March 24, 2025 • 32 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Carl Childers learns a lesson from the boy who cried wolf.. - We’re putting the Big Show Spotlight on the fast talking Bill Silvers and featuring a bunch of his Top 10 lists.. - Hoyt and Delbert went out to a new Mexican restaurant - care to guess how it went?.. - Marvin Webster has an edition of his Tech Talk.. - Reverend Sincere and Goober pay us a visit and Ike Turner has a solution for taming even the toughest tots…
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Speaker 1 (00:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It is Monday, March the twenty fourth, got a big
show on the radio with our future track from the
Big Show bit Box, I Turn it presents Taser todd
search for keyword Taser at the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com. Clinging on their contest Bunny who
can't get through?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What all?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You won't let me the blind we make that happened
to let's be not contestant? Out of Duncan, South Carolina.
It's Angela. Good morning Angelo. Hey we all somebody welcome
in here. All right, We're gonna ask Tata some questions.
You agree or disagree, Get two males for two buzzers
(01:06):
and you win big old prize pack huldy. Okay, well, Tayer,
they call themselves jocketts.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Who are they?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
They are the male rockets.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Rockets now.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That sounds right, I.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Know, but I know that they are the female jockeys.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So you know they're female jockeys.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's what Tator says. Jocketts are Angela, agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm gonna agree, and that was they gonna do. Yes,
female jockeys.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
There you go get little horseman, alrighty want more bail
to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Tayler.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
According to the experts, they should always be stored with
the broad end up.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
What are their referring to.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
The Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That make a mean bicycle rat that is how you
see most of them.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, but I think these experts we're talking about vegetables.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Vegetables, you should store vegetables with the broad end up.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Angela, do you agree? Agreed? You agree with that?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Eggs eggs with the broad end up.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
There's a broad egg on a.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, a little trigger learning there. You got chickens, like
before you refrigerate your eggs, just turn them over every
every twenty four hours every day, like they're one way,
and then you turn them over the other twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, once you refrigerate them. Said, it doesn't matter. But
I guess you know broad end up if you store.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, you're the farmer.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They're good eggs.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Al azee, we are still looking for one more bell,
all right, Tayter.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Here you are. You are a seventy one year old man.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, and you find that you're not as interested in
sex as you used to be. Not does your doctor
have anything that might help?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, but his nurse does.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Look at you make a good, seventy one year old
man get off by lawn.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I yes he does have something to help this gentleman out.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes he does, Angela, nonely specific, but yes, so agree
or disagree? I agree, and God your doctor gonna happen, happy, happy,
one way. Testosterone injections might help right here?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, all right, ANGELA.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products heading to you,
Diamond Duncan.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
All right, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
All right, you ready for your news?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And then and then Randy, okay, rock all right running.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Or you have to quit doing that. I'm your news
right now, robbing on the other side. H good morning.
(05:02):
Listen big seon the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Hello. I'm Marvin Webster, cable TV technician and broadband Internet specialist,
and this is tech talk. Recently, an older relative of
mine decided, for some ungodly reason, they needed a new
cell phone. Somehow, they ended up at the Verizon store
without proper supervision and replaced their perfectly good flip phone
(05:28):
with a modern smartphone that includes apps to make the
situation worse. One of those apps is Facebook. My older
relative called to inform me of their unauthorized upgrades and
said quote, can you help me get on Facebook? I
don't mind telling you I started sweating like Jesse Schmilette
(05:49):
being interviewed by the Chicago Police depart on Facebook can
be a baffling challenge for older people, much like everything
else in their life at this point, helping old old
person get on Facebook. As a prominent Internet expert once said,
ain't nobody got time for that? Well, sometimes you just
(06:09):
can't avoid it. So if an older relative asks you
for set up support with a social media account, tech
talk is here to help with our quick start guide
to setting up Facebook.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
For old people. There are four easy steps.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Step one, when you hear the phrase can you help
me get on Facebook? Ask them to repeat the question
because you're in a spot with bad cell phone reception
about having trouble hearing them. Step two, while the older
relative is talking, rub your phone on your bridges leg
to simulate the static interference of a bad cell phone signal.
(06:47):
Step three, hang up the damn phone. Step four. If
your older relative calls back, send the call directly to voicemails.
Repeat these steps until the older relative gives up and
calls somebody. This may sound a bit harsh, but believe me,
you're doing your older relative and yourself a big favor.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
A recent study found that an estimated.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
One percent of old people ain't got no damn business
being on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The reason is simple.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Facebook is a service designed to help teenage girls share
badly retouched digital photos and adults to consume made up
news and ignorant ass opinions in exchange for vast amounts
of personal information such as their home addresses, credit card numbers,
and passwords. Sound good because it is not exactly, but
(07:42):
there are much easier and quicker ways for an old
person to access most of the important features of a
Facebook account. If your relative wants to keep up with
what's going on with the family, invite them to Sunday
dinner at Mama's house. They can get real time status
updates from the actual family members. If they love gossip,
(08:04):
they can pick up way more unflattering family secrets in
a ten minute post Neil chat with cousin Denise. And
to recreate Facebook's unauthorized sharing of personal information with third parties,
simply leave a wallet or pocketbook unattended for two minutes
in the presence of a no count cousin or nephew
(08:25):
and that's all there is to it. In just twelve minutes,
your older relative has recreated the experience of Facebook in
a fraction of the time it would take to set
up an actual account. And that's it for this edition
of tech Talk till next time. This is Marvin Webster
reminding you turn it off and turn it back on again.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Good morning bike shows on the radio, Nags and final
Top ten Lass and Bill Sommers, backs and songs for
Joe Biden, and a couple of rounds of wordy words.
Right now it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Well, well, well, the following is for men only, So ladies,
we'll give you a chance to leave the room there
now that those cows are gone, Gather around, boys. There's
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five questions that a man doesn't ever want to hear
from a woman. One what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Two? Do you love me? Three?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Do I look fat?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Four?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Do you think she's prettier than me? And five what
would you do if I died? What makes these questions
so unpleasant is that each one is guaranteed to explode
into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly, otherwise
(10:40):
known as telling the truth. Therefore, as a public service.
Let's examine each question and provide some help in giving
the correct responses. Number one, what are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is I was
just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent
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woman you are and how lucky I am to have you.
The true answer to what are you thinking about? Is
probably one of the following baseball, football, How fat you are?
That little blonde in the tube cop over there? How
(11:30):
glad I am you're not wearing a tube top. Perhaps
the truest response to this question was offered by Al Bundy,
who once told peg, if I wanted you to know
what I was thinking, I'd be talking to you. Question
number two, do you love me? The proper response is
(11:54):
yes or if your butter's in a spring in a
sling for that moment a detail he answer is in
order with yes, dear, yes.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Kitten, or yes snooky wookie wookers.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Inappropriate responses include oh yeah, a whole buttload? Would it
make you feel better if I said yes? That depends
on what you mean by love at this point?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Does it really matter?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Question number three? Do I look fat? The correct answer is,
of course not. Among The inappropriate answers are compared.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
To what.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin,
A little extra weight looks good on you, or my favorite,
i've seen fatter. Question number four, do you think she's
(13:15):
prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an
emphatic of course. Not Inappropriate responses include yes, but you
have a better personality. She's not prettier, but she's a
whole lot thinner. You were as pretty as her when
(13:39):
you were her age.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Define pretty.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Question number five, what would you do if I died?
This is especially dangerous since it's usually asked about thirty
seconds after you turn out the lights to go to sleep.
Your best bet is to pretend you're already in a
deep slumber and didn't hear the questions. If you're forced
(14:09):
to answer, you something like now, honey, don't even talk
that way, or my favorite, why i'd probably die too
of a broken heart, you'll want to avoid things like
what would I do probably the freaking watusi before or
(14:35):
after I bought the new boat in the corvette? Yeah,
like I'd ever get that lucky. I'd finally nail your
buddy Susan Mark my words, gentlemen, Sooner or later these
(14:56):
questions will come up, and, as the boy Scouts.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Say, be pre pan.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
This has been a public affairs presentation of the John
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Speaker 7 (15:28):
Ut Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Of buttermilk, and crawl under a birdskin rug.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Why do I have to listen to that John Boy
person and Billy whoever on that noisy Big show button, Mama,
(16:21):
Good morning.
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Twenty nine years.
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Your temper sent off a check out, hang on when
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Speaker 2 (17:52):
You Monday morning, March twenty four, Big Shows on the Radio,
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Speaker 1 (17:59):
I can turn it percent taser time. Let me kids
around will scare him later. Right now, let's fly Awa.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Everybody's head about the bedwhere don't word anywhere.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Let's meet the contestant. We got Steve from Donaldson, Tennessee.
Come on to Steve, Hey, b alright, they're my team mate.
And then we got Chris out of Columbia, South Carolina.
Come on it, Christ jobs a little short? Hey all right?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
So John Moore, Steve Tayter and Chris Two rounds random words.
Welcome boys.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
All right, so uh, Tucker, you and Chris relax, Me
and Steve gon try to give you something to shoot for.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
All right, Steve you ready, body, let's go for it.
All right, to start the clock. Now take my blank
with a camera. Here, take my picture. Yeah, uh huh.
The opposite of left is right. Uh huh uh.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
This is white stuff that comes down in the winter
from the sky. Yeah, rhyme's with it. The opposite of
stop is.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Have you got any spare blank? Not a dollar but spange?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Uh huh, Hey, life down on the blank my booger brands.
I raised corn cows on the what branch? On the ranch? No,
though you were right, I gave your wrong clue. Where
are we?
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That was a five on the board. Good work on
your Steve.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Let's see what Tater and Chris can do for their
round one? All right, Chris, you ready, buddy? Yes, sir, okay, and.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Go old McDonald had a what?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yes? Hey, uh you have a sedan?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
You drive a what? Yeah? The opposite of small.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
Big nah you you?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yes, you might take the kids to go play in
the what they've got swings and grass? And yes, a
dog wags his what yeah you do you you have
a book?
Speaker 9 (20:20):
You need to do?
Speaker 10 (20:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
All right? Well, good work, y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Put a six on the board to take the lead
by one of six or five. All right, Steve, here
we go for round two. Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You ready, all right, Dan, let's go. Okay, start the
clock now, Oh, hand me that book. I'm going to
read you a what read you?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, I wear an extra large that is my blank yeah,
uh huh.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
The ocean is made of what uh huh of the
daily watt or e blank? When you get at the
postal service delivers your what yeah uh huh?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Your house? You need to do this with a buck
in the brush blanket? Yeah, all right, So we put
a five on a five a ten score now Chris
and Taylor, four will time? Five will win it. No,
you got the tools. Let's see if you got the talent. Okay, Chris?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You ready? Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
All right, all right.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
And go first place in the Olympics. You get what
kind of metal metal? You do this with one eye?
You might blanket the girl, you know a little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, uh, turn the page blank or or or or
or you don't go under you go o, yes, this
is it comes after second place, third tied up. This
is the color of daffodils or the sun yellow.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Or yellow, the wind, the buzz or no, oh no,
griz and you man did enough stay when came up
A little short buddy, But you can try again anytime.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
We'll make sure that had.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
All right, congratulations Chrin.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I got an idea for you, John Broy What you
got I would like to do?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Y'all like it?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah? Go ahead?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Uh three dog night, elis coming, call it, Elon's coming.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Elon's coming. All Elon, muss you better hide you frog.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, man, they had some.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
A you were randy and come up with Her'll take
care of That's the closest we've come to a meeting
in about seven years.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Hey Chris down in Columbia, you got a happy heard
pack mangratulations on you win.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Good morning. I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
It is bit request time from longo Jeff Nelson not Offenchley, Virginia.
All right, let's see what Jeff says A longtime listener.
Exclamatory point. Can we hear Reven goog? But question mark?
Thanks another one you got it Jeff coming up next
(24:01):
Good morning, and it's to be show on the radio.
Long time listener Jeff Nelson offentually Virginia gets his request
right now.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Breath, that's all.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
That's all for the good money that John Burns, Billy
Randy Property rayfo foo, Hey Jackie, you can good as usual?
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Speaker 11 (24:23):
I'm sorry very earnestly since Si Hall, Well, summertime has
finally come.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
It's vacation season.
Speaker 11 (24:29):
A lot of people missing Sunday morning service because they
out of town, which means, of course a lot of
sermons on tithing for the people that remain at the
Blessed Whole Baptist Shirt And I got to think little
Todd Jackson from the upper Elementary Sunday School class, he
gave me a wonderful illustration for last Sunday sermon. Here
it is a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar
bill Randy to each other on the street one day.
(24:50):
The one dollar bill says, hey, I ain't seen you
right here much at any where you being. The one
hundred dollar bill says, well, I be kind of busy.
I went over to the mall the other day. Then
I went to a baseball game, took a trip out
to Las Vegas, it all went down to Bahamas on
a cruise. I been, uh, kind of busy this summer.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
What you've been doing. And the one dollar bill says, oh,
you know, same old thing. Church church, church, church, church,
that's so hard on what the Bible calls unrighteous mammon.
Speaker 11 (25:16):
But I've tried to encourage you people on a one
to one basis in the congregation, and unfortunately.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
It ain't happening. I'm happening to bet now.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
For example, over there, I'm ending the old cuckoo Johnson
n the food Jeannie kind of button on him. I said, Cuckoo,
I just want to remind you giving this down at
the church, every little bit helps. Cucko says, well, Rap,
I'd like to help you out, but some of the
monthly payments are putting a hurt on me right now.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
I said, well, I'm.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Glad to hear you keeping up with your debts, but
don't forget you also got a debt that you owe
to the Lord.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
And Cucko says, yeah, I know, but he ain't pushing
me like these other girls. Speaking of past dude. Notice
is from the lords and jumping. Yeah, it's googling right
right by.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Turn that job bob bea raight jockie, rapping right off. pH,
I got some goods for y'all, some good I start off.
Three drunk guys comes stumbling down the street about two
o'clock in the morning. Hey goa walk up to a
front yard of the house. They start hollering, Hey, wake
up and dire, we need help. The woman sticks her
head out the windness, says, what do you idiots?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Won't?
Speaker 10 (26:13):
One of drug says, are you missus Jackson? Woman says, yeah,
what drug says?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Will you come down here.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
And pick out which one of us is mister Jackson?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So the rest of us can go home?
Speaker 9 (26:24):
All right?
Speaker 10 (26:24):
It's drunk guy walks into a bar. If you keep
it scoring home, we're at four drunk guys so far.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
All right.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Drunk guy walks his these A woman sitting there walks up.
Kissers are right old? A mouth wobban balls up her fist.
Wats a drunk guy right in the head. He says, sorry,
may you look just like my wife? wOBA says, get
away from me. A steak and slobbery and drunk. The
guy says, wow, you even sound just like my wife.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
This feller went to the Museum of a Natural History
in New York City. Want to see some dinosaur skeletons.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
He walked in. There's a big old t Rex skeleton.
He goes over.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Security guard says, man, that's yours, a maid looking critter.
How dire bowls anyway? Guard says they're fifty biggin and
three years old. Ben says, well, that's my the accurate.
How you know they're exactly that old? Guard says, well,
this scientist was here on time told me they was
fifty billion years old, and that was three years ago.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Hang on, hold, we'll go down here. Let's got ram down.
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a Tot and Juby Jol, although entertaining, are not toys
not for use on prisoners or detainees. I Turner not
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responsible for any damages or pain and suffering, So back off.
Jack Taser Tot and Jubie Joel fast effective head, Let's
face it.
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It is Monday, March the twenty fourth, got a big
show on the radio with our future track from the
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Big Show dot com. Clinging on their contest Bunny who
can't get through?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What all?
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You won't let me the blind we make that happened
to let's be not contestant? Out of Duncan, South Carolina.
It's Angela. Good morning Angelo. Hey we all somebody welcome
in here. All right, We're gonna ask Tata some questions.
You agree or disagree, Get two males for two buzzers
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and you win big old prize pack huldy. Okay, well, Tayer,
they call themselves jocketts.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Who are they?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
They are the male rockets.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Rockets now.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That sounds right, I.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Know, but I know that they are the female jockeys.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So you know they're female jockeys.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's what Tator says. Jocketts are Angela, agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm gonna agree, and that was they gonna do. Yes,
female jockeys.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
There you go get little horseman, alrighty want more bail
to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Tayler.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
According to the experts, they should always be stored with
the broad end up.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
What are their referring to.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
The Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That make a mean bicycle rat that is how you
see most of them.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, but I think these experts we're talking about vegetables.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Vegetables, you should store vegetables with the broad end up.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Angela, do you agree? Agreed? You agree with that?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Eggs eggs with the broad end up.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
There's a broad egg on a.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, a little trigger learning there. You got chickens, like
before you refrigerate your eggs, just turn them over every
every twenty four hours every day, like they're one way,
and then you turn them over the other twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, once you refrigerate them. Said, it doesn't matter. But
I guess you know broad end up if you store.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, you're the farmer.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They're good eggs.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Al azee, we are still looking for one more bell,
all right, Tayter.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Here you are. You are a seventy one year old man.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, and you find that you're not as interested in
sex as you used to be. Not does your doctor
have anything that might help?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, but his nurse does.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Look at you make a good, seventy one year old
man get off by lawn.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I yes he does have something to help this gentleman out.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes he does, Angela, nonely specific, but yes, so agree
or disagree? I agree, and God your doctor gonna happen, happy, happy,
one way. Testosterone injections might help right here?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, all right, ANGELA.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products heading to you,
Diamond Duncan.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
All right, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
All right, you ready for your news?
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And then and then Randy, okay, rock all right running.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Or you have to quit doing that. I'm your news
right now, robbing on the other side. H good morning.
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Listen big seon the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Hello. I'm Marvin Webster, cable TV technician and broadband Internet specialist,
and this is tech talk. Recently, an older relative of
mine decided, for some ungodly reason, they needed a new
cell phone. Somehow, they ended up at the Verizon store
without proper supervision and replaced their perfectly good flip phone
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with a modern smartphone that includes apps to make the
situation worse. One of those apps is Facebook. My older
relative called to inform me of their unauthorized upgrades and
said quote, can you help me get on Facebook? I
don't mind telling you I started sweating like Jesse Schmilette
(05:49):
being interviewed by the Chicago Police depart on Facebook can
be a baffling challenge for older people, much like everything
else in their life at this point, helping old old
person get on Facebook. As a prominent Internet expert once said,
ain't nobody got time for that? Well, sometimes you just
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can't avoid it. So if an older relative asks you
for set up support with a social media account, tech
talk is here to help with our quick start guide
to setting up Facebook.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
For old people. There are four easy steps.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Step one, when you hear the phrase can you help
me get on Facebook? Ask them to repeat the question
because you're in a spot with bad cell phone reception
about having trouble hearing them. Step two, while the older
relative is talking, rub your phone on your bridges leg
to simulate the static interference of a bad cell phone signal.
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Step three, hang up the damn phone. Step four. If
your older relative calls back, send the call directly to voicemails.
Repeat these steps until the older relative gives up and
calls somebody. This may sound a bit harsh, but believe me,
you're doing your older relative and yourself a big favor.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
A recent study found that an estimated.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
One percent of old people ain't got no damn business
being on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The reason is simple.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Facebook is a service designed to help teenage girls share
badly retouched digital photos and adults to consume made up
news and ignorant ass opinions in exchange for vast amounts
of personal information such as their home addresses, credit card numbers,
and passwords. Sound good because it is not exactly, but
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there are much easier and quicker ways for an old
person to access most of the important features of a
Facebook account. If your relative wants to keep up with
what's going on with the family, invite them to Sunday
dinner at Mama's house. They can get real time status
updates from the actual family members. If they love gossip,
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they can pick up way more unflattering family secrets in
a ten minute post Neil chat with cousin Denise. And
to recreate Facebook's unauthorized sharing of personal information with third parties,
simply leave a wallet or pocketbook unattended for two minutes
in the presence of a no count cousin or nephew
(08:25):
and that's all there is to it. In just twelve minutes,
your older relative has recreated the experience of Facebook in
a fraction of the time it would take to set
up an actual account. And that's it for this edition
of tech Talk till next time. This is Marvin Webster
reminding you turn it off and turn it back on again.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Good morning bike shows on the radio, Nags and final
Top ten Lass and Bill Sommers, backs and songs for
Joe Biden, and a couple of rounds of wordy words.
Right now it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Well, well, well, the following is for men only, So ladies,
we'll give you a chance to leave the room there
now that those cows are gone, Gather around, boys. There's
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five questions that a man doesn't ever want to hear
from a woman. One what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Two? Do you love me? Three?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Do I look fat?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Four?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Do you think she's prettier than me? And five what
would you do if I died? What makes these questions
so unpleasant is that each one is guaranteed to explode
into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly, otherwise
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known as telling the truth. Therefore, as a public service.
Let's examine each question and provide some help in giving
the correct responses. Number one, what are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is I was
just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent
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woman you are and how lucky I am to have you.
The true answer to what are you thinking about? Is
probably one of the following baseball, football, How fat you are?
That little blonde in the tube cop over there? How
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glad I am you're not wearing a tube top. Perhaps
the truest response to this question was offered by Al Bundy,
who once told peg, if I wanted you to know
what I was thinking, I'd be talking to you. Question
number two, do you love me? The proper response is
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yes or if your butter's in a spring in a
sling for that moment a detail he answer is in
order with yes, dear, yes.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Kitten, or yes snooky wookie wookers.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Inappropriate responses include oh yeah, a whole buttload? Would it
make you feel better if I said yes? That depends
on what you mean by love at this point?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Does it really matter?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Question number three? Do I look fat? The correct answer is,
of course not. Among The inappropriate answers are compared.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
To what.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin,
A little extra weight looks good on you, or my favorite,
i've seen fatter. Question number four, do you think she's
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prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an
emphatic of course. Not Inappropriate responses include yes, but you
have a better personality. She's not prettier, but she's a
whole lot thinner. You were as pretty as her when
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you were her age.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Define pretty.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Question number five, what would you do if I died?
This is especially dangerous since it's usually asked about thirty
seconds after you turn out the lights to go to sleep.
Your best bet is to pretend you're already in a
deep slumber and didn't hear the questions. If you're forced
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to answer, you something like now, honey, don't even talk
that way, or my favorite, why i'd probably die too
of a broken heart, you'll want to avoid things like
what would I do probably the freaking watusi before or
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after I bought the new boat in the corvette? Yeah,
like I'd ever get that lucky. I'd finally nail your
buddy Susan Mark my words, gentlemen, Sooner or later these
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questions will come up, and, as the boy Scouts.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Say, be pre pan.
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Boy and Billy Big Show, helping regular guys cover their
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Show on the radio. More chance for you to win.
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Ut Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
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Of buttermilk, and crawl under a birdskin rug.
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Why do I have to listen to that John Boy
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You Monday morning, March twenty four, Big Shows on the Radio,
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I can turn it percent taser time. Let me kids
around will scare him later. Right now, let's fly Awa.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Everybody's head about the bedwhere don't word anywhere.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Let's meet the contestant. We got Steve from Donaldson, Tennessee.
Come on to Steve, Hey, b alright, they're my team mate.
And then we got Chris out of Columbia, South Carolina.
Come on it, Christ jobs a little short? Hey all right?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
So John Moore, Steve Tayter and Chris Two rounds random words.
Welcome boys.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
All right, so uh, Tucker, you and Chris relax, Me
and Steve gon try to give you something to shoot for.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
All right, Steve you ready, body, let's go for it.
All right, to start the clock. Now take my blank
with a camera. Here, take my picture. Yeah, uh huh.
The opposite of left is right. Uh huh uh.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
This is white stuff that comes down in the winter
from the sky. Yeah, rhyme's with it. The opposite of
stop is.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Have you got any spare blank? Not a dollar but spange?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Uh huh, Hey, life down on the blank my booger brands.
I raised corn cows on the what branch? On the ranch? No,
though you were right, I gave your wrong clue. Where
are we?
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That was a five on the board. Good work on
your Steve.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Let's see what Tater and Chris can do for their
round one? All right, Chris, you ready, buddy? Yes, sir, okay, and.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Go old McDonald had a what?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yes? Hey, uh you have a sedan?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
You drive a what? Yeah? The opposite of small.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
Big nah you you?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yes, you might take the kids to go play in
the what they've got swings and grass? And yes, a
dog wags his what yeah you do you you have
a book?
Speaker 9 (20:20):
You need to do?
Speaker 10 (20:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
All right? Well, good work, y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Put a six on the board to take the lead
by one of six or five. All right, Steve, here
we go for round two. Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You ready, all right, Dan, let's go. Okay, start the
clock now, Oh, hand me that book. I'm going to
read you a what read you?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, I wear an extra large that is my blank yeah,
uh huh.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
The ocean is made of what uh huh of the
daily watt or e blank? When you get at the
postal service delivers your what yeah uh huh?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Your house? You need to do this with a buck
in the brush blanket? Yeah, all right, So we put
a five on a five a ten score now Chris
and Taylor, four will time? Five will win it. No,
you got the tools. Let's see if you got the talent. Okay, Chris?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You ready? Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
All right, all right.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
And go first place in the Olympics. You get what
kind of metal metal? You do this with one eye?
You might blanket the girl, you know a little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, uh, turn the page blank or or or or
or you don't go under you go o, yes, this
is it comes after second place, third tied up. This
is the color of daffodils or the sun yellow.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Or yellow, the wind, the buzz or no, oh no,
griz and you man did enough stay when came up
A little short buddy, But you can try again anytime.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
We'll make sure that had.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
All right, congratulations Chrin.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I got an idea for you, John Broy What you
got I would like to do?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Y'all like it?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah? Go ahead?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Uh three dog night, elis coming, call it, Elon's coming.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Elon's coming. All Elon, muss you better hide you frog.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, man, they had some.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
A you were randy and come up with Her'll take
care of That's the closest we've come to a meeting
in about seven years.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Hey Chris down in Columbia, you got a happy heard
pack mangratulations on you win.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Good morning. I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
It is bit request time from longo Jeff Nelson not Offenchley, Virginia.
All right, let's see what Jeff says A longtime listener.
Exclamatory point. Can we hear Reven goog? But question mark?
Thanks another one you got it Jeff coming up next
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Good morning, and it's to be show on the radio.
Long time listener Jeff Nelson offentually Virginia gets his request
right now.
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Breath, that's all.
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That's all for the good money that John Burns, Billy
Randy Property rayfo foo, Hey Jackie, you can good as usual?
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Speaker 11 (24:23):
I'm sorry very earnestly since Si Hall, Well, summertime has
finally come.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
It's vacation season.
Speaker 11 (24:29):
A lot of people missing Sunday morning service because they
out of town, which means, of course a lot of
sermons on tithing for the people that remain at the
Blessed Whole Baptist Shirt And I got to think little
Todd Jackson from the upper Elementary Sunday School class, he
gave me a wonderful illustration for last Sunday sermon. Here
it is a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar
bill Randy to each other on the street one day.
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The one dollar bill says, hey, I ain't seen you
right here much at any where you being. The one
hundred dollar bill says, well, I be kind of busy.
I went over to the mall the other day. Then
I went to a baseball game, took a trip out
to Las Vegas, it all went down to Bahamas on
a cruise. I been, uh, kind of busy this summer.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
What you've been doing. And the one dollar bill says, oh,
you know, same old thing. Church church, church, church, church,
that's so hard on what the Bible calls unrighteous mammon.
Speaker 11 (25:16):
But I've tried to encourage you people on a one
to one basis in the congregation, and unfortunately.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
It ain't happening. I'm happening to bet now.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
For example, over there, I'm ending the old cuckoo Johnson
n the food Jeannie kind of button on him. I said, Cuckoo,
I just want to remind you giving this down at
the church, every little bit helps. Cucko says, well, Rap,
I'd like to help you out, but some of the
monthly payments are putting a hurt on me right now.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
I said, well, I'm.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Glad to hear you keeping up with your debts, but
don't forget you also got a debt that you owe
to the Lord.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
And Cucko says, yeah, I know, but he ain't pushing
me like these other girls. Speaking of past dude. Notice
is from the lords and jumping. Yeah, it's googling right
right by.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Turn that job bob bea raight jockie, rapping right off. pH,
I got some goods for y'all, some good I start off.
Three drunk guys comes stumbling down the street about two
o'clock in the morning. Hey goa walk up to a
front yard of the house. They start hollering, Hey, wake
up and dire, we need help. The woman sticks her
head out the windness, says, what do you idiots?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Won't?
Speaker 10 (26:13):
One of drug says, are you missus Jackson? Woman says, yeah,
what drug says?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Will you come down here.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
And pick out which one of us is mister Jackson?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So the rest of us can go home?
Speaker 9 (26:24):
All right?
Speaker 10 (26:24):
It's drunk guy walks into a bar. If you keep
it scoring home, we're at four drunk guys so far.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
All right.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Drunk guy walks his these A woman sitting there walks up.
Kissers are right old? A mouth wobban balls up her fist.
Wats a drunk guy right in the head. He says, sorry,
may you look just like my wife? wOBA says, get
away from me. A steak and slobbery and drunk. The
guy says, wow, you even sound just like my wife.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
This feller went to the Museum of a Natural History
in New York City. Want to see some dinosaur skeletons.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
He walked in. There's a big old t Rex skeleton.
He goes over.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Security guard says, man, that's yours, a maid looking critter.
How dire bowls anyway? Guard says they're fifty biggin and
three years old. Ben says, well, that's my the accurate.
How you know they're exactly that old? Guard says, well,
this scientist was here on time told me they was
fifty billion years old, and that was three years ago.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Hang on, hold, we'll go down here. Let's got ram down.
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you in there.
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Speaker 1 (27:57):
That little monster has been screaming since they sat down.
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He just won't shut up.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Oh our evening is ruined, yo?
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What's up? It's like Turner, that's right, and I'm here
in the hill.
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Help.
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What is it?
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Well, scientifically they speaking, it's a little, tiny, toned down
taser designed to subdue silence and just playing shut up
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Speaker 1 (28:48):
What a great idea.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
But is it safe?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Absolutely almost eighty seven percent of the time. And as
long as it ain't your damn kid, do you really care?
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then shoot the juice to his lippy little caboose.
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Sho't you bag?
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