August 1, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll roll out all of our usual Friday favorites.. - The Not Ready For Drive Time Players unwrap a brand new script entitled "The Dancing Duck”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Tings”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in about the slow news weeks in the world of sports.. - We’ll fill a request for “Peckerhead Road”.. - and Oliver shows some love to Jackie about her birthday…
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export letters.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh we get letters.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
We get your letters every day, mail man, mail man.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Mail two day, rip right in and out out.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The letters.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That's one.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And what you got to say boy today?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
All right, by the way, I thought, that's reach right
in and pull up.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
All right, thank you well, it brings a letter today.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
But this letter requires a setup because we have talked
about this on the Big Show and it came from
a news paper article in the Wilmington Star from Wilmington,
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Billy, will you highlight that for us?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
A little problem done in Brunswick County at Sandy Creek.
A lady named Patricia Caffey had a couple of parakeets,
and to make a long story short, what happened is
she came home and found a snake, a rat snake
in the cage with one of her two parakeets.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Ah. Yeah, of course, she just freaked out.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
She called nine to one one and as it turned out,
it took them a long time to get there because
they had the wrong address in the computer database at
one one.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
So it's fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
She starts hollering for the neighbors, and they come over,
drag the cage out into the yard, open it up,
and they dragged the snake out and.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Kill it with a pitch. But it was too late.
It was too late. Yeah, one of the birds was eating.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And and the story it talks about the names of
the parakeets.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
There.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Let's see, they pulled the cage out using a pitch
for or open the cage, let the snake out. The
other parakeet, John Boy, was at the top of the
cage avoiding the snake.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Now, so one of the parakees was named John Boy,
and it says after radio personality John Boy.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
The one is named Winona, and it says here win
Ona is named after a country singer Winona Judd, and
John Boy is named after morning radio show host John Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And y'all started it, Randy, I think you jumped in
and said, oh, that's just like you know, John Boy
up in the top of the cage watching Winona get
eaten and no doubt.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Of hollering, do what you want to the girl, but
leave me alone.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
That's much like the real John Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Talk about that a little bit talk it was odd
listeners sent it in Well. This letter today is from
Patricia Caffey. Okay, dear John Boy, I've been an avid
listener to your show for several years now. Friday, I
was not listening, but have heard from many of my
co workers that you discussed the situation that occurred at
my home the previous Sunday. I returned home to find
a four and a half foot snake in my parakeet's cage.
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The snake was in the process of attacking my female.
I was unable to get any help for what seemed
like an eternity. When all was said and done, my
female was devored.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I think that should be.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, no wonder she's feeling like this. That's that's a
lot worse than what I had. So yeah, of course devoured.
I understand that you handled this in a very insensitive manner.
I realized that your show is comedy based, but this
was indeed a very horrifying experience for me. Consider this,
had this happened to your wife, would you have handled
it in this way? I am truly disappointed in you.
(03:47):
Sometimes funny is not worth the feelings of others. Patricia Caffey,
Sandy Creek, North Carolina. Well, it sounds like I'm gonna
have a I'm Sorry coming up, So let's bring in
our Director of Sorry Operations, mister Tayo.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Good morning there, John Boy, Morning there, Billy, and good
morning to you, Miss Kaffe. Let me first of all say,
director of Sorry Operations, I ain't real sure I like
that name.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Y'all are a mawk in me, aren't you.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Well, let's see here, looks like we got us another
comedy based incident that's took a very horrifying turn.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Y'all beat everything.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
You know that.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
John Boyce started talking about something where his name come
up in it and it ended up going south on
You will, Miss Kaffe, if you're really and truly an
avid listener, this ort not to come as a complete surprise.
First off, you got these here birds named why Noah
and John Boy. Now take it from me, right from
the get go, you're just asking for trouble. Then you
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got this snake coming in your house, sir, and he
ets one of your birds. And when it turns out
the one that got at was Whyana in the one
up in the top of the cage of hollering this
John Boy, Well, ma'am, you should have just had somebody
mosey on over and stick a fork in you because
you were dumb. The only thing would have been worse
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is if John Boy had been the one that ed.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
So you know, if you back up.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
A little bit and squint real hard while you're looking
at it, it could have been worse.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yes, ma'am a hall a lot boy.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Now you say here, if this had happened to your wife,
would you have handled it this way?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Well?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
No, See John Boy's wife does have a pet named
John Boy, but it ain't a bird.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
It's a big old jackass.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
And see in a fight with a rat snake we reckon,
a jackass could more than hold his own. And you
close your letter by saying, sometimes funny is not worth
the feelings of others. Well, now we've done some studying
about that, and we figured in this case it was worse,
Miss Caffy. John Boy don't mean to be insensitive. It's
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just when his name comes up he gets the tickled.
He has a hard time of thinking. Struck and straight
thinking ain't something becomes natural to him, even in the
best of circumstances. So you can see what we was
up against here. I mean, I told the fellers, we
are to do something about this situation. I asked how
much a parakeet it costs at the pet store, and
Billy said he reckoned it'd be about twenty five or
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thirty dollars. I said, I thought a big good idea
if one of us went down to the pet store
and bought one. Well, John Boy said, what fur they
ain't hardly got no meat on him? And what's there
looks to be of my stringy? To minute you think
you feelings is hurt? Now, imagine how it upsets you
to ben if you'd have heard that. Of course, come
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to think of it, now that I just told it
to you have her. Well, ma'am, we want to make
this thing right with you. If we can fix up
with another bird to replace old wine on a you
just let us know. And if you're looking for a
name for this here new bird, here's a suggestion, sence
you other in his named John Boy. What you are
to do is get you a robbin with a big
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old red breast on it and name it that bird
from Baywater. Then you wouldn't have to worry about nobody
nibbling on us. Of course, for old John Boy. So
Johnny send that woman to check for thirty dollars and
next time, y'all lack like he got some smarts.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Uh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
That's good, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
I could of course text you on my BlackBerry or
my blueberry or my chuck berry, although technically chuck Berry
is a BlackBerry. The point is you'll stop wasting everybody's
time and grow up. Is that clear to your sweetheart?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Read yell um right, good morning. That's a big show
(08:27):
on the radio. Alride a rave and go one of
the time. Please, there's a microphone.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
That's it. That's all Bun and John Byn.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Randy Jackie, what up? Oh? I told me to talk
to the hand It scared me. Now that's the biggest
hand out, y'all.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Wasn't kidding listening, said you don't had a death in
the congregation last week, Miss Mini man Sanders died.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
She's a lovely woman. She became a close friend of
sense her family for the years too.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
So I thought it'd be a nice gesture if my
wife and I had a large floor arrangement from the.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Two of us delivered for the service. So told the
wife and said, go down and get the biggest arrangement
you can find. Make it white lilies. Those are Msmani's
favorite flower.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
Okay, and giving them with a big white ribbon on it,
and on the ribbon put rest in peace on both sides,
and if you can squeeze it in, we shall meet.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Again in heaven. Now you know, Miss and Seals memory,
it ain't quest sharp as it used to be. I said,
now you write that down so you don't forget it, honey.
She said, don't worry, I got it. I got it right.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Well, Miss and Sale went to the floors in order
to arrangement.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Next day I came into the sanctuary. Dad was in
front of the church the.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Biggest, most beautiful arrangement of white lilies you ever seen
in your life, and one of the longest white ribbons
you ever seen in your life attached to it. Ribbon
must have been ten feet long. I said, what in
the world? And then I got a little bit closer
I could see why it was so long. On the
ribbon in big gold letters, it said rest in peace
on both sides, and if you can squeeze in, we
(10:01):
shall meet again.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
And have.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
You know I got to quit senden.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I can told you out the double speaking.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
The messages getting mingled in the transmission. Ladies and gentleman,
here he's good.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You very buch John bought one dubbin to the other. Yeah,
dubbing Randy Jack your boys do it. I tell you
what this is.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm glad you got the rib shot because she goes data.
This is sending by big show listener to me to
get on you. Alreadie, you know Jeff fox Worthy our buddy,
hoy you tell your red dad by the way, I
made a hundred, but here we got you might be
a Southern Baptist.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
If you think God's presence is always strong us on
the back three pews, you may.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
That wasn't much to you as it was, John.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Boy and ready Villa.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
If you think the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention,
you might be so. If you judge the quality of
a servant by the amount of sweat worked up by
the preacher, you smite me. If your definition of fellowship
has something to do with food. If you if you
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honestly believe the apostle Paul spoke, King James Eaglish, if
you think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
If you think preachers who wear robes are in cahoots
with the Communists, if you judge the quality of a
service by the leaked of the service, and if you
(11:42):
ever wake up in the middle of the night craved
fried chicken and interpret that feeling as a call to preach,
you might be a Southern Baptist. All said, what we're about,
how we gonna?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't very read.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
This, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, faithful Gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh sir, I.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Feel so hum.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's given away time, John Boys. Wonderful thing number one
hundred and fifty. That three excel polo shirts from the
Cavedi Hunneman Selfish Fishing Tournament, freshly cleaned and destained by
Rand his wife. The lucky winner is that a Clinton,
North Carolina. Congratulations to Steven Hunters.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
You're sure it will be arriving from the US Postal
Service and Jackie's handwriting pretty soon there Steve, congratulations wearing well.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
My three Excel pal.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Up next, I wanted them products for good honor. One
coins with all five branches of the military. That's played proudly.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
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Speaker 1 (14:30):
Man Tom Sorenson, our NFL expert. Of course, you know
Tom will pick every game in the NFL this season,
as he does, and he's keeping his eyes on things
right now. No, he's resting up before delving into this season.
This beautiful romantic spot at Holden Beach, North Carolina, and
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then get back next week he's gonna go to our
Carolina Panthers training camp. Will hit that in a little
bit later, but let's good morning to you, Tom. How
is the board down at the beach, buddy?
Speaker 12 (15:04):
H He is never better? As you know. I mean,
just a great place to be and just.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
A small party that includes many kids and sometimes they're quiet.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, let's give a shout out to the dock house
over there, the Paradise Cafe as well. If you all
remember the John Boynbilly Breakfast of Champions for ten years
before we outgrew it with thirty forty thousand some people.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yes, sure approach every time we're talking about Chris.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Chris the lot as old buddy from that is relocated
to the beach way before we got a chance too,
But now we can enjoy him down there. So that's
also if y'all go down there and get your group
of sandwich. Y'all remember me talking about the best group
of sandwich ever had. That's where it happened. The fishing
team I treated them to it. You know how that works, Tom, So,
So they don't take reservations, but they did take your reservations.
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I'm moving.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
It worked out.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
Oh well, it's not who you know, but who you
know who knows somebody, and it worked. They took thirty
sixteen and just really good people at the dark House.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I love you all, but other people are listening right now. Well,
let's get on to where Tom shiness I was getting
a lot of room to eat. So the Hall of
Fame game last night. But you know, it's fun. I
guess you know, see football back. But we're getting closer
and closer, Tom.
Speaker 12 (16:31):
We are.
Speaker 13 (16:31):
And next week is in a so far in camp,
they're surprises, there's holdouts, there's the end of holdouts.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
Unfortunately they're injuries.
Speaker 13 (16:38):
But next week is when it really gears up because
almost every team in the league will have a joint
practice with the team they're playing, and next next.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
Weekend everybody plays.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
There'll be three games on Thursday, three on Friday, eight
on Saturday, and two on Sunday. And when you get
those joint practices, finally they get to take it out
in the heat and it's hot everywhere somebody from the
other team. So there's always fights and there's always stuff
to see and highlights and to write about and it'll
be it's gonna feel real next week.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So who is coming to have joint practice here in
Charlotte with the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
It will be the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 13 (17:18):
Man, they have a really loyal fan base and they
are really suffering. And they did something that almost no
team has ever done. They brought in four new quarterbacks
this season and they have no idea. They say who's
going to start, Who's going to be number one? But
probably gonna be Joe Flackall Flacco was forty and he
is so old. I can't remember a time when Flacco
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was not in the NFL. When I was a kid,
I grew up watching targeting of those guys, and I
would think.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
I don't want to target I want to Flacca. I mean,
he's been around that long.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Two quick Panther stories you got for us all about it.
Speaker 13 (17:56):
Yeah, there's a guy, and he'd had some highlights last season.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
I think he is really going to be good. His
name's Terius Sanders. Speaking of Sanders, speaking of Dion's kid,
who is the quarterback for Cleveland.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
But to Tedious is a second year guy from Texas
and lost some weight. It looks like a wide receiver
and he can really move. And for the last five
years since Greg Olsen left, the Panthers have been by
far the worst team in the NFL at tight end
in terms of every measurable category. So it'll be it'll
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be cool for them to have somebody who can get open.
The other story I like is uh Hunter. Renfro won
two national championships at Clemson when he was a walk
on wide receiver from Myrtle Beach, which your listeners know well,
and he was drafted by the Raiders and wasn't expecting
(18:50):
too much and he became an All Pro wide receiver.
Then he caught a disease ulcerative colitis, which is ontoimmunal disease.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
His weight dropped.
Speaker 13 (19:03):
He's about five can his weight dropped from one eighty
five to one fifty and he thought he was through
and he's only twenty nine. And he was so good
at it for so long, and then Dabo Sweeney, head
coach at Clemson, his college coach, talked to him and
he said, you have a great opportunity. You have a
thing in life that you can really do superbly. Why
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would you give it up? Why not just try? And
the team he grew up watching was the Carolina Panthers,
and his agent talk to now he is in camp,
he is fully healthy and he is having a really
good camp so far.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Wow, what a god to pull for man pull for
Hunter Renfro. That is awesome. And lastly, all right, I
was looking at last Tuesday meal stick my boy. Hey,
his Hard Knocks on and I know it starts next Tuesday.
Is that correct, Tom?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
Yeah, they like to make you wait till boy and
a Buffalo.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
I think it's going to be interesting.
Speaker 13 (19:59):
I like Josh Allen on a quarterback and he but
he said he is struggling with it because he says
he cusses a lot. And he says that may be
okay with HBO, which televis is Hard Knocks, but it
will not be okay with his mom.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
He's really working.
Speaker 13 (20:15):
I'm trying to talk without swearing and it's a it's
a process.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Well see how well he does with the first episode
next Tuesday. That we'll meet here next Friday, Tom, enjoy
your beach weekend, buddy, get on back here, get into camp,
sweat a little bit, and let us see you're really
You're really trying for us this year to as you
come off your best prediction year ever by the way,
all right, well thank you.
Speaker 12 (20:40):
Think I like it when you bring your up because
I don't have to. Everybody, have a great weekend and
I will.
Speaker 13 (20:45):
See you this.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
All right, that's my mister so ah Dan, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
W let's play our worthy word one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line. Get a couple of contestants
team up and play next Good Morning black Jo on
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the radio. Yeah, you can play hit that on air.
Contest one at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
You can't get hood, we'll call you go about that.
I'm gonna keep talking.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
To my bumma music Saint only ones and understand me
where my super fly.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Say Randy when I'm ready for you, ain't god mind.
I don't want here no more.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Let me know it.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I had have itbody bide that bad Okay? No bird
eord that, no bird any word.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Get over there and get your word tablet rando man.
While we meet our contestant. We got Max out of.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Grand View, Indiana. Good morning Max doing alls man.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'll thank another buddy mix on my team here. All right,
we'll see if he gets mad toward the end. And
we got Steve out of Donaldson, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Come on to Steve.
Speaker 14 (22:17):
Hey, how y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
We're good, buddy, Well taty your parcel on them, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Boys, you got Steve on your side.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Tennessee.
Speaker 12 (22:27):
Lady, we won last time.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
All right, well, mix, we gotta do some bad that.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Your clothes boys words, dealing with clothes. Ohay, mix, let's
hope tater.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
The woman doesn't have a Okay, look out all you
were lax? Mix.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Are you ready buddy? Yes, okay, starting to clock now.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Two piece bathing suits. Women wear.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Your cutout.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Piece bathing suit that women wear. Yes, cowboys wear these
on their feet. You wear this to keep your pants up.
You wear this when you get out of the bath
a bath. Put it on a coat?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
A bath? What inside a bath?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
What?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
All right? Four on the board for the mixer.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
I knew that bath clue was gonna work out for you.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Steve and Tayner for your first thirty reddish Steve, I'm
ready and go.
Speaker 11 (23:46):
Are women wear this when they work out? It's two words.
You'll see them. They wear them when they play soccer.
They wear them up top. They wear them up top
and it holds the girls it's called a blank blink.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Uh okay.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
So when you play games, it's called what in school
you go and you play games, it's called oh she
was athletics.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yes, all right?
Speaker 11 (24:12):
So yeah, all right. Oh these are high heeled shoes.
Another name for high hilt spikes.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Alright, Hey, so that was the one on the boards
I do like tennessee.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Max leading steam four to one. Let's go in a
round two? Why Max?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
You ready?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Buddy? All right?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Picking up on that last one? Ready go.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
So it's types of shoes that women wear. Also, it's
like a shotgun where it's not automatic. You gotta pull
it loaded.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah okay, So then this is what like a private
I wears Spectra clue, so wears one of this oh
my outside like when it rains and it's like a
ditch and then it's like one of those rain blanks.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
So a two word what you all right? Well, just
leave it right there. Max, We put a one on
that four four of five. So Tayter and Steve are
picking up on that last one.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
You need four to tie and five will win, all right,
and Steve.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Go all right. A long rain jacket is called a
what you like In the movie you're eating coat right
in the first part of the first part of the word.
In the movies, they'd be yes.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Wretch coat.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Oh uh, this is what you maybe call a wife beater.
Your arms are exposed in this shirt. It's called a
blank blank shirt. Yeah, that's true. But another no, uh,
I don't know, like a like an army blank they
fires guns and yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I was trying to get you to say tank top,
Steve tank top with another. Max wins five to two.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I'm glad y'all didn't repeat. Y'all might have got cocking on.
That's true. That's keeping us, keeping us onumble.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well day we appreciation Donald somebody and try to get later.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
I know you will.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Man, All right, man, y'all have good all right.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Buddy mix look at you and grand view Indie. Am
I getting you bigger?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
That's by good work, buddy. I mean I'm a second
time caller, man.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
My wife beat me the first time.
Speaker 14 (26:41):
I'm so glad.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, dare you why fat Max?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Hey don't.
Speaker 11 (26:52):
Like a dirty shirt?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Good morning bike shows on the radio. Bit request with you.
I'm he boy.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Heath beggar Man from Vernon, Texas says play packer head
Road exclamatory point A. He's just for you, buddy, The
Pride of Vernon, Texas, got your song coming up next?
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Good Morning makes Shall's holor Radio something you'd like to
hear about this time Money through Friday. Hit us up
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Heath out of Vernon, Texas, his favorite tune from Heart
a Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band presents a song
that tells our story based on all our experiences. Mainly
because it's just a list of all our experiences and
it goes exactly like this. Well, mine name's Hart and
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I like Steve. Daisy Duke's my.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Kind of girl.
Speaker 14 (28:50):
Daddy left home, never came back there. Mama was mean,
but she had nice time.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
Me and never run a body shop.
Speaker 14 (29:08):
Brief pain all day till we're about to draw. We
ain't good looking, we ain't real smart. The money we
make ain't worth a fart. Everyday life is a heavy
lord living at the end of pecker Head roll. Now,
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me and my buddies, we ain't quite right. We like
to cussin, we like to fight, men, go to have
a some beer or twelve.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Never learn how.
Speaker 14 (29:58):
To control ourself. We like to watch it some nice
car race. Every gal we date is a butter face,
where as broke as.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
It day is long.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Our whole life.
Speaker 14 (30:20):
Is a country song. Summer's hot and winters cold.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Down at the end to pick your head.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Roads, Yeah yeah, come on.
Speaker 15 (30:37):
By the way, it's actually the frontage road off Steak
Road twenty three. The pecker had Heart is more of
a state of mind, not an official designation.
Speaker 14 (30:49):
And I'll shut up if it.
Speaker 15 (30:50):
All be talking OBErs to make guitars all over.
Speaker 14 (31:01):
We ain't got no for one ky.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
We're just trying to make it.
Speaker 14 (31:09):
Through one more day.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Being brokes our only crime.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
We look for trouble.
Speaker 14 (31:21):
But we ain't got time. We're about as country as
you can get.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
So don't come trying to start.
Speaker 14 (31:34):
No way, But we got a little band that rocks
real hard, live every night in our backyard, living it
up in redneck modes. Down at the end of pet
head rod.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Back your head row.
Speaker 14 (32:08):
Breaker, head row.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Breaker, head.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Add Hizer Bush Santos, Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
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Featured track from.
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The Big Show bit Box like this keywords birthday Jackie.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Here is Oliver.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Well Well Well It's that time of year again. The
spring flowers have at last broke free from mother Earth
and stretched skyward towards the Sun's golden embrace. The robin's
sweet song fills the air as they busily feather their nests,
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eager to start their new family. Why it seems like
the whole world turns green as the budding leaves grow
broad in the warm sun. And speaking of growing broad,
it's Jackie's birthday again to those of you lucky enough
to have met her. And from what I hear, jackiees
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met a lot of people. You can attest to the
fact that Jackie possesses a rare ageless beauty. Oh, she'll
admit to forty two. But one can be sure about
such things. I mean, it's no secret that women are
notorious liars, and between you and me, you know how
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those people never really tend to show their true age anyway. Well,
and before you get all upset and fire off those
angry emails by those people, I of course mean hoes.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
A ah.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Even though it is technically the John, Boy and Billy Show,
it's Jackie the listener's tune in too. Here an irreplaceable
fixture in this hay Seed Boys Club. She often steals
the spotlight from big name guests and favorite regulars alike,
and who could blame them? Her street smart wisecracks at
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a certain urban sparkle to the otherwise mundane rhetorical antics
from the assembled goobers, and that laugh. Listeners love to
hear Jackie's contagious laugh, like a melodic cross between a
steamship whistle and a creepy, love sick sea lion. And
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that sensuous, manly voice that makes all too rare in
appearance in your favorite big show bits. And speaking of
your favorite big show bits, let's not forget about.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
The Twins, Ah, the Twins.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Jackie's gotten more mileage out of those four cups of
silicone than the Michelin man himself. And we're talking highway
miles here. And Jackie, by the way, just because some
people call them puppies doesn't mean you have to take
them out for a.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Walk four times a morning, your hoe.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
As if being a sex symbol win enough. Jackie is
in a precarious position to have to be all things
to all people on the show. She's a regular Jacqueline
of all trades with this cast, she's really got her
hands full. And if you could see the size of
those hands, brother, you know what I mean. For example,
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it's super action Gal Friday Jackie, who spends a better
part of her morning telling John Boy how wonderful he is,
and refilling his water bottle and keeping track of his
favorite pen and telling him how wonderful he is, and
finding his big bag and telling him how wonderful he is,
and of course telling him how wonderful he is. And
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when Billy wanders off, it's mother hen Jackie, who plays
Heidie and herds her precious angel back into the studio
gives him a smack on the bottom and a BC
powder to put out that fire in that great big nog.
Or it might be big Tease Jackie as she ducks
and die just the clumsy romantic advances and embarrassing wandering
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hands of horny old gropemeister Robert d Rafael.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Or maybe it's.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Dress up Party Jackie as she swaps fashion tips and
trendy makeover ideas with her favorite girlfriend Randy. And who
else but Jackie could answer the constant barrage of nerve
racking phone calls in the studio and keep a smile
on her face child's play. You say, I disagree. It
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takes great talent, indeed, to make contest losers feel like winners,
to make our well known and unknown callers all smile
and feel special well before ever getting on the air,
and to make Racing fat Boy the general an astro
neud actually think we're all glad to hear from.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
So Happy birthday, Jackie.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Thanks for all the laughs and the hugs and the
impromptu lap dances. Thanks for being an original, a one
of a kind, an angel, a devil, a friend, a cohort,
and a lifesaver. Thanks for making the Big Show seem
like one big family reunion every single day. Thanks for
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putting the funk back in dysfunctional. Thanks for the love.
Thanks for being you. Like it or not, You'll always.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Be our people.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Happy birthday, Miss Tang.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Yeah man.
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Yo hope.
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Love you mean it
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export letters.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh we get letters.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
We get your letters every day, mail man, mail man.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Mail two day, rip right in and out out.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The letters.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That's one.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And what you got to say boy today?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
All right, by the way, I thought, that's reach right
in and pull up.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
All right, thank you well, it brings a letter today.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
But this letter requires a setup because we have talked
about this on the Big Show and it came from
a news paper article in the Wilmington Star from Wilmington,
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Billy, will you highlight that for us?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
A little problem done in Brunswick County at Sandy Creek.
A lady named Patricia Caffey had a couple of parakeets,
and to make a long story short, what happened is
she came home and found a snake, a rat snake
in the cage with one of her two parakeets.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Ah. Yeah, of course, she just freaked out.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
She called nine to one one and as it turned out,
it took them a long time to get there because
they had the wrong address in the computer database at
one one.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
So it's fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
She starts hollering for the neighbors, and they come over,
drag the cage out into the yard, open it up,
and they dragged the snake out and.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Kill it with a pitch. But it was too late.
It was too late. Yeah, one of the birds was eating.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And and the story it talks about the names of
the parakeets.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
There.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Let's see, they pulled the cage out using a pitch
for or open the cage, let the snake out. The
other parakeet, John Boy, was at the top of the
cage avoiding the snake.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Now, so one of the parakees was named John Boy,
and it says after radio personality John Boy.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
The one is named Winona, and it says here win
Ona is named after a country singer Winona Judd, and
John Boy is named after morning radio show host John Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And y'all started it, Randy, I think you jumped in
and said, oh, that's just like you know, John Boy
up in the top of the cage watching Winona get
eaten and no doubt.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Of hollering, do what you want to the girl, but
leave me alone.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
That's much like the real John Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Talk about that a little bit talk it was odd
listeners sent it in Well. This letter today is from
Patricia Caffey. Okay, dear John Boy, I've been an avid
listener to your show for several years now. Friday, I
was not listening, but have heard from many of my
co workers that you discussed the situation that occurred at
my home the previous Sunday. I returned home to find
a four and a half foot snake in my parakeet's cage.
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The snake was in the process of attacking my female.
I was unable to get any help for what seemed
like an eternity. When all was said and done, my
female was devored.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I think that should be.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, no wonder she's feeling like this. That's that's a
lot worse than what I had. So yeah, of course devoured.
I understand that you handled this in a very insensitive manner.
I realized that your show is comedy based, but this
was indeed a very horrifying experience for me. Consider this,
had this happened to your wife, would you have handled
it in this way? I am truly disappointed in you.
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Sometimes funny is not worth the feelings of others. Patricia Caffey,
Sandy Creek, North Carolina. Well, it sounds like I'm gonna
have a I'm Sorry coming up, So let's bring in
our Director of Sorry Operations, mister Tayo.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Good morning there, John Boy, Morning there, Billy, and good
morning to you, Miss Kaffe. Let me first of all say,
director of Sorry Operations, I ain't real sure I like
that name.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Y'all are a mawk in me, aren't you.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Well, let's see here, looks like we got us another
comedy based incident that's took a very horrifying turn.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Y'all beat everything.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
You know that.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
John Boyce started talking about something where his name come
up in it and it ended up going south on
You will, Miss Kaffe, if you're really and truly an
avid listener, this ort not to come as a complete surprise.
First off, you got these here birds named why Noah
and John Boy. Now take it from me, right from
the get go, you're just asking for trouble. Then you
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got this snake coming in your house, sir, and he
ets one of your birds. And when it turns out
the one that got at was Whyana in the one
up in the top of the cage of hollering this
John Boy, Well, ma'am, you should have just had somebody
mosey on over and stick a fork in you because
you were dumb. The only thing would have been worse
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is if John Boy had been the one that ed.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
So you know, if you back up.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
A little bit and squint real hard while you're looking
at it, it could have been worse.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yes, ma'am a hall a lot boy.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Now you say here, if this had happened to your wife,
would you have handled it this way?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Well?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
No, See John Boy's wife does have a pet named
John Boy, but it ain't a bird.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
It's a big old jackass.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
And see in a fight with a rat snake we reckon,
a jackass could more than hold his own. And you
close your letter by saying, sometimes funny is not worth
the feelings of others. Well, now we've done some studying
about that, and we figured in this case it was worse,
Miss Caffy. John Boy don't mean to be insensitive. It's
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just when his name comes up he gets the tickled.
He has a hard time of thinking. Struck and straight
thinking ain't something becomes natural to him, even in the
best of circumstances. So you can see what we was
up against here. I mean, I told the fellers, we
are to do something about this situation. I asked how
much a parakeet it costs at the pet store, and
Billy said he reckoned it'd be about twenty five or
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thirty dollars. I said, I thought a big good idea
if one of us went down to the pet store
and bought one. Well, John Boy said, what fur they
ain't hardly got no meat on him? And what's there
looks to be of my stringy? To minute you think
you feelings is hurt? Now, imagine how it upsets you
to ben if you'd have heard that. Of course, come
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to think of it, now that I just told it
to you have her. Well, ma'am, we want to make
this thing right with you. If we can fix up
with another bird to replace old wine on a you
just let us know. And if you're looking for a
name for this here new bird, here's a suggestion, sence
you other in his named John Boy. What you are
to do is get you a robbin with a big
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old red breast on it and name it that bird
from Baywater. Then you wouldn't have to worry about nobody
nibbling on us. Of course, for old John Boy. So
Johnny send that woman to check for thirty dollars and
next time, y'all lack like he got some smarts.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Uh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
That's good, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
I could of course text you on my BlackBerry or
my blueberry or my chuck berry, although technically chuck Berry
is a BlackBerry. The point is you'll stop wasting everybody's
time and grow up. Is that clear to your sweetheart?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Read yell um right, good morning. That's a big show
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on the radio. Alride a rave and go one of
the time. Please, there's a microphone.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
That's it. That's all Bun and John Byn.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Randy Jackie, what up? Oh? I told me to talk
to the hand It scared me. Now that's the biggest
hand out, y'all.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Wasn't kidding listening, said you don't had a death in
the congregation last week, Miss Mini man Sanders died.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
She's a lovely woman. She became a close friend of
sense her family for the years too.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
So I thought it'd be a nice gesture if my
wife and I had a large floor arrangement from the.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Two of us delivered for the service. So told the
wife and said, go down and get the biggest arrangement
you can find. Make it white lilies. Those are Msmani's
favorite flower.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
Okay, and giving them with a big white ribbon on it,
and on the ribbon put rest in peace on both sides,
and if you can squeeze it in, we shall meet.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Again in heaven. Now you know, Miss and Seals memory,
it ain't quest sharp as it used to be. I said,
now you write that down so you don't forget it, honey.
She said, don't worry, I got it. I got it right.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Well, Miss and Sale went to the floors in order
to arrangement.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Next day I came into the sanctuary. Dad was in
front of the church the.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Biggest, most beautiful arrangement of white lilies you ever seen
in your life, and one of the longest white ribbons
you ever seen in your life attached to it. Ribbon
must have been ten feet long. I said, what in
the world? And then I got a little bit closer
I could see why it was so long. On the
ribbon in big gold letters, it said rest in peace
on both sides, and if you can squeeze in, we
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shall meet again.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
And have.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
You know I got to quit senden.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I can told you out the double speaking.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
The messages getting mingled in the transmission. Ladies and gentleman,
here he's good.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You very buch John bought one dubbin to the other. Yeah,
dubbing Randy Jack your boys do it. I tell you
what this is.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm glad you got the rib shot because she goes data.
This is sending by big show listener to me to
get on you. Alreadie, you know Jeff fox Worthy our buddy,
hoy you tell your red dad by the way, I
made a hundred, but here we got you might be
a Southern Baptist.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
If you think God's presence is always strong us on
the back three pews, you may.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
That wasn't much to you as it was, John.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Boy and ready Villa.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
If you think the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention,
you might be so. If you judge the quality of
a servant by the amount of sweat worked up by
the preacher, you smite me. If your definition of fellowship
has something to do with food. If you if you
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honestly believe the apostle Paul spoke, King James Eaglish, if
you think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
If you think preachers who wear robes are in cahoots
with the Communists, if you judge the quality of a
service by the leaked of the service, and if you
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ever wake up in the middle of the night craved
fried chicken and interpret that feeling as a call to preach,
you might be a Southern Baptist. All said, what we're about,
how we gonna?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't very read.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
This, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, faithful Gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh sir, I.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Feel so hum.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's given away time, John Boys. Wonderful thing number one
hundred and fifty. That three excel polo shirts from the
Cavedi Hunneman Selfish Fishing Tournament, freshly cleaned and destained by
Rand his wife. The lucky winner is that a Clinton,
North Carolina. Congratulations to Steven Hunters.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
You're sure it will be arriving from the US Postal
Service and Jackie's handwriting pretty soon there Steve, congratulations wearing well.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
My three Excel pal.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
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coins with all five branches of the military. That's played proudly.
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Speaker 1 (14:30):
Man Tom Sorenson, our NFL expert. Of course, you know
Tom will pick every game in the NFL this season,
as he does, and he's keeping his eyes on things
right now. No, he's resting up before delving into this season.
This beautiful romantic spot at Holden Beach, North Carolina, and
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then get back next week he's gonna go to our
Carolina Panthers training camp. Will hit that in a little
bit later, but let's good morning to you, Tom. How
is the board down at the beach, buddy?
Speaker 12 (15:04):
H He is never better? As you know. I mean,
just a great place to be and just.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
A small party that includes many kids and sometimes they're quiet.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, let's give a shout out to the dock house
over there, the Paradise Cafe as well. If you all
remember the John Boynbilly Breakfast of Champions for ten years
before we outgrew it with thirty forty thousand some people.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yes, sure approach every time we're talking about Chris.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Chris the lot as old buddy from that is relocated
to the beach way before we got a chance too,
But now we can enjoy him down there. So that's
also if y'all go down there and get your group
of sandwich. Y'all remember me talking about the best group
of sandwich ever had. That's where it happened. The fishing
team I treated them to it. You know how that works, Tom, So,
So they don't take reservations, but they did take your reservations.
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I'm moving.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
It worked out.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
Oh well, it's not who you know, but who you
know who knows somebody, and it worked. They took thirty
sixteen and just really good people at the dark House.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I love you all, but other people are listening right now. Well,
let's get on to where Tom shiness I was getting
a lot of room to eat. So the Hall of
Fame game last night. But you know, it's fun. I
guess you know, see football back. But we're getting closer
and closer, Tom.
Speaker 12 (16:31):
We are.
Speaker 13 (16:31):
And next week is in a so far in camp,
they're surprises, there's holdouts, there's the end of holdouts.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
Unfortunately they're injuries.
Speaker 13 (16:38):
But next week is when it really gears up because
almost every team in the league will have a joint
practice with the team they're playing, and next next.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
Weekend everybody plays.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
There'll be three games on Thursday, three on Friday, eight
on Saturday, and two on Sunday. And when you get
those joint practices, finally they get to take it out
in the heat and it's hot everywhere somebody from the
other team. So there's always fights and there's always stuff
to see and highlights and to write about and it'll
be it's gonna feel real next week.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So who is coming to have joint practice here in
Charlotte with the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
It will be the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 13 (17:18):
Man, they have a really loyal fan base and they
are really suffering. And they did something that almost no
team has ever done. They brought in four new quarterbacks
this season and they have no idea. They say who's
going to start, Who's going to be number one? But
probably gonna be Joe Flackall Flacco was forty and he
is so old. I can't remember a time when Flacco
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was not in the NFL. When I was a kid,
I grew up watching targeting of those guys, and I
would think.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
I don't want to target I want to Flacca. I mean,
he's been around that long.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Two quick Panther stories you got for us all about it.
Speaker 13 (17:56):
Yeah, there's a guy, and he'd had some highlights last season.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
I think he is really going to be good. His
name's Terius Sanders. Speaking of Sanders, speaking of Dion's kid,
who is the quarterback for Cleveland.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
But to Tedious is a second year guy from Texas
and lost some weight. It looks like a wide receiver
and he can really move. And for the last five
years since Greg Olsen left, the Panthers have been by
far the worst team in the NFL at tight end
in terms of every measurable category. So it'll be it'll
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be cool for them to have somebody who can get open.
The other story I like is uh Hunter. Renfro won
two national championships at Clemson when he was a walk
on wide receiver from Myrtle Beach, which your listeners know well,
and he was drafted by the Raiders and wasn't expecting
(18:50):
too much and he became an All Pro wide receiver.
Then he caught a disease ulcerative colitis, which is ontoimmunal disease.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
His weight dropped.
Speaker 13 (19:03):
He's about five can his weight dropped from one eighty
five to one fifty and he thought he was through
and he's only twenty nine. And he was so good
at it for so long, and then Dabo Sweeney, head
coach at Clemson, his college coach, talked to him and
he said, you have a great opportunity. You have a
thing in life that you can really do superbly. Why
(19:23):
would you give it up? Why not just try? And
the team he grew up watching was the Carolina Panthers,
and his agent talk to now he is in camp,
he is fully healthy and he is having a really
good camp so far.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Wow, what a god to pull for man pull for
Hunter Renfro. That is awesome. And lastly, all right, I
was looking at last Tuesday meal stick my boy. Hey,
his Hard Knocks on and I know it starts next Tuesday.
Is that correct, Tom?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
Yeah, they like to make you wait till boy and
a Buffalo.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
I think it's going to be interesting.
Speaker 13 (19:59):
I like Josh Allen on a quarterback and he but
he said he is struggling with it because he says
he cusses a lot. And he says that may be
okay with HBO, which televis is Hard Knocks, but it
will not be okay with his mom.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
He's really working.
Speaker 13 (20:15):
I'm trying to talk without swearing and it's a it's
a process.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Well see how well he does with the first episode
next Tuesday. That we'll meet here next Friday, Tom, enjoy
your beach weekend, buddy, get on back here, get into camp,
sweat a little bit, and let us see you're really
You're really trying for us this year to as you
come off your best prediction year ever by the way,
all right, well thank you.
Speaker 12 (20:40):
Think I like it when you bring your up because
I don't have to. Everybody, have a great weekend and
I will.
Speaker 13 (20:45):
See you this.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
All right, that's my mister so ah Dan, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
W let's play our worthy word one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line. Get a couple of contestants
team up and play next Good Morning black Jo on
(21:21):
the radio. Yeah, you can play hit that on air.
Contest one at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
You can't get hood, we'll call you go about that.
I'm gonna keep talking.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
To my bumma music Saint only ones and understand me
where my super fly.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Say Randy when I'm ready for you, ain't god mind.
I don't want here no more.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Let me know it.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I had have itbody bide that bad Okay? No bird
eord that, no bird any word.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Get over there and get your word tablet rando man.
While we meet our contestant. We got Max out of.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Grand View, Indiana. Good morning Max doing alls man.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'll thank another buddy mix on my team here. All right,
we'll see if he gets mad toward the end. And
we got Steve out of Donaldson, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Come on to Steve.
Speaker 14 (22:17):
Hey, how y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
We're good, buddy, Well taty your parcel on them, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Boys, you got Steve on your side.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Tennessee.
Speaker 12 (22:27):
Lady, we won last time.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
All right, well, mix, we gotta do some bad that.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Your clothes boys words, dealing with clothes. Ohay, mix, let's
hope tater.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
The woman doesn't have a Okay, look out all you
were lax? Mix.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Are you ready buddy? Yes, okay, starting to clock now.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Two piece bathing suits. Women wear.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Your cutout.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Piece bathing suit that women wear. Yes, cowboys wear these
on their feet. You wear this to keep your pants up.
You wear this when you get out of the bath
a bath. Put it on a coat?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
A bath? What inside a bath?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
What?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
All right? Four on the board for the mixer.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
I knew that bath clue was gonna work out for you.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Steve and Tayner for your first thirty reddish Steve, I'm
ready and go.
Speaker 11 (23:46):
Are women wear this when they work out? It's two words.
You'll see them. They wear them when they play soccer.
They wear them up top. They wear them up top
and it holds the girls it's called a blank blink.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Uh okay.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
So when you play games, it's called what in school
you go and you play games, it's called oh she
was athletics.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yes, all right?
Speaker 11 (24:12):
So yeah, all right. Oh these are high heeled shoes.
Another name for high hilt spikes.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Alright, Hey, so that was the one on the boards
I do like tennessee.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Max leading steam four to one. Let's go in a
round two? Why Max?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
You ready?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Buddy? All right?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Picking up on that last one? Ready go.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
So it's types of shoes that women wear. Also, it's
like a shotgun where it's not automatic. You gotta pull
it loaded.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah okay, So then this is what like a private
I wears Spectra clue, so wears one of this oh
my outside like when it rains and it's like a
ditch and then it's like one of those rain blanks.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
So a two word what you all right? Well, just
leave it right there. Max, We put a one on
that four four of five. So Tayter and Steve are
picking up on that last one.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
You need four to tie and five will win, all right,
and Steve.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Go all right. A long rain jacket is called a
what you like In the movie you're eating coat right
in the first part of the first part of the word.
In the movies, they'd be yes.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Wretch coat.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Oh uh, this is what you maybe call a wife beater.
Your arms are exposed in this shirt. It's called a
blank blank shirt. Yeah, that's true. But another no, uh,
I don't know, like a like an army blank they
fires guns and yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I was trying to get you to say tank top,
Steve tank top with another. Max wins five to two.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I'm glad y'all didn't repeat. Y'all might have got cocking on.
That's true. That's keeping us, keeping us onumble.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well day we appreciation Donald somebody and try to get later.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
I know you will.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Man, All right, man, y'all have good all right.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Buddy mix look at you and grand view Indie. Am
I getting you bigger?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
That's by good work, buddy. I mean I'm a second
time caller, man.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
My wife beat me the first time.
Speaker 14 (26:41):
I'm so glad.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, dare you why fat Max?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Hey don't.
Speaker 11 (26:52):
Like a dirty shirt?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Good morning bike shows on the radio. Bit request with you.
I'm he boy.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Heath beggar Man from Vernon, Texas says play packer head
Road exclamatory point A. He's just for you, buddy, The
Pride of Vernon, Texas, got your song coming up next?
(27:38):
Good Morning makes Shall's holor Radio something you'd like to
hear about this time Money through Friday. Hit us up
on the John Boy and Miller Facebook page. Oh Boy,
Heath out of Vernon, Texas, his favorite tune from Heart
a Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band presents a song
that tells our story based on all our experiences. Mainly
because it's just a list of all our experiences and
it goes exactly like this. Well, mine name's Hart and
(28:39):
I like Steve. Daisy Duke's my.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Kind of girl.
Speaker 14 (28:50):
Daddy left home, never came back there. Mama was mean,
but she had nice time.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
Me and never run a body shop.
Speaker 14 (29:08):
Brief pain all day till we're about to draw. We
ain't good looking, we ain't real smart. The money we
make ain't worth a fart. Everyday life is a heavy
lord living at the end of pecker Head roll. Now,
(29:39):
me and my buddies, we ain't quite right. We like
to cussin, we like to fight, men, go to have
a some beer or twelve.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Never learn how.
Speaker 14 (29:58):
To control ourself. We like to watch it some nice
car race. Every gal we date is a butter face,
where as broke as.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
It day is long.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Our whole life.
Speaker 14 (30:20):
Is a country song. Summer's hot and winters cold.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Down at the end to pick your head.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Roads, Yeah yeah, come on.
Speaker 15 (30:37):
By the way, it's actually the frontage road off Steak
Road twenty three. The pecker had Heart is more of
a state of mind, not an official designation.
Speaker 14 (30:49):
And I'll shut up if it.
Speaker 15 (30:50):
All be talking OBErs to make guitars all over.
Speaker 14 (31:01):
We ain't got no for one ky.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
We're just trying to make it.
Speaker 14 (31:09):
Through one more day.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Being brokes our only crime.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
We look for trouble.
Speaker 14 (31:21):
But we ain't got time. We're about as country as
you can get.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
So don't come trying to start.
Speaker 14 (31:34):
No way, But we got a little band that rocks
real hard, live every night in our backyard, living it
up in redneck modes. Down at the end of pet
head rod.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Back your head row.
Speaker 14 (32:08):
Breaker, head row.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Breaker, head.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Add Hizer Bush Santos, Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Featured track from.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
The Big Show bit Box like this keywords birthday Jackie.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Here is Oliver.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Well Well Well It's that time of year again. The
spring flowers have at last broke free from mother Earth
and stretched skyward towards the Sun's golden embrace. The robin's
sweet song fills the air as they busily feather their nests,
(33:23):
eager to start their new family. Why it seems like
the whole world turns green as the budding leaves grow
broad in the warm sun. And speaking of growing broad,
it's Jackie's birthday again to those of you lucky enough
to have met her. And from what I hear, jackiees
(33:46):
met a lot of people. You can attest to the
fact that Jackie possesses a rare ageless beauty. Oh, she'll
admit to forty two. But one can be sure about
such things. I mean, it's no secret that women are
notorious liars, and between you and me, you know how
(34:10):
those people never really tend to show their true age anyway. Well,
and before you get all upset and fire off those
angry emails by those people, I of course mean hoes.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
A ah.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Even though it is technically the John, Boy and Billy Show,
it's Jackie the listener's tune in too. Here an irreplaceable
fixture in this hay Seed Boys Club. She often steals
the spotlight from big name guests and favorite regulars alike,
and who could blame them? Her street smart wisecracks at
(34:51):
a certain urban sparkle to the otherwise mundane rhetorical antics
from the assembled goobers, and that laugh. Listeners love to
hear Jackie's contagious laugh, like a melodic cross between a
steamship whistle and a creepy, love sick sea lion. And
(35:13):
that sensuous, manly voice that makes all too rare in
appearance in your favorite big show bits. And speaking of
your favorite big show bits, let's not forget about.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
The Twins, Ah, the Twins.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Jackie's gotten more mileage out of those four cups of
silicone than the Michelin man himself. And we're talking highway
miles here. And Jackie, by the way, just because some
people call them puppies doesn't mean you have to take
them out for a.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Walk four times a morning, your hoe.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
As if being a sex symbol win enough. Jackie is
in a precarious position to have to be all things
to all people on the show. She's a regular Jacqueline
of all trades with this cast, she's really got her
hands full. And if you could see the size of
those hands, brother, you know what I mean. For example,
(36:13):
it's super action Gal Friday Jackie, who spends a better
part of her morning telling John Boy how wonderful he is,
and refilling his water bottle and keeping track of his
favorite pen and telling him how wonderful he is, and
finding his big bag and telling him how wonderful he is,
and of course telling him how wonderful he is. And
(36:39):
when Billy wanders off, it's mother hen Jackie, who plays
Heidie and herds her precious angel back into the studio
gives him a smack on the bottom and a BC
powder to put out that fire in that great big nog.
Or it might be big Tease Jackie as she ducks
and die just the clumsy romantic advances and embarrassing wandering
(37:03):
hands of horny old gropemeister Robert d Rafael.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Or maybe it's.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Dress up Party Jackie as she swaps fashion tips and
trendy makeover ideas with her favorite girlfriend Randy. And who
else but Jackie could answer the constant barrage of nerve
racking phone calls in the studio and keep a smile
on her face child's play. You say, I disagree. It
(37:35):
takes great talent, indeed, to make contest losers feel like winners,
to make our well known and unknown callers all smile
and feel special well before ever getting on the air,
and to make Racing fat Boy the general an astro
neud actually think we're all glad to hear from.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
So Happy birthday, Jackie.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Thanks for all the laughs and the hugs and the
impromptu lap dances. Thanks for being an original, a one
of a kind, an angel, a devil, a friend, a cohort,
and a lifesaver. Thanks for making the Big Show seem
like one big family reunion every single day. Thanks for
(38:19):
putting the funk back in dysfunctional. Thanks for the love.
Thanks for being you. Like it or not, You'll always.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Be our people.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Happy birthday, Miss Tang.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Yeah man.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yo hope.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
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