July 11, 2025 • 33 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marty cleaned out his files and found a stack of leftover Bill Clinton jokes.. - Thomas Edison was a big fat liar - as were many “famous” inventors.. - A listener writes in to share his own discovery - bullets make terrible car fuses.. - Myrtle Butthead stars in today’s Playhouse with “Myrtle’s Math Melee”.. - John Boy shares a list of Consumer Warnings.. - We give Mayberry Trivia another shot.. - We fill a request for Hoyt.. - and we’ll wrap up with the bottom of the barrel letters from listeners…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I never forget the first time I met Jon Boy
and Billy. Jon Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in
a little towel, lean making sound kindly like a cat.
Weren't no bigger than a squirrel. Yon Boy wanted me
to bury him out back under that rock, but he
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kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order
let him go, and he crawled off summers. John Boy,
don't carry him.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Around in a towel no more. Got a little basket
for him, Little Feller, Little Feller, Good morning, A big
(01:19):
show is on your radio, live from Studio A from Charlotte,
North Carolina. The Hub of NASCAR was up racing twenty
minutes from the NASCAR Research Facility. I've been testing out
the roof escape patch, just kind of where you push
the button and you shoot up in the air and.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Do that whole liveline again. I'm ready now do the liveline.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We're live one nah ball, all right as we are?
Good morning? Is this is this a take? Good morning?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Did never told about it?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Really? You know, tell it how to get up early.
But I don't need to get here till like fifteen
minutes le after it starts on time. All right, let's
try again without the reference to you sleeping later than
you already did. Good morning, the Big Show was on
the radio. Thanks to for the gentleman. Jack was it Ravens?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
The Boss has mentioned no more of that liquor stuff,
So okay.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
O guess right, hey, block and give me a biggin
rac All right, let's go back without the racial and
go Good morning, the Big Show on the radio live
for this twenty minutes from NASCAR's research facility. We've been
testing out the hood escape flaws.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Let's try it again. You sound like an idiot.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Good morning, A Big Show is on your radio, live
from studio.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
A perfect Now hit the button.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, your first chance to win on Albersts coming up
in minutes. Good morning, A Big Show is on the radio.
Here you go with three days in history and compromise
our three categories of this outburst game. We're getting ready
to play. July eleventh, nineteen sixty four, The first sevent
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eleven store open for business. Y'all remember the first seven
eleven store you ever saw? Yes, that's one of them
deals you do do down there by Greenway Park and
Graham North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
My first slurpiece.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah. Yeah, they sucker to kids on in there with
the slurpers. Day Oh yeah, it was the happy meal
of it to day. Yeah. The convenience store chain was
the first to answer to the demand for extended hours
for customers. Stores were open from seven to eleven get it, yep,
I didn't move up to nineteen seventy one. The US
Department of Agriculture. It was allocated nineteen thousand, five hundred
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and twenty dollars to determine if a woman's place was
in the home. Boy, that's government study. But that's a
deal back in less than twenty grand. Nor results were
deemed in conclusive. So yeah, another waste of money, Lisa.
It was only like little under twenty grand nineteen thousand,
five hundred and twenty dollars. That is pretty cheap, even
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as dumb as.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
The question was.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, so I've got I've got enough twenty oh old idiots.
Let us move up to nineteen seventy nine. The eighty
two ton skylab fell from the sky, just centigrating into
a shower of pieces that landed over Australia and the
Indian Ocean. The chances of anyone being hit by Skylab.
We're about one in one hundred and thirty two. One Brazraelian.
(04:43):
Brazilian mother was so fascinated with Skylab she actually named
her newborn baby Marcos Skylab Galisa, Thanks mom. All right,
well there you go. There's that three categories. We've done
our job. We put him out there. Now it looks
like well a lot of you want to play. Jackie
will be in charge of in other lines, getting the
correct caller. You know, we usually hang in there with
call her number nine one hundred, big show call up.
(05:06):
Maybe we'll play out Burst with you next. Good morning,
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the big shows on the radio. Let's get on the
first chance again Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game
that anyone can win. John Boys, Billy, give.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
The prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of funks when you're playing outors. Have them reup
and guest time you love the best time you love
a big shots. Let's say, hey, the girl from Eclectic
al Up, Lamo we.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Shots.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
That's the new state slogan, Eclectic Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That look good on license plugs.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What about your Garrett, your little town of Eclectic. Good morning, sir,
how you doing it? Good morning? Doing good? You got
some characters live there with you?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yes, for quite a few.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Sounds like it. I like to be placed. I'm eclectic.
Sound like you know it's got to a small route,
but you can't get in right or if you do, you
want to get out, you know, kind of like the
oteration for I got groups like what you say about
nineteen forty nine population eleven hundred and forty oh wout
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eleven fifty one of them own.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Are the.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Uh yeah, yeah, we colecticans, eclecticons, lectatore using good words, yeah,
just kind of making them up.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, And that's all I have for the week.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Did you alright? Garby, let's jump in here and see
if you can win this prize package. Man you ready, yes, sir?
In five seconds? Three things you find it a convenience store,
ready to go, twenty fine.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Freezing and potato.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Freezy fun I want to freezey oh right, that's the
off brand of slurpya. Yeah, Gary, Now we need to
see three places you see women working, ready go.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Office mall and convenience stores. Now have a place now,
ye Gary, for the wind. Three things in space. Ready go, Sorry, plight,
(08:12):
we'll get congratulations. Buddy, was sending you to John one
Billy Grilling kid. That's eighteen piece barbecue tool set. We'll
give it John one Billy apron grilling sauce and more
that comes with that from Springs with a y dot com.
All right, buddy, Yes, sir, I appreciate it. All right,
thank y'all for what you do for the Armed Forces.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
First time caller, longtime listeners.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, glad you made it though, Grid Joe y'all.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning. Hey, it's to the Nature by Rick Flair.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
We're talking about the John.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Morn Billy Big Show. I say the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Hey, every morning they'd be styling and profiling.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
M h, good morning, A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
This uh should be funny. Marty. I'm ready to me
who did Marty?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
The big movie guy that works here.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It must be he was cleaning out his desk and
found some old Clinton material. I'm justured here.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Now that I know it's from Marty. I don't need
the drums. I need this.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Manufacturers and now today that they will be stocking America's
shells this week with Clinton Soup in honor of one
of the nation's most distinguished men. They consists primarily of
a Weenie and hot water. Dreisler Corporation is adding a
new car to his line honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter,
will begin production in Canada this year. Clin Clinton was
asked what he thought about foreign affairs. Here applied, I
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don't know. I've never had one. American Indians have nicknamed
Bill Clinton walking Eagle because he is so full of
crap he can't fly. Two, three, four.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Clinton lacked only three things, have become one of America's
finest leaders in techer, division and wisdom.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
There all right, quit in them with a common I'll know.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
He had it in his recent campaigning around a country
for numerous Democratic hopefuls, who said that Clinton was doing
the work of three men, Curly, Larry, and Moe. You know,
politicians and diapers have one thing in common. Both should
be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Make you.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Four hours a day. We have to fill up here.
(11:32):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, all
right here. It is what we've been waiting for.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Listen to this twenty verse century Fox presents the Summer's
ultimate thrill ride Airport two thousand and three.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Flight seven, Can anybody ever hear me?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Lucille de Pesto is the rookie flight attendant.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
We just ran into another plane the whole flight criuson word?
Can anybody tell me what to do?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Lipless is the rookie air traffic controller. Righter how hair hood?
How are you over? Hitting his wire? Hoard? Oh you
are ho heart? I'll haul you right hood hair Hain?
Why are you out at you over?
Speaker 9 (12:17):
I'm sorry I didn't count that.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Ye're out of you?
Speaker 9 (12:20):
How hard are you?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Halt of ground?
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Over?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
How hard are you out of?
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Ryout?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
The stars of Lipless and Seattle together again, depending of course,
on how you define the word together.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And you're all old Holliday gay over? You're all old hollow?
How long he is? Holl who no height?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
All away?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
What are you hell over?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Airport two thousand and three. Roger Reberts says this movie
has disaster written all over it.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Why you're are over? What you're ours?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Way?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
You are way? How hard than the hammer are going? Right?
Won't he won?
Speaker 9 (13:02):
There?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Our?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Oh is going alone?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Now are we're on?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
How we're on?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Will there eh? Going alone? Over?
Speaker 9 (13:18):
Who?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Over over our Airport? Pg. Thirteen opens Friday at theaters.
Speaker 12 (13:29):
You who part time receptionist, Bab's wrangler, and still a
side six fill the crack in here telling you that
no matter which way you swing, there's something for everyone
right here on the Big Show with John Boy and Billy.
I mean, as long as your expectations aren't too high,
and you don't mind that it's coated in grillin sauce.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
To the Mini Cooper.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Carry on straight, people, Good morning. The Big Show is
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on the radio Friday morning, July the eleven part of
the show where we look back on some famous people, inventors,
founding fathers.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Let's test you, okay, who invented the light bulb?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I mean Alfred Edison? You know that's the guy from
Mad magazine with no tooth in the press. No Tom
Thomas Thomas Edison Wrong. How come all this history stuff
we learned here, it always turns out to be they
just had good pr people they never check out as
actually true.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I call your attention to today's dating history.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
In eighteen Jane ninety two, the US Patent Office decided
that Joseph J. W. Swan, not Thomas Edison, was the
inventor of the electric light bulb. Paton had been granted
to Edison in eighteen seventy nine, but it was proving
the Swan had demonstrated the same carbon filament light bulb
in Newcastle at least ten months prior to Edison's announcement.
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In addition, Swana received a British patent in eighteen seventy
eight for the same bulb that Edison Patton did in
the US. In eighteen seventy nine, j W sued Edison and.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
One, don't you remember when you had the idea?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
What do you think that was above your head?
Speaker 8 (15:37):
That was my life bulb?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
So why does Edison get all the credit for the
invention of the later become no, a credit for the
invention of the light bulb? Very simple? It says here
he owned the power company, the one that would later
become General Electric. Here Edison set up a system to
distribute power in New York City. After all, what uses
a lot bob without electricity? In just ten years after since,
(16:02):
customer list grew from two hundred and three to more
than three million. About that man, So you think Edison
did it on purpose?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Oh absolutely, yeah, absolutely. I mean the patent office was
really hopping in. I mean everybody had something to go on.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Wonder is some kind of weirdness with the telephone too
with Alexander Graham Bell.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Sure it was, yeah, yeah, sure it was.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And uh we found an Abner double day did not
invent baseball? Right And Benjamin Franklin he gotta be lying
about something everything. Yeah, he got to me.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I find out before Benjamin Franklin had the printing press.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, there you go, I got documentation right here is it? Hey,
let's start something, uh some rumor about something cool that
I did. Ma's turpif hole was gonna buy that, mister,
We all hang out, John Boordjevity's gonna be played. The
winner will be made in minutes. Yeod Friday morning, everybody
(16:58):
got the big showing the radio tumpling to your weekend
right here and stay uh huh uh Myra Gale Brown
is having a birthday today. So does that? Do you
all know who of this? I do know who that is?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Jerry Lee Lewis is once thirteen year old cousin bride
man that was married a few times so you then too.
See that wasn't so uh so weird back then, though,
I mean, didn't girls used to get married real real young. Yeah,
but you didn't usually marry tussell.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Yeah, you didn't usually marry your cousin. I think that
was the media part of the story.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Well maybe how close a cousins. I bet most of
us our first kiss was with a cousin. No, sorry,
you've seen my relatives. You all must not have had
good looking cousins like No, I had, missus Graham. But
even if we had, it wouldn't have made any difference. Oh,
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we had strict parents, adult supervision. That's what we had.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
In a clean geane pool.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
There wasn't nothing you know about. It wouldn't doesn't stay anything.
Just old cousin kiss.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
I ain't going to marry nothing, all right, all right, no, toll,
Just you were.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Kissing one of your boy cousins.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Tell you, I won't get some pictures my cousins, y'all
look at them. Tell me you wouldn't kiss, all right.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I'll get you some pictures of my cousins. Tell me
your cousins, except for the cousins that are listening right now,
because you're my boy and girls you know.
Speaker 11 (18:40):
What I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
All right, fine, well y'all and theer jar Lee Lewis,
y'all can kiss my cousin one eight hundred big shows
you told free line we'll go. Do we get the winner?
We play John boyd Jepard next big shows already or
(19:20):
any said pick this bumper music. Say some of my
cousin to the family reunion. Bay.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
No, I know that. I know that some of your
cousins are listening.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Dude and bumpa calls. Tell you what you say. My
first yeah, grew up around around older women. I was
a fish face out country boy, rush out the weeds,
the woods. It's possible to be fresh out of the weeds.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Whatever you uh called rule America.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Boys, look at it already know more about it than
we walked through. All right, come on this, yes live.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
If I crossed on my rock ee.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Jumped, you know ju for they and I are host
that no driving knuckle dragon weed crupching cousin.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Kissing hee Hall. Look at Berbert himself, he is jump more.
Now all right, let's go to.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
The phone showing what I do with my thing the phone.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Thank you man.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Maybe you'll ask some of your cousin.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Mickey out agree or soth Carolina. Good morning, Mickey man.
What's going on all right? Don't you want to sing
that song to Mickey? Randy?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I don't have it? They purche. Oh, Micky, you so
fine by my mind, o Mickey.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh Mickey, Hey, Mickey, I hate to think. Would you
just rebenged about yourself? Oh Mickey, Meggy? Did you ever
kiss a cousin growing up?
Speaker 13 (21:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, I kissed for again?
Speaker 9 (21:05):
If I.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Damn that court system, Meggan, let's say we got any buddy,
talk about your tasty animals. You can serve something ever
for dinner from this food group every night for six
months and never repeat the same man ingredient twice.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
How about birds?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Have about birds? Oh? Not birds, but are a lot
of birds? You think about it?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Six months? Ad ever kissed a bird? Thanks for playing, buddy, Ip.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
We good days this weekend.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Now I'm gonna go to Oh are you man good? Yeah? Absolutely?
Maybe I meet you in Ocean. I figure out playing Simons,
though you're gonna say Simon if I can figure out
my GPS system?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Goodenough?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Was it little music for you?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
A Newboddy?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Thank?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, Mickey, we're gonna go fishing. Run off, Let's go
to the gulf.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Trees break Jackie in the quims.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, so we do furnish our own floatation to us.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
All right, Nick, you have a good buddy, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
So let's go to David out of Winnsboro, Texas.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Hello, David, Hello, how you doing today?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Good man?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
How are you doing?
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Just fine?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Good?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Good?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
What you got playing?
Speaker 10 (22:23):
Shoot man?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
We just gotta work, keep on bend and nails today
out there, no visit this all right, David?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Alright, David?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
What's your guess? Buddy?
Speaker 11 (22:37):
I figured must be fish, must be fishy?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
All right, how about that? Mickey going fishing and Nick
guess fish stupid birds?
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Cool man.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I appreciate it, right man, our pleasure. Hold on, Jackie
will get your information and we'll get it down there.
Good deal, kir All right, let's see what we got
brand new jumbo billy playhouse, and you're gonna be acted
out here.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
It's just a few minutes, money pale, The sun's up,
the birds are singing, and two of radio's longest running knuckleheads.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Are on the air. Well, not right this second, but soon.
And that's what they call hitting the comedy Lottery, The
John Boy and Billy Big Show. Oh they are a Ryan,
a regular laugh Ryan whow, good morning. It's a big
(24:03):
show on the radio, all right from our Hey, y'all
watch his apartment.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
It's from cotton Patch, Arkansas. Two local men were seriously
injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck
a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway thirty eight
on early Monday morning. Thurston Pool of Day's Arc and
Billy ray Wallace of Little Rocker listed in serious condition
at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two
(24:29):
men were returning after a frog gigging trip. Okay, that's
the first red flag, you know, some terrible is.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Going to have.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
On an overcast Sunday night, Pool's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned.
The two men decided the headlight fuse on the older
model truck had burned out, as the replacement fuse was
not available. Wallace noticed that the twenty two caliber bullet
from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next
to the steering column, so he inserted the bullet. The
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headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men
proceeded on eastbound towards the White River Bridge, after they
had traveled approximately twenty miles. Just before crossing the river,
the bullet apparently overheated, yes discharge, and struck Pool in
the right testicle.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Ooh.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
As you can imagine, the vehicle swerved sharply to the right,
exited the pavement and struck a tree. Pool suffered minor
cuts and abrasions from the accent, but of course he
will require surgery to repair the other.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Wooh.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Wallace meanwhile sustaining a broken clavical and was treated and released.
Wallace said, thank god it what wasn't on the bridge
when Thurston shot his nuts off where he might both
be dead. You gotta love these police reports from Markansom, which.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I like. In fact, the guy's name is Thurston. I
can't think it to Thurston hount out.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
I think I've been a trooper for ten years in
this part of the world, but this is a first
for me. I can't believe those two would admit how
this accident happened. Said, but here is the ps the resistance. So,
upon being notified to the wreck, Lavina Pool's wife asked
how many frogs the boys had caught and also wanted
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to know did anyone get them out of the truck?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So no, the guys get home.
Speaker 13 (26:17):
Twenty two bullet used for fuse goes off bam in
the in the new news.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
And then.
Speaker 11 (26:24):
How many frogs y'all catch? You might get a man
truck frog. I told you he's gonna forget the sandwiches
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that morning to make show us on your radio.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
It is Friday morning, all right, gentle pillows ready, Marcia,
jack can't shoot her here. It ain't that something, now,
marsh I was just talking to Marshy about watermelons the
other day.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Hey, I wonder how that came up.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Well, and the next day, like yesterday, the North Carolina
watermelon Queen shows up. So man, maybe I'm onto something.
It's melon a week? Are you wiring me? Okay, let's
see we're all mic zone, all right, if I go
(27:32):
on set the Jackie.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
Welcome Dude, John Boy and Billy playhouse. Today's episode Myrtles,
math Melee. As our story opens, Myrtle Bethide and her
friend Granny Clump are looking through a box of Myrtle's
old childhood photographs.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yes, that you were the little number way I.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Don't want a brad, but I was pretty smoking. Look
at this here picture.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Yow girl, that might be the best set of getaway
sticks I ever seen.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Get away sticks dams, pens, wheels, stems.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
I'm saying you at nice lag Genia.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Ah well, thank you, honey.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
And look at them lush our lips. They are off
the chain.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
What a heartbreaker? You like a cross between Betty Grabling octomom.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Whoo?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Who never mind? You need what more reality tabling? Is
I mad?
Speaker 8 (28:43):
The girl pretty as you turned quite a few heads?
I did he ever had one of your teachers get
sweet on you?
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Lord?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
No, my peatures were The worst. Worst fight I ever
got in was with my eighth grade my picture miss.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Mimma math teacher. What brought down? Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
She didn't care for an answer I gave class one day.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yes that right?
Speaker 9 (29:07):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I didn't have no interest in math at all.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Well, girly cute and cardly and forll borter me you,
I don't need to worry about getting a job on
the road shoving crew.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
I know.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
I was way more interested in Herman Green. He was
the boy that sat in front of me. We used
to pass notes back and forth and one day Miss
Miller caught me writing one. Oh uh huh, she says,
Miss Beuthade, apparently you don't find this class challenging enough.
You must have all the knowledge you need already. And
(29:42):
I says, as a matter of fact, I do. And
she says, then you won't mind going up to the
board demonstrate your mastery of geometry.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I hate when they do the good thing. I didn't
say anything to you about English.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Well, I wasn't going to be humiliated, so I marched
right up to that board and I said, bring its sister,
and missus Miller goes, well, you draw us a right triangle.
So I grab that straight edged ruler thing in, laid
it on the board and grab that chalk in the.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Ticket.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Miss Miller says, I knew you weren't paying attention. That
ain't no.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Right right angle.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
And I says, well, got three sides.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Looks right to me.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
She says, young lady, your problem is what they call
pretty but dumb.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
No way way, And she says.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
You think your unna's get you off by flashing your
bozooms and everything.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
And shot, let me.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Tell you something. I at of these foods and thed
right wouldn't. She sure was, and just a tad plane too.
I gave it right back to her stuff that miller
right in her face and says, and your problem is
you're Jens, a homely thing like you. Math is all
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she's got me. I got other options, Oh.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You know it?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
And she says, well, don't stick that thing in my face,
young lady. The real problem here is there's a complete
dummy on the end of that roller.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
And I says, oh, yeah, which in and the fight
was on.
Speaker 14 (31:40):
We hope you've enjoyed the special Rick flairret issue of
John Boy and Billy It's the House Which end was
you holding?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Tune?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
And again next time we'll hear the crusti ol activity
bus driver say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
You'll violentity shot get you through today.
Speaker 15 (32:03):
I stand on a hill, but not for a thrill,
but for the breath of a fresh kill. And never
mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone, anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent from
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the heat of the laundra back then leaving his soul.
And then, like in poetry, I go dot dot dot,
you know.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Kind of horse center. Then I drop down and then I.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
Go, leaving his soul parting the waters of Themadulla Our
blogota of.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
BNPID, you're like that job boy.
Speaker 9 (32:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
Eight
Good morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I never forget the first time I met Jon Boy
and Billy. Jon Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in
a little towel, lean making sound kindly like a cat.
Weren't no bigger than a squirrel. Yon Boy wanted me
to bury him out back under that rock, but he
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kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order
let him go, and he crawled off summers. John Boy,
don't carry him.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Around in a towel no more. Got a little basket
for him, Little Feller, Little Feller, Good morning, A big
(01:19):
show is on your radio, live from Studio A from Charlotte,
North Carolina. The Hub of NASCAR was up racing twenty
minutes from the NASCAR Research Facility. I've been testing out
the roof escape patch, just kind of where you push
the button and you shoot up in the air and.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Do that whole liveline again. I'm ready now do the liveline.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We're live one nah ball, all right as we are?
Good morning? Is this is this a take? Good morning?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Did never told about it?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Really? You know, tell it how to get up early.
But I don't need to get here till like fifteen
minutes le after it starts on time. All right, let's
try again without the reference to you sleeping later than
you already did. Good morning, the Big Show was on
the radio. Thanks to for the gentleman. Jack was it Ravens?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
The Boss has mentioned no more of that liquor stuff,
So okay.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
O guess right, hey, block and give me a biggin
rac All right, let's go back without the racial and
go Good morning, the Big Show on the radio live
for this twenty minutes from NASCAR's research facility. We've been
testing out the hood escape flaws.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Let's try it again. You sound like an idiot.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Good morning, A Big Show is on your radio, live
from studio.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
A perfect Now hit the button.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, your first chance to win on Albersts coming up
in minutes. Good morning, A Big Show is on the radio.
Here you go with three days in history and compromise
our three categories of this outburst game. We're getting ready
to play. July eleventh, nineteen sixty four, The first sevent
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eleven store open for business. Y'all remember the first seven
eleven store you ever saw? Yes, that's one of them
deals you do do down there by Greenway Park and
Graham North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
My first slurpiece.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah. Yeah, they sucker to kids on in there with
the slurpers. Day Oh yeah, it was the happy meal
of it to day. Yeah. The convenience store chain was
the first to answer to the demand for extended hours
for customers. Stores were open from seven to eleven get it, yep,
I didn't move up to nineteen seventy one. The US
Department of Agriculture. It was allocated nineteen thousand, five hundred
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and twenty dollars to determine if a woman's place was
in the home. Boy, that's government study. But that's a
deal back in less than twenty grand. Nor results were
deemed in conclusive. So yeah, another waste of money, Lisa.
It was only like little under twenty grand nineteen thousand,
five hundred and twenty dollars. That is pretty cheap, even
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as dumb as.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
The question was.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, so I've got I've got enough twenty oh old idiots.
Let us move up to nineteen seventy nine. The eighty
two ton skylab fell from the sky, just centigrating into
a shower of pieces that landed over Australia and the
Indian Ocean. The chances of anyone being hit by Skylab.
We're about one in one hundred and thirty two. One Brazraelian.
(04:43):
Brazilian mother was so fascinated with Skylab she actually named
her newborn baby Marcos Skylab Galisa, Thanks mom. All right,
well there you go. There's that three categories. We've done
our job. We put him out there. Now it looks
like well a lot of you want to play. Jackie
will be in charge of in other lines, getting the
correct caller. You know, we usually hang in there with
call her number nine one hundred, big show call up.
(05:06):
Maybe we'll play out Burst with you next. Good morning,
(05:34):
the big shows on the radio. Let's get on the
first chance again Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game
that anyone can win. John Boys, Billy, give.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
The prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of funks when you're playing outors. Have them reup
and guest time you love the best time you love
a big shots. Let's say, hey, the girl from Eclectic
al Up, Lamo we.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Shots.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
That's the new state slogan, Eclectic Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That look good on license plugs.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What about your Garrett, your little town of Eclectic. Good morning, sir,
how you doing it? Good morning? Doing good? You got
some characters live there with you?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yes, for quite a few.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Sounds like it. I like to be placed. I'm eclectic.
Sound like you know it's got to a small route,
but you can't get in right or if you do, you
want to get out, you know, kind of like the
oteration for I got groups like what you say about
nineteen forty nine population eleven hundred and forty oh wout
(06:58):
eleven fifty one of them own.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Are the.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Uh yeah, yeah, we colecticans, eclecticons, lectatore using good words, yeah,
just kind of making them up.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, And that's all I have for the week.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Did you alright? Garby, let's jump in here and see
if you can win this prize package. Man you ready, yes, sir?
In five seconds? Three things you find it a convenience store,
ready to go, twenty fine.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Freezing and potato.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Freezy fun I want to freezey oh right, that's the
off brand of slurpya. Yeah, Gary, Now we need to
see three places you see women working, ready go.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Office mall and convenience stores. Now have a place now,
ye Gary, for the wind. Three things in space. Ready go, Sorry, plight,
(08:12):
we'll get congratulations. Buddy, was sending you to John one
Billy Grilling kid. That's eighteen piece barbecue tool set. We'll
give it John one Billy apron grilling sauce and more
that comes with that from Springs with a y dot com.
All right, buddy, Yes, sir, I appreciate it. All right,
thank y'all for what you do for the Armed Forces.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
First time caller, longtime listeners.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, glad you made it though, Grid Joe y'all.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning. Hey, it's to the Nature by Rick Flair.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
We're talking about the John.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Morn Billy Big Show. I say the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Hey, every morning they'd be styling and profiling.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
M h, good morning, A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
This uh should be funny. Marty. I'm ready to me
who did Marty?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
The big movie guy that works here.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It must be he was cleaning out his desk and
found some old Clinton material. I'm justured here.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Now that I know it's from Marty. I don't need
the drums. I need this.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Manufacturers and now today that they will be stocking America's
shells this week with Clinton Soup in honor of one
of the nation's most distinguished men. They consists primarily of
a Weenie and hot water. Dreisler Corporation is adding a
new car to his line honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter,
will begin production in Canada this year. Clin Clinton was
asked what he thought about foreign affairs. Here applied, I
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don't know. I've never had one. American Indians have nicknamed
Bill Clinton walking Eagle because he is so full of
crap he can't fly. Two, three, four.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Clinton lacked only three things, have become one of America's
finest leaders in techer, division and wisdom.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
There all right, quit in them with a common I'll know.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
He had it in his recent campaigning around a country
for numerous Democratic hopefuls, who said that Clinton was doing
the work of three men, Curly, Larry, and Moe. You know,
politicians and diapers have one thing in common. Both should
be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Make you.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Four hours a day. We have to fill up here.
(11:32):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, all
right here. It is what we've been waiting for.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Listen to this twenty verse century Fox presents the Summer's
ultimate thrill ride Airport two thousand and three.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Flight seven, Can anybody ever hear me?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Lucille de Pesto is the rookie flight attendant.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
We just ran into another plane the whole flight criuson word?
Can anybody tell me what to do?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Lipless is the rookie air traffic controller. Righter how hair hood?
How are you over? Hitting his wire? Hoard? Oh you
are ho heart? I'll haul you right hood hair Hain?
Why are you out at you over?
Speaker 9 (12:17):
I'm sorry I didn't count that.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Ye're out of you?
Speaker 9 (12:20):
How hard are you?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Halt of ground?
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Over?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
How hard are you out of?
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Ryout?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
The stars of Lipless and Seattle together again, depending of course,
on how you define the word together.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And you're all old Holliday gay over? You're all old hollow?
How long he is? Holl who no height?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
All away?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
What are you hell over?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Airport two thousand and three. Roger Reberts says this movie
has disaster written all over it.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Why you're are over? What you're ours?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Way?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
You are way? How hard than the hammer are going? Right?
Won't he won?
Speaker 9 (13:02):
There?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Our?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Oh is going alone?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Now are we're on?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
How we're on?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Will there eh? Going alone? Over?
Speaker 9 (13:18):
Who?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Over over our Airport? Pg. Thirteen opens Friday at theaters.
Speaker 12 (13:29):
You who part time receptionist, Bab's wrangler, and still a
side six fill the crack in here telling you that
no matter which way you swing, there's something for everyone
right here on the Big Show with John Boy and Billy.
I mean, as long as your expectations aren't too high,
and you don't mind that it's coated in grillin sauce.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
To the Mini Cooper.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Carry on straight, people, Good morning. The Big Show is
(14:27):
on the radio Friday morning, July the eleven part of
the show where we look back on some famous people, inventors,
founding fathers.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Let's test you, okay, who invented the light bulb?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I mean Alfred Edison? You know that's the guy from
Mad magazine with no tooth in the press. No Tom
Thomas Thomas Edison Wrong. How come all this history stuff
we learned here, it always turns out to be they
just had good pr people they never check out as
actually true.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I call your attention to today's dating history.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
In eighteen Jane ninety two, the US Patent Office decided
that Joseph J. W. Swan, not Thomas Edison, was the
inventor of the electric light bulb. Paton had been granted
to Edison in eighteen seventy nine, but it was proving
the Swan had demonstrated the same carbon filament light bulb
in Newcastle at least ten months prior to Edison's announcement.
(15:25):
In addition, Swana received a British patent in eighteen seventy
eight for the same bulb that Edison Patton did in
the US. In eighteen seventy nine, j W sued Edison and.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
One, don't you remember when you had the idea?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
What do you think that was above your head?
Speaker 8 (15:37):
That was my life bulb?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
So why does Edison get all the credit for the
invention of the later become no, a credit for the
invention of the light bulb? Very simple? It says here
he owned the power company, the one that would later
become General Electric. Here Edison set up a system to
distribute power in New York City. After all, what uses
a lot bob without electricity? In just ten years after since,
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customer list grew from two hundred and three to more
than three million. About that man, So you think Edison
did it on purpose?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Oh absolutely, yeah, absolutely. I mean the patent office was
really hopping in. I mean everybody had something to go on.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Wonder is some kind of weirdness with the telephone too
with Alexander Graham Bell.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Sure it was, yeah, yeah, sure it was.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And uh we found an Abner double day did not
invent baseball? Right And Benjamin Franklin he gotta be lying
about something everything. Yeah, he got to me.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I find out before Benjamin Franklin had the printing press.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, there you go, I got documentation right here is it? Hey,
let's start something, uh some rumor about something cool that
I did. Ma's turpif hole was gonna buy that, mister,
We all hang out, John Boordjevity's gonna be played. The
winner will be made in minutes. Yeod Friday morning, everybody
(16:58):
got the big showing the radio tumpling to your weekend
right here and stay uh huh uh Myra Gale Brown
is having a birthday today. So does that? Do you
all know who of this? I do know who that is?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Jerry Lee Lewis is once thirteen year old cousin bride
man that was married a few times so you then too.
See that wasn't so uh so weird back then, though,
I mean, didn't girls used to get married real real young. Yeah,
but you didn't usually marry tussell.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Yeah, you didn't usually marry your cousin. I think that
was the media part of the story.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Well maybe how close a cousins. I bet most of
us our first kiss was with a cousin. No, sorry,
you've seen my relatives. You all must not have had
good looking cousins like No, I had, missus Graham. But
even if we had, it wouldn't have made any difference. Oh,
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we had strict parents, adult supervision. That's what we had.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
In a clean geane pool.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
There wasn't nothing you know about. It wouldn't doesn't stay anything.
Just old cousin kiss.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
I ain't going to marry nothing, all right, all right, no, toll,
Just you were.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Kissing one of your boy cousins.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Tell you, I won't get some pictures my cousins, y'all
look at them. Tell me you wouldn't kiss, all right.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I'll get you some pictures of my cousins. Tell me
your cousins, except for the cousins that are listening right now,
because you're my boy and girls you know.
Speaker 11 (18:40):
What I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
All right, fine, well y'all and theer jar Lee Lewis,
y'all can kiss my cousin one eight hundred big shows
you told free line we'll go. Do we get the winner?
We play John boyd Jepard next big shows already or
(19:20):
any said pick this bumper music. Say some of my
cousin to the family reunion. Bay.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
No, I know that. I know that some of your
cousins are listening.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Dude and bumpa calls. Tell you what you say. My
first yeah, grew up around around older women. I was
a fish face out country boy, rush out the weeds,
the woods. It's possible to be fresh out of the weeds.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Whatever you uh called rule America.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Boys, look at it already know more about it than
we walked through. All right, come on this, yes live.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
If I crossed on my rock ee.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Jumped, you know ju for they and I are host
that no driving knuckle dragon weed crupching cousin.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Kissing hee Hall. Look at Berbert himself, he is jump more.
Now all right, let's go to.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
The phone showing what I do with my thing the phone.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Thank you man.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Maybe you'll ask some of your cousin.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Mickey out agree or soth Carolina. Good morning, Mickey man.
What's going on all right? Don't you want to sing
that song to Mickey? Randy?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I don't have it? They purche. Oh, Micky, you so
fine by my mind, o Mickey.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh Mickey, Hey, Mickey, I hate to think. Would you
just rebenged about yourself? Oh Mickey, Meggy? Did you ever
kiss a cousin growing up?
Speaker 13 (21:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, I kissed for again?
Speaker 9 (21:05):
If I.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Damn that court system, Meggan, let's say we got any buddy,
talk about your tasty animals. You can serve something ever
for dinner from this food group every night for six
months and never repeat the same man ingredient twice.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
How about birds?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Have about birds? Oh? Not birds, but are a lot
of birds? You think about it?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Six months? Ad ever kissed a bird? Thanks for playing, buddy, Ip.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
We good days this weekend.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Now I'm gonna go to Oh are you man good? Yeah? Absolutely?
Maybe I meet you in Ocean. I figure out playing Simons,
though you're gonna say Simon if I can figure out
my GPS system?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Goodenough?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Was it little music for you?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
A Newboddy?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Thank?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, Mickey, we're gonna go fishing. Run off, Let's go
to the gulf.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Trees break Jackie in the quims.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, so we do furnish our own floatation to us.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
All right, Nick, you have a good buddy, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
So let's go to David out of Winnsboro, Texas.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Hello, David, Hello, how you doing today?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Good man?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
How are you doing?
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Just fine?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Good?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Good?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
What you got playing?
Speaker 10 (22:23):
Shoot man?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
We just gotta work, keep on bend and nails today
out there, no visit this all right, David?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Alright, David?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
What's your guess? Buddy?
Speaker 11 (22:37):
I figured must be fish, must be fishy?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
All right, how about that? Mickey going fishing and Nick
guess fish stupid birds?
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Cool man.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I appreciate it, right man, our pleasure. Hold on, Jackie
will get your information and we'll get it down there.
Good deal, kir All right, let's see what we got
brand new jumbo billy playhouse, and you're gonna be acted
out here.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
It's just a few minutes, money pale, The sun's up,
the birds are singing, and two of radio's longest running knuckleheads.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Are on the air. Well, not right this second, but soon.
And that's what they call hitting the comedy Lottery, The
John Boy and Billy Big Show. Oh they are a Ryan,
a regular laugh Ryan whow, good morning. It's a big
(24:03):
show on the radio, all right from our Hey, y'all
watch his apartment.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
It's from cotton Patch, Arkansas. Two local men were seriously
injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck
a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway thirty eight
on early Monday morning. Thurston Pool of Day's Arc and
Billy ray Wallace of Little Rocker listed in serious condition
at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two
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men were returning after a frog gigging trip. Okay, that's
the first red flag, you know, some terrible is.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Going to have.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
On an overcast Sunday night, Pool's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned.
The two men decided the headlight fuse on the older
model truck had burned out, as the replacement fuse was
not available. Wallace noticed that the twenty two caliber bullet
from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next
to the steering column, so he inserted the bullet. The
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headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men
proceeded on eastbound towards the White River Bridge, after they
had traveled approximately twenty miles. Just before crossing the river,
the bullet apparently overheated, yes discharge, and struck Pool in
the right testicle.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Ooh.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
As you can imagine, the vehicle swerved sharply to the right,
exited the pavement and struck a tree. Pool suffered minor
cuts and abrasions from the accent, but of course he
will require surgery to repair the other.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Wooh.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Wallace meanwhile sustaining a broken clavical and was treated and released.
Wallace said, thank god it what wasn't on the bridge
when Thurston shot his nuts off where he might both
be dead. You gotta love these police reports from Markansom, which.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I like. In fact, the guy's name is Thurston. I
can't think it to Thurston hount out.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
I think I've been a trooper for ten years in
this part of the world, but this is a first
for me. I can't believe those two would admit how
this accident happened. Said, but here is the ps the resistance. So,
upon being notified to the wreck, Lavina Pool's wife asked
how many frogs the boys had caught and also wanted
(26:11):
to know did anyone get them out of the truck?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So no, the guys get home.
Speaker 13 (26:17):
Twenty two bullet used for fuse goes off bam in
the in the new news.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
And then.
Speaker 11 (26:24):
How many frogs y'all catch? You might get a man
truck frog. I told you he's gonna forget the sandwiches
(26:54):
that morning to make show us on your radio.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
It is Friday morning, all right, gentle pillows ready, Marcia,
jack can't shoot her here. It ain't that something, now,
marsh I was just talking to Marshy about watermelons the
other day.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Hey, I wonder how that came up.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Well, and the next day, like yesterday, the North Carolina
watermelon Queen shows up. So man, maybe I'm onto something.
It's melon a week? Are you wiring me? Okay, let's
see we're all mic zone, all right, if I go
(27:32):
on set the Jackie.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
Welcome Dude, John Boy and Billy playhouse. Today's episode Myrtles,
math Melee. As our story opens, Myrtle Bethide and her
friend Granny Clump are looking through a box of Myrtle's
old childhood photographs.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yes, that you were the little number way I.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Don't want a brad, but I was pretty smoking. Look
at this here picture.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Yow girl, that might be the best set of getaway
sticks I ever seen.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Get away sticks dams, pens, wheels, stems.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
I'm saying you at nice lag Genia.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Ah well, thank you, honey.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
And look at them lush our lips. They are off
the chain.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
What a heartbreaker? You like a cross between Betty Grabling octomom.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Whoo?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Who never mind? You need what more reality tabling? Is
I mad?
Speaker 8 (28:43):
The girl pretty as you turned quite a few heads?
I did he ever had one of your teachers get
sweet on you?
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Lord?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
No, my peatures were The worst. Worst fight I ever
got in was with my eighth grade my picture miss.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Mimma math teacher. What brought down? Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
She didn't care for an answer I gave class one day.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yes that right?
Speaker 9 (29:07):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I didn't have no interest in math at all.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Well, girly cute and cardly and forll borter me you,
I don't need to worry about getting a job on
the road shoving crew.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
I know.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
I was way more interested in Herman Green. He was
the boy that sat in front of me. We used
to pass notes back and forth and one day Miss
Miller caught me writing one. Oh uh huh, she says,
Miss Beuthade, apparently you don't find this class challenging enough.
You must have all the knowledge you need already. And
(29:42):
I says, as a matter of fact, I do. And
she says, then you won't mind going up to the
board demonstrate your mastery of geometry.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I hate when they do the good thing. I didn't
say anything to you about English.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Well, I wasn't going to be humiliated, so I marched
right up to that board and I said, bring its sister,
and missus Miller goes, well, you draw us a right triangle.
So I grab that straight edged ruler thing in, laid
it on the board and grab that chalk in the.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Ticket.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Miss Miller says, I knew you weren't paying attention. That
ain't no.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Right right angle.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
And I says, well, got three sides.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Looks right to me.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
She says, young lady, your problem is what they call
pretty but dumb.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
No way way, And she says.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
You think your unna's get you off by flashing your
bozooms and everything.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
And shot, let me.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Tell you something. I at of these foods and thed
right wouldn't. She sure was, and just a tad plane too.
I gave it right back to her stuff that miller
right in her face and says, and your problem is
you're Jens, a homely thing like you. Math is all
(31:09):
she's got me. I got other options, Oh.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You know it?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
And she says, well, don't stick that thing in my face,
young lady. The real problem here is there's a complete
dummy on the end of that roller.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
And I says, oh, yeah, which in and the fight
was on.
Speaker 14 (31:40):
We hope you've enjoyed the special Rick flairret issue of
John Boy and Billy It's the House Which end was
you holding?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Tune?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
And again next time we'll hear the crusti ol activity
bus driver say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
You'll violentity shot get you through today.
Speaker 15 (32:03):
I stand on a hill, but not for a thrill,
but for the breath of a fresh kill. And never
mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone, anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent from
(32:24):
the heat of the laundra back then leaving his soul.
And then, like in poetry, I go dot dot dot,
you know.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Kind of horse center. Then I drop down and then I.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
Go, leaving his soul parting the waters of Themadulla Our
blogota of.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
BNPID, you're like that job boy.
Speaker 9 (32:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
Eight
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