June 26, 2025 • 54 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, our long time friend, Sargie Wargie (Sgt. USAF, retired) stops by for a visit.. - Married Man renews his vows.. - It’s National Beautician’s Day - and we celebrate with a visit to Doodle’s Hair Salon.. - Part-Time Receptionist, Phil McCracken has been searching for a new pet for John Boy.. - We get On Track with Doug Rice for the latest happenings in NASCAR.. - We’ll replay the time our dumbest contest of all time made it through to battle John Boy on the Stupie Quiz.. - and we’ll wrap up with an entry into the Diary of Gary Busey…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning you may hear
the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Good morning? Cognooloo up an out of Well look now,
but there's some guy who looks like an old Sergey wargie.
You're another Yeah, what do you think he thinks he
used to getting up early in the military.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He ain't been in the military for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Way, you gotta use into the civilian life, you know.
Let me do a place up for you. All right,
well we'll hold over. That is all right there? Right
quick National days if you choose to celebrate National bar
code Day, Yeah, don't take out in your right hand
or four hole overhead, don't take it there for sure.
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Tl about market the beasts, all right, move home? National
Handshake Day, all right, don't do that. Rayford was right
all here? Yep? How about that National bomb pop? Is
the red, white and blue popsicles? Oh yeah? Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
One?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Is it shaped like a rocket on the end. You
couldn't put in your mouth in run.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We'll July fourth celebrate there you go, National Chocolate Pudding Day,
where putting National Beauticians Day. We will celebrate that later
with a lot of wonderful beauticians listening to the Big Show.
And then National Coconut Day, as in the con that
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grow on trees. If you're lucky enough you get a coconut,
if you just set it down and let it go,
it'll grow a tree out of the coconut. I don't
know if it happens every time, but you know that
fish and spot we just go. In Costa Rica, we
had Politus, my buddy chrisy. I got the coconut, just
set it there, and then the next year a tree
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was growing out up. Well, I like that. So if
you find a.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Coconut and they're laughing at him, all right there, Well
three days in history we got saved up the weird categories,
we'll get the winning beginning.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
We all are awake, Big shows on the radio, Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. John Boum billing the gang
and hold a gang back together again. Here we throw
Sergey Wargie in there. Oh, don't tell him come in
the door. More than there fascinating wargie. How you doing there? Water?
They're good, buddy, you look good.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Thanks, it's been it's been a hot minute since we've
seen each other.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's been a while. How long have you been out
of the service of twenty? Over and over?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Twenty I thought, I thought, I now did it twenty five?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, I know it's just cadging up here. You're and
your beautiful wife, by the way, Yes.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
My lovely wife Dorothy keeps me along the creaky shoes
together and coming on this side of the day.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But so I live alone. I know he has changed
one bit. So sorry. She said, you're head of the
Seymour Johnson So what are you doing now? I know
you're doing some private stuff right.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Well, no, I actually work for L three Harris Communications
nineteen years.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Now doing that L three Harris.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
It used to be Harris and then they merged with
L three and now we're EL three Harrison Communication company.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
They do like two ways military. I knew what something
to do.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I've been working for the Air Force sales team since
twenty seventeen now, so wow.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
And that's so.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I just went around training the Air Force guys on
tactical radios and i've been. I decided to drive and
take Drothy with me because I've been to Albuquerque, Tucson,
New Mexico, Long Island, Scott Air Force Base, and uh Shiloh,
Illinois the last week after.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Week after week.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I'm like, I'm driving the next trip.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
To go good. So you settle down. I'm glad you
come through, Charlotte. We get that.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I had to stop. It was awesome, God asked you.
It's timing. Man, what about the deal put together leaving
Missouri with those who be fifty twos and then like
faked them out on that and went over what that
great old thing going?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Oh man, you could pull it off better.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's something that's the Air Force is awesome work, awesome work. Yeah,
we'll good. Well, we'll hang out here, let's go. We
got to get the winning begin in here, and I'll
do push up a little bit later because I'm still up,
says trying to keep in shape.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Dorothy, you'll want to leave for that.
Speaker 11 (05:18):
We all want to leave.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So hey, perfect time for Sergey warg to be here.
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thing was eighteen thirty June the twenty six England's fattest King,
(06:04):
George the Fourth died. It might have been during breakfast.
Breakfast usually included two pigeons, three beef steaks, a bottle
of wine, a glass of champagne, two glasses of port
wine and finish it off with a glass of brandy.
Who He suffered from being fat, no galloped, blindness from cataracts,
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and towards the end of his life became mentally unstable.
He passed away there in Windsor Castle, probably not moving around.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
A whole lot.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And the most memorable photo of him was the painting
Hith holding a turkey leg.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
That's him, Yeah, with a turkey leg. Move up to
twenty nineteen, more than five thousand smuggled turtles were discovered
in luggage at Kuala Lumpur Airport, Malaysia. They were bound
for India and finally, twenty twenty four, European Space Agency
created Lego space bricks by three D printing Lego out
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of meteorite dust. This was part of a project to
learn how to build a base on the Moon. Sure
it was. I never have understood that three D.
Speaker 12 (07:14):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh hey, I I ain't got a prayer for me
to understand what's going on with that.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I have three of those three D printers at home.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You really? Yeah, we press something, Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, we make a lot of parks with them that
you can't buy anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, Well, let's see we'll do that later. We'll get
some rest for you. Take that on. He was in
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a big show on the radio for your Thursday, June
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There's for key word Family Reunion. Here the Big Box
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Speaker 9 (08:25):
Now, Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy and Billy give.
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You prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go.
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Contested number one.
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This should it be a lot of fun in your
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Good morning, Leslie.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
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that signa to a series American Flag you ready, buddy, yes, sir?
Five seconds. Three things on a breakfast menu ready, go bacon,
egg and waffle bo. Give us three places you see
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turtles ready gore palm.
Speaker 14 (09:43):
Them a lake.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I like turtles and for the win. Three building type
toys ready, go Legos, Lincoln Logs and building ball Lincoln.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Log That's what the lego.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
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down to Thompson Georgia's just for you, Leslie.
Speaker 15 (10:09):
Oh, thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I appreciate it. Got it buddy, hang on, I like turtles.
Here's my boy. I appreciate fine dim fin. How many
hours tom me your news.
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Our feature track for the Big Show, bit Box, Will
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We got an entry into the diary of Gary Busey,
the Bucy Family Reunion. You were family reunion, he says,
great place to meet chicks. See how that works for him?
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Oh we're ready. Well, never get tired of letting our
listeners know that we have our very own poet laureate.
And he's back with us again today. Pretty sure he's
got something very special for us. So let's welcome back
to the Big Show, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. Have a seat, Colonel.
Speaker 11 (13:27):
The only time I'll ever turn down that offer is
if the warden is saying, don't need no malarkey from
old mister Sparkle.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yes, all right, colonel, what you got for us?
Speaker 11 (13:38):
Well, with the warm weather upon us, folks are getting
out and enjoying some time on the water, unless, of course,
someone throws a monkey wrench in the works. And that's
kind of my inspiration for something that happened just last weekend.
I call it the Big Fat Bullard County raft Race.
He goes a little like this.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
In Old County.
Speaker 11 (14:00):
There's a long time tradition that folks look forward to
as the season's transition. They gather on the pod Ankle
River's shore for the big raft race that the locals adore.
It's a three mile trek down the Hogweller's dock. It's
who finishes first. No one watches the clock. But this
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a year would be different in a great big way.
And who to thunk that some fat guys would save
the day. Now the rafts are delivered the night before,
lined up in a row on that pebbly shore. But
the beavers paid a visit, and that ain't good. The
morning sun revealed but a few scraps of wood. The
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town's spirits sunk like the Bye God Titanic.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
What the hell do we do?
Speaker 10 (14:48):
They screamed in a paddy.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
But Jasper Farnham had a thought, some folks called daft,
what if they just used human style rafts? See, the
big 's Brotherhood was partying nearby, a passel of four
and five hundred pound guys. Now smooth talking Jasper gave
him the word, and all those bell beefers they liked
what they heard. Each tub of guts would get in
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the river and float while a feller would ride him
like a big fleshy boat.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Now there'd be no pay. But what sealed the deal.
Speaker 11 (15:21):
They invited those hosses to the after race meal. So
they got in the water, and the starter flag waved,
and all those paddlers give all that They gave all
except Jasper Farnham, who just barely rowed. The others laughed,
but they didn't know what he knowed. See, Jasper been
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watching those big fellas feeding. He saw one fella chowing
down on just what was needing, deviled eggs, cucumber salad
and homemade big beans, the sort of food that ruins
a good pair of jees. He was watching the other
way on up ahead, but knew he didn't have nothing
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to dread. Then he fell to rumble below him. It
shook his hind end, signaling the fireworks was about to begin.
Swee frat pooped, the water done roiled, bubbles broke the
surface like the river was boiled. That fat pimply raft
took off like a shot, propelled by a long blast
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of farts, went and hot jaspers shot past them stragglers,
and then past the leaders. They shore down the cattails
like pudgy wheat eaters crossed the finish line and just
in time, his gas tank was empty. But they won,
and that's fine. The folks cheered and laughed. What a lark,
they all said. Too bad that so many of them
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folks wound up dead. It would have been a great day.
But there's always a catch. And I guess we'll never
know who was the one who lit the match.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah you like that one, John Way, Good morning. There's
a big Showler Radio.
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Helly you li Lindsay premise here and when I'm on
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John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny.
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your Thursday, June of twenty six. All right, tomorrow I'll
be giving away my wonderful thing, number one hundred and
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but I have them. Okay, Well, I don't know what
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on the radio. That's Sergeant's wife, Dorothy just pulled the
challenge going down for a pocketbook. You got a good
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wing woman.
Speaker 15 (18:56):
Here.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
We are speaking of weddings and bliss and happiness. We're
running out out of the month of June without married
man renewing this house. Well, we gotta take care of
that in just a second. First, tell you what you
can win on John Boydjeopardy is a hat, t shirt,
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for it.
Speaker 13 (19:35):
In minutes, my remand my redman drives arounding on minivan.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
My end has no sing wife will let him do
what the she says. It's up out timing groove. Wherever
there's a screw, you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 19 (19:59):
Last time I'm married mine and his wife, Honey Bunny,
we're about to renew their wedding vows. Just before the ceremony,
College buddy got to say hi to Honey Bunny's mom.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
No, ma'am, I'm still on the test. How old am I?
I'm forty two? Abnormal?
Speaker 14 (20:16):
No, ma'am, I wouldn't call it abnormal exactly. I just
haven't met the right girl yet. Usually if a man
getting married by my age.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
People start to talk.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
And Honey Bunny's dad forty two, No, sir, I haven't
gotten married yet.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
No.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
Actually, I don't see any Broadway shows. Don't listen to
show tunes much either. You tell a guy who's never
been married, Mike like Broadway show Tess. Because the guy
gets to my en isn't married, People starting to think
he's gay.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No, sir, I'm not gay. He also met Reverend Mooney. Hi,
and before you ask, I'm not gay. Really well. Congratulations gentlemen.
Speaker 19 (21:01):
Shall we and soul, married man and college body stand
at the podium with Reverend Money as the ceremony begins.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Here she comes, big guy, who Ei, there's still time
to make a run for it?
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Or run for it?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Why would I do that? That was a joke, you idiot.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
Oh excuse me, son, Could you and your unashamedly heterosexual
friend here kindly refrain from whispering to each other like
a couple of gossipy old women. Oh sorry, If it's
okay with you, I'd like to start the ceremony now,
Sure ahead, dearly beloved, We are gathered here to celebrate
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the love of a married man and his wife. Twenty
years ago they stood before God and many of these
same witnesses and pledged their undying love, And today they
are here to renew that love. Who giveth this woman
to be pledged anew to her beloved.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Bernard? I believe you have something you'd like to say.
Oh yes, thank you, Reverend.
Speaker 17 (22:02):
Well, honey, Bunny, you know we've had our ups and
downs over the years, but today I feel just like
the day we got married. And with that in mind,
I like to read something that I wrote for our
first wedding day. I think it sums up my feelings
as well as it did twenty years ago. Here it is, Honey, Bunny.
I promise to make every day we spend together a
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groovy love in will stick together through the years, just
like Sonny and Cher. And when the moon is in
the seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars, will march
into the dawn of the Age of Aquarius. H You know,
I think I'll just skip this section on Cambodia here.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Let's see.
Speaker 17 (22:47):
Oh, I promise not to lay in any head trips
on you, because the last thing I want to do
is to bum you out in the timeless words of
the song that we fell in love to in A
Gotta da Vida. Baby, don't you know that I love you?
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You know, on second thought, maybe this isn't quite as
timeless as I remember it. Anyway, what I want to
say is I love you. Thanks for putting up with
me for twenty years, and here's hoping the next twenty
will be even more wonderful because we're not getting older,
We're getting better. You know, in our lives we travel
many roads. Excuse me, son, are we getting close here?
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I have a tea time at three thirds. Oh yeah, Reverend,
I guess that was about it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
God.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Then, by the power of essendent me, I now repronounce
you man and wife.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You may rekiss your brides. Congratulations, big guy. Thanks Spal. Listen,
I really need to go. Now you need to go.
Speaker 17 (23:50):
You're going to miss the reception. That's the best part.
We got the DJ to spend the classic rock tunes. Hey,
all the light beer you can drink.
Speaker 20 (23:56):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
See that sounds great And.
Speaker 14 (23:59):
I hate the run, but I'm afraid some of your
in laws might talk to me like maybe, honey, buddies,
crazy sister.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Athena, how are you, Sweedie? Glad you were able to
make it was your flight? Okay?
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Good? Hey you remember college buddy, high Athena. It's good
to see you.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
What's that Maybe after the ceremony, I could take you
out and show you the hotspots around town. See, I
don't think that'd be such a good idea. Why well,
I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm gay,
and so I'll hear all.
Speaker 19 (24:35):
Married man finds himself more married than ever before, and
as college buddy tries to quickly slink off into the sunset.
We invite you to join us again.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Next time.
Speaker 19 (24:44):
I'm all spink tightening adventure. Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Look, you don't find the married mine?
Speaker 18 (24:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
You gotta love that happening to somebody else. Go marry man. Well,
let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question. We found
out until the nineteen sixty eight ruling made it illegal,
women working in this service industry could be fired if
they got married, gained weight, or when they turned thirty two?
Speaker 21 (25:17):
What's an airline stewardess?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Got a strict back? There a tough job. Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. After cops figured out the criminals were training
these highly intelligent animals to commit crimes on their behalf,
us lawmakers made it illegal to own one.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
Oh what are monkeys?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
God?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You never jointed the mugging that can hold stuff? What
you all got one? Eight hundred? Big show you told
free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning,
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Speaker 3 (27:14):
He went to a family reunion recently and didn't talk
to a single person. Now he didn't know whose family
it was, but sitting there mac and cheese was awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Please, John Boy, that's a hat of Russ out of
Matthew's North Carolina's at you Russ, Hey, John Boys, Rush, Hello, Boddy,
welcome man. Okay, you got first shot at John Boyjeopardy
this morning. So After cops figured out the criminals were
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training these highly intelligent animals to commit crimes, US lawmakers
made it illegal to own one. What are we looking for, Russ? Oh,
I'd say a rangating but I don't know. Well, there
was all about the monkeys. They're the big redheaded monkeys, right, yeah, like.
Speaker 12 (28:05):
Left turn plike.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well let's see, oh rang a tang, says I don't know, man,
how that would work out. But they're pretty smart though.
Oh yeah, you got that all right, don't do me
hot them. Well, we'll get the right answers. We'll keep going.
But ruts, thank you for playing with us, buddy, you
have a great day. Yeah, man, thank you. All right. Man,
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let's go to Rolland in Harrisonburg, Virginia. Good morning, Rolling,
Hey boy, how you doing? Man? We are just awesome
men here and you're up buddy, all right, the way
of the monkeys. Don't think about a rang of tangs.
What are you thinking about the highly intelligent animals we're
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looking for? Rolling? Ye know, I'm thinking crows. Uh just
popped in my head. I believe we're craze. Okay, well
let's see. Is it crows?
Speaker 12 (29:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Man, this is pretty wild y'all. Study show crows intelligence
is on par with a seven year old child. They
use tools, recognized faces, plan for the future, and even
hold grudges, so we'll look for you. I will kill you.
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Unless they went to bad guys train crows. They trained
them to hang out at ATMs so they could snatch
money as it's wow, or grab cash as it's handed
to a street vendor, and even to grab jewelry from
inside store displayed window. Wow, I need a crust. It's illegal.
Speaker 12 (29:56):
Just some stuff?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Am I very particular scale? I don't know they hold grudges,
you know. Hey, rolling, good work buddy, big old Lord
Tiger's prize pack. You're registered for the trip of a
lifetime styling in sturges. Good luck to you, buddy, You're
on a roll right on. Thank you buddy. Hey National
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Duties you hang on. Good morning, I bet shows on
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U right?
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Speaker 10 (33:49):
That stupid flock of seagulls hairdo that you used to wear.
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Boy?
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Speaker 2 (35:25):
That good morning. It's a make showing the radio about
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twenty minutes away from on Track with dog.
Speaker 16 (35:57):
Rice for the first time there last weekend on the
Pogan Old Mountains.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Celebrate with a nineteen car and then we'll get you
ready for Atlanta. They're off the prime streaming viewing by
on TMT Sports for this weekend plugging lay it all
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where you are and turn the microphone on out front
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in line at the DMV.
Speaker 11 (36:31):
And I really kind of had to pee, but the
jack Cash in front of me was whinding pout his pronouns.
I'm a man, it's only say, But the clerk wasn't
gonna play his Adams Apple gave him away regardless.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Of his pronoun We can't all tell the boys from.
Speaker 11 (36:59):
The girls, but you live in your own weirdo world.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Grow up and get live.
Speaker 11 (37:11):
Oh hello, Babs, it has been, as they say, a while,
but I bet it hasn't been a while for you.
If you catch my innuendo no no, no, no innuendo
not in your endo, I can tell where your mind
is at today. So what's on the agenda? Are we
pranking the snack girl, coaching Jackie on her eybonics, replacing
(37:34):
John Boy's clothes down one size every day for the
next week to keep telling me it's fat?
Speaker 9 (37:40):
No?
Speaker 10 (37:42):
Then what prithy are we endeavoring? What's that? You don't
you don't speak Latin? Okay, what are we doing? Finding
John Boy a new pet? Ah?
Speaker 22 (37:54):
Now to clarify, when you say pet, do you mean animal?
Or another member of the tag. I mean they can
be both.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
Let's be honest. Look at Joe Butler. He's a flee
collar away from riding in the car with his head
out doing though. Oh an actual pet pet. Okay, well
hold that thought. And while why do you put your
hands on either side of your head?
Speaker 10 (38:20):
You're holding that thought?
Speaker 11 (38:23):
Okay, Well before we exercise our thinking, lads, why don't
you go make your bladder flatter?
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Okay?
Speaker 22 (38:30):
And off she goes wrong way? Nope, Warmer, warmer, warmer. No,
that doesn't mean go to the kitchen. Tip to the
left and slides slide. That's a file cabinet. Nice, try
though straight straight. I know it's only been two years,
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but you'll get the hang of it.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
And she's gone sod.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Potty.
Speaker 10 (39:00):
Time with Babs is always an adventure.
Speaker 11 (39:02):
Once she saw a sign that said go blue, and
she came back sobbing because she could only go yellow.
Speaker 17 (39:11):
Just in time.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
Jump boy, baby, big shop pelf speaking, I'm gonna help you.
Oh hello, ass.
Speaker 12 (39:24):
Nerd.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
What do you want?
Speaker 22 (39:27):
Oh, you have some new material? Great, take that material,
sew a new outfit and bury yourself in it. Meow,
that's more like it.
Speaker 10 (39:38):
John boy Billy Big Shops speaking. I'ma help you. Oh, Marcel,
I didn't expect you back so soon. How was your
How was your What were you doing again?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (39:48):
Yes, the no Kings protest in New York. Why on
earth would you go to that? Oh you thought they
said no queens? Well thanks for trying on half of
the tea.
Speaker 22 (40:01):
Oh nothing, just waiting for Babzilla to find her way
back from the crap war. We're trying to find a
new pet for John Boy. Oh no, no, we have
some ideas. We thought about an alligator. I mean that
gives him something to play with in the pond. Maybe
a bear that might be fun. He fancies himself a
Grizzly Adams type. I don't have the heart to tell
(40:22):
him he's more of a fester Adams. We considered a snake,
but he already has to deal with corporate so much
so that it seemed a bit redundant.
Speaker 10 (40:31):
What's that now? That is true?
Speaker 11 (40:33):
A monkey would be sort of a fun addition, especially
one that can hold stuff, which apparently is a priority.
Speaker 10 (40:40):
For some reason.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
But see, with a monkey, you have to worry about
them eating your face. And he is kind of partial
to his I know that is sad. Well, we always
have the fallback of a parrot.
Speaker 22 (40:53):
It would serve him right to have to hear a
bird screaming oh wow every damn day. Then he'd know
how we feel. Oh hold on, here comes Barbarella. I'll
be home Shorley and oh Marcel dust.
Speaker 10 (41:08):
Whoa, whoa, whoa? Slow down, cow girl. What's the trouble?
Double bubble?
Speaker 22 (41:14):
The chubby account guy with a two pay is trying
to steal honey buns out of the vending machine that
fell on him.
Speaker 10 (41:20):
Well, don't just stand there down nine one one.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
You can't. What do you mean you can't?
Speaker 10 (41:26):
Your phone doesn't have an eleven? Oh my head.
Speaker 22 (41:32):
Let's let chubby two pey guy find help elsewhere. Get
the BC powders to the Mini Cooper, carry on straight.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 10 (41:47):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The suge belly up.
Speaker 11 (41:50):
There's full differywhere fling through theirs and bulls and hands,
people eat them with their fingers, their feet, of the
people's feet.
Speaker 10 (41:57):
Its unbelievable. With the spring, get the imagine.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
Ribs and chickens and biscuits, and whole pigs and a
great big sticky.
Speaker 10 (42:04):
That's what it's like at the junk Boy of Bully Pig.
Sure it's a buffet from stop to finish. There should
be a cover charge.
Speaker 11 (42:09):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for you fat. It like cleaning bill.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Oh my head, you can eat that. Good morning, there's
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a big showing the radio, shut brains, some good times
and old friends this morning. These large are congratulations on
your marriage lasting longer than all your other man was
just combine. We're gonna do the math on that a
little bit later. Wow, Sergey war do you remember it
was nineteen years ago I called him a quitter. That's
when I retired.
Speaker 10 (43:08):
That was twenty three years ago. I've made nineteen years
with this with this company.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah, I haven't quit your communications company with the US airport, right,
But Familia, I'm you're still. I'm serving our countries still,
Sergy Wargie.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
So what brings in?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Were you just getting too much respect? I needed a
little abuse. That's one of the many nicknames I love.
That's one that's dear to my heart. You know, you
know you named g Wargen and.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
Yeah, you say it like it's like it's their real name.
Speaker 9 (43:39):
I was.
Speaker 21 (43:40):
I was, they've known you longer than that, because I
was working the front desk and that was thirty years ago,
thirty two years ago, and I was tasked with getting
in touch with you. So I had to call the
base and I was given your number and IM and
I and he's like all right. I was like, yeah,
I mean I speak to.
Speaker 10 (43:58):
SERGEI Warges.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
You realize that that's the only way you. I was
like the moment, everybody here.
Speaker 10 (44:07):
Do I was my sergery not picking up the phone.
Speaker 21 (44:10):
It was somebody else and there like here.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
We have a lot of serge Did you please have
sergeye as Tatters telling the story, I looked at him
and saying, what is your name? I long have I
been around?
Speaker 5 (44:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (44:31):
It's Gary Parks. I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Throw a nickname on you. Man was at you because
you were working.
Speaker 9 (44:41):
No.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I came up with Killer Bees.
Speaker 10 (44:42):
I gave him a ride ups that Killer was hit.
Speaker 21 (44:51):
Radio somehow, and then I just and.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Then I worked at the Fox one or two at
the time, part time on the weekends and ran the
best of you know that's right.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, I knew and something you know, you you would
bring some some soldiers with us, you know, up on
up till the studio at Domes. I love that story.
You had to prep them before you came in the
studios because they respected him.
Speaker 10 (45:16):
Well, yeah, because I was giving him a ride up here.
Speaker 6 (45:19):
But uh yeah, I brought uh. I brought Tim Stamy
Rock Davis and told him out up here. They had
just came back from Afghanistan. And I told him, my citizen,
you knew what you can say and what you can't say.
They're gonna ask you questions, I said, but whatever, don't
worry because whatever you say to them, they're gonna turn
around and just make a joke of me. Don't don't
be alarmed, don't get all like, you know.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
Don't be weird out by it.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Don't go over and chest bump in.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
And they So you guys were talking and telling stories
and everything else, and that was when Billy said, he goes.
The only thing Sergies never fought was traffic going into Bristol.
And everybody laughed. And that was one of the many
I can't remember. So now we leave here and we're
driving out to Hendrick Motorsports. They do a tour there
and uh, they're like, man, they really get on you,
(46:09):
don't they. It's all part of the show. That's probably
one of the reasons why they allowed me to come
in the studio because I take it, you know, I've
missed a good sport about it.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
You know, somebody well hit it off with and here
how about that lifelong friendship?
Speaker 9 (46:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (46:24):
Man, it's just like the early like ninety ww like yeah,
because I remember you used to come down and do
promotions in Columbia and we used to all go out
and make sure, you know, you guys had a good time,
and so we would take you guys around the town.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
All right, Well, y'all, you might be running into Sergy
Wargie here for the same More Air Force Base. You're
just taking his wife with them on this working trip
working with communications for the airports. You gonna get you
all some good stuff.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Going on to Seymour Johnson.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Timore Johnson is where you go? Man, Oh, Tomorow All right, well,
let's get back to it here. We got Doug Rice
standing by, get him on the line. Doug Rice coming
up in minutes. Big show rolls on. Good Morning, Big
Show's on the radio. Coming up, we played Beating the
Blonde for in a sort of the small batch hand
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(47:13):
for over one hundred years. Click on the link find
out about him at the Big Show dot com. Right now,
as we do every Thursday, about this time, we catch
up with Doug Rice and here we are again. Good
morning Doug, Good morning Johnny.
Speaker 7 (47:26):
Good to be on with him chatting a little NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Thank you so much, Buddy. Well, Chase Briscoe. That's another
first time winner this year, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 23 (47:36):
They raced up at Pocono and the tricky Triangle and
Chase was really the dominant player throughout the day. He
led the bulk of the lapse. I think he led
seventy two laps out of two hundred, and in the
end it came down really close because they didn't quite
get enough fuel in the car. But he did a
great job of saving fuel over the last run and
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had about a lap to the good when he got
to the end of the race and was able to
hold off Denny Hamlin and get his first w of
the year. We've had some fresh winners lately, starting with
chast Hame back in the six hundred, so we're starting
to add to that total of winners. I didn't think
we would get to where we are right now. We've
got eleven different winners this season.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Wow. That was exciting finish of that race because I
didn't think he was gonna make it on fuel and
Doug and they were talking about the engineers and stuff,
how close can they come and was he able to
save enough or were they just like not showing their
whole hand.
Speaker 23 (48:35):
And he was able to save enough At that track
with this car, being the leader gives you such huge
options because it's very hard to pass in the air
behind him, and he was literally able to throttle down
on the last lapse just save a little bit of gas,
and even doing that, not being full throttle, Denny Hamlin
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couldn't do enough to pass it. So the advantage to
the leader at Pocono is tremendous. They pulled it off,
and good for them because now they don't have to worry,
you know, about the rest of the regular season.
Speaker 7 (49:09):
They're in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's it. And Denny hamlin osager just continues to amaze.
Like I said, man almost around Chase down and he's
third in the standings.
Speaker 23 (49:20):
Rug now he's third in the standings, looking really solid.
He's got three wins this season and for a forty
four year old race car driver, he is doing really well.
And he is the number one seed in the newly
commissioned in season tournament that starts this weekend in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Man, all right, now, how does that work? What we
got going?
Speaker 8 (49:44):
Well?
Speaker 23 (49:45):
This actually was an idea perpetrated by Denny Hamlin a
couple of years ago. He said, we need something to
engage the fans that is code for.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
People to bet on.
Speaker 23 (49:55):
So they have taken the last three race and the
best finishers out of those three races combined are seated,
just like in the NCAA.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
One through thirty two.
Speaker 23 (50:08):
So the number one seed based on the last three
races is Denny Hamlin. He is matched up against Ty
Dillon and in Atlanta, whichever one of those finishes the
best advances on at the end of five races, who's
ever left. It's kind of a knockout round. There'll be
two drivers left at the end of five races. When
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they go up to Indy. That driver wins a million bucks.
There's also a fan element of this. If you like
to do March Madness and fill out brackets, you can
go online just Google in NASCAR tournament. You can find
it everywhere and you can sign up and play along
and some fan if they get this perfect, somebody will
(50:51):
they win a million box. So it's kind of a
cool deal. It has nothing to do with anything. This
doesn't affect the championships. Points are nothing. It's purely an
inn season hook, and I think part of it's to
help benefit TNT, which has the next five races.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Right good, I'm in buddy, awesome, awesome, and you know,
I expect a little something something when you catch them.
You got it. But and I could not find Prime.
I mean it didn't dawn on me until I check
every channel on the TV. You know, But I was
talking about their finis do how did that experiment go
just where you had to stream the races?
Speaker 10 (51:30):
Well, there's two parts of it.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, it was there, number down.
Speaker 23 (51:33):
Yes, it's always down when you switch to a streaming service.
But it wasn't down as much as when the NFL
switched their Thursday night football to Amazon.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
So they were encouraged by that.
Speaker 23 (51:46):
I will say this, the the Amazon Prime broadcast on
television was awesome.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
It was the crew was great doing it.
Speaker 23 (51:56):
They had an elongated post race show. If they decided
they wanted to go fifty laps at the end of
the race and not run a commercial, that's what they
did because they're a streaming service and they don't have
to have the amount of commercial time devoted that a
Fox or an NBC would.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
I think they should have made one of the races
free to stream so that it would have drawn more people.
They would have probably had a higher audience number and
picked up a bunch of subscribers.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Well, they kind of did, Randy.
Speaker 23 (52:26):
They had a deal starting right at coinciding with the
first race of the year, that you could sign up
and get thirty days free and you didn't have to
put in credit card information or any of the all,
which you know usually I recoil over those kind of
well here's your trial and then you forget and then
the bills started running. They made it really easy. You
(52:49):
didn't have to put your credit card in or anything,
just sign up and say I want this, and for
thirty days you had it. So if you wanted to
sample it. I'll give them credit. It was there and
their broadcast quality was extremely good.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
The basic same.
Speaker 23 (53:03):
People will be on the tn T broadcast the tart
Earn Hart and Adam Alexander.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
In the booth, all right, t until he takes over
in Atlanta. Who you looking at this weekend, Doug? Well,
this is such as we like to say, it is
a wild card breaks. You know, take take a dartboard
and throw at it.
Speaker 23 (53:22):
I don't know why my eye keeps going to Josh
Berry that won at Vegas this year.
Speaker 10 (53:28):
He always has a fast car.
Speaker 23 (53:30):
I think he could be a little bit of a
long shot player down there this weekend. And the way
it's been going.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Chris Busher is really fast these days.
Speaker 7 (53:40):
He's the number three seed in this tournament.
Speaker 23 (53:43):
So I like Chris Busher right now and Josh Berry
this weekend and in the toyotas.
Speaker 10 (53:49):
I pretty much always am.
Speaker 7 (53:51):
Gonna gravitate to Denny Hamlin.
Speaker 23 (53:52):
I just think that guy's in a groove right now.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
All right, you the man, Doug, Thank you, buddy, have
a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 23 (54:00):
Anks alot, guys, appreciate you, all right, my boy, you
follow dog on ex Twitter.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
What is it now? Is it is back to twitters? No,
it's ex okay eggs all Riceman sixty one. All right, well,
let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred. Big show.
You told free Line got a contestant. Play next
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning you may hear
the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Good morning? Cognooloo up an out of Well look now,
but there's some guy who looks like an old Sergey wargie.
You're another Yeah, what do you think he thinks he
used to getting up early in the military.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He ain't been in the military for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Way, you gotta use into the civilian life, you know.
Let me do a place up for you. All right,
well we'll hold over. That is all right there? Right
quick National days if you choose to celebrate National bar
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all here? Yep? How about that National bomb pop? Is
the red, white and blue popsicles? Oh yeah? Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
One?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Is it shaped like a rocket on the end. You
couldn't put in your mouth in run.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We'll July fourth celebrate there you go, National Chocolate Pudding Day,
where putting National Beauticians Day. We will celebrate that later
with a lot of wonderful beauticians listening to the Big Show.
And then National Coconut Day, as in the con that
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grow on trees. If you're lucky enough you get a coconut,
if you just set it down and let it go,
it'll grow a tree out of the coconut. I don't
know if it happens every time, but you know that
fish and spot we just go. In Costa Rica, we
had Politus, my buddy chrisy. I got the coconut, just
set it there, and then the next year a tree
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was growing out up. Well, I like that. So if
you find a.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Coconut and they're laughing at him, all right there, Well
three days in history we got saved up the weird categories,
we'll get the winning beginning.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
We all are awake, Big shows on the radio, Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. John Boum billing the gang
and hold a gang back together again. Here we throw
Sergey Wargie in there. Oh, don't tell him come in
the door. More than there fascinating wargie. How you doing there? Water?
They're good, buddy, you look good.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Thanks, it's been it's been a hot minute since we've
seen each other.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's been a while. How long have you been out
of the service of twenty? Over and over?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Twenty I thought, I thought, I now did it twenty five?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, I know it's just cadging up here. You're and
your beautiful wife, by the way, Yes.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
My lovely wife Dorothy keeps me along the creaky shoes
together and coming on this side of the day.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But so I live alone. I know he has changed
one bit. So sorry. She said, you're head of the
Seymour Johnson So what are you doing now? I know
you're doing some private stuff right.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Well, no, I actually work for L three Harris Communications
nineteen years.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Now doing that L three Harris.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
It used to be Harris and then they merged with
L three and now we're EL three Harrison Communication company.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
They do like two ways military. I knew what something
to do.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I've been working for the Air Force sales team since
twenty seventeen now, so wow.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
And that's so.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I just went around training the Air Force guys on
tactical radios and i've been. I decided to drive and
take Drothy with me because I've been to Albuquerque, Tucson,
New Mexico, Long Island, Scott Air Force Base, and uh Shiloh,
Illinois the last week after.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Week after week.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I'm like, I'm driving the next trip.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
To go good. So you settle down. I'm glad you
come through, Charlotte. We get that.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I had to stop. It was awesome, God asked you.
It's timing. Man, what about the deal put together leaving
Missouri with those who be fifty twos and then like
faked them out on that and went over what that
great old thing going?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Oh man, you could pull it off better.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's something that's the Air Force is awesome work, awesome work. Yeah,
we'll good. Well, we'll hang out here, let's go. We
got to get the winning begin in here, and I'll
do push up a little bit later because I'm still up,
says trying to keep in shape.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Dorothy, you'll want to leave for that.
Speaker 11 (05:18):
We all want to leave.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
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thing was eighteen thirty June the twenty six England's fattest King,
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George the Fourth died. It might have been during breakfast.
Breakfast usually included two pigeons, three beef steaks, a bottle
of wine, a glass of champagne, two glasses of port
wine and finish it off with a glass of brandy.
Who He suffered from being fat, no galloped, blindness from cataracts,
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and towards the end of his life became mentally unstable.
He passed away there in Windsor Castle, probably not moving around.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
A whole lot.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And the most memorable photo of him was the painting
Hith holding a turkey leg.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
That's him, Yeah, with a turkey leg. Move up to
twenty nineteen, more than five thousand smuggled turtles were discovered
in luggage at Kuala Lumpur Airport, Malaysia. They were bound
for India and finally, twenty twenty four, European Space Agency
created Lego space bricks by three D printing Lego out
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of meteorite dust. This was part of a project to
learn how to build a base on the Moon. Sure
it was. I never have understood that three D.
Speaker 12 (07:14):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh hey, I I ain't got a prayer for me
to understand what's going on with that.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I have three of those three D printers at home.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You really? Yeah, we press something, Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, we make a lot of parks with them that
you can't buy anymore.
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Okay, Well, let's see we'll do that later. We'll get
some rest for you. Take that on. He was in
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twenty six. Our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box,
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This should it be a lot of fun in your
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And guest, time you have the best time. You have
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Good morning, Leslie.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
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Five seconds. Three things on a breakfast menu ready, go bacon,
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turtles ready gore palm.
Speaker 14 (09:43):
Them a lake.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I like turtles and for the win. Three building type
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Log That's what the lego.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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I appreciate it. Got it buddy, hang on, I like turtles.
Here's my boy. I appreciate fine dim fin. How many
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That's a big showing the radio roaded to your Thursday.
Our feature track for the Big Show, bit Box, Will
you John Bowen be the summer album for that? Brad,
We got an entry into the diary of Gary Busey,
the Bucy Family Reunion. You were family reunion, he says,
great place to meet chicks. See how that works for him?
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And he's back with us again today. Pretty sure he's
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The only time I'll ever turn down that offer is
if the warden is saying, don't need no malarkey from
old mister Sparkle.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yes, all right, colonel, what you got for us?
Speaker 11 (13:38):
Well, with the warm weather upon us, folks are getting
out and enjoying some time on the water, unless, of course,
someone throws a monkey wrench in the works. And that's
kind of my inspiration for something that happened just last weekend.
I call it the Big Fat Bullard County raft Race.
He goes a little like this.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
In Old County.
Speaker 11 (14:00):
There's a long time tradition that folks look forward to
as the season's transition. They gather on the pod Ankle
River's shore for the big raft race that the locals adore.
It's a three mile trek down the Hogweller's dock. It's
who finishes first. No one watches the clock. But this
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a year would be different in a great big way.
And who to thunk that some fat guys would save
the day. Now the rafts are delivered the night before,
lined up in a row on that pebbly shore. But
the beavers paid a visit, and that ain't good. The
morning sun revealed but a few scraps of wood. The
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town's spirits sunk like the Bye God Titanic.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
What the hell do we do?
Speaker 10 (14:48):
They screamed in a paddy.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
But Jasper Farnham had a thought, some folks called daft,
what if they just used human style rafts? See, the
big 's Brotherhood was partying nearby, a passel of four
and five hundred pound guys. Now smooth talking Jasper gave
him the word, and all those bell beefers they liked
what they heard. Each tub of guts would get in
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the river and float while a feller would ride him
like a big fleshy boat.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Now there'd be no pay. But what sealed the deal.
Speaker 11 (15:21):
They invited those hosses to the after race meal. So
they got in the water, and the starter flag waved,
and all those paddlers give all that They gave all
except Jasper Farnham, who just barely rowed. The others laughed,
but they didn't know what he knowed. See, Jasper been
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watching those big fellas feeding. He saw one fella chowing
down on just what was needing, deviled eggs, cucumber salad
and homemade big beans, the sort of food that ruins
a good pair of jees. He was watching the other
way on up ahead, but knew he didn't have nothing
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to dread. Then he fell to rumble below him. It
shook his hind end, signaling the fireworks was about to begin.
Swee frat pooped, the water done roiled, bubbles broke the
surface like the river was boiled. That fat pimply raft
took off like a shot, propelled by a long blast
(16:24):
of farts, went and hot jaspers shot past them stragglers,
and then past the leaders. They shore down the cattails
like pudgy wheat eaters crossed the finish line and just
in time, his gas tank was empty. But they won,
and that's fine. The folks cheered and laughed. What a lark,
they all said. Too bad that so many of them
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folks wound up dead. It would have been a great day.
But there's always a catch. And I guess we'll never
know who was the one who lit the match.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah you like that one, John Way, Good morning. There's
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Helly you li Lindsay premise here and when I'm on
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John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny.
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your Thursday, June of twenty six. All right, tomorrow I'll
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Speaker 15 (18:56):
Here.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
We are speaking of weddings and bliss and happiness. We're
running out out of the month of June without married
man renewing this house. Well, we gotta take care of
that in just a second. First, tell you what you
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Speaker 13 (19:35):
In minutes, my remand my redman drives arounding on minivan.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
My end has no sing wife will let him do
what the she says. It's up out timing groove. Wherever
there's a screw, you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 19 (19:59):
Last time I'm married mine and his wife, Honey Bunny,
we're about to renew their wedding vows. Just before the ceremony,
College buddy got to say hi to Honey Bunny's mom.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
No, ma'am, I'm still on the test. How old am I?
I'm forty two? Abnormal?
Speaker 14 (20:16):
No, ma'am, I wouldn't call it abnormal exactly. I just
haven't met the right girl yet. Usually if a man
getting married by my age.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
People start to talk.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
And Honey Bunny's dad forty two, No, sir, I haven't
gotten married yet.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
No.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
Actually, I don't see any Broadway shows. Don't listen to
show tunes much either. You tell a guy who's never
been married, Mike like Broadway show Tess. Because the guy
gets to my en isn't married, People starting to think
he's gay.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No, sir, I'm not gay. He also met Reverend Mooney. Hi,
and before you ask, I'm not gay. Really well. Congratulations gentlemen.
Speaker 19 (21:01):
Shall we and soul, married man and college body stand
at the podium with Reverend Money as the ceremony begins.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Here she comes, big guy, who Ei, there's still time
to make a run for it?
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Or run for it?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Why would I do that? That was a joke, you idiot.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
Oh excuse me, son, Could you and your unashamedly heterosexual
friend here kindly refrain from whispering to each other like
a couple of gossipy old women. Oh sorry, If it's
okay with you, I'd like to start the ceremony now,
Sure ahead, dearly beloved, We are gathered here to celebrate
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the love of a married man and his wife. Twenty
years ago they stood before God and many of these
same witnesses and pledged their undying love, And today they
are here to renew that love. Who giveth this woman
to be pledged anew to her beloved.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Bernard? I believe you have something you'd like to say.
Oh yes, thank you, Reverend.
Speaker 17 (22:02):
Well, honey, Bunny, you know we've had our ups and
downs over the years, but today I feel just like
the day we got married. And with that in mind,
I like to read something that I wrote for our
first wedding day. I think it sums up my feelings
as well as it did twenty years ago. Here it is, Honey, Bunny.
I promise to make every day we spend together a
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groovy love in will stick together through the years, just
like Sonny and Cher. And when the moon is in
the seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars, will march
into the dawn of the Age of Aquarius. H You know,
I think I'll just skip this section on Cambodia here.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Let's see.
Speaker 17 (22:47):
Oh, I promise not to lay in any head trips
on you, because the last thing I want to do
is to bum you out in the timeless words of
the song that we fell in love to in A
Gotta da Vida. Baby, don't you know that I love you?
(23:07):
You know, on second thought, maybe this isn't quite as
timeless as I remember it. Anyway, what I want to
say is I love you. Thanks for putting up with
me for twenty years, and here's hoping the next twenty
will be even more wonderful because we're not getting older,
We're getting better. You know, in our lives we travel
many roads. Excuse me, son, are we getting close here?
(23:29):
I have a tea time at three thirds. Oh yeah, Reverend,
I guess that was about it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
God.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Then, by the power of essendent me, I now repronounce
you man and wife.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You may rekiss your brides. Congratulations, big guy. Thanks Spal. Listen,
I really need to go. Now you need to go.
Speaker 17 (23:50):
You're going to miss the reception. That's the best part.
We got the DJ to spend the classic rock tunes. Hey,
all the light beer you can drink.
Speaker 20 (23:56):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
See that sounds great And.
Speaker 14 (23:59):
I hate the run, but I'm afraid some of your
in laws might talk to me like maybe, honey, buddies,
crazy sister.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Athena, how are you, Sweedie? Glad you were able to
make it was your flight? Okay?
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Good? Hey you remember college buddy, high Athena. It's good
to see you.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
What's that Maybe after the ceremony, I could take you
out and show you the hotspots around town. See, I
don't think that'd be such a good idea. Why well,
I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm gay,
and so I'll hear all.
Speaker 19 (24:35):
Married man finds himself more married than ever before, and
as college buddy tries to quickly slink off into the sunset.
We invite you to join us again.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Next time.
Speaker 19 (24:44):
I'm all spink tightening adventure. Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Look, you don't find the married mine?
Speaker 18 (24:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
You gotta love that happening to somebody else. Go marry man. Well,
let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question. We found
out until the nineteen sixty eight ruling made it illegal,
women working in this service industry could be fired if
they got married, gained weight, or when they turned thirty two?
Speaker 21 (25:17):
What's an airline stewardess?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Got a strict back? There a tough job. Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. After cops figured out the criminals were training
these highly intelligent animals to commit crimes on their behalf,
us lawmakers made it illegal to own one.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
Oh what are monkeys?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
God?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You never jointed the mugging that can hold stuff? What
you all got one? Eight hundred? Big show you told
free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning,
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He went to a family reunion recently and didn't talk
to a single person. Now he didn't know whose family
it was, but sitting there mac and cheese was awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Please, John Boy, that's a hat of Russ out of
Matthew's North Carolina's at you Russ, Hey, John Boys, Rush, Hello, Boddy,
welcome man. Okay, you got first shot at John Boyjeopardy
this morning. So After cops figured out the criminals were
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training these highly intelligent animals to commit crimes, US lawmakers
made it illegal to own one. What are we looking for, Russ? Oh,
I'd say a rangating but I don't know. Well, there
was all about the monkeys. They're the big redheaded monkeys, right, yeah, like.
Speaker 12 (28:05):
Left turn plike.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well let's see, oh rang a tang, says I don't know, man,
how that would work out. But they're pretty smart though.
Oh yeah, you got that all right, don't do me
hot them. Well, we'll get the right answers. We'll keep going.
But ruts, thank you for playing with us, buddy, you
have a great day. Yeah, man, thank you. All right. Man,
(28:27):
let's go to Rolland in Harrisonburg, Virginia. Good morning, Rolling,
Hey boy, how you doing? Man? We are just awesome
men here and you're up buddy, all right, the way
of the monkeys. Don't think about a rang of tangs.
What are you thinking about the highly intelligent animals we're
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looking for? Rolling? Ye know, I'm thinking crows. Uh just
popped in my head. I believe we're craze. Okay, well
let's see. Is it crows?
Speaker 12 (29:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Man, this is pretty wild y'all. Study show crows intelligence
is on par with a seven year old child. They
use tools, recognized faces, plan for the future, and even
hold grudges, so we'll look for you. I will kill you.
(29:30):
Unless they went to bad guys train crows. They trained
them to hang out at ATMs so they could snatch
money as it's wow, or grab cash as it's handed
to a street vendor, and even to grab jewelry from
inside store displayed window. Wow, I need a crust. It's illegal.
Speaker 12 (29:56):
Just some stuff?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
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way you walk a Doodles Hair Salon.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
That good morning. It's a make showing the radio about
(35:54):
twenty minutes away from on Track with dog.
Speaker 16 (35:57):
Rice for the first time there last weekend on the
Pogan Old Mountains.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Celebrate with a nineteen car and then we'll get you
ready for Atlanta. They're off the prime streaming viewing by
on TMT Sports for this weekend plugging lay it all
out forts twenty minutes away. You are ready, stay right
where you are and turn the microphone on out front
(36:28):
in line at the DMV.
Speaker 11 (36:31):
And I really kind of had to pee, but the
jack Cash in front of me was whinding pout his pronouns.
I'm a man, it's only say, But the clerk wasn't
gonna play his Adams Apple gave him away regardless.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Of his pronoun We can't all tell the boys from.
Speaker 11 (36:59):
The girls, but you live in your own weirdo world.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Grow up and get live.
Speaker 11 (37:11):
Oh hello, Babs, it has been, as they say, a while,
but I bet it hasn't been a while for you.
If you catch my innuendo no no, no, no innuendo
not in your endo, I can tell where your mind
is at today. So what's on the agenda? Are we
pranking the snack girl, coaching Jackie on her eybonics, replacing
(37:34):
John Boy's clothes down one size every day for the
next week to keep telling me it's fat?
Speaker 9 (37:40):
No?
Speaker 10 (37:42):
Then what prithy are we endeavoring? What's that? You don't
you don't speak Latin? Okay, what are we doing? Finding
John Boy a new pet? Ah?
Speaker 22 (37:54):
Now to clarify, when you say pet, do you mean animal?
Or another member of the tag. I mean they can
be both.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
Let's be honest. Look at Joe Butler. He's a flee
collar away from riding in the car with his head
out doing though. Oh an actual pet pet. Okay, well
hold that thought. And while why do you put your
hands on either side of your head?
Speaker 10 (38:20):
You're holding that thought?
Speaker 11 (38:23):
Okay, Well before we exercise our thinking, lads, why don't
you go make your bladder flatter?
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Okay?
Speaker 22 (38:30):
And off she goes wrong way? Nope, Warmer, warmer, warmer. No,
that doesn't mean go to the kitchen. Tip to the
left and slides slide. That's a file cabinet. Nice, try
though straight straight. I know it's only been two years,
(38:51):
but you'll get the hang of it.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
And she's gone sod.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Potty.
Speaker 10 (39:00):
Time with Babs is always an adventure.
Speaker 11 (39:02):
Once she saw a sign that said go blue, and
she came back sobbing because she could only go yellow.
Speaker 17 (39:11):
Just in time.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
Jump boy, baby, big shop pelf speaking, I'm gonna help you.
Oh hello, ass.
Speaker 12 (39:24):
Nerd.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
What do you want?
Speaker 22 (39:27):
Oh, you have some new material? Great, take that material,
sew a new outfit and bury yourself in it. Meow,
that's more like it.
Speaker 10 (39:38):
John boy Billy Big Shops speaking. I'ma help you. Oh, Marcel,
I didn't expect you back so soon. How was your
How was your What were you doing again?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (39:48):
Yes, the no Kings protest in New York. Why on
earth would you go to that? Oh you thought they
said no queens? Well thanks for trying on half of
the tea.
Speaker 22 (40:01):
Oh nothing, just waiting for Babzilla to find her way
back from the crap war. We're trying to find a
new pet for John Boy. Oh no, no, we have
some ideas. We thought about an alligator. I mean that
gives him something to play with in the pond. Maybe
a bear that might be fun. He fancies himself a
Grizzly Adams type. I don't have the heart to tell
(40:22):
him he's more of a fester Adams. We considered a snake,
but he already has to deal with corporate so much
so that it seemed a bit redundant.
Speaker 10 (40:31):
What's that now? That is true?
Speaker 11 (40:33):
A monkey would be sort of a fun addition, especially
one that can hold stuff, which apparently is a priority.
Speaker 10 (40:40):
For some reason.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
But see, with a monkey, you have to worry about
them eating your face. And he is kind of partial
to his I know that is sad. Well, we always
have the fallback of a parrot.
Speaker 22 (40:53):
It would serve him right to have to hear a
bird screaming oh wow every damn day. Then he'd know
how we feel. Oh hold on, here comes Barbarella. I'll
be home Shorley and oh Marcel dust.
Speaker 10 (41:08):
Whoa, whoa, whoa? Slow down, cow girl. What's the trouble?
Double bubble?
Speaker 22 (41:14):
The chubby account guy with a two pay is trying
to steal honey buns out of the vending machine that
fell on him.
Speaker 10 (41:20):
Well, don't just stand there down nine one one.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
You can't. What do you mean you can't?
Speaker 10 (41:26):
Your phone doesn't have an eleven? Oh my head.
Speaker 22 (41:32):
Let's let chubby two pey guy find help elsewhere. Get
the BC powders to the Mini Cooper, carry on straight.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 10 (41:47):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The suge belly up.
Speaker 11 (41:50):
There's full differywhere fling through theirs and bulls and hands,
people eat them with their fingers, their feet, of the
people's feet.
Speaker 10 (41:57):
Its unbelievable. With the spring, get the imagine.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
Ribs and chickens and biscuits, and whole pigs and a
great big sticky.
Speaker 10 (42:04):
That's what it's like at the junk Boy of Bully Pig.
Sure it's a buffet from stop to finish. There should
be a cover charge.
Speaker 11 (42:09):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for you fat. It like cleaning bill.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Oh my head, you can eat that. Good morning, there's
(42:49):
a big showing the radio, shut brains, some good times
and old friends this morning. These large are congratulations on
your marriage lasting longer than all your other man was
just combine. We're gonna do the math on that a
little bit later. Wow, Sergey war do you remember it
was nineteen years ago I called him a quitter. That's
when I retired.
Speaker 10 (43:08):
That was twenty three years ago. I've made nineteen years
with this with this company.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah, I haven't quit your communications company with the US airport, right,
But Familia, I'm you're still. I'm serving our countries still,
Sergy Wargie.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
So what brings in?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Were you just getting too much respect? I needed a
little abuse. That's one of the many nicknames I love.
That's one that's dear to my heart. You know, you
know you named g Wargen and.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
Yeah, you say it like it's like it's their real name.
Speaker 9 (43:39):
I was.
Speaker 21 (43:40):
I was, they've known you longer than that, because I
was working the front desk and that was thirty years ago,
thirty two years ago, and I was tasked with getting
in touch with you. So I had to call the
base and I was given your number and IM and
I and he's like all right. I was like, yeah,
I mean I speak to.
Speaker 10 (43:58):
SERGEI Warges.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
You realize that that's the only way you. I was
like the moment, everybody here.
Speaker 10 (44:07):
Do I was my sergery not picking up the phone.
Speaker 21 (44:10):
It was somebody else and there like here.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
We have a lot of serge Did you please have
sergeye as Tatters telling the story, I looked at him
and saying, what is your name? I long have I
been around?
Speaker 5 (44:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (44:31):
It's Gary Parks. I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Throw a nickname on you. Man was at you because
you were working.
Speaker 9 (44:41):
No.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I came up with Killer Bees.
Speaker 10 (44:42):
I gave him a ride ups that Killer was hit.
Speaker 21 (44:51):
Radio somehow, and then I just and.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Then I worked at the Fox one or two at
the time, part time on the weekends and ran the
best of you know that's right.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, I knew and something you know, you you would
bring some some soldiers with us, you know, up on
up till the studio at Domes. I love that story.
You had to prep them before you came in the
studios because they respected him.
Speaker 10 (45:16):
Well, yeah, because I was giving him a ride up here.
Speaker 6 (45:19):
But uh yeah, I brought uh. I brought Tim Stamy
Rock Davis and told him out up here. They had
just came back from Afghanistan. And I told him, my citizen,
you knew what you can say and what you can't say.
They're gonna ask you questions, I said, but whatever, don't
worry because whatever you say to them, they're gonna turn
around and just make a joke of me. Don't don't
be alarmed, don't get all like, you know.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
Don't be weird out by it.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Don't go over and chest bump in.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
And they So you guys were talking and telling stories
and everything else, and that was when Billy said, he goes.
The only thing Sergies never fought was traffic going into Bristol.
And everybody laughed. And that was one of the many
I can't remember. So now we leave here and we're
driving out to Hendrick Motorsports. They do a tour there
and uh, they're like, man, they really get on you,
(46:09):
don't they. It's all part of the show. That's probably
one of the reasons why they allowed me to come
in the studio because I take it, you know, I've
missed a good sport about it.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
You know, somebody well hit it off with and here
how about that lifelong friendship?
Speaker 9 (46:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (46:24):
Man, it's just like the early like ninety ww like yeah,
because I remember you used to come down and do
promotions in Columbia and we used to all go out
and make sure, you know, you guys had a good time,
and so we would take you guys around the town.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
All right, Well, y'all, you might be running into Sergy
Wargie here for the same More Air Force Base. You're
just taking his wife with them on this working trip
working with communications for the airports. You gonna get you
all some good stuff.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Going on to Seymour Johnson.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Timore Johnson is where you go? Man, Oh, Tomorow All right, well,
let's get back to it here. We got Doug Rice
standing by, get him on the line. Doug Rice coming
up in minutes. Big show rolls on. Good Morning, Big
Show's on the radio. Coming up, we played Beating the
Blonde for in a sort of the small batch hand
cooked peanuts from bird Tee County Peanuts, a Southern tradition
(47:13):
for over one hundred years. Click on the link find
out about him at the Big Show dot com. Right now,
as we do every Thursday, about this time, we catch
up with Doug Rice and here we are again. Good
morning Doug, Good morning Johnny.
Speaker 7 (47:26):
Good to be on with him chatting a little NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Thank you so much, Buddy. Well, Chase Briscoe. That's another
first time winner this year, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 23 (47:36):
They raced up at Pocono and the tricky Triangle and
Chase was really the dominant player throughout the day. He
led the bulk of the lapse. I think he led
seventy two laps out of two hundred, and in the
end it came down really close because they didn't quite
get enough fuel in the car. But he did a
great job of saving fuel over the last run and
(47:57):
had about a lap to the good when he got
to the end of the race and was able to
hold off Denny Hamlin and get his first w of
the year. We've had some fresh winners lately, starting with
chast Hame back in the six hundred, so we're starting
to add to that total of winners. I didn't think
we would get to where we are right now. We've
got eleven different winners this season.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Wow. That was exciting finish of that race because I
didn't think he was gonna make it on fuel and
Doug and they were talking about the engineers and stuff,
how close can they come and was he able to
save enough or were they just like not showing their
whole hand.
Speaker 23 (48:35):
And he was able to save enough At that track
with this car, being the leader gives you such huge
options because it's very hard to pass in the air
behind him, and he was literally able to throttle down
on the last lapse just save a little bit of gas,
and even doing that, not being full throttle, Denny Hamlin
(48:58):
couldn't do enough to pass it. So the advantage to
the leader at Pocono is tremendous. They pulled it off,
and good for them because now they don't have to worry,
you know, about the rest of the regular season.
Speaker 7 (49:09):
They're in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's it. And Denny hamlin osager just continues to amaze.
Like I said, man almost around Chase down and he's
third in the standings.
Speaker 23 (49:20):
Rug now he's third in the standings, looking really solid.
He's got three wins this season and for a forty
four year old race car driver, he is doing really well.
And he is the number one seed in the newly
commissioned in season tournament that starts this weekend in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Man, all right, now, how does that work? What we
got going?
Speaker 8 (49:44):
Well?
Speaker 23 (49:45):
This actually was an idea perpetrated by Denny Hamlin a
couple of years ago. He said, we need something to
engage the fans that is code for.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
People to bet on.
Speaker 23 (49:55):
So they have taken the last three race and the
best finishers out of those three races combined are seated,
just like in the NCAA.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
One through thirty two.
Speaker 23 (50:08):
So the number one seed based on the last three
races is Denny Hamlin. He is matched up against Ty
Dillon and in Atlanta, whichever one of those finishes the
best advances on at the end of five races, who's
ever left. It's kind of a knockout round. There'll be
two drivers left at the end of five races. When
(50:29):
they go up to Indy. That driver wins a million bucks.
There's also a fan element of this. If you like
to do March Madness and fill out brackets, you can
go online just Google in NASCAR tournament. You can find
it everywhere and you can sign up and play along
and some fan if they get this perfect, somebody will
(50:51):
they win a million box. So it's kind of a
cool deal. It has nothing to do with anything. This
doesn't affect the championships. Points are nothing. It's purely an
inn season hook, and I think part of it's to
help benefit TNT, which has the next five races.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Right good, I'm in buddy, awesome, awesome, and you know,
I expect a little something something when you catch them.
You got it. But and I could not find Prime.
I mean it didn't dawn on me until I check
every channel on the TV. You know, But I was
talking about their finis do how did that experiment go
just where you had to stream the races?
Speaker 10 (51:30):
Well, there's two parts of it.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, it was there, number down.
Speaker 23 (51:33):
Yes, it's always down when you switch to a streaming service.
But it wasn't down as much as when the NFL
switched their Thursday night football to Amazon.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
So they were encouraged by that.
Speaker 23 (51:46):
I will say this, the the Amazon Prime broadcast on
television was awesome.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
It was the crew was great doing it.
Speaker 23 (51:56):
They had an elongated post race show. If they decided
they wanted to go fifty laps at the end of
the race and not run a commercial, that's what they
did because they're a streaming service and they don't have
to have the amount of commercial time devoted that a
Fox or an NBC would.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
I think they should have made one of the races
free to stream so that it would have drawn more people.
They would have probably had a higher audience number and
picked up a bunch of subscribers.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Well, they kind of did, Randy.
Speaker 23 (52:26):
They had a deal starting right at coinciding with the
first race of the year, that you could sign up
and get thirty days free and you didn't have to
put in credit card information or any of the all,
which you know usually I recoil over those kind of
well here's your trial and then you forget and then
the bills started running. They made it really easy. You
(52:49):
didn't have to put your credit card in or anything,
just sign up and say I want this, and for
thirty days you had it. So if you wanted to
sample it. I'll give them credit. It was there and
their broadcast quality was extremely good.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
The basic same.
Speaker 23 (53:03):
People will be on the tn T broadcast the tart
Earn Hart and Adam Alexander.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
In the booth, all right, t until he takes over
in Atlanta. Who you looking at this weekend, Doug? Well,
this is such as we like to say, it is
a wild card breaks. You know, take take a dartboard
and throw at it.
Speaker 23 (53:22):
I don't know why my eye keeps going to Josh
Berry that won at Vegas this year.
Speaker 10 (53:28):
He always has a fast car.
Speaker 23 (53:30):
I think he could be a little bit of a
long shot player down there this weekend. And the way
it's been going.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Chris Busher is really fast these days.
Speaker 7 (53:40):
He's the number three seed in this tournament.
Speaker 23 (53:43):
So I like Chris Busher right now and Josh Berry
this weekend and in the toyotas.
Speaker 10 (53:49):
I pretty much always am.
Speaker 7 (53:51):
Gonna gravitate to Denny Hamlin.
Speaker 23 (53:52):
I just think that guy's in a groove right now.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
All right, you the man, Doug, Thank you, buddy, have
a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 23 (54:00):
Anks alot, guys, appreciate you, all right, my boy, you
follow dog on ex Twitter.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
What is it now? Is it is back to twitters? No,
it's ex okay eggs all Riceman sixty one. All right, well,
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