July 14, 2025 • 42 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we learn early on that today is National Naked Day - of course, John Boy has a story.. - Ike Turner advises a new Dad on some Nanny hiring strategy.. - Comedian Kevin Meaney shares his naked story.. - Gary Busey tells about spending the summer in Oklahoma with another entry into his diary.. - Rev. Sincere tells about the time he was caught in his birthday suit.. - Carl Childers and the big girl star in the TV reality show, “Naked and Afraid”.. - Gary Busey takes to our Big Show Karaoke stage and sings, “Get Naked”.. - and we’ll wrap up with a promo for the Big Show Drive-In Theater…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, got the Big shon on the radio, Hang
on fire, people on Naked and afraid. First, let me
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
One man and one woman have chosen to test their
survival skills. Dropped in the deepest jungles of borneo, no food,
no water, no clothes, their mission to survive for twenty
one days. This week a couple from Millsburg, Arkansas, a
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professional handyman and culinary.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Expert already mustered around here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And Melinda, a cashier and footwear expert. My faith heard
they're only luxury. One item from home.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I brung my Kaiser blade some folks calls it a
sling blade.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I caused it the kies are blade.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I brought my shoes because my fate heard.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
This is naked and a free, Carl.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Were you planning on building us someplace to sleep?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I put together this here and lean to out of
sticks and them big leaves and whatnot? Should do the trick?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Oh? I thought that was the toilet. That's okay.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
I can sleep on the wet spot unless you want to.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I found these bad. He's down by the creek, Carl.
They're real tasty.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You had nord to eat them. Maybe they ain't safe.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I feel fine except for my eyes tangling, and I
can't feel my butt, and I'm feeling kind of frisky.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hey, Carl, well under you ain't seen mister Chuckles.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Here's mister Chuckles.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He's a monkey and a lot to come around here.
Kindly remind me of mister Bill Cox, me and himmate friends.
I wanted to put my arm around him before we
left out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Uh oh, what was wrong?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I think that's mister Chuckles over there.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Over by that squirrel of cooking on the fire.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
That's not a squirrel.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What do you cook?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Mister chuckles, far what do you cook?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Mister chuckles fur Well, here comes all right.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
You know, carl Or, I was thinking we were here
all this time.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
And we never did see him? Who Uncle George? Wasn't
he from Borneo.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Next Time A naked and afraid a merry couple dropped
in the remote jungles of Patagonia.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Ah, what the sam Hill?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You looking at nothing?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
And I do beat nothing.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Hey, I've been in the water.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's spring find.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, whatever you say. You just sort of looked like
a kid doll cnet us.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh ay, y'all, come on, let's play Beat the Blonde
for the Big Old Bird teen County Peanuts Prize Pack
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line we'll
play next. Good morning, This is a big show on
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the radio. Rother through your Monday, July fourteenth. Today's feature
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Wasn't while you're there you can't get to We'll call you.
(04:40):
They can't have it too. Beat the block and we
got Cohen from Phoenix City, Alabama on the line. Good
morning Cohen, Good morning John Boy. Welcome my boy otain.
There's colling like about bam boy name.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Cohen.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Will ask Tator some questions. You agree or disagree? They
get two bells before two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Oh, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Tatter. On the average, kids laugh about four hundred times
a day. What's the average for adults?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
It depends on what they're looking at.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But statistically, oh wait a minute, I have choices to
give to give to you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, so is it A fifteen times a day, B
thirty times a day or c one hundred times a day.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
That's what I was like, one hundred times a day.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Now, this is you personal, I know that, but we're
talking about in the average and the average the average, Colen,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (05:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I have to disagree, and yeah, it was a little
high adults laughing average. Well, that wasn't one of the choices.
But you're titled to your you can still think that. Yeah,
I had to explain to the Yankee before we went
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on vacation how to do this. You don't have to
know the right answer, you just agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
With Why don't you just do us with the naturi.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
A DOS lab and average of fifteen times a day? Yeah,
just thirty forty or one hundred.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, you do live your life?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, all right them? So but that was a bell
for coh and so one more and you got the
prize pack. So here we go. Ok Marcy, about seventy
percent of the earth is covered with water? What percentage
of that water is drinkable?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Are we counting beer and wine as well?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
No, okay, so just covered with water, ten is drinkable.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Ten pc is drinkable. Go and agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Disagree for the way.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
One percent? Only one percent drinkable.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
That my brain has not returned yet.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right, those are where this game works and going happened
down Phoenix City. We got the birdteck coming peanuts coming away?
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Congratulations?
Speaker 8 (07:31):
All right, sounds good? Could I did I make a request?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, we take requests to do lost dogs? What you got?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
I've been listening to y'all for going on thirty something
years now, and it just makes by day if I
could get just a sign picture of y'all sign picture.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, absolutely, Well we're appreciate thank you for listening. Yeah, man,
that's awesome. All right, Cole, when you hang on, you're
gonna hook you up all the way around.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
All right, man, all right, sounds good man. I appreciate you.
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He appreciate you, buddy. All these is thanks a lot.
I ain't gonna hey, we do sign pictures, anybody 'll
you just let him know? Oh boy, that's easy. Everybody
looking at it because we are remembering rapers and raves
on the other side of this year.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
M h h.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Here we oh, Rayford hears ads that shouts about great prices.
He's into some deep thaults here. Let me say if
I figured out, all right, here's ads and shout about
great prices and wonders how prices can be great and low?
Speaker 11 (09:19):
Now see you put such skepticism in your voice, how
can he possibly all right?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, well here he is to unscramble that, take it right.
Speaker 12 (09:30):
A lot of office workers need to start thinking out
of the box in terms of the jargon they use,
especially phrases like outside the box. That's one of the
findings of a survey by the Creative Group, which reveals
that most annoying industry buzzwords by advertising and marketing executives
are outside the box. Synergy the big idea and take
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it to the next level. That took the place of
running up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes? How
about great prices? Ads always telling about stores and dealers
having great prices?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Why did they say that?
Speaker 12 (10:06):
When great means big, like great, big man, great big building, great,
big pile of money. Dictionary definition of great is unusually
or comparatively large. So why great prices? And I've even
heard great low prices? Not wondering about all the car
dealers eat saying they have the lowest prices, so many
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saying they'll beat the price of any competitor. But if
that were true, the prices should drop exponentially, wouldn't they.
Goodness sakes the ads that we are all exposed to.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Robert D.
Speaker 12 (10:39):
Rayford on the John Boy and Billie Show.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Good morning, it's a big shon the radio. Big a man,
Marvin Webster, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 11 (11:14):
How y'all doing? Okay man, I've seen this story the
other day about one of them high tech toilets, you know,
the kind of makeover in Japan, ones with all kind
of bells and whistles on it. This new model is
having some technical problem. It sells for like fifty five
hundred dollars. But this thing is loaded. It's got a
heated seat, it plays music, there's water jets, got a
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hot air button, dryer, automatic flush. It even shoots air
freshener out when you get done. If Lexus made a toilet,
this will be it. It's called the Status satis Status,
as in he sat his ass down and.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The kimode did all the rest.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
This toilet got so many features on it, they made
an app for it that runs on the Android smartphone.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And this is where the problem comes in. Says here.
Speaker 11 (12:08):
The Status gets its instructions from a wireless Bluetooth connection.
But the company recently discovered that the security pin number
for every model is set to zero zero, zero zero,
and the number is hardwired into the system. I see
that's the problem, cause it means you you can't ever
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change the password on your toilet, and I cannot believe
I just said change the password on your toilet.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
But it also means.
Speaker 11 (12:38):
Anybody that's got this smartphone app can take control of
your bowl.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 11 (12:45):
This is what people in the technology business called a
massive backdoor security hold. Some computer expert says an attacker
could use the app to cause the toilet to repeatedly flush,
raising the water usage and therefore the cost to the
toilet's owner.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Personally, I'd be more worried about this part.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Attackers could also cause the unit to unexpectedly open and
close the lid, or activate the water jets and air
drive functions, causing discomfort or distress to an unexpected user,
as well as a hilarious scene in the next hilaria.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
To cable gardners.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
So first the nerds hacked in on your computer, and
now they're coming at you up through the toilet. See
to me, everything you buy don't need to have a
brain in it. How smart does a commode need to
be anyway? I mean, it's a pot with water in
the bottom of it. You pull the handle and what's
in the bowl goes down the hole. Don't need a
damn computer to figure that out. I might be downloading something,
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but it ain't no email, it says here. The smartphone
app can also keep an automatic record of your trips
to the toilet, you know, in case you're health conscious
or you're real hard up for something to put on
Facebook relationship status. It's constipated, Hey, why don't we need
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a toilet that plays music? Anyway? Are we that star
for entertainment? Y'all on the commode, make your own soundtrack,
which brings up a really weird question. Who picks out
the playlist for the smart toilet? Apparently this is an
actual job. Now somebody gets paid to pick out what
songs the toilet is gonna play. Okay, let's see give
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me the soundtrack from the Wiz Yellow Submarine, putting on
from the Zach Brown Band, and oh you dropped a
bomb on me? Then again, maybe they just hire somebody
to write some original music for the smart toilet. There's
a good gig. Can you imagine that dude trying to
pick a girl up in the club? Ooh you're a musician?
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Have you done anything I might have heard? I don't know,
baby ever take a dump at the marryout in Tokyo,
y'all think about it.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Hello, listen, Ricky B. Sharp from Alabama? What I've starting my.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
Day as the beloved fast food mascot and pizza rutt
Mister rutu populist tunes into John Boy and Philly on
the big show. It ain't that he loves the show,
but it's the only thing that chases the rats out
of the no flower that of them.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Good morning, that's a big shown radio. Getting ready to
get our getting nude themes song in the day, Gary Busey.
In minutes, I might take a walk jagging on and
go in the kitchen, give me a snack and say
the girl with the pretty legs A.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Man.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I tell you what as we come close to ending
game Hall of Fame Broadcast career, man, Oh what look,
how I gotta find out? I know you're a wife.
I was talking about we we have talked about y'all
have watched Severance? Did you watch that sh Severance where
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like when people go to work, they severed their memories
so they don't know what they're doing when they work,
and then they come back out.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
And then they send them.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
No memory of being anywhere heather than work.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You have Innies and Audi's. It's the same person the band.
You look at this corporate royal, so it looks like
severns out there sitting in their little kebles. Let the
just not just just one numbers I wish I could
see here.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Has never had a desk job, describing a desk job.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Never mind desk job, never had a job.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I mean, when you think about it, they were talking
about how many times a person laughs, and I'm thinking
to myself, well, they've never had a real job. The
people don't get to laugh the Severance deals. So anyway
they lost me. This might be the second season, stated
the wife. They've been watching. I said, come on, now,
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you can you keep up? Now they keep up, don't
go in and out. The only reason I've with different
with the wives outside than the inside. And get jealous
because she's having sex with you. Now we talk about
the show, but see there's we're talking about the way
it used to be. We had our own corner. Severance
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has a podcast that comes out after each new episode
that explains it. That's the only way I'm being able
to watch the first season, no problem. The second season?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I told him? I get th day, I get old
and say I ain't watch us crap no more. I
got too much good stuff do in my lives. Bigure
out what these idiots do.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
I don't want to see this at home when I
go to work and seeing it work.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
We're more like the group from office.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Right, well, let's get back to our job.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Here.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
We got Gary Busey's gotta sing get naked, Yeah, all right,
we roll on. Good morning, got the big je on
the radio. Bucy's anthem here on National Nude Day coming
up in minutes, lem and day. About what you can
win if you can play wordy word and take one
tater one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot
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cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America
moving in bullsnot make sure they look good doing it.
You can find bull snout at truck stops across America.
Down load the bullsnot out. I got it right there
for you the Big Show dot com as well. Hang on,
play for it in minutes right now, isn't it hey?
Speaker 14 (19:21):
Getting naked when you get bad news? Come on, getting
naked when you get bad news. Put on a smile
and shook your guns and dance a round like Gilver
fut get naked when you get bad news.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I was at the bank.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
I'm had a big old girl.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
I thought I might give her a world with the
only two in the whole dang place. Tears were running
down her face. She said her low had been tonight
that she started smiling while she cried, stripped off her clothes,
but before she fled.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I'll never forget those words, she said.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Get naked.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
You get bad news. Come on, get naked away to
you get bad news. It helps to live or rate
your soul when the whole wide world sees your corn
hole getting naked when you get bad news, that's right,
friends of the neighbors. Old brother Busey got to cure
for what ails. You don't waste time on worry, set
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around beating yourself up for all the stupid mistakes you
made in life. It's too late for that. Now it's
time to do something positive for yourself. Just smart enough
to do what I do. Get naked I when you
get bad news, come on getting naked. I. When you
get bad news, don't do no good to send and
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pile kick up your heels and the women out. Get
naked away you get bad news. I was going to
the liquor store on one three guys or maybe four.
One of the dudes had a big old gun, and
I was to damn to de turn it run. I
took that man girl's work with the heart. I know
what to do when the trouble starts should have seen
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their eyes bug eyed, and when I stripped bare ass
that began to shout.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
Get naked.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
When you get bad news.
Speaker 14 (21:13):
Come on, get naked where you get bad news. Don't
worry about you're sorry to seek. Just give the whole
damn world a beat. Get naked where you get bad dudes.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
All right, that'll work for our getting naked. We'll actually
getting nude. Okay, Well, let's play wordy word one ain't
hundred big show you told free line. We got one
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products. Up a grab,
let's have some fun grabbing it. We play next morning
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that Joe's on the radio. Everything all right, go it
jumped up and started moving around. You gotta get that.
Oh yeah, since the since the computer geniuses came in
and messed up all our computers. It was on vacation,
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all right, goes you know inseance, We wouldn't remember that,
all right, All right, now you're ready, All right, Well
let's do it.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Everybody's head about that bird.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, birdie, word that no birdie worried. Let's meet their contestants.
We got in from Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Good morning, welcome buddy, and we got a Rodney out
of Bear Creek, Alabama. Good morning Rodney, Good morning, Bore
not more. Alright, dere, let's get out for Rodney. How
about you, Ed Evansville. You ever had a big show move?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
No? I have not.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Well, let's get good you on that now, Me and
you can be on this all my life for that. Alright,
then well we'll do two rounds thirty seconds east John
Boy and Ed the tater and Rodney. Okay, range what
we got in the words? Haven't a mix of words,
potpirie anyword? All right, so round it you relax and
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all right, tat you ready? We got that? All right?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Me and Ed?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
All right? Ready starting the car, ready, starting the clock.
Speaker 12 (23:56):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
A founder is a type of fitch. Can you hear me? Blank?
This is the way you we can yeah, communicate. I'm communicating.
I am doing what to you talking? Uh huh uh
huh go to a bell blank. If you get arrested,
you gotta throw what bonds?
Speaker 9 (24:15):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay, this is what you do to a kid, not yours.
You you get one, uh huh. You get this out
of the ocean, it washes up. It looks like salad. Help, No,
was it? Did he get it?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, and now a good work on you end though, buddy.
Let's say we got a four on the board. Okay,
you want to pull those people loud in your ear?
Speaker 15 (24:42):
Yeah right, Rodney, you and taterl for your round water
Rodney tart Okay, start the clock. Wow, okay, not now,
all right? This is what washes up and it looks
like grass or salad. It Sigmund was wonder Yes, Uh,
this is what's on the bottom of your boat. They
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grow on the bottom of your boat and you have
to scrape them off.
Speaker 14 (25:09):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
A character was blank?
Speaker 10 (25:11):
A blank bill. It's once your boat sitting in the
in the water, these grow on it. The first part
of the word sounds where you go and get a
drink at the.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Bar.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Yeah, and so this thing that grows on it is
a barn.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What That's what Friday ain't got in his head. Ain't
gonna get it down one on the board? Game, anybody's game.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Let's see what me and d I wish I could
have seen how Johnny was laid back in a chair.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
He wasn't picking at you, because the look on his
face was like he ain't gonna get it.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
He ain't a boat guy. He was describing it wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And we're picking up on that last one. Let's say
what we can do charthar clock Now yeah, have you
got it? Barnacle, there you go?
Speaker 12 (26:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
The blank of Mexico. Now it's the blank of America.
The golf yeah. Uh huh, quaker blank you ate these?
Speaker 11 (26:14):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (26:15):
Ah hu?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
This is what you're keeping your trunk and change it tire? Uh?
What kind of tire?
Speaker 11 (26:21):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
This is what you charge to start your car battery?
Uh huh. This is how fast you go? What is
your top speed? The opposite? We'll leave it right there.
Good word, buddy, put a six on the flour and
that's a ten. Okay, I think Rodney screamed, all right,
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rodding you and Taylor get on in there. I'll let
you know. If you come close nine, we'll tie. Ready, Yahya,
try for nine?
Speaker 16 (26:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
If you get looking, I'm not in like with you.
I'm in blank the opposite of hate.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hey, when I blank blank, I'm going to be a doctor.
Kid to say.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
When I know when I blank blank? What are you
going to be when you blank blank? When you yes Hey,
this is odd.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Gee whiz, this is this is an animal that watches
over flock.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, and what kind of what does she p?
Speaker 17 (27:38):
Well, yes, we got it.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh not quite and when that's a tempo and Rodney
even bear creek Bunny, you got hot there to end, man,
So we're gonna give you another shot at it down
the road. Okay, we'll get you.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
We'll get him again, Rodney, we'll get them next time.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Boy and Ed in Evansville. One dollars worth of your
bulls noot is coming to your buddy. Congratulations. Man, it's
gonna make my bike look good. Had a boy hang
on with jacket. All right, thank you sir. Good morning,
got a big show on the radio. Here we go.
Bet request for John mo I, bet request for John
(28:22):
Mo Wrong. I love Candy Damn Smithfield out of new Bern,
North Carolina. All right, then I'm gonna be rolling through
Newburn on my way to the hoting over. Let me
see him. We get back on. Hey fellers, could y'all
play the new Stooge Playhouse? Hilarious? Oh yeah, man, we
(28:45):
can do that. Dan, we'll do it for you next.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's a big sure on the radio. B request this
morning from Dan Smithfield our new born North Carolina. John
on Miller facebook page plays to hit us up there
and look at the new pictures today. Huh me and
Demi Moore man say, I spend my time trying to
heal on her. So the Mary steamberds a waste I
left time, got up with losing like Ted Dance. Yeah,
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had a chest So what we figured out there thanks
to Margaret Worring with Demi Moore had her naked picture
here on National new Day on this date in nineteen
ninety two, they painted the her birthday. Yes, the year
before that was when she was pregnant. She did like
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her about half naked pictures.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yes, we're just covering the important parts.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
This was at all. Let make it out on that
you know who I look like?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Okay, it's been very popular, ed. Yeah, kids are really
enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh, thank you very much. Don't make your life miserable
on vacations and weekends now, says d Dan's Midville. Here's
your reclass body.
Speaker 18 (30:29):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
New Stooges. The year is nineteen sixty eight. Universal Studios
is casting actors for a proposed revival of the legendary
Three Stooges comedy series. We take you out of a
casting call at a soundstage on the Universal Black Line.
Speaker 19 (30:51):
All right, folks, the project you're reading for is called
the New Three Stooges. Now, I'm sure you're all familiar
with the original characters, but please feel free to throwing
your own personal touch when I call your name.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
Step up, give us your reading.
Speaker 19 (31:05):
Let's see Mason, James Mason, you'll be reading the part
from mo top of page seventeen.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
On your script. Keury you perky pain fit.
Speaker 20 (31:18):
I'm going to have to grib your nese with this
place good movie here and then because you're really starting
to get in my news.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Thank you, mister Mason, Thank you, thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Sir.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Is this the current photo? Yes, all right, thank you,
thank you. Next Nicholson, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 20 (31:37):
Well, you know, Larry, you're really starting to pitch me off.
You're really getting nine my nerves. Come over here a minute, Marron,
just get over here. I said, come over here, Larry.
I'm not gonna hurt you. Swear to God, I'm not
gonna hurt you. I'm just going to gouge you freaking nice.
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I'm coming to deal, Larry. Just clear, Larry, you know,
get over here, you poncy pine breath. I'm not gonna
hurt you. And it's gonna take this here hammer and
bash your freaking brings him.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
That's all I'm gonna do.
Speaker 19 (32:16):
That might be a tad darker than what we're looking for, sir,
What the hen? That's a very nice mister Nicholson, that
very nice read. Thank you, thank you very much. Next please, next,
mister Bunker.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Geezu gee had a watch you bunky?
Speaker 10 (32:31):
Here?
Speaker 11 (32:31):
Do you have a ship?
Speaker 21 (32:32):
An old four Housard Street there, queens you'll meet here you, yes, yes, sir,
you'll be reading Larry.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
It's the top of page eighteen. Just go ahead when
you're ready. Geez again with the ply is in the nose,
dear geez help me. Thank you, mister Bunker, thank you.
Speaker 19 (32:48):
Next please stallone, Sylvester stallone, page twenty two. You're gonna
be reading Larry. Moe has a line here. If you
don't mind, I'll just throw that in for you just
anytime you're ready.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Yo.
Speaker 22 (33:03):
Come on, he's quit fooling around, right, you know, come on,
we got work to do. No I ain't kidding, luckless,
quit fooling around, right how he more?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
I can't see, no, really, I can't see what's wrong.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
Yeah, I had my eyes closed.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Thank you, mister saloon. Thank you absolutely.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
You know.
Speaker 22 (33:27):
By the way, guys, you know this, but I got
this script. It's really beautiful, you know, like, but working
on him for about quite some time.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Now.
Speaker 22 (33:35):
It's about this dog, you know, like he wants to
become like a boxer, you know, so I figured I
troubled in there and it gets to fight this heavyweight
chair like it's cold rocky, you know. I kind of
like the name myself.
Speaker 21 (33:46):
I'm afraid we don't have time for thank you. I
think you dropped on my line right there. I wish
I saw being a chance to finish what the paper says.
You go ahead, I mean, please, thank you. Just leave
a copy with the girl out front. Perhaps now we
can get a look at it.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 19 (34:01):
Next, please, mister, I'm sorry, I can't pronounce this. How's
it pronounced?
Speaker 16 (34:08):
A Hegenatowski? Jim Hegenatowski.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Okay, if you don't mind, I'll just call you Jim.
Page eighteen. Jim, you'll be reading for Larry go ahead please, Okay.
Speaker 12 (34:25):
More.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
So you're gonna take these giant pliers and squeeze my
head like a grapefruit.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
That's that's very nice, Jim, Thank thank you for coming in.
Thank you.
Speaker 19 (34:42):
Next number seventy four. I'm sorry I don't have your
name down here.
Speaker 23 (34:47):
Hello, Oh is it right here? I'm off the park, yes,
all right, cause a fundle women, but I do have
weekends off and I am my.
Speaker 19 (34:58):
Own boss, mister Bock. Apparently there's been some kind of
mix up in the front office. I said, I think
there's a mix up in the front office. I think
you may be a little too British for this role.
Thanks for coming in, though, Thank you, thank you. Next,
please Shatner, William Shatner. You'll be reading page nineteen curly.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Check check check it's on, sir, it's on.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Moe Larry cheez mo Larry Gee.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Thank you, mister Shadman.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I want some gee.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 14 (35:31):
Next.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
Next Lewis, Jerry Lewis, Page nineteen curly. Please go ahead
say oh it's testing, Yes, I would well, whoa mo?
Please don't know now what the app is under No,
I was wondering if you could do with the crushing
of the flesh and whatnot, and I was with the
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blood drippings.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Whoa, thank you, Thank you, mister Lewis, thank you. We'll
be in touch.
Speaker 19 (36:01):
All right, folks, Let's let's break for lunch. We'll get
back here in an hour or so. Uh all right, guys,
what do you what do you think?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Well, I'll tell you I think it's the only one
with any solid comedy background is Jerry Lewis. I think
we will look at Jerry the naughty professor.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
You call out a solid comedy background, Give me a break.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Look, look, I think we want to sell him today.
He's leaving tomorrow for that film festival in Paris.
Speaker 18 (36:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, what do you think he's gonna go
to France all of a sudden, everybody's gonna think he's
a genius.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Hey, this guy'd be lucky to get a job hosting
a telethon us. Oh I forgot, Hey, did we read
that Bobby to Niro kid for this? Come on, you
gotta be kidding me, the Neiro Come on, See that
guy's will loser.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
He'll never make it in this business.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Get him.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
And by the wing, who booked this clown shat thew
anyway with that rug, I mean, come mine, damn and
I have a better rug in the.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Living room floor.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Min God looks like he's got a hamster on the
top of his hands.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
What is that?
Speaker 17 (36:55):
And talk about no acting a billy.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
This guy can't even do himself.
Speaker 18 (37:00):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billie Playhouse. Done
in next week when a young Tom Hanks appears in
a softcore porno film, join us for Forrest Hump next
time on John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Man it goes. I felt like she was really about
the best chat is good? Hey, look at that thing,
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my red silk boxers on the cover of that nice
I don't Is that a court sticking out a bum?
Speaker 12 (38:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:12):
That's abut clerk.
Speaker 24 (38:14):
Oh that's all Polly. We're going to the Big Show
Drive in Theater. Hello friends, you're old Pelfert Fern here
with a big, big announcement. The spring has sprung, the
grass has rised. Do you know what time it is?
You guessed it?
Speaker 17 (38:29):
Time for another exciting season of cinematic spectacle right here
at the Big Show Drive in Theater. It's opening weekend
and that can only mean one thing. It's family night.
Sick of being cooped up in the house with the
snut gobblers for the last year? Yes, have they danced
the huckle buck on your last good nerve? Are you
ready to take the gas pipe and end it all? Well,
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what's a few more hours going to matter? Then pile
that craft in the family truckster and make tracks to
the Big show. Drive in theater this weekend. Our first
feature is a world premiere. Six songwriters shipwrecked on a
deserted island, driven crazy by hunger. When all seems lost,
a crate washes ashore, a crate of peanut butter and jelly.
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Little do they know that it's contaminated with radioactivity, turning
them all into raving maniacs.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
When they're finally rescued, they release.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
The mother of all.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Diabolical plots on the world, a song to drive the
planet crazy. You see what I mean. It's peanut butter
jelly time.
Speaker 24 (39:42):
The movie.
Speaker 17 (39:45):
And our second feature, Amity Island, the scene of one
of the worst great white shark attacks in history. The
seas have been quiet for decades until now. The great
great grandson of the legendary Jaws had returned to the
scene of the crime, determined to outshine his deadly ancestor
are you ready for the horror of baby shark.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Taking a tiny little bite out of your summer?
Speaker 17 (40:26):
Both of our big box office blowofs bring a cast
of thousands. Benjamin Brad, Benjamin Button, ben Affleck, has Ben Affleck,
Eddie Murphy, Eddie Redmad, Eddiemunster, Mister ed Missus Ed, Mister
t iced tea sweet peat be Arthur See, Arthur, Arthur Godfrey,
Gottfrey Cambridge, Timothy Oliphant, Ali Timofant, Sandra Bullock, Sandra de O'Connor, Sinbad,
Sin Good, Sin Average, and that nix Sercy impersonator.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Who lets you punch him in the bung hole for
an extra five.
Speaker 17 (40:50):
Dollars, which he spends on tweezers and extra small condoms.
Get there early for a three stooges fest, and afterwards
we'll have the second annual Mo Howard Memorial Ipop Competition,
hosted by last year's winner One Night, Willie Preston. And
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don't forget the gum hungry visit our famous concession stand.
We've got fried chicken, baked chicken, barbecue, chicken chicken salad,
tuna salad, tuna surprise, tuna no surprise, sushi, sashimi, kim
she kim he kimhishi, tacos, burritos, chicken toes, meatless burgers,
veguless salad, cookie less cookies, and a steaming rack of
ribs direct from Jay Dahmer Funeral Associates that may or
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may not come from that drifter who went missing near
the overpass two weeks ago. How much for ribs two
fifty Lena one rib?
Speaker 12 (41:44):
I am hungry?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
How they last?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
It's opening weekend at the Big Show. Drive in theater.
Speaker 17 (41:52):
Just take the Millsburg Expressway past the car sized pothole
in the exit lane. Take a hard ride on dustin
Diamond Parkway. Turn right at the Krusty Nipples Gentleman's Club
at the third road, killed possum, hang a casual left
down the gravel road. When you see Tater Moran airing
outter sweater Hawks, you've arrived.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Get five dollars off when you say the secret words.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
A bit bar books, This sings you. You can have
your big one.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
This is your old pale Burtford saying I'll.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
See you there. Big boxes.
Speaker 18 (42:26):
Here all your favorites from four decades of The Big
Show running nine since each fifteen for nine ninety nine.
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
One man and one woman have chosen to test their
survival skills. Dropped in the deepest jungles of borneo, no food,
no water, no clothes, their mission to survive for twenty
one days. This week a couple from Millsburg, Arkansas, a
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professional handyman and culinary.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Expert already mustered around here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And Melinda, a cashier and footwear expert. My faith heard
they're only luxury. One item from home.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I brung my Kaiser blade some folks calls it a
sling blade.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I caused it the kies are blade.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I brought my shoes because my fate heard.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
This is naked and a free, Carl.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Were you planning on building us someplace to sleep?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I put together this here and lean to out of
sticks and them big leaves and whatnot? Should do the trick?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Oh? I thought that was the toilet. That's okay.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
I can sleep on the wet spot unless you want to.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I found these bad. He's down by the creek, Carl.
They're real tasty.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You had nord to eat them. Maybe they ain't safe.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I feel fine except for my eyes tangling, and I
can't feel my butt, and I'm feeling kind of frisky.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hey, Carl, well under you ain't seen mister Chuckles.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Here's mister Chuckles.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He's a monkey and a lot to come around here.
Kindly remind me of mister Bill Cox, me and himmate friends.
I wanted to put my arm around him before we
left out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Uh oh, what was wrong?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I think that's mister Chuckles over there.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Over by that squirrel of cooking on the fire.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
That's not a squirrel.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What do you cook?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Mister chuckles, far what do you cook?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Mister chuckles fur Well, here comes all right.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
You know, carl Or, I was thinking we were here
all this time.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
And we never did see him? Who Uncle George? Wasn't
he from Borneo.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Next Time A naked and afraid a merry couple dropped
in the remote jungles of Patagonia.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Ah, what the sam Hill?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You looking at nothing?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
And I do beat nothing.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Hey, I've been in the water.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's spring find.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, whatever you say. You just sort of looked like
a kid doll cnet us.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh ay, y'all, come on, let's play Beat the Blonde
for the Big Old Bird teen County Peanuts Prize Pack
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They can't have it too. Beat the block and we
got Cohen from Phoenix City, Alabama on the line. Good
morning Cohen, Good morning John Boy. Welcome my boy otain.
There's colling like about bam boy name.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Cohen.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Will ask Tator some questions. You agree or disagree? They
get two bells before two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Oh, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Tatter. On the average, kids laugh about four hundred times
a day. What's the average for adults?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
It depends on what they're looking at.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But statistically, oh wait a minute, I have choices to
give to give to you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, so is it A fifteen times a day, B
thirty times a day or c one hundred times a day.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
That's what I was like, one hundred times a day.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Now, this is you personal, I know that, but we're
talking about in the average and the average the average, Colen,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (05:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I have to disagree, and yeah, it was a little
high adults laughing average. Well, that wasn't one of the choices.
But you're titled to your you can still think that. Yeah,
I had to explain to the Yankee before we went
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on vacation how to do this. You don't have to
know the right answer, you just agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
With Why don't you just do us with the naturi.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
A DOS lab and average of fifteen times a day? Yeah,
just thirty forty or one hundred.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, you do live your life?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, all right them? So but that was a bell
for coh and so one more and you got the
prize pack. So here we go. Ok Marcy, about seventy
percent of the earth is covered with water? What percentage
of that water is drinkable?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Are we counting beer and wine as well?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
No, okay, so just covered with water, ten is drinkable.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Ten pc is drinkable. Go and agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Disagree for the way.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
One percent? Only one percent drinkable.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
That my brain has not returned yet.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right, those are where this game works and going happened
down Phoenix City. We got the birdteck coming peanuts coming away?
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Congratulations?
Speaker 8 (07:31):
All right, sounds good? Could I did I make a request?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, we take requests to do lost dogs? What you got?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
I've been listening to y'all for going on thirty something
years now, and it just makes by day if I
could get just a sign picture of y'all sign picture.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, absolutely, Well we're appreciate thank you for listening. Yeah, man,
that's awesome. All right, Cole, when you hang on, you're
gonna hook you up all the way around.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
All right, man, all right, sounds good man. I appreciate you.
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He appreciate you, buddy. All these is thanks a lot.
I ain't gonna hey, we do sign pictures, anybody 'll
you just let him know? Oh boy, that's easy. Everybody
looking at it because we are remembering rapers and raves
on the other side of this year.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
M h h.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Here we oh, Rayford hears ads that shouts about great prices.
He's into some deep thaults here. Let me say if
I figured out, all right, here's ads and shout about
great prices and wonders how prices can be great and low?
Speaker 11 (09:19):
Now see you put such skepticism in your voice, how
can he possibly all right?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, well here he is to unscramble that, take it right.
Speaker 12 (09:30):
A lot of office workers need to start thinking out
of the box in terms of the jargon they use,
especially phrases like outside the box. That's one of the
findings of a survey by the Creative Group, which reveals
that most annoying industry buzzwords by advertising and marketing executives
are outside the box. Synergy the big idea and take
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it to the next level. That took the place of
running up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes? How
about great prices? Ads always telling about stores and dealers
having great prices?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Why did they say that?
Speaker 12 (10:06):
When great means big, like great, big man, great big building, great,
big pile of money. Dictionary definition of great is unusually
or comparatively large. So why great prices? And I've even
heard great low prices? Not wondering about all the car
dealers eat saying they have the lowest prices, so many
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saying they'll beat the price of any competitor. But if
that were true, the prices should drop exponentially, wouldn't they.
Goodness sakes the ads that we are all exposed to.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Robert D.
Speaker 12 (10:39):
Rayford on the John Boy and Billie Show.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Good morning, it's a big shon the radio. Big a man,
Marvin Webster, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 11 (11:14):
How y'all doing? Okay man, I've seen this story the
other day about one of them high tech toilets, you know,
the kind of makeover in Japan, ones with all kind
of bells and whistles on it. This new model is
having some technical problem. It sells for like fifty five
hundred dollars. But this thing is loaded. It's got a
heated seat, it plays music, there's water jets, got a
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hot air button, dryer, automatic flush. It even shoots air
freshener out when you get done. If Lexus made a toilet,
this will be it. It's called the Status satis Status,
as in he sat his ass down and.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The kimode did all the rest.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
This toilet got so many features on it, they made
an app for it that runs on the Android smartphone.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And this is where the problem comes in. Says here.
Speaker 11 (12:08):
The Status gets its instructions from a wireless Bluetooth connection.
But the company recently discovered that the security pin number
for every model is set to zero zero, zero zero,
and the number is hardwired into the system. I see
that's the problem, cause it means you you can't ever
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change the password on your toilet, and I cannot believe
I just said change the password on your toilet.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
But it also means.
Speaker 11 (12:38):
Anybody that's got this smartphone app can take control of
your bowl.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 11 (12:45):
This is what people in the technology business called a
massive backdoor security hold. Some computer expert says an attacker
could use the app to cause the toilet to repeatedly flush,
raising the water usage and therefore the cost to the
toilet's owner.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Personally, I'd be more worried about this part.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Attackers could also cause the unit to unexpectedly open and
close the lid, or activate the water jets and air
drive functions, causing discomfort or distress to an unexpected user,
as well as a hilarious scene in the next hilaria.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
To cable gardners.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
So first the nerds hacked in on your computer, and
now they're coming at you up through the toilet. See
to me, everything you buy don't need to have a
brain in it. How smart does a commode need to
be anyway? I mean, it's a pot with water in
the bottom of it. You pull the handle and what's
in the bowl goes down the hole. Don't need a
damn computer to figure that out. I might be downloading something,
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but it ain't no email, it says here. The smartphone
app can also keep an automatic record of your trips
to the toilet, you know, in case you're health conscious
or you're real hard up for something to put on
Facebook relationship status. It's constipated, Hey, why don't we need
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a toilet that plays music? Anyway? Are we that star
for entertainment? Y'all on the commode, make your own soundtrack,
which brings up a really weird question. Who picks out
the playlist for the smart toilet? Apparently this is an
actual job. Now somebody gets paid to pick out what
songs the toilet is gonna play. Okay, let's see give
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me the soundtrack from the Wiz Yellow Submarine, putting on
from the Zach Brown Band, and oh you dropped a
bomb on me? Then again, maybe they just hire somebody
to write some original music for the smart toilet. There's
a good gig. Can you imagine that dude trying to
pick a girl up in the club? Ooh you're a musician?
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Have you done anything I might have heard? I don't know,
baby ever take a dump at the marryout in Tokyo,
y'all think about it.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Hello, listen, Ricky B. Sharp from Alabama? What I've starting my.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
Day as the beloved fast food mascot and pizza rutt
Mister rutu populist tunes into John Boy and Philly on
the big show. It ain't that he loves the show,
but it's the only thing that chases the rats out
of the no flower that of them.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Good morning, that's a big shown radio. Getting ready to
get our getting nude themes song in the day, Gary Busey.
In minutes, I might take a walk jagging on and
go in the kitchen, give me a snack and say
the girl with the pretty legs A.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Man.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I tell you what as we come close to ending
game Hall of Fame Broadcast career, man, Oh what look,
how I gotta find out? I know you're a wife.
I was talking about we we have talked about y'all
have watched Severance? Did you watch that sh Severance where
(16:40):
like when people go to work, they severed their memories
so they don't know what they're doing when they work,
and then they come back out.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
And then they send them.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
No memory of being anywhere heather than work.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You have Innies and Audi's. It's the same person the band.
You look at this corporate royal, so it looks like
severns out there sitting in their little kebles. Let the
just not just just one numbers I wish I could
see here.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Has never had a desk job, describing a desk job.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Never mind desk job, never had a job.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I mean, when you think about it, they were talking
about how many times a person laughs, and I'm thinking
to myself, well, they've never had a real job. The
people don't get to laugh the Severance deals. So anyway
they lost me. This might be the second season, stated
the wife. They've been watching. I said, come on, now,
(17:46):
you can you keep up? Now they keep up, don't
go in and out. The only reason I've with different
with the wives outside than the inside. And get jealous
because she's having sex with you. Now we talk about
the show, but see there's we're talking about the way
it used to be. We had our own corner. Severance
(18:09):
has a podcast that comes out after each new episode
that explains it. That's the only way I'm being able
to watch the first season, no problem. The second season?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I told him? I get th day, I get old
and say I ain't watch us crap no more. I
got too much good stuff do in my lives. Bigure
out what these idiots do.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
I don't want to see this at home when I
go to work and seeing it work.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
We're more like the group from office.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Right, well, let's get back to our job.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Here.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
We got Gary Busey's gotta sing get naked, Yeah, all right,
we roll on. Good morning, got the big je on
the radio. Bucy's anthem here on National Nude Day coming
up in minutes, lem and day. About what you can
win if you can play wordy word and take one
tater one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot
(19:03):
cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America
moving in bullsnot make sure they look good doing it.
You can find bull snout at truck stops across America.
Down load the bullsnot out. I got it right there
for you the Big Show dot com as well. Hang on,
play for it in minutes right now, isn't it hey?
Speaker 14 (19:21):
Getting naked when you get bad news? Come on, getting
naked when you get bad news. Put on a smile
and shook your guns and dance a round like Gilver
fut get naked when you get bad news.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I was at the bank.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
I'm had a big old girl.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
I thought I might give her a world with the
only two in the whole dang place. Tears were running
down her face. She said her low had been tonight
that she started smiling while she cried, stripped off her clothes,
but before she fled.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I'll never forget those words, she said.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Get naked.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
You get bad news. Come on, get naked away to
you get bad news. It helps to live or rate
your soul when the whole wide world sees your corn
hole getting naked when you get bad news, that's right,
friends of the neighbors. Old brother Busey got to cure
for what ails. You don't waste time on worry, set
(20:22):
around beating yourself up for all the stupid mistakes you
made in life. It's too late for that. Now it's
time to do something positive for yourself. Just smart enough
to do what I do. Get naked I when you
get bad news, come on getting naked. I. When you
get bad news, don't do no good to send and
(20:44):
pile kick up your heels and the women out. Get
naked away you get bad news. I was going to
the liquor store on one three guys or maybe four.
One of the dudes had a big old gun, and
I was to damn to de turn it run. I
took that man girl's work with the heart. I know
what to do when the trouble starts should have seen
(21:06):
their eyes bug eyed, and when I stripped bare ass
that began to shout.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
Get naked.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
When you get bad news.
Speaker 14 (21:13):
Come on, get naked where you get bad news. Don't
worry about you're sorry to seek. Just give the whole
damn world a beat. Get naked where you get bad dudes.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
All right, that'll work for our getting naked. We'll actually
getting nude. Okay, Well, let's play wordy word one ain't
hundred big show you told free line. We got one
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products. Up a grab,
let's have some fun grabbing it. We play next morning
(22:18):
that Joe's on the radio. Everything all right, go it
jumped up and started moving around. You gotta get that.
Oh yeah, since the since the computer geniuses came in
and messed up all our computers. It was on vacation,
(22:39):
all right, goes you know inseance, We wouldn't remember that,
all right, All right, now you're ready, All right, Well
let's do it.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Everybody's head about that bird.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, birdie, word that no birdie worried. Let's meet their contestants.
We got in from Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Good morning, welcome buddy, and we got a Rodney out
of Bear Creek, Alabama. Good morning Rodney, Good morning, Bore
not more. Alright, dere, let's get out for Rodney. How
about you, Ed Evansville. You ever had a big show move?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
No? I have not.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Well, let's get good you on that now, Me and
you can be on this all my life for that. Alright,
then well we'll do two rounds thirty seconds east John
Boy and Ed the tater and Rodney. Okay, range what
we got in the words? Haven't a mix of words,
potpirie anyword? All right, so round it you relax and
(23:46):
all right, tat you ready? We got that? All right?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Me and Ed?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
All right? Ready starting the car, ready, starting the clock.
Speaker 12 (23:56):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
A founder is a type of fitch. Can you hear me? Blank?
This is the way you we can yeah, communicate. I'm communicating.
I am doing what to you talking? Uh huh uh
huh go to a bell blank. If you get arrested,
you gotta throw what bonds?
Speaker 9 (24:15):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay, this is what you do to a kid, not yours.
You you get one, uh huh. You get this out
of the ocean, it washes up. It looks like salad. Help, No,
was it? Did he get it?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, and now a good work on you end though, buddy.
Let's say we got a four on the board. Okay,
you want to pull those people loud in your ear?
Speaker 15 (24:42):
Yeah right, Rodney, you and taterl for your round water
Rodney tart Okay, start the clock. Wow, okay, not now,
all right? This is what washes up and it looks
like grass or salad. It Sigmund was wonder Yes, Uh,
this is what's on the bottom of your boat. They
(25:04):
grow on the bottom of your boat and you have
to scrape them off.
Speaker 14 (25:09):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
A character was blank?
Speaker 10 (25:11):
A blank bill. It's once your boat sitting in the
in the water, these grow on it. The first part
of the word sounds where you go and get a
drink at the.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Bar.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Yeah, and so this thing that grows on it is
a barn.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What That's what Friday ain't got in his head. Ain't
gonna get it down one on the board? Game, anybody's game.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Let's see what me and d I wish I could
have seen how Johnny was laid back in a chair.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
He wasn't picking at you, because the look on his
face was like he ain't gonna get it.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
He ain't a boat guy. He was describing it wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And we're picking up on that last one. Let's say
what we can do charthar clock Now yeah, have you
got it? Barnacle, there you go?
Speaker 12 (26:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
The blank of Mexico. Now it's the blank of America.
The golf yeah. Uh huh, quaker blank you ate these?
Speaker 11 (26:14):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (26:15):
Ah hu?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
This is what you're keeping your trunk and change it tire? Uh?
What kind of tire?
Speaker 11 (26:21):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
This is what you charge to start your car battery?
Uh huh. This is how fast you go? What is
your top speed? The opposite? We'll leave it right there.
Good word, buddy, put a six on the flour and
that's a ten. Okay, I think Rodney screamed, all right,
(26:44):
rodding you and Taylor get on in there. I'll let
you know. If you come close nine, we'll tie. Ready, Yahya,
try for nine?
Speaker 16 (26:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
If you get looking, I'm not in like with you.
I'm in blank the opposite of hate.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hey, when I blank blank, I'm going to be a doctor.
Kid to say.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
When I know when I blank blank? What are you
going to be when you blank blank? When you yes Hey,
this is odd.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Gee whiz, this is this is an animal that watches
over flock.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, and what kind of what does she p?
Speaker 17 (27:38):
Well, yes, we got it.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh not quite and when that's a tempo and Rodney
even bear creek Bunny, you got hot there to end, man,
So we're gonna give you another shot at it down
the road. Okay, we'll get you.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
We'll get him again, Rodney, we'll get them next time.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Boy and Ed in Evansville. One dollars worth of your
bulls noot is coming to your buddy. Congratulations. Man, it's
gonna make my bike look good. Had a boy hang
on with jacket. All right, thank you sir. Good morning,
got a big show on the radio. Here we go.
Bet request for John mo I, bet request for John
(28:22):
Mo Wrong. I love Candy Damn Smithfield out of new Bern,
North Carolina. All right, then I'm gonna be rolling through
Newburn on my way to the hoting over. Let me
see him. We get back on. Hey fellers, could y'all
play the new Stooge Playhouse? Hilarious? Oh yeah, man, we
(28:45):
can do that. Dan, we'll do it for you next.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's a big sure on the radio. B request this
morning from Dan Smithfield our new born North Carolina. John
on Miller facebook page plays to hit us up there
and look at the new pictures today. Huh me and
Demi Moore man say, I spend my time trying to
heal on her. So the Mary steamberds a waste I
left time, got up with losing like Ted Dance. Yeah,
(29:40):
had a chest So what we figured out there thanks
to Margaret Worring with Demi Moore had her naked picture
here on National new Day on this date in nineteen
ninety two, they painted the her birthday. Yes, the year
before that was when she was pregnant. She did like
(30:00):
her about half naked pictures.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yes, we're just covering the important parts.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
This was at all. Let make it out on that
you know who I look like?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Okay, it's been very popular, ed. Yeah, kids are really
enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh, thank you very much. Don't make your life miserable
on vacations and weekends now, says d Dan's Midville. Here's
your reclass body.
Speaker 18 (30:29):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
New Stooges. The year is nineteen sixty eight. Universal Studios
is casting actors for a proposed revival of the legendary
Three Stooges comedy series. We take you out of a
casting call at a soundstage on the Universal Black Line.
Speaker 19 (30:51):
All right, folks, the project you're reading for is called
the New Three Stooges. Now, I'm sure you're all familiar
with the original characters, but please feel free to throwing
your own personal touch when I call your name.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
Step up, give us your reading.
Speaker 19 (31:05):
Let's see Mason, James Mason, you'll be reading the part
from mo top of page seventeen.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
On your script. Keury you perky pain fit.
Speaker 20 (31:18):
I'm going to have to grib your nese with this
place good movie here and then because you're really starting
to get in my news.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Thank you, mister Mason, Thank you, thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Sir.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Is this the current photo? Yes, all right, thank you,
thank you. Next Nicholson, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 20 (31:37):
Well, you know, Larry, you're really starting to pitch me off.
You're really getting nine my nerves. Come over here a minute, Marron,
just get over here. I said, come over here, Larry.
I'm not gonna hurt you. Swear to God, I'm not
gonna hurt you. I'm just going to gouge you freaking nice.
(32:01):
I'm coming to deal, Larry. Just clear, Larry, you know,
get over here, you poncy pine breath. I'm not gonna
hurt you. And it's gonna take this here hammer and
bash your freaking brings him.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
That's all I'm gonna do.
Speaker 19 (32:16):
That might be a tad darker than what we're looking for, sir,
What the hen? That's a very nice mister Nicholson, that
very nice read. Thank you, thank you very much. Next please, next,
mister Bunker.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Geezu gee had a watch you bunky?
Speaker 10 (32:31):
Here?
Speaker 11 (32:31):
Do you have a ship?
Speaker 21 (32:32):
An old four Housard Street there, queens you'll meet here you, yes, yes, sir,
you'll be reading Larry.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
It's the top of page eighteen. Just go ahead when
you're ready. Geez again with the ply is in the nose,
dear geez help me. Thank you, mister Bunker, thank you.
Speaker 19 (32:48):
Next please stallone, Sylvester stallone, page twenty two. You're gonna
be reading Larry. Moe has a line here. If you
don't mind, I'll just throw that in for you just
anytime you're ready.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Yo.
Speaker 22 (33:03):
Come on, he's quit fooling around, right, you know, come on,
we got work to do. No I ain't kidding, luckless,
quit fooling around, right how he more?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
I can't see, no, really, I can't see what's wrong.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
Yeah, I had my eyes closed.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Thank you, mister saloon. Thank you absolutely.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
You know.
Speaker 22 (33:27):
By the way, guys, you know this, but I got
this script. It's really beautiful, you know, like, but working
on him for about quite some time.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Now.
Speaker 22 (33:35):
It's about this dog, you know, like he wants to
become like a boxer, you know, so I figured I
troubled in there and it gets to fight this heavyweight
chair like it's cold rocky, you know. I kind of
like the name myself.
Speaker 21 (33:46):
I'm afraid we don't have time for thank you. I
think you dropped on my line right there. I wish
I saw being a chance to finish what the paper says.
You go ahead, I mean, please, thank you. Just leave
a copy with the girl out front. Perhaps now we
can get a look at it.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 19 (34:01):
Next, please, mister, I'm sorry, I can't pronounce this. How's
it pronounced?
Speaker 16 (34:08):
A Hegenatowski? Jim Hegenatowski.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Okay, if you don't mind, I'll just call you Jim.
Page eighteen. Jim, you'll be reading for Larry go ahead please, Okay.
Speaker 12 (34:25):
More.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
So you're gonna take these giant pliers and squeeze my
head like a grapefruit.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
That's that's very nice, Jim, Thank thank you for coming in.
Thank you.
Speaker 19 (34:42):
Next number seventy four. I'm sorry I don't have your
name down here.
Speaker 23 (34:47):
Hello, Oh is it right here? I'm off the park, yes,
all right, cause a fundle women, but I do have
weekends off and I am my.
Speaker 19 (34:58):
Own boss, mister Bock. Apparently there's been some kind of
mix up in the front office. I said, I think
there's a mix up in the front office. I think
you may be a little too British for this role.
Thanks for coming in, though, Thank you, thank you. Next,
please Shatner, William Shatner. You'll be reading page nineteen curly.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Check check check it's on, sir, it's on.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Moe Larry cheez mo Larry Gee.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Thank you, mister Shadman.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I want some gee.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 14 (35:31):
Next.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
Next Lewis, Jerry Lewis, Page nineteen curly. Please go ahead
say oh it's testing, Yes, I would well, whoa mo?
Please don't know now what the app is under No,
I was wondering if you could do with the crushing
of the flesh and whatnot, and I was with the
(35:54):
blood drippings.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Whoa, thank you, Thank you, mister Lewis, thank you. We'll
be in touch.
Speaker 19 (36:01):
All right, folks, Let's let's break for lunch. We'll get
back here in an hour or so. Uh all right, guys,
what do you what do you think?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Well, I'll tell you I think it's the only one
with any solid comedy background is Jerry Lewis. I think
we will look at Jerry the naughty professor.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
You call out a solid comedy background, Give me a break.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Look, look, I think we want to sell him today.
He's leaving tomorrow for that film festival in Paris.
Speaker 18 (36:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, what do you think he's gonna go
to France all of a sudden, everybody's gonna think he's
a genius.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Hey, this guy'd be lucky to get a job hosting
a telethon us. Oh I forgot, Hey, did we read
that Bobby to Niro kid for this? Come on, you
gotta be kidding me, the Neiro Come on, See that
guy's will loser.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
He'll never make it in this business.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Get him.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
And by the wing, who booked this clown shat thew
anyway with that rug, I mean, come mine, damn and
I have a better rug in the.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Living room floor.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Min God looks like he's got a hamster on the
top of his hands.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
What is that?
Speaker 17 (36:55):
And talk about no acting a billy.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
This guy can't even do himself.
Speaker 18 (37:00):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billie Playhouse. Done
in next week when a young Tom Hanks appears in
a softcore porno film, join us for Forrest Hump next
time on John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Man it goes. I felt like she was really about
the best chat is good? Hey, look at that thing,
(37:55):
my red silk boxers on the cover of that nice
I don't Is that a court sticking out a bum?
Speaker 12 (38:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:12):
That's abut clerk.
Speaker 24 (38:14):
Oh that's all Polly. We're going to the Big Show
Drive in Theater. Hello friends, you're old Pelfert Fern here
with a big, big announcement. The spring has sprung, the
grass has rised. Do you know what time it is?
You guessed it?
Speaker 17 (38:29):
Time for another exciting season of cinematic spectacle right here
at the Big Show Drive in Theater. It's opening weekend
and that can only mean one thing. It's family night.
Sick of being cooped up in the house with the
snut gobblers for the last year? Yes, have they danced
the huckle buck on your last good nerve? Are you
ready to take the gas pipe and end it all? Well,
(38:52):
what's a few more hours going to matter? Then pile
that craft in the family truckster and make tracks to
the Big show. Drive in theater this weekend. Our first
feature is a world premiere. Six songwriters shipwrecked on a
deserted island, driven crazy by hunger. When all seems lost,
a crate washes ashore, a crate of peanut butter and jelly.
(39:13):
Little do they know that it's contaminated with radioactivity, turning
them all into raving maniacs.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
When they're finally rescued, they release.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
The mother of all.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Diabolical plots on the world, a song to drive the
planet crazy. You see what I mean. It's peanut butter
jelly time.
Speaker 24 (39:42):
The movie.
Speaker 17 (39:45):
And our second feature, Amity Island, the scene of one
of the worst great white shark attacks in history. The
seas have been quiet for decades until now. The great
great grandson of the legendary Jaws had returned to the
scene of the crime, determined to outshine his deadly ancestor
are you ready for the horror of baby shark.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Taking a tiny little bite out of your summer?
Speaker 17 (40:26):
Both of our big box office blowofs bring a cast
of thousands. Benjamin Brad, Benjamin Button, ben Affleck, has Ben Affleck,
Eddie Murphy, Eddie Redmad, Eddiemunster, Mister ed Missus Ed, Mister
t iced tea sweet peat be Arthur See, Arthur, Arthur Godfrey,
Gottfrey Cambridge, Timothy Oliphant, Ali Timofant, Sandra Bullock, Sandra de O'Connor, Sinbad,
Sin Good, Sin Average, and that nix Sercy impersonator.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Who lets you punch him in the bung hole for
an extra five.
Speaker 17 (40:50):
Dollars, which he spends on tweezers and extra small condoms.
Get there early for a three stooges fest, and afterwards
we'll have the second annual Mo Howard Memorial Ipop Competition,
hosted by last year's winner One Night, Willie Preston. And
(41:11):
don't forget the gum hungry visit our famous concession stand.
We've got fried chicken, baked chicken, barbecue, chicken chicken salad,
tuna salad, tuna surprise, tuna no surprise, sushi, sashimi, kim
she kim he kimhishi, tacos, burritos, chicken toes, meatless burgers,
veguless salad, cookie less cookies, and a steaming rack of
ribs direct from Jay Dahmer Funeral Associates that may or
(41:31):
may not come from that drifter who went missing near
the overpass two weeks ago. How much for ribs two
fifty Lena one rib?
Speaker 12 (41:44):
I am hungry?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
How they last?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
It's opening weekend at the Big Show. Drive in theater.
Speaker 17 (41:52):
Just take the Millsburg Expressway past the car sized pothole
in the exit lane. Take a hard ride on dustin
Diamond Parkway. Turn right at the Krusty Nipples Gentleman's Club
at the third road, killed possum, hang a casual left
down the gravel road. When you see Tater Moran airing
outter sweater Hawks, you've arrived.
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Get five dollars off when you say the secret words.
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A bit bar books, This sings you. You can have
your big one.
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This is your old pale Burtford saying I'll.
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See you there. Big boxes.
Speaker 18 (42:26):
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.