May 15, 2025 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we pay homage to Nillie Welson today, with a couple of his tunes - first up is “I’m Not Dead Yet” - and later on, “Smoke All the Weed”.. - Saddam Hussein had his day in court on this date in history - so that gave us a good reason to play “Saddam’s Love Shack”.. - Ike Turner dips into the listener mailbag and gives advice to a guy who says he’s had a “dry spell” since graduating high school.. - We’ll get back On Track with Doug Rice and get a look ahead to this weekend’s All Star Race.. - Our Poet Laureate get a rare request.. - and Mad Max has his first ever run in with PETA…
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Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
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weathering sports.
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Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about that damn teeth and having babies.
There're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men.
Rock them ball sean handiy neil board. They're snow on
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the roof. They had a fire in the party. It's
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Who I feel so vulnerable.
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Talking little upping on them. It is Thursday morning. The
sun will rise in just a little bit. You already
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Here.
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We're halfway through the month of May. What Barney license play?
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I don't know.
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it in Graham Sailors.
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You know that was rope. Yeah, another punchline. He can't deliver.
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Let me talk you was a girl friend never mind
in the SATs Man not long socking.
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eighty eight, the swinging washing machine was patented, so the
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That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I don't want to swig.
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You got to depend on the kids and get your clothes. Wah,
I'll do it all right. We'll move up to nineteen
fifty seven. Elvis Presley and hailed a cap from one
of his teeth. He did not eat it, that was reported.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Uh.
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He was hospitalized in La where surgeons removed the cap
from his lungs that'd be a lesson to you. Fifty seven,
don't suck on your chest. Make sure they're on good
Thank you for that. Ninety seven US health officials approved
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the first nicotine free anti smoking drug, Ziban's working on
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Yeah?
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One of what made you throw up if you smoked?
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It was like.
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That.
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I mean I never I didn't cute, but I just
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Ready to go?
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John Milly, y'all, Max, Hey, Max, I hear y'all got
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Becker got that Roadway show? Yeah? Me, Ben, cavemen all?
I had everybody making the whole whole professions out of
the difference between men and women, all them stupid books
and lectures comedians. I guess it can be fun. But
(10:01):
I tell you, Rob, I listen to you now. I'm
kind of with you on that caveman deal. Because if
my whole life consists of how that I can better
get along with my wife, take a club and beat
me with it.
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Now, I'm gonna break it down.
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For you, women and me, and this is going to
be a service to you as well. I got twenty
five things women that we men want you to know.
Learn these just twenty five things, and you'll understand us.
Everything will be all right. We can live happily ever after.
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Okay, right.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Number one, Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up,
don't come tell us about it. Cut hit down yourself.
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make us guess. We hate that. Number four. If you
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an answer you don't want to hear. Number five. Sometimes
we're not thinking about you. You must learn to live
with Number six. We're never thinking about Quote the relationships.
Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different,
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it's just like every other cat. Number eight. Dogs are
better than any cats.
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Period number nine.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Sunday equal sports. Number ten. Shopping is not everybody's idea
of a good time. Number eleven. Anything you wear is
fine really. Number twelve you have enough clothes. Number thirteen
you have too many shoes. Number fourteen. Crying is blackmail.
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Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it. Number fifteen Your brother is an idiot. And
number sixteen ask what ask for what? Number sixteen This
is for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Number seventeen. No,
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we don't know what day it is. We never will
mark anniversaries. Number eighteen. Share the bathroom. Number eighteen, share
the closet. Number twenty Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Number twenty one A headache that lasts for seventeen months
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is a problem see a doctor. Number twenty two nothing
says I love you like sex in the morning. Number
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BOYD did that do it?
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Ye?
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Bye?
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John boy Millicky.
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I have a nice.
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Day, John BOYA and.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Billy, a woman thick and a car that's like a
pig trying to read.
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Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio Thursday morning, May fifteenth. Let's turn
it over to mister Rhubarb.
Speaker 12 (13:39):
Thank you give me a beat. Hello Americans, this is
your creepy old pal, mister rubarb, hey who wrote my intro.
I'll tell you this is carpooled university. Everything you need
to know about an important subject in less time than
it takes for mom or dad to drop you off
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in the car lay at school. That's the plan. Today's
subject is economics. Economics is a study of how people
make money to buy the things they need. It's a
very complicated subject, but lucky for you, there's a simple
way to explain it all using two cows as an example.
(14:21):
In America, our system of economics is called capitalism. Here's
how it works. You live on a farm. You have
two cows. You milk the cows, sell the milk, and
use the money to buy food for your cows. Simple, right, Well,
economics is different in other parts of the world. Some
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countries use socialism to run the farm, and socialists don't
get ahead of it. In socialism, you have two cows.
The government takes one of your cows away from you
and gives it to your neighbor so he can have
milk too. It's a special kind of socialism called communism.
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That's where you have two cows. The government takes both
of them and gives you and your neighbor just enough
milk to keep you alive. Now, there's a really weird
kind of communism in a place called North Korea. Here's
how it works. You have two cows. One of them
starves to death. The government takes the other one and
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keeps all the milk.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
If you complain, a.
Speaker 12 (15:28):
Kid with a weird haircut poisons you to death at
the airport. There are different kinds of capitalism too, like
capitalism in Italy. That's where you have two cows. The
government shoots one, who milks the other one, and throws
all the milk away. Here's how capitalism works in France.
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You have two cows, You go out and block the
highway because you think you should have three cows. All
of a sudden, a goat runs into the barn and explodes.
Everybody puts a picture of a sad cow at the
top of their Facebook pase we all feel better, although
nobody really does anything about all the goats.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hanging around the bar.
Speaker 12 (16:12):
Now there's a fairly new one called Chinese capitalism. You
have two cows, You have a bunch of six year
old kids milking them. You can sell your milk for
half as much as everybody else charges, so everybody stops
milking their own cows and starts buying cheap milk from you.
If anybody starts asking questions about all the six year
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old kids, you have him shot. And the very latest
kind of capitalism is California capitalism. You come up with
a new iPhone app that milks cows. You borrow money
from a rich guy and buy two cows. One of
them turns out to be a horse. But the horse
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says he identifies as a cow. So you make all
the cows and horse has used the same stalls. You
really don't get a whole lot of milking done, but
everybody seems really happy that horses can be caps too.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Thankfully, Mom or Dad just pulled up to the carpool lag.
So that's it for this edition of Carpool University, till
next time. This is mister Rubarb saying. This is mister Rubarb. See,
you wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Be good morning.
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The Big Show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
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I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boyd and Billy and that
they're big show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I've figured out what John boy had a hard time
getting started in the morning.
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I ain't gotten the gage.
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Early Thursday,
May the fifteen, that was on this day. In nineteen
seventy eight, Counquer singer Will and Nelson released Starredust, an
album of pop songs. Of course, not all of them
were big hits.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I woke up.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Still not dead again today. Some old Facebook rumors said.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
Eye passed away, but I just turned eady seven, and
I'm mighty proud to say I woke up still not
dead again today.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
I woke up still not.
Speaker 8 (19:26):
Dead again today, which is crazy when you're living this away.
Last night I watched Netflix smoked Big Old Jane.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
And I woke up still not dead again.
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Today.
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I bought a new computer.
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I've been learning how to zoom, say how they to
my rady friends, and never leave the room. This old
dog is learning new tricks every day.
Speaker 15 (19:57):
And I woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I woke up still not dead again.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Today.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
The TV says the world's in this arrange.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
I'm still in the game because I'm still around to play.
And I woke up still not dead again today. I
got underlying conditions from my head down to my toes.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Right now, I can't do concerts calls. The concert calls are.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Closed, but I still got some music left to play
because I.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Me and old Keith Richards, we ain't never heard going
on the wing. Now old up still knocked tad him today,
break me off, piece of that kid cut.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Ball, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. All right,
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I mean tell you, I got a video.
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Man.
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We got to look at that tape and say we
can get it on a basebook. Pays up bear tearing
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to do that. All right, well, hang on, we'll play
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Speaker 16 (21:57):
Hello fellow Americans. Bill Silver's here, ready, willing and able
to pester, vex, harass, mock ridicule. This is a long list,
but you get the idea.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's all about.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
Sticking it to the current liberal clown show in Washington
and the Knight of Trump's addressed to Congress. The big
top was full from that old bag with a blue
hair that looks like she's got Hansel and Gretel locked
up in the gingerbread house, to the Geico caveman who
got dragged out of the.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Room for being a complete and utter tool.
Speaker 16 (22:24):
And if that wasn't bad enough, all of them showed
their complete disdain and disrespect for a thirteen year old
African American boy who beat cancer.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Let's say it altogether racist.
Speaker 16 (22:35):
Yes, the Democrats, they had every opportunity to start turning
things around. They dumped Grandpa Munster and Winebox Betty and
got soundly beaten. Anyone else would have examined why they
lost and why smart people were abandoning the party button. No,
they keep doing what they got spanked so badly last
November four. Now, I'm not the one to try to
help the dumb dumbs in opposition, but this is all
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about messaging. You need your own version of MAGA, something
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Democrat Party. Number ten, My transgender son can beat your daughter.
Number nine. We are CNN. Number eight, Join the moral
low Ground. Number seven, war Huh, what is it good for?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Money laundering?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Say it again?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Number six, the home of the Whopper.
Speaker 16 (23:50):
Number five, the DNC where intelligence is a spectator sport.
Number four. We don't know what a woman is? Number three.
We're the mean kids from Willie Wonka. Number two give
us another chance. The dumbass is gone, and the number
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one new slogan for the Democrat Party is DNCDA.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Okay, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. All review yesterday's question.
We found out that this celebrity holds the record for
appearing the most times on the cover of People magazine.
Who's Princess Diana? Princess Diana fifty nine times? By the way,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. At last count. The National Historical
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Society reported that there are oney thirteen places in America,
claiming that this famous American once slept there. Who is
Kim Kardashian?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They might be right?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What y'all got? One eight hundred big show you told
free line. We go to wegether winner. We play John
Boyd Jeopardy Next Good Thursday Morning, Big Show's Holo Radio.
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What I feature track from the Big Show bit Box,
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dot comy Right now, let's play Yeahs live across America.
It's John Boyd w W and now your host.
Speaker 12 (25:59):
His name.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Mark's a room at Ashville's.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Grove Park in but not just for sleeping there.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
He still holds the.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
World record for largest room service mill. John Boyd as
a Hey the Jimmy out of Milton, Florida. Good morning Jimmy,
Hey Buddy? Hey am I sweet? At the Group Park again?
I weren't my name still up there? To put? It
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was right beside Dean Smith's famous basketball coach University of
North Carolina. Me and Lunis from Mcgloylis Louis Louis mccloyn
from the mcgloyin theater named after him, and Charlotte. I
think I was just taped up there. I don't think
it was.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Fault.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Hey Jimmy, how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
All right?
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Man?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well you got the first shot at John Boyjemeny this morning.
Let's get back to you. So last count, the National
Historical Society reported there are one thy thirteen places in
America claiming that this famous American once slept there.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
What's you thinking, Jimmy, I think Jimmy, Elvis Presley?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Elvis Presley? Sure was Elvis.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
About that?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We're just talking about Elvis. Well, Jimmy, we appreciate you
playing body. You try again sometime. All right, all right, body,
let's go to Willy and Williamson, North Carolina. Good morning, Willie. Hey,
how's it going?
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Body going?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Good?
Speaker 11 (27:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
And you were up for your shot at John boyd jobbery.
What famous American were looking forward? Will it.
Speaker 13 (27:50):
Take a while?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Guess?
Speaker 13 (27:51):
Say George Washington?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That might be a goodness it George jes So George
won't one with all him kids? That was Ben Franklin,
wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, George was very popular though, first President Willie, congratulations
of you, buddy. We're sending you big old batch a
happy herd over to Williamston.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, appreciate it, You got it, buddy, Hang on
for Jack bottom of the.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Hours on top of your news. Got something special that
our special ot on the other side.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for
your Thursday, May fifteenth. It was on this day No. Six.
A judge formerly charges Saddam Hussein with crimes against humanity.
He refuses when her plea, insisting he was still Iraq's president.
The judge had no jurisdiction to charge him, but he
was found guilty and sent usd to death by hanging.
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You know, I'm meant to tell y'all, I've got some
marble from Saddam's palaces that these specalumps were chasing him down.
Remember when they corner pulled him out of that hole
in the ground. Yeah, when they found this far enough
man and they came across Saddam's place, he used to
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get jiggy with it. Understand it was yes, Sir Dam's
love shock Roder's hung.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
About it like the head here goes.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
If you see a faded sign by the side of.
Speaker 17 (30:18):
The road that say it's fifteen miles.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
To the shack, racky, look as.
Speaker 17 (30:39):
Yet, I got me a hot tubby said, figures away
and the head and one down to the love shack.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
I got that goozzy.
Speaker 17 (30:53):
It seats about twenty, so hurry.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Up and bring that hot new honey.
Speaker 10 (31:00):
The little of placement.
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Yes, yes, love, shack baby.
Speaker 18 (31:10):
Love, shack baby, shack un shot shot, shot, shot, shot.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Shot.
Speaker 17 (31:27):
Sign says stay away, fools, Saddam rules the love of
shot right.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Smack in the middle of my rack.
Speaker 19 (31:36):
It's a funky old shack and your.
Speaker 20 (31:38):
Better stay back sold you're down the front. How Siger's
in the driveway.
Speaker 11 (31:48):
This in the backyard.
Speaker 20 (31:51):
She's in a hot shot, a place where we get shack.
Speaker 18 (32:07):
Hello, shack baby.
Speaker 17 (32:09):
Sho freaking and rubbing dad. He needs some loving right
next to nothing because it's hot as an oven. The
full shock chimmy, the full shack chimmy. The full shot
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jimmy is when cluster bomb starts upping around, then.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
The brown, then the brown.
Speaker 17 (32:39):
Every folks lighting up outside just to get.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Down freaking in the shack.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Shink.
Speaker 18 (32:51):
Yeah, hey girl, we got it going on with your
finding stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I mean you are thick.
Speaker 10 (32:56):
Oh so dum it's so crazyday.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Heat in my card, he.
Speaker 11 (33:01):
Did, he did my card details. Listen to you hopped
in my hoptop.
Speaker 17 (33:07):
It's as big as a well and it's about to
say say I got a jack fozy it's it's about
twenty so come on and bring that hot new bubby.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Shut love shot baby, sh.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Sure, that's why it's up.
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Hey girl, who do you like better? Oo day or khuse?
Speaker 11 (33:51):
I like the daddy?
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No you did the dom he fine?
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Yeah he old yo.
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You need a cord war me too. I feel right back.
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Bang bang on the door.
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Hey.
Speaker 11 (34:07):
Did anybody else hear that.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Bang bang on the door?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
No, no, no, listen, Derek is again.
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Bang bang bang on the door.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Baby.
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Now don't you who you tell me you didn't hear
it that time?
Speaker 10 (34:23):
Stang bang bang on the door.
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Baby.
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Oh look it's the US money bang bang.
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Bang on the door. Baby, Bang bang bang.
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On the door, Baby, bang bang.
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They're at the door, baby, bang bang. Don't right down side?
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You are soul mustard?
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Shut shut so baby?
Speaker 5 (35:02):
When so baby?
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That's when it's that.
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Then you didn't.
Speaker 21 (35:09):
Huggin No no, rubbin not the lord.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio coming
on about twenty minutes his own track with Doug Rice.
Doug will be hitting North Wilkesboro Motor Speedway this weekend.
Side of the NASCAR All Star Race. All right, there
ain't gonna pu dug it right now, it's time to axite.
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Oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (36:09):
I know what's up? Yall food in here?
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Trying to carr out.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
I'm trying to do my fitting.
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Day.
Speaker 19 (36:14):
Can't go see if you can find that boy for me?
He's going there climbing around on something like she the
monkey bars or something. When I come to axe ache
the man.
Speaker 10 (36:24):
With all the fun one one.
Speaker 19 (36:26):
You need to handle all them what you're gonna call
intro spessional relationship. Now that that dick did the ache
that me, I need to get some four to one
one on how to get involved with a good looking woman.
I wake two jobs, which makes it seem next to
impossible to find time to look for a woman. Now,
when I was in high.
Speaker 10 (36:46):
School, it was easy for me.
Speaker 19 (36:48):
Now a few years after, I'm having the hardest time
trying to hook up with a woman.
Speaker 10 (36:53):
I'm sure, man, your expertise can help out.
Speaker 19 (36:57):
He punching the right button? Does you have advice for me?
Is how I can find someone?
Speaker 10 (37:02):
Is that any hope for me?
Speaker 19 (37:03):
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have the benefeatures of being a living legend of love
like I he own self, women's ain't never too hard
to come by, even for dudes like you. And while
it's never easy to find that certain woman, it is
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certain you can find an easy woman.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Let me preach on it now. You say you had no.
Speaker 19 (37:32):
Trouble getting hook up when you was in high school, Dude,
nobody did well with all them moons floating around all
over the place. Then what you call hormones and sonny
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up the air, you get the hook up just sitting
in detention.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Ask me how I know.
Speaker 19 (37:57):
But nowadays you're so busy working two job you ain't
got time to look for a woman. Two jobs. Brother,
They ain't no sense of you doing everything? What is
you Jamaican? You trying to tell like I ain't no
women's working where you working?
Speaker 10 (38:16):
What you're doing?
Speaker 19 (38:16):
Man, working in the church like one of them mona
statue ass with all them monkeys chat all over the place, man,
these women everywhere, And by working two jobs, you should
be doubling your chances. My brother, not no now now now,
hopefully you is working a night job. Now see this
makes it a whole lot easier to work in some
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the hottest, most freakiest women's on the planet wakes at night.
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They like erase a wild lover, Huchi, Mama, vampires. Man
is everywhere. This is especially true in warehouses, whole houses,
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is hot, some is not.
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So.
Speaker 19 (39:02):
Getting busy after doc or not urinely in scient terrific terms,
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Your animal urgeres. If your hole don't win place old
show you did.
Speaker 19 (39:20):
If all else fails, my brother, you get you a
job in one of them high end shoe store. You'll
five twenty five look on women, hone your skills as
a player. And if them low down skaggies give you
that trifling attitude, at least you'll be in the right
place to offer them that two for one foot in
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Women are soft.
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Now diverse stor this had it going old man all
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Speaker 9 (43:00):
I got work
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
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There're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
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Rock them ball sean handiy neil board. They're snow on
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the roof. They had a fire in the party. It's
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Talking little upping on them. It is Thursday morning. The
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chip cooking. There's a chocolate chip no, wild there's National
Nylon Smoking Stocking Day. I don't know how they do
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it in Graham Sailors.
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You know that was rope. Yeah, another punchline. He can't deliver.
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You wear that.
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John Boy Sparkya goes the.
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Let me talk you was a girl friend never mind
in the SATs Man not long socking.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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I don't want to swig.
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You got to depend on the kids and get your clothes. Wah,
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of his teeth. He did not eat it, that was reported.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He was hospitalized in La where surgeons removed the cap
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One of what made you throw up if you smoked?
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It was like.
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That.
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I mean I never I didn't cute, but I just
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Shot.
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is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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John Milly, y'all, Max, Hey, Max, I hear y'all got
these boys on the show. What was that lace? Rob
Becker got that Roadway show? Yeah? Me, Ben, cavemen all?
I had everybody making the whole whole professions out of
the difference between men and women, all them stupid books
and lectures comedians. I guess it can be fun. But
(10:01):
I tell you, Rob, I listen to you now. I'm
kind of with you on that caveman deal. Because if
my whole life consists of how that I can better
get along with my wife, take a club and beat
me with it.
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Now, I'm gonna break it down.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
For you, women and me, and this is going to
be a service to you as well. I got twenty
five things women that we men want you to know.
Learn these just twenty five things, and you'll understand us.
Everything will be all right. We can live happily ever after.
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Okay, right.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Number one, Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up,
don't come tell us about it. Cut hit down yourself.
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make us guess. We hate that. Number four. If you
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an answer you don't want to hear. Number five. Sometimes
we're not thinking about you. You must learn to live
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Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different,
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it's just like every other cat. Number eight. Dogs are
better than any cats.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Period number nine.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Sunday equal sports. Number ten. Shopping is not everybody's idea
of a good time. Number eleven. Anything you wear is
fine really. Number twelve you have enough clothes. Number thirteen
you have too many shoes. Number fourteen. Crying is blackmail.
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Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it. Number fifteen Your brother is an idiot. And
number sixteen ask what ask for what? Number sixteen This
is for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Number seventeen. No,
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we don't know what day it is. We never will
mark anniversaries. Number eighteen. Share the bathroom. Number eighteen, share
the closet. Number twenty Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Number twenty one A headache that lasts for seventeen months
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is a problem see a doctor. Number twenty two nothing
says I love you like sex in the morning. Number
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BOYD did that do it?
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Ye?
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Bye?
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John boy Millicky.
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I have a nice.
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Day, John BOYA and.
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Billy, a woman thick and a car that's like a
pig trying to read.
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Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio Thursday morning, May fifteenth. Let's turn
it over to mister Rhubarb.
Speaker 12 (13:39):
Thank you give me a beat. Hello Americans, this is
your creepy old pal, mister rubarb, hey who wrote my intro.
I'll tell you this is carpooled university. Everything you need
to know about an important subject in less time than
it takes for mom or dad to drop you off
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in the car lay at school. That's the plan. Today's
subject is economics. Economics is a study of how people
make money to buy the things they need. It's a
very complicated subject, but lucky for you, there's a simple
way to explain it all using two cows as an example.
(14:21):
In America, our system of economics is called capitalism. Here's
how it works. You live on a farm. You have
two cows. You milk the cows, sell the milk, and
use the money to buy food for your cows. Simple, right, Well,
economics is different in other parts of the world. Some
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countries use socialism to run the farm, and socialists don't
get ahead of it. In socialism, you have two cows.
The government takes one of your cows away from you
and gives it to your neighbor so he can have
milk too. It's a special kind of socialism called communism.
(15:04):
That's where you have two cows. The government takes both
of them and gives you and your neighbor just enough
milk to keep you alive. Now, there's a really weird
kind of communism in a place called North Korea. Here's
how it works. You have two cows. One of them
starves to death. The government takes the other one and
(15:25):
keeps all the milk.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
If you complain, a.
Speaker 12 (15:28):
Kid with a weird haircut poisons you to death at
the airport. There are different kinds of capitalism too, like
capitalism in Italy. That's where you have two cows. The
government shoots one, who milks the other one, and throws
all the milk away. Here's how capitalism works in France.
(15:49):
You have two cows, You go out and block the
highway because you think you should have three cows. All
of a sudden, a goat runs into the barn and explodes.
Everybody puts a picture of a sad cow at the
top of their Facebook pase we all feel better, although
nobody really does anything about all the goats.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hanging around the bar.
Speaker 12 (16:12):
Now there's a fairly new one called Chinese capitalism. You
have two cows, You have a bunch of six year
old kids milking them. You can sell your milk for
half as much as everybody else charges, so everybody stops
milking their own cows and starts buying cheap milk from you.
If anybody starts asking questions about all the six year
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old kids, you have him shot. And the very latest
kind of capitalism is California capitalism. You come up with
a new iPhone app that milks cows. You borrow money
from a rich guy and buy two cows. One of
them turns out to be a horse. But the horse
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says he identifies as a cow. So you make all
the cows and horse has used the same stalls. You
really don't get a whole lot of milking done, but
everybody seems really happy that horses can be caps too.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Thankfully, Mom or Dad just pulled up to the carpool lag.
So that's it for this edition of Carpool University, till
next time. This is mister Rubarb saying. This is mister Rubarb. See,
you wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Be good morning.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
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I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boyd and Billy and that
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I've figured out what John boy had a hard time
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I ain't gotten the gage.
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Early Thursday,
May the fifteen, that was on this day. In nineteen
seventy eight, Counquer singer Will and Nelson released Starredust, an
album of pop songs. Of course, not all of them
were big hits.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I woke up.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Still not dead again today. Some old Facebook rumors said.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
Eye passed away, but I just turned eady seven, and
I'm mighty proud to say I woke up still not
dead again today.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
I woke up still not.
Speaker 8 (19:26):
Dead again today, which is crazy when you're living this away.
Last night I watched Netflix smoked Big Old Jane.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
And I woke up still not dead again.
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Today.
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I bought a new computer.
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I've been learning how to zoom, say how they to
my rady friends, and never leave the room. This old
dog is learning new tricks every day.
Speaker 15 (19:57):
And I woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I woke up still not dead again.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Today.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
The TV says the world's in this arrange.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
I'm still in the game because I'm still around to play.
And I woke up still not dead again today. I
got underlying conditions from my head down to my toes.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Right now, I can't do concerts calls. The concert calls are.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Closed, but I still got some music left to play
because I.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Me and old Keith Richards, we ain't never heard going
on the wing. Now old up still knocked tad him today,
break me off, piece of that kid cut.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Ball, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. All right,
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Man.
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We got to look at that tape and say we
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Hello fellow Americans. Bill Silver's here, ready, willing and able
to pester, vex, harass, mock ridicule. This is a long list,
but you get the idea.
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It's all about.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
Sticking it to the current liberal clown show in Washington
and the Knight of Trump's addressed to Congress. The big
top was full from that old bag with a blue
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up in the gingerbread house, to the Geico caveman who
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Room for being a complete and utter tool.
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And if that wasn't bad enough, all of them showed
their complete disdain and disrespect for a thirteen year old
African American boy who beat cancer.
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Let's say it altogether racist.
Speaker 16 (22:35):
Yes, the Democrats, they had every opportunity to start turning
things around. They dumped Grandpa Munster and Winebox Betty and
got soundly beaten. Anyone else would have examined why they
lost and why smart people were abandoning the party button. No,
they keep doing what they got spanked so badly last
November four. Now, I'm not the one to try to
help the dumb dumbs in opposition, but this is all
(22:57):
about messaging. You need your own version of MAGA, something
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Democrat Party. Number ten, My transgender son can beat your daughter.
Number nine. We are CNN. Number eight, Join the moral
low Ground. Number seven, war Huh, what is it good for?
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Money laundering?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Say it again?
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Number six, the home of the Whopper.
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Number five, the DNC where intelligence is a spectator sport.
Number four. We don't know what a woman is? Number three.
We're the mean kids from Willie Wonka. Number two give
us another chance. The dumbass is gone, and the number
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one new slogan for the Democrat Party is DNCDA.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Okay, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. All review yesterday's question.
We found out that this celebrity holds the record for
appearing the most times on the cover of People magazine.
Who's Princess Diana? Princess Diana fifty nine times? By the way,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. At last count. The National Historical
(24:50):
Society reported that there are oney thirteen places in America,
claiming that this famous American once slept there. Who is
Kim Kardashian?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They might be right?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What y'all got? One eight hundred big show you told
free line. We go to wegether winner. We play John
Boyd Jeopardy Next Good Thursday Morning, Big Show's Holo Radio.
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What I feature track from the Big Show bit Box,
Mad Max Patoes, Fish Phil Payne campaign. There's her key
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dot comy Right now, let's play Yeahs live across America.
It's John Boyd w W and now your host.
Speaker 12 (25:59):
His name.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Mark's a room at Ashville's.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Grove Park in but not just for sleeping there.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
He still holds the.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
World record for largest room service mill. John Boyd as
a Hey the Jimmy out of Milton, Florida. Good morning Jimmy,
Hey Buddy? Hey am I sweet? At the Group Park again?
I weren't my name still up there? To put? It
(26:26):
was right beside Dean Smith's famous basketball coach University of
North Carolina. Me and Lunis from Mcgloylis Louis Louis mccloyn
from the mcgloyin theater named after him, and Charlotte. I
think I was just taped up there. I don't think
it was.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Fault.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Hey Jimmy, how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
All right?
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Man?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well you got the first shot at John Boyjemeny this morning.
Let's get back to you. So last count, the National
Historical Society reported there are one thy thirteen places in
America claiming that this famous American once slept there.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
What's you thinking, Jimmy, I think Jimmy, Elvis Presley?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Elvis Presley? Sure was Elvis.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
About that?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We're just talking about Elvis. Well, Jimmy, we appreciate you
playing body. You try again sometime. All right, all right, body,
let's go to Willy and Williamson, North Carolina. Good morning, Willie. Hey,
how's it going?
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Body going?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Good?
Speaker 11 (27:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
And you were up for your shot at John boyd jobbery.
What famous American were looking forward? Will it.
Speaker 13 (27:50):
Take a while?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Guess?
Speaker 13 (27:51):
Say George Washington?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That might be a goodness it George jes So George
won't one with all him kids? That was Ben Franklin,
wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, George was very popular though, first President Willie, congratulations
of you, buddy. We're sending you big old batch a
happy herd over to Williamston.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, appreciate it, You got it, buddy, Hang on
for Jack bottom of the.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Hours on top of your news. Got something special that
our special ot on the other side.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for
your Thursday, May fifteenth. It was on this day No. Six.
A judge formerly charges Saddam Hussein with crimes against humanity.
He refuses when her plea, insisting he was still Iraq's president.
The judge had no jurisdiction to charge him, but he
was found guilty and sent usd to death by hanging.
(29:37):
You know, I'm meant to tell y'all, I've got some
marble from Saddam's palaces that these specalumps were chasing him down.
Remember when they corner pulled him out of that hole
in the ground. Yeah, when they found this far enough
man and they came across Saddam's place, he used to
(29:58):
get jiggy with it. Understand it was yes, Sir Dam's
love shock Roder's hung.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
About it like the head here goes.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
If you see a faded sign by the side of.
Speaker 17 (30:18):
The road that say it's fifteen miles.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
To the shack, racky, look as.
Speaker 17 (30:39):
Yet, I got me a hot tubby said, figures away
and the head and one down to the love shack.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
I got that goozzy.
Speaker 17 (30:53):
It seats about twenty, so hurry.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Up and bring that hot new honey.
Speaker 10 (31:00):
The little of placement.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
Yes, yes, love, shack baby.
Speaker 18 (31:10):
Love, shack baby, shack un shot shot, shot, shot, shot.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Shot.
Speaker 17 (31:27):
Sign says stay away, fools, Saddam rules the love of
shot right.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Smack in the middle of my rack.
Speaker 19 (31:36):
It's a funky old shack and your.
Speaker 20 (31:38):
Better stay back sold you're down the front. How Siger's
in the driveway.
Speaker 11 (31:48):
This in the backyard.
Speaker 20 (31:51):
She's in a hot shot, a place where we get shack.
Speaker 18 (32:07):
Hello, shack baby.
Speaker 17 (32:09):
Sho freaking and rubbing dad. He needs some loving right
next to nothing because it's hot as an oven. The
full shock chimmy, the full shack chimmy. The full shot
(32:31):
jimmy is when cluster bomb starts upping around, then.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
The brown, then the brown.
Speaker 17 (32:39):
Every folks lighting up outside just to get.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Down freaking in the shack.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Shink.
Speaker 18 (32:51):
Yeah, hey girl, we got it going on with your
finding stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I mean you are thick.
Speaker 10 (32:56):
Oh so dum it's so crazyday.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Heat in my card, he.
Speaker 11 (33:01):
Did, he did my card details. Listen to you hopped
in my hoptop.
Speaker 17 (33:07):
It's as big as a well and it's about to
say say I got a jack fozy it's it's about
twenty so come on and bring that hot new bubby.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 17 (33:29):
Shut love shot baby, sh.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Sure, that's why it's up.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Hey girl, who do you like better? Oo day or khuse?
Speaker 11 (33:51):
I like the daddy?
Speaker 10 (33:52):
No you did the dom he fine?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Yeah he old yo.
Speaker 11 (33:58):
You need a cord war me too. I feel right back.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
Bang bang on the door.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Hey.
Speaker 11 (34:07):
Did anybody else hear that.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Bang bang on the door?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
No, no, no, listen, Derek is again.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
Bang bang bang on the door.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Baby.
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Now don't you who you tell me you didn't hear
it that time?
Speaker 10 (34:23):
Stang bang bang on the door.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Baby.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
Oh look it's the US money bang bang.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Bang on the door. Baby, Bang bang bang.
Speaker 20 (34:36):
On the door, Baby, bang bang.
Speaker 11 (34:39):
They're at the door, baby, bang bang. Don't right down side?
There's nobody bag he s domday what.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
You are soul mustard?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Shut shut so baby?
Speaker 5 (35:02):
When so baby?
Speaker 21 (35:05):
That's when it's that.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Then you didn't.
Speaker 21 (35:09):
Huggin No no, rubbin not the lord.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio coming
on about twenty minutes his own track with Doug Rice.
Doug will be hitting North Wilkesboro Motor Speedway this weekend.
Side of the NASCAR All Star Race. All right, there
ain't gonna pu dug it right now, it's time to axite.
Speaker 10 (36:05):
Oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (36:09):
I know what's up? Yall food in here?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Trying to carr out.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
I'm trying to do my fitting.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Day.
Speaker 19 (36:14):
Can't go see if you can find that boy for me?
He's going there climbing around on something like she the
monkey bars or something. When I come to axe ache
the man.
Speaker 10 (36:24):
With all the fun one one.
Speaker 19 (36:26):
You need to handle all them what you're gonna call
intro spessional relationship. Now that that dick did the ache
that me, I need to get some four to one
one on how to get involved with a good looking woman.
I wake two jobs, which makes it seem next to
impossible to find time to look for a woman. Now,
when I was in high.
Speaker 10 (36:46):
School, it was easy for me.
Speaker 19 (36:48):
Now a few years after, I'm having the hardest time
trying to hook up with a woman.
Speaker 10 (36:53):
I'm sure, man, your expertise can help out.
Speaker 19 (36:57):
He punching the right button? Does you have advice for me?
Is how I can find someone?
Speaker 10 (37:02):
Is that any hope for me?
Speaker 19 (37:03):
Sincere that Adam wayfo de brother Adam. Although you don't
have the benefeatures of being a living legend of love
like I he own self, women's ain't never too hard
to come by, even for dudes like you. And while
it's never easy to find that certain woman, it is
(37:24):
certain you can find an easy woman.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Let me preach on it now. You say you had no.
Speaker 19 (37:32):
Trouble getting hook up when you was in high school, Dude,
nobody did well with all them moons floating around all
over the place. Then what you call hormones and sonny
and hrymones and testaverdian moons. Man, all that love sticking
up the air, you get the hook up just sitting
in detention.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Ask me how I know.
Speaker 19 (37:57):
But nowadays you're so busy working two job you ain't
got time to look for a woman. Two jobs. Brother,
They ain't no sense of you doing everything? What is
you Jamaican? You trying to tell like I ain't no
women's working where you working?
Speaker 10 (38:16):
What you're doing?
Speaker 19 (38:16):
Man, working in the church like one of them mona
statue ass with all them monkeys chat all over the place, man,
these women everywhere, And by working two jobs, you should
be doubling your chances. My brother, not no now now now,
hopefully you is working a night job. Now see this
makes it a whole lot easier to work in some
hacky package. On the bosses package, you see some of
(38:41):
the hottest, most freakiest women's on the planet wakes at night.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
They like erase a wild lover, Huchi, Mama, vampires. Man
is everywhere. This is especially true in warehouses, whole houses,
and all that pancake house. And while it's true some
is hot, some is not.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
So.
Speaker 19 (39:02):
Getting busy after doc or not urinely in scient terrific terms,
makes it a whole lot easier to satisfy.
Speaker 10 (39:12):
Your animal urgeres. If your hole don't win place old
show you did.
Speaker 19 (39:20):
If all else fails, my brother, you get you a
job in one of them high end shoe store. You'll
five twenty five look on women, hone your skills as
a player. And if them low down skaggies give you
that trifling attitude, at least you'll be in the right
place to offer them that two for one foot in
booty sale.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
This is right, he said, ef you want to axike
mail to axy like Big show bio box one nine
one one one. Charlotte didn't see two eight two one
nine email anybody me at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 22 (40:07):
Hang on, all right, listen to you, morg it's time
to button your yapp say, I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns, John Boyne Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous. Hey,
he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Good morning, It's a Big Show on the radio. A
week away from tomorrow day. Man, I'm sure I'm glad.
I ain't gonna flying nowhere. You're flying somewhere tape.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Nope, I know.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Jackie's answer rains, I know you ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Nope, my house, I don't have to fly.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That's wow.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
They're finally gonna redo the whole deal traffic traffic control
here and maybe taking like three or four years to
get it all dumb, but man, you got.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
To do that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
The most frightening part of that release was they said
they were gonna put some air traffic controllers through the
express training. Look, thank you a bunch of mes chill up,
fake out, well something, because like it was on this
date in nineteen thirty that the world's first stewardesses took
(41:47):
off on a United Airlines flight from Oakland, California, to
shy And, Wyoming. So this was nineteen thirty. So in
those days stewardesses was there their flight attendant.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Now can you spend not call them? Our nurse can
tell you about that hardway?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Well it was so in those days they were required
to be registered nurses. See I was right, you getting
mad at me? Hey know your history. Uh So, anyway,
on our first flight, Nurse Ellen Church serve chicken, fruit,
salad and rolls. But it wasn't all glamour. In addition
to the nursing and serving duties, Church was trained to
(42:28):
fly the plane in case of emergency, had the ticket
passengers load, unload the luggage, sweep out the plane after
a flight, fill them with gas, and then helped push
the planes back out onto the runways.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
See that's what we've done. We've taken all that away.
Women are soft.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Now diverse stor this had it going old man all
while in that pencil skirt and ruby red lips box.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
I got work
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