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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You more than ever boy, that you got a big
show on the radio, right, big showing radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Ah, that's like any newsletter sports.
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This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose.
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You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio.
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Youn boy and Billy big show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
How big is it? Bigger than my head?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
And that's big there?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, o b I read it and I pay that tabby
a seat, dead beat.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Talking doodle dooo. Hop't out of it is already homday,
middle of the work week, Wednesday, March twenty six. Hello gang,
I'm at fellow employees, gentlemen, rescue sphints. You've got a
good plan for Here's March twenty six were mine the
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only two shopping days left until anyone Dueler Buehler Friday.
John Boy's birthday. Yes, you mean the guy from the
Walton Now his real name is Richard Thomas. Yeah, I've
(01:49):
been the only real John Boy for well quite some time. No,
thanks to well. Actually it was after WV AG and
Burlington Graham Graham, North Carolina, my hometown, right out of
the hospital bam well. Actually I worked before I go
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in Graham, North Carolina. I was in the oil business
when I started outool I found out just raise your
hand when you want the high five, because I can't
keep up at the high school level I was, you know,
I already mastered that and then just got out there
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fill her up.
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Back?
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It was full service.
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Right then I got the movie business. You know, I
was gonna save the speech until Friday was rehearsing. Yeah, okay,
so why I'll just dag you up to the time
where I get in the oil business, when I was
a senior in high school. All right, okay, now you
(02:55):
all remind me tomorrow. I know the way I was
only Thursday, Man, Marry you remind me. Okay, I trust Barry. Okay,
So we're counting down two days until the rest of
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rub it. Well, there you go. I mean it's not
really cream.
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It's a paper luber cater.
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You know, you know how they have for things that
there's a.
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Short quick is what this one is called, short.
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Short quick finger. This segment brought to you by Short
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Thingy moistener hollo oh nothing to have a smell.
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I was hoving it, but look how it slights in
your nose? All right, good, well, here we go. Let's
set you up in the categories. Nineteen seventy three, the
daytime TV soap The Young and the Restless debuted on
Cbsay's Favorite seventy three. Oh man, that's when I was
working nights too in Knoxville, so in the afternoon. No,
(05:05):
that was General Hospital that I want. So Jackie's Favorite,
The Young and the rest is, who did they have?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
That was?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
The Story's still the same, So it's still going a
victor right, victors on there and Nikki and the Abbots.
It's all still the same.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And that flew in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
While I guarantee you I could tune in and I
would know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Saw it's of a Jackie license. She records. Its usually
one of the jobs bitch watches nice. All right. Well,
let's move up to twenty nineteen. State of emergency declared
in Rockland County, New York due to measles epidemic, with
unvaccinated kids banned from public spaces for thirty days after
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one hundred and fifty three cases. After that, of course,
Rayford booked his trip to Rockland County. H Yeah, so
you're talking about vaccinations on that category. That's one twenty
twenty four. The Francis got Key Bridge in Baltimore. The
one point six mile long, forty seven year old structure
collapsed after being struck by Singapore cargo ship. Well that
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was one year ago today. That happened, so the ship
lost power, couldn't stop before ramming the bridge. The collision
left six people missing. I guess they got it cleaned
up by now, and I'm sure the bridge.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Is a little They've got space open for the boats
to get through. I have a good friend that actually
was an inspector for that bridge, no kidding. He's an
engine old Maya, and he said.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That bridge was in bad shape. He's for the hill.
Oh yeah, man, you know. And I'm telling you know,
those big ships like that, if you're thinking about breaking,
you got to start a mile at least a mile out.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah, they can break, couldn't turn, couldn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And then when you ain't got power. Yeah, it was
very good luck. All right. Well there you go. So
think about bridges and there's our categories. One eight hundred.
Big show was our toll free line. Come on, play
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Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boyd and Billy we gave the prizes from the
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And guest time, you have the best time. You have
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Let's say hi to Chris from Bristoe for Virginia.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
We have shots.
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Good morning, Chris, good morning. Hey we go coming out
of Bristol on the outher side of Tennessee, Virginia. Mike
you welcome.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Welcome, welcome.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Look, I'm just waking up. Well, let's get you these
three categories. Chris start out with three daytime soaps. Ready go.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Young and the restless as the world turns in days
of our life lives?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Huh can you name anything about any of those, Chris?
You know any of the characters' names or plot lines?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Let me ask my grandmother.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I was I was going to phone a friend. Stories
are on prop still going on to where she was,
right a dude, Chris, go work, buddy. Now let's get
from you. Three vaccinations ready go Jingos, Measles, COVID. Oh my,
(09:55):
and for the wind. Three famous bridges ready.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Go London Bridge, Golden Gate and the Brooklyn Bridge. I believe.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Hell, let's take a prize back, Chris, good work, glad
you wanted Bardie.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
My first time calling it, so thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
All right, but let's giddy god Chris un of piersol jacket.
I don't care him getting a prize, BacT he's gonna
bone his grandmamas. What's going on? It has a world
turns that never was very popular, wasn't it was?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Yes? Very popular?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Good morning and it's big Sha on the radio. Be's
talking about the Lisbon letter, Heredeus. Oh look at your back.
Oh we get letters.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
You get your letters today?
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Rich?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Lets I love those letters?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Last what you've got to say good.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Today. As of course, I am handling God's mail from
the US Postal Service. I took back over from Jackie
after the anthrax scare was over. Yeah, said director of
human resources from John boy Entourage, and uh, I want
him and you're the director of Hermann Resources. I know
(12:06):
he had one, but it says my It starts the
letter starts of my dear lovely Jackie. You want me
to read a Jackie? You want to You don't mind
me reading your mail, do you, my dear lovely Jackie.
I would like to apply for the position of Entourage
member being vacated by a stupid due to dereliction of
duties resulting from mental illness.
Speaker 12 (12:26):
Now, now again, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, this comes up a lot. He's not about Thiggy,
who just got mayried alright, and the way, hey Thiggy,
hey Peyton, oh kind of by the way, you're fishing
in the rights full beach King Mackel tournament. We're gonna
take the duh huh out. And by the way, if
you come, could you pay uh anyway? So I feel
I'm the logical replacement and would be an asset for
(12:51):
the following reasons. Can drink nearly a six pack in
a single setting. Know most of John Boyce lingo, uh
huh ah, hoy, et cetera. Have my own pickup and
pop ten so am mobile. Am not easily shamed or embarrassed.
I am an expert on stripping out, oh, skipping out
(13:14):
on tabs, checks, bills, or whatever works. Do a heck
of a general Tom Sadler impression. I understand the following.
Everything I say and do must be for John Boy's
convenience and never expanding ego expanding even talks like you
(13:34):
he is good. Understand that the pay and appreciation will
be none or little, if any. That from time to
time I'd be required to deal with the freaks, geeks,
and odd balls that appear I e Astronerd, Tim Wilson, Randy.
I understand that I'm a start at the bottom, as
loser third class. There stand that I am subject to
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termination at any time for no reason other than John
Boy's pleasure or mood. I will require the following access
to the free food and studio, A big bag, a
T shirt with one pocket and logo, a hat, a
cape non negotiable, A fresh roll, of TP per week.
(14:22):
Oh thank you Jack, access to Rayfer's liquor drawer and
right to smack Randy once in a while.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I feel I would fit right in with the other losers,
I mean entourage member like Fat Boy, Skinny Kenney, Montana, Carl,
Bubba Hoyt and Flumpty Glove Goober Joe. That's Goober with
two o'sumpy lumpy.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Well, you can't say he doesn't understand the job.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Good morning Bags show, it's on the radio coming up
about twenty minutes. It's tay Er Tamer news. Right now
it's time too.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I was like, yo, what's up?
Speaker 13 (15:45):
I'd have been here sooner, but Patrick got to brow him.
He been gone for two d I had to hitchig
in imagine that. Oh, welcome a man like me. Welcome
to another episode of AX for all the far why
one you need for all your so called Afro perspiration relationship?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Did this?
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Did mit the Turner? That's what I'm talking about. You
remember that Jackie met the Turner. My sweet husband and
I have been married for fourteen years. We had three
beautiful children, ages twelve, eleven, and seven. The two oldest
our girls, and the youngest is a boy. We both
loved him with all our hearts, but they have called
the rift in our relation of shrimp. When we were
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first married, I greet my man at the door. I,
after his hard day at work with a big.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Kids, welcome him home with loving arms.
Speaker 13 (16:40):
Take his suit, hang it up for him while I
laid out some comfortable clothes to wear. That I'd fix
him a drink, serve him a lovely Then, of course
you did.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
You're a woman, ain't you who? Today we play soft
Senta's music and.
Speaker 13 (16:53):
And enjoyed each other. That's what I'm talking about. Nine
so wrapped up and our children. I've hardly had time
to say hello to him when he comes to the door.
By the time the cheering there in bed then a
man cleaned up. I don't have nothing left to give
my man. Mister Turner, give me that, mister Turner.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Please hit me.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
There are so many young, beautiful women out there looking
for a good man. I was lucky enough to find
one of the few left, and I don't want to
lose it. How can I save our love? Sad by
the sea? Did sad so? You too busy to get busy?
Speaker 10 (17:30):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Your young has got you so.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
Worn out that you ain't got nothing left to wear
Your man out, ain't no sense, and you're doing everything.
You can't help it. You ain't no much Stewart. You
want to save your love life. All you got to
do is figure out something to do with your children.
And always I got to answer.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Let me preach on him. Option of number one. Sell
your children. You don't want to get him away.
Speaker 13 (18:00):
This is your chance to get back some of that
long green you've done shelled out raising them a little
monster so far. But if you already got attached to
them and all emotionally like and ain't interested in your reblate,
see option in number two. Option in number two, get
a natty that's like living in babysitter and don't go hide,
(18:21):
no chubbing neighborhood scan. If you're gonna spend your herder benjaminins,
y'all might as well hire someone that's eased on eyeballs,
and to get high quality and a little price higher
and farther. They're all kinds of fine looking holes. MoMA suh,
(18:43):
you know what you call Russian Indians. And then then
the Hong Kong E's and the Swedishes and all sorts
of third worlds, booty lichens, babysitters, and since the Theay
has just dying to get into this country and they
don't care who the baby daddy is.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
They just want the job.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 13 (19:03):
Why would I bring you in some hot green card
hoochie to strut around in front of my oh love
the pride man. Allow me to uh a loocidate the
afro mentioned hoochi is Sue serves two porpoises. One she
keep the kids out of your hair while you and
mac Daddy go two out of three falls, and two
(19:24):
when she's parading around your humble a dove in that
teddy and thong, you gonna buy her your husband's long
buried hard normal emotions will eruptuate and you will be
swept away in a tiradal wave of passion.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
After all, you gets more fly with horned than vinegar.
Speaker 13 (19:43):
And play your cards right and you might be able
to talk Old Mary Pimpin's there into what you calls
a meringue troit. Now, if all else fails, refer to
option in number three, put your foot in the crack
of someone backside can't go no merit of profamations, but
uh you show, we'll feel better business.
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Mike, you want to.
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Get more flying Hornty than Bennico.
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Good morning, You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
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You're come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse the request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
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a horse's head or these two horses eyes?
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Good morning, Big Show is on the radio. About that
letter from listener goober Joe won't to not drize him?
We don't. We we got enough goober so doing way
too many? Only one shoe though, right, That's why I
know you have original goober on a big show.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
You know your.
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you goole. You can't swing a dead cat out hitting
the goober. And I'm thinking about not so much the name.
I'll have to explain that. Are you work shopping right now?
I'm gonna take some notes? So uh we got we'll go.
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You had, Greg Warren since speaking of comedians, I knew
I had comedy in my head. It's sure not coming
out of my mouth.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Oh not yet?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right, No, yeah, Greg, there's another form of a goober.
As Greg was in high school. We'll be celebrating Bigfoot
is what we'll be doing. So hope, are you gonna
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Speaker 6 (22:40):
Not?
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Don't forget these John Mo'billy Lake Roser's podcast, whereas no
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Speaker 7 (23:51):
Thank you well, since you did the George Foreman story,
I was gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh God, the Green Breaper, missus w passed away over
the weekend.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Hell seventy six, seventy six years old, and at the
time there are no reported cause of his death. That
hasn't been released. It just was released that his family
was with him.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh good, that's good.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Jake Paul, you remember Jake Paul from where YouTuber in
the in the boxer Mike Tyson, Well, he proposed to
his Olympic speed skater girlfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
Yeah, yu Dah dah leardo Udah. He posted on Instagram.
It was all instagram worthy. He was like, you know,
she was standing in just a sea of flowers. There
you go, right there, there's dah oh doggun it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
She's pretty.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, she's holding up one of them clocks like flavor
of flames. She's gone around her neck.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Might be is it a belt or is it a clock?
Any who?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
I say, good luck you crazy kids.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
She's a Dutch speed skater. Oh that's a silver medal
as she's hold enough. She wanted the twenty two Beijing Olympics.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
You thought it was a clerk.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Flav flo Okay, Cable, young kids are a good jack.
Paul Skater.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
I have other dating news. Pete Davidson. He's familiar with
Pete Davidson.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, the guy with no discernible talent, and he keeps
showing up. Yeah, all the great gigs.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
He started out as a comedian and lately it's been
he had all like two hundred tattoos removed. That's been
his latest Slate night talk show conversations. Well, he enjoyed
spring break at Palm Beach with his new girlfriend. Daily
Mail published photos of Pete and his twenty nine year
old girlfriend, Elsie. Elsie previously dated Ted Lasso star Jason
(25:53):
Sudeikis and Benny Blanco, who is now Selena Gomez's so.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Not like my Elsie?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Well no, you know why?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Yeah, Jason and Benny discovered her in the pages of
Playboy magazine. Okay, she was missed June in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Okay, thousand and seventy May.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Old in play So how old is old Pete Davidson?
I think he's thirty thirty, early thirties something like that.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Have you got a picture of this?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Is? Uh with Benny Blanco though that's not there.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Well, he's laying his head on one of her breath.
She was a centerfold O.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Hey, Randy, did you hear this about Apple TV Plus?
Let's see they're deep in the red. It loses a
reported one billion annually. Apple Corporations that invested five billion
a year billion a year streaming service says these current
losses are manageable.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, it's a multi trillion dollar.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Apple tv Plus has far fewer subscribers than Netflix, Disney
and Amazon, and despite critically acclaimed shows liked Ed Lasso
The Morning Show and Severns they're still they're still taking
Oh and by the way, Severn season finale is now streaming.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
So okay.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
And one more story.
Speaker 14 (27:26):
Look los Pete Davis's well here, here's the picture of
Pete Davis. And so I want to tell you about but.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Butch Butch Willmore, NASA astronaut Butch Wilmore, who returned to
Earth and his daughter made him his favorite pie. She
baked him a pecan pie. That's all he wanted. That's
what he's been craving. Or to E news.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Did you see that they weren't getting paid overtime And
some reporter mentioned it to Donald Trump, and Trump said,
I'll write them a check myself.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
He's gonna write on the check to pay for their
overtat That's.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Right, That's where I was headed with this. I'm sorry, no, no, no,
you're totally right.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
They are.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
They were aboard the International Space Station, received a forty
hour work week salary, okay, and they get paid between
eighty five thousand and one hundred and fifty thousand. They
did not receive overtime or holiday weekend pay while they
were there. There were no they were on long term
temporary duty and received the incidentals for each day they
(28:31):
were in space five dollars. Yes, based on the estimated
salary the time spent in space, Sonny and Butcher made another.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Four bucks, four dollars.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
I do.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Yeah, so they have a bonus check coming to them
for their troubles of being stranded in space for nine months,
worth eleven hundred dollars. Oh no, what did the People magazine?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
So Trump said he was going to play. He said
it on TV. He's never lying to us. Did y'all
watch this flash down?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yes, like that?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
All right, so back to that. What is the loud about? Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
All right, thank you very much, Enter.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Tayler, Thank you very much, baby for the report there. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. Hopefully you have at least one
of these. Most people only have them at home. Some
also have one at work, and if you even keep
one in their car. But overall, the most popular color
for them is blue. Tooth a toothbrush Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
(29:34):
In the late sixteen hundreds, bathing was considered unnecessary and abnormal,
and while he didn't bathe, King Louis the fourteenth insisted
on keeping this body part clean and washed it every day.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
What is the butt?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Mom? What's y'all got today? I'm going on no picture.
King Louis his Big Boy one eight hundred Big Show
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We play? John Board Jepany next.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Humming to your Homeday. Wednesday, March twenty six. Feature track
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ad a cure.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Once, but said he didn't really enjoy it, mostly because
he ended up just arguing with the technician over which
little Kiggy went to market and Witch stayed home.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Anyway, He's John Boyd. What I have a guy? Go
brought that nerve wracking wee wee wee little piggy back you. Yeah.
Let's let's say here. We got Mike out of Yatesville, Georgia.
Good morning, Mike, Hey, how's it going, man, gonna get
a body and you got first shot at John Boyd
(31:32):
Jeopardy this morning, one hundred and twenty dollars a bus
riding on it. Mike, Let's see what you got. So
it was the late sixteen hundreds, bathing was considered unnecessary,
even abnormal. While he didn't bathe, King Louis the fourteenth
insisted on keeping this body part clean, and he washed
it every day. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Well, I'm thinking of nose because if somebody parts the
last thing I want my nose to be dirty.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Wait to think it through. I didn't come that right,
at least I hope it didn't.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Know.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Let's let's deal with the first part of your answer.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Wipe the far and off my nose.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm sorry, Tater's faults. She's started with a butt. So,
so nose is what we wound up with, Mike, Your nose?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Yeah, I mean yeah, wife, I would wipe that far
and off my nose in my head and sniffing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
So so you're you're putting yourself in King Louis the
fourteenth place so you can figure this whole thing out. Okay,
So let's see, is it nose leuise.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
No.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
See this comedy thing and as easy as.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
It looks, no, because if you're having to wipe my
part off your nose, you're way too close.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Noisy workshoppings IM like like boss material. You know, it
makes a hard turn. It breaks my neck, you know
my head so far? Okay, that was for free. Mike
work Amy, work around now and h if you hang
on jack your hook, you up with your one hundred
and twenty dollars prize pack you got coming down to Yatesville.
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Oh wow, man, I wont that you want it? Buddy
blood man?
Speaker 7 (33:38):
I hang on?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Oh you want to shout out? You go ahead and
do that. I've already stuck mouth well more than that. Actually, no, no,
never mind, You're right all right, body, good deal. You
hanging there, Keep working this comedy thing. It is not
that easy. Of course, that is what you got to
(34:00):
work with. You didn't have much to work with it.
You know, I'm giving a call support him. I got
it and I thought it was great. My gott jump
on your knees. Well, this is the award.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export. Got a hankering for steak, but don't want
to break the bank to get it. Cowboy Greg Warren says,
(35:08):
bring the wife and dogies on down to one Star
steakhouse and saloon. You know, five star cuisine is highly overrated.
You gotta get all dressed up for it, and the.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
Portions are ted skimpy, and they're always trying to push
something you never heard of on you, like chip boat
lay this or a tilapia that. A good old medium
rare sirloin with a baked potato in the side of
onion rings was good enough for your daddy. Greg reckons,
it's good enough for you too, But don't take our
word for it. Listen to these marginally satisfied one star customers.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
It was okay, I guess I reckon.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I've had worse.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
Come on out during our big grand up and the
celebration this weekend. By one entree at regular price, get
another one for the price of another one. It's two
for the price of boat all weekend longing, and every
one star meal includes unlimited country croc spread and one
Star is soon to be famous bottomless Creuton bowl on
our four item salad door. You're a one star gual.
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Come to the place and understand you. One Star Steakhouse
and Saloon, one star food for one star people, located
on State Road twenty three near the Frontage Road, in
the old lone Star Steakhouse and Saloon. In fact, hell,
all we did was take the L off the sign
and print up some new menus. So next time your
bellies hollering steak, make it a one star night, one
(36:34):
Star Steakhouse and Saloon. When good enough is good enough
Sean Voyan Dilly's Good Morning Radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Wednesday and March down twenty six. Yeah, it's happening
at the Big Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 11 (37:32):
Hello friends, you're old how Bert Fern here, old man
Winter has finally pecked his bags and spring is finally here,
and that can only mean one thing. It's our colossal
opening weekend at the Big Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Let's shake off.
Speaker 11 (37:49):
Those cold weather blues and heat things up with an
exciting night at the movies. At the Big Show Drive
in Theater, you can watch the stars under the stars,
and in honor of spring, we've got a hot and
steamy triple feature for lovers of all ages as long
as those ages are over twenty one, get a load
of this freak show. First up, we've got the latest
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historical romance biopic.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
A young Welsh singer hits the big time and then
hits it big time.
Speaker 11 (38:18):
It's a chronicle of connubial conquests spanning six decades. The
movie runs three hours, trend from its original seven hundred
and sixty three hour runtime. Bring along the talcum Powder.
I got changed just watching the trailer. It's Tom Jones
diary created our for really long.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
The movie that is.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Our next flick is a hilarious romantic comedy.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
What happens when the best looking guy in the office
develops a bad case of the pants noodle and he
discovers he's allergic to the little blue pills.
Speaker 11 (39:00):
Designed to a loveless love life when he meets the
girl of his dreams and then it's all hands on
deck to find a cure. It's fifty shades of limp.
(39:22):
It's funny because it's not you, or is it? And finally,
a beautiful young woman goes into the hospital for a
routine ependectomy, only to get her chart mixed up with
another patient. The tragedy becomes a comedy which she wakes
up with a new little friend and has to explain
to her fiance about her new normal.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
The hell.
Speaker 11 (39:44):
It's a rollicking new sex farce for the new generation.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It's you've got male parts. That's right, folks.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
Three Hollywood blockbusters for one low price and a great
big scoop of your human dignity, and you'll only find
it here at the Big Show Drive in theater.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
You'll see stars like Tom Hanks.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
Tom Sizemore, Tom Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Zipple, Arnold Palmer,
Chili Palmer and Chili, Willie, Willie Nelson, Willy Walker.
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Will he make it? Betty won't? Betty will Betty? My
Betty didn't.
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Snoopy Droophy, Soopy Sales, Soupy Reynolds, pee Wee Hermann, pee
Wee Reese, Reese Witherspoon, Reese wither Fork, fifty seventy five
cent daughter, fifty two bucks in change and sold, Jason Statum,
Jason Voorhees, Jason and the Argonauts, and that fat character
actor whose name you can remember but could pick his
butt cleavage out of a lineup, even after a four
day drunk with Benedict comber Batch. Don't waste time eating dinner,
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Grab some chow at the show. It's Weenie weekend at
the Big Show Drive in Theater. We've got the best
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sponsored by the offices of Doctor Ding Dong from Hong
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former Pocono comic Cuckoo Kosher's she Brews featuring teeny weenies
and Bellini's Gourmet Cocktail Franks and gourmet Bellini Cocktails served
with straws made from piping hot hollowed out all beef
Kosher Franks gross. You bet it is, but it'll take
your mind off the movies. Be sure and get there
early for a free concert by legendary Hebrew rock singer
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Ju Reid, who'll be singing hits from his latest album
I'm not paying retail.
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For your Tale.
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When you sing our famous theme song, Oh.
Speaker 11 (42:09):
Joe Boy Billy every thanks m right, cowboy Billy, do
you know you are the best.
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Speaker 2 (42:33):
See you there. Wowy, it's a big show on your radio.
Thanks for joining us this morning. Oh I love all.
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Speaker 2 (43:56):
Good Wednesday morning to you. O. Happy you with us here,
big show on the radio. We're in proud radio station
gotta go through man. See, I mean station we got
with the Sweet sixteen is ready for the twenty twenty
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we got duke. We got duke left in the tournament.
That's only a cceed team Corse Carolina Chapel Hill right
now the road, oh Blue Doubles. But let's talk about Bigfoot.
(45:05):
There are two separate Bigfoot festivals going on across our
home state of North Carolina August twenty third and Marya,
North Carolina, and then the w NC Bigfoot Festival. You
worry Bigfoot Festival happens August thirtieth and thirty first.
Speaker 7 (45:22):
Of course they are big.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Something of a big deal. Of course, our boy up
there in Pokey's backyard one of the latest Bigfoot signings. Luckily,
he knows how to rough talk up there in the
mountains when he saw him.
Speaker 15 (45:38):
I'll come out here and rough talk him and run
him all huh.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
But not before he noticed distinguishing feature about Bigfoot. Hey
had beautiful hair. He sure did, and I believe that.
Pokey said, yeah, you don't want him the rough talk.
I'll come out here and rough talk and run him all.
I just love that guy. Way to go, way to go,
house all run and uh. Of course Greg Warren remember
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Greg talking about Bigfoot this dad, You know, you gotta
commence yourself if you're gonna if you're gonna catch your bigfoot.
Early comedian Greg Warren out of Saint Louis will tell
us how to do that, or really what not to do.
That's coming up in minutes, and then we're gonna play
Beating the Blonde. All right, good stuff. Big Show rolls on.
You more than ever boy, that you got a big
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You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
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Youn boy and Billy big show.
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How big is it? Bigger than my head?
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And that's big there?
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Yeah, o b I read it and I pay that tabby
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Speaker 2 (01:05):
Talking doodle dooo. Hop't out of it is already homday,
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I'm at fellow employees, gentlemen, rescue sphints. You've got a
good plan for Here's March twenty six were mine the
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only two shopping days left until anyone Dueler Buehler Friday.
John Boy's birthday. Yes, you mean the guy from the
Walton Now his real name is Richard Thomas. Yeah, I've
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been the only real John Boy for well quite some time. No,
thanks to well. Actually it was after WV AG and
Burlington Graham Graham, North Carolina, my hometown, right out of
the hospital bam well. Actually I worked before I go
to the hospital. Pump gas goers there at Artsdale service station
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in Graham, North Carolina. I was in the oil business
when I started outool I found out just raise your
hand when you want the high five, because I can't
keep up at the high school level I was, you know,
I already mastered that and then just got out there
in the work world. I could check old why windshield
fill her up.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Back?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
It was full service.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Right then I got the movie business. You know, I
was gonna save the speech until Friday was rehearsing. Yeah, okay,
so why I'll just dag you up to the time
where I get in the oil business, when I was
a senior in high school. All right, okay, now you
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all remind me tomorrow. I know the way I was
only Thursday, Man, Marry you remind me. Okay, I trust Barry. Okay,
So we're counting down two days until the rest of
the story. Okay, that'd be a good title for a
radio bit. We'll set you up and we'll get the
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Camo special. How about that. Well, let's look at three
dates in history be where we'll get our category. I
meant to try out you cream here, Taylor, let me
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rub it. Well, there you go. I mean it's not
really cream.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
It's a paper luber cater.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh my god, please explain.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
You know, you know how they have for things that
there's a.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I have troubles turning pages pages finger. Yeah, I just
rub it, yeah, inex. Then putting on my thumb and
it's a discou there it is, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Short quick is what this one is called, short.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Short quick finger. This segment brought to you by Short
quick finger.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Thingy moistener hollo oh nothing to have a smell.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I was hoving it, but look how it slights in
your nose? All right, good, well, here we go. Let's
set you up in the categories. Nineteen seventy three, the
daytime TV soap The Young and the Restless debuted on
Cbsay's Favorite seventy three. Oh man, that's when I was
working nights too in Knoxville, so in the afternoon. No,
(05:05):
that was General Hospital that I want. So Jackie's Favorite,
The Young and the rest is, who did they have?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
That was?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
The Story's still the same, So it's still going a
victor right, victors on there and Nikki and the Abbots.
It's all still the same.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And that flew in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
While I guarantee you I could tune in and I
would know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Saw it's of a Jackie license. She records. Its usually
one of the jobs bitch watches nice. All right. Well,
let's move up to twenty nineteen. State of emergency declared
in Rockland County, New York due to measles epidemic, with
unvaccinated kids banned from public spaces for thirty days after
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one hundred and fifty three cases. After that, of course,
Rayford booked his trip to Rockland County. H Yeah, so
you're talking about vaccinations on that category. That's one twenty
twenty four. The Francis got Key Bridge in Baltimore. The
one point six mile long, forty seven year old structure
collapsed after being struck by Singapore cargo ship. Well that
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was one year ago today. That happened, so the ship
lost power, couldn't stop before ramming the bridge. The collision
left six people missing. I guess they got it cleaned
up by now, and I'm sure the bridge.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Is a little They've got space open for the boats
to get through. I have a good friend that actually
was an inspector for that bridge, no kidding. He's an
engine old Maya, and he said.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That bridge was in bad shape. He's for the hill.
Oh yeah, man, you know. And I'm telling you know,
those big ships like that, if you're thinking about breaking,
you got to start a mile at least a mile out.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah, they can break, couldn't turn, couldn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And then when you ain't got power. Yeah, it was
very good luck. All right. Well there you go. So
think about bridges and there's our categories. One eight hundred.
Big show was our toll free line. Come on, play
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radio rolling two you. Wednesday, March twenty six, our feature
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Yesterday's it was Gooper Joe Letter. I got that for
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you on the other side of the news. Coming up
as we get the winning let's laugh.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boyd and Billy we gave the prizes from the
big Prize being Let's go me contested number one. This
should really be a lot of fun when you're playing
outdist have a hurry up.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And guest time, you have the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Let's say hi to Chris from Bristoe for Virginia.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
We have shots.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Good morning, Chris, good morning. Hey we go coming out
of Bristol on the outher side of Tennessee, Virginia. Mike
you welcome.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Welcome, welcome.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Look, I'm just waking up. Well, let's get you these
three categories. Chris start out with three daytime soaps. Ready go.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Young and the restless as the world turns in days
of our life lives?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Huh can you name anything about any of those, Chris?
You know any of the characters' names or plot lines?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Let me ask my grandmother.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I was I was going to phone a friend. Stories
are on prop still going on to where she was,
right a dude, Chris, go work, buddy. Now let's get
from you. Three vaccinations ready go Jingos, Measles, COVID. Oh my,
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and for the wind. Three famous bridges ready.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Go London Bridge, Golden Gate and the Brooklyn Bridge. I believe.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Hell, let's take a prize back, Chris, good work, glad
you wanted Bardie.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
My first time calling it, so thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
All right, but let's giddy god Chris un of piersol jacket.
I don't care him getting a prize, BacT he's gonna
bone his grandmamas. What's going on? It has a world
turns that never was very popular, wasn't it was?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Yes? Very popular?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Good morning and it's big Sha on the radio. Be's
talking about the Lisbon letter, Heredeus. Oh look at your back.
Oh we get letters.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
You get your letters today?
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Rich?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Lets I love those letters?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Last what you've got to say good.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Today. As of course, I am handling God's mail from
the US Postal Service. I took back over from Jackie
after the anthrax scare was over. Yeah, said director of
human resources from John boy Entourage, and uh, I want
him and you're the director of Hermann Resources. I know
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he had one, but it says my It starts the
letter starts of my dear lovely Jackie. You want me
to read a Jackie? You want to You don't mind
me reading your mail, do you, my dear lovely Jackie.
I would like to apply for the position of Entourage
member being vacated by a stupid due to dereliction of
duties resulting from mental illness.
Speaker 12 (12:26):
Now, now again, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, this comes up a lot. He's not about Thiggy,
who just got mayried alright, and the way, hey Thiggy,
hey Peyton, oh kind of by the way, you're fishing
in the rights full beach King Mackel tournament. We're gonna
take the duh huh out. And by the way, if
you come, could you pay uh anyway? So I feel
I'm the logical replacement and would be an asset for
(12:51):
the following reasons. Can drink nearly a six pack in
a single setting. Know most of John Boyce lingo, uh
huh ah, hoy, et cetera. Have my own pickup and
pop ten so am mobile. Am not easily shamed or embarrassed.
I am an expert on stripping out, oh, skipping out
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on tabs, checks, bills, or whatever works. Do a heck
of a general Tom Sadler impression. I understand the following.
Everything I say and do must be for John Boy's
convenience and never expanding ego expanding even talks like you
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he is good. Understand that the pay and appreciation will
be none or little, if any. That from time to
time I'd be required to deal with the freaks, geeks,
and odd balls that appear I e Astronerd, Tim Wilson, Randy.
I understand that I'm a start at the bottom, as
loser third class. There stand that I am subject to
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termination at any time for no reason other than John
Boy's pleasure or mood. I will require the following access
to the free food and studio, A big bag, a
T shirt with one pocket and logo, a hat, a
cape non negotiable, A fresh roll, of TP per week.
(14:22):
Oh thank you Jack, access to Rayfer's liquor drawer and
right to smack Randy once in a while.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I feel I would fit right in with the other losers,
I mean entourage member like Fat Boy, Skinny Kenney, Montana, Carl,
Bubba Hoyt and Flumpty Glove Goober Joe. That's Goober with
two o'sumpy lumpy.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Well, you can't say he doesn't understand the job.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Good morning Bags show, it's on the radio coming up
about twenty minutes. It's tay Er Tamer news. Right now
it's time too.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I was like, yo, what's up?
Speaker 13 (15:45):
I'd have been here sooner, but Patrick got to brow him.
He been gone for two d I had to hitchig
in imagine that. Oh, welcome a man like me. Welcome
to another episode of AX for all the far why
one you need for all your so called Afro perspiration relationship?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Did this?
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Did mit the Turner? That's what I'm talking about. You
remember that Jackie met the Turner. My sweet husband and
I have been married for fourteen years. We had three
beautiful children, ages twelve, eleven, and seven. The two oldest
our girls, and the youngest is a boy. We both
loved him with all our hearts, but they have called
the rift in our relation of shrimp. When we were
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first married, I greet my man at the door. I,
after his hard day at work with a big.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Kids, welcome him home with loving arms.
Speaker 13 (16:40):
Take his suit, hang it up for him while I
laid out some comfortable clothes to wear. That I'd fix
him a drink, serve him a lovely Then, of course
you did.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
You're a woman, ain't you who? Today we play soft
Senta's music and.
Speaker 13 (16:53):
And enjoyed each other. That's what I'm talking about. Nine
so wrapped up and our children. I've hardly had time
to say hello to him when he comes to the door.
By the time the cheering there in bed then a
man cleaned up. I don't have nothing left to give
my man. Mister Turner, give me that, mister Turner.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Please hit me.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
There are so many young, beautiful women out there looking
for a good man. I was lucky enough to find
one of the few left, and I don't want to
lose it. How can I save our love? Sad by
the sea? Did sad so? You too busy to get busy?
Speaker 10 (17:30):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Your young has got you so.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
Worn out that you ain't got nothing left to wear
Your man out, ain't no sense, and you're doing everything.
You can't help it. You ain't no much Stewart. You
want to save your love life. All you got to
do is figure out something to do with your children.
And always I got to answer.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Let me preach on him. Option of number one. Sell
your children. You don't want to get him away.
Speaker 13 (18:00):
This is your chance to get back some of that
long green you've done shelled out raising them a little
monster so far. But if you already got attached to
them and all emotionally like and ain't interested in your reblate,
see option in number two. Option in number two, get
a natty that's like living in babysitter and don't go hide,
(18:21):
no chubbing neighborhood scan. If you're gonna spend your herder benjaminins,
y'all might as well hire someone that's eased on eyeballs,
and to get high quality and a little price higher
and farther. They're all kinds of fine looking holes. MoMA suh,
(18:43):
you know what you call Russian Indians. And then then
the Hong Kong E's and the Swedishes and all sorts
of third worlds, booty lichens, babysitters, and since the Theay
has just dying to get into this country and they
don't care who the baby daddy is.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
They just want the job.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 13 (19:03):
Why would I bring you in some hot green card
hoochie to strut around in front of my oh love
the pride man. Allow me to uh a loocidate the
afro mentioned hoochi is Sue serves two porpoises. One she
keep the kids out of your hair while you and
mac Daddy go two out of three falls, and two
(19:24):
when she's parading around your humble a dove in that
teddy and thong, you gonna buy her your husband's long
buried hard normal emotions will eruptuate and you will be
swept away in a tiradal wave of passion.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
After all, you gets more fly with horned than vinegar.
Speaker 13 (19:43):
And play your cards right and you might be able
to talk Old Mary Pimpin's there into what you calls
a meringue troit. Now, if all else fails, refer to
option in number three, put your foot in the crack
of someone backside can't go no merit of profamations, but
uh you show, we'll feel better business.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Mike, you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
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O Box one nine one one one Charlotte and see
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Get more flying Hornty than Bennico.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Good morning, You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You're come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse the request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
(20:48):
a horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Good morning, Big Show is on the radio. About that
letter from listener goober Joe won't to not drize him?
We don't. We we got enough goober so doing way
too many? Only one shoe though, right, That's why I
know you have original goober on a big show.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
You know your.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Hey, Goober, I'll brow from it's gonna Seale. Now show
you goole. You can't swing a dead cat out hitting
the goober. And I'm thinking about not so much the name.
I'll have to explain that. Are you work shopping right now?
I'm gonna take some notes? So uh we got we'll go.
(22:16):
You had, Greg Warren since speaking of comedians, I knew
I had comedy in my head. It's sure not coming
out of my mouth.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Oh not yet?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right, No, yeah, Greg, there's another form of a goober.
As Greg was in high school. We'll be celebrating Bigfoot
is what we'll be doing. So hope, are you gonna
be here?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Not?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Don't forget these John Mo'billy Lake Roser's podcast, whereas no
excuse you missing any part of the big show. So
as a boy, Greg flute man Greg, a little over
a little under two hours, it looks like, all right, good, well,
let's get I guess the quicker we go to faster'll
get here. So what we got? Yeah we go? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
(23:04):
Timny goobers, I got you. Tainer Tainment News. Yeah all right,
I can't make God talk contact with Tatters. She's working.
Tator Tament News is next. I can see it. That's
The Big Show rolls old Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. Coming up, we play John Boy Jebary. We
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Hang on, you can win you something in minutes. Right now,
(23:46):
it's tom or Tater Taman News and here's our girl,
Marcay Tater more m.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Thank you well, since you did the George Foreman story,
I was gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh God, the Green Breaper, missus w passed away over
the weekend.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Hell seventy six, seventy six years old, and at the
time there are no reported cause of his death. That
hasn't been released. It just was released that his family
was with him.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh good, that's good.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Jake Paul, you remember Jake Paul from where YouTuber in
the in the boxer Mike Tyson, Well, he proposed to
his Olympic speed skater girlfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
Yeah, yu Dah dah leardo Udah. He posted on Instagram.
It was all instagram worthy. He was like, you know,
she was standing in just a sea of flowers. There
you go, right there, there's dah oh doggun it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
She's pretty.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, she's holding up one of them clocks like flavor
of flames. She's gone around her neck.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Might be is it a belt or is it a clock?
Any who?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
I say, good luck you crazy kids.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
She's a Dutch speed skater. Oh that's a silver medal
as she's hold enough. She wanted the twenty two Beijing Olympics.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
You thought it was a clerk.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Flav flo Okay, Cable, young kids are a good jack.
Paul Skater.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
I have other dating news. Pete Davidson. He's familiar with
Pete Davidson.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, the guy with no discernible talent, and he keeps
showing up. Yeah, all the great gigs.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
He started out as a comedian and lately it's been
he had all like two hundred tattoos removed. That's been
his latest Slate night talk show conversations. Well, he enjoyed
spring break at Palm Beach with his new girlfriend. Daily
Mail published photos of Pete and his twenty nine year
old girlfriend, Elsie. Elsie previously dated Ted Lasso star Jason
(25:53):
Sudeikis and Benny Blanco, who is now Selena Gomez's so.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Not like my Elsie?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Well no, you know why?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Yeah, Jason and Benny discovered her in the pages of
Playboy magazine. Okay, she was missed June in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Okay, thousand and seventy May.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Old in play So how old is old Pete Davidson?
I think he's thirty thirty, early thirties something like that.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Have you got a picture of this?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Is? Uh with Benny Blanco though that's not there.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Well, he's laying his head on one of her breath.
She was a centerfold O.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Hey, Randy, did you hear this about Apple TV Plus?
Let's see they're deep in the red. It loses a
reported one billion annually. Apple Corporations that invested five billion
a year billion a year streaming service says these current
losses are manageable.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, it's a multi trillion dollar.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Apple tv Plus has far fewer subscribers than Netflix, Disney
and Amazon, and despite critically acclaimed shows liked Ed Lasso
The Morning Show and Severns they're still they're still taking
Oh and by the way, Severn season finale is now streaming.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
So okay.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
And one more story.
Speaker 14 (27:26):
Look los Pete Davis's well here, here's the picture of
Pete Davis. And so I want to tell you about but.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Butch Butch Willmore, NASA astronaut Butch Wilmore, who returned to
Earth and his daughter made him his favorite pie. She
baked him a pecan pie. That's all he wanted. That's
what he's been craving. Or to E news.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Did you see that they weren't getting paid overtime And
some reporter mentioned it to Donald Trump, and Trump said,
I'll write them a check myself.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
He's gonna write on the check to pay for their
overtat That's.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Right, That's where I was headed with this. I'm sorry, no, no, no,
you're totally right.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
They are.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
They were aboard the International Space Station, received a forty
hour work week salary, okay, and they get paid between
eighty five thousand and one hundred and fifty thousand. They
did not receive overtime or holiday weekend pay while they
were there. There were no they were on long term
temporary duty and received the incidentals for each day they
(28:31):
were in space five dollars. Yes, based on the estimated
salary the time spent in space, Sonny and Butcher made another.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Four bucks, four dollars.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
I do.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Yeah, so they have a bonus check coming to them
for their troubles of being stranded in space for nine months,
worth eleven hundred dollars. Oh no, what did the People magazine?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
So Trump said he was going to play. He said
it on TV. He's never lying to us. Did y'all
watch this flash down?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yes, like that?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
All right, so back to that. What is the loud about? Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
All right, thank you very much, Enter.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Tayler, Thank you very much, baby for the report there. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. Hopefully you have at least one
of these. Most people only have them at home. Some
also have one at work, and if you even keep
one in their car. But overall, the most popular color
for them is blue. Tooth a toothbrush Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
(29:34):
In the late sixteen hundreds, bathing was considered unnecessary and abnormal,
and while he didn't bathe, King Louis the fourteenth insisted
on keeping this body part clean and washed it every day.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
What is the butt?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Mom? What's y'all got today? I'm going on no picture.
King Louis his Big Boy one eight hundred Big Show
You told free line we go, do we get a winter?
We play? John Board Jepany next.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Humming to your Homeday. Wednesday, March twenty six. Feature track
for the Big Show, Big Box A man Catbury with
a manly pedicure. Social key word man lived when they
hit the bed box at the Big Show. Dot com
there right now, let's play. Yes, it's live across America.
It's John Boyd, Japany and now your host. He got
(30:59):
ad a cure.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Once, but said he didn't really enjoy it, mostly because
he ended up just arguing with the technician over which
little Kiggy went to market and Witch stayed home.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Anyway, He's John Boyd. What I have a guy? Go
brought that nerve wracking wee wee wee little piggy back you. Yeah.
Let's let's say here. We got Mike out of Yatesville, Georgia.
Good morning, Mike, Hey, how's it going, man, gonna get
a body and you got first shot at John Boyd
(31:32):
Jeopardy this morning, one hundred and twenty dollars a bus
riding on it. Mike, Let's see what you got. So
it was the late sixteen hundreds, bathing was considered unnecessary,
even abnormal. While he didn't bathe, King Louis the fourteenth
insisted on keeping this body part clean, and he washed
it every day. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Well, I'm thinking of nose because if somebody parts the
last thing I want my nose to be dirty.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Wait to think it through. I didn't come that right,
at least I hope it didn't.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Know.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Let's let's deal with the first part of your answer.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Wipe the far and off my nose.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm sorry, Tater's faults. She's started with a butt. So,
so nose is what we wound up with, Mike, Your nose?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Yeah, I mean yeah, wife, I would wipe that far
and off my nose in my head and sniffing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
So so you're you're putting yourself in King Louis the
fourteenth place so you can figure this whole thing out. Okay,
So let's see, is it nose leuise.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
No.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
See this comedy thing and as easy as.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
It looks, no, because if you're having to wipe my
part off your nose, you're way too close.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Noisy workshoppings IM like like boss material. You know, it
makes a hard turn. It breaks my neck, you know
my head so far? Okay, that was for free. Mike
work Amy, work around now and h if you hang
on jack your hook, you up with your one hundred
and twenty dollars prize pack you got coming down to Yatesville.
(33:34):
Oh wow, man, I wont that you want it? Buddy
blood man?
Speaker 7 (33:38):
I hang on?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Oh you want to shout out? You go ahead and
do that. I've already stuck mouth well more than that. Actually, no, no,
never mind, You're right all right, body, good deal. You
hanging there, Keep working this comedy thing. It is not
that easy. Of course, that is what you got to
(34:00):
work with. You didn't have much to work with it.
You know, I'm giving a call support him. I got
it and I thought it was great. My gott jump
on your knees. Well, this is the award.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export. Got a hankering for steak, but don't want
to break the bank to get it. Cowboy Greg Warren says,
(35:08):
bring the wife and dogies on down to one Star
steakhouse and saloon. You know, five star cuisine is highly overrated.
You gotta get all dressed up for it, and the.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
Portions are ted skimpy, and they're always trying to push
something you never heard of on you, like chip boat
lay this or a tilapia that. A good old medium
rare sirloin with a baked potato in the side of
onion rings was good enough for your daddy. Greg reckons,
it's good enough for you too, But don't take our
word for it. Listen to these marginally satisfied one star customers.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
It was okay, I guess I reckon.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I've had worse.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
Come on out during our big grand up and the
celebration this weekend. By one entree at regular price, get
another one for the price of another one. It's two
for the price of boat all weekend longing, and every
one star meal includes unlimited country croc spread and one
Star is soon to be famous bottomless Creuton bowl on
our four item salad door. You're a one star gual.
(36:11):
Come to the place and understand you. One Star Steakhouse
and Saloon, one star food for one star people, located
on State Road twenty three near the Frontage Road, in
the old lone Star Steakhouse and Saloon. In fact, hell,
all we did was take the L off the sign
and print up some new menus. So next time your
bellies hollering steak, make it a one star night, one
(36:34):
Star Steakhouse and Saloon. When good enough is good enough
Sean Voyan Dilly's Good Morning Radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Wednesday and March down twenty six. Yeah, it's happening
at the Big Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 11 (37:32):
Hello friends, you're old how Bert Fern here, old man
Winter has finally pecked his bags and spring is finally here,
and that can only mean one thing. It's our colossal
opening weekend at the Big Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Let's shake off.
Speaker 11 (37:49):
Those cold weather blues and heat things up with an
exciting night at the movies. At the Big Show Drive
in Theater, you can watch the stars under the stars,
and in honor of spring, we've got a hot and
steamy triple feature for lovers of all ages as long
as those ages are over twenty one, get a load
of this freak show. First up, we've got the latest
(38:12):
historical romance biopic.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
A young Welsh singer hits the big time and then
hits it big time.
Speaker 11 (38:18):
It's a chronicle of connubial conquests spanning six decades. The
movie runs three hours, trend from its original seven hundred
and sixty three hour runtime. Bring along the talcum Powder.
I got changed just watching the trailer. It's Tom Jones
diary created our for really long.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
The movie that is.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Our next flick is a hilarious romantic comedy.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
What happens when the best looking guy in the office
develops a bad case of the pants noodle and he
discovers he's allergic to the little blue pills.
Speaker 11 (39:00):
Designed to a loveless love life when he meets the
girl of his dreams and then it's all hands on
deck to find a cure. It's fifty shades of limp.
(39:22):
It's funny because it's not you, or is it? And finally,
a beautiful young woman goes into the hospital for a
routine ependectomy, only to get her chart mixed up with
another patient. The tragedy becomes a comedy which she wakes
up with a new little friend and has to explain
to her fiance about her new normal.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
The hell.
Speaker 11 (39:44):
It's a rollicking new sex farce for the new generation.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It's you've got male parts. That's right, folks.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
Three Hollywood blockbusters for one low price and a great
big scoop of your human dignity, and you'll only find
it here at the Big Show Drive in theater.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
You'll see stars like Tom Hanks.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
Tom Sizemore, Tom Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Zipple, Arnold Palmer,
Chili Palmer and Chili, Willie, Willie Nelson, Willy Walker.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Will he make it? Betty won't? Betty will Betty? My
Betty didn't.
Speaker 11 (40:22):
Snoopy Droophy, Soopy Sales, Soupy Reynolds, pee Wee Hermann, pee
Wee Reese, Reese Witherspoon, Reese wither Fork, fifty seventy five
cent daughter, fifty two bucks in change and sold, Jason Statum,
Jason Voorhees, Jason and the Argonauts, and that fat character
actor whose name you can remember but could pick his
butt cleavage out of a lineup, even after a four
day drunk with Benedict comber Batch. Don't waste time eating dinner,
(40:46):
Grab some chow at the show. It's Weenie weekend at
the Big Show Drive in Theater. We've got the best
food trucks in town just waiting to go toe to
toe with your appetite. Wet your hunger at nothing but
a pound dog Footblog one pounders with all all the toppings,
sponsored by the offices of Doctor Ding Dong from Hong
Kong mail enhancement specialists. And for lighter appetites, we've got
(41:07):
former Pocono comic Cuckoo Kosher's she Brews featuring teeny weenies
and Bellini's Gourmet Cocktail Franks and gourmet Bellini Cocktails served
with straws made from piping hot hollowed out all beef
Kosher Franks gross. You bet it is, but it'll take
your mind off the movies. Be sure and get there
early for a free concert by legendary Hebrew rock singer
(41:28):
Ju Reid, who'll be singing hits from his latest album
I'm not paying retail.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
For your Tale.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
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Theaters opening weekend. Take the Brookshield Expressway to the pigm
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you see the Johnny Depp look alike getting his ass
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(41:59):
Louisher said, and you're there, get half off admission price.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
When you sing our famous theme song, Oh.
Speaker 11 (42:09):
Joe Boy Billy every thanks m right, cowboy Billy, do
you know you are the best.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Come on, clap your hands, sing along with Musky.
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We are the rap last.
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Queer open raidershine. Don't spend another miserable night at all.
Come be miserable with us at the big show drive
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Speaker 2 (42:33):
See you there. Wowy, it's a big show on your radio.
Thanks for joining us this morning. Oh I love all.
Speaker 15 (42:47):
Old fine big crown radio man wall A Winch Hoom
Brusie walk.
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Man Jack.
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Yah boy and belly.
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Yall boy bety add only two white men that made
me more whoa I feel no Barnamer sle.
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Your limp back. We walk over by your lift back. Wow.
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Good Wednesday morning to you. O. Happy you with us here,
big show on the radio. We're in proud radio station
gotta go through man. See, I mean station we got
with the Sweet sixteen is ready for the twenty twenty
five s A Double eight tournaments. We got we got Arkansas,
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the highest seed to make the Sweet sixteen, number ten.
Couple a few sixes in there, but let get Arkansas.
And you've been listening to the Big Show on k
LXQ ninety six point seven FM and Hot Springs, Arkansas
(44:42):
for the last twenty years. We sure appreciate you. It's come. Huh,
all right, let's look back our home state, North Carolina. Well,
we got duke. We got duke left in the tournament.
That's only a cceed team Corse Carolina Chapel Hill right
now the road, oh Blue Doubles. But let's talk about Bigfoot.
(45:05):
There are two separate Bigfoot festivals going on across our
home state of North Carolina August twenty third and Marya,
North Carolina, and then the w NC Bigfoot Festival. You
worry Bigfoot Festival happens August thirtieth and thirty first.
Speaker 7 (45:22):
Of course they are big.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Something of a big deal. Of course, our boy up
there in Pokey's backyard one of the latest Bigfoot signings. Luckily,
he knows how to rough talk up there in the
mountains when he saw him.
Speaker 15 (45:38):
I'll come out here and rough talk him and run
him all huh.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
But not before he noticed distinguishing feature about Bigfoot. Hey
had beautiful hair. He sure did, and I believe that.
Pokey said, yeah, you don't want him the rough talk.
I'll come out here and rough talk and run him all.
I just love that guy. Way to go, way to go,
house all run and uh. Of course Greg Warren remember
(46:06):
Greg talking about Bigfoot this dad, You know, you gotta
commence yourself if you're gonna if you're gonna catch your bigfoot.
Early comedian Greg Warren out of Saint Louis will tell
us how to do that, or really what not to do.
That's coming up in minutes, and then we're gonna play
Beating the Blonde. All right, good stuff. Big Show rolls on.
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