March 26, 2025 • 47 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Spring has sprung and the Big Show Drive In Theater coming out of its winter thaw.. - Tater has updates on Tatertainment News - and What to Watch.. - Comedian Greg Warren is hunting Big Foot.. - Hayseed Dixie is back with their unique spin on AC-DC’s “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”.. - We fill a request for Ricky B’s “Outta My Way Now”.. - and Cadbury gets a pedicure…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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in minutes. I Greg Warren is in the studio with
us this morning, and he's one of Hansoon's people. Homeboy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Uh, my folks still live there and he's hanging out
with them earlier. They're they're getting old, is that right?
They're getting in the age where everything in their house
is broken. You know, we play chess. There's there's six
pieces missing from our chest set, so we replace them
with pieces from my mom's nativity scene. We're playing chess
with the Virgin Mary and goats and wise men.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
My uncle Chief.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You know, it's like Uncle earle that that's a pawn.
You're not supposed to move him backwards. That's the son
of God. Boy, move him whenever the hell he wants
to go. He sold little respect. It says birthday. Jesus
takes the queen on his birthday. That fella can walk
on water, heat and damn well, move backwards. I'll fin
you out right now. I'm just saying. You ever noticed
(01:20):
when somebody says, I'm just saying something ignorant is on
the way, You get that look in their eyes. I'm
just saying, oh no, get the kids and the minorities
in the other room. Jimmy's gonna say something stupid. I'm
just saying, there's a wallet missing, and there's only one
black guy that it's his wallet that's missing. I'm just saying,
(01:44):
my uncle I took him to eat the other day.
You go to the restaurant and get the menu. You
know when get a menu, At the top of every
page ors a heading tells you what's on that page.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, he orders the.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Heading I'll have the steak and pork. You can't order that?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's the heading. I don't care what it says said.
That's what it says right there, thak and pork.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I can read.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Damn it, Give me the steak and poor. What do
you want to drink as sworded bare Frick is. Yeah,
he's a big He's a big, big baseball fan and
Cardinal fan. I'm guessing you are too. Absolutely yeah, he
a big fan. Bob Gibson were about there. That's all
he ever talks about is Bob Gibson. Bob Gibson would
(02:26):
have hit that soun of the guard right there. He
had to hit him right in the head. We're watching
a football game.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I don't care to hit him. He the heading.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He listens the game every night on the radio. He
spends a whole game complaining that the announcer is not
telling him the score frequently enough that that's all he
wants to hear is a score. So he just shouts
at the radio, what's the score?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Fat?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I ask, what's the store?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Moron?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
What's the store? Fat moron?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I asked, Like like his his idea of the perfect
broadcast would be this. The scar is three to two.
Three to two is a score. The score is three
to two. One team has three, the other team has two.
The team of three is beating the team of two
by a margin of one. The score is three to two. Hey, folks,
if you've just joined us, the score is three to two.
(03:19):
We're gonna go down to the field now for a
special report, Bob, what's going.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
On down there?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Larry?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Down here?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The score is three to two. But let's take a
closer look at that score.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
The number three, that is an odd number.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It is also a prime number, only divisible by itself.
It's one less than four, one more than two. That
means if the team of two were to get one
more run, the score would then be three to three. WHOA,
let's not get ahead of ourselves, Bob. Right now, the
score is three to two. That's a lamb good bron
pet right there. That's son of a gun owner. Get
him an Emmy Ward or something like that. Fat moron.
(03:52):
I thought to take a page down of that man book.
I'm just saying, did you play spoards in high school?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Going up?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I did?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I am.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I wrestled, that was yeah. I was a wrestler. My
dad was was my wrestling coach. Oh, which is tough.
Yeah yeah yeah. A lot of guys on the you know,
I mean, it's not that bad though, you got I mean,
it's I mean, he pushed me. He pushed me in sports.
So that's it's a normal thing to push your kids in,
right sports. I mean, there's people out there who spend
their whole lives trying to find Bigfoot. How'd you like
(04:27):
to have that guy as a dad? Do you even
want to find Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Son?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Because you don't act like it.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I mean, I hear you saying you want to find Bigfoot,
but you don't do a damn thing about it. Do
you sleep till noon? Bigfoot doesn't get up at noon.
Son gets up at four or fourteen in the morning.
You don't have a tracking map, you lost your night goggles.
What do you think he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Show up one day out of nowhere? Huh, knock, knock?
Who's there? Not Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Dumb ass?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Like he he pushed me, you know, I guess he was.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
He was a wrestling guy, coach, you know, nationally. I wrestled.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
My mom was in the music so I played the
clarinet in the band, which is a bad mix.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't recommend that for anybody. Really.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
The guys on the team made fun of me, especially
my best friend Huey Baker. He was a black guy,
and he's one of those guys would just get a
hold of something and never let you forget it. You know, Look,
get Greg man. Greg played a flute. It's actually a clarinet.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It's a flute.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Greg.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You a flute man. Look at little flute man, Greg.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Flutea flute Greg, little flute man, Greg flutcha flute.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Flute man.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Greg rooted to the fresh and flute it. Greg. We'd
be on the bus going to a match.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
He'd be real quiet, and all of a sudden, here.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Hup two three four? What the hell? We fight?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And fall?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Flute man. It's embarrassing when you're out there wrestling. You
here hit him with your flute. Greg.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I was shy at high school. Every time I talked
to a girl, Hue would show up out of nowhere,
a Gred. Who are you talking to? This is Carol
Huey Carroll, how you doing well? You flu that Gred
soots you blue to Caroll Bred tell you no, Greg
is a flute man, a flute man, Carroll go. I'd
ask him, who's your fan football player? Greg, Doug flutie?
(06:20):
Who's your second favorite? Brian Piccolo?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And I didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I didn't even get it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The worse my friend Nick got it worse. My friend
NICKI was one of his guys. Yet hit like high shoulders.
You know, he looked like a turtle.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Hugh.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
He called him no neck Nick looking Nick Man. Nick
ain't got no neck where your nick at?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Nick?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
No Nick Nick, No Nick Nick, no neck Nick.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Neck, Patty Whack.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Get a knuckle bone, But it can't be no neck
bone because Nick ain't got no neck.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Way and I got Nick.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
The footbone. It's connected to the knee bone. It's connected
to the headbone. It's connected right through the headbone because
I ain't no neck bone, because Nick ain't got no neck.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
If Nick put on a turtleneck, he would be blind.
Man took some heat. Man, I'm sure it's made you tougher.
I know, I hope, so I go.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
We got Greg warre Wethers for the rest of this
big show this morning. I'm telling you all funded man
right here, I did. That's a man, ah did y'all
Let's play Beat the Blonde, Come on, open them up
at one eight hundred, Big Show. We'll get a contestant
and play next Good good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(08:03):
We got a feature track on the Big show box.
My gentlemen, gentlemen, Cadbury, we discuss see manly procedure. Oh no,
not that one. This is a manly pedicure.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
One.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
That's where they went after.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Keyword manly. You know, so click out on their contest
but you can't get through. Might call you.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Very right now.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
This coutess is beat the blood. Let's meet our contestant
playing on a great ben Kansas.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Jeffrey, Good morning, Jeffrey, Good morning, John boy, No buddy,
welcome bye.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Jeffrey. Will ask tell you some questions. You agree or
disagree whether she's right or wrong. You don't even have
to know the answer. You disagree or disagree, get two
bells and you will win a big old prize. Back alright,
bought it? Okay, okay with Yeah, if a jackass mates
with a female horse, what will they produce? That would
(09:12):
probably be another bald one, like he's a beauty. Did
you see his wife shut him down on week?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Was that there in the.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, it's the same as I'm probably with having a
young wife. I figured out, I mean, did I know
I was always more out to my old wife. Don't
get a shot never mind, never mind? So anyway, where
were we?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
You want to know what you get when you cross it?
Made a jackass with a horse.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, that's a mule. A mule, Jeffrey, that's what you'll get.
You agree or disagree, and yeah, look at you getting
a mule. By the way, mules are often born sterile.
So say then that the ball's Unfortunately, a male donkey
(10:13):
is a jackass. A female donkey's a ginny and burrow
that's just the Spanish word for donky.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Tricky.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, look at us learning about donkeys. And there's a
male for Jeffrey one morning you get the prizepect, Jeffy, tight,
we shear sheep for their wool. What do we get
from sharing an angora goat?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Retribution for the naked sheep?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
They're very vengeance.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
They're very naked retribution.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
From the aora goat ratest of all time.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
But that would make cashmere darling cashmere.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So uh, Jeffy day says, shear an angora goat and
you get kashmir. Do you agree or disagree? All agree?
And now you get mow hair, mo hair, not a
less hair. All right, there were going down, Jeffrey and
(11:25):
get a bail or a bus and we're gonna find
out if you want to lose on this question, Tater.
According to fur experts, is it a good idea to
ever so often run your hands over your favorite fur coat?
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
And the gentleman who bought it for you, Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yes, Yes, it's good for you to go in there
and your fur coat and rub your hands over it. Jeffrey,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Disagree?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Really wow, like you knew what you and that Jeffrey,
do you happen to know why Jeffrey, he's just going
to get str there.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
When I was told when I had when I had
a rabbit fur coat not to do it because one
it would pull the hair out of would pull the
fur out and also get it dirty.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
And you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Right up, Yeah, the eye says no, skin oils are
bad for the fur as well. You're right good dirty,
all right. Well, look at Jeffrey had a great man
knowing about fur coats and winning the big old swag.
But world lawnmower. Congratulations, Jeffrey, you will bought it. Probably
(12:53):
gonna jump out, catch you up on your newes on
the other side. The rocket a seed, Dixie bluegrass, Ronna,
make sense, good morning, it's a big sewing the radio. Well,
(13:41):
give a shout out, my young buds. The brother's Young
out of Virginia and you can follow them on Facebook
and Instagram. The Brothers Young and they're playing in Rocky Mount,
Virginia at the Harvester seven pm this Saturday, r twenty nine.
I know we've got a lot of listeners. Rocky Mount,
(14:03):
Virginia joined that old bluegrass show to fine young men
carry the traditional. I mean when they started playing, it's unbelievable.
It was right, Jock, he said, the Mores.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
The brothers showing, okay, do that, and they have great socials.
I have the great videos on their Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Awesome, Blaby, thank you very much working out that dad.
It was not our first foray into bluegrass. Our first
one was with Hayse Dixie. Check check this out.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Dude, want for you have the trop movie. You're asking
for head and he's giving you the blues. He want
to graduate fing None of here's big.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hear what you gotta do?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Pick up the phone. I'm always home and can tell
me anytime. Green three four three six three two way,
I lead alive and cry.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I say they're hurted ds. It's a dunk dirt chip herd.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It's a dune dirt cheap they're heard of deeds dunk
dirt cheap.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Saying they're doing dirt cheap, saying they're doing dirt cheap.
You've got problems in your life of love. You've got
broken in the heart. She do with dealing with your
best friend. That's when the tear drops starts.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
Pick up the phone and I'm always hold I'm making
social cow come right in forget about here him, we'll
have herselves about.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
They're heard of.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
Deeds done dirt cheap.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
See it's dune dirt cheap, herded deed, it's done.
Speaker 8 (15:55):
Dirt chick, saying they're doing dirt chees deeds and they're
done dirt cheapy.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Hall nor you gotta leave it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You want hurt down. Yeah, but you ain't got the guts.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
N She keeps ane. Ain't that you're not in the
to forgive. You know, you pick up the phone, leave
her alone for this time. You made us name before
a fee. Oh he's to be happy to be here back.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Don't man.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Heard of deeds done dirt chip said the urded deeds down.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Dirt chip deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
It's und dirt che.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Contrax Nick tas.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Its hues contract about it, I say it the.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Hurd you say it, they hurt.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Good mornings will be showing the radio. She wait, not
gon over hors dumb?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Hey is hoyt all my life on a fight about it?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Break or breaker? Good buddy John boyn bitter here, that's.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
A big tanfor you. Begg on hey, old driving nose, kicking,
knuckles dragging made her monger and he hull looking pervert?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
H what's chegging over and cassing dead? Double wise just
yelling like.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
A feeling polishing off some leftover road killed stew for
breakfast road kills stew had delberts steady. Reid brung home
a possum yesterday after work. You're kidding, I'm serious as
a bus wreck.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So he picks up dead possums in the road and
cooks him. Yeah, sounds kind of dangerous hot.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Not really see. Reid carries him a can of bright
orange spray paint, like the one the fellas at the
power company used.
Speaker 10 (18:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
On the way to work, if he sees the possum
in the road, he paints a stripe on it, and
on the way home, if he sees one without a stripe,
he knows she's fresh, you say, so, Hey, he may
be old and dumb, but he knows good eating.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well, well, how's delbt?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
No boys in rough shape? That's probably because he talked
us into going out to casad Pepe last night. That
new Mexican joined out on twenty three. He says, come
on here, be fine, I says Delbert. You know how
them tequila shots go right to your head and the
food always messages your digestion up, trust me, A hammered
(19:21):
hick with the square.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Tain't what happened?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Well, what do you think? He ordered a big old
plate of them bean breader. Next thing you know, he's
slamming down on Jose Cuervo. Took about thirty minutes for
his start working on him. All of a sudden, all
the color drains out of his head. He stumbles up
to his feet and says, I be right. There goes
bouncing off half people at the bar on the way
to the restroom. So I'm sitting there shooting the ball
(19:47):
with this little female bartender. All of a sudden we
hear this big old Jenny klowner of a scream coming
from the back. Bartender says, what in a world? I says,
Ad be Delbert. So we go back to talking about
thirty seconds later, here comes again. Bartender says, you think
he's okay? I said, he ain't been all the way
(20:08):
right since about nineteen eighty six. Just in here comes again.
I said, excuse me just a second, I'd better go
check on it. So I go back in the back.
I finally find Edward's sitting there, all hunched over with
his breeches around his ankles. I says, Deborah, what's going on?
He says, he was right. It run right through me.
I'm sitting here, my head spinning, my guts rumbling. A
(20:31):
reach around to do a courtesy flush. Something comes up
by the commode and grabs you around the butt and squeezes.
I don't know what the heck's going on. It's done
it two or three times. I says, well, three things.
Number one, I told you not to overdo it. Number two,
you ain't in the bathroom, you're in the broom closet.
And number three, that ain't a toilet you're sitting on.
(20:52):
It's a momp buffet.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh man, but he's about dom eighties.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, high school. He is voted most likely to say, hey, y'all,
watch do it. Just before he died. He means, well though, hey,
lit's not gonna run here. Me and senior superlative. It's
fixture to go to work. You don't think everybody know? Well, well,
well you tell him, I said, dude, you'll know what
you meant. Keep him straight up there by.
Speaker 11 (21:23):
A way who are live don't hunt well hard hot hand. Hey,
everyone knows that's l list is loud list is leut listen?
Why go horadios fist is loud Listen's let list? Hoh
honeys good, I'm.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Going up o you no, I know.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
What?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Good morning. That's a big showing a radio.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, well, when we got here, yeah, I men give
a shout out the Child's Wish dot Org got girl bridget.
But thet USSA need kids and veterans disability to participate
in our free Turkey hunts. So of course for kids
and veterans. What we do so now is Turkey season
(22:44):
just getting started here and we've got Turkey hunts and
events lined up, and we're looking at kids eight to
seventeen and then veterans of course with disability participate in
the free hunts. And the states we got them Alabama Illinois, Tennessee, Virginia,
(23:04):
and Wisconsin, and then putting some group fishing trips together
here with a weather warming up in Alabama, Kentucky, New York,
North Carolina, South Carolina and Wisconsin as well. So if
you have a kid, or if you're a veteran or
no veteran, that would be cool to participate this more
(23:27):
details and the flyers at child's wish dot org slash
upcoming events Child's wish dot org. Is you ready for
you think to bridget what the work she does?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We're always putting out here. It's just for the kids
and veterans and never asking for anything or any money
at all, just supplying where the kids and veterans go
on a once in a lifetime hunt or fishing trip.
Ain't that so cool? Child's wish dot Org. All right?
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Well right now from the desk and Taylor Tayman News
is what to watch. There's Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
The top five movies that were watched this weekend. Number
one was snow White opened up there with a forty
three million dollar price tag. Wow, how about that and
it was below projection for what it was. I'm sorry,
I meant the take home for that. The Disney movie
we've told you about. It's been mired in controversy for years.
(25:41):
It costs more than two hundred million to make this movie,
and the critics are saying it will likely not be
profitable happy profitable. The thriller A Black Bag remained in
second place, while Captain America Brave New World to climb
from fourth to third place. That Robert Pattinson's side I
Flick Mickey seventeen came in fourth place, and Robert de
(26:04):
Niro's mob drama The Alto Kings or excuse me, the
Alto Knights have failed to crack the top five. In
the sixth Slotnovacine came in at number five. Okay, one
with I Told You the Guy. Yes, not a big
not a big take home for them three point eight million,
(26:27):
But well, who am I? I'm just telling you what
the I'm telling you what those people say. Movie's coming
out in theaters this Friday. Death of a Unicorn American
comedy horror film. It stars Paul Rudd and Jenna Ortega.
The check that played Wednesday on the Netflix Uh. They
(26:49):
are father and daughter who accidentally hit and kill a unicorn,
causing them to be hunted down by the unicorn's parents.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Corn going that might be fun.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Don't know, it's a comedy horror. Uh. The woman in
the yard. I don't know anybody who's in it. Russell
hornsby Danielle Deadweiler. If you know them, they're in this.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Like the commercials, it looked like kind of like remember
that little girl that would come out the whale and
tell everybody, Yes, well.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
They say it's a psychological horror film.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Was just saying it out in the yard.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yes, yeah. A mysterious woman repeatedly appears in a family's
front yard, often often delivering chilling warnings and unsettling messages.
Speaker 12 (27:33):
I wonder if that's what started this door There's a
bunch of videos on doorbell News about where people are
dressing up as like that creepy long hair and in
the middle of the night coming ringing doorbells.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Good Man, better not happened at my door. Dogs. And
the last movie that's opening this weekend I want to
tell you about is a working man Jason Stayed them.
It's an action thriller. This guy Levon left his profession
(28:05):
behind to work construction and be a good dad to
his daughter, but when a local girl vanishes, he's asked
return to the skills that made him a mythic, mythic
figure in the shadowy world of counter terrorismor you know,
a typical Statham flip beekeeper, wrath of man mechanic. You know,
he's always coming out of retirement. I'm trying to go
(28:26):
street and now things that are streaming in my household.
Electric State.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Everybody, Yeah, here we go, so I said. The critics
hated it, and they were like, we're not going to
put it in the theaters. We're just gonna send it
like straight to Netflix, which is like sending it straight
to DVD.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
It was good.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
It has Chris Pratt in it and Milly Bobby Brown,
and uh it was.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Electric State. The electrics.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
I think it's just electric state, electate states date like
staated like the state of the Union in an electric state,
and it's a yeah, it is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, that's I'm pretty good. I thought it was really entertaining.
And there's a one the critics that they want to
put it into the.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Were like, oh, we're gonna lose money. Let's just sell
it to Netflix and Netflix when.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Watching all right, bump it up the Electric State. All right,
what y'all talk about? You a good deal, Thank you
very much, Bob. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play where Where here we go? One ain't hundred big
show toe free line, get a couple of contestants and
play next. Good morning, and it's a big Seawan the
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free I Heeart radio AC right now, who that's Blake?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
I went everybody's head, I bout the bed.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
They were down a worthy where let's meet our contestants.
We got Greg from Lincoln to North Carolina. Good morning, Greg,
Good morning, oh right Greg, and old Lincoln An. Then
then we got Barry out of Andersonville, Tennessee. Good morning, Barry,
Good morning, John morning, good morning, alright boys, welcome Greg
(30:55):
has Barry from Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Barry.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
That's Greg North Carolina, Chris So, Baron Taylor, John Boy
and Greg. And the theme is spring. How about that
boy's words that is related to this season of spring
that we're in. All right, you got that? Good help?
(31:17):
Not okay, Barry, you relax me and Greg a go
fire first thirty seconds. Let's say we can put on
the board. All right, Greg, are you ready? Yep, I'm ready.
All right, start the clock. Now, you get these in
the afternoon. It rains that you call it some watts, yes,
(31:38):
uh huh. This is a game you play on a
diamond on a diamond, Yeah, that's it, all right. This
is like when Jesus rose from the dead to holiday
coming up. Yeah, uh huh. This is what Turkey's eating
that springs up as white in the field, in a
field Crimson and black crimson. Yes, all the four on
(32:06):
the board.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
We're sorry. You had to hear that singing.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Barry and Tater for their round one Ready, Barry, I'm
ready and go.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
You die these at Easter and then hunt for them.
Uh huh. This is Oh you're sneezing all the time
because you have these. Uh. This is ash Wednesday and
this is what comes before? Okay, next one, you plant
these and flowers will come up. But there's they're little.
(32:42):
You plant the little parts first, Well, no, they're there.
Was like what's on a strawberry? They're little tiny sewing
the blank God blas a buzzer.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Don't say anything. Let's say what you got a too
on the boards? Oh, just taggle me so much. For
those of y'all that were listening yesterday, I bet I
screwed up. I said day lies, yes, like that.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
I never pointed it out.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
The words right, there was fat Tuesday, and of course
they just said Wednesday, someday of the week that has
day in it, all of them. Okay, so bam it
is five to two, Greg over Barry and here we
go in the round two. Okay are you ready Greg? Yep?
(33:35):
Picking up on that last one. Go when you plant
your garden, you put these in the ground. Yeah, uh
huh oh it's out and it's beautiful. Oh Saul, what's
in the sky and what comes down on you? Oh?
Yes that? But no no, yes, uh huh okay it
is cool and blank, a light wind, a weather forecast,
(33:58):
it's gonna be No, it's just another one. What's another word,
A little wind? It's gonna be yes, bugs, bunny, eat
these they're orange carts, bug bunny. Is that like an
idiot when I listen to myself?
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah, but you got it all right?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Four on the five. Good work, Greg, We put a
nine on the board. When the smoke clears, now, Barry
and Tatter seven will tie this thing. You've done it
before their grudge Berry. Are you ready, I'm lady boy,
all right and go.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
They call it this spring blank. When you do this
to your house spring blank, Yes, ed boy. Kids will
have this kind of stand. It's made of a yellow fruit.
You you do you use blank soil when you're planting
your garden. This this shows up. There's a there's a
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pot of gold at the end of one of these.
And you were not long pants, but you were these pants.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
And that was seven five too short.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
But when nine seven.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Had a great lip comeback for you and bear barn Barrie, congratulations,
But I'm sorry, no, not you. But you can play
again anytime. We sure appreciate you playing.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Enjorge.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It all right, bar We appreciate you, buddy. You have
a great rest of your day.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
We'll get them next time.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Get jacket.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
And Greg got a link. Then look at you, buddy,
getting your big old prize by congratulations, help you, Thank
you very much. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Bay request. I'm the request I took on myself. Dennis
(36:05):
Brandenburg says, I want to hear that Out of my
Way song. It was hilarious. It is a good Dennis.
We'll get it coming up next. Good Morning may show
(36:40):
us on the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
This is our bit request for the morning. Dennis Brandenburg said,
I recom sharp tune. It's besides man Don Fan's most
lovable fast food master Trump. You just try to drive
(37:07):
to work with a mag show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow and
because it me in trauma, not hunking, but I really
really water and she don't get moving, gonna putter in trauma.
She goes slower and it's making them badder. All the
coffee is streeting on my bladder. Gotta find some clay.
The making bladder rolling down my window streaming because we're
(37:36):
at her old hag and a hook that's a sheet.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Can't drive, can't hear, can't see me. I'm gonna have
to go change.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
My khaki puts it up my car on covered in paintee.
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of away, now out'm away, out of away, out of
away now he paints the little guy and you don't
want to cross thing at the market in the express
planlet's the twelve ite him seems burning down plane following rule,
(38:04):
don't take half a brain.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
But the guy in front of me, you're driving me insane.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
He's a typical young bean douchebag, probably married dude. Sucker
mom nag nag, hurts a bone and starting ten sang
I'm a bull and he's waving a red flag by
a fancy breckers two pour his soup fund still tissue.
The one p poof pun You know what puncher gonna
beat brain popun Teddy pulls out a big bunch of coupons.
(38:29):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of a way, now out of a way, out.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Now I'm not sure you hurt me, so I say
it again, fool out of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way, now, out of a way,
out of a way, out of a way. Now, I'm
a straight up firecracker, gonna blow up son after a
long day. This was the last straw. The rope clocked
(38:58):
by a group of anteeth got with masks on. The
girl's been no brock and they don't move going through
what like a bus saw cry Baby's all dumber than
a patch on each month and the IQ of Forrest jump.
They hate me because I'm olding for Donald Trump. They're
all lining up to be a give a beef bump.
Just then a pimple face colored brand reaches in my
(39:19):
car trying to take my maga pat HiT's my window
when the Loutville Slugger band.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Thanks to him, I got something amen.
Speaker 7 (39:26):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of away, now out of a way, out of a way,
out of a way.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Now.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
If your parents won't teach a matter, Phoebe, I will.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Kind of work again.
Speaker 7 (39:43):
I'm busy making pizza pizza run again, person, Glad to
meet you, Lucy R and the one who's gonna seet.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
You about that time in walks.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Fat Lisa, Fat Lisa is a local whiteload, smells like
a county fair comboat, got a double chin like a
swamp to.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
She's so picture, got her own.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Damn sip coat. It's the counter and they get up.
Her mind swelling like a ruck horse ride. Now the
dumpskang is holding up.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
Then get the cattle pride, and I.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Still get up for me.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
And I'm away and I'm away and I'm away.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Now I'm away and i'm away. Out of a way.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Now i'm away, out.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Of away, I'm away.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Now you pick the wrong state to push my boots.
Bade gottam a way.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Now I'm away, now out of a way, Now.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Out of my way. Now I'm out of my way.
Out of the way.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
Now I'm away, out of the way.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Out of my way.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Now damn ricky.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Way, Yo that way.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
You get out of my way, don't.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Get and then I think I carry.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
I'm away now out of my way.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
They said, thank you.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
I think they get it. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
There's a big sean a radio out of the mid box.
He word manly, this has a fun Ah Cadbury this
is a life, just a couple of regular guys out
on the towel.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
So what do you call this again, sir? A many petty, yes,
a many pity. Forgive me for saying so, sir, But
the entire enterprise doesn't seem very masculine. Oh, don't be silly.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Oh nothing at all, sir. By the way, your robe
and fuzzy slippers already at the Launders. Yay, okay, Cadbury,
here we are. I'll just wait in the truck. If
it's all the same to you, sir, I'm a little uncomfortable. Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
You spent your life doing for others. You work night
and day for me. Never once if I seen you
do anything to pamper yourself. I'm afraid you're gonna work
yourself to death. Now you're not just my butler, you're
my friend. So come on, this makes me feel better.
Let me do something for you once in a while.
A raise would be nice. Uh let's start small, Philly, Yes,
(42:45):
all right, come on, we don't want to be late. Missus.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Swan's talon salon is pronounce salain go.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Hello, Yeah, yes, we don't need I would I teach you?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Missus Swan?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Is me John Boy?
Speaker 4 (43:03):
I know it's you, jam Boy, I make a juke.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
She's a riot.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
When did you get a penguin?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Excuse me, he's not a penguin, Missus Swan. He's my
gentleman's gentleman. This is Cadburry.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Hello, mister fat Berry.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Cadberry, good day to you, madam.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
He got that funny accident. He sound like a muppet.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Excuse me, it's your right, Cadburry. Hilarious, Sir? Do I
sound like a muppet?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Okay, go first, dam Boy, I'll get.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
The grouge after you. Big bird, I mean big boy,
very funny. All right, What would you like me to do,
Missus Swan?
Speaker 5 (43:47):
Is it down here?
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Sit down and take off your shoes?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
My shoes, shoes?
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Shoes on your feet?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I know if they are, Madam, Sir a word? Excuse
us a second, mister Swan. What's wrong Cadbury between you
and me?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Sir? Right?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
I think I have a bit of a foot odor problem.
So wad you think she don't get stinky feet in
his I'm very so conscious about it, Sir, is your problem.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
What's wrong is the sniper again? A, nothing's wrong, Missus
Swan going Cadbury for fete's sake, as you wish, sir.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
There we are okay.
Speaker 10 (44:26):
First we have to whoa oh a Similia skunk pooped
on a beg of whetos.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh it's not that bad. Wow, it's like right next
to an our house on fire. I told you this
was a bad idea, sir.
Speaker 10 (44:43):
It's not like your order eats a kimunicate this suicide.
I mean no, no, sit down, stinky stinka.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Are your feet?
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh no, please, I'd rather you didn't. You ain't getting
back in the truck with those feet. Cadbury. Better let
missus Swan do her magic magic.
Speaker 10 (44:59):
Yeah, make it snag depend I used that I ain't
containing the secree.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Really what is it?
Speaker 10 (45:05):
He said?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Soup water?
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Just be Gentlemen's this one? I remember so slightly. Stop
flashing around. You're gonna get miss water in the face.
(45:35):
I tried to warm.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
So that the hell you like it.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
I'm sorry, not as so as you will be taking me.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Oh that was awesome? Is road you madam? That that
was an accident?
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Still he is at this.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Hella, you are like a that canny.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I'm not. I'm I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
The base of the baby.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
They can marry missus swan stop the.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Fine no way, old man, jam Vers is coming all
over you like a ringtail Lamur.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Turn on the radio. What the radio music? Tad charms
to suit the sand beast. That's good man, you just
make that up. No, No, everybody was Taylor Channel Chaser
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Chiel Is this any and that?
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The two for Fringching.
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Speaker 3 (47:42):
Love you mean it
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in minutes. I Greg Warren is in the studio with
us this morning, and he's one of Hansoon's people. Homeboy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Uh, my folks still live there and he's hanging out
with them earlier. They're they're getting old, is that right?
They're getting in the age where everything in their house
is broken. You know, we play chess. There's there's six
pieces missing from our chest set, so we replace them
with pieces from my mom's nativity scene. We're playing chess
with the Virgin Mary and goats and wise men.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
My uncle Chief.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You know, it's like Uncle earle that that's a pawn.
You're not supposed to move him backwards. That's the son
of God. Boy, move him whenever the hell he wants
to go. He sold little respect. It says birthday. Jesus
takes the queen on his birthday. That fella can walk
on water, heat and damn well, move backwards. I'll fin
you out right now. I'm just saying. You ever noticed
(01:20):
when somebody says, I'm just saying something ignorant is on
the way, You get that look in their eyes. I'm
just saying, oh no, get the kids and the minorities
in the other room. Jimmy's gonna say something stupid. I'm
just saying, there's a wallet missing, and there's only one
black guy that it's his wallet that's missing. I'm just saying,
(01:44):
my uncle I took him to eat the other day.
You go to the restaurant and get the menu. You
know when get a menu, At the top of every
page ors a heading tells you what's on that page.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, he orders the.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Heading I'll have the steak and pork. You can't order that?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's the heading. I don't care what it says said.
That's what it says right there, thak and pork.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I can read.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Damn it, Give me the steak and poor. What do
you want to drink as sworded bare Frick is. Yeah,
he's a big He's a big, big baseball fan and
Cardinal fan. I'm guessing you are too. Absolutely yeah, he
a big fan. Bob Gibson were about there. That's all
he ever talks about is Bob Gibson. Bob Gibson would
(02:26):
have hit that soun of the guard right there. He
had to hit him right in the head. We're watching
a football game.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I don't care to hit him. He the heading.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He listens the game every night on the radio. He
spends a whole game complaining that the announcer is not
telling him the score frequently enough that that's all he
wants to hear is a score. So he just shouts
at the radio, what's the score?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Fat?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I ask, what's the store?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Moron?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
What's the store? Fat moron?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I asked, Like like his his idea of the perfect
broadcast would be this. The scar is three to two.
Three to two is a score. The score is three
to two. One team has three, the other team has two.
The team of three is beating the team of two
by a margin of one. The score is three to two. Hey, folks,
if you've just joined us, the score is three to two.
(03:19):
We're gonna go down to the field now for a
special report, Bob, what's going.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
On down there?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Larry?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Down here?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The score is three to two. But let's take a
closer look at that score.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
The number three, that is an odd number.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It is also a prime number, only divisible by itself.
It's one less than four, one more than two. That
means if the team of two were to get one
more run, the score would then be three to three. WHOA,
let's not get ahead of ourselves, Bob. Right now, the
score is three to two. That's a lamb good bron
pet right there. That's son of a gun owner. Get
him an Emmy Ward or something like that. Fat moron.
(03:52):
I thought to take a page down of that man book.
I'm just saying, did you play spoards in high school?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Going up?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I did?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I am.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I wrestled, that was yeah. I was a wrestler. My
dad was was my wrestling coach. Oh, which is tough.
Yeah yeah yeah. A lot of guys on the you know,
I mean, it's not that bad though, you got I mean,
it's I mean, he pushed me. He pushed me in sports.
So that's it's a normal thing to push your kids in,
right sports. I mean, there's people out there who spend
their whole lives trying to find Bigfoot. How'd you like
(04:27):
to have that guy as a dad? Do you even
want to find Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Son?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Because you don't act like it.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I mean, I hear you saying you want to find Bigfoot,
but you don't do a damn thing about it. Do
you sleep till noon? Bigfoot doesn't get up at noon.
Son gets up at four or fourteen in the morning.
You don't have a tracking map, you lost your night goggles.
What do you think he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Show up one day out of nowhere? Huh, knock, knock?
Who's there? Not Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Dumb ass?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Like he he pushed me, you know, I guess he was.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
He was a wrestling guy, coach, you know, nationally. I wrestled.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
My mom was in the music so I played the
clarinet in the band, which is a bad mix.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't recommend that for anybody. Really.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
The guys on the team made fun of me, especially
my best friend Huey Baker. He was a black guy,
and he's one of those guys would just get a
hold of something and never let you forget it. You know, Look,
get Greg man. Greg played a flute. It's actually a clarinet.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It's a flute.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Greg.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You a flute man. Look at little flute man, Greg.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Flutea flute Greg, little flute man, Greg flutcha flute.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Flute man.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Greg rooted to the fresh and flute it. Greg. We'd
be on the bus going to a match.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
He'd be real quiet, and all of a sudden, here.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Hup two three four? What the hell? We fight?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And fall?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Flute man. It's embarrassing when you're out there wrestling. You
here hit him with your flute. Greg.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I was shy at high school. Every time I talked
to a girl, Hue would show up out of nowhere,
a Gred. Who are you talking to? This is Carol
Huey Carroll, how you doing well? You flu that Gred
soots you blue to Caroll Bred tell you no, Greg
is a flute man, a flute man, Carroll go. I'd
ask him, who's your fan football player? Greg, Doug flutie?
(06:20):
Who's your second favorite? Brian Piccolo?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And I didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I didn't even get it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The worse my friend Nick got it worse. My friend
NICKI was one of his guys. Yet hit like high shoulders.
You know, he looked like a turtle.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Hugh.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
He called him no neck Nick looking Nick Man. Nick
ain't got no neck where your nick at?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Nick?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
No Nick Nick, No Nick Nick, no neck Nick.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Neck, Patty Whack.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Get a knuckle bone, But it can't be no neck
bone because Nick ain't got no neck.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Way and I got Nick.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
The footbone. It's connected to the knee bone. It's connected
to the headbone. It's connected right through the headbone because
I ain't no neck bone, because Nick ain't got no neck.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
If Nick put on a turtleneck, he would be blind.
Man took some heat. Man, I'm sure it's made you tougher.
I know, I hope, so I go.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
We got Greg warre Wethers for the rest of this
big show this morning. I'm telling you all funded man
right here, I did. That's a man, ah did y'all
Let's play Beat the Blonde, Come on, open them up
at one eight hundred, Big Show. We'll get a contestant
and play next Good good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(08:03):
We got a feature track on the Big show box.
My gentlemen, gentlemen, Cadbury, we discuss see manly procedure. Oh no,
not that one. This is a manly pedicure.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
One.
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That's where they went after.
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Keyword manly. You know, so click out on their contest
but you can't get through. Might call you.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Very right now.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
This coutess is beat the blood. Let's meet our contestant
playing on a great ben Kansas.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Jeffrey, Good morning, Jeffrey, Good morning, John boy, No buddy,
welcome bye.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Jeffrey. Will ask tell you some questions. You agree or
disagree whether she's right or wrong. You don't even have
to know the answer. You disagree or disagree, get two
bells and you will win a big old prize. Back alright,
bought it? Okay, okay with Yeah, if a jackass mates
with a female horse, what will they produce? That would
(09:12):
probably be another bald one, like he's a beauty. Did
you see his wife shut him down on week?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Was that there in the.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, it's the same as I'm probably with having a
young wife. I figured out, I mean, did I know
I was always more out to my old wife. Don't
get a shot never mind, never mind? So anyway, where
were we?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
You want to know what you get when you cross it?
Made a jackass with a horse.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, that's a mule. A mule, Jeffrey, that's what you'll get.
You agree or disagree, and yeah, look at you getting
a mule. By the way, mules are often born sterile.
So say then that the ball's Unfortunately, a male donkey
(10:13):
is a jackass. A female donkey's a ginny and burrow
that's just the Spanish word for donky.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Tricky.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, look at us learning about donkeys. And there's a
male for Jeffrey one morning you get the prizepect, Jeffy, tight,
we shear sheep for their wool. What do we get
from sharing an angora goat?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Retribution for the naked sheep?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
They're very vengeance.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
They're very naked retribution.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
From the aora goat ratest of all time.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
But that would make cashmere darling cashmere.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So uh, Jeffy day says, shear an angora goat and
you get kashmir. Do you agree or disagree? All agree?
And now you get mow hair, mo hair, not a
less hair. All right, there were going down, Jeffrey and
(11:25):
get a bail or a bus and we're gonna find
out if you want to lose on this question, Tater.
According to fur experts, is it a good idea to
ever so often run your hands over your favorite fur coat?
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
And the gentleman who bought it for you, Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yes, Yes, it's good for you to go in there
and your fur coat and rub your hands over it. Jeffrey,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Disagree?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Really wow, like you knew what you and that Jeffrey,
do you happen to know why Jeffrey, he's just going
to get str there.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
When I was told when I had when I had
a rabbit fur coat not to do it because one
it would pull the hair out of would pull the
fur out and also get it dirty.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
And you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Right up, Yeah, the eye says no, skin oils are
bad for the fur as well. You're right good dirty,
all right. Well, look at Jeffrey had a great man
knowing about fur coats and winning the big old swag.
But world lawnmower. Congratulations, Jeffrey, you will bought it. Probably
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gonna jump out, catch you up on your newes on
the other side. The rocket a seed, Dixie bluegrass, Ronna,
make sense, good morning, it's a big sewing the radio. Well,
(13:41):
give a shout out, my young buds. The brother's Young
out of Virginia and you can follow them on Facebook
and Instagram. The Brothers Young and they're playing in Rocky Mount,
Virginia at the Harvester seven pm this Saturday, r twenty nine.
I know we've got a lot of listeners. Rocky Mount,
(14:03):
Virginia joined that old bluegrass show to fine young men
carry the traditional. I mean when they started playing, it's unbelievable.
It was right, Jock, he said, the Mores.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
The brothers showing, okay, do that, and they have great socials.
I have the great videos on their Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Awesome, Blaby, thank you very much working out that dad.
It was not our first foray into bluegrass. Our first
one was with Hayse Dixie. Check check this out.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Dude, want for you have the trop movie. You're asking
for head and he's giving you the blues. He want
to graduate fing None of here's big.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hear what you gotta do?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Pick up the phone. I'm always home and can tell
me anytime. Green three four three six three two way,
I lead alive and cry.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I say they're hurted ds. It's a dunk dirt chip herd.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It's a dune dirt cheap they're heard of deeds dunk
dirt cheap.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Saying they're doing dirt cheap, saying they're doing dirt cheap.
You've got problems in your life of love. You've got
broken in the heart. She do with dealing with your
best friend. That's when the tear drops starts.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
Pick up the phone and I'm always hold I'm making
social cow come right in forget about here him, we'll
have herselves about.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
They're heard of.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
Deeds done dirt cheap.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
See it's dune dirt cheap, herded deed, it's done.
Speaker 8 (15:55):
Dirt chick, saying they're doing dirt chees deeds and they're
done dirt cheapy.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Hall nor you gotta leave it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You want hurt down. Yeah, but you ain't got the guts.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
N She keeps ane. Ain't that you're not in the
to forgive. You know, you pick up the phone, leave
her alone for this time. You made us name before
a fee. Oh he's to be happy to be here back.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Don't man.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Heard of deeds done dirt chip said the urded deeds down.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Dirt chip deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
It's und dirt che.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Contrax Nick tas.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Its hues contract about it, I say it the.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Hurd you say it, they hurt.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Good mornings will be showing the radio. She wait, not
gon over hors dumb?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Hey is hoyt all my life on a fight about it?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Break or breaker? Good buddy John boyn bitter here, that's.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
A big tanfor you. Begg on hey, old driving nose, kicking,
knuckles dragging made her monger and he hull looking pervert?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
H what's chegging over and cassing dead? Double wise just
yelling like.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
A feeling polishing off some leftover road killed stew for
breakfast road kills stew had delberts steady. Reid brung home
a possum yesterday after work. You're kidding, I'm serious as
a bus wreck.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So he picks up dead possums in the road and
cooks him. Yeah, sounds kind of dangerous hot.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Not really see. Reid carries him a can of bright
orange spray paint, like the one the fellas at the
power company used.
Speaker 10 (18:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
On the way to work, if he sees the possum
in the road, he paints a stripe on it, and
on the way home, if he sees one without a stripe,
he knows she's fresh, you say, so, Hey, he may
be old and dumb, but he knows good eating.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well, well, how's delbt?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
No boys in rough shape? That's probably because he talked
us into going out to casad Pepe last night. That
new Mexican joined out on twenty three. He says, come
on here, be fine, I says Delbert. You know how
them tequila shots go right to your head and the
food always messages your digestion up, trust me, A hammered
(19:21):
hick with the square.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Tain't what happened?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Well, what do you think? He ordered a big old
plate of them bean breader. Next thing you know, he's
slamming down on Jose Cuervo. Took about thirty minutes for
his start working on him. All of a sudden, all
the color drains out of his head. He stumbles up
to his feet and says, I be right. There goes
bouncing off half people at the bar on the way
to the restroom. So I'm sitting there shooting the ball
(19:47):
with this little female bartender. All of a sudden we
hear this big old Jenny klowner of a scream coming
from the back. Bartender says, what in a world? I says,
Ad be Delbert. So we go back to talking about
thirty seconds later, here comes again. Bartender says, you think
he's okay? I said, he ain't been all the way
(20:08):
right since about nineteen eighty six. Just in here comes again.
I said, excuse me just a second, I'd better go
check on it. So I go back in the back.
I finally find Edward's sitting there, all hunched over with
his breeches around his ankles. I says, Deborah, what's going on?
He says, he was right. It run right through me.
I'm sitting here, my head spinning, my guts rumbling. A
(20:31):
reach around to do a courtesy flush. Something comes up
by the commode and grabs you around the butt and squeezes.
I don't know what the heck's going on. It's done
it two or three times. I says, well, three things.
Number one, I told you not to overdo it. Number two,
you ain't in the bathroom, you're in the broom closet.
And number three, that ain't a toilet you're sitting on.
(20:52):
It's a momp buffet.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh man, but he's about dom eighties.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, high school. He is voted most likely to say, hey, y'all,
watch do it. Just before he died. He means, well though, hey,
lit's not gonna run here. Me and senior superlative. It's
fixture to go to work. You don't think everybody know? Well, well,
well you tell him, I said, dude, you'll know what
you meant. Keep him straight up there by.
Speaker 11 (21:23):
A way who are live don't hunt well hard hot hand. Hey,
everyone knows that's l list is loud list is leut listen?
Why go horadios fist is loud Listen's let list? Hoh
honeys good, I'm.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Going up o you no, I know.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
What?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Good morning. That's a big showing a radio.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, well, when we got here, yeah, I men give
a shout out the Child's Wish dot Org got girl bridget.
But thet USSA need kids and veterans disability to participate
in our free Turkey hunts. So of course for kids
and veterans. What we do so now is Turkey season
(22:44):
just getting started here and we've got Turkey hunts and
events lined up, and we're looking at kids eight to
seventeen and then veterans of course with disability participate in
the free hunts. And the states we got them Alabama Illinois, Tennessee, Virginia,
(23:04):
and Wisconsin, and then putting some group fishing trips together
here with a weather warming up in Alabama, Kentucky, New York,
North Carolina, South Carolina and Wisconsin as well. So if
you have a kid, or if you're a veteran or
no veteran, that would be cool to participate this more
(23:27):
details and the flyers at child's wish dot org slash
upcoming events Child's wish dot org. Is you ready for
you think to bridget what the work she does?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We're always putting out here. It's just for the kids
and veterans and never asking for anything or any money
at all, just supplying where the kids and veterans go
on a once in a lifetime hunt or fishing trip.
Ain't that so cool? Child's wish dot Org. All right?
Then Tanner Taman to watch in minutes Big Show rolls
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Well right now from the desk and Taylor Tayman News
is what to watch. There's Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
The top five movies that were watched this weekend. Number
one was snow White opened up there with a forty
three million dollar price tag. Wow, how about that and
it was below projection for what it was. I'm sorry,
I meant the take home for that. The Disney movie
we've told you about. It's been mired in controversy for years.
(25:41):
It costs more than two hundred million to make this movie,
and the critics are saying it will likely not be
profitable happy profitable. The thriller A Black Bag remained in
second place, while Captain America Brave New World to climb
from fourth to third place. That Robert Pattinson's side I
Flick Mickey seventeen came in fourth place, and Robert de
(26:04):
Niro's mob drama The Alto Kings or excuse me, the
Alto Knights have failed to crack the top five. In
the sixth Slotnovacine came in at number five. Okay, one
with I Told You the Guy. Yes, not a big
not a big take home for them three point eight million,
(26:27):
But well, who am I? I'm just telling you what
the I'm telling you what those people say. Movie's coming
out in theaters this Friday. Death of a Unicorn American
comedy horror film. It stars Paul Rudd and Jenna Ortega.
The check that played Wednesday on the Netflix Uh. They
(26:49):
are father and daughter who accidentally hit and kill a unicorn,
causing them to be hunted down by the unicorn's parents.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Corn going that might be fun.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Don't know, it's a comedy horror. Uh. The woman in
the yard. I don't know anybody who's in it. Russell
hornsby Danielle Deadweiler. If you know them, they're in this.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Like the commercials, it looked like kind of like remember
that little girl that would come out the whale and
tell everybody, Yes, well.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
They say it's a psychological horror film.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Was just saying it out in the yard.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yes, yeah. A mysterious woman repeatedly appears in a family's
front yard, often often delivering chilling warnings and unsettling messages.
Speaker 12 (27:33):
I wonder if that's what started this door There's a
bunch of videos on doorbell News about where people are
dressing up as like that creepy long hair and in
the middle of the night coming ringing doorbells.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Good Man, better not happened at my door. Dogs. And
the last movie that's opening this weekend I want to
tell you about is a working man Jason Stayed them.
It's an action thriller. This guy Levon left his profession
(28:05):
behind to work construction and be a good dad to
his daughter, but when a local girl vanishes, he's asked
return to the skills that made him a mythic, mythic
figure in the shadowy world of counter terrorismor you know,
a typical Statham flip beekeeper, wrath of man mechanic. You know,
he's always coming out of retirement. I'm trying to go
(28:26):
street and now things that are streaming in my household.
Electric State.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Everybody, Yeah, here we go, so I said. The critics
hated it, and they were like, we're not going to
put it in the theaters. We're just gonna send it
like straight to Netflix, which is like sending it straight
to DVD.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
It was good.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
It has Chris Pratt in it and Milly Bobby Brown,
and uh it was.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Electric State. The electrics.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
I think it's just electric state, electate states date like
staated like the state of the Union in an electric state,
and it's a yeah, it is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, that's I'm pretty good. I thought it was really entertaining.
And there's a one the critics that they want to
put it into the.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Were like, oh, we're gonna lose money. Let's just sell
it to Netflix and Netflix when.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Watching all right, bump it up the Electric State. All right,
what y'all talk about? You a good deal, Thank you
very much, Bob. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play where Where here we go? One ain't hundred big
show toe free line, get a couple of contestants and
play next. Good morning, and it's a big Seawan the
(30:04):
radio humming do your Home Day Wednesday Walks twenty six
feature tracking the Big shokevid box A manly paticule. Yeah, man,
get a pedicule. I'll prove it before we get out
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free I Heeart radio AC right now, who that's Blake?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
I went everybody's head, I bout the bed.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
They were down a worthy where let's meet our contestants.
We got Greg from Lincoln to North Carolina. Good morning, Greg,
Good morning, oh right Greg, and old Lincoln An. Then
then we got Barry out of Andersonville, Tennessee. Good morning, Barry,
Good morning, John morning, good morning, alright boys, welcome Greg
(30:55):
has Barry from Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Barry.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
That's Greg North Carolina, Chris So, Baron Taylor, John Boy
and Greg. And the theme is spring. How about that
boy's words that is related to this season of spring
that we're in. All right, you got that? Good help?
(31:17):
Not okay, Barry, you relax me and Greg a go
fire first thirty seconds. Let's say we can put on
the board. All right, Greg, are you ready? Yep, I'm ready.
All right, start the clock. Now, you get these in
the afternoon. It rains that you call it some watts, yes,
(31:38):
uh huh. This is a game you play on a
diamond on a diamond, Yeah, that's it, all right. This
is like when Jesus rose from the dead to holiday
coming up. Yeah, uh huh. This is what Turkey's eating
that springs up as white in the field, in a
field Crimson and black crimson. Yes, all the four on
(32:06):
the board.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
We're sorry. You had to hear that singing.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Barry and Tater for their round one Ready, Barry, I'm
ready and go.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
You die these at Easter and then hunt for them.
Uh huh. This is Oh you're sneezing all the time
because you have these. Uh. This is ash Wednesday and
this is what comes before? Okay, next one, you plant
these and flowers will come up. But there's they're little.
(32:42):
You plant the little parts first, Well, no, they're there.
Was like what's on a strawberry? They're little tiny sewing
the blank God blas a buzzer.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Don't say anything. Let's say what you got a too
on the boards? Oh, just taggle me so much. For
those of y'all that were listening yesterday, I bet I
screwed up. I said day lies, yes, like that.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
I never pointed it out.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
The words right, there was fat Tuesday, and of course
they just said Wednesday, someday of the week that has
day in it, all of them. Okay, so bam it
is five to two, Greg over Barry and here we
go in the round two. Okay are you ready Greg? Yep?
(33:35):
Picking up on that last one. Go when you plant
your garden, you put these in the ground. Yeah, uh
huh oh it's out and it's beautiful. Oh Saul, what's
in the sky and what comes down on you? Oh?
Yes that? But no no, yes, uh huh okay it
is cool and blank, a light wind, a weather forecast,
(33:58):
it's gonna be No, it's just another one. What's another word,
A little wind? It's gonna be yes, bugs, bunny, eat
these they're orange carts, bug bunny. Is that like an
idiot when I listen to myself?
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah, but you got it all right?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Four on the five. Good work, Greg, We put a
nine on the board. When the smoke clears, now, Barry
and Tatter seven will tie this thing. You've done it
before their grudge Berry. Are you ready, I'm lady boy,
all right and go.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
They call it this spring blank. When you do this
to your house spring blank, Yes, ed boy. Kids will
have this kind of stand. It's made of a yellow fruit.
You you do you use blank soil when you're planting
your garden. This this shows up. There's a there's a
(35:03):
pot of gold at the end of one of these.
And you were not long pants, but you were these pants.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
And that was seven five too short.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
But when nine seven.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Had a great lip comeback for you and bear barn Barrie, congratulations,
But I'm sorry, no, not you. But you can play
again anytime. We sure appreciate you playing.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Enjorge.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It all right, bar We appreciate you, buddy. You have
a great rest of your day.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
We'll get them next time.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Get jacket.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
And Greg got a link. Then look at you, buddy,
getting your big old prize by congratulations, help you, Thank
you very much. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Bay request. I'm the request I took on myself. Dennis
(36:05):
Brandenburg says, I want to hear that Out of my
Way song. It was hilarious. It is a good Dennis.
We'll get it coming up next. Good Morning may show
(36:40):
us on the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
This is our bit request for the morning. Dennis Brandenburg said,
I recom sharp tune. It's besides man Don Fan's most
lovable fast food master Trump. You just try to drive
(37:07):
to work with a mag show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow and
because it me in trauma, not hunking, but I really
really water and she don't get moving, gonna putter in trauma.
She goes slower and it's making them badder. All the
coffee is streeting on my bladder. Gotta find some clay.
The making bladder rolling down my window streaming because we're
(37:36):
at her old hag and a hook that's a sheet.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Can't drive, can't hear, can't see me. I'm gonna have
to go change.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
My khaki puts it up my car on covered in paintee.
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of away, now out'm away, out of away, out of
away now he paints the little guy and you don't
want to cross thing at the market in the express
planlet's the twelve ite him seems burning down plane following rule,
(38:04):
don't take half a brain.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
But the guy in front of me, you're driving me insane.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
He's a typical young bean douchebag, probably married dude. Sucker
mom nag nag, hurts a bone and starting ten sang
I'm a bull and he's waving a red flag by
a fancy breckers two pour his soup fund still tissue.
The one p poof pun You know what puncher gonna
beat brain popun Teddy pulls out a big bunch of coupons.
(38:29):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of a way, now out of a way, out.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Now I'm not sure you hurt me, so I say
it again, fool out of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way, now, out of a way,
out of a way, out of a way. Now, I'm
a straight up firecracker, gonna blow up son after a
long day. This was the last straw. The rope clocked
(38:58):
by a group of anteeth got with masks on. The
girl's been no brock and they don't move going through
what like a bus saw cry Baby's all dumber than
a patch on each month and the IQ of Forrest jump.
They hate me because I'm olding for Donald Trump. They're
all lining up to be a give a beef bump.
Just then a pimple face colored brand reaches in my
(39:19):
car trying to take my maga pat HiT's my window
when the Loutville Slugger band.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Thanks to him, I got something amen.
Speaker 7 (39:26):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of away, now out of a way, out of a way,
out of a way.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Now.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
If your parents won't teach a matter, Phoebe, I will.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Kind of work again.
Speaker 7 (39:43):
I'm busy making pizza pizza run again, person, Glad to
meet you, Lucy R and the one who's gonna seet.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
You about that time in walks.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Fat Lisa, Fat Lisa is a local whiteload, smells like
a county fair comboat, got a double chin like a
swamp to.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
She's so picture, got her own.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Damn sip coat. It's the counter and they get up.
Her mind swelling like a ruck horse ride. Now the
dumpskang is holding up.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
Then get the cattle pride, and I.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Still get up for me.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
And I'm away and I'm away and I'm away.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Now I'm away and i'm away. Out of a way.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Now i'm away, out.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Of away, I'm away.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Now you pick the wrong state to push my boots.
Bade gottam a way.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Now I'm away, now out of a way, Now.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Out of my way. Now I'm out of my way.
Out of the way.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
Now I'm away, out of the way.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Out of my way.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Now damn ricky.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Way, Yo that way.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
You get out of my way, don't.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Get and then I think I carry.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
I'm away now out of my way.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
They said, thank you.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
I think they get it. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
There's a big sean a radio out of the mid box.
He word manly, this has a fun Ah Cadbury this
is a life, just a couple of regular guys out
on the towel.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
So what do you call this again, sir? A many petty, yes,
a many pity. Forgive me for saying so, sir, But
the entire enterprise doesn't seem very masculine. Oh, don't be silly.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Oh nothing at all, sir. By the way, your robe
and fuzzy slippers already at the Launders. Yay, okay, Cadbury,
here we are. I'll just wait in the truck. If
it's all the same to you, sir, I'm a little uncomfortable. Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
You spent your life doing for others. You work night
and day for me. Never once if I seen you
do anything to pamper yourself. I'm afraid you're gonna work
yourself to death. Now you're not just my butler, you're
my friend. So come on, this makes me feel better.
Let me do something for you once in a while.
A raise would be nice. Uh let's start small, Philly, Yes,
(42:45):
all right, come on, we don't want to be late. Missus.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Swan's talon salon is pronounce salain go.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Hello, Yeah, yes, we don't need I would I teach you?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Missus Swan?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Is me John Boy?
Speaker 4 (43:03):
I know it's you, jam Boy, I make a juke.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
She's a riot.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
When did you get a penguin?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Excuse me, he's not a penguin, Missus Swan. He's my
gentleman's gentleman. This is Cadburry.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Hello, mister fat Berry.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Cadberry, good day to you, madam.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
He got that funny accident. He sound like a muppet.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Excuse me, it's your right, Cadburry. Hilarious, Sir? Do I
sound like a muppet?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Okay, go first, dam Boy, I'll get.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
The grouge after you. Big bird, I mean big boy,
very funny. All right, What would you like me to do,
Missus Swan?
Speaker 5 (43:47):
Is it down here?
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Sit down and take off your shoes?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
My shoes, shoes?
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Shoes on your feet?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I know if they are, Madam, Sir a word? Excuse
us a second, mister Swan. What's wrong Cadbury between you
and me?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Sir? Right?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
I think I have a bit of a foot odor problem.
So wad you think she don't get stinky feet in
his I'm very so conscious about it, Sir, is your problem.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
What's wrong is the sniper again? A, nothing's wrong, Missus
Swan going Cadbury for fete's sake, as you wish, sir.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
There we are okay.
Speaker 10 (44:26):
First we have to whoa oh a Similia skunk pooped
on a beg of whetos.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh it's not that bad. Wow, it's like right next
to an our house on fire. I told you this
was a bad idea, sir.
Speaker 10 (44:43):
It's not like your order eats a kimunicate this suicide.
I mean no, no, sit down, stinky stinka.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Are your feet?
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh no, please, I'd rather you didn't. You ain't getting
back in the truck with those feet. Cadbury. Better let
missus Swan do her magic magic.
Speaker 10 (44:59):
Yeah, make it snag depend I used that I ain't
containing the secree.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Really what is it?
Speaker 10 (45:05):
He said?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Soup water?
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Just be Gentlemen's this one? I remember so slightly. Stop
flashing around. You're gonna get miss water in the face.
(45:35):
I tried to warm.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
So that the hell you like it.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
I'm sorry, not as so as you will be taking me.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Oh that was awesome? Is road you madam? That that
was an accident?
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Still he is at this.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Hella, you are like a that canny.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I'm not. I'm I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
The base of the baby.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
They can marry missus swan stop the.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Fine no way, old man, jam Vers is coming all
over you like a ringtail Lamur.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Turn on the radio. What the radio music? Tad charms
to suit the sand beast. That's good man, you just
make that up. No, No, everybody was Taylor Channel Chaser
(46:57):
Chiel Is this any and that?
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The two for Fringching.
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