June 18, 2025 • 39 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater updates the Hollywood beat with another chapter of Tatertainment News.. - The first day of summer is this Friday - so JD’s springs into action with their Pre-Summer Super Sale - Mad Max has his first encounter with PETA - Tater hands out our What to Watch assignments.. - We’ll see what the school system has put on their summer answering machine.. - and we’ll wrap up with a history lesson on beer with Mr. Rhubarb…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the big shoe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after.
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Your news weathers mart. Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stayed La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
down on that there.
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Big show woe.
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There's funny.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I caary on Pete, listen, get up and listen, get
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at it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Were back in the groove.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Don't take long when you've been doing as long as
we have, take a long time off and then ping pang.
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Ping, Yeah, follow it. Yeah, try to be interesting.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
We had a great Father's Day weekend. We did an
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Speaker 5 (03:14):
Akay, flag?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay? Through three days in history where we got our categories.
Get you ready.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
June eighteenth, there was nineteen ninety two Italian police arrested
a man for stealing seventeen thousand little bars of hotels.
Soak what seventeen thousand? I'm guess that he probably didn't
go room to room. He probably just hit the mother
load where they were storing him.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, collected that minute, think about it more than I
can use fifteen stop start over.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I move up to nineteen ninety four. At the Las
Vegas auction, a collector paid thirty six thousand dollars where
Elvis Presley's expired, a American Express car.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That was celebrated to that. All right, yeah, okay, I'm sorry,
I can't quit take it, I can't have it. Okay, Finally,
here we go one more.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Twenty twenty three, the submersible vessel that made the descent
to explore the wreck of the RMS Titanic imploded in
the North Atlantic Ocean, killing the five occupants.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
There's all kind of weird rumors going on about that.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Now.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
You need to watch this documentary that's up on the
streaming now. It's it's called titan titan I believe it's
a yeah and yeah. It explores things like he had
a death wish, the guy who built the submarine, and
perhaps it was a murder suicide plow man.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, so it was that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, you were telling them about that. What about something
just happened like a year or two ago, that's the one. Yeah,
that's what.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
So this isn't the Titanic one. Oh wait mane, this
was twenty twenty three. Okay, yeah, I was all confused.
I thought they were going down to the Titanic they were. Oh,
I'm glad I ain't got to play this guy.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
And that's what he had done is built a thing
to go observe or look at. Okay, the wreck of
the Titanic. And this was two years ago today, how
about that. But they didn't die. They didn't die right away,
did it?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah? Okay? Yeah, all right. I thought they were down
there looking for him for a while.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Well they were because they weren't sure they were looking
for him because they didn't know what it had they
lost contact.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
All right, Well, maybe i'll just watch you, watch you deal.
Yeah you're talking about Yeah, I don't even know if
you need to do that.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Well, let's talk about underwater stuff and that'll that'll be
our category here, right, Okay, one eight hundred big show.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You told free line, Come on, we'll play out birds next.
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Good morning. It is a makesh all.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Al Radio Run it Dude, Tuesday June seventeen, twenty twenty
five feature Dragman to make Sure bet boxer Reverend Billy
Ray Collins was yesterday and it was wonderful.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
And I start.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I want to do it again on Godhead.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Surprise me a little bit that's been doing uppers. Let's
play uppers.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Jon Boy, Billy, give.
Speaker 12 (06:52):
The prizes from the big prize be let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 13 (06:58):
This shit a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You're playing out there?
Speaker 11 (07:04):
Have they up against time?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You have the best time.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Le say hid away from Auburn. I love a bard.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Shots. Good morning, Ray, good morning.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
How you do it?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hey man?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
We are awesome. Welcome on in here amongst us. All right, Ray,
we want to get this prospect to you down Auburn.
Let's get you through these three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You ready to go?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
We won't tell. Give us three things that you take
from a hotel room ready to.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Go, food, shampoo, and coffee packs.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Yeah yeah, so wait traveling, all right, give us three
popular credit cards ready.
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To go.
Speaker 15 (08:02):
American Express, Discover in Visa.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sam and for the wind. Three things that can stay
underwater Ready to.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Go fish, scuba divers and submarines.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
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Speaker 1 (08:30):
Headed down to Auburn for you boy, Congratulations, Thank you
John Boy.
Speaker 15 (08:34):
Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You go ahead.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I'd like to say welcome back, hope you're feeling better.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And hello to my grandson Louis. All right, Hello, you
don't run under a lot of young Louise these days.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
I like you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Hang on with Jackie, my boy.
Speaker 15 (08:54):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Quite a many hours tom of your news celebrating Elvis
Presles inspired Americans card money.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
On the side.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It works out.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Smorning there's a big show on the radio celebrated Elvas's
America's press card expired, still brought thirty six grand people
just can't help it? How am I for the velvet?
EVAs what the July Nation band got this tube.
Speaker 16 (10:10):
On the weekends, they're out before the sun rise at
the fire grounds and the fast Fire parking lot. Win
a bagoes with Teddy Bears and eight tracks and then
your turtles.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Come and get them.
Speaker 16 (10:28):
While they're hot.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Got a deal for you on a new car stereo.
Speaker 16 (10:37):
Look over by the door.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's just what you're looking for.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
Black velvet and attacking wood frame.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's elv and it looks really.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Light for twenty big ones.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
You can buy it for you.
Speaker 16 (10:56):
Squeeze a velvet Elva if you please. Hey, anybody check
us out? Random Nintendo games over here? Look here, it's
in Super Mario Brothers.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Go to Cambodia.
Speaker 16 (11:11):
You know you can't buy us in the store. Say what, Bootleg,
my alf buddy, you come here?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Ain't none of this stuff stolen?
Speaker 9 (11:19):
No?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Wheez good Wednesday morning, June the eighteenth, you got the
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big show on the radio. Well, our boy's stand. Higgins
is around here somewhere. I guess when he's done chatting
up the sales girls, he'll pip in.
Speaker 17 (11:56):
Don't mind I pay the John Boddy, Randy, Jackie, Peter
Cake very under monitor west End.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So first question always has to me, how's you love life?
In a word problematic sense? A story?
Speaker 17 (12:10):
Well, I really thought I had found the one stunning, gorgeous, voluptuous, hygienic,
and on top of all that, a news anchor.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Wow, anyone we know what's his name?
Speaker 17 (12:21):
Predictably hilarious, professionally jocular, dependably comedic, funny, too shortened the appellation.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
In fact, the news anchor was a she. Well that's exciting.
So what happened?
Speaker 17 (12:32):
Well, despite her high profile position, she was a bit
of a featherhead. What a featherhead? A dim with a
dunce adult much like Charlie Brown, she was a blackhead.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Ah, so what gave it away? Well?
Speaker 17 (12:44):
On our first date, we were making out on my couch.
I stood up and I said, why don't we take
this upstairs? She jumped up and said, okay, I'll take
this end.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
It was not a good sign. Ten Forcey knew and.
Speaker 17 (12:57):
Once I told her I need to have you home
by eight fifteen, she said, the middle of August. I'll
need to pack another fast. Come on, stand, I can't
all be rocket son acknowledge aware, understood, I get it
to be more to the point, but it wasn't just
her meager intellect. If she could just keep her work
out of her personal life.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Well, to be fair, she's a news anchor, She's probably
always keeping an eye out for another story.
Speaker 17 (13:21):
Oh, that would be fine. But she has a tendency
to ruin the mood when we're being intimate. Really, just
as we were getting started, she'd yelled this just in
puts me right out of the mood.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
There, buddy, I'm sure there's somebody out there. You're you're
bound to be someone's type.
Speaker 17 (13:38):
The last time I was someone's type, I was donating
blad Well and word and upward. I think I'll swing
by the stenole pool and see if anyone wants to
go out for a five dollars foot long.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
The sub what I have to feed her too?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, next time you're in the area, be sure happens.
I always do later theaters.
Speaker 18 (14:00):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the Lounderman family,
leaving this soul and then like in portraygo dot dot dot,
you know, kind of host set.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla
Oblong Goha with John Boy and Billy on the Big
Show like that one John Boy.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Good Morning.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
It's a big show on the radio coming up in
minutes as Tayner Taman News. We'll play some John boyd Jebity,
Big Oldbird tea County Peanuts prize package, talking about Elvis,
talking about in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Let's go back to Vegas right here, bent Well.
Speaker 19 (15:41):
For the first time in years, the Las Vegas Visitors
in Convention Bureau has changed their world famous tourism slogan,
what Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. Actually it's more
an update. The new version is what happens here only
happens here. That's a tad less zingy than the original slogan,
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but it's way better than some of the ideas for
an update that didn't make the cut Today's Big Show
Top ten list Top ten rejected new Las Vegas slogans.
Number ten Gopher broke odds are You'll get there? Number
nine now.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
With legal weed.
Speaker 19 (16:25):
Number eight the only place you can run into Celine
Dion at Whole Foods. Number seven, Am I missing a tooth?
Number six? You've seen what we did for carat top.
Imagine what we can do for you. Number five, what
do you mean she's not breathing. Number four okay, okay,
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everybody shut up for a second.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I need to think.
Speaker 19 (16:54):
Number three. Wait, you don't have to do this.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You'll get your money.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I swear.
Speaker 19 (17:01):
Number two in the face the fers and the number
one rejected Las Vegas slogan, Come for the shrimp.
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Leave with the crabs. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
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Right now, it's time for Taylor Tayman news.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Morin, I appreciate you have got some trial news. It
looks like in California the parole board is scheduled for
a hearing about Lyle and Eric Menendez. Yeah, last month
they received the new sentence which allowed for the possibility
of parole, and so now they're being they're going to
review that and see about granting them.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
I hear it.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah, still had to be exactly.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
And R Kelly is seeking a presidential pardon. He was
placed in solitary confinement after claiming that officials had plotted
to kill him in prison. R Kelly the R and
B singer. You you familiar? Okay, there could be more
people on the outside wanting R Kelly to cease to exist.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
They may call Hillary she got numbers R Kelly's Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
R Kelly's attorney said that they're in open discussions with
people close to President Donald Trump, and the discussions have
expanded and in intensified, according to People magazine. And Monday
was day twenty three of the Diddy trial, so there's
still more people, lots of witnesses coming forward, so lots
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of things. Well, I mean, we haven't seen the defense
side yet, but yeah, looking pretty good.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's looking very bad.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Looking good.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, looking good.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Beyond sy a posh British Hotel double booked the rooms
where Beyond his staying. She almost lost out on her
thirty four thousand dollars a night at house. No, No,
she's over there, she's been playing, she's had been playing
her shows over at the stadium. There her Cowboy Carter tour.
(19:48):
And the hotel booked some movie stars Sidney Sweeney and
Julianne Moore to stay in the Zach Zach same suite
as they were coming to London to promote their Apple
TV Plus film Echo Valley.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So mayhem ensued and everyone.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
As yeah, who else would pay thirty four thousand dollars
for a room?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Americans? There are a lot of idiots in the world.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
Now.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
The sweet did feature a roof terrace, a private small
spiral staircase, and personal butler. But if you're out working,
if you're out working, how are you going to enjoy it?
But so that's according to.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
This, that's why I always hung around had room service. Yeah, Valley, Yeah,
he just blew off work.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Some sad news for the Royals.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Looks like Prince William's dear friend passed away in a
tragic incident. Where it happened, No, a dear friend, a
close friend friend, Okay, I mean, would you.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Call it a friend.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
At that point, do you call your deers deer?
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Well?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
During we raised one. Okay, I'm sorry, all.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Right, we're moving around from that.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
But during a polo match last week in England, a
bumblebee flew into the mouth of billionaire Sonjay Kapoor.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I don't say anymore. It's still good, all right, i'd.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Finally I told you sad news.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I prefaced it.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Everybody knows that I prefaced killed him. Yes, it was allergic. Yes,
who was son Jay Kapoor? And who was that? A billionaire?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
A friend of Prince William.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
See was killed?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
All right, I'll try to end on some good news.
NFL veteran Aaron Rodgers confirmed, Uh huh. Then he got married.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
It's been wearing a wedding ring and somebody, one of
the reporters, we noticed you're wearing a ring.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
He went, yeah, that's right, like Puddy from the Yeah.
So he was at the Kentucky Derby wearing the.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Ring on his finger, and he wore it while signing
a contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers. And he did not
share any details uh when it was first seen with
the press. But yeah, People Magazines.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Says that one that he kicked Dan and Patrick to
the curb for.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
For shitting well, he kicked Dan Patrick to the curb
for Shalne Woodley and then they broke up and then
he married.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Uh, this was like a whirlwind romance the one he
ended up married.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
So they didn't list her name.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
They don a bumble bee. That's fine.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
I'm gonna tell you, I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
To Oh well, let's get on as a winner.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review yesterday's question.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We found out.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
According to historians, there was a real life inspiration for
the nursery rhyme little ms. Mamma's head on a tough
Her father was a doctor, thought spiders had healing powers
and forced her to do this when spiders made her.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Eat spiders when she was sick, no.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Wonder she was traumatized about this spider coming down the
side of her. Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen
thirty eight, researchers set the standard multi pack size for
this popular product because it was considered the most a
woman could safely carry.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Yeah, what are cans of whoop ass?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That's what that is? What y'all got one eight hundred
big show. You told free line.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
We go, do we get the Winter? We play John
Boy Jeopardy next Good Wednesday Morning. There's a big show
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on the radio. Hummadoo your homed Hey, our future drive
from the Big Show bent Box, mister Rubarb's.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
History minute, the invention of beer. So's your keyword beer?
Who hit the bit box at the Big Show dot com?
Right now, let's play Oh Yeah live from here.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
It's a John Boy in Jeopardy and now a man
who got a little rattled by a baby doll cash
here when she asked if he wanted his.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Milk put in a bag, he said, oh no, just
leave it in the curtain.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
He's John Boy. Haw's that?
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Hey, Gary, have a Decatur Tennessee Carton Carton, Good morning, Gary.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Morning third.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
But oh yeah, you got first shot at John boyjevity
this morning. Let's see what you do with it. It
was back in nineteen thirty eight. Gear researchers set the
standard multi pack size for this popular product because it
was considered the most a woman could safely carry.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I say tampon, You say those feminine priduct deals.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I just couldn't bring myself to say it. Now here's
here's a guy who's never lived with a woman.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Oh, I just can't carry all this.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Something. They're so heavy, Sam's club even still, they weigh
like a feather.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
They don't expire, do they do?
Speaker 11 (25:53):
We have to buy them one at a time.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, it's big old world out there. Get out of
the cater there but to move around. There are women
out there getting to know the appreciate you, buddy, have
a little full girl. Let's go to Larry. He's all right, Manny,
Old North Carolina. Morning, Larry. How's everything on the out
of banks this morning?
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Hot and wet? Good morning, Good morning, buddy, I mean
rain wet?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah yeah, Highway twelve on the water right now?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Oh yeah, well Larry, you're up, buddy. What do you
think Researchers set the standard for a multipack because it
was considered the most woman could safely carry. Now timponds.
I'm sure you've heard, have already been guessed.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
So I can't get whoop, that's.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
So what you got?
Speaker 10 (26:54):
Well, i'll tell you what. If you're a good man too,
you're a good woman. She should bring you home a
six pack here.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Say a six pack of beer?
Speaker 10 (27:03):
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I'm a good woman.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, once again.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
It was a first for paps blue ribbon.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
It's amazing how many events they said Hello John boy
and Billy rock and roll racing. There you go had
to end sometimes. Yeslarry, good work, buddy. The birte County
Peanuts Prize pack at Birtee County just up a little
north and west of you.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
We gonna get you a big old package, buddy.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Awesome, awesome. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
You go ahead.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
I like to shout out to all the awesome ladies
and Michael that work hard every day in the Register
of Dee's office at the Deer County Courthouse.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, I had a boy. I appreciate you and
the boys listen to the big show.
Speaker 10 (27:53):
Hang on, thank you, sir.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Hey man, Let's just talk about Christmas grocery, sport and
goods and tackled our Swan corner, North Carolina. That's North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Woman dug up places and don want to talk about
and look at that, Larry.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I'm mannygo man.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
So I want to give a shout out and get
you John woman of grilling sauce. Walk it out there
here over July fourth and Christmas grocery US two sixty four.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
Right, all right, this is the award winning John Boy
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and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 14 (29:00):
Hey America, thank Hogarth, you got a minute. I've had
a lot of stuff noodling in my noggin lately. The
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Tick your job. Sit there, shut your yapper and listen.
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a whole lot more interesting than you are. And even
if I'm not, what the hell are you gonna do
about it? I was sitting at the drive through over
at the choke and puke, and what pulls up behind
me but one of those little smart cars, you know,
the ones. They look like your kid's lunch box with
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a worst paint job, slightly smaller than the biggest thing
that ever fell out of your butt, and looky there
behind the wheel A loser. I don't know. Maybe I'm
a little on the dim side. Maybe I'm intellectually slow.
Maybe just maybe I'm right below Mississippi on the IQ scale,
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But this much, I do know. Just how smart is
it driving a car that would lose in a head
on collision with a june bug? Who the hell cares
what kind of gas mileage it gets when the last
trip you take is going to be to the hospital
when your car is blown off the road by a
gentle breeze. And how are you saving money when you
got to go to the store twelve times to buy
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a dozen eggs? What the hell has happened to our
cars America? American cars used to be iconic. They were
made of more one hundred percent USDA Detroit steel than
Betty White's hips. They guzzled down the high test like
Joe Namath at the Hotel Minibar, and you could swipe
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a phone pole at eighty five miles an hour and
buffet out with a damn claw. Now they're made a
plastic run on fermented corn, and if your fart, the
doors fly off. And cars used to be chick magnets
with badass names like Cougar and Thunderbird. Now you gotta
get that cougar drunk on Thunderbird to get her and
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that artsy FARTSI saved the planet.
Speaker 11 (31:12):
Gamobile you're driving.
Speaker 14 (31:15):
Nowadays, the parking lot of curves is Chaka block, with
sissy little gems like Prius, Cube, Solstice, Yaris, and Mini Cooper.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
Maybe I'm old fashioned, Maybe I'm behind the times. Maybe
just maybe this tinfoil hat I'm wearing it's keeping all
the new ideas out of my cabasa.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
But let me hip you. Hay Seeds to the cold
hard truth.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
Just like our kids, our movies, our food, our whole
damn way of life, the auto world has been deluded
to a pansy fied, politically correct force cylinder puke fest
and the final indignation, the ultimate kick in the cajones,
the pitiful steak in the heart of the last bastion
of top gear testosterone.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
The electric car God help us.
Speaker 14 (32:09):
Like any other real American mail, there's no substitute for
going to the pump, taking that long, hard, shiny nozzle
and burying it deep in your baby's tank, giving her
a steady stream of high octane love that'll keep her purring.
Like Kim Kardashian at the Beethy Awards. Now America's new
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crop a half men sift their latte pinky extended while
they plugged their Tesla into charge so they can reach
a top speed of forty five heart pounding miles an
hour for ten whole miles. Good for you, princess. I'll
remember to leave the seat down for you. All you
formerly manly car companies need to take those peppermint panties
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off your candy ass and start making real cars again.
Stop marketing cars the guys who use the women's room.
Make American cars great again. Make cars with names like oh,
I don't know, test Toasterrosa, the all new Ultra Viking
in Furnace Maximus, and my personal favorite.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Gorilla Balls.
Speaker 14 (33:22):
Cars we can drive proudly and feel confident when we
pull up to that girl on the corner, you know,
the one that bleach blonde with a tear in her fishnets,
a bad case of mattress head and a pierced front tooth,
smoking a cigar and humming freebird and don't worry should
get in the car. Oh dear, look at the time,
seems like I've gone on along again. Tough crap, and
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you're welcome until next time. This is tank Hogarth.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Stop sucking America, John Boy and billy.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Floor caught out credit, there's a neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
There ain't no residential district.
Speaker 15 (34:08):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, there's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
He was going on and JD's howdy friends.
Speaker 20 (34:46):
Well it's printing near the start of summer, and you
know what that means, getting outdoors and aggravating you up
any neighbors with a significantly less than sophisticated lifestyle. That's
why JD's is announcing the super Sizzling Summer Sale, where
a feller can find all sorts of potentially hazardous and
downright and he's slapping fun for the hot weeks ahead.
Like JD's revolutionary yard sprinkler and pressure washer combination, the
JD Super Mega Water wiggle Washer, He'll shoot a high
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pair streatment to the young gins at a skim peeling
four hundred pounds a square.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
It'll cut driveway grease mildew off a mile siding and
has been known to.
Speaker 20 (35:16):
Successfully and efficiently remove those embarrassing dukes of hazzard tattoos.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Hey, mommy, go over here, look at this, and why.
Speaker 20 (35:25):
Not living up the neighborhood cookout with JD's all new
wacky hot dog loads. Shove some of these babies in
y ousture minor winners on you buddies, drill and watch
the mayhem ensue.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I can't see I can't see it.
Speaker 20 (35:36):
I've been blinding my hot free shrape. We got yard monkeys,
weed killer, truck wax, post hole digger, selar cane, cut
off shorts, flip flops, dog food, propane, subwoofer, sweet tea,
floor fans, and an assortment of rear end gears to
fit any Camaro from sixty nine to present. And don't
forget about this Saturday night out behind their Concord, North
Carolina location for the JD's Caterpillar skitsteerloader paps, blue ribbon
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outdoor concert pavilion feature, and give them I'm hell Junior
starring Joe Bob Mullins as a legendary Junior Johnson.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
You got that old car doaled in real good YEP,
I sure did a.
Speaker 20 (36:09):
Special appearance by Ward Burton trying to say caudle pillar skins,
deerloader cat.
Speaker 10 (36:14):
Cat, kad cat.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
I can't say it up trugged, So turn you mony
in a truck man.
Speaker 20 (36:20):
Head on down to JD's twenty four hour drive through
Pontgnado Parts Pharmaceutical don't get beat and tackle discount cigarette outlet.
I'm visit our new location in Johnson City, Tennessee next
to Smiling Monkey's discount tanning beds and low interest mobile
home loans.
Speaker 18 (36:32):
Do it today, Jay d j D's what other boy,
good morning? You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
After your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (36:47):
Mom.
Speaker 21 (36:49):
All I wanted to do was let us send with
on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk and crawl
under a bearskin rug. Why do why have to listen
to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever on that
noisy big joke button.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Mama, good morning. That's a big show on al radio
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for you.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Wednesday morning, June the eighteenth, Right bye bye. To get
back into work here a little bit, don't care a
mile purty mileth.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
Two three.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Save you'll pay attention. He know you have to look
at it.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
I just tried to see if your face lost shape
or anything.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Let me know is it on or is it on
the other side?
Speaker 10 (38:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Okay, looking good?
Speaker 6 (38:17):
Yeah man, Anyway, I appreciate you working with my wife
found some pictures me and when the kids were young
and worked with you day to put them on the
Facebook page. If y'all ain't check them out, check them
out there outa you pictures.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Check out the young hot Jackie in the back.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
That was the control room uptown Charlotte, North Carolina and
all beginning.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, that shit, it looked like the late ladies, early.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Nineties, right y'all, Jagger, I could tell you it was
early nineties.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Yeah, all right, I see John Boy and Billy Facebook
page to put your cute little boys, big show kids
on their too, man like that.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Let's see here what we got. Oh yeah, it is
National Take Me Fishing Day.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Speaking of pictures on the Facebook, me and old slow
Joe there is what we we make some new memories
over the fourth of July holiday, So we'll try to
work on that, okay.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Anyway, Yeah, back to the fishing eye.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
Yeah, get Courtney ready, she's gonna come in Handy one
of Jackie's people helping us out.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
The big show rolls on
Good morning. You got the big shoe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Your news weathers mart. Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stayed La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
down on that there.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Big show woe.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
There's funny.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I caary on Pete, listen, get up and listen, get
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Speaker 1 (01:12):
Were back in the groove.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Don't take long when you've been doing as long as
we have, take a long time off and then ping pang.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ping, Yeah, follow it. Yeah, try to be interesting.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
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Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay? Through three days in history where we got our categories.
Get you ready.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
June eighteenth, there was nineteen ninety two Italian police arrested
a man for stealing seventeen thousand little bars of hotels.
Soak what seventeen thousand? I'm guess that he probably didn't
go room to room. He probably just hit the mother
load where they were storing him.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, collected that minute, think about it more than I
can use fifteen stop start over.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I move up to nineteen ninety four. At the Las
Vegas auction, a collector paid thirty six thousand dollars where
Elvis Presley's expired, a American Express car.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That was celebrated to that. All right, yeah, okay, I'm sorry,
I can't quit take it, I can't have it. Okay, Finally,
here we go one more.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Twenty twenty three, the submersible vessel that made the descent
to explore the wreck of the RMS Titanic imploded in
the North Atlantic Ocean, killing the five occupants.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
There's all kind of weird rumors going on about that.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Now.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
You need to watch this documentary that's up on the
streaming now. It's it's called titan titan I believe it's
a yeah and yeah. It explores things like he had
a death wish, the guy who built the submarine, and
perhaps it was a murder suicide plow man.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, so it was that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, you were telling them about that. What about something
just happened like a year or two ago, that's the one. Yeah,
that's what.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
So this isn't the Titanic one. Oh wait mane, this
was twenty twenty three. Okay, yeah, I was all confused.
I thought they were going down to the Titanic they were. Oh,
I'm glad I ain't got to play this guy.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
And that's what he had done is built a thing
to go observe or look at. Okay, the wreck of
the Titanic. And this was two years ago today, how
about that. But they didn't die. They didn't die right away,
did it?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah? Okay? Yeah, all right. I thought they were down
there looking for him for a while.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Well they were because they weren't sure they were looking
for him because they didn't know what it had they
lost contact.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
All right, Well, maybe i'll just watch you, watch you deal.
Yeah you're talking about Yeah, I don't even know if
you need to do that.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Well, let's talk about underwater stuff and that'll that'll be
our category here, right, Okay, one eight hundred big show.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You told free line, Come on, we'll play out birds next.
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Good morning. It is a makesh all.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Al Radio Run it Dude, Tuesday June seventeen, twenty twenty
five feature Dragman to make Sure bet boxer Reverend Billy
Ray Collins was yesterday and it was wonderful.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
And I start.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I want to do it again on Godhead.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Surprise me a little bit that's been doing uppers. Let's
play uppers.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Jon Boy, Billy, give.
Speaker 12 (06:52):
The prizes from the big prize be let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 13 (06:58):
This shit a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You're playing out there?
Speaker 11 (07:04):
Have they up against time?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You have the best time.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Le say hid away from Auburn. I love a bard.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Shots. Good morning, Ray, good morning.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
How you do it?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hey man?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
We are awesome. Welcome on in here amongst us. All right, Ray,
we want to get this prospect to you down Auburn.
Let's get you through these three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You ready to go?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
We won't tell. Give us three things that you take
from a hotel room ready to.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Go, food, shampoo, and coffee packs.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Yeah yeah, so wait traveling, all right, give us three
popular credit cards ready.
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Speaker 15 (08:02):
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Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sam and for the wind. Three things that can stay
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Speaker 7 (08:11):
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Headed down to Auburn for you boy, Congratulations, Thank you
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Speaker 15 (08:34):
Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You go ahead.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I'd like to say welcome back, hope you're feeling better.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And hello to my grandson Louis. All right, Hello, you
don't run under a lot of young Louise these days.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
I like you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Hang on with Jackie, my boy.
Speaker 15 (08:54):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Quite a many hours tom of your news celebrating Elvis
Presles inspired Americans card money.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
On the side.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It works out.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Smorning there's a big show on the radio celebrated Elvas's
America's press card expired, still brought thirty six grand people
just can't help it? How am I for the velvet?
EVAs what the July Nation band got this tube.
Speaker 16 (10:10):
On the weekends, they're out before the sun rise at
the fire grounds and the fast Fire parking lot. Win
a bagoes with Teddy Bears and eight tracks and then
your turtles.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Come and get them.
Speaker 16 (10:28):
While they're hot.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Got a deal for you on a new car stereo.
Speaker 16 (10:37):
Look over by the door.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's just what you're looking for.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
Black velvet and attacking wood frame.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's elv and it looks really.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
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Speaker 10 (10:54):
You can buy it for you.
Speaker 16 (10:56):
Squeeze a velvet Elva if you please. Hey, anybody check
us out? Random Nintendo games over here? Look here, it's
in Super Mario Brothers.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Go to Cambodia.
Speaker 16 (11:11):
You know you can't buy us in the store. Say what, Bootleg,
my alf buddy, you come here?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Ain't none of this stuff stolen?
Speaker 9 (11:19):
No?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Wheez good Wednesday morning, June the eighteenth, you got the
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big show on the radio. Well, our boy's stand. Higgins
is around here somewhere. I guess when he's done chatting
up the sales girls, he'll pip in.
Speaker 17 (11:56):
Don't mind I pay the John Boddy, Randy, Jackie, Peter
Cake very under monitor west End.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So first question always has to me, how's you love life?
In a word problematic sense? A story?
Speaker 17 (12:10):
Well, I really thought I had found the one stunning, gorgeous, voluptuous, hygienic,
and on top of all that, a news anchor.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Wow, anyone we know what's his name?
Speaker 17 (12:21):
Predictably hilarious, professionally jocular, dependably comedic, funny, too shortened the appellation.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
In fact, the news anchor was a she. Well that's exciting.
So what happened?
Speaker 17 (12:32):
Well, despite her high profile position, she was a bit
of a featherhead. What a featherhead? A dim with a
dunce adult much like Charlie Brown, she was a blackhead.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Ah, so what gave it away? Well?
Speaker 17 (12:44):
On our first date, we were making out on my couch.
I stood up and I said, why don't we take
this upstairs? She jumped up and said, okay, I'll take
this end.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
It was not a good sign. Ten Forcey knew and.
Speaker 17 (12:57):
Once I told her I need to have you home
by eight fifteen, she said, the middle of August. I'll
need to pack another fast. Come on, stand, I can't
all be rocket son acknowledge aware, understood, I get it
to be more to the point, but it wasn't just
her meager intellect. If she could just keep her work
out of her personal life.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Well, to be fair, she's a news anchor, She's probably
always keeping an eye out for another story.
Speaker 17 (13:21):
Oh, that would be fine. But she has a tendency
to ruin the mood when we're being intimate. Really, just
as we were getting started, she'd yelled this just in
puts me right out of the mood.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
There, buddy, I'm sure there's somebody out there. You're you're
bound to be someone's type.
Speaker 17 (13:38):
The last time I was someone's type, I was donating
blad Well and word and upward. I think I'll swing
by the stenole pool and see if anyone wants to
go out for a five dollars foot long.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
The sub what I have to feed her too?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, next time you're in the area, be sure happens.
I always do later theaters.
Speaker 18 (14:00):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the Lounderman family,
leaving this soul and then like in portraygo dot dot dot,
you know, kind of host set.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla
Oblong Goha with John Boy and Billy on the Big
Show like that one John Boy.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Good Morning.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
It's a big show on the radio coming up in
minutes as Tayner Taman News. We'll play some John boyd Jebity,
Big Oldbird tea County Peanuts prize package, talking about Elvis,
talking about in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Let's go back to Vegas right here, bent Well.
Speaker 19 (15:41):
For the first time in years, the Las Vegas Visitors
in Convention Bureau has changed their world famous tourism slogan,
what Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. Actually it's more
an update. The new version is what happens here only
happens here. That's a tad less zingy than the original slogan,
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but it's way better than some of the ideas for
an update that didn't make the cut Today's Big Show
Top ten list Top ten rejected new Las Vegas slogans.
Number ten Gopher broke odds are You'll get there? Number
nine now.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
With legal weed.
Speaker 19 (16:25):
Number eight the only place you can run into Celine
Dion at Whole Foods. Number seven, Am I missing a tooth?
Number six? You've seen what we did for carat top.
Imagine what we can do for you. Number five, what
do you mean she's not breathing. Number four okay, okay,
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everybody shut up for a second.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I need to think.
Speaker 19 (16:54):
Number three. Wait, you don't have to do this.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You'll get your money.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I swear.
Speaker 19 (17:01):
Number two in the face the fers and the number
one rejected Las Vegas slogan, Come for the shrimp.
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Leave with the crabs. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
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Right now, it's time for Taylor Tayman news.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Morin, I appreciate you have got some trial news. It
looks like in California the parole board is scheduled for
a hearing about Lyle and Eric Menendez. Yeah, last month
they received the new sentence which allowed for the possibility
of parole, and so now they're being they're going to
review that and see about granting them.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
I hear it.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah, still had to be exactly.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
And R Kelly is seeking a presidential pardon. He was
placed in solitary confinement after claiming that officials had plotted
to kill him in prison. R Kelly the R and
B singer. You you familiar? Okay, there could be more
people on the outside wanting R Kelly to cease to exist.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
They may call Hillary she got numbers R Kelly's Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
R Kelly's attorney said that they're in open discussions with
people close to President Donald Trump, and the discussions have
expanded and in intensified, according to People magazine. And Monday
was day twenty three of the Diddy trial, so there's
still more people, lots of witnesses coming forward, so lots
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of things. Well, I mean, we haven't seen the defense
side yet, but yeah, looking pretty good.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's looking very bad.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Looking good.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, looking good.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Beyond sy a posh British Hotel double booked the rooms
where Beyond his staying. She almost lost out on her
thirty four thousand dollars a night at house. No, No,
she's over there, she's been playing, she's had been playing
her shows over at the stadium. There her Cowboy Carter tour.
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And the hotel booked some movie stars Sidney Sweeney and
Julianne Moore to stay in the Zach Zach same suite
as they were coming to London to promote their Apple
TV Plus film Echo Valley.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So mayhem ensued and everyone.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
As yeah, who else would pay thirty four thousand dollars
for a room?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Americans? There are a lot of idiots in the world.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
Now.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
The sweet did feature a roof terrace, a private small
spiral staircase, and personal butler. But if you're out working,
if you're out working, how are you going to enjoy it?
But so that's according to.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
This, that's why I always hung around had room service. Yeah, Valley, Yeah,
he just blew off work.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Some sad news for the Royals.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Looks like Prince William's dear friend passed away in a
tragic incident. Where it happened, No, a dear friend, a
close friend friend, Okay, I mean, would you.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Call it a friend.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
At that point, do you call your deers deer?
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Well?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
During we raised one. Okay, I'm sorry, all.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Right, we're moving around from that.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
But during a polo match last week in England, a
bumblebee flew into the mouth of billionaire Sonjay Kapoor.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I don't say anymore. It's still good, all right, i'd.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Finally I told you sad news.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I prefaced it.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Everybody knows that I prefaced killed him. Yes, it was allergic. Yes,
who was son Jay Kapoor? And who was that? A billionaire?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
A friend of Prince William.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
See was killed?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
All right, I'll try to end on some good news.
NFL veteran Aaron Rodgers confirmed, Uh huh. Then he got married.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
It's been wearing a wedding ring and somebody, one of
the reporters, we noticed you're wearing a ring.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
He went, yeah, that's right, like Puddy from the Yeah.
So he was at the Kentucky Derby wearing the.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Ring on his finger, and he wore it while signing
a contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers. And he did not
share any details uh when it was first seen with
the press. But yeah, People Magazines.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Says that one that he kicked Dan and Patrick to
the curb for.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
For shitting well, he kicked Dan Patrick to the curb
for Shalne Woodley and then they broke up and then
he married.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Uh, this was like a whirlwind romance the one he
ended up married.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
So they didn't list her name.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
They don a bumble bee. That's fine.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
I'm gonna tell you, I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
To Oh well, let's get on as a winner.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review yesterday's question.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We found out.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
According to historians, there was a real life inspiration for
the nursery rhyme little ms. Mamma's head on a tough
Her father was a doctor, thought spiders had healing powers
and forced her to do this when spiders made her.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Eat spiders when she was sick, no.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Wonder she was traumatized about this spider coming down the
side of her. Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen
thirty eight, researchers set the standard multi pack size for
this popular product because it was considered the most a
woman could safely carry.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Yeah, what are cans of whoop ass?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That's what that is? What y'all got one eight hundred
big show. You told free line.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
We go, do we get the Winter? We play John
Boy Jeopardy next Good Wednesday Morning. There's a big show
(24:15):
on the radio. Hummadoo your homed Hey, our future drive
from the Big Show bent Box, mister Rubarb's.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
History minute, the invention of beer. So's your keyword beer?
Who hit the bit box at the Big Show dot com?
Right now, let's play Oh Yeah live from here.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
It's a John Boy in Jeopardy and now a man
who got a little rattled by a baby doll cash
here when she asked if he wanted his.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Milk put in a bag, he said, oh no, just
leave it in the curtain.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
He's John Boy. Haw's that?
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Hey, Gary, have a Decatur Tennessee Carton Carton, Good morning, Gary.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Morning third.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
But oh yeah, you got first shot at John boyjevity
this morning. Let's see what you do with it. It
was back in nineteen thirty eight. Gear researchers set the
standard multi pack size for this popular product because it
was considered the most a woman could safely carry.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I say tampon, You say those feminine priduct deals.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I just couldn't bring myself to say it. Now here's
here's a guy who's never lived with a woman.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Oh, I just can't carry all this.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Something. They're so heavy, Sam's club even still, they weigh
like a feather.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
They don't expire, do they do?
Speaker 11 (25:53):
We have to buy them one at a time.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, it's big old world out there. Get out of
the cater there but to move around. There are women
out there getting to know the appreciate you, buddy, have
a little full girl. Let's go to Larry. He's all right, Manny,
Old North Carolina. Morning, Larry. How's everything on the out
of banks this morning?
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Hot and wet? Good morning, Good morning, buddy, I mean
rain wet?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah yeah, Highway twelve on the water right now?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Oh yeah, well Larry, you're up, buddy. What do you
think Researchers set the standard for a multipack because it
was considered the most woman could safely carry. Now timponds.
I'm sure you've heard, have already been guessed.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
So I can't get whoop, that's.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
So what you got?
Speaker 10 (26:54):
Well, i'll tell you what. If you're a good man too,
you're a good woman. She should bring you home a
six pack here.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Say a six pack of beer?
Speaker 10 (27:03):
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I'm a good woman.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, once again.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
It was a first for paps blue ribbon.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
It's amazing how many events they said Hello John boy
and Billy rock and roll racing. There you go had
to end sometimes. Yeslarry, good work, buddy. The birte County
Peanuts Prize pack at Birtee County just up a little
north and west of you.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
We gonna get you a big old package, buddy.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Awesome, awesome. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
You go ahead.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
I like to shout out to all the awesome ladies
and Michael that work hard every day in the Register
of Dee's office at the Deer County Courthouse.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, I had a boy. I appreciate you and
the boys listen to the big show.
Speaker 10 (27:53):
Hang on, thank you, sir.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Hey man, Let's just talk about Christmas grocery, sport and
goods and tackled our Swan corner, North Carolina. That's North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Woman dug up places and don want to talk about
and look at that, Larry.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I'm mannygo man.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
So I want to give a shout out and get
you John woman of grilling sauce. Walk it out there
here over July fourth and Christmas grocery US two sixty four.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
Right, all right, this is the award winning John Boy
(28:48):
and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 14 (29:00):
Hey America, thank Hogarth, you got a minute. I've had
a lot of stuff noodling in my noggin lately. The
windmills of my mind have been spinning like a damp
pinky and a dry nostril. I've gotta download some of
this info, and my skull's gonna pop like a full.
Speaker 11 (29:17):
Tick your job. Sit there, shut your yapper and listen.
Speaker 14 (29:22):
While I hobbler and try to compreende. Trust me, I'm
a whole lot more interesting than you are. And even
if I'm not, what the hell are you gonna do
about it? I was sitting at the drive through over
at the choke and puke, and what pulls up behind
me but one of those little smart cars, you know,
the ones. They look like your kid's lunch box with
(29:44):
a worst paint job, slightly smaller than the biggest thing
that ever fell out of your butt, and looky there
behind the wheel A loser. I don't know. Maybe I'm
a little on the dim side. Maybe I'm intellectually slow.
Maybe just maybe I'm right below Mississippi on the IQ scale,
(30:05):
But this much, I do know. Just how smart is
it driving a car that would lose in a head
on collision with a june bug? Who the hell cares
what kind of gas mileage it gets when the last
trip you take is going to be to the hospital
when your car is blown off the road by a
gentle breeze. And how are you saving money when you
got to go to the store twelve times to buy
(30:26):
a dozen eggs? What the hell has happened to our
cars America? American cars used to be iconic. They were
made of more one hundred percent USDA Detroit steel than
Betty White's hips. They guzzled down the high test like
Joe Namath at the Hotel Minibar, and you could swipe
(30:49):
a phone pole at eighty five miles an hour and
buffet out with a damn claw. Now they're made a
plastic run on fermented corn, and if your fart, the
doors fly off. And cars used to be chick magnets
with badass names like Cougar and Thunderbird. Now you gotta
get that cougar drunk on Thunderbird to get her and
(31:10):
that artsy FARTSI saved the planet.
Speaker 11 (31:12):
Gamobile you're driving.
Speaker 14 (31:15):
Nowadays, the parking lot of curves is Chaka block, with
sissy little gems like Prius, Cube, Solstice, Yaris, and Mini Cooper.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
Maybe I'm old fashioned, Maybe I'm behind the times. Maybe
just maybe this tinfoil hat I'm wearing it's keeping all
the new ideas out of my cabasa.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
But let me hip you. Hay Seeds to the cold
hard truth.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
Just like our kids, our movies, our food, our whole
damn way of life, the auto world has been deluded
to a pansy fied, politically correct force cylinder puke fest
and the final indignation, the ultimate kick in the cajones,
the pitiful steak in the heart of the last bastion
of top gear testosterone.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
The electric car God help us.
Speaker 14 (32:09):
Like any other real American mail, there's no substitute for
going to the pump, taking that long, hard, shiny nozzle
and burying it deep in your baby's tank, giving her
a steady stream of high octane love that'll keep her purring.
Like Kim Kardashian at the Beethy Awards. Now America's new
(32:30):
crop a half men sift their latte pinky extended while
they plugged their Tesla into charge so they can reach
a top speed of forty five heart pounding miles an
hour for ten whole miles. Good for you, princess. I'll
remember to leave the seat down for you. All you
formerly manly car companies need to take those peppermint panties
(32:54):
off your candy ass and start making real cars again.
Stop marketing cars the guys who use the women's room.
Make American cars great again. Make cars with names like oh,
I don't know, test Toasterrosa, the all new Ultra Viking
in Furnace Maximus, and my personal favorite.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Gorilla Balls.
Speaker 14 (33:22):
Cars we can drive proudly and feel confident when we
pull up to that girl on the corner, you know,
the one that bleach blonde with a tear in her fishnets,
a bad case of mattress head and a pierced front tooth,
smoking a cigar and humming freebird and don't worry should
get in the car. Oh dear, look at the time,
seems like I've gone on along again. Tough crap, and
(33:44):
you're welcome until next time. This is tank Hogarth.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Stop sucking America, John Boy and billy.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Floor caught out credit, there's a neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
There ain't no residential district.
Speaker 15 (34:08):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, there's a big show
(34:40):
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
He was going on and JD's howdy friends.
Speaker 20 (34:46):
Well it's printing near the start of summer, and you
know what that means, getting outdoors and aggravating you up
any neighbors with a significantly less than sophisticated lifestyle. That's
why JD's is announcing the super Sizzling Summer Sale, where
a feller can find all sorts of potentially hazardous and
downright and he's slapping fun for the hot weeks ahead.
Like JD's revolutionary yard sprinkler and pressure washer combination, the
JD Super Mega Water wiggle Washer, He'll shoot a high
(35:08):
pair streatment to the young gins at a skim peeling
four hundred pounds a square.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
It'll cut driveway grease mildew off a mile siding and
has been known to.
Speaker 20 (35:16):
Successfully and efficiently remove those embarrassing dukes of hazzard tattoos.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Hey, mommy, go over here, look at this, and why.
Speaker 20 (35:25):
Not living up the neighborhood cookout with JD's all new
wacky hot dog loads. Shove some of these babies in
y ousture minor winners on you buddies, drill and watch
the mayhem ensue.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I can't see I can't see it.
Speaker 20 (35:36):
I've been blinding my hot free shrape. We got yard monkeys,
weed killer, truck wax, post hole digger, selar cane, cut
off shorts, flip flops, dog food, propane, subwoofer, sweet tea,
floor fans, and an assortment of rear end gears to
fit any Camaro from sixty nine to present. And don't
forget about this Saturday night out behind their Concord, North
Carolina location for the JD's Caterpillar skitsteerloader paps, blue ribbon
(35:58):
outdoor concert pavilion feature, and give them I'm hell Junior
starring Joe Bob Mullins as a legendary Junior Johnson.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
You got that old car doaled in real good YEP,
I sure did a.
Speaker 20 (36:09):
Special appearance by Ward Burton trying to say caudle pillar skins,
deerloader cat.
Speaker 10 (36:14):
Cat, kad cat.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
I can't say it up trugged, So turn you mony
in a truck man.
Speaker 20 (36:20):
Head on down to JD's twenty four hour drive through
Pontgnado Parts Pharmaceutical don't get beat and tackle discount cigarette outlet.
I'm visit our new location in Johnson City, Tennessee next
to Smiling Monkey's discount tanning beds and low interest mobile
home loans.
Speaker 18 (36:32):
Do it today, Jay d j D's what other boy,
good morning? You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
After your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (36:47):
Mom.
Speaker 21 (36:49):
All I wanted to do was let us send with
on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk and crawl
under a bearskin rug. Why do why have to listen
to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever on that
noisy big joke button.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Mama, good morning. That's a big show on al radio
(37:43):
for you.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Wednesday morning, June the eighteenth, Right bye bye. To get
back into work here a little bit, don't care a
mile purty mileth.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
Two three.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Save you'll pay attention. He know you have to look
at it.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
I just tried to see if your face lost shape
or anything.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Let me know is it on or is it on
the other side?
Speaker 10 (38:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Okay, looking good?
Speaker 6 (38:17):
Yeah man, Anyway, I appreciate you working with my wife
found some pictures me and when the kids were young
and worked with you day to put them on the
Facebook page. If y'all ain't check them out, check them
out there outa you pictures.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Check out the young hot Jackie in the back.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
That was the control room uptown Charlotte, North Carolina and
all beginning.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, that shit, it looked like the late ladies, early.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Nineties, right y'all, Jagger, I could tell you it was
early nineties.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Yeah, all right, I see John Boy and Billy Facebook
page to put your cute little boys, big show kids
on their too, man like that.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Let's see here what we got. Oh yeah, it is
National Take Me Fishing Day.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Speaking of pictures on the Facebook, me and old slow
Joe there is what we we make some new memories
over the fourth of July holiday, So we'll try to
work on that, okay.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Anyway, Yeah, back to the fishing eye.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
Yeah, get Courtney ready, she's gonna come in Handy one
of Jackie's people helping us out.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
The big show rolls on
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