June 17, 2025 • 45 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, fully recovered from oral surgery, John Boy returns to the Big Show hosting chair!.. - Otherwise - we’ll reflect on the time Cadbury got to meet golf legend, Ben Wright.. - Stan Higgins pops in for a visit.. - Our latest John Boy & Billy Playhouse re-emerges.. - Mark Packer fills in the blanks from the past couple of weeks in college sports.. - and Rev. Billy Ray Collins has rock solid advice for the Class of 2025…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio, Hang
on for our Father's Day and them. First, let me
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Hang on playboard minutes right now, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I get up in the morning and I go off
to work. I don't like my job because my boss
is a jerky, but I gotta make that money. I
gotta take it on home. I'm here to tell you,
buddy that I'm Dad to the bone, Dad to the bone,
(01:23):
Dad to the bone, Dad Dad Dad to the bone.
I make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I
need a thousand more. Baby, for all the bills that
(01:43):
are due.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm in the.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Hole, pretty baby singing just like a stone, got a
wife and four kids, and I'm dad to the.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Ball, Dad to the bone.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh brother, Dad, the dad, the dad. Could you guys
excuse me for just a second. Hello, Yes, honey, bunny, Yeah, listen, I'm.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Kind of in the middleist of and I write you back.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
troll you back in just a minute. Okay, thanks, so.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Sorry. Guys.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife, pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
I'm about to go broken. I'm Dad to the ball,
Dad to the bon Oh you don't know what have
(03:02):
of it. I mean, it's just well, never mind an.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You guys, excuse me just one much second.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Hello, Yes, Honeyboddy, No, No, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes, now, we're only on our first take,
so I really don't.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Know how much longer it's trying to do.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, that's that's check.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That that's a phone. Yeah check guy from the bowlding team. No,
I don't think you guys have met. What difference does
it make what he looks like? I'm sure you guys
have never met. Yes, that that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes,
he plays very well. Yes he does, doesn't honey, cannet?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Pick up a few things at the store and are
at home?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Okay, one second?
Speaker 9 (03:52):
Does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Thanks? Okay? What paper towels? Someone else?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Is that the super MAXI? Do those have the wings?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Okay? All right, I'll take care of it on the way.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
No, I really don't know how I's gonna be. Listen, honey,
the solo is almost over.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I need to go. I tak so Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I hear so much talk that my ears are bleeding,
my life is a mess, and my hairlines recently, I'm
a wreck, pretty baby, it makes me want to moan.
I'm here to tell you, brother that I'm dad to the.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's me, brother.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
The dad, the dad.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Dad to the mall.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
You know this is sounding pretty good?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh boy? Excuse me? Hello?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yes, honey, mooney, Yes, I think we're just getting ready
to wrap up here. Yes, what, Yes, I'll be sure
to give Joey's penn back. I know I'm very bad
about sticking him into my pocket. Yeah, honey, I'll be
home in a few minutes. Okay, I'll talk to you
that bye bye. Okay, fellas, looks like that's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh yeah, dance to the bowls.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, let's play Beating the Blonde one Ain't hundred Big
Show you told free line, got the Big Old Bird
tea County Peanuts prize pack. Come on get you We
playing next.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Look Tuesday morning. This will make Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
My feature track from the Big Show mid Box for
you John Boy and Billy album for you Graduate. How
about a message for the graduates from the Reverend Benter Red.
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Collins key word graduate sit the mid Box at the
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Speaker 1 (06:23):
Click out on their contest money can't get these We'll
call you.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Something you want to play? Make that happen to like
me to blom and we got our man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Junior from Morristown, Tennessee on the line them morning Juniors.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Hey John Boy, Hey everybody, how are you'alling?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
We're awesome, Junior. Welcome in here, Barny.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
The first time calling John Boy.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
All right, let's get you a junior.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hey, I go j and as tain you're sitting over
there and just waiting to help you get this word
Tea County Peanuts prize Pike.
Speaker 10 (06:59):
All right, I am just sitting here waiting.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Right, agree, disagree, too right for too wrong, and you win.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
All right, there we go, But Tager, lets get in
the kitchen. Nice change, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Which was the first kitchen utensil to be used by mankind?
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Mankind?
Speaker 11 (07:21):
The Vegeomatic slices, it dices, it makes Jillian Frock.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think that was a real person back, the vegematic.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
So the first kitchen utensil to be used by the
spin the spin.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Spoon.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Then you thinking it might have been over in the
old country.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
I can tell by your accent.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
So Junior I could do it like the old that.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
They used rocks for everything.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So Junior Tain says the spoon, agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I believe I'll agree.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh yeah, the spoon.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Then what do you think?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What do you think came after the spoon?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
The knife?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
The knife?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
The knife?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You know they already had knives, you know, they they
bring it out.
Speaker 12 (08:22):
The table, right, but they used to, but it was
considered bad manners or bad form to bring the knife
because It was a threatening man even picking your teeth.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
That's why they broke the tip off.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
That's why your your knife and your table knife doesn't.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't get started on forking study.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It was spoon, the knife and the fork much later,
much more.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Alright, there's a mail for Junior. Let's get one more.
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Hit me big a buck.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
A buck is the term used for mail, deer and
an loabes. What don't we call male rabbits old buddy beer? Yeah,
he's never had so much. He called him bulls.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
They call him bulls. Junior, what do you think about
the male rabbit? Agree or disagree with?
Speaker 13 (09:22):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
They are bumps too. Male rabbit is also a bus.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Yeah, what's about.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Junior?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Look at you, man, I ain't got the bird tea
county peanuts price.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Head over to Marstown for congratulations.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Man, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
John Boy all right.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Boy, hang on, Oh look at what we got for
you right now. It's your news on the other side
of time.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
CAP's over this June seventeenth six.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Forgot the name.
Speaker 14 (10:33):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Pistol
Pack and Myrtle. As our story opens, brd Ole Bethid
has just been pulled over by a city police officer.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Afternoon their officer.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Afternoon, ma'am that I see your license and registration?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Please for sure things, Sonny, Hold on just a second,
I got him in here in my.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Purse, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
Is that a gun in your purse?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yes, sir, it's a Darringer thirty two magnum. It's a
two shot over and under. I love the small size.
Don't take up half my purse like some of my
other guns.
Speaker 14 (11:31):
Do you have other guns in the car with you?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Sure? Do well?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Under the seat here, I got a crown plate at
Smith and Wesson forty five. Ain't she abuse?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Whoa, whoa, Yes, very nice? Anything else I should know about?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:47):
In the glove box is a Glock nine millimeter, you know,
for a bunch of euro trash them a strands make
pretty dunk on good stuff. Oh and then the true
I got a Remington eight eighty seven shotgun.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Is the not dro.
Speaker 14 (12:04):
Mayag thatro Mayag hunt that the tactical version love cours Huh?
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
No?
Speaker 6 (12:13):
No, I think that's everything, ma'am.
Speaker 14 (12:15):
I assume you have permits for all of these good
so uh are you on your way home from a
gun show?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
No, sir, the target range.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
No sir, just making a quick run to the grocery store.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Ma'am.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
You mean you carry all these weapons with you all.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
The time, Yes, sir, pretty much, if.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
You don't mind my asking, ma'am, what in the world
are you afraid of?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Not a dead gum thing, Sonny, not a dad gum sign.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and.
Speaker 10 (12:51):
Billy Playhouse and that human head in the backseat somebody
you know.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Jude, and again next time over here the krusty old
manager at Ammo World say.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Sean Boy
and Billy?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Does this pistol come in?
Speaker 15 (13:10):
Pink?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Good morning radio?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Done right, Good morning this big shoulder radio running through
(13:41):
your Tuesday morning at twenty minutes away. All thanks sports
with a back man right now action.
Speaker 16 (13:51):
Hello friends, your old pal Burnford here with another areola
alienating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the New Tattoo. As our story opens, a young housewife
excitedly waits for her husband to get home from work.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
Honey, I'm oh, good.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
Good, good, good goody.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Hi, have a surprise for you.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
Uh, dinner's ready.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, you did the laundry.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
No, you finally shaved your legs. It's on the list.
Speaker 16 (14:20):
But noo okay, I'm stumped.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
What's the surprise.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I got a new tattoo.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Oh aren't you excited? Not really?
Speaker 10 (14:29):
You know I don't like you getting all these tattoos.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh, wait's why you married me.
Speaker 16 (14:33):
No, my dad is the one who said, try to
marry a girl with bad tattoos.
Speaker 10 (14:38):
It shows she makes bad decisions but sticks with it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You liked my last one, No, I didn't.
Speaker 16 (14:46):
You had Christmas tattooed on the inside of one thigh
and New Year's tattooed on the inside of the other thigh.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
I did that because you always said.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
There's nothing to do between the holidays.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Well, okay, I'll give you that one. So what's this
new tattoo you're so excited about.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Well, I know how much you love old movies, right,
And who's your favorite actress of Alta Rigid Bardeux Well,
in her honor, I had her initials biggest life tattooed.
Speaker 10 (15:14):
I'm my glorious booty. All right, turn around and get
those scants off.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Let's have a look.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
You got it there?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
What do you think?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Well? What's wrong?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Honey?
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Who the hell is Bob?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We hope you enjoy John, Bully and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 16 (15:46):
Tune in next time when we're here's the christy old
tattoo artist who specializes in butts.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar like
I can see it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from right now.
It's a big shollo. Let somebody better damn it than me,
tell you than me?
Speaker 10 (16:11):
All right?
Speaker 17 (16:13):
Time might be the Big Show that still freaking him
up at you? Whoa, it's you, Marcel? What am I
doing well? When I'm not hanging up on racing fat
Boy and trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness,
I'm listening to my two favorite straight white Southern boys,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Oh Marcel,
just stop No, I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Good Tuesday morning, Big shows on the radio.
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Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's just outside of the Queen City.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It's Mark Packer from the ACC Network in the Big
esp N. While we got him, he ain't going nowhere
on the Big Show, Hey Mark, how are you, buddy?
Speaker 18 (18:41):
More importantly, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Listen?
Speaker 18 (18:44):
You and I both have issues with the dentists. Not
that the dentist is a problem, the teeth a problem.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
How are you feeling, I'm all right now, I'm all right.
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I have to give a shout out to doctor NaIO,
doctor Abernathy, doctor Sitelin. I had a team working on
my mouth. Know it's very important mouthpack.
Speaker 18 (19:01):
You know, I was gonna say I normally have one.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Dennis.
Speaker 18 (19:05):
She didn't want to deal with me.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You got three or four.
Speaker 18 (19:09):
That is some kind of posseate teeth as you got
working on it.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
A crazy hope you let me get you up. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I was just gonna wish you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I hope you had a good Father's Day because I
know you've been going through some weddings and still want
to go here. So I guess everything's all right.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah, I'm the greatest dad ever.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
After got the mug and everything.
Speaker 18 (19:32):
Yeah, yeah, I have paid for the honor of being
the greatest dad ever, at least for one daughter. I
got the other daughter who's already working on the next wedding,
So uh, you know that's gonna keep me busy here
for the next I don't know, fifteen months or.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
So, give or take.
Speaker 18 (19:47):
But nevertheless, I've been busy, actually put my feet up
watching the baseball because the College World Series still going
on it And jump on those boys down there in Conway,
South Carolina. Uh I tell you what, now, Coast of Carolina,
those guys have come to play. They are already two
and oh in Omaha, Johnny. They've won twenty five games
(20:07):
in a row.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Twenty five row.
Speaker 18 (20:09):
They've not lost since April. Is that crazy?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
That is awesome? You go boys, you go?
Speaker 19 (20:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Man again.
Speaker 18 (20:16):
They keep in mind now they won the national championship
back in twenty sixteen, so it's not like they have
rolled in there like, hey, we haven't done this before.
So as they, as the coach said, we are the
Shank de Clears, get it right, the shanp To Clears.
But they're balling and they're in a great spot. You
start two and oh in that the baseball series again,
(20:36):
you got the two brackets going about. That two and
oh start normally leads a great success to get you
to the least the championship series. So Coast of Carolina
is a good spot. And we'll see what happens with
the ACC. Louisville the only team to make it from
that perspective. Of course, they've got a loser league town
matches afternoon against Oregon State, so they're on the same
bracket as Coast of Carolina. So the shanp To Clears
(20:58):
are just chilling out figuring out which one those two
teams are gonna have to play. And again, somebody's gonna
have to beat the Shaunta Clears twice to get to
the championship series. So we'll see what happens on that front.
You mentioned the Father's Day weekend Sunday. This dude JJ
spawn whoever he is, Johnny, how about that he wins
the US Open. He makes one from eight thousand feet
(21:19):
on the eighteenth hole, and he's walking around like crazy.
In his post game postmatch pres compas he talked about
his little girl was sick as a dog. He was
up at three am at the CBS getting some medicine.
Four and of course he started the day bogue in
five of the first six looks like he played his
way out of it. But then one the US opened
an unbelievable story. And from a professional standpoint, the NBA Playoffs,
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we're going to at least a game six. Got Game
six coming up on Thursday and the NHL playoffs are
folks that still have that hockey. The playoffs have been unbelievable,
but tonight Florida looks to clinch the title again. They're
up three to two on Edmonton. So that's what's going
on in the world of sports, John boy, it's kind
of that time of the year. Everybody's chilling and grilling.
But College World Series and Omaha should be great for
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at least under week or so.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Can ever take absolute give us something to pull for
our Chunta Clears out of beautiful Conway, South Carolina. That's it.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
They're good man, all right, Pat.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
We appreciate you, buddy. You enjoy the rest of your week.
We'll catch up with you.
Speaker 18 (22:20):
Sounds good, John Boy, be good.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
That's my boys.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Mark Piger from ac you see network, get him what
he can on the boob tube afternoons round four pm Eastern. Alright,
then let's play worthy word one ain't hundred big show
you told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good Tuesday morning, there's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Our future track went a big show, bit Box.
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We got Reverend Biller Red Collins calling in on the
front of the road with a message for the graduates.
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My need is you got a graduate moving around? Hit
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Way right now, everybody's head, I buy the bag.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Okay, my wordy word and a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Let's meet a contestants.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
We got a husband and a wife out of Thomas
and Georgia, and they are married to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Where it works out, Kelly and Leland, Good.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
Morning, y'all, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right, then, Leland, but you and Tayter on the team.
Me and Kelly, we'll go on to the other side.
See who can win a battle of the household for
the big old high quality prize. We got well mixed bag,
all right, ready, showed me A mixed bag of words
is what we have, y'all.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
So Lelaan you relax.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Me and Kelly let's see what we can do for
the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Kelly, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (24:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Okay, you old hold on, let me get ready. All right,
little sweet boys.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Through me off you.
Speaker 10 (24:16):
Our husband's on the line.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
He's got a sweet boys. All right, all right, Kelly,
here we go start the clock.
Speaker 9 (24:25):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Oh, here's a problem. I want you to blank.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It you had to yes, uh huh oh eye blank,
it's where you store your stuff up in the eye blank,
puffy white things in the sky or what thank you?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
The opposite of.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Old is.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, I can't see it, Randy, Randy. But the opposite
your your your age. You're not old, you are young
A right man ready already turned in for the other
one that I forgot what I was flewing for.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Goother sex man, I'm old stupid?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Three on the board area tainer and Leland you ready, Leland,
absolutely all right, and.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
Go up north and down blank.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
You you write, pencil and blank paper. Baby has to
do this before it can walk.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
All ye oh.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
This thing tells you north south east west.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
You hold it?
Speaker 20 (25:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Can you speak a foreign blank.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Language?
Speaker 10 (25:46):
The opposite of go.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
All right, and we all put a six on the
board to take the lead by three of the six
or three? All right, Kelly, this is where we step
it up. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Okay? Starting the clock.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Now, get a bucket and water and blank the floor. No,
what do you use not a not a broom? Yes, yes,
it rhymes with it. A blank in the bucket rhymes
blank in the bucket. One single thing of water is
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a what a rain?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
What rhymes no stupid.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Rhyme with.
Speaker 21 (26:37):
It's dropping, it's drop. Leland Winds. I bet she's good looking, Leland.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
She cat big old you baby. We appreciate you playing, y'all.
Surprize pack. You're gonna be flying that high quality signal
at your series American flag, your beautiful home down Thomas
and Georgia. We appreciate y'all. Oh, sweet God, good the
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morning baby shows on the radio. Let me see if
it was me or Kelly. All right, mop all right
rhymes with it blank in the bucket, mop puddle all right.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
So we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
There we go. Yes we are.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Clypquest by Quemungo hung out. Bob McKellen says, hey, guys,
please play the one with Bill Clinton going to the
Army base.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Tay, do you know what old Bob talking about?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Air?
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Sure? I do.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
I'm not gonna say I don't.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I think we got you, Bob. I'm coming up next.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Her.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
More than it's a big show on the radio or
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Speaker 2 (28:33):
You are right there, just taking no packers hard there by. Hello,
Bob McCallan's.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
As classic big requests, he would go, Bob, Welcome to
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Today's episode one hump or two. Our story opens in
a US peacekeeping outpost in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 20 (29:01):
Ah jeesus, crackers, it's just totally unacceptable. Look at that picture.
Can't you get it any cleartin act?
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Sorry, General, that's the best I can do.
Speaker 19 (29:12):
We have ain't no hboll Now show time and this
is the best picture we can get out Cinemax.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm afraid so sure.
Speaker 20 (29:19):
That's the one with the dirty movies too great, Caesar Salad.
Speaker 19 (29:25):
What good is a class force by satellite receiver if
we can't rig it to unscrambled movie channels.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
I tell you this is a sorry way to run
an army. Excuse me, General Pelas, never come up behind.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm not very bad.
Speaker 12 (29:39):
A message from the Pentagon Sair Air Force one was
returning from the Economic Summit in Moscow right. They had
some sort of mechanical problems. They had to make an
emergency landing at outpost.
Speaker 10 (29:49):
Bravo.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Ian Yelton probably ran out of vodka. Bravo. They're only
a few miles from miles from here. Do they need
an emergency crew?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh no, sir.
Speaker 12 (29:58):
The plane has touchdown just fine, but they're going to
take a few hours to do some repairs. The President
has asked if he could have a quick tour of
the base while he's.
Speaker 22 (30:06):
Here and waiting, like they give him a tour on
my boot. She's that pasty faced burger bender wants to
come hunt the soldier boys. Now, a boy, you must
be in bigger trouble back home than we saw now.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
So they're on their way right now, and I should
be hearing about thirty minutes.
Speaker 19 (30:24):
Well, don't just stand there, man, get moving, sir, Corporal Brady,
I sir, for if you couldn't make pie, you'd be
off this base of hard Aye aye, sir, what are
you a pirate? Give me give me that stop a.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Grant with me?
Speaker 8 (30:48):
That pa.
Speaker 23 (30:50):
All right, attention, attention off personnel. That's the best of
the United States. It's on a location they gotta have
to get this page in a tip took shape. This
is not a grill and gentleman, I expect each everyone
to tet the craft, dodging, dope, smoking or the respect
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its office.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
I'm over you.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
But a few minutes later.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
General Pillar, sir, the President is here. Great, I mean now,
welcome to Outposts Delta.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Mister President, Good afternoon, General, thanks for letting us drop
by like this. Hey, I brought you a little President.
Hope you like cigars. They were given to me by
an old friend of mine. They're Monica nudos.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
I mean, oh, well, thank you very much, sir Brady Brady, yes,
get rid of these, okay, and wash your hands when you're.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Done, both of them.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
General Pillars takes the President on a tour of the outposts.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Wo.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Wow, Wow Wow.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
General.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
I don't know much about all this military stuf, but
it looks like me you're doing a good job. Excuse me,
mister President. I just talked to the repair crew.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
They're going to have to fly some replacement parts in
from the US, but they're not going to be here
till morning, so it looks like we're going to be
kind of stuck here until then. Oh brother, I mean
mister President, as commander in chief of the Armed Forces,
you're more than welcome to spend the night.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Here, sir.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Spending the night here might be a very wise move
from a public relations standpoint.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
You know, the President hanging out with the grunts in
the desert.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
That would look very good on CNN.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
That's a good point of luck the way you think.
What's your name, Jennie, sir?
Speaker 7 (32:37):
So, General, are you sure you've got room for us?
Speaker 22 (32:42):
Yes, sir, in fact, you can spend the night in
my ten I'll bunk with the corporal Brady here.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Data.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
This is not going to be a replay in the year.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Later that evening. Thank you again for your hospitality.
Speaker 8 (32:59):
General.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Uh, could I ask you a question? What's the story
on that righty looking old camel that's tied up behind
the mess hall.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
I thought the first lady didn't come with you. That's
all that.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Far.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
I feel free to Oh you mean the real camel? Yeah, yeah, no,
that's old Jone, Sir.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Is uh he the company mascot?
Speaker 19 (33:29):
Well, in a manner of speaking, you see, as you're
seeing as a pretty remote outpost, we got a very
large group of young men here with not much to
do in their off duty. That causes stress.
Speaker 22 (33:38):
We found that the best way to relieve that stress
is to allow the men to relieve certain biological needs
on a regular basis. And that's where old Joe comes in.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
You know, in general, I've done a lot of things
in my life that I'm not particularly proud of, but
that's a long list. Even Ah, have never been that
hard up for entertainment. I'm a pretty broad minded guy,
but frankly, that's about the most disgusting thing I've ever
heard in my life.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Excuse me, mister President.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
The CNN crew will be here fairly early in the morning.
You might want to think about getting some sleep.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
That's probably a good idea, Thanks, Mike.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
Well, have a good night, sir. If you need anything,
I'll be right next door.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Thanks.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
I'm looking at me like that. Thank you, night and night.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Later around three am.
Speaker 8 (34:29):
General Pillars, Yeah what oh yes, mister Rollover.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Could I talk to you for a second place?
Speaker 15 (34:38):
Sorry?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Anything wrong?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
No, no, no, it's just that well, I can't stop
thinking about something we talked about earlier tonight.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
With that pie faced No, no, no, no, Helen, what
are you talking about.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Harry Cambell the camel, Oh Joe. Yeah, you know all
that stuff you were saying about relieving stress and biological
needs and stuff. Well, believe it or not, I have
a lot of those same problems right this moment.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
Don't look at me like that. I'll take me off
my chest.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
And I was well, I was wondering if I could
borrow Old Joe for a few minutes.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Wink wink, no nod.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
I'm sure, go ahead, listen, But could you do me
a favor? Would you mind very much if I brought
Old Joe inside the tent, so this is.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
How it works in about ways.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Inside the tent, just so we could have a little privacy.
I'd really appreciate.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
It, Sir.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
I am the whole law. I would thank you. Thank you, General,
I'll take care of it right away. Corporate Brady, Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 19 (36:07):
The President's in the moved for a little while. Entertainment. No, no,
I'll put the Grasskirk back, bring old Joe ron to
put him in my tent, in your tent, But sir.
Speaker 8 (36:18):
Brady, just shut up. A yes, sir, but the President,
I think I should.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Tell you, General, I'd rather not talk about this if
you don't mind, and I hope I can count on
your discretion in this matter.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Oh you bet. Wow, here's Old Joe now all right.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Thanks Brady, see you freaks in a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
The President leads Old Joe into the tent as the
General and the corporal wait outside.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Oh Joe.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Two minutes later, Well I was pretty twisted, but actually
not half bad.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
Thanks General, I can get rid of that's not a problem, sir.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
So tell me armed the enlisted men kind of you know,
embarrassed about Old Joe.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
Well, actually no, no, well why not? Well usually the
men just ride him into town. We don't give a joint.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
John boy Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear akmed the
camel merchant say.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Hey, big man, let me hold it out.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
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Here you go for your John Boyn Billy album for
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Speaker 15 (38:33):
Good morning, Nerd, John Boyn Billy, and good morning to
all our beloved Freem's other and radio Land. This is
Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua Independent
Full Gospel Penny Coastal Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the frontage rud Well. Friends, we had our
graduation ceremony for the Sword of Joshua Penny Coastal Day
(38:56):
School class of twenty eighteen over the weekend. I tell you,
these youngins has come.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
A long way.
Speaker 15 (39:03):
It ain't been easy, but we turned a bunch of backsliding,
back talking knotheads into Genie.
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Wine driding the wool Bible beating.
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Foot soldiers in the Army of the Lord. You know,
I've been calling the shots here since we opened up
the school.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
But for the first time this year, I passed.
Speaker 15 (39:21):
On doing the commencement speech and give my slot over
to our newly promoted Dean of Students, Youth Pastor, Ricky
Dale Gilmore. And here's the reason I decided to do that. See,
I graduated high school back in nineteen sixty eight, which
don't seem all that long ago to me. You know,
for fifty years, that's a mighty long time. If my graduation,
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if i'd a drug some one wrinkled up dough boy
from nineteen eighteen after tell me how the world works.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
I wouldn't have heard a word.
Speaker 15 (39:53):
He says. I said, Ricky, you're the man this year.
And Ricky says, wow, Sure is a shame. You ain't
gonna talk at graduation. You are to deliver your commencement
speech the next.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Time you go on the radio show.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
Well, so I run it past the big show people
and they said, well, they were really looking for what
the stand up comedy folks calls a tight five, so
indifference to today's so called busy modern lifestyle. Here's the
cliff Notes bullet point version.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
I like to call ten things you need to know
about life.
Speaker 15 (40:28):
That you won't care a lot about for the next
thirty or forty years, but you ought to hear them anyway.
Let's begin Number one. Kanye West is an idiot. I
don't mean to start off picking on old Kanye, although
he's a sure enough idiot I've ever seen one. But
what I'm saying is all of your modern pop cultural
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icons are idiots. Lady god Jah runs around in a
bathing suit made out of Rivi steakes. You reckon, she's
got any useful insights for the modern teenage gals look
up to her so much. Oh, and let's talk about.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
All the pro athletes the fellas love so much.
Speaker 15 (41:08):
Don't get too romantic about a man just because he
can play football. Good you know who won the Heisman
Trophy of the year I graduated a fella named ol J. Simpson.
Turns out football ain't even the.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Thing he's the most famous for.
Speaker 15 (41:25):
Okay, tip number two for the young folks, you're an
idiot too, No offense, But you folks in the Internet
generation don't know half as much as you think you do.
I know that because my bunch was just like you said,
we didn't have cell phones in Facebook to spread our
ignorance around the world.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Of course, the real problem.
Speaker 15 (41:47):
Ain't the stuff you don't know, it's the stuff you
do know that just ain't so Number three.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Everybody you know is an idiot.
Speaker 15 (42:00):
If you don't blame me, take a look at you
all on the Facebook every once.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
In a while. Then there's number four.
Speaker 15 (42:06):
Taxation with representation ain't so hot either. You'll know a
lot more about that once you've drawed a regular paycheck.
Speaker 19 (42:15):
Or two.
Speaker 15 (42:17):
Number five, it ain't no such thing as fun for
the whole family. That'll make more sense to you once
you've had a young inner. Two Number six a man
wants the same thing from a woman as he does
from a pair of underwear, a little bit of freedom
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and a.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Little bit of support.
Speaker 15 (42:40):
Number seven, Old people don't drive slow just to get
on your nerves. It's just that we're the only ones
nowadays that's got time to do the speed limits up next, No,
this is a a little bit of bad news for
the young folks.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Number eight, You're all.
Speaker 15 (42:58):
Going to hell. I know that's my sound of tad
dark for inspirational message.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
To young folks. But I'm a preacher.
Speaker 15 (43:06):
What am I gonna do not tell you you're going
to hell?
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Now?
Speaker 15 (43:10):
I didn't make this up, y'all. Romans three twenty three says, quote,
all have sinned and fall short of the.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Glory of God.
Speaker 15 (43:19):
That means everybody from the weird gal with the earrings
stuck in her lower lip to the quarterback of the
dead gum football team. But I ain't gonna leave y'all
a hanging there. Let's move on to item number nine.
The wages of sin is death, but the gift of
God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord quote unquote.
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Wages see are something you earn, but a gift is
something somebody gives you for free. That's why they call
it the good news, Beloved. There's a whole lot more
to it than that, but I said i'd keep it tight.
So here's one final tip for the class of two
thousand and eighteen, number ten, never miss a good chance
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to shut up, or, as my daddy used to say,
it ain't a bad idea to keep your mouth shutter
once in a while, even when you know what you're
talking about. Well, and that right there sounds like an
exit line if I ever hear one. Oh, by the way,
I'll be doing the full thirty minute Come to Jesus
version of my commencement address during our annual Salute to
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graduates that's coming up this Sunday morning at eleven o'clock
am right here at the Sword of Joshua, Independent fool Gosport,
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Hang on playboard minutes right now, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I get up in the morning and I go off
to work. I don't like my job because my boss
is a jerky, but I gotta make that money. I
gotta take it on home. I'm here to tell you,
buddy that I'm Dad to the bone, Dad to the bone,
(01:23):
Dad to the bone, Dad Dad Dad to the bone.
I make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I
need a thousand more. Baby, for all the bills that
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are due.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm in the.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Hole, pretty baby singing just like a stone, got a
wife and four kids, and I'm dad to the.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Ball, Dad to the bone.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh brother, Dad, the dad, the dad. Could you guys
excuse me for just a second. Hello, Yes, honey, bunny, Yeah, listen, I'm.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Kind of in the middleist of and I write you back.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
troll you back in just a minute. Okay, thanks, so.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Sorry. Guys.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife, pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
I'm about to go broken. I'm Dad to the ball,
Dad to the bon Oh you don't know what have
(03:02):
of it. I mean, it's just well, never mind an.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You guys, excuse me just one much second.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Hello, Yes, Honeyboddy, No, No, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes, now, we're only on our first take,
so I really don't.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Know how much longer it's trying to do.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, that's that's check.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That that's a phone. Yeah check guy from the bowlding team. No,
I don't think you guys have met. What difference does
it make what he looks like? I'm sure you guys
have never met. Yes, that that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes,
he plays very well. Yes he does, doesn't honey, cannet?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Pick up a few things at the store and are
at home?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Okay, one second?
Speaker 9 (03:52):
Does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Thanks? Okay? What paper towels? Someone else?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Is that the super MAXI? Do those have the wings?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Okay? All right, I'll take care of it on the way.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
No, I really don't know how I's gonna be. Listen, honey,
the solo is almost over.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I need to go. I tak so Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I hear so much talk that my ears are bleeding,
my life is a mess, and my hairlines recently, I'm
a wreck, pretty baby, it makes me want to moan.
I'm here to tell you, brother that I'm dad to the.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's me, brother.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
The dad, the dad.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Dad to the mall.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
You know this is sounding pretty good?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh boy? Excuse me? Hello?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yes, honey, mooney, Yes, I think we're just getting ready
to wrap up here. Yes, what, Yes, I'll be sure
to give Joey's penn back. I know I'm very bad
about sticking him into my pocket. Yeah, honey, I'll be
home in a few minutes. Okay, I'll talk to you
that bye bye. Okay, fellas, looks like that's a wrap.
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Oh yeah, dance to the bowls.
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Hey John Boy, Hey everybody, how are you'alling?
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Man?
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We're awesome, Junior. Welcome in here, Barny.
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The first time calling John Boy.
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All right, there we go, But Tager, lets get in
the kitchen. Nice change, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Which was the first kitchen utensil to be used by mankind?
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Mankind?
Speaker 11 (07:21):
The Vegeomatic slices, it dices, it makes Jillian Frock.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think that was a real person back, the vegematic.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
So the first kitchen utensil to be used by the
spin the spin.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Spoon.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Then you thinking it might have been over in the
old country.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
I can tell by your accent.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
So Junior I could do it like the old that.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
They used rocks for everything.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So Junior Tain says the spoon, agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I believe I'll agree.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh yeah, the spoon.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Then what do you think?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What do you think came after the spoon?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
The knife?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
The knife?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
The knife?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You know they already had knives, you know, they they
bring it out.
Speaker 12 (08:22):
The table, right, but they used to, but it was
considered bad manners or bad form to bring the knife
because It was a threatening man even picking your teeth.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
That's why they broke the tip off.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
That's why your your knife and your table knife doesn't.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't get started on forking study.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It was spoon, the knife and the fork much later,
much more.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Alright, there's a mail for Junior. Let's get one more.
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Hit me big a buck.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
A buck is the term used for mail, deer and
an loabes. What don't we call male rabbits old buddy beer? Yeah,
he's never had so much. He called him bulls.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
They call him bulls. Junior, what do you think about
the male rabbit? Agree or disagree with?
Speaker 13 (09:22):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
They are bumps too. Male rabbit is also a bus.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Yeah, what's about.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Junior?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Look at you, man, I ain't got the bird tea
county peanuts price.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Head over to Marstown for congratulations.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Man, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
John Boy all right.
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Boy, hang on, Oh look at what we got for
you right now. It's your news on the other side
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CAP's over this June seventeenth six.
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Forgot the name.
Speaker 14 (10:33):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Pistol
Pack and Myrtle. As our story opens, brd Ole Bethid
has just been pulled over by a city police officer.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Afternoon their officer.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Afternoon, ma'am that I see your license and registration?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Please for sure things, Sonny, Hold on just a second,
I got him in here in my.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Purse, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
Is that a gun in your purse?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yes, sir, it's a Darringer thirty two magnum. It's a
two shot over and under. I love the small size.
Don't take up half my purse like some of my
other guns.
Speaker 14 (11:31):
Do you have other guns in the car with you?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Sure? Do well?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Under the seat here, I got a crown plate at
Smith and Wesson forty five. Ain't she abuse?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Whoa, whoa, Yes, very nice? Anything else I should know about?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:47):
In the glove box is a Glock nine millimeter, you know,
for a bunch of euro trash them a strands make
pretty dunk on good stuff. Oh and then the true
I got a Remington eight eighty seven shotgun.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Is the not dro.
Speaker 14 (12:04):
Mayag thatro Mayag hunt that the tactical version love cours Huh?
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
No?
Speaker 6 (12:13):
No, I think that's everything, ma'am.
Speaker 14 (12:15):
I assume you have permits for all of these good
so uh are you on your way home from a
gun show?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
No, sir, the target range.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
No sir, just making a quick run to the grocery store.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Ma'am.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
You mean you carry all these weapons with you all.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
The time, Yes, sir, pretty much, if.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
You don't mind my asking, ma'am, what in the world
are you afraid of?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Not a dead gum thing, Sonny, not a dad gum sign.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and.
Speaker 10 (12:51):
Billy Playhouse and that human head in the backseat somebody
you know.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Jude, and again next time over here the krusty old
manager at Ammo World say.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Sean Boy
and Billy?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Does this pistol come in?
Speaker 15 (13:10):
Pink?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Good morning radio?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Done right, Good morning this big shoulder radio running through
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your Tuesday morning at twenty minutes away. All thanks sports
with a back man right now action.
Speaker 16 (13:51):
Hello friends, your old pal Burnford here with another areola
alienating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the New Tattoo. As our story opens, a young housewife
excitedly waits for her husband to get home from work.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
Honey, I'm oh, good.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
Good, good, good goody.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Hi, have a surprise for you.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
Uh, dinner's ready.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, you did the laundry.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
No, you finally shaved your legs. It's on the list.
Speaker 16 (14:20):
But noo okay, I'm stumped.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
What's the surprise.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I got a new tattoo.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Oh aren't you excited? Not really?
Speaker 10 (14:29):
You know I don't like you getting all these tattoos.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh, wait's why you married me.
Speaker 16 (14:33):
No, my dad is the one who said, try to
marry a girl with bad tattoos.
Speaker 10 (14:38):
It shows she makes bad decisions but sticks with it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You liked my last one, No, I didn't.
Speaker 16 (14:46):
You had Christmas tattooed on the inside of one thigh
and New Year's tattooed on the inside of the other thigh.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
I did that because you always said.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
There's nothing to do between the holidays.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Well, okay, I'll give you that one. So what's this
new tattoo you're so excited about.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Well, I know how much you love old movies, right,
And who's your favorite actress of Alta Rigid Bardeux Well,
in her honor, I had her initials biggest life tattooed.
Speaker 10 (15:14):
I'm my glorious booty. All right, turn around and get
those scants off.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Let's have a look.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
You got it there?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
What do you think?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Well? What's wrong?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Honey?
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Who the hell is Bob?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We hope you enjoy John, Bully and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 16 (15:46):
Tune in next time when we're here's the christy old
tattoo artist who specializes in butts.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar like
I can see it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from right now.
It's a big shollo. Let somebody better damn it than me,
tell you than me?
Speaker 10 (16:11):
All right?
Speaker 17 (16:13):
Time might be the Big Show that still freaking him
up at you? Whoa, it's you, Marcel? What am I
doing well? When I'm not hanging up on racing fat
Boy and trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness,
I'm listening to my two favorite straight white Southern boys,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Oh Marcel,
just stop No, I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
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It's Mark Packer from the ACC Network in the Big
esp N. While we got him, he ain't going nowhere
on the Big Show, Hey Mark, how are you, buddy?
Speaker 18 (18:41):
More importantly, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Listen?
Speaker 18 (18:44):
You and I both have issues with the dentists. Not
that the dentist is a problem, the teeth a problem.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
How are you feeling, I'm all right now, I'm all right.
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I have to give a shout out to doctor NaIO,
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Speaker 18 (19:01):
You know, I was gonna say I normally have one.
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Dennis.
Speaker 18 (19:05):
She didn't want to deal with me.
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You got three or four.
Speaker 18 (19:09):
That is some kind of posseate teeth as you got
working on it.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
A crazy hope you let me get you up. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I was just gonna wish you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I hope you had a good Father's Day because I
know you've been going through some weddings and still want
to go here. So I guess everything's all right.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah, I'm the greatest dad ever.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
After got the mug and everything.
Speaker 18 (19:32):
Yeah, yeah, I have paid for the honor of being
the greatest dad ever, at least for one daughter. I
got the other daughter who's already working on the next wedding,
So uh, you know that's gonna keep me busy here
for the next I don't know, fifteen months or.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
So, give or take.
Speaker 18 (19:47):
But nevertheless, I've been busy, actually put my feet up
watching the baseball because the College World Series still going
on it And jump on those boys down there in Conway,
South Carolina. Uh I tell you what, now, Coast of Carolina,
those guys have come to play. They are already two
and oh in Omaha, Johnny. They've won twenty five games
(20:07):
in a row.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Twenty five row.
Speaker 18 (20:09):
They've not lost since April. Is that crazy?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
That is awesome? You go boys, you go?
Speaker 19 (20:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Man again.
Speaker 18 (20:16):
They keep in mind now they won the national championship
back in twenty sixteen, so it's not like they have
rolled in there like, hey, we haven't done this before.
So as they, as the coach said, we are the
Shank de Clears, get it right, the shanp To Clears.
But they're balling and they're in a great spot. You
start two and oh in that the baseball series again,
(20:36):
you got the two brackets going about. That two and
oh start normally leads a great success to get you
to the least the championship series. So Coast of Carolina
is a good spot. And we'll see what happens with
the ACC. Louisville the only team to make it from
that perspective. Of course, they've got a loser league town
matches afternoon against Oregon State, so they're on the same
bracket as Coast of Carolina. So the shanp To Clears
(20:58):
are just chilling out figuring out which one those two
teams are gonna have to play. And again, somebody's gonna
have to beat the Shaunta Clears twice to get to
the championship series. So we'll see what happens on that front.
You mentioned the Father's Day weekend Sunday. This dude JJ
spawn whoever he is, Johnny, how about that he wins
the US Open. He makes one from eight thousand feet
(21:19):
on the eighteenth hole, and he's walking around like crazy.
In his post game postmatch pres compas he talked about
his little girl was sick as a dog. He was
up at three am at the CBS getting some medicine.
Four and of course he started the day bogue in
five of the first six looks like he played his
way out of it. But then one the US opened
an unbelievable story. And from a professional standpoint, the NBA Playoffs,
(21:42):
we're going to at least a game six. Got Game
six coming up on Thursday and the NHL playoffs are
folks that still have that hockey. The playoffs have been unbelievable,
but tonight Florida looks to clinch the title again. They're
up three to two on Edmonton. So that's what's going
on in the world of sports, John boy, it's kind
of that time of the year. Everybody's chilling and grilling.
But College World Series and Omaha should be great for
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at least under week or so.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Can ever take absolute give us something to pull for
our Chunta Clears out of beautiful Conway, South Carolina. That's it.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
They're good man, all right, Pat.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
We appreciate you, buddy. You enjoy the rest of your week.
We'll catch up with you.
Speaker 18 (22:20):
Sounds good, John Boy, be good.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
That's my boys.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Mark Piger from ac you see network, get him what
he can on the boob tube afternoons round four pm Eastern. Alright,
then let's play worthy word one ain't hundred big show
you told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good Tuesday morning, there's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Our future track went a big show, bit Box.
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We got Reverend Biller Red Collins calling in on the
front of the road with a message for the graduates.
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Way right now, everybody's head, I buy the bag.
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Okay, my wordy word and a worthy word.
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Let's meet a contestants.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
We got a husband and a wife out of Thomas
and Georgia, and they are married to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Where it works out, Kelly and Leland, Good.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
Morning, y'all, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right, then, Leland, but you and Tayter on the team.
Me and Kelly, we'll go on to the other side.
See who can win a battle of the household for
the big old high quality prize. We got well mixed bag,
all right, ready, showed me A mixed bag of words
is what we have, y'all.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
So Lelaan you relax.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Me and Kelly let's see what we can do for
the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Kelly, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (24:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Okay, you old hold on, let me get ready. All right,
little sweet boys.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Through me off you.
Speaker 10 (24:16):
Our husband's on the line.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
He's got a sweet boys. All right, all right, Kelly,
here we go start the clock.
Speaker 9 (24:25):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Oh, here's a problem. I want you to blank.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It you had to yes, uh huh oh eye blank,
it's where you store your stuff up in the eye blank,
puffy white things in the sky or what thank you?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
The opposite of.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Old is.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, I can't see it, Randy, Randy. But the opposite
your your your age. You're not old, you are young
A right man ready already turned in for the other
one that I forgot what I was flewing for.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Goother sex man, I'm old stupid?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Three on the board area tainer and Leland you ready, Leland,
absolutely all right, and.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
Go up north and down blank.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
You you write, pencil and blank paper. Baby has to
do this before it can walk.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
All ye oh.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
This thing tells you north south east west.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
You hold it?
Speaker 20 (25:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Can you speak a foreign blank.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Language?
Speaker 10 (25:46):
The opposite of go.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
All right, and we all put a six on the
board to take the lead by three of the six
or three? All right, Kelly, this is where we step
it up. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Okay? Starting the clock.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Now, get a bucket and water and blank the floor. No,
what do you use not a not a broom? Yes, yes,
it rhymes with it. A blank in the bucket rhymes
blank in the bucket. One single thing of water is
(26:25):
a what a rain?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
What rhymes no stupid.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Rhyme with.
Speaker 21 (26:37):
It's dropping, it's drop. Leland Winds. I bet she's good looking, Leland.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
She cat big old you baby. We appreciate you playing, y'all.
Surprize pack. You're gonna be flying that high quality signal
at your series American flag, your beautiful home down Thomas
and Georgia. We appreciate y'all. Oh, sweet God, good the
(27:12):
morning baby shows on the radio. Let me see if
it was me or Kelly. All right, mop all right
rhymes with it blank in the bucket, mop puddle all right.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
So we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
There we go. Yes we are.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Clypquest by Quemungo hung out. Bob McKellen says, hey, guys,
please play the one with Bill Clinton going to the
Army base.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Tay, do you know what old Bob talking about?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Air?
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Sure? I do.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
I'm not gonna say I don't.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I think we got you, Bob. I'm coming up next.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Her.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
More than it's a big show on the radio or
something you would like to hear about this time Monday
through Friday, hit us up. John won Miller of Facebook Pages,
thanks on on the cool comments. But the Father's Day
booth there to put up over a fallsday weekend. Hope
y'all had a good fact No, the wedd coming up.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
You are right there, just taking no packers hard there by. Hello,
Bob McCallan's.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
As classic big requests, he would go, Bob, Welcome to
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Today's episode one hump or two. Our story opens in
a US peacekeeping outpost in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 20 (29:01):
Ah jeesus, crackers, it's just totally unacceptable. Look at that picture.
Can't you get it any cleartin act?
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Sorry, General, that's the best I can do.
Speaker 19 (29:12):
We have ain't no hboll Now show time and this
is the best picture we can get out Cinemax.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm afraid so sure.
Speaker 20 (29:19):
That's the one with the dirty movies too great, Caesar Salad.
Speaker 19 (29:25):
What good is a class force by satellite receiver if
we can't rig it to unscrambled movie channels.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
I tell you this is a sorry way to run
an army. Excuse me, General Pelas, never come up behind.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm not very bad.
Speaker 12 (29:39):
A message from the Pentagon Sair Air Force one was
returning from the Economic Summit in Moscow right. They had
some sort of mechanical problems. They had to make an
emergency landing at outpost.
Speaker 10 (29:49):
Bravo.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Ian Yelton probably ran out of vodka. Bravo. They're only
a few miles from miles from here. Do they need
an emergency crew?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh no, sir.
Speaker 12 (29:58):
The plane has touchdown just fine, but they're going to
take a few hours to do some repairs. The President
has asked if he could have a quick tour of
the base while he's.
Speaker 22 (30:06):
Here and waiting, like they give him a tour on
my boot. She's that pasty faced burger bender wants to
come hunt the soldier boys. Now, a boy, you must
be in bigger trouble back home than we saw now.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
So they're on their way right now, and I should
be hearing about thirty minutes.
Speaker 19 (30:24):
Well, don't just stand there, man, get moving, sir, Corporal Brady,
I sir, for if you couldn't make pie, you'd be
off this base of hard Aye aye, sir, what are
you a pirate? Give me give me that stop a.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Grant with me?
Speaker 8 (30:48):
That pa.
Speaker 23 (30:50):
All right, attention, attention off personnel. That's the best of
the United States. It's on a location they gotta have
to get this page in a tip took shape. This
is not a grill and gentleman, I expect each everyone
to tet the craft, dodging, dope, smoking or the respect
(31:11):
its office.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
I'm over you.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
But a few minutes later.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
General Pillar, sir, the President is here. Great, I mean now,
welcome to Outposts Delta.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Mister President, Good afternoon, General, thanks for letting us drop
by like this. Hey, I brought you a little President.
Hope you like cigars. They were given to me by
an old friend of mine. They're Monica nudos.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
I mean, oh, well, thank you very much, sir Brady Brady, yes,
get rid of these, okay, and wash your hands when you're.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Done, both of them.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
General Pillars takes the President on a tour of the outposts.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Wo.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Wow, Wow Wow.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
General.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
I don't know much about all this military stuf, but
it looks like me you're doing a good job. Excuse me,
mister President. I just talked to the repair crew.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
They're going to have to fly some replacement parts in
from the US, but they're not going to be here
till morning, so it looks like we're going to be
kind of stuck here until then. Oh brother, I mean
mister President, as commander in chief of the Armed Forces,
you're more than welcome to spend the night.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Here, sir.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Spending the night here might be a very wise move
from a public relations standpoint.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
You know, the President hanging out with the grunts in
the desert.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
That would look very good on CNN.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
That's a good point of luck the way you think.
What's your name, Jennie, sir?
Speaker 7 (32:37):
So, General, are you sure you've got room for us?
Speaker 22 (32:42):
Yes, sir, in fact, you can spend the night in
my ten I'll bunk with the corporal Brady here.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Data.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
This is not going to be a replay in the year.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Later that evening. Thank you again for your hospitality.
Speaker 8 (32:59):
General.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Uh, could I ask you a question? What's the story
on that righty looking old camel that's tied up behind
the mess hall.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
I thought the first lady didn't come with you. That's
all that.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Far.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
I feel free to Oh you mean the real camel? Yeah, yeah, no,
that's old Jone, Sir.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Is uh he the company mascot?
Speaker 19 (33:29):
Well, in a manner of speaking, you see, as you're
seeing as a pretty remote outpost, we got a very
large group of young men here with not much to
do in their off duty. That causes stress.
Speaker 22 (33:38):
We found that the best way to relieve that stress
is to allow the men to relieve certain biological needs
on a regular basis. And that's where old Joe comes in.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
You know, in general, I've done a lot of things
in my life that I'm not particularly proud of, but
that's a long list. Even Ah, have never been that
hard up for entertainment. I'm a pretty broad minded guy,
but frankly, that's about the most disgusting thing I've ever
heard in my life.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Excuse me, mister President.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
The CNN crew will be here fairly early in the morning.
You might want to think about getting some sleep.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
That's probably a good idea, Thanks, Mike.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
Well, have a good night, sir. If you need anything,
I'll be right next door.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Thanks.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
I'm looking at me like that. Thank you, night and night.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Later around three am.
Speaker 8 (34:29):
General Pillars, Yeah what oh yes, mister Rollover.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Could I talk to you for a second place?
Speaker 15 (34:38):
Sorry?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Anything wrong?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
No, no, no, it's just that well, I can't stop
thinking about something we talked about earlier tonight.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
With that pie faced No, no, no, no, Helen, what
are you talking about.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Harry Cambell the camel, Oh Joe. Yeah, you know all
that stuff you were saying about relieving stress and biological
needs and stuff. Well, believe it or not, I have
a lot of those same problems right this moment.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
Don't look at me like that. I'll take me off
my chest.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
And I was well, I was wondering if I could
borrow Old Joe for a few minutes.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Wink wink, no nod.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
I'm sure, go ahead, listen, But could you do me
a favor? Would you mind very much if I brought
Old Joe inside the tent, so this is.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
How it works in about ways.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Inside the tent, just so we could have a little privacy.
I'd really appreciate.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
It, Sir.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
I am the whole law. I would thank you. Thank you, General,
I'll take care of it right away. Corporate Brady, Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 19 (36:07):
The President's in the moved for a little while. Entertainment. No, no,
I'll put the Grasskirk back, bring old Joe ron to
put him in my tent, in your tent, But sir.
Speaker 8 (36:18):
Brady, just shut up. A yes, sir, but the President,
I think I should.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Tell you, General, I'd rather not talk about this if
you don't mind, and I hope I can count on
your discretion in this matter.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Oh you bet. Wow, here's Old Joe now all right.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Thanks Brady, see you freaks in a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
The President leads Old Joe into the tent as the
General and the corporal wait outside.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Oh Joe.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Two minutes later, Well I was pretty twisted, but actually
not half bad.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
Thanks General, I can get rid of that's not a problem, sir.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
So tell me armed the enlisted men kind of you know,
embarrassed about Old Joe.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
Well, actually no, no, well why not? Well usually the
men just ride him into town. We don't give a joint.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
John boy Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear akmed the
camel merchant say.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Hey, big man, let me hold it out.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Here you go for your John Boyn Billy album for
your favorite graduate, Reverend Billy Red Collins keyword graduates at
the Big Box the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Dot com Oil.
Speaker 15 (38:33):
Good morning, Nerd, John Boyn Billy, and good morning to
all our beloved Freem's other and radio Land. This is
Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua Independent
Full Gospel Penny Coastal Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the frontage rud Well. Friends, we had our
graduation ceremony for the Sword of Joshua Penny Coastal Day
(38:56):
School class of twenty eighteen over the weekend. I tell you,
these youngins has come.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
A long way.
Speaker 15 (39:03):
It ain't been easy, but we turned a bunch of backsliding,
back talking knotheads into Genie.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Wine driding the wool Bible beating.
Speaker 15 (39:12):
Foot soldiers in the Army of the Lord. You know,
I've been calling the shots here since we opened up
the school.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
But for the first time this year, I passed.
Speaker 15 (39:21):
On doing the commencement speech and give my slot over
to our newly promoted Dean of Students, Youth Pastor, Ricky
Dale Gilmore. And here's the reason I decided to do that. See,
I graduated high school back in nineteen sixty eight, which
don't seem all that long ago to me. You know,
for fifty years, that's a mighty long time. If my graduation,
(39:45):
if i'd a drug some one wrinkled up dough boy
from nineteen eighteen after tell me how the world works.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
I wouldn't have heard a word.
Speaker 15 (39:53):
He says. I said, Ricky, you're the man this year.
And Ricky says, wow, Sure is a shame. You ain't
gonna talk at graduation. You are to deliver your commencement
speech the next.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Time you go on the radio show.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
Well, so I run it past the big show people
and they said, well, they were really looking for what
the stand up comedy folks calls a tight five, so
indifference to today's so called busy modern lifestyle. Here's the
cliff Notes bullet point version.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
I like to call ten things you need to know
about life.
Speaker 15 (40:28):
That you won't care a lot about for the next
thirty or forty years, but you ought to hear them anyway.
Let's begin Number one. Kanye West is an idiot. I
don't mean to start off picking on old Kanye, although
he's a sure enough idiot I've ever seen one. But
what I'm saying is all of your modern pop cultural
(40:50):
icons are idiots. Lady god Jah runs around in a
bathing suit made out of Rivi steakes. You reckon, she's
got any useful insights for the modern teenage gals look
up to her so much. Oh, and let's talk about.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
All the pro athletes the fellas love so much.
Speaker 15 (41:08):
Don't get too romantic about a man just because he
can play football. Good you know who won the Heisman
Trophy of the year I graduated a fella named ol J. Simpson.
Turns out football ain't even the.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Thing he's the most famous for.
Speaker 15 (41:25):
Okay, tip number two for the young folks, you're an
idiot too, No offense, But you folks in the Internet
generation don't know half as much as you think you do.
I know that because my bunch was just like you said,
we didn't have cell phones in Facebook to spread our
ignorance around the world.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Of course, the real problem.
Speaker 15 (41:47):
Ain't the stuff you don't know, it's the stuff you
do know that just ain't so Number three.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Everybody you know is an idiot.
Speaker 15 (42:00):
If you don't blame me, take a look at you
all on the Facebook every once.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
In a while. Then there's number four.
Speaker 15 (42:06):
Taxation with representation ain't so hot either. You'll know a
lot more about that once you've drawed a regular paycheck.
Speaker 19 (42:15):
Or two.
Speaker 15 (42:17):
Number five, it ain't no such thing as fun for
the whole family. That'll make more sense to you once
you've had a young inner. Two Number six a man
wants the same thing from a woman as he does
from a pair of underwear, a little bit of freedom
(42:37):
and a.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Little bit of support.
Speaker 15 (42:40):
Number seven, Old people don't drive slow just to get
on your nerves. It's just that we're the only ones
nowadays that's got time to do the speed limits up next, No,
this is a a little bit of bad news for
the young folks.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Number eight, You're all.
Speaker 15 (42:58):
Going to hell. I know that's my sound of tad
dark for inspirational message.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
To young folks. But I'm a preacher.
Speaker 15 (43:06):
What am I gonna do not tell you you're going
to hell?
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Now?
Speaker 15 (43:10):
I didn't make this up, y'all. Romans three twenty three says, quote,
all have sinned and fall short of the.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Glory of God.
Speaker 15 (43:19):
That means everybody from the weird gal with the earrings
stuck in her lower lip to the quarterback of the
dead gum football team. But I ain't gonna leave y'all
a hanging there. Let's move on to item number nine.
The wages of sin is death, but the gift of
God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord quote unquote.
(43:42):
Wages see are something you earn, but a gift is
something somebody gives you for free. That's why they call
it the good news, Beloved. There's a whole lot more
to it than that, but I said i'd keep it tight.
So here's one final tip for the class of two
thousand and eighteen, number ten, never miss a good chance
(44:04):
to shut up, or, as my daddy used to say,
it ain't a bad idea to keep your mouth shutter
once in a while, even when you know what you're
talking about. Well, and that right there sounds like an
exit line if I ever hear one. Oh, by the way,
I'll be doing the full thirty minute Come to Jesus
version of my commencement address during our annual Salute to
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graduates that's coming up this Sunday morning at eleven o'clock
am right here at the Sword of Joshua, Independent fool Gosport,
Penny Coast, latimbly just off State Road twenty three. On
this here's the Reverend Billerray Collins reminingions it's time to turn,
so you don't burn John Boyn Billy Yo.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Keep them straight up.
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