May 28, 2025 • 36 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has her latest edition of TaterTainment News.. - We’ve give Hayseed Dixie’s BBQ Song a spin.. - Astronerd has more of his relationship jokes.. - Mark Packard checks in with a pretty major announcement - and an update on college sports.. - Lipless says he needs work - at least we think that’s what he said.. - and Gary Busey floats an idea for a musical base on the movie, Jaws…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen to you, morg it's time to button
your yap.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Call all right, welcome to Wednesday, May twenty eight, twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Thirty days had September able joined ane abumb thirty one
days in this month of May, so we'll enjoy three
more beret in June.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Am I all right here in this milly morning.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, celebrating grilling season. Tell you about this week John
Moebilly grilling sauce.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
The sauce is in the food line store where he's
winning a barbecue back hashtag grilling with the legends. Put
the John Moybilly grilling sauce. We'll go on a Facebook
phase for that too.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Swall so gt that Okay, it's National brisket Day.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
How about that? Oh Marty Moraan Mars and Daddy he
had the recipe.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
He was risk if man, am my brother still trying
to nail it down.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You can truly say his recipe has been often imitated,
but never duplicas.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
The truth.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
What that was a patient. That was the most patience
I ever saw my dad have. Was to go the
thirteen hours or whatever it took to smoke that brisket.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
One brisket, always looking for when you give us a
heads up.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
You're welcome. He loved it, I have to tell you, guys,
he really did. He loved that. In his retirement he
would he would bring in a couple of briskets for
the guys, one whole, one for Eddie to take home,
and then he'd sit in during the show and he
just loved it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So thank you for he knew what it was doing.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
There's no way that I was going to let Marcy
the intern go, was going to have to give her
a job. Calls would miss out on the brisket.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
From then on, work smarter, not harder.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
That was the National Beef Burger Day. So what a
burger made a beef?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh my these days?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Okay, National Senior Health and Fitness Day, so you seniors
in high school or college.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Get in those classes before you graduate.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
National Flip Flop Day is flip flop time.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
I cannot wear flip flop. I'm just gonna say it
right there. I can't scrunch my toes that much to
hold on a sandal.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You might have a big, too big a space between
your I don't like it toes.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Do your feet look like your spock giving.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
The no, I don't think my toes are long enough
to you know, to tal and walk that thing all
right now?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
If you all got any orthopedic flip flops that tighter.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Could everybody's like, oh, do a slide.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm like, we got three days in this are saved up.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Those will be very important us where we'll get our categories,
we'll get our first prize pack out, and we'll get
that winning beginning. Yeah, big shows on a radio. Good morning,
Big shows on a radio. First prize pack. My friends
from LS Tractor got a cool swag pack including hat,
stainless steel insulated tumbler, and a nice key chain for you.
(03:55):
Go to LS Tractor USA dot com and find you
local dealer, but you LS Tractor key on that key chain.
You learn why customers start blue and stay blue. Three
dates in history where working our categories made twenty eighth
oh two John and Margaret Majerat of Floyd, Iowa, revealed
they had a pet Buzzard. Oh, buzz sat on the
(04:17):
window box each morning, waiting for him to come out,
then following them everywhere and buzz really like hamburger.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
How about that in a space Burger day?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
All right, buzzers. I told you all about the buzzers
that the laid some I mean hat, some eggs and
a little white. The little buzzers are white when they're
little chicks and they're pretty cute.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh yeah, they grew up. No, don't want to do no.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
I just remember that curtsoon. I know you were like,
what is she doing?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And you can smell them a mile away?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Yeah, a little around dead.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Up to twenty eighteen, Coca Cola lost his first alcoholic
drink called Lemon Do you never heard of it?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It was sold on the island of Kushi, Japan. That
explains it all right.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Finally, twenty nineteen, Johnson and Johnson went on trial in Oklahoma,
accused of deceptively marketing painkillers and downplaying risk of addiction.
They were accused of helping her create the opioid epidemic. Now,
this was the first of two thousand cases against US
pharmaceutical companies.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I think they settled a whole bunch of money out
of that.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh yeah, we went to the States.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well there's the three categories. That'll do one eight hundred.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Big Show, he told free Line, come on, play out
birds next. Good morning, that's a big show on the
(06:12):
radio for you. Wednesday, May twenty eighth, and our featured
track from The Big Show bed Box an entry into
the diary of Gary Busey entitled Jawles the Musical The
words Jarles hit the bed Box at the Big Show
dot com.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Shon, Boys and Billy.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
He gave the prizes from the.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Big Prize be let's go, he contested number one. This
should be a lot of funks. You're playing Upburst. Have
a hurry up and guest, time you love the best
time you love a big shots.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Let's say to John from Greenwood, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Good for to John.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Good morning then John, man, were all good, welcome in
here amongst us.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You think you are wake enough to win your big
old prize package here?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
John?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah man, all right, well let's do.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
It then, in five seconds. Give us three things buzzards
eat ready.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Go hamburger, rabbit and lizards buffet, buzzard buffet, All right, John,
Three Coca cola drinks ready, go.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
For coke back coke and coke zero go zero gone.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
And for the wind.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Three painkillers ready, go.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Biking, vicading morphine, and i'd be proofing.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There is God woman. Now let's talktor Poppy none you
hang on, Jack can hook you up.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I appreciate it. Y'all have a great day, and I
love what y'all do.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
All right, brother, thank you so much. I ain't right there.
Why the one the guy wear top of your news right.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Now, I'm on the very on the other side, he'll.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Be all hang on, good morning. That's a big seawan
(09:05):
Al radio. And it is grilling season. There's little job
one better grilling sauce at your local food lunch or
in the sauce isle. Hashtag grilling with the legends to
take Fisher's what you're grilling? Hashtagg it right there here
the toss of the John Boye and Billy Grilling Sauce
Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
All right, good, We're ready and out at hay Cy Dixie.
How about a little grilling tune of wake us up
this morning.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Ain't it boys?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Barbecue?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Barbecue? That raint nothing revenue.
Speaker 11 (09:38):
Lay around here in the paper.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
You you ain't your barbecue.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Pulling the hor lord making bacon. Want to see your
pot and marketing.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Up when it's got your grilling sauce up with my
pasty sauce, get firmed your boni's the rips ow baper.
You can lay that sauce and chinewn I watch you
got it up? Said yeah, barbecue in your pure that
ain't nothing not revenue. You lay right here in the baby.
Speaker 9 (10:01):
You ain't your barbecue.
Speaker 11 (10:03):
A'll testified the next sens when that drilling sauces as
dripping out of your fingers, dripping off your dripping off
of Mike's hand and we get that big old smooth
and it drilling something that.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
We get a lot like howd of new buy water?
Speaker 11 (10:16):
I said, box barbecue, have I ain't nothing not read
any lay right here in the baby.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
You and he take.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Barbecue cod boy and Billy is grilling sauce.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah, good morning, Big Shaw's on the radio. Well, it's
(10:55):
always an honor to have our next guest in the studio.
Not only is he a knight. He's also a living
legend of the silver screen. Let's welcome back, Sir Alan.
Swash stand fast, lads, let them bring the battle to us.
Swords and muskets at the ready. Don't fire till you'll
see the whites of their pimples, Sir Alan, Lads, these
(11:19):
pimples speak.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Let's silence that time, Sir Alan's John boyd talk.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
Now they've used some sort of black magic.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Tatan.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You went to some sort of talking postume. Oh no,
you're you're on the big show, Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Dear John boy Yes, yes, I apologize. I was reliving
one of my finest moments as Captain Clarence Clarasil in
Pimple Pirates of Zotopa.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well almost, I must have missed that one.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
It was a real experience.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
The director was one of those method types. He only
hired actors who had serious acne. After a particular a
powerful scene, I slapped one of my co stars on
the back and congratulations.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well that was a nice gest.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It would have been if I'd.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Noticed his back was replete with hundreds of carbuncles. It
was like someone blew up a tapioca pudding factory.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yuck.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Double yuck. We were all waiting in line for lunch. Well,
did you ever have trouble with pimples? Alas, Yes, even
I had to deal with blemishes as a young man.
It got so bad when I go to the library
blind men tried to read my face and the other
children were unkind as most are. If I fell asleep
(12:38):
in class, they took turns playing Connect the dots. It
got so bad, in fact that well, I don't know
how to put this delicately. I even had pimples on
my number.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Two dimples on your duty, may what did you do?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I had to find a specialist. Of course, that day
goes by. I don't thank doctor pimple pooper. Yes, acne
made puberty a living hell for me.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
That was a long three years.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
I was never happier than when I turned nine nine.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I matured early.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Just ask my nannies, for You've always have a story
for every occasion.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
It's a gift.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Now, if you'll excuse me, signor Bomberchelly is taking me
for my weekly facial apricots, scrub exfoliated coconut cucumber around
my eyes, topical botox for my lips and eyebrows, manscape.
Well getting a manny penny with that, Dear God, No,
I'm not a flamer, and now I must ad your farewell.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Dear heart, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's
greatest actor.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
Goddamn.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Star.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goula. You're listening to the pride of
the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
The Big Show.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Some enchanted money.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
You may hear the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Where's my big bag?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Good morning, It's Big Show on the radio. It is
Guillen season.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You can get you some John Boy and Billy grilling sauce.
Your little food line so on the sauce said, show
us what you're grilling, your best grilled pictures.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
John Boy and Billy is grilling sauce using hashtag grilling
with the legends for a chance to win a barbecue.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Get back you got that? See if thos right there?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Okay, you have so much stored away, I have to
say I have to leave the cork out over the weekend.
Backing up on you, there's enough time, Tater Taman news
in minutes.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Big Show rolls on. Come on, man, he can play time.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You won't to next contest? John Boy Gemanya. Look, I'm
talking to my bumper music.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Okay, as long as you're not talking back, John Boy
Jemany after the report.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Okay, I'm sorry. Sure, I'll look up. I look like
we're ready. Let's play Tayter tap. I mean, let's talk
to Marshy.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
It feels like a game for my life every time
I do this. Perfect look over to the box office
real quick, since I missed it after the Memorial Day
the Memorial weekend box office coming in number one was
Leelo and Stick. Yes, it beat out Mission Impossible. The
final Reckoning that came in second Plance Anything was and Neck.
(17:08):
You may think No, Leelo and Stitch brought in one
hundred and eighty three million dollars. Tom Cruise brought in
seventy seven million, and it is number eight in the franchise.
We were kind of stuck on five. There were three
from what we thought about. Yeah, so there was eight
h Final Destination Bloodlines came in third place, Thunderbolts in fourth,
(17:32):
and Sinners stayed.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
In the top five. So the last Mission Impossible movie
was Dead Reckoning in twenty three.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
There you go in this mission.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Impossibly the final reckoning in twenty five, so they'll come
up with another reckoning.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah, so either he's done or the reckonings are done.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Now reckoning, we will kill Leelo and stitch you reckon.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
We have to pay respects to us. Some celebrities that
we've lost. George went I failed to mention him. This
norm passed away and also Duck Dynasty's patriarch, Phil Robertson
passed away. According to TMZ. His family posted on their
Facebook page saying that Phil was a man of a
God who always tries to remind people that death only
meant returning to God's kingdom. His family revealed that he
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was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease back in December, so that
is what he passed. From Jordan Hudson another day, another story.
Who's Jordan Hudson. Do you remember Bill Belichick's girlfriend? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, she sounds like a guy from name, well.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Spelt like a girl.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Oh would.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Well, she's trying to worm her way in somewhere again.
A new report says that she is gunning for a
spot in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Apparently she was
seen hobnobbing last week at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swimsuit
Swimsuit party at the hard Rock Hotel in New York,
trying to get close to the magazine execs. And also
it's also been rumored that the coach for Carolina has
(18:58):
reportedly gotten another echimment meant engaged. Yes, he reports just
saying that Jordan has told at least one person know
that they're getting hitched. So the news comes a few
weeks after The New York Post reported that she's been
wearing a huge diamond yes on that finger less than
two weeks since Bill attended the Miss Maine USA pageant,
(19:18):
where she came in third. Everyone at UNC has insisted
that Jordan is not a distraction for Bill, but if
this engagement is for real, we'll see how the planning
of the wedding goes for.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
She's a distraction for me.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Well, you know, as you may or may not know,
Bill got a lot of people buzzing when he gave
his boat a makeover. He renamed his boat one plus
eight rings and he didn't roam a numerals, So as
you know, he has eight Super Bowl rings. What in
the world the next ring bait. People are speculating that
he means an engagement ring.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh nose.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Well, we were all worried about Taylor Swift and Lake Lively. Well,
it looks like Taylor is done getting dragged into the
Justin Baldoni Baldannie legal drama. They have dropped their subpoena
for her to be part of the proceedings.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Good, They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Yeah, it's gonna be okay. So over the weekend, the
American Music Awards hit the hit the airwaves. It's the
largest fan voted awards show. You did you note that?
So it was you know, created by Dick Clark. The
first American Music Awards were given out in nineteen seventy four.
(20:35):
So I can go over the list. Do you care?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Well? Artist of the Year went to Billie Eilish. Fan
voted Billie Eilish. A New Artist of the Year went
to Gracie Abrams and if you know her, she sounds
like Taylor Swift. Song of the Year went to Billy Eilish.
Spurds of a feather papers are stuck together. Favorite touring
Artists Billy Eilish, Favorite male pop artist Bruno Marsvorite Female
(21:00):
Pop Artists, Billy Eilish, Favorite Pop album, Billy Eilish Favorite
Pop song, Billy Favorite Male country artists went to post Malone,
post who went from pop to country, and favorite female.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Country artist Beyond Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
The Business.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Favorite country album, Favorite country song went to post Malone
and I'll stop you there. You don't have to worry
about anymore. They also want to let you know if
you had tickets to go see Billy Joel, he has
scrapped the rest of his shows. He's canceled it due
to a medical issue. Really, he was recently diagnosed with
(21:44):
normal pressural normal pressure hydrocephalus n p H. It's a
it's a condition where it involves problems with his hearing,
vision and balance.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Brain disorder. They're not quite sure how it forms, and.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
He was I'm so sorry to disappoint his audiences, but
he has to take care of his health. We got
stage falling off stage and stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
We had tickets to the Charlotte show and they've already
refunded them.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So he's done this year.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Yeah, done this year?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
All right, all right, Well, thank.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
You very much for that report. That very popular. We
got it all right, Well, let's get us a Leonard.
Let's play John Boydjeopardy Review yesterday's question. We found out
the term hell on wheels originated as a derogatory nickname
for a specific railroad cars that were created by the
Union Pacific Railroad and contained one of these saloon. And
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then we found out like the preacher would get some
Christians on the car and go before that, and that's
where the term holy rollers came from. All right, Today's
John Moore, Jeffardy. When this is inside of its original container,
it's a toasty one hundred and one degrees, but when
you take it out, you have to keep it below
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forty five degrees.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Oh, what is dog poop?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
What are you doing with your dog?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
That does make some sense, Staters, I do look at
it now, I don't know. She gets right upon it,
she fosters, she's okay to love your dog.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Just don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Well, what y'all got one? Ain't hundred big show? You
told free line.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
We play John Boyd everyday. Next Good Morning, It's a
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big show on the radio. Wednesday Home nay Man twenty
feature track from the Big Show, bit Box, The Diary
of Gary Busey, Jaws, The musical.
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Those are keywords, jawles.
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When you hit the bed box at the bigshow dot
com there right now, let's.
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Play yells live across America.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
It's tom Boy jumpany and now your host whenever we
take him out.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
He also requires a storage space that is kept below
forty five degrees.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
He is John Boy.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
I am.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I say, hey the Jamie out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Good morning, Jamie.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Jackie wrote it down right here for him. But Jamie,
how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Ah?
Speaker 13 (24:50):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
You do all right?
Speaker 10 (24:51):
Man?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Well you got first shot at John Boy jepary this morning.
So Jamie, when this is inside of its original container,
it's a toasty one hundred one degrees. Well, when you
take it out, you have to keep it below forty
five degrees.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
What's your thinking? I'm gonna say, cow's milk, cow's milk.
Let's see. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I was supposed to consult the survey show us cow's milk.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, that's it. Then let me know if you need
anything else.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Jamie, you did it, buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
You got the big old Lord Tigers swag pack headed
your way.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Hey hey, wait a minute, you take us a.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
Cow? Cow cow cow.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Milk. Thank you. I felt that character. Hey Jamie, you're
gonna hang on buddy and Jack can hook you up.
Thank you brother. All right, no one more here if
you'll get it.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Laugh you bustard, Why the money out wear on top
of your news right on the other.
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Side to give us some time. Capsule this Maid twenty eight.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
It was a laugh.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Niggas Alice want another laugh, Life of life.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
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Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Billa.
Speaker 15 (27:24):
This is a run dare jacket, bat bear and nobody
raven there for really, Honestlysten saying here, before you're going
to human broadcast this morning, I want to.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Tell your story.
Speaker 15 (27:34):
There was three Baptist preachers sitting around discussing the help
bats had gone up in their church.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
I'm boun an attic, and the person said, wow.
Speaker 15 (27:41):
When I tried to do to keep him out, I
put chicken wire over the holes when I was coming in.
But them bats took their little bat feet and pulled
the chicken wire off.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
And just went back and kept coming and going.
Speaker 15 (27:51):
I don't know what to do not The second preacher said, well,
what I did?
Speaker 9 (27:55):
I got me some bat traps, and I trapped.
Speaker 15 (27:58):
All in bats and I took him out in the
country and I.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Let them go.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
But the thing about it, they beat me back.
Speaker 15 (28:04):
By the time I got back to the church, the
bats was back in there, and they still I don't
know what to do.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
And the food preacher.
Speaker 15 (28:11):
Said, well, I tell you what I did. He said,
I went up there and baptized them. I ain't seen
them since.
Speaker 9 (28:19):
And I just can go off with headline.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (28:25):
I'm a short sweet just unlike your service job.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
I five what that low one too? All right?
Speaker 12 (28:32):
Good?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Say this morning? Hey, hey, I got one here.
Speaker 14 (28:34):
What does a tornado, a hurricane and a red deck divorce?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Half in cobbed we give up?
Speaker 14 (28:41):
Well, no matter which what happens, somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
I took off, took on Rayford up or went us
to the mountains there other wicked.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
I didn't tell you about that. Then we went up there.
Speaker 14 (28:55):
You know read just got finished with wife number six.
I heard about, yes, so we went up there. He
moved it to a place. We had a house warmed
party for Delbert's daddy. Yeah, we would have helped him
take the wheels off. He had a sun dial sitting
there at the front yard. Rayford to look at that thing.
He said, what's that? Said r Rayford, that's a sud
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dial right there. See, no matter where the sun is,
it cast a shadow on that, and the shadow poison.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
It tells you what time it is. And Rayford said,
what do they think of decks?
Speaker 7 (29:28):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Short and sweet.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
It's unfortunately got that funny out of here, boys, jun
Boy and Billy whoa.
Speaker 13 (29:38):
I feel good.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
Kind of knew that I would now I feel good.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I knew that I would now so good, so good?
I got you good morning, we'd yelled dumb right, good morning.
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That's to make shawn a radio.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Wednesday, May twenty and twenty twenty five, all right, were
right in farm and bringing me in hes Marvin Webster.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 16 (30:32):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Hey man?
Speaker 16 (30:34):
My mama called me Thursday night talking about Marvin. I'm
just calling because you ain't been over to see me
in a while. I said, I know, Mama, I've been
mean to get over there. I'm sorry. I've been kind
of busy at work. It just kind of fall through
the crack, you know how it is? She said, where
you better be glad you ain't fall through the crack
when I was bringing you up, you might have turned
into a crackhead. I always lay that guilt on you.
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I said, I'll tell you what, Mama, I'm sorry over
there this weekend sometimes, I promise, She said, bunch of
your kin folks coming over on Saturday morning. Once you
come see them. I say, okay, well that's perfect. What
time aver I gonna get there? She said, I don't
know long about the six fifteen. I'm like six fifteen.
Hold up, you ain't trying to trick me into working
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one of them Webster family yard sales. He said, well, yeah,
we have a little thing over here. We need some help,
and we could use some stuff to put in it too.
You got any old clothes of furniture that you're tired of?
I said, yeah, I got a lot of stuff I'm
tired of. Unfortunately I'm either wearing it or sitting on
it right now. You know how this is your family
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properately like this, all kinds of sisters and aunts and cousins.
One of them always fixing to have a yard sale.
And don't ask me why, cause they ain't never got
no good stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
To put in it.
Speaker 16 (31:52):
Last time my sister had a yard. Hell, here's what
she put out in the front yard. It was a
bean bag chair, had a big old hole in the
side of it, and a set of hot curlers. The
one't been sitting on the back of her commode since
about nineteen seventy five, you know what I mean. Lid
all melted on one end, about half the curlers going
out of it. And they always be like a big
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box of huge socks and women's drawls they trying to sell,
and three DOUBLEA batteries and half a pack of cigarette.
My family put stuff in the yard cell looked like
they was taking it to the curb to throw it away,
and only got halfway down the driveway, you know. And
they're always trying to get the men in the family
to come over and help out, like there's all kind
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of heavy lifting to do or something. My uncle Ray
is the only one. He's always in. He would show
up every time and he would stay all day long. See,
Ray is one of them dudes. He thinks the family
is just one good yard sail away from hitting it rich.
Everybody going retire.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He got to get in the game.
Speaker 16 (32:52):
Marvin. It's all about the Benjamin's. I'm like Benjamin, Who
have you seen what they're selling out here? Y'all be
lucky if you see Abraham Lincoln in the day's overwhere.
I don't know how Ray thinks he gonna get rich anyway.
What money they do make, they always give away. Or
this money ain't for me, We gonna give it to
the church building fund. Oh, they don't like to hear that.
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Don't tell me about no building fun. Y'all been going
that church for sixty five years. They ain't change nothing
but the light bull. I mean it ain't no doubt.
A Webster family yard sell is a painful way to
spend the day. So when Mama called me on Thursday,
I said, look here, Mama, you know I love you, right,
I come stay the whole day with you on Sunday.
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Just please don't make me what the yard says. You
wanna make some money for the church, find I bring
my check book with me. Whatever you make on the
yard sale, I'll match it. No, no, no, wait, I'll
double it. Mama says, you own, baby boy. So as
it turned out, I got out of Saturday, went to
see Mama on Sunday wrote a check so she could
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double up on the church bill and fun. It was
the best twelve dollars I ever spent in my life,
y'all think about it. I'm marbling with.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Good Morning. It's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 12 (34:13):
Helly you li Lindsay premise here and when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
That's who make Shaw On the radio. I might have
heard boy Brad Williams. Boy said roar, No, he's nothing.
He's not that way.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
He's a little person. He's a funny, little rascal.
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And Brad Williams is bringing his growth spurt tour the
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Wow, or you could just go to Brad Williams Comedy.
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Why don't we just call him on the phone like.
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Brad Williams comedy will work Ovens a beautiful room in Charlotte,
North Carolina. Yeah, Brad to whyn get your life, Good morning,
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Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen to you, morg it's time to button
your yap.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Call all right, welcome to Wednesday, May twenty eight, twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Thirty days had September able joined ane abumb thirty one
days in this month of May, so we'll enjoy three
more beret in June.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Am I all right here in this milly morning.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, celebrating grilling season. Tell you about this week John
Moebilly grilling sauce.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
The sauce is in the food line store where he's
winning a barbecue back hashtag grilling with the legends. Put
the John Moybilly grilling sauce. We'll go on a Facebook
phase for that too.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Swall so gt that Okay, it's National brisket Day.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
How about that? Oh Marty Moraan Mars and Daddy he
had the recipe.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
He was risk if man, am my brother still trying
to nail it down.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You can truly say his recipe has been often imitated,
but never duplicas.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
The truth.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
What that was a patient. That was the most patience
I ever saw my dad have. Was to go the
thirteen hours or whatever it took to smoke that brisket.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
One brisket, always looking for when you give us a
heads up.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
You're welcome. He loved it, I have to tell you, guys,
he really did. He loved that. In his retirement he
would he would bring in a couple of briskets for
the guys, one whole, one for Eddie to take home,
and then he'd sit in during the show and he
just loved it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So thank you for he knew what it was doing.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
There's no way that I was going to let Marcy
the intern go, was going to have to give her
a job. Calls would miss out on the brisket.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
From then on, work smarter, not harder.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
That was the National Beef Burger Day. So what a
burger made a beef?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh my these days?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Okay, National Senior Health and Fitness Day, so you seniors
in high school or college.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Get in those classes before you graduate.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
National Flip Flop Day is flip flop time.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
I cannot wear flip flop. I'm just gonna say it
right there. I can't scrunch my toes that much to
hold on a sandal.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You might have a big, too big a space between
your I don't like it toes.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Do your feet look like your spock giving.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
The no, I don't think my toes are long enough
to you know, to tal and walk that thing all
right now?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
If you all got any orthopedic flip flops that tighter.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Could everybody's like, oh, do a slide.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm like, we got three days in this are saved up.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Those will be very important us where we'll get our categories,
we'll get our first prize pack out, and we'll get
that winning beginning. Yeah, big shows on a radio. Good morning,
Big shows on a radio. First prize pack. My friends
from LS Tractor got a cool swag pack including hat,
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Go to LS Tractor USA dot com and find you
local dealer, but you LS Tractor key on that key chain.
You learn why customers start blue and stay blue. Three
dates in history where working our categories made twenty eighth
oh two John and Margaret Majerat of Floyd, Iowa, revealed
they had a pet Buzzard. Oh, buzz sat on the
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window box each morning, waiting for him to come out,
then following them everywhere and buzz really like hamburger.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
How about that in a space Burger day?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
All right, buzzers. I told you all about the buzzers
that the laid some I mean hat, some eggs and
a little white. The little buzzers are white when they're
little chicks and they're pretty cute.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh yeah, they grew up. No, don't want to do no.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
I just remember that curtsoon. I know you were like,
what is she doing?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And you can smell them a mile away?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Yeah, a little around dead.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Up to twenty eighteen, Coca Cola lost his first alcoholic
drink called Lemon Do you never heard of it?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It was sold on the island of Kushi, Japan. That
explains it all right.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Finally, twenty nineteen, Johnson and Johnson went on trial in Oklahoma,
accused of deceptively marketing painkillers and downplaying risk of addiction.
They were accused of helping her create the opioid epidemic. Now,
this was the first of two thousand cases against US
pharmaceutical companies.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I think they settled a whole bunch of money out
of that.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh yeah, we went to the States.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well there's the three categories. That'll do one eight hundred.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Big Show, he told free Line, come on, play out
birds next. Good morning, that's a big show on the
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radio for you. Wednesday, May twenty eighth, and our featured
track from The Big Show bed Box an entry into
the diary of Gary Busey entitled Jawles the Musical The
words Jarles hit the bed Box at the Big Show
dot com.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Shon, Boys and Billy.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
He gave the prizes from the.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Big Prize be let's go, he contested number one. This
should be a lot of funks. You're playing Upburst. Have
a hurry up and guest, time you love the best
time you love a big shots.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Let's say to John from Greenwood, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Good for to John.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Good morning then John, man, were all good, welcome in
here amongst us.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You think you are wake enough to win your big
old prize package here?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
John?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah man, all right, well let's do.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
It then, in five seconds. Give us three things buzzards
eat ready.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Go hamburger, rabbit and lizards buffet, buzzard buffet, All right, John,
Three Coca cola drinks ready, go.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
For coke back coke and coke zero go zero gone.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
And for the wind.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Three painkillers ready, go.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Biking, vicading morphine, and i'd be proofing.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There is God woman. Now let's talktor Poppy none you
hang on, Jack can hook you up.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I appreciate it. Y'all have a great day, and I
love what y'all do.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
All right, brother, thank you so much. I ain't right there.
Why the one the guy wear top of your news right.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Now, I'm on the very on the other side, he'll.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Be all hang on, good morning. That's a big seawan
(09:05):
Al radio. And it is grilling season. There's little job
one better grilling sauce at your local food lunch or
in the sauce isle. Hashtag grilling with the legends to
take Fisher's what you're grilling? Hashtagg it right there here
the toss of the John Boye and Billy Grilling Sauce
Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
All right, good, We're ready and out at hay Cy Dixie.
How about a little grilling tune of wake us up
this morning.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Ain't it boys?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Barbecue?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Barbecue? That raint nothing revenue.
Speaker 11 (09:38):
Lay around here in the paper.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
You you ain't your barbecue.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Pulling the hor lord making bacon. Want to see your
pot and marketing.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Up when it's got your grilling sauce up with my
pasty sauce, get firmed your boni's the rips ow baper.
You can lay that sauce and chinewn I watch you
got it up? Said yeah, barbecue in your pure that
ain't nothing not revenue. You lay right here in the baby.
Speaker 9 (10:01):
You ain't your barbecue.
Speaker 11 (10:03):
A'll testified the next sens when that drilling sauces as
dripping out of your fingers, dripping off your dripping off
of Mike's hand and we get that big old smooth
and it drilling something that.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
We get a lot like howd of new buy water?
Speaker 11 (10:16):
I said, box barbecue, have I ain't nothing not read
any lay right here in the baby.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
You and he take.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Barbecue cod boy and Billy is grilling sauce.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah, good morning, Big Shaw's on the radio. Well, it's
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always an honor to have our next guest in the studio.
Not only is he a knight. He's also a living
legend of the silver screen. Let's welcome back, Sir Alan.
Swash stand fast, lads, let them bring the battle to us.
Swords and muskets at the ready. Don't fire till you'll
see the whites of their pimples, Sir Alan, Lads, these
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pimples speak.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Let's silence that time, Sir Alan's John boyd talk.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
Now they've used some sort of black magic.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Tatan.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You went to some sort of talking postume. Oh no,
you're you're on the big show, Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Dear John boy Yes, yes, I apologize. I was reliving
one of my finest moments as Captain Clarence Clarasil in
Pimple Pirates of Zotopa.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well almost, I must have missed that one.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
It was a real experience.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
The director was one of those method types. He only
hired actors who had serious acne. After a particular a
powerful scene, I slapped one of my co stars on
the back and congratulations.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well that was a nice gest.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It would have been if I'd.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Noticed his back was replete with hundreds of carbuncles. It
was like someone blew up a tapioca pudding factory.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yuck.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Double yuck. We were all waiting in line for lunch. Well,
did you ever have trouble with pimples? Alas, Yes, even
I had to deal with blemishes as a young man.
It got so bad when I go to the library
blind men tried to read my face and the other
children were unkind as most are. If I fell asleep
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in class, they took turns playing Connect the dots. It
got so bad, in fact that well, I don't know
how to put this delicately. I even had pimples on
my number.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Two dimples on your duty, may what did you do?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I had to find a specialist. Of course, that day
goes by. I don't thank doctor pimple pooper. Yes, acne
made puberty a living hell for me.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
That was a long three years.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
I was never happier than when I turned nine nine.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I matured early.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Just ask my nannies, for You've always have a story
for every occasion.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
It's a gift.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Now, if you'll excuse me, signor Bomberchelly is taking me
for my weekly facial apricots, scrub exfoliated coconut cucumber around
my eyes, topical botox for my lips and eyebrows, manscape.
Well getting a manny penny with that, Dear God, No,
I'm not a flamer, and now I must ad your farewell.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Dear heart, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's
greatest actor.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
Goddamn.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Star.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goula. You're listening to the pride of
the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
The Big Show.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Some enchanted money.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
You may hear the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Where's my big bag?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Good morning, It's Big Show on the radio. It is
Guillen season.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You can get you some John Boy and Billy grilling sauce.
Your little food line so on the sauce said, show
us what you're grilling, your best grilled pictures.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
John Boy and Billy is grilling sauce using hashtag grilling
with the legends for a chance to win a barbecue.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Get back you got that? See if thos right there?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Okay, you have so much stored away, I have to
say I have to leave the cork out over the weekend.
Backing up on you, there's enough time, Tater Taman news
in minutes.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Big Show rolls on. Come on, man, he can play time.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You won't to next contest? John Boy Gemanya. Look, I'm
talking to my bumper music.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Okay, as long as you're not talking back, John Boy
Jemany after the report.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Okay, I'm sorry. Sure, I'll look up. I look like
we're ready. Let's play Tayter tap. I mean, let's talk
to Marshy.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
It feels like a game for my life every time
I do this. Perfect look over to the box office
real quick, since I missed it after the Memorial Day
the Memorial weekend box office coming in number one was
Leelo and Stick. Yes, it beat out Mission Impossible. The
final Reckoning that came in second Plance Anything was and Neck.
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You may think No, Leelo and Stitch brought in one
hundred and eighty three million dollars. Tom Cruise brought in
seventy seven million, and it is number eight in the franchise.
We were kind of stuck on five. There were three
from what we thought about. Yeah, so there was eight
h Final Destination Bloodlines came in third place, Thunderbolts in fourth,
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and Sinners stayed.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
In the top five. So the last Mission Impossible movie
was Dead Reckoning in twenty three.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
There you go in this mission.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Impossibly the final reckoning in twenty five, so they'll come
up with another reckoning.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah, so either he's done or the reckonings are done.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Now reckoning, we will kill Leelo and stitch you reckon.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
We have to pay respects to us. Some celebrities that
we've lost. George went I failed to mention him. This
norm passed away and also Duck Dynasty's patriarch, Phil Robertson
passed away. According to TMZ. His family posted on their
Facebook page saying that Phil was a man of a
God who always tries to remind people that death only
meant returning to God's kingdom. His family revealed that he
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was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease back in December, so that
is what he passed. From Jordan Hudson another day, another story.
Who's Jordan Hudson. Do you remember Bill Belichick's girlfriend? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, she sounds like a guy from name, well.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Spelt like a girl.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Oh would.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Well, she's trying to worm her way in somewhere again.
A new report says that she is gunning for a
spot in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Apparently she was
seen hobnobbing last week at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swimsuit
Swimsuit party at the hard Rock Hotel in New York,
trying to get close to the magazine execs. And also
it's also been rumored that the coach for Carolina has
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reportedly gotten another echimment meant engaged. Yes, he reports just
saying that Jordan has told at least one person know
that they're getting hitched. So the news comes a few
weeks after The New York Post reported that she's been
wearing a huge diamond yes on that finger less than
two weeks since Bill attended the Miss Maine USA pageant,
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where she came in third. Everyone at UNC has insisted
that Jordan is not a distraction for Bill, but if
this engagement is for real, we'll see how the planning
of the wedding goes for.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
She's a distraction for me.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Well, you know, as you may or may not know,
Bill got a lot of people buzzing when he gave
his boat a makeover. He renamed his boat one plus
eight rings and he didn't roam a numerals, So as
you know, he has eight Super Bowl rings. What in
the world the next ring bait. People are speculating that
he means an engagement ring.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh nose.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Well, we were all worried about Taylor Swift and Lake Lively. Well,
it looks like Taylor is done getting dragged into the
Justin Baldoni Baldannie legal drama. They have dropped their subpoena
for her to be part of the proceedings.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Good, They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Yeah, it's gonna be okay. So over the weekend, the
American Music Awards hit the hit the airwaves. It's the
largest fan voted awards show. You did you note that?
So it was you know, created by Dick Clark. The
first American Music Awards were given out in nineteen seventy four.
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So I can go over the list. Do you care?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Well? Artist of the Year went to Billie Eilish. Fan
voted Billie Eilish. A New Artist of the Year went
to Gracie Abrams and if you know her, she sounds
like Taylor Swift. Song of the Year went to Billy Eilish.
Spurds of a feather papers are stuck together. Favorite touring
Artists Billy Eilish, Favorite male pop artist Bruno Marsvorite Female
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Pop Artists, Billy Eilish, Favorite Pop album, Billy Eilish Favorite
Pop song, Billy Favorite Male country artists went to post Malone,
post who went from pop to country, and favorite female.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Country artist Beyond Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
The Business.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Favorite country album, Favorite country song went to post Malone
and I'll stop you there. You don't have to worry
about anymore. They also want to let you know if
you had tickets to go see Billy Joel, he has
scrapped the rest of his shows. He's canceled it due
to a medical issue. Really, he was recently diagnosed with
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normal pressural normal pressure hydrocephalus n p H. It's a
it's a condition where it involves problems with his hearing,
vision and balance.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Brain disorder. They're not quite sure how it forms, and.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
He was I'm so sorry to disappoint his audiences, but
he has to take care of his health. We got
stage falling off stage and stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
We had tickets to the Charlotte show and they've already
refunded them.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So he's done this year.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Yeah, done this year?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
All right, all right, Well, thank.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
You very much for that report. That very popular. We
got it all right, Well, let's get us a Leonard.
Let's play John Boydjeopardy Review yesterday's question. We found out
the term hell on wheels originated as a derogatory nickname
for a specific railroad cars that were created by the
Union Pacific Railroad and contained one of these saloon. And
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then we found out like the preacher would get some
Christians on the car and go before that, and that's
where the term holy rollers came from. All right, Today's
John Moore, Jeffardy. When this is inside of its original container,
it's a toasty one hundred and one degrees, but when
you take it out, you have to keep it below
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forty five degrees.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Oh, what is dog poop?
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What are you doing with your dog?
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That does make some sense, Staters, I do look at
it now, I don't know. She gets right upon it,
she fosters, she's okay to love your dog.
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Just don't know.
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Well, what y'all got one? Ain't hundred big show? You
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We play John Boyd everyday. Next Good Morning, It's a
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Play yells live across America.
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It's tom Boy jumpany and now your host whenever we
take him out.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
He also requires a storage space that is kept below
forty five degrees.
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He is John Boy.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
I am.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I say, hey the Jamie out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Good morning, Jamie.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
How do you know?
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Jackie wrote it down right here for him. But Jamie,
how you doing, buddy?
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Ah?
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Brother?
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You do all right?
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Man?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Well you got first shot at John Boy jepary this morning.
So Jamie, when this is inside of its original container,
it's a toasty one hundred one degrees. Well, when you
take it out, you have to keep it below forty
five degrees.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
What's your thinking? I'm gonna say, cow's milk, cow's milk.
Let's see. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I was supposed to consult the survey show us cow's milk.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, that's it. Then let me know if you need
anything else.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Jamie, you did it, buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
You got the big old Lord Tigers swag pack headed
your way.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Hey hey, wait a minute, you take us a.
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Cow? Cow cow cow.
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Milk. Thank you. I felt that character. Hey Jamie, you're
gonna hang on buddy and Jack can hook you up.
Thank you brother. All right, no one more here if
you'll get it.
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Laugh you bustard, Why the money out wear on top
of your news right on the other.
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Side to give us some time. Capsule this Maid twenty eight.
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It was a laugh.
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Niggas Alice want another laugh, Life of life.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
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Show, the South's number one exports.
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Billa.
Speaker 15 (27:24):
This is a run dare jacket, bat bear and nobody
raven there for really, Honestlysten saying here, before you're going
to human broadcast this morning, I want to.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Tell your story.
Speaker 15 (27:34):
There was three Baptist preachers sitting around discussing the help
bats had gone up in their church.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
I'm boun an attic, and the person said, wow.
Speaker 15 (27:41):
When I tried to do to keep him out, I
put chicken wire over the holes when I was coming in.
But them bats took their little bat feet and pulled
the chicken wire off.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
And just went back and kept coming and going.
Speaker 15 (27:51):
I don't know what to do not The second preacher said, well,
what I did?
Speaker 9 (27:55):
I got me some bat traps, and I trapped.
Speaker 15 (27:58):
All in bats and I took him out in the
country and I.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Let them go.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
But the thing about it, they beat me back.
Speaker 15 (28:04):
By the time I got back to the church, the
bats was back in there, and they still I don't
know what to do.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
And the food preacher.
Speaker 15 (28:11):
Said, well, I tell you what I did. He said,
I went up there and baptized them. I ain't seen
them since.
Speaker 9 (28:19):
And I just can go off with headline.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (28:25):
I'm a short sweet just unlike your service job.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
I five what that low one too? All right?
Speaker 12 (28:32):
Good?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Say this morning? Hey, hey, I got one here.
Speaker 14 (28:34):
What does a tornado, a hurricane and a red deck divorce?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Half in cobbed we give up?
Speaker 14 (28:41):
Well, no matter which what happens, somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
I took off, took on Rayford up or went us
to the mountains there other wicked.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
I didn't tell you about that. Then we went up there.
Speaker 14 (28:55):
You know read just got finished with wife number six.
I heard about, yes, so we went up there. He
moved it to a place. We had a house warmed
party for Delbert's daddy. Yeah, we would have helped him
take the wheels off. He had a sun dial sitting
there at the front yard. Rayford to look at that thing.
He said, what's that? Said r Rayford, that's a sud
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dial right there. See, no matter where the sun is,
it cast a shadow on that, and the shadow poison.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
It tells you what time it is. And Rayford said,
what do they think of decks?
Speaker 7 (29:28):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Short and sweet.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
It's unfortunately got that funny out of here, boys, jun
Boy and Billy whoa.
Speaker 13 (29:38):
I feel good.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
Kind of knew that I would now I feel good.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I knew that I would now so good, so good?
I got you good morning, we'd yelled dumb right, good morning.
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That's to make shawn a radio.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Wednesday, May twenty and twenty twenty five, all right, were
right in farm and bringing me in hes Marvin Webster.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 16 (30:32):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Hey man?
Speaker 16 (30:34):
My mama called me Thursday night talking about Marvin. I'm
just calling because you ain't been over to see me
in a while. I said, I know, Mama, I've been
mean to get over there. I'm sorry. I've been kind
of busy at work. It just kind of fall through
the crack, you know how it is? She said, where
you better be glad you ain't fall through the crack
when I was bringing you up, you might have turned
into a crackhead. I always lay that guilt on you.
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I said, I'll tell you what, Mama, I'm sorry over
there this weekend sometimes, I promise, She said, bunch of
your kin folks coming over on Saturday morning. Once you
come see them. I say, okay, well that's perfect. What
time aver I gonna get there? She said, I don't
know long about the six fifteen. I'm like six fifteen.
Hold up, you ain't trying to trick me into working
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one of them Webster family yard sales. He said, well, yeah,
we have a little thing over here. We need some help,
and we could use some stuff to put in it too.
You got any old clothes of furniture that you're tired of?
I said, yeah, I got a lot of stuff I'm
tired of. Unfortunately I'm either wearing it or sitting on
it right now. You know how this is your family
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properately like this, all kinds of sisters and aunts and cousins.
One of them always fixing to have a yard sale.
And don't ask me why, cause they ain't never got
no good stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
To put in it.
Speaker 16 (31:52):
Last time my sister had a yard. Hell, here's what
she put out in the front yard. It was a
bean bag chair, had a big old hole in the
side of it, and a set of hot curlers. The
one't been sitting on the back of her commode since
about nineteen seventy five, you know what I mean. Lid
all melted on one end, about half the curlers going
out of it. And they always be like a big
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box of huge socks and women's drawls they trying to sell,
and three DOUBLEA batteries and half a pack of cigarette.
My family put stuff in the yard cell looked like
they was taking it to the curb to throw it away,
and only got halfway down the driveway, you know. And
they're always trying to get the men in the family
to come over and help out, like there's all kind
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of heavy lifting to do or something. My uncle Ray
is the only one. He's always in. He would show
up every time and he would stay all day long. See,
Ray is one of them dudes. He thinks the family
is just one good yard sail away from hitting it rich.
Everybody going retire.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He got to get in the game.
Speaker 16 (32:52):
Marvin. It's all about the Benjamin's. I'm like Benjamin, Who
have you seen what they're selling out here? Y'all be
lucky if you see Abraham Lincoln in the day's overwhere.
I don't know how Ray thinks he gonna get rich anyway.
What money they do make, they always give away. Or
this money ain't for me, We gonna give it to
the church building fund. Oh, they don't like to hear that.
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Don't tell me about no building fun. Y'all been going
that church for sixty five years. They ain't change nothing
but the light bull. I mean it ain't no doubt.
A Webster family yard sell is a painful way to
spend the day. So when Mama called me on Thursday,
I said, look here, Mama, you know I love you, right,
I come stay the whole day with you on Sunday.
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Just please don't make me what the yard says. You
wanna make some money for the church, find I bring
my check book with me. Whatever you make on the
yard sale, I'll match it. No, no, no, wait, I'll
double it. Mama says, you own, baby boy. So as
it turned out, I got out of Saturday, went to
see Mama on Sunday wrote a check so she could
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double up on the church bill and fun. It was
the best twelve dollars I ever spent in my life,
y'all think about it. I'm marbling with.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Good Morning. It's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 12 (34:13):
Helly you li Lindsay premise here and when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny.
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That's who make Shaw On the radio. I might have
heard boy Brad Williams. Boy said roar, No, he's nothing.
He's not that way.
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He's a little person. He's a funny, little rascal.
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