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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi Big Show fans, Citizen Randy at your service.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And today's podcast is an encore edition of The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Since the rest of the
crew is off enjoying the juneteenth National Holiday, I thought
i'd give you a treat. This one originally aired on Thursday,
June seventeenth, two thousand and four. Back then, we always
kicked things off with the late great Robert D.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Raeford. Enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Point Counterpoint One day this week, I repeated an item
that was on a twenty twenty program about myths we
live by. On this one that's curmudgeonly reported. John Stossel
was talking about how there is no scarcity of landfill's
and that all these recycling campaigns were not necessary. This
brought a reply from a listener in Knoxville, Tennessee. John
Homer was in the Solid Waste office of the City
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of Knoxville. It's a rather long rebuttal from John Skinner,
executive director of this SWANNA as it will be called
Waste Association, which I have to edit, but hope it
gets their counterpoint across. SWANA set an ambitious goal to
create more opportunities for national exposure to solid waste issue
in the mainstream media. Our feeling was that expanded media
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coverage would help to establish a better public understanding of
the important issues facing municipal solid waste managers. First opportunity
came when we received a call from ABC's national news
magazine twenty twenty requesting technical information. The show, hosted by
John Stossel, air the following Friday night, was called Myths,
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Lies and downright Stupidity. The myth that twenty twenty wanted
to discuss was whether or not we were in danger
of being buried in our own garbage due to the
lack of landfill capacity. Well, Swanna jumped to the chance
without hesitation. The interview lasted for about forty five minutes,
and the question of most interest to ABC was whether
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or not we were running out of land to cite
new landfills and therefore were in danger of drowning in
our own garbage. In a nine second piece of a
two minute and forty seven second two minute, forty seven
second segment, Jeremy's interview was reduced to a single sound bite.
This was the swanno. Official Swana made it to prime
time and our name and logo showed up in front
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of tens of millions of people who only think about
their garbage when they're taking it to the curve. Their
number of other reasons to recycle, none of them has
anything to do with land filled space or the lack thereof.
First of all, recycling saves energy because producing products from
recycled materials consumes much less energy than from virgin raw materials.
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This can significantly reduce the consumption of energy from renewable
fossil fuels such as coal, imported oil, natural gas, and
significantly reduce the environmental emissions from energy production, including greenhouse
gases and mercury. Where you can see right there, sir.
While they will certainly trunk h your sound bite, it
goes on to say, recycle also avoids the adverse environmental
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impacts of mining, harvesting, and processing virgin raw materials, so on,
so on, so on, so on. Thirdly, recycling will reduce
the need for and the cost of long term care
of landfills, including the potentially very high cost of future
corrective action. Perhaps it's time to rekindle the national discussion
on the real value of recycling so that it cannot
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be threatened by a nine second sound bite. That's the
counterpoint from the executive director of Swanna, John H. Skinner,
And you can certainly see from his counterpoint why they
cut them so much. I see the recycling truck coming
largely into my neighborhood every Monday. It's a big truck,
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most modern, usually with two men grabbing the recycling plastic
containers and slamming them into the truck and then throwing them,
never placing them at throwing them sometimes all the way
across the street and often in driveways. And I'm one
about the expense of this operation. And I'm wondering why
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I should put out all those newspapers and magazines that
I paid for go out to be recycled to make
more newspapers and magazines, which I will also pay for.
And I'm wondering, as I pick up this box full
of papers, very heavy, when someone is going to slip
and fall under this heavy load, break something and soothe
the city or the recycling people. And I wonder why
(04:24):
it hasn't happened already. One more thing about sound bites
on TV. That's like arguing with the umpire. They'll take
an hour's worth of stuff and put less than a
minute on the air. It's the nature of the Beast.
Robert d Rayfer, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Show Ton out scaping these mountain bikers with stream skiff.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here
we are Thursday morning, June seventeenth. Yo yo ho.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Ho show here, Oh yo yo yo. Where's our hoe?
Make of a passer in a kitchen?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
It turned for to handle that pip with them big hands.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Heard those in the kitchen with Jackie zones in the
jigeon and some ineviasion with jerg.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Please let I hope go you lady, oh, your lady?
Who now go to bed? Y'all?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, hey, hey, you can't talk about a hold?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That why we got my gosh, what was that?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Different sounds coming out of my body? All right, it
happens we're been.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Doing that after twenty four years. Yeah, have you heard
one you have never heard before?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Let me know. Ye.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
We got Charlie the holland grill boy outside.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh on, some Charlie grilling it up this morning.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We got h big show, foods boys coming in, had
some food line boys. We got all we got a
summer plan. We're kicking off our summer thriller. On the griller. Yes,
we'll be moving up and down the coastal areas of
eastern United States cooking dead stuff in food line, right
(06:06):
out in front of food lines. You drive by food
line today, market on the market. I'm we get out
and pee in the park.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What are we wild animals? We'll be telling you get
a mental notes.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that work. Yeah, our thriller on the
griller of food line. So as we can't get off today,
big time Carlic cook, old boys, Red Fred.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Going in some food line boys and girls. Now they'll
mark their territory. But that's all another story.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And the spiller on the grilla in the US Open
starts today.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Talking about golf. Randy. It's originally named Goff. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Ben Right, our big show golf correspondent will be with
us on open line to preview the US Open. The
course Ben Right covering golf of CBS Sports over twenty
years until he was politically incorrect by pointing out that
women's boobs get in the way, but that well, actually,
you know business, he never really said that. That's the
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thing about it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I said that jugs got.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I didn't really say everything I said.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Like it being all right, y'all got a bunch of
dude this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So much to tell y'all.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Yeah, we'd have some more quality stuff to tell you
about it right now, but our boobs are in.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
The way.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Again to get it sink in the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Morning the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Alrighty all, it's uh ttilate shit with this prize baggage
that we're getting ready to play for you. Maybe you'll
pay attention to these dates in history if you plan
to call in, try to play.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It'll help you. You using the words like titillate doesn't
hurt either.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Right Hey, Fluger Fishing prize by including a Fluger Contender
trolling combo great for saltwater check out was new at
Flugerfishing dot com. We've got a Leonard Skinner get back
including the new Leonard Skinner Live double CD set len
Record stores now, and you're qualified for Triver two to
the two thousand and four Crown Roll Golf Championship and
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invited to play in the Virginia's for Lovers Pro Am. Tuesday,
July sixth, they roll New Ken Golf Course. Alright, here
you go, Today's June seventeenth singer Barry Manilow is fifty
eight years old.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Remember I had work done but not enough.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Oh yeah, yes, I'm on American Idol. Recently, johnes Rivers
looked like everybody. Somebody grabbed a skin on the back
of his head and pulled.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But you know, but but he said, what happened? He
ran into a door and broke his nose. So as
broke he figured, why not go ahead and shave some
office bat I'm under that's right, old Barry Manilo.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
My first groupie was a Barry Man alone. Oh my god,
that's this little.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Fourteen year old girl that love Barry manelove. Yeah, so
naturally she went for you.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, I'm not following the story and ends of the spectrum.
I looked last why I was in Knoxville, Tennessee. Looked
like Grizzly Adams moving around a.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Fourteen year old girl. Barry Man alone, John boy, what worry?
I won't what happened to her? Maybe you were the
romantic sorbet I wasn't get romantic. Billage is fourteen years old.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
She had like, oh how old are you? I'm sorry
twenty one? Okay, see I was living See that would
be weird. Yeah, never mind Jerry Lee Lewis.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
I was gonna say, and Billy's defense if any of
us any here has a Jerry Lee potential though marrying
their color.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, only one of us in the rooms ever said
cousins were good for practicing. That's right, that's right your reputation.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Let's say Barry man load. I'll tell you some more
about Barry later today. All right, it was on his date.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Such your tea, and then I'll take you about.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
My second groupie on his day in eighteen seventy. George
Kormac was born in Scotland. In nineteen twenty four, while
working in the United States, he invented wheaties, the breakfast
of champions.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I call them Cormac crunches. Not too Jewish. Cormac invented wheaties.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I love wheaties. It was like a like a wheatie that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Whies like a half a pound of sugar. That's I'm
growing up. I don't think champions eat him like that,
for bro. But you know our.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Parents us as parents today, we never let our kids
do that. But our parents then they here have a
sugar bag. Here's five pounds use all.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You will just leave me alone here.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
You remember eating the bowl of cereal and getting gun
with the cereal and that big thick marsh.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Of sugar at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh yeah, and you drink like maple syrup in the
bottom of it.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Oh yeah, back when we like sugar. I'll say here
in my catch raise Weedies, Breakfast of Champions. All right,
I don't know Steve had that drop.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Now.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
We pulled that because that was the sound you made.
First thing this morning. You said, if we find any
that you make that we hadn't heard before, let you know,
let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
What in the world something I get talking catfish?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
There go the groupies. Thanks a lot before I get
my third one. And it was on the state. In
nineteen ninety four, O. J.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Simpson led cops on a bizarre sixty mile chase through
the streets and freeways of Los Angeles after he was
charged with the murder of his ex wife, Nicole and
a friend, Ron Goldman, and decimated ninety five million viewers
watched on live TV as a white Ford Bronco snake
through LA before returning to his Brentwood and Jine, where
he was taken into custody and charged. He was acquitted
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nineteen ninety five, the loss a civil judgment ninety six
to the victim's family.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
And since then he's been what stealing cable and what else? Oh,
he's got he's a one man crime.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Way.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
You're making the golf courses of America for the.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
Killer, right, Yeah, y'all missed the TV interview that he
did just last week where he was just he said
the only reason he had done the interview is to
stop all the reporters from hounding him. Talk to the press,
that'll stop him. But his astrology guilty is there? Brenda
van Sustern did Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Unfotionners and she said. They asked her later, they said,
you know, how did he go? She said, well, it
was interesting this and that and that, and she said
do you think he's guilty? She said, yes, I do,
but I don't he thinks he's guilty. Yeah, he's convinced himself.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
You can tell that a good liar did that big ap. Yeah,
good liar made yourself.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Was the guy that was driving the Bronco al kali Ac.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know who it was?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Hey, so did nineteen ninety four and I Belly were
were we because we were in Raleigh Town we were
in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
We had done the afternoon gig on our Raleigh affiliate. Okay,
we're on the air for a couple hours, and that
was the point where OJ was supposed to turn himself in.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So we were waiting for the white.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
For it to come over the wire that he had
right and he didn't show up, and we're like, oh,
this is not good now.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
See it seems like I remember there was an NBA
playoff game on later that night that was Chicago Bulls,
So I guess it must have been the finals because yeah,
since uh just ended up, so that's what it was.
And they broke away from the game to the trail
the the Bronco and watching people with signs on go
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O J go Yeah. Turned into a spectacle.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It was spectacle vision. They were listening to a little
song in the radio.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They didn't make much of a deal out of it.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
I was.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
My min up sounds crazy man, my mouth alrightation interest,
that's we're getting our categories for the Flugger Fishing Prize back.
Leonard Skinner to give back qualified when that trip to
ground World cal Championship one an hundred big show call,
he nine, pushing back in the water, He'll die.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Manes.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Good morning at the Big Show. It's a already over
this Thursday, June to seventeen. All right, you are ready,
gets your little dance stamps ready. Now we've heard from
a few Big Show listeners laying in bed at this
moment and they kicked their feet along with the Outburst song.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So let's all imagine that, all right, as attractive listener.
That will help it for me. Upburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
It's the game that anyone jen win, John Boy Billy give.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The famous from feet. Let's go contested number one playing Outburst,
have a way up against the time? Why level big shots,
let's survey.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
We'll Stave from Dodge City, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Fast shot.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Say, Steve supposed to be on line eight, but it
is no one there. So Steve from Dodge City, Kansas.
You were almost a contestant.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Maybe he started dancing and out of the room. We
don't have to let me phone down step Field up. Yeah,
you know things are in Dodge City.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Maybe got called out into the street from stright.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You got Jodie.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Got there, all right, Let's see who we got up
by default, we got Randy Oh this is Rodney Rodney
out of Macon, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Good morning, Rodney, Good morning, doing good buddy. Wow, you
might be boy of destiny.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Steve from Steve from Dodge City was supposed to be here,
he's gone and now here you are.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Wow? Doesn't it feel good when stuff like that?
Speaker 8 (16:47):
There's a new sheriff in town and his name is Rodney.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Alright, Rodney, Well, let's jump in here.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
You ready?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
All right? Three singers a go.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
All right, Berry Melllow, Wayne Newton.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
And Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
He heard the legs up nan Berry, mellow there.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Thank you about that CD collection. Don't ever call me
a fag again, though, don't repress.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Rodney. Three breakfast cereals.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Got the plate.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And now for the win.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Three people or things associated with OJ Simpson.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Go murder, speeding and.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Deadline.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Wait a minute, hold it did he actually break speed limits?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
He's OJ sometime.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Hey, there are days that I know that I can
get away with saying that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I wanted to, but I knew today's not a day.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Any any day he's been moving passed a slow shuffle
in leg shackles is speeding.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Al riding he died in the body. You listen, you doll,
Steve hung up on himself. You got through and you win.
I'm boy right neck.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
You an't know jacking gets infimation. We'll get your prize
baggs till you're making.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
All right, all right, all right, old man heard him
getting this news. Rape God died. Mad Max is coming
up in minutes, and so remember for the driver's per
bird of flacket.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Money if for nothing, ticks for free, money if for nothing,
sticks for free?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
What for free?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Heard that song in our classic rock format. It's one
of the few I can stand musically that they play.
But like so many of these so called rock and
roll songs, they have sparse lyrics. That's one of two
lines repeated over and over like this one money for nothing?
But what is he saying? After that? What for free?
So first thing I asked an expert, John Boyn. He laughed,
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says it's chicks for free. Chicks, I said, chicks, says
in girls females. I suppose, And I thought these rock
and roll generation boys were hit. Don't they know there
is no such thing as chicks for free? You'll pay
some way? What else?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
The latest item from the fire mark United States. Are
the offended is old folks? Headline words for old need
an update, says here consider the following words often used
to refer to the elderly old fogy, old bird, little
old lady, grumpy, old man, geezer, Lucie o'baron a PhD if.
The North Carolina Cooperative Extension Service says it's time to
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think twice about using them. She says the language of
aging helps create or reinforce stereotypes of what it is
like to be an older adult, even though the images
of unrealistic and virtually obsolete. She says hearing this language
may influence our attitudes about and behavior toward older people,
and it may even our own aging process.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
See here.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
You make fun old folks make you old. She suggests
the following. Change your opinion of the word old. Instead
of saying you're not getting older, you're getting better, try
saying you're getting older and better. Bo, don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Believe this.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Get nold ain't for sissies. Expand your expectations for older people,
expressing surprise at an older person's accomplishments, for instance, someone
who is.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Driving or still working.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
How about one jumps out of airplanes every once in
a while. Roger Motorcycle cross country. If you're looking for
more positive words to replace those negative ones listed above,
the following list is a place to begin. A woman
or man of age, vintage, wise, distinguished, seasoned, veteran, classic,
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not old fart shoot. Lots of good things about getting
old cards you can play. I'll deal a hand of
that later. Robert D. Rayford, never call me senior citizen.
On the John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Good morning, The Big Show is on your radio. It's Thursday,
June seventeenth. Sausage and hand biscuits out there, boys, Jolly cook,
another groupie showed up. I like groopies with grills.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Joe Lab Holly Grill doing it up, Man White Sales
and Statesville.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Thanks for the cold food they selling.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Holly Grills on special this weekend in the first fifty
gone free Ball of John Moore.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Billy Grill and sauce over there too. We got that
going for you, all right, Hey, mad Max, he is
ready to go.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
We're here from the Maximum next.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Good morning, and the Big Show is on the radio.
All right, let's get this in right here.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Hello big show, y'all boy, milla Yo man, Max Max,
How you doing it?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
You see? I'm maddering heats on a board hall. No,
that's how useful. I'm mad in a box on win
here Now I tell dumba I'm madding a mud fan. No,
how ugly man, I step on the talking scale, says
one at a time. Please, how fat?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I anyway you're mad?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I'm plump pixelated. What about weddings, specifically, yay wedding? I
might call me the other day. His daughter is fixing
to get married. Him and his wife was on Amazon
dot com at internet book store deal as looking for
a book on how to plan a wedding, said they
got about two dozen matches. One of them was get
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this the Essential Guide to Gay and Lesbian Wedding. That's right,
there's actually a book on how to throw a gay wedding,
And I reckon you need that because the last thing
you ordered a gay wedding is a breach of traditional etiquette.
Gold fuck wall, I look at it. If you named
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Steve and your blushing bride's name is Chuck, you already
made at least one faux pomp. If two men are
getting married, you got bigger problems than whether the napkins
matches silver war Yeah, I guess there's all kind of
unique problems when you got two moles getting hitched. Where
do you get a wedding cake with two grooms on it?
What's a preacher saying, Dan, now pronounce you man? And
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when it's over, does a man throw the bouquet? Maybe
he should throw a fruit cocktail into the grasp? I
ha tell some lesbian weddings don't do to throw the
bouquet at all, he says. Here the thinking is when
a woman throws a bouquet, it traditionally means she's waiting
for a man to show up. Well, now, lord knows
we wouldn't want that to happen, big old buck. I
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had learned some interesting wedding tribune though. For example, at
a gay ceremony, you don't do it something borrowed, something
blue deal. Whichever one's a bride is supposed to have
something bright, something drabs, something absolutely fab gay wedding etiquet
says both grooms should refrain from eating the wedding cake
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now cause this bad luck. But because all of the
carbs rusher's greeting the wedding guests at the door. What
they say friends of the top are friends of the bottom.
A couple first dances considered rude for the crowd to
use gloves, those sticks, whistles or laser coiners. But the
good news is about going to good wedding. The parents
don't only have an open bar during the reception, they
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usually have one during the ceremony. Let's face it, dad
usually needs it. Look here for the same authors. It's
a complete guide the lesbian conception, pregnancy and child bird.
You really need a whole book for that. I can
give you the highlight Step one. Marry a man. If
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a man's not available, all you still prefer to marry
a woman, but a turkey baster at the grocery store
and get David Crawlsby on the fill. I gave bows
and lesbos. Don't get your pennies all in the water
for proper headiquee. I tell you people are supposed to
be fun, not the worst. Shut up. Don't worry about
the rules on how to do something right when you're
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doing it. Bath act was anywhere, Quit running my life,
John Boy Billy, have a nice days.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Heads loved coome on in.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
It's a big show on your Radioveress Thursday, June seventeenth,
Big Time Carl of Cook of Big Show Food Boys,
and we're kicking off our thriller on the griller at
the beach. A lot of people go to Murder Beats
South Carolina. We'll tell you where a grill's gonna beke.
Come buy food Line, it's gonna get some free stuff
off of it. And to day on Open Line, Ben Wright,
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we preview the US Open It starts today.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Alright, then John Boy.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Jeopardy coming up, Bath ten fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Rape Dad died after your news Brother's horse.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
And a world premiere of High Love NASCAR Buddy klet
us Tea, I've gotta go.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Can you listen?
Speaker 12 (27:18):
You're singing hey yeah uh.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
While ago, you don't wonder what we're laughing at. If
you could hear some of the stuff it went on
when the MIC's off, be something else. A while ago,
I was commenting on the item I read in the
newspaper this morning, headline words for old need update please.
This is the United States of the offended. Don't make
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fun of old folks. Don't call them old farts, geezers, grumpy,
old fogeye say vintage person, venerable, seasoned, distinguished, classic, And
about this most often heard of all these days, old
far what's the difference between the fart from an old
person than a fart from a young person? Only difference
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I can hear or smell is as you get old,
you never trust a fart. And this brought on a
serious question by cohorts. As I stand in shorts before them,
the kind I wore a last war when I was
a boy of ten, I asked Randy, our fashionista, what
he thought of my shorts. He said, the shorts are
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okay for this kind of weather, but those black socks
have got to go. Oh my said, of course. I
had to argue with that, as I do with my
wife of Randy's age. Just last evening, walking to town
for an ice cream cone of the Cabarras Creamery, as
I did when I was a boy of ten, I
had black socks on and she jumped on me again
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about that, said I should always wear white socks with
that kind of outfit, and I argued, look, I have
on black shorts, a yellow short sleeve shirt trimmed in black,
and black new balanced shoes. Just seems that wearing white
socks for that would be well incongruous, a color clash
that makes the feet stand out like a spotlight. Jack Wood,
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who was once the fashion center among the Ivy League
set in Charlotte, put it this way when he saw
anyone off the tennis court wearing white socks, said, looks
like he has a bad case of athletes foot.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Look.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I had to screw my courage to the sticking place
just to wear these shorts into work. Although it seems
to be the uniform of the day around here. I
started to wear my authentic Bermuda shorts from Trillingers in Bermuda,
remember brought him over on the boat when the Big
Show crew cruised there some years ago. And I also
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have the authentic Bermuda socks longer folded down properly just
below the knee, which is the uniform of the day
among the well dressed Bermuda man. That and a nice
shirt and a tie with the blue blazer. And they
wear wear these socks in all colors as well as white.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I have some.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
White ones, I have some blue ones, I have some
pink ones and some yellow ones. So there, mess with me.
I'll just take the socks off and that's worst of
all seeing somebody wearing going down the road, why going
somewhere in the party, and they have the shoes on
usually loafers and no socks. H Robert d Ray for
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John Boyn Billy.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Show, Good morning, The Big Show is on your radio
this Thursday morning. We're trying to help Brayford out on
his wardrobe. He's got on shorts this morning, and he's tall.
Black socks, which he says are the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
And he says white.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Socks are good, are okay, but dark socks you gotta
be careful.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
They'll make your feet sweat more.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
How that?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah right, boy? Siding with you wife on this one.
In black socks, they gotta go. Boy, he look like
you need a metal detector out on the beach. That's exactly.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
One of that big floppy hats with the strings and
the corks at the end of him flies away and stuff.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
But the rest of the outfit looks good except for
the belt. The belt is not the best bet too.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Dressing.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
You need suspenders, no shower, yeah, casual belt.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Let me go to the shot. I could dress.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Let Randy dresses and that blue number one dad shirt. Yeah,
oh okay, let's pull ourselves together. Here hit it door,
John BOYD Gjeborary time playing for a bag Boys Deluxe
Corporate briefcase featuring a spacious interior computer section and a
file section for paperwork. This bag Boy got all the
stuff you need for golf and of course, like you say,
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moving into corporate world here and we'll qualify. But that
trip for two to the two thousand and four Crown
Roll Golf Championship. But shud play in the Virginia's Flover's
program information Click on the Big Show dot com and
then you click on the Crown Roll link. You can
see that deal and you qualify for the one million
dollar hole in one. All right, to check out all
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the tails there and we'll announce a winter Wednesday, June thirtieth.
This trip is for Big Show winners only, so get
your name in here. We'll play a minute and now,
good morning the Big Shows on the radio Thursday.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
I knew you were getting ready to say it, like
moving together, He's gonna say, good morning.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Made for checks.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
All right, let's play John Boy Jeopardy yont too. All right,
this is what they call a French kiss in France.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Ah, what is sleeping is your tone?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
No, not sleeping the old tune? Do you all think
what they call a French kiss in France? Labor Bag
Boys Deluxe Corporate Briefcase qualify for the two thousand and
four Crown Orld Golf Championship. Playing in Virginia's Flover's Program,
Role New Can't read It one eight hundred Big Show,
We'll star War Calling nine Go to get.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
A winner list? Did good morning? The Big Show's on
your radio Thursday morning, moving around the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
Look, it's time, yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's joll More Jeopardy Now your host. What do they
call a French kiss in France?
Speaker 8 (33:49):
Well, he says, when he was working in Knoxville in
the seventies, they called it fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
He's John mord. Let's say hey to Brenda a Sparta Georgia. Hey, Brenda,
how you doing? You so good? Baby? Thank you well? Brenda?
You ever French kissed the boy?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Oh? I'm sure a few of them?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
You're sure? Like, are you guessing about this? Weren't you there?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Well, Brenda, we're looking for what they call a French
kiss in France.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Show us a smooch. It's finnounced smitch. I want to
schmitch you, Brenda, thanks for playing baby. You have a
good day. You did, okay? Bye? Dennis out of come
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in Alabama.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Hey, Dennis, Hey doing now many work work work, work, work.
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Work, gentlemen, stark oar engine.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
Yeah today I consider myself lucky.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
I'm done, all right, Dennis. What they call a French
kiss in France?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
How about a chocolate candy? A piece of chocolate candy? Well, what.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
That's that's my gies.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, let's say yeah, cue that is a hell fang
contestant with the owner of the red pickup.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
A.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Dennis, keep your radio up, buddy.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
All right?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Well yeah, well I was being sarcastic this time.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I'll say that didn't work. I deal with Thanks to
Mike here right, don't ever covort on his showmanship again.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
And cousins are good for practice, right by, Dennis, make
careful out there. Let's say hey to Chris out of
North Augusta, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Hello Chris, doing your buddy? You all right?
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Yeah, just got off of work that oh.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Boy, gonna stay up for a while.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Now I'm going straight to be here. That's right, road,
I hear you buddy, side of the road.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Wait for that big van. Big yup. He was in
the big van. He fell out. You come out the
one with the bars in the.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I don't want to get hit on the side of
or drive down the road.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Thank you for safe contesting, Chris, Well, buddy, is not
a smooth and it's not a piece of chocolate candy,
which was a great guest by Dennis here.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So what they call a French kiss in France? Imist
say English kiss and English kiss. Let's say.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
About that I got all that time we've been calling
it French kiss and they called it English kiss.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Come here and give me a house.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Hello, Marie, This is Marie the French bay. Y'all freaks
have a ball. What they call that bojo jun bar
that is known as a huge.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Hey, Chris, you got the bag boys and Looks corporate
briefcase and you were qualified for big show trip up
to the Crown Royal Championship Golf tournament. Buddy, alright, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Alight, it'll be good. Stay on the side of the
road right quick.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Jackie will join You went out on the side of
the road unless you come right.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Welcome, No, sir, No, ma'am. I don't like this way
of dressing so casually. The white socks debate, notwithstanding set
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that aside. I cringe and grumble when I see the
men's fashion magazines today, like the New York Times Sunday magazine.
Young men having shaved in days hair tossle like they
slept on it and got up and combed it with
an egg beater. And they have that petulant look about them,
powdy lips, sullen eyes. Clothes look like they were thrown together,
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shirt sleeves too long, unbuttoned. The look is more than casual,
it's sloppy. Besides, they all look queer to me. What
about the people we saw walking into our nation's capital
to pay respects to former President Ronald Reagan? So many
of them looked so disrespectful. Many of them looked as
if they just come off the golf course, the municipal
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golf course, over part of the bowling league, or the
Mills softball team. Ronald Reagan himself is always well dressed,
except for that awful brown suit he used to wear,
seldom seen on his ranch in anything but a colt
and tie. And even on the ranch he was handsomely
dressed in herd owner shek riding the range. But we
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saw on TV many of his admirers who went to
pay their respects dressed in flip flops, sneakers, tank tops,
halter cargo shorts, tight butt sprung shorts below the navel
and below the crack, bare middrifts, and T shirts with
all sorts of slogans. Yes, many of them proved positive
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that more than half of all Americans are too fat,
and nearly that many downright obeeses in clothing or lack
of it that emphasized their corpulence. However, that's a the
contrast to the uniform of the day among politicians and
lawyers navy blue suit, blue or white shirt and red tie,
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only breaking that mold with a yellow one when they're
feeling frisky. Next time you pay respects, bear the head,
not the butt and belly. Who says that? I say that?
Robert d Ray for John Boy and Billy Showy.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio, all right,
coming up next? Well, the first time heard ever klead
us t jud Old Buddy a new song I Love
Nascar take off on Toby Key Songman. We talked to Toby,
but I love this bar. Toby does little cameo in
the song. They just shot the video this Monday, matter
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of fact, so when that gets put together in posts,
you'll be singing on TV. In here it is, but
for the first time ever it has not been played anywhere.
They'll be right here, Kles has not heard it. Please
to bring it to you before anybody else. All right,
I love NASCAR's coming up next.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Eything.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
It's a big show on the radio Thursday, June seventeen. Alright, boys,
here you go. Not in record stores yet, but it
will be soon. Klida's t Judds song I Love Nascar,
Toby joining.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Him on the end. Y'all see if you like his
like ideas.
Speaker 12 (41:47):
We died owners favorite drivers boy that Tony Stewart's of Winer,
and we got rookies advertisers like let's say Haling Target,
Sharping Caterpillar, next till Mountain Dew Duke Hunt lows On
deepok Kodak him.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And m u be a tied old tail.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
To let Kellog's fagrty wanting not floodwise cut the trophy.
Speaker 13 (42:13):
Girls still have my favorite parts.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
From Froom from from from.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
My Love Nascar.
Speaker 12 (42:28):
We got cautions, we got pet stops.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
Speaker 12 (42:37):
Poor Kyle Petty and Swerve and Marlin come are gonna
find it tough to beat Mark Martin because.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
That Viagra cars all he's driven haul.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
From chrome froom from.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
From my love Nascar. I love Nastcar. It's my kind
of race.
Speaker 12 (43:10):
Just watching Jeff for Flowerful Walls puts a smile.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
On their junior's stage.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Snow Cabby All, it's bearing more fall from froom through
through froom. I love Nastcar. I like short tracks. You'll
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see more res and about.
Speaker 12 (43:40):
A million scream and Rednet's an old Jeff Burton or
my Skinner.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Well, they don't forgot what it's like to be a winner.
And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who is.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Sponsors are.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
From Groom, Froom, room room. I love Nascar.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Car.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
Hey, that's a person I've heard of this. I got
anyone there not to take for I'm out to plover.
We gotta put it next trip stop. I wanted to
get that two buy front cars, so I need to
wear it on the left side.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
You could just winch your fling on the gas center.
Speaker 7 (44:21):
You don't care how many a pair I underwear, A
pair I have last.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
All that my goers under there. I like football, I
like I like my wrestling. I like a good game
of air hockey. I like some ping pong now and
then how about you, Toby.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
I love nass Car.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
It's my carrade, just to see Biggie back on the track.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
With food to smile on the freeze fe no one
drove a car.
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Quiet lord, from from from my love Nastar.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Room, broom, broom, gentlemen, start you're in I love Nastcar. Alright, alright,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
The Big Shows on your radio this Thursday, June seventeenth today.
Don't know Belonge, Ben Wright or Big Chill golf correspondent. Yeah,
us open start today, Ben'll preview it.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
A good morning. The Big Show was on the radio
this Thursday, June seventeenth. You having a birthday?
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Happy birthday too yet, Yeah, Charlie, A holly grill boy
who's out grilling up some good old food forts. Little
boy Joshua is six years old today, Happy birthday.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
John is child's birthday here cooking for us. You're a
good father, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Oh, it's bring your kid to somebody else's worth day.
Yeah yeah, Joshua Merril, happy birthday to you. Joshua.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Barry Manilow's having a birthday today. He's fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Years old and his nose is only a year and
a half. That's right from reconstructive worker.
Speaker 8 (46:41):
Ran into a door, broke his nose and broke his
nose just out to go ahead and get some lopped
off on it.
Speaker 7 (46:47):
There.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Well, he learned to play the accordion at the age
of seven. Oh so this is not the first time
he's had his nose bro One of his first jobs
was working as a pianist at a gay bathout else
in Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
And he did say peedis as in a piano player.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Malo once said the secret to a successful long term
relationship is don't get married, to which all the girls said.
Manelo's producer, Ron Dante, was lead singer for the Archie's
cartoon group. We're saying the nineteen sixty nine hit Sugar Sugar.
How about that.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
To disguise his identity while traveling, Manelo often registers at
hotels as John Burrows, as a fake name that was
formerly used by Elvis Presler.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Barry Manilo come on, you've sang a Barry Manilow song
in your car.
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Come on all.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
You game and you go. Of course he had that
groupie he was talking about earlier. So did she did?
She say? Come on, John boys singing for you, and
that's what drove her away. Y'all don't come more around
us on ships. I can smile without equipment.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Should be pray for it again. Boy's been talking about
NASCAR today. Is there anyday they don't?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
You say?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Well, here's the story that makes the front page of
our newspaper today about the clash of personalities between Lowe's
Motor Speedway and Charlotte's top political leaders about cutting down
some trees, not just a few trees, but three hundred
and seventy three trees which the city says they should
replant or should plant for the ones that they cut down.
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The city says the speedway cut down these trees and
violation of an agreement with the city that they protect
the trees in exchange for a zoning change that enable
the track to build a parking lot on the site. Now,
this dispute has brought some harsh exchanges between the principles
owner and billionaire Bruton Smith, who says he has about
two hundred and fifty lawyers working for him, takes a
(49:16):
shot at County Commissioned Chairman Tom Cox, saying Tom Cox
has some kind of metal problem. It may be something serious.
Tom Cox says, I think somebody's gotten too close to
some gas fumes. Mayor Pat McCrory says they need to
replant trees, and we mean quality trees, big trees.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
In about this.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Time, someone should play the song popular back in the sixties.
They've paved paradise and put up a parking lot. I've
observed over the years what the Speedway wants the Speedway gets.
You don't believe that. Look at all the big new
roads they've built leading into the Speedway Speedway Boulevard, how
they widen roads, how they put up multiple multiple traffic
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lights and signs. Looks as though the entire High State
Highway Patrol is out there during races, and so on.
Many many things that lead me to believe what the
Speedway wants the Speedway gets. Robert d Rayfer, John Boyd
and Billy Shows.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Good Morning, A big show is on the radio coming
up on the current e Vince Quiz Your chance to
win a Companion Holland grill.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
We appreciate Charlie the Holland grill guy. Yeah, that damn man.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Come cooking up the big shows giving away these cool grills.
Here a Kraft from Vienna, West Virginia. Mark Davies out
of Evans, Georgia won a couple of Holland grills the
last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
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that goes right away. And then we qualify you for
the Big two thousand and four Crown Roll Golf Championship trip.
And you've been fired to play in the Virginia's Flovers
Pro Am. You can go to the Big Show dot com,
click on the Crown were All link register for the
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million dollar holding one. Five people have a chance to
go a million apiece. All right, ready to work.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Odds on that holy one is like eight thousand and one. Yes,
it was really and all that bad. I mean eight
thousand that's pretty good. Odds if you if you get
a million dollars on.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
The line, Smarty Marty the now one and a quarterman party.
Since he's been on his diet South Beach, have you
ever had a holy one?
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Marty?
Speaker 1 (51:24):
No, I hit the pen last week on number right.
I'm right here next Hold on, Marty, you're in the
rock round the run again. It always happens.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Maybe you should improve your life here, open up your
b Birkdale number number twelve.
Speaker 13 (51:40):
I hit the pin on the fly. Uh, just like
Jack Nicholas did last week in his tournament. I'm sure,
but no, I've never heard a had a one for
a million dollars on the line. This will be one
hundred and sixty five yards Royal New Kent go sixty.
That ain't nothing, man, what'd that be for you?
Speaker 7 (51:56):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Aren't eight?
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Iront?
Speaker 12 (51:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Actually I'd hit a seven iron because the city.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Well he do better, but his boots all right, Her
mind's has been right today on open line preview in
the US over we.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Didn't know that was coming. Come on, Martie, we were done.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
By celebrities in the news. Was spotty Britney Spears blew
something out. What wasn't her knee? She heard her knee
and had to have surgery, had to cancel her summer tour.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Don'gt gon. It her biggest blowout since she put her
last album on sale.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Uh she uh blew her knee out dancing Jackie Jackie
blew both her knees out walking a dog.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Oh, she was actually walking. Was not a dance and
she was actually walking a dog. Were you walking? Goldberg?
All right? So I always thought the wrestler did it. No,
that blew something else out which we can't talk about.
And uh, did you say you boy, Michael jack there,
Randy my boy? When did he become my people?
Speaker 7 (53:06):
Well?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
You just stacking up for him on this last Tanya
is innocent thing with you?
Speaker 9 (53:11):
No, I clarify, I never took up for him. I said,
I think he's no doubt he's a freak. But under
these particular charges he made not a doe.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
I believe. His quote was, Michael Jackson has many faces,
none of them look guilty to me.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
So the deal is it just came out where he
played one of the earlier kids, like from nine ninety two,
like twenty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Actually twenty five million.
Speaker 13 (53:33):
Five went to the attorney five attorney got five, The
parents of the child got a million and a half each,
and then the rest of the money was put into
a trust fund, so it went to the kid.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah yeah, oh right, not a bad payday. What do
you think? You're way too old for it. But he
does have big boots. He would think they were icky.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
All right, Well, we're gonna pick another current event and
deal with and give away this big old prize package
in minutes, hang out, Good morning, the big shows on
the radio by doing jobbo, bitter Pillers ran a jacket skillet,
Bradshaw in the Hell Call the Cook got red Fred
Jeff and food Line.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
We got a big show of foods.
Speaker 7 (54:20):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Here's kicking off the thriller on the Griller at the
Beach two thousand and four summer.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Gillett got a window.
Speaker 9 (54:31):
The first thing I noticed about Bradshaws and I see,
I'm one of those people. I cannot wear a hat.
I look like an idiot and a half. Bradshaw's one
of those people that needs to wear a hat because
his hair looks like a two peg.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Just me, look at it. This is Hart, Go get
you a hat.
Speaker 4 (54:46):
He got a nice high man. It was talking about
that Michael Jackson, twenty million dollars. You know, it's just
getting around like you know, boys do twenty million dollars,
I do, Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Bradshaw said, we'll be so gritty. I'm doing for me.
For the lover, you might want a big hat you
can pull down over your eyes. Yeah, there are easier
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ways to make a million.
Speaker 7 (55:20):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
I mean working. I got him down to fifty dollars. Well,
I know, but fifty dollars. We already established what you are.
We're just at the price. No, I said, fifty dollars
and a hat. Right, Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (55:38):
Carnevans quiz, invite you call her nine to play and
win what you got?
Speaker 8 (55:42):
Biddley Well, speaking of twisted celebrity news, let's do a
Martha Stewart updates.
Speaker 4 (55:47):
Let's do it for the companion. Holland Grill, a perfect
portable grill. Check him out at hollandrill dot com. Qualify
for the two thousand and four Crowd World Golf Championship.
Ye you play in the Virginia's Flover's Pro Am one
eight hundred Big Show calling nine takes and.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Win right now? Good morning. The Big Show is a
already know you ready girl?
Speaker 11 (56:19):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Wills, it's time to.
Speaker 7 (56:26):
Quiz chi y.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
I say hey to Bud out of Cumberland, Maryland. How
you doing, Bud? All right? How are you this morning?
Doing good?
Speaker 2 (56:37):
Man?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Doing good? What you're gonna do today?
Speaker 7 (56:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (56:40):
Not too much? That a boy Cumberland, Maryland like crabs,
Oh love like a crab.
Speaker 7 (56:48):
Here.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Alright, Bud, listen to Billy win this prize package. All right, well, Bud.
Speaker 8 (56:56):
Martha Stewart's facing jail time at her sentencing, which is
now schedule for July eighth. But regardless of what happens
to the domestic diva herself, her TV show apparently is
safe and secure. Stuart's company has just signed a deal
that will keep The Martha Stewart Living Show on the
air for at least two more years. Producers say the
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program will soon move to its new home a the
Home Entertainment Hour on the Style Channel b a mid
morning slot on Lifetime, or see the Celebrity Justice Marathon
on Court TV.
Speaker 7 (57:34):
I guess I'll have to take seal that.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
There you are, my Bud, all right, you did it?
Rest up, get out there and do not too much
like you were planning.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
That's a companion, Hollygirl, coming away, Bud, you qualify for
the Crown ROLLD Golf Championship, Big Show, Big Trip, al.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
Hi Man, Jackie, get your stubble, get.
Speaker 12 (57:56):
It to you.
Speaker 7 (57:57):
Take care.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
We gonna meet the players for our thriller. On The
Griller two thousand, all.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Right, Robert D.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
Rayfert, who remembers a newscaster named Gabriel Heater who used
to start off his program by saying, there's good news tonight. Well,
there's good news this morning. Dateline Atlanta, the world's largest
oil company, is enforcing one of the toughest company cell
phone policies in the United States. On June first, Exxon
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Mobile implemented a new rule banning the employees and contractors
from using cellular phones while driving on company time. Exxon
Mobile said the new policy will have a big impact
on its employees and contractors, who collectively drive up to
one and a half million miles each day. This is
going to also appear in an off piece in The
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New York Times, the Washington Post, in the National Journal.
The new rule, posted on the company's internal websites, says
employees cannot use cell phones while driving, but are not
required to turn off the phones in the car. Instead,
it says employees should allow incoming calls to be answered
by voicemail and should only retrieve messages and make calls
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once they have parked in a safe and secure location.
Exonmobile is a company that responds to sound scientific fact.
We had a lot of debate on whether a cell
phone policy would truly help reduce risk and improve safety,
set a statement from Mike Henderick, manager of Exonmobile Corporation
safety Programs. When we ask some of our scientists to
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do a thorough study of the available research, the results
were compelling. The company based its new policy on its
own study of nine independent reports on cellular phone use safety.
That study concluded that the use of a cell phone
while driving significantly degrades driving performance and contributes to an
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increased risk of vehicular incidents. The report also said that
breaking is three times slower than a person under the
influence of alcohol and four times more distracted than a
person not using a phone. The policy's implementation date was
chosen to coincide with National Safety Month, and that's good
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news if only the nation would follow suit. Robert D Rayferd,
John Boy and Billy Show
Hi Big Show fans, Citizen Randy at your service.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And today's podcast is an encore edition of The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Since the rest of the
crew is off enjoying the juneteenth National Holiday, I thought
i'd give you a treat. This one originally aired on Thursday,
June seventeenth, two thousand and four. Back then, we always
kicked things off with the late great Robert D.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Raeford. Enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Point Counterpoint One day this week, I repeated an item
that was on a twenty twenty program about myths we
live by. On this one that's curmudgeonly reported. John Stossel
was talking about how there is no scarcity of landfill's
and that all these recycling campaigns were not necessary. This
brought a reply from a listener in Knoxville, Tennessee. John
Homer was in the Solid Waste office of the City
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of Knoxville. It's a rather long rebuttal from John Skinner,
executive director of this SWANNA as it will be called
Waste Association, which I have to edit, but hope it
gets their counterpoint across. SWANA set an ambitious goal to
create more opportunities for national exposure to solid waste issue
in the mainstream media. Our feeling was that expanded media
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coverage would help to establish a better public understanding of
the important issues facing municipal solid waste managers. First opportunity
came when we received a call from ABC's national news
magazine twenty twenty requesting technical information. The show, hosted by
John Stossel, air the following Friday night, was called Myths,
(01:35):
Lies and downright Stupidity. The myth that twenty twenty wanted
to discuss was whether or not we were in danger
of being buried in our own garbage due to the
lack of landfill capacity. Well, Swanna jumped to the chance
without hesitation. The interview lasted for about forty five minutes,
and the question of most interest to ABC was whether
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or not we were running out of land to cite
new landfills and therefore were in danger of drowning in
our own garbage. In a nine second piece of a
two minute and forty seven second two minute, forty seven
second segment, Jeremy's interview was reduced to a single sound bite.
This was the swanno. Official Swana made it to prime
time and our name and logo showed up in front
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of tens of millions of people who only think about
their garbage when they're taking it to the curve. Their
number of other reasons to recycle, none of them has
anything to do with land filled space or the lack thereof.
First of all, recycling saves energy because producing products from
recycled materials consumes much less energy than from virgin raw materials.
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This can significantly reduce the consumption of energy from renewable
fossil fuels such as coal, imported oil, natural gas, and
significantly reduce the environmental emissions from energy production, including greenhouse
gases and mercury. Where you can see right there, sir.
While they will certainly trunk h your sound bite, it
goes on to say, recycle also avoids the adverse environmental
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impacts of mining, harvesting, and processing virgin raw materials, so on,
so on, so on, so on. Thirdly, recycling will reduce
the need for and the cost of long term care
of landfills, including the potentially very high cost of future
corrective action. Perhaps it's time to rekindle the national discussion
on the real value of recycling so that it cannot
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be threatened by a nine second sound bite. That's the
counterpoint from the executive director of Swanna, John H. Skinner,
And you can certainly see from his counterpoint why they
cut them so much. I see the recycling truck coming
largely into my neighborhood every Monday. It's a big truck,
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most modern, usually with two men grabbing the recycling plastic
containers and slamming them into the truck and then throwing them,
never placing them at throwing them sometimes all the way
across the street and often in driveways. And I'm one
about the expense of this operation. And I'm wondering why
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I should put out all those newspapers and magazines that
I paid for go out to be recycled to make
more newspapers and magazines, which I will also pay for.
And I'm wondering, as I pick up this box full
of papers, very heavy, when someone is going to slip
and fall under this heavy load, break something and soothe
the city or the recycling people. And I wonder why
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it hasn't happened already. One more thing about sound bites
on TV. That's like arguing with the umpire. They'll take
an hour's worth of stuff and put less than a
minute on the air. It's the nature of the Beast.
Robert d Rayfer, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Show Ton out scaping these mountain bikers with stream skiff.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here
we are Thursday morning, June seventeenth. Yo yo ho.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Ho show here, Oh yo yo yo. Where's our hoe?
Make of a passer in a kitchen?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
It turned for to handle that pip with them big hands.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Heard those in the kitchen with Jackie zones in the
jigeon and some ineviasion with jerg.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Please let I hope go you lady, oh, your lady?
Who now go to bed? Y'all?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, hey, hey, you can't talk about a hold?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That why we got my gosh, what was that?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Different sounds coming out of my body? All right, it
happens we're been.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Doing that after twenty four years. Yeah, have you heard
one you have never heard before?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Let me know. Ye.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
We got Charlie the holland grill boy outside.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh on, some Charlie grilling it up this morning.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We got h big show, foods boys coming in, had
some food line boys. We got all we got a
summer plan. We're kicking off our summer thriller. On the griller. Yes,
we'll be moving up and down the coastal areas of
eastern United States cooking dead stuff in food line, right
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out in front of food lines. You drive by food
line today, market on the market. I'm we get out
and pee in the park.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What are we wild animals? We'll be telling you get
a mental notes.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that work. Yeah, our thriller on the
griller of food line. So as we can't get off today,
big time Carlic cook, old boys, Red Fred.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Going in some food line boys and girls. Now they'll
mark their territory. But that's all another story.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And the spiller on the grilla in the US Open
starts today.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Talking about golf. Randy. It's originally named Goff. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Ben Right, our big show golf correspondent will be with
us on open line to preview the US Open. The
course Ben Right covering golf of CBS Sports over twenty
years until he was politically incorrect by pointing out that
women's boobs get in the way, but that well, actually,
you know business, he never really said that. That's the
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thing about it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I said that jugs got.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I didn't really say everything I said.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Like it being all right, y'all got a bunch of
dude this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So much to tell y'all.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Yeah, we'd have some more quality stuff to tell you
about it right now, but our boobs are in.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
The way.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Again to get it sink in the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Morning the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Alrighty all, it's uh ttilate shit with this prize baggage
that we're getting ready to play for you. Maybe you'll
pay attention to these dates in history if you plan
to call in, try to play.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It'll help you. You using the words like titillate doesn't
hurt either.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Right Hey, Fluger Fishing prize by including a Fluger Contender
trolling combo great for saltwater check out was new at
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including the new Leonard Skinner Live double CD set len
Record stores now, and you're qualified for Triver two to
the two thousand and four Crown Roll Golf Championship and
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invited to play in the Virginia's for Lovers Pro Am. Tuesday,
July sixth, they roll New Ken Golf Course. Alright, here
you go, Today's June seventeenth singer Barry Manilow is fifty
eight years old.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Remember I had work done but not enough.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Oh yeah, yes, I'm on American Idol. Recently, johnes Rivers
looked like everybody. Somebody grabbed a skin on the back
of his head and pulled.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But you know, but but he said, what happened? He
ran into a door and broke his nose. So as
broke he figured, why not go ahead and shave some
office bat I'm under that's right, old Barry Manilo.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
My first groupie was a Barry Man alone. Oh my god,
that's this little.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Fourteen year old girl that love Barry manelove. Yeah, so
naturally she went for you.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, I'm not following the story and ends of the spectrum.
I looked last why I was in Knoxville, Tennessee. Looked
like Grizzly Adams moving around a.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Fourteen year old girl. Barry Man alone, John boy, what worry?
I won't what happened to her? Maybe you were the
romantic sorbet I wasn't get romantic. Billage is fourteen years old.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
She had like, oh how old are you? I'm sorry
twenty one? Okay, see I was living See that would
be weird. Yeah, never mind Jerry Lee Lewis.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
I was gonna say, and Billy's defense if any of
us any here has a Jerry Lee potential though marrying
their color.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, only one of us in the rooms ever said
cousins were good for practicing. That's right, that's right your reputation.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Let's say Barry man load. I'll tell you some more
about Barry later today. All right, it was on his date.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Such your tea, and then I'll take you about.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
My second groupie on his day in eighteen seventy. George
Kormac was born in Scotland. In nineteen twenty four, while
working in the United States, he invented wheaties, the breakfast
of champions.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I call them Cormac crunches. Not too Jewish. Cormac invented wheaties.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I love wheaties. It was like a like a wheatie that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Whies like a half a pound of sugar. That's I'm
growing up. I don't think champions eat him like that,
for bro. But you know our.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Parents us as parents today, we never let our kids
do that. But our parents then they here have a
sugar bag. Here's five pounds use all.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You will just leave me alone here.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
You remember eating the bowl of cereal and getting gun
with the cereal and that big thick marsh.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Of sugar at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh yeah, and you drink like maple syrup in the
bottom of it.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Oh yeah, back when we like sugar. I'll say here
in my catch raise Weedies, Breakfast of Champions. All right,
I don't know Steve had that drop.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Now.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
We pulled that because that was the sound you made.
First thing this morning. You said, if we find any
that you make that we hadn't heard before, let you know,
let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
What in the world something I get talking catfish?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
There go the groupies. Thanks a lot before I get
my third one. And it was on the state. In
nineteen ninety four, O. J.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Simpson led cops on a bizarre sixty mile chase through
the streets and freeways of Los Angeles after he was
charged with the murder of his ex wife, Nicole and
a friend, Ron Goldman, and decimated ninety five million viewers
watched on live TV as a white Ford Bronco snake
through LA before returning to his Brentwood and Jine, where
he was taken into custody and charged. He was acquitted
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nineteen ninety five, the loss a civil judgment ninety six
to the victim's family.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
And since then he's been what stealing cable and what else? Oh,
he's got he's a one man crime.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Way.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
You're making the golf courses of America for the.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
Killer, right, Yeah, y'all missed the TV interview that he
did just last week where he was just he said
the only reason he had done the interview is to
stop all the reporters from hounding him. Talk to the press,
that'll stop him. But his astrology guilty is there? Brenda
van Sustern did Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Unfotionners and she said. They asked her later, they said,
you know, how did he go? She said, well, it
was interesting this and that and that, and she said
do you think he's guilty? She said, yes, I do,
but I don't he thinks he's guilty. Yeah, he's convinced himself.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
You can tell that a good liar did that big ap. Yeah,
good liar made yourself.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Was the guy that was driving the Bronco al kali Ac.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know who it was?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Hey, so did nineteen ninety four and I Belly were
were we because we were in Raleigh Town we were
in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
We had done the afternoon gig on our Raleigh affiliate. Okay,
we're on the air for a couple hours, and that
was the point where OJ was supposed to turn himself in.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So we were waiting for the white.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
For it to come over the wire that he had
right and he didn't show up, and we're like, oh,
this is not good now.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
See it seems like I remember there was an NBA
playoff game on later that night that was Chicago Bulls,
So I guess it must have been the finals because yeah,
since uh just ended up, so that's what it was.
And they broke away from the game to the trail
the the Bronco and watching people with signs on go
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O J go Yeah. Turned into a spectacle.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It was spectacle vision. They were listening to a little
song in the radio.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They didn't make much of a deal out of it.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
I was.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
My min up sounds crazy man, my mouth alrightation interest,
that's we're getting our categories for the Flugger Fishing Prize back.
Leonard Skinner to give back qualified when that trip to
ground World cal Championship one an hundred big show call,
he nine, pushing back in the water, He'll die.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Manes.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Good morning at the Big Show. It's a already over
this Thursday, June to seventeen. All right, you are ready,
gets your little dance stamps ready. Now we've heard from
a few Big Show listeners laying in bed at this
moment and they kicked their feet along with the Outburst song.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So let's all imagine that, all right, as attractive listener.
That will help it for me. Upburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
It's the game that anyone jen win, John Boy Billy give.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The famous from feet. Let's go contested number one playing Outburst,
have a way up against the time? Why level big shots,
let's survey.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
We'll Stave from Dodge City, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Fast shot.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Say, Steve supposed to be on line eight, but it
is no one there. So Steve from Dodge City, Kansas.
You were almost a contestant.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Maybe he started dancing and out of the room. We
don't have to let me phone down step Field up. Yeah,
you know things are in Dodge City.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Maybe got called out into the street from stright.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You got Jodie.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Got there, all right, Let's see who we got up
by default, we got Randy Oh this is Rodney Rodney
out of Macon, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Good morning, Rodney, Good morning, doing good buddy. Wow, you
might be boy of destiny.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Steve from Steve from Dodge City was supposed to be here,
he's gone and now here you are.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Wow? Doesn't it feel good when stuff like that?
Speaker 8 (16:47):
There's a new sheriff in town and his name is Rodney.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Alright, Rodney, Well, let's jump in here.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
You ready?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
All right? Three singers a go.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
All right, Berry Melllow, Wayne Newton.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
And Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
He heard the legs up nan Berry, mellow there.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Thank you about that CD collection. Don't ever call me
a fag again, though, don't repress.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Rodney. Three breakfast cereals.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Got the plate.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And now for the win.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Three people or things associated with OJ Simpson.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Go murder, speeding and.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Deadline.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Wait a minute, hold it did he actually break speed limits?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
He's OJ sometime.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Hey, there are days that I know that I can
get away with saying that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I wanted to, but I knew today's not a day.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Any any day he's been moving passed a slow shuffle
in leg shackles is speeding.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Al riding he died in the body. You listen, you doll,
Steve hung up on himself. You got through and you win.
I'm boy right neck.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
You an't know jacking gets infimation. We'll get your prize
baggs till you're making.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
All right, all right, all right, old man heard him
getting this news. Rape God died. Mad Max is coming
up in minutes, and so remember for the driver's per
bird of flacket.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Money if for nothing, ticks for free, money if for nothing,
sticks for free?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
What for free?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Heard that song in our classic rock format. It's one
of the few I can stand musically that they play.
But like so many of these so called rock and
roll songs, they have sparse lyrics. That's one of two
lines repeated over and over like this one money for nothing?
But what is he saying? After that? What for free?
So first thing I asked an expert, John Boyn. He laughed,
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says it's chicks for free. Chicks, I said, chicks, says
in girls females. I suppose, And I thought these rock
and roll generation boys were hit. Don't they know there
is no such thing as chicks for free? You'll pay
some way? What else?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
The latest item from the fire mark United States. Are
the offended is old folks? Headline words for old need
an update, says here consider the following words often used
to refer to the elderly old fogy, old bird, little
old lady, grumpy, old man, geezer, Lucie o'baron a PhD if.
The North Carolina Cooperative Extension Service says it's time to
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think twice about using them. She says the language of
aging helps create or reinforce stereotypes of what it is
like to be an older adult, even though the images
of unrealistic and virtually obsolete. She says hearing this language
may influence our attitudes about and behavior toward older people,
and it may even our own aging process.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
See here.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
You make fun old folks make you old. She suggests
the following. Change your opinion of the word old. Instead
of saying you're not getting older, you're getting better, try
saying you're getting older and better. Bo, don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Believe this.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Get nold ain't for sissies. Expand your expectations for older people,
expressing surprise at an older person's accomplishments, for instance, someone
who is.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Driving or still working.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
How about one jumps out of airplanes every once in
a while. Roger Motorcycle cross country. If you're looking for
more positive words to replace those negative ones listed above,
the following list is a place to begin. A woman
or man of age, vintage, wise, distinguished, seasoned, veteran, classic,
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not old fart shoot. Lots of good things about getting
old cards you can play. I'll deal a hand of
that later. Robert D. Rayford, never call me senior citizen.
On the John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Good morning, The Big Show is on your radio. It's Thursday,
June seventeenth. Sausage and hand biscuits out there, boys, Jolly cook,
another groupie showed up. I like groopies with grills.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Joe Lab Holly Grill doing it up, Man White Sales
and Statesville.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Thanks for the cold food they selling.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Holly Grills on special this weekend in the first fifty
gone free Ball of John Moore.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Billy Grill and sauce over there too. We got that
going for you, all right, Hey, mad Max, he is
ready to go.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
We're here from the Maximum next.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Good morning, and the Big Show is on the radio.
All right, let's get this in right here.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Hello big show, y'all boy, milla Yo man, Max Max,
How you doing it?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
You see? I'm maddering heats on a board hall. No,
that's how useful. I'm mad in a box on win
here Now I tell dumba I'm madding a mud fan. No,
how ugly man, I step on the talking scale, says
one at a time. Please, how fat?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I anyway you're mad?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I'm plump pixelated. What about weddings, specifically, yay wedding? I
might call me the other day. His daughter is fixing
to get married. Him and his wife was on Amazon
dot com at internet book store deal as looking for
a book on how to plan a wedding, said they
got about two dozen matches. One of them was get
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this the Essential Guide to Gay and Lesbian Wedding. That's right,
there's actually a book on how to throw a gay wedding,
And I reckon you need that because the last thing
you ordered a gay wedding is a breach of traditional etiquette.
Gold fuck wall, I look at it. If you named
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Steve and your blushing bride's name is Chuck, you already
made at least one faux pomp. If two men are
getting married, you got bigger problems than whether the napkins
matches silver war Yeah, I guess there's all kind of
unique problems when you got two moles getting hitched. Where
do you get a wedding cake with two grooms on it?
What's a preacher saying, Dan, now pronounce you man? And
(24:01):
when it's over, does a man throw the bouquet? Maybe
he should throw a fruit cocktail into the grasp? I
ha tell some lesbian weddings don't do to throw the
bouquet at all, he says. Here the thinking is when
a woman throws a bouquet, it traditionally means she's waiting
for a man to show up. Well, now, lord knows
we wouldn't want that to happen, big old buck. I
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had learned some interesting wedding tribune though. For example, at
a gay ceremony, you don't do it something borrowed, something
blue deal. Whichever one's a bride is supposed to have
something bright, something drabs, something absolutely fab gay wedding etiquet
says both grooms should refrain from eating the wedding cake
(24:46):
now cause this bad luck. But because all of the
carbs rusher's greeting the wedding guests at the door. What
they say friends of the top are friends of the bottom.
A couple first dances considered rude for the crowd to
use gloves, those sticks, whistles or laser coiners. But the
good news is about going to good wedding. The parents
don't only have an open bar during the reception, they
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usually have one during the ceremony. Let's face it, dad
usually needs it. Look here for the same authors. It's
a complete guide the lesbian conception, pregnancy and child bird.
You really need a whole book for that. I can
give you the highlight Step one. Marry a man. If
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a man's not available, all you still prefer to marry
a woman, but a turkey baster at the grocery store
and get David Crawlsby on the fill. I gave bows
and lesbos. Don't get your pennies all in the water
for proper headiquee. I tell you people are supposed to
be fun, not the worst. Shut up. Don't worry about
the rules on how to do something right when you're
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doing it. Bath act was anywhere, Quit running my life,
John Boy Billy, have a nice days.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Heads loved coome on in.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
It's a big show on your Radioveress Thursday, June seventeenth,
Big Time Carl of Cook of Big Show Food Boys,
and we're kicking off our thriller on the griller at
the beach. A lot of people go to Murder Beats
South Carolina. We'll tell you where a grill's gonna beke.
Come buy food Line, it's gonna get some free stuff
off of it. And to day on Open Line, Ben Wright,
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we preview the US Open It starts today.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Alright, then John Boy.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Jeopardy coming up, Bath ten fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Rape Dad died after your news Brother's horse.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
And a world premiere of High Love NASCAR Buddy klet
us Tea, I've gotta go.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Can you listen?
Speaker 12 (27:18):
You're singing hey yeah uh.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
While ago, you don't wonder what we're laughing at. If
you could hear some of the stuff it went on
when the MIC's off, be something else. A while ago,
I was commenting on the item I read in the
newspaper this morning, headline words for old need update please.
This is the United States of the offended. Don't make
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fun of old folks. Don't call them old farts, geezers, grumpy,
old fogeye say vintage person, venerable, seasoned, distinguished, classic, And
about this most often heard of all these days, old
far what's the difference between the fart from an old
person than a fart from a young person? Only difference
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I can hear or smell is as you get old,
you never trust a fart. And this brought on a
serious question by cohorts. As I stand in shorts before them,
the kind I wore a last war when I was
a boy of ten, I asked Randy, our fashionista, what
he thought of my shorts. He said, the shorts are
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okay for this kind of weather, but those black socks
have got to go. Oh my said, of course. I
had to argue with that, as I do with my
wife of Randy's age. Just last evening, walking to town
for an ice cream cone of the Cabarras Creamery, as
I did when I was a boy of ten, I
had black socks on and she jumped on me again
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about that, said I should always wear white socks with
that kind of outfit, and I argued, look, I have
on black shorts, a yellow short sleeve shirt trimmed in black,
and black new balanced shoes. Just seems that wearing white
socks for that would be well incongruous, a color clash
that makes the feet stand out like a spotlight. Jack Wood,
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who was once the fashion center among the Ivy League
set in Charlotte, put it this way when he saw
anyone off the tennis court wearing white socks, said, looks
like he has a bad case of athletes foot.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Look.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I had to screw my courage to the sticking place
just to wear these shorts into work. Although it seems
to be the uniform of the day around here. I
started to wear my authentic Bermuda shorts from Trillingers in Bermuda,
remember brought him over on the boat when the Big
Show crew cruised there some years ago. And I also
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have the authentic Bermuda socks longer folded down properly just
below the knee, which is the uniform of the day
among the well dressed Bermuda man. That and a nice
shirt and a tie with the blue blazer. And they
wear wear these socks in all colors as well as white.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I have some.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
White ones, I have some blue ones, I have some
pink ones and some yellow ones. So there, mess with me.
I'll just take the socks off and that's worst of
all seeing somebody wearing going down the road, why going
somewhere in the party, and they have the shoes on
usually loafers and no socks. H Robert d Ray for
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John Boyn Billy.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Show, Good morning, The Big Show is on your radio
this Thursday morning. We're trying to help Brayford out on
his wardrobe. He's got on shorts this morning, and he's tall.
Black socks, which he says are the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
And he says white.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Socks are good, are okay, but dark socks you gotta
be careful.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
They'll make your feet sweat more.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
How that?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah right, boy? Siding with you wife on this one.
In black socks, they gotta go. Boy, he look like
you need a metal detector out on the beach. That's exactly.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
One of that big floppy hats with the strings and
the corks at the end of him flies away and stuff.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
But the rest of the outfit looks good except for
the belt. The belt is not the best bet too.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Dressing.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
You need suspenders, no shower, yeah, casual belt.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Let me go to the shot. I could dress.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Let Randy dresses and that blue number one dad shirt. Yeah,
oh okay, let's pull ourselves together. Here hit it door,
John BOYD Gjeborary time playing for a bag Boys Deluxe
Corporate briefcase featuring a spacious interior computer section and a
file section for paperwork. This bag Boy got all the
stuff you need for golf and of course, like you say,
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moving into corporate world here and we'll qualify. But that
trip for two to the two thousand and four Crown
Roll Golf Championship. But shud play in the Virginia's Flover's
program information Click on the Big Show dot com and
then you click on the Crown Roll link. You can
see that deal and you qualify for the one million
dollar hole in one. All right, to check out all
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the tails there and we'll announce a winter Wednesday, June thirtieth.
This trip is for Big Show winners only, so get
your name in here. We'll play a minute and now,
good morning the Big Shows on the radio Thursday.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
I knew you were getting ready to say it, like
moving together, He's gonna say, good morning.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Made for checks.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
All right, let's play John Boy Jeopardy yont too. All right,
this is what they call a French kiss in France.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Ah, what is sleeping is your tone?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
No, not sleeping the old tune? Do you all think
what they call a French kiss in France? Labor Bag
Boys Deluxe Corporate Briefcase qualify for the two thousand and
four Crown Orld Golf Championship. Playing in Virginia's Flover's Program,
Role New Can't read It one eight hundred Big Show,
We'll star War Calling nine Go to get.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
A winner list? Did good morning? The Big Show's on
your radio Thursday morning, moving around the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
Look, it's time, yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's joll More Jeopardy Now your host. What do they
call a French kiss in France?
Speaker 8 (33:49):
Well, he says, when he was working in Knoxville in
the seventies, they called it fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
He's John mord. Let's say hey to Brenda a Sparta Georgia. Hey, Brenda,
how you doing? You so good? Baby? Thank you well? Brenda?
You ever French kissed the boy?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Oh? I'm sure a few of them?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
You're sure? Like, are you guessing about this? Weren't you there?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Well, Brenda, we're looking for what they call a French
kiss in France.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Show us a smooch. It's finnounced smitch. I want to
schmitch you, Brenda, thanks for playing baby. You have a
good day. You did, okay? Bye? Dennis out of come
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in Alabama.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Hey, Dennis, Hey doing now many work work work, work, work.
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Work, gentlemen, stark oar engine.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
Yeah today I consider myself lucky.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
I'm done, all right, Dennis. What they call a French
kiss in France?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
How about a chocolate candy? A piece of chocolate candy? Well, what.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
That's that's my gies.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, let's say yeah, cue that is a hell fang
contestant with the owner of the red pickup.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
A.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Dennis, keep your radio up, buddy.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
All right?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Well yeah, well I was being sarcastic this time.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I'll say that didn't work. I deal with Thanks to
Mike here right, don't ever covort on his showmanship again.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
And cousins are good for practice, right by, Dennis, make
careful out there. Let's say hey to Chris out of
North Augusta, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Hello Chris, doing your buddy? You all right?
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Yeah, just got off of work that oh.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Boy, gonna stay up for a while.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Now I'm going straight to be here. That's right, road,
I hear you buddy, side of the road.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Wait for that big van. Big yup. He was in
the big van. He fell out. You come out the
one with the bars in the.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I don't want to get hit on the side of
or drive down the road.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Thank you for safe contesting, Chris, Well, buddy, is not
a smooth and it's not a piece of chocolate candy,
which was a great guest by Dennis here.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So what they call a French kiss in France? Imist
say English kiss and English kiss. Let's say.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
About that I got all that time we've been calling
it French kiss and they called it English kiss.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Come here and give me a house.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Hello, Marie, This is Marie the French bay. Y'all freaks
have a ball. What they call that bojo jun bar
that is known as a huge.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Hey, Chris, you got the bag boys and Looks corporate
briefcase and you were qualified for big show trip up
to the Crown Royal Championship Golf tournament. Buddy, alright, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Alight, it'll be good. Stay on the side of the
road right quick.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Jackie will join You went out on the side of
the road unless you come right.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Welcome, No, sir, No, ma'am. I don't like this way
of dressing so casually. The white socks debate, notwithstanding set
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that aside. I cringe and grumble when I see the
men's fashion magazines today, like the New York Times Sunday magazine.
Young men having shaved in days hair tossle like they
slept on it and got up and combed it with
an egg beater. And they have that petulant look about them,
powdy lips, sullen eyes. Clothes look like they were thrown together,
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shirt sleeves too long, unbuttoned. The look is more than casual,
it's sloppy. Besides, they all look queer to me. What
about the people we saw walking into our nation's capital
to pay respects to former President Ronald Reagan? So many
of them looked so disrespectful. Many of them looked as
if they just come off the golf course, the municipal
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golf course, over part of the bowling league, or the
Mills softball team. Ronald Reagan himself is always well dressed,
except for that awful brown suit he used to wear,
seldom seen on his ranch in anything but a colt
and tie. And even on the ranch he was handsomely
dressed in herd owner shek riding the range. But we
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saw on TV many of his admirers who went to
pay their respects dressed in flip flops, sneakers, tank tops,
halter cargo shorts, tight butt sprung shorts below the navel
and below the crack, bare middrifts, and T shirts with
all sorts of slogans. Yes, many of them proved positive
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that more than half of all Americans are too fat,
and nearly that many downright obeeses in clothing or lack
of it that emphasized their corpulence. However, that's a the
contrast to the uniform of the day among politicians and
lawyers navy blue suit, blue or white shirt and red tie,
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only breaking that mold with a yellow one when they're
feeling frisky. Next time you pay respects, bear the head,
not the butt and belly. Who says that? I say that?
Robert d Ray for John Boy and Billy Showy.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio, all right,
coming up next? Well, the first time heard ever klead
us t jud Old Buddy a new song I Love
Nascar take off on Toby Key Songman. We talked to Toby,
but I love this bar. Toby does little cameo in
the song. They just shot the video this Monday, matter
(40:51):
of fact, so when that gets put together in posts,
you'll be singing on TV. In here it is, but
for the first time ever it has not been played anywhere.
They'll be right here, Kles has not heard it. Please
to bring it to you before anybody else. All right,
I love NASCAR's coming up next.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Eything.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
It's a big show on the radio Thursday, June seventeen. Alright, boys,
here you go. Not in record stores yet, but it
will be soon. Klida's t Judds song I Love Nascar,
Toby joining.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Him on the end. Y'all see if you like his
like ideas.
Speaker 12 (41:47):
We died owners favorite drivers boy that Tony Stewart's of Winer,
and we got rookies advertisers like let's say Haling Target,
Sharping Caterpillar, next till Mountain Dew Duke Hunt lows On
deepok Kodak him.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And m u be a tied old tail.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
To let Kellog's fagrty wanting not floodwise cut the trophy.
Speaker 13 (42:13):
Girls still have my favorite parts.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
From Froom from from from.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
My Love Nascar.
Speaker 12 (42:28):
We got cautions, we got pet stops.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
Speaker 12 (42:37):
Poor Kyle Petty and Swerve and Marlin come are gonna
find it tough to beat Mark Martin because.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
That Viagra cars all he's driven haul.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
From chrome froom from.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
From my love Nascar. I love Nastcar. It's my kind
of race.
Speaker 12 (43:10):
Just watching Jeff for Flowerful Walls puts a smile.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
On their junior's stage.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Snow Cabby All, it's bearing more fall from froom through
through froom. I love Nastcar. I like short tracks. You'll
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see more res and about.
Speaker 12 (43:40):
A million scream and Rednet's an old Jeff Burton or
my Skinner.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Well, they don't forgot what it's like to be a winner.
And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who is.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Sponsors are.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
From Groom, Froom, room room. I love Nascar.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Car.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
Hey, that's a person I've heard of this. I got
anyone there not to take for I'm out to plover.
We gotta put it next trip stop. I wanted to
get that two buy front cars, so I need to
wear it on the left side.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
You could just winch your fling on the gas center.
Speaker 7 (44:21):
You don't care how many a pair I underwear, A
pair I have last.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
All that my goers under there. I like football, I
like I like my wrestling. I like a good game
of air hockey. I like some ping pong now and
then how about you, Toby.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
I love nass Car.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
It's my carrade, just to see Biggie back on the track.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
With food to smile on the freeze fe no one
drove a car.
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Quiet lord, from from from my love Nastar.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Room, broom, broom, gentlemen, start you're in I love Nastcar. Alright, alright,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
The Big Shows on your radio this Thursday, June seventeenth today.
Don't know Belonge, Ben Wright or Big Chill golf correspondent. Yeah,
us open start today, Ben'll preview it.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
A good morning. The Big Show was on the radio
this Thursday, June seventeenth. You having a birthday?
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Happy birthday too yet, Yeah, Charlie, A holly grill boy
who's out grilling up some good old food forts. Little
boy Joshua is six years old today, Happy birthday.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
John is child's birthday here cooking for us. You're a
good father, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Oh, it's bring your kid to somebody else's worth day.
Yeah yeah, Joshua Merril, happy birthday to you. Joshua.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Barry Manilow's having a birthday today. He's fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Years old and his nose is only a year and
a half. That's right from reconstructive worker.
Speaker 8 (46:41):
Ran into a door, broke his nose and broke his
nose just out to go ahead and get some lopped
off on it.
Speaker 7 (46:47):
There.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Well, he learned to play the accordion at the age
of seven. Oh so this is not the first time
he's had his nose bro One of his first jobs
was working as a pianist at a gay bathout else
in Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
And he did say peedis as in a piano player.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Malo once said the secret to a successful long term
relationship is don't get married, to which all the girls said.
Manelo's producer, Ron Dante, was lead singer for the Archie's
cartoon group. We're saying the nineteen sixty nine hit Sugar Sugar.
How about that.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
To disguise his identity while traveling, Manelo often registers at
hotels as John Burrows, as a fake name that was
formerly used by Elvis Presler.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Barry Manilo come on, you've sang a Barry Manilow song
in your car.
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Come on all.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
You game and you go. Of course he had that
groupie he was talking about earlier. So did she did?
She say? Come on, John boys singing for you, and
that's what drove her away. Y'all don't come more around
us on ships. I can smile without equipment.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Should be pray for it again. Boy's been talking about
NASCAR today. Is there anyday they don't?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
You say?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Well, here's the story that makes the front page of
our newspaper today about the clash of personalities between Lowe's
Motor Speedway and Charlotte's top political leaders about cutting down
some trees, not just a few trees, but three hundred
and seventy three trees which the city says they should
replant or should plant for the ones that they cut down.
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The city says the speedway cut down these trees and
violation of an agreement with the city that they protect
the trees in exchange for a zoning change that enable
the track to build a parking lot on the site. Now,
this dispute has brought some harsh exchanges between the principles
owner and billionaire Bruton Smith, who says he has about
two hundred and fifty lawyers working for him, takes a
(49:16):
shot at County Commissioned Chairman Tom Cox, saying Tom Cox
has some kind of metal problem. It may be something serious.
Tom Cox says, I think somebody's gotten too close to
some gas fumes. Mayor Pat McCrory says they need to
replant trees, and we mean quality trees, big trees.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
In about this.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Time, someone should play the song popular back in the sixties.
They've paved paradise and put up a parking lot. I've
observed over the years what the Speedway wants the Speedway gets.
You don't believe that. Look at all the big new
roads they've built leading into the Speedway Speedway Boulevard, how
they widen roads, how they put up multiple multiple traffic
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lights and signs. Looks as though the entire High State
Highway Patrol is out there during races, and so on.
Many many things that lead me to believe what the
Speedway wants the Speedway gets. Robert d Rayfer, John Boyd
and Billy Shows.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Good Morning, A big show is on the radio coming
up on the current e Vince Quiz Your chance to
win a Companion Holland grill.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
We appreciate Charlie the Holland grill guy. Yeah, that damn man.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Come cooking up the big shows giving away these cool grills.
Here a Kraft from Vienna, West Virginia. Mark Davies out
of Evans, Georgia won a couple of Holland grills the
last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Appreciate that. And this is the perfect portable grill.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
The Companion stainless steel construction, just like all Holland grill's
made in America. Call eight hundred four seventy four three
five two one for a dealer near you, and so
that goes right away. And then we qualify you for
the Big two thousand and four Crown Roll Golf Championship trip.
And you've been fired to play in the Virginia's Flovers
Pro Am. You can go to the Big Show dot com,
click on the Crown were All link register for the
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million dollar holding one. Five people have a chance to
go a million apiece. All right, ready to work.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Odds on that holy one is like eight thousand and one. Yes,
it was really and all that bad. I mean eight
thousand that's pretty good. Odds if you if you get
a million dollars on.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
The line, Smarty Marty the now one and a quarterman party.
Since he's been on his diet South Beach, have you
ever had a holy one?
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Marty?
Speaker 1 (51:24):
No, I hit the pen last week on number right.
I'm right here next Hold on, Marty, you're in the
rock round the run again. It always happens.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Maybe you should improve your life here, open up your
b Birkdale number number twelve.
Speaker 13 (51:40):
I hit the pin on the fly. Uh, just like
Jack Nicholas did last week in his tournament. I'm sure,
but no, I've never heard a had a one for
a million dollars on the line. This will be one
hundred and sixty five yards Royal New Kent go sixty.
That ain't nothing, man, what'd that be for you?
Speaker 7 (51:56):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Aren't eight?
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Iront?
Speaker 12 (51:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Actually I'd hit a seven iron because the city.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Well he do better, but his boots all right, Her
mind's has been right today on open line preview in
the US over we.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Didn't know that was coming. Come on, Martie, we were done.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
By celebrities in the news. Was spotty Britney Spears blew
something out. What wasn't her knee? She heard her knee
and had to have surgery, had to cancel her summer tour.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Don'gt gon. It her biggest blowout since she put her
last album on sale.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Uh she uh blew her knee out dancing Jackie Jackie
blew both her knees out walking a dog.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Oh, she was actually walking. Was not a dance and
she was actually walking a dog. Were you walking? Goldberg?
All right? So I always thought the wrestler did it. No,
that blew something else out which we can't talk about.
And uh, did you say you boy, Michael jack there,
Randy my boy? When did he become my people?
Speaker 7 (53:06):
Well?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
You just stacking up for him on this last Tanya
is innocent thing with you?
Speaker 9 (53:11):
No, I clarify, I never took up for him. I said,
I think he's no doubt he's a freak. But under
these particular charges he made not a doe.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
I believe. His quote was, Michael Jackson has many faces,
none of them look guilty to me.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
So the deal is it just came out where he
played one of the earlier kids, like from nine ninety two,
like twenty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Actually twenty five million.
Speaker 13 (53:33):
Five went to the attorney five attorney got five, The
parents of the child got a million and a half each,
and then the rest of the money was put into
a trust fund, so it went to the kid.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah yeah, oh right, not a bad payday. What do
you think? You're way too old for it. But he
does have big boots. He would think they were icky.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
All right, Well, we're gonna pick another current event and
deal with and give away this big old prize package
in minutes, hang out, Good morning, the big shows on
the radio by doing jobbo, bitter Pillers ran a jacket skillet,
Bradshaw in the Hell Call the Cook got red Fred
Jeff and food Line.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
We got a big show of foods.
Speaker 7 (54:20):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Here's kicking off the thriller on the Griller at the
Beach two thousand and four summer.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Gillett got a window.
Speaker 9 (54:31):
The first thing I noticed about Bradshaws and I see,
I'm one of those people. I cannot wear a hat.
I look like an idiot and a half. Bradshaw's one
of those people that needs to wear a hat because
his hair looks like a two peg.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Just me, look at it. This is Hart, Go get
you a hat.
Speaker 4 (54:46):
He got a nice high man. It was talking about
that Michael Jackson, twenty million dollars. You know, it's just
getting around like you know, boys do twenty million dollars,
I do, Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Bradshaw said, we'll be so gritty. I'm doing for me.
For the lover, you might want a big hat you
can pull down over your eyes. Yeah, there are easier
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ways to make a million.
Speaker 7 (55:20):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
I mean working. I got him down to fifty dollars. Well,
I know, but fifty dollars. We already established what you are.
We're just at the price. No, I said, fifty dollars
and a hat. Right, Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (55:38):
Carnevans quiz, invite you call her nine to play and
win what you got?
Speaker 8 (55:42):
Biddley Well, speaking of twisted celebrity news, let's do a
Martha Stewart updates.
Speaker 4 (55:47):
Let's do it for the companion. Holland Grill, a perfect
portable grill. Check him out at hollandrill dot com. Qualify
for the two thousand and four Crowd World Golf Championship.
Ye you play in the Virginia's Flover's Pro Am one
eight hundred Big Show calling nine takes and.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Win right now? Good morning. The Big Show is a
already know you ready girl?
Speaker 11 (56:19):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Wills, it's time to.
Speaker 7 (56:26):
Quiz chi y.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
I say hey to Bud out of Cumberland, Maryland. How
you doing, Bud? All right? How are you this morning?
Doing good?
Speaker 2 (56:37):
Man?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Doing good? What you're gonna do today?
Speaker 7 (56:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (56:40):
Not too much? That a boy Cumberland, Maryland like crabs,
Oh love like a crab.
Speaker 7 (56:48):
Here.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Alright, Bud, listen to Billy win this prize package. All right, well, Bud.
Speaker 8 (56:56):
Martha Stewart's facing jail time at her sentencing, which is
now schedule for July eighth. But regardless of what happens
to the domestic diva herself, her TV show apparently is
safe and secure. Stuart's company has just signed a deal
that will keep The Martha Stewart Living Show on the
air for at least two more years. Producers say the
(57:18):
program will soon move to its new home a the
Home Entertainment Hour on the Style Channel b a mid
morning slot on Lifetime, or see the Celebrity Justice Marathon
on Court TV.
Speaker 7 (57:34):
I guess I'll have to take seal that.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
There you are, my Bud, all right, you did it?
Rest up, get out there and do not too much
like you were planning.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
That's a companion, Hollygirl, coming away, Bud, you qualify for
the Crown ROLLD Golf Championship, Big Show, Big Trip, al.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
Hi Man, Jackie, get your stubble, get.
Speaker 12 (57:56):
It to you.
Speaker 7 (57:57):
Take care.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
We gonna meet the players for our thriller. On The
Griller two thousand, all.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Right, Robert D.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
Rayfert, who remembers a newscaster named Gabriel Heater who used
to start off his program by saying, there's good news tonight. Well,
there's good news this morning. Dateline Atlanta, the world's largest
oil company, is enforcing one of the toughest company cell
phone policies in the United States. On June first, Exxon
(58:37):
Mobile implemented a new rule banning the employees and contractors
from using cellular phones while driving on company time. Exxon
Mobile said the new policy will have a big impact
on its employees and contractors, who collectively drive up to
one and a half million miles each day. This is
going to also appear in an off piece in The
(58:59):
New York Times, the Washington Post, in the National Journal.
The new rule, posted on the company's internal websites, says
employees cannot use cell phones while driving, but are not
required to turn off the phones in the car. Instead,
it says employees should allow incoming calls to be answered
by voicemail and should only retrieve messages and make calls
(59:22):
once they have parked in a safe and secure location.
Exonmobile is a company that responds to sound scientific fact.
We had a lot of debate on whether a cell
phone policy would truly help reduce risk and improve safety,
set a statement from Mike Henderick, manager of Exonmobile Corporation
safety Programs. When we ask some of our scientists to
(59:45):
do a thorough study of the available research, the results
were compelling. The company based its new policy on its
own study of nine independent reports on cellular phone use safety.
That study concluded that the use of a cell phone
while driving significantly degrades driving performance and contributes to an
(01:00:06):
increased risk of vehicular incidents. The report also said that
breaking is three times slower than a person under the
influence of alcohol and four times more distracted than a
person not using a phone. The policy's implementation date was
chosen to coincide with National Safety Month, and that's good
(01:00:27):
news if only the nation would follow suit. Robert D Rayferd,
John Boy and Billy Show
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