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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The Big show's on the radio, and more big show
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Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that their big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Stag and doodle Doo up and at them. This Thursday,
April the tenth, you got the big Joel radio. Hey, everybody,
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Hey, Marty, Hey, Crime, love y'all.
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Dam Brand, Randy, Bandy, Pandy, Jackie, Jackie.
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She got too many brothers, sisters and cousins.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
All my parents didn't know when to quit.
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I can't remember everybody any pens dispensers. Yeah, the riders.
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He's a small town, it's working.
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Oh so good. That's a good way to start. We
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Randy?
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Is that gonna be five years? Drone? Hard to say?
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I'm ready?
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Speaker 12 (06:20):
Can I give a shout out to my sibling?
Speaker 13 (06:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
National Sibling Day? You know? Go ahead, bunny boy.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Can I give a shout out to Carly and Hannily?
I love y'allk as nobody else would.
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That's why brothers. Let it go, Cody, hang on, my boy,
bottom of the hour, top of your news. Right on
the on the side of this report on time capsule,
I heard a Thursday morning light.
Speaker 13 (06:54):
On man.
Speaker 14 (07:00):
M This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Yes, ma'am, this is dnnis officer. Yes, man, I'm sorry
I disconnected somewhere. Yes, I had a question for you,
hoping maybe you could help me with something. I don't
have no dinners up here in this sayer. I just
moved up here from Houston, Texas. And before I left
down there, I had some gold and a silver teefas.
Speaker 13 (07:59):
Put in my mouth, you know, And lately when I
lived down at night. Uh, you just may sound crazy,
but earth to hurt NOA. I can hear a radio station.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
I don't know anything about that one. I honestly, god, I've.
Speaker 13 (08:13):
Never heard to say that you hadn't no, Yeah, ma'am,
I really can't fun.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
I really hadn't hurt noy remember that.
Speaker 13 (08:19):
I I mean, I'll tell you what now, seriously, really.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
Can you I can hear the peeps out side by side, yes, ma'am,
they right side side. And I'll tell you what. My
old lady says she can't hear to nothing. But I
can't even go to sleep, for you ever heard anything
like that?
Speaker 12 (08:31):
Let me go astart the RCT.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
Well just this minute, let me I I I I
don't want you bother him. I just wanna ask you
a couple of things and I and I, uh cause this,
I know this sound crazy?
Speaker 13 (08:40):
Uh? She know?
Speaker 11 (08:41):
She says she can't hear 'em. And I donecalled. I
called two T dentisters down there in Houston before I left.
The one that did it was out of town, and
he said, uh, I mean his he of course, the
lady worked for him to act like she thought I
was crazy or something. And I called another one I
didn't know, and they act like they thought I was crazy.
But really it's been I guess it's been like nineteen
ninety two four. I was ever since I was ever
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in any kind of you know, have any kind of
mental problems or anything. But I'm all right now. But
I was wondering, Uh, you think like when I talk
that people could hear me on the radio, you know
when I'm talking.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
I don't have any idea.
Speaker 13 (09:18):
The only thing might be experienced. Man.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
It's what they called galvanic shock, Galveston galvanic galvanic shock.
And that's where you have two different types of metals
side by side, me running rubbing together.
Speaker 13 (09:32):
U huh.
Speaker 12 (09:33):
And that can cause something called galvatic.
Speaker 13 (09:35):
Shock galvaty shock.
Speaker 12 (09:37):
Yes, But as far as anything else, I have never
heard of anything else. I'm not saying it doesn't ninety cent.
I've never heard of it. I do know that you
can get galvanic shocked and it'll it'll absolutely it'll make
you feel like if you've ever taken your part and
stuck it accidentally into one of your feelings, and how
make you just get your shot pain that I can
you know it could be what's your experience is galvanic out,
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but I've just never heard of it in that.
Speaker 13 (10:02):
But it won't it won't, you know, you said shock.
He won't eventually get word electrocuture or something. I have
to pick up a spark off something.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
It'll take you ever bit down on something on the
park and it would shock your mouth because you hit
a feeling with that.
Speaker 13 (10:16):
It ma'am, I know what you want.
Speaker 12 (10:17):
Well, that's the only thing that you'll be experiencing. As
far as I know.
Speaker 13 (10:21):
You don't think there's no way y'all can stop this
from doing this.
Speaker 12 (10:23):
So that's why I'm saying that he going act.
Speaker 13 (10:26):
I don't, But.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
I tell you why you in there, would you ask
him miss here if he can't If he can't stop
it altogether, you know, at least reckoning if he could
just put it on a different radio.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
Station or something. You know, I don't kind of music
at playing.
Speaker 12 (10:38):
You know, I don't think we can do that.
Speaker 13 (10:40):
You don't know it, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (10:43):
Okay, Well look him, I'm I got to leave town
and I'll call you when I when I get back.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
But I showed you appreciate your help. Huh. I can't
have to see y'all.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Well we did.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We heard you on the radio, boy Billy get it,
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I got the base sha on the radio. Well, waggon
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Boy Jeopardy. If you are calm, you'll do this about
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What y'all got one?
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Eight?
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across America. It's John Boy Jampany and now your host.
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Well, listen, Jimmy. If you're calm, you will do this
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Hey, I appreciate that there, big guy.
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I'll be right here right.
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Bottom of the hour, top of your news, hooking around
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That's capital.
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And by day I met protesters.
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The bad news is it's tax time again.
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Woo.
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They beat him so much.
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no one has left out of the giant taxation celebration
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Well, you know that's jam.
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio. And here we go.
Let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with the
town gossip. It's time for over the back Fence with
Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Oh hey Carleen, you're up early.
Speaker 12 (29:07):
Me.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
I ain't been to pet Yet my cousin del Mar
moved in with me two weeks ago after he broke
up with that's kanky Burdie Higgins that works part time
at Dinky Donuts. Word to the wise, until that boil
goes away, don't eat the long Johns. I don't blame
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move out of my place until he finds someone else
to move in with. He's awful picky for a guy
with a you to brow seventeenth and belly button that
sticks out like a Shwin handlebar, not to mention, his
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poots last about thirty five minutes on average. Debbie Dunbar,
don't walk away from a challenge. I even sat through
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Who's the fairest of the mall? Spoiler alert, it ain't
snow White. I thought I was watching Shrik first. I
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she has to kiss the booth outside the Pigley wiggly
between you and me. I think her only customers are
her cousins Bobo Hobo and Bernice. Well, you know, del
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Mar is a foot man, and Gladys wears open toad
shoes and has nails like a Velos raptor. She tried
to get a pedicure once and the belt center set
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Speaker 1 (30:03):
You know her.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
She works at super Happy Fun Place at the mallpipe
to come off the rides. She got bright red hair,
lazy eye, buck teeth. He said it was like kissing
Penny Wise. I don't know why he's so picky. He
said he don't want to be tied down to just
one girl. So I set him up with Becky Dankworth.
Not one body part matches the other on that girl.
She's got a d cup on one side, acup on
the other one, air like Dumbo on the other, ear
like a little bat. One big guy like an octopus.
At one tiny beat, he had like a shrew, left chickup,
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a dunk ank right cheek, no ass at all. I
told him if he just focused on one body part
at a time. He'd be like dating ten or twelve gals,
but he can't count that high, so it was kind
of lost on him. Even with this celebrity route. My
cousin's best friend's fourth cousins uncle's niece twice removed on
my mother's side as best friends with a friend of
a girl that knows a guy who's the tow boy
for that girl, basketball player that thinks a good bit
of herself Angel Reese.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yeah, she's got everything.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
Celebrity stamina for you know what, and a steady job
that pays three bucks more an hour the minimum wage. Well,
I was shocked. He turned her down flat. Seems out
little will Smith mustache or hers was a deal breaker.
Don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
He used to go out with that Italian girl Dominique
passed there, Corier Lord. She was born with the five
o'clock shadow. She goes to the bit to get them
flee callers for Saint and arts. They take her out
to the sheep farm. He gets sheer three times a year.
Iin't even got a sweater made out of her hair,
but I don't wear it. It smells like Marlboro Reds
and shame. I guess my last draw is Felicia Kurdweller.
Her daddy owns that chain of funny taxidermy stores, you know,
where they can make a deer's butt look like Bigfoot.
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She got a bit of the Turett's. But del Mar
likes a girl of the salty mouth and the only hiccup.
And I don't know this to be true, but I
hear tell through the bol Rama and Sudds, and does
great find that Miss Felicia is also mister Felicia. He
might be one of them hermraphidities. But I always thought
del Mar might be a switch hitter. So let's just
see what happens, all right. I gotta go, Carleen. I
gotta meet up with that gorgeous slab of man, Jerky
Farley Clinger. I asked him to take me shopping at
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the Naughty Underwear Store, and I'm just hoping he'll take
the hen by shut double d I out.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Good morning, rolling through the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Ride
of the Red States. John Boyn Billy Right here on
the Big Show, some enchanted Morney.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You may hear the big show. Where's my big bag?
It can't be topical. Good morning, It's a big show
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on the radio on track with dog Rice coming up
in minutes. Boys gonna be raising up Bristol this weekend.
Southern Swing, Denny Hamlin against the world, winning two in
a row, Margeville and Darlington. Now Bristol. Fun time, good
time as on Earth of the World. Record shopping cart
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around Bristol, Morris Speedway. I didn't three some miles an hour.
I'll bring the jacket. Look at you free to take too?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Ill me right now?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Let me see. We'll celebrate John Madden's birthday. He would
have been eighty nine today at the bottom of the hour.
But sheb Wooly would have been one hundred and four.
Oh shed Wooly. That was one of our callbacks when
they would do a corny joke, right like he halls
a fuck Here's sheb Wooly was a big one eyed
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purple people. Eater was a song that shev hadn't he
was Pete Nolan in the TV series Rawhide. You know Shev.
He was a Western actor. He's even in one of
my favorite movies of all time. The Outlaw Josie Wales.
His name was Travis Cobb, and I could not remember.
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I had ready to go do and pull up some
pictures look like I don't know minda looked like he
had a fiddle that he was playing. Maybe that was
the first of the movie when they were gonna go
down and you know, then they shot them all and
then Clinton went on, she's I heard of it? Oh
the war music is something? Uh Forgod? You're you're right? Yeah? Anyway,
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so happy birthday. Here's shev Woollo, good morning. Got the
Big Show on the radio coming up. We played Beating
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(34:50):
Right now, as we look forward to every week, V
Man Doug Rice, it's all about our sport in this
NASCAR deal. Dog, Good morning, my boy.
Speaker 19 (34:59):
Good morning, reading from the lovely town of Blowing Rock.
Been up here a couple of days on the little VK.
Speaker 8 (35:04):
Nice spot, especially when there are no tourists except me.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, awesome man, great spot, great spot. All right, well,
let's go ahead and talk about who's in a good
spot that Denny Hamlin. You said man was talking last
week about momentum. When he wins out and here he
comes sneaks in. At the end of the race, it
looked lovedy I did.
Speaker 19 (35:26):
William Byron was by far and away the dominant cart.
Darling made the first three quarters of the race kind
of boring because he led every lap. Even at one
point the guys on fox will say, well, he may
lead every lap of this. Well, it turned out the
last cycle of green flag pit stops, they got off
cycle a little bit and William Byron got shuffled back
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to fourth and fifth position was having a hard time
making that up, and it looked like with four laps
to go, Ron Blaney was gonna win.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
He'd passed everybody got to the front.
Speaker 19 (35:57):
And as soon as he takes the lead with four
laps to go, Kyle Larson and Bubba Wallace get together
and they bring out the yellow and they make pitch
stops and Denny's crew got him out first and that's
where he won the race.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Everybody made a pitch stop.
Speaker 19 (36:12):
They all came back out green, white, checkered, and Denny
ran off and left him and one again at Darlington won.
Speaker 13 (36:18):
Two in a row.
Speaker 19 (36:19):
But you know, we talked as cliche, but we say
it all the time. It's a team sport. His team
got him off Pitt Road first and that was enough
to give him the double them.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
And we were thinking the same thing. William Byron leading
all those laps and who as I had him and
then dog on it. Something always happens.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Yeah, But you know, I'm not crying too much for Denny.
Speaker 19 (36:40):
He's got a Daytona five hundred tucked away in his
back pocket, one that had to hurt to go down there,
prepare and have easily the best car at just wear
the field out. And things kind of went south on
him in about the last twenty percent of the race
and they didn't.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
Get the double. He did alley back and finished second.
Speaker 19 (37:02):
So and Denny's been in the news all year long
with the NASCAR lawsuit.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
Denny likes that. Then he likes being in the spotlight
and getting the attention. He really does. He has to
like it or he wouldn't do it as much.
Speaker 19 (37:17):
But when you're doing it on the track, that's another thing.
And guys, he could make it. He could do what
Christopher Bell did earlier this year. He could win three
in a row. I was just checking it out. He
has won two of the last three Bristol Cup races,
including being the defending champion of this race. So he
could easily run this to three in a row.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
How about wouldn't that be something? Yeah?
Speaker 19 (37:40):
Man, especially with all that he's got going on in
his world.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
And I've said this a lot about Denny.
Speaker 19 (37:46):
He owns his own team with Michael Jordan twenty three
eleven Racing. He has to, you know, say grace over
all that he drives for Joe Gibbs in the number
eleven car. You know, he's getting ready to be a
new dad again, and he's got this.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
Lawsuit with NASCAR.
Speaker 19 (38:03):
But somehow or another, he's scraped out two wins and
he's shooting for three in a row now. And I yes,
I guess we have to start the inevitable conversation.
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Is this the year Den he wins the title?
Speaker 19 (38:15):
You know, he's he's burned me so many times thinking
he's gonna do it. But you have to start thinking
about that when you've won two races back to back
and your second in points that comes into conversation.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
It's crazy and it's fun. What other sport this go on? Rightast?
Speaker 19 (38:36):
It's kind of become the Buffalo Bills of Nascar. I
can get you there, I can get you to the playoffs,
and I can get you really closed, but I'm not
gonna win it. But you know, this year, who's to
know even where he is and being one of the
older drivers and having everything that he's got going on
in his life right now?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Oh I left out.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
He does an hour long podcast every week too.
Speaker 13 (38:57):
Wow.
Speaker 19 (38:58):
I mean he's he's got a going on, but doesn't
seem to be bothering him on track right now.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
And Doug and look who his partner is. Michael Jordan
has been through some stuff in his life and is
still going through you know, exparents and Nascar. He's on
camera a lot.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
Yeah, he is. And I would give it to Michael.
I think Jamie.
Speaker 19 (39:19):
Little interviewed him on the Fox broadcast the other day.
For the longest time, he didn't do any Nascar TV.
He just didn't, you know, because I think he felt like, man,
if I do one, then everybody here is going to
have a camera in my face, you know, wanted to talk.
But he's getting a little bit more responsive to the
NASCAR media because I think he realizes that that's part
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of his role of being an owner.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Right, it looked like it didn't bother him, you know,
just putting him on. They wasn't talking to him or
asking him questions, just his reactions, you know, when he
was trying to get the twenty three car. Yeah, well, if.
Speaker 19 (39:56):
You're trying to learn how to win, Michael Jordan's pretty
good role.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Mom, Yes, all right, So Bristol man a nice little
swing at Denny's hitting too, Martinsville and Darlington. Now it's
Bristol defending Chample of that race. You gotta go that
he's gonna have three in a row. But again, it's Bristol.
It's tough.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
It's tough. It's really tough.
Speaker 19 (40:17):
The guy that won three in a row earlier this year,
Christopher Bell, that's another Toyota.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
I think he will be good.
Speaker 19 (40:24):
And you get to this point of the season and
I feel like, after eight nine races, you're starting to
know who's really good and who's kind of pretending or
who can just win on occasion.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
Christopher Bell will be tough up there. Probably Joey Logano.
Speaker 19 (40:39):
He races well there again, and he's racist some tough
luck this year, but I think it might be time
to get him back in the winter circle. And William Byron,
and they look good everywhere. They are really going to
be tough to be.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
That's something though, just glancing at and talking about William Byron.
You know, he hadn't won since Daytona, you know, as
much as he's been leading, like just last week, and
look at the Josh Berry in the twenty one cars
a only Fod win and for Chevy and William Barron
then won for Kyle Larson.
Speaker 19 (41:11):
Well, I mean, I really hoping Josh Barry would have
a better fate.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
I'm glad he got to win this year already.
Speaker 19 (41:17):
But Kyle Larson will find his way back toward the front.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
He stumbled a little bit out of the gate this year.
Speaker 19 (41:24):
He's not the Kyle Larson that can win ten races
in a row like he did, or ten races in
the season like he did a few years ago. But
I'm not worried about him yet. If you race for Hendrick,
they'll find a way to get you to the front.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's it, Doug, Thank you so much, buddy, We love you.
Have a great rest of your week and all right,
thanks again.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
Hond you guys. I'll take care. We'll chat next week
about whether didn't he gets three in a row?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
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