March 25, 2025 • 47 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll hear what you get if you mix AC-DC with Bluegrass with Hayseed Dixie’s version of “You Shook Me All Night Long”.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Mike Tyson tries to take over the countertop grilling market following George Foreman’s death.. - Ike Turner has some twisted relationship advice for a couple considering having kids.. - Comedian Jon Reep is going kicking off a new tour called “Popsicle” - and is planning a Netflix special for it.. - Mark Packer is reeling over this year's NCAA tournament, and will bring us up to date.. - Carl Childers gives us his version of the Three Little Pigs and we’ll wrap up with a letter from Goober Joe…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. There's a Big Show on the radio. We're
rolling till your Tuesday morning. I feature tracking the Big
Show bet box. A listener letter from goober Joe who wants.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
In in the entourage. There's ri key words Cooper Joe. See
what you think. We'll vote on it later the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
He right now, let's plase meet the blonde. We got
our blonde, we got the tubes, we got the talent.
Let's see our contestant.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Rady Hey graded from fore side. Georgia Hey doing money?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, man, all right, well Grady, we're gonna ask Tater
some questions. You agree or disagree, whether you think she's
right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Get you two males. We'll get you a prize pack.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Alright, all right, all right, Tater, what.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Do you call a man who's the head of a monastery?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Head of a monastery? Unlucky in love?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is a monastery? Is that the mail ones? Is that
the monks? The nuns hang out in there?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Ten nunnst just hang out at the convent.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, nuns in convent. Man, So I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Say a monk.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, that's what you call the head of That's what
you call He's a monk, a monk who can hold stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Do you agree or disagree with? Agree? Agree?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So you agreed with Tater saying monk, right, but then you.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What he said or an abbot?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Well it's an abbot?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So okay, So you disagree with Marcy?
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Well you gave him time to google.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, sorry, we ran out the top of your great
until we saw popped up our an abbit.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
All right, we got you were quick enough on the
Google before we looked at it. So it's an abbot?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm sure at one point I knew.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That it's Actually it's where monks or nuns live.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh okay, they know it was one or the other
or their co.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Ed all right, all right, grady, well we'll go. I'll
slow it down a little bit. Maybe just google in
here on this question, because that was a buzzer right
there when we need a bell.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So, Tater, a baby sheep is.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Called a lamb.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
What should you call its father?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Doesn't matter, he's not gonna come.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Going over there.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You call him a weather, a weather? Weather?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You call a lamb's father a weather. So disagree, agree, disagrees? Okay,
Oh I'm disagree. Disagree. That was yeah, the thing to do. Yeah,
because they.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are a ram a ram uh No, it's a father
of a lamb.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It is so its a sheet.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Females are called jess and the weather is a castrated lamb.
How about that?
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Good look?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Don't you about the.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Women?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Love those kinds of stories they committed memory.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What about Grady here? He got him a bell. So
we're gonna win it or.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Lose it on this question right here?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
All right, Tayter, According to university studies, is there anything
in side a woman's body that makes your tend to
cry more than men? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Disappointment, rage, logging for respect?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Sure, I go on, but yes, there is yes, something
inside a woman.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yes or no question?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And Tator says yes. So Grady, agree or disagree.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm going to agree. And you the female hormone estrogen
that has been shown to influence crime.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's great and it has some drawbacks.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It does a little bit there.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
All right, Look at you, Grady getting the big o
LS tractor prize back, go down the foresight Georgia for you.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We can handle that. Great congratulation.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
All right, we jump out, catch you up on your news.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right on the other side, we got our time capsule
for our guaranteed Tuesday morning light.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Then to play high.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
Eh hzzah, good mor says, welcome to the Renaissance Festival
and have a super day.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Cadbury, What have you gotten me into?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Try try try to enjoy yourselves, sir.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Enjoy myself.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Look at these losers, bunch of fruitcakes, dress up like
lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me,
how come you get to dress up like the king
and I'm dressed as an idiot? Not an idiot, sir,
a fool.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But what's the difference.
Speaker 11 (06:30):
Well, I picked this for you, especially so I see
the fool or the court jester was known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing joy to the people.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh well that's not so bad.
Speaker 11 (06:41):
An idiot is how you would dress before, sir.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Had my turkey leg steak on a steak corner on
the cob beefs doing an Italian ice.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Let's go go, sir.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
But we've only been here fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Cadburry, this is boring.
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Sir, may I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrestle alligators, to fight NASCAR fans,
rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario,
sign my name on Brestess's, and be stunned by one
mister Stonecoat Steve Austen. The least you could do is
let me enjoy one single days.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's one in
charge around here? Remember our little saying, Yes, sir, say
it Isley, big Eye know use that's right, Big Ay
says it's time to go.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
Oh, very well after you, sir.
Speaker 12 (07:38):
Hey, your majesty, honey, Hey kingy honey, you looking for
a queen?
Speaker 11 (07:45):
We were just leaving, Madam.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Not so fast, Chad Verrier, who are they? Wrenches?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sir? Common gutter field? Hey wenches, you don't know, never
hurt anybody. Check out those outfits practically falling out of
those dresses. I hadn't noticed, Sir, you need to stop
hanging around Randy Hell old baby dolls?
Speaker 12 (08:03):
Who you calling?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh, I'm a ye old.
Speaker 12 (08:06):
Take a high redneck full honey, I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Not a redneck fool. I'm John Boar jomy quick. Well
you're a head, sir. What kind of wenches are you?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Anyway?
Speaker 12 (08:16):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey here,
let me hold your royal scepter.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hey me you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, said come on Canbert, But sir.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
Right, hurry back your lordship honey.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Duck into this port a potty with me?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
How damn you, sir?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
I have lowered myself many times in your service, but
I will not be your royal wipers.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, stupid, take your clothes off.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
I prefer to remain just with friends, with all the
same users.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
No, no, no, the baby dolls. They're only interested in royalty, stupid.
Give me your outfit.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm not, sir. I'm only wearing my boxes under my
royal twitter.
Speaker 12 (08:56):
You about done in the throne room, honeys.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I'm not just a manner.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess
I'll just have to take it.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
Come get some, sir.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey, I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
In charge of the king of house.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Come on, winches, I'll show you the wrong wine bago.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I got a Night's tail on DVD.
Speaker 11 (09:32):
Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Did someone say tight spot?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
A fancy meeting you?
Speaker 13 (09:42):
Yeah, I love your outfit and he just saves it all.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh, dear.
Speaker 14 (09:50):
John Boy and Billy, he's just being melodramatic. You've got
to ignore it if you really want to help him.
This morning, rad yell dumb right, Good Tuesday morning. It's
(10:25):
a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
My godgets grab net fine on the set and.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Action.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
Hello friends, you're old pelp Bert Fern here with another
liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode,
Kids Say the Darnedest Things. As our story opens, Miss
Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on the
first day of school.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Good morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your
teacher this year. And before we start discussing in the curriculum,
does anyone have any questions?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Oh oh yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
My parents named me Luke because I'm not so hot. Yes, Luke.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
What's your question?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
So your miss Moran? Are you single?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I am? Anyone else?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Oh well, have you ever been married?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
No, Luke, I've I've never been married. Anyone else have
a question?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
So are you just an old maid by choice?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Or are you one of those Lebanese women.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
That's a very personal question, Luke.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Okay, Lebanese? It is anyone else?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Anyone else have a question about class?
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Oh oh oh, miss Brand, miss Brand.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Anyone else other than Luke?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Anyone?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Okay, yes, Luke.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
My dad wants to know if you're gonna make us
do gender study stuff or make me box a girl
or put me in a bathroom with girls.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions
about math or English or even science?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
I have a science question.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I asked my dad.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
But it's kind of a second opinion I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Okay, great, this this is more like it?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
All right?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Ask away?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Speaker 8 (12:05):
What?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Well, Luke, it could be many things. Maybe it's an
intelligent design. It might be evolution. That is kind of
a tough question. So what does your dad say?
Speaker 9 (12:17):
My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches
would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the
Elephant at the children's zoos.
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Look back, leave up your morning's big sean already ye,
(14:00):
well spring has sprung. Well joke out what's going on
down to Dale's Den and Valley, Alabama, home of the
War Eagle fan number one, Auburn Place number five, Michigan
in the round of Sweet sixteen coming up this weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Let's check out ad talk here.
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AD Talk like to welcome you all who come to
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we cook what we cook. Maybe our menu might be
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over here and call it something like this and have
a big mess on our hands. We cook what we cook,
and we do it well here in the den. If
you want some good catfish or we specially on shrimp
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and we try to keep the price down. We do
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but we try to make it as good as we can,
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We don't guess what people gonna order and cook it
ahead of time and try to have it ready when
you holler. We not very good guessing, So you have
to start cooking when you order it, and the fresh
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cook when you get it. I take a little more time.
We ain't like the fat food places. Well, you can
drive around it and all that, and you your car
won't have to never stop rolling, and you get it
and then you sack it up. Might be what you want,
might not be what you want. But you got something quick, hey,
deal with it or get in the bend, give us
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a little time if we cook it dead right, and
it's good, ladies and gentlemen, it's good. Hey. And the
people keep asking me, say, how can we cut down
on the time and get it? Well? Two or three
things you can do to kind of squeeze the time
in between getting it. H know what you want all
of what you want the first time. Now, when you
(16:26):
start changing your all this stuff like that, maybe you
can't change it cause it might be too fuk gone
on the cooking. But when you change it, that set
it back. And when if you call in and order,
have everything ready to say when you call it in,
don't call know all the in and come I hold
on a minute, or wait a minute, let me ask
you somebody else what they want all the stuff like that,
(16:48):
that's waste time. And if you running very high risk
of getting hung up one cause we are doing something
and we upbuild there and we aure doing things for
other folks that are taking that time to care reclear
order their food. So hey, have your order in hand
and try not to change your order. Now sometime you
(17:08):
might have to change your order cause something you might
not know about. To change your order, cause we want
you to get what you order, and we want you
to enjoy it, cause you don't want paying for it.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
But here to dead.
Speaker 16 (17:19):
Hey, you can't go wrong. Like to holler, some people
up in Noona left this old man he sent me
would and he wasn't no old man. If more people
out a Nowona and they welcome, come down eighty five.
Enjoy you. Kevin Valentine from dale's Ville, Virginia, go back
(17:40):
down to the Denian holler at me. Got somebody want
you to meet? All kind of folks houting some Mississippi
and mad from Cincinnati, and and somebody in South Carolina,
and I just can't get to 'em. Glad and y'all
left my space. Every up here and the sprang around
(18:02):
Mother's Day and them all day. This is a nice
time to be alive.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Baby.
Speaker 16 (18:07):
In spite of all this other mess. Riga Monroe was
going on, I think of all the money we could
save for these walls and things and take care of
our kids and then fight disease. I would fight other
folks and kill them and mistreat and do all the
other things like that don't make sense to me. Hey,
live in a peaceful manner and treat your fellow man correctly.
(18:31):
It's day off from days. Then I'm feeling good and
I'm back healthy, getting ready to gold fishing. Take care,
never kind of.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Run out of gas.
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But I'm trying to get it out there.
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Am I doing so far? Excellent?
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Look for their link at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And now let's see Pat Man's got something smart to
say about my pronunciations.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Good morning, Mark Packer, Jim.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Bow sounds great. Appreciate you, Johnny, I got it. I
gotta be serious with you for a second.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All right, we need it.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
We need a moment of silence for everybody here on
the network, a moment of silence because I'm here to
tell you when it comes to March madness, Cinderella is dead.
I mean dead is a Doorkno, you can't find her.
She's not wanted and you may never see her again.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Wow, Johnny smashing pumpkin, smashing pumpkin.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Yeah, let me tell you something. In this world of name,
image of likeness, in the transfer portal where the big
conferences say, hey, that guy plays for Miami of Ohio.
He could help us. Let's ride up a check the
small guy. And unless we change the rules, if you
long for the days of Hey, some Cinder Davidson with
(20:17):
Steph Curry, he's going to make this those days are over,
John boy, they're done.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I was looking for underdogs, you know, to take they
might have a chance dog going to them top programs.
You're right, pack there, they got us. How are you
gonna beat them anymore?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Well, you listen, you gott to become one of them.
That's the only way you can be a part of it.
And from the men's side again, the Sweet sixteens locked
and loaded. But for the first time ever ever, the
Sweet sixteen is comprised of only four conferences. The SEC,
which has been fantastic all year, has seventeen seven of
(20:59):
the Sweet sixteen all time record for the SEC. The
Big Ten who started the tournament going ten to zero.
They've got four teams, the Big twelve, they've got four teams.
And in the old acc which has been the standard
for decades upon decades upon decades, has been down to
literally duke and that's it. Those are your sixteen teams,
(21:21):
that's it. And so it's crazy, right, only seven conferences,
Only seven conferences won at least two games. That ties
twenty seventeen from an all time low standpoint. So again,
the rich keep getting richer. Now doesn't mean that we
won't have drama, because moving forward beginning Thursday night, these
(21:44):
matchups of Power League on Power League and the best
of the Power League, you couldn't script a better case
scenario to be entertained with the best teams getting after
each other. But, like I said, a moment of silence
for Cinderella because she is.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
Out of here.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
She's gone, it's all she wrote.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Fa back, let me read out the matchups for the
Sweet Sixteen for our for our listeners who might have
got up right quick I had. I'm ready. So Auburn
is what number one Auburn? These are the seeds for
the for the tournament. Number one Auburn plays number five
Michigan number six, Ole Miss plays number two, Michigan State
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number one, Florida plays number four, Maryland number three, Texas
Tech plays number ten Arkansas. And then on the other side,
number one Duke plays number four, Arizona number six, b
Yu at number two, Alabama number one, Houston at number four,
per Due number three, Kentucky at number two, Tennessee.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Yep, Barks, no, no question, Arkansas is a ten seed.
I mean, so basically Arkansas is Cinderella. I mean, what
are we talking about? And again, a double digit seed
is now madd to the sweet sixteen house seventeen straight years.
But like I said, if you're looking for the really
cool story of the little guy, it's over. I mean,
(23:08):
unless we change the rules of name, image and likeness
and the transfer portal. Those schools, those smaller schools are
nothing more than a feeder system. If they find a
really good player for some big Bay comes in and says, hey, listen,
here's six figures. Here, seven figures, come play for us
at school X, Y or Z. But if you love
snobbery and the blue bloods and all that, this is
(23:29):
your kind of deal now, because moving forward, it's the
best against the best. I mean, there is no nonsense
moving forward. But for those that have the love affair
of March madness, man, I can't wait to see the
buzzer beaters and all, Hey, we had one buzzer beater
and that was Maryland knocking off New Mexico the other night.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
But that's it.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
I mean, it's really been a strange deal. And from
the ACC perspective, what you and I grew up on
the first time since nineteen seventy five, the AC with
only one team in the round of thirty two, and
that was Duke because Louisville got beat, Carolina got beat,
Clemson got beat. See, that's it, ACS down to Duke.
So just some craziness from that perspective, again, all of
(24:12):
us has gotten so used to the ACC being a
part of it. And again, at the end of the day,
Johnny Duke made cut down the nets in San Antonio.
Speaker 16 (24:19):
For all I know.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
With the SEC was seven teams in the sweet sixteen.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's almost I'll did quick mass, John Boyd.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Let me tell you so your math skills have improved.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
So it's barefoot season.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
I mean that they put the shoes back on. Put
the freaking shoes back goodness, grace as you're all over.
But you know, here's the other thing I'll tell you
real quick, because I have no idea who's gonna win
these games. But since nineteen ninety nine, Johnny, we've had
twenty five tournaments. In fourteen of those twenty five tournaments
since nineteen ninety nine, at least two teams from one
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league have made it to the final four. So the
Big ten's got four left, the Big twelve's got four left,
the SEC has seven left. So the chances of somebody
showing up with a couple uh, probably pretty good. But
the funny thing about it is fourteen of those twenty
five years that we've had at least two teams from
one league make the final four, only three times has
(25:17):
that conference actually won the national championship. So just because
the corner of the market doesn't necessarily mean you end
up cutting down the nets. But man, the SEC has
a chance, has a chance to get all four teams
in the final four. It's only happened one time before
where we had three, but that was way back in
nineteen eighty five when the Big East had Villanova, Georgetown
(25:40):
and Saint John's. That's the only time we've had three
from one league. But man, man, it's it's gonna be cool.
Right now, I'm saying the game's Thursday and Friday, Saturday
and Sunday. You're almost guaranteed marquee matchups. On the men's side,
it should be awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Man, back of Esles has all four teams in the
final four. It's gonna be a tough football season.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
You know what's funny, Let me tell what's weird, Johnny.
You know the SEC, which we you know, and they've
had really good basketball, they just haven't been great when
it comes to the terminent. They haven't won the National
titis since Kentucky back in twenty twelve. But we're so
used to SEC football dominating landscape the last two years
now we've gone this college football PLAYFF, especially the expansion
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this past year. The SEC hasn't even won a semi
final game the last two years, much less of the
title game in football. But here they are in basketball,
kicking everybody all over the yard. So again, you never know.
Every year is a different deal. But again, the games
come up this week really should be great.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Gonna be awesome, all right, let's enjoyed package. So when
we meet next week we'll have our final four set.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
That's exactly right. Of course, the women are taking care
of business to a lot of chalk on the women's side,
so by the time we get together next week, we'll
know exactly what we got for the final four.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
All right, good, So pack you are the man. Thank
you so much, buddy.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
All right, Gang, we'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
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Good Tuesday morning, March twenty fifth, twenty and twenty five.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
My feature track for The Big Show bid Box a
listener letter.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Goober Joe wants any hot ride. Yeah that goes wrong,
Goober Joe. I'm gonna tell them. Somebody break the news.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
We've already got a goober.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Checking out in the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com clacking on their contest money Gang get due,
We'll call you.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
I had everybody's head about the bed like a word anywhere?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That a word anywhere were let's lead the contestant. We
got Joseph from Chattanooga, Tennesseega. Morning Joseph, Good morning, morning, buddy.
Speaker 17 (28:20):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I got Shelby from Cornville, Arizona.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Good morning Shelby. Whoa, whoa buddy boy.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
All right, boys, welcome o Shellby. You get Tater on
your team. You're feeling lucky, Tater because.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
The mayor of Cornville.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
All right, all right, and uh, Joseph, it'll be me
and you on the other side. So let's see what
we can put on the board for the first thirty seconds.
And today, boys, it's all about spring words associated with springs.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Like I'm about to bust one.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
That would work, all right, boys, So y'all got that,
Joseph and Shelby spring words. Yes, okay, Yelly you relax man, Joseph.
All right, Joseph, be ready to go, Yes, sir, all right,
start the clock.
Speaker 17 (29:20):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
This is the yellow stuff it gets on your car falling.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Uh huh uh. These come out of calipitllar pillars and
fly away.
Speaker 17 (29:31):
Butterflies.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, okay, chirp, chirp and fly they fly goes to
what birds.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay, look at the clouds it might.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, uh huh. All right, the grass will turn this
card green?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, uh huh uh. The little things bloom what do
you call? They just flowers? They're just starting.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh, it was Bud's after the Buzzer Ryan show one.
Get rid of that.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, And I said, all right, what did I say?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Maybe she's docking you a point because you said these
little things fly out of caterpillars and it was buddy flies.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Does that help?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm sorry, Joseph, I driving Buddy put a fact all right.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Four on the board, and we gave Shelby one for
sitting there, so Shelby you and for your timed event.
All right, okay, start the clock now.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
All right, These buzz around and make honey. Yeah, this
is what what the north is doing. They're blanking out.
It's when the ice is melting. And it's also you
have to do this to your steaks before you cook
them because they've been in the freezer. Yes, you plant
this uh this time of year that vegetables all grow
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in your work yep.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
And the easter blank. The kids collect eggs, No, they
collect eggs in their easter.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Basket.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
All right, Well, y'all got a four on your own,
and that one I gave you, well.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Y'all took from me. Actually there's a five yell before
for Joseph.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You be looking at her.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I was just looking around the room. Everybody was looking back.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Alright, Oh Joseph, here we go, buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Let's see what we can do for round two.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Are you ready to get a shot?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, start the clock now. This is the day before Easter,
before we get into the Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It's two words, good Friday.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yes, okay, go fly It's Wendy go fly a right?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
This is the month, the next month after March.
Speaker 16 (31:52):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
This is what you do to trees. This is the
word where you cut the limbs off of them. We
gotta do this.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
No another word, this specific.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's like a ing on the the you do what was.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Streaming it?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay? Well, well you know hard to what I gave
Shelby another one?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Good Friday?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
What did I say?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Day?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Don't gone?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Why I get on the trigging?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
This ain't fair? Gone?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
All right, well, let's tied up with those two Shelly
that you got.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
So if you and Taylor get one. You will win?
Well did he already say that word? Okay?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Picking up the last word? Shall be ready?
Speaker 13 (32:39):
Go o, it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
You cut back like limbs? Do you do this so
that they grow back fuller?
Speaker 5 (32:48):
You're right?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
But what is the act of proven.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Running for the wind?
Speaker 8 (32:56):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I couldn't help you out anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Shall we could choose.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Joseph and chatting nougo a lot blued out? One four
is our buddy, but we'll get Jackie. Give you another
chance down the road. Man. We appreciate you, buddy. Can
I say something real quick?
Speaker 17 (33:14):
Yes, sir, I've been trying to call in for quite
some time for the main reason to tell you and
Billy thank you. My dad's been gone almost ten years now,
and I remember growing up listening to y'all radio show
with him. It's the reason I still listen to it
every morning, and y'all created some of the best core
memories I had with my dad. So I was gonna
tell y'all thank you, But every time listening y'all show,
I think of him.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Joseph, thank you a lot, buddy. I cannot thank you
enough of that, you know, And and you're not alone.
We have a lot of kids that grew up like that.
And the associate. Yeah, remember whether it was her daddy.
Most of dad's taking you to school with a big show,
but it was some good old mamas in there.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
It was mainly it was mainly going to work with
my dad when I was younger, because I'd go to
work with him and then i'd go to school from
his shop. She went to work really early, so that's all.
It was a it was just manly listening to y'all
on the radio radio show in the shop, and I
really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Well, thank you, Joseph.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great rest of
your day. Man, thanks for sharing that with us. You
two guys, thank you, boy, thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
And Shelby looking at.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
You over here at Cornville, Arizona winning some cool swag
from World Lawnmowers, mangratulations.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
Well, thank you. That's a hard act to follow them.
I got one for you. My daughter got married yesterday.
Oh her name is, her name is Taylor and we
call her Tater Todd.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
All right today, dog gratulation Zack, And have you got
any grandkids yet, Shelby.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
I got one from my son not her. I've been
thinking them all but going well, you got to do
it now.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
If you need Jackie to help you out, she's wait,
what are you?
Speaker 5 (34:54):
What are you written her out?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Just call up every once in a while, the rider.
When you gonna get you RANKD. I doesn't her kids
and my kids.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
So yeah, you get her to talk to your daughter.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Give give a quick shout out.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, go ahead, buddy, give a shouts my.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
Wife, my granddaughter, she listens with me sometimes in the morning.
Please worry words, I beat her butt every day.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
There you go win and in front of everybody does Yeah,
you hang on, buddy. Thanks guys, Good morning, got the
be showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Time for the requested bit.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Requests A bit of time, Tim Array.
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Tim says, hey for the bait request coming here.
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Carl's story, Tim of the Three Little Pigs, Well you
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And now it's story time with your host Carl chields.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
I had pork shops the other night with that wheely boy.
Speaker 18 (36:39):
Then mama got me thinking about him. Th very little pigs,
I reckon, I can tell you about him if you
want me to. Well, sir, I have very little pigs,
all growed up. Their poor mother is old and give
out cheap bump had a belly load of their shenanigans.
(37:02):
They was kindly wild, carried on a great deal, squealing
in the pooping in the house air. He was pretty
bad even for his stye. Some folks say pig pen,
I say stye. Their mama couldn't keep up with him
no more, so she could turn them loose into the world.
One of them little pigs, he had him a book
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on lod cabins. One had a book on building stuff
with straw. Another had a book on bricklaying. They figured
it's probably better at each have my own place. On
account they didn't want folks to think he was a
right a bit funny. Not funny, well, sir, that verse
(37:45):
little pig. He didn't do a very good job. His
boss didn't pay him much of a wage, so he
had to build his place on the cheap. He didn't
have toes make it out of logs, so he used kindling.
He was all right, I guess my drafty dug himself
out a little hole in the ground, putting down some quill.
Speaker 16 (38:05):
Sire.
Speaker 18 (38:07):
He's waiting for the ball game to come on the TV,
and that little black and white television, and along come
miss Wolf. He was going to the dollar store to
get some more of that potted meat. He smelled that
a little pig care in that straw house, and he
got himself a taste for bacon.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
I rickon.
Speaker 18 (38:25):
They tried to talk in his way into that house
of sticks, but he started saying he had a candy
gram and whatnot. That little pig he'd seen that TV
show too. He's too smart for him, told him go
off summers, that old wolf. He huffed, puffed, blow. That
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little stickhouse flum apart. That little pig, he squealed, running
next door to his brother's place was made of straw.
That figure day is safe enough. So they settled in there,
start watching that ball game. Here come that wolf. Wolf
got all excited because they figured if and they played
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his cards right, he could eat him two little pigs
and catch your second half of the ball game.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
He asked the pigs to let him in. They told
him to get certain little pig butts had not to
talk that way. They just little pigs.
Speaker 18 (39:26):
That old wolf bowed up, puffed and puffed, brote down
a little grass, check right down, Having two a little
pig squealed, run around a bit.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Went over next door to that little smart pigs place.
What built with bricks.
Speaker 18 (39:41):
He had a pretty good set up air and one
of that big old flat screen TV's watch that ball game.
Had a big old mess of food plipped up air.
That wolf thought he plumb hit the jackpot. He could
get in there. He'd have a nice place to watch
the ball game. Enough pig left over to invite his
brother in. He called it brother on the cell phone
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and told him what he had a planning. And he
huffed and puffed a couple of times. He was doing
no good, And all that huffing and puffing he'd already
done and aggravated his ass with the air.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
And just had luck.
Speaker 18 (40:16):
He left his buffer the home, not a little pick
seating that old wolf having a hard time there, and
that made support of him a good bit. They were
kindly no count.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Well that wolf. He used his noodles.
Speaker 18 (40:33):
All that smoke coming out of that chimblet the airn.
Some folk called it a flu I called it a chimbley.
So he climbed up burn. He could hear that pigs
carrying on watching the game and making sport of him.
I didn't send too well with a wolf, and he
started down that chimley to get him. But it just
weren't that wolf's day. That smart old brick pick air.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
He had him a part of wolf stewould go on
open fire, only one thing missing. Wolf. Well, sir, that
old wolf were plopped in that big old pot of stew.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Killed him.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Them little pigs.
Speaker 18 (41:15):
Perton near busted gout, laughing at how they fooled that wolf.
By that time, his brother comes strolling along, already to
watch the ball game and eat some pig. He finds
his brother turned in the stew meat. He starts a hollering,
what you cook.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
My brother, Fern? What you cook my brother Fern?
Speaker 18 (41:33):
And have little pigs then think it was so funny down,
especially when that wolf commenced to eating on him watching
the ball game. Well you figured that's what his brother
would have wanted. More than the story is probably ain't
all that good for you.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Poor can't. But at least they won't eat you like
a wolf will.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
The end.
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Speaker 19 (42:59):
Oh look, oh we get letters. We get your letters today, letters.
I love those letters.
Speaker 10 (43:17):
What you got to say good.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Is, of course I am handling God's mail from the
US Postal Service. I took back over from Jackie after
the anthrax scare was over, said director of human resources
from John boy entourage, and uh let him.
Speaker 13 (43:38):
And you're the director of hermann resources.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I know we have one, but it says my It
starts the letters of my dear lovely Jackie.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
You want me to read a Jackie?
Speaker 1 (43:48):
You want to You don't mind me reading your mail,
do you? My dear lovely Jackie, I would like to
apply for the position of entourage member being vacated by
stupid due to darely of duties resulting from mental illness.
Speaker 13 (44:03):
Now, now again, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, this comes up a lot. He's not about Thigi
who just got mayored.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Alright, Hey Thiggy, Hey Baton.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Oh kind of. By the way, you're fishing in the
rights full beach King Mackel tournament. We're gonna take the
duh huh out And by the way, if you come,
could you pay.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Uh anyway?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
So I feel I'm the logical replacement and would be
an asset for the following reasons. Can drink nearly a
six pack in a single setting, know most of John
Boyce lingo, duh huh a hoy, et cetera. Have my
own pickup and pop ten so am mobile. Am not
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easily shamed or embarrassed. I am an expert on stripping out, oh,
skipping out on tabs, checks, bills, or whatever works. Know
a heck of a general Tom Sadler impression. I understand
the following. Everything I say and do must be for
John Boy's convenience and never expanding Ego even talks like you.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
He is good.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Understand that the pay and appreciation will be none or little,
if any, That from time to time I'd be required
to deal with the freaks, geeks and odd balls that
appear I e Astronerd, Tim Wilson, Randy. I understand that
I'm a start at the bottom, as loser, third class.
There's stand that I am subject to termination at any
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time for no reason other than John Boy's pleasure or mood.
I will require the following access to the free food
and studio, a big bag, a T shirt with one
pocket and logo, a hat, a cape non negotiable, a
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fresh roll of TP per week, oh you, access to
Rayfer's liquor drawer, and right to smack Randy once in
a while. Perfect. I feel I would fit right in
with the other losers, I mean entourage member like Fat Boys,
Skinny Kenney, Montana, Carl, Bubba Hoyt and Flumpty Love Goober Joe.
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He right now, let's plase meet the blonde. We got
our blonde, we got the tubes, we got the talent.
Let's see our contestant.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Rady Hey graded from fore side. Georgia Hey doing money?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, man, all right, well Grady, we're gonna ask Tater
some questions. You agree or disagree, whether you think she's
right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Get you two males. We'll get you a prize pack.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Alright, all right, all right, Tater, what.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Do you call a man who's the head of a monastery?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Head of a monastery? Unlucky in love?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is a monastery? Is that the mail ones? Is that
the monks? The nuns hang out in there?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Ten nunnst just hang out at the convent.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, nuns in convent. Man, So I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Say a monk.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, that's what you call the head of That's what
you call He's a monk, a monk who can hold stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Do you agree or disagree with? Agree? Agree?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So you agreed with Tater saying monk, right, but then you.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What he said or an abbot?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Well it's an abbot?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So okay, So you disagree with Marcy?
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Well you gave him time to google.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, sorry, we ran out the top of your great
until we saw popped up our an abbit.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
All right, we got you were quick enough on the
Google before we looked at it. So it's an abbot?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm sure at one point I knew.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That it's Actually it's where monks or nuns live.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh okay, they know it was one or the other
or their co.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Ed all right, all right, grady, well we'll go. I'll
slow it down a little bit. Maybe just google in
here on this question, because that was a buzzer right
there when we need a bell.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So, Tater, a baby sheep is.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Called a lamb.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
What should you call its father?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Doesn't matter, he's not gonna come.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Going over there.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You call him a weather, a weather? Weather?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You call a lamb's father a weather. So disagree, agree, disagrees? Okay,
Oh I'm disagree. Disagree. That was yeah, the thing to do. Yeah,
because they.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are a ram a ram uh No, it's a father
of a lamb.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It is so its a sheet.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Females are called jess and the weather is a castrated lamb.
How about that?
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Good look?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Don't you about the.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Women?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Love those kinds of stories they committed memory.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What about Grady here? He got him a bell. So
we're gonna win it or.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Lose it on this question right here?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
All right, Tayter, According to university studies, is there anything
in side a woman's body that makes your tend to
cry more than men? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Disappointment, rage, logging for respect?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Sure, I go on, but yes, there is yes, something
inside a woman.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yes or no question?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And Tator says yes. So Grady, agree or disagree.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm going to agree. And you the female hormone estrogen
that has been shown to influence crime.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's great and it has some drawbacks.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It does a little bit there.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
All right, Look at you, Grady getting the big o
LS tractor prize back, go down the foresight Georgia for you.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We can handle that. Great congratulation.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Thank you.
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Cadbury, What have you gotten me into?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Try try try to enjoy yourselves, sir.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Enjoy myself.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Look at these losers, bunch of fruitcakes, dress up like
lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me,
how come you get to dress up like the king
and I'm dressed as an idiot? Not an idiot, sir,
a fool.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But what's the difference.
Speaker 11 (06:30):
Well, I picked this for you, especially so I see
the fool or the court jester was known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing joy to the people.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh well that's not so bad.
Speaker 11 (06:41):
An idiot is how you would dress before, sir.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Had my turkey leg steak on a steak corner on
the cob beefs doing an Italian ice.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Let's go go, sir.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
But we've only been here fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Cadburry, this is boring.
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Sir, may I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrestle alligators, to fight NASCAR fans,
rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario,
sign my name on Brestess's, and be stunned by one
mister Stonecoat Steve Austen. The least you could do is
let me enjoy one single days.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's one in
charge around here? Remember our little saying, Yes, sir, say
it Isley, big Eye know use that's right, Big Ay
says it's time to go.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
Oh, very well after you, sir.
Speaker 12 (07:38):
Hey, your majesty, honey, Hey kingy honey, you looking for
a queen?
Speaker 11 (07:45):
We were just leaving, Madam.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Not so fast, Chad Verrier, who are they? Wrenches?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sir? Common gutter field? Hey wenches, you don't know, never
hurt anybody. Check out those outfits practically falling out of
those dresses. I hadn't noticed, Sir, you need to stop
hanging around Randy Hell old baby dolls?
Speaker 12 (08:03):
Who you calling?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh, I'm a ye old.
Speaker 12 (08:06):
Take a high redneck full honey, I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Not a redneck fool. I'm John Boar jomy quick. Well
you're a head, sir. What kind of wenches are you?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Anyway?
Speaker 12 (08:16):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey here,
let me hold your royal scepter.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hey me you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, said come on Canbert, But sir.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
Right, hurry back your lordship honey.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Duck into this port a potty with me?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
How damn you, sir?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
I have lowered myself many times in your service, but
I will not be your royal wipers.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, stupid, take your clothes off.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
I prefer to remain just with friends, with all the
same users.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
No, no, no, the baby dolls. They're only interested in royalty, stupid.
Give me your outfit.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm not, sir. I'm only wearing my boxes under my
royal twitter.
Speaker 12 (08:56):
You about done in the throne room, honeys.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I'm not just a manner.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess
I'll just have to take it.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
Come get some, sir.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey, I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
In charge of the king of house.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Come on, winches, I'll show you the wrong wine bago.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I got a Night's tail on DVD.
Speaker 11 (09:32):
Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Did someone say tight spot?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
A fancy meeting you?
Speaker 13 (09:42):
Yeah, I love your outfit and he just saves it all.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh, dear.
Speaker 14 (09:50):
John Boy and Billy, he's just being melodramatic. You've got
to ignore it if you really want to help him.
This morning, rad yell dumb right, Good Tuesday morning. It's
(10:25):
a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
My godgets grab net fine on the set and.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Action.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
Hello friends, you're old pelp Bert Fern here with another
liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode,
Kids Say the Darnedest Things. As our story opens, Miss
Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on the
first day of school.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Good morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your
teacher this year. And before we start discussing in the curriculum,
does anyone have any questions?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Oh oh yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
My parents named me Luke because I'm not so hot. Yes, Luke.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
What's your question?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
So your miss Moran? Are you single?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I am? Anyone else?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Oh well, have you ever been married?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
No, Luke, I've I've never been married. Anyone else have
a question?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
So are you just an old maid by choice?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Or are you one of those Lebanese women.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
That's a very personal question, Luke.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Okay, Lebanese? It is anyone else?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Anyone else have a question about class?
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Oh oh oh, miss Brand, miss Brand.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Anyone else other than Luke?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Anyone?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Okay, yes, Luke.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
My dad wants to know if you're gonna make us
do gender study stuff or make me box a girl
or put me in a bathroom with girls.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions
about math or English or even science?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
I have a science question.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I asked my dad.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
But it's kind of a second opinion I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Okay, great, this this is more like it?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
All right?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Ask away?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Speaker 8 (12:05):
What?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Well, Luke, it could be many things. Maybe it's an
intelligent design. It might be evolution. That is kind of
a tough question. So what does your dad say?
Speaker 9 (12:17):
My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches
would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the
Elephant at the children's zoos.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good
morning to make shows on the radio. Hang over your
local news weather sports was royal, that.
Speaker 15 (12:51):
Is the king feet all, slave of the visials, de
stroy out of the mungole and aggravat of the automatave
all listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap tooth
and barbarians, John Boy and Billyard Old big show. A rise,
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a loyal of beef, A rise, Duke of Ellington, A
rise water of ten essence of marp.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Look back, leave up your morning's big sean already ye,
(14:00):
well spring has sprung. Well joke out what's going on
down to Dale's Den and Valley, Alabama, home of the
War Eagle fan number one, Auburn Place number five, Michigan
in the round of Sweet sixteen coming up this weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Let's check out ad talk here.
Speaker 16 (14:22):
In the den. This is Dale welcoming you to Dale's Den.
AD Talk like to welcome you all who come to
the den and all of you who listen to this
ad talk. We got some of the best of foods. Hey,
we cook what we cook. Maybe our menu might be
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a little limited, but we don't go around try to
make up stuff and put peanut butter on this, and
put jelly on that, and put whip cream on this
over here and call it something like this and have
a big mess on our hands. We cook what we cook,
and we do it well here in the den. If
you want some good catfish or we specially on shrimp
(15:03):
or our stuffed baked potato, if war or fighters m
and we try to keep the price down. We do
a lot of things to try to keep the pride down,
but we try to make it as good as we can,
uh huh. And when we cook it when you order it.
(15:25):
We don't cook nothing ahead of time. Hey, we don't.
We don't guess what people gonna order and cook it
ahead of time and try to have it ready when
you holler. We not very good guessing, So you have
to start cooking when you order it, and the fresh
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cook when you get it. I take a little more time.
We ain't like the fat food places. Well, you can
drive around it and all that, and you your car
won't have to never stop rolling, and you get it
and then you sack it up. Might be what you want,
might not be what you want. But you got something quick, hey,
deal with it or get in the bend, give us
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a little time if we cook it dead right, and
it's good, ladies and gentlemen, it's good. Hey. And the
people keep asking me, say, how can we cut down
on the time and get it? Well? Two or three
things you can do to kind of squeeze the time
in between getting it. H know what you want all
of what you want the first time. Now, when you
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start changing your all this stuff like that, maybe you
can't change it cause it might be too fuk gone
on the cooking. But when you change it, that set
it back. And when if you call in and order,
have everything ready to say when you call it in,
don't call know all the in and come I hold
on a minute, or wait a minute, let me ask
you somebody else what they want all the stuff like that,
(16:48):
that's waste time. And if you running very high risk
of getting hung up one cause we are doing something
and we upbuild there and we aure doing things for
other folks that are taking that time to care reclear
order their food. So hey, have your order in hand
and try not to change your order. Now sometime you
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might have to change your order cause something you might
not know about. To change your order, cause we want
you to get what you order, and we want you
to enjoy it, cause you don't want paying for it.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
But here to dead.
Speaker 16 (17:19):
Hey, you can't go wrong. Like to holler, some people
up in Noona left this old man he sent me
would and he wasn't no old man. If more people
out a Nowona and they welcome, come down eighty five.
Enjoy you. Kevin Valentine from dale's Ville, Virginia, go back
(17:40):
down to the Denian holler at me. Got somebody want
you to meet? All kind of folks houting some Mississippi
and mad from Cincinnati, and and somebody in South Carolina,
and I just can't get to 'em. Glad and y'all
left my space. Every up here and the sprang around
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Mother's Day and them all day. This is a nice
time to be alive.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Baby.
Speaker 16 (18:07):
In spite of all this other mess. Riga Monroe was
going on, I think of all the money we could
save for these walls and things and take care of
our kids and then fight disease. I would fight other
folks and kill them and mistreat and do all the
other things like that don't make sense to me. Hey,
live in a peaceful manner and treat your fellow man correctly.
(18:31):
It's day off from days. Then I'm feeling good and
I'm back healthy, getting ready to gold fishing. Take care,
never kind of.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Run out of gas.
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Speaker 1 (19:16):
And now let's see Pat Man's got something smart to
say about my pronunciations.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Good morning, Mark Packer, Jim.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Bow sounds great. Appreciate you, Johnny, I got it. I
gotta be serious with you for a second.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All right, we need it.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
We need a moment of silence for everybody here on
the network, a moment of silence because I'm here to
tell you when it comes to March madness, Cinderella is dead.
I mean dead is a Doorkno, you can't find her.
She's not wanted and you may never see her again.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Wow, Johnny smashing pumpkin, smashing pumpkin.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Yeah, let me tell you something. In this world of name,
image of likeness, in the transfer portal where the big
conferences say, hey, that guy plays for Miami of Ohio.
He could help us. Let's ride up a check the
small guy. And unless we change the rules, if you
long for the days of Hey, some Cinder Davidson with
(20:17):
Steph Curry, he's going to make this those days are over,
John boy, they're done.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I was looking for underdogs, you know, to take they
might have a chance dog going to them top programs.
You're right, pack there, they got us. How are you
gonna beat them anymore?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Well, you listen, you gott to become one of them.
That's the only way you can be a part of it.
And from the men's side again, the Sweet sixteens locked
and loaded. But for the first time ever ever, the
Sweet sixteen is comprised of only four conferences. The SEC,
which has been fantastic all year, has seventeen seven of
(20:59):
the Sweet sixteen all time record for the SEC. The
Big Ten who started the tournament going ten to zero.
They've got four teams, the Big twelve, they've got four teams.
And in the old acc which has been the standard
for decades upon decades upon decades, has been down to
literally duke and that's it. Those are your sixteen teams,
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that's it. And so it's crazy, right, only seven conferences,
Only seven conferences won at least two games. That ties
twenty seventeen from an all time low standpoint. So again,
the rich keep getting richer. Now doesn't mean that we
won't have drama, because moving forward beginning Thursday night, these
(21:44):
matchups of Power League on Power League and the best
of the Power League, you couldn't script a better case
scenario to be entertained with the best teams getting after
each other. But, like I said, a moment of silence
for Cinderella because she is.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
Out of here.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
She's gone, it's all she wrote.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Fa back, let me read out the matchups for the
Sweet Sixteen for our for our listeners who might have
got up right quick I had. I'm ready. So Auburn
is what number one Auburn? These are the seeds for
the for the tournament. Number one Auburn plays number five
Michigan number six, Ole Miss plays number two, Michigan State
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number one, Florida plays number four, Maryland number three, Texas
Tech plays number ten Arkansas. And then on the other side,
number one Duke plays number four, Arizona number six, b
Yu at number two, Alabama number one, Houston at number four,
per Due number three, Kentucky at number two, Tennessee.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Yep, Barks, no, no question, Arkansas is a ten seed.
I mean, so basically Arkansas is Cinderella. I mean, what
are we talking about? And again, a double digit seed
is now madd to the sweet sixteen house seventeen straight years.
But like I said, if you're looking for the really
cool story of the little guy, it's over. I mean,
(23:08):
unless we change the rules of name, image and likeness
and the transfer portal. Those schools, those smaller schools are
nothing more than a feeder system. If they find a
really good player for some big Bay comes in and says, hey, listen,
here's six figures. Here, seven figures, come play for us
at school X, Y or Z. But if you love
snobbery and the blue bloods and all that, this is
(23:29):
your kind of deal now, because moving forward, it's the
best against the best. I mean, there is no nonsense
moving forward. But for those that have the love affair
of March madness, man, I can't wait to see the
buzzer beaters and all, Hey, we had one buzzer beater
and that was Maryland knocking off New Mexico the other night.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
But that's it.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
I mean, it's really been a strange deal. And from
the ACC perspective, what you and I grew up on
the first time since nineteen seventy five, the AC with
only one team in the round of thirty two, and
that was Duke because Louisville got beat, Carolina got beat,
Clemson got beat. See, that's it, ACS down to Duke.
So just some craziness from that perspective, again, all of
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us has gotten so used to the ACC being a
part of it. And again, at the end of the day,
Johnny Duke made cut down the nets in San Antonio.
Speaker 16 (24:19):
For all I know.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
With the SEC was seven teams in the sweet sixteen.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's almost I'll did quick mass, John Boyd.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Let me tell you so your math skills have improved.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
So it's barefoot season.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
I mean that they put the shoes back on. Put
the freaking shoes back goodness, grace as you're all over.
But you know, here's the other thing I'll tell you
real quick, because I have no idea who's gonna win
these games. But since nineteen ninety nine, Johnny, we've had
twenty five tournaments. In fourteen of those twenty five tournaments
since nineteen ninety nine, at least two teams from one
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league have made it to the final four. So the
Big ten's got four left, the Big twelve's got four left,
the SEC has seven left. So the chances of somebody
showing up with a couple uh, probably pretty good. But
the funny thing about it is fourteen of those twenty
five years that we've had at least two teams from
one league make the final four, only three times has
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that conference actually won the national championship. So just because
the corner of the market doesn't necessarily mean you end
up cutting down the nets. But man, the SEC has
a chance, has a chance to get all four teams
in the final four. It's only happened one time before
where we had three, but that was way back in
nineteen eighty five when the Big East had Villanova, Georgetown
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and Saint John's. That's the only time we've had three
from one league. But man, man, it's it's gonna be cool.
Right now, I'm saying the game's Thursday and Friday, Saturday
and Sunday. You're almost guaranteed marquee matchups. On the men's side,
it should be awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Man, back of Esles has all four teams in the
final four. It's gonna be a tough football season.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
You know what's funny, Let me tell what's weird, Johnny.
You know the SEC, which we you know, and they've
had really good basketball, they just haven't been great when
it comes to the terminent. They haven't won the National
titis since Kentucky back in twenty twelve. But we're so
used to SEC football dominating landscape the last two years
now we've gone this college football PLAYFF, especially the expansion
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this past year. The SEC hasn't even won a semi
final game the last two years, much less of the
title game in football. But here they are in basketball,
kicking everybody all over the yard. So again, you never know.
Every year is a different deal. But again, the games
come up this week really should be great.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Gonna be awesome, all right, let's enjoyed package. So when
we meet next week we'll have our final four set.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
That's exactly right. Of course, the women are taking care
of business to a lot of chalk on the women's side,
so by the time we get together next week, we'll
know exactly what we got for the final four.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
All right, good, So pack you are the man. Thank
you so much, buddy.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
All right, Gang, we'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
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Goober Joe wants any hot ride. Yeah that goes wrong,
Goober Joe. I'm gonna tell them. Somebody break the news.
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We'll call you.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
I had everybody's head about the bed like a word anywhere?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That a word anywhere were let's lead the contestant. We
got Joseph from Chattanooga, Tennesseega. Morning Joseph, Good morning, morning, buddy.
Speaker 17 (28:20):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I got Shelby from Cornville, Arizona.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Good morning Shelby. Whoa, whoa buddy boy.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
All right, boys, welcome o Shellby. You get Tater on
your team. You're feeling lucky, Tater because.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
The mayor of Cornville.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
All right, all right, and uh, Joseph, it'll be me
and you on the other side. So let's see what
we can put on the board for the first thirty seconds.
And today, boys, it's all about spring words associated with springs.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Like I'm about to bust one.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
That would work, all right, boys, So y'all got that,
Joseph and Shelby spring words. Yes, okay, Yelly you relax man, Joseph.
All right, Joseph, be ready to go, Yes, sir, all right,
start the clock.
Speaker 17 (29:20):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
This is the yellow stuff it gets on your car falling.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Uh huh uh. These come out of calipitllar pillars and
fly away.
Speaker 17 (29:31):
Butterflies.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, okay, chirp, chirp and fly they fly goes to
what birds.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay, look at the clouds it might.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, uh huh. All right, the grass will turn this
card green?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, uh huh uh. The little things bloom what do
you call? They just flowers? They're just starting.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh, it was Bud's after the Buzzer Ryan show one.
Get rid of that.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, And I said, all right, what did I say?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Maybe she's docking you a point because you said these
little things fly out of caterpillars and it was buddy flies.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Does that help?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm sorry, Joseph, I driving Buddy put a fact all right.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Four on the board, and we gave Shelby one for
sitting there, so Shelby you and for your timed event.
All right, okay, start the clock now.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
All right, These buzz around and make honey. Yeah, this
is what what the north is doing. They're blanking out.
It's when the ice is melting. And it's also you
have to do this to your steaks before you cook
them because they've been in the freezer. Yes, you plant
this uh this time of year that vegetables all grow
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in your work yep.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
And the easter blank. The kids collect eggs, No, they
collect eggs in their easter.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Basket.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
All right, Well, y'all got a four on your own,
and that one I gave you, well.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Y'all took from me. Actually there's a five yell before
for Joseph.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You be looking at her.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I was just looking around the room. Everybody was looking back.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Alright, Oh Joseph, here we go, buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Let's see what we can do for round two.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Are you ready to get a shot?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, start the clock now. This is the day before Easter,
before we get into the Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It's two words, good Friday.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yes, okay, go fly It's Wendy go fly a right?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
This is the month, the next month after March.
Speaker 16 (31:52):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
This is what you do to trees. This is the
word where you cut the limbs off of them. We
gotta do this.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
No another word, this specific.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's like a ing on the the you do what was.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Streaming it?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay? Well, well you know hard to what I gave
Shelby another one?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Good Friday?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
What did I say?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Day?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Don't gone?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Why I get on the trigging?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
This ain't fair? Gone?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
All right, well, let's tied up with those two Shelly
that you got.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
So if you and Taylor get one. You will win?
Well did he already say that word? Okay?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Picking up the last word? Shall be ready?
Speaker 13 (32:39):
Go o, it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
You cut back like limbs? Do you do this so
that they grow back fuller?
Speaker 5 (32:48):
You're right?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
But what is the act of proven.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Running for the wind?
Speaker 8 (32:56):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I couldn't help you out anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Shall we could choose.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Joseph and chatting nougo a lot blued out? One four
is our buddy, but we'll get Jackie. Give you another
chance down the road. Man. We appreciate you, buddy. Can
I say something real quick?
Speaker 17 (33:14):
Yes, sir, I've been trying to call in for quite
some time for the main reason to tell you and
Billy thank you. My dad's been gone almost ten years now,
and I remember growing up listening to y'all radio show
with him. It's the reason I still listen to it
every morning, and y'all created some of the best core
memories I had with my dad. So I was gonna
tell y'all thank you, But every time listening y'all show,
I think of him.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Joseph, thank you a lot, buddy. I cannot thank you
enough of that, you know, And and you're not alone.
We have a lot of kids that grew up like that.
And the associate. Yeah, remember whether it was her daddy.
Most of dad's taking you to school with a big show,
but it was some good old mamas in there.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
It was mainly it was mainly going to work with
my dad when I was younger, because I'd go to
work with him and then i'd go to school from
his shop. She went to work really early, so that's all.
It was a it was just manly listening to y'all
on the radio radio show in the shop, and I
really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Well, thank you, Joseph.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great rest of
your day. Man, thanks for sharing that with us. You
two guys, thank you, boy, thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
And Shelby looking at.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
You over here at Cornville, Arizona winning some cool swag
from World Lawnmowers, mangratulations.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
Well, thank you. That's a hard act to follow them.
I got one for you. My daughter got married yesterday.
Oh her name is, her name is Taylor and we
call her Tater Todd.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
All right today, dog gratulation Zack, And have you got
any grandkids yet, Shelby.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
I got one from my son not her. I've been
thinking them all but going well, you got to do
it now.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
If you need Jackie to help you out, she's wait,
what are you?
Speaker 5 (34:54):
What are you written her out?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Just call up every once in a while, the rider.
When you gonna get you RANKD. I doesn't her kids
and my kids.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
So yeah, you get her to talk to your daughter.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Give give a quick shout out.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, go ahead, buddy, give a shouts my.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
Wife, my granddaughter, she listens with me sometimes in the morning.
Please worry words, I beat her butt every day.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
There you go win and in front of everybody does Yeah,
you hang on, buddy. Thanks guys, Good morning, got the
be showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Time for the requested bit.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Requests A bit of time, Tim Array.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Of Facebook the John Boy Milly Facebook page, go away
to gis.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Tim says, hey for the bait request coming here.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Carl's story, Tim of the Three Little Pigs, Well you
sure can, Tim, coming up next. Good morning, Big shows
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time on un through Friday. Hit us up on the
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Speaker 2 (36:22):
His Tim's requests.
Speaker 10 (36:25):
And now it's story time with your host Carl chields.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
I had pork shops the other night with that wheely boy.
Speaker 18 (36:39):
Then mama got me thinking about him. Th very little pigs,
I reckon, I can tell you about him if you
want me to. Well, sir, I have very little pigs,
all growed up. Their poor mother is old and give
out cheap bump had a belly load of their shenanigans.
(37:02):
They was kindly wild, carried on a great deal, squealing
in the pooping in the house air. He was pretty
bad even for his stye. Some folks say pig pen,
I say stye. Their mama couldn't keep up with him
no more, so she could turn them loose into the world.
One of them little pigs, he had him a book
(37:24):
on lod cabins. One had a book on building stuff
with straw. Another had a book on bricklaying. They figured
it's probably better at each have my own place. On
account they didn't want folks to think he was a
right a bit funny. Not funny, well, sir, that verse
(37:45):
little pig. He didn't do a very good job. His
boss didn't pay him much of a wage, so he
had to build his place on the cheap. He didn't
have toes make it out of logs, so he used kindling.
He was all right, I guess my drafty dug himself
out a little hole in the ground, putting down some quill.
Speaker 16 (38:05):
Sire.
Speaker 18 (38:07):
He's waiting for the ball game to come on the TV,
and that little black and white television, and along come
miss Wolf. He was going to the dollar store to
get some more of that potted meat. He smelled that
a little pig care in that straw house, and he
got himself a taste for bacon.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
I rickon.
Speaker 18 (38:25):
They tried to talk in his way into that house
of sticks, but he started saying he had a candy
gram and whatnot. That little pig he'd seen that TV
show too. He's too smart for him, told him go
off summers, that old wolf. He huffed, puffed, blow. That
(38:47):
little stickhouse flum apart. That little pig, he squealed, running
next door to his brother's place was made of straw.
That figure day is safe enough. So they settled in there,
start watching that ball game. Here come that wolf. Wolf
got all excited because they figured if and they played
(39:07):
his cards right, he could eat him two little pigs
and catch your second half of the ball game.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
He asked the pigs to let him in. They told
him to get certain little pig butts had not to
talk that way. They just little pigs.
Speaker 18 (39:26):
That old wolf bowed up, puffed and puffed, brote down
a little grass, check right down, Having two a little
pig squealed, run around a bit.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Went over next door to that little smart pigs place.
What built with bricks.
Speaker 18 (39:41):
He had a pretty good set up air and one
of that big old flat screen TV's watch that ball game.
Had a big old mess of food plipped up air.
That wolf thought he plumb hit the jackpot. He could
get in there. He'd have a nice place to watch
the ball game. Enough pig left over to invite his
brother in. He called it brother on the cell phone
(40:01):
and told him what he had a planning. And he
huffed and puffed a couple of times. He was doing
no good, And all that huffing and puffing he'd already
done and aggravated his ass with the air.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
And just had luck.
Speaker 18 (40:16):
He left his buffer the home, not a little pick
seating that old wolf having a hard time there, and
that made support of him a good bit. They were
kindly no count.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Well that wolf. He used his noodles.
Speaker 18 (40:33):
All that smoke coming out of that chimblet the airn.
Some folk called it a flu I called it a chimbley.
So he climbed up burn. He could hear that pigs
carrying on watching the game and making sport of him.
I didn't send too well with a wolf, and he
started down that chimley to get him. But it just
weren't that wolf's day. That smart old brick pick air.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
He had him a part of wolf stewould go on
open fire, only one thing missing. Wolf. Well, sir, that
old wolf were plopped in that big old pot of stew.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Killed him.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Them little pigs.
Speaker 18 (41:15):
Perton near busted gout, laughing at how they fooled that wolf.
By that time, his brother comes strolling along, already to
watch the ball game and eat some pig. He finds
his brother turned in the stew meat. He starts a hollering,
what you cook.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
My brother, Fern? What you cook my brother Fern?
Speaker 18 (41:33):
And have little pigs then think it was so funny down,
especially when that wolf commenced to eating on him watching
the ball game. Well you figured that's what his brother
would have wanted. More than the story is probably ain't
all that good for you.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Poor can't. But at least they won't eat you like
a wolf will.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
The end.
Speaker 10 (42:01):
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Speaker 5 (42:10):
Heard wolfing that potted meat and.
Speaker 8 (42:11):
Their little bit.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. You hit that
bit box when you go to the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
If you like this with you.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
John moorebilly album just a stand alone and your mobile
device search for keywords goober Joe, mark goober down for
one that's not.
Speaker 19 (42:59):
Oh look, oh we get letters. We get your letters today, letters.
I love those letters.
Speaker 10 (43:17):
What you got to say good.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Is, of course I am handling God's mail from the
US Postal Service. I took back over from Jackie after
the anthrax scare was over, said director of human resources
from John boy entourage, and uh let him.
Speaker 13 (43:38):
And you're the director of hermann resources.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I know we have one, but it says my It
starts the letters of my dear lovely Jackie.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
You want me to read a Jackie?
Speaker 1 (43:48):
You want to You don't mind me reading your mail,
do you? My dear lovely Jackie, I would like to
apply for the position of entourage member being vacated by
stupid due to darely of duties resulting from mental illness.
Speaker 13 (44:03):
Now, now again, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, this comes up a lot. He's not about Thigi
who just got mayored.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Alright, Hey Thiggy, Hey Baton.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Oh kind of. By the way, you're fishing in the
rights full beach King Mackel tournament. We're gonna take the
duh huh out And by the way, if you come,
could you pay.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Uh anyway?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
So I feel I'm the logical replacement and would be
an asset for the following reasons. Can drink nearly a
six pack in a single setting, know most of John
Boyce lingo, duh huh a hoy, et cetera. Have my
own pickup and pop ten so am mobile. Am not
(44:44):
easily shamed or embarrassed. I am an expert on stripping out, oh,
skipping out on tabs, checks, bills, or whatever works. Know
a heck of a general Tom Sadler impression. I understand
the following. Everything I say and do must be for
John Boy's convenience and never expanding Ego even talks like you.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
He is good.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Understand that the pay and appreciation will be none or little,
if any, That from time to time I'd be required
to deal with the freaks, geeks and odd balls that
appear I e Astronerd, Tim Wilson, Randy. I understand that
I'm a start at the bottom, as loser, third class.
There's stand that I am subject to termination at any
(45:33):
time for no reason other than John Boy's pleasure or mood.
I will require the following access to the free food
and studio, a big bag, a T shirt with one
pocket and logo, a hat, a cape non negotiable, a
(45:54):
fresh roll of TP per week, oh you, access to
Rayfer's liquor drawer, and right to smack Randy once in
a while. Perfect. I feel I would fit right in
with the other losers, I mean entourage member like Fat Boys,
Skinny Kenney, Montana, Carl, Bubba Hoyt and Flumpty Love Goober Joe.
(46:21):
That's Goober with two o's lumpy Lumpy.
Speaker 13 (46:41):
Well, you can't say he doesn't understand the job.
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