March 14, 2025 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday favorites.. - Today is the anniversary of the final episode of the original Batman TV series - starring our favorite Batman, Adam West - so we’ll honor him musically.. - NBA superstar/Jackie’s nephew, Stephen Curry celebrates his birthday today, so we’ll introduce him to the Klumps.. - Today’s playhouse is set in the courtroom and is titled, “The Verdict”.. - Sports Guru, Tom Sorensen checks in to compare wins and losses with John Boy.. - and Gary Busey makes an entry into his diary about his wild St. Patrick’s Day last year…
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Just don't work.
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Just yeahayday.
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Work work?
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What work? What work?
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Man?
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We gotta get out of here.
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Does have a light?
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I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
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Oh?
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No, we don't have fun.
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We just we just work.
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Here's here's the fun, right.
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Giving me any.
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Yeah.
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Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
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The weekend things are at their darkest. Pal It's a
brave man.
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I can kick party.
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All is and taste you as.
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Cool buzz.
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Fot Oh, No, I am a today.
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I'm happy cat page.
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Work work what what what?
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What?
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What's what's work?
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I hate work?
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I hate work.
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Are right now.
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Time will beat the block. Everybody here's me, our contestant.
I'm from Altus, Oklahoma. We got Teresa. Come on to Teresa.
Good morning, good.
Speaker 14 (05:01):
Money, weaving, Happy Friday here baby, So we don't what
we do asked that or some questions.
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You get two bells before two buzzers and you win.
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I guess.
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Tighter. Your job requires you to work from eleven at
night until seven in the morning. What's that commonly.
Speaker 15 (05:43):
Called commonly called prostitution?
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Who's keeping those hours? That's kindly called the graveyard ship?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Called the graveyard ship? Just kidding about the prostitutes. They
work all hours, Theresa. Do you agree or disagree with
a graveyard ship? I have to agree. There was a
day of dude in graveyard ship, a worn graveyards in.
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Oh yeah, I worn't caroins remember that whole studio. It
was the scariest hide on my line. Such a list.
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You don't you got to go sit in that park
by yourself.
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Uh rode to roller coaster for hour and a half.
I know, let's go. Let's go and get back to
Teresa right now. If you don't mind there, Theresa, there's
one bell. Let's get another one, Tyre. There's an organization
of people from all over the world called the Baker
Street Irregulars. Hey, who are all interested in the same thing?
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What is it?
Speaker 11 (06:55):
The International Prune Association Bakery regular.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Wouldn't they be the Baker Street Regulars.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well, that's going to the pro.
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There.
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Yeah. Yeah, they they're called the Banker Street Regulars. They're
interested in.
Speaker 15 (07:20):
Author Ian Fleming.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Author I is that the one that did James Bond?
Is that is that Ian Fleming? For some reason, Taylor says,
author Ian Fleming? Who did James Bond? Resa, agree or disagree?
I'm going to disagree. Wow, I don't know. Well that
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was the thing to do.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
There.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So what it was is Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes because
his fiction Little Dress. You know, he lived on Baker Street.
Speaker 15 (07:59):
But they were you regular.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And who did mad Into song Hell on Baker Street?
Jerry Rafferty Jerry Rafferty on Baker Street. All right, Well,
so good Teresa, way to go, baby, you got the
price packing you beating the blog.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
You all have a great day.
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other side of Tom Cats over this Friday morning, get
us alive the wa and towards.
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What you got boy that ain't gonna stand?
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The coup.
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Made a man trick you in the canny his water
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Yow, what's up?
Speaker 17 (09:47):
Welcome to ax Ike, And let me preface this by saying,
I got nothing the place to go for all the
four on one you need for all your u What
do you call afro legalational relations?
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Shrimps?
Speaker 13 (10:03):
Dig this, yo Ike?
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That's a white guy.
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Not so far.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
V En.
Speaker 17 (10:20):
Toldan yo Ike. Well, it's finally happened. My marriage is
officially on the skids. In fact, the fecal matter has
collided with the oscillating rotary atmosphere. Agitator, say what, I
go to my color man, billy white.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Guy that's been to college.
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Apparently, Yeah, like having Randy bag, but I regress. She
has got a real shock For a lawyer. I've never
been through anything like this, and I want to make
sure I adequately shield my gloodyess maximum he getting on min.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm not ready to pull the plug on this lead hanging.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
Now.
Speaker 17 (11:06):
I know you've been through a divorce the divorce mill
a time or two. I need the benefit of your experience.
What do I look for in a good lawyer? Signed
royally screwed in royal oak, Dear rookie one time iqually
admit the first divorce is the worstest. It's devastation, baby,
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time some old hole sends you packing is like Hurricane
Katrina going through your bank account and the quote unquote
victims spend it about the same way too, casey yeagermeister,
and tickets to see Usher not that that that that
Now being the man, you automatically the bad guy and
(11:51):
you are gonna get taken to the cleaner. I don't
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with the whole damn neighborhood. You going down, so you're
as well played dirty, and that means having the right
law dog to drop the hammer on that no good
skank Banada yours what showed.
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You the dog?
Speaker 15 (12:09):
But you better do your homework.
Speaker 17 (12:11):
The wrong lawyer can make your situation even worse than
it already is.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Believe that holds killing.
Speaker 17 (12:19):
So here's Ike's top ten ways to tell if you
need to look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your
wife's lawyer sees who your lawyer is and high fires
the other guy. Number nine. Your lawyer keeps actually in
the court reporter if she wants to see his legal briefs.
(12:44):
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you crack. Number seven. Every couple of minutes he yell
I called Jack Daniels to the witness stand. Number six.
(13:06):
During the trial, you catch him playing his game boy.
Number five, ask every hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 15 (13:20):
Number four.
Speaker 17 (13:22):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs himself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason.
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Y'all name him. Number three. He picks the.
Speaker 17 (13:39):
Jury by playing Dunk Dunk goose.
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Number two. He frequently flips jury number four the finger
and the number one way you can tell you need
a new lawyer. He is halfway through the trial. He
puts a no refund signed on the table. I'm telling you,
my brother, you wind up with.
Speaker 17 (14:05):
One of these balloon heads and your you, old lady
gonna clean you out like brothers stripping down a caddy
and alley. You'll be fought to give up the highlight,
and that means no more vienias. Oh hell no. If
I was you, you best be breaking off all contact.
Whatever one of them. Mattock wanna bees along with a
toe of your shoe and the crack of the ass
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Foxer by Jojia Boot, I'm gonna get something by this gig.
Hell my brother, you might be better off defending your
own self. That way, you wind up paying your own
self and going through a divorce.
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You gonna use the extra money.
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How they friends with Saint Patrick's just around the corner.
I ain't quite sure what that holiday is all about,
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something in minutes. Right now, All Things Sports with our
man Tom Sorenson. We always start with the NFL because
that's where we left off and Tom old first, Good morning, buddy,
(20:46):
Good morning, how you been very good? Very good. We
got toime for your heads up to Saint Paul to
cool off in the sixties a little bit there, So
good to have you.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
The NFL free agent frenzy.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
What do you think.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You know? It's fun to watch. I mean, there's Joey Bozo,
he's a really good pass rusher jumping from San Diego
to Buffalo, and Deebo Samuel going from San Francisco to
Washington and Metcalf and Devannie Adams and you name it. Man,
they are leaving, and it's it's interesting to envision the
new guys with their new teams.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I'm just looking at some more like you Thold Gino
Smith quarterback in Seattle to Vegas, Sam Darnello. Sam he
got him a couple of meal to go to the Jets. No, No,
that was justin fields. Where does Sam go? He went
from Minnesota Seattle.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Wowks a migrant. I mean he has been. It's it's
almost easier to list the teams that he hasn't played.
I mean, it's a but he you know, he's a guy.
I liked him when he played in Carolina and until
the end of last season he was gonna really break
the bank and then he slumped late. Okay, he's making
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a living wage.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
So Tom, last week you said the Carolina Panthers would
and should go after Las Vegas safety Trayvon Marrig.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Nailed that name. You nailed it. Thank you, and they did. Yeah,
he is. He's one of those safeties who likes to
play up near the line, and he is, if not
the best tackling safety in the league, he's one of
the top two or three. And he was second on
the Raiders in tackles last season, and he is really
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going to make a difference. The Panthers had a legendarily
bad defense last season and they this guy is a start.
And they signed a bunch of free agents, but this
was a key and just watching him, seeing some tape
on him and knowing a little bit about him, I thought, Man,
this is a guy the need to go after, and
to their credit, they did.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
All Right, another frenzy. We're going to have this Sunday,
even when the NCAA Tournament brackets will be announced, all
the conferences will be settled, and we're ready to see
who's gonna make it to the big dance.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah. I'm a big fan, and I know you are too.
And you know in this part of the country, basketball
ruled for so long Duke in North Carolina and n
C State and then Virginia and on special occasions of
Wake Forest, and boy, it's not that way anymore, right,
now the SEC might set an all time record for
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getting teams into the NCAA tournament. I mean they could
get as many as thirteen.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
But whoever you get in, it's I just find it intriguing.
And I've been in airports, I've been at parties and
you'll hear somebody maybe one hundred feet away cheer and
yelling and you're thinking, ah, it must be an upset
because it's just on, you know, and it's on during
the day a Thursday and Friday, it's on at night.
(24:00):
I think it's you know, I love like you, I
love the NFL, but boy, this is as good a
way to end the season as any sport has found.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's it. And the men's tournament begins Tuesday. They got
the first four end so so you know, spread it
out even more. You know, that's fine. Get it started tuesday, man.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
And I've been up there for that and Dayton, Ohio,
just I mean that's there. That's like coasting the Super
Bowl for them, and they do a really good job.
They're really pumped up and there's a real desperation. Man,
your team just barely got in and now what can
they do? And that's a whole trick. Man. You just
want to get in there. You just want to have hope,
and those four teams do.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
They're going to have a fun two day gathering in Dayton, Ohio.
Then the first round begins on Thursday, and the final
four you got it, starting April the fifth. So that's
what it's all about. March Madness goes most of the man.
This happens in March.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Very good, and we will all fill up.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yes we will. All right, Tom, you travel safe and
we'll catch up next week, my boy.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
And enjoy selection Sunday.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Absolutely time swords. Thank you. Ida. Let's play worthy Word,
y'all one eight hundred big show. You told free line,
get a couple of contestants and play next morning. This
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big show. Radio man was talking to All Boy playing
worthy Word a couple of days ago from Floyd, Virginia,
talking about Floyd's country store. Oh, I got famous spot
for bluegrass every Saturday, And I said, that's my boys
up there. The brother's young, so young kids.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Man, when the band Joe playing the Man and playing Man,
they gonna be a couple of the best in the world.
If they aren't. Right now, it is unbelievable. Man got
to meet their dad in the hot Mama, So I
was out that loud, Yeah, Jad, Yeah, okay, you out
kicked the coverage. We all know that. Yeah, they probably
already know because yeah, so the brother's young playing the Harvester,
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Rocky Mount, Virginia, March twenty ninth, seven ft MS warned, Yeah, man,
so the Brother's young March twenty nine, The Harvester, the
Rocky Mount, Virginia. Good dear, jed all the boys, man,
proud of y'all. I did well. Let's play our game.
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 13 (26:53):
Okay, god, wordy word.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Coyles and Saint Paul's
North Carolina. Good morning, Kyle, Good morning, hey body. And
we got Larry from Bluff City, Tennessee. Good morning, Larry,
good morning, good morning. Alright, boys, So Kyle, North Carolina,
there's Larry over in Tennessee. Let's play as morny word. Boys.
Speaker 18 (27:19):
I did Tata and Larry jar By Kyle, you know,
so Larry, you and Taylor Relax, Me and Kyle see
what we can put on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
All right, Kyle, are you ready? Yes, sir? Okay, start
the clock. Now is what you do to a lollipop
with your tongue? Yeah, all right, all right. Remind rhymes
with it. You're not healthy, you are? Yeah, rhymes with it.
You get a fever, if you get bit by a yeah,
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rhymes with it. A magician will do a trick. Uh
rhymes with it. I carry a big rhymes with it.
You break ice with an ice? Yeah, now that's good.
Six on the board. Call good work, buddy.
Speaker 15 (28:15):
That I used.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Fully for you. And Larry here on you just round one.
We want a good.
Speaker 15 (28:26):
Game, Yes we do, all right, Larry?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Are you Readyboddy? I'm ready, okay and go.
Speaker 15 (28:34):
You can write me a personal blank. I accept those
in payment.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
You can pay me with a personal Yes. This is
what comes out of your veins. But this is what
you might wear. A bath, A bath one of these
it covers up. Yep. You cans are made out of this,
or a roof is made out of this metal Another
Dorothy and the blank man.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah you ed? That was a four on the board.
Kyle is leading by two. Going in around two. Well,
let's see what happens here, Kyle, are you ready all right? Ready?
Speaker 11 (29:21):
Go?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
A Rome Roman guards carried one of these. It was
pointy another one, yeah, uh huh. Not just a single
pack of cigarettes. Get me a whole car. Yeah, uh huh.
You look through this in the sky, a teller. What
is the blank of the ball game? Four to two?
(29:42):
What is the uh huh? You have this on the
end of your pencil in case you make a mistake. No, yeah,
uh huh. You have two of these on your car
front and back. Will's all right, put a five on
that six. Kyle's play right there? Yeah, eleven storm. Sorry,
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Taylor and Larry could use an eight to tie. Oh no,
I'm sorry. Seven. Back it down, Back it down. You're
way capable of a seven. He gets little words, and
he gets yeah, he.
Speaker 15 (30:23):
Gets little words, and he throws points around.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, totally random words. You know how, though I ain't
known to complain myself. Larry, God, let's say what you
can do, Larry and Taylor. Ready, go.
Speaker 15 (30:38):
This is a sticker you put on your there you go,
they're not your friend.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
There your blank enemy.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
This is what This is what you get on the
fifteenth and the thirtieth of every month.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Paycheck.
Speaker 15 (30:52):
This is the this is the little.
Speaker 11 (30:54):
Finger on your hand. It's not really a finger. It's
a no sorry the other one the other end you brot, yes,
thank you sorry paper or blank, but yep, there's a
UFO is carrying.
Speaker 13 (31:08):
A what adene?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
That was alien? That was six one short Wensday eleven
ten a twenty one point warning. Word game is a
good one.
Speaker 11 (31:24):
Larry, you're good over there.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Claire out of Bluff City, you can drag in body,
good game, Larair, appreciate you alrighty I sull appreciate you. Yeah,
short Jack can give you a shot down the road. Larr,
we appreciate you, no problem, thank you, thank you, Mony
car look at you and Saint Paul's getting one hundred
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and twenty dollars worth of bull snot for your victory,
Buddy good right on? Can I give a shout out? Yes, sir,
you go ahead, shout out to the teachers.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Who's that.
Speaker 13 (32:00):
Don't want to be anything whoking me?
Speaker 11 (32:01):
Now I'm on.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Wordy word.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You show THEMN the morning big shows on the radio.
Bit request time kind a grammar? John Boy John Culver
out of Mount Vernon, Indiana, says for classic midd of
the day, can we hear the macho man lunchman? You
will we shr can John Strange this Monny this next.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Good Morning.
Speaker 11 (32:53):
This is a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Friday morning, March fourteen, John on Mount Vernon indus his request.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Riddy, ooh yeah, this is the Macho Man with the
Macho menu lineup. Monday meat loaf ten thousand people tell
ten thousand lies, but Monday's meat loaf killed ten thousand flies.
Macho Man says, brown bagging brings some grub from home,
and for dessert, don't forget to snap into a slim
gym baby Tuesday taco bar. I don't know when they
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started doing a taco bar deal in the lunch room,
because when Macho Man was in school, it was take
what you get from behind the counter and keep.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
The line moving.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Jug in gold figure. Tacos are kind of hard to
screw up, I guess, so go for it, brother, and
don't forget to top it off with a slim gym
ooh yeah. Wednesday Temperoni Pizza. Don't let the name fool you.
Any resemblance between this stuff and real pizza's purely coincidental.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Mia figure.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
It's a layer abyss quick with whatever's left over from
the Tuesday taco bar.
Speaker 13 (33:55):
Tuft On the top of it.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
More definitely not recommended, Macho Man says brown bag day
and number two slim gym optional Thursday, artdal board. This
won't help steak and gravy. Take it from the Macho Man.
Anytime they don't gravy on something, Brother.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
They're covering up. I'd have Mom.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Stop off on the way to school, pick up the
slim gym, party back and.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Split it with my butts. Dig it Friday.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Four words that ought to strike fear in the hearts
of any man. Two of them are macho man. The
other dour. On the menu today fried fish.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
We eat this.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
It'll be good practice for the hospital food you're gonna
be eating when they rush you into bump your stomach.
Macho man, this deer clear of the seafood. Slim gyms
for everybody.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
That's the lineup.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Brothers, stay in school and except for Tuesday, stay out
at the cafeteria on two. Don't forget anytime it's a
good time to snap into a slim gym.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Think it, brother, ooh ye, good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's a big show on the radio. For get out
of here, Mimi, I go Mars. I got you covered
with the big show. Saturday Show, First thing in the morning,
kick your weekend Richard track for the Big Show, bent
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of Gary Busey. Hell, this is for yourself. Keywords celebrations.
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When you hear the Big Show dot com, it's time
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Speaker 4 (35:49):
Dear diary, this is Gary obucy. At least that was
I was calling myself over the weekend crazy for ranky,
and I celebrated Saint Patrick's Day like never before. Usually
I saved myself for Sinko Demayo. Well, this year I
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was sweet on this little Irish chikita named the Lassie Mchaygis.
I had my heart set on sham rocking her world,
but I didn't have her number or her address. But
I knew she was going to be partying in the neighborhood.
So the crazy One and I went on a pub
crawl in West Hollywood. Emphasis on crawl. Green beer, green beer,
(36:31):
sticking in your green rear, feelingd frisken, give me whiskey,
payan in the bushes. First stop over the list was
Little Wee Willie Whiskers, owned by a buddy of mine,
Irish Jewish little person named Willie O'weintraub. He was a
stunt man for them Lord of the Rings Pictures and
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was a stand in for Stuart Little. He was selling
half pints for half buck and had a bunch of
the tables in the place pulled back and Leprechaun Wrastling
set up in the middle. We decided to take a
gander while I was scoping the room for my future
ex missus Musey. First match was Dinky old Tripod squaring
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off against Shardy mixed kid marks. It wasn't a fair
fright from the get go. Shardi kept grabbing his shelleley
and poking Dinky in the dinky. The old ref was
about as useless as a condoment a convent, so I
had to step in, and I had just enough logger
(37:39):
in my tank to feel froggy, so I jumped in
the ring to lay down the law. Unfortunately, Shardi was
less than reasonable. The last thing I remember was him
using my pot of gold as a speed bag. I
took that as a sign to move on. Come here,
(38:00):
little Feller, gonna teach you a lesson. I'm the wrong
fella to be messing. Next thing you know I'm a
sopraner because a munchkin is wailing on my manner. Once
my voice come down back to normal, we walked a
couple of blocks over to Rosie o'waits, an Irish pub
for big girls. Sign in the window said happy Saint
(38:24):
Fatty's Day. When I burst in the door, I suddenly
forgot about Lassie and Mick. What's her nubbins? It was
like I died and gone to fair skinned, red haired,
freckled cleavage heaven. They was all out there on the
floor doing Irish jigs in that river dance, high stepping
and I don't know what all. It was a perfect
(38:45):
time to unleash the legendary beauty boogeye. I was gyrating
and tod tapping and singing along with the music, and
you got y y y y ya.
Speaker 13 (38:55):
We was a hit.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
We was riding the herd on a bevy of beefy
beauties from the Emerald Isle.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
On the way off the door, I finally saw my
fair lady Laslie mckaigis making out with Shardy mcskid marks
between shots of Glen Livid out of his curly toad shoe.
So to get even I went back to Deddie Kennedy's
and hooked up with some walleyed Irish vampire was spare
tires in her ear lobes and a tattoo of a
(39:24):
naked Liam Neeson Field dressing a clown. Well, Diary, I
got this ski Doe, Crazy Frankie and I are going
to sneak into Colin Farrell's trailer and put exploding caps
in his lucky strikes until next time. Diary x'es and
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o's Gary Obucye.
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play for minutes versutur Friday Morning song and before eleven
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Mister, you better find yourself another line of work that one.
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Sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
I've been having a very bad nay, I do okay,
I don't need I.
Speaker 8 (01:07):
Just don't work.
Speaker 9 (01:21):
Monesday go back, don't you just just she's going back?
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Just yeahayday.
Speaker 10 (01:54):
Work work?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What work? What work?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (01:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 12 (02:00):
Does have a light?
Speaker 13 (02:01):
I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (02:05):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
We just we just work.
Speaker 13 (02:08):
Here's here's the fun, right.
Speaker 10 (02:09):
Work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 14 (02:12):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Giving me any.
Speaker 11 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The weekend things are at their darkest. Pal It's a
brave man.
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I can kick party.
Speaker 10 (02:31):
All is and taste you as.
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Cool buzz.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
Fot Oh, No, I am a today.
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I'm happy cat page.
Speaker 13 (03:33):
Work work what what what?
Speaker 8 (03:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What's what's work?
Speaker 11 (03:36):
I hate work?
Speaker 13 (03:36):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Duds all right? That it was good? Ah take take
get Ready, Baby Beating the Blonde, Time one eight hundred,
Big show. You told free Line we'll get a sad,
I said, and play next Friday morning, got a big
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show on a radio and we got our future track
from the Big Show mid Box So Diary of Gary Busey.
After Saint Patter's Day celebration, he words celebration. I'm going
to hit the bed box at the big show. Dot com.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Are right now.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Time will beat the block. Everybody here's me, our contestant.
I'm from Altus, Oklahoma. We got Teresa. Come on to Teresa.
Good morning, good.
Speaker 14 (05:01):
Money, weaving, Happy Friday here baby, So we don't what
we do asked that or some questions.
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You get two bells before two buzzers and you win.
So let's do it. I said, your job, all right, baby,
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I guess.
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Tighter. Your job requires you to work from eleven at
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Speaker 15 (05:43):
Called commonly called prostitution?
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Who's keeping those hours? That's kindly called the graveyard ship?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Called the graveyard ship? Just kidding about the prostitutes. They
work all hours, Theresa. Do you agree or disagree with
a graveyard ship? I have to agree. There was a
day of dude in graveyard ship, a worn graveyards in.
(06:13):
Oh yeah, I worn't caroins remember that whole studio. It
was the scariest hide on my line. Such a list.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You don't you got to go sit in that park
by yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Uh rode to roller coaster for hour and a half.
I know, let's go. Let's go and get back to
Teresa right now. If you don't mind there, Theresa, there's
one bell. Let's get another one, Tyre. There's an organization
of people from all over the world called the Baker
Street Irregulars. Hey, who are all interested in the same thing?
(06:54):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (06:55):
The International Prune Association Bakery regular.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Wouldn't they be the Baker Street Regulars.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well, that's going to the pro.
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There.
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Yeah. Yeah, they they're called the Banker Street Regulars. They're
interested in.
Speaker 15 (07:20):
Author Ian Fleming.
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Author I is that the one that did James Bond?
Is that is that Ian Fleming? For some reason, Taylor says,
author Ian Fleming? Who did James Bond? Resa, agree or disagree?
I'm going to disagree. Wow, I don't know. Well that
(07:42):
was the thing to do.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
There.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So what it was is Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes because
his fiction Little Dress. You know, he lived on Baker Street.
Speaker 15 (07:59):
But they were you regular.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And who did mad Into song Hell on Baker Street?
Jerry Rafferty Jerry Rafferty on Baker Street. All right, Well,
so good Teresa, way to go, baby, you got the
price packing you beating the blog.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
You all have a great day.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. All right, we're gonna
jump out, cut you up on your news on the
other side of Tom Cats over this Friday morning, get
us alive the wa and towards.
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J d.
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It's time to axe Hike.
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Patrick.
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What are you?
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What you got boy that ain't gonna stand?
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The coup.
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Made a man trick you in the canny his water
can again? Son of him?
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Yow, what's up?
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Welcome to ax Ike, And let me preface this by saying,
I got nothing the place to go for all the
four on one you need for all your u What
do you call afro legalational relations?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Shrimps?
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Dig this, yo Ike?
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That's a white guy.
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Not so far.
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V En.
Speaker 17 (10:20):
Toldan yo Ike. Well, it's finally happened. My marriage is
officially on the skids. In fact, the fecal matter has
collided with the oscillating rotary atmosphere. Agitator, say what, I
go to my color man, billy white.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Guy that's been to college.
Speaker 17 (10:41):
Apparently, Yeah, like having Randy bag, but I regress. She
has got a real shock For a lawyer. I've never
been through anything like this, and I want to make
sure I adequately shield my gloodyess maximum he getting on min.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm not ready to pull the plug on this lead hanging.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
Now.
Speaker 17 (11:06):
I know you've been through a divorce the divorce mill
a time or two. I need the benefit of your experience.
What do I look for in a good lawyer? Signed
royally screwed in royal oak, Dear rookie one time iqually
admit the first divorce is the worstest. It's devastation, baby,
(11:27):
and it don't get no easy on my brother. Every
time some old hole sends you packing is like Hurricane
Katrina going through your bank account and the quote unquote
victims spend it about the same way too, casey yeagermeister,
and tickets to see Usher not that that that that
Now being the man, you automatically the bad guy and
(11:51):
you are gonna get taken to the cleaner. I don't
care if you got videotape or her playing slapping tackle
with the whole damn neighborhood. You going down, so you're
as well played dirty, and that means having the right
law dog to drop the hammer on that no good
skank Banada yours what showed.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You the dog?
Speaker 15 (12:09):
But you better do your homework.
Speaker 17 (12:11):
The wrong lawyer can make your situation even worse than
it already is.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Believe that holds killing.
Speaker 17 (12:19):
So here's Ike's top ten ways to tell if you
need to look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your
wife's lawyer sees who your lawyer is and high fires
the other guy. Number nine. Your lawyer keeps actually in
the court reporter if she wants to see his legal briefs.
(12:44):
Number eight. During your initial consultation, he tries to sell
you crack. Number seven. Every couple of minutes he yell
I called Jack Daniels to the witness stand. Number six.
(13:06):
During the trial, you catch him playing his game boy.
Number five, ask every hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 15 (13:20):
Number four.
Speaker 17 (13:22):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs himself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Y'all name him. Number three. He picks the.
Speaker 17 (13:39):
Jury by playing Dunk Dunk goose.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Number two. He frequently flips jury number four the finger
and the number one way you can tell you need
a new lawyer. He is halfway through the trial. He
puts a no refund signed on the table. I'm telling you,
my brother, you wind up with.
Speaker 17 (14:05):
One of these balloon heads and your you, old lady
gonna clean you out like brothers stripping down a caddy
and alley. You'll be fought to give up the highlight,
and that means no more vienias. Oh hell no. If
I was you, you best be breaking off all contact.
Whatever one of them. Mattock wanna bees along with a
toe of your shoe and the crack of the ass
(14:27):
Foxer by Jojia Boot, I'm gonna get something by this gig.
Hell my brother, you might be better off defending your
own self. That way, you wind up paying your own
self and going through a divorce.
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You gonna use the extra money.
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By Judge the book Sean Boy and Tilly gonna slow that.
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Card out credit. There's a neighborhood, there ain't no residential district.
Speaker 13 (15:11):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
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This will make seawan the radio giving away my wonderful
thing in a couple of minutes, if you say so.
They we got our man times in his World and
sports sh Right now, I see we're going on to Jenny's.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
How they friends with Saint Patrick's just around the corner.
I ain't quite sure what that holiday is all about,
but I do know one thing. It's a time to
get all liquored up and swart around. And we got
you covered right here at JD's twenty four hour drive
through Pata gunad O Parts Pharmaceutical and Don't Gift Bait
and Tackle Discount Cigarette Outlet. We got shot glasses, beerd Fuddles, Sandtag,
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Jack Daniels, twelve cages, Pepto's nowl Clippers, Q tips in
a fresh big truckload, a Walker Texas Ranger wall hangings
to light up any living room, and don't forget to
stop by on Saint Patrick's Day for the JD's twenty
four hour drive through Ponta gun Onto Parts Pharmaceutical, Don't
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lun Dark tournament and that ain't a stop by the
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on JD's brand new game show Who Wants to Be
Off Welfare?
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Do it today?
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Okay what the Southern boy names?
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Good morning? The big shows on the radio? Hangout all right,
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I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John Boy
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Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
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It's enormous.
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Eh, he's adorable. Way it is John Boy's wonderful thing
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I was, let's say, racing business. I think it might
have been worth something back in the day, one of
those wild deals and Humpy did. Whether you're boxing with
a shark or jumping over Mike Tyson, it seems like
Peaky Barnum. And also that John Boyn bill a max
race card. There's photo from our Breakfast of Champions. Talk
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about my Greek buds way back to the Sandwich Construction
Company and low and now I was low soo tavern
in South Charlotte didn't. Oh yeah, all right. So let's
say who wins the Humpy million dollar bill is John
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boy and Billy race card out of Mechanics Bill Virginia,
I would be mister Jimmy Graves wor Jimmy gonna get
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It's in a plastic case that's on one side and
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behind that was.
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If you wed an airport or a mall and you
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man Tom Sorenson. We always start with the NFL because
that's where we left off and Tom old first, Good morning, buddy,
(20:46):
Good morning, how you been very good? Very good. We
got toime for your heads up to Saint Paul to
cool off in the sixties a little bit there, So
good to have you.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
The NFL free agent frenzy.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
What do you think.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You know? It's fun to watch. I mean, there's Joey Bozo,
he's a really good pass rusher jumping from San Diego
to Buffalo, and Deebo Samuel going from San Francisco to
Washington and Metcalf and Devannie Adams and you name it. Man,
they are leaving, and it's it's interesting to envision the
new guys with their new teams.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I'm just looking at some more like you Thold Gino
Smith quarterback in Seattle to Vegas, Sam Darnello. Sam he
got him a couple of meal to go to the Jets. No, No,
that was justin fields. Where does Sam go? He went
from Minnesota Seattle.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Wowks a migrant. I mean he has been. It's it's
almost easier to list the teams that he hasn't played.
I mean, it's a but he you know, he's a guy.
I liked him when he played in Carolina and until
the end of last season he was gonna really break
the bank and then he slumped late. Okay, he's making
(22:00):
a living wage.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
So Tom, last week you said the Carolina Panthers would
and should go after Las Vegas safety Trayvon Marrig.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Nailed that name. You nailed it. Thank you, and they did. Yeah,
he is. He's one of those safeties who likes to
play up near the line, and he is, if not
the best tackling safety in the league, he's one of
the top two or three. And he was second on
the Raiders in tackles last season, and he is really
(22:34):
going to make a difference. The Panthers had a legendarily
bad defense last season and they this guy is a start.
And they signed a bunch of free agents, but this
was a key and just watching him, seeing some tape
on him and knowing a little bit about him, I thought, Man,
this is a guy the need to go after, and
to their credit, they did.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
All Right, another frenzy. We're going to have this Sunday,
even when the NCAA Tournament brackets will be announced, all
the conferences will be settled, and we're ready to see
who's gonna make it to the big dance.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah. I'm a big fan, and I know you are too.
And you know in this part of the country, basketball
ruled for so long Duke in North Carolina and n
C State and then Virginia and on special occasions of
Wake Forest, and boy, it's not that way anymore, right,
now the SEC might set an all time record for
(23:34):
getting teams into the NCAA tournament. I mean they could
get as many as thirteen.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
But whoever you get in, it's I just find it intriguing.
And I've been in airports, I've been at parties and
you'll hear somebody maybe one hundred feet away cheer and
yelling and you're thinking, ah, it must be an upset
because it's just on, you know, and it's on during
the day a Thursday and Friday, it's on at night.
(24:00):
I think it's you know, I love like you, I
love the NFL, but boy, this is as good a
way to end the season as any sport has found.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's it. And the men's tournament begins Tuesday. They got
the first four end so so you know, spread it
out even more. You know, that's fine. Get it started tuesday, man.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
And I've been up there for that and Dayton, Ohio,
just I mean that's there. That's like coasting the Super
Bowl for them, and they do a really good job.
They're really pumped up and there's a real desperation. Man,
your team just barely got in and now what can
they do? And that's a whole trick. Man. You just
want to get in there. You just want to have hope,
and those four teams do.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
They're going to have a fun two day gathering in Dayton, Ohio.
Then the first round begins on Thursday, and the final
four you got it, starting April the fifth. So that's
what it's all about. March Madness goes most of the man.
This happens in March.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Very good, and we will all fill up.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yes we will. All right, Tom, you travel safe and
we'll catch up next week, my boy.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
And enjoy selection Sunday.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Absolutely time swords. Thank you. Ida. Let's play worthy Word,
y'all one eight hundred big show. You told free line,
get a couple of contestants and play next morning. This
(25:50):
big show. Radio man was talking to All Boy playing
worthy Word a couple of days ago from Floyd, Virginia,
talking about Floyd's country store. Oh, I got famous spot
for bluegrass every Saturday, And I said, that's my boys
up there. The brother's young, so young kids.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Man, when the band Joe playing the Man and playing Man,
they gonna be a couple of the best in the world.
If they aren't. Right now, it is unbelievable. Man got
to meet their dad in the hot Mama, So I
was out that loud, Yeah, Jad, Yeah, okay, you out
kicked the coverage. We all know that. Yeah, they probably
already know because yeah, so the brother's young playing the Harvester,
(26:33):
Rocky Mount, Virginia, March twenty ninth, seven ft MS warned, Yeah, man,
so the Brother's young March twenty nine, The Harvester, the
Rocky Mount, Virginia. Good dear, jed all the boys, man,
proud of y'all. I did well. Let's play our game.
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 13 (26:53):
Okay, god, wordy word.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Coyles and Saint Paul's
North Carolina. Good morning, Kyle, Good morning, hey body. And
we got Larry from Bluff City, Tennessee. Good morning, Larry,
good morning, good morning. Alright, boys, So Kyle, North Carolina,
there's Larry over in Tennessee. Let's play as morny word. Boys.
Speaker 18 (27:19):
I did Tata and Larry jar By Kyle, you know,
so Larry, you and Taylor Relax, Me and Kyle see
what we can put on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
All right, Kyle, are you ready? Yes, sir? Okay, start
the clock. Now is what you do to a lollipop
with your tongue? Yeah, all right, all right. Remind rhymes
with it. You're not healthy, you are? Yeah, rhymes with it.
You get a fever, if you get bit by a yeah,
(27:56):
rhymes with it. A magician will do a trick. Uh
rhymes with it. I carry a big rhymes with it.
You break ice with an ice? Yeah, now that's good.
Six on the board. Call good work, buddy.
Speaker 15 (28:15):
That I used.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Fully for you. And Larry here on you just round one.
We want a good.
Speaker 15 (28:26):
Game, Yes we do, all right, Larry?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Are you Readyboddy? I'm ready, okay and go.
Speaker 15 (28:34):
You can write me a personal blank. I accept those
in payment.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
You can pay me with a personal Yes. This is
what comes out of your veins. But this is what
you might wear. A bath, A bath one of these
it covers up. Yep. You cans are made out of this,
or a roof is made out of this metal Another
Dorothy and the blank man.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah you ed? That was a four on the board.
Kyle is leading by two. Going in around two. Well,
let's see what happens here, Kyle, are you ready all right? Ready?
Speaker 11 (29:21):
Go?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
A Rome Roman guards carried one of these. It was
pointy another one, yeah, uh huh. Not just a single
pack of cigarettes. Get me a whole car. Yeah, uh huh.
You look through this in the sky, a teller. What
is the blank of the ball game? Four to two?
(29:42):
What is the uh huh? You have this on the
end of your pencil in case you make a mistake. No, yeah,
uh huh. You have two of these on your car
front and back. Will's all right, put a five on
that six. Kyle's play right there? Yeah, eleven storm. Sorry,
(30:06):
Taylor and Larry could use an eight to tie. Oh no,
I'm sorry. Seven. Back it down, Back it down. You're
way capable of a seven. He gets little words, and
he gets yeah, he.
Speaker 15 (30:23):
Gets little words, and he throws points around.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, totally random words. You know how, though I ain't
known to complain myself. Larry, God, let's say what you
can do, Larry and Taylor. Ready, go.
Speaker 15 (30:38):
This is a sticker you put on your there you go,
they're not your friend.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
There your blank enemy.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
This is what This is what you get on the
fifteenth and the thirtieth of every month.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Paycheck.
Speaker 15 (30:52):
This is the this is the little.
Speaker 11 (30:54):
Finger on your hand. It's not really a finger. It's
a no sorry the other one the other end you brot, yes,
thank you sorry paper or blank, but yep, there's a
UFO is carrying.
Speaker 13 (31:08):
A what adene?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
That was alien? That was six one short Wensday eleven
ten a twenty one point warning. Word game is a
good one.
Speaker 11 (31:24):
Larry, you're good over there.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Claire out of Bluff City, you can drag in body,
good game, Larair, appreciate you alrighty I sull appreciate you. Yeah,
short Jack can give you a shot down the road. Larr,
we appreciate you, no problem, thank you, thank you, Mony
car look at you and Saint Paul's getting one hundred
(31:48):
and twenty dollars worth of bull snot for your victory,
Buddy good right on? Can I give a shout out? Yes, sir,
you go ahead, shout out to the teachers.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Who's that.
Speaker 13 (32:00):
Don't want to be anything whoking me?
Speaker 11 (32:01):
Now I'm on.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Wordy word.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You show THEMN the morning big shows on the radio.
Bit request time kind a grammar? John Boy John Culver
out of Mount Vernon, Indiana, says for classic midd of
the day, can we hear the macho man lunchman? You
will we shr can John Strange this Monny this next.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Good Morning.
Speaker 11 (32:53):
This is a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Friday morning, March fourteen, John on Mount Vernon indus his request.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Riddy, ooh yeah, this is the Macho Man with the
Macho menu lineup. Monday meat loaf ten thousand people tell
ten thousand lies, but Monday's meat loaf killed ten thousand flies.
Macho Man says, brown bagging brings some grub from home,
and for dessert, don't forget to snap into a slim
gym baby Tuesday taco bar. I don't know when they
(33:26):
started doing a taco bar deal in the lunch room,
because when Macho Man was in school, it was take
what you get from behind the counter and keep.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
The line moving.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Jug in gold figure. Tacos are kind of hard to
screw up, I guess, so go for it, brother, and
don't forget to top it off with a slim gym
ooh yeah. Wednesday Temperoni Pizza. Don't let the name fool you.
Any resemblance between this stuff and real pizza's purely coincidental.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Mia figure.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
It's a layer abyss quick with whatever's left over from
the Tuesday taco bar.
Speaker 13 (33:55):
Tuft On the top of it.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
More definitely not recommended, Macho Man says brown bag day
and number two slim gym optional Thursday, artdal board. This
won't help steak and gravy. Take it from the Macho Man.
Anytime they don't gravy on something, Brother.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
They're covering up. I'd have Mom.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Stop off on the way to school, pick up the
slim gym, party back and.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Split it with my butts. Dig it Friday.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Four words that ought to strike fear in the hearts
of any man. Two of them are macho man. The
other dour. On the menu today fried fish.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
We eat this.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
It'll be good practice for the hospital food you're gonna
be eating when they rush you into bump your stomach.
Macho man, this deer clear of the seafood. Slim gyms
for everybody.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
That's the lineup.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Brothers, stay in school and except for Tuesday, stay out
at the cafeteria on two. Don't forget anytime it's a
good time to snap into a slim gym.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Think it, brother, ooh ye, good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's a big show on the radio. For get out
of here, Mimi, I go Mars. I got you covered
with the big show. Saturday Show, First thing in the morning,
kick your weekend Richard track for the Big Show, bent
box for this morning is an entry into the diary
of Gary Busey. Hell, this is for yourself. Keywords celebrations.
(35:40):
When you hear the Big Show dot com, it's time
for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Dear diary, this is Gary obucy. At least that was
I was calling myself over the weekend crazy for ranky,
and I celebrated Saint Patrick's Day like never before. Usually
I saved myself for Sinko Demayo. Well, this year I
(36:09):
was sweet on this little Irish chikita named the Lassie Mchaygis.
I had my heart set on sham rocking her world,
but I didn't have her number or her address. But
I knew she was going to be partying in the neighborhood.
So the crazy One and I went on a pub
crawl in West Hollywood. Emphasis on crawl. Green beer, green beer,
(36:31):
sticking in your green rear, feelingd frisken, give me whiskey,
payan in the bushes. First stop over the list was
Little Wee Willie Whiskers, owned by a buddy of mine,
Irish Jewish little person named Willie O'weintraub. He was a
stunt man for them Lord of the Rings Pictures and
(36:53):
was a stand in for Stuart Little. He was selling
half pints for half buck and had a bunch of
the tables in the place pulled back and Leprechaun Wrastling
set up in the middle. We decided to take a
gander while I was scoping the room for my future
ex missus Musey. First match was Dinky old Tripod squaring
(37:19):
off against Shardy mixed kid marks. It wasn't a fair
fright from the get go. Shardi kept grabbing his shelleley
and poking Dinky in the dinky. The old ref was
about as useless as a condoment a convent, so I
had to step in, and I had just enough logger
(37:39):
in my tank to feel froggy, so I jumped in
the ring to lay down the law. Unfortunately, Shardi was
less than reasonable. The last thing I remember was him
using my pot of gold as a speed bag. I
took that as a sign to move on. Come here,
(38:00):
little Feller, gonna teach you a lesson. I'm the wrong
fella to be messing. Next thing you know I'm a
sopraner because a munchkin is wailing on my manner. Once
my voice come down back to normal, we walked a
couple of blocks over to Rosie o'waits, an Irish pub
for big girls. Sign in the window said happy Saint
(38:24):
Fatty's Day. When I burst in the door, I suddenly
forgot about Lassie and Mick. What's her nubbins? It was
like I died and gone to fair skinned, red haired,
freckled cleavage heaven. They was all out there on the
floor doing Irish jigs in that river dance, high stepping
and I don't know what all. It was a perfect
(38:45):
time to unleash the legendary beauty boogeye. I was gyrating
and tod tapping and singing along with the music, and
you got y y y y ya.
Speaker 13 (38:55):
We was a hit.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
We was riding the herd on a bevy of beefy
beauties from the Emerald Isle.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
On the way off the door, I finally saw my
fair lady Laslie mckaigis making out with Shardy mcskid marks
between shots of Glen Livid out of his curly toad shoe.
So to get even I went back to Deddie Kennedy's
and hooked up with some walleyed Irish vampire was spare
tires in her ear lobes and a tattoo of a
(39:24):
naked Liam Neeson Field dressing a clown. Well, Diary, I
got this ski Doe, Crazy Frankie and I are going
to sneak into Colin Farrell's trailer and put exploding caps
in his lucky strikes until next time. Diary x'es and
(39:47):
o's Gary Obucye.
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