March 17, 2025 • 44 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re putting on the green and celebrating St. Patrick’s Day!.. - Starting with a visit from Father Mike.. - There’s big doings over at Tacky Jackie’s for St. Patty’s Day.. - We say goodbye to John Boy’s dog and faithful companion and share some stories about her.. - We’ll jump into the playhouse for “The St. Patrick’s Day Special”.. - Comedian Pat Godwin breaks with tradition and performs the world’s first Irish anti-drinking song.. - We’ll put Raiford on a one-way trip to Phoenix.. - and we’ll head for home after Astronerd workshops his St. Patrick’s Day one liners…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
(00:57):
Don the donaldo and tootle too? Yeah, happy is Saint
Patrick's name?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
May we beat the first to wish you way happy Saint.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Patrick's day with a laurel and a hearty hands.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Jakes, we're on the radio. We'll just give you the
ear shake. I should have thought this out a little
bit better.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
It's not Saint Patrickson.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You're rooting it, okay, sharp drinking?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Ready go.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just kidding, don't do that. Let's wake up. Let's get
into it, y'all. Okay, it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We celebrate Saint Patrick's Day, beginning right now with the
Big Show on the radio. Good morning, Big Show's on
the radio. All right, let's give us a prize pack
out here. How about listen right here that I can't
do it. My finger ran dead.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We'll come over here and you do your finger. Thank
you tomorrow. Marsha, you're ready right now?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe what what we deal with? Me and Randy work
on this computer over here.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Oh well, it's not gonna be free pie.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
But one hundred and twenty dollars worth of Bullsnot cleaning
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Speaker 7 (02:31):
Is?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
The feast of Saint Patrick's Day? Is what this is called?
As well? And if it is, though, maybe we can
eat later.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Now you okay, Well, let's look at three dates in history,
shall we. That'll be very important. Where we got our
category so you can win you some bullsnot. Nineteen sixty seven,
the cover of Life magazine carrying a picture of Snoopy
and Charlie Brown. Very popular of those peanuts. All right,
(02:59):
I'll tink about peanuts and then we'll go up to
nineteen ninety nine. At a restaurant in Shearerville, Indiana, an
intoxicated man angered by a slow flushing toilet, pulled out
a pistol and shot it several times. Police said no
one was injured, for the toilet was destroyed. You know,
you know, good job there, Wyatt Burke.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, really Finally on this State No.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Nine, the one hundred and forty six year old Seattle
Post Intelligencer printed its final edition before becoming a solely
online operation. The owner failed to find a buyer for
the paper, which was put on sale in January. Newspaper
industry had been badly hit by the financial markets. Number
of other titles face.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Closed, You're blah blah blah, blue blue blue. They got
you didn't do it. They were going.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
A rise.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh yeah, that was nine when it was short. Yeah good,
I was there there. You got so thin about stuff
you do online. It's gonna be easy for you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
This whole three category thing is gonna be easy. So
come on, win you some bullsnot one eight hundred, big show.
We play out birds next. Good morning. That's a big
(04:36):
show on the radio. We're rolling to you Monday morning.
Saint Patrick's Day, March seventeen. Well, let's get win in minute.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Outburst. Let's play outburst.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
It's the game that anyone can win, shoon boys, and
really give.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Your prizes from the big prize Pa. Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
This should be a lot of fun in your playing outs.
Have them Mary up and guest time you have the
best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Tam from linz Al Georgia.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
We shot job.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Harnais. Alright, damn, coming on out of lives hot this morning.
Let's get you to these three categories and get you
the bull snot down to Georgia. You ready, All three
characters from the Peanuts Gang ready go.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Bam? Alright, Tim. Three things in a bathroom, ready.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
To go, both poles and showers and a prink holl.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Looking around, all right, shout down, Tim, and then for
the wind. Three things you can read online, Ready to go.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
People Magazine, nor New York Post, Yes, day to day emails,
the Bible.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
All right, to get it out.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot headed
down to Liza on for you.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Tim, alrighty very much.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Bye, buddy, hang out. He wants to give a shout out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh I don't hear that. Yeah, we'll go ahead.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Then Tim, Hey Jackie, we could.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Have done that personal here, hang on, you can get
with it. Let's jump out, catch you up on your news.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
On the other side. Robert urb Keane, I'm Monday Morning,
saw Red the sing a long.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Good morning Monday, March seventeenth, said Patrick's Day twenty and
twenty five. Still try to stay in our lane.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
As done by Robert Earl Keenes been lying in a
bet your studios.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say patter. Sometimes on
my days are filled with ride. That's that travel and
left s.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Bad things ain't going my way because there's always someone.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Swarming in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
To keep swarming in.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
My life, and it's causing lots of Thinginger.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Keep switching on my bride lives.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Him.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
When you're swerving all lives pie by. You're running someone off.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
The ride.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
The day jove way.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I thought I never.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Never on there.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
But bowing you run into me.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I can't believe I could not see her all tank
up the one's at the wooding.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bangs.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights ho way,
you're running someone.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Off the ride.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
All right, dear, I've heard of a drivetime players lessac.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Old friends. You're old pal.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
Burtburn here with another gut bubbling edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse today's episode The Verdict. As our story opens,
professional ambulance chaser Max Sentence is making his closing argument
before Judge Judy Moran.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Look, your honor, the evidence against my client is entirely circumstantial.
Now you may have his fingerprints, his DNA, his driver's license,
security camera footage of my client leaving the seat of
the crime, the murder weapon, the alleged murder weapon, a
couple of untrustworthyewitnesses, and yes, even my client's confession. But
what you don't have is the body of the victim.
(11:12):
You all merely presume the victim is dead, for without
the body, you have no proof, and with no proof,
there is reasonable doubt the alleged victim is truly deceased
and therefore, my client deserves a verdict of.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Not guilty and scene.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Counselor, you've been rattling off at the yep, but for
about twenty minutes.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Are we close to bottling the ends? Or does this
monologue have an act.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Too, your honor? I am nearly finished, But first I
have a little surprise for you.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
You're not gonna do that pick of cod any cod
thing again, are you?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Look at me.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Are you gonna ask me to guess another one of
your oppressings?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No, but I do a great Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I'm not interested. Let's just wrap this up. It's almost lunchtime.
Speaker 12 (11:57):
Well, if you're looking for a recommendation, I know a
place that served the best stuffed cabbage in the Tri
County area.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
No enough, finish your summation or I'll find you in contempt.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
All right, all right, all right, you're forcing me to
play my big card, your honor. In a moment, the
alleged victim will walk through that door. The very person
presumed dead will stroll in here, alive and well, and
you and the prosecution will.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Have egg on your face.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
All right, come in, Well, where is he?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
He's not here, But everyone turned to see if he
would enter the court. Therefore, there is reasonable doubt. The
defense rests, and thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
All right, the court finds your client guilty.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
What wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You must have some doubt everyone was staring at that door.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
A yes, we were all looking, but your client wasn't.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Son of our And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse. Go com here?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Where is this place with the stuffed cabbage?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the attorney's impression
of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar. Don't put on my leg and tell me
it's rating.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 13 (13:36):
Helly you Lindsey premise here, And when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily do some
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Here on the big show.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny climonning.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, that's all I got.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
I'm not wearing hats.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, I got flad I'm been th the whole wardrobe.
I was thinking about what was going on here.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Never man, I want to gi about the shout out
to Johnny Burritos. Johnny Burritos downtown or what do you
call uptown Charlotte. I'm sorry, it's uptown Charlotte.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
And uh, I remember North Carolina State when they won
five games in five days last year. You know, it
just finished up the ACC Tournament over the weekend, and
it just reminded me of North Carolina State. They ate
at Johnny Burritos. That's my you know, my middle son Stick. Yeah,
that's his favorite spot eight when it was up there.
Yeah and uh nose oh Johnny the owner Dad. Yeah,
(15:27):
North Carolina State fell in love and it was good luck.
That's when they won the ACC Tournament, made it all
the way to the final four last year with that.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Man, how'd you like your your a good luck? Try
to be a bean burrito?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Perfect?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Wow, So shout out the Johnny Burritos, y all, you
can find yourself and up town Charlotte moving around to
get you a good old burrito, telling him John Bore
Bore Stick, since you over there beim.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And meanwhile you still won't do some shopping for Saint
Patrick's Day.
Speaker 14 (16:00):
Let's check this out, howdy friends, Well, Saint Patrick's Days
just around the corner. I ain't quite sure what that
holiday is all about, but I do know one thing.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It's a time to get all liquored.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Up and swart around. And we got you covered right here.
Speaker 14 (16:10):
JD's twenty four hour drive through Ponta Gun out O
Parts Pharmaceutical.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
And don't give bait and Tackle discount cigarette outlet.
Speaker 14 (16:15):
We got shot glasses, beer fuddles, Samstag, mug holders, stop watching,
Viceroy's Beard trimmers and all naked Mozilla Twister.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
The Home Game.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
We got axle Grease, Pancakes, trout Line, Igloos, Caancosey's corn Bread,
Jack Daniel's twelve Cages, Pepto's now Clippers, Q tips and
a fresh big.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Truckload, a Walker Texas Ranger wall.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hangings to light up any living room.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
And don't forget to stop by on Saint Patrick's Day
for the JD's twenty four hour drive through Pata Gun
Auto Parts Pharmaceutical, don't give bait and Tackle discount cigarette Outlet.
First Annual Drunken lun Dark Tournament and that ain't a
stop by the first week in March and register to
win a spot on j d's brand new game show
Who Wants to Be Off Welfare?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Sut your final ain't sir, So turn off.
Speaker 14 (16:49):
TV ass and get you butt on down to j
d's twenty four hour drive through ponta gun on, no Parts, pharmaceutical, Don't.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Give bait and tackle discount cigarette out Look.
Speaker 14 (16:55):
Come visitor a new location in Harlan, Kentucky, across the
road from Crippled Bob's Landfill and Chicken Good Today.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Kay ds walle the Southern boy names Good Morning, Big
Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Coming up we play John boyd Jeopardy Winter gets a
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Hang on, We'll play for it in minutes. Well, it's
(17:31):
March and that means two things basketball and Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And we got an old friend.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
It's an authority on Saint Patrick's Day, so we ask
him to stop by this. Welcome to the Big Show, Father,
Michael m McMichaels. Hey, I've always meant to ask, what's
the M stand for?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Michael?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
So your father, Michael Michael McMichaels.
Speaker 15 (17:51):
Yeah, me, parents works very creative. Come on, pull up
a chair, father, don't mind if I dude.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
John boy. Saints be praised. It's good to see her
face again.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
It has been quite a few years.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, there's a reason for that.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
You know, what is it?
Speaker 15 (18:09):
I'm allergic to heathens. You've got a wild lifestyle. Who
knows what goes on out at Snotchstick Farm.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
That's Bugger Branch wretch.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I knew it was something to do with news.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Okay, Well, Father, Saint Patrick's Day is coming up. It's
a big day. So that's kind of like Christmas for
you guys, isn't it.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
No, Christmas is kind of like Christmas? Your mouth breather,
do he even know what?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Saint Patty's Day is?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
A day everybody wears green and has a little cocktail
to celebrate.
Speaker 15 (18:45):
Oh look, everyone, it's a part time Presbyterian. Everybody using
Christian holidays as an excuse to imbibe the devil's butt sweat,
all the girls bringing their shamrock shakes to the and
so forth wrong. Saint Patrick's Day is about celebrating the
life of a legendary Catholic bishop, the man who's single
(19:08):
handedly converted the Pagans in Ireland to Christianity. His life
is honored all over the world, even on the International
Space Station. Did you know that Saint Patrick's Day was
where the Irish jig was created?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Really?
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Too much to drink, not enough restrooms a question? Oh,
I can hardly wait.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I've always wondered how he drove the snakes out of Ireland.
Speaker 15 (19:33):
Oh, I'm so glad you asked John Boy. It's a
very interesting story. See all he did was pull up
in his Ford f one p fifty and said, happen,
phellis We're going to a cookout with John boyet nose
goblin stables. How do you think he did it? The
power of Christ compared them, and if you asked me,
(19:54):
we could use Saint.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Patrick right now.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Have you got a snake problem?
Speaker 16 (19:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (19:59):
Washington is full of them, godless backsliders, all of them.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well, not everybody can be as devouled as you, Father
Mike Well.
Speaker 15 (20:07):
John Boy, Eh, it's confession type. I wasn't always as
faith bound as I am today.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Get out. I don't believe it.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Oh it was bad, John Boy, bad.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
The demon spirits had a hole on me soul. It
was so bad that one day I looked down and
there was a fly in my guinness. I picked it up,
held it by its wings, and screamed, spinning out.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Speaking out, wow, you really had a problem.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
One night I was staggering home from the little pub
on the corner the Lamb and Donkey and Goosen monkey limits.
I put a little glass flask in my back, focke it.
Going up the steps, I lost my balance and filling
me keeyster, shattering the flask, broken glass everywhere. I jumped
up and felt something running down my leg and said,
oh please Lord, let it be blood.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Look at you. Now, you're a change man. Father McMichael's
doing the Lord's work.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Are as long as the heavenly Father sees fits.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So how are you gonna celebrate Saint Patrick's day?
Speaker 11 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (21:08):
As I always do, My Ladie conducting mass seven times
a day at our Lady of Perpetual Indifference but you
know what I won't be doing?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
What drink a green beer and howled at the.
Speaker 15 (21:19):
Board with the knuckle draggers, a crusty nostro castis booger
bridge wrench jeer either and John Boyd?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, bliss you.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Agent.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hi Oh, let's play some John Boyd Jeopardy. Let's just
jump right in here on the brand new week's.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Worth of stuff we're gonna learn.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
According to a bizarre research study, these animals are more
likely to survive a fall from over seventy five feet
than from a lower height.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
What are wiley coyotes?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
He would bounce back with it. My goodness, what'd y'all? God?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
What eight hundred big sell you told? Free line across America,
we played John Boyd Jeopardy and that.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's a big show on a radio Monday morning, March seventeen.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I've eature track from the Big Show bid Box Astro
Nerds got some Saint Patrick's Day jokes, serg ri key words,
Saint jokes hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 16 (22:43):
Com and right now let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's John boy jemin wa wa and now your host.
Speaker 16 (22:51):
He's all dressed in green and living the dream in
that left cut.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I gotta look up a bit of cheap who else is.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Left cart yay.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Peas John Lorry.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
As a hat of Bob out of Kannapolis, North Carolina.
Good morning, Bob, morning John, Hello body, we're doing good.
Welcome in here, alright, Bob, you got the first shot
at John Boyjepardy this morning said. According to a bizarre
research study, these animals are more likely to survive a
fall from over seventy five feet than from a lower height.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
What you think, Bob, that'd be a cat? You think
is a cat? Let's say study all right, this is here,
all right.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
So, like many small animals, cats have a non fatal
terminal velocity. So a study of one hundred and thirty
two cats that fell from New York high rises found
injuries increased with height until seven stories that's seventy five feet.
So beyond that injuries dropped, meaning the further they fail,
(24:09):
the better they're odds. One cat even survived a forty
six story plunge.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I do not understand that at all.
Speaker 17 (24:17):
Well, terminal velocity means it's the point where you stop
accelerating as you get closer to the ground, Ah, you
terminate your velocity.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
So when they've spread out, that's right.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's exactly what they do.
Speaker 17 (24:29):
As they get more as they have more time in
the fall, they positioned themselves and open up like a
parachute to kind of help themselves land properly.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
How did he learn terminal velocity?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Okay, we kind of understand that there.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That's helpful.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Anytime.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Well, Bob, good work on you in that, buddy. You
got a big old price back head over the cannabulas for.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You, Thank you, thank you, all right, Boddy, all right,
here we go bout him of the hour and top
of your news.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Right on the other side our time capsule with a
Saint Patrick's day.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
There's a dream tended life.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
He's back and that's time.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
He's brought a suitcase. That could be a good sign.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Let's find out astro once new in the wide world
of comedy.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Nothing as usual.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're all too a great star. You what do you
mean nothing?
Speaker 12 (26:14):
Well, basically, John Boy thought been done before, But every
once in a while a comedy genius comes along. And
put a new spin on a tired old act and
it becomes fresh and happening again.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Do you have any examples? Well, of course we'll let
it on me. Jeff did huh, it's me. You Reube,
you're the comedy genius.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Ta dah. Read the introduction.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, and welcome
a new voice in comedy, or should I say new voices?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Here? He is Astro Dunham. Oh no, you're a ventriloquist.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Now, Hey, who's ready to laugh? Thank you?
Speaker 12 (27:04):
Billy say. I'm kind of lonely out here all by myself.
Let me bring on my partner, knucklehead rackly.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Dang it?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I can't get the suitcase open.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
There? Oh man, hey, it looks like you. He's even
got a propeller on his hat.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Pretty sweet, honey. Hey, knucklehead, how's it going better.
Speaker 12 (27:29):
Now that I'm out of that suit case. Next time
you put me next to your underwear, make sure they're clean.
Those were my clean underwear. The next time you right
in the seat case, well, knucklehead, anything exciting happening at home?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
My dad fell in the well two weeks ago. He
fell in the well. Is he all right?
Speaker 12 (27:57):
I guess though he stopped screaming for help today. So, knucklehead,
I see you stop biting your fingernails.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
How'd you do it?
Speaker 12 (28:07):
I quit using toilet pike control. Hey, speaking of that,
were you doing standing on the toilet the other day?
I wanted to see what it was like to get
high on pot. Now, knucklehead, that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You got that right? Listen, j G.
Speaker 12 (28:29):
If you're not gonna get the whole effect of the material,
if you keep interrupting my flow.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Why are you still doing Knucklehead's voice?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Dang it, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I still knew it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
This That is the creevious looking dummy i've ever seen. Hey,
you'll heard its feelings. I wasn't talking about him.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
That's a good one. JB. Can I use that?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah? No, never put that thing away. What else you
got there?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Oh, let's see.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
I've got R two PU, the flatulet Android. I've got
Manuel Labor, my crazy Mexican long guy, Yeah, poor, a
lot of dollars, the Salty Brothel, Madam Sheik Ali ben Affleck,
the Wacky Moodlam.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Anything a little edgier.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well, yeah, but I don't know if he's you know,
safe for radio.
Speaker 12 (29:22):
I usually save him for like bachelorette parties and sweet sixteens.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
And stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Let's risk it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
You asked for it.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Come on out and say hello, PERV. Griffin, Hey, Hello, gorgeous, Hey, PERV.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
That's okay. I wait, hey, PERV?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Do you you believe in puppy love?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Maybe? What's it look like?
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Now?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
PERV? You shouldn't say that.
Speaker 12 (30:11):
I'm an animal lover. I now I've seen the fixtures.
I'm Jackpie, So PERV. I hear Barney Frank came to
your Christmas party. I told him, Hey, Barney, I'm sorry
we ran out of food, and he said, that's okay.
I'm having a ball.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
All right.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
There, that's not the punch line.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You're you're doing it againang.
Speaker 12 (30:38):
It, Sorry, that's not the punchline. I was getting to
the part where Anthony Wiener and Dick Army getting a
spitting content.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, put p Chriffin. Get this, I'm on a roll.
You're not on a roll. You couldn't be on a
roll if you worked in a bakery. What what are
you writing down?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm gonna use that joke for another one of my characters.
You like him. His name is we tarred crazy little midget.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I think this might be a good place to wrap
this up. Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
You know you are terrible?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh everybody says that my haters, my motivators. What does
spooky knuckle ahead? Ragley pump it away? I can't tell
which one is a dumby man. I could take off
his hand, just take off period. All right, I'll be back.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
Hey, that wasn't bad. Got time for a few impressions
the big show audience audience in the world.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Oh what now? Forgot my suit case? John Boya and Billy.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
If you're currently driving in a four door sedan, roll
up the windows and turn up the radio. Good morning radio,
dumb right.
Speaker 18 (32:15):
Sweete, there's a big seon on radio Monday morning, Saint Patsday?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah does he? What's going on? And Tacky Jackies.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Top of the morning to you friends and neighbors. You're
old pal Bert Fern here with a big announcement.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Bigger than that.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
It's gotta be even bigger because we're getting ready to
tell you all about the first annual Tacky Jackies close
for hose Saint Patrick's Day Sale.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
That's more like it.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
Yes, folks, Tacky Jackies is about to shamrock.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Your world with these amazing deals. The other Galway.
Speaker 11 (33:01):
Hookers on your street corner will be grief as a
dollar when they see how iris your skeezer is looking.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Holler faith and Begora. It's time to spruce up your horror.
This Saint Patti's Day only at Tacky Jackie's Close for hose.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
If these deals leave you tickled shirtless, have no fear,
no need to walk around. Eron, go Paulis with our
stupendous deals in the lingerie department.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Have your mellets upgraded? Not sure about your size.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
During Taggi Jackie's incredible Saint Patrick's Day sale.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Come on down for free customized bus.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
Treasuring courtesy of TV preacher Father shag O'Shaughnessy from our
Lady of Hooter's School for Reform strippers at Topless Maide service.
Speaker 15 (33:43):
Woo hands are shaken, oh sorsy, and it doesn't stop there.
Speaker 11 (33:53):
Has your weave unwove? Have your locks run out of luck?
Has your hair come to the point where your dude
just don't anymore? Come on down to Tacky Jackies Close
propose this Friday and Saturday, hend me the legendary Irish
wigmaker Miles Old Mullets, You'll dance a jig with a
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Speaker 2 (34:14):
Are beautiful sound still.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
Clinging to a few extra pounds you gained over the holidays.
Will it's time to turned Saint Patty's Day into Saint
Patty's Day our plus size The import fashions from across
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green hill Billy, tooth, green Kryptonite, Shrek and the kid's favorite.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Sin us infection Lookie, another winner and celebrities we got them.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Saturday Only Kitty Show host Mister Nikichi the Cabby Leprechaun
will be on hand autographic scams for all the kiddy.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
While they last.
Speaker 11 (35:10):
Show and from the his movies, A green mile Old
Wild Billy himself will be in the dunking booth.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
What what you looking at?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You laugh, Noodle, Kiss Mike and a special attraction just
added for Friday aching.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Thank God it's.
Speaker 11 (35:33):
Three patients from Doctor Bunco's kidney Clinic will be chugging
gallons of green beer courtesy of Spastic Larry's Liquor Barn
and Reptile Farm. Whoever passes his blarney stone first wins
Place your vet and don't get wet.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Another winner getting on the fund.
Speaker 11 (35:54):
This weekend at Techie Jackie's Close for hose, Big Big
Saint Patrick's State sales. Check out our newest locations. Take
patm the grain full of our three mouse to the
Willie Tucker Parkway at the third light. Take her right
at Dublin Down's dog Track. Look for Ficki the town trunk.
Give him a dollar and he'll point you to the
secret entrance to the Big Sat Patrick's day Sailing Tacky
(36:15):
Jackie's Clothes for hose.
Speaker 16 (36:17):
This is your old pal Bert Fern saying I'll see
you there. Good morny, a'll big shows on your radio.
Speaker 19 (36:30):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood Pumpy the John
Boy and Billy Big Show why, before you know it,
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Speaker 16 (36:51):
Just like me.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Ooh, whah, ooh ooh see what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Good morning, it's a big show on our radio Monday morning. Hey,
you gotta get your name and half of john Boys
wonderful thing of the week. We giveaway number one hundred
and thirty five, a lot of it. You know you're
gonna go put your name in a haat no matter
what it is.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Now that's five.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You know it's a weekly thing. Say hey, put it in.
Speaker 8 (37:53):
There, sooner or later.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
The odds are gonna It's like working a lottery for
a lot less.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
See.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
It's time like this that make me wonder, why the
hell could you not do that at the car lock?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I mean, just spend a store.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You could sell anything except cars. I'm giving. You know
I'm not selling.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I'm not you know, give it it a way the
problem anyway. It's a good old uh going honor in
all five branches of military service. God bless the USA
back with Lee, greenwood and lane and all our products
for good stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Man in the case, it's very cool you have and
hope that you will pass it on to somebody.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Good.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
All right, You all good.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Give it away now, indeed gave.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It you can Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Now we'll find out who gonna get it Friday, So
hit it at the Big Show dot com. Good morning,
got the Big Show on the radio coming up. We'll
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Speaker 2 (39:10):
And stay blue.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Got all set up for it? Click the link at
the Big Show dot com. I want to thank everybody
for posting about my dog Pearl weekend before last.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Uh see you what had he.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Put us across the Rainbow bridge after seventeen years with me?
The story is uh on there to go to the
John Boybilly Facebook page and then there's a little link
to go for the deal where you can slap love.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Yeah, it's like the uh I don't know, it's like
the site for your your pups obituary.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
That's up, man, that's up. I can say. I think
about me and Jackie always talking about our daddies. I
wouldn't want my daddy would think about the ole bitcheries
that or dog. He loved dogs. He raised rabbit dogs,
man and beagles. I had bagels, rabbi all my library. Well, yeah, Pearl,
best dog ever had. You can read all about her
mysel on.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Jonathan, my oldest boy, posted some stuff and we forgot
about all the things that Pearl would eat over the years.
She was the best of stealing food, right, you know,
found her on the streets that Courtney always said as
old hood dog as a rat hood dog right down
from the hood. Uh anyway, So yeah, so y'all can
do that and maybe leave a memory. A lot of y'all,
(40:21):
you know, have memories over her, and that's that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Mars.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
You were talking about your first.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
I was reading Jonathan's and he was talking about how
they were headed out of the country, the boys and
your wife, and I remember you showing up at a
remote that weekend.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
You're like, my wife told me to go get the
dogs in that church parking and she was been eating
like out of the dumpster or eating road kills.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Me and I take that dog to the vet and
the groomers come to flee.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
I don't want to have a dog.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
And that was like on a Saturday. He shows up
work on Monday, like John was coming up with this dog.
There's a dog with him.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
He's like, love this dog.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
She's slept with.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Me all we get into bed.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
We got her out at the farm, caught her out.
It's like I thought this was the But she's great.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Now that she's cleaned up and got all the ticks
over her.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
And she ain't watch govern text but old die ball.
But Mann.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
That's the thing about yes, sir, the wife and my
three boys. They went to Scotland with her family. You know,
like what one of them trips.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
That's where there should take care of the house.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Time she got back with me and Pearl and Jaggie Tan.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
She would come into bedroom, ooh, wife trying to get
into her bedroom.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Eve would come in the bedroom. Pearl would look up and.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Go, excuse me, who are you? He's my man now
we founded He took care.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
Of all jokes aside. My favorite thing about her. She
was a good bad She was bad, but I loved
it because it was never towards me. She did anything
she wanted, anytime she wanted. But my favorite phrase of
Pearl Randy, I have never in my life seen a
(42:20):
dog so arrogant.
Speaker 6 (42:22):
True.
Speaker 17 (42:23):
She walked in the room, and I would just kind of,
you know, dust my hands, show her my hands like
I was a blackjack dealer and say I don't.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Have anything to eat. Pearl, and she wouldn't. She just
kind of you know, that watching you thing.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
You know, just I don't believe you.
Speaker 10 (42:39):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
She had unzipped my duffel bag and we don't know
how you did it. And ate beef. That's right.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
You had like your snacks for like every couple of
hours in there, that's.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Right, including the zip lock.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Bag, doesn't matter what it was encasedon.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Oh no, she ain't a bowl full of rollagh. Where
those are loom? Those gold illumined.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Cruising steaks.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
I heard many times she is taking food away from
me and Carla cook.
Speaker 7 (43:13):
All you heard when Pearl was around the farm, when
Pearl was at a remote that damn dog, John Boy's dog, John.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Boy, come and get Jaggy. Pearl's running the girls in
the office, lorching the door again.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Where's Pearl?
Speaker 2 (43:26):
What she got? Carl? You better keep an eye on
the grill. Well, I think Pearl just flipped them over.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
She can't get up there.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
I just want to say thank you because we this
dog brought us together, whether we wanted to be or not.
And she was everybody's dog away from you, whether we wanted.
Speaker 10 (43:48):
Her to be or not.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
That's true, that is all.
Speaker 16 (43:51):
It was.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Like I said on the deal Man, perfect timing for
a dog in my life. She could go everywhere. Yep,
oh I guess.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
So we all can check it out to John Boy
Milling for Facebook page and thank y'all the ones that
that's up. Man.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
We we dog dog people learn their barks.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
To tell you you got to learn pearls barks.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
But she's out there, won'ting inn She needs to pay.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
That's her p bart my by my man.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
All right, well let's uh, let's get Marcy front center here.
Let's play Beating the Blonde. Yeah wait, one eight hundred,
big show, you told free line. We'll get a contestant
and play next
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
(00:57):
Don the donaldo and tootle too? Yeah, happy is Saint
Patrick's name?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
May we beat the first to wish you way happy Saint.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Patrick's day with a laurel and a hearty hands.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Jakes, we're on the radio. We'll just give you the
ear shake. I should have thought this out a little
bit better.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
It's not Saint Patrickson.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You're rooting it, okay, sharp drinking?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Ready go.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just kidding, don't do that. Let's wake up. Let's get
into it, y'all. Okay, it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We celebrate Saint Patrick's Day, beginning right now with the
Big Show on the radio. Good morning, Big Show's on
the radio. All right, let's give us a prize pack
out here. How about listen right here that I can't
do it. My finger ran dead.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We'll come over here and you do your finger. Thank
you tomorrow. Marsha, you're ready right now?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe what what we deal with? Me and Randy work
on this computer over here.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
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Speaker 7 (02:31):
Is?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
The feast of Saint Patrick's Day? Is what this is called?
As well? And if it is, though, maybe we can
eat later.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
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intoxicated man angered by a slow flushing toilet, pulled out
a pistol and shot it several times. Police said no
one was injured, for the toilet was destroyed. You know,
you know, good job there, Wyatt Burke.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, really Finally on this State No.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Nine, the one hundred and forty six year old Seattle
Post Intelligencer printed its final edition before becoming a solely
online operation. The owner failed to find a buyer for
the paper, which was put on sale in January. Newspaper
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of other titles face.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Closed, You're blah blah blah, blue blue blue. They got
you didn't do it. They were going.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
A rise.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh yeah, that was nine when it was short. Yeah good,
I was there there. You got so thin about stuff
you do online. It's gonna be easy for you.
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This whole three category thing is gonna be easy. So
come on, win you some bullsnot one eight hundred, big show.
We play out birds next. Good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio. We're rolling to you Monday morning.
Saint Patrick's Day, March seventeen. Well, let's get win in minute.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Outburst. Let's play outburst.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
It's the game that anyone can win, shoon boys, and
really give.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Your prizes from the big prize Pa. Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
This should be a lot of fun in your playing outs.
Have them Mary up and guest time you have the
best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Tam from linz Al Georgia.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
We shot job.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Harnais. Alright, damn, coming on out of lives hot this morning.
Let's get you to these three categories and get you
the bull snot down to Georgia. You ready, All three
characters from the Peanuts Gang ready go.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Bam? Alright, Tim. Three things in a bathroom, ready.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
To go, both poles and showers and a prink holl.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Looking around, all right, shout down, Tim, and then for
the wind. Three things you can read online, Ready to go.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
People Magazine, nor New York Post, Yes, day to day emails,
the Bible.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
All right, to get it out.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot headed
down to Liza on for you.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Tim, alrighty very much.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Bye, buddy, hang out. He wants to give a shout out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh I don't hear that. Yeah, we'll go ahead.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Then Tim, Hey Jackie, we could.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Have done that personal here, hang on, you can get
with it. Let's jump out, catch you up on your news.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
On the other side. Robert urb Keane, I'm Monday Morning,
saw Red the sing a long.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Good morning Monday, March seventeenth, said Patrick's Day twenty and
twenty five. Still try to stay in our lane.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
As done by Robert Earl Keenes been lying in a
bet your studios.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say patter. Sometimes on
my days are filled with ride. That's that travel and
left s.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Bad things ain't going my way because there's always someone.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Swarming in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
To keep swarming in.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
My life, and it's causing lots of Thinginger.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Keep switching on my bride lives.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Him.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
When you're swerving all lives pie by. You're running someone off.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
The ride.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
The day jove way.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I thought I never.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Never on there.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
But bowing you run into me.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I can't believe I could not see her all tank
up the one's at the wooding.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bangs.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights ho way,
you're running someone.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Off the ride.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
All right, dear, I've heard of a drivetime players lessac.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Old friends. You're old pal.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
Burtburn here with another gut bubbling edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse today's episode The Verdict. As our story opens,
professional ambulance chaser Max Sentence is making his closing argument
before Judge Judy Moran.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Look, your honor, the evidence against my client is entirely circumstantial.
Now you may have his fingerprints, his DNA, his driver's license,
security camera footage of my client leaving the seat of
the crime, the murder weapon, the alleged murder weapon, a
couple of untrustworthyewitnesses, and yes, even my client's confession. But
what you don't have is the body of the victim.
(11:12):
You all merely presume the victim is dead, for without
the body, you have no proof, and with no proof,
there is reasonable doubt the alleged victim is truly deceased
and therefore, my client deserves a verdict of.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Not guilty and scene.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Counselor, you've been rattling off at the yep, but for
about twenty minutes.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Are we close to bottling the ends? Or does this
monologue have an act.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Too, your honor? I am nearly finished, But first I
have a little surprise for you.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
You're not gonna do that pick of cod any cod
thing again, are you?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Look at me.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Are you gonna ask me to guess another one of
your oppressings?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No, but I do a great Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I'm not interested. Let's just wrap this up. It's almost lunchtime.
Speaker 12 (11:57):
Well, if you're looking for a recommendation, I know a
place that served the best stuffed cabbage in the Tri
County area.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
No enough, finish your summation or I'll find you in contempt.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
All right, all right, all right, you're forcing me to
play my big card, your honor. In a moment, the
alleged victim will walk through that door. The very person
presumed dead will stroll in here, alive and well, and
you and the prosecution will.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Have egg on your face.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
All right, come in, Well, where is he?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
He's not here, But everyone turned to see if he
would enter the court. Therefore, there is reasonable doubt. The
defense rests, and thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
All right, the court finds your client guilty.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
What wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You must have some doubt everyone was staring at that door.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
A yes, we were all looking, but your client wasn't.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Son of our And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse. Go com here?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Where is this place with the stuffed cabbage?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the attorney's impression
of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar. Don't put on my leg and tell me
it's rating.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 13 (13:36):
Helly you Lindsey premise here, And when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily do some
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Here on the big show.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny climonning.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, that's all I got.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
I'm not wearing hats.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, I got flad I'm been th the whole wardrobe.
I was thinking about what was going on here.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Never man, I want to gi about the shout out
to Johnny Burritos. Johnny Burritos downtown or what do you
call uptown Charlotte. I'm sorry, it's uptown Charlotte.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
And uh, I remember North Carolina State when they won
five games in five days last year. You know, it
just finished up the ACC Tournament over the weekend, and
it just reminded me of North Carolina State. They ate
at Johnny Burritos. That's my you know, my middle son Stick. Yeah,
that's his favorite spot eight when it was up there.
Yeah and uh nose oh Johnny the owner Dad. Yeah,
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North Carolina State fell in love and it was good luck.
That's when they won the ACC Tournament, made it all
the way to the final four last year with that.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Man, how'd you like your your a good luck? Try
to be a bean burrito?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Perfect?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Wow, So shout out the Johnny Burritos, y all, you
can find yourself and up town Charlotte moving around to
get you a good old burrito, telling him John Bore
Bore Stick, since you over there beim.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And meanwhile you still won't do some shopping for Saint
Patrick's Day.
Speaker 14 (16:00):
Let's check this out, howdy friends, Well, Saint Patrick's Days
just around the corner. I ain't quite sure what that
holiday is all about, but I do know one thing.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It's a time to get all liquored.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Up and swart around. And we got you covered right here.
Speaker 14 (16:10):
JD's twenty four hour drive through Ponta Gun out O
Parts Pharmaceutical.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
And don't give bait and Tackle discount cigarette outlet.
Speaker 14 (16:15):
We got shot glasses, beer fuddles, Samstag, mug holders, stop watching,
Viceroy's Beard trimmers and all naked Mozilla Twister.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
The Home Game.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
We got axle Grease, Pancakes, trout Line, Igloos, Caancosey's corn Bread,
Jack Daniel's twelve Cages, Pepto's now Clippers, Q tips and
a fresh big.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Truckload, a Walker Texas Ranger wall.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hangings to light up any living room.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
And don't forget to stop by on Saint Patrick's Day
for the JD's twenty four hour drive through Pata Gun
Auto Parts Pharmaceutical, don't give bait and Tackle discount cigarette Outlet.
First Annual Drunken lun Dark Tournament and that ain't a
stop by the first week in March and register to
win a spot on j d's brand new game show
Who Wants to Be Off Welfare?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Sut your final ain't sir, So turn off.
Speaker 14 (16:49):
TV ass and get you butt on down to j
d's twenty four hour drive through ponta gun on, no Parts, pharmaceutical, Don't.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Give bait and tackle discount cigarette out Look.
Speaker 14 (16:55):
Come visitor a new location in Harlan, Kentucky, across the
road from Crippled Bob's Landfill and Chicken Good Today.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Kay ds walle the Southern boy names Good Morning, Big
Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
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March and that means two things basketball and Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And we got an old friend.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
It's an authority on Saint Patrick's Day, so we ask
him to stop by this. Welcome to the Big Show, Father,
Michael m McMichaels. Hey, I've always meant to ask, what's
the M stand for?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Michael?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
So your father, Michael Michael McMichaels.
Speaker 15 (17:51):
Yeah, me, parents works very creative. Come on, pull up
a chair, father, don't mind if I dude.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
John boy. Saints be praised. It's good to see her
face again.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
It has been quite a few years.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, there's a reason for that.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
You know, what is it?
Speaker 15 (18:09):
I'm allergic to heathens. You've got a wild lifestyle. Who
knows what goes on out at Snotchstick Farm.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
That's Bugger Branch wretch.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I knew it was something to do with news.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Okay, Well, Father, Saint Patrick's Day is coming up. It's
a big day. So that's kind of like Christmas for
you guys, isn't it.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
No, Christmas is kind of like Christmas? Your mouth breather,
do he even know what?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Saint Patty's Day is?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
A day everybody wears green and has a little cocktail
to celebrate.
Speaker 15 (18:45):
Oh look, everyone, it's a part time Presbyterian. Everybody using
Christian holidays as an excuse to imbibe the devil's butt sweat,
all the girls bringing their shamrock shakes to the and
so forth wrong. Saint Patrick's Day is about celebrating the
life of a legendary Catholic bishop, the man who's single
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handedly converted the Pagans in Ireland to Christianity. His life
is honored all over the world, even on the International
Space Station. Did you know that Saint Patrick's Day was
where the Irish jig was created?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Really?
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Too much to drink, not enough restrooms a question? Oh,
I can hardly wait.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I've always wondered how he drove the snakes out of Ireland.
Speaker 15 (19:33):
Oh, I'm so glad you asked John Boy. It's a
very interesting story. See all he did was pull up
in his Ford f one p fifty and said, happen,
phellis We're going to a cookout with John boyet nose
goblin stables. How do you think he did it? The
power of Christ compared them, and if you asked me,
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we could use Saint.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Patrick right now.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Have you got a snake problem?
Speaker 16 (19:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (19:59):
Washington is full of them, godless backsliders, all of them.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well, not everybody can be as devouled as you, Father
Mike Well.
Speaker 15 (20:07):
John Boy, Eh, it's confession type. I wasn't always as
faith bound as I am today.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Get out. I don't believe it.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Oh it was bad, John Boy, bad.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
The demon spirits had a hole on me soul. It
was so bad that one day I looked down and
there was a fly in my guinness. I picked it up,
held it by its wings, and screamed, spinning out.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Speaking out, wow, you really had a problem.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
One night I was staggering home from the little pub
on the corner the Lamb and Donkey and Goosen monkey limits.
I put a little glass flask in my back, focke it.
Going up the steps, I lost my balance and filling
me keeyster, shattering the flask, broken glass everywhere. I jumped
up and felt something running down my leg and said,
oh please Lord, let it be blood.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Look at you. Now, you're a change man. Father McMichael's
doing the Lord's work.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Are as long as the heavenly Father sees fits.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So how are you gonna celebrate Saint Patrick's day?
Speaker 11 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (21:08):
As I always do, My Ladie conducting mass seven times
a day at our Lady of Perpetual Indifference but you
know what I won't be doing?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
What drink a green beer and howled at the.
Speaker 15 (21:19):
Board with the knuckle draggers, a crusty nostro castis booger
bridge wrench jeer either and John Boyd?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, bliss you.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Agent.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hi Oh, let's play some John Boyd Jeopardy. Let's just
jump right in here on the brand new week's.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Worth of stuff we're gonna learn.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
According to a bizarre research study, these animals are more
likely to survive a fall from over seventy five feet
than from a lower height.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
What are wiley coyotes?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
He would bounce back with it. My goodness, what'd y'all? God?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
What eight hundred big sell you told? Free line across America,
we played John Boyd Jeopardy and that.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's a big show on a radio Monday morning, March seventeen.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I've eature track from the Big Show bid Box Astro
Nerds got some Saint Patrick's Day jokes, serg ri key words,
Saint jokes hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 16 (22:43):
Com and right now let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's John boy jemin wa wa and now your host.
Speaker 16 (22:51):
He's all dressed in green and living the dream in
that left cut.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I gotta look up a bit of cheap who else is.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Left cart yay.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Peas John Lorry.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
As a hat of Bob out of Kannapolis, North Carolina.
Good morning, Bob, morning John, Hello body, we're doing good.
Welcome in here, alright, Bob, you got the first shot
at John Boyjepardy this morning said. According to a bizarre
research study, these animals are more likely to survive a
fall from over seventy five feet than from a lower height.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
What you think, Bob, that'd be a cat? You think
is a cat? Let's say study all right, this is here,
all right.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
So, like many small animals, cats have a non fatal
terminal velocity. So a study of one hundred and thirty
two cats that fell from New York high rises found
injuries increased with height until seven stories that's seventy five feet.
So beyond that injuries dropped, meaning the further they fail,
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the better they're odds. One cat even survived a forty
six story plunge.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I do not understand that at all.
Speaker 17 (24:17):
Well, terminal velocity means it's the point where you stop
accelerating as you get closer to the ground, Ah, you
terminate your velocity.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
So when they've spread out, that's right.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's exactly what they do.
Speaker 17 (24:29):
As they get more as they have more time in
the fall, they positioned themselves and open up like a
parachute to kind of help themselves land properly.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
How did he learn terminal velocity?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Okay, we kind of understand that there.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That's helpful.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Anytime.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Well, Bob, good work on you in that, buddy. You
got a big old price back head over the cannabulas for.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You, Thank you, thank you, all right, Boddy, all right,
here we go bout him of the hour and top
of your news.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Right on the other side our time capsule with a
Saint Patrick's day.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
There's a dream tended life.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
He's back and that's time.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
He's brought a suitcase. That could be a good sign.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Let's find out astro once new in the wide world
of comedy.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Nothing as usual.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're all too a great star. You what do you
mean nothing?
Speaker 12 (26:14):
Well, basically, John Boy thought been done before, But every
once in a while a comedy genius comes along. And
put a new spin on a tired old act and
it becomes fresh and happening again.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Do you have any examples? Well, of course we'll let
it on me. Jeff did huh, it's me. You Reube,
you're the comedy genius.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Ta dah. Read the introduction.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, and welcome
a new voice in comedy, or should I say new voices?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Here? He is Astro Dunham. Oh no, you're a ventriloquist.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Now, Hey, who's ready to laugh? Thank you?
Speaker 12 (27:04):
Billy say. I'm kind of lonely out here all by myself.
Let me bring on my partner, knucklehead rackly.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Dang it?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I can't get the suitcase open.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
There? Oh man, hey, it looks like you. He's even
got a propeller on his hat.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Pretty sweet, honey. Hey, knucklehead, how's it going better.
Speaker 12 (27:29):
Now that I'm out of that suit case. Next time
you put me next to your underwear, make sure they're clean.
Those were my clean underwear. The next time you right
in the seat case, well, knucklehead, anything exciting happening at home?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
My dad fell in the well two weeks ago. He
fell in the well. Is he all right?
Speaker 12 (27:57):
I guess though he stopped screaming for help today. So, knucklehead,
I see you stop biting your fingernails.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
How'd you do it?
Speaker 12 (28:07):
I quit using toilet pike control. Hey, speaking of that,
were you doing standing on the toilet the other day?
I wanted to see what it was like to get
high on pot. Now, knucklehead, that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You got that right? Listen, j G.
Speaker 12 (28:29):
If you're not gonna get the whole effect of the material,
if you keep interrupting my flow.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Why are you still doing Knucklehead's voice?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Dang it, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I still knew it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
This That is the creevious looking dummy i've ever seen. Hey,
you'll heard its feelings. I wasn't talking about him.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
That's a good one. JB. Can I use that?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah? No, never put that thing away. What else you
got there?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Oh, let's see.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
I've got R two PU, the flatulet Android. I've got
Manuel Labor, my crazy Mexican long guy, Yeah, poor, a
lot of dollars, the Salty Brothel, Madam Sheik Ali ben Affleck,
the Wacky Moodlam.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Anything a little edgier.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well, yeah, but I don't know if he's you know,
safe for radio.
Speaker 12 (29:22):
I usually save him for like bachelorette parties and sweet sixteens.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
And stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Let's risk it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
You asked for it.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Come on out and say hello, PERV. Griffin, Hey, Hello, gorgeous, Hey, PERV.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
That's okay. I wait, hey, PERV?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Do you you believe in puppy love?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Maybe? What's it look like?
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Now?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
PERV? You shouldn't say that.
Speaker 12 (30:11):
I'm an animal lover. I now I've seen the fixtures.
I'm Jackpie, So PERV. I hear Barney Frank came to
your Christmas party. I told him, Hey, Barney, I'm sorry
we ran out of food, and he said, that's okay.
I'm having a ball.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
All right.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
There, that's not the punch line.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You're you're doing it againang.
Speaker 12 (30:38):
It, Sorry, that's not the punchline. I was getting to
the part where Anthony Wiener and Dick Army getting a
spitting content.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, put p Chriffin. Get this, I'm on a roll.
You're not on a roll. You couldn't be on a
roll if you worked in a bakery. What what are
you writing down?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm gonna use that joke for another one of my characters.
You like him. His name is we tarred crazy little midget.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I think this might be a good place to wrap
this up. Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
You know you are terrible?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh everybody says that my haters, my motivators. What does
spooky knuckle ahead? Ragley pump it away? I can't tell
which one is a dumby man. I could take off
his hand, just take off period. All right, I'll be back.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
Hey, that wasn't bad. Got time for a few impressions
the big show audience audience in the world.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Oh what now? Forgot my suit case? John Boya and Billy.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
If you're currently driving in a four door sedan, roll
up the windows and turn up the radio. Good morning radio,
dumb right.
Speaker 18 (32:15):
Sweete, there's a big seon on radio Monday morning, Saint Patsday?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah does he? What's going on? And Tacky Jackies.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Top of the morning to you friends and neighbors. You're
old pal Bert Fern here with a big announcement.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Bigger than that.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
It's gotta be even bigger because we're getting ready to
tell you all about the first annual Tacky Jackies close
for hose Saint Patrick's Day Sale.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
That's more like it.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
Yes, folks, Tacky Jackies is about to shamrock.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Your world with these amazing deals. The other Galway.
Speaker 11 (33:01):
Hookers on your street corner will be grief as a
dollar when they see how iris your skeezer is looking.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Holler faith and Begora. It's time to spruce up your horror.
This Saint Patti's Day only at Tacky Jackie's Close for hose.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
If these deals leave you tickled shirtless, have no fear,
no need to walk around. Eron, go Paulis with our
stupendous deals in the lingerie department.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Have your mellets upgraded? Not sure about your size.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
During Taggi Jackie's incredible Saint Patrick's Day sale.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Come on down for free customized bus.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
Treasuring courtesy of TV preacher Father shag O'Shaughnessy from our
Lady of Hooter's School for Reform strippers at Topless Maide service.
Speaker 15 (33:43):
Woo hands are shaken, oh sorsy, and it doesn't stop there.
Speaker 11 (33:53):
Has your weave unwove? Have your locks run out of luck?
Has your hair come to the point where your dude
just don't anymore? Come on down to Tacky Jackies Close
propose this Friday and Saturday, hend me the legendary Irish
wigmaker Miles Old Mullets, You'll dance a jig with a
brand new wig from Tacky Jackies.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Are beautiful sound still.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
Clinging to a few extra pounds you gained over the holidays.
Will it's time to turned Saint Patty's Day into Saint
Patty's Day our plus size The import fashions from across
the pond come in every shade of green you've ever seen.
We've got lima bean, lime, green, forest, green, dollar, green, seasick, green,
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pe kerb at the Frog, Incredible Hulk, slightly off Grinch,
green hill Billy, tooth, green Kryptonite, Shrek and the kid's favorite.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Sin us infection Lookie, another winner and celebrities we got them.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Saturday Only Kitty Show host Mister Nikichi the Cabby Leprechaun
will be on hand autographic scams for all the kiddy.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
While they last.
Speaker 11 (35:10):
Show and from the his movies, A green mile Old
Wild Billy himself will be in the dunking booth.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
What what you looking at?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You laugh, Noodle, Kiss Mike and a special attraction just
added for Friday aching.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Thank God it's.
Speaker 11 (35:33):
Three patients from Doctor Bunco's kidney Clinic will be chugging
gallons of green beer courtesy of Spastic Larry's Liquor Barn
and Reptile Farm. Whoever passes his blarney stone first wins
Place your vet and don't get wet.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Another winner getting on the fund.
Speaker 11 (35:54):
This weekend at Techie Jackie's Close for hose, Big Big
Saint Patrick's State sales. Check out our newest locations. Take
patm the grain full of our three mouse to the
Willie Tucker Parkway at the third light. Take her right
at Dublin Down's dog Track. Look for Ficki the town trunk.
Give him a dollar and he'll point you to the
secret entrance to the Big Sat Patrick's day Sailing Tacky
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Jackie's Clothes for hose.
Speaker 16 (36:17):
This is your old pal Bert Fern saying I'll see
you there. Good morny, a'll big shows on your radio.
Speaker 19 (36:30):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood Pumpy the John
Boy and Billy Big Show why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls.
Speaker 16 (36:51):
Just like me.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Ooh, whah, ooh ooh see what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Good morning, it's a big show on our radio Monday morning. Hey,
you gotta get your name and half of john Boys
wonderful thing of the week. We giveaway number one hundred
and thirty five, a lot of it. You know you're
gonna go put your name in a haat no matter
what it is.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Now that's five.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You know it's a weekly thing. Say hey, put it in.
Speaker 8 (37:53):
There, sooner or later.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
The odds are gonna It's like working a lottery for
a lot less.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
See.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
It's time like this that make me wonder, why the
hell could you not do that at the car lock?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I mean, just spend a store.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You could sell anything except cars. I'm giving. You know
I'm not selling.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I'm not you know, give it it a way the
problem anyway. It's a good old uh going honor in
all five branches of military service. God bless the USA
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Speaker 2 (38:34):
Man in the case, it's very cool you have and
hope that you will pass it on to somebody.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Good.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
All right, You all good.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Give it away now, indeed gave.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It you can Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Now we'll find out who gonna get it Friday, So
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Speaker 2 (39:22):
Uh see you what had he.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Put us across the Rainbow bridge after seventeen years with me?
The story is uh on there to go to the
John Boybilly Facebook page and then there's a little link
to go for the deal where you can slap love.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Yeah, it's like the uh I don't know, it's like
the site for your your pups obituary.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
That's up, man, that's up. I can say. I think
about me and Jackie always talking about our daddies. I
wouldn't want my daddy would think about the ole bitcheries
that or dog. He loved dogs. He raised rabbit dogs,
man and beagles. I had bagels, rabbi all my library. Well, yeah, Pearl,
best dog ever had. You can read all about her
mysel on.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Jonathan, my oldest boy, posted some stuff and we forgot
about all the things that Pearl would eat over the years.
She was the best of stealing food, right, you know,
found her on the streets that Courtney always said as
old hood dog as a rat hood dog right down
from the hood. Uh anyway, So yeah, so y'all can
do that and maybe leave a memory. A lot of y'all,
(40:21):
you know, have memories over her, and that's that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Mars.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
You were talking about your first.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
I was reading Jonathan's and he was talking about how
they were headed out of the country, the boys and
your wife, and I remember you showing up at a
remote that weekend.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
You're like, my wife told me to go get the
dogs in that church parking and she was been eating
like out of the dumpster or eating road kills.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Me and I take that dog to the vet and
the groomers come to flee.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
I don't want to have a dog.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
And that was like on a Saturday. He shows up
work on Monday, like John was coming up with this dog.
There's a dog with him.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
He's like, love this dog.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
She's slept with.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Me all we get into bed.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
We got her out at the farm, caught her out.
It's like I thought this was the But she's great.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Now that she's cleaned up and got all the ticks
over her.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
And she ain't watch govern text but old die ball.
But Mann.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
That's the thing about yes, sir, the wife and my
three boys. They went to Scotland with her family. You know,
like what one of them trips.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
That's where there should take care of the house.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Time she got back with me and Pearl and Jaggie Tan.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
She would come into bedroom, ooh, wife trying to get
into her bedroom.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Eve would come in the bedroom. Pearl would look up and.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Go, excuse me, who are you? He's my man now
we founded He took care.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
Of all jokes aside. My favorite thing about her. She
was a good bad She was bad, but I loved
it because it was never towards me. She did anything
she wanted, anytime she wanted. But my favorite phrase of
Pearl Randy, I have never in my life seen a
(42:20):
dog so arrogant.
Speaker 6 (42:22):
True.
Speaker 17 (42:23):
She walked in the room, and I would just kind of,
you know, dust my hands, show her my hands like
I was a blackjack dealer and say I don't.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Have anything to eat. Pearl, and she wouldn't. She just
kind of you know, that watching you thing.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
You know, just I don't believe you.
Speaker 10 (42:39):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
She had unzipped my duffel bag and we don't know
how you did it. And ate beef. That's right.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
You had like your snacks for like every couple of
hours in there, that's.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Right, including the zip lock.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Bag, doesn't matter what it was encasedon.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Oh no, she ain't a bowl full of rollagh. Where
those are loom? Those gold illumined.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Cruising steaks.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
I heard many times she is taking food away from
me and Carla cook.
Speaker 7 (43:13):
All you heard when Pearl was around the farm, when
Pearl was at a remote that damn dog, John Boy's dog, John.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Boy, come and get Jaggy. Pearl's running the girls in
the office, lorching the door again.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Where's Pearl?
Speaker 2 (43:26):
What she got? Carl? You better keep an eye on
the grill. Well, I think Pearl just flipped them over.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
She can't get up there.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
I just want to say thank you because we this
dog brought us together, whether we wanted to be or not.
And she was everybody's dog away from you, whether we wanted.
Speaker 10 (43:48):
Her to be or not.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
That's true, that is all.
Speaker 16 (43:51):
It was.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Like I said on the deal Man, perfect timing for
a dog in my life. She could go everywhere. Yep,
oh I guess.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
So we all can check it out to John Boy
Milling for Facebook page and thank y'all the ones that
that's up. Man.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
We we dog dog people learn their barks.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
To tell you you got to learn pearls barks.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
But she's out there, won'ting inn She needs to pay.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
That's her p bart my by my man.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
All right, well let's uh, let's get Marcy front center here.
Let's play Beating the Blonde. Yeah wait, one eight hundred,
big show, you told free line. We'll get a contestant
and play next
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