June 20, 2025 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Coming up, we play Beat the Blonde for a Law
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(00:25):
the hat. Hang on, we'll get you in there in
just a second. Well, we've been looking forward to our
guests right here, mister Jamie Lissal. First time I saw
Jamie was on Gutfel on Fox News. I told my wife,
I said, write that guy's name down. I like that guy,
and then y'all will remember. I said, Oh, first, Jamie,
(00:46):
good morning. I'm gonna get to you in a second.
I'm building you up.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, take your time as long as it compliments, take
it okay.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So, and I told these guys, I said, Gutfeld is
the best late night show on TV.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Is the Fox News? I say, yeah, do that so okay.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Now, Randy are executive producer for Side of Him he
thinks MPR is fair and balanced, So you see what
I was up against, Jamie. But then that's all. Look
look over here, who you got there? You got Jimmy Kimmel,
the late Stephen Colbert, Elizabeth Warren, their special guests, that
wacky Elizabeth Warren. Wow, how in the world did you
(01:24):
guys beat these guys like drums?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I just love it, buddy, And as you maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Can can see, Jamie, We're I'm on a conservative bent here,
and that's kind of odd and rock and roll radio.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I just tickle to.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Have you part of the number one late night show
in America. You are awesome, buddy, Welcome to the big show.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Wow. Man, I really appreciate that. I've been a fan
of you guys for the longest time. I used to
do morning radio and all the comics loved coming on
your show, and so you just made my day. Man.
I've been doing a lot of radio shows where they
start off with who are you?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That is awesome?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
This is way better.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
When I was telling well, I've said always is the
divorce Tour and I said, no, man, it's the better
off Dad Comedy Tour and hitting some big show cities
to next month, Wilmington, North Carolina, Charleston, South Carolina. Myrtle
Beach is gonna hit Orlando in Tampa. So I just say,
if you're not following Jamie, follow him on Facebook and
(02:29):
Instagram and I am Jamie Lissau dot com and so
all right, Jamie man will tell us about it. Man,
What's what's going on in your life? Congratulations?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey you man.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm pretty excited too. And if anybody doesn't remember my name,
just because I know my place in the entertainment business.
I also to get tickets, you can also go to
Great Guest Seltz friend dot.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Com, Greg gunwellsfriend dot com.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's truth, that's an actual website. Everything's good, man. We
are I feel like the world is waking up a
little bit and we're out there. You know, Gussalt is
the best man we get to, you know, even politics, society.
Being able to do jokes. We wrote that day in
front of four million people, and we are not edited
at all. No one knows what we're gonna say. We
(03:18):
don't know what we're gonna be asked. It's just it's
the most fun slash stressful experience because you're doing like
new jokes in front of four million people. But that
is the that's the best part of my job by
fire at this moment.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Man, that that is very awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And and you're, man, you're gonna you're setting the starring
to feature the Animal too. I know, you're your bugs
with Rob Schneider man funny guy, and you'm doing doing
a lot of stuff of that. So the Animal two coming.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Out, the Animal two coming out, we were like, what
sequel did no one ask for? And that week but yeah,
it was actually a studio exec over at Fox. Toby
was a huge Rob Schneider fan and a huge Animal fan,
and he called Rob and said, would you please make
this movie just so I could watch it? And so
(04:06):
we wrote it and we made it and it's it's
in production right now and that shit should be coming
out soon. So yeah, very psyched about that's a pretty
good man, I am. It's about Rob, like, you know,
he got all the Animal parks, he was solving crimes
and how he's old and you know he's been on
the force for a long time and the very first,
very first crime scene there's like the only evidence is
one footprint in the sand, and Rob just peas all
(04:28):
over it and he can't control his bladder anymore, and
so it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And Jamie's got his own half hour Comedy Central special
and a Dry Bar comedy special over twenty million views.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You you know, Jamie, you are very popular. Whether you
don't care to admit it or not.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I appreciate that. I will say eighteen point five million
of those are my mom, but that's one point five
million other people. So when I if anybody does you know,
I know a lot of people know what Drybar is.
I actually did not know what it was. And they
called me up and they said, you want to do
like this Trybar Special? And I go, what is it?
And they go, you gotta be squeaky clean. You come
to Utah and you're performing for mostly Mormons. It's really
(05:12):
fun and I go, okay. So I go and I
do it and it actually goes pretty good. And then
the next week they go, we're releasing it on Amazon Prime,
you know, And they go, but we need a name
for your special, like if you thought about what to
name it? And so I go, I haven't thought about
it at all, And I go, what if we just
call it? Jamie Lisso tries not to say the F word,
(05:33):
and they go, well, we can't call it that, you know,
because you say word. We're trying to keep it clean.
And I go, well, what if we just call it?
Why don't we just call it? Is it Mormon here
or is it just me?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's awesome?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And that's something about you know, y'all on gut faeld,
you know you don't think about that, but y'all can
get away with so because it's table, you know, you
don't have the same restrictions broadcast a big network.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we and also it's taped. It's
basically live like there's not a lot of editing, but
it's also taped four hours ahead of time and so
you can like really push the envelope and if it's
something horrible, they can edit it out. So we do
have a lot more leeway there. I've had a couple
of things. I've had a couple of days edited out.
(06:22):
But you gotta go, you got to go really far
to have something bleeped out on guns.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Help, I know, a gut for a little PERV. Well
that's something.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And y'all man experiencing life and I know, just this week,
as matter of fact, Cat Tamp came back after she
had a baby and found out she had cancer.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
When her baby, right, So, so that was cool.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah to see that. Imagine getting two pieces of bad
news like.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That, Jamie, I want to ask you.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
My wife told me.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't know how she knows so much about you,
but but you got married again, just just like recently.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh that's so funny. Yeah, I'm actually, uh, maybe I'm
not the best husband. I'm on my honeyfood right now.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Did she know what she was cited for?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I feel like it's too late now. There's a lot
of paperwork involved at this point. But yeah, I'm actually
I got married on Saturday. And then that's funny. Cat
called me and she asked me if I could come
on the show with her for her return, and I said, man,
I would do. I would love to, but we're actually
doing we're getting married and doing the honeymoon. She she
accepted that as uh as a legitimate excuse. But yeah,
(07:48):
my wife is uh, my wife's a doctor and she
does tell them medicine and I'm gonna I'm gonna soundproof
booth right now, and she's in the one next to
me seeing a patient.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wow, well, look at you Mary.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Up, marry marrying way up. I'm gonna ask her if
she wants to swish later. She does a couple of
radio shows.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Some diagnoses.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, speaking of marrying up. The thing I hear the most.
She's like an attractive woman, you know, And all of
the time people say to me, this sent me last night,
I did this. I was at this say and this guy,
my wife's there, and this guy goes, you ever get
this one? He goes, Uh, he goes, Man, you out
kicked your coverage.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Oh yeah, right, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Like a football term. And I'm trying to you know,
I'm trying to like embrace it and not be insulted
or whatever. You know, I've kicked your coverage. And just
between just between me and you guys, I looked at
his wife. It looks like he got a safety man.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Well, y'all gotten to see Jamie when he's in person
and he's hitting big show cities. Uh, Tyler, wait a minute.
The Marsha just showed me a picture of your wife. Wow,
you did kick your coverage. Well that ball and go home.
(09:05):
So Jamie is all better off. Dad got to find
out where it's gonna be near you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
If she gets done with her call before you're done
with yours.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Hang up on us, Jemmy.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
For real though, man, for I'll want to tell you
guys for real. When I looked at my ID, I'm
doing a bunch of callings today, and when I saw
you guys were on the page, I told my wife,
I go, dude, I'm calling Cowboy. Billy just been hearing
about you guys for years and years, and so happy
we got to connect. He made my day by saying
you were You were a fan at the beginning of
the call, so I truly appreciate it. You know how
these things can be, man, Oh some of them are
not fun, some of them are. But this was a
(09:44):
great way to end the day. So I really appreciate
you guys. I hope we can maybe one of the
mental and someday I can stop and say hi.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Please, do please means anything to you. John Boy actually
reached out to rommel Finger to book you. It didn't
come from him to us. He went to.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
No kidding, I'm gonna see if I can get a
little bit of a discount.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You keep up the good work, Jamie.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
We appreciate you, buddy, all right, Buddy, that's a man
like that. All right, damn well, let's play I Beat
the Blonde game Tanta one eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
You told free line. We'll get a contestant play next.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
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We're ready to play Beating the Blood.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Let's meet our contestant, Thomas from Hickory, North Carolina. Good morning, Thomas,
come on, yes, Hello, whye Thomas?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
What did you tell me?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Hold on?
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I think sound hold on?
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Well tell you some questions. You agree and disagreement to
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Goal, so right.
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The farmers say there is one flavor the hogs will
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What is it?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Bacon?
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Oh, bacon going They're made of it. I mean what
you're thinking about.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Mint Oreo, John Boyd, the hogs do not like mint oreos.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Wow, mint Oreo, she says, with enthusiasm and convictions.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Sure, Thomas, agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
I am gonna have to go.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm not sure, but I'm gonna have to agree with
that was like, no, you don't want anything.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I'm gonna agree.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Okay, mint Oreo, look at you know them.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
I tell you I like watching the man have some
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Thomas.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Okay, t ta, how many hearts does an octopus have?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Octopus just one? One heart to break?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
One heart is all the octopus has. Thomas agree or
disagree with the one heart theory?
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Disagree, disagree? Wow? And that on the bad right, m
a octopied have three hearts.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Three hearts and look at Thomas, you got the big
old prize fect just like that, bro.
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Congratulations.
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Speaker 4 (13:42):
All right.
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We're jumping out, catching you up on your news.
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On the other side, a time capsule over this Friday morning.
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Speaker 8 (16:52):
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and on top of all death a news anchor.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Wow, anyone we know? What's his name?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Predictably hilarious, professionally jocular, dependably comedic, funny too shortened the appellation.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
In fact, the news anchor was a she. Well that's exciting.
So what happened?
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Well, despite her high profile position, she was a bit
of a fatherhead. Hey what a featherhead, a dim with
a dunce adult much like Charlie Brown. She was a blackhead.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Ah, So what gave it away?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Well?
Speaker 8 (17:26):
On our first date, we were making out on my couch.
I stood up and I said, why don't we take
this upstairs? She jumped up and said, okay, I'll take
this end.
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It was not a good sign.
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Tan Forsey knew her, and once I told her I
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the middle of August, I'll need to pack another fist.
Come on, stand, I can't all be rocket son acknowledged, aware, understood,
I get it to be more to the point, but
it wasn't just her meager intellect. If she could just
keep her work out of her personal life.
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Well, to be fair, she's a news anchor. He's probably
always keeping an eye out for another story.
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What I have to feed her too?
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Hollywood money left ever from the Christmas gift I gave Tater.
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Yeah, it was like a puzzle box.
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She had to solve the puzzle and it looked like
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(20:54):
getting in the mail fake bills and all headed your
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of The Big Show all through football season, picks every
(21:40):
game and I know you're keeping an owl stuff here
in the off season, Tom, We were just talking about
this down time.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
As far as sports.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Maybe maybe time to do something else in our lives.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Would you agree?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (21:55):
That world. You know, if you love the beach, if
you love a lake, if you love the ountains, I mean,
this is a great time to go. And if you're
a big NFL fan you can go because nothing is good.
This is the deadest time of the year for pro
football because if you want to find a player now,
you don't go to camp. You go to Hawaii, and
(22:17):
you know, those guys have earned it, and they will
come back and they'll late July and then it is
on until February eighth in Santa Clara, California for the
Super Bowl. And as you know, man, once it starts,
it ain't slowing down for anybody. And that's a cool
thing about the NFL. It is a year round sport
except for now.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well, so if there was a few things to pick
out from the NFL right now this down time, well
would it be, well, bring me up to Spain for
so Tom we had the rookie mini camps. Some teams
had like their first get together with their drafting.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
That's right, Yeah, they had they brought in the draft picks,
and they brought in undraft to free agents and have
them compete. And then they had the OTAs where you
had to show up and everybody was there, and then
you got to kind of a feel for what they
had for who's fast and who's in shape, and who
can play and just kind of seeing the new guys
came together and just here in Carolina, they were thrilled,
(23:20):
thrilled with some of the new speed and thrilled with
the way Bryce young is playing it. Bryce is like
I spend time around him, and he's like the nicest
guy in the world. He's kind of guy that would
hold the door open for you and hold it and
wait there for you, you know, no matter how old
you were or how young. He's just that kind of
curteous guy. But he's talking trash now, and I think
(23:41):
that's kind of a good sign. It's like, all right,
I've been nice Bryce for a while, I'm gonna be
mean Bryce.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That's right.
Speaker 14 (23:48):
So there's that, and then you go, this is not
exactly breaking news, but the Pittsburgh Steelers have signed Aaron
Rodgers to play quarterback.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
You know what was breaking news from from our own
tater to he is married.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
He is married. Now you knew that. I did not
know that.
Speaker 14 (24:08):
I was coming over to the hairbine preoccupied.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
So yeah, no, it just came out.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
And he's been seen wearing a ring several times and
somebody from the media went, I see you're wearing a ring,
and he's like Putty from Seinfeld went, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
Married just goes to show you. But I'll tell you
I am curious. You know, he has enormous talent. Although
he's forty one years old, and we didn't see much
of the last season. And Pittsburgh is known for its
running and it's mobile quarterbacks, and he is about as
(24:47):
mobile as we are. So it's going to be interesting
at least. And I like to something about their tradition.
I like and one of their traditions is they make
the playoffs and immediately lose. And what they're hoping is
that with Rogers they do something new. But tell you
three teams that I think are really going to be
improved with the young quarterbacks. One is Washington. I mean,
(25:11):
how do you improve You fix your offensive line. Washington
and Chicago did that. But Washington last season its weakness
was against a run and they've really really beefed up
their defensive line. So I think, you know, Caleb Williams
and Chicago quarterback and Jaydon Tannels was so good last
season in Washington, and I think he has a chance
(25:31):
to be better. But a young quarterback, and we all
know him as Drake May because we know the family
here in Charlotte and he grew up around here. He
played at U n C. He was a rookie last
season and playing quarterback and starting for a terrible team
with a horrific offensive line. It's a tough way to
be welcome to the NFL. They hired Mirke Rabel, late
(25:55):
of Tennessee and johnbo You and I are both Rabel fans.
He he has really he just said, we have to
fix this now. And what by doing that, by beefing
up their offensive line, what they've done is giving May
a chance to succeed. I'll tell you, I think he
is going to be an absolute star. And as good
(26:18):
as Jaden Daniels was and as good as I think
Caleb Williams will be, I would not be surprised that
Drake May is the best of them. And I think
we're going to really see him shine this season.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Drake May.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Watch him in New England, Man, I see. I like
the good family. Good family.
Speaker 14 (26:37):
Oh yeah, I rented his dad and uh, he just
he was a high school superstar, really good player in
North Carolina and he's just he's as humble as I'll
say it again, we are.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I like it, man, I like it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Well, okay, Tom so well, let's just enjoy Let's enjoy
the downtime. Let's uh enjoy our Independence Day. We're coming
up here. On July the fourth, So uh, we'll got
some traveling in you. Uh, stay safe, buddy, and just
keep your eyes on the road for us.
Speaker 14 (27:14):
Not the one yet, I'm not the one yet. Yeah,
girlfriends in the car accident and that's and uh, she's
gonna be okay. But but boy, it's scary out there
some time. So everybody be safe and everybody in the
studio and out there on John Boy and Billy listening land,
just have a great summer.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
All right, my boy, we will catch up with you
next week. All right, Dan, Well, let's play our wordy
Word one eight hundred big show you told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next Good
(28:08):
Morning as a make sure the radio running to you
Friday morning, Mad you're driving to make sure mid Box
Playhouse entitled the Father Son Talk.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You need a little help her, that's we got you.
Father's on keywords. If you go to the mid Box
for par rental construction, you might be a failure. Come on,
let's play what Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
I gave a birdy word.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That a wordy w Let's meet the contestants. We got
Kenneth from a rowing over Virginia. Good morning, Kenneth, good morning. Hey, Hey,
we got Bruce from Morristown, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Good morning, Bruce, Good morning, big chow crew. Hello you aye.
Bruce and Tater.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
On one team, John Boy and Kenneth on the other.
All right, Tennessee versus Virginia. Welcome, big show books. All right,
So Bruce, you relax and let's see what me and
Kenneth can put on the board here.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Alright, Raandy, you're gonna jump to go if you want
me to. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
All right, he's got the words here, the words, all right,
what uh? And we're dealing with anything everybody dealing with
farm and farming on these words said, So right there, okay,
So alright, Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Me and you you ready, buddy.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I'm ready, buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
All right, start the clock now, you gotta put this
chicken duty on your fields?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
What is it? Okay? Hold, hold, hold, what's happening where
you're not? Where you're up? You got the clock?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
You got the clock. I guess it's up. Alright, alright, Kenned,
we're starting over again. Okay, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Now. What do you put on your field so it'll grow?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Uh? Huh oh you have a bunch of grapes to
make wine.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
You own a yes?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Uh huh. This is where you keep your grain on
your farm, in the big tall things.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Okay, cow duty is also cow what?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Yes? Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
This is where you keep your horses in the stalls.
Another word for them, table boy.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
All right, Kennon knows his way round along with a
five on the board.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right, and now Taylor and Bruce for year round one.
You ready, Bruce, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
And all right?
Speaker 7 (31:00):
This animal you milk? It's called a blank blow. Yeah,
but what kind of cows? Not a steak cow. It's
as milk cheese, milk cheese, it's all Oh, this is
the thing that makes the rose in the in the
in the in the field cultivator. No, it's a yes.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
You you get this from wheat and you stored in
the silo. No, it's the little seeds.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh, there is no buzzer.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
No, I am so city.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I don't know that was a two on the board.
So it is five to two. Still anybody's game?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Why do you say?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What that smile? Jenna's are you anybody for round two?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Let's see pigging up on that last one goes and
what right? Yeah, be sure to eat your blank when
you're a kid. Your carrots and stuff? What are they?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
This is what you take to go from one floor
to another. Yes, this is what you pulled behind your truck,
A truck and a you put something? Oh yeah, okay,
this is what you dig a hole with a.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
FuG.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
No, that was a good guess, all right, that was
a blazzer book. We put a four on that. Five.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's a nine. So Tater and Bruce seven will tie,
eight will win? Okay, ready, Bruce, yes, sir, and go.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Dig a hole with a Yes, you this is a
four wheel blank. You gotta have a far blank.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It has a bed.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
It has a bed in the back.
Speaker 15 (32:57):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes, said boy? Animal goes.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Dog?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
You put this to keep bugs away. It's a name
for the chemical. What kind of bug keeps bugs away?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
No, it's just a.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Chickens lay one?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yes, you got it.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
I got it.
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Seven.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Kenneth wins nine to seven. But there was a good
boys comebacks.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
All right, Bruce from Morristown. You can try again anytime, buddy.
We appreciate you playing with us this morning.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
All right, my man, I have a great day. And
Kenneth's up and rowing.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You got Worldlaw Moors prize back for your victory.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Congratulations, Yes, sir, thank you.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I waited thirty six years. Pray that game with.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
You smoked it.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Holday, I had practice, yeah, practice.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Got the Big Show on the radio and is big
request time, Christopher Scott says the Rev. Give Calhoun the ball,
goober the Preacher's bike, a Ward Burden skin steer, all
three of my favorites. Well, let's pick one for Christopher.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I'll do it all.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It's just for you, Christopher coming up next. Good morning,
(34:53):
Big Show is on the radio, and I bit request
pristenmer Scott, pick them one for you, Chris.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
Here you go, Ward, you have your script there?
Speaker 9 (35:07):
Yeah, good do buddy.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
All right, okay, all right, let's go.
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Are we ready?
Speaker 15 (35:10):
Jaguie rolling?
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Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Hey, Billy, you know about Caterpillar, right sure?
Speaker 11 (35:15):
The Cat NASCAR team won the Daytona five hundred. I'd
love to drive that car to work one day.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
How about if you leave the driving up to me.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Hey, it's Ward Burden day on a five hundred winner
what brings you out of the cat race car.
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Well, there's folks at Carolina Truck that want me to
tell you, tell everybody that they're giving away a brand
new Cat skilled loader.
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What's the scoop on how I can win one ward?
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CATSTI loader dot com and go see that guy over there, now, guy, that's.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
All one word dot com. That's all right, that's all right.
Where you wanna pick up man in? I think we're
going to go from the top, all right, going from the.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
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go to the website w w W cat skierloader dot
com or head over to the Carolina Dealer.
Speaker 11 (36:15):
That's Cat skid Steerloader. It's all one word, right.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
Cats cats skid steerloader. Y'all don't really make fun of him.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Now, No, Actually that was just my next line.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Are you sure?
Speaker 6 (36:34):
You?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Hell no?
Speaker 9 (36:37):
That's why I just leave it at cat y'all might
want me to say my damn line and y'all.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Go back to the world.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
That sounds good ready, Just putting them in.
Speaker 9 (36:56):
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Speaker 11 (36:58):
Right, Cat skid steerloader all one word.
Speaker 9 (37:02):
That's right. You can sign on, check out all the
features and the new different Cat skid steer model and
resting for a chance to win a new one one
more time.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
It's cat skid steerload.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
I can't say it. I tried. I'll try to get
it right. Who's doing this recording?
Speaker 13 (37:24):
Just just just just say that cat skid steerload and
Randy can put it in.
Speaker 9 (37:29):
I'm trying. How much y'all get paid for that?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't know as much as you.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
And here we go. I hope we aren't on live.
Just go to the website www dot cat skis steers
Dat Cat skars Steerloader Cat skid Steerloader. Alright, are you ready?
That's right, you can sign on and check out all
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the features and the new cats skids hat. I'm gonna
have to stop waking up surly and go working out
and got up speech in school.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Sounds like you've been hanging out with a rusty wallace.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
Y'all got a coffee or something. Maybe it was beet
up my voice a little bit of s all. Right,
here we go. Well, the folks at Carolina Tractor want
me to tell everybody they're giving away a brand new
Cat Skid steer loader.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I knew you could.
Speaker 15 (38:30):
Do it, and now you're saying it perfect every time.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Say it a lot.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
You see why I got sent to military school and
summer schools and all kind of stuff.
Speaker 15 (38:42):
Thank you, warn.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
Well, thank y'all so much. And I'll try to drink
some coffee.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
So callbat College. Ain't time man as.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
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Good morning. It is a big John Radio.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
If you like this, feeds your track from the Big
Show bit box keywords father.
Speaker 11 (39:30):
Son, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the father Son Talk. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp and his son I said, Ricky be sharp.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Kenny, can you tell Tayter's running the sound effects?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Where was it?
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (39:54):
Yeah? As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp and his
son Ricky F are shopping at the Health Genie Discount
drug store in both Alabama.
Speaker 13 (40:07):
I think all the clerks are on break all the
cash registers and whatnot, and just sleep to disappear.
Speaker 15 (40:14):
Danny trying Danny, Hello, Hello over here.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
You goofy little pot liquor.
Speaker 15 (40:20):
Hey daddy, Daddy, will you buy this for me?
Speaker 13 (40:22):
Hey Daddy da daddy, you buy it. Shut the hell up.
Let me see it, man, buld deodorate body spray. Well,
you are at the age where you start to get
a little gifting by the end of the day. How
much is uh nine dollars?
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Stead of it? Nine dollars. Hell's in it eight dollars.
Speaker 15 (40:43):
Come on, Danny, I'm taking it back. It to the
movie Fromart Hot. I want to get my swear hold.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Well.
Speaker 13 (40:51):
Well, well, the youngest of the sharp med is finally
taking an interest in the opposite six huh, here doing
big Danny.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Don't call me big Daddy out in public.
Speaker 13 (41:02):
Did Coach Cleveland School give you all the talk yet,
the one about the emergens and the bees and the
cooties in the fleas.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
And what not?
Speaker 15 (41:11):
Oh yeah, we learned all that stuff last year.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Uh huh? Did it do you any good? You ain't
been getting grubby with old.
Speaker 15 (41:18):
Becky, have you not? Yet? But I'm working on it.
Speaker 13 (41:23):
I mean, listen, boy, your mom and me think you
are to wait till you're married to do that kind
of stuff. But man, that you got that same red
hot blood all those surface is born, I know that's
probably gonna be a long shot.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yep, so follow me.
Speaker 15 (41:42):
Where are we going?
Speaker 13 (41:43):
I'll number five, Family Planet and Sexual Help. You ever
seen these before?
Speaker 15 (41:51):
I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (41:53):
Just in time, Ricky, This here is what you call
a puff the pip pop pop satura. That'd some damn
Greek word I can't pronounce. I wish oh run too.
Populace was here, he'd.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Know how to say it.
Speaker 13 (42:09):
Anyway, This little rascal here prevents the spread of diseases,
and uh whatnot? And uh, if you don't score, you
can make a hell of a water blue now. And
if you're gonna be Tom Catton right here with a
little bit of hot pants, you need to have one
of these with you at all times.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
To make sure you do. I'm gonna buy your first
pack for you right here now.
Speaker 15 (42:29):
Yeah, but has a lot of different CODs. Uh, which
one shore we get?
Speaker 4 (42:35):
I just see here a.
Speaker 13 (42:36):
Small box here says what they called the beginner packs.
Got two in it, one for Friday night, one for
Saturday night.
Speaker 15 (42:43):
How about that dunks one to it?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
There is the newly went pack.
Speaker 13 (42:47):
It's got seven in it, one for every night of
the week Monday through Sunday.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
How about that great old big box off the bottom.
Speaker 13 (42:55):
Let's see here. Oh that's the married couple's pack. It's
got twelve of them in.
Speaker 15 (42:59):
Ite wow twelve huh yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
One for January, one for February one.
Speaker 11 (43:05):
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the hat. Hang on, we'll get you in there in
just a second. Well, we've been looking forward to our
guests right here, mister Jamie Lissal. First time I saw
Jamie was on Gutfel on Fox News. I told my wife,
I said, write that guy's name down. I like that guy,
and then y'all will remember. I said, Oh, first, Jamie,
(00:46):
good morning. I'm gonna get to you in a second.
I'm building you up.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, take your time as long as it compliments, take
it okay.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So, and I told these guys, I said, Gutfeld is
the best late night show on TV.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Is the Fox News? I say, yeah, do that so okay.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Now, Randy are executive producer for Side of Him he
thinks MPR is fair and balanced, So you see what
I was up against, Jamie. But then that's all. Look
look over here, who you got there? You got Jimmy Kimmel,
the late Stephen Colbert, Elizabeth Warren, their special guests, that
wacky Elizabeth Warren. Wow, how in the world did you
(01:24):
guys beat these guys like drums?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I just love it, buddy, And as you maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Can can see, Jamie, We're I'm on a conservative bent here,
and that's kind of odd and rock and roll radio.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I just tickle to.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Have you part of the number one late night show
in America. You are awesome, buddy, Welcome to the big show.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Wow. Man, I really appreciate that. I've been a fan
of you guys for the longest time. I used to
do morning radio and all the comics loved coming on
your show, and so you just made my day. Man.
I've been doing a lot of radio shows where they
start off with who are you?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That is awesome?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
This is way better.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
When I was telling well, I've said always is the
divorce Tour and I said, no, man, it's the better
off Dad Comedy Tour and hitting some big show cities
to next month, Wilmington, North Carolina, Charleston, South Carolina. Myrtle
Beach is gonna hit Orlando in Tampa. So I just say,
if you're not following Jamie, follow him on Facebook and
(02:29):
Instagram and I am Jamie Lissau dot com and so
all right, Jamie man will tell us about it. Man,
What's what's going on in your life? Congratulations?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey you man.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm pretty excited too. And if anybody doesn't remember my name,
just because I know my place in the entertainment business.
I also to get tickets, you can also go to
Great Guest Seltz friend dot.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Com, Greg gunwellsfriend dot com.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's truth, that's an actual website. Everything's good, man. We
are I feel like the world is waking up a
little bit and we're out there. You know, Gussalt is
the best man we get to, you know, even politics, society.
Being able to do jokes. We wrote that day in
front of four million people, and we are not edited
at all. No one knows what we're gonna say. We
(03:18):
don't know what we're gonna be asked. It's just it's
the most fun slash stressful experience because you're doing like
new jokes in front of four million people. But that
is the that's the best part of my job by
fire at this moment.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Man, that that is very awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And and you're, man, you're gonna you're setting the starring
to feature the Animal too. I know, you're your bugs
with Rob Schneider man funny guy, and you'm doing doing
a lot of stuff of that. So the Animal two coming.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Out, the Animal two coming out, we were like, what
sequel did no one ask for? And that week but yeah,
it was actually a studio exec over at Fox. Toby
was a huge Rob Schneider fan and a huge Animal fan,
and he called Rob and said, would you please make
this movie just so I could watch it? And so
(04:06):
we wrote it and we made it and it's it's
in production right now and that shit should be coming
out soon. So yeah, very psyched about that's a pretty
good man, I am. It's about Rob, like, you know,
he got all the Animal parks, he was solving crimes
and how he's old and you know he's been on
the force for a long time and the very first,
very first crime scene there's like the only evidence is
one footprint in the sand, and Rob just peas all
(04:28):
over it and he can't control his bladder anymore, and
so it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And Jamie's got his own half hour Comedy Central special
and a Dry Bar comedy special over twenty million views.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You you know, Jamie, you are very popular. Whether you
don't care to admit it or not.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I appreciate that. I will say eighteen point five million
of those are my mom, but that's one point five
million other people. So when I if anybody does you know,
I know a lot of people know what Drybar is.
I actually did not know what it was. And they
called me up and they said, you want to do
like this Trybar Special? And I go, what is it?
And they go, you gotta be squeaky clean. You come
to Utah and you're performing for mostly Mormons. It's really
(05:12):
fun and I go, okay. So I go and I
do it and it actually goes pretty good. And then
the next week they go, we're releasing it on Amazon Prime,
you know, And they go, but we need a name
for your special, like if you thought about what to
name it? And so I go, I haven't thought about
it at all, And I go, what if we just
call it? Jamie Lisso tries not to say the F word,
(05:33):
and they go, well, we can't call it that, you know,
because you say word. We're trying to keep it clean.
And I go, well, what if we just call it?
Why don't we just call it? Is it Mormon here
or is it just me?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's awesome?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And that's something about you know, y'all on gut faeld,
you know you don't think about that, but y'all can
get away with so because it's table, you know, you
don't have the same restrictions broadcast a big network.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we and also it's taped. It's
basically live like there's not a lot of editing, but
it's also taped four hours ahead of time and so
you can like really push the envelope and if it's
something horrible, they can edit it out. So we do
have a lot more leeway there. I've had a couple
of things. I've had a couple of days edited out.
(06:22):
But you gotta go, you got to go really far
to have something bleeped out on guns.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Help, I know, a gut for a little PERV. Well
that's something.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And y'all man experiencing life and I know, just this week,
as matter of fact, Cat Tamp came back after she
had a baby and found out she had cancer.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
When her baby, right, So, so that was cool.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah to see that. Imagine getting two pieces of bad
news like.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That, Jamie, I want to ask you.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
My wife told me.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't know how she knows so much about you,
but but you got married again, just just like recently.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh that's so funny. Yeah, I'm actually, uh, maybe I'm
not the best husband. I'm on my honeyfood right now.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Did she know what she was cited for?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I feel like it's too late now. There's a lot
of paperwork involved at this point. But yeah, I'm actually
I got married on Saturday. And then that's funny. Cat
called me and she asked me if I could come
on the show with her for her return, and I said, man,
I would do. I would love to, but we're actually
doing we're getting married and doing the honeymoon. She she
accepted that as uh as a legitimate excuse. But yeah,
(07:48):
my wife is uh, my wife's a doctor and she
does tell them medicine and I'm gonna I'm gonna soundproof
booth right now, and she's in the one next to
me seeing a patient.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wow, well, look at you Mary.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Up, marry marrying way up. I'm gonna ask her if
she wants to swish later. She does a couple of
radio shows.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Some diagnoses.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, speaking of marrying up. The thing I hear the most.
She's like an attractive woman, you know, And all of
the time people say to me, this sent me last night,
I did this. I was at this say and this guy,
my wife's there, and this guy goes, you ever get
this one? He goes, Uh, he goes, Man, you out
kicked your coverage.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Oh yeah, right, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Like a football term. And I'm trying to you know,
I'm trying to like embrace it and not be insulted
or whatever. You know, I've kicked your coverage. And just
between just between me and you guys, I looked at
his wife. It looks like he got a safety man.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Well, y'all gotten to see Jamie when he's in person
and he's hitting big show cities. Uh, Tyler, wait a minute.
The Marsha just showed me a picture of your wife. Wow,
you did kick your coverage. Well that ball and go home.
(09:05):
So Jamie is all better off. Dad got to find
out where it's gonna be near you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
If she gets done with her call before you're done
with yours.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Hang up on us, Jemmy.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
For real though, man, for I'll want to tell you
guys for real. When I looked at my ID, I'm
doing a bunch of callings today, and when I saw
you guys were on the page, I told my wife,
I go, dude, I'm calling Cowboy. Billy just been hearing
about you guys for years and years, and so happy
we got to connect. He made my day by saying
you were You were a fan at the beginning of
the call, so I truly appreciate it. You know how
these things can be, man, Oh some of them are
not fun, some of them are. But this was a
(09:44):
great way to end the day. So I really appreciate
you guys. I hope we can maybe one of the
mental and someday I can stop and say hi.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Please, do please means anything to you. John Boy actually
reached out to rommel Finger to book you. It didn't
come from him to us. He went to.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
No kidding, I'm gonna see if I can get a
little bit of a discount.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You keep up the good work, Jamie.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
We appreciate you, buddy, all right, Buddy, that's a man
like that. All right, damn well, let's play I Beat
the Blonde game Tanta one eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
You told free line. We'll get a contestant play next.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
We're only to your Friday, June twentieth, first day of summer.
Check out the feature drag on the Big Show bit
Box Playhouse the father Son Talk. Search for key Word's
father son at the box at the Big Show dot Com.
Come on in here.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
We're ready to play Beating the Blood.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Let's meet our contestant, Thomas from Hickory, North Carolina. Good morning, Thomas,
come on, yes, Hello, whye Thomas?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
What did you tell me?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I think sound hold on?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You are right, Thomas, I'm good, I said, hoo. Alright,
Well tell you some questions. You agree and disagreement to
bells for two buzzers and you win. Okay, that's the.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Goal, so right.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Marcy Factories that make Ben and Jerry's ice Creams donate
their overruns to local hog farmers to use his feed.
The farmers say there is one flavor the hogs will
not eat.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Bacon?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh, bacon going They're made of it. I mean what
you're thinking about.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Mint Oreo, John Boyd, the hogs do not like mint oreos.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Wow, mint Oreo, she says, with enthusiasm and convictions.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Sure, Thomas, agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
I am gonna have to go.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm not sure, but I'm gonna have to agree with
that was like, no, you don't want anything.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I'm gonna agree.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Okay, mint Oreo, look at you know them.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
I tell you I like watching the man have some
conflict over me.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That was awesome. There is a mall.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Let's get one more. We can get you that long
tiger's prize back.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Thomas.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Okay, t ta, how many hearts does an octopus have?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Octopus just one? One heart to break?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
One heart is all the octopus has. Thomas agree or
disagree with the one heart theory?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Disagree, disagree? Wow? And that on the bad right, m
a octopied have three hearts.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Three hearts and look at Thomas, you got the big
old prize fect just like that, bro.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That is not.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
We're jumping out, catching you up on your news.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
On the other side, a time capsule over this Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Wait a minute, Higgins, this is.
Speaker 10 (14:21):
The award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the
South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (14:35):
Well, it's almost that time of year again, girls Scout
cookie season, which means America is going to be buying
boxes of samoas and taglongs and thin mints and tree foils. Now,
great names like that don't just come off the top
of somebody's head. As you can imagine, for every catchy
cookie name that makes a big time, there are dozens
more that actually get shot down during the brainstorming session,
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such as I'm glad you here. They are the top
ten rejected Girl Scout cookie names number ten, Dutch Ovens
number nine, reach arounds number eight, Coconut dingleberries number seven,
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dill hols number six, Raspberry pissars number five, Little drippies
number four, lemon cooters number three, skid marks number two,
numb nuts, and the number one rejected Girl Scout cookie
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name Fudge Packers.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
John BOYA and Dilly. That is correct. That is correct.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Morning Radio done right, dude, Friday Morning. That's a big
(16:29):
show on the radio. Well, my boys stand Higgins is
around here somewhere. I guess when he's done chatting up
the sales. Girls he'll pop in.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Don't mind if they do, John Boy, Randy, Jackie.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Peter Cakes very under monitor west hand.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So first question always has to be how's you love life?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Any word that problematic sense of story?
Speaker 8 (16:52):
Well I really thought I had found the one stunning, gorgeous, voluptuous, hygienic,
and on top of all death a news anchor.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Wow, anyone we know? What's his name?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Predictably hilarious, professionally jocular, dependably comedic, funny too shortened the appellation.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
In fact, the news anchor was a she. Well that's exciting.
So what happened?
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Well, despite her high profile position, she was a bit
of a fatherhead. Hey what a featherhead, a dim with
a dunce adult much like Charlie Brown. She was a blackhead.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Ah, So what gave it away?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Well?
Speaker 8 (17:26):
On our first date, we were making out on my couch.
I stood up and I said, why don't we take
this upstairs? She jumped up and said, okay, I'll take
this end.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It was not a good sign.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Tan Forsey knew her, and once I told her I
need to have you home by eight fifteen, she said,
the middle of August, I'll need to pack another fist.
Come on, stand, I can't all be rocket son acknowledged, aware, understood,
I get it to be more to the point, but
it wasn't just her meager intellect. If she could just
keep her work out of her personal life.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, to be fair, she's a news anchor. He's probably
always keeping an eye out for another story.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Oh, that would be fine, But she has a tendency
to ruin the mood when we're being intimate. Really, just
as we were getting started, she'd yelled this just in
puts me right out of the mood.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hang in there, buddy, I'm sure there's somebody out there.
You're you're bound to be someone's tight.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
The last time I was someone's type, I was donating
blad well and wording up word. I think I'll swing
by the stenol pool and see if anyone wants to
go out for a five dollars foot long the sub
What I have to feed her too?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Well, next time you're in the area, be sure happens.
I always do later theaters.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio, and more Big
show right around the corner, A good morning, this is
big show.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Plastic Thurgeon, Doctor holl.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
And p Win.
Speaker 12 (18:51):
I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Smarty Morty's Massive man hooted.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Next up on the John Boy and Billy Big Show Life,
Oh for John Boy shin extensions for Billy and Tata.
Sorry but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a work at it.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Hat way?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
It is giving away time of John Boy's wonderful things.
This is number one hundred and forty six a can
in a row service member money clip from the National
Motor Club.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
And when we mail it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
To you, we'll be filled with fake bills from our
own Randy.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Hollywood money left ever from the Christmas gift I gave Tater.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, it was like a puzzle box.
Speaker 13 (20:21):
She had to solve the puzzle and it looked like
I had put thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Let me just tell you, don't try to spend it.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Let's see who's gonna get this cool King of the
Road money clip. It looks like a resident from Autumwa, Iowa.
That resident Robert Bob suremayay way to go there, Bob
(20:54):
getting in the mail fake bills and all headed your
way over to a tumbwall. Awrah, keep a check at
the Big Show dot com. My next wonderful thing, I
gotta figure out where I'm leaving it from moring are
out hit the Big Show dot com, Tom Sorenson. Next
Big Show rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows on the Radio.
(21:18):
Coming up, we play our last rounds a wordy word
for the week for an assortment of swag from world
lawn Mower's best Value zero turn Moores on the market.
Check it out. Click the link to The Big Show
dot Com and it is time for our Friday Morning
quarterback Tom Sorenson. Of course, this time the final hour
of The Big Show all through football season, picks every
(21:40):
game and I know you're keeping an owl stuff here
in the off season, Tom, We were just talking about
this down time.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
As far as sports.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Maybe maybe time to do something else in our lives.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Would you agree?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (21:55):
That world. You know, if you love the beach, if
you love a lake, if you love the ountains, I mean,
this is a great time to go. And if you're
a big NFL fan you can go because nothing is good.
This is the deadest time of the year for pro
football because if you want to find a player now,
you don't go to camp. You go to Hawaii, and
(22:17):
you know, those guys have earned it, and they will
come back and they'll late July and then it is
on until February eighth in Santa Clara, California for the
Super Bowl. And as you know, man, once it starts,
it ain't slowing down for anybody. And that's a cool
thing about the NFL. It is a year round sport
except for now.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well, so if there was a few things to pick
out from the NFL right now this down time, well
would it be, well, bring me up to Spain for
so Tom we had the rookie mini camps. Some teams
had like their first get together with their drafting.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
That's right, Yeah, they had they brought in the draft picks,
and they brought in undraft to free agents and have
them compete. And then they had the OTAs where you
had to show up and everybody was there, and then
you got to kind of a feel for what they
had for who's fast and who's in shape, and who
can play and just kind of seeing the new guys
came together and just here in Carolina, they were thrilled,
(23:20):
thrilled with some of the new speed and thrilled with
the way Bryce young is playing it. Bryce is like
I spend time around him, and he's like the nicest
guy in the world. He's kind of guy that would
hold the door open for you and hold it and
wait there for you, you know, no matter how old
you were or how young. He's just that kind of
curteous guy. But he's talking trash now, and I think
(23:41):
that's kind of a good sign. It's like, all right,
I've been nice Bryce for a while, I'm gonna be
mean Bryce.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That's right.
Speaker 14 (23:48):
So there's that, and then you go, this is not
exactly breaking news, but the Pittsburgh Steelers have signed Aaron
Rodgers to play quarterback.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
You know what was breaking news from from our own
tater to he is married.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
He is married. Now you knew that. I did not
know that.
Speaker 14 (24:08):
I was coming over to the hairbine preoccupied.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
So yeah, no, it just came out.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
And he's been seen wearing a ring several times and
somebody from the media went, I see you're wearing a ring,
and he's like Putty from Seinfeld went, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
Married just goes to show you. But I'll tell you
I am curious. You know, he has enormous talent. Although
he's forty one years old, and we didn't see much
of the last season. And Pittsburgh is known for its
running and it's mobile quarterbacks, and he is about as
(24:47):
mobile as we are. So it's going to be interesting
at least. And I like to something about their tradition.
I like and one of their traditions is they make
the playoffs and immediately lose. And what they're hoping is
that with Rogers they do something new. But tell you
three teams that I think are really going to be
improved with the young quarterbacks. One is Washington. I mean,
(25:11):
how do you improve You fix your offensive line. Washington
and Chicago did that. But Washington last season its weakness
was against a run and they've really really beefed up
their defensive line. So I think, you know, Caleb Williams
and Chicago quarterback and Jaydon Tannels was so good last
season in Washington, and I think he has a chance
(25:31):
to be better. But a young quarterback, and we all
know him as Drake May because we know the family
here in Charlotte and he grew up around here. He
played at U n C. He was a rookie last
season and playing quarterback and starting for a terrible team
with a horrific offensive line. It's a tough way to
be welcome to the NFL. They hired Mirke Rabel, late
(25:55):
of Tennessee and johnbo You and I are both Rabel fans.
He he has really he just said, we have to
fix this now. And what by doing that, by beefing
up their offensive line, what they've done is giving May
a chance to succeed. I'll tell you, I think he
is going to be an absolute star. And as good
(26:18):
as Jaden Daniels was and as good as I think
Caleb Williams will be, I would not be surprised that
Drake May is the best of them. And I think
we're going to really see him shine this season.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Drake May.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Watch him in New England, Man, I see. I like
the good family. Good family.
Speaker 14 (26:37):
Oh yeah, I rented his dad and uh, he just
he was a high school superstar, really good player in
North Carolina and he's just he's as humble as I'll
say it again, we are.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I like it, man, I like it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Well, okay, Tom so well, let's just enjoy Let's enjoy
the downtime. Let's uh enjoy our Independence Day. We're coming
up here. On July the fourth, So uh, we'll got
some traveling in you. Uh, stay safe, buddy, and just
keep your eyes on the road for us.
Speaker 14 (27:14):
Not the one yet, I'm not the one yet. Yeah,
girlfriends in the car accident and that's and uh, she's
gonna be okay. But but boy, it's scary out there
some time. So everybody be safe and everybody in the
studio and out there on John Boy and Billy listening land,
just have a great summer.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
All right, my boy, we will catch up with you
next week. All right, Dan, Well, let's play our wordy
Word one eight hundred big show you told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next Good
(28:08):
Morning as a make sure the radio running to you
Friday morning, Mad you're driving to make sure mid Box
Playhouse entitled the Father Son Talk.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You need a little help her, that's we got you.
Father's on keywords. If you go to the mid Box
for par rental construction, you might be a failure. Come on,
let's play what Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
I gave a birdy word.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That a wordy w Let's meet the contestants. We got
Kenneth from a rowing over Virginia. Good morning, Kenneth, good morning. Hey, Hey,
we got Bruce from Morristown, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Good morning, Bruce, Good morning, big chow crew. Hello you aye.
Bruce and Tater.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
On one team, John Boy and Kenneth on the other.
All right, Tennessee versus Virginia. Welcome, big show books. All right,
So Bruce, you relax and let's see what me and
Kenneth can put on the board here.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Alright, Raandy, you're gonna jump to go if you want
me to. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
All right, he's got the words here, the words, all right,
what uh? And we're dealing with anything everybody dealing with
farm and farming on these words said, So right there, okay,
So alright, Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Me and you you ready, buddy.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I'm ready, buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
All right, start the clock now, you gotta put this
chicken duty on your fields?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
What is it? Okay? Hold, hold, hold, what's happening where
you're not? Where you're up? You got the clock?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
You got the clock. I guess it's up. Alright, alright, Kenned,
we're starting over again. Okay, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Now. What do you put on your field so it'll grow?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Uh? Huh oh you have a bunch of grapes to
make wine.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
You own a yes?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Uh huh. This is where you keep your grain on
your farm, in the big tall things.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Okay, cow duty is also cow what?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Yes? Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
This is where you keep your horses in the stalls.
Another word for them, table boy.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
All right, Kennon knows his way round along with a
five on the board.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right, and now Taylor and Bruce for year round one.
You ready, Bruce, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
And all right?
Speaker 7 (31:00):
This animal you milk? It's called a blank blow. Yeah,
but what kind of cows? Not a steak cow. It's
as milk cheese, milk cheese, it's all Oh, this is
the thing that makes the rose in the in the
in the in the field cultivator. No, it's a yes.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
You you get this from wheat and you stored in
the silo. No, it's the little seeds.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh, there is no buzzer.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
No, I am so city.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I don't know that was a two on the board.
So it is five to two. Still anybody's game?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Why do you say?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What that smile? Jenna's are you anybody for round two?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Let's see pigging up on that last one goes and
what right? Yeah, be sure to eat your blank when
you're a kid. Your carrots and stuff? What are they?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
This is what you take to go from one floor
to another. Yes, this is what you pulled behind your truck,
A truck and a you put something? Oh yeah, okay,
this is what you dig a hole with a.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
FuG.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
No, that was a good guess, all right, that was
a blazzer book. We put a four on that. Five.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's a nine. So Tater and Bruce seven will tie,
eight will win? Okay, ready, Bruce, yes, sir, and go.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Dig a hole with a Yes, you this is a
four wheel blank. You gotta have a far blank.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It has a bed.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
It has a bed in the back.
Speaker 15 (32:57):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes, said boy? Animal goes.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Dog?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
You put this to keep bugs away. It's a name
for the chemical. What kind of bug keeps bugs away?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
No, it's just a.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Chickens lay one?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yes, you got it.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
I got it.
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Seven.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Kenneth wins nine to seven. But there was a good
boys comebacks.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
All right, Bruce from Morristown. You can try again anytime, buddy.
We appreciate you playing with us this morning.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
All right, my man, I have a great day. And
Kenneth's up and rowing.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You got Worldlaw Moors prize back for your victory.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Congratulations, Yes, sir, thank you.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I waited thirty six years. Pray that game with.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
You smoked it.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Holday, I had practice, yeah, practice.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Got the Big Show on the radio and is big
request time, Christopher Scott says the Rev. Give Calhoun the ball,
goober the Preacher's bike, a Ward Burden skin steer, all
three of my favorites. Well, let's pick one for Christopher.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I'll do it all.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It's just for you, Christopher coming up next. Good morning,
(34:53):
Big Show is on the radio, and I bit request
pristenmer Scott, pick them one for you, Chris.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
Here you go, Ward, you have your script there?
Speaker 9 (35:07):
Yeah, good do buddy.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
All right, okay, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Are we ready?
Speaker 15 (35:10):
Jaguie rolling?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Hey, Billy, you know about Caterpillar, right sure?
Speaker 11 (35:15):
The Cat NASCAR team won the Daytona five hundred. I'd
love to drive that car to work one day.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
How about if you leave the driving up to me.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Hey, it's Ward Burden day on a five hundred winner
what brings you out of the cat race car.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Well, there's folks at Carolina Truck that want me to
tell you, tell everybody that they're giving away a brand
new Cat skilled loader.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
What's the scoop on how I can win one ward?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
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CATSTI loader dot com and go see that guy over there, now, guy, that's.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
All one word dot com. That's all right, that's all right.
Where you wanna pick up man in? I think we're
going to go from the top, all right, going from the.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
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go to the website w w W cat skierloader dot
com or head over to the Carolina Dealer.
Speaker 11 (36:15):
That's Cat skid Steerloader. It's all one word, right.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
Cats cats skid steerloader. Y'all don't really make fun of him.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Now, No, Actually that was just my next line.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Are you sure?
Speaker 6 (36:34):
You?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Hell no?
Speaker 9 (36:37):
That's why I just leave it at cat y'all might
want me to say my damn line and y'all.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Go back to the world.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
That sounds good ready, Just putting them in.
Speaker 9 (36:56):
Cat skid all right.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
Right, Cat skid steerloader all one word.
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features and the new different Cat skid steer model and
resting for a chance to win a new one one
more time.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
It's cat skid steerload.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
I can't say it. I tried. I'll try to get
it right. Who's doing this recording?
Speaker 13 (37:24):
Just just just just say that cat skid steerload and
Randy can put it in.
Speaker 9 (37:29):
I'm trying. How much y'all get paid for that?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't know as much as you.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
And here we go. I hope we aren't on live.
Just go to the website www dot cat skis steers
Dat Cat skars Steerloader Cat skid Steerloader. Alright, are you ready?
That's right, you can sign on and check out all
(37:57):
the features and the new cats skids hat. I'm gonna
have to stop waking up surly and go working out
and got up speech in school.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Sounds like you've been hanging out with a rusty wallace.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
Y'all got a coffee or something. Maybe it was beet
up my voice a little bit of s all. Right,
here we go. Well, the folks at Carolina Tractor want
me to tell everybody they're giving away a brand new
Cat Skid steer loader.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I knew you could.
Speaker 15 (38:30):
Do it, and now you're saying it perfect every time.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Say it a lot.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
You see why I got sent to military school and
summer schools and all kind of stuff.
Speaker 15 (38:42):
Thank you, warn.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
Well, thank y'all so much. And I'll try to drink
some coffee.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
So callbat College. Ain't time man as.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
Ward y'all stay in touch with Cat Skid.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Good morning. It is a big John Radio.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
If you like this, feeds your track from the Big
Show bit box keywords father.
Speaker 11 (39:30):
Son, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the father Son Talk. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp and his son I said, Ricky be sharp.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Kenny, can you tell Tayter's running the sound effects?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Where was it?
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (39:54):
Yeah? As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp and his
son Ricky F are shopping at the Health Genie Discount
drug store in both Alabama.
Speaker 13 (40:07):
I think all the clerks are on break all the
cash registers and whatnot, and just sleep to disappear.
Speaker 15 (40:14):
Danny trying Danny, Hello, Hello over here.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
You goofy little pot liquor.
Speaker 15 (40:20):
Hey daddy, Daddy, will you buy this for me?
Speaker 13 (40:22):
Hey Daddy da daddy, you buy it. Shut the hell up.
Let me see it, man, buld deodorate body spray. Well,
you are at the age where you start to get
a little gifting by the end of the day. How
much is uh nine dollars?
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Stead of it? Nine dollars. Hell's in it eight dollars.
Speaker 15 (40:43):
Come on, Danny, I'm taking it back. It to the
movie Fromart Hot. I want to get my swear hold.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Well.
Speaker 13 (40:51):
Well, well, the youngest of the sharp med is finally
taking an interest in the opposite six huh, here doing
big Danny.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Don't call me big Daddy out in public.
Speaker 13 (41:02):
Did Coach Cleveland School give you all the talk yet,
the one about the emergens and the bees and the
cooties in the fleas.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
And what not?
Speaker 15 (41:11):
Oh yeah, we learned all that stuff last year.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Uh huh? Did it do you any good? You ain't
been getting grubby with old.
Speaker 15 (41:18):
Becky, have you not? Yet? But I'm working on it.
Speaker 13 (41:23):
I mean, listen, boy, your mom and me think you
are to wait till you're married to do that kind
of stuff. But man, that you got that same red
hot blood all those surface is born, I know that's
probably gonna be a long shot.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yep, so follow me.
Speaker 15 (41:42):
Where are we going?
Speaker 13 (41:43):
I'll number five, Family Planet and Sexual Help. You ever
seen these before?
Speaker 15 (41:51):
I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (41:53):
Just in time, Ricky, This here is what you call
a puff the pip pop pop satura. That'd some damn
Greek word I can't pronounce. I wish oh run too.
Populace was here, he'd.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Know how to say it.
Speaker 13 (42:09):
Anyway, This little rascal here prevents the spread of diseases,
and uh whatnot? And uh, if you don't score, you
can make a hell of a water blue now. And
if you're gonna be Tom Catton right here with a
little bit of hot pants, you need to have one
of these with you at all times.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
To make sure you do. I'm gonna buy your first
pack for you right here now.
Speaker 15 (42:29):
Yeah, but has a lot of different CODs. Uh, which
one shore we get?
Speaker 4 (42:35):
I just see here a.
Speaker 13 (42:36):
Small box here says what they called the beginner packs.
Got two in it, one for Friday night, one for
Saturday night.
Speaker 15 (42:43):
How about that dunks one to it?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
There is the newly went pack.
Speaker 13 (42:47):
It's got seven in it, one for every night of
the week Monday through Sunday.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
How about that great old big box off the bottom.
Speaker 13 (42:55):
Let's see here. Oh that's the married couple's pack. It's
got twelve of them in.
Speaker 15 (42:59):
Ite wow twelve huh yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
One for January, one for February one.
Speaker 11 (43:05):
Mark, We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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All to hell with it?
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Let you go, shack Amen, joins and go home.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Do you let again next time?
Speaker 11 (43:18):
Over hear the crusty old ticket taker at Dothan Cinema
twenty Tuesday.
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