March 12, 2025 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Good morning, Thiscious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy crush me. They're a
lot funnier than doctor Noan Blofeld.
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Hey, Hey hey, I'm an morning Noises croukachu what the
in French? I remember Marie was a little bit sexier
with her barnyard animals.
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I don't think you're listening to it?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, yeah, okay. I love going back on some international
memories what we have made here on the Big Show.
But I don't think we're gonna leave the country anymore?
Or were we good? Yeah? We're good? Oh? Got it? Well,
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Favorite American rednecks.
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It's jump Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You tell him?
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I said, got it all right, good man, this is
gonna be a fun Wednesday. Here we are. Let's go ahead,
and hump through hump day. You do it This National
Baked Scallops Day. I look down with that and I
brought some scallops back from the coach there rand I
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didn't get to my crab stuff flounder, oh yeah, man,
but I got my hunger. It was a good old scallop,
some fresh shrimp. Yeah, scallop yeah, and easy to cook.
Oh yeah, you do it anyway, I just big old.
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the big wings. If you put a little circle thing
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You want to eat that?
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Well, they I don't guess they put on the menu.
Here's something that looks like a scallop.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Like crabs? Yeah, is it or is it actually part
of the menu?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It is?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Uh No, I think they will the customers think they're
buying scallops. Yes, oh, so they're ripping them off. Have
you ever heard about calamari what they use to fake?
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that as well. We got scallops, We've got Girl Scouts cookies.
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I don't know what.
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Thank you for show. Three days in history where we
got our categories. L was nineteen seventy the United States
lower the voting age to eighteen? All right, how'd that work?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I guess?
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All right, man, you go fight for your country, can vote.
This is what we saying nineteen seventy four, Wonder Woman
premier on television starring Linda Carter, was hot.
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It didn't fit well, I know it was too tight.
It was always slipping down.
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I thought Eller's secret identity was Dinah Prince. I can't
picture Wonder Woman in her secret Yeah, dark hair.
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Glasses and clothes.
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Yeah usually pantshoots. All right, Well, the original comic book
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light detector.
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In real life, and she had the Lassu of truth.
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Ah, sure did to see what that worked out.
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Then I learned about Wonder Woman was Math magazine. Yeah,
they would have episodes.
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Of it in there.
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It's a lot different.
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I get on Wonder Woman in Finally two in Belgium,
the cyclist beat the Ferrari in a twelve mile race
through the rush hour traffic. Say what, that ain't no
big deal. I almost beat Russy Wallace drive Hunt. I
guess it was all right. He drove along cycle paths
and his motoring colleagues struggled through the streets. So that
was the deal. Yeah, y'all think about bicycles and that'll do.
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You have a big shots?
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Say had a Melanie from Jonesville, Virginia.
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We have a shots.
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Good morning, Melanie, good morning, good morning. First girl I
ever loved was named Melanie and it was just like
for a week at Holden Beach in North Carolina. You
s that what chick that works at Hooters?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh man, I was like nine years old. Melanie was
a ten blondheaded girl out of Raleigh whose father was
a doctor, and I was a lowly factory worker's son
out of Graham, North Carolina. They said it could never be.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
And it was for just a week.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Thank you, I'm welcome. Hey, that's not you, is it, Melanie?
Did you spend a week with a little red hair
kid and Meldan? I'm glad you made it in here.
Maybe we pulled him for you. Let's get you through
these three categories. You ready to go? I'm ready. Three
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things you can do after you turn eighteen? Ready go?
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Oh, join the army, play the lottery.
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the females on the side, bebing for the wind. Three
kinds of bicycles ready go? Or bikes yet sunt bike?
(09:15):
Eat in a dirt bike? Wow? Okay, that was good,
hard and intention then, just like my original Melanie, just
plow through anything, blond. I remember the song that I
was playing on the jukebox. That's to give it away.
Figure out what year it was, oll Shawn Boy, it
(09:38):
was Tommy James and the Shondale's uh dog gone already?
Speaker 10 (09:43):
Did it again?
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Stupid?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Every time you do, you knock it out of my head. Alright,
I'll get back to your Melanie. You hold on for
Jack You okay?
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Thanks?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
All right?
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Baby?
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Do you really mean it? Do you want to hear
more about my mother?
Speaker 13 (09:54):
Melon?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hey, Hey, I'm second time caller, but can I get
my mood?
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I didn't get it the person course.
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Let's get that right. Yep, yep, yep. Good morning, make
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Alright.
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I came back in. Don't say it already, my baby,
it does handy panky. That was the song when I
was courting Melanie.
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You were old enough to be singing.
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Telling my mama back. Good morning. It's big showing the
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Thank you so much. Now you may recall me telling
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it ranked number six on Netflix's Original Shows its first
week that it was out, number six six amazing. Oh well,
Netflix has renewed it for a second year.
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So it's her doing interviews with people, right, it's her.
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Doing some crafts and cooking as and has guests in
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So she turn herself into Martha Stewart hopefully is that
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I mean I don't know. Yeah, she's kind of got
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just to keep yourself out there among well, you know,
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And Obama with Obama's too, that's why you say them
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So they did that series of them being interviewed and
that was one thing, and now this is more content
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over in Great Britain, saying that you know, she doesn't
know what she's doing. She does not a cook she
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You know?
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There's not an apron the British.
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And also apparently she's in the news now saying that
she wants to go with their real name. So the
Duchess insists that she wants to be called Sussex because
she's the Duchess of Sucket. So when she turned up
on the set to make star shaped sandwiches and fruit
platters in the shape of I don't know rainbows, she
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has had a comedian writer, Mindy Colling on her from
the office, and Mindy didn't really know that she was
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with the suckets. So a lot of relationships stuff in
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the news. Christian McCaffrey and his model wife Olivia are
expecting a baby. Did they get married last June. They've
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in a carriage. Jennifer Garner said that she is not
interested in Ben Affleck. People of the tabloids have been
saying they've been spotted a lot together at their kids things,
and She's like, no way in hell. I mean, she said,
(20:05):
no way am I getting back with Ben? Even though
Ben's free together they have kids.
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There were.
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They were married for like ten years, so they have
kids together and they've been divorced for a long time
now and go and people, you know, he had his
arm around her waist since the taboys went, they said,
Jeff Bezos is getting married in June in Europe to
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his fiancee, Lauren Sanchez in Europe. Invitations have already been
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so everyone knows. They were found dead in their New
(20:52):
Mexico home on the twenty sixth. Well, the autopsy reveals
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week after his wife passed away. This according to the
Medical Examiner. Officials held a press conference saying that more
details about the circumstances of the couple's death is that
the actor died from heart complications in Alzheimer's, that his
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body was found collapsed in the homes mud room, and
they say that his wife likely died on the eleventh
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with his wife after she died a week. Could he
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He didn't even realize that she wasn't there.
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And then the dog that was locked up in the
in the kennel that passed away as well.
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Probably, I don't know if they see if the rodents.
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They said the dog had had a veterinarian treatment something
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and that's why he was cast quarantine.
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Yeah, I've gone man.
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So the mystery has been has been solved, and it
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No foul play, no foul play. Okay, all right, thank
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Hey about this guy? Hey yeah, right now, let's see
what's going on.
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Do it today, kay Deans, Why the Southern boy names?
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Good morning. It's a big showing the radio. Hey man,
I just want to thank everybody who's uh who's visited
the pearls like the Doggy obituary site that we had
there is up like you can get to it if
you go to the John Womilly Facebook page and that's
where you can post of a lot of y'all been
posting your members of Pearl. Man, that's awesome. And then
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there's a little link where you can go over if
you want to.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, I see the story and the origination story and pictures,
and yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I appreciate all the love. Man, y'all, y'all the best.
It is tough, you know, you lose, like losing a part.
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Of the family and a lot of dog dogglers listening.
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Yeah, yeah, man, take it out. See what you said,
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my life for Pearl. You know, you think about that.
It been been earlier. There She's going to come to
work with me, go everywhere, come and even here in
this new building on third floor, you know, uptown in
the city. What I sit, I hated it, hell I.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Well, she lived life in the fullest.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Well good, we all like you. You're gonna check it
out if you like to. You start at the John
Boye Miller Facebook page. And thanks for all y'all so far.
Does mean a lot I did were talking about fun
with the Girl Scouts. Let's start with us Top ten,
Liz Billy.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
It's almost that time of year again, Girl Scout Cookie season,
which means America is gonna be buying boxes of samoas
and tag alongs and thin mints and tree foils. Now,
great names like that don't just come off the top
of somebody's head. As you can imagine, for every catchy
cookie name that makes a big time, there are dozens
more that actually get shot down during the brainstorming session,
(35:50):
such as I'm glad you have here. They are the
top ten rejected Girl Scout cookie names number ten, Dutch
Oven number nine, reach Around number eight, Coconut dingleberries number seven,
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dill holes number six, raspberry pissars number five, Little Drippies
number four, lemon cooters number three, skid marks number two,
numb nuts, and the number one rejected Girl Scout cookie name,
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fudge Packers.
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gon Bryn Billy bow Man Man, how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 13 (37:22):
You think I'm doing forhead?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Forhead?
Speaker 13 (37:25):
Time to come up with a real coop? Mad Well,
you dang you can't be. I'm pumppiculated. In fact, I'm
so mad, I don't even want to talk about it.
I'm robbing a bust of spring and start whacking. Please.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
If you don't want to talk about it, last over riding, we're.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
Gonna drag it out. I mean, that's just reading this
story in the paper mouth the new merit madges. The
girl Scouts have started handing it out. Here's my favorite.
The stress Less Madge says here is designed to help
girls cope with the pressure cooker conditions they face today.
There's a pick than it right here, got a sunny
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blue sky, babbling brook and a hammock. You know that's
the kind of stuff I was doing. I was a
kid and right for daddy come out and told me
I need to get off my button, do something like
join the Scout.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
I hate.
Speaker 13 (38:13):
Eleven year old girls can earn the stress Less badge
by completing projects like get these rubbing worry stone, talking
to a psychologist, making their own stress balls. I hate
to say anything about the Scouts, and they do wonderful
working on. Lord knows there's enough people picking on the Scouts,
(38:35):
lay loud, the homos and such. But I reckon, somebody's
gotta say it, my big old boss. What the eight
year old gotta be stressed out about? Anyway? Says here
one girl that earned her badge by smoothing peach scented
lotion on her hands, keeping a journal of her happy
and sad moments, doing yoga, burning scented candles, and analyzing
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her schedule. She also takes a morning ta chee class
and uses an occasional sprits of lavender scented room spray.
We'll go there, doctor Quinn, medicine, runt whatever, having a
thing and come by y'all around a campfire, telling cookies
off a car table in front of food Genie, remember
(39:22):
when to get a merit badge had to actually do something.
They tie sheepshanger learn how to build a fire with
two sticks, had of giving out medals for aroma therapy
and using moisturizer. I played again my big old budd.
Everybody's wondering why there's so many eighteen to twenty year
old girls run around all screwed up. Well this might
(39:44):
be something to look into. Now, if y'all excuse me,
I've got to get to my Scout troop meeting. I'm
helping the Tenderfoots work on their lighting farts and playing
Intendo backs Shirl Scouts. I love you today, but y'all
go back to giving out badges. We're swimming. Can't but
sell a few cookies. They quite ruining my life. John Bodley, Yeah,
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y'all have a nice desk. That's an order.
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Be the blinding and do that too. Let's mean a condessit.
Jesse out of Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Jesse, Good morning,
John Moore. How are we doing this morning? We're all
good jes Welcome in here, boy entertainer over there. Hope
she'll come in handy for you. God, what too, buzzers,
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you're gonna win the surprise pack. Oh, let's do it then,
Kai So Marcia, you're looking for a souvenir in Holland
and a man offers you his clumping. What does that mean?
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Means he's a perverting?
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How would he sounded? Holland? Hollypood?
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You got clumping?
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Is it?
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I don't know.
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I've never been.
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He's gonna offer you his watch.
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He offers you his watch as in Holland, the old clumping.
Jesse agreed, disagree. I'm gonna agree on that one. You
know his shoes, that's the famous wooden shoes of Holland.
Remember that. Oh the clogs of plomping the clogs, and
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so all right, well that was a buzzer. Let's see
if we can get a bell here. If you're visiting
one of America's famous Seven Sisters on the East Coast,
what would you be visiting?
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Believe, the polite term is cathouse, John Boyd sisters on
the That would be a famous bar.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
A famous bar is seven Sisters on the East Coast. Jesse,
agree or disagree.
Speaker 13 (43:01):
On that way?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You are agreeing with the bar. And that was right there?
And no, that was I say, college, y'all. In college,
they are a group of seven Ivy League women's colleges. Okay,
four are in Massachusetts, two are in New York, one
is in Pennsylvania. So it's not a college called seven Sisters,
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just one of Okay, Jesse, consolation prize. I'm I'm gonna
make tell your come up with one to punish her
for this, all right, I would preferred the bar myself.
Sound pretty nice. I see, I go, my boy,
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
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I said, got it all right, good man, this is
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and hump through hump day. You do it This National
Baked Scallops Day. I look down with that and I
brought some scallops back from the coach there rand I
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didn't get to my crab stuff flounder, oh yeah, man,
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You want to eat that?
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Well, they I don't guess they put on the menu.
Here's something that looks like a scallop.
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Like crabs? Yeah, is it or is it actually part
of the menu?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It is?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Uh No, I think they will the customers think they're
buying scallops. Yes, oh, so they're ripping them off. Have
you ever heard about calamari what they use to fake?
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that as well. We got scallops, We've got Girl Scouts cookies.
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Thank you for show. Three days in history where we
got our categories. L was nineteen seventy the United States
lower the voting age to eighteen? All right, how'd that work?
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I guess?
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All right, man, you go fight for your country, can vote.
This is what we saying nineteen seventy four, Wonder Woman
premier on television starring Linda Carter, was hot.
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It didn't fit well, I know it was too tight.
It was always slipping down.
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I thought Eller's secret identity was Dinah Prince. I can't
picture Wonder Woman in her secret Yeah, dark hair.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Glasses and clothes.
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Yeah usually pantshoots. All right, Well, the original comic book
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light detector.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
In real life, and she had the Lassu of truth.
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It's a lot different.
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I get on Wonder Woman in Finally two in Belgium,
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big deal. I almost beat Russy Wallace drive Hunt. I
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Say had a Melanie from Jonesville, Virginia.
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We have a shots.
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Good morning, Melanie, good morning, good morning. First girl I
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s that what chick that works at Hooters?
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Now?
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Oh man, I was like nine years old. Melanie was
a ten blondheaded girl out of Raleigh whose father was
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And it was for just a week.
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Thank you, I'm welcome. Hey, that's not you, is it, Melanie?
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Maybe we pulled him for you. Let's get you through
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things you can do after you turn eighteen? Ready go?
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Eat in a dirt bike? Wow? Okay, that was good,
hard and intention then, just like my original Melanie, just
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Figure out what year it was, oll Shawn Boy, it
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was Tommy James and the Shondale's uh dog gone already?
Speaker 10 (09:43):
Did it again?
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Stupid?
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Every time you do, you knock it out of my head. Alright,
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Jack You okay?
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Thanks?
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All right?
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Baby?
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Do you really mean it? Do you want to hear
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Melon?
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Thank you so much. Now you may recall me telling
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So it's her doing interviews with people, right, it's her.
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Doing some crafts and cooking as and has guests in
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I mean I don't know. Yeah, she's kind of got
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she's the Duchess of Sucket. So when she turned up
on the set to make star shaped sandwiches and fruit
platters in the shape of I don't know rainbows, she
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has had a comedian writer, Mindy Colling on her from
the office, and Mindy didn't really know that she was
going to go in this long winded lecture about her
surname and want to change it. And of course Megan's
dad had to get in the you know, getting the tabloids,
and he's not happy about her dropping the family going
with the suckets. So a lot of relationships stuff in
(19:44):
the news. Christian McCaffrey and his model wife Olivia are
expecting a baby. Did they get married last June. They've
been dating since twenty nineteen, so they got it baby
in a carriage. Jennifer Garner said that she is not
interested in Ben Affleck. People of the tabloids have been
saying they've been spotted a lot together at their kids things,
and She's like, no way in hell. I mean, she said,
(20:05):
no way am I getting back with Ben? Even though
Ben's free together they have kids.
Speaker 14 (20:09):
There were.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
They were married for like ten years, so they have
kids together and they've been divorced for a long time
now and go and people, you know, he had his
arm around her waist since the taboys went, they said,
Jeff Bezos is getting married in June in Europe to
(20:30):
his fiancee, Lauren Sanchez in Europe. Invitations have already been
addressed to a select group of friends and billionaires. And uh, yeah,
so that's what's happening for Bezos. And okay, I have
an update on Gene Hackman told you last week about that, right,
so everyone knows. They were found dead in their New
(20:52):
Mexico home on the twenty sixth. Well, the autopsy reveals
that he died on February eighteenth, they're saying, a full
week after his wife passed away. This according to the
Medical Examiner. Officials held a press conference saying that more
details about the circumstances of the couple's death is that
the actor died from heart complications in Alzheimer's, that his
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body was found collapsed in the homes mud room, and
they say that his wife likely died on the eleventh
of February from something called hunt, a virus like from
rodents rare type of virus that spread by rodents. So
investigators believe that Hackman continued to live in the house
(21:34):
with his wife after she died a week. Could he
have done it without confused exactly is what they're saying.
He didn't even realize that she wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
And then the dog that was locked up in the
in the kennel that passed away as well.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Probably, I don't know if they see if the rodents.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
They said the dog had had a veterinarian treatment something
that required him to be separated from from the other dogs,
and that's why he was cast quarantine.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, I've gone man.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
So the mystery has been has been solved, and it
just it didn't get any better. So bless their hearts.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
No foul play, no foul play. Okay, all right, thank
you very much. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play John boyd Jeopardy Review yesterday's question. We found out
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And now a man who wonders why some men will
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It's going good man, welcome in here, all right, Gary,
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Hey about this guy? Hey yeah, right now, let's see
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J D's Howdy friends with Saint Patrick's Days just around
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Do it today, kay Deans, Why the Southern boy names?
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Good morning. It's a big showing the radio. Hey man,
I just want to thank everybody who's uh who's visited
the pearls like the Doggy obituary site that we had
there is up like you can get to it if
you go to the John Womilly Facebook page and that's
where you can post of a lot of y'all been
posting your members of Pearl. Man, that's awesome. And then
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there's a little link where you can go over if
you want to.
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Yeah, I see the story and the origination story and pictures,
and yeah.
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I appreciate all the love. Man, y'all, y'all the best.
It is tough, you know, you lose, like losing a part.
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Of the family and a lot of dog dogglers listening.
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Yeah, yeah, man, take it out. See what you said,
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It been been earlier. There She's going to come to
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this new building on third floor, you know, uptown in
the city. What I sit, I hated it, hell I.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Well, she lived life in the fullest.
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Well good, we all like you. You're gonna check it
out if you like to. You start at the John
Boye Miller Facebook page. And thanks for all y'all so far.
Does mean a lot I did were talking about fun
with the Girl Scouts. Let's start with us Top ten,
Liz Billy.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
It's almost that time of year again, Girl Scout Cookie season,
which means America is gonna be buying boxes of samoas
and tag alongs and thin mints and tree foils. Now,
great names like that don't just come off the top
of somebody's head. As you can imagine, for every catchy
cookie name that makes a big time, there are dozens
more that actually get shot down during the brainstorming session,
(35:50):
such as I'm glad you have here. They are the
top ten rejected Girl Scout cookie names number ten, Dutch
Oven number nine, reach Around number eight, Coconut dingleberries number seven,
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dill holes number six, raspberry pissars number five, Little Drippies
number four, lemon cooters number three, skid marks number two,
numb nuts, and the number one rejected Girl Scout cookie name,
(36:37):
fudge Packers.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Hang on,
we got mad mix on National Girl Scout Day. First,
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gon Bryn Billy bow Man Man, how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 13 (37:22):
You think I'm doing forhead?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Forhead?
Speaker 13 (37:25):
Time to come up with a real coop? Mad Well,
you dang you can't be. I'm pumppiculated. In fact, I'm
so mad, I don't even want to talk about it.
I'm robbing a bust of spring and start whacking. Please.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
If you don't want to talk about it, last over riding, we're.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
Gonna drag it out. I mean, that's just reading this
story in the paper mouth the new merit madges. The
girl Scouts have started handing it out. Here's my favorite.
The stress Less Madge says here is designed to help
girls cope with the pressure cooker conditions they face today.
There's a pick than it right here, got a sunny
(38:01):
blue sky, babbling brook and a hammock. You know that's
the kind of stuff I was doing. I was a
kid and right for daddy come out and told me
I need to get off my button, do something like
join the Scout.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
I hate.
Speaker 13 (38:13):
Eleven year old girls can earn the stress Less badge
by completing projects like get these rubbing worry stone, talking
to a psychologist, making their own stress balls. I hate
to say anything about the Scouts, and they do wonderful
working on. Lord knows there's enough people picking on the Scouts,
(38:35):
lay loud, the homos and such. But I reckon, somebody's
gotta say it, my big old boss. What the eight
year old gotta be stressed out about? Anyway? Says here
one girl that earned her badge by smoothing peach scented
lotion on her hands, keeping a journal of her happy
and sad moments, doing yoga, burning scented candles, and analyzing
(39:01):
her schedule. She also takes a morning ta chee class
and uses an occasional sprits of lavender scented room spray.
We'll go there, doctor Quinn, medicine, runt whatever, having a
thing and come by y'all around a campfire, telling cookies
off a car table in front of food Genie, remember
(39:22):
when to get a merit badge had to actually do something.
They tie sheepshanger learn how to build a fire with
two sticks, had of giving out medals for aroma therapy
and using moisturizer. I played again my big old budd.
Everybody's wondering why there's so many eighteen to twenty year
old girls run around all screwed up. Well this might
(39:44):
be something to look into. Now, if y'all excuse me,
I've got to get to my Scout troop meeting. I'm
helping the Tenderfoots work on their lighting farts and playing
Intendo backs Shirl Scouts. I love you today, but y'all
go back to giving out badges. We're swimming. Can't but
sell a few cookies. They quite ruining my life. John Bodley, Yeah,
(40:06):
y'all have a nice desk. That's an order.
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AI, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde for an assortment
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one eight hundred Big Show you told free long, get
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show on the radio. We were only two Wednesday morning,
March twelfth, and I featured track for the Big Show
big Box, the Great American tank ho garths, who know
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Checked out?
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Key, we're there cutting bed box click out on their contest.
Bunny can't get there.
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We'll call you.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Be the blinding and do that too. Let's mean a condessit.
Jesse out of Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Jesse, Good morning,
John Moore. How are we doing this morning? We're all
good jes Welcome in here, boy entertainer over there. Hope
she'll come in handy for you. God, what too, buzzers,
(41:33):
you're gonna win the surprise pack. Oh, let's do it then,
Kai So Marcia, you're looking for a souvenir in Holland
and a man offers you his clumping. What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Means he's a perverting?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
How would he sounded? Holland? Hollypood?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
You got clumping?
Speaker 12 (41:59):
Is it?
Speaker 13 (42:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
I've never been.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
He's gonna offer you his watch.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
He offers you his watch as in Holland, the old clumping.
Jesse agreed, disagree. I'm gonna agree on that one. You
know his shoes, that's the famous wooden shoes of Holland.
Remember that. Oh the clogs of plomping the clogs, and
(42:26):
so all right, well that was a buzzer. Let's see
if we can get a bell here. If you're visiting
one of America's famous Seven Sisters on the East Coast,
what would you be visiting?
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Believe, the polite term is cathouse, John Boyd sisters on
the That would be a famous bar.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
A famous bar is seven Sisters on the East Coast. Jesse,
agree or disagree.
Speaker 13 (43:01):
On that way?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You are agreeing with the bar. And that was right there?
And no, that was I say, college, y'all. In college,
they are a group of seven Ivy League women's colleges. Okay,
four are in Massachusetts, two are in New York, one
is in Pennsylvania. So it's not a college called seven Sisters,
(43:24):
just one of Okay, Jesse, consolation prize. I'm I'm gonna
make tell your come up with one to punish her
for this, all right, I would preferred the bar myself.
Sound pretty nice. I see, I go, my boy,
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