March 11, 2025 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it has been five years since the World Health Organization officially proclaimed the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic - We’ll hear from Mad Max, Murray and Rev. Billy Ray Collins on the subject.. - Tater has a new edition of What to Watch.. - Mark Packer has an update on College Sports.. - Dingo Boy reappears by request.. - and Mr. Rhubarb enlightens us with the History of Beer…
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's a big show on the radio where we're talking
about it was exactly five years ago today at COVID
nineteen declared the pandemic. Still five years Elon Musk still
trying to get people to go back into office. It
wasn't that's weird. I told you that five years And
what Elon Gaminy later cars got you all right, Well,
(00:45):
that was the start of working at home. Was kind
of tough to get people going back. Seeing through this
Big Show Top ten list, Billy.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, post pandemic tourism is kind of off to a
slow start in America's so far, but things will turn
around eventually, and America's state tourism people want to be ready.
Here's what they've been working on. Some of these are
a little rough. Today's Big Show Top ten list. The
top ten post pandemic state tourism slogans. Number ten Florida
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COVID SCHMOVID. Number nine Georgia first in places you could
finally get a haircut again. Number eight South Carolina. We
hear Bill Murray lives around here somewhere. Number seven Arkansas.
Cousins are good for practice. Number six Kansas, last in hills,
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first in your bracket. Number five Ohio worth leaving Indiana
for number four Alabama.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
We beat your.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Schools at football, You beat our schools at school. Three
North Carolina. Use whichever bathroom you want, because frankly, we're
tired of talking about it. Number two Colorado, Come for
the weed, Stay for the weed. And the number one
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new state motto Mississippi. Hey, y'all, watch.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
This good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up,
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Speaker 1 (02:47):
Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Verse.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, five years ago pandemic was declared.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's all over. How about a call to our ancient Murray.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Well, good morning Nerd John one Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
This is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent full of gospel, Pennycostal Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
this old coronavirus pandemic has stirred the pot in America
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like nobody has ever seen before. And as awful as
it's been, in a lot of ways, the Covert nineteen
has taught us a thing or two that might end
up being good for us if you think about it.
For example, folks it ain't washed their hands right in
forty years have picked up the basic hygiene skills that
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was supposed to learn back in the third grade. Dealing
with four hundred percent more Amazon boxes a week has
got us checking into how efficient our local recycling programs is.
We got a whole lot better at respecting people's personal
space so we don't get a knuckle sandwich in the
checkout line at the Walmart. And folks with kids has
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learned to set up a webcam right so the video
don't freeze with a dumb look on their face when
they're doing that virtual zoom. School, you know, every one
of them skills is something that'll come in handy even
after the Covert nineteen is finally under control. So there
is good news today. And speaking of school, we know
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the last year or so has been a real booger
for folks raising school age youngins at Zoom deal can
be a mighty sorry substitute for in person learning for
some kids. If you ain't got the end person part,
it makes the learning part a whole lot harder. The
Sword of Joshua Pennecultural Day School has muddled our way
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through it like everybody else, and now we finally get
a chance to use our new technocracy skills versus something
that young folks might actually enjoy. Because it's prom season.
This might be another good thing about the pandemic. Not
as many junior senior proms. The hazards addressing up your
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daughter like the horror battlogs from wormy looking horn dog
in a rented TuS Can slipper a mini bottle full
of alcohol behind the gym might not be much of
a problem this year. Oh but we still got a
big spring social event for school ade youngins over here.
It's the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Day
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School Virtual Prom and Bible Conference, happening Saturday night, May
the eighth point and click your way onto the live
feed and you can enjoy the biblically accurate and plumb
undanceable sounds of the Peckerwood Brothers court hands with Sister
Wilhelm Menor the only thing you're young and'll be shaken
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is their finger in the face of the backsliders. And
since the kids will be at home, refreshments will be
provided by you with a little help from that fifteen
percent off coupon we're giving you for Oscar Meyer lunchables
at your local food Genie. And of course we'll keep
the evening off with a Bible beaten gospel presentation from
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Doctor George Beverly DiAngelo from the Tongues of Fire Pennycoastal
Temple in Horse Apple, oklahomer. This year's theme Abstinence makes
the Heart grow Fonder. Doctor d reminds young folks that
sex is one of the most dangerous, diabolical and degrading
activities in the whole world, and you should always save
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it for somebody that you really love. An unforgettable eating
in a Bible based remote entertainment and exhortation is yours
for the incredible low price of just nine to ninety
five a head. Reserve your virtual spot in line right
now by calling us at one eight hundred yes amen,
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or you can sign up online at www dot Sword
of Joshua dot com Splash proms slash ht. You know
what if I, y'all, I just call us.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
On the phone.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Our mind's made up, but our virtual doors wide open.
Here at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycolsial Assembly,
just off State Road twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Three on the Frontage Road.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
This here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you. And
it's time to turn. So you don't burn John Boyn
Billy y'all keep them straight up by.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
The Mason dog on't bye, y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
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Tractor prizepag in one eight hundred Big Show. Come on,
we'll play next.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's a big show on the radio World. It to
you Tuesday and March eleventh, My future try from the
Big Show, Big Box A Mister Rubard history minute and
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Speaker 1 (08:35):
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We'll call you, work with you right now.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's beating the block and our contestant is Paul out
of Love of at Georgia.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Good morning, Paul, Hey, John Boy, Hall, Hey, Lo Boddy.
We're all good. Welcome in hell amongst us. As Data said, no,
rare Mark, Well, you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Know, do ask Marcia's some questions. You agree or disagree,
get two bells for two buzzers, and you win. Okay,
I agree, all right, it was a good practice. So, Tater,
what is the first thing you should do when you
remove your bathing suit?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
You shout, I was at the pool.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I don't think it matter so much for women.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
If I said you you should rinse that out in
cold water.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Rinse it out in cold water. Well sounds specific, Paul,
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I don't think I'll have to agree with that, John.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Boy, sounds right, doesn't it?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It does?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yes, She's all over it.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, get the chlorine or salt wherever you've been swimming
that suit all ride, Paul with the bell And now
to the ancient Romans we go. Okay, it was most
prized and precious fruit of all the ancient Romans.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
What was it was that Agusta Caesar?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Hey, the' the one that had the salad named after salad?
I love it.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That would be the apple, John Boy, the.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Apple it was to the ancient romans. Paul agree or disagrees.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well, I think I'll agree again.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
All right, man, Just like that Paul LS tractor prize back,
head down a lofaette for you.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
That's great.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
I really need that tractor.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Come all, Paul, you hang on with Jagget think you
about it?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh yeah, Jackie breaking to Paul down Love Georgia is
is not a whole tractor, hellous tractor.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Start blue and stay blue. We'll give you some swag.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Warm you up on it.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Check it out. You look like your own one that does.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Love. What's that? H m hm hmm.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (12:04):
I told you, anytime you come around the New York area,
will you take care of us. I'm gonna have to
because both of you will get killed if you go
by yourself.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
You normally when somebody says if you come to New York,
I'll take care of you.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, come on over.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I got some people El Dorado.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, this is my friend Tony. Don't worry about nothing.
Speaker 13 (12:21):
Getting in the car.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
We'll see you later.
Speaker 12 (12:23):
You better tell Randy you're gonna be late for Monday
show though, Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Like hanging out with you know, Donnie Brasco or something.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, and you know, did you see that movie?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah? Yeah, I actually sell out.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I mean it was incredible. Was like talking to my family.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Because every other.
Speaker 12 (12:38):
Word was we'll forget about it, and it'll forget about
hey it, we'll forget about it. Because if you looked
that up in the dictionary, it says see by the
being by the boom, right.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Right, So so forget about it? What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
What do you need to forget about it? Don't worry
about it?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
It means anything you wanted to mean like another little
hawk and mean hello goodbye.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 12 (12:59):
It can mean what you could say to someone you
have a good time list night, I forget about it.
So it's like equivalent of duh huh, it's it's it
means unbelievable. It means don't worry about it. It means
it's none of your business.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Shut up, shut out my face. Sometimes it actually means
forget about it, right.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Sometimes it means Randy, just get out of this. Sometimes
it means that you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I like Brooklyn being botty boom.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
That means that means forget about it, forget forget about it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's like a loop we're calling it.
Speaker 12 (13:35):
I have no I really I tried. And here's another
thing of Brooklyn. People say not for nothing, not for nothing. Hey, hey,
you know, not for nothing? But you know that don't
make no sense at all. Do you know how grammatically
incorrect that is. Look I'm talking to John. Yeah, really, no,
(13:58):
I don't know what that means, not not for nothing,
forget about it. I don't know what those things mean.
But that's a typical Brooklyn thing. And lately I've been
traveling a lot and people have been coming up to
me and telling me that there is a similarity between
the Boston accent and the Brooklyn accent. And I can't
see the similarity because I have friends from Boston, and
when I'm with them, I have no idea what they're
talking about.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I was with them two months ago, Steve command, I
got to go to a bath. I said, what is it, comman,
we got to go to a bath? I said, it
shows a good place where there's a lot of sheep.
I'm not interested. Come on, Steve, let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Patty.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I don't have to go partty, even if I didn't
go by myself. Really, that's it's incredible. I don't I
have to tell them to slow down.
Speaker 12 (14:39):
They say car right, they packed the car wada. Well,
the Kennedys are from that area. You know, Ted Kennedy
parked the car in the water because he went to
a bad and then.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Too much of a patty.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
Patty.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
And see.
Speaker 12 (14:56):
I always say, you know when you're talking to somebody
from Brooklyn, just New York and Manhattan, Brooklyn, You know
when you're talking to somebody from Brooklyn, because every time
they talk to you, it will always repeat your name, you.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Tony, Hey doing Tony?
Speaker 11 (15:09):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Hey, Bobby, Hey doing Bobby.
Speaker 12 (15:11):
Okay, unless they're not too bright, then it's like, hey, Joey,
how are you, Louie, Hey, Freddy, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Frankie? Okay, Kay, you're looking good.
Speaker 12 (15:19):
That's so true, man, Yeah, that's why. And people say
Brooklyn people have attitudes. I'm really sick of hearing that.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I mean, we do.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
If I hear one more guy say that.
Speaker 12 (15:31):
If I hear one more guy tell me to have
an attitude, I'm going to stab him in a heart
with a pancher my father.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Don't do that on purpose. Huh, you do no purpose.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
It just come nat This comes naturally to have an attitude.
It's because of the environment it gives.
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Everything is so fast paced, and that's why if you
ever notice, I know you people can't see this on
the air, but you know when people from Brooklyn they're
always moving around, that's.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Because they're dodging bullets. They don't trust somebody who might
be in back. Hey, hey, I swear it.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
Okay, Hey Tommy, Hey, don't do that to almost give
me a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Forget about it. You know, I'm telling you. That's the
way it is.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
It's a very I was brought up in the neighborhood
where if you went to the neighborhood, McDonald's was like
cover me, I'm going for fries.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
You know, that's how.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Bad it was. It was like mob Yeah it was.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
It was you know, gangs, and it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Of girl scouts and everybody.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
And that was the brownies. By a cookie or a stab.
You low life.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But really, I mean, you're sweet, and there's some sweet
people up there. I guess it's just kind of misunderstand.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That's another thing you should never never say sweet.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
Never never go into New York and say excuse me,
can you give me directions?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
And when they give it, don't.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
Ever go see that was sweet of you, because you'll
wind up with a nice pick in the back of
your head.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
You know, how was this was that sweet for you?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
There?
Speaker 9 (16:51):
Power?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
How does that?
Speaker 9 (16:52):
You?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Sweetie hat?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I'd give you sweet?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Forget about it.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I get you sweet. That's another I got you sweet
right here. That's not see.
Speaker 12 (17:04):
I have a book because I'm from Brooklyn. I just
wrote a motivational book. It's called Hey, motivate this, that's.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
What it's called. Of God, I swear it's coming out.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
It's a good book and it's really filled with a
lot of intense stuff and it's very funny.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Motivate this. That's about that.
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Well, it's all about acquiring an attitude and this whole
philosophy ABU. Having an attitude means is that you need
one today in order to survive. And it doesn't necessarily
mean you have to be, you know, rude, but you
need that edge, which is why I love cats. See,
because every cat in the world has a Brooklyn attitude.
And if you have a cat, you know what I'm
talking about. They walk around like the gods give to
the animal kingdom. If cats could talk, they go meow,
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meow about bing.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Me out right. Hey, I'm walking here, I'm walking here.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
John boyan Dilly, he's dumb as dirt, bless his heart.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Morning read yell dumb right, Good Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It's a big Shawn radio about twenty minutes away from
sports with a bat many is.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Is time.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
It is conference tournament time and collegiate men's basketball.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
We'll be dealing with in millers right now. Let's act.
Speaker 14 (18:46):
Yes, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode
The Honeymoon. As our story opens, newlyweds Martin and Penny
Feesley are getting ready for their first night of their honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
If you want my booty and you think I'm suckx sye,
come on baby, be my oh honey, your flight to.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Heaven is ready for take off.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Bang bang boom. I just hope it's not going to
be a short flight.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Penny.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Tonight you are flying first class. But before we air quote,
get down to business. It's time to lay some ground.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Rum, have some ground rule. Yes here, try these.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
On, but these are your paying that's right, Martin. You
know I can't wear your paying.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's right, and don't you ever forget it. I wear
the pants in this family.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
Oh well, what in the world are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Out Penny. I am the breadwinner, the rule maker, and
the king of the castle. Now that I have had
my say.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You may pleasure your king.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Hold on, hold on just one second there, your majesty,
how about you do me a favor and try these
all your pennies?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Are you serious? They're tiny? I can never get into
your pennies.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
And that's how it's gonna be until your attitude changes.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Bang bang boom.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Now, baldy, you're coin.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the skeezy
old hotel manager watching through the peepholes say.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 13 (20:33):
That is great good more than everybody if my big
show family yours.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Thank you for listening. Your listen news what a sports
coming up?
Speaker 14 (20:45):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Listen, Nicky beat yerk fad about you?
Speaker 15 (20:52):
Pot lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors
noted John boyd Billy at the Big show. You know,
I just a guest star on the play House in
the official mascot from mister populist Pizza run.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
That's just a tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 15 (21:07):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, all right, man.
You know, finish of the race and Phoenix over the weekend,
you know, finish for me?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, you call it.
Speaker 13 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Pick Christopher Bell to win three in a row. He
sure did. Las Vegas is up. Kyle Larson won the
Vegas Race last year, the Vegas Spring Race, and we'll
see what happens there. We'll get Doug Rice as input. Yeah,
got Doug didn't have anything to do with it because
(22:19):
he was on Christopher Bell too, said he got to
pick him to these shows. You know he ain't gonna
do it. Man, You're wrong, right with the toy Yota
number twenty? Sure enough, man, All right, So Las Vegas
is this weekend. We'll talk to Doug on Thursday. I
think he said he is. He is going on down
to Vegas even though this is his first retired year.
(22:40):
Maybe he can just pick the weekends he wants to
travel out of.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Change the trip a little.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, all right, and Christopher Bell wins, Denny Hamblin he
knows him out, and Kyle Larson was third, Josh Berry
Chris Bushers fifth. The rest of the top ten in
Phoenix was William Byron, Alex Bowman, Kyle Busch is, Zane Smith,
and then Chase Elliott was there. William Byron leads the
(23:05):
points standings right now, ri Christopher Bell, Tyler Reddick, Ryan Blaining,
Chase Elliott your tough five, all right, I guess him
more than Dougie. On Thursday, we got some from the
pac Man in minutes College basketball time.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
It's a big show.
Speaker 11 (23:22):
Rolls on.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
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league with our man every week at a Pacman Times.
We're just gonna wind up well. This morning is Tuesday,
because we got a big ACC Men's tournament kicking off
this week, and he's here, pac Man, you are the one.
Good morning Sun.
Speaker 16 (24:02):
Good morning john Boy. Remember when we were growing up
in the state of North Carolina, you get to the
ACC tournament, Man, if you were in school, assuming we
still were in school, Johnny, Yes, they would roll out
those TVs. We'd watch the tournament in school as a kid.
That was just part of what That's the way it.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Was in the state of North Carolina, going up on
the back road game.
Speaker 16 (24:21):
That's exactly that's exactly right. So it's go time around
the country with most of the major conferences playing this week.
But you bring up the ACC and again, Duke is
the number one team in the country down the AP
pole which came out yesterday. They're also the number one
seed in the ACC. And Johnny, you start looking at
the ACC again. This is the seventy first conference tournaments,
(24:41):
the fourteenth time it's been in Charlotte. Duke has won
four of the last five ACC tournaments that have been
played in the Queen City of Charlotte. But it's going
to be the thirteenth straight year, or should I say
the thirteenth straight tournament that we do not have a
repeat winner because a year ago, John boy, it was
in c State. Remember they won five games and five days.
(25:03):
Kevin Keats cuts down the nets and then they're off
and running. They ended up going to the Final four.
Kevin Keats got fired on Sunday. It just shows you
how crazy the world is. A year ago there on
top of it, and now he's out of a job.
On Sunday, we'll pack looking for new coach. But Duke's
the team to beat the ACC. Clemson and Louisville had
great years. We'll see what they can do again again.
(25:24):
Clemson beat Duke. They're the only team in the league
that beat the Blue Devils during the regular season. Clemson's
a three seed, Louisville's the two seed. But all the
pressure quite frankly, he is going to be on teams
like North Carolina and Wake Forest and SMU. They got
to win and they're gonna have to beat somebody with
a pulse to get one of those coveted Quad one
wins to get into the big Dance on Selection Sunday
(25:47):
coming up this weekend. So that's where all the pressure
will be from that perspective. But Duke is certainly the
team to beat in the ACC. Then the flip side
of the SEC. Auburn lost two games last week. Bruce
Pearls team has been fantastic. They dropped the number three
in the AP poll. But man, the SEC tournament is
gonna be unbelievable. Auburn, Florida, Bama, Tennessee. The list goes
(26:09):
on and on. They have had the best regular season
to date. Now it's tournament time. SEC's gonna probably get
a dozen teams maybe even more into the Big Dance
coming up on Sunday. But that is going to be
a great, great conference tournament. Again, a lot of action
in Charlotte, but they keep an eye on the SEC
tournament because again, every single game should be a fish
(26:30):
should be great.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
That's something. Well, so what about the tar Heels. Did
their chances go down when they couldn't beat Duke?
Speaker 16 (26:38):
Yeah, they had to listen. They're up seven in the
second half, crowds going crazy, RG Davis making a ton
of shots, he got all the momentum in the world.
About twelve minutes ago. Duke said Okay, our turn, and
they just thumped them. I mean they end up winning
the game by thirteen and quite frankly, the way the
brackets work Johnny. Again, assuming that you expect Wake Force
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got to double by, Carolin's going have to probably play
Pittsburgh in all likelihood they had two tough games in
the regular season. But assuming Carolina wins that game North,
Carolin's gonna play wake Forest, and the winner of that
game then will play Duke. So it's really simple the
two teams, like I mentioned, Wake in Carolina, whatever they
(27:20):
they they'll figure it out. But one of them is
going to have to beat Duke this week and Charlotte
in my opinion, to get into the NCAA tournament. So again,
like I said, that's where the pressure will mount for
teams on the bubble. Somebody's gonna have to beat Duke.
And again, neither one of them are gonna get a
chance to see Clemson or Louisville unless they get to
the final game, and assuming Clemson and Louisville is still
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standing two in the championship. So again a lot of
pressure this week. But Duke's the team to beat in
the ACC side, and the SEC tournament is just going
to be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
All right, body, Well, we are grown up now, but
we can still watch the ACC tournament at word, just
like we did about that.
Speaker 16 (28:02):
Well, listen, they're crazy enough now to pay me to go.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Why yeah, you gotta you gotta body?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
All right, pack Well, let's enjoy the A c C tournament.
Now town is Charlotte, dere body will catch up next week.
Speaker 16 (28:15):
Sounds good to jump for you?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Goodn't that is? That is a man Mark Packer, the
A c C network of the Big ESPN catch them
on the television four pm weekdays. Now, it's gonna be
all over all week long. All right, dad, Well, let's
play our game of wordy word for the assortment of
swag from World Lawn More's one eight hundred Big Show.
We'll get a couple of contestants play next. Good morning,
(29:00):
and that's a big sean a radio running through your Tuesday,
March eleventh. That's a rule Barb's history minute to our
feature track for the bid bo Hag A share old
rull be with you right now.
Speaker 13 (29:14):
Let's fly awat everybody's head about the bed like a.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Birdy word, not a worthy word. Let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
We got Harold from Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Good morning, Harold, Good morning, how are you we all do? Boddy?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Welcome in here. Hey, we got you James from Floyd, Virginia.
Good morning, James.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Good what yoh?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Y'all got that country store a pair of place of bluegrass?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Oh yeah, sir, come.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
On back, man, that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I got some of some boys up pair of like
my brothers, little brothers up there in Virginia. I met
at the.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Beach and had them.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Good man, good, you know I can take that out right.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, let's go and play a game here.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Let me see why I can get my mind back
in because me and Harold are on one team. He'd
appreciate that, right, of course, Tater and James on their side.
I did, James. You relax me and Harold for the
first thirty seconds. All right, Harold, you ready, buddy?
Speaker 8 (30:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
First, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Now we are blank beings.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
The opposite of on is oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right. This is a guy that'll make a suit
for you. I have a suit made by the tailor. Yes,
uh huh. Don't pay for that. Don't blanket, You're not
a thief. Don't blanket.
Speaker 16 (30:46):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yes, A volcano does this when it goes off, that's what.
Speaker 11 (30:50):
They call it.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
All right, you put these on your bed before you
put the blanket on it.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, Harold, look at you getting never one. Well there
that was on the board.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I know it feels good, don't it?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
By riders James and Tayter for their round one?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
James?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
You ready, body, okay, let's go, all right, start the
clock now.
Speaker 9 (31:16):
I was taught to blank my elders, don't bind, don't
diss them, but you need to do this. Yes, an
ice cream blank, it could be sugar, it could be waffled.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Take me to the theater.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I want to watch a what movie?
Speaker 15 (31:33):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
I play the eighty eight keys? You play this instrument
keyboard Liberaci plate one.
Speaker 16 (31:42):
The keyboard, it's a piano.
Speaker 15 (31:44):
Yes, uh you uh?
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Oh it's blanky blanky.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
All right, four on the board.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Four as good as a section four after round one? Okay,
still any out of his game here? All right, Harold?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right, we are up on that heart and you ready, Harold,
I'm ready, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Just get blanky blanky out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Word all right, there we go, bread there starting the clock.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Now, when you haven't been together for a while and
you get together, oh you did this. You're like got
back together you uh blanky blanky and it feels so good?
Sorry uh so? Uh uh no, it's like you're you
you haven't been together, so you are you're a couple again.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No, look in the nice note.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
They did they they got back together, You got back
I know I should have gave it away, dog gone it. Well,
let's say Taylor's had a chance to think about it.
Let's don't give her any more chance. Harold's still leading
by two James two, will tie, three, will win?
Speaker 9 (33:00):
Ready go blanky blanky and it feels so good. You know,
like you have a family blank. What's a family hat?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
When you all get to.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
You have your family gets all back together, it's called
a what right? And what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
You?
Speaker 9 (33:20):
You have all gotten back to blank? It's part of
that word. It's part of that. It's part of the
word reunion. You uh come too?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yes, Wow, he got reunited at the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That was one you lost my one.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yes, Harold went sixty five, reunite, reunite.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
All right.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I'm glad you got down to.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Twenty four hours and that was facing me tomorrow, James, James,
you can try again anytime, buddy, Try again.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Anytime. Appreciate you it.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
There's enough air and Floyd, I buddy, Harold, look at
you down Spartanburg. You got a big Old World Lawnmowers
prize pack for you.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Victory Brother got six on the first.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Try, said body, good morning, I got the big shoulder radio.
Time for big requests, George Murray, there's enough George, you
know what you wrote. You said, my favorite is Dingo
Boy one and two. Play one of them, please, Dingo Boys.
So you're the one, George.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Good.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
We'll get it for you coming up next. Yeah, for
(35:06):
the make shows on the radios, hon'd be like to
hear around this time. Let us know the John Warbiller
Facebook page. Go ahead, do that, your listener. George Murray
got his favorite. Dingo Boy.
Speaker 17 (35:26):
Found my wild Dingo's and the elk back that they
lived in.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
His parents had been murdered, and.
Speaker 17 (35:31):
Now dingoes are his kids. Dingo's taught him hunting, and
Dingo's taught him pride. Dingos made his diapers out of
gopher hide. Run on, Dingle Boy, Run on, Dingle Boy,
Dingo Boy, Run.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Dingo What are you doing here? Dingo boy? Me searching
for man who killed parents? Well, he not in his pub.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Need water?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Then you know we don't serve your kind here, Dingo boy.
Speaker 18 (36:10):
Here you can have some of mine.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Look at him, he looked like.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
Have name hit.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Dingo boy. Wit, Dingo Boy, I like you to meet buck.
Speaker 18 (36:27):
Watch out. He's got a knife.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
You killed him, Dingo boy, you'll hang for this, hel please?
Why Dingo Dingo boy must flee?
Speaker 18 (36:50):
Didn't you with your Dingo boy?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I cannot, but I love you, Dingle boy. Dingo Boy
will consult elders in dream sequence, Dingle.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Boy, Dingle boy, yours is a solitary journey filled with
much danger.
Speaker 19 (37:13):
You must go alone, alone alone. It been decided I
go alone.
Speaker 18 (37:26):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I give a hell of a belly rup?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Oh yeah, boyd joy is good.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yes, you will be my bitch. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Run on, Dingle boy, Run long, Dingle Boy, Dingle Boy, run.
Speaker 18 (38:00):
Jaco mor.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Will
feature track for the Big Show. Mid Box Mister Rubarb's
History Minute. He words beer history. Thank you, welime me
to beat Hello Americans, Welcome to the History Minute. I'm
your host, mister Rhubarb. Today's topic inventions. There have been
(38:53):
many inventions that change the history of mankind. Today, we're
going to talk about the number one most important invention
of all time. It's called beer.
Speaker 12 (39:04):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (39:04):
Really, really, I wouldn't take up all this time nonsense.
No one knows who brewed the first beer, but it
happened thousands of years ago. It was a pretty big
hit right away. In fact, throughout history, beer is the
reason that almost everything else in the world got invented.
(39:27):
For example, in the early days of beer, there were
no cans or bottles to put it in. Humans realized
that to have a steady supply of beer they needed
to stay fairly close to a brewery.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Brewery.
Speaker 13 (39:42):
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer. After hunting food all day, man invented
something called the wheel. But some men weren't good at
hunting as the rest. They learned to live off the
(40:03):
regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching, and hairstyling.
Soon these men evolved into a strange new half man
half woman called the Liberals. Nice to hear from the
peanut section pree. Liberals weren't nearly as clever as real men,
(40:24):
but they too came up with many important ideas, like
the domestication of cats, group therapy, group hugs, and the
first government. Liberals invented government so they could be in
charge of dividing up all the food and beer that
the real men went out and produced are as liberals
(40:47):
call it spreading the wealth around. Today, real men have
jobs like lumberjacks, construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers, pretty much
anyone who actually works for a living. Their political symbol
is the elephant, because it's the biggest and most powerful
land animal in the world. Meanwhile, liberals work as newspaper reporters,
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Hollywood movie makers, personal injury attorneys, and basically anyone who
makes a living sponging off what real men do for
a living. Their political symbol is the jackass, because that's
who most of them vote for. But despite their differences,
even today, real men and liberals still enjoy beer. Real
(41:37):
men drink mostly Budweiser and cores. Liberals get their beer
the same place they get most of their bad ideas,
from Europe, and that's our salute to beer. The invention
that invented the rest of the world. This has been
mister Rhubarb's history minute. This is mister Rhubarb and I
(41:58):
am history.
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Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio where we're talking
about it was exactly five years ago today at COVID
nineteen declared the pandemic. Still five years Elon Musk still
trying to get people to go back into office. It
wasn't that's weird. I told you that five years And
what Elon Gaminy later cars got you all right, Well,
(00:45):
that was the start of working at home. Was kind
of tough to get people going back. Seeing through this
Big Show Top ten list, Billy.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, post pandemic tourism is kind of off to a
slow start in America's so far, but things will turn
around eventually, and America's state tourism people want to be ready.
Here's what they've been working on. Some of these are
a little rough. Today's Big Show Top ten list. The
top ten post pandemic state tourism slogans. Number ten Florida
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COVID SCHMOVID. Number nine Georgia first in places you could
finally get a haircut again. Number eight South Carolina. We
hear Bill Murray lives around here somewhere. Number seven Arkansas.
Cousins are good for practice. Number six Kansas, last in hills,
(01:43):
first in your bracket. Number five Ohio worth leaving Indiana
for number four Alabama.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
We beat your.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Schools at football, You beat our schools at school. Three
North Carolina. Use whichever bathroom you want, because frankly, we're
tired of talking about it. Number two Colorado, Come for
the weed, Stay for the weed. And the number one
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new state motto Mississippi. Hey, y'all, watch.
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Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Verse.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, five years ago pandemic was declared.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's all over. How about a call to our ancient Murray.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Well, good morning Nerd John one Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
This is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent full of gospel, Pennycostal Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
this old coronavirus pandemic has stirred the pot in America
(03:20):
like nobody has ever seen before. And as awful as
it's been, in a lot of ways, the Covert nineteen
has taught us a thing or two that might end
up being good for us if you think about it.
For example, folks it ain't washed their hands right in
forty years have picked up the basic hygiene skills that
(03:43):
was supposed to learn back in the third grade. Dealing
with four hundred percent more Amazon boxes a week has
got us checking into how efficient our local recycling programs is.
We got a whole lot better at respecting people's personal
space so we don't get a knuckle sandwich in the
checkout line at the Walmart. And folks with kids has
(04:07):
learned to set up a webcam right so the video
don't freeze with a dumb look on their face when
they're doing that virtual zoom. School, you know, every one
of them skills is something that'll come in handy even
after the Covert nineteen is finally under control. So there
is good news today. And speaking of school, we know
(04:30):
the last year or so has been a real booger
for folks raising school age youngins at Zoom deal can
be a mighty sorry substitute for in person learning for
some kids. If you ain't got the end person part,
it makes the learning part a whole lot harder. The
Sword of Joshua Pennecultural Day School has muddled our way
(04:52):
through it like everybody else, and now we finally get
a chance to use our new technocracy skills versus something
that young folks might actually enjoy. Because it's prom season.
This might be another good thing about the pandemic. Not
as many junior senior proms. The hazards addressing up your
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daughter like the horror battlogs from wormy looking horn dog
in a rented TuS Can slipper a mini bottle full
of alcohol behind the gym might not be much of
a problem this year. Oh but we still got a
big spring social event for school ade youngins over here.
It's the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Day
(05:36):
School Virtual Prom and Bible Conference, happening Saturday night, May
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(06:21):
Doctor George Beverly DiAngelo from the Tongues of Fire Pennycoastal
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the Heart grow Fonder. Doctor d reminds young folks that
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activities in the whole world, and you should always save
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Speaker 6 (07:19):
On the phone.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Our mind's made up, but our virtual doors wide open.
Here at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycolsial Assembly,
just off State Road twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Three on the Frontage Road.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
This here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you. And
it's time to turn. So you don't burn John Boyn
Billy y'all keep them straight up by.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
The Mason dog on't bye, y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
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Tractor prizepag in one eight hundred Big Show. Come on,
we'll play next.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's a big show on the radio World. It to
you Tuesday and March eleventh, My future try from the
Big Show, Big Box A Mister Rubard history minute and
it's a history of beer. A few words beer history
of the bid Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Click got on their God thiss button, can't get there.
We'll call you, work with you right now.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's beating the block and our contestant is Paul out
of Love of at Georgia.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Good morning, Paul, Hey, John Boy, Hall, Hey, Lo Boddy.
We're all good. Welcome in hell amongst us. As Data said, no,
rare Mark, Well, you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Know, do ask Marcia's some questions. You agree or disagree,
get two bells for two buzzers, and you win. Okay,
I agree, all right, it was a good practice. So, Tater,
what is the first thing you should do when you
remove your bathing suit?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
You shout, I was at the pool.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I don't think it matter so much for women.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
If I said you you should rinse that out in
cold water.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Rinse it out in cold water. Well sounds specific, Paul,
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I don't think I'll have to agree with that, John.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Boy, sounds right, doesn't it?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It does?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yes, She's all over it.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, get the chlorine or salt wherever you've been swimming
that suit all ride, Paul with the bell And now
to the ancient Romans we go. Okay, it was most
prized and precious fruit of all the ancient Romans.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
What was it was that Agusta Caesar?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Hey, the' the one that had the salad named after salad?
I love it.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That would be the apple, John Boy, the.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Apple it was to the ancient romans. Paul agree or disagrees.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well, I think I'll agree again.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
All right, man, Just like that Paul LS tractor prize back,
head down a lofaette for you.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
That's great.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
I really need that tractor.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Come all, Paul, you hang on with Jagget think you
about it?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh yeah, Jackie breaking to Paul down Love Georgia is
is not a whole tractor, hellous tractor.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Start blue and stay blue. We'll give you some swag.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Warm you up on it.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Check it out. You look like your own one that does.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Love. What's that? H m hm hmm.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (12:04):
I told you, anytime you come around the New York area,
will you take care of us. I'm gonna have to
because both of you will get killed if you go
by yourself.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
You normally when somebody says if you come to New York,
I'll take care of you.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, come on over.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I got some people El Dorado.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, this is my friend Tony. Don't worry about nothing.
Speaker 13 (12:21):
Getting in the car.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
We'll see you later.
Speaker 12 (12:23):
You better tell Randy you're gonna be late for Monday
show though, Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Like hanging out with you know, Donnie Brasco or something.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, and you know, did you see that movie?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah? Yeah, I actually sell out.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I mean it was incredible. Was like talking to my family.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Because every other.
Speaker 12 (12:38):
Word was we'll forget about it, and it'll forget about
hey it, we'll forget about it. Because if you looked
that up in the dictionary, it says see by the
being by the boom, right.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Right, So so forget about it? What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
What do you need to forget about it? Don't worry
about it?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
It means anything you wanted to mean like another little
hawk and mean hello goodbye.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 12 (12:59):
It can mean what you could say to someone you
have a good time list night, I forget about it.
So it's like equivalent of duh huh, it's it's it
means unbelievable. It means don't worry about it. It means
it's none of your business.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Shut up, shut out my face. Sometimes it actually means
forget about it, right.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Sometimes it means Randy, just get out of this. Sometimes
it means that you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I like Brooklyn being botty boom.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
That means that means forget about it, forget forget about it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's like a loop we're calling it.
Speaker 12 (13:35):
I have no I really I tried. And here's another
thing of Brooklyn. People say not for nothing, not for nothing. Hey, hey,
you know, not for nothing? But you know that don't
make no sense at all. Do you know how grammatically
incorrect that is. Look I'm talking to John. Yeah, really, no,
(13:58):
I don't know what that means, not not for nothing,
forget about it. I don't know what those things mean.
But that's a typical Brooklyn thing. And lately I've been
traveling a lot and people have been coming up to
me and telling me that there is a similarity between
the Boston accent and the Brooklyn accent. And I can't
see the similarity because I have friends from Boston, and
when I'm with them, I have no idea what they're
talking about.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I was with them two months ago, Steve command, I
got to go to a bath. I said, what is it, comman,
we got to go to a bath? I said, it
shows a good place where there's a lot of sheep.
I'm not interested. Come on, Steve, let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Patty.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I don't have to go partty, even if I didn't
go by myself. Really, that's it's incredible. I don't I
have to tell them to slow down.
Speaker 12 (14:39):
They say car right, they packed the car wada. Well,
the Kennedys are from that area. You know, Ted Kennedy
parked the car in the water because he went to
a bad and then.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Too much of a patty.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
Patty.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
And see.
Speaker 12 (14:56):
I always say, you know when you're talking to somebody
from Brooklyn, just New York and Manhattan, Brooklyn, You know
when you're talking to somebody from Brooklyn, because every time
they talk to you, it will always repeat your name, you.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Tony, Hey doing Tony?
Speaker 11 (15:09):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Hey, Bobby, Hey doing Bobby.
Speaker 12 (15:11):
Okay, unless they're not too bright, then it's like, hey, Joey,
how are you, Louie, Hey, Freddy, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Frankie? Okay, Kay, you're looking good.
Speaker 12 (15:19):
That's so true, man, Yeah, that's why. And people say
Brooklyn people have attitudes. I'm really sick of hearing that.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I mean, we do.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
If I hear one more guy say that.
Speaker 12 (15:31):
If I hear one more guy tell me to have
an attitude, I'm going to stab him in a heart
with a pancher my father.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Don't do that on purpose. Huh, you do no purpose.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
It just come nat This comes naturally to have an attitude.
It's because of the environment it gives.
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Everything is so fast paced, and that's why if you
ever notice, I know you people can't see this on
the air, but you know when people from Brooklyn they're
always moving around, that's.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Because they're dodging bullets. They don't trust somebody who might
be in back. Hey, hey, I swear it.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
Okay, Hey Tommy, Hey, don't do that to almost give
me a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Forget about it. You know, I'm telling you. That's the
way it is.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
It's a very I was brought up in the neighborhood
where if you went to the neighborhood, McDonald's was like
cover me, I'm going for fries.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
You know, that's how.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Bad it was. It was like mob Yeah it was.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
It was you know, gangs, and it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Of girl scouts and everybody.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
And that was the brownies. By a cookie or a stab.
You low life.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But really, I mean, you're sweet, and there's some sweet
people up there. I guess it's just kind of misunderstand.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That's another thing you should never never say sweet.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
Never never go into New York and say excuse me,
can you give me directions?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
And when they give it, don't.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
Ever go see that was sweet of you, because you'll
wind up with a nice pick in the back of
your head.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
You know, how was this was that sweet for you?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
There?
Speaker 9 (16:51):
Power?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
How does that?
Speaker 9 (16:52):
You?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Sweetie hat?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I'd give you sweet?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Forget about it.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I get you sweet. That's another I got you sweet
right here. That's not see.
Speaker 12 (17:04):
I have a book because I'm from Brooklyn. I just
wrote a motivational book. It's called Hey, motivate this, that's.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
What it's called. Of God, I swear it's coming out.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
It's a good book and it's really filled with a
lot of intense stuff and it's very funny.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Motivate this. That's about that.
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Well, it's all about acquiring an attitude and this whole
philosophy ABU. Having an attitude means is that you need
one today in order to survive. And it doesn't necessarily
mean you have to be, you know, rude, but you
need that edge, which is why I love cats. See,
because every cat in the world has a Brooklyn attitude.
And if you have a cat, you know what I'm
talking about. They walk around like the gods give to
the animal kingdom. If cats could talk, they go meow,
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meow about bing.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Me out right. Hey, I'm walking here, I'm walking here.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
John boyan Dilly, he's dumb as dirt, bless his heart.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Morning read yell dumb right, Good Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It's a big Shawn radio about twenty minutes away from
sports with a bat many is.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Is time.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
It is conference tournament time and collegiate men's basketball.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
We'll be dealing with in millers right now. Let's act.
Speaker 14 (18:46):
Yes, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode
The Honeymoon. As our story opens, newlyweds Martin and Penny
Feesley are getting ready for their first night of their honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
If you want my booty and you think I'm suckx sye,
come on baby, be my oh honey, your flight to.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Heaven is ready for take off.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Bang bang boom. I just hope it's not going to
be a short flight.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Penny.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Tonight you are flying first class. But before we air quote,
get down to business. It's time to lay some ground.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Rum, have some ground rule. Yes here, try these.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
On, but these are your paying that's right, Martin. You
know I can't wear your paying.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's right, and don't you ever forget it. I wear
the pants in this family.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
Oh well, what in the world are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Out Penny. I am the breadwinner, the rule maker, and
the king of the castle. Now that I have had
my say.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You may pleasure your king.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Hold on, hold on just one second there, your majesty,
how about you do me a favor and try these
all your pennies?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Are you serious? They're tiny? I can never get into
your pennies.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
And that's how it's gonna be until your attitude changes.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Bang bang boom.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Now, baldy, you're coin.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the skeezy
old hotel manager watching through the peepholes say.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 13 (20:33):
That is great good more than everybody if my big
show family yours.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Thank you for listening. Your listen news what a sports
coming up?
Speaker 14 (20:45):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Listen, Nicky beat yerk fad about you?
Speaker 15 (20:52):
Pot lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors
noted John boyd Billy at the Big show. You know,
I just a guest star on the play House in
the official mascot from mister populist Pizza run.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
That's just a tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 15 (21:07):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, all right, man.
You know, finish of the race and Phoenix over the weekend,
you know, finish for me?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, you call it.
Speaker 13 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Pick Christopher Bell to win three in a row. He
sure did. Las Vegas is up. Kyle Larson won the
Vegas Race last year, the Vegas Spring Race, and we'll
see what happens there. We'll get Doug Rice as input. Yeah,
got Doug didn't have anything to do with it because
(22:19):
he was on Christopher Bell too, said he got to
pick him to these shows. You know he ain't gonna
do it. Man, You're wrong, right with the toy Yota
number twenty? Sure enough, man, All right, So Las Vegas
is this weekend. We'll talk to Doug on Thursday. I
think he said he is. He is going on down
to Vegas even though this is his first retired year.
(22:40):
Maybe he can just pick the weekends he wants to
travel out of.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Change the trip a little.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, all right, and Christopher Bell wins, Denny Hamblin he
knows him out, and Kyle Larson was third, Josh Berry
Chris Bushers fifth. The rest of the top ten in
Phoenix was William Byron, Alex Bowman, Kyle Busch is, Zane Smith,
and then Chase Elliott was there. William Byron leads the
(23:05):
points standings right now, ri Christopher Bell, Tyler Reddick, Ryan Blaining,
Chase Elliott your tough five, all right, I guess him
more than Dougie. On Thursday, we got some from the
pac Man in minutes College basketball time.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
It's a big show.
Speaker 11 (23:22):
Rolls on.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
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league with our man every week at a Pacman Times.
We're just gonna wind up well. This morning is Tuesday,
because we got a big ACC Men's tournament kicking off
this week, and he's here, pac Man, you are the one.
Good morning Sun.
Speaker 16 (24:02):
Good morning john Boy. Remember when we were growing up
in the state of North Carolina, you get to the
ACC tournament, Man, if you were in school, assuming we
still were in school, Johnny, Yes, they would roll out
those TVs. We'd watch the tournament in school as a kid.
That was just part of what That's the way it.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Was in the state of North Carolina, going up on
the back road game.
Speaker 16 (24:21):
That's exactly that's exactly right. So it's go time around
the country with most of the major conferences playing this week.
But you bring up the ACC and again, Duke is
the number one team in the country down the AP
pole which came out yesterday. They're also the number one
seed in the ACC. And Johnny, you start looking at
the ACC again. This is the seventy first conference tournaments,
(24:41):
the fourteenth time it's been in Charlotte. Duke has won
four of the last five ACC tournaments that have been
played in the Queen City of Charlotte. But it's going
to be the thirteenth straight year, or should I say
the thirteenth straight tournament that we do not have a
repeat winner because a year ago, John boy, it was
in c State. Remember they won five games and five days.
(25:03):
Kevin Keats cuts down the nets and then they're off
and running. They ended up going to the Final four.
Kevin Keats got fired on Sunday. It just shows you
how crazy the world is. A year ago there on
top of it, and now he's out of a job.
On Sunday, we'll pack looking for new coach. But Duke's
the team to beat the ACC. Clemson and Louisville had
great years. We'll see what they can do again again.
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Clemson beat Duke. They're the only team in the league
that beat the Blue Devils during the regular season. Clemson's
a three seed, Louisville's the two seed. But all the
pressure quite frankly, he is going to be on teams
like North Carolina and Wake Forest and SMU. They got
to win and they're gonna have to beat somebody with
a pulse to get one of those coveted Quad one
wins to get into the big Dance on Selection Sunday
(25:47):
coming up this weekend. So that's where all the pressure
will be from that perspective. But Duke is certainly the
team to beat in the ACC. Then the flip side
of the SEC. Auburn lost two games last week. Bruce
Pearls team has been fantastic. They dropped the number three
in the AP poll. But man, the SEC tournament is
gonna be unbelievable. Auburn, Florida, Bama, Tennessee. The list goes
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on and on. They have had the best regular season
to date. Now it's tournament time. SEC's gonna probably get
a dozen teams maybe even more into the Big Dance
coming up on Sunday. But that is going to be
a great, great conference tournament. Again, a lot of action
in Charlotte, but they keep an eye on the SEC
tournament because again, every single game should be a fish
(26:30):
should be great.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
That's something. Well, so what about the tar Heels. Did
their chances go down when they couldn't beat Duke?
Speaker 16 (26:38):
Yeah, they had to listen. They're up seven in the
second half, crowds going crazy, RG Davis making a ton
of shots, he got all the momentum in the world.
About twelve minutes ago. Duke said Okay, our turn, and
they just thumped them. I mean they end up winning
the game by thirteen and quite frankly, the way the
brackets work Johnny. Again, assuming that you expect Wake Force
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got to double by, Carolin's going have to probably play
Pittsburgh in all likelihood they had two tough games in
the regular season. But assuming Carolina wins that game North,
Carolin's gonna play wake Forest, and the winner of that
game then will play Duke. So it's really simple the
two teams, like I mentioned, Wake in Carolina, whatever they
(27:20):
they they'll figure it out. But one of them is
going to have to beat Duke this week and Charlotte
in my opinion, to get into the NCAA tournament. So again,
like I said, that's where the pressure will mount for
teams on the bubble. Somebody's gonna have to beat Duke.
And again, neither one of them are gonna get a
chance to see Clemson or Louisville unless they get to
the final game, and assuming Clemson and Louisville is still
(27:42):
standing two in the championship. So again a lot of
pressure this week. But Duke's the team to beat in
the ACC side, and the SEC tournament is just going
to be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
All right, body, Well, we are grown up now, but
we can still watch the ACC tournament at word, just
like we did about that.
Speaker 16 (28:02):
Well, listen, they're crazy enough now to pay me to go.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Why yeah, you gotta you gotta body?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
All right, pack Well, let's enjoy the A c C tournament.
Now town is Charlotte, dere body will catch up next week.
Speaker 16 (28:15):
Sounds good to jump for you?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Goodn't that is? That is a man Mark Packer, the
A c C network of the Big ESPN catch them
on the television four pm weekdays. Now, it's gonna be
all over all week long. All right, dad, Well, let's
play our game of wordy word for the assortment of
swag from World Lawn More's one eight hundred Big Show.
We'll get a couple of contestants play next. Good morning,
(29:00):
and that's a big sean a radio running through your Tuesday,
March eleventh. That's a rule Barb's history minute to our
feature track for the bid bo Hag A share old
rull be with you right now.
Speaker 13 (29:14):
Let's fly awat everybody's head about the bed like a.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Birdy word, not a worthy word. Let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
We got Harold from Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Good morning, Harold, Good morning, how are you we all do? Boddy?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Welcome in here. Hey, we got you James from Floyd, Virginia.
Good morning, James.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Good what yoh?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Y'all got that country store a pair of place of bluegrass?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Oh yeah, sir, come.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
On back, man, that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I got some of some boys up pair of like
my brothers, little brothers up there in Virginia. I met
at the.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Beach and had them.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Good man, good, you know I can take that out right.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, let's go and play a game here.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Let me see why I can get my mind back
in because me and Harold are on one team. He'd
appreciate that, right, of course, Tater and James on their side.
I did, James. You relax me and Harold for the
first thirty seconds. All right, Harold, you ready, buddy?
Speaker 8 (30:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
First, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Now we are blank beings.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
The opposite of on is oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right. This is a guy that'll make a suit
for you. I have a suit made by the tailor. Yes,
uh huh. Don't pay for that. Don't blanket, You're not
a thief. Don't blanket.
Speaker 16 (30:46):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yes, A volcano does this when it goes off, that's what.
Speaker 11 (30:50):
They call it.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
All right, you put these on your bed before you
put the blanket on it.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, Harold, look at you getting never one. Well there
that was on the board.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I know it feels good, don't it?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
By riders James and Tayter for their round one?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
James?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
You ready, body, okay, let's go, all right, start the
clock now.
Speaker 9 (31:16):
I was taught to blank my elders, don't bind, don't
diss them, but you need to do this. Yes, an
ice cream blank, it could be sugar, it could be waffled.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Take me to the theater.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I want to watch a what movie?
Speaker 15 (31:33):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
I play the eighty eight keys? You play this instrument
keyboard Liberaci plate one.
Speaker 16 (31:42):
The keyboard, it's a piano.
Speaker 15 (31:44):
Yes, uh you uh?
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Oh it's blanky blanky.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
All right, four on the board.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Four as good as a section four after round one? Okay,
still any out of his game here? All right, Harold?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right, we are up on that heart and you ready, Harold,
I'm ready, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Just get blanky blanky out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Word all right, there we go, bread there starting the clock.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Now, when you haven't been together for a while and
you get together, oh you did this. You're like got
back together you uh blanky blanky and it feels so good?
Sorry uh so? Uh uh no, it's like you're you
you haven't been together, so you are you're a couple again.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No, look in the nice note.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
They did they they got back together, You got back
I know I should have gave it away, dog gone it. Well,
let's say Taylor's had a chance to think about it.
Let's don't give her any more chance. Harold's still leading
by two James two, will tie, three, will win?
Speaker 9 (33:00):
Ready go blanky blanky and it feels so good. You know,
like you have a family blank. What's a family hat?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
When you all get to.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
You have your family gets all back together, it's called
a what right? And what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
You?
Speaker 9 (33:20):
You have all gotten back to blank? It's part of
that word. It's part of that. It's part of the
word reunion. You uh come too?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yes, Wow, he got reunited at the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That was one you lost my one.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yes, Harold went sixty five, reunite, reunite.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
All right.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I'm glad you got down to.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Twenty four hours and that was facing me tomorrow, James, James,
you can try again anytime, buddy, Try again.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Anytime. Appreciate you it.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
There's enough air and Floyd, I buddy, Harold, look at
you down Spartanburg. You got a big Old World Lawnmowers
prize pack for you.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Victory Brother got six on the first.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Try, said body, good morning, I got the big shoulder radio.
Time for big requests, George Murray, there's enough George, you
know what you wrote. You said, my favorite is Dingo
Boy one and two. Play one of them, please, Dingo Boys.
So you're the one, George.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Good.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
We'll get it for you coming up next. Yeah, for
(35:06):
the make shows on the radios, hon'd be like to
hear around this time. Let us know the John Warbiller
Facebook page. Go ahead, do that, your listener. George Murray
got his favorite. Dingo Boy.
Speaker 17 (35:26):
Found my wild Dingo's and the elk back that they
lived in.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
His parents had been murdered, and.
Speaker 17 (35:31):
Now dingoes are his kids. Dingo's taught him hunting, and
Dingo's taught him pride. Dingos made his diapers out of
gopher hide. Run on, Dingle Boy, Run on, Dingle Boy,
Dingo Boy, Run.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Dingo What are you doing here? Dingo boy? Me searching
for man who killed parents? Well, he not in his pub.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Need water?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Then you know we don't serve your kind here, Dingo boy.
Speaker 18 (36:10):
Here you can have some of mine.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Look at him, he looked like.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
Have name hit.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Dingo boy. Wit, Dingo Boy, I like you to meet buck.
Speaker 18 (36:27):
Watch out. He's got a knife.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
You killed him, Dingo boy, you'll hang for this, hel please?
Why Dingo Dingo boy must flee?
Speaker 18 (36:50):
Didn't you with your Dingo boy?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I cannot, but I love you, Dingle boy. Dingo Boy
will consult elders in dream sequence, Dingle.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Boy, Dingle boy, yours is a solitary journey filled with
much danger.
Speaker 19 (37:13):
You must go alone, alone alone. It been decided I
go alone.
Speaker 18 (37:26):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I give a hell of a belly rup?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Oh yeah, boyd joy is good.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yes, you will be my bitch. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Run on, Dingle boy, Run long, Dingle Boy, Dingle Boy, run.
Speaker 18 (38:00):
Jaco mor.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Will
feature track for the Big Show. Mid Box Mister Rubarb's
History Minute. He words beer history. Thank you, welime me
to beat Hello Americans, Welcome to the History Minute. I'm
your host, mister Rhubarb. Today's topic inventions. There have been
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many inventions that change the history of mankind. Today, we're
going to talk about the number one most important invention
of all time. It's called beer.
Speaker 12 (39:04):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (39:04):
Really, really, I wouldn't take up all this time nonsense.
No one knows who brewed the first beer, but it
happened thousands of years ago. It was a pretty big
hit right away. In fact, throughout history, beer is the
reason that almost everything else in the world got invented.
(39:27):
For example, in the early days of beer, there were
no cans or bottles to put it in. Humans realized
that to have a steady supply of beer they needed
to stay fairly close to a brewery.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Brewery.
Speaker 13 (39:42):
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer. After hunting food all day, man invented
something called the wheel. But some men weren't good at
hunting as the rest. They learned to live off the
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regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching, and hairstyling.
Soon these men evolved into a strange new half man
half woman called the Liberals. Nice to hear from the
peanut section pree. Liberals weren't nearly as clever as real men,
(40:24):
but they too came up with many important ideas, like
the domestication of cats, group therapy, group hugs, and the
first government. Liberals invented government so they could be in
charge of dividing up all the food and beer that
the real men went out and produced are as liberals
(40:47):
call it spreading the wealth around. Today, real men have
jobs like lumberjacks, construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers, pretty much
anyone who actually works for a living. Their political symbol
is the elephant, because it's the biggest and most powerful
land animal in the world. Meanwhile, liberals work as newspaper reporters,
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Hollywood movie makers, personal injury attorneys, and basically anyone who
makes a living sponging off what real men do for
a living. Their political symbol is the jackass, because that's
who most of them vote for. But despite their differences,
even today, real men and liberals still enjoy beer. Real
(41:37):
men drink mostly Budweiser and cores. Liberals get their beer
the same place they get most of their bad ideas,
from Europe, and that's our salute to beer. The invention
that invented the rest of the world. This has been
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