March 14, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday favorites.. - Today is the anniversary of the final episode of the original Batman TV series - starring our favorite Batman, Adam West - so we’ll honor him musically.. - NBA superstar/Jackie’s nephew, Stephen Curry celebrates his birthday today, so we’ll introduce him to the Klumps.. - Today’s playhouse is set in the courtroom and is titled, “The Verdict”.. - Sports Guru, Tom Sorensen checks in to compare wins and losses with John Boy.. - and Gary Busey makes an entry into his diary about his wild St. Patrick’s Day last year…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody. The big shows on the radio, hangout.
We're gonna show our.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one line.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I forgot it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Thank god, I can write down all my bits.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'm the dumb boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Talking do to do homing at them? It is Friday
the fourteenth, that's good luck.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yay, unlike Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, Thursday Thursday days all right, just all defends that
thirteen bass and do you believe in that stuff? I
love your numbers. I believe a lot of people do. Booky.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
It does.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Back. Of course, before gambling was a perfectly legal thing
to do in our home state of North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Oh it's okay, you can still do it illegally.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
All right, Well, let's talk about the things that we
can do within the law and within the the realm
of our mortal man to help our neighbors.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
What are you talking.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm just trying to be positive. First thing this morning.
You know, we're gonna have meditations with Monica in about
woh hour and forty minutes if you can just wait
for that, and that should really get you going out
the door wonderfully meditated.
Speaker 9 (02:19):
Great way to set your intentions for the day.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, be better going out the door heavily medicated. After
you hear Monica, we got a lot to do. Don't
let me spoil it here, all right? Looking forward to it?
Does Friday the Happy Accompaniment, Friday Morning Songs. We're honoring
Batman and the good Batman on TV, not the movies
(02:44):
that from Michael Keaton to the other guys.
Speaker 10 (02:50):
Robert Pattinson.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And we will honor a big show kid who was
having a birthday today. That would be Stephen Curry. And
how about about Shack saying, uh, he should be mentioned
with the greats of all time when you talk Lebron
Michael Jordan's, Steph Curry's name should be there. Did you
(03:15):
see what she said when when he said that jacket?
That was awesome?
Speaker 11 (03:18):
Man?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And we agree, all right? All right, so that's your
goodness going. Let's see National Potato Chip Day, National Learn
About Butterflies Day, National Pie Day. That's a mathematical pie. Now,
I was excited. Yeah. National Write Down Your Story Day
challenges you to tell your story in written form. O
(03:42):
Kennis Mooth National Children's Craft Day. You got kids and
children's what craft oats? What do you think of the crap?
All right, so there's the nationals. Okay, good, good, Now
we're ready to go. Let's get into it. We're got
to first prize, back out and get the winning. But
we're awake. Big Shows on the radio. Good morning, Big
(04:05):
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Speaker 10 (04:43):
It's let's face it, I'm kapok.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
All right, let's do the three days in history. You
get them categories nineteen ninety six, in Texas, thieves stole
three candy machines from just outside the office of Dallas
Police Chief Ben Click the city council want announce immediately.
Eminem's were all over saving downtown Dallas. Yeah, let's move
up to twenty eighteen. NASA a twin study. He finds
(05:14):
that Scott Kelly is no longer identical to his twin brother.
After one year in space, seven percent of his genes
were altered. Yeah, that's kind of wow. I never heard
that before you.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
And did he come back a little shorter?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well they all do.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, what about those astronauts have been stuck up there
for about a year that Biden wouldn't go get Now,
Elon Musk is gonna go get it. Well, have you say?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
I'm a little worried that Elon blew up two of
his rockets in the past.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Man, I know that's wild, ain't it? But those you
have to see that girl with a hair nothing that floating,
I mean you'd lose I guess he's got a workouts
no gravity. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Have you heard what Elon must calls? What's how he
refers to the gets to blow up. He didn't say
they blew up, they explained. He said they were unscheduled disassemblies.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's good old NASA dog round There sounds like, yeah,
all right, well there was nobody on them, so you know,
you gotta gotta give you gotta go food. That's what
they say about these geniuses. You know, everything don't work
in the first drive, Gotta keep at it, all right.
And then finally, let's go to California on this date
in twenty nineteen, they officially free of drought for the
(06:32):
first time in more than seven years. And then we
all know what happened. Just short lived talk all right there,
So that gives us three categories. One eight hundred Big Show.
That's your toll free line. Come on, playout bursts next,
(07:12):
Good Morning, It's a Big Show on the radio. Friday,
March fourteen, I fix your track for the Big Show,
bed Box and the entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
It's after Saint Patrick's Day celebrations. There's your keywords celebrations
at a big Box at the Big Show dot com ups.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Bully he gave the prizes from the
Big Prize Game.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
This should it be a lot of fun win you're
playing upers.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
Have a urry up and guest time you have the
best time.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 13 (08:00):
Let's say, hey, Howard from Florence, South Carolina, Good.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Morning, come boy, Hey, how are they doing? Buddy? Pretty good?
Had a check?
Speaker 14 (08:23):
Well, you know, I almost I almost said not too good.
I have it.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
That goes.
Speaker 10 (08:29):
But it's the fourteenth, so we're lucky.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, we are lucky. All right, Let's send Howard out
in the door, a winner of some world lawn mower's
cool swag. Here we go, Howard in five seconds, three
candy machines.
Speaker 15 (08:45):
Ready go, Hey, it's just Spencer gumball machine and candy
bending machines.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Bam, bam bam. Give us three kinds of twins ready.
Speaker 15 (08:57):
Count Yeah, twins, eternal friends, identical plan.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
No time like it, Ah, howurd for to win three
places that are drought prone.
Speaker 15 (09:12):
Ready go California, Nevada, and Arizona.
Speaker 16 (09:17):
And look at Howard last, Howard, I make you know
the drill, Buddy, you hang on, Jack will hook you up.
Speaker 15 (09:30):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Of course.
Speaker 15 (09:33):
I'd just like to say hey to my lovely daughter Faith.
She's up in the Boston area. She's the media and
community relations manager for a new professional Women's Hockey League
franchise in Boston, the Boston Fleet. Check them out on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow, man, that's awesome. Proud of you girls. So all right, yeah,
so tell us tell us how to get on YouTube.
I won't get Randy to write it down.
Speaker 15 (09:59):
Well, to get on YouTube, just hit p w h
L and you'll start getting.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Some hits the w h L.
Speaker 14 (10:07):
Yep.
Speaker 15 (10:08):
Yeah, there's there's six teams right now. It's it's in
their second season. And so pull from Boston, all right,
got to keep the cup in America.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, that's awesome, man. How the how the girl from
South Carolina wind up in the hockey playing hockey?
Speaker 15 (10:24):
It's it's a long drawn out story to quit the
New Yeah, she quit the New England Patriots to get
this job. She got on the Patriots because she was
a Patriots fan because.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Of my wife's from Boston.
Speaker 15 (10:36):
Okay, and so it kind of runs a long story.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Got a minute, Yeah, what Jackie does? I can only
talk to Jacket the boy. How we appreciate man, that
is awesome. Tell you Doug, we proud over you.
Speaker 17 (10:54):
Hang on all right, thank you, here we go, jump out,
catch you up on your knews.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Long happy boys on the other side and our meditations
with Monica about twenty minutes. Good morning it is it
(11:47):
makes you on the radios Friday morning. You know what
I mean. We're happy boys.
Speaker 18 (12:00):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Hubbub feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hubbub Oh.
Speaker 18 (12:08):
I might have to beat boy. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Oh we did good when things are going here? We hey, Hey,
my little box bot got in my car. Ubble hubble,
hobble hob a hubble, but it's got in the box
and put him in a drawer. Hub Oh, i'ma have
to beat boy. Oh, I'm a happy boy. Oh and
good when things are going here?
Speaker 18 (12:29):
We hey, hey, oh, forgot all about it for a
month and a half. Ubbub a hubble.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
I looked at in the drawer and started to laugh.
Hubbub ubbo because I might have to beat boy. Ima
have beat boy?
Speaker 19 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Ween did good? When things go yeah wa hey.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Good morning Bay shows on the radio, and here we go.
It's time once again for Meditations with Monica, your daily
dose of personal peace, serenity for your psych and balm
for your brain. And now your host Monica.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
I'm mistay friends, sending love to our regulars, and if
you knew, thank you for taking time to find some
mental clarity and calm and a hectic one. Now get
in a comfortable position. I hope you're wearing something loose
(14:13):
and unbinding, unlike that woman at Target.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
The other day.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Yoga pants are fine if they're the right size, but
three size is too small, never a good look. I mean,
what are you trying to prove? It doesn't make you
look younger, it just makes you look ridiculous and desperate.
Speaker 10 (14:39):
Free, focus on.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Calm and breed deep breaths in through the nose, out
through the mouth, which is much easier if it's not
full of piercings. I mean, one or two is fine,
but God, if you're going for a Guinness Book of
(15:05):
World Records, can't breathe through your nose when it's clogged
with boogers in metal. You think that looks good? Who
told you that looks good?
Speaker 10 (15:15):
Nobody?
Speaker 9 (15:16):
That's who? Bree ice and snowe. Do you have your
essential oil diffusers running inhale, those calming aromas, avender, sage, vanilla,
(15:39):
anything that gives you peace, anything except body odor, which
you certainly wouldn't slash, shouldn't go out in public with
especially with that yoga pants, cameltoe and order he face metal.
You're a grown ass woman.
Speaker 10 (15:59):
I'm sure you tell you're in.
Speaker 20 (16:00):
Your thirties with that cottage cheese booty tells me you're
close to fifty and if you keep eating those cheese doodles,
you won't get any older. Bree deep, slow, happy, res
(16:20):
Let your body release the tension.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
That your muscles gooo them as limp as your husband,
because I can't imagine anyone getting turned on by that
freak show.
Speaker 21 (16:37):
I mean, for God's sake, don't you own a mirror,
lady or have glasses.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
I can't believe you dare to go out in public.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You are a monster.
Speaker 21 (16:49):
Bray, I said, slow, damn it, choose relaxation, Listen to
your heartbeat, Kip, calm and serene. That's all for today.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Now you're ready to meet the death. See you next
time on Meditations with Mark. Good morning, you got a
big show on AL Radio. More chances you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 19 (17:23):
Home, I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 22 (17:37):
Oh, I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic Superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Good morning, this will make seawing the radio. Yeah man,
March fourteenth, nineteen sixty eight. You kid hang around living
room waiting watching the TV, and here it comes Batman.
The TV show Batman premiered on this date. Actually know
it ended. It was its last night show. Yeah, so
(18:52):
they were waiting quite a while. So how long did
the last seasons?
Speaker 18 (18:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I was saying what great I was in? Yeah, I
was way.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
Yaller than.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Alright, Well I shall, I shall have delved into it.
All I know is that the TV Batman is Adam
West yep, and he will always be Batman to me.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Ain't right?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What hit it?
Speaker 23 (19:21):
The penguin and his ten goons are plodding in a
back room pile. Crash, Dude bam In leaves the Batman,
making life CIVI again for Brother Gotham citizens.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
He's so bitching, he's so brave. It's back to the
bat camp. He's got cool and set off there and
he's caping collin.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
His gray underwear. Who is the hero that we like best?
Speaker 11 (19:44):
Gotta be the Batman's gotta be Adam West.
Speaker 12 (19:50):
At him West.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
I always cheer, I always squeal when he cries out
of the battle bill commissioners on the bat bar on
talking to the do choker has escaped, digging there, just alert.
Gotta read it up, read it up, emergency bat turn.
Each bad guy, he always guess, how does he stay dry?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
He never sweats?
Speaker 10 (20:15):
Which adie pursper rent does he like best?
Speaker 11 (20:18):
Gotta ask the Batman, Gotta ask Adam West.
Speaker 24 (20:24):
Add I'm West.
Speaker 23 (20:28):
You can have your mister Spock, you can have your Superman,
you can.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Have your Rottal Regular.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
You can beatles fan, sure that heroic, sure that it's dound.
But they can't hold a candle to the battest guy around.
You see him at conventions and shopping balls, meeting all
his fans. He's sure got you guys. I called the
TV gud for Batman fasts tune and into Batman Tune
(20:54):
and into Adam West.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Add him West.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
He's wrestled giant clams, He's been almost barbecued. Buddy always
gets a wet just when you thought he was screwed.
He's beating up the Joker, the Riddler and the others.
But now as great as food, as are the folks
at Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Will there be budget Blockbuster? Be a bat bomb?
Speaker 11 (21:19):
Well, Batmans care that Batman is also mister mom.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Tune in tomorrow to learn the rest. Kazabbie watching Batman's
Man staring.
Speaker 24 (21:29):
At Um West Adam West, Adam West, Adam, West Adam West.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Baturally you didn't know I was wearing my special super
thermal be long underwear.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Good Morning Bake shows on the radio. Coming up, We
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Hang on playing four ten minutes. First we're talking about
(22:12):
big show kids. Stephen Curry thirty seven years old, Jackie
time flies, dun Remember that little sucker you chasing him
around the studios. Where was uptown Charlotte? He chasing him?
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Y'all about to put me out?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Him and his brother didn't sit down and behave in
the steal. So, Dan, that's my job. This ain't no
babysitting service.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
Can't take your kids to work every day.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Every day he worked out. Well, let's uh celebrate Stem's birthday. Well,
this appearance on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh, it was so nice of that sweet Jackie to
let us meet her doll and nephew. Oh, Stephan, Stephen Steffan,
you shure it's okay for us be down here. One
more damn employee hands me a broom. I'm gonna bust
the spring. You by springs all the time. That's why
your couch look like a boomerang. You and your big
old ass. My ask at least I don't beef want
(23:08):
to back up and only beats around you. It's my
jackass detector heat beat beat. See now, don't you two start.
We're out in public with normal people. They don't want
to hear your miss. These ain't normal people. These as
professional basketball pas. It's like being in a forest of
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big sexy trees and I can see a couple just
begging to be climbed. You know, NBA stands for nice
big athletes.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Mama, Oh, hell, here we go. I love all them.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Big tall basketball men. Creave abdor your bar, Julius Irving,
Will Chamberlain, cat heel o'nil, Larry Bird all Larry Bird
hate the only white basketball player ever made me moy. Yeah,
that was a long time ago. What I've seen, you've
(24:03):
been stuck in a drug for the last fifty years.
Cle us. Oh, hell, don't clear us me. If they
wanted to see an antique, they go to a damn museum.
Come on, clean us. Come on. You know I don't
leave the house without my box cutter. Yeah, I brought
my own cutter case in point nice echo. Oh, I
(24:34):
think I got some dirt on my mudflaps. You're nasty.
Come on, let's find the bathroom. Mama, you stay here,
Come on, clear us. Hell, don't make me walk too fast.
Might have a mud slide, damn it. Soon as you write,
I could use a place to make water myself. This
looked like a bathroom. Knock, knock, I'm sorry, Can I
help you? Man? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know there's
(24:55):
anybody in here. I'm just looking for a place to
take a squat.
Speaker 14 (24:58):
Oh, yes, ma'am, this is a bathroom right here. Please
help yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh my goodness, I know who you are, your Stephen Curry.
I'm a friend of your aunt jacket.
Speaker 14 (25:10):
Oh yes, ma'am, and you are.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
All yours if when you play your card right, excuse me,
it's okay, sexy boy.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
I'm hip to the scene the sin.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I know all about you ball players away from the family,
get so lonely on the road, looking for a little
company and take the edge, y'all. Look like I showed
up just in time. Don't no, you don't have to
play coy with me. This ain't my first time in
the locker room. I wasn't a bench warman. Baby, I
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set that mother on fire.
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Whoa Now, wait a minute, Am I gonna have to
cost security?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Why don't you think you can handle all less by yourself? Baby?
Give me one for three Portland and make it nothing
but men? Oh, I help all cunible, ma'am.
Speaker 14 (26:11):
You're gonna have to leave. I need to rest and
eat dinner before the game.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well why not start with dessert? Wouldn't you like to
nibble on a horreo? Come over here, don't run away.
I'm a lot faster than I.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Look.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
You can fight a feeling, but you can't fight destiny.
Come here and give me a hug. Sorry, you know
in Japan that means I love you, Mama. She can't
get too far on that fake help? What's in here?
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Oh hell no, Mama busted?
Speaker 14 (26:51):
Oh thank god you're here. Can you get her off
of me?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Are you dune? Because I just get him started? Get
off that young man, you old heffa. He's an MVP.
He don't need a damn std damn it. Cratis, you
ain't nothing but a shot blocker, mister Curry. I am
so sorry. This is what happens when Kujo gets off
her leash. Ain't nobody getting off nothing around here? Thanky you.
Speaker 14 (27:13):
I'm not sure what just happened, but I gotta go.
I got a game to play.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We are so sorry. Oh good luck, Oh Steffen, stiff
and Stiffen take it to him son, make your heart proud.
I'll just leave you my number. I wrote it on
my panticy call me messed it by that much, Mama.
I'm ashamed of you acting that way. Let's go find
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out seat. I volunteer to put that old bird out
of her misery. I gotta stop by the snack by first.
I'm all worked up now. Oh lord, I need me
a corn dog. I hope they got a foot long?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I can't remember how ay Well, let's play John BOYD
Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out this famous cartoon
duo holds a record for winning the most Academy Awards
of any animated characters.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
Who are Tom and Jerry.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Had thirteen nominations and won seventy I mean seven, seven
of them. Today's John Boy Jeopardy before finding their way
to our salad bars. Ancient Greeks and Romans cultivated this
vegetable for medicinal purposes and considered it a powerful afrodisiac.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
Ah, what are stink pickles?
Speaker 11 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I want to delve into that.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
What you know?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Got one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We played John BOYD Jeopardy Next, Good Morning, Big Shows
(29:12):
on the Radio, Going through your Friday without feature track
from the Big Show bed Box. An entry into the
diary of Gary Busey after Saint Patrick's Day celebrations get
ready key words celebrations at the Big Box at the
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 13 (29:28):
Right now, let's play Yeahs Live across America.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's John Boy Keffany.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
And now your host a little embarrassing incident yesterday, the
bank froze his credit card for suspicious activity.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Turns out he was buying vegetables. He's Charmloyd.
Speaker 18 (29:50):
As a head.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Robert at a Robertsonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Robert, Hey,
good morning. How you doing, Hey, buddy, awesome man, welcome
in here. You got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning, so let's lay it back out there, Robert.
Before finding their way to our salad bars, ancient Greeks
(30:12):
and Romans cultivated this vegetable for medicinal purposes, considered it
a powerful afrodisiac. What you think, you, buddy, carrots? Let's
see is it carrots? Learned about carrots? You know, karts
(30:36):
weren't always orange. Early carrots had a purple exterior and
a yellow core.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So does.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
The Arab traders spread their seeds across Asia, Africa and Arabia,
and they sprouted in shade of purple, white, yellow, red, green,
and even black. The first have you got a minute?
The first orange cares appeared in sixteenth century Holland. They
(31:05):
were patriotically bred to match the Dutch Royal House of Orange.
Speaker 9 (31:13):
Well, so nothing about the afridijia.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No maybe it just wasn't that much to do by Darren.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Ancient Roman Romans, a lot of things were considered afridisy. Actually,
if you look at all their history, they're all in
an orgy all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
What the hell stumnacient Romans? Hey, it worked out for you, Robert,
you got the LS Tractor Prize. By congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 18 (31:39):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 11 (31:40):
All right?
Speaker 24 (31:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Why how many hours hopp of your news? Hey? About
twenty minutes? Crack over the brand new script jumping and
playhouse act out? Who hang around good morning this week
(32:31):
showing the radio? Well man, that's crazy. Yesterday by this
time when we was talking about the Scientology deal through
the show, and uh, Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise and
got into it and divors and ran from it. Get
away from them aliens in the volcanoes?
Speaker 11 (32:47):
You do there?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
We're talking about Dawson's Creek. Out got to meet her,
James Vanderbilt, No, the other kid, Josh me and who
went to a Panthers game together that little French quarter fair. Yeah,
man's good kids, becking. So anyway, that's Dawson's Creek and uh,
just what happens today is the producer Kevin Williamson. He's
(33:11):
sixty years old. He was the creator of Dawson's Creek
racinally wastelands.
Speaker 24 (33:17):
What he did there?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Jons Jackson Hunt sure enough man, he is alright new
so celebrating Dawson's Creek. Well, Lord cheryld the big show.
We came close after thirty years.
Speaker 12 (33:31):
Floyd Lawson is leaving me beer.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I'm out of here, yall.
Speaker 12 (33:36):
It's a bunch of loser starting all over again, a
new town, a new shop. I'm not a barber, I'm
a stylist. I'm going for the young hip generation X Crown.
The WB proudly invites you to visit Lawson's Creek.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
He little shat you right there, Dawson.
Speaker 12 (33:56):
I hat a quick trim, teenage angst, dysfunctional relationships and
lots of witch hazels. This week's got it all. So
I'm all have about a haircut and he's all no things,
and I'm all are you sure? And he's all leave
me alone, you freak. He was so not interested. James
Van Paker, Katie Holmes and Howard mcneeghor as Floyd the Barber.
(34:19):
You know that Bubby the vapire slayers got a nice
head of hair. Lawson's Creek Wednesdays at ten on the
Double Double WB.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio for you.
Friday morning, March the fourteenth. What I got Your scripts?
Led sacked?
Speaker 25 (35:09):
Oh Friends, your old pal Burtburn here with another gut
bubbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Today's episode The Verdict.
Speaker 25 (35:18):
As our story opens, professional ambulance chaser Max Sentence is
making his closing argument before Judge Judy Moran. Look, your honor,
the evidence against my client is entirely circumstantial. Now you
may have his fingerprints, his DNA, his driver's license, security
camera footage of my client leaving the scene of the crime,
(35:38):
the murder weapon at the alleged murder weapon, a couple
of untrustworthy eyewitnesses, and yes, even my client's confession.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
But what you don't have is the body of the victim.
You all merely presume the victim is dead, for without
the body, you have no proof, and with no proof,
there is reasonable doubt the alleged victim is truly deceased,
and therefore my client deserves a verdict of.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Not guilty. And scene.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Counselor you've been rattling off at the Yeah, but for
about twenty minutes.
Speaker 10 (36:10):
Are we close to bottling the ends? Or does this
monologue have an act too, your honor.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I am nearly finished.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
But first I have a little surprise for you.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
You're not gonna do that pick of cod any cod
thing again, are you?
Speaker 24 (36:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Look at me.
Speaker 10 (36:24):
Are you gonna ask me to guess another one of
your oppressions?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
No, but I do a great Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
I'm not interested. Let's just wrap this up. It's almost lunchtime.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Well, if you're looking for a recommendation, I know a
place that served the best stuffed cabbage in the Tri
County area.
Speaker 10 (36:39):
No enough, finish your summation or I'll find you in contempt.
Speaker 26 (36:43):
All right, all right, all right, you're forcing me to
play my big card, Your honor. In a moment, the
alleged victim will walk through that door, the very person
presumed dead. We'll stroll in here a lot and well,
and you and the prosecution will have egg on your face.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
All right, come in, Well, where is he?
Speaker 4 (37:15):
He's not here, but everyone turned to see if he
would enter the court. Therefore, there is reasonable doubt the
defense rests and thank you. All right, the court finds
your client guilty.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
What wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
You must have some doubt everyone was staring at that door.
Speaker 10 (37:38):
Yes, we were all looking, but your client wasn't.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
Son of us.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Look here, where is this place with the stuffed cabbage?
Speaker 25 (37:57):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the attorneys in
pression of Arnold Schwarzenegger say.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 10 (38:03):
Don't be on my leg and tell me are creating.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Good morning, The big show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy had a hard time
getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. And
here's your one hour alert and one hour we will
give away John Boys one of them fans number one
hundred and thirty four at Novelty one million dollar bill
featuring Humpy Wheeler former GMM and Jarna Motor Speedway and
of nineteen ninety John Boyn Billy Max racecar he captured
(39:30):
at the Breakfast of Champions. A lot of you Big
Show listeners got to attend one from the ten years,
and we did them towards Shottamotor Speedway, the Lovely Sandwich
Construction Company, the first gathering place for NASCAR.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
Such a big deal.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
It was, yeah, all right then, So you got one hour,
gets your name and the hat go to the Big
Show dot com.
Good morning everybody. The big shows on the radio, hangout.
We're gonna show our.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one line.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I forgot it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Thank god, I can write down all my bits.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'm the dumb boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Talking do to do homing at them? It is Friday
the fourteenth, that's good luck.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yay, unlike Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, Thursday Thursday days all right, just all defends that
thirteen bass and do you believe in that stuff? I
love your numbers. I believe a lot of people do. Booky.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
It does.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Back. Of course, before gambling was a perfectly legal thing
to do in our home state of North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Oh it's okay, you can still do it illegally.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
All right, Well, let's talk about the things that we
can do within the law and within the the realm
of our mortal man to help our neighbors.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
What are you talking.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm just trying to be positive. First thing this morning.
You know, we're gonna have meditations with Monica in about
woh hour and forty minutes if you can just wait
for that, and that should really get you going out
the door wonderfully meditated.
Speaker 9 (02:19):
Great way to set your intentions for the day.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, be better going out the door heavily medicated. After
you hear Monica, we got a lot to do. Don't
let me spoil it here, all right? Looking forward to it?
Does Friday the Happy Accompaniment, Friday Morning Songs. We're honoring
Batman and the good Batman on TV, not the movies
(02:44):
that from Michael Keaton to the other guys.
Speaker 10 (02:50):
Robert Pattinson.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And we will honor a big show kid who was
having a birthday today. That would be Stephen Curry. And
how about about Shack saying, uh, he should be mentioned
with the greats of all time when you talk Lebron
Michael Jordan's, Steph Curry's name should be there. Did you
(03:15):
see what she said when when he said that jacket?
That was awesome?
Speaker 11 (03:18):
Man?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And we agree, all right? All right, so that's your
goodness going. Let's see National Potato Chip Day, National Learn
About Butterflies Day, National Pie Day. That's a mathematical pie. Now,
I was excited. Yeah. National Write Down Your Story Day
challenges you to tell your story in written form. O
(03:42):
Kennis Mooth National Children's Craft Day. You got kids and
children's what craft oats? What do you think of the crap?
All right, so there's the nationals. Okay, good, good, Now
we're ready to go. Let's get into it. We're got
to first prize, back out and get the winning. But
we're awake. Big Shows on the radio. Good morning, Big
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Speaker 10 (04:43):
It's let's face it, I'm kapok.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
All right, let's do the three days in history. You
get them categories nineteen ninety six, in Texas, thieves stole
three candy machines from just outside the office of Dallas
Police Chief Ben Click the city council want announce immediately.
Eminem's were all over saving downtown Dallas. Yeah, let's move
up to twenty eighteen. NASA a twin study. He finds
(05:14):
that Scott Kelly is no longer identical to his twin brother.
After one year in space, seven percent of his genes
were altered. Yeah, that's kind of wow. I never heard
that before you.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
And did he come back a little shorter?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well they all do.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, what about those astronauts have been stuck up there
for about a year that Biden wouldn't go get Now,
Elon Musk is gonna go get it. Well, have you say?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
I'm a little worried that Elon blew up two of
his rockets in the past.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Man, I know that's wild, ain't it? But those you
have to see that girl with a hair nothing that floating,
I mean you'd lose I guess he's got a workouts
no gravity. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Have you heard what Elon must calls? What's how he
refers to the gets to blow up. He didn't say
they blew up, they explained. He said they were unscheduled disassemblies.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's good old NASA dog round There sounds like, yeah,
all right, well there was nobody on them, so you know,
you gotta gotta give you gotta go food. That's what
they say about these geniuses. You know, everything don't work
in the first drive, Gotta keep at it, all right.
And then finally, let's go to California on this date
in twenty nineteen, they officially free of drought for the
(06:32):
first time in more than seven years. And then we
all know what happened. Just short lived talk all right there,
So that gives us three categories. One eight hundred Big Show.
That's your toll free line. Come on, playout bursts next,
(07:12):
Good Morning, It's a Big Show on the radio. Friday,
March fourteen, I fix your track for the Big Show,
bed Box and the entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
It's after Saint Patrick's Day celebrations. There's your keywords celebrations
at a big Box at the Big Show dot com ups.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Bully he gave the prizes from the
Big Prize Game.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
This should it be a lot of fun win you're
playing upers.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
Have a urry up and guest time you have the
best time.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 13 (08:00):
Let's say, hey, Howard from Florence, South Carolina, Good.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Morning, come boy, Hey, how are they doing? Buddy? Pretty good?
Had a check?
Speaker 14 (08:23):
Well, you know, I almost I almost said not too good.
I have it.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
That goes.
Speaker 10 (08:29):
But it's the fourteenth, so we're lucky.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, we are lucky. All right, Let's send Howard out
in the door, a winner of some world lawn mower's
cool swag. Here we go, Howard in five seconds, three
candy machines.
Speaker 15 (08:45):
Ready go, Hey, it's just Spencer gumball machine and candy
bending machines.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Bam, bam bam. Give us three kinds of twins ready.
Speaker 15 (08:57):
Count Yeah, twins, eternal friends, identical plan.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
No time like it, Ah, howurd for to win three
places that are drought prone.
Speaker 15 (09:12):
Ready go California, Nevada, and Arizona.
Speaker 16 (09:17):
And look at Howard last, Howard, I make you know
the drill, Buddy, you hang on, Jack will hook you up.
Speaker 15 (09:30):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Of course.
Speaker 15 (09:33):
I'd just like to say hey to my lovely daughter Faith.
She's up in the Boston area. She's the media and
community relations manager for a new professional Women's Hockey League
franchise in Boston, the Boston Fleet. Check them out on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow, man, that's awesome. Proud of you girls. So all right, yeah,
so tell us tell us how to get on YouTube.
I won't get Randy to write it down.
Speaker 15 (09:59):
Well, to get on YouTube, just hit p w h
L and you'll start getting.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Some hits the w h L.
Speaker 14 (10:07):
Yep.
Speaker 15 (10:08):
Yeah, there's there's six teams right now. It's it's in
their second season. And so pull from Boston, all right,
got to keep the cup in America.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, that's awesome, man. How the how the girl from
South Carolina wind up in the hockey playing hockey?
Speaker 15 (10:24):
It's it's a long drawn out story to quit the
New Yeah, she quit the New England Patriots to get
this job. She got on the Patriots because she was
a Patriots fan because.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Of my wife's from Boston.
Speaker 15 (10:36):
Okay, and so it kind of runs a long story.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Got a minute, Yeah, what Jackie does? I can only
talk to Jacket the boy. How we appreciate man, that
is awesome. Tell you Doug, we proud over you.
Speaker 17 (10:54):
Hang on all right, thank you, here we go, jump out,
catch you up on your knews.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Long happy boys on the other side and our meditations
with Monica about twenty minutes. Good morning it is it
(11:47):
makes you on the radios Friday morning. You know what
I mean. We're happy boys.
Speaker 18 (12:00):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Hubbub feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hubbub Oh.
Speaker 18 (12:08):
I might have to beat boy. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Oh we did good when things are going here? We hey, Hey,
my little box bot got in my car. Ubble hubble,
hobble hob a hubble, but it's got in the box
and put him in a drawer. Hub Oh, i'ma have
to beat boy. Oh, I'm a happy boy. Oh and
good when things are going here?
Speaker 18 (12:29):
We hey, hey, oh, forgot all about it for a
month and a half. Ubbub a hubble.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
I looked at in the drawer and started to laugh.
Hubbub ubbo because I might have to beat boy. Ima
have beat boy?
Speaker 19 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Ween did good? When things go yeah wa hey.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Good morning Bay shows on the radio, and here we go.
It's time once again for Meditations with Monica, your daily
dose of personal peace, serenity for your psych and balm
for your brain. And now your host Monica.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
I'm mistay friends, sending love to our regulars, and if
you knew, thank you for taking time to find some
mental clarity and calm and a hectic one. Now get
in a comfortable position. I hope you're wearing something loose
(14:13):
and unbinding, unlike that woman at Target.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
The other day.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Yoga pants are fine if they're the right size, but
three size is too small, never a good look. I mean,
what are you trying to prove? It doesn't make you
look younger, it just makes you look ridiculous and desperate.
Speaker 10 (14:39):
Free, focus on.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Calm and breed deep breaths in through the nose, out
through the mouth, which is much easier if it's not
full of piercings. I mean, one or two is fine,
but God, if you're going for a Guinness Book of
(15:05):
World Records, can't breathe through your nose when it's clogged
with boogers in metal. You think that looks good? Who
told you that looks good?
Speaker 10 (15:15):
Nobody?
Speaker 9 (15:16):
That's who? Bree ice and snowe. Do you have your
essential oil diffusers running inhale, those calming aromas, avender, sage, vanilla,
(15:39):
anything that gives you peace, anything except body odor, which
you certainly wouldn't slash, shouldn't go out in public with
especially with that yoga pants, cameltoe and order he face metal.
You're a grown ass woman.
Speaker 10 (15:59):
I'm sure you tell you're in.
Speaker 20 (16:00):
Your thirties with that cottage cheese booty tells me you're
close to fifty and if you keep eating those cheese doodles,
you won't get any older. Bree deep, slow, happy, res
(16:20):
Let your body release the tension.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
That your muscles gooo them as limp as your husband,
because I can't imagine anyone getting turned on by that
freak show.
Speaker 21 (16:37):
I mean, for God's sake, don't you own a mirror,
lady or have glasses.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
I can't believe you dare to go out in public.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You are a monster.
Speaker 21 (16:49):
Bray, I said, slow, damn it, choose relaxation, Listen to
your heartbeat, Kip, calm and serene. That's all for today.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Now you're ready to meet the death. See you next
time on Meditations with Mark. Good morning, you got a
big show on AL Radio. More chances you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 19 (17:23):
Home, I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 22 (17:37):
Oh, I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic Superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Good morning, this will make seawing the radio. Yeah man,
March fourteenth, nineteen sixty eight. You kid hang around living
room waiting watching the TV, and here it comes Batman.
The TV show Batman premiered on this date. Actually know
it ended. It was its last night show. Yeah, so
(18:52):
they were waiting quite a while. So how long did
the last seasons?
Speaker 18 (18:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I was saying what great I was in? Yeah, I
was way.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
Yaller than.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Alright, Well I shall, I shall have delved into it.
All I know is that the TV Batman is Adam
West yep, and he will always be Batman to me.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Ain't right?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What hit it?
Speaker 23 (19:21):
The penguin and his ten goons are plodding in a
back room pile. Crash, Dude bam In leaves the Batman,
making life CIVI again for Brother Gotham citizens.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
He's so bitching, he's so brave. It's back to the
bat camp. He's got cool and set off there and
he's caping collin.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
His gray underwear. Who is the hero that we like best?
Speaker 11 (19:44):
Gotta be the Batman's gotta be Adam West.
Speaker 12 (19:50):
At him West.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
I always cheer, I always squeal when he cries out
of the battle bill commissioners on the bat bar on
talking to the do choker has escaped, digging there, just alert.
Gotta read it up, read it up, emergency bat turn.
Each bad guy, he always guess, how does he stay dry?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
He never sweats?
Speaker 10 (20:15):
Which adie pursper rent does he like best?
Speaker 11 (20:18):
Gotta ask the Batman, Gotta ask Adam West.
Speaker 24 (20:24):
Add I'm West.
Speaker 23 (20:28):
You can have your mister Spock, you can have your Superman,
you can.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Have your Rottal Regular.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
You can beatles fan, sure that heroic, sure that it's dound.
But they can't hold a candle to the battest guy around.
You see him at conventions and shopping balls, meeting all
his fans. He's sure got you guys. I called the
TV gud for Batman fasts tune and into Batman Tune
(20:54):
and into Adam West.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Add him West.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
He's wrestled giant clams, He's been almost barbecued. Buddy always
gets a wet just when you thought he was screwed.
He's beating up the Joker, the Riddler and the others.
But now as great as food, as are the folks
at Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Will there be budget Blockbuster? Be a bat bomb?
Speaker 11 (21:19):
Well, Batmans care that Batman is also mister mom.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Tune in tomorrow to learn the rest. Kazabbie watching Batman's
Man staring.
Speaker 24 (21:29):
At Um West Adam West, Adam West, Adam, West Adam West.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Baturally you didn't know I was wearing my special super
thermal be long underwear.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Good Morning Bake shows on the radio. Coming up, We
played John Board, Jeoparday Winter gets an LS tractor Prouz Back.
It includes a hat, stainless steel and so Lady tumbler
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find your local dealer Leite customers, start blue and stay blue.
Hang on playing four ten minutes. First we're talking about
(22:12):
big show kids. Stephen Curry thirty seven years old, Jackie
time flies, dun Remember that little sucker you chasing him
around the studios. Where was uptown Charlotte? He chasing him?
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Y'all about to put me out?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Him and his brother didn't sit down and behave in
the steal. So, Dan, that's my job. This ain't no
babysitting service.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
Can't take your kids to work every day.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Every day he worked out. Well, let's uh celebrate Stem's birthday. Well,
this appearance on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh, it was so nice of that sweet Jackie to
let us meet her doll and nephew. Oh, Stephan, Stephen Steffan,
you shure it's okay for us be down here. One
more damn employee hands me a broom. I'm gonna bust
the spring. You by springs all the time. That's why
your couch look like a boomerang. You and your big
old ass. My ask at least I don't beef want
(23:08):
to back up and only beats around you. It's my
jackass detector heat beat beat. See now, don't you two start.
We're out in public with normal people. They don't want
to hear your miss. These ain't normal people. These as
professional basketball pas. It's like being in a forest of
(23:29):
big sexy trees and I can see a couple just
begging to be climbed. You know, NBA stands for nice
big athletes.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Mama, Oh, hell, here we go. I love all them.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Big tall basketball men. Creave abdor your bar, Julius Irving,
Will Chamberlain, cat heel o'nil, Larry Bird all Larry Bird
hate the only white basketball player ever made me moy. Yeah,
that was a long time ago. What I've seen, you've
(24:03):
been stuck in a drug for the last fifty years.
Cle us. Oh, hell, don't clear us me. If they
wanted to see an antique, they go to a damn museum.
Come on, clean us. Come on. You know I don't
leave the house without my box cutter. Yeah, I brought
my own cutter case in point nice echo. Oh, I
(24:34):
think I got some dirt on my mudflaps. You're nasty.
Come on, let's find the bathroom. Mama, you stay here,
Come on, clear us. Hell, don't make me walk too fast.
Might have a mud slide, damn it. Soon as you write,
I could use a place to make water myself. This
looked like a bathroom. Knock, knock, I'm sorry, Can I
help you? Man? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know there's
(24:55):
anybody in here. I'm just looking for a place to
take a squat.
Speaker 14 (24:58):
Oh, yes, ma'am, this is a bathroom right here. Please
help yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh my goodness, I know who you are, your Stephen Curry.
I'm a friend of your aunt jacket.
Speaker 14 (25:10):
Oh yes, ma'am, and you are.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
All yours if when you play your card right, excuse me,
it's okay, sexy boy.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
I'm hip to the scene the sin.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I know all about you ball players away from the family,
get so lonely on the road, looking for a little
company and take the edge, y'all. Look like I showed
up just in time. Don't no, you don't have to
play coy with me. This ain't my first time in
the locker room. I wasn't a bench warman. Baby, I
(25:44):
set that mother on fire.
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Whoa Now, wait a minute, Am I gonna have to
cost security?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Why don't you think you can handle all less by yourself? Baby?
Give me one for three Portland and make it nothing
but men? Oh, I help all cunible, ma'am.
Speaker 14 (26:11):
You're gonna have to leave. I need to rest and
eat dinner before the game.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well why not start with dessert? Wouldn't you like to
nibble on a horreo? Come over here, don't run away.
I'm a lot faster than I.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Look.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
You can fight a feeling, but you can't fight destiny.
Come here and give me a hug. Sorry, you know
in Japan that means I love you, Mama. She can't
get too far on that fake help? What's in here?
(26:47):
Oh hell no, Mama busted?
Speaker 14 (26:51):
Oh thank god you're here. Can you get her off
of me?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Are you dune? Because I just get him started? Get
off that young man, you old heffa. He's an MVP.
He don't need a damn std damn it. Cratis, you
ain't nothing but a shot blocker, mister Curry. I am
so sorry. This is what happens when Kujo gets off
her leash. Ain't nobody getting off nothing around here? Thanky you.
Speaker 14 (27:13):
I'm not sure what just happened, but I gotta go.
I got a game to play.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We are so sorry. Oh good luck, Oh Steffen, stiff
and Stiffen take it to him son, make your heart proud.
I'll just leave you my number. I wrote it on
my panticy call me messed it by that much, Mama.
I'm ashamed of you acting that way. Let's go find
(27:37):
out seat. I volunteer to put that old bird out
of her misery. I gotta stop by the snack by first.
I'm all worked up now. Oh lord, I need me
a corn dog. I hope they got a foot long?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I can't remember how ay Well, let's play John BOYD
Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out this famous cartoon
duo holds a record for winning the most Academy Awards
of any animated characters.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
Who are Tom and Jerry.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Had thirteen nominations and won seventy I mean seven, seven
of them. Today's John Boy Jeopardy before finding their way
to our salad bars. Ancient Greeks and Romans cultivated this
vegetable for medicinal purposes and considered it a powerful afrodisiac.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
Ah, what are stink pickles?
Speaker 11 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I want to delve into that.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
What you know?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Got one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We played John BOYD Jeopardy Next, Good Morning, Big Shows
(29:12):
on the Radio, Going through your Friday without feature track
from the Big Show bed Box. An entry into the
diary of Gary Busey after Saint Patrick's Day celebrations get
ready key words celebrations at the Big Box at the
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 13 (29:28):
Right now, let's play Yeahs Live across America.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's John Boy Keffany.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
And now your host a little embarrassing incident yesterday, the
bank froze his credit card for suspicious activity.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Turns out he was buying vegetables. He's Charmloyd.
Speaker 18 (29:50):
As a head.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Robert at a Robertsonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Robert, Hey,
good morning. How you doing, Hey, buddy, awesome man, welcome
in here. You got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning, so let's lay it back out there, Robert.
Before finding their way to our salad bars, ancient Greeks
(30:12):
and Romans cultivated this vegetable for medicinal purposes, considered it
a powerful afrodisiac. What you think, you, buddy, carrots? Let's
see is it carrots? Learned about carrots? You know, karts
(30:36):
weren't always orange. Early carrots had a purple exterior and
a yellow core.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So does.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
The Arab traders spread their seeds across Asia, Africa and Arabia,
and they sprouted in shade of purple, white, yellow, red, green,
and even black. The first have you got a minute?
The first orange cares appeared in sixteenth century Holland. They
(31:05):
were patriotically bred to match the Dutch Royal House of Orange.
Speaker 9 (31:13):
Well, so nothing about the afridijia.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No maybe it just wasn't that much to do by Darren.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Ancient Roman Romans, a lot of things were considered afridisy. Actually,
if you look at all their history, they're all in
an orgy all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
What the hell stumnacient Romans? Hey, it worked out for you, Robert,
you got the LS Tractor Prize. By congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 18 (31:39):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 11 (31:40):
All right?
Speaker 24 (31:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Why how many hours hopp of your news? Hey? About
twenty minutes? Crack over the brand new script jumping and
playhouse act out? Who hang around good morning this week
(32:31):
showing the radio? Well man, that's crazy. Yesterday by this
time when we was talking about the Scientology deal through
the show, and uh, Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise and
got into it and divors and ran from it. Get
away from them aliens in the volcanoes?
Speaker 11 (32:47):
You do there?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
We're talking about Dawson's Creek. Out got to meet her,
James Vanderbilt, No, the other kid, Josh me and who
went to a Panthers game together that little French quarter fair. Yeah,
man's good kids, becking. So anyway, that's Dawson's Creek and uh,
just what happens today is the producer Kevin Williamson. He's
(33:11):
sixty years old. He was the creator of Dawson's Creek
racinally wastelands.
Speaker 24 (33:17):
What he did there?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Jons Jackson Hunt sure enough man, he is alright new
so celebrating Dawson's Creek. Well, Lord cheryld the big show.
We came close after thirty years.
Speaker 12 (33:31):
Floyd Lawson is leaving me beer.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I'm out of here, yall.
Speaker 12 (33:36):
It's a bunch of loser starting all over again, a
new town, a new shop. I'm not a barber, I'm
a stylist. I'm going for the young hip generation X Crown.
The WB proudly invites you to visit Lawson's Creek.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
He little shat you right there, Dawson.
Speaker 12 (33:56):
I hat a quick trim, teenage angst, dysfunctional relationships and
lots of witch hazels. This week's got it all. So
I'm all have about a haircut and he's all no things,
and I'm all are you sure? And he's all leave
me alone, you freak. He was so not interested. James
Van Paker, Katie Holmes and Howard mcneeghor as Floyd the Barber.
(34:19):
You know that Bubby the vapire slayers got a nice
head of hair. Lawson's Creek Wednesdays at ten on the
Double Double WB.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio for you.
Friday morning, March the fourteenth. What I got Your scripts?
Led sacked?
Speaker 25 (35:09):
Oh Friends, your old pal Burtburn here with another gut
bubbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Today's episode The Verdict.
Speaker 25 (35:18):
As our story opens, professional ambulance chaser Max Sentence is
making his closing argument before Judge Judy Moran. Look, your honor,
the evidence against my client is entirely circumstantial. Now you
may have his fingerprints, his DNA, his driver's license, security
camera footage of my client leaving the scene of the crime,
(35:38):
the murder weapon at the alleged murder weapon, a couple
of untrustworthy eyewitnesses, and yes, even my client's confession.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
But what you don't have is the body of the victim.
You all merely presume the victim is dead, for without
the body, you have no proof, and with no proof,
there is reasonable doubt the alleged victim is truly deceased,
and therefore my client deserves a verdict of.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Not guilty. And scene.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Counselor you've been rattling off at the Yeah, but for
about twenty minutes.
Speaker 10 (36:10):
Are we close to bottling the ends? Or does this
monologue have an act too, your honor.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I am nearly finished.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
But first I have a little surprise for you.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
You're not gonna do that pick of cod any cod
thing again, are you?
Speaker 24 (36:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Look at me.
Speaker 10 (36:24):
Are you gonna ask me to guess another one of
your oppressions?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
No, but I do a great Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
I'm not interested. Let's just wrap this up. It's almost lunchtime.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Well, if you're looking for a recommendation, I know a
place that served the best stuffed cabbage in the Tri
County area.
Speaker 10 (36:39):
No enough, finish your summation or I'll find you in contempt.
Speaker 26 (36:43):
All right, all right, all right, you're forcing me to
play my big card, Your honor. In a moment, the
alleged victim will walk through that door, the very person
presumed dead. We'll stroll in here a lot and well,
and you and the prosecution will have egg on your face.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
All right, come in, Well, where is he?
Speaker 4 (37:15):
He's not here, but everyone turned to see if he
would enter the court. Therefore, there is reasonable doubt the
defense rests and thank you. All right, the court finds
your client guilty.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
What wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
You must have some doubt everyone was staring at that door.
Speaker 10 (37:38):
Yes, we were all looking, but your client wasn't.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
Son of us.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Look here, where is this place with the stuffed cabbage?
Speaker 25 (37:57):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the attorneys in
pression of Arnold Schwarzenegger say.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 10 (38:03):
Don't be on my leg and tell me are creating.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Good morning, The big show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy had a hard time
getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. And
here's your one hour alert and one hour we will
give away John Boys one of them fans number one
hundred and thirty four at Novelty one million dollar bill
featuring Humpy Wheeler former GMM and Jarna Motor Speedway and
of nineteen ninety John Boyn Billy Max racecar he captured
(39:30):
at the Breakfast of Champions. A lot of you Big
Show listeners got to attend one from the ten years,
and we did them towards Shottamotor Speedway, the Lovely Sandwich
Construction Company, the first gathering place for NASCAR.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
Such a big deal.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
It was, yeah, all right then, So you got one hour,
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