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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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it up to Doug rise our four. Doug write something
for Doug. Hey, Doug, it's a.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Three drink minimum tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Case you're wondering, nobody help, Lord, wait, diep your waitresses.
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You in the back.
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I don't need that.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You look like a randy.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
It's a male version of Karen so Well.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Doug, look at the outside of Saint Louis. Last weekend,
Denny Hamlin gets his fifth win of the season. Him
against the world working out pretty good this year.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, most wins by anybody this year. That's five.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That solidly moves him into the next round of the playoffs.
When we whittle it down to twelve. He led seventy
five laps, had a really good car wasn't really being
pushed at the end. This guy that finished second is
the guy that won the first playoff race, Chase Briscoe.
They both raced for Joe Gibbs Racing. So Gibbs put
three cars in the playoffs. Two of them now are
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guaranteed to go to the next round, so that's not
too bad. Third place right now, he's a lot to
make it. He at plus sixty points. Is Kyle Larson,
Bubba Wallace having a good year. I think Bubba is
going to make it to the next round. It looks
like a plus fifty Blaney Byron Tyler Reddick. I think
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ce bell are all comfortably in the next round.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Of the playoffs. It's a little bit if you're when
you get.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Down to Chase Ellott, Chase Elliott, Logano, Ross Chastain and
Austin Sindrick.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But I'll be honest, Johnny.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
The way I'm looking at this right now, the four
teams drivers that are below the cut line, Austin Dillons,
Austin Dillon minus eleven, Shane Van Gizberg and minus fifteen,
Alex Bowman and Josh Berry Porl. Josh Berry's had two
last place finishes in the playoffs. I don't I don't
think any one of these will race well enough and
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another other people will have trouble that they're going to
get past the cut line. Somebody could, they could have
a really exceptional run and get up there. But I'm
thinking right now, the twelve that are above the cut
line are the twelve that move on.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
How about that? So there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So and it is Saturday night racing at Bristol, So
that's not like a you know, a wild card track
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
So you're looking at Bristol, you.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Know the track, but things can happen up there and
fast because you're turning sixteen second laps, you're almost always
in a turn, so things can go.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Sideways in a hurry.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
And I also understand that they are going to be
putting some kind of traction treatment down on the track
all three.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Days they're racing up there.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
They've got ARCA on Thursday, Friday nights is the Infinity Series,
and then Saturday is the Cup race. So they're going
to have some kind of traction controls, sticky stuff or
whatever to put on the track to hopefully make it
a little bit more competitive. So we'll see, But right now,
I feel very confident the top eight in points advance
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and feel pretty good about all the people above the
cut line making it onto the next round.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Austin Dillon could go up there and have a.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Great race, or Alex Bowman maybe because he races a
Hendrick car so he never completely counted them out. But
if I were wagering on this, I'd say the four
below the cut line of the four that get eliminated.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
All right, And once again that is Josh Berry, Alex Bowman,
Shane Van Gizbergen, and Austin Dillon. There you go, oh,
right to see what Evans Saiday, not so, Doug. We
got to talk about what we talked about last week
right here about the playoffs and how you said, you know,
you really don't like that one race to name a champion,
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and then this past week you say there has been
a lot of talk going around about the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Will it change up next year?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
What do you know, buddy, there's a lot of buzz
going around.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
One of the folks that covers NASCAR very well, does
a lot of podcasting and writing is a god named
Jordan Bianchi ands Jordan's trotting this out, and I don't
think he's doing this out of the fertility of his
own mind.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He's being told, hey, we're considering this.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's my spec is that next year you'd still have
ten playoff races, but you would probably do away with
the last winner take all race of the year and
have three as the first round of the playoffs and
eliminate a certain number of drivers there. It'd be cumulative
point totals. Then you'd have the next round and you
would eliminate some more, and then the final round would
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be four races, and each one of those races would
count toward the season ending title. For me, this is
a really nice compromise. It's not a whole season long
point thing like some people are squawking for, but it
does spread it out and give you a nice sample
size of four races to prove that you've got what
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it takes to win the title. It's a lot more
like baseball and the NBA in the sense that they
don't have single elimination. They have series, and you do
so well in that series and then you advance.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
On that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I just being reported.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's not chiseled in stone, but it sounds it sounds
reasonable and doable.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
As you're dus caught me last week, you the man,
Doug well Slee. What happened there, buddy, and see what
happens Saturday night at Bristol.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I'll be on.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well, we'll meet here next week, my guy. All right, guys,
take care, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Don't be shocked if Denny Hammon wins two in a row.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
All right, oh yeah, yeah, okay, all right, Denny? All right,
any other name there? I got Danny down.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Denny is my toyota for up there. I really like that.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
If you go back to the spring race, Larson led
like four hundred and sixty some laps. So if you
need to to circle, Kyle Larson and Denny Hammlin not
long shots. I'm not giving you sweethearts. I'm giving you
who I think will win.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
That's what I want. Thank you so much. I appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We need you to come back from the pay window
without eight dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You got it ring a guy with the dummy back.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, y'all follow Doug on a Twitter machine now a
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no body I welcome in here. We'll ask date of
some questions. You agree or disagree, get to right for
too wrong and you win. Okay, all right, okay, Mercy.
The turnover rate for Roman politicians was way too fast
for statue sculptors to keep up with ow fast, well,
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they had to come up with a way to update
existing statues by only replacing one thing.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
What was it you thinking about them?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Romans saw a lot of statues, Yes, yeah, not the politicians. Yeah,
all right, see David, But hey, lots of killing going
on in those days of those guys. I said, they
just changed the name plate, just a little little sign
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in front of me black.
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They just change the plaque or the name plate for Michael.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah, you agree or disagree? I agree?
Speaker 7 (09:10):
And Greek white people look alike that.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
No, they changed their heads.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
They took the head.
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Yeah, yeah, their heads. Where's the buzzer? Let's say when
we get you a bail here, Tayter.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
When it comes to men's.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Neckties, solid red ties are the number two best seller.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
What is number one?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Well, you know, I see so many ties in here
every day. I am the perfect one to ask, John boy.
I'm going to just say that, you know, regular old black.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Tie, regular old black tie, A black neck ties the
number one selling Michael, do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Anything?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I don't think I've ever seen it? Next time ties?
Speaker 9 (10:06):
I wait?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I waited a lot of tables, said, I saw a
lot of.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
We see why your marriage has lasted.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Solid dark blue is the number one cellar.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Yeah, now that's gonna look weird with a black suit.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, Michael, we're gonna make you happy before we hang
up on you, buddy, nice consolation prize.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
We'll get to you. Okay, all right, thank you all right.
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Rayford from the hall down left of the John Boyne
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And that's a sneak preview of discussing politics and the president.
I'm really Robert D. Rayfel observing from somewhere in the
wilderness of the John boy and Billy Show.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here
is Oliver.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Well, well, well, it certainly has been a while. Frankly,
I haven't had much to say since the gal's lost
all that weight roughly the equivalent to the gross tonnage
of a fully loaded garbage truck on a cargo ship.
Not only did they lose a phenomenal amount of weight,
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they really cashed in when they had all that excess
skin removed a furniture maker in Wisconsin. Somebody gen bought
all of it. So if you're in a furniture outlet
store and purchase a leather sofa with a birthmark that
looks like chaed Atkins in an afrowig. You're welcome. Well,
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when they finally reached their weight loss goal, I promised
them I'd take them out to their favorite place, anywhere
their little newly artery unclogged heart's design, and they chose
Cracker Barrel. Let me preach on it now before I
spin my little tail, know that this all took place
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before that stalk neck, crazy eyed dame and a pair
of Ace Rothstein glasses decided to impose her woke vision
for a dei utopia on America's favorite restaurant, but then
had to walk it back. I'd wager the only time
she'd ever been in a Cracker Barrel was to use
the toilet, and you know she wore rubber gloves and
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a mask. She was big into the whole pride movement.
And that's not a red flag. I don't know what is.
And brother, was I ever right? First of all, when
you pull into the parking lot, there was something so
comforting about looking up at that sign and seeing old
Uncle Herschel sitting next to that barrel, almost like being
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greeted by an old friend.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
But after fifty.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Years, that crazy eyed hag at home Office kicked him
to the curb. Their alternative a generic sign with just
the name. Oh sure they brought him back, but really,
how long it be before they try to sneak someone
new in there? Get ready to be greeted by Uncle
Caitlyn Jenna. Now you still enter through the gift shop,
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but all the charming, much and nice was gone, replaced
by rainbow flag everything. Remember all the DVDs of the
Andy Griffith Show and Goba Pile gone, replaced by Will
and Grace and Sex in the City. Even the candy
is weird now, I mean, who would ever buy a
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big log of San Francisco sidewalk fudge?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Not me?
Speaker 8 (15:42):
And the bathrooms there was no more men than women.
Just he she on one door and they them on
the other. There was no long wait to be seated,
as the place was nearly empty. The new decorps was,
how to put it delicately, crappy, gone with the charming
antique signs and vintage photos and odd collections of kitchen
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tools and farm implements. Instead it looked like an orthodonist's
waiting room, that bland, creamy paint on the walls, adorned
with what looked like kid's art projects on the walls.
The fireplace was still there, but no fire because that's
bad for the environment.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
You see.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Instead it was a TV with a video of a fire. Classy.
And remember that little triangle game with the golf teas.
Oh it's still there, but all the white pegs are gone.
Our purple haired waitress with the nose ring and head
cold handed outs our menus. Some old favorites were still
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in there, but there were also some new offerings, things
like the egg white Privilege omelet Antifa's country style fake
Tofu patty with cruelty free gravy, the Wider Woke Breakfast
special with non binary eggs and reparation hash browns, Undocumented
(17:08):
veggie tacos with migrant friendly ingredients. We all decided to
play it safe and just order the things from the
old menu. My wife ordered a sweet tea, one of
her favorites, but Purple Hair brought out a glass of
room temperature teeth. My wife said, where's the ice. Purple
Hair began shrieking. Fascist fascist ice is not welcome here.
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We tried to reason with them, but we were told
to leave. Frankly, I was relieved. There was a chilies
next door, and I wanted my baby beck Baby beck Bee.
But I guess we moved a little too slow for them,
and Purple Hair took my wife by the arm. Big mistake.
I don't remember much after Wifey had butted Purple Hair
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and swung her around by the nose. Ring miscreants and
weirdos poured out of the kitchen. And one thing these
people couldn't have possibly known is that these gals had
spent years carrying around massive amounts of weight. Their muscle
tone was on point. The most these folks that ever
lifted was a game remote or some anti Trump sign.
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They were doomed. Hopefully someday they'll rebuild, and in doing so,
rebuild with a bit more respect to nostalgia. It's nice
to know that the dim bulbs at Cracker Barrel Corporate
have finally seen the light. But we must stay vigilant.
And just a bit of advice to the Golden Corral.
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We like you just the way you are. Don't push
your luck.
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Thank you? You guys are dudes? Are you star Wars stance?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I was back in the day, I am, but yeah,
I lost track.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
And okay, well I really don't care. I just wanted
to tell you that an iconic race, that an iconic
piece of Star Wars history sold at an auction at
a galactic price.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Wow, three point six million dollars.
Speaker 13 (21:26):
That would be more impressive if it was I was
gonna tell you it is the red lightsaber used by
Darth Vader in Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Of the Jedi.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh yeah work.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
They thought that the top bid was gonna be between
one and three million, but Mayne, there was a bid
war and it went to three point six million, And
according to the auction House Prop Store, the prop is
the original screen match dueling lightsaber used in some of
the most legendary Sea means, including the moment when Vader
reveals to Luke Skywalker, Hey cut off your hand.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That's right, I ad it. So I haven't seen it yet,
let me ask you about that. There's a picture. Is
it like the cheap ones like where it's just a
light or I mean it doesn't go I mean.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
It's the one they used in the movie, you know.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Yeah, but that was all done in special effects. I mean, so, no,
it doesn't have anything.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
It's just something like just a handle. Yeah, that's right.
Here's the picture. Well that looks worth it.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Alright. So moving to boxing, Moving to sports, two of
the biggest names in boxing will fight next spring. You
have to wait until spring twenty six.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
Who is it, you may ask?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Oh, yeah, heavyweight Mike Tyson, who will turn sixty next year.
He will insh up into the ring against forty nine
year old Floyd Mayweather Junior. Yep, this will be an
exhibition match. I mean, is there any other that Mike
will do. It's a money grab. Mayweather hasn't fought professionally
for a decade, and it's been two decades for Mike
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Tyson because who's counting his embarrassment in the ring last
year with in his exhibition fight with Jake Paul So,
Tyson said in a statement quote fighting.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Something neither the world.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
No, I have a thund clip.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Well what happened?
Speaker 6 (23:32):
I have a boxing It's entered a new era. What's
happening mouse ed area.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Read a magical day?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
There it goes.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Anyway, he said. However, boxing has entered a new era
of the unpredictable, and this fight is as unpredictable as
it gets.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Or a TMC.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
You know the engagement photo of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
I told you about it last week. Wearing coordinated Ralph
Lauren clothes generated seven million dollars and earned media value
for the designer's label. Pretty generous. Caitlyn Clark added to
her endorsement deals last week with the release of Stanley
High Performance hydration line. Altogether, her sponsors such as Nike
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and Wilson's Sporting Goods. Hey, Caitlyn a hundred times more
money annually than her WNBA salary seven million versus seventy
eight thousand. Go Caitlyn. All right, these little buggers are
in the news. La booboooo, la booboo.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Monster dolls.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
They're dolls and their keychains and there are knockoffs, so
don't be fool John Boy is the knockoffs.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I wonder if they would trade the Princess Beanie Baby.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
No, because these these are going to be worse something
you should start collecting.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
So it is like a weird craze. It is a
weird craze. Like even the the Oregon mascot dressed up.
If you saw the game this weekend, the duck had
this bunny outfit on overneath it.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So this is the work of TikTok, right, Yeah, this
is what TikTok wants.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
They don't want your information. They're not trying to spy
on you. They want your monitors.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
So that like, I've seen these hanging off of grown
adults backpacks and purses and and things like that, and
I couldn't figure it out. It's like, what is that
is that? Is that a tell Adobbie?
Speaker 8 (25:30):
I couldn't place it.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
It's a Laboo Boo and US Customs and Border Protection
agents seized a shipment of five hundred thousand dollars worth
of Labooboo knockoffs.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
This will got little rabbits there. They all look like they.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
All got and they all like what they said. The
difference was with the knockoffs. The knockoffs are overly bright
colors and they have the wrong number of teeth.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Aren't they calling them la poo poos.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
All sorts of different things. They're called la poo poos,
la goo goos. Yeah, there's also a table sharp like
sharp yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
Yeah, they're somewhat demonic looking.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
So yeah. They go for thirty to one hundred dollars
in the United States if you can find them, and
you're stupid, and you might be able to find one
on a Facebook marketplace for some mom who cleaned out
a kid's room and put it up there for like
thirty bucks, but the lafufus are like fifteen to twenty dollars. Yeah,
so who's going to buy the knockoff?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
All right?
Speaker 14 (26:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Right read yeah, and if you're if you're a South
Park fan, they've already mocked the left La Boo boo,
they're already.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Ahead of time.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Last week they already had an episode where where the
kids were making fun of the La boo boos.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
So well, that's the way we'll catch up.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Then I'm just watching them for all my news.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Oh good work out, but I've been thank you very much.
Welcome by Bush. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play wordy word.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Here we go, one eight hundred big show we'll get
a couple of contestants team up and play next. Good morning,
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litten big showing the radio worlding to.
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Your Thursday morning. We got all right, listen, do.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Okay, but wordy, wordy word. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Man.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
We got Tyler from Midwey, Georgia. Good morning, Tyler, Good morning, Marnie.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
And we got Tommy from Fildale, Virginia. Right yeah, Bieldale
Fieldal's where you are.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Tommy, Hey, Mardy.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Welcome you go you alright? Then, well it's gonna be
Tater and Tommy, John Boy and Tyler for our teams
this morning. Man, uh boys, we got random words, just
words out of nowhere except Randy. All right, Tommy, you relax.
Me and Tyler we'll go for the first thirty seconds,
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she read of Tyler.
Speaker 10 (28:13):
Yes, sir, see what we can do.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Start to clock.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Now you count these when you're on a diet calorie yeah,
uh huh. Blank Jordan his nickname, Michael's nickname, blank Jordan.
You breathe, you breathe this oxygen a blank plane? Yes, okay, Well,
so when when you get old, sometimes it's hard to
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blank things.
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What's her name?
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Remember?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Yes, remember, don't.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Take a bath, take a uh huh, don't talk, just
do be quiet.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
No, I'm sorry. Uh four on the board four.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Don't go to noe' do too good Tyler, and see
what Tater and Tommy he can do here. Tommy, are
you ready? Yes, Sair, okay, and go.
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Stop talking and just blank to me. Just just use
your ears and just use your ears and blank.
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Listen.
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This is a wild dog aware.
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Blank is one?
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Yes, a scary movie is also called a blank movie.
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Yes.
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Uh, two fingers up means this. It's the blank sign
and drops drops that come from the sky.
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Is rain?
Speaker 11 (29:38):
All right?
Speaker 16 (29:39):
Rain?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And the buzzer for a five score to take the
lead by one.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
I don't know who's breathing, but it's kind of turning
me out.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I think we all are. Let's say what me and
Tyler can do here for round two?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Heavy breather All right.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Tyler, you ready, buddy, Here.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
We go.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Start the clock. Now. You cut down a tree with
a blank saw?
Speaker 10 (30:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Uh huh oh you think with this your mind? It's
your what in your head?
Speaker 11 (30:14):
Brain?
Speaker 16 (30:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
You gotta walk with one of these if you got
a limp, just one. Yeah, uh huh rhymes with it
the big tall thing to move buildings around.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Also a white bird, yeah, uh uh? Down the bathtub?
What rhyming? Down? Yes, rhyming. Not lost but bound now
I'm sorry. All right, out of five, do five to
the four.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
That's a nine score, all right? Yes, oh Tommy and Tayter. Yeah,
Tommy is still alive. Four time five will win?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Alrighty Tommy, yes, sir, and.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
I didn't lose weight. I blanked weight.
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Gang we rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
At rice, just one piece of rice is a blank
of rice. This is the hairstyle on a on a
horse goes down the back of her neck. Rhymes with it. Yes,
it rhymes with it.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
I hurt myself.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
I need medicine.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
I'm in rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Ch choo, what chee choo, chew choo, it's a what.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
It rhymes.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Jagon's got to make the call on that one.
Speaker 17 (31:40):
To him.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Right on.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
And I'm not gonna protest, but I want you to
get Tyler back all down the road.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Let me and him have another shot out, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
That's what we're gonna do for you, all right, by,
and Tommy, you look at you up five day for
Junyard when congratulations, thanks a lot.
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See you there, good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio. Been talking about our feature track from the
bid Box, Never Forget, an audio memorial of September the eleventh.
We're talking about Man twenty four years ago today and
it was this hour too. We've talked about a lot
of y'all first heard about it listening to the Big
Show while we were finding out about it twenty four
years ago. And uh, we do have a visual of
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video remembrance as well at the John Boy and Billy
Facebook page, and we just urge you to share with
some with some young people in your life, you know.
So the whole never forget thing we said right off
the bat Man, we gotta gotta just make sure you
don't forget about that. And they scrubbed the pictures and
you know, the media and the way they did right
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off the bat which we knew.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
So just never forget. That's the key words of the
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Speaker 1 (38:35):
And you can see the video remembrance of the John
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Speaker 6 (38:40):
Share how we all came together as a country.
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That's it, baby, that's it, all right, thank you very much.
We'll leave you with this looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.
We love you and we mean it.
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Nonemous level for kids to stay past.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
I was at school and doing math.
Speaker 19 (39:06):
I was in art and we turned on the TV.
Our teacher said, do you know.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
What happened tack in New York this morning?
Speaker 19 (39:13):
We all watched on TV and it said there's a
lot of.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Block smoke, a lot of twisted to break.
Speaker 19 (39:18):
Should the building's falling smoke act.
Speaker 9 (39:22):
Mostly everybody's gone home from school because their parents worked
in the twin towers.
Speaker 16 (39:28):
Huge cloud of thick gray smoke that is all you
can see.
Speaker 19 (39:30):
When my mom came and checked me out early and
we went home, and we were watching the news the
whole day, and everybody was scared.
Speaker 20 (39:37):
Nothing can possibly prepare us for the kinds of things
we've been seeing.
Speaker 21 (39:40):
This morning.
Speaker 19 (39:41):
We just saw the people and we felt so sorry
that everything happened.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
One of the most familiar sights in the New York area.
The buildings are gone.
Speaker 9 (39:49):
September eleventh. I felt sad for all the people that
died because they're innocuit.
Speaker 16 (39:58):
September eleven.
Speaker 10 (40:01):
Well go down in our history.
Speaker 16 (40:03):
I was a day, the day to remember remember tom
We have suffered great loss.
Speaker 15 (40:14):
You know, maybe I took my country for granted in
the past, but I don't anymore. And I understand for
the first time how valuable and how precious our freedom.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
This the advance of human freedom, the great achievement of
our time, and the great hope of every time.
Speaker 15 (40:29):
What we're fighting for is our freedom. Freedom, freedom.
Speaker 10 (40:33):
Freedom now depends on us.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
We need to protect our freedom for our kids. We're
going to have to seek it out because it's either
their children aren't our children. Remember when you watched Save
in Private, Ryan, and you see those guys going up
the beast, and you think, how in the heck could
they do that? For the first time in my life,
I understood that, I understood a love for my country,
a love for my country. Well, I am really country,
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honest to God country. I'm willing to die. I'm willing
for my family to die.
Speaker 18 (41:03):
It's going to be.
Speaker 15 (41:03):
Gut wrenching that we've got to hang in there.
Speaker 11 (41:06):
If this doesn't make you, this doesn't make I've been
doing this a long time.
Speaker 7 (41:11):
This doesn't make you kind of sit back and weep
a few tears, and.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
You don't have a soul.
Speaker 10 (41:15):
We will not tire soul. Someday, soul, we will not
falter soul. Those responsible so we will not fan soul.
Speaker 17 (41:22):
Will be brought to justice. Stories that bring tears to
our eyes.
Speaker 20 (41:28):
He was like an angel, and I just keep thinking
maybe he had to go help someone else. He was
a wonderful person. He was very caring. He took care
of everyone. He was the type of person like I
really think that he was a leader and he was
helping the people come down.
Speaker 10 (41:48):
We're all in it together.
Speaker 22 (41:49):
It's it's kind of the way it always was and
it always will be.
Speaker 8 (41:52):
And this we need, you know, we need to stay together.
Speaker 15 (41:55):
It's been proven that if the good people, honest, average,
every day people defend themselves, then we've actually got a
chance against America.
Speaker 17 (42:01):
A tragedy like this could have torn our country apart,
but instead it has united us and we've become a family.
Speaker 14 (42:13):
The people of America will stand strong together because the
people of America have always stood together, and those of
us privileged to serve this great nation will stand with you.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
God bless the people of America.
Speaker 22 (42:34):
There are no words to comfort to the degree this
situation has caused a turmoil. To comfort someone so that
they will feel better, what we do is we bear
one another's burdens. The best thing we can do is
to be in this together.
Speaker 19 (42:50):
God bless Demerica.
Speaker 11 (42:53):
Good job, God bless America.
Speaker 17 (42:56):
And this is going to be a day that we
will remember as a day of victory.
Speaker 16 (43:02):
May God bless you all my.
Speaker 21 (43:05):
Pleasure allegiance to the black in the United States of America.
And she's a republic, for which is saying one nation undergone,
indivisible with liberty and justice.
Speaker 6 (43:18):
Were all