March 27, 2025 • 44 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, with only one shopping day left before John Boy’s birthday, we’re thinking we’ll give him some of his forgotten “wonderful things”.. - Pinkard & Bowden have a loose tie-in to a certain banned pop single, so we’ll pull out their classic “Censor Us” song.. - John Boy does his best to unravel the mess he made of his Final Four bracket.. - The first self-parking car was introduced on this date, but we’re still waiting for the “On Guard” features we dreamed up for Cadillac.. - Murray books a gig for John Boy - well sort of.. - Doug Rice updates the NASCAR news and looks over the fence at Martinsville.. - and Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes the pulpit as we head for the house…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:22):
if Kyle Larson would have done that, he could do
something that hardly anybody has done since I can't remember
what Doug told me, so let's just go to him.
Ladies and Gentlemen's on track with Doug Rice. Good morning,
Doug's I've had a lot of intros.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That was one of them.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That was one of them right there, Thank you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
What did Kyle Larson almost move? That is hard to
do in the sport of racing.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
He almost won all three of the Major Touring Series
races on the same weekend. Only Kyle Busch has done that.
He holds the record, and so so Kyle Larson had
a shot. He won the truck race in a pretty
close affair. Corey Hims truck was dominant but went away
late in the race. Kyle Larson won that He was leading,
(01:12):
I think by fourteen seconds with about a half dozen
laps to go at Homestead in the Infinity race, that's
a lot. That's almost a half a lap. Yeah, and
I think there were only like six cars on the
lead lap. He had passed everybody. There was a late
race caution, there was a spin and on the restart
with two to go, the rear in his car got
jacked up. His wheels were actually off the ground for
(01:34):
a nano second and that allowed Justin Algeyer to get
out front and win the race. Larson I think finished fourth,
and so that took any chance of him sweeping the weekend.
But then he did come back on Sunday and win
the Cup race on Sunday, not indominant Kyle Larson style,
but came on late, passed a couple of other cars,
(01:54):
including his teammate Alex Bowman, and he got around Bubba
Wallace and picked up his first win this shar year
in race number six.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, that is some So what about Kyle Bush the
only one to sweep all three races.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Has he done that once or twice?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I think he's done that twice. Okay, that's when he
gets when he got on a roll. You know, they're
the trucks.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
For a while.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
He was almost unbeatable in the same inexfinity and uh,
that's going to hold up for a while. I think
Larson is going to try it again in.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Bristol, so he may have a shot to go up there.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And sweep a triple header at Bristol. We'll see. But
that's that's a big that's a big mark Takedown to
win all three races in a weekend as is.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So there's Kyle's first win, the first Chevy besides William Byron.
And you have noted that the the Hendrick teams are
they're doing pretty good so far.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is not too shabby right now. The points leader
after six races is William Byron. He leads his Hendrick
teammate Kyle Larson by thirty six points. His other teammate,
Alex Bowman, he's up on him by thirty nine points.
And then you fall all the way down to sixth
place and find Chase Elliott. So all four of their
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teams are in the top six. That spells a lot
right now. And you know, Gibbs has won three races
with you know that tear that bell went on for
a while, but he's kind of come back down to
earth right now, and it looks like at least it's
awfully early, and the Penske teams don't usually get hot
till late, but right now it looks like the championship's
(03:33):
probably gonna have to go through Hendrick Motorsports.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And then looking at the standing, he's dug down in
seventh and eighth place as Bubba Wallace and Denny Hamblin
and Bubba came in third of the race down Miami
over the weekend. So how them boys doing with the
twenty three eleven with Jordans and Denny and Bubba and.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
All them look like they're running pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, I can tell you this. I think Bubba is
showing up with the fastest cars he's ever had in
his career. He always practiced well at just about every
race this year qualifying better and where that's where he
really needed to improve. You're not going to run well
if you're qualifying twenty fifth every week, if you're qualifying
(04:15):
up toward the top ten.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You're just going to have a better day.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You're racing around better drivers, and the chance of something
going sideways is a lot less. So there was a
while this past Sunday I thought Bubba was going to
win the race, but his tires went away and that
let Bowman get around him in a Larson. And in
the past he would have messed that up and finished thirteenth.
This time he gets his third place finish and goes on.
(04:39):
So I think the goal for that team at twenty
three eleven just get to the playoffs, being among the
top sixteen teams at the cutoff and get to the playoffs.
He didn't do that last year. Right now, he's not
dug the big deep hole that he traditionally does at
the start of the season.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So you mentioned Chase Elliott, very popular driver is six
in points.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
He finished eighteenth, looks like eighteenth in Miami over the weekend,
so six in points. But he hadn't really been doing
much on the last How many races did you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Figure out doing.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I think he's won one out of the last seventy
two races, and that was at Texas last year. He
got a w Now he was one of the most
consistent runners, and I think maybe he had one of
the best average finishes of any driver last year and
that's seemingly what he's doing again this year. But when
you carry the weight of hint with what he is
(05:35):
the most popular driver year in the year out, he
wins that, and he wins that by the biggest measuring stick.
He's just look at souvenir sales. He is always number one.
So when people endorse you by getting out their wallets
and credit cards, that tells you a lot. I think
personally it would be good for the sport if he
got a couple of w's the most popular driver. It's
(05:58):
kind of like the Dallas Cowboys when they're winning. It
helps all the other teams because more eyeballs are on
the NFL.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, we'll see what happens in Martinsville Martinsville Speedway for
the Cookout four hundred this Sunday. What you looking at,
Doug on a paper clip?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Love love that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Little track up there, And folks, if you've never been
up to Martinsville and you got some time this week
in venture up there, just a gorgeous setting, a cool
little place. Used to take my dad up there a lot.
Larson could go two for two. He's he's very good there.
Larson and Blaney, I feel like going into that place
are probably the two that I'm gonna keep my eye on.
(06:37):
So you've got you've got a Ford in a Chevy.
If I'm gonna go with the Toyota, it may be
time for Denny Hamlin to get back to Winters Circle.
So I'll love I'll give him a check mark two
for as a Toyota.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
All right, good Cole, run and then a Toyota.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right, Doug, good deal, buddy. We appreciate you so much.
You have a great spring weekend, my boy.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
All right, Johnny, you take care. Thank all right, thank you, Doug.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
See you next week now. But you can follow Doug
on x Riceman sixty one. All right, let's play Meet
the Blonde one night on a big show, he told
free Line. We're going to contestant play next. He moons
(07:36):
make already.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
W No, I just got a list of his questions
for blonde headed girls. Yeah, and it's time to play
beat the Blonde a gay.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Let's meet our contestant, Steve and a Donaldson Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm ones Steve.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Hey Man how y'all doing, buddy, We all ride.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
So you think Tennessee got anything for Kentucky and the
basketball court to sweep him?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I don't know. I think they've done Kentucky done whooped them?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Christ I don't shore know, man, But it's hard to
beat the same team three times in the season.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Your experts will tell you that.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, that's one thing going forward anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So we'll have a friendly little wager on this too,
if we can double or nothing, your cool swag. If
you can beat our ball here, all right?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
All right, then you get two bells before two buzzers
and it's done.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
So Tater, listen, dear, you're ready to help Steve get
his frize back? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, correctly speaking, what should you call a pig whose
weight goes over one hundred and fifty pounds a divorcee.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Maybe late for dinner?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Than what.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
You call that a swine?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
A swine?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
A pig whose weight goes over one hundred and fifty pounds?
Steve Tator says.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Call it a swine correctly speaking.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The correctly speaking, she says, do you agree?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You disagree with that? Emphatically? It sounded like that was
the day to do. Yes, you call them ahl is
what I said. There's one, but it will get you another.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yes, all right, days go to raccoon more animals Lovely
raccoons often do something before they eat that few other
animals do.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
What is that they have a cocktail? John, they would
that little mask, weight at the bar, hands, little fingers
sticking out. I take if it's true, I've got to
the bar. More off of you. I don't know why
picturing Hanson at a bar.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
What they do is they separate their food.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They separate their food. Steve, you agree or disagree without about.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The raccoons eating, I disagree? Disagree again?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
And the.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Wind?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Are you just subserved your sealings?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I think they wash their hands.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, actually they wash their food, wash their food. They
wash their yeah, but they are not cleaning it. Raccoons
douse their food to give them better sensory information so
they can determine what kind of food they are eating.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
They have to dunk it in water, well, wash it all.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
What I read was that they have like twenty times
more receptors for nerves in their front paws, which are
opposing digits, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And that's why Hansen gave such great massages.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Well, they walk around on them so they get calloused,
and don't them in the water makes them the skin
soft enough so they can tell what they're separating from.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
So they're not really washing their hands at all.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
In fact, I read this as well. In fact, they
more often will defecate where they're.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Dunking food or or stick in their hands on purpose.
On purpose. Wow, just to make sure everybody knows. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I read.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Don't don't poop where you eat, poop where you work,
but where you.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
All right, that's helpful, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dave, You did it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
The assortment of cool swag from warlaw More's head up, Donalds,
some Tennessee for you, good luck?
Speaker 10 (11:46):
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to do one thing for y'all? I'll try get a
could you giggle for me like the baby on the Rebel?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
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then your game.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
You got it?
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the old witch? When the Warner brothers too always running
anything chased?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
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it's such entertainment that you.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Hang on y'all take care.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Wade about the hour time of your news. Then special
day for guys by on this day in nineteen ninety eight,
Blue Pill Norman.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
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Speaker 2 (13:19):
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Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's a big showing the radio. Well, I'm talking about
a date in the history. This date, March twenty seventh,
nineteen ninety eight, the Food and Drug Administration.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Approved the drug viagra. And y'all, I was thinking about this.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The first viagra joke I ever heard was told to
me by Dick Trickle. I have not And then look
at this date and it was in Martinsville, remember when
I will tell you all, Yeah, March that's where I
was dancing with Dick Trickle. It was the Dutch In
(13:57):
That's where all the drivers and the crew. Well man
back then that we were staying around there. So ninety
eight and like it was just to proved. Like maybe
I'll have to look it up. It might have been
the Martinsville race weekend. This weekend, Yeah, goes the racing
to Martinsville.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Well, I'm sure he heard all sorts of jokes.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The fact that I still remember the joke, Okay, he
said that if I have John Boye, now you take one.
Make sure you swallow it all away, because we don't,
you'll get a stiff neck. I didn't say it was
the funniest one I ever heard of, that it was
the first one. It was Dick Trickle workshopping viagra.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Jokes in Martinsville. It was wonderful. Thanks for the memories, good.
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It's time too.
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I'd have been here sooner, but uh, Patrick got to
brow him. He been gone for two days. I had
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Welcome to another episode of AX for.
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All the far why one you need for all your so.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
Called Afro perspiration relationship? Did this m met the Turner?
That's what I'm talking about. You remember that Jackie met
the Turner. My sweet husband and I have been married
for fourteen years. We had three beautiful children, ages twelve, eleven,
and seven. The two oldest our girls, and the youngest
(15:56):
is a boy. We both loved them with all our hearts,
but they have called the rift in our relation of shrimp.
When we were first married, I greet my man at
the door. I have to hit hard day at work
with a big kid. Welcome him home with loving arms,
take his suit, hang it up for him while I
laid out some comfortable clothes to wear. That I'd fix
(16:18):
him a drink, serve him a lovely that.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Of course you did. You're a woman, ain't you who?
After day we play soft, send you his music and
and joy each other. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Nine so wrapped up and our children. I hardly had
time to say hello to him when he comes to
the door. By the time the cheering are in bed,
then a man cleaned up. I don't have nothing left
to give my man, mister Turner, give you that, mister Turner,
please hit me.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
There are so many young, beautiful women out there looking
for a good man. I was lucky enough to find
one of the few left, and I don't want to
lose it. How can I save our love? Sad by
the sea? Did sad?
Speaker 11 (17:00):
So?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
You too busy to get busy?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Huh?
Speaker 12 (17:04):
Your young has got you so worn out that you
ain't got nothing left to wear your man out?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Ain't no sense?
Speaker 12 (17:10):
And you're doing everything you can't happen. You ain't no
March Stuart. You want to save your love life. All
you got to do is figure out something to do
with your children. And always I got to answer. Let
me preach on the option of number one. Sell your children.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
You don't want to give them away.
Speaker 12 (17:32):
This is your chance to get back some of that
long green you've done shelled out raising them a little
monster so far. But if you already got attached to
them and all emotionally like and ain't interested in your.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Reblate, see option in number two. Option in number two,
get a.
Speaker 12 (17:49):
Natty that's like uh living in babysitter and don't go
hide no chubbing neighborhood ska. If you're gonna spend your
heart and Benjaminin's, y'all might as well hire someone that's
easy on the eyeballs and to get high quality and
a little price higher and farther. They're all kinds of
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fire looking holes momasi.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Uh what you call Russian Indians.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
And and then in the Hong Kong e's and the
Swedishes and all sorts of third worlds booty lichens, babysitters
and since the day has just dying to get into
this country, and they don't care who the baby daddy is.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
They just want the job. No, No, I know what
you're saying.
Speaker 12 (18:36):
Why would I bring you in some hot green cord
hoochie to strut around in front of my oh love
the pride man. Allow me to uh a loose ridic
The afromentioned hoochi is Sue serves two porpoises.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
One she keep the kids out of your.
Speaker 12 (18:52):
Hair while you and mac Daddy go two out of
three falls. And two when she's parading around your humble
a dove in the teddy and thong, you gonna buy
her your husband's.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Long buried hard normal emotions.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
Will it ruptureate and you will be swept away in
a tiradal wave of passion. After all, you gets more
fly win horned than vinegar. And play your cards right
and you might be able to talk old Mary Pimpin's
into what you call a moringue.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Troy.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
Now, if all else fails, refer to option in number three,
put your foot in the crack of someone backside. He
ain't gonna solve no merit of proflamations, but uh you
show will feel better.
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Get more fly with hornted than vinegar.
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Thank you, well, since you did the George Foreman story,
I was gonna tell her.
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The grim Raper Misses passed away over the weekend.
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Hell seventy six.
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Seventy six years old and at the time there are.
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No reported cause of his death. That hasn't been released.
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Oh good, that's good. Jake Paul.
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You remember Jake Paul from where YouTuber in the in
the boxer Mike Taston, Well, he proposed to his Olympic
speed skater girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Was his girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah you dah dah leardom dah. He posted on Instagram.
It was all instagram worthy. He was like, you know
she was standing in just a sea of flowers. There
you go, right there.
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Dah oh dog gone it. She's pretty da Yeah.
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gone around her neck might.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Be Is it a melt or is it a clock?
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Many who I don't know?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I say, good luck you crazy kids.
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She's a Dutch speed skater. Oh that's a silver medal
that she's hold enough. She wanted the twenty two Beijing Olympics.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You thought it was a clock.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
A flavor flov.
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Okay cable. Young kids are a good jack, Paul.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Skater. I have other dating news. Pete Davidson. He's familiar
with Pete Davidson.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, the guy with no discernible talent, and it keeps
showing up. Yeah, all the great kids.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
He started out as a comedian, and lately it's been
he had all like two hundred tattoos removed. That's been
his latest Slate night talk show conversations.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Well, he enjoyed.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Spring break at Palm Beach with his new girlfriend. Daily
Mail published photos of Pete and his twenty nine year
old girlfriend see Elsie. Previously dated Ted Lasso star Jason
Sudeikis and Benny Blanco, who is now Selena Gomez's so.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Not like my Elsie. Well, no, you know why looking.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
Yeah, Jason and Benny discovered her in the pages of
Playboy magazine.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Okay, she was missed Jude in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Okay, thousand and seventy May.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Old in play So how old is old?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Was his name?
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Pete Davidson? I think he's thirty thirty, early thirties something
like that.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Have you got a picture of this is.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Uh with Benny Blanco though that's not there?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Okay, Well, he's laying his head on one of her breath.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
She was a centerfold.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Used to it.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Okay, hey, Randy, did you hear this about Apple TV Plus?
Let's see they're deep in the red.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
It loses a reported one billion annually Apple Corporations that
invested five.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Billion a year billion a year.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Streaming service says these current losses are manageable.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, it's a multi trillion.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Apple TV Plus has far fewer subscribers than Netflix, Disney
and Amazon, and despite critically acclaimed shows liked at Lasso,
The Morning Show and Sevens, they're still they're still taking
Oh and by the way, Severn season finale is now streaming.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So okay, and one more story. Davis's well, here here's
the picture of Pete Davison. Then, so I want to
tell you about but.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
But Butch Butch Wilmore, NASA astronaut Butch Wilmore, who returned
to Earth and his daughter made him his face favorite pie.
She baked him a pecan pie. That's all he wanted.
That's what he's been craving acorn to E news.
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Did you see that they weren't getting paid overtime?
Speaker 9 (26:08):
And some reporter mentioned it to Donald Trump, and Trump said,
I'll write them a check myself.
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He's going to write on the check to pay for
their overtime. That's right.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
That's where I was headed with this. I'm sorry, no, no, no,
you're totally right. There.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
They were aboard the International Space Station, received a forty
hour work week salary, okay, and they get paid between
eighty five thousand and one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
They did not receive overtime or holiday weekend pay while
they were there.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
There were no They were on long term temporary duty
and received the incidentals for each day they were in
space five dollars. Yes, based on the estimated salary the
time spent in space, Sonny and Butch made another four
books four dollars do so they have a bonus check
coming to them for their troubles of being stranded in.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Space for nine months worth eleven hundred People Magazine.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
So Trump said he was gonna play. He said it
on TV. He's never lying to us.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Did y'all watch the splash down?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Like that?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
All right, So back to that. What is it loud about?
That's what I thought?
Speaker 8 (27:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Thank you very much, Tayler, Thank you very much baby
for that report there.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.
Here we go one eight hundred Big Show you told
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It's a big Shaw on the radio for your Thursday,
March twenty seventh, when at twenty by Revnvilla Red Collins
our feature track from The Big Show bit by read
just that for you before we get out of here?
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Speaker 5 (28:25):
We had everybody's head about the bed's.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I can wear that'll word any word.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
We got a husband and a wife out of Danville, Virginia,
and they are married to each other.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Alrighty, we got Colleen, the baby doll wife. Good morning, Colleen, Hey,
good morning, how are you awesome? Welcome man? You hubbing
Nelson on the other line, Good.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Morning Nelson, Good morning, john boy, Good morning I Colleen.
We gonna hook Nelson and Tater up. We're just thirty
seconds at the time, trying to get me in true
girls against the boys.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Just what we'll do?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Nelson, you relaxing, me and your wife. See what we
can do in thirty seconds. Colleen, Uh, these are items
found around the house, a theme like we were doing
with the spring time. This is things found around the house. Okay, Pam, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So me and Colleen, let's see what we can do.
All right ready, Colleen bothered me. Okay, start the clock.
Now you sweep with a yes. What do you use
to clean out the commode? Two words.
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Spilt? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
What do you use to flip over a pancake? Flip
over pad? The flat the flat thing you scoop it up,
turn it on.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I'm like godness, it's called.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
A don't have a bark attack. All right, Yeah, well
that didn't come in the head. We got a two
on the board too.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
On the board. So Nelson and Tater for their first round. Nelson,
you ready, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Actually, you kind of it's like rubber and you use
it like clean out of the throat.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Uh, you you cook and you serve dinner on these.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Late yep.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
You you cook something really quick in this box.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Mic wave.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Press your clothes with a what put your dirty clothes
in the blank?
Speaker 11 (31:00):
Pamper this?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
These these cut cut paper.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh, here's the buzzer, so don't say it why he
said it?
Speaker 11 (31:13):
Five?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Alright the colleen, Colleen, is there a particular room in
the house that you would excel in? Don't take the kitchen.
(31:37):
The store is five to two? Nelson over Colleen. After
round one.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
All right, here we go with a brand new word
for round two. Ready, Colleen, I am I think all right,
start the clock. Now, go in the closet. What do
you have your clothes on on the racker?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right, Oh I just said half of this, like
your garlic stuff. You keep in the wat, in the cabinet,
in the wat, there's two words. There's two words. Now,
it's two words. You just used the garlic and the
stuff like that. It's the blank girls, remember those. So
it's the two words where you keep your garlic and
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your other hot other little stuff. Oh, garn it, man,
I don't think get easy and stuff like scissors and
we get we get one like this.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Look on the bright side. Two late three. Yeah, the
game's over and Nelson wins five to three. Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
All right, Colleen, Well you don't have to be good
in the kitchen. You just don't care of my boy
there and everything can be I mean, you know in
the closet, we appreciate you all this. And then Danville,
now then you hang on. Jack can get you the
prize pack you share. Now, I got got the biggest
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lad in the day, good morning, big shows on the radio.
I trying to blame Randy for the hard spice rack.
Well then I couldn't come up with anything but garlic.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
There are.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Of them powder.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, I'm not gonna beat myself up. I still don't
think should have got in the kitchen. You see where
are we need?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
This is having a bent request here this morning, Philip
called well, Phillip says Marvin webshow and how much Scooby
Doo is on the Cartoon Network? I, Philip will get
it for you next.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's a big show on the radio. Some of your
lighting here this time around this time Monday through Friday.
It's on how long wordy work goes. How they can
cheat me out of a victory sometimes it takes just
a little bit longer.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Work work, work, work, work work that.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
All boys like that side. Let's alright, let's get back
god bit request for sellup? Callwell here, donna feel them? Yoh,
what's up? All right?
Speaker 11 (34:44):
Mark?
Speaker 13 (34:44):
Hey man, just got a bunch of new channels on
my cable. One of them is the Cartoon Network. Y'all
seen net?
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (34:50):
Yeah, I got all excited because you know I love cartoons.
Cartoon Network. It turns out it's like the all Scooby
Doo channel. The Cartoon Net work runs Scooby Doo about
seven eight times a day, and they run them all
at Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, Snoop dogged Do, from them
the sakes Scooby Doo. Where are you hey, y'all can
(35:11):
quit looking. I found him. He's over on Channel thirty eight.
I mean, how many episodes of Scooby Dude do you
really need to see? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
They all just alike at the end.
Speaker 13 (35:21):
The big Monster always turns out to be the mean
old guy that they ran into at the beginning of
the cartoon. You know, one of them goes, hey, the
swamp monster, it's really mister Phoenix. Well, big surprise, y'all
ain't running to nobody else in the last half hour,
of course, with mister Phoenix, who you think is gonna
be Fred Flintstone. Yeah, and when they catch him, the
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bad guy always said the same thing. I'd have got
away with it if it wasn't for you kids. Now,
let's be honest, anybody in this group looked like they
could really solve a real live mystery. I don't think so. Scooby,
big dumb dog, he ain't no help. And got that
white guy with the bell bottoms and the little scarf
around his neck. Yeah, brother, that was a good look
(36:06):
for about fifteen minutes in nineteen sixty seven, and his
redheaded girlfriend whole Daphning, she ain't into it, looked like
she rather to be making posters for the Soca or something.
And the Shaggy, I don't know what his deal is.
Everybody else be running through the house looking for the ghost.
Shaggy looked like he'd been hanging around on the back porch.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Burning one, you know what I mean. And Velma, it
what's up with her?
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Ellen DeGeneres told about being in the first woman to
come out on TV.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
She gonna have to go.
Speaker 13 (36:37):
Something to beat Velma. If you ask me, that's a
strange looking white woman right there. Now, my favorite cartoon
was always The road Runner. You know, well that's what
they called it. I never could figure out why, you know,
in a seven minute cartoon, Roadrunner show up for about
thirty seconds.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
You know.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
Let me say a word to my man, Whyley Coyote. Okay,
all my life I've been watching you. You draw up
these little blueprints about what you're gonna do. You got
giant boulders and big old horseshoe magnets and that metal
thing that pops up out of the slot in the
middle of the road. None of this ever worked for you,
But you out there busting your hump day in and
(37:16):
day out. Now I respect that. Okay, You're a hard
working dude. But can I make a suggestion the next
time you're getting ready to pick up the phone and
call act me to order something, won't you just order
some food? Goodness sakes, you're working way, road runner. Don't
look like I got a whole lot of meat on
it to me, you working way too hard. Get you
(37:36):
call get a pizza. Domino's will bring it right to
the cliffs, or or check the ACME catalog. I bet
they sell food and they sell everything else. Got catapults
and rocket launchers and giant rubber bands. You just know
they can hook you up with some kind of food,
some kind of gormet, road runner, filet or something. You
call them right now, you have it about ten o'clock
(37:59):
in the morning, coming packed on dry ice. I'm sure
they'd be delicious. And it got to be a whole
lot cheaper than buying six miles of railroad track.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
And a rocket ship.
Speaker 11 (38:08):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (38:10):
You got to slow down, brother, You're gonna kill yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 13 (38:15):
I'm Marven Webbs.
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Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins talking to you
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I know he's always coming out against people watching television,
but seem like every time I cut the TV on lately,
(40:27):
they got another program about old Jesus running The Historical
channel's been doing them two and three to clip? What
about that? I says, well, what about it? Just because
they talking about the Lord don't mean they got nothing
good to say about him. That's a dad burnt truthfulove it. Oh,
they're running a program on Jesus, but it's always one
(40:47):
of them skeptical deals like Jesus myth or fairy tale
or in search of the non mystical Jesus or never
mind what the Bible says, Who here is Jesus? Really?
I mean, you think if they want to know about Jesus,
they might ask somebody that actually believes an' him ever
(41:08):
wants to know? While only people ever have on them shows?
Is much of them unbelieving modernist evolutionists, egg headed apostage.
You talk to three of them. They give you about
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open minded that their brains has done fell out. Well,
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Modern scholars believed the Pagans was using most of the
good stuff before Old Moses in them was ever born. Friends,
let me just say that if you want to do
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the baseball Father has allowed as many as four strikes
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They figure if one fella coming back from the day
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if Kyle Larson would have done that, he could do
something that hardly anybody has done since I can't remember
what Doug told me, so let's just go to him.
Ladies and Gentlemen's on track with Doug Rice. Good morning,
Doug's I've had a lot of intros.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That was one of them.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That was one of them right there, Thank you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
What did Kyle Larson almost move? That is hard to
do in the sport of racing.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
He almost won all three of the Major Touring Series
races on the same weekend. Only Kyle Busch has done that.
He holds the record, and so so Kyle Larson had
a shot. He won the truck race in a pretty
close affair. Corey Hims truck was dominant but went away
late in the race. Kyle Larson won that He was leading,
(01:12):
I think by fourteen seconds with about a half dozen
laps to go at Homestead in the Infinity race, that's
a lot. That's almost a half a lap. Yeah, and
I think there were only like six cars on the
lead lap. He had passed everybody. There was a late
race caution, there was a spin and on the restart
with two to go, the rear in his car got
jacked up. His wheels were actually off the ground for
(01:34):
a nano second and that allowed Justin Algeyer to get
out front and win the race. Larson I think finished fourth,
and so that took any chance of him sweeping the weekend.
But then he did come back on Sunday and win
the Cup race on Sunday, not indominant Kyle Larson style,
but came on late, passed a couple of other cars,
(01:54):
including his teammate Alex Bowman, and he got around Bubba
Wallace and picked up his first win this shar year
in race number six.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, that is some So what about Kyle Bush the
only one to sweep all three races.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Has he done that once or twice?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I think he's done that twice. Okay, that's when he
gets when he got on a roll. You know, they're
the trucks.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
For a while.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
He was almost unbeatable in the same inexfinity and uh,
that's going to hold up for a while. I think
Larson is going to try it again in.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Bristol, so he may have a shot to go up there.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And sweep a triple header at Bristol. We'll see. But
that's that's a big that's a big mark Takedown to
win all three races in a weekend as is.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So there's Kyle's first win, the first Chevy besides William Byron.
And you have noted that the the Hendrick teams are
they're doing pretty good so far.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is not too shabby right now. The points leader
after six races is William Byron. He leads his Hendrick
teammate Kyle Larson by thirty six points. His other teammate,
Alex Bowman, he's up on him by thirty nine points.
And then you fall all the way down to sixth
place and find Chase Elliott. So all four of their
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teams are in the top six. That spells a lot
right now. And you know, Gibbs has won three races
with you know that tear that bell went on for
a while, but he's kind of come back down to
earth right now, and it looks like at least it's
awfully early, and the Penske teams don't usually get hot
till late, but right now it looks like the championship's
(03:33):
probably gonna have to go through Hendrick Motorsports.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And then looking at the standing, he's dug down in
seventh and eighth place as Bubba Wallace and Denny Hamblin
and Bubba came in third of the race down Miami
over the weekend. So how them boys doing with the
twenty three eleven with Jordans and Denny and Bubba and.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
All them look like they're running pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, I can tell you this. I think Bubba is
showing up with the fastest cars he's ever had in
his career. He always practiced well at just about every
race this year qualifying better and where that's where he
really needed to improve. You're not going to run well
if you're qualifying twenty fifth every week, if you're qualifying
(04:15):
up toward the top ten.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You're just going to have a better day.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You're racing around better drivers, and the chance of something
going sideways is a lot less. So there was a
while this past Sunday I thought Bubba was going to
win the race, but his tires went away and that
let Bowman get around him in a Larson. And in
the past he would have messed that up and finished thirteenth.
This time he gets his third place finish and goes on.
(04:39):
So I think the goal for that team at twenty
three eleven just get to the playoffs, being among the
top sixteen teams at the cutoff and get to the playoffs.
He didn't do that last year. Right now, he's not
dug the big deep hole that he traditionally does at
the start of the season.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So you mentioned Chase Elliott, very popular driver is six
in points.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
He finished eighteenth, looks like eighteenth in Miami over the weekend,
so six in points. But he hadn't really been doing
much on the last How many races did you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Figure out doing.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I think he's won one out of the last seventy
two races, and that was at Texas last year. He
got a w Now he was one of the most
consistent runners, and I think maybe he had one of
the best average finishes of any driver last year and
that's seemingly what he's doing again this year. But when
you carry the weight of hint with what he is
(05:35):
the most popular driver year in the year out, he
wins that, and he wins that by the biggest measuring stick.
He's just look at souvenir sales. He is always number one.
So when people endorse you by getting out their wallets
and credit cards, that tells you a lot. I think
personally it would be good for the sport if he
got a couple of w's the most popular driver. It's
(05:58):
kind of like the Dallas Cowboys when they're winning. It
helps all the other teams because more eyeballs are on
the NFL.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, we'll see what happens in Martinsville Martinsville Speedway for
the Cookout four hundred this Sunday. What you looking at,
Doug on a paper clip?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Love love that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Little track up there, And folks, if you've never been
up to Martinsville and you got some time this week
in venture up there, just a gorgeous setting, a cool
little place. Used to take my dad up there a lot.
Larson could go two for two. He's he's very good there.
Larson and Blaney, I feel like going into that place
are probably the two that I'm gonna keep my eye on.
(06:37):
So you've got you've got a Ford in a Chevy.
If I'm gonna go with the Toyota, it may be
time for Denny Hamlin to get back to Winters Circle.
So I'll love I'll give him a check mark two
for as a Toyota.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
All right, good Cole, run and then a Toyota.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right, Doug, good deal, buddy. We appreciate you so much.
You have a great spring weekend, my boy.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
All right, Johnny, you take care. Thank all right, thank you, Doug.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
See you next week now. But you can follow Doug
on x Riceman sixty one. All right, let's play Meet
the Blonde one night on a big show, he told
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(07:36):
make already.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
W No, I just got a list of his questions
for blonde headed girls. Yeah, and it's time to play
beat the Blonde a gay.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Let's meet our contestant, Steve and a Donaldson Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm ones Steve.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Hey Man how y'all doing, buddy, We all ride.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
So you think Tennessee got anything for Kentucky and the
basketball court to sweep him?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I don't know. I think they've done Kentucky done whooped them?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Christ I don't shore know, man, But it's hard to
beat the same team three times in the season.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Your experts will tell you that.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, that's one thing going forward anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So we'll have a friendly little wager on this too,
if we can double or nothing, your cool swag. If
you can beat our ball here, all right?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
All right, then you get two bells before two buzzers
and it's done.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
So Tater, listen, dear, you're ready to help Steve get
his frize back? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, correctly speaking, what should you call a pig whose
weight goes over one hundred and fifty pounds a divorcee.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Maybe late for dinner?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Than what.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
You call that a swine?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
A swine?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
A pig whose weight goes over one hundred and fifty pounds?
Steve Tator says.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Call it a swine correctly speaking.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The correctly speaking, she says, do you agree?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You disagree with that? Emphatically? It sounded like that was
the day to do. Yes, you call them ahl is
what I said. There's one, but it will get you another.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yes, all right, days go to raccoon more animals Lovely
raccoons often do something before they eat that few other
animals do.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
What is that they have a cocktail? John, they would
that little mask, weight at the bar, hands, little fingers
sticking out. I take if it's true, I've got to
the bar. More off of you. I don't know why
picturing Hanson at a bar.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
What they do is they separate their food.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They separate their food. Steve, you agree or disagree without about.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The raccoons eating, I disagree? Disagree again?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
And the.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Wind?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Are you just subserved your sealings?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I think they wash their hands.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, actually they wash their food, wash their food. They
wash their yeah, but they are not cleaning it. Raccoons
douse their food to give them better sensory information so
they can determine what kind of food they are eating.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
They have to dunk it in water, well, wash it all.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
What I read was that they have like twenty times
more receptors for nerves in their front paws, which are
opposing digits, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And that's why Hansen gave such great massages.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Well, they walk around on them so they get calloused,
and don't them in the water makes them the skin
soft enough so they can tell what they're separating from.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
So they're not really washing their hands at all.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
In fact, I read this as well. In fact, they
more often will defecate where they're.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Dunking food or or stick in their hands on purpose.
On purpose. Wow, just to make sure everybody knows. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I read.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Don't don't poop where you eat, poop where you work,
but where you.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
All right, that's helpful, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dave, You did it, buddy.
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All right, thank y'all. Hey, Marcy, could I get you
to do one thing for y'all? I'll try get a
could you giggle for me like the baby on the Rebel?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
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then your game.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What about the old what about the old Grandma and
the old witch? When the Warner brothers too always running
anything chased?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, you ain't got that one, Daunta. That's our girls. Dame,
it's such entertainment that you.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Hang on y'all take care.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Wade about the hour time of your news. Then special
day for guys by on this day in nineteen ninety eight,
Blue Pill Norman.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
I a.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's a big showing the radio. Well, I'm talking about
a date in the history. This date, March twenty seventh,
nineteen ninety eight, the Food and Drug Administration.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Approved the drug viagra. And y'all, I was thinking about this.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The first viagra joke I ever heard was told to
me by Dick Trickle. I have not And then look
at this date and it was in Martinsville, remember when
I will tell you all, Yeah, March that's where I
was dancing with Dick Trickle. It was the Dutch In
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That's where all the drivers and the crew. Well man
back then that we were staying around there. So ninety
eight and like it was just to proved. Like maybe
I'll have to look it up. It might have been
the Martinsville race weekend. This weekend, Yeah, goes the racing
to Martinsville.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Well, I'm sure he heard all sorts of jokes.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The fact that I still remember the joke, Okay, he
said that if I have John Boye, now you take one.
Make sure you swallow it all away, because we don't,
you'll get a stiff neck. I didn't say it was
the funniest one I ever heard of, that it was
the first one. It was Dick Trickle workshopping viagra.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Jokes in Martinsville. It was wonderful. Thanks for the memories, good.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Times, good morning, big shows on the radio, twenty minutes
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Speaker 11 (15:12):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It's time too.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
I was like, yo, what's up?
Speaker 12 (15:18):
I'd have been here sooner, but uh, Patrick got to
brow him. He been gone for two days. I had
to hitchhike in imagine that. Oh, welcome a man like me.
Welcome to another episode of AX for.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
All the far why one you need for all your so.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
Called Afro perspiration relationship? Did this m met the Turner?
That's what I'm talking about. You remember that Jackie met
the Turner. My sweet husband and I have been married
for fourteen years. We had three beautiful children, ages twelve, eleven,
and seven. The two oldest our girls, and the youngest
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is a boy. We both loved them with all our hearts,
but they have called the rift in our relation of shrimp.
When we were first married, I greet my man at
the door. I have to hit hard day at work
with a big kid. Welcome him home with loving arms,
take his suit, hang it up for him while I
laid out some comfortable clothes to wear. That I'd fix
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him a drink, serve him a lovely that.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Of course you did. You're a woman, ain't you who?
After day we play soft, send you his music and
and joy each other. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Nine so wrapped up and our children. I hardly had
time to say hello to him when he comes to
the door. By the time the cheering are in bed,
then a man cleaned up. I don't have nothing left
to give my man, mister Turner, give you that, mister Turner,
please hit me.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
There are so many young, beautiful women out there looking
for a good man. I was lucky enough to find
one of the few left, and I don't want to
lose it. How can I save our love? Sad by
the sea? Did sad?
Speaker 11 (17:00):
So?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
You too busy to get busy?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Huh?
Speaker 12 (17:04):
Your young has got you so worn out that you
ain't got nothing left to wear your man out?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Ain't no sense?
Speaker 12 (17:10):
And you're doing everything you can't happen. You ain't no
March Stuart. You want to save your love life. All
you got to do is figure out something to do
with your children. And always I got to answer. Let
me preach on the option of number one. Sell your children.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
You don't want to give them away.
Speaker 12 (17:32):
This is your chance to get back some of that
long green you've done shelled out raising them a little
monster so far. But if you already got attached to
them and all emotionally like and ain't interested in your.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Reblate, see option in number two. Option in number two,
get a.
Speaker 12 (17:49):
Natty that's like uh living in babysitter and don't go
hide no chubbing neighborhood ska. If you're gonna spend your
heart and Benjaminin's, y'all might as well hire someone that's
easy on the eyeballs and to get high quality and
a little price higher and farther. They're all kinds of
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fire looking holes momasi.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Uh what you call Russian Indians.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
And and then in the Hong Kong e's and the
Swedishes and all sorts of third worlds booty lichens, babysitters
and since the day has just dying to get into
this country, and they don't care who the baby daddy is.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
They just want the job. No, No, I know what
you're saying.
Speaker 12 (18:36):
Why would I bring you in some hot green cord
hoochie to strut around in front of my oh love
the pride man. Allow me to uh a loose ridic
The afromentioned hoochi is Sue serves two porpoises.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
One she keep the kids out of your.
Speaker 12 (18:52):
Hair while you and mac Daddy go two out of
three falls. And two when she's parading around your humble
a dove in the teddy and thong, you gonna buy
her your husband's.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Long buried hard normal emotions.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
Will it ruptureate and you will be swept away in
a tiradal wave of passion. After all, you gets more
fly win horned than vinegar. And play your cards right
and you might be able to talk old Mary Pimpin's
into what you call a moringue.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Troy.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
Now, if all else fails, refer to option in number three,
put your foot in the crack of someone backside. He
ain't gonna solve no merit of proflamations, but uh you
show will feel better.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
This is Ike beast down.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
You want to exc mail ex like John Boyd and
Billy a p O box one nine one one one
Charlotte and see two eight two one nine.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Get more fly with hornted than vinegar.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
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our girl, Marsh said Moran.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Thank you, well, since you did the George Foreman story,
I was gonna tell her.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
The grim Raper Misses passed away over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Hell seventy six.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Seventy six years old and at the time there are.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
No reported cause of his death. That hasn't been released.
It just was released that his family was with him.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh good, that's good. Jake Paul.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
You remember Jake Paul from where YouTuber in the in
the boxer Mike Taston, Well, he proposed to his Olympic
speed skater girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Was his girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah you dah dah leardom dah. He posted on Instagram.
It was all instagram worthy. He was like, you know
she was standing in just a sea of flowers. There
you go, right there.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Dah oh dog gone it. She's pretty da Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah, she's holding up on him like flavor flames. She's
gone around her neck might.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Be Is it a melt or is it a clock?
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Many who I don't know?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I say, good luck you crazy kids.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
She's a Dutch speed skater. Oh that's a silver medal
that she's hold enough. She wanted the twenty two Beijing Olympics.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You thought it was a clock.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
A flavor flov.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Okay cable. Young kids are a good jack, Paul.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Skater. I have other dating news. Pete Davidson. He's familiar
with Pete Davidson.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, the guy with no discernible talent, and it keeps
showing up. Yeah, all the great kids.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
He started out as a comedian, and lately it's been
he had all like two hundred tattoos removed. That's been
his latest Slate night talk show conversations.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Well, he enjoyed.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Spring break at Palm Beach with his new girlfriend. Daily
Mail published photos of Pete and his twenty nine year
old girlfriend see Elsie. Previously dated Ted Lasso star Jason
Sudeikis and Benny Blanco, who is now Selena Gomez's so.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Not like my Elsie. Well, no, you know why looking.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
Yeah, Jason and Benny discovered her in the pages of
Playboy magazine.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Okay, she was missed Jude in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Okay, thousand and seventy May.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Old in play So how old is old?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Was his name?
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Pete Davidson? I think he's thirty thirty, early thirties something
like that.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Have you got a picture of this is.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Uh with Benny Blanco though that's not there?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Okay, Well, he's laying his head on one of her breath.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
She was a centerfold.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Used to it.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Okay, hey, Randy, did you hear this about Apple TV Plus?
Let's see they're deep in the red.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
It loses a reported one billion annually Apple Corporations that
invested five.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Billion a year billion a year.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Streaming service says these current losses are manageable.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, it's a multi trillion.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Apple TV Plus has far fewer subscribers than Netflix, Disney
and Amazon, and despite critically acclaimed shows liked at Lasso,
The Morning Show and Sevens, they're still they're still taking
Oh and by the way, Severn season finale is now streaming.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So okay, and one more story. Davis's well, here here's
the picture of Pete Davison. Then, so I want to
tell you about but.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
But Butch Butch Wilmore, NASA astronaut Butch Wilmore, who returned
to Earth and his daughter made him his face favorite pie.
She baked him a pecan pie. That's all he wanted.
That's what he's been craving acorn to E news.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Did you see that they weren't getting paid overtime?
Speaker 9 (26:08):
And some reporter mentioned it to Donald Trump, and Trump said,
I'll write them a check myself.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
He's going to write on the check to pay for
their overtime. That's right.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
That's where I was headed with this. I'm sorry, no, no, no,
you're totally right. There.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
They were aboard the International Space Station, received a forty
hour work week salary, okay, and they get paid between
eighty five thousand and one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
They did not receive overtime or holiday weekend pay while
they were there.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
There were no They were on long term temporary duty
and received the incidentals for each day they were in
space five dollars. Yes, based on the estimated salary the
time spent in space, Sonny and Butch made another four
books four dollars do so they have a bonus check
coming to them for their troubles of being stranded in.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Space for nine months worth eleven hundred People Magazine.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
So Trump said he was gonna play. He said it
on TV. He's never lying to us.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Did y'all watch the splash down?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Like that?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
All right, So back to that. What is it loud about?
That's what I thought?
Speaker 8 (27:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Thank you very much, Tayler, Thank you very much baby
for that report there.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.
Here we go one eight hundred Big Show you told
free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants play next.
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It's a big Shaw on the radio for your Thursday,
March twenty seventh, when at twenty by Revnvilla Red Collins
our feature track from The Big Show bit by read
just that for you before we get out of here?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
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Com on a daily basis? Pay out on their contest
but you can't get to We'll call you. Got somebody
you want to play? We may that happen too.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
We had everybody's head about the bed's.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I can wear that'll word any word.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
We got a husband and a wife out of Danville, Virginia,
and they are married to each other.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Alrighty, we got Colleen, the baby doll wife. Good morning, Colleen, Hey,
good morning, how are you awesome? Welcome man? You hubbing
Nelson on the other line, Good.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Morning Nelson, Good morning, john boy, Good morning I Colleen.
We gonna hook Nelson and Tater up. We're just thirty
seconds at the time, trying to get me in true
girls against the boys.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Just what we'll do?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Nelson, you relaxing, me and your wife. See what we
can do in thirty seconds. Colleen, Uh, these are items
found around the house, a theme like we were doing
with the spring time. This is things found around the house. Okay, Pam, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So me and Colleen, let's see what we can do.
All right ready, Colleen bothered me. Okay, start the clock.
Now you sweep with a yes. What do you use
to clean out the commode? Two words.
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Spilt? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
What do you use to flip over a pancake? Flip
over pad? The flat the flat thing you scoop it up,
turn it on.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I'm like godness, it's called.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
A don't have a bark attack. All right, Yeah, well
that didn't come in the head. We got a two
on the board too.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
On the board. So Nelson and Tater for their first round. Nelson,
you ready, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Actually, you kind of it's like rubber and you use
it like clean out of the throat.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Uh, you you cook and you serve dinner on these.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Late yep.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
You you cook something really quick in this box.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Mic wave.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Press your clothes with a what put your dirty clothes
in the blank?
Speaker 11 (31:00):
Pamper this?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
These these cut cut paper.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh, here's the buzzer, so don't say it why he
said it?
Speaker 11 (31:13):
Five?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Alright the colleen, Colleen, is there a particular room in
the house that you would excel in? Don't take the kitchen.
(31:37):
The store is five to two? Nelson over Colleen. After
round one.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
All right, here we go with a brand new word
for round two. Ready, Colleen, I am I think all right,
start the clock. Now, go in the closet. What do
you have your clothes on on the racker?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right, Oh I just said half of this, like
your garlic stuff. You keep in the wat, in the cabinet,
in the wat, there's two words. There's two words. Now,
it's two words. You just used the garlic and the
stuff like that. It's the blank girls, remember those. So
it's the two words where you keep your garlic and
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your other hot other little stuff. Oh, garn it, man,
I don't think get easy and stuff like scissors and
we get we get one like this.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Look on the bright side. Two late three. Yeah, the
game's over and Nelson wins five to three. Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
All right, Colleen, Well you don't have to be good
in the kitchen. You just don't care of my boy
there and everything can be I mean, you know in
the closet, we appreciate you all this. And then Danville,
now then you hang on. Jack can get you the
prize pack you share. Now, I got got the biggest
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lad in the day, good morning, big shows on the radio.
I trying to blame Randy for the hard spice rack.
Well then I couldn't come up with anything but garlic.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
There are.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Of them powder.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, I'm not gonna beat myself up. I still don't
think should have got in the kitchen. You see where
are we need?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
This is having a bent request here this morning, Philip
called well, Phillip says Marvin webshow and how much Scooby
Doo is on the Cartoon Network? I, Philip will get
it for you next.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's a big show on the radio. Some of your
lighting here this time around this time Monday through Friday.
It's on how long wordy work goes. How they can
cheat me out of a victory sometimes it takes just
a little bit longer.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Work work, work, work, work work that.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
All boys like that side. Let's alright, let's get back
god bit request for sellup? Callwell here, donna feel them? Yoh,
what's up? All right?
Speaker 11 (34:44):
Mark?
Speaker 13 (34:44):
Hey man, just got a bunch of new channels on
my cable. One of them is the Cartoon Network. Y'all
seen net?
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (34:50):
Yeah, I got all excited because you know I love cartoons.
Cartoon Network. It turns out it's like the all Scooby
Doo channel. The Cartoon Net work runs Scooby Doo about
seven eight times a day, and they run them all
at Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, Snoop dogged Do, from them
the sakes Scooby Doo. Where are you hey, y'all can
(35:11):
quit looking. I found him. He's over on Channel thirty eight.
I mean, how many episodes of Scooby Dude do you
really need to see? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
They all just alike at the end.
Speaker 13 (35:21):
The big Monster always turns out to be the mean
old guy that they ran into at the beginning of
the cartoon. You know, one of them goes, hey, the
swamp monster, it's really mister Phoenix. Well, big surprise, y'all
ain't running to nobody else in the last half hour,
of course, with mister Phoenix, who you think is gonna
be Fred Flintstone. Yeah, and when they catch him, the
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bad guy always said the same thing. I'd have got
away with it if it wasn't for you kids. Now,
let's be honest, anybody in this group looked like they
could really solve a real live mystery. I don't think so. Scooby,
big dumb dog, he ain't no help. And got that
white guy with the bell bottoms and the little scarf
around his neck. Yeah, brother, that was a good look
(36:06):
for about fifteen minutes in nineteen sixty seven, and his
redheaded girlfriend whole Daphning, she ain't into it, looked like
she rather to be making posters for the Soca or something.
And the Shaggy, I don't know what his deal is.
Everybody else be running through the house looking for the ghost.
Shaggy looked like he'd been hanging around on the back porch.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Burning one, you know what I mean. And Velma, it
what's up with her?
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Ellen DeGeneres told about being in the first woman to
come out on TV.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
She gonna have to go.
Speaker 13 (36:37):
Something to beat Velma. If you ask me, that's a
strange looking white woman right there. Now, my favorite cartoon
was always The road Runner. You know, well that's what
they called it. I never could figure out why, you know,
in a seven minute cartoon, Roadrunner show up for about
thirty seconds.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
You know.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
Let me say a word to my man, Whyley Coyote. Okay,
all my life I've been watching you. You draw up
these little blueprints about what you're gonna do. You got
giant boulders and big old horseshoe magnets and that metal
thing that pops up out of the slot in the
middle of the road. None of this ever worked for you,
But you out there busting your hump day in and
(37:16):
day out. Now I respect that. Okay, You're a hard
working dude. But can I make a suggestion the next
time you're getting ready to pick up the phone and
call act me to order something, won't you just order
some food? Goodness sakes, you're working way, road runner. Don't
look like I got a whole lot of meat on
it to me, you working way too hard. Get you
(37:36):
call get a pizza. Domino's will bring it right to
the cliffs, or or check the ACME catalog. I bet
they sell food and they sell everything else. Got catapults
and rocket launchers and giant rubber bands. You just know
they can hook you up with some kind of food,
some kind of gormet, road runner, filet or something. You
call them right now, you have it about ten o'clock
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in the morning, coming packed on dry ice. I'm sure
they'd be delicious. And it got to be a whole
lot cheaper than buying six miles of railroad track.
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And a rocket ship.
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You know what I mean.
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You got to slow down, brother, You're gonna kill yourself.
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Y'all think about it.
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I'm Marven Webbs.
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seven oh nine pm on CBS. TBS tip off at
seven thirty nine between Number one Florida, Number four Goose Covered, Maryland.
They do blue levels take on a Arizona. I think
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nine thirty nine pm as we at the time on CBS,
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Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins talking to you
from the Sworder Joshua Independent Full of Gospel, Penny Coostel
Assembly just off State Road twenty three on the front
of the Groves. Doug mccarr in the garage. The other
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days is oh Unsaved Fella named Rufus down there. It
works on it for me. He's kind of a smart,
elechy boy on religious subjects, but he can fix our
buick less saber like nobody's did. Rufus says to me. Says, well, Preacher,
I know he's always coming out against people watching television,
but seem like every time I cut the TV on lately,
(40:27):
they got another program about old Jesus running The Historical
channel's been doing them two and three to clip? What
about that? I says, well, what about it? Just because
they talking about the Lord don't mean they got nothing
good to say about him. That's a dad burnt truthfulove it. Oh,
they're running a program on Jesus, but it's always one
(40:47):
of them skeptical deals like Jesus myth or fairy tale
or in search of the non mystical Jesus or never
mind what the Bible says, Who here is Jesus? Really?
I mean, you think if they want to know about Jesus,
they might ask somebody that actually believes an' him ever
(41:08):
wants to know? While only people ever have on them shows?
Is much of them unbelieving modernist evolutionists, egg headed apostage.
You talk to three of them. They give you about
five different answers, every one of them. Should that burn
open minded that their brains has done fell out. Well,
all the big ideas in the Bible was actually stole
(41:30):
from the hit Tites and the Sheites and the Salactites.
Modern scholars believed the Pagans was using most of the
good stuff before Old Moses in them was ever born. Friends,
let me just say that if you want to do
a TV program on baseball, you don't lead off with
some pointy headed little snot from Harvard that don't believe
(41:51):
Babe Ruth ever hit seven fourteen, Well, ched, I don't
think we're meant to take that three strikes, you're out. Literally,
the baseball Father has allowed as many as four strikes
and a thing of that bat and sixteen ounce in
the inning so they could appeal to all the Pagans,
you know, like that old mean fella that calls into
(42:12):
y'all show sometimes might say, my big old fan is
if TV people are talking about Jesus, friends, it ain't
cause they're interested in him, A just trying to piggyback
on Mail Gibbons on his new Jesus movie. You say, well,
prachure Mail Gibbons has done made over three hundred million
dollars off it, and that's true. But look at what
(42:34):
knocked the Lord out of the number one slot, Dawn
of the Dead US Zombie moving. See that's Hollywood for you.
They figure if one fella coming back from the day
it is good, fifteen hundred of them must be even more.
Oh and what was the number one movie last week?
Hell Boy, a super hero from Hell. Well, now sounds
(42:59):
like the New nurs States is just starving for Bible
based big screen entertainment on friends. If you want to
get the real scoop about Jesus, ain't no better place
to do it than The Sword of Joshua, Independent full
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three on the Frontage Road. Next Friday night in our
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The that women's Bible class modeled fresh new looks for
Spring based on the rough hewn figure concealing styles of
first century Judea as interpreted by renowned Penny Coastal designer
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reminding you, and it's time to turn so you don't
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