March 28, 2025 • 47 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we stick John Boy in our Big Show Roasting Chair and celebrate all things him.. - First up is “the Ballad of John Boy”.. - We’ll recap his experience with ordering room service in Daytona.. - We’ll deep dive into how his truck is smarter than he is.. - Today’s Playhouse features a new script entitled “The Fling”.. - We’ll have the staff psychologist evaluate the big guy.. - Tom Sorensen checks in to compare the week’s wins and losses with John Boy.. - Since no-one seems to ask him the right questions, John Boy decides to interview himself.. - and we’ll wrap things up with Oliver on John Boy’s aging patterns…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hangout, all right, listen to you, morg it's time to
button your yap. Say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, he's adorable, y'all.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Gonna doodle Dandy fell out of looking looking on Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're rolling in two smug in front of me. Or
allowed me to take another trip around the sun.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Begg you very moved, Joe Marzlin, Oh my big shoe family,
and oh my friends and listeners around the world.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Thank you for making this possible. Trove of little people
and the boys in the shop.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, I got to find it. We broken, and you
wouldn't find it all I have looking for a perfect
drop to put you in your place. No goodness, all right,
all right, they screw I say what national days we have? Amazons?
Y'all don't want to play with me on my birthday?
(02:03):
National something on a stick day?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, I'll lead a corn dog later.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
It'll work now, shettle black forest cake Day. I like
my ice cream cake, so we won't do the black forest.
You know this is all about me because you haven't noticed.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh we've noticed it for quite a while, all right.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And then uh, check my tri Glacier rides. It is
National tri glacer Ride Day. And uh, I'm not sure
how you do that.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So probably with a blood test, that right, so we'll Yeah,
if I bleed later, yo, that's your cholesterol.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I guess they are good and bad. I can't give
up with it. Let me know how I'm doing it
all right? On my birthday, don't ruin it. We'll get
our first prize. Back out and get the winning begin
and makes me happy. Let's get the giving going. Big
show's on the radio, Good morning bake shows on the radio.
(03:02):
I think I'll take it easy on my birthday. So Tator,
what is that you hit?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Now?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, there's the one. All right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What what are we gonna play for? The couple golf?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
What are they playing for on your birthday? An assortment
of swag from World Lawnmowers makers are the best value
zero turn mowers on the market, featuring a three year
unlimited hours warranty, Kawasaki Engines and heavy duty steel decks
mode with landscaping's best kept secret world lawn y'all look
for their link at the Big show dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thank you, my bad bet. There are the three dates
in history. Get this thing going.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It was nineteen forty four the NCAA A slash AAU
Rules Committee adopting two new basketball rules.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Goal tending was forbidden.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
They just got tall enough in forty four to knock
it away, so can't do that. Also, players were allowed
five fouls instead of four before being ejected. Right, Two
good changes there. Up to nineteen seventy three. President Nixon
announced the creation of the DEEA, the Drug Enforcement Agency
(04:15):
seventy three. Twenty twenty two, actor Will Smith issued an
apology on Instagram to Oscar's host Chris Rock for slapping
him live on stage during the ceremony. We talked about
that yesterday. They still hadn't kissing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Made up ev.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
I think Will has tried.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I know he was doing it in his latest comedy act.
He was talking to you getting some mileage.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, that's the way you do it. I guess. Well,
there you go. There's our three dates in history.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Let's see if we can get the winning beginning on
out birds one eight hundred Big show. You told free Line.
We'll do it next the morning Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Alright, I found it.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
That's health walk.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Randy doesn't want to hold you there. All right, let's.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Outburst.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boys and
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Let's go mave contested number one.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
This should really be a lot of funs that win.
You're playing Outburst, have a hurry up and guest time.
You have the best time, but you have a big shot.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Let's say, hey Mike from Mold Tree, Georgia, good morning mine,
Hey drum bar, Hey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hey hey my coming in hot out of mold Tree.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Here.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Make everybody.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
We'll let you get you.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Let's get you through these three categories and get that
cool swag from world lown Mores to you.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You ready, I think you know.
Speaker 11 (06:40):
I don't even know if I knew the answer.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Anybody, I talk fast stuff to do this.
Speaker 12 (06:45):
Let's give it a go.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Okay, buddy, well, I'll have a have a short I'll
have a long trigger finger. However it works out, never mind,
just give us three basketball rules.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Ready, go.
Speaker 13 (07:01):
No traveling, no pushing.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Only five players on each team of the time.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
All right, there you go to hang it out them
five time. Well you got two to go. Now get
in your head.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Spit out three federal leasing jobs or agency.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Remember the legs up? Ready?
Speaker 14 (07:28):
Oy da?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
If the.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Right he say, got them numbers in your head? There
you go?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
All right, now those are letters.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Concentrate, don't help. But Mike, I'm an idiot. Alright, there
we go. One more, Mike, Uh, three ways? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Three more?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Three ways to say you're sorry? Ready?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Go?
Speaker 15 (07:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Then mean I apologize my bad alright, maybe.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
One off you apologize.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Kind of sound like Will Smith apologizing the Christ. Mike,
you got the assortment of swag from world lawnmowers headed
down the moat tree for.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You, Right you did? All right?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Hang on for Jackie, alright, here find a many hour
and tom me your news. We got to tell you
the feature track from the Big Show. Bit Bogs Oliver
on John Moore getting old pile on the boy's my birthday,
(09:15):
Good morning, it's a big Jean radio. My coworkers, guys
and fit songs all about me together for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
All thank yall, and remember.
Speaker 16 (09:31):
So let's get some fun going on my birthday.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
I'll never forget that faithful night. He lay there in
the pale moonlight, a filthy ball cap on his head.
I thought that he was surely dead, a broken soul.
No one would claim that's the night I learned the
name of John Boy, John Boy. For five days, it
(10:03):
was touch and go. Would he survived I didn't know.
He let out with a mournful wheeze, his colon blocked
with too much cheese, And with a rusty butter knife,
I cleared the clog and saved the life of John Boy, John.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
I soon found out he had a gift. His funny
ways gave folks a lift. I thought that he should
have a show where I worked on the radio. I
had a feeling he'd find fame when everyone would learn
the name of John.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Boy, John Boy John.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
He soon was famous far and wide, made other DJs
run and hide. He sure enough became a star. But
it wasn't skilled that got him far the credit to
what he'd become. There was no one nearly quite as
dumb as John.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Boy, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
He couldn't act, he couldn't sing. He always said such
stupid things, could barely say the simplest words, but solid
gold came from those turns.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
The listeners.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
They were never born. Cash and ratings with a reward
for John Boy.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
John Booy John Boy.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
But success began to swell his head.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He hated getting out of bed.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
One day he threw a hissy fit and in a
rage of fart was lit. He set the studio ablaze.
Could this be the end of days for John Boy.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
John Boy, John Boy?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
We all stood there with jars of kate as he
ran back in to save as Kate.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
The walls collapsed.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
As it burned down, and John Boy he was never found.
The incidents still unexplained. Just a few stained T shirts
are all that remained of John Boy.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
John Boy.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I'm still out here in radio land on some forgotten
am band, and later at night I get a chill.
I think that I can hear him still, and on
the first full moon of fall, I hear the uah
uwa call of John.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Boy, John Boy, John John Ball, John Boy.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Good Morning by Sells on al Radio, Rolling through you Friday, Lizzie,
Who's on the desk over Red Hot Talent.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
Hello, Red Hot Talent Incorporated, Home of the hot ones
for forty four years. Ready to tickle your eyes and
your ears are actually the best the top of the
heat except Jimbo and Bobby. But they're really cheap.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I just missed best out. No, this is Domonbella here.
How's our favorite girl the whole wide world?
Speaker 12 (13:41):
Unless I heard you so married to Kid Rocks, I'm find.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You way glad to hear it is h Murray round.
Speaker 12 (13:49):
No, he's kind of oblong with a wape head. Sorry,
there was this idiot that used to call here and
say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, I know that was me.
Speaker 12 (13:58):
I rest my cads.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's a good you. Put Murray own.
Speaker 12 (14:03):
Sure, hold on, hey my, what a great looking tie.
You know you could never tell you're wearing a hairbee.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Put him on the telephone.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
Oh okay, hey my jump on Bobby on two?
Speaker 9 (14:18):
No, really, hello, jump out? I love you mean it?
Hey man, I was looking for you guys at the
race over the weekend.
Speaker 12 (14:26):
You went to the race, that's right.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
While you and Maiderman were down in the infield eating
chili and lighting poots, I was up on the sweet level,
closing a pair of big money deals with Roy McKee,
the president of Royco International Petroleum Corporation.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Wow, So what's a product?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Mega Shine three thousand, the world's finest once a year
car polish mechanoe Babe. Thursday afternoon two o'clock, we're shooting
a TV commercial.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I go Thursday three o'clock. When do we get to
see the script?
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I don't think you'll need to see the script.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You may, we're gonna wig it.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Well, actually you're not really in the commercial. I just
rendered them your truck for the afternoon. My truck, it
should be really clean when you get it back. And
they said they're gonna shine up and run.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
It through a car wash fifty two times.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
Hurry, Oh, don't worry. Roy says Mega Shine three thousand
is the best. Oh and Friday afternoon, we're shooting a
spot for Megalube three thousand. It's a motor oil additive.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
All right now? Am I in that one?
Speaker 6 (15:32):
No?
Speaker 9 (15:33):
I said, that's just your truck.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Again.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
They're gonna crank it up during out all the oil
and let it run for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 12 (15:39):
Again.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Mega Lube is an excellent product. I really would require it.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We are you supposed to get my face on TV?
Not my truck?
Speaker 9 (15:45):
Well, no offense. Babe, your truck has been a little
bit better maintained, so are.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You in I guess so probably the best we're gonna
get out of an agent like you.
Speaker 9 (15:55):
Excuse me, Gimbo, please, are you suggesting I'm just using
you to close a deal, that I don't really care
about the long term health of your career, that I'm
just taking the path of least resistance to an easy buck.
Is that how you think it is?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You mean, that's not how it is, of course not.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
It's just that I mean you and and went Ryan. Okay, yeah,
that pretty much is how it is, all right, but
look on the bright side, fifty two free car ees.
Oh good, trust me, babe. Hey, listen, we'll talk it over.
We'll still the lunch thing later. Have your machine call
my machine. All right now, I gotta make like a
banana split. Now I'm gonna dive into a bowl of cornflakes.
(16:36):
A sorry, Ben, there was this idiot that used to
call here and say that all the time. Hey, listen,
let's do the lunch thing. Have your machine call my machine.
And Jimbo, what did you ever know that you're my
hero and everything I would like to be. I can
fly higher than an eagle because you are the wind
(16:56):
beneath my sheets.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ways, you are.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
The wings beneath my cheek.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're the wind beneath my wings.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Well, thanks, babe, you're not so bad. Oh and give
my little Bobby. That's Billy him too, and Jimbo? What
call me?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning?
Speaker 17 (17:14):
And rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may hear
the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
(18:10):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
It's a k showing the radio is Thank you for
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Speaker 1 (18:30):
All right, So to celebrate my birthday in one of
the classics.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Think it was the first daytona five hundred that we
stayed at Universal Studios in Orlando. And while there were
people from all over the world working at those locations.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Here's the way it went. Good morning, Rune Sorbees. Oh,
I thought that our room service, right, run Sorbees Morning.
Do you wish to order suntine?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Yeah, I'd like some bacon and eggs.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Our July? Then what ages our July? Then pride boy poots?
Oh eggs? How do I like them? Sorry, scramble please
our July? The bakeom crease? Uh, Chris will be fine?
Speaker 12 (19:19):
Okay?
Speaker 18 (19:19):
And Santos what Santos July? Santos?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't know, but I don't think so. No Judo
one toes.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't
know what Judo one toes mean.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I'm sorry Toes toes.
Speaker 18 (19:39):
Why'd you don Juan toes owbow see English mopping?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
We bother?
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Oh English muffin.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I got toast of English muffin.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Yeah, English muffin to be fine?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
We bother?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
No, just put the bother.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
On the side. What butter?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
I mean butter butter on the side.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Copy.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
I hate to say this, but copy copy tea mill.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh coffee, Yeah, coffee? Dcare please?
Speaker 18 (20:11):
That's all one mini ask Rune Torino feed strangle eggs
crease bacon, tossies, English mopping, we bother honey sight and copy.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Right whatever you say, Okay, tend you berry mud.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
You're welcome. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
And after that it came cold oat meal, half a
grapefruit toast and hot tea purfy good morning, make shows
on the radio. Got an LS Tractor prize pack coming up.
We're gonna talk to baby dolls. Got two LS tractor
dealerships in Florida and Alabama. Girl CHRISTI extole the virtues
(20:57):
of LS tractor coming up to bottom of the hour.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hang for that. Oh right, we got a room for
what is it, phillis?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
What is your stories for you? I'm walking up the sidewalk.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Here comes Johnny, pulls in, shuts off the truck and
jumps out of it real quick.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
I said, what do you got to be in there?
And he goes. My seat moves.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
It always moves whenever I take the key out of
it to see that's coming to crush me into like
the steering wheel.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
And you know it moved. That's the test.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
You know what you want to do?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Well?
Speaker 19 (21:30):
You want to call that dealership where you got hen
you stay on the phone, do you get the owner
Jack place?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Did you get this truck.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Ruck.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I told you I wouldn't own a ship.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Don't take none of that.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
He's not in stuff either.
Speaker 19 (21:42):
You hold until you talk to the owner of the dealership.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Where'd you get that truck anyway, John Boys Chevroletwell.
Speaker 19 (21:52):
The good news is you don't have to spend any
time on the phone.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
So that explains the new ad campaign. He's the flinching
Man's friend.
Speaker 19 (22:02):
It's a case of the truck is smarter than the driver.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well and all right, but then, uh, they want me
through it. Tim. I don't know whether Shall was stelling him.
So I want me throw it. I got on there
and turn off, and it did it again.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
About there's a dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
It's the problem.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
There's that John Boys Chevrolet. Big enough to serve you,
not smart enough to cheat you out.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
It's still malfunctioning. So I'm in there with him. You know,
I can't do it byself. So on my phone, we're
waiting for Tim to call back. So we're looking around.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Man, this is nice.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
Oh wow, Look you've got the stereo controls on your
steering wheel.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Where on the steering wheel? Yes, So I pointed to
this air I said, this round thing, that's the steering wheel.
Speaker 11 (22:48):
So there it is, right there. He pushes the button.
The volume goes up.
Speaker 20 (22:51):
Man, I didn't even know that was there.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
To get out of this truck.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You don't even need this truck.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Come on out this weekend for the boss is out
of his they've all got to go sales.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
He's hot now. He don't even want it. We didn't
pass Barry. We're coming back and we passed Barry.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Barry, you go fix it.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Barry said, where's your keys in the truck?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
He wants somebody to take keep it.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
You can make it one of them program calls.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
It's actually a nice feature.
Speaker 19 (23:19):
What they do is the keys that you get for
the truck comes with two separate computer chips in them,
so that when you plug the key into the.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Switch, we'll see. This is the problem right here. But
there's a computer in death.
Speaker 19 (23:32):
It's supposed to know which driver is using the car.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I got my wife's key.
Speaker 19 (23:37):
That's why the sea the truck says, oh, the wife's driving.
Let me roll the seat up for you.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
But but no, it doesn't move until I stop. I
go somewhere, do I take the care Then it moves up.
Shouldn't have like move.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Maybe it's hoping your wife will be driving it.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh lord, I.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Hope he didn't get back.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh, I'm so glad he's on for me.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Maybe if I move the seat, if he won't come
by it. I know I'm scary.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
What drunk.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
It's me, your friend, John boy.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
We're sitting there and you know, just making small talk,
listening to his CDs. He's showing me how many CDs
he can load it one time. Then he looks over
in it and looks at me and says, we need
to take a road trip.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh no, I said, come on, let's go.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Time go in the building.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
He gets all these little bright out of just me
and him sitting down.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
We need to do something together. No, we are doing it.
Speaker 11 (24:34):
He's knowing your Chevrolet people to call so we can
fix this thing.
Speaker 19 (24:36):
Did you reach over and pustle your hair on the
back of your hand.
Speaker 21 (24:40):
He's in that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He loves us.
Speaker 11 (24:41):
He wants a hug movie ran.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
So that's John Boyce Chevrolet. If you buy from anybody else,
you will think too much.
Speaker 19 (24:50):
All right, well you'll get screws if you're doing the truck.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
We're with him.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
We'll keep going up to the just developing store. All right,
now we can get back to work here. Okay, got
a John Boyd Jeopardy prize pack. We gotta get away.
Let's jump right in here. On today's question, medical researchers
say that the leading cause of obesity and overeating is
(25:20):
not getting enough of this what is whoop?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Whoopee?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
That would be nice, but no, what do y'all think?
One ain't a hundred Big show? You told free line
We play John Boyd Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Good Friday morning. Big Show's al.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Radio were our feature track for the Big Show mid
Box Oliver on John Boy getting old on my birthday
keywords Oliver Old in the mid box at the Bigshow
dot com there right now, let's.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Fly yees live across America.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
It's John Boy jeffany oh wow, and now your host,
Well he made us all watch him do.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
A push up this morning.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Well actually he fell down, but he had to use
his arms to get back up.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So closing out, he's John boyhead there, you don't run
my birthday.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Let's say hey to Alex out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, Alex,
Hey man, We're all good Alex, and you are getting
first shot at John Boy, Jeffardy. Let's let's see, let's
wear you a little bit. If you get this right,
that means Tennessee will beat Kentucky. Key tonight, all right,
(27:02):
straight up?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
No pointy, okay.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
So medical researchers say the leading cause of obesient overeating
is not getting enough of this. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Is it sleep? Yes, it's wonderful. It's not exercise.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's so.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Good news all the way around. And Tennessee is gonna
be Kentucky all because of you. Congratulations.
Speaker 15 (27:35):
Hey, I appreciate it, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
All right, buddy, you hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 15 (27:40):
Alrighty are we gonna get Chrissy on talk about LS
Tractors Crown sponsored the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I'll handle this, so Randy hit good morning.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
That's a big show on the radio where we have
a proud sponsor of LS Tractor. Go to LS Tractor
USA dot com, find your local dealer and learn why
customers start.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Blue and stay blue.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
We like to e stole the virtues of LS Tractors
here whenever we get a chance, and the chance we
have here because we have a young lady. Christy McInnis
an LS Tractor dealership owner and we got her on
the line right now.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Good morning, Chrissy, Well.
Speaker 21 (29:04):
Good morning. How are y'all a days?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Man?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
We are awesome, Thank you for thank you for joining us. So, Chrissy,
let's find out a little bit about you, and I
guess it started with your father and your mother.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Ah, that was just shopping some material here.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
No, your father has been in the agricultural and equipment
industry all of his life since getting out of the
army in nineteen sixty five. So that's that's where it
started for your family and LS Tractors.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Am I correct?
Speaker 21 (29:36):
It did? It didn't? Yeah, it started a long long
time ago before I was born. I might ad, but yeah,
I'm really I'm happiest about that part for sure. But yeah,
my daddy after got out of the army, he first
was hired basically as a shop since sleeping floors, and
over the years worked his way up from basically sweping
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floors and you know, handing the mechanics tools to so
service manager and sell sales manager and certainly to his
own store. So it's been a blessing. It's been a
fun ride for him and I'm getting to enjoy it
now too.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
That is so awesome.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Because your dad did work has web to run two locations.
It sells LS tractors. And understand, for your background, you're
working in education before you came to the dealership. So
what prompted you to join your dad?
Speaker 21 (30:28):
Well, have you seen the kids today? I am. I
absolutely loved education. I was an English teacher and then
a school administrator and a district administrator, and then consulted nationally.
So I was traveling on the roads, you know, five years,
living and out of hotels and airplanes, and my parents
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were getting older, and I just when I was home
one week, I came by my father's office and Chris
you and tried to help out with some government contracts
because we've also got a JES contract and sell to
the federal government. And so I never left. That was
eight years ago, so now I own it with him.
And we opened the other one three years ago in Andalusia, Alabama.
(31:10):
So we're from Alabama originally anyway, so we were thrilled
to get to put a store in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well that's awesome, Christian.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
I wanted to ask where your two dealerships are, so
our listeners canna come and look at some LS directors there.
Speaker 21 (31:25):
We would love for them too, because they are flying
out the door right now with this zero percent for
one hundred and twenty months program that they're doing, it's
impossible to keep them in stock. So but I'm happy
to help. We've got a store in Cresview, Florida, and
we're called Construction Sales and Service. The name of course,
because back in the day it was construction equipment and
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but we're ag equipment and the other stories in Andalusia, Alabama,
not far from Cresview actually, just about fifty miles north
of US here, so just right over the line in
la As we all call it.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Well, that's awesome. How about our sponsors, LS Tractors. How
long have you been selling LS Tractors?
Speaker 21 (32:06):
So my father took LS tractor on when they first
came into the United States. That would have been back
around two thousand and nine. So at the time he
was another red tractor dealer, and he added this blue tractor.
And let me tell you, people would come in and
you know, to look at that red tractor and quickly
ask when they got the price, well what is the
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blue one? And when they found out just how much
more tractor they could get for their money, I mean,
a great quality product at just a better value. They
just started flying out and so my father was very successful,
you know, certainly with LS in the day, and has
continued to be for sure. It's a great product.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
That's awesome. So the best selling feature of an LS tractor,
if you had to pinpoint one, what would you say.
Speaker 21 (32:53):
Oh my gosh, don't put me on one.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
One's hard.
Speaker 21 (32:56):
And the reason, well, you know how women are. We
can't make our mind of red and black. And you know,
I mean there's not just one feature. But when I'm
talking to a customer, I get real excited. And it's
really the funniest part about it is I get goosebumps.
It's like when I was an English teacher, you know, listen,
I would tell kids when I was grading their paper, Look,
if I get goosebumps from reading your writing, then it's
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a good piece of writing, evoking emotion. So I start
talking to people about tractors and I get goosebumps. I
get that excited about it, especially when I'm talking about
that's what.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Sounds flying out of the door.
Speaker 13 (33:27):
Look at it, I know it, And I lashes a
little too.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
You know, what about attaching well, Christy, what about an
attachment or an implement? Would that help you just focus
on one or two?
Speaker 21 (33:46):
No, but I'll give you my top three. Top three
that's pretty good for me. I mean, operating weight is
always crucial. I'm looking at operating weight, I'm looking at
hydraulic pump flow and loader less capacity. You know, to me,
those are three really big ones. You know, everybody needs
enough operating weight to keep your rear on the ground.
And you know, ls tractor just comes, you just get
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more for your money. It's more tractor, more weight, more list,
more hydraulic flow, all the things that really matter, and
just more standard features. You know, you don't pay extra
for a lot of the things like you do on
some of those other colors of equipment. No colors mentioned.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
But you're awesome.
Speaker 21 (34:28):
I won't mention any of those. But yeah. But so
it's just a great product, and you know, you just
you can't go wrong. And having a dealer that's going
to support you with equality product, it's just a win win.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Christy mckinn is formally an education Lucky for you guys
in Cresview, Florida and Andalusiah, Alabama's you'll tell you all
about it LS tractor that you need to get and
you can go to LS Tractor USA dot com find
your local dealer, or it might be worth a drive
to meet Christie and find out Nelly're down on that implement.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I don't need a tractor, but I'm gone.
Speaker 21 (35:00):
I do. I want y'all to come visit.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
I do.
Speaker 21 (35:04):
I want you to come.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I believe that your presence.
Speaker 21 (35:09):
We would love to have y'all. I appreciate you, thanks
so much for having me on today, and I wish
all the best. And if you need a tractor, I
got your girl.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
We know where to go. All right, Christy, thank you
so much. Appreciate you.
Speaker 21 (35:21):
Take care.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Kristy McGinnis, Bye bye.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
He's awesome.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Man.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Oh yeah, if I had the salesman like that, maybe
I said, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Mario was wonderful.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
M hm m hm hm mm hmmm. Good morning show
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on the radio. Friday, March twenty eight, twenty twenty five. Action,
Hello friends, your old pal Burnt Burn Here with another
Piineal Glenn Pulsating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 22 (36:19):
Today's episode The Fling. As our story opens, a husband
is confronting his wife about her infidelity. Look, don't just
sit there giving me the cold shoulder, Helen. We need
to talk about this.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
There's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Nothing to talk about, nothing to talk about.
Speaker 22 (36:38):
I come home and find you and some guy getting
jiggy in our marital bed, and there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Look, David, I said, I was sorry. What more do
you want?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well?
Speaker 22 (36:49):
I need to know how and why all this happened.
I mean, if we want to save this marriage, we
need to hash things out.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Okay, fine, what do you want to know?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
That's more like it.
Speaker 22 (37:02):
Okay, first, I guess, and most importantly, who was he?
Speaker 7 (37:07):
I didn't get his name?
Speaker 13 (37:08):
Oh god, oh my god. So this was some random
hookup kinda yeah? Oh got So where did you meet him?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
At the gym? At the bar where?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Well?
Speaker 7 (37:23):
I was home and he came knocking at the door
and it just sort of happened.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh oh, so.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It was knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
My booty, my booty?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Who don't mind if I do?
Speaker 7 (37:33):
No, he was some bum looking for food.
Speaker 22 (37:36):
Sweet fancy moses, Helen, you went to bed with a bum,
a bumb.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I hope you.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Washed the sheets.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
I kind of had to What was that? Nothing? So
I gave him the dinner I made you last night
that you said you didn't want it right, And since
his clothes were sort of tattered, I gave him all
the clothes I bought you for your birthday that you
didn't like. And then I gave it the brown shoes
that you never wear.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Well, aren't you the little neighborhood good will store? So
how did you end up in bed?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Well, he asked me, if there was anything else you
didn't use?
Speaker 22 (38:12):
Son, And how we hope you enjoy John Boy and
Billy playhouse.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
And I'm not gonna lie. I undid my top two buttons.
Speaker 22 (38:27):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the extremely well
dressed and well.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Fed bum say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning. There's a big show the radio.
Speaker 20 (38:42):
Hell are you blimdsay premise here when I'm on mid
side of the pond, I get my daily douse of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Who will I told it?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
This budday?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
That's a big showing the radio Friday, March twenties. All right, ready,
five Friday mornings, song jit, alright.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
And before eleven o'clock to night.
Speaker 9 (39:54):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
That's when sure, don't fix your fist.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 9 (40:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 19 (40:08):
Hit it.
Speaker 9 (40:16):
I hate work.
Speaker 11 (40:16):
I hate work.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
I've been having a very bad Nay.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
She's gotta.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Work work work, work, work, work work work work.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
Hey, man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (41:22):
Man?
Speaker 3 (41:22):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
We have a light. I mean, do you do anything
like this freepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 9 (41:29):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 12 (41:30):
We just we just work.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Work work work, work, work work work work work.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
Weekend, say Sunday, the time between work and war work,
the time.
Speaker 10 (41:45):
When you go out looking for happiness and end up
punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest pal It's
a brave man a party.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
All is will.
Speaker 12 (41:57):
Taste you is.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Cool bus.
Speaker 9 (42:03):
Rock.
Speaker 19 (42:43):
Oh no, I am not today.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I married?
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Check paid.
Speaker 15 (42:57):
Work work what what?
Speaker 4 (42:58):
What?
Speaker 5 (42:58):
What?
Speaker 9 (42:58):
What's wat's work?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up we
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minutes on my birthday. All right, what you got here? Okay,
I'm ready for my psychological evaluation.
Speaker 8 (43:46):
Good morning, mister boy. I'm doctor Frederick Crane and this
you'll be taking today, the Epstein Horseshack psychological evaluation tests.
All right now, I should point out that, unlike most
tests which evaluate the answers you give to the questions,
the Epstein Horsehack evaluates you on the basis of answers
you've already given in the past. We went through some
(44:08):
tapes of some old programs.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
So so I don't have to answer right now.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
No, I will need you to hook up these electrodes
to your nipples.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Wow, what did they do?
Speaker 8 (44:18):
Why should they don't do anything?
Speaker 21 (44:19):
It was?
Speaker 8 (44:20):
That's area number one gullibility. That would be a ten.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Can I take them off?
Speaker 12 (44:27):
Now?
Speaker 8 (44:28):
Sure? What have Let's begin, first of all, Good morning,
mister boy.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (44:37):
All right, just a moment, All right, let's start with
a few basic background questions. What was it that got
you interested in the field of broadcasting?
Speaker 5 (44:46):
Rember sell it?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Tell us Tyler, I see.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
Would you say you get along with your co workers?
How would you describe your at work relationships?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Juicy shrimp?
Speaker 8 (45:00):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (45:02):
All right?
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Now, then this is something we call the raw shock tests.
Look at the zinc plot and tell me what you
see you were I.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Mean still are I mean you were?
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I mean like the baby dolliest of the game shows.
Speaker 8 (45:15):
Hmmm, all right, we are going to have to recalibrate
some of the curves on some of these questions. Do
you have any pre existing medical conditions? How are you
feeling in general?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
All right?
Speaker 8 (45:32):
All right?
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Good?
Speaker 8 (45:34):
Of course, nutrition is an important part of psychological health.
Would you say you enjoy a well balanced diet. I'll
take that as a yes. And are you involved in
a regular exercise program.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
You can actually get more oxy into your brain.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Breathing normally for six seconds instead of yawning for six seconds.
Speaker 8 (45:58):
You may try no, okay, very good, Just a moment
oxen to the brain, all right? Would you describe yourself
as a generally happy person?
Speaker 12 (46:12):
Mean?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Okay, good, very good, sir.
Speaker 8 (46:16):
Now, then is there anything you'd like to add to
what we've talked about here today right.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Now that it might be best see that day?
Speaker 8 (46:22):
De Very good, mister boy. I think we have enough
information to make a good, solid evaluation. Could you just
wait outside for a moment while I compile my report?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Thank nanty even dot daby.
Speaker 8 (46:35):
Yes, that'll be fine, Thank you very much. Let's see
excuse me just a second unit four. This is doctor Schlessinger,
table for one in the rubber room. Yes, he'll be
standing right outside the big goofy guy in a ball cap.
You may notice some electrodes attached to his nickel sinse Yes.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
No fair, you just take our stupid stuff that I
save after the answers.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
Just a moment, let me revise my This is going
to be interesting that.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I gotta start feeling a little better about myself here
on my birthday. All can help, Well, let's play beating
the Blonde right now. Tay looked like you up for it, baby,
one eight hundred, big show. It's your toe free line
out there. You come on in here with us and play.
We'll do it next.
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hangout, all right, listen to you, morg it's time to
button your yap. Say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, he's adorable, y'all.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Gonna doodle Dandy fell out of looking looking on Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're rolling in two smug in front of me. Or
allowed me to take another trip around the sun.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Begg you very moved, Joe Marzlin, Oh my big shoe family,
and oh my friends and listeners around the world.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Thank you for making this possible. Trove of little people
and the boys in the shop.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, I got to find it. We broken, and you
wouldn't find it all I have looking for a perfect
drop to put you in your place. No goodness, all right,
all right, they screw I say what national days we have? Amazons?
Y'all don't want to play with me on my birthday?
(02:03):
National something on a stick day?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, I'll lead a corn dog later.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
It'll work now, shettle black forest cake Day. I like
my ice cream cake, so we won't do the black forest.
You know this is all about me because you haven't noticed.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh we've noticed it for quite a while, all right.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And then uh, check my tri Glacier rides. It is
National tri glacer Ride Day. And uh, I'm not sure
how you do that.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So probably with a blood test, that right, so we'll Yeah,
if I bleed later, yo, that's your cholesterol.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I guess they are good and bad. I can't give
up with it. Let me know how I'm doing it
all right? On my birthday, don't ruin it. We'll get
our first prize. Back out and get the winning begin
and makes me happy. Let's get the giving going. Big
show's on the radio, Good morning bake shows on the radio.
(03:02):
I think I'll take it easy on my birthday. So Tator,
what is that you hit?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Now?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, there's the one. All right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What what are we gonna play for? The couple golf?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
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Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thank you, my bad bet. There are the three dates
in history. Get this thing going.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It was nineteen forty four the NCAA A slash AAU
Rules Committee adopting two new basketball rules.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Goal tending was forbidden.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
They just got tall enough in forty four to knock
it away, so can't do that. Also, players were allowed
five fouls instead of four before being ejected. Right, Two
good changes there. Up to nineteen seventy three. President Nixon
announced the creation of the DEEA, the Drug Enforcement Agency
(04:15):
seventy three. Twenty twenty two, actor Will Smith issued an
apology on Instagram to Oscar's host Chris Rock for slapping
him live on stage during the ceremony. We talked about
that yesterday. They still hadn't kissing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Made up ev.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
I think Will has tried.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I know he was doing it in his latest comedy act.
He was talking to you getting some mileage.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, that's the way you do it. I guess. Well,
there you go. There's our three dates in history.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Let's see if we can get the winning beginning on
out birds one eight hundred Big show. You told free Line.
We'll do it next the morning Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Alright, I found it.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
That's health walk.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Randy doesn't want to hold you there. All right, let's.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Outburst.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boys and
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Let's go mave contested number one.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
This should really be a lot of funs that win.
You're playing Outburst, have a hurry up and guest time.
You have the best time, but you have a big shot.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Let's say, hey Mike from Mold Tree, Georgia, good morning mine,
Hey drum bar, Hey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hey hey my coming in hot out of mold Tree.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Here.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Make everybody.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
We'll let you get you.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Let's get you through these three categories and get that
cool swag from world lown Mores to you.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You ready, I think you know.
Speaker 11 (06:40):
I don't even know if I knew the answer.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Anybody, I talk fast stuff to do this.
Speaker 12 (06:45):
Let's give it a go.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Okay, buddy, well, I'll have a have a short I'll
have a long trigger finger. However it works out, never mind,
just give us three basketball rules.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Ready, go.
Speaker 13 (07:01):
No traveling, no pushing.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Only five players on each team of the time.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
All right, there you go to hang it out them
five time. Well you got two to go. Now get
in your head.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Spit out three federal leasing jobs or agency.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Remember the legs up? Ready?
Speaker 14 (07:28):
Oy da?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
If the.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Right he say, got them numbers in your head? There
you go?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
All right, now those are letters.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Concentrate, don't help. But Mike, I'm an idiot. Alright, there
we go. One more, Mike, Uh, three ways? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Three more?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Three ways to say you're sorry? Ready?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Go?
Speaker 15 (07:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Then mean I apologize my bad alright, maybe.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
One off you apologize.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Kind of sound like Will Smith apologizing the Christ. Mike,
you got the assortment of swag from world lawnmowers headed
down the moat tree for.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You, Right you did? All right?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Hang on for Jackie, alright, here find a many hour
and tom me your news. We got to tell you
the feature track from the Big Show. Bit Bogs Oliver
on John Moore getting old pile on the boy's my birthday,
(09:15):
Good morning, it's a big Jean radio. My coworkers, guys
and fit songs all about me together for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
All thank yall, and remember.
Speaker 16 (09:31):
So let's get some fun going on my birthday.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
I'll never forget that faithful night. He lay there in
the pale moonlight, a filthy ball cap on his head.
I thought that he was surely dead, a broken soul.
No one would claim that's the night I learned the
name of John Boy, John Boy. For five days, it
(10:03):
was touch and go. Would he survived I didn't know.
He let out with a mournful wheeze, his colon blocked
with too much cheese, And with a rusty butter knife,
I cleared the clog and saved the life of John Boy, John.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
I soon found out he had a gift. His funny
ways gave folks a lift. I thought that he should
have a show where I worked on the radio. I
had a feeling he'd find fame when everyone would learn
the name of John.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Boy, John Boy John.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
He soon was famous far and wide, made other DJs
run and hide. He sure enough became a star. But
it wasn't skilled that got him far the credit to
what he'd become. There was no one nearly quite as
dumb as John.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Boy, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
He couldn't act, he couldn't sing. He always said such
stupid things, could barely say the simplest words, but solid
gold came from those turns.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
The listeners.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
They were never born. Cash and ratings with a reward
for John Boy.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
John Booy John Boy.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
But success began to swell his head.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He hated getting out of bed.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
One day he threw a hissy fit and in a
rage of fart was lit. He set the studio ablaze.
Could this be the end of days for John Boy.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
John Boy, John Boy?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
We all stood there with jars of kate as he
ran back in to save as Kate.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
The walls collapsed.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
As it burned down, and John Boy he was never found.
The incidents still unexplained. Just a few stained T shirts
are all that remained of John Boy.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
John Boy.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I'm still out here in radio land on some forgotten
am band, and later at night I get a chill.
I think that I can hear him still, and on
the first full moon of fall, I hear the uah
uwa call of John.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Boy, John Boy, John John Ball, John Boy.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Good Morning by Sells on al Radio, Rolling through you Friday, Lizzie,
Who's on the desk over Red Hot Talent.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
Hello, Red Hot Talent Incorporated, Home of the hot ones
for forty four years. Ready to tickle your eyes and
your ears are actually the best the top of the
heat except Jimbo and Bobby. But they're really cheap.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I just missed best out. No, this is Domonbella here.
How's our favorite girl the whole wide world?
Speaker 12 (13:41):
Unless I heard you so married to Kid Rocks, I'm find.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You way glad to hear it is h Murray round.
Speaker 12 (13:49):
No, he's kind of oblong with a wape head. Sorry,
there was this idiot that used to call here and
say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, I know that was me.
Speaker 12 (13:58):
I rest my cads.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's a good you. Put Murray own.
Speaker 12 (14:03):
Sure, hold on, hey my, what a great looking tie.
You know you could never tell you're wearing a hairbee.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Put him on the telephone.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
Oh okay, hey my jump on Bobby on two?
Speaker 9 (14:18):
No, really, hello, jump out? I love you mean it?
Hey man, I was looking for you guys at the
race over the weekend.
Speaker 12 (14:26):
You went to the race, that's right.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
While you and Maiderman were down in the infield eating
chili and lighting poots, I was up on the sweet level,
closing a pair of big money deals with Roy McKee,
the president of Royco International Petroleum Corporation.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Wow, So what's a product?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Mega Shine three thousand, the world's finest once a year
car polish mechanoe Babe. Thursday afternoon two o'clock, we're shooting
a TV commercial.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I go Thursday three o'clock. When do we get to
see the script?
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I don't think you'll need to see the script.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You may, we're gonna wig it.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Well, actually you're not really in the commercial. I just
rendered them your truck for the afternoon. My truck, it
should be really clean when you get it back. And
they said they're gonna shine up and run.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
It through a car wash fifty two times.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
Hurry, Oh, don't worry. Roy says Mega Shine three thousand
is the best. Oh and Friday afternoon, we're shooting a
spot for Megalube three thousand. It's a motor oil additive.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
All right now? Am I in that one?
Speaker 6 (15:32):
No?
Speaker 9 (15:33):
I said, that's just your truck.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Again.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
They're gonna crank it up during out all the oil
and let it run for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 12 (15:39):
Again.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Mega Lube is an excellent product. I really would require it.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We are you supposed to get my face on TV?
Not my truck?
Speaker 9 (15:45):
Well, no offense. Babe, your truck has been a little
bit better maintained, so are.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You in I guess so probably the best we're gonna
get out of an agent like you.
Speaker 9 (15:55):
Excuse me, Gimbo, please, are you suggesting I'm just using
you to close a deal, that I don't really care
about the long term health of your career, that I'm
just taking the path of least resistance to an easy buck.
Is that how you think it is?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You mean, that's not how it is, of course not.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
It's just that I mean you and and went Ryan. Okay, yeah,
that pretty much is how it is, all right, but
look on the bright side, fifty two free car ees.
Oh good, trust me, babe. Hey, listen, we'll talk it over.
We'll still the lunch thing later. Have your machine call
my machine. All right now, I gotta make like a
banana split. Now I'm gonna dive into a bowl of cornflakes.
(16:36):
A sorry, Ben, there was this idiot that used to
call here and say that all the time. Hey, listen,
let's do the lunch thing. Have your machine call my machine.
And Jimbo, what did you ever know that you're my
hero and everything I would like to be. I can
fly higher than an eagle because you are the wind
(16:56):
beneath my sheets.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ways, you are.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
The wings beneath my cheek.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're the wind beneath my wings.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Well, thanks, babe, you're not so bad. Oh and give
my little Bobby. That's Billy him too, and Jimbo? What
call me?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning?
Speaker 17 (17:14):
And rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may hear
the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
(18:10):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
It's a k showing the radio is Thank you for
the whee whishes is John won'tbee the radio network on
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Speaker 1 (18:30):
All right, So to celebrate my birthday in one of
the classics.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Think it was the first daytona five hundred that we
stayed at Universal Studios in Orlando. And while there were
people from all over the world working at those locations.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Here's the way it went. Good morning, Rune Sorbees. Oh,
I thought that our room service, right, run Sorbees Morning.
Do you wish to order suntine?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Yeah, I'd like some bacon and eggs.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Our July? Then what ages our July? Then pride boy poots?
Oh eggs? How do I like them? Sorry, scramble please
our July? The bakeom crease? Uh, Chris will be fine?
Speaker 12 (19:19):
Okay?
Speaker 18 (19:19):
And Santos what Santos July? Santos?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't know, but I don't think so. No Judo
one toes.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't
know what Judo one toes mean.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I'm sorry Toes toes.
Speaker 18 (19:39):
Why'd you don Juan toes owbow see English mopping?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
We bother?
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Oh English muffin.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I got toast of English muffin.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Yeah, English muffin to be fine?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
We bother?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
No, just put the bother.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
On the side. What butter?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
I mean butter butter on the side.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Copy.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
I hate to say this, but copy copy tea mill.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh coffee, Yeah, coffee? Dcare please?
Speaker 18 (20:11):
That's all one mini ask Rune Torino feed strangle eggs
crease bacon, tossies, English mopping, we bother honey sight and copy.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Right whatever you say, Okay, tend you berry mud.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
You're welcome. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
And after that it came cold oat meal, half a
grapefruit toast and hot tea purfy good morning, make shows
on the radio. Got an LS Tractor prize pack coming up.
We're gonna talk to baby dolls. Got two LS tractor
dealerships in Florida and Alabama. Girl CHRISTI extole the virtues
(20:57):
of LS tractor coming up to bottom of the hour.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hang for that. Oh right, we got a room for
what is it, phillis?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
What is your stories for you? I'm walking up the sidewalk.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Here comes Johnny, pulls in, shuts off the truck and
jumps out of it real quick.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
I said, what do you got to be in there?
And he goes. My seat moves.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
It always moves whenever I take the key out of
it to see that's coming to crush me into like
the steering wheel.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
And you know it moved. That's the test.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
You know what you want to do?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Well?
Speaker 19 (21:30):
You want to call that dealership where you got hen
you stay on the phone, do you get the owner
Jack place?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Did you get this truck.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Ruck.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I told you I wouldn't own a ship.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Don't take none of that.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
He's not in stuff either.
Speaker 19 (21:42):
You hold until you talk to the owner of the dealership.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Where'd you get that truck anyway, John Boys Chevroletwell.
Speaker 19 (21:52):
The good news is you don't have to spend any
time on the phone.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
So that explains the new ad campaign. He's the flinching
Man's friend.
Speaker 19 (22:02):
It's a case of the truck is smarter than the driver.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well and all right, but then, uh, they want me
through it. Tim. I don't know whether Shall was stelling him.
So I want me throw it. I got on there
and turn off, and it did it again.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
About there's a dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
It's the problem.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
There's that John Boys Chevrolet. Big enough to serve you,
not smart enough to cheat you out.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
It's still malfunctioning. So I'm in there with him. You know,
I can't do it byself. So on my phone, we're
waiting for Tim to call back. So we're looking around.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Man, this is nice.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
Oh wow, Look you've got the stereo controls on your
steering wheel.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Where on the steering wheel? Yes, So I pointed to
this air I said, this round thing, that's the steering wheel.
Speaker 11 (22:48):
So there it is, right there. He pushes the button.
The volume goes up.
Speaker 20 (22:51):
Man, I didn't even know that was there.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
To get out of this truck.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You don't even need this truck.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Come on out this weekend for the boss is out
of his they've all got to go sales.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
He's hot now. He don't even want it. We didn't
pass Barry. We're coming back and we passed Barry.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Barry, you go fix it.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Barry said, where's your keys in the truck?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
He wants somebody to take keep it.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
You can make it one of them program calls.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
It's actually a nice feature.
Speaker 19 (23:19):
What they do is the keys that you get for
the truck comes with two separate computer chips in them,
so that when you plug the key into the.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Switch, we'll see. This is the problem right here. But
there's a computer in death.
Speaker 19 (23:32):
It's supposed to know which driver is using the car.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I got my wife's key.
Speaker 19 (23:37):
That's why the sea the truck says, oh, the wife's driving.
Let me roll the seat up for you.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
But but no, it doesn't move until I stop. I
go somewhere, do I take the care Then it moves up.
Shouldn't have like move.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Maybe it's hoping your wife will be driving it.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh lord, I.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Hope he didn't get back.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh, I'm so glad he's on for me.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Maybe if I move the seat, if he won't come
by it. I know I'm scary.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
What drunk.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
It's me, your friend, John boy.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
We're sitting there and you know, just making small talk,
listening to his CDs. He's showing me how many CDs
he can load it one time. Then he looks over
in it and looks at me and says, we need
to take a road trip.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh no, I said, come on, let's go.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Time go in the building.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
He gets all these little bright out of just me
and him sitting down.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
We need to do something together. No, we are doing it.
Speaker 11 (24:34):
He's knowing your Chevrolet people to call so we can
fix this thing.
Speaker 19 (24:36):
Did you reach over and pustle your hair on the
back of your hand.
Speaker 21 (24:40):
He's in that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He loves us.
Speaker 11 (24:41):
He wants a hug movie ran.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
So that's John Boyce Chevrolet. If you buy from anybody else,
you will think too much.
Speaker 19 (24:50):
All right, well you'll get screws if you're doing the truck.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
We're with him.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
We'll keep going up to the just developing store. All right,
now we can get back to work here. Okay, got
a John Boyd Jeopardy prize pack. We gotta get away.
Let's jump right in here. On today's question, medical researchers
say that the leading cause of obesity and overeating is
(25:20):
not getting enough of this what is whoop?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Whoopee?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
That would be nice, but no, what do y'all think?
One ain't a hundred Big show? You told free line
We play John Boyd Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Good Friday morning. Big Show's al.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Radio were our feature track for the Big Show mid
Box Oliver on John Boy getting old on my birthday
keywords Oliver Old in the mid box at the Bigshow
dot com there right now, let's.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Fly yees live across America.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
It's John Boy jeffany oh wow, and now your host,
Well he made us all watch him do.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
A push up this morning.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Well actually he fell down, but he had to use
his arms to get back up.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So closing out, he's John boyhead there, you don't run
my birthday.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Let's say hey to Alex out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, Alex,
Hey man, We're all good Alex, and you are getting
first shot at John Boy, Jeffardy. Let's let's see, let's
wear you a little bit. If you get this right,
that means Tennessee will beat Kentucky. Key tonight, all right,
(27:02):
straight up?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
No pointy, okay.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
So medical researchers say the leading cause of obesient overeating
is not getting enough of this. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Is it sleep? Yes, it's wonderful. It's not exercise.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's so.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Good news all the way around. And Tennessee is gonna
be Kentucky all because of you. Congratulations.
Speaker 15 (27:35):
Hey, I appreciate it, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
All right, buddy, you hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 15 (27:40):
Alrighty are we gonna get Chrissy on talk about LS
Tractors Crown sponsored the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I'll handle this, so Randy hit good morning.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
That's a big show on the radio where we have
a proud sponsor of LS Tractor. Go to LS Tractor
USA dot com, find your local dealer and learn why
customers start.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Blue and stay blue.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
We like to e stole the virtues of LS Tractors
here whenever we get a chance, and the chance we
have here because we have a young lady. Christy McInnis
an LS Tractor dealership owner and we got her on
the line right now.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Good morning, Chrissy, Well.
Speaker 21 (29:04):
Good morning. How are y'all a days?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Man?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
We are awesome, Thank you for thank you for joining us. So, Chrissy,
let's find out a little bit about you, and I
guess it started with your father and your mother.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Ah, that was just shopping some material here.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
No, your father has been in the agricultural and equipment
industry all of his life since getting out of the
army in nineteen sixty five. So that's that's where it
started for your family and LS Tractors.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Am I correct?
Speaker 21 (29:36):
It did? It didn't? Yeah, it started a long long
time ago before I was born. I might ad, but yeah,
I'm really I'm happiest about that part for sure. But yeah,
my daddy after got out of the army, he first
was hired basically as a shop since sleeping floors, and
over the years worked his way up from basically sweping
(29:57):
floors and you know, handing the mechanics tools to so
service manager and sell sales manager and certainly to his
own store. So it's been a blessing. It's been a
fun ride for him and I'm getting to enjoy it
now too.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
That is so awesome.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Because your dad did work has web to run two locations.
It sells LS tractors. And understand, for your background, you're
working in education before you came to the dealership. So
what prompted you to join your dad?
Speaker 21 (30:28):
Well, have you seen the kids today? I am. I
absolutely loved education. I was an English teacher and then
a school administrator and a district administrator, and then consulted nationally.
So I was traveling on the roads, you know, five years,
living and out of hotels and airplanes, and my parents
(30:49):
were getting older, and I just when I was home
one week, I came by my father's office and Chris
you and tried to help out with some government contracts
because we've also got a JES contract and sell to
the federal government. And so I never left. That was
eight years ago, so now I own it with him.
And we opened the other one three years ago in Andalusia, Alabama.
(31:10):
So we're from Alabama originally anyway, so we were thrilled
to get to put a store in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well that's awesome, Christian.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
I wanted to ask where your two dealerships are, so
our listeners canna come and look at some LS directors there.
Speaker 21 (31:25):
We would love for them too, because they are flying
out the door right now with this zero percent for
one hundred and twenty months program that they're doing, it's
impossible to keep them in stock. So but I'm happy
to help. We've got a store in Cresview, Florida, and
we're called Construction Sales and Service. The name of course,
because back in the day it was construction equipment and
(31:47):
but we're ag equipment and the other stories in Andalusia, Alabama,
not far from Cresview actually, just about fifty miles north
of US here, so just right over the line in
la As we all call it.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Well, that's awesome. How about our sponsors, LS Tractors. How
long have you been selling LS Tractors?
Speaker 21 (32:06):
So my father took LS tractor on when they first
came into the United States. That would have been back
around two thousand and nine. So at the time he
was another red tractor dealer, and he added this blue tractor.
And let me tell you, people would come in and
you know, to look at that red tractor and quickly
ask when they got the price, well what is the
(32:27):
blue one? And when they found out just how much
more tractor they could get for their money, I mean,
a great quality product at just a better value. They
just started flying out and so my father was very successful,
you know, certainly with LS in the day, and has
continued to be for sure. It's a great product.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
That's awesome. So the best selling feature of an LS tractor,
if you had to pinpoint one, what would you say.
Speaker 21 (32:53):
Oh my gosh, don't put me on one.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
One's hard.
Speaker 21 (32:56):
And the reason, well, you know how women are. We
can't make our mind of red and black. And you know,
I mean there's not just one feature. But when I'm
talking to a customer, I get real excited. And it's
really the funniest part about it is I get goosebumps.
It's like when I was an English teacher, you know, listen,
I would tell kids when I was grading their paper, Look,
if I get goosebumps from reading your writing, then it's
(33:17):
a good piece of writing, evoking emotion. So I start
talking to people about tractors and I get goosebumps. I
get that excited about it, especially when I'm talking about
that's what.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Sounds flying out of the door.
Speaker 13 (33:27):
Look at it, I know it, And I lashes a
little too.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
You know, what about attaching well, Christy, what about an
attachment or an implement? Would that help you just focus
on one or two?
Speaker 21 (33:46):
No, but I'll give you my top three. Top three
that's pretty good for me. I mean, operating weight is
always crucial. I'm looking at operating weight, I'm looking at
hydraulic pump flow and loader less capacity. You know, to me,
those are three really big ones. You know, everybody needs
enough operating weight to keep your rear on the ground.
And you know, ls tractor just comes, you just get
(34:08):
more for your money. It's more tractor, more weight, more list,
more hydraulic flow, all the things that really matter, and
just more standard features. You know, you don't pay extra
for a lot of the things like you do on
some of those other colors of equipment. No colors mentioned.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
But you're awesome.
Speaker 21 (34:28):
I won't mention any of those. But yeah. But so
it's just a great product, and you know, you just
you can't go wrong. And having a dealer that's going
to support you with equality product, it's just a win win.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Christy mckinn is formally an education Lucky for you guys
in Cresview, Florida and Andalusiah, Alabama's you'll tell you all
about it LS tractor that you need to get and
you can go to LS Tractor USA dot com find
your local dealer, or it might be worth a drive
to meet Christie and find out Nelly're down on that implement.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I don't need a tractor, but I'm gone.
Speaker 21 (35:00):
I do. I want y'all to come visit.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
I do.
Speaker 21 (35:04):
I want you to come.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I believe that your presence.
Speaker 21 (35:09):
We would love to have y'all. I appreciate you, thanks
so much for having me on today, and I wish
all the best. And if you need a tractor, I
got your girl.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
We know where to go. All right, Christy, thank you
so much. Appreciate you.
Speaker 21 (35:21):
Take care.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Kristy McGinnis, Bye bye.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
He's awesome.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Man.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Oh yeah, if I had the salesman like that, maybe
I said, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Mario was wonderful.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
M hm m hm hm mm hmmm. Good morning show
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on the radio. Friday, March twenty eight, twenty twenty five. Action,
Hello friends, your old pal Burnt Burn Here with another
Piineal Glenn Pulsating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 22 (36:19):
Today's episode The Fling. As our story opens, a husband
is confronting his wife about her infidelity. Look, don't just
sit there giving me the cold shoulder, Helen. We need
to talk about this.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
There's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Nothing to talk about, nothing to talk about.
Speaker 22 (36:38):
I come home and find you and some guy getting
jiggy in our marital bed, and there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Look, David, I said, I was sorry. What more do
you want?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well?
Speaker 22 (36:49):
I need to know how and why all this happened.
I mean, if we want to save this marriage, we
need to hash things out.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Okay, fine, what do you want to know?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
That's more like it.
Speaker 22 (37:02):
Okay, first, I guess, and most importantly, who was he?
Speaker 7 (37:07):
I didn't get his name?
Speaker 13 (37:08):
Oh god, oh my god. So this was some random
hookup kinda yeah? Oh got So where did you meet him?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
At the gym? At the bar where?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Well?
Speaker 7 (37:23):
I was home and he came knocking at the door
and it just sort of happened.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh oh, so.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It was knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
My booty, my booty?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Who don't mind if I do?
Speaker 7 (37:33):
No, he was some bum looking for food.
Speaker 22 (37:36):
Sweet fancy moses, Helen, you went to bed with a bum,
a bumb.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I hope you.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Washed the sheets.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
I kind of had to What was that? Nothing? So
I gave him the dinner I made you last night
that you said you didn't want it right, And since
his clothes were sort of tattered, I gave him all
the clothes I bought you for your birthday that you
didn't like. And then I gave it the brown shoes
that you never wear.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Well, aren't you the little neighborhood good will store? So
how did you end up in bed?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Well, he asked me, if there was anything else you
didn't use?
Speaker 22 (38:12):
Son, And how we hope you enjoy John Boy and
Billy playhouse.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
And I'm not gonna lie. I undid my top two buttons.
Speaker 22 (38:27):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the extremely well
dressed and well.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Fed bum say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning. There's a big show the radio.
Speaker 20 (38:42):
Hell are you blimdsay premise here when I'm on mid
side of the pond, I get my daily douse of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Who will I told it?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
This budday?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
That's a big showing the radio Friday, March twenties. All right, ready,
five Friday mornings, song jit, alright.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
And before eleven o'clock to night.
Speaker 9 (39:54):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
That's when sure, don't fix your fist.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 9 (40:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 19 (40:08):
Hit it.
Speaker 9 (40:16):
I hate work.
Speaker 11 (40:16):
I hate work.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
I've been having a very bad Nay.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
She's gotta.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Work work work, work, work, work work work work.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
Hey, man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (41:22):
Man?
Speaker 3 (41:22):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
We have a light. I mean, do you do anything
like this freepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 9 (41:29):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 12 (41:30):
We just we just work.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Work work work, work, work work work work work.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
Weekend, say Sunday, the time between work and war work,
the time.
Speaker 10 (41:45):
When you go out looking for happiness and end up
punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest pal It's
a brave man a party.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
All is will.
Speaker 12 (41:57):
Taste you is.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Cool bus.
Speaker 9 (42:03):
Rock.
Speaker 19 (42:43):
Oh no, I am not today.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I married?
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Check paid.
Speaker 15 (42:57):
Work work what what?
Speaker 4 (42:58):
What?
Speaker 5 (42:58):
What?
Speaker 9 (42:58):
What's wat's work?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up we
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(43:38):
minutes on my birthday. All right, what you got here? Okay,
I'm ready for my psychological evaluation.
Speaker 8 (43:46):
Good morning, mister boy. I'm doctor Frederick Crane and this
you'll be taking today, the Epstein Horseshack psychological evaluation tests.
All right now, I should point out that, unlike most
tests which evaluate the answers you give to the questions,
the Epstein Horsehack evaluates you on the basis of answers
you've already given in the past. We went through some
(44:08):
tapes of some old programs.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
So so I don't have to answer right now.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
No, I will need you to hook up these electrodes
to your nipples.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Wow, what did they do?
Speaker 8 (44:18):
Why should they don't do anything?
Speaker 21 (44:19):
It was?
Speaker 8 (44:20):
That's area number one gullibility. That would be a ten.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Can I take them off?
Speaker 12 (44:27):
Now?
Speaker 8 (44:28):
Sure? What have Let's begin, first of all, Good morning,
mister boy.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (44:37):
All right, just a moment, All right, let's start with
a few basic background questions. What was it that got
you interested in the field of broadcasting?
Speaker 5 (44:46):
Rember sell it?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Tell us Tyler, I see.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
Would you say you get along with your co workers?
How would you describe your at work relationships?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Juicy shrimp?
Speaker 8 (45:00):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (45:02):
All right?
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Now, then this is something we call the raw shock tests.
Look at the zinc plot and tell me what you
see you were I.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Mean still are I mean you were?
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I mean like the baby dolliest of the game shows.
Speaker 8 (45:15):
Hmmm, all right, we are going to have to recalibrate
some of the curves on some of these questions. Do
you have any pre existing medical conditions? How are you
feeling in general?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
All right?
Speaker 8 (45:32):
All right?
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Good?
Speaker 8 (45:34):
Of course, nutrition is an important part of psychological health.
Would you say you enjoy a well balanced diet. I'll
take that as a yes. And are you involved in
a regular exercise program.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
You can actually get more oxy into your brain.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Breathing normally for six seconds instead of yawning for six seconds.
Speaker 8 (45:58):
You may try no, okay, very good, Just a moment
oxen to the brain, all right? Would you describe yourself
as a generally happy person?
Speaker 12 (46:12):
Mean?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Okay, good, very good, sir.
Speaker 8 (46:16):
Now, then is there anything you'd like to add to
what we've talked about here today right.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Now that it might be best see that day?
Speaker 8 (46:22):
De Very good, mister boy. I think we have enough
information to make a good, solid evaluation. Could you just
wait outside for a moment while I compile my report?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Thank nanty even dot daby.
Speaker 8 (46:35):
Yes, that'll be fine, Thank you very much. Let's see
excuse me just a second unit four. This is doctor Schlessinger,
table for one in the rubber room. Yes, he'll be
standing right outside the big goofy guy in a ball cap.
You may notice some electrodes attached to his nickel sinse Yes.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
No fair, you just take our stupid stuff that I
save after the answers.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
Just a moment, let me revise my This is going
to be interesting that.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I gotta start feeling a little better about myself here
on my birthday. All can help, Well, let's play beating
the Blonde right now. Tay looked like you up for it, baby,
one eight hundred, big show. It's your toe free line
out there. You come on in here with us and play.
We'll do it next.
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