March 11, 2025 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it has been five years since the World Health Organization officially proclaimed the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic - We’ll hear from Mad Max, Murray and Rev. Billy Ray Collins on the subject.. - Tater has a new edition of What to Watch.. - Mark Packer has an update on College Sports.. - Dingo Boy reappears by request.. - and Mr. Rhubarb enlightens us with the History of Beer…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers March Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Woodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and he is on Lizbeth. I'm
listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly
right there on that there.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Big Show Woe, there's funny I Gary on Pete, I
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gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Let's get up you going on a Tuesday morning And
March eleventh, twenty twenty five, Good morning every one, my lovely.
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Big Show studios in morning air.
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Controlled comforting, dressed up like we're going to Iceland.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Said little Chilly.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Only got it on sixty four. Only right, Let's drink
some hot coffee there. Okay, see what national days we're
working with here? Well, it was a daylight savings time.
We lost that hour of sleep that we were looking
at that we gained in the fall. So it is
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National napping Day.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Wahea, do you.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Recognize our need for the day following the return of
daylight saving time. Of course after a Monday, that's old
thing up.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, Tuesday you get to take a nap, right, National
Johnny Appleseed Day, National Promposal.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh you supposed to propose for you prom day?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Don't they've really Ah, they've gotten fancy with asking you
out to prom Oh, I.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Was right because the whole social media deal that the
young ones are all in.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm a long way since you had an invitation for.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
I know, I think I was. I was at my
locker when I was asked, so, you know, no flowers
or scavenger hunt there, just.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Said to run somebody down to school.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah you anybody?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Promposal to day?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
We got that National Worship of Tools Day, all right,
you know to worshipers.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I know a few of those.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, he'd worshiped him. He's very good with Are you
sure as you say about closed? Don't ever make him choose.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Uh, here's something specific, National Oatmeal Nut Waffles.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Day, very specific. Wow, I got a little taste for
some French toast.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Like right now, yeah, like right now, I'll go, I'll.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Go see we work on that National Funeral Director and
Mortician Recognition Day and National three to one one day.
This is the annual reminder that three to one one
is a resource for communities around the country to connect
with their city and non emergency services. Why you just
want to call three to one one to connect with
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your city? Well that sounds like fun.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
You're a social guy.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah that up.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Well, I don't do a connector with the city and
propose for the prom video yourself worship patool. I'm an
oatmeal nut waffle and taking nap.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
All right, Yeah, we got it. Three days in history'd
be very important.
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If you want to win a big old prize pack,
we'll get the winning begin again minutes.
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We are a weg beg.
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Joe's on a radio, Good morning and got the big
show on the radio, Marcy first priz pack. We want
to get out the door today, tell us all about it.
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We are, But I get rid of one hundred and
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Speaker 5 (04:41):
All right, all right, well let's look at our three
dates in the history.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Then where we'll get our categories.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Twenty twenty one, British Prince William says the Royal family
is very much not a racist family. That was her
first public comment since he interviewed by his brother Harry
and his wife Megan, where they said Megan had experienced
racism while in the Royal family.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I don't know if I like your tone, Harry.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Hey move up to twenty twenty four. What about Catherine,
Princess of Wales. She apologized for confusion cause by releasing
an edited family photo after news agencies issued a kill
notice over digital manipulation.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You remember this, You remember there was a picture of
her with her kids and everybody just scrutinized over the
photo and said that her hand was shaped funny, and
that like it was like they had squeezed things and
so they.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Were kind of looked like an a ideal like what
you Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
So, I guess they're trying to get at all the
paparazzi or all the pat tabloids who published it, saying
that they altered the pictures. Altered the pictures.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Do not alter those pictures.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
She was like, I did it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Two royals and a fertilizer's bill will be our final.
That was in Red Oak, Kiawa, killed and estimated seven
hundred and eighty nine thousand fish along a sixty miles
stretch of river after.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
A valve was left open. That new cooperative glug glug glug,
glug glow. And that doesn't smell real good. I'm just guessing. Well,
the dead fish don't smell so good either.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
When were saying one of the one of my ponds
at the at the farm, and then we had some
fish left over in the bottom. Man, you want to
say the buzzards, man, it's just like a buzzard. Buffet's
just just wow, man, oh much.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
A buzzard is a mean bird. I mean when they're
little not going to do it.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Oh well, there you go. There's our three categories one
eight hundred big show. As she told free Line, across America,
we play out bursts. Next Tuesday Morning Big Shows on
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the Radio with feature track for the Big Show bed
Box mister Rubarb's history minute, the history of beer.
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Don't keywords beer history when it hit.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boys Billy gave the prizes from the big Prize Ber.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Let's go contested number one. This be a lot of
fun you're playing out. Have they up? And guest time
you have the best time? You leve a big shots.
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Time, Tom not a Martin's Ferry HILLO.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, there's Tom. Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
That little buddy. Welcome in here out of Martin's Ferry.
You ready to get this winning beginning?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
I sure am.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well let's do it, buddy.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
In five seconds, give us three jobs of a prince
sorry for the Google ready.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
Go ambassador, charity work, military service. Oh and I just
thought of a fourth win service to the Princess.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I want to give enough time to get that fourth
one in there. The five seconds all right, I think
this workshopping material. Ah I was I was maying too
much attention to the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, my timer, I missed the good stuff a right time.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Here you go, buddy. Category number two. Three things you
can do with photo shop.
Speaker 11 (09:16):
Ready go, increase the size of.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
A fish plot, remove a tattoo, or remove a whole
person you want to workshopping?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Fourth one, Now that's all right, doesn't it? All right?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Just three on that one?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Okay, Well, here we go for the wind. Three fish
you can find in a river.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Ready to go, catfish, mass and trout, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
In the yard time.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning
products headed over to Martin's ferry for you.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Oh thank you, got it, buddy. How many hour top
of your news? Get that blood pumping? Somebody who's pumping
the blood? Mad Max on the other side, ain't good morning,
(10:44):
It's will make showing the radio. March the eleventh, twenty
twenty five. And it was five years ago today COVID
nineteen has declared a pandemic by the head of the
World Health Organization.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Started.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I was someone's name, Ted rosel Dona hamde Brubrish.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
World Health Organization. Who who oh the who?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, no, no see I'm waiting for mad Max to
get my blood right, Okay, So don't help. I'll try
to sew uh COVID nineteen TI the pandemic, oh you?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And then we're finding out.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
All about it with different calls from the Maxer like
this one. Well, let's see, I'm sixty four years old,
my credit scores lower than my cholesterol, I got a
prostate the size of a softball. And we're in the
middle of a global pandemic. How you think it? Eh, boys,
(11:43):
We're living in what Robert D. Rayford used to call
powerlous time. Everything's on lockdown except what you call essential
business and services. Now, I'm a building contractor, so I'm
still allowed to work, but I specialize in remodels and additions,
and there ain't a whole lot of folks looking to
(12:04):
add on a rumpus room or a man cave right now.
Most of work I'm doing lately is emergency jobs that
can't wait. Well, a feller called me the other day
because a tree limb fell down pushed a hole in
his roof. At one point, I had to run to
one of them big box stores to pick up some materials.
(12:25):
I won't mention the name, let's just call them the
big box. Well, I noticed something when I was picking
up my lumber. There was a whole lot more people
in the store than you expect to see during emergency lockdown,
which is a topic of today's special pandemic edition of
(12:45):
My Big Old Puss. Looks to me like an awful
lot of customers I see at the Big Box are
just kind of wandering around shopping. I got friends that
work at the Big Boxing. From what they tell me,
some y'all ain't worth a fart at the staying home
that ain't spring break. It's a state of emergency. In
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case you ain't turned on the TV in the last
two months, there's a deadly virus on the loose run
and it's spreading faster than the car dashers working an
NBA draft party. Places like the Big Box are still
open because they're essential, which means they don't open up
in the morning, just so you'll have something to do
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if you get tired of sitting around the house. The
frontline people in the Big Box won't say this to you,
but I will. They're glad to help if you really
need help, but none of them want to have a
twenty minute conversation about solar powered bird feeders right now.
Look at it from their ships. Everybody that walks through
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the door at Big Box could be putting them at risk.
They're doing everything they can to protect your health and theirs,
which ain't easy. You think you're washing your hands a lot,
but they're doing it fifteen twenty times a day. You
ever sung the Happy Birthday song twenty times in one day,
because they have. Now, when you're waddling around Big Box
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looking at new patio furniture, you don't see that little
eighteen year old single mom back in the breakroom trying
to pull it together so she can make it to
the end of her ship. You don't see the husbands
and wives at home worrying about their loved ones from
the time they walk out in the door till the
time they get back home. The frontline people at Big
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Box are there to help. That's their job, but they
could use a little help from you too, So if
you need some, go for it. That's why they're open.
But have a plan. When you get to the store,
grab what you need, take us for the hand sanitizer
when you see one, use the self check out if
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they got Take your stuff to the car, load up
and go home and try to stay there. Till you
burn through them sixty rows of toilet pay for your
ball last week. Now it's essential to go out have
at it. And if it ain't the most helpful thing
you can do for America right now is stay home
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and watch Tiger Kids. That a quicker, y'all, do that.
The quicker, this pandemic crab gonna go away, and the
quicker we find out if crazy Carol really fed her
husband to a tire. And that's it for that special
pandemic edition of My Big Old Bud. Till that time
it as mad Mate saying, sat down, shut up, stay
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home and quit running in my life, y'all. I'm on
bu it, y'all, Stay safe out tire.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. And
here we go. It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
Go whoopery poopery. I'm old and I hate doctors. In
my day, we didn't have any Harvard trained Mayo clinic,
interned malpractice protected BMW driving nurse chasing pill poppin' saw
bones on every street corner. We had a crazy old
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Cajun medicine man named Lazy Lifty Lebau. He wasn't really
lazy he just got into some bad moonshine and shoot
his own feet off, and now he can't get around
with beans.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And his left hand was a big shiny hook.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
Your folks told you he lost it to a gator,
but the truth was he just liked how it looked.
And when you got sick, your folks would take into
his smelly little cabin in the woods and they'd leave
you there. You knew you were in trouble when you
saw the magazines in his waiting room Man Love Monthly.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And Boy's Life.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
No matter what was wrong with you, he'd insist there
was trouble with your man parts. And before he latched
onto you, he'd fumble with a rosin bag like he
was planting a pitch and no hitter, and you didn't
dare make a run for it because you didn't want
to end up getting hung up on that hook and
got it like a trout or singing soprano in the
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hill Billy boys choir. And when he told you the
only thing that would cure you was a good sweat,
start a big fire in a fireplace and make it
dance around buck naked for hours on in and if
you got better, it was a miracle, and if you didn't,
you never told your parents because you'd rather have died
than make another office visit to doctor pickle Twister. Indeed,
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jimmyy Willow pickle Tickle two, look at me, I'm a human.
He'll billy hand puppet with powder all over my twigs
at berries. We live in the age of enlightenment, and
we liked it that way. We loved it, and we
didn't have no magic cure. All over the counter Tampa
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proof candy coated two zillion milligram tablets.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
We didn't know what a pill was. We were so
pig ignorant.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
We blamed all of our ills on evil spirits and
the bad habits of famous people. You got a migraine headache,
you'd blame the devil himself for filling your good with
impure thoughts about missus Culling Farmer, the hot young preacher's
wife that was wearing that low cut swimming costume you
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saw her wearing.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So you had purged those demons the only way you
knew how. With pain.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
You'd summoned the courage to spit in the face of
one of the smelly mcgaucle twins, and then stand there
and take it while they punched you in the skull
to your brains were goop it out of your ears,
and you were speaking gibberish, And when you finally screamed
the name of the Lord of Mercy, you'd be cured.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You'd be a putting'.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Eaten vegetable from then on, but you'd be evil spirit
free forever. And if you'd get the squirts, you'd blame
Clark Gable for playing back door blackjack with Danny Kaye
and all the rest of that stuff you read in
those hollyweird confidential dime novels you found in Gimpy Gordy
humphreys outhouse. There weren't no cure, but at least you
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had some of the curse while you were trapped in
the crapper with your guts and knots. Great mumblety bumbly whifflewaffle.
Look at me, I'm a big dopey, brain dead bubba
locked in the porter pooper with visions a Humphrey Pogod
playing pants pirates with Randolph Scott. It's a wonderful life.
At last, I kicked the oxygen habit. Open up those
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pearly gates here comes into the dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And we like it. We loved it.
Speaker 12 (20:28):
Ah Blippity Blue, I hate doctors.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Good morning, and you got a big show on a radio.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathersparts. I stand on the hill, but not for
a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keel. And
never mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by
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the heat of.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
The laundromatic man leaving their soul.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
And then like in portragal dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set up leaving.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
The soul part in the waters of the medulla.
Speaker 8 (21:16):
Oblong with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show
like that one.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
John Boy, Yeah morning, it's a big shown radios. Ruh
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talking about COVID declared a pandemic five years ago.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Today. We're learning all the time, and we continued to learn.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
This top ten list Today's Big Show Top ten list.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
The top ten unusual side effects that might show up
after a coronavirus vaccine Number ten body aches and low
grade fever number nine, Persistent soreness at the injection site
number eight, involuntary jazz hands very number seven, resting bitch face.
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Number six, irresistible urge to buy the extended warranty at
Best Buy. Number five, The Jimmy Legs for You signed
telt fans. Number four, getting the we our Farmer's jingle
stuck in your head for more than seventy two hours.
Number three sending death threats to the musenex booker. Number two,
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giggling like a little girl when somebody says Gonzaga.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And the number one weird.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Vaccine side effect active bitch face.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Coming up, we play John Boyd Jeopardy winner gets a
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We'll play for it in minutes. We're right now of
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from the desk container. Taman you is this what to watch?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Here's our girl?
Speaker 6 (23:59):
My well, let's see what everybody was watching at the
box office this weekend. Mickey seventeen, that sci fi comedy
starring Robert Pattinson. It opened up in number one at
the box office, but with only nineteen point one million.
They say, only because we're dealing with their numbers. I
would love it myself. The movie cost A reported one
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hundred and eighteen million to make, so critics are saying
this is looking like a bomb. It's not really taking
off the way that those, uh, those investors would like
for a while. Yeah, I'll probably I'm The rest of
the top five all dropped one slot from last weekend.
Captain America Brave New World came in second place, followed
by Last Breath in third, The Monkey came in fourth place,
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and Old Paddington in Peru. He stayed in the top
five number five all right in theaters this weekend. If
you want to go out and check a new flick,
how about Black Bag. It's a drama and mystery thriller
thriller thriller from Thriller. It has Kate Blanchett in it
and Michael Fassbender, and Black Bag is a gripping spy
drama about a legendary intelligence agents George Woodhouse and his
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beloved wife Catherine. So she is suspected of betraying the nation,
and George faces you know, the ultimate test of loyalty
to his marriage or to his country. What does he do?
So that's black Bag. Novacane as an action comedy, has
Jack Quaid starring in it. That's Dennis Quaid and Meg
Ryan's son.
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
It's Amazon Prime superhero series The Boys. He was in
that as well, if you're a fan of that. He
was also in Oppenheimer. All right, So Novacane. When the
girl of his dreams is kidnapped, every man, Nate turns
his inability to feel pain into an unexpected strength in
his fight to get.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Her back exactly.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
So he's a guy that can get the snot beat
out of him and apparently no.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
All right, I've seen a couple of clips look pretty fun.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
And lastly, an animated flick The Day the Earth Blew
Up a Looney Tunes movie.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh Marvin, the Martian.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Porky Pig and Daffy Duck are making They're hilarious return
to the big screen in this sci fi comedy adventure.
It's the first ever fully animated Looty Tunes feature length
movie created for a cinema audience. Well Porky and Daffy
are unlikely, unlikely heroes and Earth's only hope when facing
the threat of alien invasion Earth.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
He's the one I'm hoping. I'm hoping.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Streaming we've got. Netflix renewed the basketball comedy series Running Point,
which stars Kate Hudson. Uh. It debuted last week, so
you might get for Kate Hudson and I streamed Court
of Gold. It's a mini series, it's a six part
series and it has it's the well how I say this.
The documentary takes you behind the scenes with top metal
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contenders and men's basketball as a battle for gold and
glory at the twenty twenty four Olympics. So they showed
all this behind the scenes footage of the of the
team's practicing. It follows h France, Serbia, Canada, and the
United States. You see a lot of stuff Lebron Kevin Durant,
a lot of like I said, behind the scenes. It's
executive produced by Barack and Michelle Obama, so of course Barack.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Is in it.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
He makes it appearance I'm out, and they talk a
lot about the team's pressure living up to the Dream
Team because like once they brought the dream Team in
we've just been racking up at the Olympics, and so
I reckon, oh come on, watch.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Lebron and Obama on the same show.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Please, I'm gonna go over there in high five Jackie
over Lebron.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
And that's a rap of what to watch?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
All right, baby, thank you very much. Party has a poopa.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
And I would like to say you says a moment
on what to watch to go to the John Boymilly
facebook page and thank y'all. A lot of y'all already
found out about my dog Pearl. You're just hearing it.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Pearl. What do you call it?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
The rainbow bridge and what we're talking about. Yeah, Pearl
passed on. We had to had to let her go
over the weekend, and uh, a lot of you guys
got it where we did it, like it's a lap
of love deal where they come to your house, you
know they you don't have to take the dog out
or do you know like that? It is really cool.
But uh, there's a link from our Facebook page. If
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you want to go out you do something stupid like
ohe you light a candle or.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Something like that.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Well, it's just it's like a legacy page. It's like
an obituary page that you have for your loved ones.
So there's things where can leave a message or you know, yeah,
light a candle.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It is, it is neat to do that.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
It's just really surprise how much you do grieve over
a whether.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
You're I mean, she was in your party life for
seventeen years.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
So well I appreciate you and Jackie and my wife
handling all that stuff. Just a word y'all sweek Okay,
so check it out. Yeah, my dog pearls John won't
billy Facebook page. You can take it from there.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
All right.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Well, let's get us a winter right here, Tay, let's
play some John boyd gjeopardy. Jump right in here. Well,
let's review Monday's question. This common household machine wasn't invented
to make this job easier. It was to protect what
you put inside.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
That's the dishwasher.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Dishwasher. All right, Well today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, no
matter where you are right now, tenses are you're only
a few minutes away from a mall or some other
place where you can see a set of these in action,
unless you're in Wyoming, Because there are only two sets
in the entire state.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Would it be a set of Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Now we could guess.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well, y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line, We go to we get the winter, We
play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
We're only two your Tuesday, March eleventh, fature track from
the Big Show bed Box, mister Rubarb's History minute, the
history of beer, heedy words beer history here the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot Com. Right now, let's why
yeah live across America.
Speaker 13 (30:26):
It's John boyd Cheffkin Wow Wow man Now a man
who is never more than a few minutes away from
seeing a set of Hooters waitresses in action. He is
John Boy and Bank because I had to go inside.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Now let's say, hey, dude, Tony, I think we got
right here at a Vanceboro, North Carolina's at.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
You, Tony? Ask me John Moore, Hello, Mondy. How you
doing today?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
All doing good?
Speaker 11 (30:58):
Doing good?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Hope y'all sure are well? Tony?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
You got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning,
So uh.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Let me let me view this question here.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
So no matter where you are right now, chances are
you're only a few minutes away from the mall or
some of a place where you could see a set
of these in action unless you're in Wyoming, because there
are only two sets in the entire state. What you think, Tony, Man,
I ain't got no idea.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I ain't gonna be a wagon train.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Or something a wagon train, because surely you wouldn't see
one in Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Sure what, I'm making fun of it?
Speaker 5 (31:44):
You know, I'm don't always have us, all right, Tony,
just on the off that it's a wagon train, you know.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Cut that out for everybody else.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
So that's it.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
I tell you, if you get through, ya, if y'all
get through, and then you know you don't know the hand,
you don't hang up on Jackie.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Oh okay, toldy. We appreciate you so much, buddy. You
have a great rest of your day. All all right, buddy,
let's go to Richard. He's up in Hendersonville, North Carolina.
Good morning, Richard.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
How you doing that, buddy? We're all real good, all right, Richard,
you're shot at it.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
You probably can see a set of these in action
not traveling too far from your spot in Hendersonville, But
in Wyoming there are only two sets in the entire state.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
What do you think.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
Escalators?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Escalators? Let's see.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Small moving staircases.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
They scare you, but they say people who travel here
or places where they are from Wyoming where they don't
see these, have a hard time manipulating.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Both sets are in the city of Casper, Wyoming. One
is in the first Interstate Bank building and the other
is in Hilltop National Bank.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
So tourist spot. All right, A good word there, Hey,
wait to go there, Richard. We got your prize pot
to you, buddy.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Hang on, all right, appreciation, All right, We're gonna jump
out and catch you up on your news.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
On the other side from the rim off the front
of road.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
All right, good morning, let's make Sean a radio. Five
(34:30):
years ago today, the COVID nineteen virus declared a pandemic.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Our World Health Organization, we were here to help you through,
one day at a time.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Given a call to our agent, Murray, seemed to help.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
Oh well, hotel corporate home off top quality entertainment for
all kinds of livelive blah.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
What do you want ares.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
This, mister pasto?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
This is yeah, morning Seal. How's it going over there?
Speaker 15 (35:04):
As Mad Max would say, how you think it's going.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
As Hoyt would say, not too good, and as.
Speaker 15 (35:11):
My grandma says at church on Tuesday nights, being good.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Is this pandemic wearing you down?
Speaker 15 (35:19):
No, life is wearing me down. The pandemic is just
a big fat virus sitting cherry on the top.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh well, I guess it's pretty slow.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Probably since August tenth, nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
What happened then?
Speaker 15 (35:35):
That's today I started working here. Listen, I don't want
to give you the bum's rush, but okay, I kind
of do well.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Okay, no, prob can't we speak to Murray?
Speaker 15 (35:45):
Nothing would please me more?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (35:47):
Please, hey my, it's I'm sorry. Who did you say?
This is?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
You really don't remember us. You've been bugging us for
almost forty years?
Speaker 15 (35:57):
Oh hey, may I think the termide inspection guys, John Boy, Billy,
you know your oldest clients? Whatever you say? Hey Mary,
it's somebody else?
Speaker 10 (36:10):
Why?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Who? Hope?
Speaker 15 (36:12):
Please?
Speaker 10 (36:13):
He be right?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (36:16):
Jamb lovea mean it?
Speaker 15 (36:18):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
So you remembered us?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Well?
Speaker 10 (36:21):
Of course, I just thought who in the client list
looks the most like a pair of termite inspectors.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Sounds like things are still slow, right, now.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
I'm not gonna lie, babe. The talent agency is struggling,
but luckily we're still managing the Brushywood Business Park and
outlet mall on the side.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Are all the stores back open, well short of.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Some of our tenants have merged to save on rent
and expenses.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Like who well, let's see the.
Speaker 10 (36:53):
Indoor Pistol Range merged with two guys in a truck
and they changed their name to Moving Target. See what
they did there. The Home Furnishings Place brought out the
Veggie Burger restaurant. Now they're bed, bath and beyond meat.
(37:14):
The Western Store and the Discount Men's were placed, merged
and formed Garth Brooks Brothers. What else? Oh, we got
a place that sells women's fashions and serve sloppy joes
to their husbands while they wait. We call it Chico
and the Man Witch. That one goes way back. Got
(37:37):
that one? The Italian designer Fashion place is doing puppet
shows for the kids. They call it Yo Gabba Gabba Gabbana.
And of course, Pizza and Sunglass Huts, America's two most
beloved huts together at last. So we got a lot
(37:59):
of exciting things going on.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Good luck when all that, are you working on any
exciting new things for your two oldest clients?
Speaker 10 (38:06):
You mean the termite guy. Now, Oh sorry, babe. Nobody's
doing anything indoors with more than six people right now,
you know, And then there's two of you, so that
cuts down on the potential gigs a good bit. Hey,
don't give up. There's a vaccine right around the corner,
and there's always a chance people will start masking up
(38:28):
and washing their hands again there is, Well, no, not really,
but did I mention the vaccine is right around the corner. Oh,
and just remember what my dad used to say. You
can always depend on the American people to do the
right thing after they tried absolutely everything else.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Good.
Speaker 10 (38:47):
Be a while, Well, it depends on how you define
a while.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Six months, a year.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
Oh, in that case, it's going to be a long.
But don't worry, babe, you number one guys, the straw
that stirs my drinks, the little bottle of hand sanitizer,
keeping my jacket cut. Nothing is more important to me
than the success of Oh hold on, baby, big a
name on the other line. Hell, tell Rob Schneider, I'll
(39:15):
call him my back man.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
You're booking stuff for Rob Schneider.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
No, he's the manager at Pizza and Sunglass Cut. Listen,
I really need to take this. Hey, let's do a
zoom lunch later. Have your machine call my machine and
give my love to Bobby. Him too, and Jimbo call me.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Rodan's your Tuesday morning, March eleventh.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh, turn it over the mail. Hello friends, you, Joe,
your host.
Speaker 16 (40:08):
Bill Silver's here to edify, educate, and above all entertain
you as we mercilessly mock the thin skin cry baby
idiots on the left.
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Speaker 16 (40:20):
Now, as you know, Trump is keeping his promise and
is gutting the bureaucracy like a rainbow trout. Smart people
are excited to finally see just how they've been screwed
for the last fifty years. Stupid people are crying and
whining that it's not fair. And a number of those
stupid people are now out of work. So where will
they go now? A company can only hire just so
many lazy, good for nothings. So for all you businesses
(40:42):
out there, here's a quick list of what to look
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Top ten list.
Speaker 16 (40:54):
The top ten signs that your applicant is conservative. Number
ten natural hair color. Number nine takes a swing at
you when you ask for their pronouns.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
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Don't make that face data. Number seven, no face tattoos.
Number six less than thirty piercings.
Speaker 16 (41:28):
Number five doesn't feel triggered by the American flag. Number
four they're not on the sexual predators registry. Number three
shows up to work on time without needing arrest. Number
two the word Trump doesn't make them peepee in their
diving and the number one way to tell your job
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applicant is conservative.
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They know which bathroom to use, so thirty is the
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Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
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Speaker 17 (42:20):
Mama, all I wanted to do was have a let
us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a beardskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe button. Mama
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers March Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Woodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and he is on Lizbeth. I'm
listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly
right there on that there.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Big Show Woe, there's funny I Gary on Pete, I
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gonna do.
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Let's get up you going on a Tuesday morning And
March eleventh, twenty twenty five, Good morning every one, my lovely.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Big Show studios in morning air.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Controlled comforting, dressed up like we're going to Iceland.
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Said little Chilly.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Only got it on sixty four. Only right, Let's drink
some hot coffee there. Okay, see what national days we're
working with here? Well, it was a daylight savings time.
We lost that hour of sleep that we were looking
at that we gained in the fall. So it is
(01:50):
National napping Day.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Wahea, do you.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Recognize our need for the day following the return of
daylight saving time. Of course after a Monday, that's old
thing up.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, Tuesday you get to take a nap, right, National
Johnny Appleseed Day, National Promposal.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh you supposed to propose for you prom day?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Don't they've really Ah, they've gotten fancy with asking you
out to prom Oh, I.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Was right because the whole social media deal that the
young ones are all in.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm a long way since you had an invitation for.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
I know, I think I was. I was at my
locker when I was asked, so, you know, no flowers
or scavenger hunt there, just.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Said to run somebody down to school.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah you anybody?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Promposal to day?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
We got that National Worship of Tools Day, all right,
you know to worshipers.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I know a few of those.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, he'd worshiped him. He's very good with Are you
sure as you say about closed? Don't ever make him choose.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Uh, here's something specific, National Oatmeal Nut Waffles.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Day, very specific. Wow, I got a little taste for
some French toast.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Like right now, yeah, like right now, I'll go, I'll.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Go see we work on that National Funeral Director and
Mortician Recognition Day and National three to one one day.
This is the annual reminder that three to one one
is a resource for communities around the country to connect
with their city and non emergency services. Why you just
want to call three to one one to connect with
(03:33):
your city? Well that sounds like fun.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
You're a social guy.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah that up.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Well, I don't do a connector with the city and
propose for the prom video yourself worship patool. I'm an
oatmeal nut waffle and taking nap.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
All right, Yeah, we got it. Three days in history'd
be very important.
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If you want to win a big old prize pack,
we'll get the winning begin again minutes.
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We are a weg beg.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Joe's on a radio, Good morning and got the big
show on the radio, Marcy first priz pack. We want
to get out the door today, tell us all about it.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
We are, But I get rid of one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products. It's to
slow my jam. It's made in the USA, and truck
drivers keep America moving, and bullsnot make sure they look
good doing it. Look for bull Snot and truck stops
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important to put them in the right place.
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That's the first time that's ever jumped out. I'm like
to look at truck drivers doing it.
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Go to the Big Show dot com click on bull
snunt matter for more info.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
All right, all right, well let's look at our three
dates in the history.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Then where we'll get our categories.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Twenty twenty one, British Prince William says the Royal family
is very much not a racist family. That was her
first public comment since he interviewed by his brother Harry
and his wife Megan, where they said Megan had experienced
racism while in the Royal family.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I don't know if I like your tone, Harry.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Hey move up to twenty twenty four. What about Catherine,
Princess of Wales. She apologized for confusion cause by releasing
an edited family photo after news agencies issued a kill
notice over digital manipulation.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You remember this, You remember there was a picture of
her with her kids and everybody just scrutinized over the
photo and said that her hand was shaped funny, and
that like it was like they had squeezed things and
so they.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Were kind of looked like an a ideal like what
you Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
So, I guess they're trying to get at all the
paparazzi or all the pat tabloids who published it, saying
that they altered the pictures. Altered the pictures.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Do not alter those pictures.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
She was like, I did it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Two royals and a fertilizer's bill will be our final.
That was in Red Oak, Kiawa, killed and estimated seven
hundred and eighty nine thousand fish along a sixty miles
stretch of river after.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
A valve was left open. That new cooperative glug glug glug,
glug glow. And that doesn't smell real good. I'm just guessing. Well,
the dead fish don't smell so good either.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
When were saying one of the one of my ponds
at the at the farm, and then we had some
fish left over in the bottom. Man, you want to
say the buzzards, man, it's just like a buzzard. Buffet's
just just wow, man, oh much.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
A buzzard is a mean bird. I mean when they're
little not going to do it.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Oh well, there you go. There's our three categories one
eight hundred big show. As she told free Line, across America,
we play out bursts. Next Tuesday Morning Big Shows on
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the Radio with feature track for the Big Show bed
Box mister Rubarb's history minute, the history of beer.
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Don't keywords beer history when it hit.
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The bed box at the Bigshow dot.
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Com Upburst, Let's play upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boys Billy gave the prizes from the big Prize Ber.
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Let's go contested number one. This be a lot of
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you have the best time? You leve a big shots.
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Time, Tom not a Martin's Ferry HILLO.
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Yeah, there's Tom. Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
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That little buddy. Welcome in here out of Martin's Ferry.
You ready to get this winning beginning?
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I sure am.
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Well let's do it, buddy.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
In five seconds, give us three jobs of a prince
sorry for the Google ready.
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Go ambassador, charity work, military service. Oh and I just
thought of a fourth win service to the Princess.
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Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I want to give enough time to get that fourth
one in there. The five seconds all right, I think
this workshopping material. Ah I was I was maying too
much attention to the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, my timer, I missed the good stuff a right time.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Here you go, buddy. Category number two. Three things you
can do with photo shop.
Speaker 11 (09:16):
Ready go, increase the size of.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
A fish plot, remove a tattoo, or remove a whole
person you want to workshopping?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Fourth one, Now that's all right, doesn't it? All right?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Just three on that one?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Okay, Well, here we go for the wind. Three fish
you can find in a river.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Ready to go, catfish, mass and trout, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
In the yard time.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning
products headed over to Martin's ferry for you.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Oh thank you, got it, buddy. How many hour top
of your news? Get that blood pumping? Somebody who's pumping
the blood? Mad Max on the other side, ain't good morning,
(10:44):
It's will make showing the radio. March the eleventh, twenty
twenty five. And it was five years ago today COVID
nineteen has declared a pandemic by the head of the
World Health Organization.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Started.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I was someone's name, Ted rosel Dona hamde Brubrish.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
World Health Organization. Who who oh the who?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, no, no see I'm waiting for mad Max to
get my blood right, Okay, So don't help. I'll try
to sew uh COVID nineteen TI the pandemic, oh you?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And then we're finding out.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
All about it with different calls from the Maxer like
this one. Well, let's see, I'm sixty four years old,
my credit scores lower than my cholesterol, I got a
prostate the size of a softball. And we're in the
middle of a global pandemic. How you think it? Eh, boys,
(11:43):
We're living in what Robert D. Rayford used to call
powerlous time. Everything's on lockdown except what you call essential
business and services. Now, I'm a building contractor, so I'm
still allowed to work, but I specialize in remodels and additions,
and there ain't a whole lot of folks looking to
(12:04):
add on a rumpus room or a man cave right now.
Most of work I'm doing lately is emergency jobs that
can't wait. Well, a feller called me the other day
because a tree limb fell down pushed a hole in
his roof. At one point, I had to run to
one of them big box stores to pick up some materials.
(12:25):
I won't mention the name, let's just call them the
big box. Well, I noticed something when I was picking
up my lumber. There was a whole lot more people
in the store than you expect to see during emergency lockdown,
which is a topic of today's special pandemic edition of
(12:45):
My Big Old Puss. Looks to me like an awful
lot of customers I see at the Big Box are
just kind of wandering around shopping. I got friends that
work at the Big Boxing. From what they tell me,
some y'all ain't worth a fart at the staying home
that ain't spring break. It's a state of emergency. In
(13:08):
case you ain't turned on the TV in the last
two months, there's a deadly virus on the loose run
and it's spreading faster than the car dashers working an
NBA draft party. Places like the Big Box are still
open because they're essential, which means they don't open up
in the morning, just so you'll have something to do
(13:31):
if you get tired of sitting around the house. The
frontline people in the Big Box won't say this to you,
but I will. They're glad to help if you really
need help, but none of them want to have a
twenty minute conversation about solar powered bird feeders right now.
Look at it from their ships. Everybody that walks through
(13:54):
the door at Big Box could be putting them at risk.
They're doing everything they can to protect your health and theirs,
which ain't easy. You think you're washing your hands a lot,
but they're doing it fifteen twenty times a day. You
ever sung the Happy Birthday song twenty times in one day,
because they have. Now, when you're waddling around Big Box
(14:17):
looking at new patio furniture, you don't see that little
eighteen year old single mom back in the breakroom trying
to pull it together so she can make it to
the end of her ship. You don't see the husbands
and wives at home worrying about their loved ones from
the time they walk out in the door till the
time they get back home. The frontline people at Big
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Box are there to help. That's their job, but they
could use a little help from you too, So if
you need some, go for it. That's why they're open.
But have a plan. When you get to the store,
grab what you need, take us for the hand sanitizer
when you see one, use the self check out if
(14:59):
they got Take your stuff to the car, load up
and go home and try to stay there. Till you
burn through them sixty rows of toilet pay for your
ball last week. Now it's essential to go out have
at it. And if it ain't the most helpful thing
you can do for America right now is stay home
(15:20):
and watch Tiger Kids. That a quicker, y'all, do that.
The quicker, this pandemic crab gonna go away, and the
quicker we find out if crazy Carol really fed her
husband to a tire. And that's it for that special
pandemic edition of My Big Old Bud. Till that time
it as mad Mate saying, sat down, shut up, stay
(15:44):
home and quit running in my life, y'all. I'm on
bu it, y'all, Stay safe out tire.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. And
here we go. It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
Go whoopery poopery. I'm old and I hate doctors. In
my day, we didn't have any Harvard trained Mayo clinic,
interned malpractice protected BMW driving nurse chasing pill poppin' saw
bones on every street corner. We had a crazy old
(16:50):
Cajun medicine man named Lazy Lifty Lebau. He wasn't really
lazy he just got into some bad moonshine and shoot
his own feet off, and now he can't get around
with beans.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And his left hand was a big shiny hook.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
Your folks told you he lost it to a gator,
but the truth was he just liked how it looked.
And when you got sick, your folks would take into
his smelly little cabin in the woods and they'd leave
you there. You knew you were in trouble when you
saw the magazines in his waiting room Man Love Monthly.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And Boy's Life.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
No matter what was wrong with you, he'd insist there
was trouble with your man parts. And before he latched
onto you, he'd fumble with a rosin bag like he
was planting a pitch and no hitter, and you didn't
dare make a run for it because you didn't want
to end up getting hung up on that hook and
got it like a trout or singing soprano in the
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hill Billy boys choir. And when he told you the
only thing that would cure you was a good sweat,
start a big fire in a fireplace and make it
dance around buck naked for hours on in and if
you got better, it was a miracle, and if you didn't,
you never told your parents because you'd rather have died
than make another office visit to doctor pickle Twister. Indeed,
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jimmyy Willow pickle Tickle two, look at me, I'm a human.
He'll billy hand puppet with powder all over my twigs
at berries. We live in the age of enlightenment, and
we liked it that way. We loved it, and we
didn't have no magic cure. All over the counter Tampa
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proof candy coated two zillion milligram tablets.
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We didn't know what a pill was. We were so
pig ignorant.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
We blamed all of our ills on evil spirits and
the bad habits of famous people. You got a migraine headache,
you'd blame the devil himself for filling your good with
impure thoughts about missus Culling Farmer, the hot young preacher's
wife that was wearing that low cut swimming costume you
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saw her wearing.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So you had purged those demons the only way you
knew how. With pain.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
You'd summoned the courage to spit in the face of
one of the smelly mcgaucle twins, and then stand there
and take it while they punched you in the skull
to your brains were goop it out of your ears,
and you were speaking gibberish, And when you finally screamed
the name of the Lord of Mercy, you'd be cured.
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You'd be a putting'.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Eaten vegetable from then on, but you'd be evil spirit
free forever. And if you'd get the squirts, you'd blame
Clark Gable for playing back door blackjack with Danny Kaye
and all the rest of that stuff you read in
those hollyweird confidential dime novels you found in Gimpy Gordy
humphreys outhouse. There weren't no cure, but at least you
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had some of the curse while you were trapped in
the crapper with your guts and knots. Great mumblety bumbly whifflewaffle.
Look at me, I'm a big dopey, brain dead bubba
locked in the porter pooper with visions a Humphrey Pogod
playing pants pirates with Randolph Scott. It's a wonderful life.
At last, I kicked the oxygen habit. Open up those
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pearly gates here comes into the dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And we like it. We loved it.
Speaker 12 (20:28):
Ah Blippity Blue, I hate doctors.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Good morning, and you got a big show on a radio.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathersparts. I stand on the hill, but not for
a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keel. And
never mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by
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the heat of.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
The laundromatic man leaving their soul.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
And then like in portragal dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set up leaving.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
The soul part in the waters of the medulla.
Speaker 8 (21:16):
Oblong with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show
like that one.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
John Boy, Yeah morning, it's a big shown radios. Ruh
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talking about COVID declared a pandemic five years ago.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Today. We're learning all the time, and we continued to learn.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
This top ten list Today's Big Show Top ten list.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
The top ten unusual side effects that might show up
after a coronavirus vaccine Number ten body aches and low
grade fever number nine, Persistent soreness at the injection site
number eight, involuntary jazz hands very number seven, resting bitch face.
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Number six, irresistible urge to buy the extended warranty at
Best Buy. Number five, The Jimmy Legs for You signed
telt fans. Number four, getting the we our Farmer's jingle
stuck in your head for more than seventy two hours.
Number three sending death threats to the musenex booker. Number two,
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giggling like a little girl when somebody says Gonzaga.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And the number one weird.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Vaccine side effect active bitch face.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Coming up, we play John Boyd Jeopardy winner gets a
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from the desk container. Taman you is this what to watch?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Here's our girl?
Speaker 6 (23:59):
My well, let's see what everybody was watching at the
box office this weekend. Mickey seventeen, that sci fi comedy
starring Robert Pattinson. It opened up in number one at
the box office, but with only nineteen point one million.
They say, only because we're dealing with their numbers. I
would love it myself. The movie cost A reported one
(24:20):
hundred and eighteen million to make, so critics are saying
this is looking like a bomb. It's not really taking
off the way that those, uh, those investors would like
for a while. Yeah, I'll probably I'm The rest of
the top five all dropped one slot from last weekend.
Captain America Brave New World came in second place, followed
by Last Breath in third, The Monkey came in fourth place,
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and Old Paddington in Peru. He stayed in the top
five number five all right in theaters this weekend. If
you want to go out and check a new flick,
how about Black Bag. It's a drama and mystery thriller
thriller thriller from Thriller. It has Kate Blanchett in it
and Michael Fassbender, and Black Bag is a gripping spy
drama about a legendary intelligence agents George Woodhouse and his
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beloved wife Catherine. So she is suspected of betraying the nation,
and George faces you know, the ultimate test of loyalty
to his marriage or to his country. What does he do?
So that's black Bag. Novacane as an action comedy, has
Jack Quaid starring in it. That's Dennis Quaid and Meg
Ryan's son.
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
It's Amazon Prime superhero series The Boys. He was in
that as well, if you're a fan of that. He
was also in Oppenheimer. All right, So Novacane. When the
girl of his dreams is kidnapped, every man, Nate turns
his inability to feel pain into an unexpected strength in
his fight to get.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Her back exactly.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
So he's a guy that can get the snot beat
out of him and apparently no.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
All right, I've seen a couple of clips look pretty fun.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
And lastly, an animated flick The Day the Earth Blew
Up a Looney Tunes movie.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh Marvin, the Martian.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Porky Pig and Daffy Duck are making They're hilarious return
to the big screen in this sci fi comedy adventure.
It's the first ever fully animated Looty Tunes feature length
movie created for a cinema audience. Well Porky and Daffy
are unlikely, unlikely heroes and Earth's only hope when facing
the threat of alien invasion Earth.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
He's the one I'm hoping. I'm hoping.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Streaming we've got. Netflix renewed the basketball comedy series Running Point,
which stars Kate Hudson. Uh. It debuted last week, so
you might get for Kate Hudson and I streamed Court
of Gold. It's a mini series, it's a six part
series and it has it's the well how I say this.
The documentary takes you behind the scenes with top metal
(26:47):
contenders and men's basketball as a battle for gold and
glory at the twenty twenty four Olympics. So they showed
all this behind the scenes footage of the of the
team's practicing. It follows h France, Serbia, Canada, and the
United States. You see a lot of stuff Lebron Kevin Durant,
a lot of like I said, behind the scenes. It's
executive produced by Barack and Michelle Obama, so of course Barack.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Is in it.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
He makes it appearance I'm out, and they talk a
lot about the team's pressure living up to the Dream
Team because like once they brought the dream Team in
we've just been racking up at the Olympics, and so
I reckon, oh come on, watch.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Lebron and Obama on the same show.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Please, I'm gonna go over there in high five Jackie
over Lebron.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
And that's a rap of what to watch?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
All right, baby, thank you very much. Party has a poopa.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
And I would like to say you says a moment
on what to watch to go to the John Boymilly
facebook page and thank y'all. A lot of y'all already
found out about my dog Pearl. You're just hearing it.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Pearl. What do you call it?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
The rainbow bridge and what we're talking about. Yeah, Pearl
passed on. We had to had to let her go
over the weekend, and uh, a lot of you guys
got it where we did it, like it's a lap
of love deal where they come to your house, you
know they you don't have to take the dog out
or do you know like that? It is really cool.
But uh, there's a link from our Facebook page. If
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you want to go out you do something stupid like
ohe you light a candle or.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Something like that.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Well, it's just it's like a legacy page. It's like
an obituary page that you have for your loved ones.
So there's things where can leave a message or you know, yeah,
light a candle.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It is, it is neat to do that.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
It's just really surprise how much you do grieve over
a whether.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
You're I mean, she was in your party life for
seventeen years.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
So well I appreciate you and Jackie and my wife
handling all that stuff. Just a word y'all sweek Okay,
so check it out. Yeah, my dog pearls John won't
billy Facebook page. You can take it from there.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
All right.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Well, let's get us a winter right here, Tay, let's
play some John boyd gjeopardy. Jump right in here. Well,
let's review Monday's question. This common household machine wasn't invented
to make this job easier. It was to protect what
you put inside.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
That's the dishwasher.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Dishwasher. All right, Well today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, no
matter where you are right now, tenses are you're only
a few minutes away from a mall or some other
place where you can see a set of these in action,
unless you're in Wyoming, Because there are only two sets
in the entire state.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Would it be a set of Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Now we could guess.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well, y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line, We go to we get the winter, We
play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
We're only two your Tuesday, March eleventh, fature track from
the Big Show bed Box, mister Rubarb's History minute, the
history of beer, heedy words beer history here the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot Com. Right now, let's why
yeah live across America.
Speaker 13 (30:26):
It's John boyd Cheffkin Wow Wow man Now a man
who is never more than a few minutes away from
seeing a set of Hooters waitresses in action. He is
John Boy and Bank because I had to go inside.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Now let's say, hey, dude, Tony, I think we got
right here at a Vanceboro, North Carolina's at.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
You, Tony? Ask me John Moore, Hello, Mondy. How you
doing today?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
All doing good?
Speaker 11 (30:58):
Doing good?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Hope y'all sure are well? Tony?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
You got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning,
So uh.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Let me let me view this question here.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
So no matter where you are right now, chances are
you're only a few minutes away from the mall or
some of a place where you could see a set
of these in action unless you're in Wyoming, because there
are only two sets in the entire state. What you think, Tony, Man,
I ain't got no idea.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I ain't gonna be a wagon train.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Or something a wagon train, because surely you wouldn't see
one in Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Sure what, I'm making fun of it?
Speaker 5 (31:44):
You know, I'm don't always have us, all right, Tony,
just on the off that it's a wagon train, you know.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Cut that out for everybody else.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
So that's it.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
I tell you, if you get through, ya, if y'all
get through, and then you know you don't know the hand,
you don't hang up on Jackie.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Oh okay, toldy. We appreciate you so much, buddy. You
have a great rest of your day. All all right, buddy,
let's go to Richard. He's up in Hendersonville, North Carolina.
Good morning, Richard.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
How you doing that, buddy? We're all real good, all right, Richard,
you're shot at it.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
You probably can see a set of these in action
not traveling too far from your spot in Hendersonville, But
in Wyoming there are only two sets in the entire state.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
What do you think.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
Escalators?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Escalators? Let's see.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Small moving staircases.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
They scare you, but they say people who travel here
or places where they are from Wyoming where they don't
see these, have a hard time manipulating.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Both sets are in the city of Casper, Wyoming. One
is in the first Interstate Bank building and the other
is in Hilltop National Bank.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
So tourist spot. All right, A good word there, Hey,
wait to go there, Richard. We got your prize pot
to you, buddy.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Hang on, all right, appreciation, All right, We're gonna jump
out and catch you up on your news.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
On the other side from the rim off the front
of road.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
All right, good morning, let's make Sean a radio. Five
(34:30):
years ago today, the COVID nineteen virus declared a pandemic.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Our World Health Organization, we were here to help you through,
one day at a time.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Given a call to our agent, Murray, seemed to help.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
Oh well, hotel corporate home off top quality entertainment for
all kinds of livelive blah.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
What do you want ares.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
This, mister pasto?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
This is yeah, morning Seal. How's it going over there?
Speaker 15 (35:04):
As Mad Max would say, how you think it's going.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
As Hoyt would say, not too good, and as.
Speaker 15 (35:11):
My grandma says at church on Tuesday nights, being good.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Is this pandemic wearing you down?
Speaker 15 (35:19):
No, life is wearing me down. The pandemic is just
a big fat virus sitting cherry on the top.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh well, I guess it's pretty slow.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Probably since August tenth, nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
What happened then?
Speaker 15 (35:35):
That's today I started working here. Listen, I don't want
to give you the bum's rush, but okay, I kind
of do well.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Okay, no, prob can't we speak to Murray?
Speaker 15 (35:45):
Nothing would please me more?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (35:47):
Please, hey my, it's I'm sorry. Who did you say?
This is?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
You really don't remember us. You've been bugging us for
almost forty years?
Speaker 15 (35:57):
Oh hey, may I think the termide inspection guys, John Boy, Billy,
you know your oldest clients? Whatever you say? Hey Mary,
it's somebody else?
Speaker 10 (36:10):
Why?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Who? Hope?
Speaker 15 (36:12):
Please?
Speaker 10 (36:13):
He be right?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (36:16):
Jamb lovea mean it?
Speaker 15 (36:18):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
So you remembered us?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Well?
Speaker 10 (36:21):
Of course, I just thought who in the client list
looks the most like a pair of termite inspectors.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Sounds like things are still slow, right, now.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
I'm not gonna lie, babe. The talent agency is struggling,
but luckily we're still managing the Brushywood Business Park and
outlet mall on the side.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Are all the stores back open, well short of.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Some of our tenants have merged to save on rent
and expenses.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Like who well, let's see the.
Speaker 10 (36:53):
Indoor Pistol Range merged with two guys in a truck
and they changed their name to Moving Target. See what
they did there. The Home Furnishings Place brought out the
Veggie Burger restaurant. Now they're bed, bath and beyond meat.
(37:14):
The Western Store and the Discount Men's were placed, merged
and formed Garth Brooks Brothers. What else? Oh, we got
a place that sells women's fashions and serve sloppy joes
to their husbands while they wait. We call it Chico
and the Man Witch. That one goes way back. Got
(37:37):
that one? The Italian designer Fashion place is doing puppet
shows for the kids. They call it Yo Gabba Gabba Gabbana.
And of course, Pizza and Sunglass Huts, America's two most
beloved huts together at last. So we got a lot
(37:59):
of exciting things going on.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Good luck when all that, are you working on any
exciting new things for your two oldest clients?
Speaker 10 (38:06):
You mean the termite guy. Now, Oh sorry, babe. Nobody's
doing anything indoors with more than six people right now,
you know, And then there's two of you, so that
cuts down on the potential gigs a good bit. Hey,
don't give up. There's a vaccine right around the corner,
and there's always a chance people will start masking up
(38:28):
and washing their hands again there is, Well, no, not really,
but did I mention the vaccine is right around the corner. Oh,
and just remember what my dad used to say. You
can always depend on the American people to do the
right thing after they tried absolutely everything else.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Good.
Speaker 10 (38:47):
Be a while, Well, it depends on how you define
a while.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Six months, a year.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
Oh, in that case, it's going to be a long.
But don't worry, babe, you number one guys, the straw
that stirs my drinks, the little bottle of hand sanitizer,
keeping my jacket cut. Nothing is more important to me
than the success of Oh hold on, baby, big a
name on the other line. Hell, tell Rob Schneider, I'll
(39:15):
call him my back man.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
You're booking stuff for Rob Schneider.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
No, he's the manager at Pizza and Sunglass Cut. Listen,
I really need to take this. Hey, let's do a
zoom lunch later. Have your machine call my machine and
give my love to Bobby. Him too, and Jimbo call me.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Rodan's your Tuesday morning, March eleventh.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh, turn it over the mail. Hello friends, you, Joe,
your host.
Speaker 16 (40:08):
Bill Silver's here to edify, educate, and above all entertain
you as we mercilessly mock the thin skin cry baby
idiots on the left.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yes, it's true. I was born for this.
Speaker 16 (40:20):
Now, as you know, Trump is keeping his promise and
is gutting the bureaucracy like a rainbow trout. Smart people
are excited to finally see just how they've been screwed
for the last fifty years. Stupid people are crying and
whining that it's not fair. And a number of those
stupid people are now out of work. So where will
they go now? A company can only hire just so
many lazy, good for nothings. So for all you businesses
(40:42):
out there, here's a quick list of what to look
for in the right job applicant from the home office
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Speaker 1 (40:52):
Top ten list.
Speaker 16 (40:54):
The top ten signs that your applicant is conservative. Number
ten natural hair color. Number nine takes a swing at
you when you ask for their pronouns.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Number eight. They don't think children are sexy too soon.
Don't make that face data. Number seven, no face tattoos.
Number six less than thirty piercings.
Speaker 16 (41:28):
Number five doesn't feel triggered by the American flag. Number
four they're not on the sexual predators registry. Number three
shows up to work on time without needing arrest. Number
two the word Trump doesn't make them peepee in their
diving and the number one way to tell your job
(41:52):
applicant is conservative.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
They know which bathroom to use, so thirty is the
over under old piercing. Don't watch ot material off my pits.
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 17 (42:20):
Mama, all I wanted to do was have a let
us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a beardskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe button. Mama
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