August 25, 2025 • 45 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll explore a series of letters from one of our “captivated” fans who has plenty of time on his hands, so he’s been working on a big party for Richard Petty, aka: the King.. - Carl Childers tells the story of the Legend of Tarzan - from his perspective.. - We’ll fill a request for Tim Wilson’s “Uncle B.S.”.. - and we’ll lock up with Oliver addressing an unhappy karaoke contestant…
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Happy Monday, everybody. August twenty fifth. We had a big
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I never really understood that, and what is it now?
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on Jack and get read.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with.
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As that travel left.
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Things ain't going now because there's always someone swirming in
my life. You keep swerving in my life.
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And it's causing lots of thanger.
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I'm a honking on my horror.
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I'm shooting you the phone, keep switching on my.
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Bride lines just to dem when you're swerving all lives
Pie Way, you're running someone off the ride.
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The day, Joe Way, I thought I never never could
love another, how else could I feed?
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But nowing you run into me.
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I can't believe I could not see her at ain't
up the.
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Ones at the waiting.
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You keep swarming in my line. This causing lots of bands.
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting in the fine
I keep switching on my briding lights.
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But you're just too dimpy.
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Now when you're swerving all lights? Oh, why you're running
someone off the road?
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Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Willy's First Party. As
our story opens, a doting mother is getting her young
son ready to attend his very first birthday party.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Now, Willie, did you remember.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
To wash up?
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Yep, face, neck pips and pooper?
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And are those clean clothes compared to.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
The rest of the stuff on the floor.
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Yes?
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And what do we say when you meet Timmy's mother?
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How's it going? Tuts? Which way to the legos?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
No?
Speaker 11 (12:51):
No, no, Willy, you say, it's a pleasure to meet you,
missus Tinker, I'm Willie.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
Now you try it's a pleasure to meet you.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Missus Stinker.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Willie, I'm just rasing you.
Speaker 19 (13:05):
Mom.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
It's ten in the morning. You could have another glass
of wine.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
And remember, Willie, when missus Tinker offers you a second
piece of cake, be grown up and refuse it as
politely as your father would got it? Alrighty, Willy, go
have fun. I'll see you in a few hours.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
A few hours later, Well, Willie, did you have fun?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Did I? Susie Parker wore a dress with no underpants.
Speaker 12 (13:29):
Bruce Kutler was picking up the dog poop bare handed,
Betty Pierce punched mister Tinker in the goodie bag, and
Creepy Pete Winters ate half of Timmy's goldfish before they
caught him.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Hell was awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
And did missus Tinker offer you a second piece of cake?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
And did you remember to refuse it as politely as
your father would?
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You know it?
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I said, hell no, get that crap out of my sight,
you dizzy Heifer.
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Eh Wow, We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
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Now get those top two buttons undonea.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Get upstairs, Willie, and she did.
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Wow.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear Creepy Pete Winters
say between mouthfuls of goldfish.
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You got the Big Show on the radio.
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Good morning listen, Big Show on the radio, kicking off
fires for.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
The King Monday.
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All right, well you're gonna have to get out and
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podcast because all morning long party.
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For the King.
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This is our Monday for Davis is also so lit'ten get.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It going Bratshall, who was appointed himself. Remember oh, I
was quoted in the papers saying I'm tired of my friends.
I need to find new friends this summer. So I
don't want y'all take that personal.
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I wish you would, now, why would they just because
they're your current friends?
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Spanky turn around look at me, Maggy. He's turned around
like Paul McCartney on the cover of Sergeant Pepper.
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Killer's just my new best friend.
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We're all going later. I guess your place somehow.
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I don't see that one working out.
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For some reason, y'all had my list of new friends.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
You know, it's been working on.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
But you you say he got a letter.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
I don't think he usually responded to letters.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It was more of a no there's this letter here, though.
Speaker 20 (16:34):
I think it's it's one of those ones that kind
of jumps out at you and you have I'm just
gonna read this then i'll summarize real quick. But this
guy is Johnny and Billy's new promotion director, and I'm
gonna just read some highlights out of the letter and
then i'll summarize it. This is regarding Richard Petty's surprise
party in Richmond, Virginia and the charity race. Dear John
(16:54):
Boy and Billy, I'm one of your crazy listeners, as
your office likes to call us that are incarcerated an
no hard feelings right, well, you ain't heard nothing yet.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Then there it goes on.
Speaker 20 (17:06):
Down talks about his girlfriend a little bit. Then he
says I happened to be a Richard Petty die Hard fan. Well,
I'm working with my city of Richard, Virginia to throw
Richard a surprise party. Would you guys like to come now?
You are invited, but you need to bring to grill
the meat, the grilling sauce, and you.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Need to be able to see the party.
Speaker 20 (17:23):
If there's anything else you like to do, just you know,
just let this guy know. But everything's going pretty good
right here, you know, everything seems to be upbeat. And
then he goes, I don't care what you think about me,
but Richard deserves a birthday.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Party on his birthday. So I hope Richard listening.
Speaker 20 (17:37):
And it says the charity race at seven point thirty
and as well, and we'll be on the big screen.
So during the commercial, you and Billy need to do
some jokes or something. I don't think it'd be a problem.
And then he tells us all about this planning for
the race, so way winning a billion dollars just down
at the bottom, and it says he gets to impress
Governor Warren to sign his petition for pardon, and Jinny
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donal Levy allows him to fill the Winston Cup fan
a Bush team out of his shop for a franchise fee.
Now this is page three. As Spanky said, something happened
right here. The guy snaps, he gets hot as a
match right here. Okay, it says, See, guys, I'm really nuts. No,
I'm so crazy. I pleaded not guilty to a crime
(18:17):
I didn't commit.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's sure. I understand that one is not guilty to
a crime. That okay, it says it.
Speaker 20 (18:24):
Now he doesn't care if y'all come or not, because
he's got enough entertainment, and he just thought he'd show
you guys up since y'all think your blank don't stink.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 20 (18:35):
And it says, if it wasn't, if it wasn't for
a party for Richard, he tell you both the blank off.
Now he's really hot right here, and it says, but
Richard's been his driver a lot longer than he's listened.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
To your crazy programs.
Speaker 20 (18:52):
Now, I'm gonna summarize this worry about ten little bits.
Here the guy starts out. He admits he's crazy right
off the bat, thanks his girlfriends in jail, but he's
not sure he's a Richard Petty die Hard does a
great party.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
For Richard's Birthday.
Speaker 20 (19:05):
Got some great racial ideas. It sounds like a demolition
derby gets the governor to pardoning. It becomes a Weston
cup and a bush driver all at the same time.
Snaps on page three turns Langer. He gets hot as
a mat that wants you to come. But if Richard's
Party and Johnny y'all be good together, y'all need to
pull yourself together.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, continuing party for
the King. Moa, here, it's just a second. Let me
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Speaker 6 (19:57):
Hang on, win it in minutes. All right, now, let
me see this.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Uh it's a letter you're reading Bradshaw at the Idea.
Let's let's look at some of that so.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
Much a letter as a manifesto.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Let me see, first of all, talking about his girlfriend.
He doesn't need our help with her. The situation took
care of itself. She's doing jail time, right or did
I hear the news wrong? Okay, at your girlfriend? You
tell us, let's see. Uh, Okay, here it is you
(20:31):
have one for a party for Oh no, that's page two.
Where does he talk about the party?
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Why am I writing?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'm behind bars trying to get out in the legal way,
and I happen to be a Richard Petty diehard fan
while I'm working with my city of Richmond to throw
Richard a surprise party. Would you guys like to come? Well,
you're invited, but I got one problem. I need you
guys to host the party and bring plenty of grilling
sauce as well as the grill. I've got a lot
of mouths to feed, so host and cater. Apparently I
got a lot on you.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
It's just an idea.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
I can't do it all.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't care what you think about me, but Richard
deserves a birthday party on his birthday. The charity race
is at seven thirty pm as well, and will be
on the big screen. So during the commercial breaks, do
some jokes or something.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Yeah, that'd be nice mate.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
For once.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I had to ask you to stretch or anything like that.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
But yep, fill her out.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
It's worth of cane.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
One nut can.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Put that outside.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
It's not me made meat. It's not big.
Speaker 21 (21:30):
Eye little cane.
Speaker 22 (21:35):
Look.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
I wish I thought that had a little bit better
for a sent paper.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Continuous people will be eating as they watch the race.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
How am I going to pay for all this?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well, you put one million dollars on a track seat,
how many people will show up to grab the million dollars?
Tickets are forty dollars for all sections. So someone pays
forty dollars for a seat and walks out a millionaire.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Ha ha you guys coming up now?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
So how do we do it?
Speaker 9 (22:03):
Volume?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Apparently the Richard Petty Fan Club four hundred is going
to be exciting. I've got eleven NASCAR drivers pitted against
thirty three indie racers who've never gotten into a stock car.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Then forty four.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Celebrities are matched with forty four drivers as car owners,
and then all hell is going to break loose. I'm
taking spotters, pit road speed limits, and two way radios
out of the race.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Well, what did you do to make a difference. Sixteen
fellers on Horsebacker Not you left that.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Now, one stock car driver and one paid patron will
walk away from the race with a million dollars each. Well,
all right.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
So tell me how that sucks.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, the celebrity owner gets paid for being there and
profits go to the nine to one to one victims.
I get to impress my governor to sign my petition
for pardon, and Juni Levy allows me to fill the
Winston Cup and Bush team out of a shop for
a franchise field.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
They guy's got it going on, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Us girlfriend gets out of jail, so she'll be the
boss until Governor Warner lets me out.
Speaker 13 (23:19):
Ihever a junior and flosse here they come.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I think you public has finally caught out.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Where are we going?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Mardycam?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
All right, well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump
right in here. According to a recent survey, clothing items
are the number one best sellers at yard sales in
the US, and these are number two.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Oh what are john boys?
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Wonderful things?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, but they're free? God what y'all got one?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Big show? You told free line? I probably could have
made a fortune four Twell.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
I might have, because it ain't no sense in you
doing everything.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
HOMEO.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
We play next, Good Morning, There is a Big Show
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on the radio for you. Monday morning, August twenty fifth.
Our featured track for The Big Show bit Box Olive
response to the loser of the Karayogin contests.
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There's for key words contest loser.
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Here's a big box at the Big Show dot Com.
There right now, let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 10 (24:51):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who's come
to realize there are some things he's just too old
to do.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
It's like giving a crap and well that's about it
for now.
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He's John Boy.
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That that out. They had a Roger out of Anderson,
South Carolina. Hello Roger, Hey buddy, you are man. Good spot,
some good times in Anderson, Man, nice forest, Roger weird
(25:27):
coming first up here, buddy. So, according to a recent survey,
clothing items number one best sellers at yard sales. We're
looking for number two. You know, I'm mean, yank you
from Brooklyn.
Speaker 22 (25:39):
I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
I want to say, maybe a chainsaw. All right, he's
got a yankee from Brooklyn. Down here.
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You need to get more yards and so well, well
let's see the chainsaw.
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Well can take that.
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Yes, yes, tools, tools, Roger less Man, that's a good tool.
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All right, Hey, you fit right in. Welcome down.
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I'm working on I'm working on it, all right, my boy.
You hang on, Jackie, hook you up with a bull
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tip of your new look on the other side, got
a time cansule mark August twenty fifth, perfectly, this.
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Is the award woe Little John Boy and Billy Big show.
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The South's number one export.
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Tell you a dream I have.
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I have a dream this morning.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I have a dream. We're all bad? Why can't black?
Can't raid and yellow? Both jew and.
Speaker 23 (27:47):
Gentile, Protestant and Catholic, Well all come together this morning
and kick Rayford's book. Sorry forgive me for making light,
but I had a terrible dream blash light. Oh, it
was a shocking. It was a dot barra Old Mapel Street,
that's where my house is. Always was terrible. I dream
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George Bush. President Bush was in a libased accident and
he went into a coba. Yet he was in a
coba for three and a half years.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
It did well.
Speaker 23 (28:17):
About three and a half years later, George Bush wakes
up out of his coba. It looks up and there's
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oh no, how long have I been out? Dan says
three and a half years. George says, oh, Dad, tell
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Speaker 7 (28:55):
Tell me about it.
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I can take it.
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Quayl said, dol, they're pulling out of Eastern Europe next month.
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at thirty years and Bush looked up so well, how
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I had dream.
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Dream with you this morning on the John boyd been
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country or what?
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Yeah?
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Baby?
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The Japanese wouldn't be so bad.
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John Boy and Billy.
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It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing.
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It's about all of us together.
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Party on Monday with the call from Aunt Peggy.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
Right now.
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And now it's story time with your host Carl Childrens m.
Speaker 24 (30:30):
I'll be all, don't mind. I brung Melinda with me.
She and you're gonna sit on that stool over here
yonder on account of her fate.
Speaker 23 (30:37):
Hurting Hyle gonna see.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, my fate.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Told you.
Speaker 24 (30:46):
I remember John Boy talking about how he always wanted
a monkey that could hold onto this and that and whatnot.
It got me to thinking about another Fellah would plumb
meat up with loving monkeys.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
His name of Tarzan. I tell you about it.
Speaker 24 (31:00):
If yawed me too, yeah, I'm going to anyway if
you polite. Well, what's upon a time over in the
jungle arm This little feller was raised up by monkeys.
I don't recollect how he wound up what happened to
his mom and daddy, But them monkeys they took over
the job. They'd done pretty good by him. They tried
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out a passle.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Of names on him, names.
Speaker 24 (31:26):
Like Ape Troe, Nerd Pokey from the jungle, and Wills
van Pelt. They finally settled on Tarzan, who can't be
toughing me? There weren't no teachers in the jungle over there,
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so they homeschooled him, Little Tarzan. He worn't two books, mart,
but he got all a's when he come to vine
swinging and tree climbing and river swimming. He made himself
a little outfit out of animal skin. It was just
his little piece of hide in the back to cover
his bottom, had a little piece in the front hide
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his front.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
He never wore no wonder drawers with it.
Speaker 24 (32:15):
Mister bill Cox said he was on a kind of
all the bananas he gave him the skeets.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Some folk calls the diarrhea. Mister bill Cox calls it.
Speaker 24 (32:27):
So Tarzan there. He growed up. He'd pretty much boss
of the jungle. He even figured out a way to
stay in touch.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
With all the credits. This is back and four folks
had phone in their pocket all the time.
Speaker 24 (32:40):
So when Tarzan wanted the credits to come running, he
just get up in the tree there and let go
of this holler uh something like it. I can't do it,
But Melinda got her pretty well licked.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
My fate. That's pretty much right on the money, except
about the feet.
Speaker 24 (33:01):
So Tarzan got on with most of the jungle credits.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
You just go back to reading your romance novel arm.
Speaker 24 (33:12):
He got on with all the critters there. Once in
a while he had to kill one of them sometimes
so as he could eat. Other times on account that
they got out of line in some ways or another
and he needed to send a message to the rest
of them. He weren't putting up with any shenanigans. That's
how it is in the Jungle air he had a
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party during good life. He'd go hunting with the lions
in the morning, he'd wander off summers with the elephants
in the afternoon, and he'd stay out all night playing
cards with the monkeys, I reckon, it's pretty much paradise.
That's when Jane showed up.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
She and her daddy there come along on one of them.
Speaker 24 (33:58):
So far as Nold Tarzan, well, he fell plumb in
love with her. This is the first real woman he
ever did see. Up till then, most of the women
in his world had tails and pooped in her hand.
But Jane was a pretty little thing, no bigger than
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a squirrel monkey.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
She was still a woman, but a four too long.
She started to complain about this, and that she didn't.
Speaker 24 (34:28):
Like sleeping on a tree limb. Some Tarzan had to
build her a treehouse. She didn't like to eat so
much meat. Some Tarzan had to wander off summers picking
greens and what not for her. She didn't like him
spending so much time with a credit, so he stopped
hunting with the lines and hiking with the elephants. And
without Tarzan hard night with the monkeys was never the same.
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Tarzan even had a hard time running the jungle. Every
time he was out there cussing out some rhino for
putting the native up a tree, Old Jane had screamed
and Tarzan had the turntail and run and save her
from a snake or a big old spider or something.
Tarzan was plumb tucker out day and night. One day
Jane told Tarzan and she was getting homesick. They figured
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this is gonna be his chance to get shit over
for a spell. But she wanted Tarzan to go with her,
so she told it him back to the big city.
Tarzan during there lost his mind. He didn't like wearing clothes.
Best learnderwire them. Skeets became a problem when you drifted
a suite. The only credits were dogs and cats. They
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didn't count out to him like lions and a monkey did.
And the only thing had come running when he did
that yell was the police.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
And hip.
Speaker 24 (35:52):
And for the life of him, he couldn't get to hang.
He used the fork and there weren't nothing to hunting either.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
Old Jane she know things for going downhill.
Speaker 24 (36:02):
When she come home one day found Tarzan field dressing
the taxi cab he killed out from the building, that
old camp driver, and he running around yelling, what's you
kill my camp fur? What's you kill my camp fur?
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Well, sir, that was enough for Tarzan.
Speaker 24 (36:18):
He stowed away on a boat, went back to the
jungle where he lived happily ever after.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Moral of the story.
Speaker 24 (36:25):
Women at a party to look at sometimes, but there's
days when a fella just needs to spend time with
the monkeys.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
The end.
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Hello, this is my nephew gave me. This number to call.
My name is Aunt Peggy. Oh, I'm supposed to have
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Yeah, I bet your nephew wanted Tanya Harding to uh
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I guess that'd be all right. And she doesn't bring
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So we need to know how much cause for her
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Brads Y always at the deal.
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While down there, it may be next week before we
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A way, we'll be pretty tin on cash. Peggy had
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Speaker 6 (39:47):
It was last week.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Got a letter from incarcerated person who wanted to give
richer petite surprise birthday party. He needed us to MC
bring the grill and the grill and sauce and feed
the people one million dollars a fan win. They'll take
it under you under a seat, charge you forty bucks
to get in the race. Forty four celebrities, hire all
guys NASCAR. Yeah, yeah, twenty two drivers NASCAR and had
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it all figured out. And then this is the second layer.
This is the next layer.
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Just came in and Bradshaw put him in charge of
his pen pal.
Speaker 20 (40:18):
So yeah, this was This was ten pages long. This
guy's got way too much time in his hands. If
you remember, he was hot as a match at the
end of the last one.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
This one, this one doesn't start out a whole lot better.
Speaker 20 (40:29):
He's still pretty hodd it says Dear John Boyn Billy,
What part of surprise party for the king do you
not understand? In one week, you guys have spoiled a
perfectly good surprized party and Juni don Levy lost his sponsorship.
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What do you guys plan for an encore?
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I officially waved the white flag and surrender. You captured
my fort crazy castle, and I'm now prisioner of the
John Boyne Billy Entourage. As promotion, I'm just gonna highlight
this though it's ten pages long, but just some of
the things this guy wants to see is a barbecue
sass wrestling match between John boy and Tanya Harding.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
Been there, done that.
Speaker 20 (41:12):
He's really into Tanya big time. And then they're they're
gonna race around here, race have a race around the track. Uh,
and let Tanya have some alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 13 (41:22):
But you know the drunk driving challenge, Well, she's done
that before.
Speaker 20 (41:25):
He needs forty four celebrities or newsmakers that made celebrity status.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Needs you'll bring those.
Speaker 20 (41:30):
He lost Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston do to some
guy with the camera and he's giving away a million
dollars on Tuesday, So y'all need to be there and
then he needs Kyle Petty to drive the pace car
in a corner. Cova is the flag woman, Crystal Bernard's
a grand Marshall, and Richard Petty.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
You need to be there to start to race.
Speaker 13 (41:51):
Uh surprise.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Then and then there's another rate.
Speaker 20 (41:54):
You're gonna race Tanya again after this for a ten
lap special. After that, he needs you guys to bring
Deaf Leopard to have a concert. He needs bon Jovi.
We go from Deaf Leopard bon Jove. It's a Chris
Knight and Robert rol Keen here. But y'all are the
sponsored Pole Night also, okay now, and I've got a
list at ten I'll tell you what all your responsibilities are.
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So y'all don't write him down right now. It says
it's you know, since he is the promoter of the
Big Show. He recommends it to give away tickets for
the event, and he's working to help both of y'alla,
of course, and then he goes on to say that
he needs you to call his aunt Peggy because we
got to find out what she's gonna charge Tanya to
(42:38):
stay there and how much how much she's gonna charge
uh to do Tanya's higher well, these.
Speaker 13 (42:44):
Things don't just happen.
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Speaker 7 (42:53):
Just because.
Speaker 20 (42:55):
Shut up, and Tanya is gonna skate live to a
deaf leopards On that she chooses, and that's his President
of Richard for his birthday. Also, you guys need to
get the president of the United States to appear via
satellite and I don't think that should be a problem.
Speaker 9 (43:16):
Where he got the upleak in and the only.
Speaker 20 (43:18):
Problem is he's gonna have you might have a problem
getting there because you know he's I guess he's behind bars.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
So what you got You need to call Governor.
Speaker 20 (43:26):
Warner in Virginia, the governor if you're listening, we need
you to partner this camp.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
To give us a call. We'll we'll hook up with you.
And I want to know where he's going later. He
can't cause he's in shackles.
Speaker 20 (43:36):
So you and he needs some of Jenny Donaldlleby's cars,
I mean two bush cars, needs a Petties to give
him two Dodge.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Rams number forty four and forty five. Anyway, goes on
and on.
Speaker 20 (43:46):
But really does some this whole thing up without taking
too much time here. This is what you guys need
to do. So y'all get your pencils up. Jackie, if
you would take notes. Needs y'all to sponsor and MC.
The event needs free grilling, sauce and beef. Jerky needs
a million dollars. He needs forty four Winsta cup drivers
and fifty one cup cars, so we'll have seven empty
cars riding around the track. We need four big time bands.
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Y'all got a sponsor Pole Night. Need fifty limousines. One
cup driver won't have a limousine, the two cars and
the petties. Richard's got to be there. I need twelve
country music stars. They're gonna play with def Leppard, bon
Jovi and Bad Medicine.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
That ought to be interesting to you.
Speaker 20 (44:24):
And then, uh, Johnny, you've got to wrestle and race
Tanya Harding.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
You gotta call Juny Billy about his bush, right, Okay
this guy?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
All right?
Speaker 20 (44:32):
Right, y'all both need to call the president. You gotta
your old aunt Peggy, Jackie and.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Call the Virginia governor. So y'all got a lot on
you tell I to tell you, but I got some time.
Speaker 9 (44:42):
I'll take the gunner, but I.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Gotta go now part because me and Tanya is going
ice kating.
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Speaker 17 (09:44):
Sometimes on my days are filled with.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
As that travel left.
Speaker 17 (09:55):
Things ain't going now because there's always someone swirming in
my life. You keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
And it's causing lots of thanger.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 17 (10:16):
I'm shooting you the phone, keep switching on my.
Speaker 18 (10:21):
Bride lines just to dem when you're swerving all lives
Pie Way, you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 17 (10:36):
The day, Joe Way, I thought I never never could
love another, how else could I feed?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
But nowing you run into me.
Speaker 17 (10:55):
I can't believe I could not see her at ain't
up the.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Ones at the waiting.
Speaker 17 (11:05):
You keep swarming in my line. This causing lots of bands.
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting in the fine
I keep switching on my briding lights.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
But you're just too dimpy.
Speaker 17 (11:26):
Now when you're swerving all lights? Oh, why you're running
someone off the road?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Driving a big show? Good morning, it's a big show
(12:11):
on the radio, the Action.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Hello friends, your old pal.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Burn Fern here with another booger whistling edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Willy's First Party. As
our story opens, a doting mother is getting her young
son ready to attend his very first birthday party.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Now, Willie, did you remember.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
To wash up?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yep, face, neck pips and pooper?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
And are those clean clothes compared to.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
The rest of the stuff on the floor.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
And what do we say when you meet Timmy's mother?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
How's it going? Tuts? Which way to the legos?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
No?
Speaker 11 (12:51):
No, no, Willy, you say, it's a pleasure to meet you,
missus Tinker, I'm Willie.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
Now you try it's a pleasure to meet you.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Missus Stinker.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Willie, I'm just rasing you.
Speaker 19 (13:05):
Mom.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
It's ten in the morning. You could have another glass
of wine.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
And remember, Willie, when missus Tinker offers you a second
piece of cake, be grown up and refuse it as
politely as your father would got it? Alrighty, Willy, go
have fun. I'll see you in a few hours.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
A few hours later, Well, Willie, did you have fun?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Did I? Susie Parker wore a dress with no underpants.
Speaker 12 (13:29):
Bruce Kutler was picking up the dog poop bare handed,
Betty Pierce punched mister Tinker in the goodie bag, and
Creepy Pete Winters ate half of Timmy's goldfish before they
caught him.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Hell was awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
And did missus Tinker offer you a second piece of cake?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
And did you remember to refuse it as politely as
your father would?
Speaker 6 (13:46):
You know it?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
I said, hell no, get that crap out of my sight,
you dizzy Heifer.
Speaker 12 (13:57):
Eh Wow, We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Now get those top two buttons undonea.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Get upstairs, Willie, and she did.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Creepy Pete Winters
say between mouthfuls of goldfish.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Hi, this is span Jordi arts in all today from
Hammer Langer.
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You're Norway after around.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
To kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Beiley. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Good morning listen, Big Show on the radio, kicking off
fires for.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
The King Monday.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
All right, well you're gonna have to get out and
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podcast because all morning long party.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
For the King.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
This is our Monday for Davis is also so lit'ten get.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It going Bratshall, who was appointed himself. Remember oh, I
was quoted in the papers saying I'm tired of my friends.
I need to find new friends this summer. So I
don't want y'all take that personal.
Speaker 16 (15:59):
I wish you would, now, why would they just because
they're your current friends?
Speaker 13 (16:06):
Spanky turn around look at me, Maggy. He's turned around
like Paul McCartney on the cover of Sergeant Pepper.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Killer's just my new best friend.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
We're all going later. I guess your place somehow.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
I don't see that one working out.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
For some reason, y'all had my list of new friends.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
You know, it's been working on.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
But you you say he got a letter.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
I don't think he usually responded to letters.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It was more of a no there's this letter here, though.
Speaker 20 (16:34):
I think it's it's one of those ones that kind
of jumps out at you and you have I'm just
gonna read this then i'll summarize real quick. But this
guy is Johnny and Billy's new promotion director, and I'm
gonna just read some highlights out of the letter and
then i'll summarize it. This is regarding Richard Petty's surprise
party in Richmond, Virginia and the charity race. Dear John
(16:54):
Boy and Billy, I'm one of your crazy listeners, as
your office likes to call us that are incarcerated an
no hard feelings right, well, you ain't heard nothing yet.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Then there it goes on.
Speaker 20 (17:06):
Down talks about his girlfriend a little bit. Then he
says I happened to be a Richard Petty die Hard fan. Well,
I'm working with my city of Richard, Virginia to throw
Richard a surprise party. Would you guys like to come now?
You are invited, but you need to bring to grill
the meat, the grilling sauce, and you.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Need to be able to see the party.
Speaker 20 (17:23):
If there's anything else you like to do, just you know,
just let this guy know. But everything's going pretty good
right here, you know, everything seems to be upbeat. And
then he goes, I don't care what you think about me,
but Richard deserves a birthday.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Party on his birthday. So I hope Richard listening.
Speaker 20 (17:37):
And it says the charity race at seven point thirty
and as well, and we'll be on the big screen.
So during the commercial, you and Billy need to do
some jokes or something. I don't think it'd be a problem.
And then he tells us all about this planning for
the race, so way winning a billion dollars just down
at the bottom, and it says he gets to impress
Governor Warren to sign his petition for pardon, and Jinny
(17:57):
donal Levy allows him to fill the Winston Cup fan
a Bush team out of his shop for a franchise fee.
Now this is page three. As Spanky said, something happened
right here. The guy snaps, he gets hot as a
match right here. Okay, it says, See, guys, I'm really nuts. No,
I'm so crazy. I pleaded not guilty to a crime
(18:17):
I didn't commit.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's sure. I understand that one is not guilty to
a crime. That okay, it says it.
Speaker 20 (18:24):
Now he doesn't care if y'all come or not, because
he's got enough entertainment, and he just thought he'd show
you guys up since y'all think your blank don't stink.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 20 (18:35):
And it says, if it wasn't, if it wasn't for
a party for Richard, he tell you both the blank off.
Now he's really hot right here, and it says, but
Richard's been his driver a lot longer than he's listened.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
To your crazy programs.
Speaker 20 (18:52):
Now, I'm gonna summarize this worry about ten little bits.
Here the guy starts out. He admits he's crazy right
off the bat, thanks his girlfriends in jail, but he's
not sure he's a Richard Petty die Hard does a
great party.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
For Richard's Birthday.
Speaker 20 (19:05):
Got some great racial ideas. It sounds like a demolition
derby gets the governor to pardoning. It becomes a Weston
cup and a bush driver all at the same time.
Snaps on page three turns Langer. He gets hot as
a mat that wants you to come. But if Richard's
Party and Johnny y'all be good together, y'all need to
pull yourself together.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
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Speaker 6 (19:57):
Hang on, win it in minutes. All right, now, let
me see this.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Uh it's a letter you're reading Bradshaw at the Idea.
Let's let's look at some of that so.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
Much a letter as a manifesto.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Let me see, first of all, talking about his girlfriend.
He doesn't need our help with her. The situation took
care of itself. She's doing jail time, right or did
I hear the news wrong? Okay, at your girlfriend? You
tell us, let's see. Uh, Okay, here it is you
(20:31):
have one for a party for Oh no, that's page two.
Where does he talk about the party?
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Why am I writing?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'm behind bars trying to get out in the legal way,
and I happen to be a Richard Petty diehard fan
while I'm working with my city of Richmond to throw
Richard a surprise party. Would you guys like to come? Well,
you're invited, but I got one problem. I need you
guys to host the party and bring plenty of grilling
sauce as well as the grill. I've got a lot
of mouths to feed, so host and cater. Apparently I
got a lot on you.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
It's just an idea.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
I can't do it all.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't care what you think about me, but Richard
deserves a birthday party on his birthday. The charity race
is at seven thirty pm as well, and will be
on the big screen. So during the commercial breaks, do
some jokes or something.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Yeah, that'd be nice mate.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
For once.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I had to ask you to stretch or anything like that.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
But yep, fill her out.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
It's worth of cane.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
One nut can.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Put that outside.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
It's not me made meat. It's not big.
Speaker 21 (21:30):
Eye little cane.
Speaker 22 (21:35):
Look.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
I wish I thought that had a little bit better
for a sent paper.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Continuous people will be eating as they watch the race.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
How am I going to pay for all this?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well, you put one million dollars on a track seat,
how many people will show up to grab the million dollars?
Tickets are forty dollars for all sections. So someone pays
forty dollars for a seat and walks out a millionaire.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Ha ha you guys coming up now?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
So how do we do it?
Speaker 9 (22:03):
Volume?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Apparently the Richard Petty Fan Club four hundred is going
to be exciting. I've got eleven NASCAR drivers pitted against
thirty three indie racers who've never gotten into a stock car.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Then forty four.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Celebrities are matched with forty four drivers as car owners,
and then all hell is going to break loose. I'm
taking spotters, pit road speed limits, and two way radios
out of the race.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Well, what did you do to make a difference. Sixteen
fellers on Horsebacker Not you left that.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Now, one stock car driver and one paid patron will
walk away from the race with a million dollars each. Well,
all right.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
So tell me how that sucks.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, the celebrity owner gets paid for being there and
profits go to the nine to one to one victims.
I get to impress my governor to sign my petition
for pardon, and Juni Levy allows me to fill the
Winston Cup and Bush team out of a shop for
a franchise field.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
They guy's got it going on, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Us girlfriend gets out of jail, so she'll be the
boss until Governor Warner lets me out.
Speaker 13 (23:19):
Ihever a junior and flosse here they come.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I think you public has finally caught out.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Where are we going?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Mardycam?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
All right, well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump
right in here. According to a recent survey, clothing items
are the number one best sellers at yard sales in
the US, and these are number two.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Oh what are john boys?
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Wonderful things?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, but they're free? God what y'all got one?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Big show? You told free line? I probably could have
made a fortune four Twell.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
I might have, because it ain't no sense in you
doing everything.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
HOMEO.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
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on the radio for you. Monday morning, August twenty fifth.
Our featured track for The Big Show bit Box Olive
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There right now, let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 10 (24:51):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who's come
to realize there are some things he's just too old
to do.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
It's like giving a crap and well that's about it
for now.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That that out. They had a Roger out of Anderson,
South Carolina. Hello Roger, Hey buddy, you are man. Good spot,
some good times in Anderson, Man, nice forest, Roger weird
(25:27):
coming first up here, buddy. So, according to a recent survey,
clothing items number one best sellers at yard sales. We're
looking for number two. You know, I'm mean, yank you
from Brooklyn.
Speaker 22 (25:39):
I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
I want to say, maybe a chainsaw. All right, he's
got a yankee from Brooklyn. Down here.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You need to get more yards and so well, well
let's see the chainsaw.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Well can take that.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yes, yes, tools, tools, Roger less Man, that's a good tool.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
All right, Hey, you fit right in. Welcome down.
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Is the award woe Little John Boy and Billy Big show.
Speaker 16 (27:05):
The South's number one export.
Speaker 23 (27:13):
Hi, my bad, bye tad by Billy, Citizen Randy, I
do it?
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Blie man.
Speaker 23 (27:19):
How's your brother's Randy? Is your mama still raising cage?
Oh yeah, citizen k how fu lo?
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Fine?
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Right in a minute? Two?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Right? Quick? All right? Why not come?
Speaker 23 (27:33):
I just think about pop Bye.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Tell you a dream I have.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
I have a dream this morning.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I have a dream. We're all bad? Why can't black?
Can't raid and yellow? Both jew and.
Speaker 23 (27:47):
Gentile, Protestant and Catholic, Well all come together this morning
and kick Rayford's book. Sorry forgive me for making light,
but I had a terrible dream blash light. Oh, it
was a shocking. It was a dot barra Old Mapel Street,
that's where my house is. Always was terrible. I dream
(28:07):
George Bush. President Bush was in a libased accident and
he went into a coba. Yet he was in a
coba for three and a half years.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
It did well.
Speaker 23 (28:17):
About three and a half years later, George Bush wakes
up out of his coba. It looks up and there's
Dan quailst Did right there over him. And George looked up, said,
oh no, how long have I been out? Dan says
three and a half years. George says, oh, Dad, tell
me I can take it. How bad is it? They said, oh,
everything's fine, and George said did the stock market crash?
(28:41):
Then said no, all the Dall's back over thirty five hundred.
Everything's great. Oh Bush it winflation inflation must be out
of control, they said, always his two and a half percent,
President Bush Wall, I guess the Soviet sir old the booth, huh.
Speaker 7 (28:55):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
I can take it.
Speaker 23 (28:56):
Quayl said, dol, they're pulling out of Eastern Europe next month.
That's roly right along. Bush said, your kid. Quail said,
everything said perfect shape prices or lower than they bid
at thirty years and Bush looked up so well, how
much is a haircut? Quail said, nine thousand year?
Speaker 11 (29:19):
I had dream.
Speaker 23 (29:21):
Dream with you this morning on the John boyd been
a show and I appreciate it. Is this a great
country or what?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (29:28):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Baby?
Speaker 23 (29:28):
The Japanese wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It's about all of us together.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, and it will be
(30:08):
show on the radio will continue in fod the King
Party on Monday with the call from Aunt Peggy.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
Right now.
Speaker 16 (30:22):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childrens m.
Speaker 24 (30:30):
I'll be all, don't mind. I brung Melinda with me.
She and you're gonna sit on that stool over here
yonder on account of her fate.
Speaker 23 (30:37):
Hurting Hyle gonna see.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, my fate.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Told you.
Speaker 24 (30:46):
I remember John Boy talking about how he always wanted
a monkey that could hold onto this and that and whatnot.
It got me to thinking about another Fellah would plumb
meat up with loving monkeys.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
His name of Tarzan. I tell you about it.
Speaker 24 (31:00):
If yawed me too, yeah, I'm going to anyway if
you polite. Well, what's upon a time over in the
jungle arm This little feller was raised up by monkeys.
I don't recollect how he wound up what happened to
his mom and daddy, But them monkeys they took over
the job. They'd done pretty good by him. They tried
(31:23):
out a passle.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Of names on him, names.
Speaker 24 (31:26):
Like Ape Troe, Nerd Pokey from the jungle, and Wills
van Pelt. They finally settled on Tarzan, who can't be
toughing me? There weren't no teachers in the jungle over there,
(31:48):
so they homeschooled him, Little Tarzan. He worn't two books, mart,
but he got all a's when he come to vine
swinging and tree climbing and river swimming. He made himself
a little outfit out of animal skin. It was just
his little piece of hide in the back to cover
his bottom, had a little piece in the front hide
(32:09):
his front.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
He never wore no wonder drawers with it.
Speaker 24 (32:15):
Mister bill Cox said he was on a kind of
all the bananas he gave him the skeets.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Some folk calls the diarrhea. Mister bill Cox calls it.
Speaker 24 (32:27):
So Tarzan there. He growed up. He'd pretty much boss
of the jungle. He even figured out a way to
stay in touch.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
With all the credits. This is back and four folks
had phone in their pocket all the time.
Speaker 24 (32:40):
So when Tarzan wanted the credits to come running, he
just get up in the tree there and let go
of this holler uh something like it. I can't do it,
But Melinda got her pretty well licked.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
My fate. That's pretty much right on the money, except
about the feet.
Speaker 24 (33:01):
So Tarzan got on with most of the jungle credits.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
You just go back to reading your romance novel arm.
Speaker 24 (33:12):
He got on with all the critters there. Once in
a while he had to kill one of them sometimes
so as he could eat. Other times on account that
they got out of line in some ways or another
and he needed to send a message to the rest
of them. He weren't putting up with any shenanigans. That's
how it is in the Jungle air he had a
(33:34):
party during good life. He'd go hunting with the lions
in the morning, he'd wander off summers with the elephants
in the afternoon, and he'd stay out all night playing
cards with the monkeys, I reckon, it's pretty much paradise.
That's when Jane showed up.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
She and her daddy there come along on one of them.
Speaker 24 (33:58):
So far as Nold Tarzan, well, he fell plumb in
love with her. This is the first real woman he
ever did see. Up till then, most of the women
in his world had tails and pooped in her hand.
But Jane was a pretty little thing, no bigger than
(34:19):
a squirrel monkey.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
She was still a woman, but a four too long.
She started to complain about this, and that she didn't.
Speaker 24 (34:28):
Like sleeping on a tree limb. Some Tarzan had to
build her a treehouse. She didn't like to eat so
much meat. Some Tarzan had to wander off summers picking
greens and what not for her. She didn't like him
spending so much time with a credit, so he stopped
hunting with the lines and hiking with the elephants. And
without Tarzan hard night with the monkeys was never the same.
(34:51):
Tarzan even had a hard time running the jungle. Every
time he was out there cussing out some rhino for
putting the native up a tree, Old Jane had screamed
and Tarzan had the turntail and run and save her
from a snake or a big old spider or something.
Tarzan was plumb tucker out day and night. One day
Jane told Tarzan and she was getting homesick. They figured
(35:15):
this is gonna be his chance to get shit over
for a spell. But she wanted Tarzan to go with her,
so she told it him back to the big city.
Tarzan during there lost his mind. He didn't like wearing clothes.
Best learnderwire them. Skeets became a problem when you drifted
a suite. The only credits were dogs and cats. They
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didn't count out to him like lions and a monkey did.
And the only thing had come running when he did
that yell was the police.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
And hip.
Speaker 24 (35:52):
And for the life of him, he couldn't get to hang.
He used the fork and there weren't nothing to hunting either.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
Old Jane she know things for going downhill.
Speaker 24 (36:02):
When she come home one day found Tarzan field dressing
the taxi cab he killed out from the building, that
old camp driver, and he running around yelling, what's you
kill my camp fur? What's you kill my camp fur?
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Well, sir, that was enough for Tarzan.
Speaker 24 (36:18):
He stowed away on a boat, went back to the
jungle where he lived happily ever after.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Moral of the story.
Speaker 24 (36:25):
Women at a party to look at sometimes, but there's
days when a fella just needs to spend time with
the monkeys.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
The end.
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Speaker 7 (36:41):
You ever had a girlfriend with a tailor? Pop?
Speaker 13 (36:44):
Not that I remember enough.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 22 (36:54):
Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoes
on the radio talking about that damn Peaton having baby.
There're nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking
trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rock Limball.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
John Handy, neil Board.
Speaker 21 (37:18):
They're snow on the roof. There's a fire in the funny.
It's getting hot in here. I take off all my clothes.
I feel so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Good morning, it's a big selling the radio, continuin.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
I let us listeners incarcerated. Uh there, well, yeah, a
phone call here. They're supposed to stay Hello, big show, Hello, Yes, Hello.
Speaker 19 (38:19):
Hello, this is my nephew gave me. This number to call.
My name is Aunt Peggy. Oh, I'm supposed to have
somebody staying at my house.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, I bet your nephew wanted Tanya Harding to uh
to stay at your house. And Tanya Harding she was
an ice skater Olympics show.
Speaker 19 (38:40):
I guess that'd be all right. And she doesn't bring
none of her whom friends.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
So we need to know how much cause for her
to stay at her house.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
Brads Y always at the deal.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
You had to do her hair?
Speaker 19 (38:52):
Oh, I ain't done hair on you, but I guess
I reckon.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
I give it a run.
Speaker 19 (38:58):
I just wouldn't know what to charge for something like that. Well,
let me look into it now, I'll call you.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Well, well we have to come up with a million
dollars for him, So it might be, you know.
Speaker 13 (39:10):
While down there, it may be next week before we
get back there.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
A way, we'll be pretty tin on cash. Peggy had
a million dollars going.
Speaker 19 (39:18):
To get I to keep it within reason.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
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show on the radio coming up. We played Bete the Blonde.
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Speaker 6 (39:47):
It was last week.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Got a letter from incarcerated person who wanted to give
richer petite surprise birthday party. He needed us to MC
bring the grill and the grill and sauce and feed
the people one million dollars a fan win. They'll take
it under you under a seat, charge you forty bucks
to get in the race. Forty four celebrities, hire all
guys NASCAR. Yeah, yeah, twenty two drivers NASCAR and had
(40:09):
it all figured out. And then this is the second layer.
This is the next layer.
Speaker 13 (40:14):
Just came in and Bradshaw put him in charge of
his pen pal.
Speaker 20 (40:18):
So yeah, this was This was ten pages long. This
guy's got way too much time in his hands. If
you remember, he was hot as a match at the
end of the last one.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
This one, this one doesn't start out a whole lot better.
Speaker 20 (40:29):
He's still pretty hodd it says Dear John Boyn Billy,
What part of surprise party for the king do you
not understand? In one week, you guys have spoiled a
perfectly good surprized party and Juni don Levy lost his sponsorship.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
What do you guys plan for an encore?
Speaker 20 (40:49):
I officially waved the white flag and surrender. You captured
my fort crazy castle, and I'm now prisioner of the
John Boyne Billy Entourage. As promotion, I'm just gonna highlight
this though it's ten pages long, but just some of
the things this guy wants to see is a barbecue
sass wrestling match between John boy and Tanya Harding.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
Been there, done that.
Speaker 20 (41:12):
He's really into Tanya big time. And then they're they're
gonna race around here, race have a race around the track. Uh,
and let Tanya have some alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 13 (41:22):
But you know the drunk driving challenge, Well, she's done
that before.
Speaker 20 (41:25):
He needs forty four celebrities or newsmakers that made celebrity status.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Needs you'll bring those.
Speaker 20 (41:30):
He lost Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston do to some
guy with the camera and he's giving away a million
dollars on Tuesday, So y'all need to be there and
then he needs Kyle Petty to drive the pace car
in a corner. Cova is the flag woman, Crystal Bernard's
a grand Marshall, and Richard Petty.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
You need to be there to start to race.
Speaker 13 (41:51):
Uh surprise.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Then and then there's another rate.
Speaker 20 (41:54):
You're gonna race Tanya again after this for a ten
lap special. After that, he needs you guys to bring
Deaf Leopard to have a concert. He needs bon Jovi.
We go from Deaf Leopard bon Jove. It's a Chris
Knight and Robert rol Keen here. But y'all are the
sponsored Pole Night also, okay now, and I've got a
list at ten I'll tell you what all your responsibilities are.
(42:16):
So y'all don't write him down right now. It says
it's you know, since he is the promoter of the
Big Show. He recommends it to give away tickets for
the event, and he's working to help both of y'alla,
of course, and then he goes on to say that
he needs you to call his aunt Peggy because we
got to find out what she's gonna charge Tanya to
(42:38):
stay there and how much how much she's gonna charge
uh to do Tanya's higher well, these.
Speaker 13 (42:44):
Things don't just happen.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, that's another sponsor opportunity, right exactly, yeah,
supercuts maybe.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Just because.
Speaker 20 (42:55):
Shut up, and Tanya is gonna skate live to a
deaf leopards On that she chooses, and that's his President
of Richard for his birthday. Also, you guys need to
get the president of the United States to appear via
satellite and I don't think that should be a problem.
Speaker 9 (43:16):
Where he got the upleak in and the only.
Speaker 20 (43:18):
Problem is he's gonna have you might have a problem
getting there because you know he's I guess he's behind bars.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
So what you got You need to call Governor.
Speaker 20 (43:26):
Warner in Virginia, the governor if you're listening, we need
you to partner this camp.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
To give us a call. We'll we'll hook up with you.
And I want to know where he's going later. He
can't cause he's in shackles.
Speaker 20 (43:36):
So you and he needs some of Jenny Donaldlleby's cars,
I mean two bush cars, needs a Petties to give
him two Dodge.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Rams number forty four and forty five. Anyway, goes on
and on.
Speaker 20 (43:46):
But really does some this whole thing up without taking
too much time here. This is what you guys need
to do. So y'all get your pencils up. Jackie, if
you would take notes. Needs y'all to sponsor and MC.
The event needs free grilling, sauce and beef. Jerky needs
a million dollars. He needs forty four Winsta cup drivers
and fifty one cup cars, so we'll have seven empty
cars riding around the track. We need four big time bands.
(44:09):
Y'all got a sponsor Pole Night. Need fifty limousines. One
cup driver won't have a limousine, the two cars and
the petties. Richard's got to be there. I need twelve
country music stars. They're gonna play with def Leppard, bon
Jovi and Bad Medicine.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
That ought to be interesting to you.
Speaker 20 (44:24):
And then, uh, Johnny, you've got to wrestle and race
Tanya Harding.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
You gotta call Juny Billy about his bush, right, Okay
this guy?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
All right?
Speaker 20 (44:32):
Right, y'all both need to call the president. You gotta
your old aunt Peggy, Jackie and.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Call the Virginia governor. So y'all got a lot on
you tell I to tell you, but I got some time.
Speaker 9 (44:42):
I'll take the gunner, but I.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Gotta go now part because me and Tanya is going
ice kating.
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