June 20, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, all of our big box clients are gearing up for summertime - listen in for details on the big summer sales at JD’s and Tacky Jackie’s!.. - Doug Rice will fill us in on the week in NASCAR.. - Then a quick curtain call for today’s John Boy & Billy Playhouse, with a new script entitled, “The Painter”.. - We’ll meet on of John Boy’s favorite new Comedians, Jamie Lissow.. - Stan Higgins will pop-in.. - Tom Sorensen covers the haps in Sports.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a classic Playhouse entitled “The Father-Son Talk”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
Wedther and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
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a horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Ayes, I can do up.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And at them.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They had to Friday, June the twentieth, hat to Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Thank you to.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right, this is show. Let's say what we got
boy here. Later on this morning, our man Tom Sorenson,
all things sports with our man Tom getting back up here.
Oh my god, we got Doug that rise. Yeah, man,
we missed noug on June teenth. That was the holiday
that we observed yesterday. Thank you Tate Tape for you're
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working hard for the white people.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Covered for you.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Later this this morning, Jamie Lessow. He's a regular on
Gutfell Fog News. He's funny Rascal looking forward to have Jamie.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
On the show. You like him like.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Summer begins today, all right, the longest day of the year,
so it's going to start shortening up. It doesn't seem
like like that it's time to do that, But that's
what happens. Okay, yep.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
For sixty some years.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh dog Gone at National Take Your Dog to Work Day.
That was every day for us and my dog Pearl
for about seventeen years.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
And then the rules changed.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You're trying to teach her how to use the elevator.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It just didn't go to National Hike with a Geek Day.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
What's everybody looking at me?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm gonna get outside and make him hike.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Good luck getting me on a high out.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The National American Eagle Day, National Ice Cream Soda Day,
National Vanilla Milkshake Day, and National Seashell Day. Find something
about the seashore and Sally will sell them. Okay, that's
the stupid things, right. I just coming three dates in
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history we got saved up. Those will be important. We'll
get the winning beginning, all right. We're awake. Big shows
on a radio. Good morning, I got a big show
on a radio. Get you ready for outburst? Take take
my babe, baite. What can we win? While I'll get
stuff ready over here?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I feel like snow white? Uh, they can win.
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their link at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Good Now, here's the three days in history of We're
going our categories. It was on this date in nineteen
seventy five the blockbuster movie Jaws was released in theaters.
The film was never expected to be the mega hit
it was, and oddly enough, is riddled with flubs and inconsistencies.
And old Spielberg hated that shark. He couldn't get it
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to work.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Yeah, it wasn't his vision, huh, But it just.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Worked out because not seeing the shark, you know, just
like with the barrels and stuff, it was better.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, And Peacock is streaming that right now. Today comes
out today. It's for the fiftieth anniversary in some theaters.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
He nicknamed the shark Bruce after his attorney.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So in some theaters on the fiftieth anniversary, thank you, Mark,
You're welcome.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
One.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
A woman in Panama City, Florida, got so angry with
her husband over what was termed a minor matter, she
took one of his shirts from a closet and set
it on fire. Well there, what happened? Well, let's find out.
The blaze spread and burned down their house. The wife
was charged with arson. Investigator said insurance would not pay
the sixty five thousand dollars damage because the fire was
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started by one of the owners. Don't nice work, Mabell.
You don't think he had that.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
To get his owner for I think they needed a
better attorney. Her intention was to burn the shirt, not
the house, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Finally, twenty seventeen, Tiger Woods checked into a clinic to
manage his pain, medication and sleep disorder following his arrest
for driving under the influence.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
I think he needed a better attorney.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
All right. There you go. There's the three categories. One
eight hundred big shows. You told free line we read
to play out bursts. Do it next? Good Friday morning.
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It is a big show on the radio world until
your June twentieth I feature track from The Big Show
Big Boxes a playhouse entitled the father Son Talk keywords
father Son, the Big Box at the Big Show dot
com it right now.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Uppers, Let's be upburst.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
Jon Boy Billy gave.
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The prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Contested number one.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
This shit it It be a lot of fun your
playing out boost you have them ri up and guess
time you love the best time you have a big shots.
Let's say had a random from Fort mitchell I Love Mama,
We shots good on the Randez, Good morning, Hello Boddy,
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welcome in here. All right boy, are you ready to go? Yes, sir, Yes, sir,
alrightval Let's jump in here in five seconds. Winning. Three
movies about animals, Ready.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
To go, Charles, Doctor Doolittle, Benji.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Ma'am now range. Three things in your closet ready to.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Go, shirt, shoes, and pants.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
For the win.
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Three kinds of rehab clinics ready to go, drug rehab,
mental rehab and sleep sort big sleep there, use a
nap right now? Right there? You got the bird tea,
County Peanuts prize pack you and joy. We'll get it
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to you down Fort Mitchell. All right, thank you? All right, buddy,
all right, we jumping out, catching you up on you news,
Going get our Friday mornings on. You don't feel like work,
I'm going to bang on the drums.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Got it for you?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. All right,
right about Friday mornings.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Long hit it and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you
better find yourself another line of work.
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That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 11 (09:39):
Hit it.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 13 (09:48):
I hate work.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Okay today, don't just.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
She's got.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Just what work?
Speaker 10 (10:49):
Work?
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Work, work, work?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
We have a life.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you move for fun?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
We just we just work.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Here's here's our fun right work work?
Speaker 13 (11:05):
Work?
Speaker 10 (11:05):
What work?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
What? Work? What?
Speaker 11 (11:07):
Well?
Speaker 10 (11:07):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
Pal It's a brave man party.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
All is and taste you is cool? Buzz I'm fine,
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Oh dolly, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Today, I'm having test paid.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Work work what?
Speaker 11 (12:29):
What?
Speaker 14 (12:29):
What?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
What?
Speaker 11 (12:30):
What's?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
What's work? I hate work?
Speaker 7 (12:31):
I hate work, I hate works.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Students, Good morning, it's a big shoulder radio for you. Friday, June,
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the twentieth or first day of summer. He waiting around JD.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
He was up, howdy friends.
Speaker 12 (13:25):
Well, that's printing near the start of summer, and you
know what that means, getting outdoors and aggravating you up
any neighbors with a significantly less than sophisticated lifestyle. That's
why JD's is announcing the super Sizzling Summer Sale, where
a feller can find all sorts of potentially hazardous and downright,
and he's slapping fun for the hot weeks ahead. Like
JD's revolutionary yard sprinkler and pressure washer combination, the JD
super Mega water wiggle Washer, He'll shoot a high pair
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of streatment to the young guns at a skim peeling
four hundred pounds a square.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
It'll cut driveway grease.
Speaker 12 (13:53):
Millevie off the final signing and has been known as
successfully and officially remove those embarrassing dukes of hazard tattoos.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Go over here, look at this, and why I'm not living.
Speaker 12 (14:04):
Up the neighborhood cookout with JD's on new wacky hot
dog loads chefs, some of these babies in y ousture
minor winers on you buddies, drill and watch the may
him ensuit.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
I can't see I can't see it. I've got blasting
by hot for me, Shrek.
Speaker 12 (14:20):
We got yard monkeys, weed killer, truck, wax post, old digger,
sellar cane, cut off shorts, flip flops, dog food, propane,
subwoof sweet tea, floor fans, and an assortment of rear end
gears to fit any Camaro from sixty nine to present.
And don't forget about this Saturday night out behind their Concord,
North Carolina location for the JD's Caterpillar Skins, Deerloader Paps,
Blue Ribbon outdoor Concert Pavilion feature and Give Them Hell Junior,
starring Joe Bob Mullins as the legendary Junior Johnson.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
You got that old card dialed in real good yep.
Sure did a.
Speaker 12 (14:48):
Special appearance by Ward Burton trying to say Caterpillar, Skins.
Speaker 13 (14:51):
Deerloader set catad get, I can't say it up truck Honey,
Mommy in the truck man hen On down to JD's
twenty four hour drive through put Gunado Parts Pharmaceutical, Don't.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Get bet and Tackle Discount cigarette Outlet. Come visit our
new location in Johnson City, Tennessee, next to Smiling Monkey's
Discount Tenning Ben's and Low Interest Mobile home Loans Doing today.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Jayds j d's what another boy.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
It's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 15 (15:25):
Oh I love all old fine big Crown radio Man
wall A Winchell Cousin, Brusie walk Man, Jack.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
John Boy and belly job Boy Benny. I had only
two white men that made me more whoo. I feel
no follow your limp back walk over for your limp back.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Wow, good morning. It is a bi shon on the radio,
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and here it is our update on Child's Wish events.
Not a sportsman, a special alliance for veterans and kids.
We just a little form. We've already got the haunts
and the fishing trips ready to go. I want to
fill them. Ust want to put it out. Know some
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kids and some veterans like to go on some summer
fest events gonna take place at the headquarters in Central
Wisconsins July twenty fifth and twenty sixth. Fishing camp and
target practice, hunter safety course, water sports like tube and kayaking,
paddle boats, archs and crafts, many exhibits. They're over fifty
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openings for families, so you can see the four page
flyer on the website Child's Wish dot Org. And then
we think about Southport, North Carolina. Then my beach spot man,
we got gonna go out on the Atlantic Ocean August
seventh and eighth. Spots are still available for that fishing trip.
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Also bear hunts of course coming up this fall Wisconsin,
North Carolina, and Virginia. So it urged y'all to go
to Child's Wish dot Org all the info you need
is right there. Oh, shout out my boy Kent King
who is granting the free fishing tree out of the
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North Carolina's bridge. Let me know yeah that she did
get in touch with him. Thank you Marcy for that.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Cool awesome you guys there.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It is Child's Wish dot org. Good morning, I got
the big show on the radio coming up. We played
John Boy Jeopardy for a high quality signature series American
flag from the premiere flag experts at Condor Flags in Charlotte,
North Carolina, made in the USA using haul weather nylne
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with large embordered stars, individually sown stripes, making custom flags,
banners and polls for over eighty years. Check out Condorflags
dot com and click on the link when you go
to the Big Show dot com. Time for a new
flag here for Independence Day? You got time to do it?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yay flag?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Did the go play more than minutes the first day
of summer? See what's going on at Taggy Jackies.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Hello friends, you're old.
Speaker 14 (19:03):
Hell Bertford here with a big, big, big announcement.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
People.
Speaker 14 (19:07):
We're sick and tired of everyone making fun of our
leaders in Washington.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
We need to respect our elders.
Speaker 14 (19:13):
No matter how stupid and an et they are, You've
already celebrated our country's birthday. Now it's time to salute
all the geezers running the show. It's time for a
sale like no other, the Tacky Jackies Independence Day Sale.
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What's the matter, Slick? Can't believe things have sunk faster
than the Titanic? Have you had to sell one of
your kids to buy a take of gas so you
can go to the races. Have you finally reached an
age where it's time to take those training wheels out
of mothballs?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Is that what has your thong on wrong?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Bubby?
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Well, shake off those blues and peep this news.
Speaker 14 (19:58):
You'll save up buffalo breads to make you the fast
dress mouch at the soup kitchen right here at Tacky Jackies.
Is there a granny, a house brow, or just a
miserable old bag in your life? Nothing, Mama, Then you're
in luck, Chuck. We just got a brand new shipping
of pantsuits from Thrillery Clothiers and Bit Bleaching Emporium.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
You can look like an oven, a shower curtain.
Speaker 14 (20:23):
Or even that quilted throw you keep on the chair
to catch the cat hair We've got everything you need
right here at.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Tacky Jackie's Clothes for hose yea.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
And we haven't forgotten about you fellas looking to reclaim
your glory days back when you can remember why you
open the refrigerator when you only got up to pee
three times a night, the fast times, when the kids
in the pool like to wash the hair on your
legs come back back, back, back back up after rubbing
them down.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Then we've got just the thing.
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Threat skeletons, neon leisure suits and college addiction.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
They'll be here to pip your hide all week.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
Get long rear flap optional. Tacky Jackies doesn't just follow
the trends they set them. Need new shoes, look no further.
Be the first on your block to sport a pair
of crooks. They're almost like crocs, but they're a product
of the Federal government had made by skilled craftsmen in
the American pedal system sizes run from Leprechaun to shaquill O'Neal,
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but take care.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Prolonged wearing of crooks can cause.
Speaker 14 (21:25):
Fever, neuralgia plari see tantrum, stiperash ill, temper, impairment of maskills, slurring, muttering,
mini golf, puttering, aches, pain stains, foggy brains, delusions of brandure,
delusions of adequacy, delusions of competence, sneezing, wheezing, cut the cheesing, blinking, stinking,
trouble thinking, chicken pox, turkey pox, monkey pox, funky pocks,
and that feeling you get from eating too much child
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made at the Chinese place with a D rating, but
won't admit to yourself that you probably eaten field mice.
It's gonna be a packed weekend with something for everyone,
just as long as you're easily play.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Face.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Feeling saggy is a pinsioner's boxer shorts to your cheeks
droop like Melanie Griffith's pooty Well, this weekend only Crazy
Nancy's mobile, botox, clinic, debt, your repair.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
And duy photo refinishing will be on hand. You'll never
have to try to look surprised again.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Been buying your time waiting for a great deal in
a computer Wait no more. Handy hunters, reclaimed laptops and
finnaged collector pipes will have his entire inventory on hand
for your perusal.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
And remember there's always a prize inside.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Oh Nor.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Famous Hebrew author J. K. Rowling will be signing her
new book.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, as the
other fifty seven genders are from Uranus. Be sure to
win her a big prize winning raffle. The main prize
is a tank of gas, a pound of bacas, two
gallons of milk, and a super duper ten pack of
time a tissue price value one thousand dollars, no wait,
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fifteen hundred dollars, no weight two thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Well, you get the idea.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
Take the Richard Nixon roundabout to the Justin Trudeau dead end,
turn around and drive until you get to the Teddy
Kennedy toll booth and waiting pool. Deposit fifty dollars. Take
the third exit on the Dewey Defeats Truman Boulevard. And
when you see Amber Herds selling slightly soiled.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Sheets, cut a hard left.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
And you're there.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Remember ten percent off when you sing our jingle car
you nobody get tamp it.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
Don't miss the big, big big independs day sale only
at Taki Jackie's Clothes for Hose.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
This is your old pal Burt Bird saying I'll see
you there.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
A lot Yeah, well, today's John Boy Jeffarty. We need
to review wednesdays. Yeah, we're off yesterday. So we found
out in thirty eight, researchers set the standard multi pack
size for this popular product cause it was considered the
most a woman could safely carry.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
What is beer?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Only six beers? A woman could say the frail then
that was before the twelve pack. I think they could
have stretched it Today's John Boy Jeoffarty. Queen Cleopatra had
several fake versions of these made, and she would sometimes
wear them while performing her royal duties.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
What is a bust?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Bust? Cleopatra was not that endowed.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
I don't know. You could get different versions.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Go ahead and rule out the buses.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Is there is proof of her breast size because she
had a goblet made for her bull af friend.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
And it was a mold of one of her breasts.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
See see she's freaky.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It's a historical.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Never mind, Tater Wins, that's not what we're looking for.
What y'all got one? Ain't hundred big show? You told
free Line. We go to we get the Winter. We
play John Boy Jepard Eating Next Good Friday Morning, June
(25:55):
the twentieth first day of Summer I feature track fan
to make show Big Box play House entitled The Father
Son Talk keywords fathers Son hear the Big Box at
the Big Show dot Com. Here right now, let's play
yes live across America. Is John Boy Jemeny and now
a man who, due to recent circumstances, changed his personal
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affirmation to life is short. Smile while you still have some.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Of your teeth, John Boy, queen the teeth.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
He's just been waiting to get back out. All right.
Let's say hey to Darryl out of Sims, Alabama. Good morning, Darryl,
Good morning man. We're doing pretty good on this in Darrell,
welcome in here. You got first shot at John Boyjemardy
this morning. See if you can grab that signa to
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your series American flag. So Queen Cleopatra had several fake
versions of these maiden she was sometimes wearing while reforming
her royal duties. He said, d what you got, Darryl?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
How about a beard?
Speaker 16 (27:11):
Well?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's odd, is it?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
A beard?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
The idea was to hide her identity from potential assassins.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Ah, that can't be heard. Wow, that chick's got a beard.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
First drag queen.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, queen, maybe that explains it. There you go. Hey, hey,
look at you, DWN. You you got the big old flag.
Yay black.
Speaker 16 (27:46):
I love these things, man, I got a I got
a family fight going on, because now I have to
decide do I give it to my brother who's a
colonel living in Atlanta, or do I give it to
my brother who's a captain up and uh uh Madison
in Alabama.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
One of them are going to get it.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
You got a recommendation, which one has a better chance
of kicking your butt?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's how I U Okay, we'll flip a coin on it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
We'll let Jackie work with you all that.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
Darrel.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Appreciate you, buddy. You hang on.
Speaker 15 (28:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
We're jumping out, catching you up on your news. Right
on on the side. Special time for on Track with
Doug Rice this week he's up now, Good morning. That's
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a big show on the radio the first day of
summer this Friday, June or twentieth, and a special time
Bie Man Dog Rice usually have him on Thursdays. The
third hour of the big show. We were celebrating Juneteenth.
I love celebrating days in June. You know here we
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are on Friday. Good morning, mister Rice, how are you
dog a morning?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Is Earth, Wind and Fire going to become our permanent
theme music? In his like, I would so love that.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Well, we can make that happen for you, buddy, you.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Know, because if you feel down and out, you sing
a song, you don't want me to sing it. Let
Jackie or Marshy soon.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh god, you buddy, Well go miss you for all
week or two here. So Hambling wins Michigan and.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Hamlin won Michigan. That was his third win of the season,
So good on him. He's he's doing really well for
a forty four year old guy. It's got a lot
else going on in the world. And also became a
daddy again. Yeah that's good. And two girls now and
a little boy, and.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
He said that's why he didn't make the trip down
to Mexico City on the Big Road.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
They had the baby on Wednesday of the week and
then he just said, you know what, I'm going to
stay at home. We've got two other kids here I
need to be around, and so he elected to set
out Mexico City. NASCAR gave him a waiver because they've
done that before for people that are having children and
good on them not having to make him agonized through
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the decision. He announced he wasn't going, and it was
less than twenty four hours later that NASCAR said, Okay,
you got a you got a championship waiver, you keep
your playoff points. All is good.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Nice right, A good deal and a road course that
was fun. That was fun, wasn't that? I guess that
was built when they had the Olympics down there, Doug
the stadium. It looked like in and out.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
I don't know about the stadium.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
I think it was.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
I think it was the original Olympic Baseball stadium that
they built in and around the road course there in
Mexico City, which is a purpose built course. Formula one
race is there and lots of other folks have used
that particular road course, the Auto Droma Hermanus Rodriguez two
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point four to two miles, fifteen turns. I thought NASCAR
put on a heck of a show. Shane van Gisbergen
on Sunday in the Cup race just smoked them once
they got going. A couple of people had problems early on.
Kyle Busch spun that damaged Kyle Larson. They were done
for the day pretty much, but then the last segment
of the race, the last stage of the race, Shane
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got out in front and just drove away. He won
by nearly seventeen seconds.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Man that he was a favorite before the green flag
drop too.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Man, Yeah, he was, and he won the poll. He
backed it up by winning the races. He's now won
two NASCAR Cup Series races. The big thing for him
that puts that team in the playoffs, So they're going
to be one of the sixteen playoff teams. And that's
why he is there. That's why he runs for Trackhouse
Racing is because he is so good. They expect him
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to go out and went on one of these road
courses and put that car in the playoffs. And that's
exactly what he did. So good on him.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Mission accomplished and it was a very popular win for
the Infinity Series. The only Saturday before the Cup.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
D Daniel Suarez, who was originally from Mexico from Moderey,
goes back races in front of essentially the hometown crowd
in a backup car. He crashed earlier that day in qualifying,
tore up the primary car he was racing for Junior
Motorsports needs Exfinity Series. They went back put him together
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another car. This one was flat back, black, It didn't
have all the Quaker state logos and everything on. It
started in the back of the pack, and when it
was all said and done, he held off Taylor Gray
over the last couple of laps in won and the
place went berserk. It was a great celebration. Daniel is
a cool guy. He's not had a lot of success
in NASCAR Cup Series racing. He has won an Exfinity
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Series champion, So you can imagine the celebration for their
own guy winning there in Mexico City, and good on him,
What a great day. I don't know if he ever
wins another race, or even if he goes and wins
the Daytona five hundred one day, that it'll be any
greater than winning in front of his home Countryman.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Wow, aw about that? So what's the deal with Ricky
sten House and Carson the wholes of ar? They can't
keep waving each other cand No.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
They can't, And this happens every now and then. A
wholes of ARC got in the way. Late in the race,
he was a lap down, created problems for stenh House
after the race is over, and then on Pitt Road,
Stenhouse goes over and leans in hosts of Ar's car.
To his credit, he didn't punch him while he was
still strapped up, but he let him have it. He
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let him know that when they got back to the
States he was in for a butt whooping. And now
when and where that happens, I don't know. I know this,
if Humpy Wheeler was still active, he would be selling tickets.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
And you don't know if you had said about him,
kind of kind of like Chastain and you were talking
about last year. You know, it just it just causing
some trouble.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
There's always somebody, there's always that person that creates these
kinds of things. For a while, it was Kyle Busch,
and Kyle went on Settle Down and won two championships.
A couple of years ago it was Ross Chastain. And
now it's Carson jos of Ar's turn, and he's asked
for this. Now, whether he gets his tail kicked or
whether Stenhouse turns him at a race somewhere down the road,
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probably happens. I mean, he's owed that. And Ricky has
talked so much junk. Now he's got to pay it off.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Now.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Whether it's in the Walmart parking lot or not, I
don't know, but he's got to pay this off someplace
down the road. It cannot be all talk and no action.
You cannot be big hat, no cattle on this strict All.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Right, up next this weekend, poking Old, what you thinking
about poking O? Does you know?
Speaker 6 (35:28):
I think the guy that took the week off because
they had a new baby, boy, Denny Hamlin's very good
up there. He just races extremely well, and I think
maybe it's time for the Forge to get back in
the picture. I could see Ryan Blaney or Joey Logano,
and if it's not them, the guy that I feel
like is having the best season, but he's only one
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race is William Byron. They are fast every week, they
lead laps, they win stages. They just haven't put together
but one perfect race this year. But William Byron might
be the guy to keep your eye on this weekend Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
All right, I like it. I got my notes. Thank
you so much.
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You know you have him here.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
You have a great rest of your week, Bunny well Man,
enjoy the weekend. We're here sight see you next Thursday.
All right, buddy, good morning, big shows on the radio.
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All right, what we've been looking forward to? Light out
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Camera, Terrible.
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And Action.
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Hello friends, you're old Burtburn here with another pinky toast
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Today's episode The Painter.
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As our story opens, newly hired highway worker Niles Noodleman
is called into the boss's office.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Hey, you wanted to see me, boss, mister Noodleman?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Come in.
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Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Thanks, all right, now you're our new highway center line painter.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
Correct, yes, ma'am.
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Well please please have a seat. Can I get you anything?
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Why? I sure could use a new set of tires.
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No, I was thinking more along the lines of coffee.
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Coffee kind of a letdown after the tires, But sure,
why not black? No Caucasian. I just get a lot
of sun from working outside.
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No, I meant the cough own never mind. Okay, mister Noodleman.
Do you know why I asked you to come see me?
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You changed your mind about the tires?
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No, No, it's about your job performance.
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I'm doing a great job, aren't.
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I did indeed have a promising start the first day
you painted four miles. It was quite impressive, he know, right,
But the second day you only did three miles.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
Well, still pretty good, right, not terrible.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
But the next day you only manage two miles, and
then yesterday you did less than one mile.
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Well, you really keep tabs on a guy, don't you.
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Well, mister Newtleman, I'm not trying to criticize your work ethic,
but you started out so strong, but your daily productivity
has dwindled quite a bit. I'm trying to figure out why.
Speaker 17 (38:33):
Well, not to be condescending, but the answer is pretty obvious.
Don't you think I'm not following you? Well, I get
less done every day because I keep getting farther and
farther away from the paint can.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Here she comes, and how.
Speaker 17 (39:00):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse. I
bet you feel pretty stupid right about now, and I'm
talking to you, Jackie.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the guy that
used to have the job but is now in cuck
Amonga say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?
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All right?
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They had to Friday, June the twentieth, hat to Friday.
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Thank you to.
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Oh my god, we got Doug that rise. Yeah, man,
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Later this this morning, Jamie Lessow. He's a regular on
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Summer begins today, all right, the longest day of the year,
so it's going to start shortening up. It doesn't seem
like like that it's time to do that, But that's
what happens. Okay, yep.
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Oh dog Gone at National Take Your Dog to Work Day.
That was every day for us and my dog Pearl
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And then the rules changed.
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You're trying to teach her how to use the elevator.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It just didn't go to National Hike with a Geek Day.
I have no idea.
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What's everybody looking at me?
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I'm gonna get outside and make him hike.
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Good luck getting me on a high out.
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The National American Eagle Day, National Ice Cream Soda Day,
National Vanilla Milkshake Day, and National Seashell Day. Find something
about the seashore and Sally will sell them. Okay, that's
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going our categories. It was on this date in nineteen
seventy five the blockbuster movie Jaws was released in theaters.
The film was never expected to be the mega hit
it was, and oddly enough, is riddled with flubs and inconsistencies.
And old Spielberg hated that shark. He couldn't get it
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to work.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Yeah, it wasn't his vision, huh, But it just.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Worked out because not seeing the shark, you know, just
like with the barrels and stuff, it was better.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, And Peacock is streaming that right now. Today comes
out today. It's for the fiftieth anniversary in some theaters.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
He nicknamed the shark Bruce after his attorney.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So in some theaters on the fiftieth anniversary, thank you, Mark,
You're welcome.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
One.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
A woman in Panama City, Florida, got so angry with
her husband over what was termed a minor matter, she
took one of his shirts from a closet and set
it on fire. Well there, what happened? Well, let's find out.
The blaze spread and burned down their house. The wife
was charged with arson. Investigator said insurance would not pay
the sixty five thousand dollars damage because the fire was
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started by one of the owners. Don't nice work, Mabell.
You don't think he had that.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
To get his owner for I think they needed a
better attorney. Her intention was to burn the shirt, not
the house, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Finally, twenty seventeen, Tiger Woods checked into a clinic to
manage his pain, medication and sleep disorder following his arrest
for driving under the influence.
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I think he needed a better attorney.
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All right. There you go. There's the three categories. One
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Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. All right,
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
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Hit it.
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I hate work.
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She's got.
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Work?
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Man?
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We have a life.
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I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
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No, we don't have fun.
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Here's here's our fun right work work?
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Work?
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What work?
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I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
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the time when you go out looking for happiness and
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The weekend things are at their darkest.
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the twentieth or first day of summer. He waiting around JD.
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He was up, howdy friends.
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Well, that's printing near the start of summer, and you
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any neighbors with a significantly less than sophisticated lifestyle. That's
why JD's is announcing the super Sizzling Summer Sale, where
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Up the neighborhood cookout with JD's on new wacky hot
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and here it is our update on Child's Wish events.
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We just a little form. We've already got the haunts
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kids and some veterans like to go on some summer
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Also bear hunts of course coming up this fall Wisconsin,
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Oh?
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Is that what has your thong on wrong?
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Bubby?
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You can look like an oven, a shower curtain.
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Or even that quilted throw you keep on the chair
to catch the cat hair We've got everything you need
right here at.
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Tacky Jackie's Clothes for hose yea.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
And we haven't forgotten about you fellas looking to reclaim
your glory days back when you can remember why you
open the refrigerator when you only got up to pee
three times a night, the fast times, when the kids
in the pool like to wash the hair on your
legs come back back, back, back back up after rubbing
them down.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Then we've got just the thing.
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Threat skeletons, neon leisure suits and college addiction.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
They'll be here to pip your hide all week.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
Get long rear flap optional. Tacky Jackies doesn't just follow
the trends they set them. Need new shoes, look no further.
Be the first on your block to sport a pair
of crooks. They're almost like crocs, but they're a product
of the Federal government had made by skilled craftsmen in
the American pedal system sizes run from Leprechaun to shaquill O'Neal,
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but take care.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Prolonged wearing of crooks can cause.
Speaker 14 (21:25):
Fever, neuralgia plari see tantrum, stiperash ill, temper, impairment of maskills, slurring, muttering,
mini golf, puttering, aches, pain stains, foggy brains, delusions of brandure,
delusions of adequacy, delusions of competence, sneezing, wheezing, cut the cheesing, blinking, stinking,
trouble thinking, chicken pox, turkey pox, monkey pox, funky pocks,
and that feeling you get from eating too much child
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made at the Chinese place with a D rating, but
won't admit to yourself that you probably eaten field mice.
It's gonna be a packed weekend with something for everyone,
just as long as you're easily play.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Face.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Feeling saggy is a pinsioner's boxer shorts to your cheeks
droop like Melanie Griffith's pooty Well, this weekend only Crazy
Nancy's mobile, botox, clinic, debt, your repair.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
And duy photo refinishing will be on hand. You'll never
have to try to look surprised again.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Been buying your time waiting for a great deal in
a computer Wait no more. Handy hunters, reclaimed laptops and
finnaged collector pipes will have his entire inventory on hand
for your perusal.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
And remember there's always a prize inside.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Oh Nor.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Famous Hebrew author J. K. Rowling will be signing her
new book.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, as the
other fifty seven genders are from Uranus. Be sure to
win her a big prize winning raffle. The main prize
is a tank of gas, a pound of bacas, two
gallons of milk, and a super duper ten pack of
time a tissue price value one thousand dollars, no wait,
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fifteen hundred dollars, no weight two thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Well, you get the idea.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
Take the Richard Nixon roundabout to the Justin Trudeau dead end,
turn around and drive until you get to the Teddy
Kennedy toll booth and waiting pool. Deposit fifty dollars. Take
the third exit on the Dewey Defeats Truman Boulevard. And
when you see Amber Herds selling slightly soiled.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Sheets, cut a hard left.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
And you're there.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Remember ten percent off when you sing our jingle car
you nobody get tamp it.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
Don't miss the big, big big independs day sale only
at Taki Jackie's Clothes for Hose.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
This is your old pal Burt Bird saying I'll see
you there.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
A lot Yeah, well, today's John Boy Jeffarty. We need
to review wednesdays. Yeah, we're off yesterday. So we found
out in thirty eight, researchers set the standard multi pack
size for this popular product cause it was considered the
most a woman could safely carry.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
What is beer?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Only six beers? A woman could say the frail then
that was before the twelve pack. I think they could
have stretched it Today's John Boy Jeoffarty. Queen Cleopatra had
several fake versions of these made, and she would sometimes
wear them while performing her royal duties.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
What is a bust?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Bust? Cleopatra was not that endowed.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
I don't know. You could get different versions.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Go ahead and rule out the buses.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Is there is proof of her breast size because she
had a goblet made for her bull af friend.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
And it was a mold of one of her breasts.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
See see she's freaky.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It's a historical.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Never mind, Tater Wins, that's not what we're looking for.
What y'all got one? Ain't hundred big show? You told
free Line. We go to we get the Winter. We
play John Boy Jepard Eating Next Good Friday Morning, June
(25:55):
the twentieth first day of Summer I feature track fan
to make show Big Box play House entitled The Father
Son Talk keywords fathers Son hear the Big Box at
the Big Show dot Com. Here right now, let's play
yes live across America. Is John Boy Jemeny and now
a man who, due to recent circumstances, changed his personal
(26:19):
affirmation to life is short. Smile while you still have some.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Of your teeth, John Boy, queen the teeth.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
He's just been waiting to get back out. All right.
Let's say hey to Darryl out of Sims, Alabama. Good morning, Darryl,
Good morning man. We're doing pretty good on this in Darrell,
welcome in here. You got first shot at John Boyjemardy
this morning. See if you can grab that signa to
(26:51):
your series American flag. So Queen Cleopatra had several fake
versions of these maiden she was sometimes wearing while reforming
her royal duties. He said, d what you got, Darryl?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
How about a beard?
Speaker 16 (27:11):
Well?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's odd, is it?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
A beard?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
The idea was to hide her identity from potential assassins.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Ah, that can't be heard. Wow, that chick's got a beard.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
First drag queen.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, queen, maybe that explains it. There you go. Hey, hey,
look at you, DWN. You you got the big old flag.
Yay black.
Speaker 16 (27:46):
I love these things, man, I got a I got
a family fight going on, because now I have to
decide do I give it to my brother who's a
colonel living in Atlanta, or do I give it to
my brother who's a captain up and uh uh Madison
in Alabama.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
One of them are going to get it.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
You got a recommendation, which one has a better chance
of kicking your butt?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's how I U Okay, we'll flip a coin on it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
We'll let Jackie work with you all that.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
Darrel.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Appreciate you, buddy. You hang on.
Speaker 15 (28:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
We're jumping out, catching you up on your news. Right
on on the side. Special time for on Track with
Doug Rice this week he's up now, Good morning. That's
(29:13):
a big show on the radio the first day of
summer this Friday, June or twentieth, and a special time
Bie Man Dog Rice usually have him on Thursdays. The
third hour of the big show. We were celebrating Juneteenth.
I love celebrating days in June. You know here we
(29:34):
are on Friday. Good morning, mister Rice, how are you
dog a morning?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Is Earth, Wind and Fire going to become our permanent
theme music? In his like, I would so love that.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Well, we can make that happen for you, buddy, you.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Know, because if you feel down and out, you sing
a song, you don't want me to sing it. Let
Jackie or Marshy soon.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh god, you buddy, Well go miss you for all
week or two here. So Hambling wins Michigan and.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Hamlin won Michigan. That was his third win of the season,
So good on him. He's he's doing really well for
a forty four year old guy. It's got a lot
else going on in the world. And also became a
daddy again. Yeah that's good. And two girls now and
a little boy, and.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
He said that's why he didn't make the trip down
to Mexico City on the Big Road.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
They had the baby on Wednesday of the week and
then he just said, you know what, I'm going to
stay at home. We've got two other kids here I
need to be around, and so he elected to set
out Mexico City. NASCAR gave him a waiver because they've
done that before for people that are having children and
good on them not having to make him agonized through
(30:50):
the decision. He announced he wasn't going, and it was
less than twenty four hours later that NASCAR said, Okay,
you got a you got a championship waiver, you keep
your playoff points. All is good.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Nice right, A good deal and a road course that
was fun. That was fun, wasn't that? I guess that
was built when they had the Olympics down there, Doug
the stadium. It looked like in and out.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
I don't know about the stadium.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
I think it was.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
I think it was the original Olympic Baseball stadium that
they built in and around the road course there in
Mexico City, which is a purpose built course. Formula one
race is there and lots of other folks have used
that particular road course, the Auto Droma Hermanus Rodriguez two
(31:35):
point four to two miles, fifteen turns. I thought NASCAR
put on a heck of a show. Shane van Gisbergen
on Sunday in the Cup race just smoked them once
they got going. A couple of people had problems early on.
Kyle Busch spun that damaged Kyle Larson. They were done
for the day pretty much, but then the last segment
of the race, the last stage of the race, Shane
(31:57):
got out in front and just drove away. He won
by nearly seventeen seconds.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Man that he was a favorite before the green flag
drop too.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Man, Yeah, he was, and he won the poll. He
backed it up by winning the races. He's now won
two NASCAR Cup Series races. The big thing for him
that puts that team in the playoffs, So they're going
to be one of the sixteen playoff teams. And that's
why he is there. That's why he runs for Trackhouse
Racing is because he is so good. They expect him
(32:28):
to go out and went on one of these road
courses and put that car in the playoffs. And that's
exactly what he did. So good on him.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Mission accomplished and it was a very popular win for
the Infinity Series. The only Saturday before the Cup.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
D Daniel Suarez, who was originally from Mexico from Moderey,
goes back races in front of essentially the hometown crowd
in a backup car. He crashed earlier that day in qualifying,
tore up the primary car he was racing for Junior
Motorsports needs Exfinity Series. They went back put him together
(33:03):
another car. This one was flat back, black, It didn't
have all the Quaker state logos and everything on. It
started in the back of the pack, and when it
was all said and done, he held off Taylor Gray
over the last couple of laps in won and the
place went berserk. It was a great celebration. Daniel is
a cool guy. He's not had a lot of success
in NASCAR Cup Series racing. He has won an Exfinity
(33:26):
Series champion, So you can imagine the celebration for their
own guy winning there in Mexico City, and good on him,
What a great day. I don't know if he ever
wins another race, or even if he goes and wins
the Daytona five hundred one day, that it'll be any
greater than winning in front of his home Countryman.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Wow, aw about that? So what's the deal with Ricky
sten House and Carson the wholes of ar? They can't
keep waving each other cand No.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
They can't, And this happens every now and then. A
wholes of ARC got in the way. Late in the race,
he was a lap down, created problems for stenh House
after the race is over, and then on Pitt Road,
Stenhouse goes over and leans in hosts of Ar's car.
To his credit, he didn't punch him while he was
still strapped up, but he let him have it. He
(34:13):
let him know that when they got back to the
States he was in for a butt whooping. And now
when and where that happens, I don't know. I know this,
if Humpy Wheeler was still active, he would be selling tickets.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
And you don't know if you had said about him,
kind of kind of like Chastain and you were talking
about last year. You know, it just it just causing
some trouble.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
There's always somebody, there's always that person that creates these
kinds of things. For a while, it was Kyle Busch,
and Kyle went on Settle Down and won two championships.
A couple of years ago it was Ross Chastain. And
now it's Carson jos of Ar's turn, and he's asked
for this. Now, whether he gets his tail kicked or
whether Stenhouse turns him at a race somewhere down the road,
(35:02):
probably happens. I mean, he's owed that. And Ricky has
talked so much junk. Now he's got to pay it off.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Now.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Whether it's in the Walmart parking lot or not, I
don't know, but he's got to pay this off someplace
down the road. It cannot be all talk and no action.
You cannot be big hat, no cattle on this strict All.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Right, up next this weekend, poking Old, what you thinking
about poking O? Does you know?
Speaker 6 (35:28):
I think the guy that took the week off because
they had a new baby, boy, Denny Hamlin's very good
up there. He just races extremely well, and I think
maybe it's time for the Forge to get back in
the picture. I could see Ryan Blaney or Joey Logano,
and if it's not them, the guy that I feel
like is having the best season, but he's only one
(35:50):
race is William Byron. They are fast every week, they
lead laps, they win stages. They just haven't put together
but one perfect race this year. But William Byron might
be the guy to keep your eye on this weekend Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
All right, I like it. I got my notes. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
You know you have him here.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
You have a great rest of your week, Bunny well Man,
enjoy the weekend. We're here sight see you next Thursday.
All right, buddy, good morning, big shows on the radio.
(36:42):
All right, what we've been looking forward to? Light out
you Mark, get set suck.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Camera, Terrible.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
And Action.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
Hello friends, you're old Burtburn here with another pinky toast
stubbing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Today's episode The Painter.
Speaker 14 (37:10):
As our story opens, newly hired highway worker Niles Noodleman
is called into the boss's office.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Hey, you wanted to see me, boss, mister Noodleman?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Come in.
Speaker 17 (37:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Thanks, all right, now you're our new highway center line painter.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
Correct, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Well please please have a seat. Can I get you anything?
Speaker 7 (37:28):
Why? I sure could use a new set of tires.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
No, I was thinking more along the lines of coffee.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
Coffee kind of a letdown after the tires, But sure,
why not black? No Caucasian. I just get a lot
of sun from working outside.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
No, I meant the cough own never mind. Okay, mister Noodleman.
Do you know why I asked you to come see me?
Speaker 7 (37:50):
You changed your mind about the tires?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
No, No, it's about your job performance.
Speaker 7 (37:58):
I'm doing a great job, aren't.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I did indeed have a promising start the first day
you painted four miles. It was quite impressive, he know, right,
But the second day you only did three miles.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
Well, still pretty good, right, not terrible.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
But the next day you only manage two miles, and
then yesterday you did less than one mile.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Well, you really keep tabs on a guy, don't you.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Well, mister Newtleman, I'm not trying to criticize your work ethic,
but you started out so strong, but your daily productivity
has dwindled quite a bit. I'm trying to figure out why.
Speaker 17 (38:33):
Well, not to be condescending, but the answer is pretty obvious.
Don't you think I'm not following you? Well, I get
less done every day because I keep getting farther and
farther away from the paint can.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Here she comes, and how.
Speaker 17 (39:00):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse. I
bet you feel pretty stupid right about now, and I'm
talking to you, Jackie.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the guy that
used to have the job but is now in cuck
Amonga say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?
Speaker 5 (39:19):
All right?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Here are no hut well her heart?
Speaker 7 (39:23):
How had hey?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Everyone know that's l list is l list is Let
list go horay fast lest lest.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
O, Honey God, I'll come up.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I know.
Speaker 12 (39:41):
What.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
It's a big show on the radio. Coming up in
a couple of minutes. Comedian Jamie less Out. He's a
regular on gut Fell on Fox News ten pm Eastern,
the number one late night show in America, that yours
truly called Come. I saw the wonderful guest that Jimmy Kimmel,
all them head let's see nowacky Democrats, drud well, you.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Know we can fill in the blanks.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Spell it. I've been looking forward to this, all right,
is a Jamie in minutes. In one hour, we give
away John Boys wonderful thing number one hundred and forty six,
the King of the Road service member money clip from
the National Motor Club. If youew it, get your name
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