March 24, 2025 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Carl Childers learns a lesson from the boy who cried wolf.. - We’re putting the Big Show Spotlight on the fast talking Bill Silvers and featuring a bunch of his Top 10 lists.. - Hoyt and Delbert went out to a new Mexican restaurant - care to guess how it went?.. - Marvin Webster has an edition of his Tech Talk.. - Reverend Sincere and Goober pay us a visit and Ike Turner has a solution for taming even the toughest tots…
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entitled Picnic I Move up to twenty sixteen. Actor comedian
and writer Gary Shandling dies suddenly of a pulmonary embolism
at age sixty six. And that's where that was. There
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That's in your lungs. Yeah, if you throw a clot
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got to get them scans. Man, got to get them scans. Mind,
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They still could have caught that.
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shin's Abe announced the postponement of the Tokyo twenty twenty
Olympic and Paralympic Games until the summer twenty one cause
of the old COVID nineteen pandemic. Japan didn't do that
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to us. That was China.
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We turned around.
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We wanted a time in it. I got a Mama
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Dood And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
I doesn't promise to spell back to tell John Boy
the story Ali Babber and then forty thieves. He isn't right.
I was all set to do it. Don't get too
excited and go, but I can't find my pipers on it.
I reckon it was took by one of them four
their thieves, and didn't want me spilling the beans on them,
(09:04):
so instead I got the story of that little fella
who yelled wolf. I can tell you about it if
you owe me too. Sure, got a minute, all right? Then,
once upon a time there was this little fella lived
over there in one of them commonest countries. There were
lots of hills and mountains there. I think he was
(09:27):
called San Francisco. Well, sir, this little fella had him
a job of looking after a passless sheep. It wasn't
what he expected to be doing for a living after
spending all that money on doctor in school, but times
was tight. He made him a pretty good wage for
sheep watching, and them sheep was my nervous too, not
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on account of they was in San Francisco, but on
account of this old wolf that was lurking around the
countryside there. The farmers on them sheep would tell that
little communist feller keep an eye out for that wolf,
because if he lost any sheep, he was gonna plumb
whooping dog out of him. So every morning him and
(10:09):
them sheep made wander off. Summers, he'd spend ten twelve
hours a day watching them sheep, eating and pooping and
sleeping with that wolf. He never did show up. Now,
normally them wolf's is a shifty bunch. They're all over
Fairytale Land, just to huffing and puffing, the three little pigs,
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pasting little Red riding hood. Something terrible with this wolf here.
He was a mite different. He didn't hurt nobody. He'd
sit around a cave watching football game, eating potted meating
Sodie crackers, and the licking himself. He never even trying
to buite that big girl down at the dollar store.
(10:51):
He'd have brought her down, he and all his wolf friends,
they could have eaten like cakes, but that just wasn't
his way with them townfolks. They worried just the same,
that little commonist fella. He no day's worried, and he
figured he'd have a bit of sport with him. One
day when they're eating and the pooping in the sleeping
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got too boring for him, he commenced to yelling wolf Wolf.
He put a bit more into it to that. I
guess you had to be there. Well, sir, them folks
they come running from town with shotguns, and hey, fork's hollering,
what you yell wolf firm? What you yell wolf firm?
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And that little commonist fella he just laughed to beat
the band. He got lonely out there watching him sheep.
He was hankering for some company. Well, they chewed him
out pretty good for lying, But he'd been caught a
stretching the truth before, like yelling Dale Juniors winning, or
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the Panthers are going to the play, or John Boy
caught the biggest fish, that sort of thing. But it
tickled him a good bit, so he waited a week
or so and he did it again. Them folks come
are running when they found out he was just having
them on, Well, sir, they just saw rid. He laughed
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like the Dickens. Oh and he watched him walk back
to town through the field, cussing when they stepped in
a bunch of sheep and poop. Well, sir, that old
wolf come to town one day, pick up some Bongo
burgers and a bigger word of French fried potatoes from
the frosty cream. And he over hear them folks talking
about that little commoniest fella, that the hollered wolf.
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Speaker 7 (12:42):
Wolf didn't like you one bit way he saw it.
That boy was a bad mouth, and him he got
back to his cave, he started getting in a bad
way with that brown liquor. Some folks calls it hooch.
I called him brown Liquor. And the more he thought
about that boy using his good name to have sport
with folks, the matter he got. So he went looking
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for that troublemaker, and they found him. Sure enough, that
wolf come of stumbling out of him woods, just a
drunker than Dan Martin, and making a beeline for that boy,
that little commonist feller seed that wolf, and all of
a sudden the sheep weren't the only ones that pooping
in the field. He started hollering wolf Wolf, But them
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folks figured he would get to pull in their leg. Again,
the wolf was the one laughing. This time he grabbed
that little commonist Feller, tore out his throat with his
big old fangs, killed him. Moral of the story, if
we had more wolfs, we'd have a whole lot less
commonest running around cause of trouble. The end.
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Story time.
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Ever lay around a cave lick at yourself?
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Li Sack, Hello, friends, you're old pal Bert Fern here
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Today's episode, Kids Say the darnedest things. As our story opens,
Miss Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on
the first day of Ooh, good.
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Morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your teacher
this year. And before we start discussing the curriculum, does
anyone have any questions?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh, yes, yes.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
My parents name me Luke because I'm not so hot? Yes, Luke.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
What's your question?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
So your miss Moran? Are you single?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I am?
Speaker 9 (15:23):
Anyone else? Oh, well, have you ever been married? No, Luke,
I've I've never been married. Anyone else have a question?
Speaker 13 (15:30):
So so so are you just an old maid by choice?
Or are you one of those Lebanese women?
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That's a very personal question, Luke.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Okay, Lebanese? It is anyone else?
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Anyone else have a question about class?
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Oh?
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Oh oh, oh, miss brand ms Bran, anyone else other
than Luke?
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Anyone?
Speaker 9 (15:47):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Okay, yes, Luke.
Speaker 13 (15:51):
My dad wants to know if you're gonna make us
do gender study stuff or make me box a girl
or put me in a bathroom with girls.
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No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions
about math or English or even science?
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Yeah?
Speaker 13 (16:03):
I have a science question. I asked my dad. But
it's kind of a second opinion I'm looking for.
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Okay, great, this is more like it, all right?
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Ask away? Why does an elephant have four feet?
Speaker 13 (16:14):
What?
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Why does an elephant have four feet? Well, Luke, it
could be many things. Maybe it's an intelligent design. It
might be evolution. That is kind of a tough question.
So what does your dad say?
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My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches
would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy playhouse. I don't even know what that means.
Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the
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Elephant at the children's zoos say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, and you got to Big Joe on the radio.
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More chances for the wind coming up after your news
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It's a big show on the radio.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on tack and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with righty's.
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I'm Trevor on down left subad.
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Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swarming
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You keep swimming in my line and it's causing lots
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I'm a honking on my holright.
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I'm shoot you the phone.
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When you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running someone off.
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The ride.
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The day Joe, Why I thought I never.
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Never could love another?
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I'll tank up.
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I'm a cussing out your name.
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I'm you're shooting in the fire.
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I keep switching on the bride lines, but you just
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Road, driving a big show.
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Hang on, we'll
get to our Bill Silver's Monday goings. Head just a second,
let me tell you about the prize pack. We're gonna
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Playbore ten minutes and now Bill Silvers with our top ten.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Liz, it's an.
Speaker 13 (21:01):
Election year, oh joy, but it looks like another geezer
palooza come November. But one of the geezers is far
better suited for the job than the other one. So
let's make fun of the other one, shall we. That's right,
Slow Joe Biden still claiming be full of vim and
vigor when he's really full of something else. I mean,
let's face it, folks, he never was and never will
be suited to be the person pretending to be the president.
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While other people pull his strings. Oh bama, eh, excuse me,
I had a Communist in my throat. But that doesn't
mean this doddering old sack of rancid oat pulp couldn't
be gainfully employed doing something else. We know he's not
going to be a brain donor, folks, but other positions
are available now from the home office in elon Omar's husband.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Brother sock drawer, here's the top ten jobs.
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Joe Biden is better suited.
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Four.
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Number ten a doorstop. Number nine Terry Henson's diction coach
A B A B A B A B. Number eight
a crash test dummy stunt.
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Double.
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Number seven a cabbage. The texture and the color are
remarkably the same as his skin. Number six a laboratory monkey.
No offense to monkeys everywhere listening to the show. Number
five a magician. He sure made the border and my
four oh one Kate disappear. I'll tell you that right now.
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Number four Harvard University professor of plagiarism. He's copied so
many people who want to change his last name to Minolta.
Number three village idiot, John Boys off the hook. Number two,
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spokesman for the Hair Club for Men, told patients and
the number one job Joe Biden is better suited for
Donald Trump's food tester.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Too soon, All.
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Right, jam, save up another bill about an hour. Right now,
let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here
for our Monday morning question in professional poker slang. If
you're Delta Dolly Parton, these are the cards you are holding?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Is it a pair of eights?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
What y'all got?
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What eight hundred?
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Big show you told? Free line? We played John Boy
Jeopardy next, Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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It's John Boy chepany o wah and now your host,
his buddy Joe Butler lost a lot of weight on
the Dolly Parton diet.
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He said it wasn't easy, but it's sure made.
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Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean.
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He shoming cut up.
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Let's say, hey, the Jerry out of Alma, Georgia. Good morning, Jerry,
Good morning, job boy, Benny Jay, have a hanging on
a Monday morning.
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No, it could be not better.
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That's sums it up. Man with Jerry. Look at you
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Boy Jeopardy this morning. I bet you, I bet you
know this professional poker slang. If you're dealt a Dolly parton,
these are the cards you're holding.
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I had to say nine and five, John Boy, Oh
Gables is in a nine and five? Yes, I know,
I was with you.
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Tell you I thought maybe a pair of eights.
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Yeah, you know.
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This issues in the movie ninety five.
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Oh yeah, no Jo Yeah, we.
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Got it all right, Jerry, Look at you, buddy, getting
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hang on and Jack can hook you up, all right?
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All right?
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Can I give a shout out? Of course you can,
Man go home. I won't give a shout out to
my lord has saved your like always and my beautiful
wife eight years. All right, another Hallelujah, only done, Jared.
We appreciate you, buddy. All Right, y'all have a great one.
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Speaker 2 (30:41):
Right now, there's somebody answer the phone over temptation trailer.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Hey's hoy, all my life wan a fight about it?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Break or breaker? Good buddy, John Boyn bitter here, that's a.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
Big CANFORI beg on Hey, no driving, no kicking knuckles, racking,
mar mongering, he ho looking pervert?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
What's chegging?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Over and cassa dead double wie just yelling like.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
A feeling polishing off some leftover road killed stew.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
For breakfast road kills Steu.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Yeah, had Delbert's daddy Red brung home a possum yesterday
after work? You're kidding I'm serious as a bus wreck.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
So he picks up dead possums in the road and
cooks them.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, sounds kind of dangerous, hot.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Not really see Red carries him a can of bright
orange spray paint, like the one the fellers at the
power company used. Yeah, on the way to work, if
he sees the possum in the road, he paints a
stripe on it. Then on the way home, if he
sees one without a stripe, he knows she's fresh.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Did you say so?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Hey? He may be old and dumb, but he knows
good eating.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Well, well, how's Delbert?
Speaker 9 (31:42):
No?
Speaker 7 (31:42):
I tell you good.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
Boys in rough sheep. That's probably because he talked us
into going out to Casa d Pepe last night.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Tessa de Paype, that new Mexican.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Joined out on twenty three. He says, come on, here'll
be fine, I says Delbert. You know how them tequiler
shots go right to your head and food all his
messages you're digestion up, trust me. A hammered hick with
the square tain't.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Well, what do you think? He ordered a big old
plate of them bean breader. Next thing you know, he's
slamming down on Jose Quervo talk about thirty minutes for
us start working on him. All of a sudden, all
the color drains out of his head. He stumbles up
to his feet and says, I be right. Now goes
bouncing off half people at the bar on the way
to the restroom. So I'm sitting there shooting the ball
(32:30):
with this little female bartender. All of a sudden we
hear this big old Jenny klowner of a scream coming
from the back. Bartender says, what in a world? I says,
ad be delbor So we go back to talking about
thirty seconds later, here comes again. A bartender says, you
think he's okay? I said, he ain't been all the
(32:51):
way right since about nineteen eighty six. Just in here
comes again. I said, excuse me just a second, I'd
better go check on it. So I go back in
the back. I finally find Edward's sitting there all hunched
over with his breeches around his ankles. I says, deb
what's going on? He says, he was right. It run
right through me. I'm sitting here my head spinning, my
(33:12):
guts rumbling. A reach around to do a courtesy flush.
Something comes up by the commode and grass around the
butt and squeezes. I don't know what the heck's going on.
It's done it two or three times, I says, well,
three things. Number one, I told you not to overdo it.
Number two, you ain't in the bathroom, You're in the
broom closet. And number three, that ain't a toilet you're
(33:35):
sitting on, it's a momp buffet.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh manout domaties.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Yeah. In high school, he has voted most likely to say, hey,
y'all watch this. Just before he died. He means, well, though,
hey listen, not gonna run here me and senior superlatives.
This fixing to go to work. Do you want to
sink everybody else? Well, well, well you tell him, I said,
you'll know what you mean, y'all. Keep him straight up there.
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Up leaving his soul, hating the waters of the Medulla
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I'll come out here and rough talking and running.
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Speaker 13 (36:35):
Alright, Bill, Hello, fellow liberty lovers, your bosom comrade in
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all at the expense of liberals, which is just the
way we like it.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Like, they haven't had it rough enough lately.
Speaker 13 (36:46):
You could still hear the high pitchs girly screaming echoing
in the ether, and that was just from the guys. Yes,
Kablo was defeated, and defeated soundly. I haven't seen the
Democrats this angry since Lincoln freed their sleigh.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Too soon.
Speaker 13 (37:04):
I guess it didn't help that her VP pick was
a dollar store Barney the Dinosaur. Yes, she was so
badly beaten that FEMA sent her a check for seven
hundred and fifty dollars. But from what I hear, she
likes getting spanked too soon. I'm sure she'll find something
to do.
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I hear laughing.
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Cow Cheese is looking for a.
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Spokesperson and their hands just keep coming.
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I mean, if they all don't leave the country like
they promised, well, we're waiting, but don't hold your breath.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
They never keep their word because you know they're Democrats.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
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Speaker 13 (38:01):
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About an hour.
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I love you.
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Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
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Do to do?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Looking at him?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It is Monday morning?
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Is it.
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Showed up man versus nat wobble House. I'm trying to
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Tell what happens.
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Well, I sent the rest of that story, and.
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Nineteen ninety one, some one hundred cars were damaged by
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fire when Dry Grass Ignited had a cookoff sponsored by
the San Antonio Firefighters Association. It was right there to
put it out. No one was hurt, No big deal,
one hundred cars. Same thing happened to Robert earo' keene
Willie Nelson's picnic seeing on the cover of his album
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entitled Picnic I Move up to twenty sixteen. Actor comedian
and writer Gary Shandling dies suddenly of a pulmonary embolism
at age sixty six. And that's where that was. There
was around of heart there.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
That's in your lungs. Yeah, if you throw a clot
into your lungs, this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
A clot in the deal. That's why you got to
got to get them scans. Man, got to get them scans. Mind,
was a abdominal aneurysm.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
Well, different, different thing. Your your aneurysm was like a
bulge in your order, right, which could burst. This was
a clot that got into was in the blood system
and blocked the blood flow.
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They still could have caught that.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, there's there's if the
symptoms would have you know, it depends on how quickly you.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Know, as we get older, go ahead and get a test,
you know. That's that's what to do with Yeah, all right.
Move up to twenty twenty, when Japan's Prime Minister Oh
shin's Abe announced the postponement of the Tokyo twenty twenty
Olympic and Paralympic Games until the summer twenty one cause
of the old COVID nineteen pandemic. Japan didn't do that
(04:16):
to us. That was China.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh yeah, I saw that.
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John Boy and Billy to give.
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The prizes from the Big Prize being Let's go, He
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This should really be a lot of.
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Let's say hid Andrew from Limestone ten up said we.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Have a shots.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Good morning Andrew.
Speaker 11 (05:56):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
How are everybody doing?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
We're good, many glad you're in here. You got the
first shot at at that prize pack this morning.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Andrew.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You ready to go, am, ready to go.
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Let's do it.
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We'll give us three places you see grass ready to go,
football field.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Front lawn and a grateful that concert.
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Talk about that all right, Andrew, give us three comedians
ready to go.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
Let's do Gary Standling, Tim Wilson and Bill Burr.
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Man Boom boom and for the win three summer Olympic events.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Ready to go, let's do gymnastics, diving and swimming.
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And there is the line s.
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Carbon automatory in Andrew, you hang on, buddy, Jack can
hook you up.
Speaker 12 (06:52):
All right, thank you so much?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Ready to say you know, you said button buddy, when
do I?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
As you were hanging up, it was okay. You were
maybe trying to go all right there.
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Bud buddy, and buy Bundy and Bud Buddy.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
I'll do.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
That's kind of caught my attention.
Speaker 13 (07:10):
We turned around.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I said, God, you keep those ears open.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Hm hm. Good morning by shows on the radio, way
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mass communicating.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We wanted a time in it. I got a Mama
Marble out.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Of Knoxville says six thirty when she needs to wake
the kids up, and loved when I was playing Carl
Childer's story times every morning around here.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
We need to turn the radio up. Let it wake
up to a cool store. Never learned something like that, And.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So I said, all right, well, I can't one other
time you all the time, but I can make exceptions.
As Tater well, no, she's wanted to go way out
of her way for our listeners.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
And Jackie in the corner, of course fucked.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So anyway, our mama in Marrable looks.
Speaker 14 (08:31):
Dood And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
I doesn't promise to spell back to tell John Boy
the story Ali Babber and then forty thieves. He isn't right.
I was all set to do it. Don't get too
excited and go, but I can't find my pipers on it.
I reckon it was took by one of them four
their thieves, and didn't want me spilling the beans on them,
(09:04):
so instead I got the story of that little fella
who yelled wolf. I can tell you about it if
you owe me too. Sure, got a minute, all right? Then,
once upon a time there was this little fella lived
over there in one of them commonest countries. There were
lots of hills and mountains there. I think he was
(09:27):
called San Francisco. Well, sir, this little fella had him
a job of looking after a passless sheep. It wasn't
what he expected to be doing for a living after
spending all that money on doctor in school, but times
was tight. He made him a pretty good wage for
sheep watching, and them sheep was my nervous too, not
(09:48):
on account of they was in San Francisco, but on
account of this old wolf that was lurking around the
countryside there. The farmers on them sheep would tell that
little communist feller keep an eye out for that wolf,
because if he lost any sheep, he was gonna plumb
whooping dog out of him. So every morning him and
(10:09):
them sheep made wander off. Summers, he'd spend ten twelve
hours a day watching them sheep, eating and pooping and
sleeping with that wolf. He never did show up. Now,
normally them wolf's is a shifty bunch. They're all over
Fairytale Land, just to huffing and puffing, the three little pigs,
(10:31):
pasting little Red riding hood. Something terrible with this wolf here.
He was a mite different. He didn't hurt nobody. He'd
sit around a cave watching football game, eating potted meating
Sodie crackers, and the licking himself. He never even trying
to buite that big girl down at the dollar store.
(10:51):
He'd have brought her down, he and all his wolf friends,
they could have eaten like cakes, but that just wasn't
his way with them townfolks. They worried just the same,
that little commonist fella. He no day's worried, and he
figured he'd have a bit of sport with him. One
day when they're eating and the pooping in the sleeping
(11:12):
got too boring for him, he commenced to yelling wolf Wolf.
He put a bit more into it to that. I
guess you had to be there. Well, sir, them folks
they come running from town with shotguns, and hey, fork's hollering,
what you yell wolf firm? What you yell wolf firm?
(11:36):
And that little commonist fella he just laughed to beat
the band. He got lonely out there watching him sheep.
He was hankering for some company. Well, they chewed him
out pretty good for lying, But he'd been caught a
stretching the truth before, like yelling Dale Juniors winning, or
(11:58):
the Panthers are going to the play, or John Boy
caught the biggest fish, that sort of thing. But it
tickled him a good bit, so he waited a week
or so and he did it again. Them folks come
are running when they found out he was just having
them on, Well, sir, they just saw rid. He laughed
(12:20):
like the Dickens. Oh and he watched him walk back
to town through the field, cussing when they stepped in
a bunch of sheep and poop. Well, sir, that old
wolf come to town one day, pick up some Bongo
burgers and a bigger word of French fried potatoes from
the frosty cream. And he over hear them folks talking
about that little commoniest fella, that the hollered wolf.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
M.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Wolf didn't like you one bit way he saw it.
That boy was a bad mouth, and him he got
back to his cave, he started getting in a bad
way with that brown liquor. Some folks calls it hooch.
I called him brown Liquor. And the more he thought
about that boy using his good name to have sport
with folks, the matter he got. So he went looking
(13:05):
for that troublemaker, and they found him. Sure enough, that
wolf come of stumbling out of him woods, just a
drunker than Dan Martin, and making a beeline for that boy,
that little commonist feller seed that wolf, and all of
a sudden the sheep weren't the only ones that pooping
in the field. He started hollering wolf Wolf, But them
(13:28):
folks figured he would get to pull in their leg. Again,
the wolf was the one laughing. This time he grabbed
that little commonist Feller, tore out his throat with his
big old fangs, killed him. Moral of the story, if
we had more wolfs, we'd have a whole lot less
commonest running around cause of trouble. The end.
Speaker 11 (13:53):
Story time.
Speaker 14 (13:53):
He was brought to you by Hard Graves potted meat
product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven, You.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Ever lay around a cave lick at yourself?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. I'm
talking about what we got planned to do in the
show today is a bell Silver's Monday Bill will be
not gonna saying about twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 13 (14:41):
Li Sack, Hello, friends, you're old pal Bert Fern here
with another liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode, Kids Say the darnedest things. As our story opens,
Miss Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on
the first day of Ooh, good.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
Morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your teacher
this year. And before we start discussing the curriculum, does
anyone have any questions?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh, yes, yes.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
My parents name me Luke because I'm not so hot? Yes, Luke.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
What's your question?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
So your miss Moran? Are you single?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I am?
Speaker 9 (15:23):
Anyone else? Oh, well, have you ever been married? No, Luke,
I've I've never been married. Anyone else have a question?
Speaker 13 (15:30):
So so so are you just an old maid by choice?
Or are you one of those Lebanese women?
Speaker 9 (15:35):
That's a very personal question, Luke.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Okay, Lebanese? It is anyone else?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
Anyone else have a question about class?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Oh oh, oh, miss brand ms Bran, anyone else other
than Luke?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Anyone?
Speaker 9 (15:47):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Okay, yes, Luke.
Speaker 13 (15:51):
My dad wants to know if you're gonna make us
do gender study stuff or make me box a girl
or put me in a bathroom with girls.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions
about math or English or even science?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (16:03):
I have a science question. I asked my dad. But
it's kind of a second opinion I'm looking for.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Okay, great, this is more like it, all right?
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Ask away? Why does an elephant have four feet?
Speaker 13 (16:14):
What?
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Why does an elephant have four feet? Well, Luke, it
could be many things. Maybe it's an intelligent design. It
might be evolution. That is kind of a tough question.
So what does your dad say?
Speaker 13 (16:26):
My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches
would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy playhouse. I don't even know what that means.
Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the
(16:47):
Elephant at the children's zoos say.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Good morning, and you got to Big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers mart.
Speaker 15 (17:05):
Yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La Black
when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife,
and he is on Lizbeth.
Speaker 13 (17:18):
I'm listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and
Philly right there on.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
That they're big shoe woe. There's funny I guary on
Pee Good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Well, we already talked about our buddy Robert O'Keane. She
goes car Burn up Will and Nelson's picnic. Now one
just to sing along with him. My Monday morning song
that's done by Robert Earl Keen is being lying in
a big show stradio.
Speaker 16 (18:19):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Come on tack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 16 (18:26):
Sometimes on my days are filled with righty's.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm Trevor on down left subad.
Speaker 16 (18:37):
Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swarming
in my line.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You keep swimming in my line and it's causing lots
of thingnger.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I'm a honking on my holright.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I'm shoot you the phone.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
To keep switching on my bride lights, just to dem.
Speaker 16 (19:10):
When you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running someone off.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
The ride.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Never could love another?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 16 (19:34):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I'll tank up.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 16 (19:48):
To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bab.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I'm you're shooting in the fire.
Speaker 16 (20:03):
I keep switching on the bride lines, but you just
to dampton. When you're swerving all lives away, you're running
someone off the.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Road, driving a big show.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Hang on, we'll
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Playbore ten minutes and now Bill Silvers with our top ten.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Liz, it's an.
Speaker 13 (21:01):
Election year, oh joy, but it looks like another geezer
palooza come November. But one of the geezers is far
better suited for the job than the other one. So
let's make fun of the other one, shall we. That's right,
Slow Joe Biden still claiming be full of vim and
vigor when he's really full of something else. I mean,
let's face it, folks, he never was and never will
be suited to be the person pretending to be the president.
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While other people pull his strings. Oh bama, eh, excuse me,
I had a Communist in my throat. But that doesn't
mean this doddering old sack of rancid oat pulp couldn't
be gainfully employed doing something else. We know he's not
going to be a brain donor, folks, but other positions
are available now from the home office in elon Omar's husband.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Brother sock drawer, here's the top ten jobs.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Joe Biden is better suited.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Four.
Speaker 13 (21:48):
Number ten a doorstop. Number nine Terry Henson's diction coach
A B A B A B A B. Number eight
a crash test dummy stunt.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Double.
Speaker 13 (22:04):
Number seven a cabbage. The texture and the color are
remarkably the same as his skin. Number six a laboratory monkey.
No offense to monkeys everywhere listening to the show. Number
five a magician. He sure made the border and my
four oh one Kate disappear. I'll tell you that right now.
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Number four Harvard University professor of plagiarism. He's copied so
many people who want to change his last name to Minolta.
Number three village idiot, John Boys off the hook. Number two,
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spokesman for the Hair Club for Men, told patients and
the number one job Joe Biden is better suited for
Donald Trump's food tester.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Too soon, All.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Right, jam, save up another bill about an hour. Right now,
let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here
for our Monday morning question in professional poker slang. If
you're Delta Dolly Parton, these are the cards you are holding?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Is it a pair of eights?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
What y'all got?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
What eight hundred?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Big show you told? Free line? We played John Boy
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It's John Boy chepany o wah and now your host,
his buddy Joe Butler lost a lot of weight on
the Dolly Parton diet.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
He said it wasn't easy, but it's sure made.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
He shoming cut up.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Let's say, hey, the Jerry out of Alma, Georgia. Good morning, Jerry,
Good morning, job boy, Benny Jay, have a hanging on
a Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, it could be not better.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
That's sums it up. Man with Jerry. Look at you
early bird worming. You got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. I bet you, I bet you
know this professional poker slang. If you're dealt a Dolly parton,
these are the cards you're holding.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
I had to say nine and five, John Boy, Oh
Gables is in a nine and five? Yes, I know,
I was with you.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Tell you I thought maybe a pair of eights.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
This issues in the movie ninety five.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I had that song and everything. Uh huh, yeah, I'm
familiar riding that jar that you're sitting there. We had
an import from THEE Studio. I got a joke about
Joe Butler and the diet and Joe Lene Joelene John.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh yeah, no Jo Yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Got it all right, Jerry, Look at you, buddy, getting
the world a lot more's assortment of cool swag. You
hang on and Jack can hook you up, all right?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Can I give a shout out? Of course you can,
Man go home. I won't give a shout out to
my lord has saved your like always and my beautiful
wife eight years. All right, another Hallelujah, only done, Jared.
We appreciate you, buddy. All Right, y'all have a great one.
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Morning, it's a big sea on the radio. About twenty minutes.
I Bill Silver's Monday continues. Gonna have some movie titles
for Kamala Harris now that she's not gonna be president
probably ever, but we'll get to that later.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Not even up the rotor.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Right now, there's somebody answer the phone over temptation trailer.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Hey's hoy, all my life wan a fight about it?
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Break or breaker? Good buddy, John Boyn bitter here, that's a.
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Big CANFORI beg on Hey, no driving, no kicking knuckles, racking,
mar mongering, he ho looking pervert?
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What's chegging?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Over and cassa dead double wie just yelling like.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
A feeling polishing off some leftover road killed stew.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
For breakfast road kills Steu.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Yeah, had Delbert's daddy Red brung home a possum yesterday
after work? You're kidding I'm serious as a bus wreck.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
So he picks up dead possums in the road and
cooks them.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, sounds kind of dangerous, hot.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Not really see Red carries him a can of bright
orange spray paint, like the one the fellers at the
power company used. Yeah, on the way to work, if
he sees the possum in the road, he paints a
stripe on it. Then on the way home, if he
sees one without a stripe, he knows she's fresh.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Did you say so?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Hey? He may be old and dumb, but he knows
good eating.
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Well, well, how's Delbert?
Speaker 9 (31:42):
No?
Speaker 7 (31:42):
I tell you good.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
Boys in rough sheep. That's probably because he talked us
into going out to Casa d Pepe last night.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Tessa de Paype, that new Mexican.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Joined out on twenty three. He says, come on, here'll
be fine, I says Delbert. You know how them tequiler
shots go right to your head and food all his
messages you're digestion up, trust me. A hammered hick with
the square tain't.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Well, what do you think? He ordered a big old
plate of them bean breader. Next thing you know, he's
slamming down on Jose Quervo talk about thirty minutes for
us start working on him. All of a sudden, all
the color drains out of his head. He stumbles up
to his feet and says, I be right. Now goes
bouncing off half people at the bar on the way
to the restroom. So I'm sitting there shooting the ball
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with this little female bartender. All of a sudden we
hear this big old Jenny klowner of a scream coming
from the back. Bartender says, what in a world? I says,
ad be delbor So we go back to talking about
thirty seconds later, here comes again. A bartender says, you
think he's okay? I said, he ain't been all the
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way right since about nineteen eighty six. Just in here
comes again. I said, excuse me just a second, I'd
better go check on it. So I go back in
the back. I finally find Edward's sitting there all hunched
over with his breeches around his ankles. I says, deb
what's going on? He says, he was right. It run
right through me. I'm sitting here my head spinning, my
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guts rumbling. A reach around to do a courtesy flush.
Something comes up by the commode and grass around the
butt and squeezes. I don't know what the heck's going on.
It's done it two or three times, I says, well,
three things. Number one, I told you not to overdo it.
Number two, you ain't in the bathroom, You're in the
broom closet. And number three, that ain't a toilet you're
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sitting on, it's a momp buffet.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
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Yeah. In high school, he has voted most likely to say, hey,
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hey listen, not gonna run here me and senior superlatives.
This fixing to go to work. Do you want to
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you'll know what you mean, y'all. Keep him straight up there.
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I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent by the
heat of the Launderman fan leaving this soul.
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I'll come out here and rough talking and running.
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Speaker 13 (36:35):
Alright, Bill, Hello, fellow liberty lovers, your bosom comrade in
freedom is here to entertain and elucidate you, once again,
all at the expense of liberals, which is just the
way we like it.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Like, they haven't had it rough enough lately.
Speaker 13 (36:46):
You could still hear the high pitchs girly screaming echoing
in the ether, and that was just from the guys. Yes,
Kablo was defeated, and defeated soundly. I haven't seen the
Democrats this angry since Lincoln freed their sleigh.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Too soon.
Speaker 13 (37:04):
I guess it didn't help that her VP pick was
a dollar store Barney the Dinosaur. Yes, she was so
badly beaten that FEMA sent her a check for seven
hundred and fifty dollars. But from what I hear, she
likes getting spanked too soon. I'm sure she'll find something
to do.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
I hear laughing.
Speaker 6 (37:22):
Cow Cheese is looking for a.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Spokesperson and their hands just keep coming.
Speaker 13 (37:30):
But don't worry. Her legacy will be protected by Hollywood.
I mean, if they all don't leave the country like
they promised, well, we're waiting, but don't hold your breath.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
They never keep their word because you know they're Democrats.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
No, they'll do their best to portray her brave journey
from her humble beginnings in poor middle class families to
her imaginary job at McDonald's, all the way to getting
power slammed by the bad Orange Man.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Don't you love a happy ending? So here it is
from the Home Office.
Speaker 13 (38:01):
In the pante drawer of Barack Obama's linger a closet
comes today's top ten list. The top ten movie titles
for the Kamala Harris biopic Number ten, Day of the Cackle,
number nine, eight Million Ways to Lose, Number eight, cry Hard,
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number seven, Billion Dollar, Cry Baby, number six, Throw Houchi
Mama from the Train, Number five, So I Married a Communist?
Number four, Despicable She number three, White House Downer, number two,
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The Good, the Bad, and the Unelectable, And the number
one title for the Kamala Harris biopic, Missus Harris Almost
Goes to Washington, not one.
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About an hour.
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I love you.
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