March 19, 2025 • 45 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we track down the source of an annoying squeal we’ve had in the studio for the past few days.. - Morgan Freeman is totally selling out to commercialism.. - Tater has updates on Tatertainment News - and What to Watch.. - Nervel T. Wheeler stops by for some coffee and a chat.. - Carl Childers and that big girl from the Dollar Tree workshop some jokes about the NFL.. - Mad Max tries to set some ground rules for giving shout-outs on the Big Show.. - and Carl tries to describe John Boy’s entourage…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a Big Show on the radio for your Wednesday,
March nineteenth. Today's feature track from the Big Show Beat Bob,
Carl Childers and John boys on. Dara Sirs, your keywords,
Carl on to rag then the bed box hat at
the Big Show dot com. And right now let's lasting around.
Now we got Tracy from Centerville, Georgia. Good morning, Tracy,
(00:53):
Good morning, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How are you, buddy? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Awso, I'm welcome in here, Tay, there.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
There's Tracy Painte Trace.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Does she know she sounds like the witch from the
Warner brother You nailed this stil all right? And the
ways Mina sounded like that one. We will go back
and deal with that later. Right now, it's all about
Tracy getting two bells before two buzzers and the prize bike. Okay, So, Tayer,
(01:37):
what is the organization Cooperative for American Relief Everywhere, better
known as.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The Public Restroom Association.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Keep American Relief, American Relief Everywhere? Are you on something?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
No, I want to be serious about this. This is
the Red Cross.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We're talking about Cooperative for American Relief Everywhere. Tator says.
It's known as the Red Cross. Tracy, agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It sounds too reasonable to disagree, So.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It sounds too reasonable to disagree. So are you no?
That is known as care Care Cooperative? Okay, all right,
(02:39):
I don't know if Elon and his young geniuses have
gotten to this one yet. Don't be having doing a
care It's a private organization, right did? All right? Well,
there is a Bonser right there, So let's say if
we can get a bell Marcia Is. Their popularity began
to rise in the nineteen sixties. An article in Time
(03:01):
magazine described them as quote a huge vinyl bag filled
with temperature controlled water that feels like a huge, warm marshmallow.
What is it a mother in law like mine?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, it's a waterbed, John boys.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It is a water bed.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Does that make sense? Tracy, agree or disagree? I me
in trouble last time, but I'm going to agree again.
There was a water bed, a huge vinyl bag filled
with temportor control water. Okay, did y'all have a water bed?
(03:52):
You know? I started the waterbed wars in Charlotte, North
Carolina of the early nineteen eighties with wild Will's water beds.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh, Ben, we was doing the price war with somebody
else tell the water beds. I mean you can get
a water bed like seventy bucks. Yeah, wow, still profit.
That was awesome. All right, way to go with the bill,
all right, gonna win it or lose it right here, Tater.
In the recent survey, people were asked if they would
(04:24):
take off all their clothes in public for one million dollars.
What did the majority says?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Journey?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
They majority a million dollars clothes. Yes, they said yes.
The majority said yes, Tracy, agree or disagree? I mean
I'd have to agree, and the last majority disagree. The
(05:00):
vast majority said no. Wow, what the good news is
now we know what she is now much Tracy is
a nice consolation. Thanky, ain't no body appreciate you? Playing?
Was that of Center Bille, Georgia this morning. That was
(05:21):
two yes, I appreciate you guys. All right, here's the
plan for the next twenty minutes. Right now, it is
your own personal news. Only others add Spanky's and talk
and taggy Jackie, good morning. It's all been sewing the radio.
(06:15):
I was playing to somebody about Dal's then down in Valley, Alabama,
talking about Auburn. It's Dale was right right now and
join the War Eagles. Being number one in the country
basketball man, they head into gord Dale's. Then ad talk.
You get a good idea, a lot of people want
(06:37):
to copy it, and some can actually do a pretty
good job.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
This is the Yellow Rose slash Coaches Sports bar ad
Talk spaky here, slowly but surely getting back in the loop.
I want to thank all the folks that set their
cards and flowers and well wishes while I was out
of commission and really helped lift my spirit a great deal.
And to those of you who didn't, you can all
kiss my usky red ass. Ending according to plan, I'm
(07:05):
on my way back to one hundred percent recovery. The
only nearness experience I had was after the operation when
John Boy almost killed me in the hospital. I'm just
thankful I didn't get a ride back home from Randy.
The first order of business, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Doing away with all tabs.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
From here on out. I gotta say it that I
was a little surprised when I got back to work.
Never seen some damn any tabs stacked up in my life.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the business, but I'd
appreciate it more if once in a while U sobs
might walk through that damn door with some cash in
your pocket. Now I settled for your wife's credit card.
(07:46):
Give me a break here. Can't pay the bills on
you idiots, good intentions, you know. Now I'm sending copy
saw you freeloaders in the mail, or you can pay
them in person. You got till the end of the week.
Then I'm starting to charge interest. Speaking of tabs, the
doctor still won't let me lift more than ten pounds,
So John boy, you're gonna have to come and get
(08:06):
yours in person. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Woo,
you ain't seen nothing yet. There's gonna be a lot
of changes around here. Having a doctor rummaging around your
guts makes a man do some thinking. I can't make
you jackasses take better carry yourself. Hell, the only doctor
(08:27):
most of you see on a regular basis is doctor
mcgilla cutting Or what I can do is offer you
dumbasses some healthier menu choices. The first thing to go
is the liquor. Now, I know this is gonna disappoint
the drunks, but for your own good. Instead, I'm putting
in smoothie machines with lots of fresh fruit and rice milk.
(08:49):
And since I'm introducing all that fiber to you damn
balloon heads, the good news is I'm also expanding the
restroom facilities. The bad news is that Branshaw is gonna
have to stop you using the handicapped stall as a
guest room. As for the food, well, there'll be plenty
to eat, so don't worry about that. The menu is
going to be a little different, though. You can kiss
(09:11):
all that deep fried crap and high fat garbage, dannyos.
We're going to organic.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
We'll still have your favorites, but just health your versions.
We'll have chicken livers, but they'll be sautained and hydrogenated
mechanamia oil and sprinkled with millet seeds. Or how about
a nice big blade of buffalo foo wings that's top
drawer tofu, shaped like chicken wings, baked and tossed in
a fat free, low calorie mock Perry perry pepper sauce.
(09:40):
And I haven't forgotten the midgies. I've closed down that
patio and turned it into an organic garden. And with
all the bs that walks through this door, we ought
to have a bumper crop just in case we run
short of manure. I'm putting Psycho in charge. He's so
full of crap he should be able to handle any
short telling everybody we're best friends. Where they hell did
(10:03):
he get that stuff? Stand the top it off at
the Yellow Rose and Coaching sports Bar. You'll still be
able to smoke. I mean, that's really a vegetable, right. Besides,
my cardiologists just invested in the place in exchange for
a customer list. So it looks like I found the
rainbow's end again. So come on down and see me.
(10:25):
Just not at home, you hear me, Psycho, I need
my rest your nerve wrecking Sanama.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Good morning. It's a big song radio. Tell them about
welcome man Morgan Framan and I askar him running around Vegas.
This is Bubba Wallace hat more fun than Morgan in
minutes right now, one more day and Tacking Jackie is.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
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Speaker 8 (11:20):
Hah.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Bigger than that.
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tell you all about the first annual Tacky Jackies close
for Hose Saint Patrick's Day Sale.
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It's time to spruce up your horror. This saint every
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(12:05):
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Speaker 2 (12:17):
Have your mellets upgraded?
Speaker 7 (12:18):
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Speaker 2 (13:03):
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Speaker 7 (13:07):
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Speaker 8 (14:19):
Thank God it's.
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and Reptile Farm. Whoever passes his blarney stone first wins.
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to the secret entrance to the Big Saint Patrick's Day Sailor,
Tacky Jackie's Clothes for Hoes. This is your old pelt
(15:07):
fern saying I'll see you there.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
What good morning. A lot more big show coming.
Speaker 10 (15:19):
Up, John boy Boe, Big show goes picky up. Matthew,
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
a new tentro you boob, no no not, you're writing
fat boy, pull up a couple of chairs and put
down nothing. I gotta go make coffee for the boys
so they can go on making that audio magic nonan
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John boy.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
By Big Show. Carry on, Drake Peepal take your morning
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base shows on the radio, or rather giveball. Morgan Freeman
sporting this Bubba Wallace swag out over the weekend in Vegas.
You don't have nothing when I go down to Miami
this weekend. We'll find out all about it tomorrow. With
our man Doug Morgan can advertise anything and everything.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
The world has changed. The challenges we face today are
like nothing we've ever faced before. They call it the
new normal, but this feels different. We're the makers of
a product and or service. We've been part of your
(17:01):
life for an impressive sounding amount of time. Our product
and or service has always been there, sharing your hopes
and your dreams, and now more than ever, we're here
for you unless we're temporarily closed down Right now, we
(17:22):
might be offering online ordering or curb side pickup. See
if we have some kind of app for your phone
that might work. And remember, we're all in this together.
We'll be right beside you all the way.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Well, not right.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Beside at least not for a while each of us
is ready to do our part. Our part is to
keep reminding you that our product and or service is
a very important part of your life, so that when
you're actually able to buy and or use our product
and or service again, you'll see us as essential and
(18:03):
buying our product and or service will seem like your
own special gift to the world. That feeling is our
gift to you. We don't just sell a product and
or service. We're the company that makes a particular product
and or a service. Did I already say we're here
(18:25):
for you?
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Because we are.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
People are the.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
Reason we make and or do what we make and
or do. Oh, and family, we should mention family, people
and family a message from the makers of a product
and or service. People, people, family, family.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio coming up?
A couple of rounds a worthy word. The winner can
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hit the Big Show dot Com hang on playboard in minutes. Well,
right now it's time for what to watch. Shit, here's
our girl, Marza Tayter Moran appreciate it.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
Hey, look, let's take a look at the box office,
and it looks like everybody was watching basketball and not
watching them movies.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Well, so it was a very slow.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
Weekend at the box office, but coming in at number
one was the action comedy Novacaine starring Jack Quaid, only
made about eight point seven million.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I did see the promos for that you just talking
about RN. It looked pretty funny. Yeah, yea, they feel plaid.
So that was the that was released this week. It
was yeah, but eight million, it is not that much.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Well in movie terms, right, yeah, not rutch at all,
But it was slow weekend. Last week's top movie Mickey
seven Team dropped to second place. The thriller Black Bag
opened up in third place, Captain America, Brave New World
hanging in there in number four, and The Day the
Earth Blew Up A Looney Tunes movie debuted in fifth place.
(20:14):
All right, what's coming out this weekend? Well, snow White,
a live action snow White with cgi dwarfs will be
opening up.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's a musical two yes, and that looks like it's
more like snow brown.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
Yes, And there's a big There was a big controversy
over it. A lot of people were like, no, it's
snow white. You know in the story it was you know,
skin as snow white, as snow hair is black and
red as.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Oh no, you can't do it.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
Well they were like, well, look, hey, we are, you know,
with the times, and and then Peter Dinklage got upset
and said, oh so we're with the times, but you're
not going to cast any real life dwarfs to be
the dwarf so that's not inclusive at.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
All from Game of Thrones. So he's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
So you're But so there's been all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 12 (21:06):
They did it.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
They did a quiet premiere and everything.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
But the critics who have seen it like it.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
They do.
Speaker 11 (21:14):
They do like it the critics, so you know, base
it on that. Also coming out the Alto Knights. This
is Robert de Niro and Robert de Niro in this one,
So it's American biographical crime drama. The film stars Robert
de Niro in a dual role as nineteen fifties mob
bosses Vito Genovise and Frank Costello, and one orders a
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hit on the other, and then the other Costello, who
the hit was called out on, survives but is wounded
in the attempts and ultimately decides to retire from the moth.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yet, so we get to see Robert de Niro the whole.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Movie, well least he's not cussing out Trump, play a
good mobster.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
And then a scary movie locked with Bill Scarsguard and
Anthony Hopkins all who comes out Friday. This is about
a guy named Eddie. He breaks into a luxury suv
steps into a deadly trapped set by a self proclaimed
vigilante who delivers his own brand of twisted justice. While
he's trapped inside the car. Eddie soon discovers escape is.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
An illusion and survival.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Is a nightmare in the car in the suv, and
that Bill Scarrguard is the guy that played the clown,
you know, the scary clown.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, he does a lot of scary stuff.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Are you streaming anything interesting? Going on.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I gotta tell you got to check out Vince Vaughan
Bad Monkey. It's a series, and you know he's like
a disheveled cop that gets on again off again in
the forest. But it's I mean, it's it's really good
when the basketball settles down. Okay, well this is Apple.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
This isn't out yet, but wanted to let you know
that Apple TV Plus has just announced that ted Lasso
will be returning for a fourth season.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
We hope it's better than that. Yeah, they always yes,
they bounce back.
Speaker 12 (23:04):
Right, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
That's great. Baby. Well, let's say we can get us
a winner that's play worthy. Word hi, baby, here we
go one eight hundred big show. We'll get a couple
of contestants saying play next. Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio. No man to help me call
me feminine today, only buying a lot of shoes. I'm
showing Jackie my John Deere sketchers slippins with my say, oh, camo,
how about that?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
It's one of the way you modeled it.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
You know, you lifted your foot up and let her
see both sides. John de logo. All right, so the world,
Oh yeah, it's worthy weird time everybody's head about the
bad wordy word worthy anywhere weird.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
All right, man, it looks like we got some friends
and co workers out of Brandon, Mississippi. That would be Mike.
Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Are you doing John?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I want to say one thing worst, Hey, John boy,
all right, we're gonna work out good Mike, Me and
you on one team. And there's ye buddy Keith on
the other line. Good morning, Keith. Hello John, how's everyone?
Every boy's good?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Ke Keith, you'rey polite, so I think you would get
along with Taya rub off on her. It's all right, y'all.
It's okay then, so Keith and Tater John boyn Mike,
let's get to round one. Keith, you relax. Me and Mike.
Are you ready? Mike, let's go all right, to get
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you up there? All right? You shout him out and
I'm gonna put him in your head. Start the clock now,
this beats in your heart, no man, next one, Hey,
they do your taxes?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
H and r.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Uh huh rhymes with the blank market on Wall Street.
Bye fuck yes rhymes with it the earnesty bass would
throw a rock uh huh rhymes where it get the key,
turn the ignition, No rhymes open the door with the
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key and the water. Oh, man, three on the board? Three?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
All right?
Speaker 11 (25:59):
Ke what?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And you, by the way, I screwed up in first Mike,
if the word was heart and I said your heart,
I was gonna say, but he said, but you know whatever,
So I'm messed up. Mike couldn't rhyme. So we got
three to one. Keith, you got one just sitting there, buddy.
So let's see what you and Tator can do. Ready
(26:22):
and go?
Speaker 11 (26:24):
All right, be sure to blank the door when you leave. Yes,
this this tells time. It rhymes with it what tells time? Yes,
rhymes with it?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Blank? Blank?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Who's there?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Knock?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
All right?
Speaker 11 (26:37):
This word in the song Home of the Blank and
the Home off. Yes, college students will live in this
kind of place. Yes, you're you're you're.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
The second born child out of three, you're the what middletoft?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Wow, it seemed like I had about three and a
half minutes on that. Y'all did good? You put a
six on that one. It is seven to three, and
it looks like we lost Mike Keith. Are y'all in
the same office or that Mike, just give up. I
give him my phone. Hold on, Yeah, who do that?
(27:19):
I don't know why we ain't got a shot at it.
I want to know when he gets back home. I
wouldn't say that we went outside. I guess he went outside. Wait,
it looks like Mike is coming back. We Meanwhile, we've
got friends and co workers from Brandon, Mississippi, Mike and Keith.
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Tater and Keith have a seven after the dust settled
on round one to me and Mike's three. So now
Keith has wandered away from his desk. It sounds like Ken, Keith,
can you see Mike? Did you throw the phone at him?
(28:03):
They catch it? I'm still here?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Is that you, Mike?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
We can't hear him. We can't hear them there.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You know it was one time that I couldn't hear
him on that. You'll say that. Let me see. I
think I think I just hung up on Keith though
he I hear Johnny and Jackie. Oh yeah, Keith?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Is is that you?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Maybe maybe I didn't, but now I got like Mike's line.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
You got me?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay, Mike, Well let's uh, let's mean you go ahead
and do round two right here? What about that? Yes, sir,
Now when I say rhymes with it, and see that
means the word I'm trying to get you to say
rhymes with the last word that we just said. All right, Mike,
I don't know. I explained the whole rhyming deal with you. Okay,
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let's drag this out a little healthy. I'm just making
sure I can hear Mike. Mike, I got it.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
How can you got me?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got you. Now, I got you,
Now I can Okay, all right, well let's uh, let's
do it. Here we go, me and Mike. All right,
Tyler start the clock. Now she sells sea blanks by
the seashore. Yeah all right. George Washington chopped down this
(29:33):
kind of tree. Yeah, uh huh, you can send me one.
Don't call me, send me a type it out and said, yeah,
that's it. Okay, put this cream and what in your
coffee cream? D Yeah, you put your paper in a
different trash can than your others. Yeah, it was it.
(29:58):
Those did Jim oh my four on the three. Well,
we tied it up so we can hope that Tater yeah,
and Keith implode, I mean, you know, not to hurt themselves. Physically,
but just one will win, all right, Keith ready? Oh
(30:20):
are you there, Keith? Mike, did you give Keith the
phone back because I hung up on the other line.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
No, he's on his own phone.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, that's what I was afraid. Oh, Keith, you you
know he's gonna win it. You know you're gonna get one,
you know. Please? Oh yeah, jump.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Jump?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
All right, Keith wins. Somebody let him know, Mike. Sorry,
you had to be the one to tell him, Pierre,
where's your phone?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And you won. I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I'm a fan of listening to all these years, and
it's finally great to be able to talk to.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Mister boy.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I just hate that they took you off ours.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
He want a six radio stations here.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
We have to listen to you guys to a streaming out.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
But I love you guys, man. You guys are the bomb.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Man. I mean y'all, y'all have been doing so great
all these years.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I finally get the chance to talk to mister John
boy Man.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
You don't know how great this is.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's like meeting the President of the United States.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Okay, Jackie, let him play again. I just had to
hear this about every other week that work. Appreciate you,
buddy down Brandon, mister Loo.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Look mister Johnny Boy, look y' look, you got my number.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Call me anytime, Call me once a week.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I love to have a pair of them. John deer shoes,
you got man, Jackie. Find out where we're going later.
Good morning, got the big show on the radioheas from Ango.
I'm giving them mixed up. Harry Atkins from Facebook Land.
See what Harry says. He says, I like hearing Mad
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Max reminds me of myself. Sometimes we all got a
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you get your request right now? Call mad Max?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Comp on.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
How you think it's going? That matter? Frog hairs split
three ways? Wait, that's how fine? I am? Way? What's
really bonding my cheese today? Is you me? That's right, Chuckles,
You and everybody calls in for a big show contest. Now,
let me say up front, y'all know I love you,
but I think it's time for some tough love. Here
(33:21):
the shout out is getting on my last good nerves?
Does how it goes? The contest is over Jaggie's standingbody
getting their dress, though she can send him a six
pack of a septic tank monkey or whatever. And that's
when we hear the most nerve racking words in the world. Hey,
can I give a shout out, at which point the
(33:44):
whole Big Show comes to a screetion halt while Don
from Dixwell trys to remember his own kid's name, my
big old bunt. If you're gonna make a public profession
of love, how about knowing who you're gonna prefers to
before you jump in. You love your wife, good move,
(34:04):
that's what you're supposed to do. Well tomorrow you gush
about it on the radio tomorrow we think, oh, this
guy must have really screwed up. He's trying to use
his victory speech to save his marriage. But see, all
you're doing is making your wife think he's gonna have
to do a whole lot more now to smooth things over. Now,
(34:25):
we all love our wives, but we don't expect you
to love them too, especially at seven thirty in the morning.
Half the time these people ain't saying, Hey, the family
they're just high five and they're fishing buddies. Look, I'm
sure Cooter's a heck of a guy, but I don't
know Coot. I don't really give a cramp about Coot.
(34:46):
Do you showed up? My whole life was a Cooter
where he's hold. You shouldn't get to ruin that for him.
It just cause you name three things you can go
to jail for on out first. Then you get the
ones who want to give him five minut this speech
about their favorite muffler shop, which means either on the
place or they're fishing for a discount. Again, I don't care.
(35:10):
If I'm out of town and my muffler falls off,
I'm probably thinking I should try that mister muffler place.
It was highly recommended by Pete from a pop call
John Boy Jeopardy, and all they bring worse than somebody
going through a long list of people on their shower
out is somebody that asked to give one and he
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can't think of anybody to give it to. If you
ain't got a speech, don't step up to the podium.
I heard a guy one time ago. I'd like to
say hey to the big show and the troops and
all the breast cancer women do what I mean? I'm
against breast cancer too. You want to do something about it,
(35:52):
how about running the next race for the cure instead
of holding up the next traffic report. Oh and for
the record, we all support the troops. You didn't come
up with that on your own, okay, And I think
we all agree that if you don't support the troops,
you're an idiot. But there's better ways to prove you're
not an idiot, like not needing double over time to win.
(36:15):
Wording on and what's up with the people that want
to recognize a whole entire town. I want to say, Hey,
the Hall of People of Kingsport, who are you? The man?
Kingsport can pick their own official spots and it probably
won't be the guy who's big achievement for the week
is knowing to take seed on a turn of a hue.
(36:38):
How about this? You only get to give one if
you actually win the flipping games? Why do the losers
want to shout out? You think we want to set
through a big speech from somebody that just blew it?
Does a guy that comes in fifth of tyladegah get
to take a vixery laugh Wi Goazoga loses in the
Sweet sixteen? Do they drag a lighter house? Aren't cutting
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down in that? No, this is America and an American
we don't let the losing coach dumble bucket of game
raid on the sell. In America, we celebrate winners for
a bunch of so fired up about Donald Trump, y'all
don't seem to pay much attention to what he says.
Sorry for unloading on y'all, I guess, but I'm doing
(37:21):
the prep for my colon ice copetermorrow, so I'm gonna
be doing a lot of unloading the dog. Well, here's
my bottom line on the shout out. You love your wife,
caller in person, You love your kids. Try showing up
for a school prayer every once in the law. You
want a deal on a new set of tires, trip
a coupon, you want a friend by a dollar, don't
(37:44):
drag the rest of us into your little life dramas.
That's what Facebook's for now. I sat down, shut up,
and cuit running my law. John Bonebilly, Do I have
time for a shout out?
Speaker 11 (37:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Le all, have enough done.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. You
want your call shoulders. Track for your John One Billy
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And now it's story time with your host Carl. Children.
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Got remember to.
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Push that button, little feller. I ain't figured out why
folks are so interested in the fellas that move around
the Big Show hair with John Boy and Billy in them.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Now they're plumbing up with something called the entourage.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
I'd some fellas that Randy Sis fights for a seat
on John Boy's coattails. I never seen John Boy wear coats,
let alone one with a tail on it. I reckon
that'd have me pretty beggings to hold some of them folks.
They're all pretty good fellas. Seem to me like that
old Bradshaw. He sort of busy body, always wanted to
(39:30):
know where everybody going. Later on, I reckon that because
he had some time on his hands here lately. Bro
While there he's busy as a beaver trying to keep
up with his girlfriend. She wandered off summer's first fail. Well, sir,
I figured that's what he gets for having wonder woman
for a Sweethearten seems to make sense she'd run off
(39:53):
time to time, fight them bad fellas and space boogers
and whatnot. Keeping up with her a lot of work
for a fella what ain't super got a passle of
invisible cars, boats and whatnot, hard to keep up with,
(40:14):
not being able to see him in all.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Half a time.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
He never knowed he's a talking to because she kept
having to change your secret identity around. I knowed one
time she's some foreign beauty queen, all that superhero, and
she's a doing kindly rubbed off on old Bradshaw, though
I hate now for he fall off a roof, not
even get hurt. Hein't get in a scuffle at the
(40:41):
drop of a hat fighting for that truth, just as
in the American way and such he plumb whooped the
tar onto some men old Muslims, and used to frying
pan on some fella at Walmart. The way I heard it,
we wonder woman there. She even made him join the circus,
(41:01):
cause John Boy told me she had him a jumping
through hoops.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Ord another little.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Fella by a little Billy or where in fact he is.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Sometimes he even pretends to be Billy when Billy don't
want to have nothing to do with Yon Boy's foolishness,
or if it ain't no money involved, Jan Boy calls
him a little buddy. His real name is Henry Cato.
Not that fella what works with a green hornage, But
(41:38):
I reckon he's still a hero to some folks, especially
all them big girls. He likes him so much. M
he even opened a store with his name on it
so that big gals have something rather nice to wear.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
For all the chief.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Little Henry just got married up as old blonde girl.
He's been leading on for a good many years. I
guess them little bitty legs of his he just plumb
got tired of running. Or could be he just lazy.
He's the only fella I know that plays some sort
of golf riding around on a horse. I think he's
(42:19):
the only fella that got the nerve to tell John
Boy when he's gone too far. He's always saying, what
you go too far, firm, But you go too far?
Of course by then he's too late, but at least
he tells him. And there's mister Spanky. I like the
(42:43):
way he talks. He got him a big old head,
that's for sure, John Boyce says in them ain't umb
brothers out there on the patio, he says them Spanky's
hats are hanging out to drive mister Spanky running this
yell Rose place. There must be a pool around there, Summers.
(43:03):
I never seed it because Randy says it's a regular dive.
I reckon it's John Boy's favorite hangout. Listen, he wants
some brother that's good to eat. Then he gets mister
Spanky to drive him Summers nice. He even lets him
(43:24):
pick up a tab so he feel like he ain't intrude,
and John Boyce says, that's our friends do one another.
Little Feller Belly says mister Spanky's one of them personality
bar keeps. I just think he cares a good bit
about folks. He's always asking me how long A doctor
tells me I gotta wear these shoes for. I don't
(43:48):
have a heart to tell him they just regular shoes.
I'll admit he a little hard on some folks. I
reckon that's on account of his sacred I think I'm
the only one to figure it out. He's always asking
folks to come in if in the gay bars his clothes.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
He asked that a lot.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
I wonder why he wants to know that all the time.
It seems to mind funny to me. Not funny, ha
ha ha funny. But mister spank can give me free
French fries. I reckon I you keep it to myself anyway?
Who'd believe something like it? I mean, other than him
(44:33):
and his girlfriend? Branch over there, y'all keep at your seal.
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It's a Big Show on the radio for your Wednesday,
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Now we got Tracy from Centerville, Georgia. Good morning, Tracy,
(00:53):
Good morning, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How are you, buddy? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Awso, I'm welcome in here, Tay, there.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
There's Tracy Painte Trace.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Does she know she sounds like the witch from the
Warner brother You nailed this stil all right? And the
ways Mina sounded like that one. We will go back
and deal with that later. Right now, it's all about
Tracy getting two bells before two buzzers and the prize bike. Okay, So, Tayer,
(01:37):
what is the organization Cooperative for American Relief Everywhere, better
known as.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The Public Restroom Association.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Keep American Relief, American Relief Everywhere? Are you on something?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
No, I want to be serious about this. This is
the Red Cross.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We're talking about Cooperative for American Relief Everywhere. Tator says.
It's known as the Red Cross. Tracy, agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It sounds too reasonable to disagree, So.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It sounds too reasonable to disagree. So are you no?
That is known as care Care Cooperative? Okay, all right,
(02:39):
I don't know if Elon and his young geniuses have
gotten to this one yet. Don't be having doing a
care It's a private organization, right did? All right? Well,
there is a Bonser right there, So let's say if
we can get a bell Marcia Is. Their popularity began
to rise in the nineteen sixties. An article in Time
(03:01):
magazine described them as quote a huge vinyl bag filled
with temperature controlled water that feels like a huge, warm marshmallow.
What is it a mother in law like mine?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, it's a waterbed, John boys.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It is a water bed.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Does that make sense? Tracy, agree or disagree? I me
in trouble last time, but I'm going to agree again.
There was a water bed, a huge vinyl bag filled
with temportor control water. Okay, did y'all have a water bed?
(03:52):
You know? I started the waterbed wars in Charlotte, North
Carolina of the early nineteen eighties with wild Will's water beds.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh, Ben, we was doing the price war with somebody
else tell the water beds. I mean you can get
a water bed like seventy bucks. Yeah, wow, still profit.
That was awesome. All right, way to go with the bill,
all right, gonna win it or lose it right here, Tater.
In the recent survey, people were asked if they would
(04:24):
take off all their clothes in public for one million dollars.
What did the majority says?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Journey?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
They majority a million dollars clothes. Yes, they said yes.
The majority said yes, Tracy, agree or disagree? I mean
I'd have to agree, and the last majority disagree. The
(05:00):
vast majority said no. Wow, what the good news is
now we know what she is now much Tracy is
a nice consolation. Thanky, ain't no body appreciate you? Playing?
Was that of Center Bille, Georgia this morning. That was
(05:21):
two yes, I appreciate you guys. All right, here's the
plan for the next twenty minutes. Right now, it is
your own personal news. Only others add Spanky's and talk
and taggy Jackie, good morning. It's all been sewing the radio.
(06:15):
I was playing to somebody about Dal's then down in Valley, Alabama,
talking about Auburn. It's Dale was right right now and
join the War Eagles. Being number one in the country
basketball man, they head into gord Dale's. Then ad talk.
You get a good idea, a lot of people want
(06:37):
to copy it, and some can actually do a pretty
good job.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
This is the Yellow Rose slash Coaches Sports bar ad
Talk spaky here, slowly but surely getting back in the loop.
I want to thank all the folks that set their
cards and flowers and well wishes while I was out
of commission and really helped lift my spirit a great deal.
And to those of you who didn't, you can all
kiss my usky red ass. Ending according to plan, I'm
(07:05):
on my way back to one hundred percent recovery. The
only nearness experience I had was after the operation when
John Boy almost killed me in the hospital. I'm just
thankful I didn't get a ride back home from Randy.
The first order of business, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Doing away with all tabs.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
From here on out. I gotta say it that I
was a little surprised when I got back to work.
Never seen some damn any tabs stacked up in my life.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the business, but I'd
appreciate it more if once in a while U sobs
might walk through that damn door with some cash in
your pocket. Now I settled for your wife's credit card.
(07:46):
Give me a break here. Can't pay the bills on
you idiots, good intentions, you know. Now I'm sending copy
saw you freeloaders in the mail, or you can pay
them in person. You got till the end of the week.
Then I'm starting to charge interest. Speaking of tabs, the
doctor still won't let me lift more than ten pounds,
So John boy, you're gonna have to come and get
(08:06):
yours in person. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Woo,
you ain't seen nothing yet. There's gonna be a lot
of changes around here. Having a doctor rummaging around your
guts makes a man do some thinking. I can't make
you jackasses take better carry yourself. Hell, the only doctor
(08:27):
most of you see on a regular basis is doctor
mcgilla cutting Or what I can do is offer you
dumbasses some healthier menu choices. The first thing to go
is the liquor. Now, I know this is gonna disappoint
the drunks, but for your own good. Instead, I'm putting
in smoothie machines with lots of fresh fruit and rice milk.
(08:49):
And since I'm introducing all that fiber to you damn
balloon heads, the good news is I'm also expanding the
restroom facilities. The bad news is that Branshaw is gonna
have to stop you using the handicapped stall as a
guest room. As for the food, well, there'll be plenty
to eat, so don't worry about that. The menu is
going to be a little different, though. You can kiss
(09:11):
all that deep fried crap and high fat garbage, dannyos.
We're going to organic.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
We'll still have your favorites, but just health your versions.
We'll have chicken livers, but they'll be sautained and hydrogenated
mechanamia oil and sprinkled with millet seeds. Or how about
a nice big blade of buffalo foo wings that's top
drawer tofu, shaped like chicken wings, baked and tossed in
a fat free, low calorie mock Perry perry pepper sauce.
(09:40):
And I haven't forgotten the midgies. I've closed down that
patio and turned it into an organic garden. And with
all the bs that walks through this door, we ought
to have a bumper crop just in case we run
short of manure. I'm putting Psycho in charge. He's so
full of crap he should be able to handle any
short telling everybody we're best friends. Where they hell did
(10:03):
he get that stuff? Stand the top it off at
the Yellow Rose and Coaching sports Bar. You'll still be
able to smoke. I mean, that's really a vegetable, right. Besides,
my cardiologists just invested in the place in exchange for
a customer list. So it looks like I found the
rainbow's end again. So come on down and see me.
(10:25):
Just not at home, you hear me, Psycho, I need
my rest your nerve wrecking Sanama.
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our girl, Marza Tayter Moran appreciate it.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
Hey, look, let's take a look at the box office,
and it looks like everybody was watching basketball and not
watching them movies.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Well, so it was a very slow.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
Weekend at the box office, but coming in at number
one was the action comedy Novacaine starring Jack Quaid, only
made about eight point seven million.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I did see the promos for that you just talking
about RN. It looked pretty funny. Yeah, yea, they feel plaid.
So that was the that was released this week. It
was yeah, but eight million, it is not that much.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Well in movie terms, right, yeah, not rutch at all,
But it was slow weekend. Last week's top movie Mickey
seven Team dropped to second place. The thriller Black Bag
opened up in third place, Captain America, Brave New World
hanging in there in number four, and The Day the
Earth Blew Up A Looney Tunes movie debuted in fifth place.
(20:14):
All right, what's coming out this weekend? Well, snow White,
a live action snow White with cgi dwarfs will be
opening up.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's a musical two yes, and that looks like it's
more like snow brown.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
Yes, And there's a big There was a big controversy
over it. A lot of people were like, no, it's
snow white. You know in the story it was you know,
skin as snow white, as snow hair is black and
red as.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Oh no, you can't do it.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
Well they were like, well, look, hey, we are, you know,
with the times, and and then Peter Dinklage got upset
and said, oh so we're with the times, but you're
not going to cast any real life dwarfs to be
the dwarf so that's not inclusive at.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
All from Game of Thrones. So he's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
So you're But so there's been all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 12 (21:06):
They did it.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
They did a quiet premiere and everything.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
But the critics who have seen it like it.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
They do.
Speaker 11 (21:14):
They do like it the critics, so you know, base
it on that. Also coming out the Alto Knights. This
is Robert de Niro and Robert de Niro in this one,
So it's American biographical crime drama. The film stars Robert
de Niro in a dual role as nineteen fifties mob
bosses Vito Genovise and Frank Costello, and one orders a
(21:39):
hit on the other, and then the other Costello, who
the hit was called out on, survives but is wounded
in the attempts and ultimately decides to retire from the moth.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yet, so we get to see Robert de Niro the whole.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Movie, well least he's not cussing out Trump, play a
good mobster.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
And then a scary movie locked with Bill Scarsguard and
Anthony Hopkins all who comes out Friday. This is about
a guy named Eddie. He breaks into a luxury suv
steps into a deadly trapped set by a self proclaimed
vigilante who delivers his own brand of twisted justice. While
he's trapped inside the car. Eddie soon discovers escape is.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
An illusion and survival.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Is a nightmare in the car in the suv, and
that Bill Scarrguard is the guy that played the clown,
you know, the scary clown.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, he does a lot of scary stuff.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Are you streaming anything interesting? Going on.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I gotta tell you got to check out Vince Vaughan
Bad Monkey. It's a series, and you know he's like
a disheveled cop that gets on again off again in
the forest. But it's I mean, it's it's really good
when the basketball settles down. Okay, well this is Apple.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
This isn't out yet, but wanted to let you know
that Apple TV Plus has just announced that ted Lasso
will be returning for a fourth season.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
We hope it's better than that. Yeah, they always yes,
they bounce back.
Speaker 12 (23:04):
Right, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
That's great. Baby. Well, let's say we can get us
a winner that's play worthy. Word hi, baby, here we
go one eight hundred big show. We'll get a couple
of contestants saying play next. Good morning. It's a big
(23:42):
show on the radio. No man to help me call
me feminine today, only buying a lot of shoes. I'm
showing Jackie my John Deere sketchers slippins with my say, oh, camo,
how about that?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
It's one of the way you modeled it.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
You know, you lifted your foot up and let her
see both sides. John de logo. All right, so the world,
Oh yeah, it's worthy weird time everybody's head about the
bad wordy word worthy anywhere weird.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
All right, man, it looks like we got some friends
and co workers out of Brandon, Mississippi. That would be Mike.
Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Are you doing John?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I want to say one thing worst, Hey, John boy,
all right, we're gonna work out good Mike, Me and
you on one team. And there's ye buddy Keith on
the other line. Good morning, Keith. Hello John, how's everyone?
Every boy's good?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Ke Keith, you'rey polite, so I think you would get
along with Taya rub off on her. It's all right, y'all.
It's okay then, so Keith and Tater John boyn Mike,
let's get to round one. Keith, you relax. Me and Mike.
Are you ready? Mike, let's go all right, to get
(25:13):
you up there? All right? You shout him out and
I'm gonna put him in your head. Start the clock now,
this beats in your heart, no man, next one, Hey,
they do your taxes?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
H and r.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Uh huh rhymes with the blank market on Wall Street.
Bye fuck yes rhymes with it the earnesty bass would
throw a rock uh huh rhymes where it get the key,
turn the ignition, No rhymes open the door with the
(25:50):
key and the water. Oh, man, three on the board? Three?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
All right?
Speaker 11 (25:59):
Ke what?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And you, by the way, I screwed up in first Mike,
if the word was heart and I said your heart,
I was gonna say, but he said, but you know whatever,
So I'm messed up. Mike couldn't rhyme. So we got
three to one. Keith, you got one just sitting there, buddy.
So let's see what you and Tator can do. Ready
(26:22):
and go?
Speaker 11 (26:24):
All right, be sure to blank the door when you leave. Yes,
this this tells time. It rhymes with it what tells time? Yes,
rhymes with it?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Blank? Blank?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Who's there?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Knock?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
All right?
Speaker 11 (26:37):
This word in the song Home of the Blank and
the Home off. Yes, college students will live in this
kind of place. Yes, you're you're you're.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
The second born child out of three, you're the what middletoft?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Wow, it seemed like I had about three and a
half minutes on that. Y'all did good? You put a
six on that one. It is seven to three, and
it looks like we lost Mike Keith. Are y'all in
the same office or that Mike, just give up. I
give him my phone. Hold on, Yeah, who do that?
(27:19):
I don't know why we ain't got a shot at it.
I want to know when he gets back home. I
wouldn't say that we went outside. I guess he went outside. Wait,
it looks like Mike is coming back. We Meanwhile, we've
got friends and co workers from Brandon, Mississippi, Mike and Keith.
(27:41):
Tater and Keith have a seven after the dust settled
on round one to me and Mike's three. So now
Keith has wandered away from his desk. It sounds like Ken, Keith,
can you see Mike? Did you throw the phone at him?
(28:03):
They catch it? I'm still here?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Is that you, Mike?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
We can't hear him. We can't hear them there.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You know it was one time that I couldn't hear
him on that. You'll say that. Let me see. I
think I think I just hung up on Keith though
he I hear Johnny and Jackie. Oh yeah, Keith?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Is is that you?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Maybe maybe I didn't, but now I got like Mike's line.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
You got me?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay, Mike, Well let's uh, let's mean you go ahead
and do round two right here? What about that? Yes, sir,
Now when I say rhymes with it, and see that
means the word I'm trying to get you to say
rhymes with the last word that we just said. All right, Mike,
I don't know. I explained the whole rhyming deal with you. Okay,
(29:01):
let's drag this out a little healthy. I'm just making
sure I can hear Mike. Mike, I got it.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
How can you got me?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got you. Now, I got you,
Now I can Okay, all right, well let's uh, let's
do it. Here we go, me and Mike. All right,
Tyler start the clock. Now she sells sea blanks by
the seashore. Yeah all right. George Washington chopped down this
(29:33):
kind of tree. Yeah, uh huh, you can send me one.
Don't call me, send me a type it out and said, yeah,
that's it. Okay, put this cream and what in your
coffee cream? D Yeah, you put your paper in a
different trash can than your others. Yeah, it was it.
(29:58):
Those did Jim oh my four on the three. Well,
we tied it up so we can hope that Tater yeah,
and Keith implode, I mean, you know, not to hurt themselves. Physically,
but just one will win, all right, Keith ready? Oh
(30:20):
are you there, Keith? Mike, did you give Keith the
phone back because I hung up on the other line.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
No, he's on his own phone.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, that's what I was afraid. Oh, Keith, you you
know he's gonna win it. You know you're gonna get one,
you know. Please? Oh yeah, jump.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Jump?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
All right, Keith wins. Somebody let him know, Mike. Sorry,
you had to be the one to tell him, Pierre,
where's your phone?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And you won. I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I'm a fan of listening to all these years, and
it's finally great to be able to talk to.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Mister boy.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I just hate that they took you off ours.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
He want a six radio stations here.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
We have to listen to you guys to a streaming out.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
But I love you guys, man. You guys are the bomb.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Man. I mean y'all, y'all have been doing so great
all these years.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I finally get the chance to talk to mister John
boy Man.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
You don't know how great this is.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's like meeting the President of the United States.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Okay, Jackie, let him play again. I just had to
hear this about every other week that work. Appreciate you,
buddy down Brandon, mister Loo.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Look mister Johnny Boy, look y' look, you got my number.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Call me anytime, Call me once a week.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I love to have a pair of them. John deer shoes,
you got man, Jackie. Find out where we're going later.
Good morning, got the big show on the radioheas from Ango.
I'm giving them mixed up. Harry Atkins from Facebook Land.
See what Harry says. He says, I like hearing Mad
(32:08):
Max reminds me of myself. Sometimes we all got a
little Mad Max and and Sir Harry were getting for you.
Coming up next, Good Morning, Make shows on the radio.
(32:42):
The request time. Harry Atkins from Facebook Land. Oh Harry, Harry,
you get your request right now? Call mad Max?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Comp on.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
How you think it's going? That matter? Frog hairs split
three ways? Wait, that's how fine? I am? Way? What's
really bonding my cheese today? Is you me? That's right, Chuckles,
You and everybody calls in for a big show contest. Now,
let me say up front, y'all know I love you,
but I think it's time for some tough love. Here
(33:21):
the shout out is getting on my last good nerves?
Does how it goes? The contest is over Jaggie's standingbody
getting their dress, though she can send him a six
pack of a septic tank monkey or whatever. And that's
when we hear the most nerve racking words in the world. Hey,
can I give a shout out, at which point the
(33:44):
whole Big Show comes to a screetion halt while Don
from Dixwell trys to remember his own kid's name, my
big old bunt. If you're gonna make a public profession
of love, how about knowing who you're gonna prefers to
before you jump in. You love your wife, good move,
(34:04):
that's what you're supposed to do. Well tomorrow you gush
about it on the radio tomorrow we think, oh, this
guy must have really screwed up. He's trying to use
his victory speech to save his marriage. But see, all
you're doing is making your wife think he's gonna have
to do a whole lot more now to smooth things over. Now,
(34:25):
we all love our wives, but we don't expect you
to love them too, especially at seven thirty in the morning.
Half the time these people ain't saying, Hey, the family
they're just high five and they're fishing buddies. Look, I'm
sure Cooter's a heck of a guy, but I don't
know Coot. I don't really give a cramp about Coot.
(34:46):
Do you showed up? My whole life was a Cooter
where he's hold. You shouldn't get to ruin that for him.
It just cause you name three things you can go
to jail for on out first. Then you get the
ones who want to give him five minut this speech
about their favorite muffler shop, which means either on the
place or they're fishing for a discount. Again, I don't care.
(35:10):
If I'm out of town and my muffler falls off,
I'm probably thinking I should try that mister muffler place.
It was highly recommended by Pete from a pop call
John Boy Jeopardy, and all they bring worse than somebody
going through a long list of people on their shower
out is somebody that asked to give one and he
(35:31):
can't think of anybody to give it to. If you
ain't got a speech, don't step up to the podium.
I heard a guy one time ago. I'd like to
say hey to the big show and the troops and
all the breast cancer women do what I mean? I'm
against breast cancer too. You want to do something about it,
(35:52):
how about running the next race for the cure instead
of holding up the next traffic report. Oh and for
the record, we all support the troops. You didn't come
up with that on your own, okay, And I think
we all agree that if you don't support the troops,
you're an idiot. But there's better ways to prove you're
not an idiot, like not needing double over time to win.
(36:15):
Wording on and what's up with the people that want
to recognize a whole entire town. I want to say, Hey,
the Hall of People of Kingsport, who are you? The man?
Kingsport can pick their own official spots and it probably
won't be the guy who's big achievement for the week
is knowing to take seed on a turn of a hue.
(36:38):
How about this? You only get to give one if
you actually win the flipping games? Why do the losers
want to shout out? You think we want to set
through a big speech from somebody that just blew it?
Does a guy that comes in fifth of tyladegah get
to take a vixery laugh Wi Goazoga loses in the
Sweet sixteen? Do they drag a lighter house? Aren't cutting
(37:00):
down in that? No, this is America and an American
we don't let the losing coach dumble bucket of game
raid on the sell. In America, we celebrate winners for
a bunch of so fired up about Donald Trump, y'all
don't seem to pay much attention to what he says.
Sorry for unloading on y'all, I guess, but I'm doing
(37:21):
the prep for my colon ice copetermorrow, so I'm gonna
be doing a lot of unloading the dog. Well, here's
my bottom line on the shout out. You love your wife,
caller in person, You love your kids. Try showing up
for a school prayer every once in the law. You
want a deal on a new set of tires, trip
a coupon, you want a friend by a dollar, don't
(37:44):
drag the rest of us into your little life dramas.
That's what Facebook's for now. I sat down, shut up,
and cuit running my law. John Bonebilly, Do I have
time for a shout out?
Speaker 11 (37:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Le all, have enough done.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. You
want your call shoulders. Track for your John One Billy
album like this is entitled Carl Entourage. That's the key
words of the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
And now it's story time with your host Carl. Children.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Got remember to.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Push that button, little feller. I ain't figured out why
folks are so interested in the fellas that move around
the Big Show hair with John Boy and Billy in them.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Now they're plumbing up with something called the entourage.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
I'd some fellas that Randy Sis fights for a seat
on John Boy's coattails. I never seen John Boy wear coats,
let alone one with a tail on it. I reckon
that'd have me pretty beggings to hold some of them folks.
They're all pretty good fellas. Seem to me like that
old Bradshaw. He sort of busy body, always wanted to
(39:30):
know where everybody going. Later on, I reckon that because
he had some time on his hands here lately. Bro
While there he's busy as a beaver trying to keep
up with his girlfriend. She wandered off summer's first fail. Well, sir,
I figured that's what he gets for having wonder woman
for a Sweethearten seems to make sense she'd run off
(39:53):
time to time, fight them bad fellas and space boogers
and whatnot. Keeping up with her a lot of work
for a fella what ain't super got a passle of
invisible cars, boats and whatnot, hard to keep up with,
(40:14):
not being able to see him in all.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Half a time.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
He never knowed he's a talking to because she kept
having to change your secret identity around. I knowed one
time she's some foreign beauty queen, all that superhero, and
she's a doing kindly rubbed off on old Bradshaw, though
I hate now for he fall off a roof, not
even get hurt. Hein't get in a scuffle at the
(40:41):
drop of a hat fighting for that truth, just as
in the American way and such he plumb whooped the
tar onto some men old Muslims, and used to frying
pan on some fella at Walmart. The way I heard it,
we wonder woman there. She even made him join the circus,
(41:01):
cause John Boy told me she had him a jumping
through hoops.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Ord another little.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Fella by a little Billy or where in fact he is.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Sometimes he even pretends to be Billy when Billy don't
want to have nothing to do with Yon Boy's foolishness,
or if it ain't no money involved, Jan Boy calls
him a little buddy. His real name is Henry Cato.
Not that fella what works with a green hornage, But
(41:38):
I reckon he's still a hero to some folks, especially
all them big girls. He likes him so much. M
he even opened a store with his name on it
so that big gals have something rather nice to wear.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
For all the chief.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Little Henry just got married up as old blonde girl.
He's been leading on for a good many years. I
guess them little bitty legs of his he just plumb
got tired of running. Or could be he just lazy.
He's the only fella I know that plays some sort
of golf riding around on a horse. I think he's
(42:19):
the only fella that got the nerve to tell John
Boy when he's gone too far. He's always saying, what
you go too far, firm, But you go too far?
Of course by then he's too late, but at least
he tells him. And there's mister Spanky. I like the
(42:43):
way he talks. He got him a big old head,
that's for sure, John Boyce says in them ain't umb
brothers out there on the patio, he says them Spanky's
hats are hanging out to drive mister Spanky running this
yell Rose place. There must be a pool around there, Summers.
(43:03):
I never seed it because Randy says it's a regular dive.
I reckon it's John Boy's favorite hangout. Listen, he wants
some brother that's good to eat. Then he gets mister
Spanky to drive him Summers nice. He even lets him
(43:24):
pick up a tab so he feel like he ain't intrude,
and John Boyce says, that's our friends do one another.
Little Feller Belly says mister Spanky's one of them personality
bar keeps. I just think he cares a good bit
about folks. He's always asking me how long A doctor
tells me I gotta wear these shoes for. I don't
(43:48):
have a heart to tell him they just regular shoes.
I'll admit he a little hard on some folks. I
reckon that's on account of his sacred I think I'm
the only one to figure it out. He's always asking
folks to come in if in the gay bars his clothes.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
He asked that a lot.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
I wonder why he wants to know that all the time.
It seems to mind funny to me. Not funny, ha
ha ha funny. But mister spank can give me free
French fries. I reckon I you keep it to myself anyway?
Who'd believe something like it? I mean, other than him
(44:33):
and his girlfriend? Branch over there, y'all keep at your seal.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
The end.
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