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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, let's talk about the winners and the losers and
that sporting NASCAR with a man who's been covering for
nine close to forty years, and we're just hitting a
little Stopwatch reset right here. Doug Rice is oh no, low.
Good board to Dougie.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I appreciate it, Johnny, thanks a bunch. Yeah, big race
one of the crown jewels of the sport. Last week
at Indian for Bubble, Wallace the best day of his
NASCAR career. He started on the front row, really was
never out of the top ten, and at the end
had to survive two restarts against the guy that most
people think is the best in the business, and that's
(00:36):
Kyle Larson, and he would head to head with him,
held on and won and what what a big win.
He was the guy on the playoff bubble and now
he is solidly in the playoffs. He wins a huge
race and this changes everything. This means now that the
cut line moves on down and it gets tougher and
(00:57):
tougher for people to point their way in and we'll
probably I'm thinking with four races to go, we could
easily get another winner. So making the playoffs this year
on points is gonna be really tough.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And you point out that Chase Elliott, who is a
top of these standings, has lead shrinks a little bit
after this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, he's only down to four points over his teammate
William Byron, and then back in third is Kyle Larson.
He's fifteen back, and then Denny Hamlin's only twenty points back.
And that's a big deal for the regular season because
whoever wins that gets that big stash of fifteen playoff
points heading into the playoffs, and that's a huge advantage.
(01:40):
So trust me, all four of those guys are eyeing
that prize of those fifteen points, and with four races
to go, that could easily swing in any direction. So
I like where Elliot's at right now, but four points
is just four positions out on the racetrack, so it's
pretty tight for that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So Doug, we're looking at the next four races before
the playoffs, say who's going to be in this IOWA
this weekend and Watkins gonna end Richmond and then Daytona.
So would you say Daytona definitely would call them a
wild card race about luck.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And there are nine drivers that have won on these
big tracks Daytona, Atlanta or Talladega that are racing this
year that have not won. So that's nine more people
that you can put in the mix that could easily
go down to Daytona, get a win, and find themselves
in the playoffs. People like Bradchislowski and Eric Jones who
haven't done much.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
This year, but if they go down there and race
up to.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Their potential, you get another wild card winner in the playoffs.
So I love where that race is on the schedule
and the fact that it's a last chance special for
people to qualify for the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So I'm looking at at the sixteenth spot, the last
one in if bubble was hanging on the bubble. So
Ty Gibbs is right there right now, Toy Gibbs.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Is making a move up.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Ty's gonna have to win. He's he got to get
a w somewhere along the way. He's far enough back
that he he won't make the cut. But I'll tell
you what, he has really stepped up this year and
they have put themselves in positions to win races. I
wouldn't be surprised if Ty Gibbs went up to Watkins
Glen and gave SVG a run for his money. It's
gonna be tough to beat him there. He's just that
(03:20):
much better of a road racer. But I think Ty
Gibbs is he's kind of legitimized himself this year. I
know a lot of people silver spoon him, but he's
he's a pretty good driver. Any one a million bucks
at Indy by in the end season challenge by beating
Ty Dillon.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's right. That don't hurt for a good season. Miss
the playoffs there? Uh so, okay, Wagan's going in the
road course about Shane Van Ginsburg. Three wins, Thank you,
I practicing progress all right. Wasn't deal on Austin Hill.
He's gonna miss a race. Spend it ye.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Austin Hill, who drives the NASCAR Sfindy Series for Richard
Childers Racing, got called for rough driving at Indy. He
put Eric on Morol in the wall intentionally. NASCAR parked
in at the race for five laps. Then they came
back and said, you know what, you don't get to
race this coming weekend at Iowa. So and he loses
(04:19):
all the playoff points he had. He won three races,
so that's a double Whammie for him. No race this weekend,
and he gets no playoff points until the playoffs starts,
so he will go into the playoffs with zero playoff points.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, Well to see Iowa corn three point fifty.
You powered my ethanol this weekend, Doug.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well, of course.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I was thinking, all right, we'll lease some taters. I said,
no way, that's Idaho. So I is the corn right? Alright?
I got it? Yeah? Well, Doug, all right, now we
got this settled. Who you like and eyewa this weekend?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Uh you know there we could have an upset there
this time. These teams that are not in the playoffs
are getting really desperate. But I think that William Byron
could be a threat this weekend up there for the Chevrolets,
I like him.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
For the Chevyes.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
For the Fords, Ryan Blaney plainly won their last year,
dominated that race. I think he's got a shot. As
far as the Toyotas are concerned, I'm gonna go with
the guy that I've ridden a lot this year. He's
won four races, and that's Denny Hamlin.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
All right, yeah, maaa. Hamlin's been good to me. Every
time you bring his name up there Doug. Good work there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Keep writing him down, all.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, all right, Doug, have a great weekend, buddy. We'll
catch up next week.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
All right, guys, talk to you then. Thanks a donch.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thank you so much as dog Ris follow him on
x at Riceman sixty one. All right, let's play Beating
the Blonde one eight hundred big show. You told free line.
We'll get a contestant play next. Super Now it's just
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John Bore billing the gang pick one not here moving
through your Thursday Morning I featured track from the make
show bit Box. Sorry, Agent Murray's got endorsement ideas for
the Balloon Boys dance. It is super Thank you, super
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Suk suk suk super.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I've been waiting almost a month. I'm gonna play that
bad again.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh good, put you down for another month and we'll
move on. It's not to blame beating the Black Let's
mean my contestant. David from Stanton, Virginia. Good morning, David,
top of the morning to you John Boyne. Really well,
(07:12):
the man and his tater is going to be the
most important one in the room for you. David will
ask her some questions you agree or disagree with her, answer,
so woo you will you know? Do here? All right,
let's jump on in here, Tater, dorda. Here we go,
(07:32):
jumping in here with your jumping tater. During a freak
weather event in Montana in eighteen eighty seven, something fell
from the sky that measured fifteen inches wide and eight
inches thick, and to this day it is the largest
one ever recorded. What was it?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Now?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I know people were thinking it was a two thousand
flushes from an airplane, but yeah, right, the sky is
falling in my Montana. This is gonna sound strange, but
it was a snowflake.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Fifteen inches wide, eight inches stick, largest one ever recorded.
You say it was a snowflake? Yeah, David? Do you agree?
I disagree. I have to agree.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
I have nothing else doing something like.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well you all right, snowflake?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yes, really.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Made the books?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Would you don't want to catch that one with your tongue?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
If there was an.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Airplane head rush, well you say a superfly?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
What about a matter trick? If there had been an
airplane in.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That year, it was for taking up our time? But
we go a David back to you. So let's say
we get another bell Tay, they're statistically speaking, yes, one
month is it most likely to snow anywhere in the
United States?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Statistically speaking, not just speaking speaking. I want to be
statistically stay let's see March.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
March.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Tedda says it's a month it is most likely to
snow anywhere in the US March. Agree or disagree, David,
I'm going to agree with it once more because you
miss you were close. It's February. How do you alright
(09:38):
when there's a on the buzzer? It's a full count
going into the last question pressure speaking of weather again,
are punk satawny Phil's predictions for the start of spring
more often right or wrong? Now you know he's the
ground hog.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
That look, I would say that he is more often wrong,
more often wrong, the fake ground hog, real ground.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Young Peter, don't crumble me.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
Now I'm agreeing with you.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay, so you agree that it is right most.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Of the time.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
She said wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, she said wrong and you are agreeing with her?
Then yeah, I'm worried about that.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Now wrong.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
By the way, about sixty five percent of the time,
punks and Tony Field is wrong. But he's cute again,
godly and you can drive a car and you say
that movie. What do you expect that of a Yankee?
That's good for a Yankee. They have a good job
on you in Buddy one underd twenty dollars worth of bulls.
(11:04):
Notot headed your way up the Stanton who had a boy.
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Don't give a shout out to that Gridoce girl.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
She knows the one.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right, buddy, hang right there. If I grown old girl,
WoT a many hour and tell me your news. On
the other side, they get a race raves gone byes.
Remember our man Raper big shows on the radio. Go
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he still opens junk mail.
Speaker 12 (12:26):
Yeah, here's something I got in the mail at home.
I get stuff like this all the time, stuff I
didn't ask for and wonder how they got my name
and address. Sometimes there's a good deal in it. Mostly not.
Mostly it's stuff disguised. Is some good deal that I've
been specifically selected for, but I must act within thirty
days to take advantage of it. It doesn't take closer
(12:48):
inspection to notice they want to take advantage of me.
I got this in the mail Friday, I think it was.
On the outside it tells me what is inside. That's
because they know that most people like me will throw
it away without opening it. Some kind of credit card,
I bet, because on the outside it tells me you're
pre approved, pre approved. What's this pre stuff? Why not
(13:10):
just you're already approved? When I look inside, I see that.
Of course I'm not pre approved. And it is a
credit card they want me to sign up for if
I send them an eighty dollars annual fee and tell
them how much money I make. Certainly not pre approved
and none of you damn business. What is this pre
approved stuff? That falls right in the same category of
(13:32):
pre owned for used car, pre registered when they want
additional information to pook you on, kind of like pre recorded.
Hey dummy, if it is recorded, it was done sometime
previous to when you're hearing it. People sure do go
out of their way to keep from being simple and direct,
don't they. I'm Robert D. Rayford who never falls for
(13:53):
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But first, it's Tater Tayman News. Here's our girl, Marcaid
Taytor Moren.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Why thank you for saving some words for me. So
there was a lot of celebrity passings in the last
week and they were happening so quickly, and then we
were able to touch base on them just briefly. But
let's just go through the list real quick. So Ozzy
Osbourne and then and the tributes are still rolling in
for Ozzy was twenty six years old. His death comes
(20:02):
about two weeks after his farewell show in the United Kingdom.
So yeah, so he it is. It's hit the rock
world pretty pretty pretty hard, pretty hard. So well, the
kind of saw it coming, Yeah, I guess with one they.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Related to that applications dude to Marta.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
You know, he was fired from Black Sabbath in nineteen
seventy nine. That's when he went solo and his nineteen
eighty solo debut, Blizzard of Oz, sold over four million
copies back then. He was inducted to the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame in two thousand and five as
a member of Black Sabbath, and he was inducted as
a solo artist in twenty twenty four. And yes, he
was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in early twenty twenty and
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just some health issues at one after another.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
His wife Sharon said that the last five years he
was in excruciating pain every day.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
It had a lot of surgeries too. He had had
a bad like eight TV wreck or something along the lines.
And ah so anyway, also wrestling Great Hull Cogan. You've
all seen the news on Hulkgan. TMZ reported that he
died at his home in Florida of cardiac arrest.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
So there were.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Rumors floating around that he was in failing health, but
his wife Sky had debunked those rumors and other close
friends of his said that no, he wasn't in a coma.
Speaker 15 (21:24):
Yeah, that guy started by a DJ Bubba the Love
Sponge who said he had knowledge of but he didn't.
But then when when Hulk died a few days after that,
it made him look like he was on the inside,
but he wasn't. The family says, no, we don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
And the Hulk was seventy one and he has a
birthday coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Like in this week, Jackie was in touch with the
nature boy Rick Flair, and oh yeah they were clear Flair. Yeah,
he's he's taking that hard.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Yeah, always when your buddies. Yeah, we're getting that age.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I remember I told you I got the meetthog Nate
introduced me to him. When when back when Rick owned
golds Gym, was that up for appearance in the office.
He was just a real nice I mean in.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Person a gentle giants gentle, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Really was. It can be said for Rick Flair both.
I mean they were just bears of people.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
He was a twelve time world heavyweight champion and whole comania.
I mean you can ask that even the young kids,
they know.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
He really took the wrestling deal to worldwide things.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
They really did.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Tragically, Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played THEO on The Cosby Show,
was was killed. He drowned off the coast of Costa
Rica the undercurrents or the strong rip tide rip currents.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We were wondering if that was do you know, was
it around Hermosa Beach? Was it on the Pacific side?
Speaker 11 (22:54):
He was Uh.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
They said it occurred at Playa Grande.
Speaker 15 (23:00):
It's an area known for its riptides, and they were
there were several people that got rescued at the same
time that he drowned.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
In fact, one of his children, eight year.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
His eight year old daughter, a surfer, actually was able
to get to her and paddle her back to shore.
They also were able to pull Malcolm out, but and
and worked for forty five minutes and couldn't. They said
that there's no official lifeguards on duty, and the local
volunteers sited a lack of funding and government support for
consistent beach patrols. I guess to put off the signs,
(23:32):
let you know that what the water is.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Doing down there, it's always big waves.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
They had the World Surfing Tournament.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, well that's what draws people is Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
And the last one I want to let you know
about is Chuck Mangioni, Yeah, who was eighty four years old.
The jazz trumpeter. Uh and uh yeah, he co led
the Jazz Brothers with his brother Gap and he had
a solo career in nineteen seventy he was a two
time Grammy winner.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
And he had a urgent some popularity in the late
late nineties and in two thousand and three playing a
cartoon version of himself on King of the Hill. Right,
So for those of you who didn't know he did
jazz trumbic in the seventies, you know him from King
of the Hill.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
This has been another episode of bummer.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
And also I have to let you know that your
friend of the show, Sandy Pinkard.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Sandy of Pinkered and Bowden, passed away and he was seventy.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Seventy eight years old. Has to wait home. That's all
the details I know about that.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
But yeah, you got a hog.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Hey.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Ellen DeGeneres moved to the UK because of Trump and
it's not coming back.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That is a good because her ears are so big
she could probably fly back.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Oh wow, all right, you know it's an observation.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
That picture is burnt in my head, but I ain't
never come back.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, they're else like her little pixire haircut. You're right,
it is.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I guess the butch dude haircut kind of makes them
look like But is she the husband or I don't
know how to by the haircut you, I don't.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Know, I haven't I haven't asked her. But Porscha definitely
her wife dresses up more, if that's what you're asking.
Porscha does more of the gowns and the makeup and
the long hair. And if that's what you're asking, and Ellen's.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
More, I don't guess. You have to be in those
roles correct these days and time.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh, he's afraid. HR is gonna call him in for
another meeting.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Look at him scared. Did not answer my phone for
another week.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
This has been another learning subject.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
One's big ears. All of a sudden, I'm the bad God.
All right, well, thank you very much for that report. Here,
let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word. Here
we go one eight hundred big show. We'll get a
couple of contestants team up and play next. Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio for your Thursday
Jue Light of thirty. First, let's jump on in here.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I buy the bad that's like the birdy word, not
a wordy word. Let's meet the contestants. You got Randall
from Dyersburg, Tennessee. Good morning, Randall, Good morning, bunny. They've
got another volunteer boy out of Fountain City, Tennessee. You
got Chris. Good morning, Chris, Hey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Get out now.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
But Chris from Fountain City, teter You got Chris on
your side, okay, me and Randall on the other. All right, boys,
let's see. Uh so guys of food sold at fast
food places? Our word tablet category, fast food places, words
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associated with that. So Chris, you relax Randall to see
what me and you can do. For the first thirty seconds,
you read a song your third all right, okay, fast food?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I ain't never been through a drive through and get one?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Now?
Speaker 12 (27:56):
Have you got?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
So?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Aren't the clock?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Now? This is a salty snack. You put mustard on it.
They sail it on the streets in New York. M
No salty, it's it's hard, yes, all right? A chicken
buffalo blank buffalo chicken? Yes, uh huh. This is on
a stick. It's two words. It's it's like a no, yes,
(28:26):
all right. This is a Mexican thing, not a taco,
but a yes had a boy ran good work. Body
put a four up there on the board. So Tater
and Chris for their round one. I was questioned about
dead pretzel.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
You get, you get, you can get bites at like
you do. I think you can.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Broad my drive through.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Pretzel, the whole world of bad food.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Now they're too old to learn to eat on the go.
That's here we go, and Chris you're ready, Chris, I'm
ready and go. All right.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
These are instead of French fries or onion rings. They
this is two words. The first word is my nickname.
Now the first word is my nickname.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
You there, you go.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
This is okay. This is ice cream and you drink it.
And I want sweeter unsweet iced a potato blank. They'll
serve it with like a sandwich. Oh oh, I just
said it. This is what the kind of you get.
You go to firehouse and get one of these.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
No, okay, okay, So John gotten down for four? All right,
four to four? Randall here we go for round two.
You ready, buddy, Sure we're picking up on that last one.
Start the clock now, corn beef one rye is like
(30:04):
a what what a boat that goes underneath the ocean
as what Yeah, so a subwa?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
You eat it?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
A sub? A sub?
Speaker 7 (30:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
A ham and cheese? What a sub?
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
All right? This is a green thing you eat at
first of your meal, A green garden. You put dressing
on it?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh hey, this is what you get at Windy's a
chocolate Yeah all right? Two on that four. It's a
six for Randall. So Chris and Tater two will tie,
three will win. It's set up for you. Ready go okay.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
All the burger places sell this kind of It's a
blank blank It's a poultry between two buns.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
It's called a what fish swich?
Speaker 6 (30:58):
No poultry there you go? Oh, kids love this. They
usually make it for them. I have two pieces of bread.
It's two pieces of bread and they heat it up
and it's called a blank blank girl. Krispy Kreme sells
these blank duncan huhrd.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Following?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Sorry, Randall, dog gone the Dyersburg. We came up a
little short, buddy, but we'll get Jackie. Give you another
shot down the road. All right, thank you? All right? Well,
appreciate you. Crass and Fountain City. What you say you
is nervous winning your first.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
I'll get the head of her.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I just couldn't help it.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I'm like, say, a long time withstener per years.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
I just I'm I'm just amazed to be on here.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I'm so glad we wont and it ain't over now
because you've got some bird Tee County peanuts coming to
your house in Fountain City. You're gonna love this big
old price back you just won. Chris, congratulations, buddy. All right,
thanks you guys. I'm playing get out all right. Good morning,
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got the big show on the radio. Big request from ungo.
Stan Shelton out of Knoxville, Tennessee, oh And Chris Ray
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for the John boy has an embarrassing problem.
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Hurricane love song, Hurricane Hurricane, Hurricane lost.
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Ten feet long, Johnny, that's heard it in a love song.
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Love you Mean It
Well, let's talk about the winners and the losers and
that sporting NASCAR with a man who's been covering for
nine close to forty years, and we're just hitting a
little Stopwatch reset right here. Doug Rice is oh no, low.
Good board to Dougie.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I appreciate it, Johnny, thanks a bunch. Yeah, big race
one of the crown jewels of the sport. Last week
at Indian for Bubble, Wallace the best day of his
NASCAR career. He started on the front row, really was
never out of the top ten, and at the end
had to survive two restarts against the guy that most
people think is the best in the business, and that's
(00:36):
Kyle Larson, and he would head to head with him,
held on and won and what what a big win.
He was the guy on the playoff bubble and now
he is solidly in the playoffs. He wins a huge
race and this changes everything. This means now that the
cut line moves on down and it gets tougher and
(00:57):
tougher for people to point their way in and we'll
probably I'm thinking with four races to go, we could
easily get another winner. So making the playoffs this year
on points is gonna be really tough.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And you point out that Chase Elliott, who is a
top of these standings, has lead shrinks a little bit
after this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, he's only down to four points over his teammate
William Byron, and then back in third is Kyle Larson.
He's fifteen back, and then Denny Hamlin's only twenty points back.
And that's a big deal for the regular season because
whoever wins that gets that big stash of fifteen playoff
points heading into the playoffs, and that's a huge advantage.
(01:40):
So trust me, all four of those guys are eyeing
that prize of those fifteen points, and with four races
to go, that could easily swing in any direction. So
I like where Elliot's at right now, but four points
is just four positions out on the racetrack, so it's
pretty tight for that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So Doug, we're looking at the next four races before
the playoffs, say who's going to be in this IOWA
this weekend and Watkins gonna end Richmond and then Daytona.
So would you say Daytona definitely would call them a
wild card race about luck.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And there are nine drivers that have won on these
big tracks Daytona, Atlanta or Talladega that are racing this
year that have not won. So that's nine more people
that you can put in the mix that could easily
go down to Daytona, get a win, and find themselves
in the playoffs. People like Bradchislowski and Eric Jones who
haven't done much.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
This year, but if they go down there and race
up to.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Their potential, you get another wild card winner in the playoffs.
So I love where that race is on the schedule
and the fact that it's a last chance special for
people to qualify for the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So I'm looking at at the sixteenth spot, the last
one in if bubble was hanging on the bubble. So
Ty Gibbs is right there right now, Toy Gibbs.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Is making a move up.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Ty's gonna have to win. He's he got to get
a w somewhere along the way. He's far enough back
that he he won't make the cut. But I'll tell
you what, he has really stepped up this year and
they have put themselves in positions to win races. I
wouldn't be surprised if Ty Gibbs went up to Watkins
Glen and gave SVG a run for his money. It's
gonna be tough to beat him there. He's just that
(03:20):
much better of a road racer. But I think Ty
Gibbs is he's kind of legitimized himself this year. I
know a lot of people silver spoon him, but he's
he's a pretty good driver. Any one a million bucks
at Indy by in the end season challenge by beating
Ty Dillon.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's right. That don't hurt for a good season. Miss
the playoffs there? Uh so, okay, Wagan's going in the
road course about Shane Van Ginsburg. Three wins, Thank you,
I practicing progress all right. Wasn't deal on Austin Hill.
He's gonna miss a race. Spend it ye.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Austin Hill, who drives the NASCAR Sfindy Series for Richard
Childers Racing, got called for rough driving at Indy. He
put Eric on Morol in the wall intentionally. NASCAR parked
in at the race for five laps. Then they came
back and said, you know what, you don't get to
race this coming weekend at Iowa. So and he loses
(04:19):
all the playoff points he had. He won three races,
so that's a double Whammie for him. No race this weekend,
and he gets no playoff points until the playoffs starts,
so he will go into the playoffs with zero playoff points.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, Well to see Iowa corn three point fifty.
You powered my ethanol this weekend, Doug.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well, of course.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I was thinking, all right, we'll lease some taters. I said,
no way, that's Idaho. So I is the corn right? Alright?
I got it? Yeah? Well, Doug, all right, now we
got this settled. Who you like and eyewa this weekend?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Uh you know there we could have an upset there
this time. These teams that are not in the playoffs
are getting really desperate. But I think that William Byron
could be a threat this weekend up there for the Chevrolets,
I like him.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
For the Chevyes.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
For the Fords, Ryan Blaney plainly won their last year,
dominated that race. I think he's got a shot. As
far as the Toyotas are concerned, I'm gonna go with
the guy that I've ridden a lot this year. He's
won four races, and that's Denny Hamlin.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
All right, yeah, maaa. Hamlin's been good to me. Every
time you bring his name up there Doug. Good work there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Keep writing him down, all.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, all right, Doug, have a great weekend, buddy. We'll
catch up next week.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
All right, guys, talk to you then. Thanks a donch.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thank you so much as dog Ris follow him on
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We'll get a contestant play next. Super Now it's just
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John Bore billing the gang pick one not here moving
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mean my contestant. David from Stanton, Virginia. Good morning, David,
top of the morning to you John Boyne. Really well,
(07:12):
the man and his tater is going to be the
most important one in the room for you. David will
ask her some questions you agree or disagree with her, answer,
so woo you will you know? Do here? All right,
let's jump on in here, Tater, dorda. Here we go,
(07:32):
jumping in here with your jumping tater. During a freak
weather event in Montana in eighteen eighty seven, something fell
from the sky that measured fifteen inches wide and eight
inches thick, and to this day it is the largest
one ever recorded. What was it?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Now?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I know people were thinking it was a two thousand
flushes from an airplane, but yeah, right, the sky is
falling in my Montana. This is gonna sound strange, but
it was a snowflake.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Fifteen inches wide, eight inches stick, largest one ever recorded.
You say it was a snowflake? Yeah, David? Do you agree?
I disagree. I have to agree.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
I have nothing else doing something like.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well you all right, snowflake?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yes, really.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Made the books?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Would you don't want to catch that one with your tongue?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
If there was an.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Airplane head rush, well you say a superfly?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
What about a matter trick? If there had been an
airplane in.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That year, it was for taking up our time? But
we go a David back to you. So let's say
we get another bell Tay, they're statistically speaking, yes, one
month is it most likely to snow anywhere in the
United States?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Statistically speaking, not just speaking speaking. I want to be
statistically stay let's see March.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
March.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Tedda says it's a month it is most likely to
snow anywhere in the US March. Agree or disagree, David,
I'm going to agree with it once more because you
miss you were close. It's February. How do you alright
(09:38):
when there's a on the buzzer? It's a full count
going into the last question pressure speaking of weather again,
are punk satawny Phil's predictions for the start of spring
more often right or wrong? Now you know he's the
ground hog.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
That look, I would say that he is more often wrong,
more often wrong, the fake ground hog, real ground.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Young Peter, don't crumble me.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
Now I'm agreeing with you.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay, so you agree that it is right most.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Of the time.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
She said wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, she said wrong and you are agreeing with her?
Then yeah, I'm worried about that.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Now wrong.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
By the way, about sixty five percent of the time,
punks and Tony Field is wrong. But he's cute again,
godly and you can drive a car and you say
that movie. What do you expect that of a Yankee?
That's good for a Yankee. They have a good job
on you in Buddy one underd twenty dollars worth of bulls.
(11:04):
Notot headed your way up the Stanton who had a boy.
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Don't give a shout out to that Gridoce girl.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
She knows the one.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right, buddy, hang right there. If I grown old girl,
WoT a many hour and tell me your news. On
the other side, they get a race raves gone byes.
Remember our man Raper big shows on the radio. Go
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Yeah, here's something I got in the mail at home.
I get stuff like this all the time, stuff I
didn't ask for and wonder how they got my name
and address. Sometimes there's a good deal in it. Mostly not.
Mostly it's stuff disguised. Is some good deal that I've
been specifically selected for, but I must act within thirty
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inspection to notice they want to take advantage of me.
I got this in the mail Friday, I think it was.
On the outside it tells me what is inside. That's
because they know that most people like me will throw
it away without opening it. Some kind of credit card,
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Of course I'm not pre approved. And it is a
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I send them an eighty dollars annual fee and tell
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pre owned for used car, pre registered when they want
additional information to pook you on, kind of like pre recorded.
Hey dummy, if it is recorded, it was done sometime
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And amazingly, whatever it was didn't eat any holes in
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But first, it's Tater Tayman News. Here's our girl, Marcaid
Taytor Moren.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Why thank you for saving some words for me. So
there was a lot of celebrity passings in the last
week and they were happening so quickly, and then we
were able to touch base on them just briefly. But
let's just go through the list real quick. So Ozzy
Osbourne and then and the tributes are still rolling in
for Ozzy was twenty six years old. His death comes
(20:02):
about two weeks after his farewell show in the United Kingdom.
So yeah, so he it is. It's hit the rock
world pretty pretty pretty hard, pretty hard. So well, the
kind of saw it coming, Yeah, I guess with one they.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Related to that applications dude to Marta.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
You know, he was fired from Black Sabbath in nineteen
seventy nine. That's when he went solo and his nineteen
eighty solo debut, Blizzard of Oz, sold over four million
copies back then. He was inducted to the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame in two thousand and five as
a member of Black Sabbath, and he was inducted as
a solo artist in twenty twenty four. And yes, he
was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in early twenty twenty and
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just some health issues at one after another.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
His wife Sharon said that the last five years he
was in excruciating pain every day.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
It had a lot of surgeries too. He had had
a bad like eight TV wreck or something along the lines.
And ah so anyway, also wrestling Great Hull Cogan. You've
all seen the news on Hulkgan. TMZ reported that he
died at his home in Florida of cardiac arrest.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
So there were.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Rumors floating around that he was in failing health, but
his wife Sky had debunked those rumors and other close
friends of his said that no, he wasn't in a coma.
Speaker 15 (21:24):
Yeah, that guy started by a DJ Bubba the Love
Sponge who said he had knowledge of but he didn't.
But then when when Hulk died a few days after that,
it made him look like he was on the inside,
but he wasn't. The family says, no, we don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
And the Hulk was seventy one and he has a
birthday coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Like in this week, Jackie was in touch with the
nature boy Rick Flair, and oh yeah they were clear Flair. Yeah,
he's he's taking that hard.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Yeah, always when your buddies. Yeah, we're getting that age.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I remember I told you I got the meetthog Nate
introduced me to him. When when back when Rick owned
golds Gym, was that up for appearance in the office.
He was just a real nice I mean in.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Person a gentle giants gentle, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Really was. It can be said for Rick Flair both.
I mean they were just bears of people.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
He was a twelve time world heavyweight champion and whole comania.
I mean you can ask that even the young kids,
they know.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
He really took the wrestling deal to worldwide things.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
They really did.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Tragically, Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played THEO on The Cosby Show,
was was killed. He drowned off the coast of Costa
Rica the undercurrents or the strong rip tide rip currents.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We were wondering if that was do you know, was
it around Hermosa Beach? Was it on the Pacific side?
Speaker 11 (22:54):
He was Uh.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
They said it occurred at Playa Grande.
Speaker 15 (23:00):
It's an area known for its riptides, and they were
there were several people that got rescued at the same
time that he drowned.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
In fact, one of his children, eight year.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
His eight year old daughter, a surfer, actually was able
to get to her and paddle her back to shore.
They also were able to pull Malcolm out, but and
and worked for forty five minutes and couldn't. They said
that there's no official lifeguards on duty, and the local
volunteers sited a lack of funding and government support for
consistent beach patrols. I guess to put off the signs,
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let you know that what the water is.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Doing down there, it's always big waves.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
They had the World Surfing Tournament.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, well that's what draws people is Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
And the last one I want to let you know
about is Chuck Mangioni, Yeah, who was eighty four years old.
The jazz trumpeter. Uh and uh yeah, he co led
the Jazz Brothers with his brother Gap and he had
a solo career in nineteen seventy he was a two
time Grammy winner.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
And he had a urgent some popularity in the late
late nineties and in two thousand and three playing a
cartoon version of himself on King of the Hill. Right,
So for those of you who didn't know he did
jazz trumbic in the seventies, you know him from King
of the Hill.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
This has been another episode of bummer.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
And also I have to let you know that your
friend of the show, Sandy Pinkard.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Sandy of Pinkered and Bowden, passed away and he was seventy.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Seventy eight years old. Has to wait home. That's all
the details I know about that.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
But yeah, you got a hog.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Hey.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Ellen DeGeneres moved to the UK because of Trump and
it's not coming back.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That is a good because her ears are so big
she could probably fly back.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Oh wow, all right, you know it's an observation.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
That picture is burnt in my head, but I ain't
never come back.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, they're else like her little pixire haircut. You're right,
it is.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I guess the butch dude haircut kind of makes them
look like But is she the husband or I don't
know how to by the haircut you, I don't.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Know, I haven't I haven't asked her. But Porscha definitely
her wife dresses up more, if that's what you're asking.
Porscha does more of the gowns and the makeup and
the long hair. And if that's what you're asking, and Ellen's.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
More, I don't guess. You have to be in those
roles correct these days and time.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh, he's afraid. HR is gonna call him in for
another meeting.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Look at him scared. Did not answer my phone for
another week.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
This has been another learning subject.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
One's big ears. All of a sudden, I'm the bad God.
All right, well, thank you very much for that report. Here,
let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word. Here
we go one eight hundred big show. We'll get a
couple of contestants team up and play next. Good morning.
(26:46):
That's a big show on the radio for your Thursday
Jue Light of thirty. First, let's jump on in here.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I buy the bad that's like the birdy word, not
a wordy word. Let's meet the contestants. You got Randall
from Dyersburg, Tennessee. Good morning, Randall, Good morning, bunny. They've
got another volunteer boy out of Fountain City, Tennessee. You
got Chris. Good morning, Chris, Hey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Get out now.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
But Chris from Fountain City, teter You got Chris on
your side, okay, me and Randall on the other. All right, boys,
let's see. Uh so guys of food sold at fast
food places? Our word tablet category, fast food places, words
(27:42):
associated with that. So Chris, you relax Randall to see
what me and you can do. For the first thirty seconds,
you read a song your third all right, okay, fast food?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I ain't never been through a drive through and get one?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Now?
Speaker 12 (27:56):
Have you got?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
So?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Aren't the clock?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Now? This is a salty snack. You put mustard on it.
They sail it on the streets in New York. M
No salty, it's it's hard, yes, all right? A chicken
buffalo blank buffalo chicken? Yes, uh huh. This is on
a stick. It's two words. It's it's like a no, yes,
(28:26):
all right. This is a Mexican thing, not a taco,
but a yes had a boy ran good work. Body
put a four up there on the board. So Tater
and Chris for their round one. I was questioned about
dead pretzel.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
You get, you get, you can get bites at like
you do. I think you can.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Broad my drive through.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Pretzel, the whole world of bad food.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Now they're too old to learn to eat on the go.
That's here we go, and Chris you're ready, Chris, I'm
ready and go. All right.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
These are instead of French fries or onion rings. They
this is two words. The first word is my nickname.
Now the first word is my nickname.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
You there, you go.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
This is okay. This is ice cream and you drink it.
And I want sweeter unsweet iced a potato blank. They'll
serve it with like a sandwich. Oh oh, I just
said it. This is what the kind of you get.
You go to firehouse and get one of these.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
No, okay, okay, So John gotten down for four? All right,
four to four? Randall here we go for round two.
You ready, buddy, Sure we're picking up on that last one.
Start the clock now, corn beef one rye is like
(30:04):
a what what a boat that goes underneath the ocean
as what Yeah, so a subwa?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
You eat it?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
A sub? A sub?
Speaker 7 (30:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
A ham and cheese? What a sub?
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
All right? This is a green thing you eat at
first of your meal, A green garden. You put dressing
on it?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh hey, this is what you get at Windy's a
chocolate Yeah all right? Two on that four. It's a
six for Randall. So Chris and Tater two will tie,
three will win. It's set up for you. Ready go okay.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
All the burger places sell this kind of It's a
blank blank It's a poultry between two buns.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
It's called a what fish swich?
Speaker 6 (30:58):
No poultry there you go? Oh, kids love this. They
usually make it for them. I have two pieces of bread.
It's two pieces of bread and they heat it up
and it's called a blank blank girl. Krispy Kreme sells
these blank duncan huhrd.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Following?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Sorry, Randall, dog gone the Dyersburg. We came up a
little short, buddy, but we'll get Jackie. Give you another
shot down the road. All right, thank you? All right? Well,
appreciate you. Crass and Fountain City. What you say you
is nervous winning your first.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
I'll get the head of her.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I just couldn't help it.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I'm like, say, a long time withstener per years.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
I just I'm I'm just amazed to be on here.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I'm so glad we wont and it ain't over now
because you've got some bird Tee County peanuts coming to
your house in Fountain City. You're gonna love this big
old price back you just won. Chris, congratulations, buddy. All right,
thanks you guys. I'm playing get out all right. Good morning,
(32:18):
got the big show on the radio. Big request from ungo.
Stan Shelton out of Knoxville, Tennessee, oh And Chris Ray
and Charleston, South Carolina both asked to here chronic Lyricos's
all right, Stan and Chris from Knoxville to Charleston. We
got you covered coming up next. Good morning, it's a
(33:03):
big showel the radio just stickle to death. They want
to get the word out over these years about my condition.
Stan Knoxville, Tennessee, Chris donn and Charleston, South Carolina. I
don't know of y'all suffering from it, so let's just
all enjoy it.
Speaker 14 (33:22):
Said on a knife, I was downtown woman cutting in day.
Speaker 13 (33:30):
Yeah, yeah, that Saturday night, I was downtown working for
the FBI.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
No, no, no, that's the lyric.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Oh you were No, I didn't think you were working
for the John boy has an embarrassing problem.
Speaker 14 (33:46):
Hurricane love song, Hurricane Hurricane, Hurricane lost.
Speaker 13 (34:02):
Ten feet long, Johnny, that's heard it in a love song.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Can't be wrong.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (34:09):
He appears normal, but he's actually the victim of a
debilitating disease.
Speaker 14 (34:17):
Rocking Donna Harvey, Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey,
rocking Donna Harvey.
Speaker 13 (34:26):
Not rocking Donna Harvey.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
It's rocking down the highway.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Ah, rocking donnah huh.
Speaker 13 (34:32):
He thinks he knows the lyrics to popular songs, but
he's actually the victim of chronic lyricosis.
Speaker 10 (34:40):
So hold on, Lucy, don't let go. If you came
to night Lay, you're gonna lose your tone.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Hold on loosely, don't let go.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
If you clean too tightly, you're gonna lose control.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Control, control, control.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
Chronic lyricosis affects thousands of Americans each year, And now
there's hope. Your contribution to the American chronic lyricosas Society
can help end this dreaded crippler of would be karaoke
singers everywhere.
Speaker 10 (35:22):
Living Way they're drunk.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Put your foot on, hey hey, hey hey, imminence front.
It's a put on. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Living Way
the Drunk.
Speaker 13 (35:30):
Send you a text deductible contribution to the American chronic
Lyricosas Society. Nine to fifteen East fourth Street, Charlotte, two
eight two o four.
Speaker 10 (35:39):
Don't go around your ways if you take your knath, there's.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
A bathroom own the right. Ah, good morning, make Shaw's
(36:17):
on the radio feature try Cattle the big box this morning.
Keywords balloon boy, take you right to this call to
our agent Murray.
Speaker 8 (36:27):
Hello, red I Turner Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Hey, is this mister passed out? John boy? Billy here? Hey, Ceel,
I noticed you didn't do your little thing?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
What little thing?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
That quickie sales presentation written in poetry thing?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I gotta look forward to that.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Okay, how's this?
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Roses are red violets of blue?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
What do you want? I got stuff to do?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
This not as snappy as usual?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Thanks for trying?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Is Murray in hold on asking?
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Murray?
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Are you on?
Speaker 7 (36:56):
No?
Speaker 8 (36:56):
No, it's not. The master card guy called Bobby, what hey,
let me save you some time. The little cat thinks
it's a giant mouth, but it's really a kangaroo kicking
the crap out of the big cat.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Yeah, pick it up, Jimbo, love you a minute.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, Mary, just checking in to saying we got any
pearss lined up?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Man, you interrupted Uncle Whacky's Cartoon Clubhouse for that, I mean,
hold on, baby, let me check. Nope. Nothing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Times are still tired.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Huh Oh, you.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Don't know the half of it, babe. Our client list
is down to Jimbo and Bobby, Twitchy, the clown and
the sham Wow guy. But things might be turning around.
I just signed a new act, a multi talented performer
who's been getting a whole bunch of FaceTime on television
for about the last week or so.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Richard Heeney?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh, Richard, Hey, you mean the balloon Boy's nut job daddy.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
You know he suggested that slogan, but Richard thought we
needed something a little more upbeat. We're going with as
seen on TV.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Murray, I can't believe you'd represent some idiotic attention haul.
It goes on TV and lies in the whole country.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
I did mention we've got the sham.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Wow guy right, I'm serious man, How in the world
are you gonna be able to make money with Richard Heeney.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Well, the dunking booth is not generating the kind of
cash flow we're really looking for yet, So I think
we're going to move into the world of licensing, lending
Richard's name and image to a select group of product endorsements,
like what like Van Camp's Beanie Heeni. I got a
meeting with their product.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Development people later this week, logot Oh.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
We're also pitching a pre mixed cocktail called the Heini Teeny,
a line of organic produce featuring Hemi zucchini, a women's
two piece swimmer collection called the Teeny Weenie he Ney Bikini,
and my personal fave, a line of collector toys for
the two to foyer set called Hemi Baby. You order
(39:03):
off the website, we use a big mile off balloon
to deliver them to your front yard or the top
of a tall tree in your front yard as the case.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Maybe that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Hey, I haven't even told you about our idea for
a kid's karaoke machine. It's called ballooney Tune.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Okay, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
And Richard and I are thinking about a brand new
independent startup company called Red Hot Kimi Incorporation. We'd love
for you and Bobby to be with us as two
of the primary investors.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Okay, Okay, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Jimbo, why do you keep saying that's the stupidest thing
I ever heard?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Because you keep talking.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Now you use my own move against me. I've taught
you too well, grasshopper. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch
thing letter. Have you a machine called my machine? And
give my luve to Bobby. That's Billy him too, And Jimbo,
what call me?
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