June 16, 2025 • 52 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, since John Boy is taking his last recovery day from oral surgery, we’ve giving up one more from our massive 45-year archives.. - Today’s show features the late great James Gregory and Steve Mingolla from a visit back in 2005.. - Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No damn, have a beer and a ham Sands tubby.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We're just supporting each other on our diets and dealing
with it through our humor.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Jackie keeps coming to me for permission to cheat, sir, No,
be strong.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
You're never gonna get your own jingle like Marty.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That's great, Jacky wacky.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
He's one big no no, no, no thirteen Pam anymore.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
He's really good.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
And don't try to think of anything that rhymes with
Scooby doobies.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh man, say Tinter's on the diet and she has
had Bertie.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, I don't hear her snapping. Can I have a beer?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let me have a beer. I had a cookie, one cookie.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I feel like I've sponsored somebody for aa alright, listen.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Everybody have a bac powder.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I think we all could use one right now because
y'all are giving me a headache.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Good morning. The Big Show is on your radio for
this Friday, January to twenty first.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
All right, time for the man, you know, the other man,
and now let's bring in Oliver.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well.
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Well, well, here we go again. Another year gone and
another year spread out before us three hundred and sixty
five days of the same old crap, happy New Year.
(02:07):
Does this sound familiar? You wake up disappointed that the
grim reaper passed you by again. You try to keep
your eyes open long enough not to go to the
bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Again.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you eas and the ones who do know you
exist hate you. Then it's back home to the sagging
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bosom of your family who hates you. And guess what
Tomorrow you get to do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What to do? What to do? Cheer up?
Speaker 8 (03:31):
Your life doesn't have to be so boring. There are
lots of ways to keep things interesting and keep those
around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten how much
fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate other people.
Here are a few ideas you might try that'll help
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you maintain a healthy level of insanity this year. At lunch,
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't bother disguising your voice every time someone asks you
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to do something, say do you want fries?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
With that?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put dcaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks right for
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sexual favors.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I've done that.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Nobody believed it, Randy, and.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
Finish all your sentences in accordance with the prophecy as
often as possible. Skip instead of walk. Ask people what
sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify over
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and over again that your drive through order is to
go sing along at the opera, go to a poetry recital,
and booze five days in advance. Tell your friends you
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can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream I won,
I won. Over dinner. Tell your children, due to the economy,
we're going to have to let one of you go
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run screaming from the pet store. The lobsters are loose,
Find a busy spot at the mall and verbally rate
passing women from one to ten. Insist on doing your
wedding vows in pig Latin. Tell your grandparents that they're
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out of your will. I hope this inspires you be creative,
have fun, and don't let the sobs get you down.
But most importantly, live every day as if it were
your last, because someday you'll be for sexual favorite.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, hanging out.
He having a big time with that. James and Steve
coming back in here this morning. Man, did you hear
this story that broke during the week. Mister plastic fantastic
Walter Kavanaugh holds a world record for credit cards. He
has one thousand, four hundred and ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think I might have read about him in the
National inquir That had to be a picture of it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So really but is so? This is true? And he's
doing it?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Why he's got a one point seven million dollar line
of credit right the record? Oh I'll say. So it's
like he's doing it on purpose so he could get
the record.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh absolutely, think you woke up one day man man
not sure cards?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Holy cow, two.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Or three hundred.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You gotta catch her. I better call somebody. This can't
be right.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
He got a he had a special coat built so
you can show auge credit cards, you know who. He
opened the coat and they're all just dangling in there. Really,
it weighs him like fifty to sixty pound, doesn't it
his credit cards?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He said, well, well, look at this.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It says he holds the record for the world's longest wallet,
which stretches two hundred and fifty feet, weighs about thirty
eight pounds, and can hold eight hundred cards.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So he's reckon.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
He's got to know there's some people who just don't
have much to do. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna get me a big wallet, fly for some credit cards.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You know, that must be a lot of work to
keep to keep them current.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I would have a lot of credit cards.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Too, but just send them in the mail. I mean,
you got to open the letter. That's about it.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
You.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Every time I get a credit card, after I've had
you do the month, you get these nasty letters where
they tell you cut it up, made it back.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
And they start wanting money.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, how you how can you accumulate?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I'm supposed to occasionally send them a check.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, you know, if I had the check, I wouldn't
need to credit. I mean really, that's what it gives me.
Sometimes sometimes they'll call you creditors. You know, if you
don't seen eight hundred dollars, we're gonna pick up your car,
you know what I mean. I said, Okay, I'll mail
that tomorrow. Well, you got a lot to them, I mean,
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really you do. But I think what being two much
behind is just always better than three months by across
three months behind his repossession. You know, That's how I
might have so many kin folks who have never taken
the wheels off the trailer. You can move quick, you know,
but once you set it up, put the concrete block
around it, you know what I mean, they can they
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can nab you.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So you got three good months?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh at least.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, it's with you man. Yesterday youre telling everybody the
cheat on their taxis to.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, I can't be politically correct. I got to deal
in the real world. I will say this in my neighborhood,
you know, about showing off, and I don't have to
do that, you know what I mean. I got a
neighbor and this is absolute truth because I've never seen
this in my whole life. You know, you see it,
but you never see it at a trailer like a
mobile home. It's the only mumbile home I ever seen
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in my life with an ad T security system. I'm thinking,
what in the hell's isn't that trailer? You know, maybe
some hook HOGI collection plates or something, but if it's
something valuable, you know, but it's a single one. I'm
the only one in my community with the double one.
Hate your brank I'm just.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Saying, that's money talking.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Every time James comes in. Of course, Jaggie season talks
about oh man, oh your relatives eating like that, and
it was talking about that, and you know that's a
lot of people's favorites.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
And but you know, I've added a line to that
about these fat people.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh yeah, especially the brains food with them. You know,
here's what I need that dish back, that's that's my
mama's bowl, you know what I mean. Like there, we'll
get the bowl back, you know. And sometimes it can
be it can be like one of these little glad
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uh disposable that you do. Yeah, that quart bowl, that's
my bowl, you know, and they'll follow that damn bowl
to run all damn day.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I told, I told Sarah, that's my bowl. I shut
the hell up. Hell, we'll get you a damn bowl.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's your bowl as long as they're still tater salad.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
If they want to do so, you won't think there
selfish they'll claiming somebody else's bowl. It wouldn't It wouldn't
matter to me. That's my mama's boat. And I feel like, Hella,
you just ate eight pounds of meat, So what if
we steal your bowl? You know? Now, I saw all
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those people on the holidays, you ideas. I know, some
people open gifts on you Your's Eve night. We open
gives on Christmas morning. How about y'all Christmas Christmas morning? Okay?
And this is the truth. You know, how we sitting
there talking people cars start to drive. People drive up,
you know, and they start coming in the living room.
They smell the food, the table set. You know, do
y'all want to open presents first, or eat first. Okay,
(12:32):
every fat person says eat first.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I do what why kind of president they expected?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You know?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
They have like a new Cadillac with a ribbon on it.
Now they eat first, and me and my brother we
all going to open the presents first, you know what
I mean? So we find out what don't fit, you know.
But the fat was always the first one to the last.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
One's up.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And my next, my next DVD. Here's the title of it.
Oh lord, I ate morning. I planned test. That's gonna
be the title and the whole the whole tabe is
gonna be like just food and diet related, you know
what I mean, like these dits. I told you about it.
Remember years ago? Remember the water dit? Oh it was
(13:24):
doctor Denrel with the whole book about the warter dot. Uh.
You had fourteen glasses of water every twenty four hours.
I lost two pounds the first day my blighter fell out.
So and then you you have people who say this
to us, and you know, I'm really not overweight. I
just retain a lot of water. And my dad used
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to say to my aunt, what the hell you retaining?
Lake Erie? But you know, God love those people. You know,
all of them live a long time. I know we
talking about this day and age. Ro obesity is like
an epidemic and all the government's involved in what we eat.
You know, all my fact can people live the long
long time? None of them died early. My aunt that
still living is eighty two. You know, why is the
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sight of a barn. I'm going to diet tomorrow, always
going to dot tomorrow. Yeah, I'm okay until I smell something. Yeah,
really like you know, once I smell food, you know,
I just gotta have it. We are by food. That
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that end of my family. If you were around them
and got used to them, you think they was talking
about drugs. You know. Yeah, it's okay. Once I tried cocaine.
Once they got me going, well, see I got careful
food that way. Oh I used to You would believe
how little I used to be. But once I discovered
carrot cake, it's just like they were addicted to it.
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But they are worst problems to have.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
James's up, man, Oh yeah, let's see what we got
going on here?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
When need you to get this final hour?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Coming out of the wordy word game, James is here
to play with Taylor again after Oh it was a
close defeat yesterday with James and Taytor. But I'm sure
you got to hang of it now James.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I did.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Ah, y'all hang out.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Rayford's final letter next.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Good morning, the Big show is on your radio. Y'all
doing all right this morning?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yes there, all right, we're doing rapid? Yes, Look I
kept waiting on him.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Oh yes, I swear you're turning into Raypers What happen?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Rayford? On final time? Let's go to Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Thank you, mister bores and odds and ends that come
into the mail room, some short, some sweet, and some
much too long. And I particularly do not care to
get those things that you send out to dozens and
dozens of other people to get this stuff on the email.
And you've got half of the pages taken up with
all the people you send this thing out to. Please
delete my name from that list, all right, he's short.
(16:29):
One from Mary Bird in Warrenville, South Carolina. This morning,
as I took the kids to school, I heard a
comment by mister Rayford about the railroad issuing checks to
Graniteville residents. Just to let you know about a scam
going on here. People are running to the DMV changing
their address to a Graniteville address that was affected by
the wreck so they could get a check.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
How about that?
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Yes, this was the story about the railroad.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
But believe it was the.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
Railroad putting something on the check that right there where
you endorse it, absolving them from any further payment to
After they cash that check, folks said, oh, well, we
didn't intend that to be that. Some fellows said, well,
why'd you put it on there anyway? But indeed I'd
heard about this. Folks changing their address to Graniteville and.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
So that they could get part of that.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
People always looking for something for nothing, right, here's one
from Who's this one? Sean Kennedy in Macon, Georgia. She's
get this a student and not a salesperson, but a
specialty associate. That pet's smart specialty associate. I never heard
it called that anyway. Been listening to the John Boy
and Billy Show for years. Enjoy it while driving to school.
(17:35):
Always look forward to your commentary. I usually agree with
most you say, and try to use your commentaries to
help better myself, such as telling a doctor to wash
his hands in the room when they first walk in
so I can see that they do wash them. I've
done this already. Here's one from Tim Moffatt and Sparta, Tennessee,
(17:56):
who comes by and leaves something for me, But it
was on one of the day we were off for
the holiday. It's a Bible translated into modern English. Think
you'd appreciate the care that was taken by the translators
to use the proper words when translating, as well as
the proper grammar and punctuation. I hope you find this
enjoyable to read and a welcome edition to your home library.
(18:16):
Always enjoy your commentaries. If you accomplish nothing else, you
give us all things to think on. My wife and
I were privileged to be in the audience and meet
you several years ago when you did the question and
answer session at the Theater in Knoxville, Tennessee. You truly
are a gentleman at heart, even if your job allows
you to be rough around the edges, keep on keeping on. Well,
(18:38):
you finally get it there. I don't say finally, but
you do get it. A lot of people don't get it.
This is a show. This is the John Boy and
Billy Show. And I am merely a part of it
on the hour and a half hour on The Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Good Morning, to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Hang on, y'all, vers Hanngle Friday, jack you'll be in
touched you by the way to be able to read
sture you sell for a first hangle Friday. So to
spagas the Big Show dot Com. Just putting a pair
to Jackie and she'll work through them for y'all. Okay,
wordy word games.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, I got it. I mean Jackie got it again.
One going on yesterday, so looking forward to that game.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hey, James, you noticed one of my dates and histories
caught your attention today.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I want you to share it with Johnny.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, they several of them really, okay, but the one
I was. In nineteen ninety two, Sheriff Kent Griggs arrested
three men who were standing naked near a smoldering house
in Circy County, Arkansas. One of the men immitted burning
down the home, but referred all other questions to a
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nearby chicken, which he claimed carried the spirit of his
late grandmother and had told him to set the fire.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
You know why, because she didn't get her bowl back.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
But I didn't I the the ones I like to
the first one here. In eighteen thirteen, the pineapple was
introduced to Hawaii. See that makes say sounding like you know,
it's like, hello Hawaii. This is a pineopple Hello pineapple?
(20:18):
Say hey Hawaii. You know what did y'all read about
the jelly doughnut? Listen to this? This is because you
have my mind works here food pineapple.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Chickens.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
In nineteen ninety three, workers from two bakeres and w
k l L Radio wherever that is, New York set
the world record in oh yeah, other Utica.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
New York, if there was only some in the room.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
By bacon, history's largest jelly doughnut three thousand, seven hundred
and thirty nine pounds, sixteen feet in diameter. Tell anybody
listening that was educated in my state of Georgia. That's wide,
sixteenth feet wide.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Have you ever had a dream like that?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Oh? I told you I've had the old Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Wake up and your pillow missing?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, I dreamed about you know, I told Steve this,
I dream about food last night. Soup I ton'd I
got to all the way between here and Rocky Mount. Today,
truck stops got a saddle, the bar we can get
some soup. I dreamed about soup. But here's one I
should mention too. Let's not forget this. One year ago today,
the John Bo and Billy Show broadcast line from the
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White House for the second time.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Well, we were to have broadcasts.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Time.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I wasn't doing on the sheet.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
If you didn't do it, well, sometimes I don't read
my sheet either.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I was trying to diarrhea. Yeah, he couldn't go. He
called in sin.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
That's what he said about coming to James Christmas party
this year. Yeah, it was the White.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
House, but there was an actual possible cavity search involved.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, you said, die real, let me change this to
the waffle House. Well there, I was trying to suck
up to you guys, and it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's how I thought about it.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well how that turn out?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
And he actually made me listen to it. Man, Oh,
here Randy is about to have a fit. Yeah, it
was a dark time to.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Cancel the White House? Is the last year?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yes, yes, yes, how do you call the White House
and go? You know we can't make it?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well, you know, well they're pretty good people. That's what
they about having those Texans up there. You know I
told you about I told you about the time that
I had talked to the President Bush. You remember when
we was initially attached at nine to eleven and then
beget them that year. It was when we were bombing
in Afghanistan, right, and that's when I went over there.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
That's when you were over right.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, we could not find that Wasama bin load. Remember
all those caves and tunnels. Well, anyway, here's why I
told the President this before we even said the first troop.
And I'm not I'm not bragging. I don't want you
to think the President called me. First, Lady Laura Bush
called me. She was trying to get my recipe for
but now to pudd.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
No want to anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Before she hung up, she said, the President wants to
talk to you. I said, tend to hang on a minute.
Wrestling's up. Well, once he got about, here's what I
tell him about Osama been Lawton. Here's why they should
have been in the beginning. They should have just flown
my cousin over there. I'm gonna Trollie's oldest boy, j W.
And when he when he got off the plane to
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see one thirty give him a shotgun, show him a
picture of Osama and say this is the guy that
stole you truck. Oh, and I think we would have
had him by that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh all right, well, Tanner's sitting there, you are, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
You had to team back up with James. You remember
yesterday's commentation.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, yeah, well I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
That was a pretty impressive first time. I was early
Tater and Billy. I guess did about the best from
respective teams talking.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Up there in the temperature.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Ye don't even better Take it when you can get it.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I'm not too crazy about word games. Yeah, I was
talking about the game show, complicated game shows on TV.
I like shows like prices, right, I bet that fisure
that costs three hundred dollars Just guess the price of
a seven times. I can't tell you who won the
(24:42):
Chess Championship of the World nineteen twelve, but I tell
you are the Western house side beside the Well, let's
see how this goes.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Good Morning, a Big Show. I was on the radio.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oh gang here with you Friday morning, invites you to
tune us in for the Saturday edition Big Show. If
you hadn't got into that yet. Man been doing it
for three years.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You know, support here. We ain't bitter about it or not. No,
just thinking, man. We got who got us a good listenership.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It works good for a lot of people who get
listen to the whole thing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You know, you know I have the word, but use
that moving around people who radio land him any things?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
My friend, Well you get.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It all right? All right, we're ready to come home.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Ready.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Let's play a few hundred dollar pay had a worthy
word game. Returning for the second straight day of action
is Potato and mister Gregory. That's made our contestants A
Doug is called nine out of Goldsboro, North Carolina, on
Mining Bill this team.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Good morning, Doug, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I hope everything's going all right for you, buddy, doing
good man.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
I'd like to say hi to the whole Big Show game.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Y'all say, hey, honey, how you doing all right?
Speaker 13 (26:22):
Man?
Speaker 12 (26:22):
Y'all don't know how many times I have died one
eight hundred Big Show and I have finally got through.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well that's good man. This time you didn't even have
to die.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
That It helps me when you know Jackie says, call
me at this time.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Don't let him take nothing away from it.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Doug oell you buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
All right, man, you're.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Gonna be playing Brad out of mule Stone, Texas.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Good morning, Brad.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
That's mule Shoe.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I was gonna say, Oh, I'm sorry Jackie wrote mule Stone,
Last of the Yankee.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
He should know what.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Why is that year? Why town is that year?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
And oh, all right down there, El staves mule Shoe
level land level land. Yeah so man, So that's so
what Robert url kean wrote the song about. Because I
know you Sitchelon gave you the restaurant with the Robert urro'
kean verse. Road goes on for every party, never end right.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I don't know anything about that. They just gave it
to me. I gave it to you.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And obviously didn't need anything. So if he gave it
to you, you didn't know there was gonna be a quiz.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Well, the things I wound up with it, Holy cow,
nobody's re entering the atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, hey, Brad, hold on, Jackie's gonna call you back.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Okay, Okay, don't hold on, She's gonna call you back. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
don't hold on, yeah, hang up?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
All right? Hang up? Are you hung up?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I can't hear it. He's hung out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Hey, well, Doug, I guess me and you can go
ahead and start this saying huh yes.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
Sir, John Boy, we're allowed to say before we get started.
I had the privilege of meeting you and Billy at
the UNC Hospital at Chapel Hill back in early December
when they had their charity.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oh man, thanks for coming out.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Man, Yes, sir, I packed my la, had a little boy,
little baby, I had some minor surgery done, and I
had the opportunities to meet you guys and got a
picture with both of them.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh cool. Well, I hope we weren't disappointing, sir. All right,
good everything okay with the baby.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Yes, sir, everything's going good. He's got a few issues,
but all in all, he's doing real good.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I remember you now, Doug. I sure do.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Buddy, were good man, Hey, we're fun to be with that.
I don't understand why you don't travel with us more often.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Oh I have.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I know exactly why.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
All right.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Brad Madam Muleshoe, Texas back online. Hello, Brad.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Hello, all right, buddy good, you're on time to relax.
Take it easy. We're gonna go first with Doug.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
All Right, Doug, me and you the first thirty second
as many words and phrases as possible.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
All right, the feelers you had to red start o' clock.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Now, it's like a fruit and it's real small, and
it's purple, and you make jimp no blank jew so
another purple blank?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Great? Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
These are on the trees and they fall in the fall,
they are come off the limbs.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
The things on trees on limbs.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, okay, is there is something the opposite of something is.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah? All right, Oh they stink. They got a white
stripe down their back.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Animal.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, I was time to start with the next clue.
You can do that, by the way, James, it's just
a little intricacy of the game.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
As long as a buzzer is still buzzing, you know
you can. You can keep going.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Are you reminding me that I screwed up?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yes, try to help you. Yeah, you can do it
now because.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
You know Johnny cheats and then he says, oh, but
it's okay if you do that too, And then if
you do it.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
It's a pretty simple game.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Really, I've got a competitive streak.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Not many people can say this to your boss.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
All right, So Doug, you and Biller, remember I started
you on the last word.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, all right, okay, ready starting.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
To clock now, all right, we're looking guy that's saying
tiptoe through the tulips tips.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
No.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
No, he was also a character in Charles Dickens Christmas Carol.
Oh my gosh, don't tell.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Me this is not he's.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh, man, real little.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
And that's not working right.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh did you say Charles Nelson?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Well, man, y'all didn't do too good. Y'all didn't get
any Luckily we had four to build on. All right, Doug,
you got four, all right? But on the lighter side,
whoever starts off? But I think, oh, Brad's probably gonna
get this right off. Anyway, we're picking up Brad, are
you there?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We're picking up with that last one. Who's going first, James?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, I'll go first. I'll tell you about it than
I did.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes, all right, Brad are you ready?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay, James, Brad, ready go.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Tiptoe through the tulips. Who sang that you got married?
On the Tonight show. His wife's same was miss Vicky.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
He's dead.
Speaker 12 (31:46):
Now come on now, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
All right, the first word is like it's another it's
length of like real real small. I want real, real small.
It will be what last name is?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
That's this person? Tiny?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
W Man London.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I thought for sure Belly was gonna use Man's clue. Kid,
the one with the bum leg, just kid, that's why
I was hounded, lamp.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
That's my clothes are.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Layoffs.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Oh man, Well, that was a tough one for you
boys to tim hung up.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Bye, let's see, it's a tough one for you boys
to remember.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
What it wasn't I didn't know I had done it.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, four to one you did get one there, Brad.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
So it's uh, well, hey man, all you got to
do is get three to tie and Taylor might be
on a roll here.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now it could happen.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
We're gonna have to put in your mind, Brad, open
your mind, all right?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Are you already ready? Start the clock?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Now? Okay?
Speaker 7 (33:15):
Well, first off, if you're into sailing, this is the trophy.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Uh this is a football team out of New York, The.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Blank Point the other one. Okay, one more. Uh uh,
it's like an animal. Is the first word that roams
the range Indians? Yes, oh, not a nickel, but this
is ten cents.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
It's a yes.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh no, what happened? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
They got four tied up?
Speaker 12 (33:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
We got sudden down, have vaction here. I really don't worry.
I'll handle this, all.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Right, man.
Speaker 9 (34:05):
I never realized this is gonna be so excited.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
We're known for it, all right, all right, Doug, me
and you, me and you for thirty seconds, all right,
as mean as we can. Starting to clock.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Now it's another word for the Gerbilt like went up,
Richard what's his name?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
But oh my gosh, on a wheel, it's not what terrible?
Speaker 11 (34:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, yeah, okay, she lost her sheet? She was really no, no,
no shit is it rhymes with the with the sheet
that she lost?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
She was real.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Tiny and uh Sher first name was like blank Jackson,
like the football player and baseball player jack.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
No, little Janet Jackson has lost her sheet, you say,
the first thing comes in your head.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I don't know, tiny tim your nursing rhymes.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
And by the way, Richard Gear just calls it. Thanks
for bringing that story.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I don't know what that was all about. Sometimes think it.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
Doug wait, I like that one. Sometimes thinking.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Man, we got one, all right, Okay, I picked James
to go oh oh with uh, Brad.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
This is gonna work me out.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
He's been sick. I got to do is getting to
the wind.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I did get the hamster off my map.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It wouldn't.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
It's the clue.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
It wasn't so much your mind you want to.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Keep it out.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
And that, by the way I hear, is not even true. No,
it's not true.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Somebody just made know.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
How do you think the hamster films about it?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
All right?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
All right, Brad and James, Brad and James. Now we're
starting off with you're starting off for the last one
y'all had Oh yeah, the last one was trying to okay,
oh okay.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
You got fresh meat online.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
It's like a little cartoon character art clock.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Now the first.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
One I got it. Hey, all right, it's like a
street you can't go but in one direction. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. Uh you reset the alarm in the morning.
That's called but yeah, uh hard bread in the morning.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
In heaven they got wings that come down sometimes in heaven.
Oh yeah, good all you can eat? You can how
you can eat?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
What was that a clue? What do you see a
sign going? It was a sign from having.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
All right, so let me see they gave us one.
That was two and they got a total of four.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Man, James and Brad just my buddy regulation.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Sorry, Doug, I laid down on you on that that
improbably that's all.
Speaker 12 (37:31):
I just I drew a complete blake.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
All right, man, Well you try again, plague in anytime.
We enjoyed having you.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Okay, thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
All right, man, see laid Doug brand out Mules Shoot Texas.
You get the prize package.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Man, that's great, thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Good morning to make shows on your radio.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Man, what is it?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Man?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
We just at Brad Winterer from Mules Shoot Texas. We're
talking about Steve the nice guy Mengola from Love of Texas.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
This says there at Ris, brother in law having a
birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (38:13):
Head the rich sent old Tycoon.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
The classic bed in the morning comes from David Murphy,
a number one fan out of Love of Texas.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
Wow, thanks man, this is bizarre.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Alight.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Here you go, boy, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode touchdown Lsu. As our story opens, Missus Woodrow
Boudreau is settling into bed at the end of a
long day.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Hey, who's man is living party? Don't I television off
a ConA bed?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, I'm Lizbeth.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
Hold up, hold up, shut that window.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Shut it my share.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
Listen, know that beauty most natural music coming from the outside.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
You ain't gonna feels so beautifulness when.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
You catch that west now from all damn Quito bull
crawling into that hole and that big on windows screen.
Speaker 14 (39:06):
That just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix
that hole in the screen. Hey, speaking of making some
beautiless music, how about.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
You and me?
Speaker 13 (39:15):
Oh no, you better got that out there right out
of your head. And the music in hilltil Night is
gonna be you doing a solo? Why that because of
that big bowler ko gumbo you can have for a
then over that T Jones cage and chit kitchen.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
You know how that stuff gives you the tooth?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
You mean like this, touchdown the less u said what
my uncle y'all used to say that up every time
he cracked off a gud and he trumb his.
Speaker 14 (39:55):
Head, say, touchdown the less you.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
That Dare's a foodsball reference.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
I know what a to down here in your big
dumb goober.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this.
Speaker 14 (40:06):
That's what they call the extra point, and that bets
call LSU seven George or nothing.
Speaker 13 (40:12):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man and
others sat Louisiana guarantee could be.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
But I can showing up put some point on the bars.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh look at y'all.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Boom boom, bootdoor is on the march again. Touchdown, LSU.
Speaker 13 (40:31):
So I see your uncle Jack ain't the last idiotponent.
Speaker 14 (40:35):
The boor woo that woodoo boodoo making some big tangs
happening out there the night They say he could be
the next walk to Panton A tony door set a
Josh booty.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Oh yeah, well saying all like gas is klay to me.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I can't believe it. That ain't gonna again.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
It look like he going all the way.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
It must be halftime time.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
What that mean? That made men?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
You gotta switch sides. We don't even enjoyed.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
John Mooy and Bentley Playhouse June In again.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Next time when.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
We'll hear a boodros crusty old uncle Jack say hey,
big man, let me hold it dog.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Good morning everybody. You got the big show on the radio.
Hr Man found a few minutes here have open line
his second top James James Steve headed toward Rocky Mount,
North Carolina. Check out the entire schedule and all James
stuff at funniest man dot com.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
All right, buddy, you the man. I tell you what
one of our favorites, James. I love being here with
your buddy Rascal.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
You know what today is national Come here and give
me a hug.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Deck, Get out of the way, really serious, Marcia behind.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
They'll announce the most huggable people of the year later today.
Forget the hamster. And it's also a National Granola Bar Day.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
A man.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Uh, National Hot and Spicy Food Day. There we go,
and it's National.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Squirrel Appreciation Deck squirrel.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Have you ever had a hot and spicy squirrel on
a granola bar?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
On a granola bar?
Speaker 6 (42:40):
No?
Speaker 9 (42:41):
But I give him went a hug.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Man, y'all?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Hear Michael Moore? You know the fair Night nine one one. Guys,
they planning to do something to the shrub well anyway,
listen to this. His bodyguard was arrested on an airport
gun charge his bodyguard was carrying an unlicensed weapon in
New York's JFK Airport on Wednesday tonight.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
That no guns things good for Michael, but not for
his bodyguards.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
He wants his bodyguard to have a gun.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
It's just like Barbara Strauss standing in Rosie O'Donnell see
all those that's celibrity there. Michael Moore Yeah, very anti uh,
he's very pro gun controlled. Very Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
That was a whole bowling for column buying things.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
They're all hypocrites in other words, like they don't want
us to have a gun for our protection, but they
want their bodyguards to have one for their protecting.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
And we have guns, we legally own gun. So he's
against that and his bodyguard has an unlicensed gun.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
He scared.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, technically he didn't break any rules.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
And we want because he didn't have one, he'll probably
say he didn't know the bodyguards head.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah. Those people get on my nerves, you know, And
I got a gun. I care youn't everybody should have
a gun?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I agree, I mean, I mean, how are you going
to defend yourself?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
All the bad guys got them? Sure, we get them
a legal owner ship of a gun that's in there.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Man. Absolutely absolutely, it's stock up a AMMO.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah you need and not even rubber bullets.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
No, mean back, because I have a theory that one
of these days, sy they're going to repeal the second amount.
That's not going to happen, but one of these days
they'll do all these by the ammunition of what the
liberals did to the tobacco companies about the cigarettes. Well,
let's put a tax on them, making so expensive the
kids can't afford them, you know what I mean. So
let's tax the ammunition. Let's pay these bullets so expensive
(44:25):
we can't buy the AMMA. So I've got eight thousand
rounds already, So I got a garage full of bullets.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, you know, it's shelf life. I mean, you know
what they'll last, you know?
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh absolutely. They don't have to be in perfect shape
to kill something. Yeah, I hear. If one don't go off,
you just try again. Oh god, and I got a
right gun too, that's my back. You are the right
gun is that's a shotgun with your pistol grip. Yeah,
(45:00):
they them have to aim. That's that's once they get
inside your house.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
They say that's the best home protection weapon you can buy,
is you know a shotgun?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Absolutely, because you just blast this point. Yeah, anybody within
a twelve foot circle. You know what I mean, I
ain't gonna have time to aim. I go to the
gun range occasion. I have to go to the gun
range and practice. Yeah, and you can aim there. It
was the best. Knock it down your front door. Try
and get to the TV. Yeah, you know, I can't
have them to see it on my LEAs r and stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
You figure you got town to point, you had.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Time to point. You ain't got time to aim.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
A Home invasions is a happening.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
It ever done, yep, and it's getting more and more
popular choice of crime.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, I tee something that's too that on a serious note.
See that's the difference between crime now and crime twenty
years ago. So used to home, but they even have
home invasions. I called it burgleary then and see now
because of the drug probably in our country, it's so pervasive.
What they're really doing when they break into your home,
they're looking for anything. They don't sell for drug money anything,
So they take a three hundred dollar to be twenty
(46:00):
bucks for it. They're happy, and they're usually stoned in
the of their mind when they break into your home.
That's why they kill people. Do you see these people
getting killed for you know? See, I think you need
to be prepared to defend yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Man, I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
You know, if there was a precinct house at police
station at the end of my driveway that close to
my house, time I called them and they got there,
whoever's coming to my front door would have me already. Yeah,
there's the way the police caing o that quick? You know?
Have they some people who just need killing?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Anybody?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Anybody come to mind? James.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
I won't name them on the air, but.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Thank you very much. James's to think about it, y'all.
Hang on here in just a second.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Let me ask you this. A guy breaks into your
house but you don't have a gun, how are you
going to shoot him?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Thank you very Muchneeder Meyer, Cloude Meyer, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
What is his name? I can't I don't know.
Speaker 10 (47:18):
You knocked your right out.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Of my head.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Gun to kill people?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
The government does? What's just about guns being dangerous? Gun's
been around for years.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
If they were dangerous, I just think someone would have
said something.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Oh Man wrapping up to big show here this morning,
Money on once again James Gregory and Steve Man Gola
Rocky Mount, North Carolina, Le Noir, North Carolina Gees Steve
say something for you, He talks check out funniest Man
dot com for all those James appearances and and stuff
you might want to get if you James Gregory paying.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Oh, that's why you've You've got it already, Just buy
some more anyway.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
And the stories hit on. Here's been happening. Burglar found stunk.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
In vent Uh huh Sursday Bright.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, I've been stuck ro since two a m. Somebody
picked him up when they came to work Tuesday. Legs
were dangling from the ceiling. So he wasn't really hiding
very good either.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Uh we like a dumb crook.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Story wasn't why he was trying to steal? What kind
of story was that? You say? No?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
What is the paramedics police arrived Philly Connection restaurant China.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
That's worth the wrist he was u He laid.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Back on the sandwich through and if you're fine, James
stuck in a chimney Philly.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, you know it's probably because he smelt it.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
I could do.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Any movies over there this weekend.
Speaker 13 (48:59):
You know.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
You know it's been kind of slim pickings at the
movies lately. Yeah, there's this is a slow time of
year for the movies anyway.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
But see, I like I like movies, whether the stage
coaches or police cars. I don't get it in the
same movie. It's believable to me, you know what I mean.
I don't like any family Julia Roberts does. I'm so
sick of that woman. Just I'm sick of here about
her husbands or twins and babies.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
I'm just tired of the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Really. You know, we all know this marriage is not
gonna last either. We all know that. You know, what
is it with Holly?
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Why why can't they stay married?
Speaker 5 (49:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Because they can't find somebody that loves them as much
as they love them, So it must be you know.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I don't know, John Boys stayed married in awful long time.
I don't mean you got enough, you's bread and around.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
I guess they can just afford divorce.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah, they ain't worried about you know, who's gonna get the.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
House or right they'll just go by another house.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah that just go show y'all, look at your little
actresses and all that. But I know that somebody is
tired of it right now nowhere somebody.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh absolutely, it looks not just going to show that
looks aren't everything, because if looks was the main thing,
that you wouldn't have. Uh this this guy now that
this Pigott the boy you know?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Oh yeah, so you love him? You love I like you.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
I never met you, but.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
I know you know they broke up because they say
one of the rivers, I saw she.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Didn't want to have a baby, and he wants to
start a family, and she doesn't want to put her
career on hold.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Baby.
Speaker 9 (50:46):
I thought it was because of Angelina Joe Lee.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Well that was a factor too, to the rumor. So
he won't have a baby, just not with her.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
He wanted to have a baby basically with anybody, and
Angelina how hard.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
That's why I look, it's a shame. Did you see
somebody like Brad Pitt? WHAYI he because he can't I
want a.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Baby, I said, don't you know how it works?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
I know, old fat other guys that can get a baby.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Happy.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
That's who you say people do say around and talk.
You don't heard these guys who know their wife is
not very attractive, but the girlfriend is not, you know,
and that's how they justified she better be the girl
in the world. I'll see what thing. I ain't got
to worry about her leaving me? Well, do she gonna
leave nobody?
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Oh, man, James, we had a big time. Thanks for you.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Oh wait, enjoy being Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, Steve, thank you, buddy. You've been careful out here
for any good man.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Forget about it. Tell you Jack, Randy'll have a good weekend.
Call me if I need you. Billy hit it, let's go.
Speaker 5 (52:15):
You can dowload your favorite John Boy and Billy albums
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and parageet dot net.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Alright, you'll have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Saturday Edition Big Show tomorrow and then we'll see you
on Monday morning, something you ain't gonna believe.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Ladies and gentlemen, Monday morning, the premiere, the Myth, the
mentioning the land swat.
Speaker 10 (52:55):
That is pretty much how I put it.
No damn, have a beer and a ham Sands tubby.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We're just supporting each other on our diets and dealing
with it through our humor.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Jackie keeps coming to me for permission to cheat, sir, No,
be strong.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
You're never gonna get your own jingle like Marty.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That's great, Jacky wacky.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
He's one big no no, no, no thirteen Pam anymore.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
He's really good.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
And don't try to think of anything that rhymes with
Scooby doobies.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh man, say Tinter's on the diet and she has
had Bertie.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, I don't hear her snapping. Can I have a beer?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let me have a beer. I had a cookie, one cookie.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I feel like I've sponsored somebody for aa alright, listen.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Everybody have a bac powder.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I think we all could use one right now because
y'all are giving me a headache.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Good morning. The Big Show is on your radio for
this Friday, January to twenty first.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
All right, time for the man, you know, the other man,
and now let's bring in Oliver.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well.
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Well, well, here we go again. Another year gone and
another year spread out before us three hundred and sixty
five days of the same old crap, happy New Year.
(02:07):
Does this sound familiar? You wake up disappointed that the
grim reaper passed you by again. You try to keep
your eyes open long enough not to go to the
bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Again.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you eas and the ones who do know you
exist hate you. Then it's back home to the sagging
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bosom of your family who hates you. And guess what
Tomorrow you get to do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What to do? What to do? Cheer up?
Speaker 8 (03:31):
Your life doesn't have to be so boring. There are
lots of ways to keep things interesting and keep those
around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten how much
fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate other people.
Here are a few ideas you might try that'll help
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you maintain a healthy level of insanity this year. At lunch,
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't bother disguising your voice every time someone asks you
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to do something, say do you want fries?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
With that?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put dcaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks right for
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sexual favors.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I've done that.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Nobody believed it, Randy, and.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
Finish all your sentences in accordance with the prophecy as
often as possible. Skip instead of walk. Ask people what
sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify over
(05:28):
and over again that your drive through order is to
go sing along at the opera, go to a poetry recital,
and booze five days in advance. Tell your friends you
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can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream I won,
I won. Over dinner. Tell your children, due to the economy,
we're going to have to let one of you go
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run screaming from the pet store. The lobsters are loose,
Find a busy spot at the mall and verbally rate
passing women from one to ten. Insist on doing your
wedding vows in pig Latin. Tell your grandparents that they're
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out of your will. I hope this inspires you be creative,
have fun, and don't let the sobs get you down.
But most importantly, live every day as if it were
your last, because someday you'll be for sexual favorite.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, hanging out.
He having a big time with that. James and Steve
coming back in here this morning. Man, did you hear
this story that broke during the week. Mister plastic fantastic
Walter Kavanaugh holds a world record for credit cards. He
has one thousand, four hundred and ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think I might have read about him in the
National inquir That had to be a picture of it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So really but is so? This is true? And he's
doing it?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Why he's got a one point seven million dollar line
of credit right the record? Oh I'll say. So it's
like he's doing it on purpose so he could get
the record.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh absolutely, think you woke up one day man man
not sure cards?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Holy cow, two.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Or three hundred.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You gotta catch her. I better call somebody. This can't
be right.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
He got a he had a special coat built so
you can show auge credit cards, you know who. He
opened the coat and they're all just dangling in there. Really,
it weighs him like fifty to sixty pound, doesn't it
his credit cards?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He said, well, well, look at this.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It says he holds the record for the world's longest wallet,
which stretches two hundred and fifty feet, weighs about thirty
eight pounds, and can hold eight hundred cards.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So he's reckon.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
He's got to know there's some people who just don't
have much to do. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna get me a big wallet, fly for some credit cards.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You know, that must be a lot of work to
keep to keep them current.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I would have a lot of credit cards.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Too, but just send them in the mail. I mean,
you got to open the letter. That's about it.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
You.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Every time I get a credit card, after I've had
you do the month, you get these nasty letters where
they tell you cut it up, made it back.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
And they start wanting money.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, how you how can you accumulate?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I'm supposed to occasionally send them a check.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, you know, if I had the check, I wouldn't
need to credit. I mean really, that's what it gives me.
Sometimes sometimes they'll call you creditors. You know, if you
don't seen eight hundred dollars, we're gonna pick up your car,
you know what I mean. I said, Okay, I'll mail
that tomorrow. Well, you got a lot to them, I mean,
(09:30):
really you do. But I think what being two much
behind is just always better than three months by across
three months behind his repossession. You know, That's how I
might have so many kin folks who have never taken
the wheels off the trailer. You can move quick, you know,
but once you set it up, put the concrete block
around it, you know what I mean, they can they
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can nab you.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So you got three good months?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh at least.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, it's with you man. Yesterday youre telling everybody the
cheat on their taxis to.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, I can't be politically correct. I got to deal
in the real world. I will say this in my neighborhood,
you know, about showing off, and I don't have to
do that, you know what I mean. I got a
neighbor and this is absolute truth because I've never seen
this in my whole life. You know, you see it,
but you never see it at a trailer like a
mobile home. It's the only mumbile home I ever seen
(10:25):
in my life with an ad T security system. I'm thinking,
what in the hell's isn't that trailer? You know, maybe
some hook HOGI collection plates or something, but if it's
something valuable, you know, but it's a single one. I'm
the only one in my community with the double one.
Hate your brank I'm just.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Saying, that's money talking.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Every time James comes in. Of course, Jaggie season talks
about oh man, oh your relatives eating like that, and
it was talking about that, and you know that's a
lot of people's favorites.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
And but you know, I've added a line to that
about these fat people.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh yeah, especially the brains food with them. You know,
here's what I need that dish back, that's that's my
mama's bowl, you know what I mean. Like there, we'll
get the bowl back, you know. And sometimes it can
be it can be like one of these little glad
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uh disposable that you do. Yeah, that quart bowl, that's
my bowl, you know, and they'll follow that damn bowl
to run all damn day.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I told, I told Sarah, that's my bowl. I shut
the hell up. Hell, we'll get you a damn bowl.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's your bowl as long as they're still tater salad.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
If they want to do so, you won't think there
selfish they'll claiming somebody else's bowl. It wouldn't It wouldn't
matter to me. That's my mama's boat. And I feel like, Hella,
you just ate eight pounds of meat, So what if
we steal your bowl? You know? Now, I saw all
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those people on the holidays, you ideas. I know, some
people open gifts on you Your's Eve night. We open
gives on Christmas morning. How about y'all Christmas Christmas morning? Okay?
And this is the truth. You know, how we sitting
there talking people cars start to drive. People drive up,
you know, and they start coming in the living room.
They smell the food, the table set. You know, do
y'all want to open presents first, or eat first. Okay,
(12:32):
every fat person says eat first.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I do what why kind of president they expected?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You know?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
They have like a new Cadillac with a ribbon on it.
Now they eat first, and me and my brother we
all going to open the presents first, you know what
I mean? So we find out what don't fit, you know.
But the fat was always the first one to the last.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
One's up.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And my next, my next DVD. Here's the title of it.
Oh lord, I ate morning. I planned test. That's gonna
be the title and the whole the whole tabe is
gonna be like just food and diet related, you know
what I mean, like these dits. I told you about it.
Remember years ago? Remember the water dit? Oh it was
(13:24):
doctor Denrel with the whole book about the warter dot. Uh.
You had fourteen glasses of water every twenty four hours.
I lost two pounds the first day my blighter fell out.
So and then you you have people who say this
to us, and you know, I'm really not overweight. I
just retain a lot of water. And my dad used
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to say to my aunt, what the hell you retaining?
Lake Erie? But you know, God love those people. You know,
all of them live a long time. I know we
talking about this day and age. Ro obesity is like
an epidemic and all the government's involved in what we eat.
You know, all my fact can people live the long
long time? None of them died early. My aunt that
still living is eighty two. You know, why is the
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sight of a barn. I'm going to diet tomorrow, always
going to dot tomorrow. Yeah, I'm okay until I smell something. Yeah,
really like you know, once I smell food, you know,
I just gotta have it. We are by food. That
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that end of my family. If you were around them
and got used to them, you think they was talking
about drugs. You know. Yeah, it's okay. Once I tried cocaine.
Once they got me going, well, see I got careful
food that way. Oh I used to You would believe
how little I used to be. But once I discovered
carrot cake, it's just like they were addicted to it.
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But they are worst problems to have.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
James's up, man, Oh yeah, let's see what we got
going on here?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
When need you to get this final hour?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Coming out of the wordy word game, James is here
to play with Taylor again after Oh it was a
close defeat yesterday with James and Taytor. But I'm sure
you got to hang of it now James.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I did.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Ah, y'all hang out.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Rayford's final letter next.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Good morning, the Big show is on your radio. Y'all
doing all right this morning?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yes there, all right, we're doing rapid? Yes, Look I
kept waiting on him.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Oh yes, I swear you're turning into Raypers What happen?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Rayford? On final time? Let's go to Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Thank you, mister bores and odds and ends that come
into the mail room, some short, some sweet, and some
much too long. And I particularly do not care to
get those things that you send out to dozens and
dozens of other people to get this stuff on the email.
And you've got half of the pages taken up with
all the people you send this thing out to. Please
delete my name from that list, all right, he's short.
(16:29):
One from Mary Bird in Warrenville, South Carolina. This morning,
as I took the kids to school, I heard a
comment by mister Rayford about the railroad issuing checks to
Graniteville residents. Just to let you know about a scam
going on here. People are running to the DMV changing
their address to a Graniteville address that was affected by
the wreck so they could get a check.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
How about that?
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Yes, this was the story about the railroad.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
But believe it was the.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
Railroad putting something on the check that right there where
you endorse it, absolving them from any further payment to
After they cash that check, folks said, oh, well, we
didn't intend that to be that. Some fellows said, well,
why'd you put it on there anyway? But indeed I'd
heard about this. Folks changing their address to Graniteville and.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
So that they could get part of that.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
People always looking for something for nothing, right, here's one
from Who's this one? Sean Kennedy in Macon, Georgia. She's
get this a student and not a salesperson, but a
specialty associate. That pet's smart specialty associate. I never heard
it called that anyway. Been listening to the John Boy
and Billy Show for years. Enjoy it while driving to school.
(17:35):
Always look forward to your commentary. I usually agree with
most you say, and try to use your commentaries to
help better myself, such as telling a doctor to wash
his hands in the room when they first walk in
so I can see that they do wash them. I've
done this already. Here's one from Tim Moffatt and Sparta, Tennessee,
(17:56):
who comes by and leaves something for me, But it
was on one of the day we were off for
the holiday. It's a Bible translated into modern English. Think
you'd appreciate the care that was taken by the translators
to use the proper words when translating, as well as
the proper grammar and punctuation. I hope you find this
enjoyable to read and a welcome edition to your home library.
(18:16):
Always enjoy your commentaries. If you accomplish nothing else, you
give us all things to think on. My wife and
I were privileged to be in the audience and meet
you several years ago when you did the question and
answer session at the Theater in Knoxville, Tennessee. You truly
are a gentleman at heart, even if your job allows
you to be rough around the edges, keep on keeping on. Well,
(18:38):
you finally get it there. I don't say finally, but
you do get it. A lot of people don't get it.
This is a show. This is the John Boy and
Billy Show. And I am merely a part of it
on the hour and a half hour on The Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Good Morning, to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Hang on, y'all, vers Hanngle Friday, jack you'll be in
touched you by the way to be able to read
sture you sell for a first hangle Friday. So to
spagas the Big Show dot Com. Just putting a pair
to Jackie and she'll work through them for y'all. Okay,
wordy word games.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, I got it. I mean Jackie got it again.
One going on yesterday, so looking forward to that game.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hey, James, you noticed one of my dates and histories
caught your attention today.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I want you to share it with Johnny.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, they several of them really, okay, but the one
I was. In nineteen ninety two, Sheriff Kent Griggs arrested
three men who were standing naked near a smoldering house
in Circy County, Arkansas. One of the men immitted burning
down the home, but referred all other questions to a
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nearby chicken, which he claimed carried the spirit of his
late grandmother and had told him to set the fire.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
You know why, because she didn't get her bowl back.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
But I didn't I the the ones I like to
the first one here. In eighteen thirteen, the pineapple was
introduced to Hawaii. See that makes say sounding like you know,
it's like, hello Hawaii. This is a pineopple Hello pineapple?
(20:18):
Say hey Hawaii. You know what did y'all read about
the jelly doughnut? Listen to this? This is because you
have my mind works here food pineapple.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Chickens.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
In nineteen ninety three, workers from two bakeres and w
k l L Radio wherever that is, New York set
the world record in oh yeah, other Utica.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
New York, if there was only some in the room.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
By bacon, history's largest jelly doughnut three thousand, seven hundred
and thirty nine pounds, sixteen feet in diameter. Tell anybody
listening that was educated in my state of Georgia. That's wide,
sixteenth feet wide.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Have you ever had a dream like that?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Oh? I told you I've had the old Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Wake up and your pillow missing?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, I dreamed about you know, I told Steve this,
I dream about food last night. Soup I ton'd I
got to all the way between here and Rocky Mount. Today,
truck stops got a saddle, the bar we can get
some soup. I dreamed about soup. But here's one I
should mention too. Let's not forget this. One year ago today,
the John Bo and Billy Show broadcast line from the
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White House for the second time.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Well, we were to have broadcasts.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Time.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I wasn't doing on the sheet.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
If you didn't do it, well, sometimes I don't read
my sheet either.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I was trying to diarrhea. Yeah, he couldn't go. He
called in sin.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
That's what he said about coming to James Christmas party
this year. Yeah, it was the White.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
House, but there was an actual possible cavity search involved.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, you said, die real, let me change this to
the waffle House. Well there, I was trying to suck
up to you guys, and it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's how I thought about it.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well how that turn out?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
And he actually made me listen to it. Man, Oh,
here Randy is about to have a fit. Yeah, it
was a dark time to.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Cancel the White House? Is the last year?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yes, yes, yes, how do you call the White House
and go? You know we can't make it?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well, you know, well they're pretty good people. That's what
they about having those Texans up there. You know I
told you about I told you about the time that
I had talked to the President Bush. You remember when
we was initially attached at nine to eleven and then
beget them that year. It was when we were bombing
in Afghanistan, right, and that's when I went over there.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
That's when you were over right.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, we could not find that Wasama bin load. Remember
all those caves and tunnels. Well, anyway, here's why I
told the President this before we even said the first troop.
And I'm not I'm not bragging. I don't want you
to think the President called me. First, Lady Laura Bush
called me. She was trying to get my recipe for
but now to pudd.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
No want to anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Before she hung up, she said, the President wants to
talk to you. I said, tend to hang on a minute.
Wrestling's up. Well, once he got about, here's what I
tell him about Osama been Lawton. Here's why they should
have been in the beginning. They should have just flown
my cousin over there. I'm gonna Trollie's oldest boy, j W.
And when he when he got off the plane to
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see one thirty give him a shotgun, show him a
picture of Osama and say this is the guy that
stole you truck. Oh, and I think we would have
had him by that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh all right, well, Tanner's sitting there, you are, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
You had to team back up with James. You remember
yesterday's commentation.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, yeah, well I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
That was a pretty impressive first time. I was early
Tater and Billy. I guess did about the best from
respective teams talking.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Up there in the temperature.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Ye don't even better Take it when you can get it.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I'm not too crazy about word games. Yeah, I was
talking about the game show, complicated game shows on TV.
I like shows like prices, right, I bet that fisure
that costs three hundred dollars Just guess the price of
a seven times. I can't tell you who won the
(24:42):
Chess Championship of the World nineteen twelve, but I tell
you are the Western house side beside the Well, let's
see how this goes.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Good Morning, a Big Show. I was on the radio.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oh gang here with you Friday morning, invites you to
tune us in for the Saturday edition Big Show. If
you hadn't got into that yet. Man been doing it
for three years.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You know, support here. We ain't bitter about it or not. No,
just thinking, man. We got who got us a good listenership.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It works good for a lot of people who get
listen to the whole thing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You know, you know I have the word, but use
that moving around people who radio land him any things?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
My friend, Well you get.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It all right? All right, we're ready to come home.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Ready.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Let's play a few hundred dollar pay had a worthy
word game. Returning for the second straight day of action
is Potato and mister Gregory. That's made our contestants A
Doug is called nine out of Goldsboro, North Carolina, on
Mining Bill this team.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Good morning, Doug, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I hope everything's going all right for you, buddy, doing
good man.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
I'd like to say hi to the whole Big Show game.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Y'all say, hey, honey, how you doing all right?
Speaker 13 (26:22):
Man?
Speaker 12 (26:22):
Y'all don't know how many times I have died one
eight hundred Big Show and I have finally got through.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well that's good man. This time you didn't even have
to die.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
That It helps me when you know Jackie says, call
me at this time.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Don't let him take nothing away from it.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Doug oell you buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
All right, man, you're.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Gonna be playing Brad out of mule Stone, Texas.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Good morning, Brad.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
That's mule Shoe.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I was gonna say, Oh, I'm sorry Jackie wrote mule Stone,
Last of the Yankee.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
He should know what.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Why is that year? Why town is that year?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
And oh, all right down there, El staves mule Shoe
level land level land. Yeah so man, So that's so
what Robert url kean wrote the song about. Because I
know you Sitchelon gave you the restaurant with the Robert urro'
kean verse. Road goes on for every party, never end right.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I don't know anything about that. They just gave it
to me. I gave it to you.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And obviously didn't need anything. So if he gave it
to you, you didn't know there was gonna be a quiz.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Well, the things I wound up with it, Holy cow,
nobody's re entering the atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, hey, Brad, hold on, Jackie's gonna call you back.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Okay, Okay, don't hold on, She's gonna call you back. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
don't hold on, yeah, hang up?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
All right? Hang up? Are you hung up?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I can't hear it. He's hung out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Hey, well, Doug, I guess me and you can go
ahead and start this saying huh yes.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
Sir, John Boy, we're allowed to say before we get started.
I had the privilege of meeting you and Billy at
the UNC Hospital at Chapel Hill back in early December
when they had their charity.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oh man, thanks for coming out.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Man, Yes, sir, I packed my la, had a little boy,
little baby, I had some minor surgery done, and I
had the opportunities to meet you guys and got a
picture with both of them.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh cool. Well, I hope we weren't disappointing, sir. All right,
good everything okay with the baby.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Yes, sir, everything's going good. He's got a few issues,
but all in all, he's doing real good.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I remember you now, Doug. I sure do.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Buddy, were good man, Hey, we're fun to be with that.
I don't understand why you don't travel with us more often.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Oh I have.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I know exactly why.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
All right.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Brad Madam Muleshoe, Texas back online. Hello, Brad.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Hello, all right, buddy good, you're on time to relax.
Take it easy. We're gonna go first with Doug.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
All Right, Doug, me and you the first thirty second
as many words and phrases as possible.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
All right, the feelers you had to red start o' clock.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Now, it's like a fruit and it's real small, and
it's purple, and you make jimp no blank jew so
another purple blank?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Great? Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
These are on the trees and they fall in the fall,
they are come off the limbs.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
The things on trees on limbs.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, okay, is there is something the opposite of something is.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah? All right, Oh they stink. They got a white
stripe down their back.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Animal.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, I was time to start with the next clue.
You can do that, by the way, James, it's just
a little intricacy of the game.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
As long as a buzzer is still buzzing, you know
you can. You can keep going.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Are you reminding me that I screwed up?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yes, try to help you. Yeah, you can do it
now because.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
You know Johnny cheats and then he says, oh, but
it's okay if you do that too, And then if
you do it.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
It's a pretty simple game.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Really, I've got a competitive streak.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Not many people can say this to your boss.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
All right, So Doug, you and Biller, remember I started
you on the last word.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, all right, okay, ready starting.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
To clock now, all right, we're looking guy that's saying
tiptoe through the tulips tips.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
No.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
No, he was also a character in Charles Dickens Christmas Carol.
Oh my gosh, don't tell.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Me this is not he's.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh, man, real little.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
And that's not working right.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh did you say Charles Nelson?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Well, man, y'all didn't do too good. Y'all didn't get
any Luckily we had four to build on. All right, Doug,
you got four, all right? But on the lighter side,
whoever starts off? But I think, oh, Brad's probably gonna
get this right off. Anyway, we're picking up Brad, are
you there?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We're picking up with that last one. Who's going first, James?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, I'll go first. I'll tell you about it than
I did.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes, all right, Brad are you ready?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay, James, Brad, ready go.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Tiptoe through the tulips. Who sang that you got married?
On the Tonight show. His wife's same was miss Vicky.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
He's dead.
Speaker 12 (31:46):
Now come on now, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
All right, the first word is like it's another it's
length of like real real small. I want real, real small.
It will be what last name is?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
That's this person? Tiny?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
W Man London.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I thought for sure Belly was gonna use Man's clue. Kid,
the one with the bum leg, just kid, that's why
I was hounded, lamp.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
That's my clothes are.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Layoffs.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Oh man, Well, that was a tough one for you
boys to tim hung up.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Bye, let's see, it's a tough one for you boys
to remember.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
What it wasn't I didn't know I had done it.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, four to one you did get one there, Brad.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
So it's uh, well, hey man, all you got to
do is get three to tie and Taylor might be
on a roll here.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now it could happen.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
We're gonna have to put in your mind, Brad, open
your mind, all right?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Are you already ready? Start the clock?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Now? Okay?
Speaker 7 (33:15):
Well, first off, if you're into sailing, this is the trophy.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Uh this is a football team out of New York, The.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Blank Point the other one. Okay, one more. Uh uh,
it's like an animal. Is the first word that roams
the range Indians? Yes, oh, not a nickel, but this
is ten cents.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
It's a yes.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh no, what happened? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
They got four tied up?
Speaker 12 (33:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
We got sudden down, have vaction here. I really don't worry.
I'll handle this, all.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Right, man.
Speaker 9 (34:05):
I never realized this is gonna be so excited.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
We're known for it, all right, all right, Doug, me
and you, me and you for thirty seconds, all right,
as mean as we can. Starting to clock.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Now it's another word for the Gerbilt like went up,
Richard what's his name?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
But oh my gosh, on a wheel, it's not what terrible?
Speaker 11 (34:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, yeah, okay, she lost her sheet? She was really no, no,
no shit is it rhymes with the with the sheet
that she lost?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
She was real.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Tiny and uh Sher first name was like blank Jackson,
like the football player and baseball player jack.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
No, little Janet Jackson has lost her sheet, you say,
the first thing comes in your head.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I don't know, tiny tim your nursing rhymes.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
And by the way, Richard Gear just calls it. Thanks
for bringing that story.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I don't know what that was all about. Sometimes think it.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
Doug wait, I like that one. Sometimes thinking.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Man, we got one, all right, Okay, I picked James
to go oh oh with uh, Brad.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
This is gonna work me out.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
He's been sick. I got to do is getting to
the wind.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I did get the hamster off my map.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It wouldn't.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
It's the clue.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
It wasn't so much your mind you want to.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Keep it out.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
And that, by the way I hear, is not even true. No,
it's not true.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Somebody just made know.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
How do you think the hamster films about it?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
All right?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
All right, Brad and James, Brad and James. Now we're
starting off with you're starting off for the last one
y'all had Oh yeah, the last one was trying to okay,
oh okay.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
You got fresh meat online.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
It's like a little cartoon character art clock.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Now the first.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
One I got it. Hey, all right, it's like a
street you can't go but in one direction. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. Uh you reset the alarm in the morning.
That's called but yeah, uh hard bread in the morning.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
In heaven they got wings that come down sometimes in heaven.
Oh yeah, good all you can eat? You can how
you can eat?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
What was that a clue? What do you see a
sign going? It was a sign from having.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
All right, so let me see they gave us one.
That was two and they got a total of four.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Man, James and Brad just my buddy regulation.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Sorry, Doug, I laid down on you on that that
improbably that's all.
Speaker 12 (37:31):
I just I drew a complete blake.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
All right, man, Well you try again, plague in anytime.
We enjoyed having you.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Okay, thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
All right, man, see laid Doug brand out Mules Shoot Texas.
You get the prize package.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Man, that's great, thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Good morning to make shows on your radio.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Man, what is it?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Man?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
We just at Brad Winterer from Mules Shoot Texas. We're
talking about Steve the nice guy Mengola from Love of Texas.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
This says there at Ris, brother in law having a
birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (38:13):
Head the rich sent old Tycoon.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
The classic bed in the morning comes from David Murphy,
a number one fan out of Love of Texas.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
Wow, thanks man, this is bizarre.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Alight.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Here you go, boy, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode touchdown Lsu. As our story opens, Missus Woodrow
Boudreau is settling into bed at the end of a
long day.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Hey, who's man is living party? Don't I television off
a ConA bed?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, I'm Lizbeth.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
Hold up, hold up, shut that window.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Shut it my share.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
Listen, know that beauty most natural music coming from the outside.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
You ain't gonna feels so beautifulness when.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
You catch that west now from all damn Quito bull
crawling into that hole and that big on windows screen.
Speaker 14 (39:06):
That just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix
that hole in the screen. Hey, speaking of making some
beautiless music, how about.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
You and me?
Speaker 13 (39:15):
Oh no, you better got that out there right out
of your head. And the music in hilltil Night is
gonna be you doing a solo? Why that because of
that big bowler ko gumbo you can have for a
then over that T Jones cage and chit kitchen.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
You know how that stuff gives you the tooth?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
You mean like this, touchdown the less u said what
my uncle y'all used to say that up every time
he cracked off a gud and he trumb his.
Speaker 14 (39:55):
Head, say, touchdown the less you.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
That Dare's a foodsball reference.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
I know what a to down here in your big
dumb goober.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this.
Speaker 14 (40:06):
That's what they call the extra point, and that bets
call LSU seven George or nothing.
Speaker 13 (40:12):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man and
others sat Louisiana guarantee could be.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
But I can showing up put some point on the bars.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh look at y'all.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Boom boom, bootdoor is on the march again. Touchdown, LSU.
Speaker 13 (40:31):
So I see your uncle Jack ain't the last idiotponent.
Speaker 14 (40:35):
The boor woo that woodoo boodoo making some big tangs
happening out there the night They say he could be
the next walk to Panton A tony door set a
Josh booty.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Oh yeah, well saying all like gas is klay to me.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I can't believe it. That ain't gonna again.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
It look like he going all the way.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
It must be halftime time.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
What that mean? That made men?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
You gotta switch sides. We don't even enjoyed.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
John Mooy and Bentley Playhouse June In again.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Next time when.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
We'll hear a boodros crusty old uncle Jack say hey,
big man, let me hold it dog.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Good morning everybody. You got the big show on the radio.
Hr Man found a few minutes here have open line
his second top James James Steve headed toward Rocky Mount,
North Carolina. Check out the entire schedule and all James
stuff at funniest man dot com.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
All right, buddy, you the man. I tell you what
one of our favorites, James. I love being here with
your buddy Rascal.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
You know what today is national Come here and give
me a hug.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Deck, Get out of the way, really serious, Marcia behind.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
They'll announce the most huggable people of the year later today.
Forget the hamster. And it's also a National Granola Bar Day.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
A man.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Uh, National Hot and Spicy Food Day. There we go,
and it's National.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Squirrel Appreciation Deck squirrel.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Have you ever had a hot and spicy squirrel on
a granola bar?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
On a granola bar?
Speaker 6 (42:40):
No?
Speaker 9 (42:41):
But I give him went a hug.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Man, y'all?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Hear Michael Moore? You know the fair Night nine one one. Guys,
they planning to do something to the shrub well anyway,
listen to this. His bodyguard was arrested on an airport
gun charge his bodyguard was carrying an unlicensed weapon in
New York's JFK Airport on Wednesday tonight.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
That no guns things good for Michael, but not for
his bodyguards.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
He wants his bodyguard to have a gun.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
It's just like Barbara Strauss standing in Rosie O'Donnell see
all those that's celibrity there. Michael Moore Yeah, very anti uh,
he's very pro gun controlled. Very Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
That was a whole bowling for column buying things.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
They're all hypocrites in other words, like they don't want
us to have a gun for our protection, but they
want their bodyguards to have one for their protecting.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
And we have guns, we legally own gun. So he's
against that and his bodyguard has an unlicensed gun.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
He scared.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, technically he didn't break any rules.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
And we want because he didn't have one, he'll probably
say he didn't know the bodyguards head.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah. Those people get on my nerves, you know, And
I got a gun. I care youn't everybody should have
a gun?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I agree, I mean, I mean, how are you going
to defend yourself?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
All the bad guys got them? Sure, we get them
a legal owner ship of a gun that's in there.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Man. Absolutely absolutely, it's stock up a AMMO.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah you need and not even rubber bullets.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
No, mean back, because I have a theory that one
of these days, sy they're going to repeal the second amount.
That's not going to happen, but one of these days
they'll do all these by the ammunition of what the
liberals did to the tobacco companies about the cigarettes. Well,
let's put a tax on them, making so expensive the
kids can't afford them, you know what I mean. So
let's tax the ammunition. Let's pay these bullets so expensive
(44:25):
we can't buy the AMMA. So I've got eight thousand
rounds already, So I got a garage full of bullets.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, you know, it's shelf life. I mean, you know
what they'll last, you know?
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh absolutely. They don't have to be in perfect shape
to kill something. Yeah, I hear. If one don't go off,
you just try again. Oh god, and I got a
right gun too, that's my back. You are the right
gun is that's a shotgun with your pistol grip. Yeah,
(45:00):
they them have to aim. That's that's once they get
inside your house.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
They say that's the best home protection weapon you can buy,
is you know a shotgun?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Absolutely, because you just blast this point. Yeah, anybody within
a twelve foot circle. You know what I mean, I
ain't gonna have time to aim. I go to the
gun range occasion. I have to go to the gun
range and practice. Yeah, and you can aim there. It
was the best. Knock it down your front door. Try
and get to the TV. Yeah, you know, I can't
have them to see it on my LEAs r and stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
You figure you got town to point, you had.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Time to point. You ain't got time to aim.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
A Home invasions is a happening.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
It ever done, yep, and it's getting more and more
popular choice of crime.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, I tee something that's too that on a serious note.
See that's the difference between crime now and crime twenty
years ago. So used to home, but they even have
home invasions. I called it burgleary then and see now
because of the drug probably in our country, it's so pervasive.
What they're really doing when they break into your home,
they're looking for anything. They don't sell for drug money anything,
So they take a three hundred dollar to be twenty
(46:00):
bucks for it. They're happy, and they're usually stoned in
the of their mind when they break into your home.
That's why they kill people. Do you see these people
getting killed for you know? See, I think you need
to be prepared to defend yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Man, I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
You know, if there was a precinct house at police
station at the end of my driveway that close to
my house, time I called them and they got there,
whoever's coming to my front door would have me already. Yeah,
there's the way the police caing o that quick? You know?
Have they some people who just need killing?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Anybody?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Anybody come to mind? James.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
I won't name them on the air, but.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Thank you very much. James's to think about it, y'all.
Hang on here in just a second.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Let me ask you this. A guy breaks into your
house but you don't have a gun, how are you
going to shoot him?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Thank you very Muchneeder Meyer, Cloude Meyer, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
What is his name? I can't I don't know.
Speaker 10 (47:18):
You knocked your right out.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Of my head.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Gun to kill people?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
The government does? What's just about guns being dangerous? Gun's
been around for years.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
If they were dangerous, I just think someone would have
said something.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Oh Man wrapping up to big show here this morning,
Money on once again James Gregory and Steve Man Gola
Rocky Mount, North Carolina, Le Noir, North Carolina Gees Steve
say something for you, He talks check out funniest Man
dot com for all those James appearances and and stuff
you might want to get if you James Gregory paying.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Oh, that's why you've You've got it already, Just buy
some more anyway.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
And the stories hit on. Here's been happening. Burglar found stunk.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
In vent Uh huh Sursday Bright.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, I've been stuck ro since two a m. Somebody
picked him up when they came to work Tuesday. Legs
were dangling from the ceiling. So he wasn't really hiding
very good either.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Uh we like a dumb crook.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Story wasn't why he was trying to steal? What kind
of story was that? You say? No?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
What is the paramedics police arrived Philly Connection restaurant China.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
That's worth the wrist he was u He laid.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Back on the sandwich through and if you're fine, James
stuck in a chimney Philly.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, you know it's probably because he smelt it.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
I could do.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Any movies over there this weekend.
Speaker 13 (48:59):
You know.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
You know it's been kind of slim pickings at the
movies lately. Yeah, there's this is a slow time of
year for the movies anyway.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
But see, I like I like movies, whether the stage
coaches or police cars. I don't get it in the
same movie. It's believable to me, you know what I mean.
I don't like any family Julia Roberts does. I'm so
sick of that woman. Just I'm sick of here about
her husbands or twins and babies.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
I'm just tired of the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Really. You know, we all know this marriage is not
gonna last either. We all know that. You know, what
is it with Holly?
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Why why can't they stay married?
Speaker 5 (49:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Because they can't find somebody that loves them as much
as they love them, So it must be you know.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I don't know, John Boys stayed married in awful long time.
I don't mean you got enough, you's bread and around.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
I guess they can just afford divorce.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah, they ain't worried about you know, who's gonna get the.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
House or right they'll just go by another house.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah that just go show y'all, look at your little
actresses and all that. But I know that somebody is
tired of it right now nowhere somebody.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh absolutely, it looks not just going to show that
looks aren't everything, because if looks was the main thing,
that you wouldn't have. Uh this this guy now that
this Pigott the boy you know?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Oh yeah, so you love him? You love I like you.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
I never met you, but.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
I know you know they broke up because they say
one of the rivers, I saw she.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Didn't want to have a baby, and he wants to
start a family, and she doesn't want to put her
career on hold.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Baby.
Speaker 9 (50:46):
I thought it was because of Angelina Joe Lee.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Well that was a factor too, to the rumor. So
he won't have a baby, just not with her.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
He wanted to have a baby basically with anybody, and
Angelina how hard.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
That's why I look, it's a shame. Did you see
somebody like Brad Pitt? WHAYI he because he can't I
want a.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Baby, I said, don't you know how it works?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
I know, old fat other guys that can get a baby.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Happy.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
That's who you say people do say around and talk.
You don't heard these guys who know their wife is
not very attractive, but the girlfriend is not, you know,
and that's how they justified she better be the girl
in the world. I'll see what thing. I ain't got
to worry about her leaving me? Well, do she gonna
leave nobody?
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Oh, man, James, we had a big time. Thanks for you.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Oh wait, enjoy being Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, Steve, thank you, buddy. You've been careful out here
for any good man.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Forget about it. Tell you Jack, Randy'll have a good weekend.
Call me if I need you. Billy hit it, let's go.
Speaker 5 (52:15):
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the Big Show dot com. Thanks for Dueltne Music Group,
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Speaker 1 (52:37):
Alright, you'll have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Saturday Edition Big Show tomorrow and then we'll see you
on Monday morning, something you ain't gonna believe.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Ladies and gentlemen, Monday morning, the premiere, the Myth, the
mentioning the land swat.
Speaker 10 (52:55):
That is pretty much how I put it.
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