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in the reverends Billy Red Collins. He'll know him how
some advice. Got something coming up later this morning. We
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We kick it off morning of this, Okay, I got
Good morning, Big Show.
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Oil, Good morning Nerd, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved freedom's out there and radio land.
This here's Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent for us for Penny Coastal Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the frontage row. Well, friends, we
had our graduation ceremony for the Sword of Joshua Penny
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Coastal Day School class of twenty eighteen over the week end.
I tell you, these youngins has come a long way.
It ain't been easy, but we turned a bunch of backsliding,
back talking ntheads into Genie Wine driding the wool Bible
beating foot soldiers in the Army of the Lord. You know,
(09:16):
I've been calling the shots here since we opened up
the school. But for the first time this year, I
passed on doing the commencement speech and give my slot
over to our newly promoted dean of students, youth Pastor,
Ricky Dale Gilmore. And here's the reason I decided to
do that. See, I graduated high school back in nineteen
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sixty eight, which don't seem all that long ago to me,
you know, but fifty years that's a mighty long time.
If my graduation, if i'd a drug some one wrinkled
up door boy from nineteen eighteen after tell me how
the world works, I wouldn't have heard a word, he says.
I said, Ricky, you're the man this year. And Ricky says,
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sure is a shame. You ain't gonna talk at graduation.
You are to deliver your commencement speech the next time
you go on the radio show. Well, so I run
it past the big show people and they said, well,
they were really looking for what the stand up comedy
folks calls a tight five indifference to today's so called
busy modern lifestyle. Here's the cliff Notes bullet point version.
(10:25):
I like to call ten things you need to know
about life that you won't care a lot about for
the next thirty or forty years, but you ought to
hear them anyway. Let's begin Number one. Kanye West is
an idiot. I don't mean to start off picking on
old Kanye, although he's a sure enough idiot I've ever
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seen one. But what I'm saying is all of your
modern pop cultural icons are idiots. Lady god Jah runs
around in a bathing suit made out of Rivi steakes.
You reckon, she's got any use full insights for the
modern teenage gals that look up to her so much.
Oh and let's talk about all the pro athletes the
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fellas love so much. Don't get too romantic about a
man just because he can play football. Good you know
who won the Heisman Trophy of the year. I graduated
a fella named ol J. Simpson. Turns out football ain't
even the thing he's the most famous for. Okay, Tip
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number two for the young folks, you're an idiot too,
No offense. But you folks in the Internet generation don't
know half as much as you think you do. I
know that because my bunch was just like you said,
we didn't have cell phones and Facebook to spread our
ignorance around the world. Of course, the real problem ain't
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the stuff you don't know, it's the stuff you do
know that just ain't so Number three. Everybody you know
isn't easy. If you don't blame me, take a look
at you all on the Facebook every once in a while.
Then there's number four. Taxation with representation ain't so hot either.
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You'll know a lot more about that once you've drawed
a regular paycheck. Or two. Number five, it ain't no
such thing as fun for the whole family. That'll make
more sense to you once you've had a young inner. Two.
Number six. A man wants the same thing from a
woman as he does from a pair of underwear, a
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little bit of freedom and a little bit of support.
Number seven. Old people don't drive slow just to get
on your nerves. It's just that we're the only ones
nowadays that's got time to do the speed limit.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Up.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Next. No, this is a a little bit of bad
news for the young folks. Number eight, You're all going
to hell. I know that's my sound of tad dark
for inspirational message to young folks. But I'm a preacher.
What am I gonna do not tell you you're going
to hell?
Speaker 11 (13:11):
Now?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I didn't make this up, y'all. Romans three twenty three says,
quote all have sinned and fall short of the glory
of God. That means everybody from the weird gal with
the earrings stuck in her lower lip to the quarterback
of the dead gum football team. But I ain't gonna
leave y'all a hanging there. Let's move on to item
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number nine. The wages of sin is death, but the
gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our
Lord quote unquote. Wages see are something you earn, but
a gift is something somebody gives you for free. That's
why they call it the good news. Beloved, There's a
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whole lot more to it than that, but I said
i'd keep it tight. So here's one final tip for
the wife of twenty and eighteen. Number ten, never miss
a good chance to shut up, or, as my daddy
used to say it ain't a bad idea to keep
your mouth shut ever once in a while, even when
you know what you're talking about. Well, And that right
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there sounds like an exit line if I ever hear one. Oh,
by the way, I'll be doing the full thirty minute
Come to Jesus version of my commencement address during our
annual Salute to graduates that's coming up this Sunday morning
at eleven o'clock am. Right here at the Sword of Joshua,
Independent fool Gosport, Penny Coast, Latimbly, just off State Road
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twenty three. On this here's the Reverend Biller Ray Collins,
remining yous. It's time to turn, so you don't burn,
John Boyn Billy Yo, keep them straight up burn.
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Good morning, beg joes on a radio. See who's on
the desk over red Hot this morning.
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What's shaking?
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Seal?
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What's shaking?
Speaker 13 (15:48):
Who?
Speaker 14 (15:48):
You're a big bapt polite.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Well don't it doesn't suit you.
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Oh, get fine. We talked to Murray.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 15 (15:57):
Me neither.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
But he's the only agent we had.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
No, no, no, seriously, Murray is kind of out of
sorts right now. What do you mean, Well, it's kind
of a weird story. The other night, Murray took some
of the office staff over to the laugh Barn. He
took us to see this the Mighty Mesmer, some comedy
hypnotist guy.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Was a good shoke, Not really.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
The guy was like eighty seven years old, standard stuff.
He breaks people up out of the audience, puts them
in a trance, makes him do stupid stuff, you know.
So he gets Murray up there, he hands in this
frying pan and gives him one of those post hypnotic suggestions.
Every time he heard a certain word, he would hit
himself in the head with the fire.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
Wow, that's what he says.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
And then in the middle of his act, this Mighty
Mesmer guy grabs his chest and hits the floor like
a ton of bricks. He drops dead of a heart
attack right there on stage.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Man, that must have been weird.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
Yeah, here's the real problem. He killed over before he
had a chance to cancel Murray's post hypnotics.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
So he's still walking around hitting himself in a head
with a frying yep.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Every time he hears the secret code word.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What's the word?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Babe?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
No wonder he's out of swords. Well, what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Well? I found this book at Amazon dot com called
Post Hypnotic Suggestion for Dummy. It's back quartered, though, but
she'll be here about in the middle of next week.
I figured we can straight him out then.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Man, this could be serious.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah, but on the bright side, it's kept him too
loopy to bother. Anybody else in the office.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Don't know what's going on, not a clue.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, can we talk to him?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
Sure, but just be careful what you say?
Speaker 13 (17:32):
Okay, no, prob Hey Murray, Tambo and Cabby on two,
hold on you baby, okay, babe, Hello, Jimbo love you
mean it?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah? Bab Ow Murry Okay, Yeah, I'm fine, babe Ow.
I've had the worst splitting headaches since last Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, maybe you should take a few days off.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Well, I wish I could, but I'm interviewing a potential
new client today. Yeah. Who's that Kathleen Norman. She's this
fitness expert, got her own workout show on cable access.
You've seen it that I know? Oh, Jimbo. She is
the total package, peppy, knowledgeable, and what a babe.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Ow And you think you got a shot at signing
her up? Huh?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yeah, she knows fitness, but that's about it.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
You know.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I'm not one to take advantage of somebody's inexperience or anything,
but when it comes to business, since this girl is
like a babe in the woods, ow, maybe.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You should take some time off.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Let one of the other guys in alves handler just
go home and relax.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
You know, Actually that does sound kind of good. Maybe
I'll stop by the video hut and run a couple
of movies.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Now you're talking, just lay back, take it easy.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Hey, Hey, you know what movie I've heard a lot
about but I've never seen. Remember that one with the
talking pig you mean, babe?
Speaker 13 (18:50):
Owe?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Or right?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Do me a favorite? Please don't rent that one? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I'm not sure I'm up for the whole talking animal thing. Anyway, Anyways,
to the lunch thing sometime next week. Have your machine
called my machine, and remember just put your little hand
in mind. There ain't no yellow mountain we can't climb
cause Babe, ow I got you, Babe, ow I got you, babe,
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and give me that's Billy him too and Jimbo. Yeah
call me baby.
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Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
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Boards, Oh, you gonna have all of them, got a
two shoes on the radio and talking about that damn
Teith and having baby. They're nothing sexy than a hot
young man talking trash on the radio. I like all
them opinionated time men, rock Limball, y'all handed neil board, Yeah,
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snow on the roof. They had a fire in the party.
It's getting hot in here. I take off all my clothes.
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Who I feel so vulnerable?
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You're having a birthday today. Happy birthday.
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I got it started with, Oh, I thank God for
this show.
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I remember everybody's birthday in my family.
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Always checked the celebrity list and see what curries.
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You don't got a birthday?
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Oh yeah, you all right, Bobby.
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Well, I love it because this is his gift.
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Happy birthday. You're so fucked up.
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A Tanner Taman the minutes, we'll catch up with the
rest of the curries. Oh, Big Show rolls on.
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Coming up, we play John boyd Jeopardy for a Lord
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and here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 17 (22:25):
Well, keep Kardashian in the news.
Speaker 18 (22:29):
From afar Paparazzi uh snapped her in full vocate vacation
mode with her daughter Northwest. Snappers yes, as they celebrated
Northwest's birthday in the waters off of Mexico in a
fancy yacht.
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Oh big boat there.
Speaker 17 (22:46):
On big boat.
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Well, she wearing a bathing suit. They were here pictures.
Speaker 18 (22:53):
The TMZ obtained the photos of Kim and North enjoying
some fun in the sun as they cruised around in
their boat.
Speaker 17 (22:59):
And Los Cabos, Mexico. And that's her daughter gets home.
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She is, that's her daughter. Yeah, that looks like her mama. Yeah,
I mean not her mama, but he mama, mama.
Speaker 17 (23:11):
Well she just turned thirteen.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh no, she's thirty. She's a big old girl.
Speaker 17 (23:16):
Just turned thirty. She could be standing on something. I
was more, I was more imped I guess I just
was sheltered.
Speaker 18 (23:23):
I wasn't allowed to wear your feet were well, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Look at her mama next door allowed there.
Speaker 17 (23:34):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 18 (23:35):
When your mom is famous for a sex tape, you
might dress a little bit ahead of your time.
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I was not allowed to have lungeon and yeah, but
she's not allowed.
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To make the sex tape until she's seventeen.
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Well, you got to be legal.
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You're right, right, leg.
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That's legal.
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Yeah, you're right right.
Speaker 17 (23:56):
My mom would always say no, that's too old for you.
Speaker 18 (24:00):
So good luck being that kid's mom. Motley Crue and
Dolly Parton have released a new version of Home, Sweet Home.
They've also released a video that mixes old footage of
the of the band with new footage of Dolly singing
in the recording studio. A portion of the proceeds from
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this new version will go to Covenant House. They provide
safe shelter, meals, hope, and more to help youth experiencing homelessness.
I have a snippet.
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Okay, let's just hope it will okay, all right, all right,
anytime here it comes to.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
And dreams of lights.
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All right.
Speaker 17 (25:14):
She's rock and roll Hall of Fame.
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Thank you, thank you, great duos.
Speaker 17 (25:24):
It's very good cause it's mixing genres.
Speaker 18 (25:26):
But anyway, and a collection of Blues Brothers out takes
called The Lost Recordings is available in a package with
a new graphic novel from z To Comics called The
Blues Brothers The Escape of Juliet Lake, and it'll be
out October seventh.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Brothers the music. They had some good Yeah, they had
a comic book.
Speaker 17 (25:50):
All right, all right, you guys going to stop there.
I have one more, but I'll stop there.
Speaker 18 (25:57):
Since you're just I know, you're just so, social media said.
As expected, President Trump signed another executive order that extends
the band on TikTok for another ninety days. The new
deadline is September seventeenth, unless the President can negotiate a
deal with China to sell.
Speaker 17 (26:12):
TikTok to a US company. Billboard magazine he.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Signed a thing that stays their band. In other words,
they're not banned for another ninety day, right, yes, said extends.
Speaker 17 (26:23):
Yeah, that's what extends me, I said, extends the band.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
All right, okay, then, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Thanks for brandy help, thanks for ruining that high note.
We were looking all right, whatever, get us a winner.
Let's play John Board Jeopardy. All right, where is it
right here next to my heart?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, well yesterday until the nineteen sixty eight ruling made
it illegal.
Speaker 18 (26:53):
No, that wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Man was Tuesday's le's today Wednesday, Yeah, let's.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Just jump Friday, forget Yesterday is gone. Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Until I was right right here.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Until the nineteen sixty eight ruling made it illegal. Women
working in this service industry could be fired if they
got married, gained weight, or when they turned thirty two.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
What's the street walker?
Speaker 18 (27:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
A street walker is what she said under her breath.
You're never going to get any customers like that.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh what y'all got? One eight hundred? Big show? You
told Freelne. We go to we get a winter. We
play John Boy Jeopardy next morning. It's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
What do you win?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Day June twenty fifth, beat your draging the Big Show
bid Box. I'm a mad Max says, no more air conditioning.
See what the he talking about?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
More air?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
He words at the Big Box. When you hit the
Big Show dot.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Com And right now, let's li yance live across America.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
It's John Boy, Jeffitly and now a man who says,
if you.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Ever aren't sure if you're looking at an alligator or
a crocodile, just pay attention to whether it sees you
later or in a while.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Teach John boy Man back up, let's say, hate Edward
out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, tourist destination about this
time every year.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Good morning, Edward, A good.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Morning, big shout out to John boy my first time caller.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
And it was Bono Beach, not Myrtle Beach, Bono beat.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Oh it's Bono Beach, Jackie.
Speaker 17 (29:00):
All right, Well was it a big tourist time over there?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What about the tourist?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
All right, nicee, Edward.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well, well you got first shot at John boydge eveny
this morning, so let's see what you got. Until the
nineteen sixty eight ruling made it illegal, women working in
this service industry could be fired if they got married,
gain weight, or when they turned thirty two. What'd you think, Edward?
Speaker 12 (29:30):
I thought it was the military.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Military, let's say suday. No, but that's a good yes, I.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Think, is it?
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Yeah? Oh no?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
What maybe I'm not really thinking that hard about it.
Until wonder Edward, where are you at Bono Beach? What
what state are you in?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
South Carolina?
Speaker 18 (29:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Go you South Carolina as well? So what other beaches
are you close to? I'm trying to zero in on you.
Here right quick.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Well we do have Myrtle Beach in Georgetown and Folly
Beach and Mount pleasant One.
Speaker 11 (30:06):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, I got you, now I got you. Well, we
appreciate you, buddy. I hope you have a great day
and a wonderful summer.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Thank you, Thank you, John Boy, Hi Mane. Let's go
to Jerry in Newland, North Carolina. Good morning, Jerry. Is
that where you are?
Speaker 12 (30:24):
That's where I'm at, Buddy, hell.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
We are awesome, Jerry, welcome in here. All right.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So we know the answer is not in the military. So, uh,
what about them women? What service industry? I'm going to
guess maybe airline stewardess was it airline stewards They were
tough on them back in the day. Probably the most
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sexist position you could have been in.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah. And then they had the gas a plane hub.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
The first one had the fan actually drag the plane
out onto the runway.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
What good works, Jay, you got the premiere flag from
Condor Flags out shot in North Carolina to celebrate, buddy.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
First time collar there buddy.
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Thank you.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 19 (32:30):
Well, you know, both of these were kind of a
takeoff on another popular ad campaign, and I think that
particular sponsor wasn't too happy about this because you know,
it's not unusual for them to do a take off
on somebody else's campaign. But because these other guys spend
so much money, they decided, man, maybe you need to
go back and come up with another idea.
Speaker 14 (32:49):
All right, So we got a couple of us listen
to the first Super Bowl ad that didn't make it.
Speaker 20 (32:54):
Marcia DeNardo is a real geeko customer, not an actor,
so to help tell her story, we hired professional actor
William Shatner.
Speaker 17 (33:01):
So I'm driving through the parking lot at Walmart, minding
my own business, and this idiot runs right into me.
Speaker 21 (33:08):
It was a strange primitive life for him. I'd never
encountered in my travels throughout the galaxies. The creature apparently
unable to operate his craft.
Speaker 17 (33:18):
This guy was yelling and waving his arms like his
head was on fire or something.
Speaker 21 (33:22):
His behavior became erotic. He accused me of being an
interloper in his sector of the galaxy.
Speaker 17 (33:28):
He kept saying, this is just great. How am I
gonna fix my car? I thought he was gonna hit
me or something.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I assured the creature he had nothing to fear.
Speaker 21 (33:38):
I came in peace.
Speaker 17 (33:40):
When he found out I had Geko, he calmed right down.
Speaker 21 (33:44):
This unexpected encounter may have left you a greater understanding
between our people's all thanks to geekon kirk out.
Speaker 20 (33:55):
Real people, real weird commercials.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It was a little close to home. I like what
you said, uh right? And then another one that didn't
quiet make along the same lives here.
Speaker 20 (34:07):
Cooter Feasley is a real Viagaro user. He is not
a paid celebrity, so to help tell his story, we
hired a celebrity.
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I tell you straight up halls me and a wife.
We've been married a long time, a long time. I
ain't neither one of us as young as we used
to be. What I'm trying to say, yes, things.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Just ain't quite clicking in the bedroom department.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I didn't know what to do.
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Help me.
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Somebody helped me. So uh, I asked my doctor about Viagaro. Buddy,
they tell you this stuff works. I mean, it really works.
Look out now, there's a whole lot of.
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Hole cooking going on.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
And it ain't only in the kitchen. If you catch
my drift but Tatos.
Speaker 22 (34:48):
Come there.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
It so.
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Speaker 1 (35:02):
Jean William Dilly Look, good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Good Wednesday morning, June twenty fifth, Big Show's on the radio. Well,
never get tired of letting our listeners know that we
have our very own poet laureate and he's back with
us again today. Pretty sure he's got something very special
for us. So let's welcome back to the Big Show.
Colonel Hamilton Brewster. Have a seat, Colonel.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
The only time I'll ever turn down that offer is
if the warden is saying, ha ha, don't need no
malarkey from old mister sparkan I, Colonel, what you got
for is well with the warm weather upon us folks
are getting out and enjoying some time on the water, unless,
of course, someone throws a monkey wrench in the works.
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And that's kind of my inspiration for something that happened
just last weekend. I call it the Big Fat Bullard
County raft Race. It goes a little like this in
old Bullard County. There's a longtime tradition that folks look
forward to as the season's transition. They gather on the
pod Ankle Rivers shore for the big raft race that
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the locals adore. It's a three mile trek down the
Hogweller's dock. It's who finishes first. No one watches the clock.
But this a year would be different in a great
big way. And who to thunk that some fat guys
would save the day. Now the rafts are delivered the
not before lined up in a row on that pebbly shore.
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But the beavers paid a visit, and that ain't good.
The morning sun revealed but a few scraps of wood.
The town's spirits sunk like the Bye God Titanic.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
What the hell do we do?
Speaker 11 (37:17):
They screamed in a paddy. But Jasper Farnham had a thought.
Some folks called daft. What if they just used human
style rafts. See, the Big Eater's brotherhood was partying nearby,
a passel of four and five hundred pound guys now
smooth talking. Jasper gave him the word, and all those
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bell beefers they liked what they heard. Each tub of
guts would get in the river and float while a
feller would ride him like a big fleshy boat.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Now there'd be no pay. But what sealed the deal?
Speaker 11 (37:50):
They invited those hosses to the after race meal. So
they got in the water and the starter flag waved,
and all those paddlers all that they gave, all except
Jasper Farnham, who just barely rode. The others laughed, but
they didn't know what he knowed. See, Jasper been watching
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those big fellas feeding. He saw one fella chowing down
on just what was needing, deviled eggs, cucumber salad and
hold made big beads, the sort of food that ruins
a good pair of jees. He was watching the others
way on up ahead, but knew he didn't have nothing
(38:32):
to dread. Then he fell to rumble below him. It
shook his hind end, signaling the fireworks was about to begin.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Swee frap poot.
Speaker 11 (38:43):
The water donroiled, bubbles broke the surface like the river
was boiled. That fat pimply raft took off like a
shot propelled by a long blast of farts, went and
hot jasper shot past them stragglers and then passed the leaders.
They shore down the cattails like wheat eaters across the
finish line, and just in time, his gas tank was empty.
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But they won, and that's fine. The folks cheered and laughed.
What a lark, they all said. Too bad that so
many of them folks wound up dead. It would have
been a great day. But there's always a catch. And
I guess we'll never know who was the one who
lit the match.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
Yeah you like that one?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
John Why good morning? The Big Show's on the radio,
and more Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 15 (39:38):
I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening John Boy and Billy and they're big show.
I like the way they talk. They're funny haha, funny queers,
that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured out why John
Boy had a hard time getting started. The morning ain't
(39:59):
gotten a.
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Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio. Here we go,
little bonus.
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Top ten, Top ten traffic excuses. Okay, just a long,
continuous role will be good.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Number ten.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
I was almost out of gas and was trying to
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Number nine.
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I was speeding because the baby needed changing and I
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All right, many fine, mony fine, Good morning.
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