March 20, 2025 • 42 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s the first day of Spring, so we’ll call over to Dell’s Den for his annual Spring celebration message.. - We’ll cover an ironic news story out of Fort Mills, SC - where PETA accidentally created record sales for a local barbecue restaurant.. - Oliver has a special message for the men in our audience.. - We get On Track with Doug Rice for a recap of last weekend’s NASCAR race and a preview of this weekend's.. - JD’s 24-Hour Stores launch their annual Spring Sale.. - and will wrap things up with a visit from Reverend Sincere and Goober accompanied by Rev.’s Church Organist, Gooberette…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
On it to your Thursday March twenty and first day
is spraying. We got our feature drag when the Big
Show bt box and said Reverend Ernest Leeson's hearing a
Google Master General featuring goober Red on the Organs.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
There's your keyword.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Organists into big box, right, they to Big Show doctor,
that's your gag.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Replace her all now, I think I'm Blonde's ready?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Let me not.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Contestant Franklin had a Gueton, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good morning, Franklin, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
How are we all? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
We all said, welcome in here amongst us were bulging
for you. Franklin, get two mails for to buzzer and
beating the blonde. You got the big old Let me
say what we got here, I said, happy herd prize pack.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
All right, good, all right, all right, tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
All right, right, good, I'm dugging on the launes.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm fine, ahre we go.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
The diamond is the hardest precious stone in the world.
What comes after the diamonds?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I would be a weekend in Acapolca. The hardest precious stone.
What is the what comes after a jade?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
A j about Oh, frank okay, work that far fire. Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So you don't really have to have the correct answer, Franklin,
you just have to say, does Tater have the correct answer?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
So?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
So so she said, Jane, So so you think it's sapphire.
So you were disagreeing, then.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, I'm disagreeing and that was the thing to do,
and you nailed it. It is the sapphire. The sapphire
on his team. I'm lucky.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
I think he must be at work and they've taught
him to not disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So there we go, and there's the bell for Franklin.
Let's go right here.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
What calls the loudest noise ever heard and recorded.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
History that time that they had the all you can
eat promotion at Taco.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Bell loudest noise ever heard.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Noise ever heard was avolcano erupting recorded history.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Why she says this volcano erupting? Franklin, do you agree
with that one? And you do agree with that one?
And volcano?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I know you're shot.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
It was back in eighteen eighty three on the Indonesian
island of Krakatoa.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It was heard two thousand, five hundred miles away.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wow, we that that's like from the coast and coast America,
just about it, just about and.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
A wife nudged her husband. Do you hear that?
Speaker 9 (03:42):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Look at Franklin down God and Georgia winning the prize
back congratulations?
Speaker 10 (03:46):
All right, all right, I shirty appreciate, I shure do you.
Speaker 11 (03:49):
Appreciate if that was any happier.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Between hein' know?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
But Jackie, all right, bottom of the hour, trop me
your news right on the other side, it being the
first day of spring, you know, j D's what a
Southern board needs celebrating?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Ah morn, that's a.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Big show on the radio, celebrating the first day of spring.
In minutes, there's tay Entertainment news celebrating entertainments.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Throughout the las.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
What they do?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
What do we find out in minutes? Well, now we
celebrated the first day of spring. What's going on at
j D's.
Speaker 10 (05:09):
How many friends?
Speaker 12 (05:09):
While spring has done sprung up on a slop and
with weather getting warmer, it's time to start thinking about
getting back out in the great outdoors and trying to
hide from the law on your less than legal backwoods activities.
That's why rite here at JD's twenty four hour Drive
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hog collars, g string spinner baits, beadliners, bail bonds, densery,
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blue Marlboroughs, and more naked Lady silver mud flaps than
a truck.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Stop in Iowa.
Speaker 12 (05:56):
Spend your spring in summer with JD's a new backyard
Hammick an Sassery kid featuring a tequila Drip IV and
high definition ESPN posted to the tree of your choice,
fully protected from rain damage from our brand new steel
cable from your neighbor without getting caught technology. Hey, We're
more innovative than an MIT math student. We got trail
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(06:17):
beer kegs in the largest assortment of Walker Texas Ranger
posters east of the Mississippi River. Limit to for customer. Please,
I've got plans this weekend and with all the warm
weather coming up, and I'll treat you, old lady by
entering the JDS Summer Getaway Contest registered at any location
for a fun field week in North Wilkesboro, North Carolina,
where you and a toothless girl your dreams can sit
back and watch the grassgow through one of NASCAR's most
(06:38):
famous tracks. It'll be more fun than watching a fat girl.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
On a reality show. All right, now, that does it.
We're going back to watching TNA or Ashlert.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So what are you waiting for?
Speaker 12 (06:47):
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air Drift through Ponting Gun Onto Parks Pharmaceutical, Adult Gift
Bait and Tackle Discount cigarette outlet and get a free
eighteen pack of ice beer just for filling out our
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Speaker 10 (06:58):
For president this year.
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next to Big Willie's House, a deer jerky in.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
Nylon panty hose museum. Kids under fourteen, Free do it today.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
J D's j D's what a Southern Boy names?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Good Thursday morning, Big shows on a radio. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in beautiful little Dismal Secret, South Carolina.
And here to tell us all about it is the
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin coup Fiddle Swoop.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 13 (07:56):
Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So what's happening in Dismal Seepitch Red exactly?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Is written?
Speaker 13 (08:03):
Well done, John Joy. Well, we and Dismal Seepach are
never shy about trying new things and exploring new territory.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Uh oh, what the hell is that supposed to be?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
This?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You usually say that right before announcing something really weird
or offbeat.
Speaker 13 (08:21):
Ha ha, Well, the smart money would say, why don't
you just shut the hell up and wait to hear
what we're doing before you start.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Sounding the alarms? Okay, all right, you're right, please continue.
Speaker 13 (08:31):
I'm proud to announce the first annual dismal seepage Scaborama.
A salute to those miraculous protective layers of dried blood
and tissue Scabarama. What happened in Booger Puloosavolver. Just remember, folks,
if it wasn't for the brave little scab, there'd be
(08:52):
nothing to stop blood loss and infection. Okay, feel pretty
stupid now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Well I was gonna ask you the same thague. As always, the.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
Scab Erama weekend begins with a big parade down Main Street.
The Shriners will, of course beyond hand. They'll have their
little cars done up like scabs, covered in a latex coating.
Festival goers will be able to pick the scabs off
the cars for fun and prizes.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well that's kind of cool. Well, there's kind of cool.
Shut up.
Speaker 13 (09:25):
We'll have the Anthony Fauci gain a function community college
marching band playing old favorites, and our grand Marshall is
the famous daredevil skid Mark Knievel, whose body is usually
sixty to seventy five percent scab at any given time.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, he's not very good.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
We'll have some fun games, including big cash prizes for
the biggest scab, the most scabs, and the most unusual scab. Now,
did you know is a little fyi? Did you know
that I've got a scab that looks exactly like the
Dali Lama.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But you wouldn't think of entering to win a prize
case that would be a conflict of interest.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Right.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
We've got lots of games for the kiddos, including scabbledy Winks.
Wait at what is scabbldy wings? Well it's just like
tiddley winks except to you scams. Wow, that seems a
tad unsanitary. Well, no need to worry, John Boy. They'll
be wearing rubber gloves. Really well they will. Now, big
mouth celebrity stalker nosy Nate Nowicki is bringing his collection
(10:24):
of scabs of the rich and famous. See everything from
Harrison Ford's booboo to Justin Timberlake's aUI. And don't forget
about the food, cause.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Nothing gives you an appetite like a weekend full of scabs.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
We'll have Polish Pete's food truck on hand serving crispy, crunchy,
deep fried scabbage rolls disgusting. Dave Dingleberry will be serving
scab Rise and for the kids cherry flavored jello pudding scabskins.
Basically those are just putting skins and none of them.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Are actually made with real scabs though, right, be sure
to stay for the night concerts.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
There'll be all kinds of picking and grinnin with Rugburn
Ronda and her road Rash Ramblers singing all their hits
like I'll pick it if I feel like it, but
it itches, and of course it smells infected, but it
looks okay. All provided by a generous grant from the
World Health Organization.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So what was your code?
Speaker 13 (11:21):
So come on down to the big dismal seepage Scaba
Rama Festival. You couldn't pick a better way to spend
the weekend. Rugburn Ronda is a big.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Girl and she go to Hill. It's a big show
on the radio. I can't be read this.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
All right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
So when he's laid it's my.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Show.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Said, I feel soon.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Good Morning Make Shows on the Radio coming up just
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Getting ready for a couple of rounds of wordy words. Hey,
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Check out World Lawn and you can find their link
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Right now, it's time or Tater Taman news and here's
how girl Marcy Tater Morian.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Why thank you.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
You know we were talking about during what to watch
some things that are streaming right Well, there's a there's
a movie that went straight to Netflix because the movie
the movie company didn't think it would do very well
in the theaters. And it is a movie with Millie
Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt. Millie Bobby Brown right now.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Familiar with Chris.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I like him.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
So it's called The Electric State and it's a sci
fi flick that hit Netflix over the weekend. It costs
three hundred and twenty million dollars to make this, and
Universal Studios realized that the movie was a flop before
it even hit had made a deal with Netflix instead
of a theatrical release. And that's according to Showbiz four
one one.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You know what I think they mean they must do
if you've been three hundred and twenty million or some
new test audiences, oh, you know, to see it, and
so that's how they can tell, wow, this might not
be good.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Three out of every four movie critics that attended the
preview screenings have disliked The Electric State. Uh, and the
film now stands with the rating of just twenty three
percent rotten Tomatoes. So I don't know yet about the
numbers since its debut on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But is that who you trust? You know, like the
Rotten Tomatoes?
Speaker 15 (15:29):
Is that a good sight to see what Rotten Tomatoes
is because it's got a lot of you know, regular
people weighing.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's what I was wondered about when they showed these movies.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It was like just credits, get to see it, or
they need to have regular people because you know, we
like a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
The critics ring right, yeah, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
So sometimes you can listen to the critics and then
you're like, how could they have gotten.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
It so wrong?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I loved it?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Or do they think they're going to make some money
off there?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I don't think they think they're going to get the
three I don't know how much Netflix paid them. That's
the one thing I didn't find it. So if it
cast them three twenty and they thought it'd be they'd
get some of their money back by just selling it
to Netflix. So I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We shall see.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I know I don't like his hair in this movie,
but that's just I haven't I haven't see anything. Oh,
he's just kind of shaggy and he's got like a
real big seventies mustache.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It was not a braidy perm like Mike Brady pert
a wave.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
He's got some wave in it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Later this month we'll sik at you girl about haircuts.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
What is happening looks silky and it looks like it
smells kids.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
All those boys moved out of your house.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
So later this month, Will Smith will drop his first
album in twenty years. It's based on a true story.
Speaker 13 (16:43):
That's the name of it.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Based on a true story, arrives on Friday, March twenty eighth,
according to Hollywood Reporter. So we'll see. We'll see how
the how the crowd receives him with this.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Has he been's kind of hanging back since you.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Yeah, he's been, Yeah, Although he did to make an
appearance one of the award shows.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
What does his hair look like?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Is cut very short? Hey a judge ruled that Prince
Harry's visa application must be made public. We'll find out
more later this week, but the Conservative credit card the
conservative group called the Heritage Foundation, alleges that Harry was
not truthful on his immigration paperwork about his history with
(17:26):
illegal drugs, which could be disqualifying because Harry admitted in
his books Spare, he admitted to using cocaine, marijuana, and
magic mushrooms. According to Sky News, so a loophole that
they kicked the prince out. Wow, you remember President of
(17:48):
Barack Obama?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Because kicking out. Look, I got a mushroom right here.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
What's up, guys, what's up?
Speaker 9 (18:05):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
So?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Michelle Obama said that something that Barack does it gets
on her nerves is that he moves on his native
Hawaii's island time. Michelle and her brother have a podcast
called I M O In My Opinion. Michelle said that
(18:28):
her daughters have adapted her to her punctuality and they've
learned how to snap to it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Not so much Barack.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
When it's time to leave, she said, quote, he would
be getting up and going to the bathroom. I was like, dude,
a three o'clock departure means you've done all that, don't
start looking for your glasses at the departure time.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
End.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Quote.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
According to The New York.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Do you have any letters?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
They look great.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
You remember when it was like having a teenage son
in the house.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Ben Affleck told his thirteen year old son that if
he really wanted a six thousand dollar pair of deor
Air Jordan one sneakers, to go mow more lawns for
six six grand. Well. It's reported by CNBC that Ben
is trying to teach his children the value of money
by earning their allowance. So Sam told his dad, but
(19:26):
we have the money, duh, which Ben replied, quote, I
have the money.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
You're broke.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You're gonna go find a six thousand dollars yard mode. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
So my question to Ben is why take him to
a sneaker convention where they're showing nothing but six thousand
up sneakers and be like, oh, those are too expensive?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Like what?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
But anyway, his kid, Sam, he's always doing he's trying to,
you know, drive the He gets in the fancy race
cars or sports cars. When they're looking at cars. He
and Joe were out looking. He's thirteen. Now he was
like he was like eleven. Then he got it behind
the wheels, like.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I got three years. They gonna get his license.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Boy puts him like in a civic that would be nice.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, there's new.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Jordan's yes, Jordan's all right, thank you very much, Marcy. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word a
we were ready one eight hundred Big Show. You told
Free Line to get a couple of contestants play next.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Good morning. This is a big seawing the radio for
your Thursday March twenty.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Verse this free.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You're in a big show on great radio stations like
w a c l FM ninety eight point five in Harrisonburg, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Appreciate your affair at the Big Show dot com. Click
out on their contest. But you can't get through, we'll
call you.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Listen it.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
I went to everybody's head about the bed, the.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Big A word, any word, the word, any word. Let's
meet their contestants. We got Ernest from Corbin, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Good morning, Earnest, morning, okay body, and we got Time
from Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Good morning, Tom, good morning, good boy.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Good morning. Alright boys Kentucky versus Alabama. We're the wear
it on the big show. Good look, boy, a roll
time from Alabama. Ernest, what about you, buddy? You pulled
them in by the college basketball up there in Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Oh you.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
You t.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah? All right, we're gonna have We're gonna have in trouble.
Hell understand, nurse, I know I am. I'm about half depth.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
So y'all, we all listen up. When he gets the words, Ernest,
I'm gonna put these words. Oh, by the way, me
and Ernest and Tater and Tom. Okay, that's the team's there, okay,
so uh the two t's T t's. Y'all relax, and
me and Ernest will go for the first thirty seconds,
all right. So Ernest, you're gonna shout them out real loud,
all right, because I'm gonna put them right in your
head the words I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Okay, okay, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Now.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Girls will do this to their hair. And you take
three strands and you blanket together. No, no, no, you
three strands and you time together is a word. And
you also arose no, it's three strands and you put
them together. Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
The girls, y'all have what he said it.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay, yeah, all right, okay, A straw blank that you
pick on a straw watt they're red straw or a
blue they're blue.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Eat a blue werry.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yes, yeah, we got a two.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oh the boy, I'm just tickled that way to go
art us all right there, and Taylor and Tom you read.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
It, Tom, yes, sir, and go you at the bank
that make make you pay these It's like on your
phone or your cable. There are these little charges they
call they call them something you have to pay a
blank to get in. You have to it's a a
yes court.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
All right?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Uh A metal blank?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
This?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
You use this to find metal in the sand? A
metal blank, yes, sir? A super blank. Superman was one.
He was a he's my super hero?
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Yes here.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
All right, So let's go back and say what happened there.
There was a word core. Oh that Taylor looked at
it and said, core. I did heart.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Is corn?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It was Corn.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Well I'm as understood that. Oh good, but he'll work
for us dad, all right?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Corn?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Corn got that? U three to two? No, it is
three to three with that one. We got all right
here it is boys, just like it's a brand new game.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
See who wins. Right now, Ernest, let's let's put a
bunch on the board. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Now you listen to me. Okay, here we're going. I
got you.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I been listening.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Ready go, girls wear this to smell good?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
All right?
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
This is who is married to your father's father? Who
is she?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
All right, I don't want the whole piece of Just
give me a what give me a blank?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
This is the girl who gets married.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
You call her the what?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
No, the other one that altered?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
All right, body good? You got it, Earnest?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, what we do?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Jagging?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Put a four on.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
That three for a seven score?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Like you just calm down?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
All right, well let's see what good?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Thank you very much, say grand.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Or mother your mother's mother.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, I was gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Okay, here here we go.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Okay, Tom and Tator four will tie in force overtime
five will win Tom.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Yes, sir, we got this tighter?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Okay, ready go.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
They may serve this bowl of lettuce before your steak.
You you count these if you want to lose weight,
you count your Hillary. This is what you called an
athlete when you were in school. It's like, oh, he's
a yes, rhymes with it. The clock goes tick, blank.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Tied up.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
If you want to make something bigger, like like a picture,
you have to blanket what's the name for it on
your computer? If you want to make it bigger? That's
true too, and.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Up got over time? All right, boys, we got an
extra fifteen seconds to see if we can get a
winner here in our first overtime round. All right, Ernest,
me and you, buddy, we got fifteen seconds. It's gonna
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go by quick.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You ready. This is a tough one.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
We're picking up on that last one. All right, start
start the clock now to make it bigger. What's the
opposite of small? Lord?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
What is the opposite of out?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Okay, put them together, put the syllables together. What did
you just say, Ernest? Were you not listening to yourself?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Son?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Right here we go, Tom Taylor, one will win picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I gave it to you, ready goo.
Speaker 14 (27:40):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (27:42):
And Lord.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Defense, you said what's the opposite of small? You said large?
And then opposite of out is in? And you said
put it together. I would have said largeen.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Well, you're right, tator, I shouldn't take for granted that
you would put these syllables in the right order to
make a non word when there there's a word that
was written just saying.
Speaker 10 (28:11):
I'm right there with you saying say it.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, arn, it's now gone that we did come up
a little short. But you can try again anytime. I
think we can get it. Next time. Jack could give
us a shot when we heard us down the road.
All right, all right, earn us that? All right, buddy?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah like that.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh you're stoopid.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Tom down at Huntsville, Alabama. You got big Old World
lawn mowers prize back for your victory. Not taking anything
away from you, buddy, good game, gratulations.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You gave it to me, John Boy, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Pick shows on the radio in large and large to
make it bigger, okay, small large out in putting together
you know, and I say you might have been right.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I don't want a small one. I want a larger.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
See.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh, let's move on with our lives.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
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I had one. Let's say he tata hearn dog from Facebook.
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That's what it says.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Tell you says, please play back in Texas. Don't make
me do what I had to do back in Texas.
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L M b O.
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That means laugh my butt off, tell you.
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Down for me.
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Speaker 16 (30:39):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode back
in Texas. As our story opens, a well dressed stranger
ties his her horse up and strolls into Melinda's, a small,
dusty frontier saloon in Brushywood, New Mexico.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Outy stranger, Welcome to Melinda's. My name's Milinda.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
That's why we call it Malinda's.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
What's your name?
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Folks call me texts you from Texas? No, actually, I'm
from Louis Kana.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Then how come folks call you text?
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Because I don't like them calling me Louise.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Get it, I don't get it. Would you like something
to drink? Sure?
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Give me a small sasparilla?
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Sasparilla?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Something wrong with sasparilla?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
No, I just never heard nobody over twelve years old
older a sasparilla.
Speaker 16 (31:36):
At the other end of the bar, two unsavory cowpokes
over here, Texas conversation with the bartender.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Hey, bete, that fella just ordered a sasparilla.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Well know that ain't much of a drink for a man,
is it? Wait here, I'll be right big.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Where are you going to.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
See what this fella is made of? Afternoon?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
There?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Strangers?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Hey?
Speaker 17 (31:59):
Hey, names prickly peak h and you are texts? Well, now,
mighty fancy? Does you're wearing for three o'clock in the afternoon?
Speaker 7 (32:10):
You think so? Because I'm not sure the shoes go
with us? Thanks?
Speaker 15 (32:14):
Yes, Well that's the way I was raised, mister. My
mama used to always used to say that it always
pays to look your best.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Well, I reckon a fella order listen to his mama.
What you drinking sasparilla? Oh, mama, teach you how to
do that too, matter of fact? Yes, or she did.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Mama didn't approve of me drinking liquor. She said, if
you drink enough of it, it turned you stupid.
Speaker 17 (32:38):
Well, that's funny. Me and my brother tea bone, Oh lord,
I wish i'd read ahead. Me and my brother a
t bowing over there is how you feel. I never
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been drinking since he's ten years old and.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Hadn't made you stupid yet. Huh thatt a fact hooy
that your horse tied up out there?
Speaker 14 (33:11):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
A golden pallomina?
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Yep, sure is in her name, miss Press, So he just.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Kind of figured miss Press, that's right. Kind of name
is that for a horse?
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Well, she was my mama's horse. I'm sure you're gonna
make something out of that too. Mama gave her that name,
and she's been miss Press. Good enough for Mama, good
enough for.
Speaker 17 (33:34):
Me wherever nuts you're hat in the creek. Well, I'm
gonna get on back to my brother. Now that's talking
to you. Well you too, You have yourself a nice day.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh what kind of man is?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
He?
Speaker 17 (33:46):
Appears to be a bit of a mama's boy. You
got a real nice horse, though, wouldn't mind having a
horse like at myself.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I think maybe he'll sell it to you.
Speaker 17 (33:55):
I ain't talking about buying it. Why don't you slip
on out there, grab that horse and take you around
behind the stable. You'll miss still that fella's horse. Woe
been first time me and you dabbled in horse thievery.
Besides that skinny little cowpoof ain't exactly the time to
do nothing about it.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Now get to it.
Speaker 16 (34:13):
Tea Bone slips out the door and leads miss Press away.
A few moments later, he returns, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Peyt, have got that Philly tied up behind the stable,
just like he said. Come on, let's get out of here.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Flower your roll, little brother, I ain't finishing my beer yet.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
That feller's fixing to find out his horse is gone.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I'm not too worried about it.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Well, then, thanks for the drink.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Reckon.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
It's time for me to hit the trail.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
I think you might have a little trouble leaving.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Mister.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Looks like some of U's dombinin off with your horse.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Oh don't be hey, Hey, you're right, some of up.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
You know, South Marilla.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
This is some mighty rough country. Man needs to be
keeping a sharp eye and his belongings partner. I sure
hope you didn't have nothing to do with my horse disappearing.
Oh yeah, was it because the same thing happened to
me one time before, one day back in Texas.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Terrible thing happened that day.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Terrible thing.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Uh yep.
Speaker 10 (35:14):
In fact, I think about it every day of my life.
Speaker 11 (35:19):
Every night before I go to sleep, I ask the
Good Lord not to let.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Me dream about it.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
But I don't do no good.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Every night I have these awful nightmares about what I
had to do back in Texas.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Sweat just thinking about what I had to do back
in Texas.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Now it looks like I'm gonna.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Have to do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
They Peyton, this fellow might have a tad morse bunk.
He lets hold to see that crazy look in his eyes.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Lord, why are you gonna make me do what I had.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
To do back in Texas.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 17 (36:08):
T BO will run back here and get this filler's
horse for he pops the spring and kills us all.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Hurry up, Damn Lord in the heaven, don't make me
do what I had to do back in Texas.
Speaker 17 (36:27):
Hold on there, stranger, t Bow knows right where your
horse is at and he's gonna fetch him right now.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
You just sit down here, let me buy you another
sasparilla while you wait.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
All the sasparilla in the world can't drown out the
memory of what I had to do back in Texas.
Speaker 17 (36:42):
Miss there, come down, smore, calm down, Yeah, ain't gonna
do nothing to nobody.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Look, here comes TBone with your horse riding.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Now, yes, sir, here she is Fencer Fidle.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Come on, pet let's get out of here.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Hey, Master, are you ca.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I think so.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
I'm sorry about having to get loud on you like that, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Oh, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
T Boning Prickley Pete tan to rub most folks a
wrong Why okay.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Hey, before you go, just what was it you had
to do back in Texas?
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Huh oh, I had to walk home.
Speaker 16 (37:26):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
That is one dose of frontier over acting.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Don't make me do this script again. Shoot then again
next time.
Speaker 16 (37:38):
When we hear Melinda's crusty old sister of the saloon
Gal say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
My fate heart.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Blow it out your.
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Speaker 9 (38:58):
Breaking in a nassists like that put on church as
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Speaker 2 (39:04):
Now give me something, Give me something.
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That was set up.
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I got a buddy of mine who's a.
Speaker 9 (39:29):
Catholic priest and where I took him home to dinner,
just moved into town. He was received consciously at my
own but my small daughter in my family, who stared
at him unblinkingly throughout.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The whole meal.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
Well, that priest was somewhat uncomfortable. Towards the end, he
tried to put my little girl at ease. He said,
is it my color?
Speaker 8 (39:48):
You're standard?
Speaker 10 (39:49):
And he took it off and held it up.
Speaker 9 (39:51):
And when he did so, I saw the cleaning instructions
on the inside of his column.
Speaker 10 (39:55):
To make conversation, he said, do you know what he says?
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Here said, yeah, says kills please for six months.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'm ready. Made me laugh.
Speaker 9 (40:10):
Sometimes one morn here Wanna called on a Presbyterian minister.
A friend of mine asked if he would preach a
funeral for her dog who just died. He said, I
can't do that, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
He said, why don't you go trying to Baptist preach
her down the street?
Speaker 9 (40:29):
She said I She said, but can you give me
some advice, like how much should I pay him? Three
hundred or four hundred dollars? He said, hold on, wait
a minute, I didn't know your dog was Presbyterian.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
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Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah, all right, thank you very much, Ernie, appreciate it.
Giber Here, my love intelligence sister Gubert. Oh she could
play that organ. She good last night, mister day Hid,
don't be playing that in this says people think we
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belonged to a Pentecostal church.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah, sat in early this morning, like John Boy was
speaking in tongues.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Got that out, nobody laying hands old Rayford over, Oh yeah,
good Brandy was her first Sunday, last Sunday, playing Oregon
for Erdie. I didn't get a chance to go. When
she came home. I said, well, good bred. How was
a servant? She said, always all right? I said, well,
what did Ernie preach about? She said, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (41:33):
He never did say oh all right, how's it going there?
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Someone?
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I got another one for you, a true story about.
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All right.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I'm gonna pick it up, Oh Ernie. Our uncle died
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Speaker 10 (41:57):
He sitting there. At the end of it.
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He was concluded by saying, you say him lay it
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Good morning, Franklin, Good morning everybody.
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How are we all? Buddy?
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A j about Oh, frank okay, work that far fire. Okay.
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So?
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Okay?
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So so she said, Jane, So so you think it's sapphire.
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Let's go right here.
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What calls the loudest noise ever heard and recorded.
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History that time that they had the all you can
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Bell loudest noise ever heard.
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Noise ever heard was avolcano erupting recorded history.
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Why she says this volcano erupting? Franklin, do you agree
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And volcano?
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I know you're shot.
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Yeah.
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All right, all right, I shirty appreciate, I shure do you.
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Speaker 2 (08:12):
Uh oh, what the hell is that supposed to be?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
This?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You usually say that right before announcing something really weird
or offbeat.
Speaker 13 (08:21):
Ha ha, Well, the smart money would say, why don't
you just shut the hell up and wait to hear
what we're doing before you start.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Sounding the alarms? Okay, all right, you're right, please continue.
Speaker 13 (08:31):
I'm proud to announce the first annual dismal seepage Scaborama.
A salute to those miraculous protective layers of dried blood
and tissue Scabarama. What happened in Booger Puloosavolver. Just remember, folks,
if it wasn't for the brave little scab, there'd be
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nothing to stop blood loss and infection. Okay, feel pretty
stupid now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Well I was gonna ask you the same thague. As always, the.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
Scab Erama weekend begins with a big parade down Main Street.
The Shriners will, of course beyond hand. They'll have their
little cars done up like scabs, covered in a latex coating.
Festival goers will be able to pick the scabs off
the cars for fun and prizes.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well that's kind of cool. Well, there's kind of cool.
Shut up.
Speaker 13 (09:25):
We'll have the Anthony Fauci gain a function community college
marching band playing old favorites, and our grand Marshall is
the famous daredevil skid Mark Knievel, whose body is usually
sixty to seventy five percent scab at any given time.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, he's not very good.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
We'll have some fun games, including big cash prizes for
the biggest scab, the most scabs, and the most unusual scab. Now,
did you know is a little fyi? Did you know
that I've got a scab that looks exactly like the
Dali Lama.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But you wouldn't think of entering to win a prize
case that would be a conflict of interest.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Right.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
We've got lots of games for the kiddos, including scabbledy Winks.
Wait at what is scabbldy wings? Well it's just like
tiddley winks except to you scams. Wow, that seems a
tad unsanitary. Well, no need to worry, John Boy. They'll
be wearing rubber gloves. Really well they will. Now, big
mouth celebrity stalker nosy Nate Nowicki is bringing his collection
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of scabs of the rich and famous. See everything from
Harrison Ford's booboo to Justin Timberlake's aUI. And don't forget
about the food, cause.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Nothing gives you an appetite like a weekend full of scabs.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
We'll have Polish Pete's food truck on hand serving crispy, crunchy,
deep fried scabbage rolls disgusting. Dave Dingleberry will be serving
scab Rise and for the kids cherry flavored jello pudding scabskins.
Basically those are just putting skins and none of them.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Are actually made with real scabs though, right, be sure
to stay for the night concerts.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
There'll be all kinds of picking and grinnin with Rugburn
Ronda and her road Rash Ramblers singing all their hits
like I'll pick it if I feel like it, but
it itches, and of course it smells infected, but it
looks okay. All provided by a generous grant from the
World Health Organization.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So what was your code?
Speaker 13 (11:21):
So come on down to the big dismal seepage Scaba
Rama Festival. You couldn't pick a better way to spend
the weekend. Rugburn Ronda is a big.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Girl and she go to Hill. It's a big show
on the radio. I can't be read this.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
All right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
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you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
So when he's laid it's my.
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Show.
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Said, I feel soon.
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Check out World Lawn and you can find their link
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Right now, it's time or Tater Taman news and here's
how girl Marcy Tater Morian.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Why thank you.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
You know we were talking about during what to watch
some things that are streaming right Well, there's a there's
a movie that went straight to Netflix because the movie
the movie company didn't think it would do very well
in the theaters. And it is a movie with Millie
Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt. Millie Bobby Brown right now.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Familiar with Chris.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I like him.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
So it's called The Electric State and it's a sci
fi flick that hit Netflix over the weekend. It costs
three hundred and twenty million dollars to make this, and
Universal Studios realized that the movie was a flop before
it even hit had made a deal with Netflix instead
of a theatrical release. And that's according to Showbiz four
one one.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You know what I think they mean they must do
if you've been three hundred and twenty million or some
new test audiences, oh, you know, to see it, and
so that's how they can tell, wow, this might not
be good.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Three out of every four movie critics that attended the
preview screenings have disliked The Electric State. Uh, and the
film now stands with the rating of just twenty three
percent rotten Tomatoes. So I don't know yet about the
numbers since its debut on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But is that who you trust? You know, like the
Rotten Tomatoes?
Speaker 15 (15:29):
Is that a good sight to see what Rotten Tomatoes
is because it's got a lot of you know, regular
people weighing.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's what I was wondered about when they showed these movies.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It was like just credits, get to see it, or
they need to have regular people because you know, we
like a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
The critics ring right, yeah, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
So sometimes you can listen to the critics and then
you're like, how could they have gotten.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
It so wrong?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I loved it?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Or do they think they're going to make some money
off there?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I don't think they think they're going to get the
three I don't know how much Netflix paid them. That's
the one thing I didn't find it. So if it
cast them three twenty and they thought it'd be they'd
get some of their money back by just selling it
to Netflix. So I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We shall see.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I know I don't like his hair in this movie,
but that's just I haven't I haven't see anything. Oh,
he's just kind of shaggy and he's got like a
real big seventies mustache.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It was not a braidy perm like Mike Brady pert
a wave.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
He's got some wave in it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Later this month we'll sik at you girl about haircuts.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
What is happening looks silky and it looks like it
smells kids.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
All those boys moved out of your house.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
So later this month, Will Smith will drop his first
album in twenty years. It's based on a true story.
Speaker 13 (16:43):
That's the name of it.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Based on a true story, arrives on Friday, March twenty eighth,
according to Hollywood Reporter. So we'll see. We'll see how
the how the crowd receives him with this.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Has he been's kind of hanging back since you.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Yeah, he's been, Yeah, Although he did to make an
appearance one of the award shows.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
What does his hair look like?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Is cut very short? Hey a judge ruled that Prince
Harry's visa application must be made public. We'll find out
more later this week, but the Conservative credit card the
conservative group called the Heritage Foundation, alleges that Harry was
not truthful on his immigration paperwork about his history with
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illegal drugs, which could be disqualifying because Harry admitted in
his books Spare, he admitted to using cocaine, marijuana, and
magic mushrooms. According to Sky News, so a loophole that
they kicked the prince out. Wow, you remember President of
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Barack Obama?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Because kicking out. Look, I got a mushroom right here.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
What's up, guys, what's up?
Speaker 9 (18:05):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
So?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Michelle Obama said that something that Barack does it gets
on her nerves is that he moves on his native
Hawaii's island time. Michelle and her brother have a podcast
called I M O In My Opinion. Michelle said that
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her daughters have adapted her to her punctuality and they've
learned how to snap to it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Not so much Barack.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
When it's time to leave, she said, quote, he would
be getting up and going to the bathroom. I was like, dude,
a three o'clock departure means you've done all that, don't
start looking for your glasses at the departure time.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
End.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Quote.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
According to The New York.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Do you have any letters?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
They look great.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
You remember when it was like having a teenage son
in the house.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Ben Affleck told his thirteen year old son that if
he really wanted a six thousand dollar pair of deor
Air Jordan one sneakers, to go mow more lawns for
six six grand. Well. It's reported by CNBC that Ben
is trying to teach his children the value of money
by earning their allowance. So Sam told his dad, but
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we have the money, duh, which Ben replied, quote, I
have the money.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
You're broke.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You're gonna go find a six thousand dollars yard mode. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
So my question to Ben is why take him to
a sneaker convention where they're showing nothing but six thousand
up sneakers and be like, oh, those are too expensive?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Like what?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
But anyway, his kid, Sam, he's always doing he's trying to,
you know, drive the He gets in the fancy race
cars or sports cars. When they're looking at cars. He
and Joe were out looking. He's thirteen. Now he was
like he was like eleven. Then he got it behind
the wheels, like.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I got three years. They gonna get his license.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Boy puts him like in a civic that would be nice.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, there's new.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Jordan's yes, Jordan's all right, thank you very much, Marcy. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word a
we were ready one eight hundred Big Show. You told
Free Line to get a couple of contestants play next.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
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your Thursday March twenty.
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Speaker 1 (21:18):
Listen it.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
I went to everybody's head about the bed, the.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Big A word, any word, the word, any word. Let's
meet their contestants. We got Ernest from Corbin, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Good morning, Earnest, morning, okay body, and we got Time
from Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Good morning, Tom, good morning, good boy.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Good morning. Alright boys Kentucky versus Alabama. We're the wear
it on the big show. Good look, boy, a roll
time from Alabama. Ernest, what about you, buddy? You pulled
them in by the college basketball up there in Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Oh you.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
You t.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah? All right, we're gonna have We're gonna have in trouble.
Hell understand, nurse, I know I am. I'm about half depth.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
So y'all, we all listen up. When he gets the words, Ernest,
I'm gonna put these words. Oh, by the way, me
and Ernest and Tater and Tom. Okay, that's the team's there, okay,
so uh the two t's T t's. Y'all relax, and
me and Ernest will go for the first thirty seconds,
all right. So Ernest, you're gonna shout them out real loud,
all right, because I'm gonna put them right in your
head the words I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Okay, okay, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Now.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Girls will do this to their hair. And you take
three strands and you blanket together. No, no, no, you
three strands and you time together is a word. And
you also arose no, it's three strands and you put
them together. Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
The girls, y'all have what he said it.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay, yeah, all right, okay, A straw blank that you
pick on a straw watt they're red straw or a
blue they're blue.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Eat a blue werry.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yes, yeah, we got a two.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oh the boy, I'm just tickled that way to go
art us all right there, and Taylor and Tom you read.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
It, Tom, yes, sir, and go you at the bank
that make make you pay these It's like on your
phone or your cable. There are these little charges they
call they call them something you have to pay a
blank to get in. You have to it's a a
yes court.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
All right?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Uh A metal blank?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
This?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
You use this to find metal in the sand? A
metal blank, yes, sir? A super blank. Superman was one.
He was a he's my super hero?
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Yes here.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
All right, So let's go back and say what happened there.
There was a word core. Oh that Taylor looked at
it and said, core. I did heart.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Is corn?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It was Corn.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Well I'm as understood that. Oh good, but he'll work
for us dad, all right?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Corn?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Corn got that? U three to two? No, it is
three to three with that one. We got all right
here it is boys, just like it's a brand new game.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
See who wins. Right now, Ernest, let's let's put a
bunch on the board. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Now you listen to me. Okay, here we're going. I
got you.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I been listening.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Ready go, girls wear this to smell good?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
All right?
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
This is who is married to your father's father? Who
is she?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
All right, I don't want the whole piece of Just
give me a what give me a blank?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
This is the girl who gets married.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
You call her the what?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
No, the other one that altered?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
All right, body good? You got it, Earnest?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, what we do?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Jagging?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Put a four on.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
That three for a seven score?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Like you just calm down?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
All right, well let's see what good?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Thank you very much, say grand.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Or mother your mother's mother.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, I was gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Okay, here here we go.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Okay, Tom and Tator four will tie in force overtime
five will win Tom.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Yes, sir, we got this tighter?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Okay, ready go.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
They may serve this bowl of lettuce before your steak.
You you count these if you want to lose weight,
you count your Hillary. This is what you called an
athlete when you were in school. It's like, oh, he's
a yes, rhymes with it. The clock goes tick, blank.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Tied up.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
If you want to make something bigger, like like a picture,
you have to blanket what's the name for it on
your computer? If you want to make it bigger? That's
true too, and.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Up got over time? All right, boys, we got an
extra fifteen seconds to see if we can get a
winner here in our first overtime round. All right, Ernest,
me and you, buddy, we got fifteen seconds. It's gonna
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go by quick.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You ready. This is a tough one.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
We're picking up on that last one. All right, start
start the clock now to make it bigger. What's the
opposite of small? Lord?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
What is the opposite of out?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Okay, put them together, put the syllables together. What did
you just say, Ernest? Were you not listening to yourself?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Son?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Right here we go, Tom Taylor, one will win picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I gave it to you, ready goo.
Speaker 14 (27:40):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (27:42):
And Lord.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Defense, you said what's the opposite of small? You said large?
And then opposite of out is in? And you said
put it together. I would have said largeen.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Well, you're right, tator, I shouldn't take for granted that
you would put these syllables in the right order to
make a non word when there there's a word that
was written just saying.
Speaker 10 (28:11):
I'm right there with you saying say it.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, arn, it's now gone that we did come up
a little short. But you can try again anytime. I
think we can get it. Next time. Jack could give
us a shot when we heard us down the road.
All right, all right, earn us that? All right, buddy?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah like that.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh you're stoopid.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Tom down at Huntsville, Alabama. You got big Old World
lawn mowers prize back for your victory. Not taking anything
away from you, buddy, good game, gratulations.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You gave it to me, John Boy, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Pick shows on the radio in large and large to
make it bigger, okay, small large out in putting together
you know, and I say you might have been right.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I don't want a small one. I want a larger.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
See.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh, let's move on with our lives.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Here. It is request time kindigram a John Boy, Well,
I had one. Let's say he tata hearn dog from Facebook.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
That's what it says.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Tell you says, please play back in Texas. Don't make
me do what I had to do back in Texas.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
L M b O.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That means laugh my butt off, tell you.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Down for me.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Tay hearn Dog's requests coming up next. Good morning, it's
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Speaker 3 (30:13):
Something you'd like to hear around this time under two
Friday might have heard it before.
Speaker 12 (30:18):
You.
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Just tell us about what you remember about it. Our girl,
Tay Tay or Tay tay or it's good and fighting
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Speaker 16 (30:39):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode back
in Texas. As our story opens, a well dressed stranger
ties his her horse up and strolls into Melinda's, a small,
dusty frontier saloon in Brushywood, New Mexico.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Outy stranger, Welcome to Melinda's. My name's Milinda.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
That's why we call it Malinda's.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
What's your name?
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Folks call me texts you from Texas? No, actually, I'm
from Louis Kana.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Then how come folks call you text?
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Because I don't like them calling me Louise.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Get it, I don't get it. Would you like something
to drink? Sure?
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Give me a small sasparilla?
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Sasparilla?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Something wrong with sasparilla?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
No, I just never heard nobody over twelve years old
older a sasparilla.
Speaker 16 (31:36):
At the other end of the bar, two unsavory cowpokes
over here, Texas conversation with the bartender.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Hey, bete, that fella just ordered a sasparilla.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Well know that ain't much of a drink for a man,
is it? Wait here, I'll be right big.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Where are you going to.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
See what this fella is made of? Afternoon?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
There?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Strangers?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Hey?
Speaker 17 (31:59):
Hey, names prickly peak h and you are texts? Well, now,
mighty fancy? Does you're wearing for three o'clock in the afternoon?
Speaker 7 (32:10):
You think so? Because I'm not sure the shoes go
with us? Thanks?
Speaker 15 (32:14):
Yes, Well that's the way I was raised, mister. My
mama used to always used to say that it always
pays to look your best.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Well, I reckon a fella order listen to his mama.
What you drinking sasparilla? Oh, mama, teach you how to
do that too, matter of fact? Yes, or she did.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Mama didn't approve of me drinking liquor. She said, if
you drink enough of it, it turned you stupid.
Speaker 17 (32:38):
Well, that's funny. Me and my brother tea bone, Oh lord,
I wish i'd read ahead. Me and my brother a
t bowing over there is how you feel. I never
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been drinking since he's ten years old and.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Hadn't made you stupid yet. Huh thatt a fact hooy
that your horse tied up out there?
Speaker 14 (33:11):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
A golden pallomina?
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Yep, sure is in her name, miss Press, So he just.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Kind of figured miss Press, that's right. Kind of name
is that for a horse?
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Well, she was my mama's horse. I'm sure you're gonna
make something out of that too. Mama gave her that name,
and she's been miss Press. Good enough for Mama, good
enough for.
Speaker 17 (33:34):
Me wherever nuts you're hat in the creek. Well, I'm
gonna get on back to my brother. Now that's talking
to you. Well you too, You have yourself a nice day.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh what kind of man is?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
He?
Speaker 17 (33:46):
Appears to be a bit of a mama's boy. You
got a real nice horse, though, wouldn't mind having a
horse like at myself.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I think maybe he'll sell it to you.
Speaker 17 (33:55):
I ain't talking about buying it. Why don't you slip
on out there, grab that horse and take you around
behind the stable. You'll miss still that fella's horse. Woe
been first time me and you dabbled in horse thievery.
Besides that skinny little cowpoof ain't exactly the time to
do nothing about it.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Now get to it.
Speaker 16 (34:13):
Tea Bone slips out the door and leads miss Press away.
A few moments later, he returns, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Peyt, have got that Philly tied up behind the stable,
just like he said. Come on, let's get out of here.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Flower your roll, little brother, I ain't finishing my beer yet.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
That feller's fixing to find out his horse is gone.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I'm not too worried about it.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Well, then, thanks for the drink.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Reckon.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
It's time for me to hit the trail.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
I think you might have a little trouble leaving.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Mister.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Looks like some of U's dombinin off with your horse.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Oh don't be hey, Hey, you're right, some of up.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
You know, South Marilla.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
This is some mighty rough country. Man needs to be
keeping a sharp eye and his belongings partner. I sure
hope you didn't have nothing to do with my horse disappearing.
Oh yeah, was it because the same thing happened to
me one time before, one day back in Texas.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Terrible thing happened that day.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Terrible thing.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Uh yep.
Speaker 10 (35:14):
In fact, I think about it every day of my life.
Speaker 11 (35:19):
Every night before I go to sleep, I ask the
Good Lord not to let.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Me dream about it.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
But I don't do no good.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Every night I have these awful nightmares about what I
had to do back in Texas.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Sweat just thinking about what I had to do back
in Texas.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Now it looks like I'm gonna.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Have to do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
They Peyton, this fellow might have a tad morse bunk.
He lets hold to see that crazy look in his eyes.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Lord, why are you gonna make me do what I had.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
To do back in Texas.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 17 (36:08):
T BO will run back here and get this filler's
horse for he pops the spring and kills us all.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Hurry up, Damn Lord in the heaven, don't make me
do what I had to do back in Texas.
Speaker 17 (36:27):
Hold on there, stranger, t Bow knows right where your
horse is at and he's gonna fetch him right now.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
You just sit down here, let me buy you another
sasparilla while you wait.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
All the sasparilla in the world can't drown out the
memory of what I had to do back in Texas.
Speaker 17 (36:42):
Miss there, come down, smore, calm down, Yeah, ain't gonna
do nothing to nobody.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Look, here comes TBone with your horse riding.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Now, yes, sir, here she is Fencer Fidle.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Come on, pet let's get out of here.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Hey, Master, are you ca.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I think so.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
I'm sorry about having to get loud on you like that, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Oh, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
T Boning Prickley Pete tan to rub most folks a
wrong Why okay.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Hey, before you go, just what was it you had
to do back in Texas?
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Huh oh, I had to walk home.
Speaker 16 (37:26):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
That is one dose of frontier over acting.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Don't make me do this script again. Shoot then again
next time.
Speaker 16 (37:38):
When we hear Melinda's crusty old sister of the saloon
Gal say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
My fate heart.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Blow it out your.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Good morning it's a big show on the radio. You
like this feature track from the Big Show? Bet Box,
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Speaker 2 (38:26):
They show what's.
Speaker 10 (38:28):
My fort here?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yes yet.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
Johnny Billy Sis, Randa, Robberty Radio Foo.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Rabbit, Honest Lisen Shit Yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:41):
I got Gooba's sister Gooba Rat who's been filling in
for me on the organ in the church, and say,
I'm reckonar organist.
Speaker 10 (38:48):
Hepen sick. I think a good Bret and he's.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
On the practice she can so I'm rolling here with
us this morning.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
And student on the broadcast.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay, good.
Speaker 9 (38:58):
Breaking in a nassists like that put on church as
it baxt.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Now give me something, Give me something.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
That was set up.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
Maybe set up a sermon for me. Practice on something
you play right before I launched into my sermon, if
you will, then minding back to I just give me
some background as I launched into fuere my more hus
antidotes on a John Boyd bus show.
Speaker 10 (39:28):
I got a buddy of mine who's a.
Speaker 9 (39:29):
Catholic priest and where I took him home to dinner,
just moved into town. He was received consciously at my
own but my small daughter in my family, who stared
at him unblinkingly throughout.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The whole meal.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
Well, that priest was somewhat uncomfortable. Towards the end, he
tried to put my little girl at ease. He said,
is it my color?
Speaker 8 (39:48):
You're standard?
Speaker 10 (39:49):
And he took it off and held it up.
Speaker 9 (39:51):
And when he did so, I saw the cleaning instructions
on the inside of his column.
Speaker 10 (39:55):
To make conversation, he said, do you know what he says?
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Here said, yeah, says kills please for six months.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'm ready. Made me laugh.
Speaker 9 (40:10):
Sometimes one morn here Wanna called on a Presbyterian minister.
A friend of mine asked if he would preach a
funeral for her dog who just died. He said, I
can't do that, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
He said, why don't you go trying to Baptist preach
her down the street?
Speaker 9 (40:29):
She said I She said, but can you give me
some advice, like how much should I pay him? Three
hundred or four hundred dollars? He said, hold on, wait
a minute, I didn't know your dog was Presbyterian.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
That's why I got ready.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah, all right, thank you very much, Ernie, appreciate it.
Giber Here, my love intelligence sister Gubert. Oh she could
play that organ. She good last night, mister day Hid,
don't be playing that in this says people think we
(41:08):
belonged to a Pentecostal church.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah, sat in early this morning, like John Boy was
speaking in tongues.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Got that out, nobody laying hands old Rayford over, Oh yeah,
good Brandy was her first Sunday, last Sunday, playing Oregon
for Erdie. I didn't get a chance to go. When
she came home. I said, well, good bred. How was
a servant? She said, always all right? I said, well,
what did Ernie preach about? She said, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (41:33):
He never did say oh all right, how's it going there?
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Someone?
Speaker 10 (41:41):
I got another one for you, a true story about.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
All right.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I'm gonna pick it up, Oh Ernie. Our uncle died
a couple of weeks ago, and Bernie was preaching the feuder.
He wanted to do a good job for uses waxing metaphorically.
Speaker 10 (41:57):
He sitting there. At the end of it.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
He was concluded by saying, you say him lay it
down there in the Kauford that's just his Shall said, yeah,
the nuts got old alright, God break kid dogging the
kid out of here, week out job on, Benny, I
haven't been that money.
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