaker 11 (40:38):
Anyways, We'll just spread these babies liberally around the foyer.
Speaker 9 (40:43):
Here, get the corner.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
We go.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
On the shore.
Speaker 11 (40:54):
Now if you would like to join me, I'll put
the bucket over in the corner and we'll do a
little target practice.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
And now you, ma'am, how you could.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Look it up?
Speaker 6 (41:10):
All right?
Speaker 9 (41:10):
Nobody lets the show.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
I put them down.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
Just work in the world.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Are you ding what.
Speaker 9 (41:15):
It looks like I'm doing. I'm throwing horse hockey.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
All over the floor.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
You better clean every bit of that up right.
Speaker 8 (41:21):
Now before I'll go call the naw.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
In the booklet. Here we go.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Now the problem, my floral house coated little butter ball.
Vacuus two thousand makes short work. Oh dad, come me,
short joke right in the middle of the gro Sure,
the vacuus them two thousand make short work up even
a big mess like this. I wish you wouldn't drop
(41:47):
the big one. Almost killed me with that one. You
mind plugging us into that wall socket over there for me.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
I ain't gonna dare you know, gig.
Speaker 11 (41:55):
Once you see this buttered marble it actually you'll change
your tune quick now, I'll wow, lady. If the vacuuz
of two thousand. Don't pick up every one of them
horse apples on your floor. I'll get down of my
hands and knees and eat the lift doors up.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
With a spoon.
Speaker 11 (42:10):
Then I hope you got a healthy apple time because
the failing from the power company come out here, get me, and.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
All right, I know where they're at. You've got no grillas?
Speaker 8 (42:35):
Did showed up again? Next time we'll hear the crusty
old guy from Sunshine Carpet Cleaners say, Hey, big.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Man, let me hold a dollar. I'm spicy publick. You're
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Speaker 6 (43:39):
My Red Man.
Speaker 9 (43:40):
My red Man drives around in a minivan.
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Life for him has nosing wife will let him do
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There's a screw up you'll.
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Speaker 8 (43:56):
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Speaker 1 (44:09):
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Security is a crucial element of any good Superteam headquarters.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah no, Hey, happy birthday?
Speaker 8 (44:45):
Well thanks, old chum. Hey, where's your date?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
No, look, not even close. I'm aginna think all this
run around town and skin tight spandex might have something
to do with it.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Hi, College Buddy, can I fix your cocktail?
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Hey, Indigo girl, let me have a doors and water
you flying solo tonight too.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
Yeah, I's gonna bring my friend gladyth but she had
to work late at the bowling alley bomber.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
Now, excuse me, there's a second guys. Hi, honey bunny,
how you feeling Really, I'm sorry, sweetie. Have you got
your bucket next to the bed? That's good?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
What's wrong with honey bunny?
Speaker 6 (45:24):
She took married man to the Thieffood Buffet at Gilded
Corral for his birthday lunch. He thinks she ate some
bad clam strip Well that's the only condy, sir.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
Yeah, listen, your wet washcloth is in that bowl on
the night's time. Now be sure to.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Uh oh yeah, sounds like bad clam strips to me.
Speaker 8 (45:44):
Listen, sweetie, everybody's just getting here. I'll come up and
check on you in a few minutes. Okay, I love you.
That must be the fourth member of our little superhero quartet.
A password except it you are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Wait a minute, his secret password is, Hey, big guy,
guess who?
Speaker 8 (46:09):
Well, I wanted it to be easy for him to remember. Hey,
y'all have missed anything?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Just a married man's wife throwing up on the intercom.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
Happy birthday, big guy. Can anybody get a drink right here?
Just to certain people?
Speaker 6 (46:21):
Looks like I'm the official bar made tonight. What'll you have?
Speaker 8 (46:24):
Jen and ginger? Big girl, easy on the ginger, coming
right off, Hey, big guy. I hope you don't mind.
I invited my cousin Vicky to stop by when she
gets off work. Her old man throwed her out of
the apartment yesterday. She's staying with me till she gets
back on her feet.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Hey, that might be her.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
Now let me check the video monitor.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yikes, looks like she took out honey Bunnies new fountain
in the front yard.
Speaker 8 (46:57):
Sorry about that, big guy. I'll buy you a new
And where did you get a home depot?
Speaker 10 (47:01):
No?
Speaker 8 (47:01):
Sam's Club?
Speaker 10 (47:07):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Hello, Hey, is this the superhero party.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
With the open bar?
Speaker 8 (47:14):
You are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Hey, she doesn't even have a password?
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Why second?
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Super dudes?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
He anywhiny?
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Do longde Wow, she's really hammered.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I think it runs into family.
Speaker 8 (47:30):
Come on in here, Vicky. Let's here's a married guy.
He's the birthday boy. Very nice to meet you, Vicky smell.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
It's funny in here. Is somebody sick or something?
Speaker 8 (47:40):
And that's old DRUPI drawers over.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Hey, Vicky, I'm college buddy. You okay, I'm a.
Speaker 10 (47:45):
Whole lot better than Okay, hot stuff, stick around in ouse,
show ya.
Speaker 8 (47:51):
And the big girl back here is a big girl.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Nice to meet you, Vicky, would you like a cup
of coffee or something?
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Wow, you don't like the gus barthounder I've ever seen.
I bet you could make me drink.
Speaker 8 (48:04):
A cup of coffee if y'all wanted to clencha RIGHTNJA
drinking buddy, Vicky seems a tad tipsy to me. Are
you sure she's okay? I don't worry about her bag,
guy us, let firs know how to hold our liquor, y'all.
We kick this party up on nots to I'm not
(48:30):
really sure that's such a good idea. Er de boy,
could you excuse me for just a second. Hi, honey,
that noise? Well one of our guests a little accident
parking their car. Yes, I'm afraid they did run into
the fountain. Don't worry, we'll get it fixed. So anyway,
(48:51):
are you feeling an it? Never mind, I'll be up
a little soon to check one.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
He Okay, y'all you need some better music?
Speaker 5 (49:02):
Only don be on hot one oh four.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Ronnie.
Speaker 8 (49:15):
I think your cousin has had a little bit too
much to.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
Come on, y'all.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Do lady let her know how to have fun a
big tartender girl. Yeah, you're in dance with me?
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Well, House of Pain is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, that's it, girl, you get some moves.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Do you think I'm pretty?
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Actually you're a very attractive woman.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Hey, you guys want to watch his make out?
Speaker 8 (49:46):
I really don't think that's such a hold on.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
It might be fun, but I don't wan.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
Hey, it's not my sister, she's my cousin. I ain't
no freak on the other.
Speaker 9 (49:56):
Babron bron, Oh so good?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Have you got a bucket, handy?
Speaker 8 (50:05):
Actually it's upstairs in the sorry, bigger. I'll pay to
get your carpet clean to comorrow. Vicky, you may need
to go home for week?
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Okay, Sweeney, Hey, I'm pretty.
Speaker 8 (50:26):
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Love you Mean It
Right now in his own track with Doug Rice getting
rid of raising Phoenix in the desert this weekend. Good morning,
mister Rice, Good.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Morning John Boy. Pleasure to be here heading out to
the desert. And this is an important race because Phoenix
is also the last race of the year and that's
where the teams will wind up decide the championship. So
I was curious to see how they do on the
first go around there.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, Doug, I don't know whether you called about an
hour ago when I was explaining in depth how Christopher
Bell has it going on.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It was so bad people were driving by the studio
holding signs out.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Haul Doug, haul dog. So Christopher Bell, you know this.
He won last weekend on the road course down in Austin. Yeah,
and then he won the weekend before at Atlanta. We
call that a wild card race. And then I was
looking at Phoenix as next up, and he was the
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winner of the Phoenix race last year, but it should
have been last weekend, but we switched, like from Vegas
to Phoenix or something.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Is that what I said, Dadas, I you know I
stopped listening to you around around I was.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Too busy going cold.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's either been watching Star Trek time travel episodes or
Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
One of the two things happened. It just looked like
Christopher Bell's got it going on, all.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Right, let Bell does have it going on?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yes, okay, yeah, he's a lot like Stacy's mom. If
anything dates you referencing Stacy's mom. Yes, Christopher Bell won
in Atlanta, and he won last week at Circuit to
the America's really really excellent race. The last twenty laps
(01:49):
were great stuff. Looked like Kyle Bush was going to
break a sixty race losing streak. He wound up finishing fourth,
but he led almost half of that race down in Austin, Texas,
Sea Bell got around him at the end, and then
William Byron looked like he might win his second race
of the year. He came up to challenging, finished second
to him, and Tyler Reddick, who's off to a good
(02:09):
start this year, finished third. Kyle Busch wound up in fourth.
So nice race down there, great stuff, good TV ratings,
maybe the best code of race that we have ever seen.
And now they'll pack up and head to Phoenix, where
you're partially right.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Christopher Bell won.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
The spring race out in Phoenix last year, so he's
trying to make it three in a row. He has
already guaranteed a spot in the playoffs with the number
of races we've had and how many are left to
go in the regular season. With two wins, he is
in the playoffs. Nothing can knock him out.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Wow, all right, when that is all right? So all
right to catch us up here, somebody knew is going
to be racing in Phoenix this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Catherine Legg, who is a well known racer. She's raced
in the NDY five hundred on the Emsis Circuit. She
raced in Arca and Daytona this year. She is going
to race at Phoenix this year. It's not the most
particularly fast car in the field, but it's kind of significant.
She will be the first female driver to have competed
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at the NASCAR Cup Series in seven years. Can you
believe seven years since Danica raced in the series. So
Catherine Legg, very well respected racer, has been racing a
good while and races a lot, will be a competitor
at Phoenix in this weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It sure doesn't seem like it was that long ago
that Danica Patrick squeezed Tom Sorenson's hand and heard him.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Had I need the backstory on it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I know you, I'll break up to day she was dominating.
I want to see what Catherine does in Phoenix. Well, man, I've.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Got to talk to Tom about being dominated by that.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Sounds like a pretty good idea.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Where do I sign up for that?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, while we're talking about lawyers and stuff, come on
a segue in there. What is going on with some lawsuits?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Doug?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Well, NASCAR?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Of course they have been in their counter suing Michael
Jordan's race team twenty three to eleven, and of course
front Row, the other team that's in lawsuit with them,
claiming that there was collusion between these teams and lots.
It's just going to get really messy.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now you've got the two teams suing NASCAR about the charters,
and now NASCAR has said, you guys colluded and this
is all a plot to diminish our authority, and they
are countersuing. So I feel like at the end of
the day of all of this, I don't know who's
right or who's wrong. The lawyers will wind up being
the big winners.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeap usually are. They usually are.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And we had one little incident come out of Circuit
of the America's Austin Sindrick, a guy that's usually not
involved in controversy for whatever reason, right hooked and turned
Tyd Dillon on the front stretch at Circuit to the Americas.
And if you do that, that's kind of like what
Bubba did in a race to Kyle Larson. Chase Elliott
(05:13):
did it to another driver. Both of those guys were
fined and then suspended for a race. Austin Sendrick is
not going to be suspended, but he'll be fined fifty
thousand dollars in the Biggie fifty points, fifty driver points.
So he goes from eleventh in the standings really nice
to thirty fourth. That's a killer penalty. The only way
(05:34):
he can, really, I think, overcome that is to go
out and probably win a race to try to make
it to the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
That's a big hit man, so somehow, but he just
lost his head right quick and that two car and
then by own.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And you can't do that. You just can't what they
call right hook and turn somebody into the wall. The
only reason he wasn't suspended is that they were on
a road course. And the cars aren't carrying the speed
like they were at Las Vegas and Charlotte, where I
think the other two things took place.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, all right, buddy Phoenix this weekend, who are
we looking at? Doug Man, I go, I'm gonna ride
the hot horse.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I mean you want the.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Guy won there last year. I'm gonna stay with Seabell.
Why not? Right now?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It makes sense he's hot. Three in a row is
not unheard of. Let's go with the winter till he
proves is wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
All right, let's do it. I'm with you. Thank you, Doug,
you right graduation said? All right, my boy, y'all follow
Doug on X ed Riceman sixty one, all right, let's
play me the blind y'all one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We'll get a contestant plain X.
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Good morning, This is a big show on the radio.
Brother to your Thursday, March of six, I feature track
from the Big Show. Bit Box always our superhero married man,
this married man's birthday celebration. What could go wrong? Sir
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box at the Big Show. Dot com not included in
this very luckily always to give a time. Wow. Wow,
let's be back in tested Franker out of Chatsworth, Georgia.
(07:47):
Good morning, Franker, morning John Boy, Hey buddy, Ah there
frank Man. We're gonna ask Datter some questions. You agree
or disagree, get two best for two others, and you win.
I okay, we'll see what we can do. Brother, Well,
let's do it. Then have some fun while we're at it.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
We'll try.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We've been talking about Martha Stewart this week when she
went to prison back in the days ago, cooking with
Rayford finished her off.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Then she's cooking with Snoop Doggs.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well, according to Martha Stewart, what is the best month
for putting up your strawberry preserves?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I have many a little more info put them up where.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Before?
Speaker 8 (08:34):
After President?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
The best time to put up your strawberry preserves is
in May.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
The month of May. All right, Freyer, I track like
she knows what she's talking about. She always does that.
Agree or disagree with May putting up your strawberries.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Oh, I'm gonna agree I think on that one.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, let's see. Yeah, the month of May showberries are
at their best. Good work. Alright there, Tayter. When Stanley
was looking for Livingstone in Africa. You remember them.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Living Oh yeah Stanley?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, absolutely, Well, well Stanley wrote, you should only eat
it if you're out of all other food.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well, Stanley talking about.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It was about eating your shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
What.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Oh, so he's talking about food. If you're out of
all other food, eat the bananas.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Eat the bananas out of other food. Well you think
Frank green or disagreed.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Oh, I guess I'll agree with that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
One too, with that one too, Manna, even a blind
squirrel I find a banana everyone, of course, Yes, that
said bananas, bananas living some one remember when he when
he came up on him, it was like some cannibals.
(10:20):
They were sitting down the plot and he said, doctor Livingston,
I presume I think that was a bugs bunny cartoon
in the neighborhood though.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Scene and then he and then then he said living
student said, of your what's up?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I have to go back and brush you up on that.
But hey, I know Frank her down chats Worth, Georgia
got him to go happy heard prize by congratulations, my boy?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
All right, thank you guys, yoh, I listen to you
every day.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Man, We appreciate you, my boy. Hang on by him
for the hour top.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Of your NWS.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, I got it by day ha. Hang on with Jackie,
I'm thinking out loud. Don't do that. Hang on here,
(11:45):
good morning? This makes you on the radio. Remind me
about Walter Caron. Got just a second, I was put
my thought here with the Jackie Freaker reminded me of
Frasier Freaker just playing with his hair. Jackie. I don't
know what I told you, but Roz, I mean Jackie
Fraser has Jackie's favorite show. One of them like that,
Roz GRC radio producer, and Jackie is one too. Anyway,
(12:08):
Roz turned seventy years old. Baby, Do you know that?
Did here Dean this week? So I'm want to let
you know about that. You like a wild Ross? So
you think I've got a chance what I'm saying plenty
of times. We'll see when you turn seventy. I love Ross.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
He's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I do that, all right? So all right up About
to Walter Kron Yes, he signed off of the last
time on this date in nineteen eighty one. Of course,
his greatest sign off of all times in the News.
(12:51):
I guess so, and that's the way it is, all right,
And that's the way he finished. But I we got
the thinking where we came. Just let it lay there.
Back in eighty one, let's do this top ten list.
Thirty one years ago, Walter Cronkite started on CBS Evening
News and his patented sign off, that's the way it is,
you say, man astinat and it still sticks with us
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to this day. But it wasn't that easy.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Oh no. He went through literally dozens of possibles before
he came up with a one he liked. We narrowed
it down to the top ten from the Home office
at thirty rock Today's Top ten list. Top ten sign
offs rejected by Walter Cronkite thirty years ago. Number ten,
word to your mother. Number nine, Hasta la vista baby.
(13:37):
Number eight. If you see Goober, tell him, I said,
uh huh. Number seven, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Don't forget it's at your waitresses. Number six, y'all keep
them straight up there. Number five. It ain't nothing for
me to Woofleman's ass. Number four, Come get me, mother,
I'm through. Number three, love you mean it? Number two,
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who says that I say that I'm Walter Cronkite on
the Big Show, and the number one sign off rejected
by Walter Cronkite. Guess what, folks, that's the news and
I am out of here.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Good morning, it is to Big Showing the radio about
twenty minutes away. F'm Tater Taman News. But first.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
And now, deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Yo, Yo, yeah, it's crack a lacking, y'all.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Cool Yo, y'all.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
Cool, Mary Jane, I'm cool too.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Thanks for asking, y'all.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
I've just been sitting around thinking about stuff you want
to hear.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Summer cool?
Speaker 10 (15:26):
You know National Bold Days Today was every day for me.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Never mind.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
Yo.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
When I was a kid, my bedtime was nine pm,
and I couldn't wait to be a grown up so
that I could go to bed anytime I wanted, which
turns out to be nine pm.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Getting older, it must be rough on you, guys.
Speaker 10 (15:59):
One minute that you're young and cool, even a little
bit dangerous. The next minute you're reading Amazon reviews for
the Squatty Potty.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
You know, six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's all, Oh, Mark happy because one of them is.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
You just shortened my smoke break.
Speaker 10 (16:36):
You know, if your parachute fails, you have the rest
of your life to fix it.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
That's another one. Take a minute.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
I read somewhere that the average American curses between eighty
and ninety times a day. That's literally like five curse
words an hour. I'm finally above average. It at something, y'all.
You know, your lifespan is only about a minute long. However,
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the timer refreshes whenever you take a breath. You got
that going for you.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
You know, we're talking about parachutes.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
I've been skydiving, and sure it's scary, But have you
ever been at someone's house in the toilet wooden flush?
I guess I'm the only one's been scary. Five out
of every three people don't understand fractions.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
They just don't. That's what I know. As I was
looking that's all right, I'll dumb it down.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
As I was looking at my naked body in the mirror,
I realized that I was gonna get kicked out of
my kiya.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
They don't like it was in the car of the storm.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I need a pretty big mirror. I had to think
about that one. My nephew.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
He asked me what I wanted to be when I
grew up, and I told him I wanted to be
a retired lottery winner. Okay, all right, Okay, I got
a joke and then like I gotta split, okay, because
you know I was.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Now, I'm not.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
Gonna what did one saggy boob say to the other
saggy boob? If we don't get the proper support, people
are gonna think we're crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I was gonna say nuts.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
But if you were like, okay, I would have been
money that what you do?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Look at the time, what's it for now? I'll keep
rocking and I don't keep thinking.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Later Due Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard
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More chances you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 7 (19:39):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down of car.
But you can't help.
Speaker 12 (19:56):
But love them no matter how Nerve wracking they are,
and even complain when they make fun of my big head.
I just wish John Boy would give me back my
memory foam pillow and stop telling his kids.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
That's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Good Morning makes shows on the radio, Knocking to live
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and minute look at celebrity birthday Liz ed lookmyre would
have been one one hundred and two years old today.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Say have you checked your mailbox?
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You could be the next big ten million dollar winter
in the American Publisher's Family Clearing, How's sweepstake?
Speaker 9 (21:16):
People really do win?
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Just ask Ernie Anderthal of Cretan, Ohio.
Speaker 13 (21:21):
I want ten million dollars. It changed my life and.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
It could change your life too.
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Write or and eat well.
Speaker 13 (21:29):
My wife divorced me for half the money and run
off with the postman.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
It's a brand new start.
Speaker 13 (21:35):
Kids are hoping I'll die so they can even hire caress.
People bother me twenty four hours a day, begging from
actually earlier and now I talk like I'm a zombie.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Anything's possible when you enter American Publisher's Family Clearing, How's sweepstay.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
Took away my reasons for living, and now everything smells
like ed yes, and it's.
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Speaker 5 (22:06):
Damn you.
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American Clearinghouse, Bernie Quick.
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Here's our girl, Marcy Tator Moran.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
It's a ward.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Jesus you heard that.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Didn't see any of it on Sunday? Very artsy, I
think at the Oscars as it always always really is.
A Noura triumphed at the Oscars this year, securing Best
Picture and a total of five awards. No it's about
(23:24):
a young sex worker from Brooklyn who meets an impulse,
meets and impulsively marries the son of an.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Arc oligart ark old Darky.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
I didn't see it. Is that like an old girl?
Is that like Shrek?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It was like somebody with a lot of money, like
in foreign countries. That probably government.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Right, because once the news reached Russia, her fairy tale
is threatened.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh no, she's a sex worker in a fairy tale.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
And he fell in love with her. So the the actress.
The lead actress, won Best Actress, Mikey mad and Sean
Baker earned Best Director. They also got Best Original Screenplay
and Best Film Editing. Adrian Brody won Best Actor for
The Brutalist, while Kieran Culkin and Zoe Saldana took home
Supporting Actor and Actresses awards. Let's See Flow made history
(24:16):
as Lativa's first best animated feature film. Let's See It
was hosted by Conan O'Brien. You might have seen that
he had a few jabs at folks, kind of let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Any funny jabs.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
You know what I watched there? There was just kind
of right kind of things.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Nobody's threatened to slap or anything.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
No, no, no violence happened, no physicalities. Ariana Grande and
Cynthia Arrivo. They they sang from their movie Wicked, but
they didn't win any awards. They went in their normal
They're very pretty dress. Was O.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I saw it, John, but your feigning interest has gotten
a lot worse.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
I don't. I can't detect.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
It at all.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
We said, we need to send our condolences to Dolly Parton.
She posted on her social media on Monday that her
husband of almost sixty years passed away. Carl Thomas Dean
died at the age of eighty two.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
He was always spot I.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Was gonna say. He was always in the background, but
a super supporter of her. She always spoke highly of him.
There was never any rumors or any scandals.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's all the way around.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Yeah, that was that one. Hey, Elon Musk had well,
he didn't have it, but a woman had his fourteenth
baby boy. Wow child?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
What is he?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Zeus Shirvan Zealis, who was one of Musk's Neuralink employees,
is now the mother of four of the boss's kids.
They have three year old twins and a daughter who
just turned one. According to People magazine, so he's keeping
the species going.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Let's see, we need to let him know he doesn't
have to do it by himself.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
He's still got time to do that. Yeah, saving money
over here in America and is gunning egg and pregnant,
making up numbers.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
How does he find the time? That's what I guess.
He only needs a minute or two and these he's good.
Forensics on the pacemaker of Gene Hackman Uh suggested that
he died nine days before his body was discovered. Man,
So they're slowly finding information.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That explains that dog that that we did right and
a kennel. They say that probably.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Starved or water. I think water is probably the main
thing that will get But his last record of pacemaker
event occurred on February seventeenth, which was likely his last
day of life according to authorities. So it's still still going.
But they're they're partially mummified. Bodies were discovered on the
twenty sixth. They're saying that in the dry desert air
(27:06):
of Santa Fe, New Mexico. They're like their bodies dehydrated.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
What about so he hader bit, what about the they're
still trying to the medical Yeah, the medical investigator told
the sheriff that they tested.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Both he and his wife tested negative for carbon monoxide
and they showed no signs of trauma, which rules out
foul play. There were some scattered pills near her body,
but they were common prescriptions for like thyroid regulation and
the high blood pressure, so nothing that would cause a demise.
So eerie. And last, but not least, people are picking
(27:41):
on Millie Bobby Brown. Billy Bobby Brown. Number number she's eleven,
not number eleven, but eleven, eleven eleven, some stranger things.
So the tabloids and social media getting on her because
they said that she is making herself.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Look too old. Well, she finally looks hot, attainable.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I mean, this is why you know being famous is rough.
I mean the girl gives herself blonde hair, grows growing up.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Look at her changing her looks helloymore.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yes, I've got cleavage. I might want to show a
little of it.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Millie Bobby Brown. Everybody job alone. Okay, I do that there? Alright, dad,
Well thank you so much for that report.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Oh don't faint with I'll really do.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You've finished strong? All right? Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play word. You were off right here, we go
with a big Old World lawn mores swag packed one
eight hundred Big Show You Told free line, get a
couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
This will make show on the radio world is through
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gat you do.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
We'll call yous now and everybody's head about the bed
bla birthday No Birdywhere.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Michael from Gore Springs, Mississippi.
Good morning, Michael, Hey Jo, how y'all doing? Hey body?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Were all right?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Welcome in here? See who you playing. We got Joe
from eighth in South Carolina. Good morn.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
And Joe, Good morning, gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
And Joe is Michael Mississippi. And Michael les Joe in
South Carolina. All get ready to play each other for
the first time?
Speaker 8 (30:14):
A right man?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
All right, dude. Well, uh, Joe, you and Taylor, y'all
relax here and see what me and Michael can do
for the first thirty seconds. I hope we can do
a lot. Are you ready, Michael? Yes, sir, all right,
starting to clock now it's upper time.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I won't pork.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Blanks and gravy pork what.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
God?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Uh huh. The water is not hot. It is a
too syllable word to say. It's not hot. It's barely
what it's blank. Yes, uh huh. This is a small
boat that you used from a big boat. You say,
we'll take this over there. Oh oh oh, how do
(31:00):
you like your steak? If you want it like, I
will go down a rabbit hole that my brain is
around nobody.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Else, which is so much fun for the players.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Commentary, Oh go on that word, won't we do?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Manchester to my bad miggle been off this week. Let's
say what Joe and Jader can do. Joe you ready, Yes.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
I am, and go.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Kids like to eat chicken blanks nuggets. Yeah another word
for nuggets, No chicken blanks.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
They're biggers.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yes, you your last blank in testament, your last you,
your shaving cream will do this. It'll blank up or
you don't want to drink. You don't want your beer. Yes,
a baby will do this. You might pick off a tree.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Blank.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
This is a smaller thing off the limb.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Tige stink stik.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Your dog was trying to help you. All right, So
that was a four on the board. So Joe takes
a lead by two, four to two. Might go, now
we're gonna get us some points. All right, Okay, now
we're picking up on that last word he named like
every one of them except this one. So wait, okay,
(32:30):
ready go say it? Yeah, uh huh. All right, when
you eat food, you it goes to this part of
your body. Yeah, uh huh. Take out the blank the
wife will tell you. Take out yeah, uh huh. Rhymes
with it, the blank tray, your cigarette, put out the bank, Yeah,
(32:54):
rhymes with it. I don't want to check, pay me
in cold hard rhymes with it. This is a bulb
that will go off in a superhero Yeah, all right, Michael,
how the boy look at that? Put a six on
that two an eight score? Alright, then now we got
a chance, and Joe, all you need is four to
(33:18):
tie and five will win it. Joe, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
You are I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Start the clock.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Now, a heat blank your skin gets bumps all over it, Yes,
rhymes with it. You're cutting the prices in half. You
just you've done what. You have a gaping hole in
your body and it rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
It's a what.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Okay, we're not rhyming Home of the blank, No, it's
in our national anthemym and the.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Home of the free brave.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
This is a really good looking woman.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Well, I don't know, I got four or tied up.
Speaker 9 (34:02):
So we over time. Oh god, damn, ma'am, my mapp
my man happened.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
So what we do, boys, is an extra fifteen seconds
to see if we can settled it all right? Fifteen seconds, Migael,
me and you will go for the first fifteen is
gonna go by real quick. Okay, we're gonna get a bunch,
all right, So picking up on that last one, start
(34:33):
the clock now. Tom Brady was married to one of these.
There's two words. They're beautiful, blank man. It wears a cake.
What's his first name? Blank man?
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Okay, in a super what they're beautiful? No, no, no, no,
Michael dog going it all right?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Set it up for Joe. Ready, Joe, go Cindy Crawford
was one model.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Supermodel, Yeah, super model one.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Tom Brady ain't married to superwoman. You should have seen
a paraposit or somebody like I know I should have.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Isn't Tom Brady married to super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
It is.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I know that was good. Michael will let you drag
in down the line, Buddy. That was a good game
man and Georgia. All right, Buddy, and Joe down and Ashen.
You got you world long mower swag for your victory, buddy, gratulations,
Thank you. What's your dogs?
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Excellent? Stella, she's still she's still here, still trying to
get on the phone, you.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Know, Stella. Joe Hell on Good Morning, got the Big
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Speaker 8 (37:10):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Vacuum Salesman. As our story opens, a knock comes at
the door of a ramshackle farmhouse on the outskirts of Semolina, Alabama.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
Who is it?
Speaker 7 (37:28):
Hello?
Speaker 13 (37:47):
Ward?
Speaker 9 (37:48):
My knuckles out top of the door. I'm texting to
slapping my foot in the doorman.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Who is said? Dad? Who did voice?
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Can sad?
Speaker 8 (38:05):
Hello?
Speaker 11 (38:08):
Down here under that balcony you got Shakespeare? Do a
soliloquy off photos down here, lady, part of my garn sea.
I'm down here, lady, will Lean Negotian.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
It must be winning them.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Let the cash, eh tell against thirty minutes outside of town.
He's right in the middle of a dead gum. He
has kit.
Speaker 10 (38:36):
All right?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Permit me to introduce myself. Sounds like you're lifting the
springer in there.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
My name is Ricky be Sharp, representing the Vecu Zoom
Corporation of Dunk, Alma. If you're selling something, you're wasting
your time public. What I'm doing is offering you a
(39:08):
major enhancement for your day to day lifestyle, and from
the looks of this joint, you can use one.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Mister, I ain't got no money for feety free, but this.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Ain't no fril.
Speaker 11 (39:22):
It's an investment in the long life and good looks
of your humble home. This here is the vacuum Zoom
two thousand. Buy this vacuum cleaner on the market today.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Look, I ain't got no money you spend on no
high dollar vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I'm living.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Hand them out here, ma'am. That's the really good news.
Speaker 11 (39:44):
The vacuum Zoom two thousand is one of the most
affordable units in our company fifty year history.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
And while she made me small on price, she's big
on cleaning power.
Speaker 11 (39:54):
This baby consruckt the crowd right off a tennis ball,
pull a trailer heads to a garden hole.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
It's a powerful little sucker, but get it. But I
haven't got no money to buy one.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
If you will indulge me in a slightly unorthodox demonstration,
I think you'll agree this baby is a bargain at
twice the prise.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
See this here, bucket of horse nuggets I brug with baby?
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Is that with that smail?
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Is I thought that.
Speaker 9 (40:32):
Keep you head, keep your head. Keep your head.
Speaker 11 (40:38):
Anyways, We'll just spread these babies liberally around the foyer.
Speaker 9 (40:43):
Here, get the corner.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
We go.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
On the shore.
Speaker 11 (40:54):
Now if you would like to join me, I'll put
the bucket over in the corner and we'll do a
little target practice.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
And now you, ma'am, how you could.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Look it up?
Speaker 6 (41:10):
All right?
Speaker 9 (41:10):
Nobody lets the show.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
I put them down.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
Just work in the world.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Are you ding what.
Speaker 9 (41:15):
It looks like I'm doing. I'm throwing horse hockey.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
All over the floor.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
You better clean every bit of that up right.
Speaker 8 (41:21):
Now before I'll go call the naw.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
In the booklet. Here we go.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Now the problem, my floral house coated little butter ball.
Vacuus two thousand makes short work. Oh dad, come me,
short joke right in the middle of the gro Sure,
the vacuus them two thousand make short work up even
a big mess like this. I wish you wouldn't drop
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the big one. Almost killed me with that one. You
mind plugging us into that wall socket over there for me.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
I ain't gonna dare you know, gig.
Speaker 11 (41:55):
Once you see this buttered marble it actually you'll change
your tune quick now, I'll wow, lady. If the vacuuz
of two thousand. Don't pick up every one of them
horse apples on your floor. I'll get down of my
hands and knees and eat the lift doors up.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
With a spoon.
Speaker 11 (42:10):
Then I hope you got a healthy apple time because
the failing from the power company come out here, get me, and.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
All right, I know where they're at. You've got no grillas?
Speaker 8 (42:35):
Did showed up again? Next time we'll hear the crusty
old guy from Sunshine Carpet Cleaners say, Hey, big.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Man, let me hold a dollar. I'm spicy publick. You're
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going to this big show on the radio. Feature track
for the mid Box at the Big Show dot Com.
Keywords married birthday, a married man, You've got Father's Day,
Mother's Day all coming up this spring as a married
man album for your loved one. Keywords like I says
married birthday. This featured track for the mid Box.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
My Red Man.
Speaker 9 (43:40):
My red Man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
Life for him has nosing wife will let him do
what they she says, it's up out time he grew.
There's a screw up you'll.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Find the married man.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
As our story opens, College Buddy arrives up a super
team's top secret subterranean headquarters otherwise known as married Man's basement.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
A married man, it's me, I'll touch it.
Speaker 14 (44:12):
This is a secure area or access. Please provide your
Super Team password.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Come on, man, open up.
Speaker 14 (44:20):
There is no admittance to this facility without your Super
Team password.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
If you don't open this door right now, I'm gonna
put my superfoot right up.
Speaker 14 (44:29):
Your super password accepted, You are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Sorry about the superfoot thing. It's kind of cold out there.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
You know.
Speaker 8 (44:39):
Security is a crucial element of any good Superteam headquarters.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah no, Hey, happy birthday?
Speaker 8 (44:45):
Well thanks, old chum. Hey, where's your date?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
No, look, not even close. I'm aginna think all this
run around town and skin tight spandex might have something
to do with it.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Hi, College Buddy, can I fix your cocktail?
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Hey, Indigo girl, let me have a doors and water
you flying solo tonight too.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
Yeah, I's gonna bring my friend gladyth but she had
to work late at the bowling alley bomber.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
Now, excuse me, there's a second guys. Hi, honey bunny,
how you feeling Really, I'm sorry, sweetie. Have you got
your bucket next to the bed? That's good?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
What's wrong with honey bunny?
Speaker 6 (45:24):
She took married man to the Thieffood Buffet at Gilded
Corral for his birthday lunch. He thinks she ate some
bad clam strip Well that's the only condy, sir.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
Yeah, listen, your wet washcloth is in that bowl on
the night's time. Now be sure to.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Uh oh yeah, sounds like bad clam strips to me.
Speaker 8 (45:44):
Listen, sweetie, everybody's just getting here. I'll come up and
check on you in a few minutes. Okay, I love you.
That must be the fourth member of our little superhero quartet.
A password except it you are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Wait a minute, his secret password is, Hey, big guy,
guess who?
Speaker 8 (46:09):
Well, I wanted it to be easy for him to remember. Hey,
y'all have missed anything?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Just a married man's wife throwing up on the intercom.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
Happy birthday, big guy. Can anybody get a drink right here?
Just to certain people?
Speaker 6 (46:21):
Looks like I'm the official bar made tonight. What'll you have?
Speaker 8 (46:24):
Jen and ginger? Big girl, easy on the ginger, coming
right off, Hey, big guy. I hope you don't mind.
I invited my cousin Vicky to stop by when she
gets off work. Her old man throwed her out of
the apartment yesterday. She's staying with me till she gets
back on her feet.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Hey, that might be her.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
Now let me check the video monitor.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yikes, looks like she took out honey Bunnies new fountain
in the front yard.
Speaker 8 (46:57):
Sorry about that, big guy. I'll buy you a new
And where did you get a home depot?
Speaker 10 (47:01):
No?
Speaker 8 (47:01):
Sam's Club?
Speaker 10 (47:07):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Hello, Hey, is this the superhero party.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
With the open bar?
Speaker 8 (47:14):
You are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Hey, she doesn't even have a password?
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Why second?
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Super dudes?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
He anywhiny?
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Do longde Wow, she's really hammered.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I think it runs into family.
Speaker 8 (47:30):
Come on in here, Vicky. Let's here's a married guy.
He's the birthday boy. Very nice to meet you, Vicky smell.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
It's funny in here. Is somebody sick or something?
Speaker 8 (47:40):
And that's old DRUPI drawers over.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Hey, Vicky, I'm college buddy. You okay, I'm a.
Speaker 10 (47:45):
Whole lot better than Okay, hot stuff, stick around in ouse,
show ya.
Speaker 8 (47:51):
And the big girl back here is a big girl.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Nice to meet you, Vicky, would you like a cup
of coffee or something?
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Wow, you don't like the gus barthounder I've ever seen.
I bet you could make me drink.
Speaker 8 (48:04):
A cup of coffee if y'all wanted to clencha RIGHTNJA
drinking buddy, Vicky seems a tad tipsy to me. Are
you sure she's okay? I don't worry about her bag,
guy us, let firs know how to hold our liquor, y'all.
We kick this party up on nots to I'm not
(48:30):
really sure that's such a good idea. Er de boy,
could you excuse me for just a second. Hi, honey,
that noise? Well one of our guests a little accident
parking their car. Yes, I'm afraid they did run into
the fountain. Don't worry, we'll get it fixed. So anyway,
(48:51):
are you feeling an it? Never mind, I'll be up
a little soon to check one.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
He Okay, y'all you need some better music?
Speaker 5 (49:02):
Only don be on hot one oh four.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Ronnie.
Speaker 8 (49:15):
I think your cousin has had a little bit too
much to.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
Come on, y'all.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Do lady let her know how to have fun a
big tartender girl. Yeah, you're in dance with me?
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Well, House of Pain is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, that's it, girl, you get some moves.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Do you think I'm pretty?
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Actually you're a very attractive woman.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Hey, you guys want to watch his make out?
Speaker 8 (49:46):
I really don't think that's such a hold on.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
It might be fun, but I don't wan.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
Hey, it's not my sister, she's my cousin. I ain't
no freak on the other.
Speaker 9 (49:56):
Babron bron, Oh so good?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Have you got a bucket, handy?
Speaker 8 (50:05):
Actually it's upstairs in the sorry, bigger. I'll pay to
get your carpet clean to comorrow. Vicky, you may need
to go home for week?
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Okay, Sweeney, Hey, I'm pretty.
Speaker 8 (50:26):
Will drinking body be able to get his cousin home safely?
Will Stanley Steam will be able to get puke stains
out of white carpet? To find out? Don't miss on
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