March 21, 2025 • 47 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday favorites.. - Plus, we’ll make a another call to Dell’s Den.. - The not Ready for Drive-Time Players will perform a new script entitled, “Kids Say the Darndest Things”.. - we'll meet former State Trooper/EMS Helicopter Pilot turned Country Musician, Pete Schlegel about his new song featuring Cletus T. Judd, “I Need Glasses”.. - John Boy parts with another one of his Wonderful Things.. - Tom Sorensen checks in to compare wins and losses in the Sports World with John Boy.. - Married Man has the Tale of Two Drinking Buddies.. - and we’ll wrap up with Marvin Webster’s “Black Slang for White People”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody more big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Just check out my two.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on the
Big Show.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I listened to something else my own self.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Never mind, heets out.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Shogga doodle doo coming out of them.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It is the first full day of spring. It is
March the twenty first, It is Friday. Did it get
any better?
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes, it's a big show on the radio. We're gonna
be celebrating a lot of stuff on this Friday. Oh, buddy,
Rusty Wallace. It celebrate former driver the Blue Douze. We're
gonna be celebrating Bigfoot and learning about him the good
(01:39):
looking parts of the Bigfoot with two Bigfoot festivals our
home straight of North Carolina this summer. Hey have beautiful hair,
six fingers on one hand. He can be run off.
He just got a rough talking in the rough. I'll
come out here and rough all running off.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
There was.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So we got a lot to do today in this
National Memory Day. I what a great time to remember
some of our long running radio stations with a big
show on the radio. To Greenville, Spartanburg, South Carolina in
thirty two years, Greenville Newburn, North Carolina, thirty two. That's
the leaders. Augusta, Georgia and Columbus Georgia coming in with
(02:31):
thirty one years. It mud like this except me Huntsville, Alabama, Aubany, Georgia, Brunswick, Georgia, Macon, Georgia,
all thirty years celebrating thirty years with a big show
on the radio.
Speaker 9 (02:48):
So it was just saluting our.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Generation of kids grew up with a big show. Yeah right,
good y'all. Well let's get to this Friday morning. We'll
get the winning beginning. We're wait big shows on a radio.
Good morning, Big shows on a radio. All right, y'all.
We got a Happy Herd prize pack to play for.
(03:11):
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In or coach JBB and Timmerson off at checkout three
dates in history. This is where we'll get our categories.
(03:35):
March twenty First, we go back to seventeen forty seven.
During a violent storm at Seed, twenty two year old
English slave ship captain John Newton dramatically became a Christian.
He abandoned the slave trade and became an Anglican minister
for forty three years. He was one who compose the song
(03:55):
Amazing Grace well Man Awesome seventeen forty seven, right right
two thousand and two. Caught red handed with a duffel
bag full of liquor, cigarettes and cigars stolen from a
comedian store, a Louisiana man blamed his evil twin brother
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after being showing surveillan's video of him breaking into the store.
That would be Franklinton. Police said the suspect did indeed
have a brother, but he was neither a twin nor evil. Finally,
it was this date. In twenty ten, twenty five year
old man from Texas received a full face transplant, the
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first to happen in the US and happens nearly a
year after the first full face transplant occurred in Spain.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
There's been a couple since.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was twenty ten when it started. All right, well
that'll do. Let's have three categories. One eight hundred big
shows you told free Line, come on and play out
birds next. Good morning this Friday, March twenty first big
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shows on the radio. And yeah, we got our feature
track for the make Shore bit. Bob I Bron called
Marvin Webster. He got black slang for white people. It
might help search for keywords black slang. Hit the big
box at the Big Show dot com and right now
it does win a winner again.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Schong boy, Billy to give me prizes from the Big
Prize Beer. Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
When you're playing uptors, having hurry up and gust time.
You have the best time.
Speaker 11 (06:13):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Let's say hid a record from Greenville, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (06:22):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Good morning, Ricky, Good morning, John Boy. How are you man?
We're all lost men here. Glad you made it in there, Ricky.
See if we can get you through these three categories,
get you the prize backheaded your way your third. Well,
let's do in five seconds. Give us three kinds of storms,
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ready go, thunderstorm, hurricane, tornado, annible. All right now, riggy.
Three things you can buy at a convenience store, ready
go here, soda park, Peter chicks and for the wind.
Three things on your face, ready go, mustache, nose, eyes.
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We'll take your word for it right away, now, buddy rocking, Ricky,
that's my money, Rocky Ricky, that's his name, winning on
the big show. That's his game. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
So close.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You ain't gonna with Jackie my boy.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Yes, sir, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Man, keep rocking, we'll do that, Rocky Ricky. Hey, what
is that, buddy? You bu catching you up on your knees,
catching up one more boil. Rusty Wallace teased by Russ
I ain't go for good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio. Donald one of my boys down Darlington
talking about the day. Now, of course, driver the number
two car. It was Austin cedric I. Man, Russy Wallace
drove the tune was talking about that said, what Rusty
want really kind of got you into nice cars that would'
whoho the Charlotte was they were listening to the shop
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and it turns out all the drivers kind of had
the big show on the radio in the shop, and
it turned out, yeah, Russy was winning races and Barry
Dotson is Creuchie. I got to know him through Sandwich
Construction Company where we had our ten year run of
Breakfast of Champions.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
There.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
There's all kind of offshoots that I'll go off on
all the kind of story and I'm trying to get
focused over and about the rusty driving. The number two said, yeah,
he got.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
He was winning like that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And then when earned Hart won of races and I
don't guess you're gonna talk to your boyfriend today. You
want to talk to the winner. And then it was
on and everybody. The first call they made was to
the John Boy and Milli show on Monday morning. After
they wanted the race. Who gave him to ride?
Speaker 10 (09:33):
That's that what's up set the prestige.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
So all the other drivers wanted them.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But not just I want just riding Russy's coat tails
to wonderfulness on the radio. I was there in to
help as well, like when he was having stand ups
and convenience stories like that. Well, well, let's go back.
I remember it like it was.
Speaker 12 (09:54):
Have you seen these cutouts that they have, you know
if race car drivers? Of course we're giving away one.
They ever got Rusty Wallace standing up and you walk
up to him and there's a tape and he's he
talks to you.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (10:05):
There's some kind of a motion detector, I guess, kind
of like what they have in like some burglar alarms.
It is pretty cool, but whenever anybody walks up to it,
it actually starts talking.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
This is the newest thing.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
But because listener said, well, there's a mistake, because this
must be some old tape, because Russey says he's driving
a Pontiac instead of before.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
But let's let's listen to him. Go ahead, are do
you walk up to it? And here it is.
Speaker 14 (10:23):
I am Rusty Wallace. You're used to seeing me in
my Miller Danio Draft Pontiact number two blasting around to
Charlotte Motor Speedway. Now I'm apparent at every Miller Danio
Draft trawl pack and suitcase display, don't forget to pick
up a Miller Danio Draft or Miller Danio Draft light
case for the race.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
All right, So see what's spot?
Speaker 10 (10:38):
I said, Oh, man, you know Russey's He says, pony.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
They hadn't changed it since he changed before. I said,
don't worry. I can fix it the whole.
Speaker 12 (10:45):
I got the tools, I got the talent, and I
got the time on my head, of course, so listen, see.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
What you think. All right, I'll fix it. So you're
fixed it, all right? Okay, So here's Russy Wallers stand up.
You walk up to it, and it goes like this.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
I am Rusty Wallace. You're used to seeing me in
my Miller Danio draft board number two blasting around to
Charlotte Motor Speedway. Now I'm appearing it Erbie member Daniel
draft pro pack and suitcase display. Don't forget to pick up.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
John Boy and Billy albums. You know, I'm kind of
embarrassed to be here because I'm not half the driver
that John Boy is. Wait a minute, could could you
tell the difference were Russy's voice in mine?
Speaker 13 (11:20):
You embellished it a little bit, and yeah, you can
definitely tell where your voice comes in.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Okay, all right, So well, I added, like just a
message on at the end of the message.
Speaker 12 (11:28):
Uh huh, but yeah, my voice, you know, well, okay,
after I thought you might say that like Russy's voice
is kind of speed it up a little bit on
the table, So look, I can fix it. I'll speed
my voice up a little bit. Oh okay, okay, so
maybe maybe it'll match a little bit better.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
All right, right, all right, see what you think?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Now?
Speaker 14 (11:44):
I am Rusty Wallace. You're used to seeing me in
my member Daniel draft Ford number two blasting around to
Charlotte Motor Speedway. Now I'm appearing it erbie member Daniel
draft pro pack and suitcase display. Don't forget to pick
up of John Boy and Billy albums for the race.
You know, I'm kind of embarrassed to be here because
I'm not half the driver that John Boy is.
Speaker 13 (12:05):
What do you think you sound like Alvin the chipmunks
long forgotten brother, the one they don't talk about.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Right, all right, no problem, no charge for that.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
And you know, like, wow, when I was messing around,
I found a Jimmy Spencer stand up.
Speaker 13 (12:23):
Really yeah, you know this is talking Jimmy Spencer.
Speaker 12 (12:26):
You know, Jimmy's been catching a lot of heat lately.
It's driving no I feel. So here's the Jimmy Spencer
stand up okay with a message all right anyone.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
You just walk up to it and it says I
crewed up and can't I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Give me.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
A morning?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It will make showing the radio. Seven great radio stations
like wob R ninety five point three FM and Beautiful
Nag's Head, North Carolina, the Older Banks for twenty seven
years born making showing the radio and beautiful Laddle Banks.
Right now it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Well.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Well, well, the following is for men only. So ladies,
we'll give you a chance to leave the room there
now that those cows are gone, gather around, boys. There's
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five questions that a man doesn't ever want to hear
from a woman. One what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Two?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Do you love me? Three? Do I look fat?
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Four?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Do you think she's prettier than me? And five what
would you do if I died?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
What makes these questions so unpleasant is that each one
is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the
man answers incorrectly, otherwise known as telling the truth. Therefore,
as a public service, let's examine each question and provide
(15:07):
some help in giving the correct responses. Number one, what
are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course,
is why I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring,
intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to
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have you. The true answer to what are you thinking
about is probably one of the following baseball, football, How
fat you are? That little blonde in the tube cop
over there? How glad I am you're not wearing a
(15:49):
tube top. Perhaps the truest response to this question was
offered by Al Bundy, who once told peg, if I
wanted you to know what I was thinking, I'd be
talking to you. Question number two, do you love me?
(16:10):
The proper response is yes, or if your butter is
in a spling, in a sling for that moment, a
detailed answer is in order with yes, dear, yes kitten,
or yes snooky wookie wookers. Inappropriate responses include oh yeah,
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a whole butt load. Would it make you feel better
if I said yes? That depends on what you mean
by love at this point? Does it really matter? Question
(16:50):
number three do I look fat? The correct answer is,
of course not, Among the inappropriate your answers are compared
to what.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
I wouldn't call you.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Fat, but you're not exactly thin, a little extra weight
looks good on you, or my favorite, I've seen fatter.
(17:29):
Question number four, do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic of course.
Not Inappropriate responses include yes, but you have a better personality.
She's not prettier, but she's a whole lot thinner. You
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were as pretty as her when you were her age
define pretty.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Question number five, what would you do if I died?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
This is especially dangerous since it's usually asked about thirty
seconds after you turn out the lights to go to sleep.
Your best bet is to pretend you're already in a
deep slumber and.
Speaker 10 (18:23):
Didn't hear the question.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
If you're forced to answer, you something like now, honey,
don't even talk that way, or my favorite, why I'd
probably die too of a broken heart. You'll want to
avoid things like what would I do probably the freaking
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watusi before or after I bought the new boat in
the corvette? Yeah, like i'd ever get that, I'd finally
nail your buddy Susan mock my weds Gentlemen, Sooner or
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later these questions will come up, and, as the boy
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Speaker 5 (19:44):
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Faith a good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
It's a big Sean Radio Friday, first full day and
spring March twenty first, tell you about Bigfoot. Zidan's my
home state of North Carolina. Then we got Bigfoot festivals
this summer to the east and west of Charlotte, North Carolina.
John Won'billy World headquarters the Mary in North Carolina gonna
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be this. This is the fifth year there Western North
Carolina Bigfoot Festival. They see people come from all over
the country for that festival. This is August twenty third
and Mary in North Carolina and the food deals. I
think that very close to where Pokey live. They saw
that Bigfoot. Hey, beautiful half already noted that. So and
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also let's say we got another of the UARI Bigfoot Festivals.
This is the first time Bigfoot Festival. The Uarri Bigfoot
Festival will kickoff in Denton, North Carolina. That's August thirtieth
and thirty first. So you got all right, just that
same week there traverse the state having fun with Bigfoot.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
Heyam, I'm right there in the middle. Used to be
one of my nicknames.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
All right, we got okay, I feel like I'm helping.
All right, that's good. And we got our Friday Morning
Hong and John Boyd Jebber to come. That's a big
show rolling through your Friday morning. Good morning big shows
on the radio.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
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Speaker 11 (22:32):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Mister you better find yourself another line of work this one.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 13 (22:45):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Get it.
Speaker 14 (22:55):
I hate work.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I've been having a very bad name, suus.
Speaker 10 (23:07):
I don't okay, I don't need that.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
I'm just sticking.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
About.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Okay, go Monday, I go back day.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
Don't you just told me.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
She's coming back to.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
You.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Yeah? Okay, what.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, man?
Speaker 12 (24:00):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
We got to get out of here. Who does have
a light?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 11 (24:08):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work, work, work, work
work work.
Speaker 16 (24:15):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
You see he's not giving me any. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Weekend, Saturday and Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Pal, it's a brave man party.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Work all is with taste you as.
Speaker 16 (24:39):
Cool, buzz.
Speaker 15 (24:43):
Off fun.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh no, I am today, I'm having check paid work work?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
What what?
Speaker 9 (25:38):
What's?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
What's?
Speaker 14 (25:38):
What's?
Speaker 15 (25:38):
What's work? I hate work?
Speaker 13 (25:40):
I hate work, I hate what.
Speaker 17 (25:43):
I'm due?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
All right there, let's played John Boy Jeminy y'all for
the boys here would go such a joy that a
review yesterday's question we found out the unpopular pest was
found in Asia and the Soda Way owned ships made
it over here worldwide is hated. It's a rat rat
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or right? Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Why you don't need
one of these very often? But when you do, most
people just rent one. And the most popular month to
do that is in May.
Speaker 16 (26:30):
What's a girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
No, well, that's springing the may Pole. What y'all got one?
Ain't hundred? Big show?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You told?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning,
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it's to make showing the radio. We're onto your Friday,
March the twenty first. Our future track for the Make
Show bed Box. Marvin Webster has got black slang for
white people. My come in handy church for keywords black slang.
I five men there, Homie hit the bike show, bot
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dog dot com to my White Slam. Yeah, I think
got on their contest money can't get do We'll call
you all right.
Speaker 12 (27:40):
That's why.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah boy, we live across the states with John Boy jealous.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What and now your host?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
My man is trial for real?
Speaker 10 (27:53):
He all Guccie win it, but not Buccie winning.
Speaker 18 (27:57):
Boie on fleet John.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Lorn O, How to do Jackie? As I had? A
Thomas on a Greeley, Colorado, Good morning, Thomas, Good morning
John Boy.
Speaker 17 (28:19):
There jack.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
All right, sound like you and Randy might be going
someplace later A Thomas, Hey, buddy, you got first shot
at John Boydjebary this morning. Look at you coming in
hot out of Colorado. Well, you don't need one of
these very often if you're on the average, But when
you do, most people just rent one. The most popular
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month to do that is in May. What could it be?
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Thomas?
Speaker 15 (28:50):
Well, can I ask Jackie Taylor a question? Yes, you may,
Jackie Taylor. If y'all got the problem with me, I
will go round at tux.
Speaker 17 (29:00):
Seedo me First, met.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I'd like to say the problem with all three rolls
so so so, Thomas, I think you're thinking about something
about prom season or something like that. So, uh, what
are you what are you saying? What's what's your answer
to the question or your question to the answer.
Speaker 15 (29:29):
Well, then'll go, I'll go get a tux seedo.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Tuxedough is what Thomas is saying, is that it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yes, I've gotta have one to go to the drom, right,
I just gotta find a problem.
Speaker 15 (29:44):
Yeah somewhere, y'all.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We're on there, Thomas. I'll turn it back over to Jackie.
You got your bulls not headed out Colorado for you.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
I made my truck.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh damn Dale's Den number one war Eagle fan with
Auburn being the number one seed. Ye have been called
down Dale's Den, Valley, Alabama. Right on the other side,
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Good morning. That's make Shaw on the radio. Really till
your Friday, March the twenty first, and then don't thinking
about Dale's Den.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
That all right?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
We love Dal's a dog doll them up down Valley, Alabama.
Speaker 19 (31:04):
This is dale He'll at Dale's Den or truly a
place to be come and dine and meet friends. We
have a good host of atmosphere were here at the den.
We like for all of our customers. I'm back at
the Den and I'd like to thank everybody who wish
me well over the past few weeks, and we put
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up with my little staggling around. I'm back at work.
We have a lot of friends, come from a lot
of town, friends from Newland, Georgia and Atlanta, and fella
from John Boy and Billy Shoulders, the male man, he
was in the den here the other night, and we'd
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like to wish all of them well. We got one
thing I would like to say here about the people
who come to the den. Everyone is welcome, please if
you come to have a good time. But the UH
say people that we don't particularly like to come to
the den. Now, if you've got a medical conditioner, you
(32:08):
need to be in the hospital. We don't have that
typing facility here of a medical doctors or saff so
go to the hospital, don't come to the den. If
you've got a mental problem that don't allow you to
be around people, go somewhere that they can take care
of this problem. We don't have psychiatrist on call here
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to den. So if you got a drug problem that
don't allow you to be around people, or cause you
to act up while you around people, go somewhere else.
You know, we don't have the time or the patience,
and it's just not rewarded to us enough to fool
with you. So if you want to come to the
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den and you've got good sense, come on you prom welcome.
And we got so many bests of easy and the
best of actressphere here. But if you got all of
that other rigma role, head on somewhere else, cause I
don't want food with it, other cause I got too
old a food with that mess. So we try to
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pride ourselves on having a place where you can come
and sit down and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 18 (33:21):
If you don't want to be bothered, be definitely.
Speaker 19 (33:24):
That's your choice and your property.
Speaker 18 (33:27):
He had to dend, like I think all of our.
Speaker 19 (33:30):
Customers for coming and participating in the things that we do.
Speaker 18 (33:34):
He had to dend, and a pass from George of
a really rewarded and pleasures to be around to day
all he'll at day's bend, thank you and continue wal
damn ego.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Good Friday morning, the celebrating the first full day of spring,
and there's March when at first and now on read
of a drive time players ledsac.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Hello friends, you're old. Help Bert Fern here with another
liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode,
Kids Say the Darnedest Things. As our story opens, Miss
Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on the
first day of school.
Speaker 16 (34:53):
Good morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your
teacher this year. And before we start discussing the curriculum,
does anyone have any questions?
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Oh oh, yes?
Speaker 8 (35:03):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (35:03):
What's your name? My parents named me Luke because I'm.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Not so hot?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yes, Luke.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
What's your question, so your Miss Moran? Are you single?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I am?
Speaker 16 (35:14):
Anyone else oh, well, well.
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Have you ever been married?
Speaker 16 (35:17):
No, Luke, I've I've never been married. Anyone else have
a question?
Speaker 10 (35:20):
So are you just an old maid by choice? Or
are you one of those Lebanese women?
Speaker 16 (35:25):
That's a very personal question, Luke?
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Okay, Lebanese?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
It is?
Speaker 10 (35:29):
Anyone else?
Speaker 16 (35:30):
Anyone else have a question about class?
Speaker 10 (35:32):
Oh oh oh oh, Miss Brand ms Brand. Anyone else
other than Luke?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Anyone? No?
Speaker 10 (35:39):
Okay, yes, Luke.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
My dad wants to know if you're going to make
us do gender study stuff or make me box a
girl or put me in a bathroom with girls.
Speaker 16 (35:47):
No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions?
About math or English or even science.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, I have a science question, I asked my dad.
But it's kind of a second opinion. I'm looking for.
Speaker 10 (35:58):
Okay, great, this, this, this is more like it?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
All right?
Speaker 10 (36:01):
Ask away, why does an elephant have four feet?
Speaker 8 (36:05):
What?
Speaker 16 (36:05):
Why does an elephant have four feet? Well, Luke, it
could be many things. Maybe it's an intelligent design. It
might be evolution.
Speaker 10 (36:13):
That is kind of a tough question.
Speaker 16 (36:15):
So what does your dad say?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches
would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy playhouse. I don't even know what that means.
Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the
(36:37):
elephant at the children's zoos say hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
This makes you. On the radio, John Boben and Tanner
Fellners ran to Jackie and you listening.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
Hia pal, You are listening to two of the funniest
guys on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the
Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Good morning? And that will make showing the radio old.
Monday name of Pete Gone Joiner's man. Let me tell
you about that funny country music.
Speaker 9 (37:55):
Videos got goving up. I was playing it all.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
He has just a couple of minutes, And here's your
one hour alert for John Boy's Wonderful Thing Giveaway number
one hundred and thirty five. We got their reminder challenge
coin featuring the shields from five branches of the US military.
You can see it and get your name in a
hat and we'll give it away one hour right now.
O tell we gotta going on. Then it'll be our man,
(38:19):
Tom Sorenson, All Fame Sports as we head into the
first full weekend, sixty eight teams buying for the men's
college basketball National Championship. And we're gonna try to beat
the Blonde.
Speaker 9 (38:34):
Here in minutes.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Not like Big Shoe Rolls on Good Morning Big Shows
on the radio, coming up, we play beat the Blonde
for the sort of the swag from World Lawn Moors.
Click on the link at the Big Show dot com. Also,
you gonna want to go to the John Boy Billy
Facebook page and see the video of this guy. We
we gonna get ready to talk to you right now.
(38:55):
Why actually we are ready to talk to him. He's
Pete Schlegel, our buddy. Rival Fingers said, all you got
to check this guy out. And kletas st Jo and
of course you're all long time Big Show listeners, you know, Kleenus.
He's been on the he's been on the show. But
we got a great video. It's going to be on
our Facebook page. Where getting ready to play a new
song from Pete in just a second right here on
the air. And I should have him on the line
(39:16):
right here, so let him include him on the conversation.
Good morning, Pete, how are you, buddy?
Speaker 15 (39:22):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (39:23):
Good, good Friday morning.
Speaker 18 (39:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
You are the one that's going on right here? Pete?
Where tickle to introduce you to the Big Show listeners,
those that hadn't heard of you before you got it
going on? Man, let's let's let's look at your little
background first.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Now, you're Native American, Native American. Yeah, you've been married
to the same woman for thirty six years you yeah, yeah,
four children and four grandsons.
Speaker 17 (39:54):
I have Yeah, that's correct. I have to see gush.
I'm losing track now I've got I got two granddaughters too,
and four grandsons.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (40:04):
So I got six total.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Okay, well we need to update you by.
Speaker 10 (40:10):
Having him quicker than you can update.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
So also say you like to ride Harley's and you're
into old corvettes.
Speaker 17 (40:19):
I am, yeah, everything I wish I was into, like
other hobbies like yarn and stuff. You know what I mean,
Like I always picked the stuff that costs lots of money.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, and requires a lot of maintenance. Oh yeah, well I.
Speaker 17 (40:34):
Know that after thirty seven years. Well I shouldn't say that.
That's not true. Thirty seven years of married Saul been bliss,
So that's not true. No, no maintenance there.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
So I gotta ask you about the tune. By the way,
it was our new favorite song. We can't get out
of our heads. We're going around. It takes lick her
to like her. That is the video that we're gonna
put on the John Boy Billy Facebook page. So obviously
you were living vicariously through someone else.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I am.
Speaker 17 (41:05):
Uh, you know, that's an older song. You know we
got we had the glasses song with Cleatus that you
mentioned earlier.
Speaker 15 (41:12):
And I don't know when.
Speaker 17 (41:13):
People will go, oh, that's the liquor likeer guy, and uh,
then they start putting two and two together, but yeah,
that's an older song, but yeah it's it's you know,
in a streaming world. That's my still my number one
streaming song.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I know, especially gonna go hit some old guys like me.
I'm just fighting it.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
That's awesome. And we're gonna play the song Glasses and
Clayton State doing a cameo on your video. What tell
us about the song that we're gonna play on the air. First,
about Glasses Pete, the Glass of song.
Speaker 17 (41:44):
I wrote it at the time when everybody was doing
social media stuff because of COVID, and I was squinting
one day and I had one of my fans tell me,
I think you need glasses Pete. I talked to a
co writer and he said, I got a great idea,
and then we just started writing this. Of course, made
the video and and uh we thought, well, let's let's
(42:05):
get somebody like Cletus T. Judge because he likes fun projects.
You that's actually my wife in the video. She's the
dent or not the dentist, eye doctor. And that's my son.
That's my youngest son that gets the black eye in
the video. And uh so it's kind of a family affair.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Some of that.
Speaker 17 (42:23):
That's one of my old corvettes that you'll see in
that video as well.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Wow, you just saved money all over the place.
Speaker 12 (42:30):
I did.
Speaker 17 (42:32):
It was a it was a low budget video. Nobody
got paid, even myself.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I didn't get paid. It's a good video, it is,
it really is, it really is. So we'll have to
do that too. So okay, So I'm just coming up
with a liquor to like her. So I did that
video on the Facebook page. We're going to play the
Glasses song and then and then we need to put
that on too, since I was the newer video. So Paige, Yeah, wait,
(42:57):
We're all about you, man.
Speaker 9 (42:58):
We want to get in you.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Sorry, it took me so long to find you.
Speaker 20 (43:03):
Ma'am.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
My old good friend Charlie Daniels understand you got to
open some shows for him and with David Allen, Cole,
Billy Dane, Jean Watch a Man Confederate Railroad. You have
been been around some greats, and Abiz.
Speaker 17 (43:18):
I have been very fortunate, and you know, I've lost
a couple of good friends. I toured a long time
with Darryl Singletary and I toured with Jeff Carson, and
they both have since passed on. So but yeah, I've
been I can't.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
I just been lucky.
Speaker 8 (43:31):
You know.
Speaker 17 (43:31):
It seemed like every time I turned this way, this happened.
I turned this way, and even even today, you know,
here I turned this way and I'm getting to talk
to you folks, and I'm just very blessed.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Awesome, buddy, Well, good to have you here. We'll tell
our listeners go to the John w'billy facebook page and
see the video with Lger the locker. Do we get glasses?
We're getting ready to play the Glasses song right now.
So thanks Pete, and we'll catch up real soon.
Speaker 17 (43:56):
Buddy, I appreciate you, Thank you all so much.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
All right, Pete Schlagel, here's his tune, Glasses.
Speaker 11 (44:16):
I'll check you in out at the Just Chief store.
Speaker 20 (44:19):
She was everything I wanted and a woman and more,
drop dead gorgeous, a woman of the Lord.
Speaker 11 (44:26):
Well I got up close.
Speaker 20 (44:27):
She had a mustache, saggy old breeches, and a big
old gap. That's when I really knew for sure, I
need glasses.
Speaker 12 (44:39):
What the hell is wrong with me?
Speaker 11 (44:41):
The older than I get crazy? See I need glasses.
Oh boy, we were honky talking last right and now.
Speaker 20 (45:01):
Dancing and drinking and getting real tight. That's when I
saw her on the floor. Show was saying shade over said,
how did you do? My name is Pete, she said
in minors shoe. That's when I really knew for sure.
I need glasses.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
What the hell's wrong with me?
Speaker 11 (45:23):
The older the I.
Speaker 8 (45:27):
Is she.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I need glasses.
Speaker 11 (45:50):
I was getting out of shape, so with joined a
local Jim. When I heard a lady tell her friend,
oh my, look at him.
Speaker 20 (46:00):
She got a little closer. She stopped in her tracks.
I need to Her friend said, don't find get back.
That's when I heard he said, I need glasses.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
What the hell is wrong with me?
Speaker 11 (46:15):
The owner that I get, he's redsc. I need glassssuits?
What the hell is wrong with me?
Speaker 20 (46:26):
The older that I gets redsc?
Speaker 11 (46:32):
I need glasses. I need glasses. All we all need glasses.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
There he is Peter Schlegel's glasses IDEA good work. Beat Well,
let's play beat Leblonde. You all won eight hundred big show.
You told free Line. We're going to contestant and play
next
Good more than everybody more big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
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you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Just check out my two.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on the
Big Show.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I listened to something else my own self.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Never mind, heets out.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Shogga doodle doo coming out of them.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It is the first full day of spring. It is
March the twenty first, It is Friday. Did it get
any better?
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes, it's a big show on the radio. We're gonna
be celebrating a lot of stuff on this Friday. Oh, buddy,
Rusty Wallace. It celebrate former driver the Blue Douze. We're
gonna be celebrating Bigfoot and learning about him the good
(01:39):
looking parts of the Bigfoot with two Bigfoot festivals our
home straight of North Carolina this summer. Hey have beautiful hair,
six fingers on one hand. He can be run off.
He just got a rough talking in the rough. I'll
come out here and rough all running off.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
There was.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So we got a lot to do today in this
National Memory Day. I what a great time to remember
some of our long running radio stations with a big
show on the radio. To Greenville, Spartanburg, South Carolina in
thirty two years, Greenville Newburn, North Carolina, thirty two. That's
the leaders. Augusta, Georgia and Columbus Georgia coming in with
(02:31):
thirty one years. It mud like this except me Huntsville, Alabama, Aubany, Georgia, Brunswick, Georgia, Macon, Georgia,
all thirty years celebrating thirty years with a big show
on the radio.
Speaker 9 (02:48):
So it was just saluting our.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Generation of kids grew up with a big show. Yeah right,
good y'all. Well let's get to this Friday morning. We'll
get the winning beginning. We're wait big shows on a radio.
Good morning, Big shows on a radio. All right, y'all.
We got a Happy Herd prize pack to play for.
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In or coach JBB and Timmerson off at checkout three
dates in history. This is where we'll get our categories.
(03:35):
March twenty First, we go back to seventeen forty seven.
During a violent storm at Seed, twenty two year old
English slave ship captain John Newton dramatically became a Christian.
He abandoned the slave trade and became an Anglican minister
for forty three years. He was one who compose the song
(03:55):
Amazing Grace well Man Awesome seventeen forty seven, right right
two thousand and two. Caught red handed with a duffel
bag full of liquor, cigarettes and cigars stolen from a
comedian store, a Louisiana man blamed his evil twin brother
(04:16):
after being showing surveillan's video of him breaking into the store.
That would be Franklinton. Police said the suspect did indeed
have a brother, but he was neither a twin nor evil. Finally,
it was this date. In twenty ten, twenty five year
old man from Texas received a full face transplant, the
(04:40):
first to happen in the US and happens nearly a
year after the first full face transplant occurred in Spain.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
There's been a couple since.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was twenty ten when it started. All right, well
that'll do. Let's have three categories. One eight hundred big
shows you told free Line, come on and play out
birds next. Good morning this Friday, March twenty first big
(05:28):
shows on the radio. And yeah, we got our feature
track for the make Shore bit. Bob I Bron called
Marvin Webster. He got black slang for white people. It
might help search for keywords black slang. Hit the big
box at the Big Show dot com and right now
it does win a winner again.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Schong boy, Billy to give me prizes from the Big
Prize Beer. Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
When you're playing uptors, having hurry up and gust time.
You have the best time.
Speaker 11 (06:13):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Let's say hid a record from Greenville, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (06:22):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Good morning, Ricky, Good morning, John Boy. How are you man?
We're all lost men here. Glad you made it in there, Ricky.
See if we can get you through these three categories,
get you the prize backheaded your way your third. Well,
let's do in five seconds. Give us three kinds of storms,
(06:50):
ready go, thunderstorm, hurricane, tornado, annible. All right now, riggy.
Three things you can buy at a convenience store, ready
go here, soda park, Peter chicks and for the wind.
Three things on your face, ready go, mustache, nose, eyes.
(07:16):
We'll take your word for it right away, now, buddy rocking, Ricky,
that's my money, Rocky Ricky, that's his name, winning on
the big show. That's his game. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
So close.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You ain't gonna with Jackie my boy.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Yes, sir, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Man, keep rocking, we'll do that, Rocky Ricky. Hey, what
is that, buddy? You bu catching you up on your knees,
catching up one more boil. Rusty Wallace teased by Russ
I ain't go for good morning. It's a big show
(08:34):
on the radio. Donald one of my boys down Darlington
talking about the day. Now, of course, driver the number
two car. It was Austin cedric I. Man, Russy Wallace
drove the tune was talking about that said, what Rusty
want really kind of got you into nice cars that would'
whoho the Charlotte was they were listening to the shop
(08:54):
and it turns out all the drivers kind of had
the big show on the radio in the shop, and
it turned out, yeah, Russy was winning races and Barry
Dotson is Creuchie. I got to know him through Sandwich
Construction Company where we had our ten year run of
Breakfast of Champions.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
There.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
There's all kind of offshoots that I'll go off on
all the kind of story and I'm trying to get
focused over and about the rusty driving. The number two said, yeah,
he got.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
He was winning like that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And then when earned Hart won of races and I
don't guess you're gonna talk to your boyfriend today. You
want to talk to the winner. And then it was
on and everybody. The first call they made was to
the John Boy and Milli show on Monday morning. After
they wanted the race. Who gave him to ride?
Speaker 10 (09:33):
That's that what's up set the prestige.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
So all the other drivers wanted them.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But not just I want just riding Russy's coat tails
to wonderfulness on the radio. I was there in to
help as well, like when he was having stand ups
and convenience stories like that. Well, well, let's go back.
I remember it like it was.
Speaker 12 (09:54):
Have you seen these cutouts that they have, you know
if race car drivers? Of course we're giving away one.
They ever got Rusty Wallace standing up and you walk
up to him and there's a tape and he's he
talks to you.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (10:05):
There's some kind of a motion detector, I guess, kind
of like what they have in like some burglar alarms.
It is pretty cool, but whenever anybody walks up to it,
it actually starts talking.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
This is the newest thing.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
But because listener said, well, there's a mistake, because this
must be some old tape, because Russey says he's driving
a Pontiac instead of before.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
But let's let's listen to him. Go ahead, are do
you walk up to it? And here it is.
Speaker 14 (10:23):
I am Rusty Wallace. You're used to seeing me in
my Miller Danio Draft Pontiact number two blasting around to
Charlotte Motor Speedway. Now I'm apparent at every Miller Danio
Draft trawl pack and suitcase display, don't forget to pick
up a Miller Danio Draft or Miller Danio Draft light
case for the race.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
All right, So see what's spot?
Speaker 10 (10:38):
I said, Oh, man, you know Russey's He says, pony.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
They hadn't changed it since he changed before. I said,
don't worry. I can fix it the whole.
Speaker 12 (10:45):
I got the tools, I got the talent, and I
got the time on my head, of course, so listen, see.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
What you think. All right, I'll fix it. So you're
fixed it, all right? Okay, So here's Russy Wallers stand up.
You walk up to it, and it goes like this.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
I am Rusty Wallace. You're used to seeing me in
my Miller Danio draft board number two blasting around to
Charlotte Motor Speedway. Now I'm appearing it Erbie member Daniel
draft pro pack and suitcase display. Don't forget to pick up.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
John Boy and Billy albums. You know, I'm kind of
embarrassed to be here because I'm not half the driver
that John Boy is. Wait a minute, could could you
tell the difference were Russy's voice in mine?
Speaker 13 (11:20):
You embellished it a little bit, and yeah, you can
definitely tell where your voice comes in.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Okay, all right, So well, I added, like just a
message on at the end of the message.
Speaker 12 (11:28):
Uh huh, but yeah, my voice, you know, well, okay,
after I thought you might say that like Russy's voice
is kind of speed it up a little bit on
the table, So look, I can fix it. I'll speed
my voice up a little bit. Oh okay, okay, so
maybe maybe it'll match a little bit better.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
All right, right, all right, see what you think?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Now?
Speaker 14 (11:44):
I am Rusty Wallace. You're used to seeing me in
my member Daniel draft Ford number two blasting around to
Charlotte Motor Speedway. Now I'm appearing it erbie member Daniel
draft pro pack and suitcase display. Don't forget to pick
up of John Boy and Billy albums for the race.
You know, I'm kind of embarrassed to be here because
I'm not half the driver that John Boy is.
Speaker 13 (12:05):
What do you think you sound like Alvin the chipmunks
long forgotten brother, the one they don't talk about.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Right, all right, no problem, no charge for that.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
And you know, like, wow, when I was messing around,
I found a Jimmy Spencer stand up.
Speaker 13 (12:23):
Really yeah, you know this is talking Jimmy Spencer.
Speaker 12 (12:26):
You know, Jimmy's been catching a lot of heat lately.
It's driving no I feel. So here's the Jimmy Spencer
stand up okay with a message all right anyone.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
You just walk up to it and it says I
crewed up and can't I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Give me.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
A morning?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It will make showing the radio. Seven great radio stations
like wob R ninety five point three FM and Beautiful
Nag's Head, North Carolina, the Older Banks for twenty seven
years born making showing the radio and beautiful Laddle Banks.
Right now it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Well.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Well, well, the following is for men only. So ladies,
we'll give you a chance to leave the room there
now that those cows are gone, gather around, boys. There's
(14:13):
five questions that a man doesn't ever want to hear
from a woman. One what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Two?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Do you love me? Three? Do I look fat?
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Four?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Do you think she's prettier than me? And five what
would you do if I died?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
What makes these questions so unpleasant is that each one
is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the
man answers incorrectly, otherwise known as telling the truth. Therefore,
as a public service, let's examine each question and provide
(15:07):
some help in giving the correct responses. Number one, what
are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course,
is why I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring,
intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to
(15:27):
have you. The true answer to what are you thinking
about is probably one of the following baseball, football, How
fat you are? That little blonde in the tube cop
over there? How glad I am you're not wearing a
(15:49):
tube top. Perhaps the truest response to this question was
offered by Al Bundy, who once told peg, if I
wanted you to know what I was thinking, I'd be
talking to you. Question number two, do you love me?
(16:10):
The proper response is yes, or if your butter is
in a spling, in a sling for that moment, a
detailed answer is in order with yes, dear, yes kitten,
or yes snooky wookie wookers. Inappropriate responses include oh yeah,
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a whole butt load. Would it make you feel better
if I said yes? That depends on what you mean
by love at this point? Does it really matter? Question
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number three do I look fat? The correct answer is,
of course not, Among the inappropriate your answers are compared
to what.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
I wouldn't call you.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Fat, but you're not exactly thin, a little extra weight
looks good on you, or my favorite, I've seen fatter.
(17:29):
Question number four, do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic of course.
Not Inappropriate responses include yes, but you have a better personality.
She's not prettier, but she's a whole lot thinner. You
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were as pretty as her when you were her age
define pretty.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Question number five, what would you do if I died?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
This is especially dangerous since it's usually asked about thirty
seconds after you turn out the lights to go to sleep.
Your best bet is to pretend you're already in a
deep slumber and.
Speaker 10 (18:23):
Didn't hear the question.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
If you're forced to answer, you something like now, honey,
don't even talk that way, or my favorite, why I'd
probably die too of a broken heart. You'll want to
avoid things like what would I do probably the freaking
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watusi before or after I bought the new boat in
the corvette? Yeah, like i'd ever get that, I'd finally
nail your buddy Susan mock my weds Gentlemen, Sooner or
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It's a big Sean Radio Friday, first full day and
spring March twenty first, tell you about Bigfoot. Zidan's my
home state of North Carolina. Then we got Bigfoot festivals
this summer to the east and west of Charlotte, North Carolina.
John Won'billy World headquarters the Mary in North Carolina gonna
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be this. This is the fifth year there Western North
Carolina Bigfoot Festival. They see people come from all over
the country for that festival. This is August twenty third
and Mary in North Carolina and the food deals. I
think that very close to where Pokey live. They saw
that Bigfoot. Hey, beautiful half already noted that. So and
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also let's say we got another of the UARI Bigfoot Festivals.
This is the first time Bigfoot Festival. The Uarri Bigfoot
Festival will kickoff in Denton, North Carolina. That's August thirtieth
and thirty first. So you got all right, just that
same week there traverse the state having fun with Bigfoot.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
Heyam, I'm right there in the middle. Used to be
one of my nicknames.
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And before eleven o'clock tonight.
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Mister you better find yourself another line of work this one.
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Sure, don't fix your pistol.
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It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Get it.
Speaker 14 (22:55):
I hate work.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I've been having a very bad name, suus.
Speaker 10 (23:07):
I don't okay, I don't need that.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
I'm just sticking.
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About.
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Okay, go Monday, I go back day.
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Don't you just told me.
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She's coming back to.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
You.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Yeah? Okay, what.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, man?
Speaker 12 (24:00):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
We got to get out of here. Who does have
a light?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 11 (24:08):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work, work, work, work
work work.
Speaker 16 (24:15):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
You see he's not giving me any. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Weekend, Saturday and Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Pal, it's a brave man party.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Work all is with taste you as.
Speaker 16 (24:39):
Cool, buzz.
Speaker 15 (24:43):
Off fun.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh no, I am today, I'm having check paid work work?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
What what?
Speaker 9 (25:38):
What's?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
What's?
Speaker 14 (25:38):
What's?
Speaker 15 (25:38):
What's work? I hate work?
Speaker 13 (25:40):
I hate work, I hate what.
Speaker 17 (25:43):
I'm due?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
All right there, let's played John Boy Jeminy y'all for
the boys here would go such a joy that a
review yesterday's question we found out the unpopular pest was
found in Asia and the Soda Way owned ships made
it over here worldwide is hated. It's a rat rat
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or right? Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Why you don't need
one of these very often? But when you do, most
people just rent one. And the most popular month to
do that is in May.
Speaker 16 (26:30):
What's a girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
No, well, that's springing the may Pole. What y'all got one?
Ain't hundred? Big show?
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You told?
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Free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning,
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it's to make showing the radio. We're onto your Friday,
March the twenty first. Our future track for the Make
Show bed Box. Marvin Webster has got black slang for
white people. My come in handy church for keywords black slang.
I five men there, Homie hit the bike show, bot
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dog dot com to my White Slam. Yeah, I think
got on their contest money can't get do We'll call
you all right.
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That's why.
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Yeah boy, we live across the states with John Boy jealous.
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What and now your host?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
My man is trial for real?
Speaker 10 (27:53):
He all Guccie win it, but not Buccie winning.
Speaker 18 (27:57):
Boie on fleet John.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Lorn O, How to do Jackie? As I had? A
Thomas on a Greeley, Colorado, Good morning, Thomas, Good morning
John Boy.
Speaker 17 (28:19):
There jack.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
All right, sound like you and Randy might be going
someplace later A Thomas, Hey, buddy, you got first shot
at John Boydjebary this morning. Look at you coming in
hot out of Colorado. Well, you don't need one of
these very often if you're on the average, But when
you do, most people just rent one. The most popular
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month to do that is in May. What could it be?
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Thomas?
Speaker 15 (28:50):
Well, can I ask Jackie Taylor a question? Yes, you may,
Jackie Taylor. If y'all got the problem with me, I
will go round at tux.
Speaker 17 (29:00):
Seedo me First, met.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I'd like to say the problem with all three rolls
so so so, Thomas, I think you're thinking about something
about prom season or something like that. So, uh, what
are you what are you saying? What's what's your answer
to the question or your question to the answer.
Speaker 15 (29:29):
Well, then'll go, I'll go get a tux seedo.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Tuxedough is what Thomas is saying, is that it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yes, I've gotta have one to go to the drom, right,
I just gotta find a problem.
Speaker 15 (29:44):
Yeah somewhere, y'all.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We're on there, Thomas. I'll turn it back over to Jackie.
You got your bulls not headed out Colorado for you.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
I made my truck.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh damn Dale's Den number one war Eagle fan with
Auburn being the number one seed. Ye have been called
down Dale's Den, Valley, Alabama. Right on the other side,
(30:50):
Good morning. That's make Shaw on the radio. Really till
your Friday, March the twenty first, and then don't thinking
about Dale's Den.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
That all right?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
We love Dal's a dog doll them up down Valley, Alabama.
Speaker 19 (31:04):
This is dale He'll at Dale's Den or truly a
place to be come and dine and meet friends. We
have a good host of atmosphere were here at the den.
We like for all of our customers. I'm back at
the Den and I'd like to thank everybody who wish
me well over the past few weeks, and we put
(31:26):
up with my little staggling around. I'm back at work.
We have a lot of friends, come from a lot
of town, friends from Newland, Georgia and Atlanta, and fella
from John Boy and Billy Shoulders, the male man, he
was in the den here the other night, and we'd
(31:47):
like to wish all of them well. We got one
thing I would like to say here about the people
who come to the den. Everyone is welcome, please if
you come to have a good time. But the UH
say people that we don't particularly like to come to
the den. Now, if you've got a medical conditioner, you
(32:08):
need to be in the hospital. We don't have that
typing facility here of a medical doctors or saff so
go to the hospital, don't come to the den. If
you've got a mental problem that don't allow you to
be around people, go somewhere that they can take care
of this problem. We don't have psychiatrist on call here
(32:29):
to den. So if you got a drug problem that
don't allow you to be around people, or cause you
to act up while you around people, go somewhere else.
You know, we don't have the time or the patience,
and it's just not rewarded to us enough to fool
with you. So if you want to come to the
(32:51):
den and you've got good sense, come on you prom welcome.
And we got so many bests of easy and the
best of actressphere here. But if you got all of
that other rigma role, head on somewhere else, cause I
don't want food with it, other cause I got too
old a food with that mess. So we try to
(33:15):
pride ourselves on having a place where you can come
and sit down and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 18 (33:21):
If you don't want to be bothered, be definitely.
Speaker 19 (33:24):
That's your choice and your property.
Speaker 18 (33:27):
He had to dend, like I think all of our.
Speaker 19 (33:30):
Customers for coming and participating in the things that we do.
Speaker 18 (33:34):
He had to dend, and a pass from George of
a really rewarded and pleasures to be around to day
all he'll at day's bend, thank you and continue wal
damn ego.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Good Friday morning, the celebrating the first full day of spring,
and there's March when at first and now on read
of a drive time players ledsac.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Hello friends, you're old. Help Bert Fern here with another
liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode,
Kids Say the Darnedest Things. As our story opens, Miss
Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on the
first day of school.
Speaker 16 (34:53):
Good morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your
teacher this year. And before we start discussing the curriculum,
does anyone have any questions?
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Oh oh, yes?
Speaker 8 (35:03):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (35:03):
What's your name? My parents named me Luke because I'm.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Not so hot?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yes, Luke.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
What's your question, so your Miss Moran? Are you single?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I am?
Speaker 16 (35:14):
Anyone else oh, well, well.
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Have you ever been married?
Speaker 16 (35:17):
No, Luke, I've I've never been married. Anyone else have
a question?
Speaker 10 (35:20):
So are you just an old maid by choice? Or
are you one of those Lebanese women?
Speaker 16 (35:25):
That's a very personal question, Luke?
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Okay, Lebanese?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
It is?
Speaker 10 (35:29):
Anyone else?
Speaker 16 (35:30):
Anyone else have a question about class?
Speaker 10 (35:32):
Oh oh oh oh, Miss Brand ms Brand. Anyone else
other than Luke?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Anyone? No?
Speaker 10 (35:39):
Okay, yes, Luke.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
My dad wants to know if you're going to make
us do gender study stuff or make me box a
girl or put me in a bathroom with girls.
Speaker 16 (35:47):
No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions?
About math or English or even science.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, I have a science question, I asked my dad.
But it's kind of a second opinion. I'm looking for.
Speaker 10 (35:58):
Okay, great, this, this, this is more like it?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
All right?
Speaker 10 (36:01):
Ask away, why does an elephant have four feet?
Speaker 8 (36:05):
What?
Speaker 16 (36:05):
Why does an elephant have four feet? Well, Luke, it
could be many things. Maybe it's an intelligent design. It
might be evolution.
Speaker 10 (36:13):
That is kind of a tough question.
Speaker 16 (36:15):
So what does your dad say?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches
would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy playhouse. I don't even know what that means.
Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the
(36:37):
elephant at the children's zoos say hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar.
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This makes you. On the radio, John Boben and Tanner
Fellners ran to Jackie and you listening.
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Hia pal, You are listening to two of the funniest
guys on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the
Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Good morning? And that will make showing the radio old.
Monday name of Pete Gone Joiner's man. Let me tell
you about that funny country music.
Speaker 9 (37:55):
Videos got goving up. I was playing it all.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
He has just a couple of minutes, And here's your
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You can see it and get your name in a
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O tell we gotta going on. Then it'll be our man,
(38:19):
Tom Sorenson, All Fame Sports as we head into the
first full weekend, sixty eight teams buying for the men's
college basketball National Championship. And we're gonna try to beat
the Blonde.
Speaker 9 (38:34):
Here in minutes.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Not like Big Shoe Rolls on Good Morning Big Shows
on the radio, coming up, we play beat the Blonde
for the sort of the swag from World Lawn Moors.
Click on the link at the Big Show dot com. Also,
you gonna want to go to the John Boy Billy
Facebook page and see the video of this guy. We
we gonna get ready to talk to you right now.
(38:55):
Why actually we are ready to talk to him. He's
Pete Schlegel, our buddy. Rival Fingers said, all you got
to check this guy out. And kletas st Jo and
of course you're all long time Big Show listeners, you know, Kleenus.
He's been on the he's been on the show. But
we got a great video. It's going to be on
our Facebook page. Where getting ready to play a new
song from Pete in just a second right here on
the air. And I should have him on the line
(39:16):
right here, so let him include him on the conversation.
Good morning, Pete, how are you, buddy?
Speaker 15 (39:22):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (39:23):
Good, good Friday morning.
Speaker 18 (39:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
You are the one that's going on right here? Pete?
Where tickle to introduce you to the Big Show listeners,
those that hadn't heard of you before you got it
going on? Man, let's let's let's look at your little
background first.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Now, you're Native American, Native American. Yeah, you've been married
to the same woman for thirty six years you yeah, yeah,
four children and four grandsons.
Speaker 17 (39:54):
I have Yeah, that's correct. I have to see gush.
I'm losing track now I've got I got two granddaughters too,
and four grandsons.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (40:04):
So I got six total.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Okay, well we need to update you by.
Speaker 10 (40:10):
Having him quicker than you can update.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
So also say you like to ride Harley's and you're
into old corvettes.
Speaker 17 (40:19):
I am, yeah, everything I wish I was into, like
other hobbies like yarn and stuff. You know what I mean,
Like I always picked the stuff that costs lots of money.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, and requires a lot of maintenance. Oh yeah, well I.
Speaker 17 (40:34):
Know that after thirty seven years. Well I shouldn't say that.
That's not true. Thirty seven years of married Saul been bliss,
So that's not true. No, no maintenance there.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
So I gotta ask you about the tune. By the way,
it was our new favorite song. We can't get out
of our heads. We're going around. It takes lick her
to like her. That is the video that we're gonna
put on the John Boy Billy Facebook page. So obviously
you were living vicariously through someone else.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I am.
Speaker 17 (41:05):
Uh, you know, that's an older song. You know we
got we had the glasses song with Cleatus that you
mentioned earlier.
Speaker 15 (41:12):
And I don't know when.
Speaker 17 (41:13):
People will go, oh, that's the liquor likeer guy, and uh,
then they start putting two and two together, but yeah,
that's an older song, but yeah it's it's you know,
in a streaming world. That's my still my number one
streaming song.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I know, especially gonna go hit some old guys like me.
I'm just fighting it.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
That's awesome. And we're gonna play the song Glasses and
Clayton State doing a cameo on your video. What tell
us about the song that we're gonna play on the air. First,
about Glasses Pete, the Glass of song.
Speaker 17 (41:44):
I wrote it at the time when everybody was doing
social media stuff because of COVID, and I was squinting
one day and I had one of my fans tell me,
I think you need glasses Pete. I talked to a
co writer and he said, I got a great idea,
and then we just started writing this. Of course, made
the video and and uh we thought, well, let's let's
(42:05):
get somebody like Cletus T. Judge because he likes fun projects.
You that's actually my wife in the video. She's the
dent or not the dentist, eye doctor. And that's my son.
That's my youngest son that gets the black eye in
the video. And uh so it's kind of a family affair.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Some of that.
Speaker 17 (42:23):
That's one of my old corvettes that you'll see in
that video as well.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Wow, you just saved money all over the place.
Speaker 12 (42:30):
I did.
Speaker 17 (42:32):
It was a it was a low budget video. Nobody
got paid, even myself.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I didn't get paid. It's a good video, it is,
it really is, it really is. So we'll have to
do that too. So okay, So I'm just coming up
with a liquor to like her. So I did that
video on the Facebook page. We're going to play the
Glasses song and then and then we need to put
that on too, since I was the newer video. So Paige, Yeah, wait,
(42:57):
We're all about you, man.
Speaker 9 (42:58):
We want to get in you.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Sorry, it took me so long to find you.
Speaker 20 (43:03):
Ma'am.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
My old good friend Charlie Daniels understand you got to
open some shows for him and with David Allen, Cole,
Billy Dane, Jean Watch a Man Confederate Railroad. You have
been been around some greats, and Abiz.
Speaker 17 (43:18):
I have been very fortunate, and you know, I've lost
a couple of good friends. I toured a long time
with Darryl Singletary and I toured with Jeff Carson, and
they both have since passed on. So but yeah, I've
been I can't.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
I just been lucky.
Speaker 8 (43:31):
You know.
Speaker 17 (43:31):
It seemed like every time I turned this way, this happened.
I turned this way, and even even today, you know,
here I turned this way and I'm getting to talk
to you folks, and I'm just very blessed.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Awesome, buddy, Well, good to have you here. We'll tell
our listeners go to the John w'billy facebook page and
see the video with Lger the locker. Do we get glasses?
We're getting ready to play the Glasses song right now.
So thanks Pete, and we'll catch up real soon.
Speaker 17 (43:56):
Buddy, I appreciate you, Thank you all so much.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
All right, Pete Schlagel, here's his tune, Glasses.
Speaker 11 (44:16):
I'll check you in out at the Just Chief store.
Speaker 20 (44:19):
She was everything I wanted and a woman and more,
drop dead gorgeous, a woman of the Lord.
Speaker 11 (44:26):
Well I got up close.
Speaker 20 (44:27):
She had a mustache, saggy old breeches, and a big
old gap. That's when I really knew for sure, I
need glasses.
Speaker 12 (44:39):
What the hell is wrong with me?
Speaker 11 (44:41):
The older than I get crazy? See I need glasses.
Oh boy, we were honky talking last right and now.
Speaker 20 (45:01):
Dancing and drinking and getting real tight. That's when I
saw her on the floor. Show was saying shade over said,
how did you do? My name is Pete, she said
in minors shoe. That's when I really knew for sure.
I need glasses.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
What the hell's wrong with me?
Speaker 11 (45:23):
The older the I.
Speaker 8 (45:27):
Is she.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I need glasses.
Speaker 11 (45:50):
I was getting out of shape, so with joined a
local Jim. When I heard a lady tell her friend,
oh my, look at him.
Speaker 20 (46:00):
She got a little closer. She stopped in her tracks.
I need to Her friend said, don't find get back.
That's when I heard he said, I need glasses.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
What the hell is wrong with me?
Speaker 11 (46:15):
The owner that I get, he's redsc. I need glassssuits?
What the hell is wrong with me?
Speaker 20 (46:26):
The older that I gets redsc?
Speaker 11 (46:32):
I need glasses. I need glasses. All we all need glasses.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
There he is Peter Schlegel's glasses IDEA good work. Beat Well,
let's play beat Leblonde. You all won eight hundred big show.
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