June 23, 2025 • 37 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, The Big Show Drive-In is resurrected for one more summer.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins finds a sure-fire way to know if your marriage will work out.. - Uncle Bella’s Summer Camp is open for the kiddies.. - We have a list of 10 very bad summer camps you’ll want to avoid.. - JD’s 24-Hour Stores have another blow-out sale.. - Tacky Jackie’s is putting on the dog for summer.. - and Oliver has some ideas for the greeting card industry…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. It
is summer time, twenty twenty five. You got your John
Boe Mill of grilling sauces ready for grilling season. We'll
take them that you moving around Swansboro, North Carolina. All
John Boy and Billy and products and Carl and Shell
steak shake avaiable at Front Street Grocery in Swansburg.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
My favorite grocery stores that beautiful.
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Hide County and east of North Carolina. Chris's Grocery, Sporting
Good and Tackle in swan Quarter. At North Carolina, they
got the three labors of the Maya base, even the
vinegar based Eastern Carolina. Find out Hashtayter Rushmo Beach, run
down the Salt South where you shop. You know, if
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they really loved you, they would carry John Boy and
Billy Brithers sauce. Make sure the manage your those.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You love me. Y'all looking for a.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Summer camp for the kids, We got one to stay
away from. In minutes, big show rolls on Good Morning,
Got the big show on the radio. Hang on for
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Speaker 3 (02:13):
Ah jagged out, I bid you welcome.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
To Uncle Baylor's Moonlight Summer Camp for kids wondering what
to do with the little ones this summer, trying to
pry them away from the evil clutches of social media
and island video games, longing for them to experience the
same simple joys that you did in the good old days.
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You'll find all that and more when you bring them
to Uncle Baylor's for a two weeks all inclusive experience
summer lifetime. Located in the dark and mysterious hills of Transylvania,
North Carolina, Uncle Baylor's is a unique alternative to those
typical plans pouring summer caps leave that sunscreen at home,
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kids tooma. Sun can burn the skin, sometimes to a
crisp but the moon, the moon never hurt anyone. So
all the activities and Uncle Baylor's take place at night.
Why none of your business. That's why. Get ready for
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a midnight hike into the wilderness under the light of
the full moon. Using solveisticated night vision technology. You'll see
wildlife you've never seen before.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
The children of the night.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What music they starting a fire with sticks, making cheap
jewelry of the plane, learning stupid songs.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Blah, cleply ah.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
We don't insult your child's intelligence. Here at Uncle Blas,
glasses include hypnotic mind control, shape shifting the keys, too eternal.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Lie, and making cookies. Everyone loves cookies.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
When the sun comes up, the lights go out, all
cameras will get some shut eye in their own individual
resting place. Our custom made fully enclosed, air conditioned bunks
with closable lids keep youngsters from engaging in hygiens when
they should be sleeping.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Go back, Tom Timmy.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
At Uncle Baylors, your child won't be eating and the
hos or ding dogs they'll die on delicacies prepared by
chef Renfield kidneys and liver, spinach and kale, prunes and raisin,
and all the other foods that keep your blood cells strong.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The blood, the blood is lyve.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
The only food we don't serve a steak, ever, Stay
get it. Your charge's health is important to us. We
are the only summer camp with a nearly licensed medical
team on staff. We are located adjacent to the Frankenstein
Clinic for reanimated Medicine. No emergency is too large or
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too small. We haven't lost anyone yet, at least not
for long.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And on the last night we show movies outdoors on
the big screen.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
This year we're showing one of my favorites, Minions Their Adorable.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And that the words. We will sing our theme song.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
By Highway twenty six doors to the Transylvania exit, Turn
left on Jonathan Harker Parkway for two miles to the
Van helsing By Pass.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And pull a UI. Take the next left just past
the blood bank.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Can follow the signs to Uncle Baylor's no cell phone,
no why by, no crosses or gone.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Now that you have learned what you have love, tell
your friend it's.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Up to Beloso Light Supper cat for children Childred, I
love jures.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
All right, Mark coming off the list and we'll keep going.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Let's play me the Blonde one eight hundred Big show
you told free line. We'll get a contestant. Team up.
Play next for the Bird Team County Peanuts Prize back.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Show listen Smonning, it's a big show on the radio
world Into your Monday.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
June the twenty third, I featured track with a big
show bit Boss got an Oliver for you, John Boe
the album on greeting Cards.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
He words greeting cars in.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
The midbox at the Big show dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Taylor, give me up here, baby, don't put me off.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
We gotta do it.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I'm off.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Up here in time.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It will beat the blade. Let's me not.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Contestant is Brad from Anderson, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Good morning, Brad, Good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Are you all hey buddy, we're awesome. Welcome all right, Brad?
Right quick man, we can get you too right before
too wrong. You're gonna win the big Old Bertie kind
of Peanuts prize back. All right, tayta here we go back.
Let's start off with America's number one planet, Agriculture Cross.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
What is it? Pot seems like get these.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
No, that would be corn.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
That would be corn. Brad, agree or disagree with corn.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I'll agree sure.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Knowing that corn then you got you soybeans, wheat, cotton,
and potato.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Didn't crack the legal U five.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's more legal now than it used to be. Half
from America, you think.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let me go here, trying to get bread on the bell, tayer.
We don't see many of them anymore. But if we did,
what exactly would you expect to see a practice?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Po gun totemist okayist.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Ana noamous?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah, hold on, you'd see him hopping on a pogo stick.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It doesn't sound right.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
I'm like, what else could it be? It's harvesting mushrooms.
You'd see them foraging for mushroom.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay, the forage for mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Brad, you know, is this the same pot deal you're
working all those times.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You're still expanding. I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
And that.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You would be giving someone a shave if you were
a poganus Yeah, Oh I got it now, pogamous.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, Hey, Brad, good work on you and buddy,
Big old BIRTEA kind of peanuts price back head down
Anderson for you.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Gus got it, buddy, you.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Would have said it right, I would have got it.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Fat about the hour topp of your news. All right, fella,
thinking for some good summer camps in summer search continues
on the other side.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's a big show on the radio, coming off day,
first full summer weekend. Going good so far for you.
Let's getting to this mo top ten list.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Bonus Bonus got a top ten list for you. There
you go, the top ten summer camps you should not
have sent your kid to.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Number ten.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Tommy Leees Camp, Kick a Chicky, Lorraina Bobbits camp, cut
a Wee Wee Number eight, Tanya Hardings Camp whackony Me
Number seven, Kin of Stars Camp, Catch a Crookie Number six,
Lewis Parra Cons Camp, Kill a Whitey.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Number five. O. J. Simpsons Camp, Kill a Chicky.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Number four, Michael Jackson's Camp Wanna Be Whitey? Number three,
President Clinton's Camp, Get a Hoocie. Number two, Helen Degenerous
Camp a lick acoucie.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Oh who wrote this man?
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Jackie and the number one camp should not have sent
your kid to minicolo wishes cap such a pop.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Oh morning, that's a big Showlder Radio.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This portion of the big broadcast brought to you by JD's.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Howdy Friends, Well that's printing. Hear the start of summer
and you know what that means, getting outdoors and aggravating
you up aty neighbors with a significantly less than sophisticated lifestyle.
That's why JD's is announcing the super Sizzling Summer Sale,
where a feller can find all sorts of potentially hazardous
and downright and knees slapping fund for the hot weeks ahead.
Like JD's revolutionary yard Sprinkler pressure waher Combine Nation the
jd Super Mega water wiggle Washer, He'll shoot a high
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pair of streatment to the young gus at a skim
peeling four hundred pounds a square. Mommy, it'll cut driveway grease,
millview off a final signing and has been known to
successfully and officially remove those embarrassing dukes of hazzard tattoos.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Hey, mommy, come here and look at.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
This sh and why not lining up the neighborhood cookout
with JD's on new wacky hot dog loads shoves some
of these babies in y Ostar minor Winners on you buddies,
drill and watch the mayhem and sue, I can't.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
See I can't see it. I've been blinding my hot
free shrap retreat.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
We got yard monkeys, weed killer, truck, wax post, old digger,
sellar cane, cut off shorts, flip flops, dog food, propane, subwoover,
sweet tea, floor fans, and an assortment of rear end
gears to fit any Camaro from sixty.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Nine to present.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
And don't forget about this Saturday night out behind their Concord,
North Carolina location for the JD's Caterpillar skin steerloader paps,
blue ribbon outdoor concert pavilion feature and give them hell
Junior starring Joe Bob Mullins as a legendary Junior Johnson.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
We got dead old car are dialed in real good YEP,
sure did a.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Special appearance by Ward Burton trying to say counterpillar, skins.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Deerloader, catad cat. I can't say it, I.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Trust so how you Mommy in a truck band?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Head on down to JD's twenty four hour drive through
pont Gamado Parks pharmaceutical don't get beat and tackle discount
cigarette outlet. I'm visit our new location in Johnson City, Tennessee,
next to Smiling Monkey's discount cannon bands and low interest
mobile home loans.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Do it today, Jad's j D's What a Southern Boy?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen to you, mog. It's time to button
your appy.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John Boy
and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's your normous. Hey, he's adorable.
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know about y'all. Man, you see them protests and all
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Speaker 2 (16:50):
Doesn't that just.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
How are those officers have the agents not just knock
the crap out of those little.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Because they're they're doing their jobs. You know.
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Anything, man should make a flag flame retarding.
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Waitmit, let me get this right here.
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Speaker 3 (18:22):
Hello friends, you're all help.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
Bertford here with a big, big, big announcement. We're sick
and tired of everyone making fun of our leaders in Washington.
We need to respect our elders, no matter how stupid
and a net they are. You've already celebrated our country's birthday.
Now it's time to salute all the geezers running the show.
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It's time for a sale like no other, the Tacky
Jackies Independence Day Sale.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Huh, what's the matter? Slick?
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Can't believe things have sunk faster than the Titanic? Have
you had to sell one of your kids to buy
a take of gas so you can go to the races?
Have you finally reached an age where it's time to
take those training wheels out of mothballs?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Is that what has your thong on wrong? Bubby?
Speaker 11 (19:15):
Well, shake off those blues and peep this news. You'll
save a bundle on threats to make you the best
dressed bluch at the soup kitchen right here at Tacky Jackies.
Is there a granny, a house brow, or just a
miserable old bag in your life?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Nothing, Mama, Then you're in luck, Chuck.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
We just got a brand new shipping of pantsuits from
Thrillery Clothiers and Bit Bleaching Emporium.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
You can look like an of an a shower.
Speaker 11 (19:43):
Curtain, or even that quilted throw you keep on the
chair to catch the cat hair. We've got everything you
need right here at Tacky Jackie's Clothes for hosea mere
And we haven't forgotten about you fellas looking to reclaim
your glory days ye when you could remember why you
open the refrigerator, when you only got up to pee
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three times a night, the fast times when the kids
in the pool like to watch the hair on your
legs come.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Back back, back, back back up after rubbing them down.
Speaker 11 (20:11):
Then we've got just the thing. Threat skeletons, neon leisure
suits and college addiction. They'll be here to pip your
hide all wee get long rear flap optional. Tacky Jackies
doesn't just follow the trends they set them. Need new shoes,
look no further. Be the first on your block to
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sport a.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Pair of crooks.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
They're almost like crocs, but they're a product of the
federal government, hand made by skilled craftsmen in the American
pedal system sizes run from Leprechaun to shaquill O'Neal, but
take care.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Prolonged wearing of crooks can cause.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
Fever, neuralgia, plari see, tantrum, stiperash ill, temper, impairment of maskills, slurring, muttering,
mini golf, puttering, aches, pain stains, foggy brains, delusions of grandeur,
delusions of adequacy, delusions of competence, sneezing, wheezing, cut the cheesing, blinking, stinking,
trouble thinking, chicken pox, turkey pox, monkey pox, funky pox,
and that feeling you'll get from eating too much child
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made at the Chinese Place with a D rating, but
won't admit to yourself that you probably eat field mice.
It's gonna be a Tec weekend with something for everyone,
just as long as you're easily please.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Face.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Feeling saggy is a pinchion's boxer shorts to your cheeks
droop like.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Melanie Griffith's pooty Well.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
This weekend only Crazy Nancy's Mobile Botox Clinic, get your
repair and duy photo refinishing will be on hand. You'll
never have to try to look surprised again. Been buying
your time waiting for a great deal in a computer Wait,
no more. Handy hunters, reclaimed laptops and fintage collector pipes
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will have his entire inventory on hand for your perusal.
And remember there's always a prize inside.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh no, right, Famous Hebrew author J. K.
Speaker 11 (22:03):
Rowling will be signing her new book Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus, and the other fifty seven genders
are from Uranus. Be sure to win her a big
prize winning raffle. The main prize is a tank of gas,
a pound of bacon, two gallons of milk, and a
super duper ten pack of toilet tissue. Prize value one
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thousand dollars, no weight fifteen hundred dollars, no weight two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Well, you get the idea.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Take the Richard Nixon roundabout to the Justin Trudeau dead end,
turn around and drive until you get to the Teddy
Kennedy toll booth and waiting pool.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Deposit fifty dollars.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Take the third exit on the Dewey Defeats Truman Boulevard,
and when you see Amber Herd selling slightly soiled sheets,
cut a hard less.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
And you're there.
Speaker 11 (22:53):
Remember ten percent off when you sing our jingle.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Nobody got time for that.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Don't miss the big, big, big independs day sale.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Only a tacky Jackie's clothes for hose. This is your
old pal Bert Bird saying I'll see you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
There away a wild summer. Bhi, y'all, that's play wordy
word one night hundred Big Show. You told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestant play next.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Were running do your Monday morning feature track with the
Big Show. Good Box, I man Oliver and greeting cards.
Take that into Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Look like it. Listen it. I had everybody's head about
the bad. Okay, no wordy word, do the worthy word.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
We got Jama from Marble, Townessee. Good morning, Jama, Yes.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Morning, John Boy Mill Marl.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I thought I was getting closer to Marble.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Why then, let's see old Joe Kim is down in Montree, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Good morning, Joe Kim.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Hello, how y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Man, We're good Joe Kim. That's a jameb Marble James.
You know that's Joe Kim Moultrie.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
You all right, I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Alright, dear. Let's tell him up.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It'll be tater joke him, John Boy and Jama We
got a mixed bag of words.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Just random words is what we're dealing with, y'all.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
All right, Joel John John.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
John, Hey, Okim, you relaxed. Let me say I when
I get on Jamo's wave length.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Here, jamb.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Ahi Jama. We got thirty seconds. I'm gonna put him
round your head. You shout him out?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
You ready to go?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Be careful my head.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I know you're a woman, so I need less words.
Less words. Okay, last waves, BRD do that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Okay, here we go, start the clock. Now he's a rabbit.
He's called the Easter.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Money.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, all right, you fly the American on a PK. Yeah,
uh huh Mickey blank down in Disney rhymes with it
you blank a ball, throw it down, it comes back up.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
It rhymes with mickey blank mickey kick ball. All right,
three on the board.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Three, let's shurt it over to Joe Kim and Tater
for there around one.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You ready, Joe Kim, I'm ready picking up on that
last one that just was way over Jama's head.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Ready, go it is with a basketball.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yes, you the opposite of a male is a go right,
and you go into the blank room of the restroom.
The blank lady.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I can't say part of this word.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I know what I am? What I am blank? Hear
me roar No, I'm I'm not a girl. I'm grown up.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I'm a high woman woman. Yeah, she's a woman. So
that was the two on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So after round one, Jayla leeds three to two and
she's still talking. We got another thirty seconds here, baby,
are you ready? It's okay to say yes, ready, yes,
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start the clock. Now you build a fire, Smoke comes
out of your Yeah, I blank you. It's more than
like I blank you. I want to marry it.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, a roar this this animal roars yeah, okay,
give me a piece of apple.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Okay, Hey, you're a v I P. You're a very important.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Barbie is a baby no.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Logo jamos see I get you focused on baby.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You put a six on the three nine score. Kim
and Tater, if you get seven, you will tie. Okay
in force over time, Ready, Joe, Kim and Go.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
I am talking like a what they're mechanical. They look
like a person. Yes, if you do something wrong, you
are taken to blank. Then yep, this is what falls
from the sky.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
In winter. It's rain that freezes.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
It's a what.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Yeah, but one one just single? A single is what? Yes, sir,
this is what you ride in a four door. It's
a it's just a what. It's not a truck.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I drive a car.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Yes, you blank en roll. It's music, blank and roll.
This is a striped horse.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Made a good run at at nine to seven when
the smoke clues, Jama, when.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Of a motor.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, y'all, man, Joe, Dad, Jay, Joe Caim.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
You can try again in time. Buddy. We appreciate you
playing my man. Give I'll give her.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
A shout out to everybody that comes into Joe Cam's market,
mostly Georgia, Joe Kim's market in there, and let Joe
Kim take care of you. Appreciate you, Joe Camp a
little advertising, all right, and Jama look at you.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Will you hang on?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Jackie will get your address and we'll get you prize packed.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
Hanging like a herd of biscuit.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Buddy, good morning, I got a big show on the radio.
Big request time. Let's see who we got here. Ashley
Stole from Bickley, West Virginia. Ashley says, I love liplis
and see how look did you play that for me?
We sure can't. Ashley coming up next. Good Morning, Big
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Show is on the radio and something you would like
to hear about this time on the two Friday hit
us up on a John Bore Miller Facebook pave like
ashd Stowe to Beckley, West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Here go aslet.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
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You?
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What?
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I love you?
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Alright?
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You?
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You? What?
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I are you?
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It'll be an affair to remember if they can ever
get together in the first place.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I have no
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Hut? What?
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Oh?
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Ho ho?
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Hey?
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What?
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Where were you?
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Hey?
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Are?
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Yeah?
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Are you here?
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Cricket pitch.
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this treasure from the Big Box.
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Keywords greeting cards.
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It brings up at the Biga and it is time
to bring in Oliver.
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Will Will Will. Everywhere you go they seem to sell
greeting cards. But cards aren't just for birthdays, anniversary or
holidays anymore. There are cards for every occasion, from good
luck breeding your parrot to sorry someone stole your bulldozer.
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But still, with everything available, it seemed to me there
was something missing, a group that lacked representation. Naturally, I
saw an opening. What a great way to facilitate my
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have been returned with a big, fat no thanks scrawled
in red pen. I think this was some of my
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What do you think?
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On the outside of the card, it says, as the
days go by, I think of how lucky I am
on the inside that you're not here to ruin it
for me. Here's one for Randy. If I only get
one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your hot sister.
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I mean, hey, I've always wanted someone to hold, someone
to love, but after having met you, I changed my mind.
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over the years, I can't help but wonder what the
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I wish you weren't so damn ugly. Making whoopee with
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you is like using drugs. Lots of people have done it,
but no one will admit it. You've always said that
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I'd like you to keep your promise. It's wonderful to
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be with family at the holidays. Of course that doesn't
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. It
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Ah jagged out, I bid you welcome.
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To Uncle Baylor's Moonlight Summer Camp for kids wondering what
to do with the little ones this summer, trying to
pry them away from the evil clutches of social media
and island video games, longing for them to experience the
same simple joys that you did in the good old days.
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You'll find all that and more when you bring them
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North Carolina, Uncle Baylor's is a unique alternative to those
typical plans pouring summer caps leave that sunscreen at home,
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kids tooma. Sun can burn the skin, sometimes to a
crisp but the moon, the moon never hurt anyone. So
all the activities and Uncle Baylor's take place at night.
Why none of your business. That's why. Get ready for
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a midnight hike into the wilderness under the light of
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wildlife you've never seen before.
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The children of the night.
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What music they starting a fire with sticks, making cheap
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Blah, cleply ah.
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We don't insult your child's intelligence. Here at Uncle Blas,
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Lie, and making cookies. Everyone loves cookies.
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When the sun comes up, the lights go out, all
cameras will get some shut eye in their own individual
resting place. Our custom made fully enclosed, air conditioned bunks
with closable lids keep youngsters from engaging in hygiens when
they should be sleeping.
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Go back, Tom Timmy.
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At Uncle Baylors, your child won't be eating and the
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chef Renfield kidneys and liver, spinach and kale, prunes and raisin,
and all the other foods that keep your blood cells strong.
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The blood, the blood is lyve.
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The only food we don't serve a steak, ever, Stay
get it. Your charge's health is important to us. We
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Clinic for reanimated Medicine. No emergency is too large or
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too small. We haven't lost anyone yet, at least not
for long.
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And on the last night we show movies outdoors on
the big screen.
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This year we're showing one of my favorites, Minions Their Adorable.
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And that the words. We will sing our theme song.
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And pull a UI. Take the next left just past
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Can follow the signs to Uncle Baylor's no cell phone,
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Let's play me the Blonde one eight hundred Big show
you told free line. We'll get a contestant. Team up.
Play next for the Bird Team County Peanuts Prize back.
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Show listen Smonning, it's a big show on the radio
world Into your Monday.
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June the twenty third, I featured track with a big
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Contestant is Brad from Anderson, South Carolina.
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Good morning, Brad, Good morning guys.
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Are you all hey buddy, we're awesome. Welcome all right, Brad?
Right quick man, we can get you too right before
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Let's start off with America's number one planet, Agriculture Cross.
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What is it? Pot seems like get these.
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No, that would be corn.
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That would be corn. Brad, agree or disagree with corn.
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I'll agree sure.
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Knowing that corn then you got you soybeans, wheat, cotton,
and potato.
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Didn't crack the legal U five.
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It's more legal now than it used to be. Half
from America, you think.
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Let me go here, trying to get bread on the bell, tayer.
We don't see many of them anymore. But if we did,
what exactly would you expect to see a practice?
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Shut up?
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Po gun totemist okayist.
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Ana noamous?
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Yeah, hold on, you'd see him hopping on a pogo stick.
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It doesn't sound right.
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I'm like, what else could it be? It's harvesting mushrooms.
You'd see them foraging for mushroom.
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Okay, the forage for mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Brad, you know, is this the same pot deal you're
working all those times.
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You're still expanding. I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
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And that.
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You would be giving someone a shave if you were
a poganus Yeah, Oh I got it now, pogamous.
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There you go?
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All right, Hey, Brad, good work on you and buddy,
Big old BIRTEA kind of peanuts price back head down
Anderson for you.
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Thank you so much.
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Gus got it, buddy, you.
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Would have said it right, I would have got it.
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Yeah.
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Fat about the hour topp of your news. All right, fella,
thinking for some good summer camps in summer search continues
on the other side.
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Good Monday morning.
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It's a big show on the radio, coming off day,
first full summer weekend. Going good so far for you.
Let's getting to this mo top ten list.
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Bonus Bonus got a top ten list for you. There
you go, the top ten summer camps you should not
have sent your kid to.
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Number ten.
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Tommy Leees Camp, Kick a Chicky, Lorraina Bobbits camp, cut
a Wee Wee Number eight, Tanya Hardings Camp whackony Me
Number seven, Kin of Stars Camp, Catch a Crookie Number six,
Lewis Parra Cons Camp, Kill a Whitey.
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Number five. O. J. Simpsons Camp, Kill a Chicky.
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Number four, Michael Jackson's Camp Wanna Be Whitey? Number three,
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Oh who wrote this man?
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made at the Chinese Place with a D rating, but
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There away a wild summer. Bhi, y'all, that's play wordy
word one night hundred Big Show. You told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestant play next.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Were running do your Monday morning feature track with the
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Look like it. Listen it. I had everybody's head about
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Let's meet our contestants.
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We got Jama from Marble, Townessee. Good morning, Jama, Yes.
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Morning, John Boy Mill Marl.
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I thought I was getting closer to Marble.
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Why then, let's see old Joe Kim is down in Montree, Georgia.
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Good morning, Joe Kim.
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Hello, how y'all doing?
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Man, We're good Joe Kim. That's a jameb Marble James.
You know that's Joe Kim Moultrie.
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You all right, I'm doing.
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Alright, dear. Let's tell him up.
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It'll be tater joke him, John Boy and Jama We
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Just random words is what we're dealing with, y'all.
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All right, Joel John John.
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John, Hey, Okim, you relaxed. Let me say I when
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Here, jamb.
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Ahi Jama. We got thirty seconds. I'm gonna put him
round your head. You shout him out?
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You ready to go?
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Be careful my head.
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All right.
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I know you're a woman, so I need less words.
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Okay, here we go, start the clock. Now he's a rabbit.
He's called the Easter.
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Money.
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Yeah, all right, you fly the American on a PK. Yeah,
uh huh Mickey blank down in Disney rhymes with it
you blank a ball, throw it down, it comes back up.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
It rhymes with mickey blank mickey kick ball. All right,
three on the board.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Three, let's shurt it over to Joe Kim and Tater
for there around one.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You ready, Joe Kim, I'm ready picking up on that
last one that just was way over Jama's head.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Ready, go it is with a basketball.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yes, you the opposite of a male is a go right,
and you go into the blank room of the restroom.
The blank lady.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I can't say part of this word.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I know what I am? What I am blank? Hear
me roar No, I'm I'm not a girl. I'm grown up.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I'm a high woman woman. Yeah, she's a woman. So
that was the two on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So after round one, Jayla leeds three to two and
she's still talking. We got another thirty seconds here, baby,
are you ready? It's okay to say yes, ready, yes,
(27:51):
start the clock. Now you build a fire, Smoke comes
out of your Yeah, I blank you. It's more than
like I blank you. I want to marry it.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, a roar this this animal roars yeah, okay,
give me a piece of apple.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Okay, Hey, you're a v I P. You're a very important.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Barbie is a baby no.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Logo jamos see I get you focused on baby.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You put a six on the three nine score. Kim
and Tater, if you get seven, you will tie. Okay
in force over time, Ready, Joe, Kim and Go.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
I am talking like a what they're mechanical. They look
like a person. Yes, if you do something wrong, you
are taken to blank. Then yep, this is what falls
from the sky.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
In winter. It's rain that freezes.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
It's a what.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Yeah, but one one just single? A single is what? Yes, sir,
this is what you ride in a four door. It's
a it's just a what. It's not a truck.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I drive a car.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Yes, you blank en roll. It's music, blank and roll.
This is a striped horse.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Made a good run at at nine to seven when
the smoke clues, Jama, when.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Of a motor.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, y'all, man, Joe, Dad, Jay, Joe Caim.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
You can try again in time. Buddy. We appreciate you
playing my man. Give I'll give her.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
A shout out to everybody that comes into Joe Cam's market,
mostly Georgia, Joe Kim's market in there, and let Joe
Kim take care of you. Appreciate you, Joe Camp a
little advertising, all right, and Jama look at you.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Will you hang on?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Jackie will get your address and we'll get you prize packed.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
Hanging like a herd of biscuit.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Buddy, good morning, I got a big show on the radio.
Big request time. Let's see who we got here. Ashley
Stole from Bickley, West Virginia. Ashley says, I love liplis
and see how look did you play that for me?
We sure can't. Ashley coming up next. Good Morning, Big
(30:51):
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Speaker 2 (31:02):
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Lucille de Pesto and Lipless star in the story of
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Speaker 3 (31:18):
Ah, Hey, oh, I'm sorry?
Speaker 9 (31:21):
What did you say?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
You?
Speaker 6 (31:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Alright?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
You?
Speaker 6 (31:28):
You? What?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I are you?
Speaker 10 (31:30):
It'll be an affair to remember if they can ever
get together in the first place.
Speaker 12 (31:35):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I have no
idea what you say? Her?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Hut? What?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:53):
Ho ho?
Speaker 11 (31:56):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
What You're gonna hug your argue? What waiting?
Speaker 7 (32:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Where were you?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Are?
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Are you here?
Speaker 10 (32:10):
Flip listen Seattle from Redco into.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Cricket pitch.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Deep, Good Morning, Big Show Us on the radios, like
this treasure from the Big Box.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Keywords greeting cards.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
It brings up at the Biga and it is time
to bring in Oliver.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Will Will Will. Everywhere you go they seem to sell
greeting cards. But cards aren't just for birthdays, anniversary or
holidays anymore. There are cards for every occasion, from good
luck breeding your parrot to sorry someone stole your bulldozer.
(33:30):
But still, with everything available, it seemed to me there
was something missing, a group that lacked representation. Naturally, I
saw an opening. What a great way to facilitate my
proclivity for pros into something like fast cash. But I
guess I must be missing something. All my brilliant submissions
(33:53):
have been returned with a big, fat no thanks scrawled
in red pen. I think this was some of my
best work.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
What do you think?
Speaker 11 (34:04):
On the outside of the card, it says, as the
days go by, I think of how lucky I am
on the inside that you're not here to ruin it
for me. Here's one for Randy. If I only get
one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your hot sister.
(34:30):
I mean, hey, I've always wanted someone to hold, someone
to love, but after having met you, I changed my mind.
You brought religion into my life. I never believed in
hell till I live with you, your boy. Looking back
(34:59):
over the years, I can't help but wonder what the
hell was I thinking. I've always wanted to be rich,
powerful and well respected, and as long as I'm dreaming,
I wish you weren't so damn ugly. Making whoopee with
(35:23):
you is like using drugs. Lots of people have done it,
but no one will admit it. You've always said that
you would die for me, and now that you've dumped me,
I'd like you to keep your promise. It's wonderful to
(35:46):
be with family at the holidays. Of course that doesn't
apply to you, since I'm taking the kids and moving
in with my sister. You two timing tramp. I'm so
miserable without you. It's almost like you're actually here. If
(36:08):
you ever need a friend, get a dog. Congratulations on
your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out
who the baby daddy is? See what I tell you?
Everyone a jam but no, So here's one last one.
(36:34):
Roses are red, grape juices, purple, Hey, Hallmark, go to hell?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
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Speaker 10 (36:51):
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Show ninety nine since each fifteen for nine ninety nine.
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