March 7, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re serving up your Friday favorites.. - Plus we’ll find out James Bond was originally a bourbon man - and actually had very few drinks that needed shaking or stirring.. - We’ve got a brand new script for the Playhouse - this one’s entitled, “The Honeymoon”.. - We’ll dig up an acoustical performance of “Me and Opie Down By the Duck Pond” with our musical buddies, BR-549.. - Tom Sorensen checks in to talk sports.. - We’ll fill a request for Ward Burton and the Cat Skid Loader blooper reel.. - and we’ll send you into the weekend with a story about two idiots walking into a bar…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio. Hey, what's
this wire for?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh, cogadoodle turn over? Think about getting up, it'll be o.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
It's Friday, friyy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Are we tiggled to death? To another Friday?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Here?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
March the seventh. Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
See what national days we want to participate in this
great country, National Hospitalist Days.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
People who work in the hospitals.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Well, yes, is that well, you know, like when you're
in the hospital, if you've ever been admitted, it kind
of actors like your primary care. That's the first thing
you see the most of and then they bring in
the specialists things.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
But yeah, hospital is all right.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
National Crown Roast of Pork Day is like, h It's
kind of like the pork loin is formed in a
circle and then you got the ribs pointing up where
it looks like I'm Fred Flintstone with Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I prepare it every Sunday with the bones.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Just take the bones and build something with a little bit.
National Employee Appreciation Day. We're gonna make that last all
the way through the weekend. Uh, don't ask me how
figured it out. National Serial Day, National flap Jack Day,
National Dressing blue Day is cold and cancer Awareness, all right,
(02:29):
National Speech and Debate Education Day.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
We will speak, we might debate.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Or like argue. Yeah, what happens here?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And it's tater sauce Day.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Oh, sneak one in on you. All right, then we
got three days in this are saved up. We'll get
the winning beginning with those. All right, we're waiting big
shows on the radio. Good morning, big shows on the radio.
I'll get a cup.
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Of go Marcy. Can you do from memory the Happy
Herd prize back?
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Oh?
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Yeah, I walk now?
Speaker 8 (03:09):
You picked it up?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
No I didn't. You don't know what I picked up.
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You had no idea. You can't see over here a
happy herd.
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They make top quality attractor's minerals and feed for dear bears.
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I can remember the three categories.
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Right.
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Listen up right now, you can win you some every
days in history. In nineteen seventy six, Elton John was
immortalized in wax when a life sized figure of the
singer was unveiled at Madame Tussau's Wax Museum in London.
Statued Elton was the first rock celebrity since Steve Beatles
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to be represented in wax.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
God bless him.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
They just never really turn out spot on a little loft.
It is wax, so it's hard to work with.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, we always think of when Me and Billy was
done at the Grove Park End for our comedy classic
to honor us a sculpture in.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Large Yes, perfect, I thought it was. Butter don't be
licking now you tell me.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Let's move up to twenty eleven. Charlie Sheen is fired
from the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men I
was shocked, said no one, he just wasn't showing up or.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
What the deal was?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
He was strong off the rails.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh yeah, he was drunk. It was winning that is
when he hit the wall back in twenty eleven. All right,
and finally on the state in twenty sixteen. How about
I bore Peyton.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Manning, who have been in the studio autographed our racing
hood Force. He announced his retirement from the Denver Broncos
in the NFL and from.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
The seeing him every day on TV, I think it
was a good choice.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, I believe he'll be I have a question now.
Was his brother a quarterback as well, was a quarterback
in the New York Giants, and Archie Manning was SATs okay,
what money running through that? I love his mama.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
And they got another nephew, arch Manning, who's playing for Texas.
He's the next quarterback coming into family.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wos. You might be a little old.
Speaker 12 (05:44):
This is the irony, all this, this jealousy coming from
Jackie cry.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
All right, well there you do.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
There's our categories one eight hundred big shows. You told
free line, come on play outburst next good Friday morning,
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March the seventh, got a Big Show on the Radio.
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When our feature track from the Big Show mid.
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Box, it's a playhouse entitled Pee Paul's Birthday Surprise with
James Gregory Vigee Wards Birthday Surprise.
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Here the mid Box had the Big Show.
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Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boyds.
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Gets from the Big Prize. Let's go contested number one.
This should really be a lot of funks. Your playing up.
Have a urry up and guest time you love the best.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Time you love a big shots.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Let's say her a dog from Garner, North Carolina.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
We shot.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Good morning dog, good morning? Hello, Hey, did you wake
up grumpy this morning? You're nlang slate? That's pretty good
dog to let her sleep would have been but that's
all right?
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Will hero dog?
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Oh man?
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Awesome the dog named grumpy?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
All right, dog, Let's get you through these three categories
and get you that prize.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Spect you ready, yeah, all right? In five seconds? Three
things made of wax Ready go?
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Uh candles, Chaps kit and uh crayy.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Nice Now, three of those funny sitcom shows on TV.
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Ready go, two and a half men Friends and All entertainment.
All right, Hello, school, there at the end and for
the win. Three retired NFL quarterbacks Ready go.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Peyton Manning, Tony Dumbo and Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He's not a downstand Well, Doc, you did it? Bartie?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Have you heard Broe?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I was back head the gardener for congratulations.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
I take you, sir.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
I'm gonna jump out, catch you up on your news.
Be about time to call on happy boys on the
other side, Rabbi reviews ain't.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
In no word. Good morning. Let's make show on the radio.
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It is Friday. We y'all happy boys.
Speaker 14 (10:10):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble a feeling in my bone, says, I have my
wee bubble hubbub. Imna have to beat boy. Ima happen
to be boy. Oh, we did good when things are
going here? We hey, Hey, my little.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Box bot got hit by a car.
Speaker 14 (10:27):
Bubble hubbub a hubb but it's got to in a
box and put him in a drawer. I'ma have to
beat boy. I'm a happy boy. Oh, and did good
when things are going here?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
We hey hey, Oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half.
Speaker 14 (10:58):
Ubblebubble I looked through the drawer and started to laugh
because I might have to beat boy. I have beat boy.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh we did good one. Things are going yea hey.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Good Friday Morning, Marks the seventh got the big show
on the radio. He Rabbi has stopped Bob and I
don't think he's got a review. Dudes, let's find out.
Welcome back Rabbi Myron Bergstein.
Speaker 15 (11:58):
Hey, I'm sorry, I gotta skip they shallow me homie stuff,
but I gotta get something off my vest you mean
off your chest, off my vest. I spilled some of
that spicy brown mustard on my poscami sandwich. Thanks for
the shot white potato, But you know what, since you
brought it up, Yeah, there's something that's eating that might
took us. You ever seen that thing on the on
(12:18):
the internet, that tick tack TikTok tick tack. Who gives
a crap? My great grandkids were showing me some stuff
on there, funny cat videos, dogs, van.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Glasses, weird, those crying about the election. Grow up your
little bastards.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
But there are some things that I just don't understand,
won't understand, can't for the life of me understand. There
are a bunch of videos of these big girls eating,
and I mean big, big, big, the rat girl that
couldn't fit in the Corolla big and that's all they do.
You see them from the chins up, shoving food down
their gut shoot. And when I'm talking about a regular
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meal here, you know, a steak, maybe a nice piece
of fish, a shy salad, maybe a slice of cake.
We're talking whole pizzas, twelve lobsters, a sac of graysie breakers,
and a whole pan of mac and cheese with extra
mac and double cheese.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
And that's just one meal.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They could be a competitive eater, but you can't get
them out of the house to compete. Look at that.
Speaker 15 (13:18):
Joey cheese nut guy. Man, he can pound it down,
but he's nice and slim. You know why he stops
eating once in a while. Your bunch of beelt beefers.
These brods are stuff in their face and all the
time they're wheeze. And the breton had like a near
death volvo in the passing lane. They got so much
grease on their face. Opec sends them a membership. Whence
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she sweats land the lake stock takes the noseedive. They
all look like they're in the fitness protection program. Oh
Rabbi you being mean. Oh, shut your hole, your bastard,
I'm not being mean. If this was some Bahama to
us struggling with their weight problem, I'd be supportive.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'd try to find the way to help.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
But this nobody is holding her hostage, making her do this.
These names aren't thinking about that consequences. Damn it there. Well,
it's like, what are they gonna do if they fall down? Ha,
it's easier lifting up doors hammer for God's sake. And
never mind the aftershocks could cause us so nami. But
that's what happens when you're so big that when you
get on a digital scale, the readout looks like a
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phone number. They aren't thinking about the medical repercussions the
way they shovel it in. At some point they're gonna choke.
If she chokes, who's gonna give it a Heimlich maneuver?
Hell lebron Jones ain't got limbs on long enough to
get around that ding. He need the whole team. And
by the time you sift through all those chins looking
for her mouth, it's over. I'll tell you what, if
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Drack you'll ever bites your neck, He's gonna get diapetes. Hey, lady,
you wanna get married Gordlock. Any guy who marries you's
gonna get arrested for polygamy.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
He's gonna have ten miles de feet and it's just
a toya.
Speaker 15 (14:54):
And unless you marry Hercules, there ain't no way you're
getting carried across the threshold. You ain't riding away in
the limo neither unless the limmo's an eighteen whaler. And
when they throw rice at the vedding, you're gonna be
the one jumping up trying to catch it in your mouth.
Out of all these videos, you know what, They ain't
eating vegetables unless you count prize, and then they're knocking
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it out of the park. Ladies, how can you go
through life like this not being able to look down
because you got a fleshy fanny pack around your neck?
You don't they are waving anyone because those big meat
curtains hanging off your arms and knock you out. Where's
the people who love them? Why aren't they hiding all
the ding dongs and the ranch dressing. Why aren't they
(15:38):
using tough love? I'll tell you why. They are a
bunch of lousy bastards. All you big girls, God, bless
go in peace, and I don't mean a sixteen piece bucket. Dammit,
I gotta get out of here, all this talk about
foods making me hungry.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Good morning, A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 16 (15:59):
Will Well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's a big on al radio.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Without a temptation. Trailer Park, the boys jamming heading into
the weekend.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Junior nation Man presents a more
or less true story feature in Carl Cook and the legendary.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Nature boy himself, mister Rick Flair.
Speaker 9 (17:16):
It goes exactly like the bud Wiser's ice coat. We
just followed a butler. This one for them Slicks girls,
them Hicks girls. They white as hell, silent, profiling way
outside the city. Got caml from bast pro Gonna kiss
myself so pretty, not too hot? Call the trailer park
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manager's too hot? You know I ain't no amateurs too hot?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Say my name? You know who I am?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Too hot?
Speaker 9 (17:50):
And I slapped out of money. Man lead me hold
a dollar. Man, Lead me hold a dollar, y'all, give
a little hollow because Trailer park.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
Funk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Trail of Bark CWUK gonna give it to your.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Trail Bark CUK.
Speaker 9 (18:04):
Gonna give it to you on Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
And this bunch ain't right. Call the neighborhood wash. WHOA
call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash. Call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check. We about
to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Doosa, and Alabama.
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Bring that little waitress, she's a bad mamma. Gent too hard,
it's designated driver time, too hardcast drunken driving. There's a
crime too, hoigh. I might need some waffle house to lodge.
My head's kind of spinny. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, man,
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lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give them a little holler,
because Trailer park from gonna give it to you. Trailer
Park fun gonna give it to you. Traylor Park Funk
gonna give it to.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
You Saturday night And we about to fight.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Call the neighborhood. Who woo, call the neighborhood, wan woo,
call the neighborhood wash call the neighborhood was call the
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neighborhood was call the neighborhood was hey, Hey, hey, hey,
who call the neighborhood? Whoa downd neighborhood was? Colder neighborhood,
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Walk down neighborhood. You know, Rare, I love you your death,
but you can be a little bit high mane.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played John Boydjebardy. We always go do we get the winter?
That means somebody's gonna get one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of Bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA. Truck
drivers keep America moving, and bullsnot make sure they look
good doing it. Look for Bullsnot a truck stops across America.
You can download the Bullsnot app when you hit the
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link at the Big Show dot com. Hang on and
you play for it in minutes. First our Friday Morning song.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, Bester, you better find yourself
with another line of work.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
That's when sure don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
Hit it. I hate work.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I've been having a very bad Nay.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
I do.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Iday.
Speaker 15 (21:55):
She's got.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Yeah, okay, work work work, work, work work work day?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (22:19):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
We got to get out of here. You do have
a light.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
I mean, do you do anything?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
It's like this creepy stuff. What do you do for fun?
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Right work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Well.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Giving me anything.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Weekend, Saturday, Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punch over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Pal it's a brave man. I can kick party.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 15 (22:57):
Cool?
Speaker 14 (22:57):
Bus drop five?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh no, I am not to day.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
I married chet paid.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Work? What what?
Speaker 15 (23:55):
What?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
What?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
What's? What's what's work? I work. I work. I hate.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Heartbeating handswat.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Those buying Owner's John Boy Jeopardy This morning, I need
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What the yeah?
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September April Today's John Boy Jeopardy. A meticulous study of
Ian Fleming's James Bond novels found that Double O seven
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does this on average every seven pages.
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What is go?
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A small bladder? Hold it right there? We have to go?
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One eight hundred Big show you told free line. We
played John Boy Jeopardy next.
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Morning.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
This is a big show on the radio for your Friday,
March seventh. Today's feature track from The Big Show Big
Box a playhousing titled Pete Paul's Birthday Surprise.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
It stars Jay James, Gregory Zich. Key words weren't they surprise?
You hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com.
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There right now, let's play Yeah's live across America.
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It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host a man
who is living right in the sweet spot, too old
for TikTok and too young for life alert.
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He's John Boy.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Many.
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Let's say hey to Scott out of Phoenix, Arizona, where
the Boy's gonna be racing this weekend.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Good morning, Scott, Hey, good morning. How are you doing today?
Speaker 9 (26:37):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
We're doing all some how's everything in the desert today
it's sunshine about sixty five to seventy degree. How about that?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Y'all do get some good weather, don't you? Yes, we do? Yeah, Well,
good bud.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
We'll glad you in here, Scott. Let's see what you
got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We're talking.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
A meticulous study of Ian Fleming's James Wand novels found
that seven does this on average every seven pages.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
What is it, Scott?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
He drinks alcohol.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Drinks alcohol. The only other things about his women? You know,
he's very popular killed somebody.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
I don't know how he does either with drinking every
seven day, so that's.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Probably why he has to go Piso off. So anyways,
look at this.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Of the three hundred and seventeen drinks Bond consumes, whiskey
is his clear favorite. Nearly a third of his drinks
are whiskeys, Bourbons, or Scotches. He also has a lot
of champagne, wine and sake. Despite his iconic status, Bond
only has a vodka martini nineteen times wow, and most
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of them are bought for him by another character. Oh yeah,
he's cheap. He's saving his money. I just don't know
him so and double O seven. Shift from bourbon to
vodka was the result of a Hollywood product placement deal
with Smernov starting with Doctor No. In nineteen sixty two,
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though two years later in Goldfinger, Sean Connery became the
first Bond to say the famous phrase shaken not stirred
about that.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Look at us? Learn is up? You get all that, Scott?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
I didn't get that one.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I quit it, dad. It's interesting to some of us
old spots.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Scott, you got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products headed to U and Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But congratulations, well, thank you very much, John boy. All right, man, we're.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Talking about James Bond. Sean Connery first one to say shaken,
not stirred. We have every single shaken, not sterren utterance.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
In James Bond movie. Yeah, I told you some meticulous
studies stand hem by on the other's outhe of your news,
I go, it'll be worth it. Good morning.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
This to make you on the radio for you Friday,
alright us learning about James Bond from John Boyd Jeopardy
every seven pages, you'll have a drink From nineteen sixty two.
He first in the movie Doctor No. He uttered the
words for the first time, shaken, not stirred. This is
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every single utterance we have for you right now.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
The medium dry Martini, lemon peel, shaken not stir.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Can you do something for you, mister Baughan, just drink
a Martini shaken, not sturred. Oh that's a sturd not shaken.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
That was right, wasn't it? Perfect Martini for our guest toy,
shaken not stir for the gentleman.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
Vod Camartini, shaken not sturd Camatini, shaken, not sturn.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
If you say what Cammartini sent up, shaken not stirred,
you're getting a medium dry for Cammartini Chacon not sturred,
but Camartino shaken snunster.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Mister Bonn will have a bad Cammartini shaken, not.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Stern, but ca Martini shaken, not stir. Okay, I asked
for shame, you got comes shaking, shaking on stur.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
I don't like I give a damn.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
See told you.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. We
always just tickle be here on Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
See yeh, the scrap shut is open. Let's go quite
on the sail and no and action.
Speaker 11 (32:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy and Playhouse. Today's episode
The Honeymoon. As our story opens, newlyweds Martin and Penny
Feesley are getting ready for their first night of their honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
If you want my booty and you think I'm suck sye,
come on baby, be my oh honey, your fly to
Heaven is.
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Bank bang boom. I just hope it's not going to
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Tonight you are flying first class. But before we air, quote,
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These are your paying That's right, Martin. You know I
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Oh well, what in the.
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World are you talking about, out penny.
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I am the breadwinner, the rulemaker, and the king of
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Hold on, hold on just one second there, your majesty,
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Are you serious?
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They're tiny. I can never get into your pennies.
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And that's how it's gonna be until your attitude changes.
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I never felled that way.
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Ain't be sending me being in dun Jeffers here of
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by the duck bone. I heard a little holler down
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them the woods satell like someone saying good murgles are
singing just like a squirrel.
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that was hitting the tree out of the swamp. Pink
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That they hit that pipe out of the blood can
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For cost other gods out the bag.
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You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
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I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
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It's Friday, friyy.
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Are we tiggled to death? To another Friday?
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Here?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
March the seventh. Good morning, everybody.
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See what national days we want to participate in this
great country, National Hospitalist Days.
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People who work in the hospitals.
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Well, yes, is that well, you know, like when you're
in the hospital, if you've ever been admitted, it kind
of actors like your primary care. That's the first thing
you see the most of and then they bring in
the specialists things.
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But yeah, hospital is all right.
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National Crown Roast of Pork Day is like, h It's
kind of like the pork loin is formed in a
circle and then you got the ribs pointing up where
it looks like I'm Fred Flintstone with Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I prepare it every Sunday with the bones.
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Just take the bones and build something with a little bit.
National Employee Appreciation Day. We're gonna make that last all
the way through the weekend. Uh, don't ask me how
figured it out. National Serial Day, National flap Jack Day,
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National Speech and Debate Education Day.
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We will speak, we might debate.
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Or like argue. Yeah, what happens here?
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And it's tater sauce Day.
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Oh, sneak one in on you. All right, then we
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Listen up right now, you can win you some every
days in history. In nineteen seventy six, Elton John was
immortalized in wax when a life sized figure of the
singer was unveiled at Madame Tussau's Wax Museum in London.
Statued Elton was the first rock celebrity since Steve Beatles
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to be represented in wax.
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God bless him.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
They just never really turn out spot on a little loft.
It is wax, so it's hard to work with.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, we always think of when Me and Billy was
done at the Grove Park End for our comedy classic
to honor us a sculpture in.
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Large Yes, perfect, I thought it was. Butter don't be
licking now you tell me.
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Let's move up to twenty eleven. Charlie Sheen is fired
from the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men I
was shocked, said no one, he just wasn't showing up or.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
What the deal was?
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He was strong off the rails.
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Oh yeah, he was drunk. It was winning that is
when he hit the wall back in twenty eleven. All right,
and finally on the state in twenty sixteen. How about
I bore Peyton.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Manning, who have been in the studio autographed our racing
hood Force. He announced his retirement from the Denver Broncos
in the NFL and from.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
The seeing him every day on TV, I think it
was a good choice.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, I believe he'll be I have a question now.
Was his brother a quarterback as well, was a quarterback
in the New York Giants, and Archie Manning was SATs okay,
what money running through that? I love his mama.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
And they got another nephew, arch Manning, who's playing for Texas.
He's the next quarterback coming into family.
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Wos. You might be a little old.
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This is the irony, all this, this jealousy coming from
Jackie cry.
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All right, well there you do.
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March the seventh, got a Big Show on the Radio.
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When our feature track from the Big Show mid.
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Here the mid Box had the Big Show.
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John Boyds.
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Gets from the Big Prize. Let's go contested number one.
This should really be a lot of funks. Your playing up.
Have a urry up and guest time you love the best.
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Time you love a big shots.
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Let's say her a dog from Garner, North Carolina.
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We shot.
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Good morning dog, good morning? Hello, Hey, did you wake
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dog to let her sleep would have been but that's
all right?
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Will hero dog?
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Oh man?
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Awesome the dog named grumpy?
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Spect you ready, yeah, all right? In five seconds? Three
things made of wax Ready go?
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Uh candles, Chaps kit and uh crayy.
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Nice Now, three of those funny sitcom shows on TV.
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Ready go, two and a half men Friends and All entertainment.
All right, Hello, school, there at the end and for
the win. Three retired NFL quarterbacks Ready go.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Peyton Manning, Tony Dumbo and Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He's not a downstand Well, Doc, you did it? Bartie?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Have you heard Broe?
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I was back head the gardener for congratulations.
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I take you, sir.
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I'm gonna jump out, catch you up on your news.
Be about time to call on happy boys on the
other side, Rabbi reviews ain't.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
In no word. Good morning. Let's make show on the radio.
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It is Friday. We y'all happy boys.
Speaker 14 (10:10):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble a feeling in my bone, says, I have my
wee bubble hubbub. Imna have to beat boy. Ima happen
to be boy. Oh, we did good when things are
going here? We hey, Hey, my little.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Box bot got hit by a car.
Speaker 14 (10:27):
Bubble hubbub a hubb but it's got to in a
box and put him in a drawer. I'ma have to
beat boy. I'm a happy boy. Oh, and did good
when things are going here?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
We hey hey, Oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half.
Speaker 14 (10:58):
Ubblebubble I looked through the drawer and started to laugh
because I might have to beat boy. I have beat boy.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh we did good one. Things are going yea hey.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Good Friday Morning, Marks the seventh got the big show
on the radio. He Rabbi has stopped Bob and I
don't think he's got a review. Dudes, let's find out.
Welcome back Rabbi Myron Bergstein.
Speaker 15 (11:58):
Hey, I'm sorry, I gotta skip they shallow me homie stuff,
but I gotta get something off my vest you mean
off your chest, off my vest. I spilled some of
that spicy brown mustard on my poscami sandwich. Thanks for
the shot white potato, But you know what, since you
brought it up, Yeah, there's something that's eating that might
took us. You ever seen that thing on the on
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the internet, that tick tack TikTok tick tack. Who gives
a crap? My great grandkids were showing me some stuff
on there, funny cat videos, dogs, van.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Glasses, weird, those crying about the election. Grow up your
little bastards.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
But there are some things that I just don't understand,
won't understand, can't for the life of me understand. There
are a bunch of videos of these big girls eating,
and I mean big, big, big, the rat girl that
couldn't fit in the Corolla big and that's all they do.
You see them from the chins up, shoving food down
their gut shoot. And when I'm talking about a regular
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meal here, you know, a steak, maybe a nice piece
of fish, a shy salad, maybe a slice of cake.
We're talking whole pizzas, twelve lobsters, a sac of graysie breakers,
and a whole pan of mac and cheese with extra
mac and double cheese.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
And that's just one meal.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They could be a competitive eater, but you can't get
them out of the house to compete. Look at that.
Speaker 15 (13:18):
Joey cheese nut guy. Man, he can pound it down,
but he's nice and slim. You know why he stops
eating once in a while. Your bunch of beelt beefers.
These brods are stuff in their face and all the
time they're wheeze. And the breton had like a near
death volvo in the passing lane. They got so much
grease on their face. Opec sends them a membership. Whence
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she sweats land the lake stock takes the noseedive. They
all look like they're in the fitness protection program. Oh
Rabbi you being mean. Oh, shut your hole, your bastard,
I'm not being mean. If this was some Bahama to
us struggling with their weight problem, I'd be supportive.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'd try to find the way to help.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
But this nobody is holding her hostage, making her do this.
These names aren't thinking about that consequences. Damn it there. Well,
it's like, what are they gonna do if they fall down? Ha,
it's easier lifting up doors hammer for God's sake. And
never mind the aftershocks could cause us so nami. But
that's what happens when you're so big that when you
get on a digital scale, the readout looks like a
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phone number. They aren't thinking about the medical repercussions the
way they shovel it in. At some point they're gonna choke.
If she chokes, who's gonna give it a Heimlich maneuver?
Hell lebron Jones ain't got limbs on long enough to
get around that ding. He need the whole team. And
by the time you sift through all those chins looking
for her mouth, it's over. I'll tell you what, if
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Drack you'll ever bites your neck, He's gonna get diapetes. Hey, lady,
you wanna get married Gordlock. Any guy who marries you's
gonna get arrested for polygamy.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
He's gonna have ten miles de feet and it's just
a toya.
Speaker 15 (14:54):
And unless you marry Hercules, there ain't no way you're
getting carried across the threshold. You ain't riding away in
the limo neither unless the limmo's an eighteen whaler. And
when they throw rice at the vedding, you're gonna be
the one jumping up trying to catch it in your mouth.
Out of all these videos, you know what, They ain't
eating vegetables unless you count prize, and then they're knocking
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it out of the park. Ladies, how can you go
through life like this not being able to look down
because you got a fleshy fanny pack around your neck?
You don't they are waving anyone because those big meat
curtains hanging off your arms and knock you out. Where's
the people who love them? Why aren't they hiding all
the ding dongs and the ranch dressing. Why aren't they
(15:38):
using tough love? I'll tell you why. They are a
bunch of lousy bastards. All you big girls, God, bless
go in peace, and I don't mean a sixteen piece bucket. Dammit,
I gotta get out of here, all this talk about
foods making me hungry.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Good morning, A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 16 (15:59):
Will Well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's a big on al radio.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Without a temptation. Trailer Park, the boys jamming heading into
the weekend.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Junior nation Man presents a more
or less true story feature in Carl Cook and the legendary.
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Nature boy himself, mister Rick Flair.
Speaker 9 (17:16):
It goes exactly like the bud Wiser's ice coat. We
just followed a butler. This one for them Slicks girls,
them Hicks girls. They white as hell, silent, profiling way
outside the city. Got caml from bast pro Gonna kiss
myself so pretty, not too hot? Call the trailer park
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manager's too hot? You know I ain't no amateurs too hot?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Say my name? You know who I am?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Too hot?
Speaker 9 (17:50):
And I slapped out of money. Man lead me hold
a dollar. Man, Lead me hold a dollar, y'all, give
a little hollow because Trailer park.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
Funk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Trail of Bark CWUK gonna give it to your.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Trail Bark CUK.
Speaker 9 (18:04):
Gonna give it to you on Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
And this bunch ain't right. Call the neighborhood wash. WHOA
call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash. Call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check. We about
to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Doosa, and Alabama.
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Bring that little waitress, she's a bad mamma. Gent too hard,
it's designated driver time, too hardcast drunken driving. There's a
crime too, hoigh. I might need some waffle house to lodge.
My head's kind of spinny. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, man,
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lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give them a little holler,
because Trailer park from gonna give it to you. Trailer
Park fun gonna give it to you. Traylor Park Funk
gonna give it to.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
You Saturday night And we about to fight.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Call the neighborhood. Who woo, call the neighborhood, wan woo,
call the neighborhood wash call the neighborhood was call the
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neighborhood was call the neighborhood was hey, Hey, hey, hey,
who call the neighborhood? Whoa downd neighborhood was? Colder neighborhood,
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Walk down neighborhood. You know, Rare, I love you your death,
but you can be a little bit high mane.
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link at the Big Show dot com. Hang on and
you play for it in minutes. First our Friday Morning song.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, Bester, you better find yourself
with another line of work.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
That's when sure don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
Hit it. I hate work.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I've been having a very bad Nay.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
I do.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Iday.
Speaker 15 (21:55):
She's got.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Yeah, okay, work work work, work, work work work day?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (22:19):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
We got to get out of here. You do have
a light.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
I mean, do you do anything?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
It's like this creepy stuff. What do you do for fun?
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Right work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Well.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Giving me anything.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Weekend, Saturday, Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punch over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Pal it's a brave man. I can kick party.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 15 (22:57):
Cool?
Speaker 14 (22:57):
Bus drop five?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh no, I am not to day.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
I married chet paid.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Work? What what?
Speaker 15 (23:55):
What?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
What?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
What's? What's what's work? I work. I work. I hate.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Heartbeating handswat.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Those buying Owner's John Boy Jeopardy This morning, I need
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Speaker 7 (24:32):
What is see?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
What the yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Do not drink the old salt water water water everywhere,
but not a drop to drink. Remember that I gotta
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September April Today's John Boy Jeopardy. A meticulous study of
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does this on average every seven pages.
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What is go?
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We wi.
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A small bladder? Hold it right there? We have to go?
We wi No not what y'all got?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
One eight hundred Big show you told free line. We
played John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Morning.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
This is a big show on the radio for your Friday,
March seventh. Today's feature track from The Big Show Big
Box a playhousing titled Pete Paul's Birthday Surprise.
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It stars Jay James, Gregory Zich. Key words weren't they surprise?
You hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
There right now, let's play Yeah's live across America.
Speaker 12 (26:11):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host a man
who is living right in the sweet spot, too old
for TikTok and too young for life alert.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Many.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Let's say hey to Scott out of Phoenix, Arizona, where
the Boy's gonna be racing this weekend.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Good morning, Scott, Hey, good morning. How are you doing today?
Speaker 9 (26:37):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
We're doing all some how's everything in the desert today
it's sunshine about sixty five to seventy degree. How about that?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Y'all do get some good weather, don't you? Yes, we do? Yeah, Well,
good bud.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
We'll glad you in here, Scott. Let's see what you
got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We're talking.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
A meticulous study of Ian Fleming's James Wand novels found
that seven does this on average every seven pages.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
What is it, Scott?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
He drinks alcohol.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Drinks alcohol. The only other things about his women? You know,
he's very popular killed somebody.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
I don't know how he does either with drinking every
seven day, so that's.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Probably why he has to go Piso off. So anyways,
look at this.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Of the three hundred and seventeen drinks Bond consumes, whiskey
is his clear favorite. Nearly a third of his drinks
are whiskeys, Bourbons, or Scotches. He also has a lot
of champagne, wine and sake. Despite his iconic status, Bond
only has a vodka martini nineteen times wow, and most
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of them are bought for him by another character. Oh yeah,
he's cheap. He's saving his money. I just don't know
him so and double O seven. Shift from bourbon to
vodka was the result of a Hollywood product placement deal
with Smernov starting with Doctor No. In nineteen sixty two,
(28:14):
though two years later in Goldfinger, Sean Connery became the
first Bond to say the famous phrase shaken not stirred
about that.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Look at us? Learn is up? You get all that, Scott?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
I didn't get that one.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I quit it, dad. It's interesting to some of us
old spots.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Scott, you got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products headed to U and Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But congratulations, well, thank you very much, John boy. All right, man, we're.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Talking about James Bond. Sean Connery first one to say shaken,
not stirred. We have every single shaken, not sterren utterance.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
In James Bond movie. Yeah, I told you some meticulous
studies stand hem by on the other's outhe of your news,
I go, it'll be worth it. Good morning.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
This to make you on the radio for you Friday,
alright us learning about James Bond from John Boyd Jeopardy
every seven pages, you'll have a drink From nineteen sixty two.
He first in the movie Doctor No. He uttered the
words for the first time, shaken, not stirred. This is
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every single utterance we have for you right now.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
The medium dry Martini, lemon peel, shaken not stir.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Can you do something for you, mister Baughan, just drink
a Martini shaken, not sturred. Oh that's a sturd not shaken.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
That was right, wasn't it? Perfect Martini for our guest toy,
shaken not stir for the gentleman.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
Vod Camartini, shaken not sturd Camatini, shaken, not sturn.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
If you say what Cammartini sent up, shaken not stirred,
you're getting a medium dry for Cammartini Chacon not sturred,
but Camartino shaken snunster.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Mister Bonn will have a bad Cammartini shaken, not.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Stern, but ca Martini shaken, not stir. Okay, I asked
for shame, you got comes shaking, shaking on stur.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
I don't like I give a damn.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
See told you.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. We
always just tickle be here on Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
See yeh, the scrap shut is open. Let's go quite
on the sail and no and action.
Speaker 11 (32:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy and Playhouse. Today's episode
The Honeymoon. As our story opens, newlyweds Martin and Penny
Feesley are getting ready for their first night of their honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
If you want my booty and you think I'm suck sye,
come on baby, be my oh honey, your fly to
Heaven is.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Ready for takeoff.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Bank bang boom. I just hope it's not going to
be a short flight, Penny.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Tonight you are flying first class. But before we air, quote,
get down to business. It's time to lay some ground room.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I have some ground rule. Yes here, try these on, but.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
These are your paying That's right, Martin. You know I
can't wear your paying.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
That's right, and don't you ever forget it. I wear
the pants in this family.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Oh well, what in the.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
World are you talking about, out penny.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I am the breadwinner, the rulemaker, and the king of
the castle. Now that I have had my say, you
made pleasure, your king.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Hold on, hold on just one second there, your majesty,
how about you do me a favor and try these
all your pennies?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
They're tiny. I can never get into your pennies.
Speaker 7 (33:22):
And that's how it's gonna be until your attitude changes.
Bang bang boom.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Now, baldy,
you're coin.
Speaker 12 (33:38):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the e
skeezy old hotel manager watching through the peepoles.
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
That is great.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read this,
all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
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This is Nigel ca Bray, Master Boys, faithful Gentleman's gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William
on the big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure
that Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
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So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sird, I
feel so your morn.
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You're one hour alerts.
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Don't tell anything.
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will be in me telling we're down, or tell them
we're called me And don't be down by the dun boone.
I will uber right down from home grown and you
want me up the side of the head.
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I never felled that way.
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Ain't be sending me being in dun Jeffers here of
every condiment smoking that stuff. Don't tell any not tell
they will kind of looking door will be em be
Tella were down or tanaware gone bean, don't be down
by the duck bone. I heard a little holler down
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them the woods satell like someone saying good murgles are
singing just like a squirrel.
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Odus was swirming duncas.
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Favorite the girl, Oh the sending boy stuff sitting by
the snill.
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I'm wore you up a jar of that famous well.
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find the passive y way.
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Tella were dead or Tanna were gone? Me know me
down by the duck bone. I had to dodger rock
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that was hitting the tree out of the swamp. Pink
herds team, we're going to the passion.
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party well, Barney, come down and then that still women
and as of.
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give me up a pump man.
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I'm telap. They will come on them, the more will
be at me. Tell them we're dead, or tell them.
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The goals me go me.
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Down by the dumb boat.
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For cost other gods out the bag.
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the hell I don't hope be at me. Don't tell
any oft tell a pee, tell them by my looking
corble beating beam, tell him we're tis.
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Beat up back.
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Wood boys. All right, deal, let's play our game. It's
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