September 12, 2025 • 44 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday so we’ll load you up with our Friday favorites.. - Today's Playhouse is set at the Doctor’s office and is entitled, “The Impossible Specimen”.. - Larry the Cable Guy gives us a call to talk about his new comedy album out and a brand new Netflix special called “It’s a Gift”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL losers and consults the spirits for the winners in this week’s action..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This makes show on the radio, John Bo Benn and
Tyler Fenners ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh? Hell, hold y'all
(01:01):
do coming out of them? It is Friday. Hey, y'all
lay in bed waiting for John Boy to tell you
what day it is every morning, I hope so well.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, you folks at the home if you gotta know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Man, when you wake up, sometimes I don't even know
where I am. What's less one.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Day of is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I have to look at the wall sometime I think
I'm at the farm and I'm gonna h your.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Problem is you have too many houses?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh, tell me about that tax high? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:34):
I know what, Oh, Rush, you think about camping? You
ever go out camping? I mean not as not as
a kid, I mean as an adult. There's a lot
of people camping these days.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, I'll just go outside, and you know I spent
a lot of time in the outdoors. I don't want
to sleep in there. I want to I want to
go in where I got some air conditioning, some controlled environment.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Right, I mean I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
I mean it's expensive tents and sleeping back or you
spend all that to live like a homeless person for
a week.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I can see you know the nice RV you know
going around, but you never really got into the All right,
so what we got here? Oh yeah, if we got
Friday and we're all thankful for that. Okay, all right,
Larry the cable guy, first time Larry been on a
big show in a while. Taya cit of Goll said,
(02:25):
it wants to come on. So he's got some kind
of specual wants you all to know about. So good,
all right, we'll get to that. It will be celebrating
Friday and our usual fun way. We'll get the winning
begin again. Minutes Big shows on the radio. Good morning,
got the big show on the radio. Let's get the
first prize back out, big old blue Emu package. We
(02:47):
got two jars of blue Emu non greasy relief or
whatever paint you plus a tube of PbCO TC It's
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other fine retailers. Gets you ready to win it. Three
(03:07):
dates in history where we're going to category. September twelfth,
nineteen seventy, the supersonic airliner Concord landed for the first
time at Heathrow Airport in London, prompting a barrage of
complaints about the noise. Okay, there my suff think. Nineteen
(03:28):
eighty three, Albert Rizzo of Malta set the world water
treading record one hundred eight hours, nine minutes. That was
in the ocean. Wow, that is four and a half days. Yeah,
but it's salt water. It's easier. Hello.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, Now there's a guy that needed to be told
what day it was.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Finally on his day. In twenty seventeen, Lady Gaga confirms
she is battling the chronic illness fiber mal isles. Uh,
fiber mi algas alga fibro miles like her cheese muscles.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Yeah, it's like in the fibers and swellings.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
You get stiff.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
We have a friend I won't name him, but he
has in appliant story. You remember that guy that the
young guy, he had it? Yeah, they had a rough
time with it.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Yeah, it's tough when you also have a concert to
do for a couple of hours and you're like, you know,
she does all these ice baths and stretches and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know, man, I tell you what, how shocked? I
was Lady Gaga one of my favorite halftime shows. Yeah,
she she did a button hook, caught the balld and
bungee jumped out on the rada.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I don't know what's.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah mile, Yes, all right, Well there's our categories one
eight hundred big shows. You're toll free line across America.
We play out bursts next. Good Morning, that's a big
(05:11):
show on the radio, runing through your Friday September the
twelve our feature track from the Big Show bit Bock.
But we got Larry the Cable Guy later this morning
on the one of our comedic buddies, Rodney Carrington telling
us about him losing his TV show. So search for
gea word Ridney TV. You don't worry. He's Dell on
tour doing all right and goes in when you can't.
(05:33):
As funny as ever. And right now, uppers, let's play uppers.
It's the game that anyone can win. Shoon boy Billy,
give the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
P let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Contested number one.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
This should it be a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
You have them.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Shuts. Let's say a tide from Mayo, South Calida.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Shoot shut.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Your morning tide. How's how's a mayor of Mayo this morning?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Do it?
Speaker 9 (06:30):
Excellent?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Good Boddy? Well, let's get you through these three categories.
Get you the blue em you down there in case
you got a pain coming up this weekend? All right,
give us three noises people complain about, ready go dog barking,
car horn, loud music, man man, man, leaf blowers, I
(06:51):
don't know what. Three things in the ocean ready to go,
yells water, oh my, and for the wind. Three chronic
illnesses ready to go diabetes, cancer, aswad hound out there, Todd,
(07:19):
you got the blue em you priest back, head down
the mail for you, Buddy, grod Joel awesome. Can I
give a shout out you Gord ahead, shout out to
everybody at Spartburg Community College working all my buddies for
all right, keep it, keep it going down there. Todd,
appreciate you and you boys.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Love listening to y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Tell Jackie, I love her. He loves you jacket okay,
ah cool jumping out, catching you up on your news.
On the other side, I bang on the drum Friday gong.
It's playing early this morning, coming on back.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Good my man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
There's a big shown alreadio who don't want to work
with two thongs.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
This guy, I expect that and before eleven o'clock.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Tonight, mister, you better find your dove another line of
work that when sure.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Don't fix your fistil It's one hundred.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
And six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I hate work.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I've been having a very bad Nay susy, I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
I'm just goday.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Back.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Don't you just told me she's got me back?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Man.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Man?
Speaker 11 (10:16):
We got to get out of here. We just have
a light.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 11 (10:23):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
We just we just work.
Speaker 13 (10:26):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Right work work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 14 (10:30):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money.
Speaker 15 (10:32):
But you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 16 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (10:35):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Work, the time when you.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Go out looking for happiness and end up punched over
somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest, pal it's
a brave man can kick party.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
I hate work.
Speaker 15 (10:49):
Work all is with taste you as.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Cool buzz We're off five?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh no, I am what today?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
I'm having chest paid.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Work work? What?
Speaker 10 (11:52):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
What?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What's what's work? I hate work?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Stud good morning making Show's on all radio, rolling into
(12:35):
the weekend, jag on Horden debor Man, Hello, it's.
Speaker 15 (12:40):
Hot all my life on the fine about it now
right now? Man? Dat more biller here.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
He yeah, bag old shagging looking scratching, Give me I
cat wiring right he on that rocking?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Not much?
Speaker 11 (12:54):
Man?
Speaker 9 (12:55):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
May go park here on the couch over here at
the empty arms hotel.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Uh, what's what about that?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Debt's daddy still standing over there at the trailer with
you in dever Yeah, him.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
And that life is officially calling it quit all that's
left now for the lawyers to divvy up the vast
holdings of their worldwide empire. Yeah, that I'll take about
ten more minutes. They Meanwhile, we got another pella checked
in here about a week ago.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Another one.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, one of Delvert's buddies, boy by the name of
Keith Faggart, Uh huh, busted up with his old lady
last week.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
She got matched in like this ad he put in
the car Trader.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
He put in the car trader.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
See see they was fighting a lot, uh huh. And
he's trying to be non confrontational. Yeah, so heep on
him an ad in the miscellaneous for sale section in
the backyard. Yeah, it says for sail one Saturday, Encyclopedia Britannicers,
excellent condition, not needed anymore. Damn wife already knows everything. Well,
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she throwed him out when she found out about that.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So basically, you got a whole trader full of broken
hearts over huh.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
You got that all right? Less than six months, man,
Dewart's gone from being the odd couple to leading the
odd squad.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, well, how's Debert doing with that girl that he
met a couple of months ago.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well, now, since we're talking about Delbert.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Hey, you think it's going, let me see, not too good.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Him and her busted up right after the Republicans swept
the election.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
They broke up after the Republicans swept the elections.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, and that's why they broke up.
Speaker 14 (14:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Now, don't get me wrong. She was a sweet girl
at all, but she's also one of them people that
bleaze everything they say on TV. Uh huh, and got
it in her head the Publicans is gonna get in
there and just run America, you know. Yeah, and you
know men Endevord, we're s obs for the GOP from
wave and never got in this big argument when she
(15:07):
found out he voted a straight Republican ticket. Oh, she's
hollering at him. I can't believe you'd vote for the Publicans.
They're gonna bring the government to a stand still. They're
gonna kill health care of farm and cut social security.
Pretty soon everybody be walking around with assault rifle. Debord
looks at her says, well, it's a start.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Imagine kind of went out of the relationship right quick there.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, and that wasn't exactly. David Copperfield and Claudia Schifferd
to start with. Here, key's working third shear for this week. Yeah,
seeing me home in a few minutes. I need to
get up off a count. Say he can go to bed. Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, cownd of know what
you mean. Y'all came a certify.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
More than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 15 (16:05):
Hey, hey, listener, my name is man Foy.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I ain't a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
When I wake up in.
Speaker 17 (16:26):
A venn river, go on and laugh and leave three
radio work.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's a big shaw on the radio. Has two moms happy.
Really Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
This guy.
Speaker 18 (17:29):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
Bubba feeling in my bone, says I have my weed,
Bubba Hubbama have to beat boy, Pama, have to be boy.
Speaker 12 (17:40):
Oh we did good. When things are going here we Hey, Hey,
my little box spot got hit by a car.
Speaker 18 (17:46):
Bubble Hubbub but his guns in the box and put
him in a drawer. Bubb i'ma have to beat boy
ima hap be boy, Oh good.
Speaker 12 (17:57):
When things are going here, we hey, oh for good,
all about it for a month and a half. I
(18:19):
looked to the drawer and started to laugh because I'm
gonna have to beat boy.
Speaker 15 (18:25):
I have beat boy.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Oh the good when things are going on here we hey.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Good morning. I got the Big Show on the radio.
All right, hang on, man. We got Robert Earl Keene
and the Boys has recorded live in the Big Show studio.
Then we're going through our tracks of our unplugged stuff.
We got farm Fresh Onions of your Robert Earl fans.
You know they're on the album the U. They take time,
they're just beating on everything. It's all percussion. I remember
(19:01):
we were just going around the studio trying to find stuff.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
For them to.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Hang on for farm Fresh Onions. First, let me tell
you what you can win. If you can win John
Boyd Jeopardy coming up in minutes, that would be one
hundred twenty dollars worth of Bull's Not cleaning products made
in the USA. Hi truck drivers keep America moving, the
bulls not make sure they look good doing it. You
can find Bulls Not out the truck stops across America.
Download that bull's not app Just click on the banner
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when you hit the Big Show dot Com. Hang on
play for it in minutes right now, Robert Earl Keenan
the Boys.
Speaker 14 (19:56):
Truth is all I'm looking for town to town, door
to door. Happiness is nothing more than Sunday at the zoon,
riding high inside the wires. That some of all of
my desires, earth and rain all it requires.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
Us love for me and you.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Farm press onions.
Speaker 14 (20:24):
Begging round and sweet and real good to eat, and
they appeal.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
To anyone who wants a meal.
Speaker 14 (20:31):
That shirt of forty five kiss the stars are sweating
years and appears that all your fears won't bring to
you those happy tears that feel so good to cry.
Farm press hundons.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Singing Bob fash Shine, You sing Bob fash Shiney bobs.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
People moving everywhere, Planes are falling from the air. Take
a good look in the mirror, the mirror on the wall.
Speaker 17 (21:11):
Overwhelming to the mind to confine, but still incline to
stay the course until I find the onion in a
salt farm fresh onions, bombs, shine, yes, bombs, bombs.
Speaker 15 (21:39):
Pick wine.
Speaker 14 (22:36):
That's noise, thinking straight into the sun where at its
core the onion one wants you to know there's never none,
There's not me for a love where millions, millions, millions
(22:56):
wait proliferate their blissful state to welcome your arrival day
the day you buy the far fresh.
Speaker 19 (23:08):
Said Pasion Sasson. Bime bye yet sad.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Man, hey, right, money board, dude, calm down, I love it?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh man Ai, y'all, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's
review yesterday's question. We found out last year this US
company earned over eight billion dollars in profits. Forty percent
of that came directly from the sale of their exclusive
kid themed product. Of course, that was McDonald's in a
Happy Meal, very popular amongst the chilling Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
(24:46):
About half of all court cases in the US involved
or are directly related to one of these What's a
dumb cruck? You think?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
So?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What's y'all got? One? Eight hundred big show you whole
free line, We go to We get the Winter. We
play John Boy Geminy next, Good Morning, It's a big
(25:30):
show on the radio. Friday Morning. I've featured track from
The Big Show bid Box Riding in Carrington on losing
this TV show sir, forgey words riding a TV day
the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com. And
right now let's play days live across America. Guy, it's
John Boy and now you're host.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
You know, kids today don't believe it, but he grew
up in a time when if you missed seeing an episode.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Of a TV show, too bad, it was gone forever.
He's John Boy.
Speaker 16 (26:05):
That that is.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Be thankful, kids, Double a ron out of el to Maryland.
What's happening Aaron?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Hey? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
How you we're good? Man?
Speaker 15 (26:19):
Were good?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Welcome in here from Goose covered Maryland. Right there? You know, baba, Okay, remember.
Speaker 20 (26:30):
First time list of the first time caller.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I caught you all my way down to Alabama yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Awesome, man, the boy, Well you got first shot at
John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So let's see what you got.
Half of all court cases, right about half of court
cases in the US involved or are directly related to
one of these.
Speaker 11 (26:56):
Show.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Karon, what do you say?
Speaker 14 (27:00):
I say, speeding tickets?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Speeding a speeding ticket? Huh. I'm trying to figure little
what do you do to think? Man? That I was
about ready to fight for you. There you'll find out
why but wait, you'll appreciate you, buddy. Good to have
(27:23):
you listening, man, Yes, thank you. All all right, boy,
let's go to Carter. He's up in rowing over Virginia.
Good morning, Carter. Whoa okay heah, turn ahead, turn your head,
turn your head. You're there, Carter.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, good, we're good to work. Don't move about half
a cakes what I said, well, too close to the speaker. Okay,
all right, well you're up Carter. What's your guess, buddy,
I'd say automobile. An automobile, yes.
Speaker 13 (28:02):
Yes, so.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Now you see why I was questioning. A little bit
of speeding ticket is related to an automobile. But related,
That wasn't the question. Yeah, one of these is an automobile.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Hey you guys, break it up, Okay, I will.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I'm done with myself. Carter, good work on you in body.
One hundred twenty bucks worth of bull's not headed up
to Rowino for you. I appreciate that thing. All right,
there you go, all right, body, love you, I love
you guys.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Right now. It is your news. Only on the side
our Friday, remembering rape, Little.
Speaker 15 (28:43):
Rain big shows on the radio again.
Speaker 16 (29:17):
People always say how do they get away with that
when they're telling about things they hear on the radio,
And I'm wondering if they think there's some policemen of
the airwaves ready with the law to punish them. Apparently
they think the FCC Federal Communications Commission is that policeman.
But not so, although it would seem that they do
when we read about restrictions they propose for the public airwaves.
(29:41):
Used to be argued that these airwaves were public property
and that businesses were given licenses of privilege to broadcast
over those public airways, and it has been referred to
as a license to print money. With the proliferation of
so many different outlets and inputs of information, the public airways,
that is over the air broadcasting is not what it
(30:02):
used to be. However, many broadcasters do use the public airways,
and in that sense, it is a perfectly valid argument
that they should be beholden to the public to always
broadcast in the public interest, convenience and necessity, interest, convenience
and necessity, and that's one of the provisions of their license,
(30:23):
and that the renewal of their license is based on
how they meet their responsibility.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
Robert D.
Speaker 15 (30:28):
Rayfert John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Good morning, It's to make Seawn Radio, Friday, September twenty five.
All right, we're in a blay house, so lezac.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
Hello friends, you're old bird Bird here with another winner
Wiggling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
The Impossible Specimen. As our story opens, an elderly man
is visiting a fertility doctor with a very embarrassing problem.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Alrighty, hi, mister Farnsworth. What seems to be the problem.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
I don't want to talk to the nurse. I want
to see the doctor.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Yeah, I am the doctor, Doctor Pike.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
A woman doctor, Yes, sir, yes, his country is going
to hell?
Speaker 8 (31:44):
So what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 11 (31:47):
Is there a man I can talk to.
Speaker 13 (31:49):
I don't like jarburn about my personal problems with some
random skirt.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
I assure you I'm a trained professional. Now you can
either tell me what the problem is or take your
problem somewhere else.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
You sure talk like a man anyway. Hey, hey, hold
on a second. Now, you ain't one of them Lebanese,
are you. I'm not talking to Lebanese about my man's.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Rose straight as an arrow, sir?
Speaker 11 (32:16):
All right, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Doc?
Speaker 11 (32:19):
I'm having trouble getting my wife pregnant.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Old.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
Hold on a second, how old are you ninety too?
Speaker 11 (32:27):
How old is your wife twenty seven? Seriously? Seriously, here's
your picture.
Speaker 8 (32:33):
She's gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Sorry, Ellen degenerates, she's spoken for.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
Well, mister Farnsworth. The very first thing we'll need to
do is to get a specimen. Here, take this cup,
take it home and bring it back tomorrow. All right, Dan,
the next morning, Welcome back, mister Farnsworth. Did you bring
your specimen?
Speaker 13 (32:54):
I'm sorry, doctor. I tried, but I just couldn't manage it.
Oh dear, Yeah, and I've tried and she couldn't manage
it either.
Speaker 11 (33:02):
I even got my friend Jake to come over so
he could have a go. No luck. Then he called
his son over. He couldn't do it either.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
Well, at least you made the attempt.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
No matter what we tried, none of us could get
the lid off.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
We could try to do something here in the office.
Let me undo these top two buttons.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Jake with the
weak grip say, hey, big man, let me hold.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
It all.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Still another priss back for you less than thirty minutes
from right now.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
It's a big show.
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than me? All right, John by the Big sure that
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You whoa, it's you, Marcel? What am I doing well?
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When I'm not hanging up on ra thing fat boying
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Billie and The Big Show. Oh Marcelle, just stop no,
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right in minutes. Larry the cable Guy, get up with
the old buddy, and you know Buddy's Rodney Carrington our
featured track when him lose this TV show this morning
and he is on the road Big Show Cities.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
What is that?
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October fourth, Evansville, Indiana, the twenty fourth, Fort Myers, Florida,
the twenty fifth, Melbourne, Florida, and then November seventh, day
before duck season, Warren, Ohio. Yeah, he's got a lot
more listed before that.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Here in the month of September.
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It's like Missouri and Iowa.
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But you know, if you're listening on the app or
the podcast, you definitely check out.
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His website Rodneycarrington dot com. Good word, take that Larry
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the Big Show dot com. Well, our special guest we've
been waiting on. It has been a minute or two
since we get up with our buddy, Larry the Cable Guy,
and he has a gift for all of our Big
show listeners. Where's let's say, good morning, mister Larry.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
I'm calling to get one of them damn tumbers. I want,
I want that hat, I want that tumber.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
I'm gonna head down there and get picked him up.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
We'll hook you up. Oh man, Right, it's good to buddy.
Speaker 9 (36:55):
I haven't read a poem about it.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Right to all right, road road in red Dummy's dummer.
I'm going them, jumboy, you want them dumber.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
You are quick as ever.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Man.
Speaker 9 (37:12):
You ain't gonna believe it, but I just wrote that now.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Amazing.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
I ain't gonna believe it. But it's nice to talk
to you.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It's been a while, nobody. It's your has and uh
talking about a gift for our listeners. Y'all listen to this.
It's a gift is a stand up comedy special feature
in this Man Larry the cable guy at his best,
delivering all new jokes, some probably written on the spot,
just like you heard the signature.
Speaker 10 (37:48):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It premieres today on Amazon Prime. Have I got it right, Larry?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
You got it correctly? Jumboys appear. That's right, Amazon Prime.
Check it out. It's the same old good nonsense. It's
it's PG thirteen. Pretty good for thirteen minutes. And if
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you get Amma, you know.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Your your phone's breaking up. Larry, we're getting about every
other word.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I see.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
We also got the money back guarantee, which means if
you don't let you can call Amazon get you, and
we guarantee you you ain't get your money back.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
So I think Amazon is censoring.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
That for you.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
That's right, But back now. But it's nice to speak
to you know, a lot of people don't know, but
I practically raise your tents.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
People don't know that. I mean John Boys.
Speaker 9 (39:00):
Thirty five years ago in Jacksonville, Florida, an RV party
was going through my garbage. We pretended to be friends
ever since.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh, we got some good memories of lunch of the
Yellow Rose.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Was Spanky getting a hustled out of your full money.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
We'd done a lot of stuff. I'll tell you what.
I don't know if you'll remember this, but we ate
a lot of taco bell that one day. And then
we went to the furniture store and we parted in
the recliner here.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah, high like you don't forget stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Hey, Larry, I've always wanted to ask you this, and
usually I would do it offline. But one of my
favorite memories or favorite occurrences in my career was the
day you called on the hotline and you asked me,
these people at Disney is asking me if I want
to do a voiceover for some damn car movie.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Do you think I ought to do it? It took
me about half a second ago.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Hell yeah, Durny Doll neverlast.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 11 (40:18):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (40:18):
Vaguely, but I'm pretty sure I did. I was Disney
shocked as anybody else.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
That was.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
That was probably a good decision on my part.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, yeah, mine too, So Larry, what do I hear
something about a Disney Junior Cars show.
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Yeah, we're doing sixty more episodes Cars on the Road
for Disney Junior that'll come out in twenty twenty seven.
I got nineteen of them tapes and we got wow,
another forty one to go. But it's you know, a
lot of people don't know how hard that is. I
like to, you know, I do my own stunt, and.
Speaker 20 (41:02):
This is how, this is why I go above and
beyond the call the most voiceover artists, I'm the only
voiceover artist that puts on weight to do the character.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
He's a.
Speaker 9 (41:22):
Yes for sure effect of it right there.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's awesome man, And gonna be moving around on tour
as well. So see Larry Cable Guy. It's a gift
on Amazon Prime. It premiers today and then gonna be
hitting some big show cities. Find out when gonna be
down in North Myrtle Beach in January. And then there's
the march down through Alabama even up Lincoln, Nebraska. A
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bunch of bunch of stuff. So you you was staying busy.
I think he's gonna be all right. Did you ever
open up a savings account or he's still keeping just
a checking account?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yeah, I'm sure no.
Speaker 9 (41:57):
Charlie Daniels probably got that tip from Charlie Daniels. They
put it all in Mason Jars. I pulled up with
Jar solid your fifties last week.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Oh wa, Well, are you the man? What we need
to catch on that person sometime?
Speaker 9 (42:20):
Man?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 9 (42:22):
I'd love to come in if I'm down there close.
I'm doing it.
Speaker 11 (42:24):
You know.
Speaker 9 (42:25):
I don't do as many as I used to because
I got these other projects. But I'm on the road
about twenty eight weeks a year, so hopefully I'll catch
you down if I'm close, John boy, I want to
come out and come on station. I got down before it.
But if i'm close, you let me know. All right.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I won't keep Jackie on you lad. We love you, buddy.
You be careful out there and keep up the great work.
We're so proud of you.
Speaker 18 (42:48):
Man.
Speaker 9 (42:49):
I appreciately love you guys. Thanks for promoting my album.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
I love you, Jackie and have you.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
There is the man, Larry the cable Guard. Check out
his website. There, Taylor making sure I got the right one.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
Yeah, all right, yes, I will Larry tocable guard dot com.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Okay, final out what's coming near you? And don't forget
the Amazon Prime. It's a gift stand up comedy special
for Here's a day. Oh and one more thing, you bastard.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
That's rod Rodney again.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
You gotta tell you the phone the phone right? Wait, no, Larry,
and Jackie says, oh, this is this is probably Rodney,
And I said, whoa, we're waiting on Larry.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
She had Rodney Carrington talking about here. And I was
laughing when I picked up Larry and he sat there
and I told him what I did, and I said,
I guess I had Rodney on my mind. What are
you going to do to get me on your mind?
He said, hold on, let me take my shirt offs.
He said, it's just like him. I'm done talking all.
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Let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred, big show.
We'll get to contestant play next
This makes show on the radio, John Bo Benn and
Tyler Fenners ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh? Hell, hold y'all
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do coming out of them? It is Friday. Hey, y'all
lay in bed waiting for John Boy to tell you
what day it is every morning, I hope so well.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, you folks at the home if you gotta know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Man, when you wake up, sometimes I don't even know
where I am. What's less one.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Day of is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I have to look at the wall sometime I think
I'm at the farm and I'm gonna h your.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Problem is you have too many houses?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh, tell me about that tax high? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:34):
I know what, Oh, Rush, you think about camping? You
ever go out camping? I mean not as not as
a kid, I mean as an adult. There's a lot
of people camping these days.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, I'll just go outside, and you know I spent
a lot of time in the outdoors. I don't want
to sleep in there. I want to I want to
go in where I got some air conditioning, some controlled environment.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Right, I mean I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
I mean it's expensive tents and sleeping back or you
spend all that to live like a homeless person for
a week.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I can see you know the nice RV you know
going around, but you never really got into the All right,
so what we got here? Oh yeah, if we got
Friday and we're all thankful for that. Okay, all right,
Larry the cable guy, first time Larry been on a
big show in a while. Taya cit of Goll said,
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it wants to come on. So he's got some kind
of specual wants you all to know about. So good,
all right, we'll get to that. It will be celebrating
Friday and our usual fun way. We'll get the winning
begin again. Minutes Big shows on the radio. Good morning,
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dates in history where we're going to category. September twelfth,
nineteen seventy, the supersonic airliner Concord landed for the first
time at Heathrow Airport in London, prompting a barrage of
complaints about the noise. Okay, there my suff think. Nineteen
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eighty three, Albert Rizzo of Malta set the world water
treading record one hundred eight hours, nine minutes. That was
in the ocean. Wow, that is four and a half days. Yeah,
but it's salt water. It's easier. Hello.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, Now there's a guy that needed to be told
what day it was.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Finally on his day. In twenty seventeen, Lady Gaga confirms
she is battling the chronic illness fiber mal isles. Uh,
fiber mi algas alga fibro miles like her cheese muscles.
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Yeah, it's like in the fibers and swellings.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
You get stiff.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
We have a friend I won't name him, but he
has in appliant story. You remember that guy that the
young guy, he had it? Yeah, they had a rough
time with it.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Yeah, it's tough when you also have a concert to
do for a couple of hours and you're like, you know,
she does all these ice baths and stretches and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know, man, I tell you what, how shocked? I
was Lady Gaga one of my favorite halftime shows. Yeah,
she she did a button hook, caught the balld and
bungee jumped out on the rada.
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I don't know what's.
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Yeah mile, Yes, all right, Well there's our categories one
eight hundred big shows. You're toll free line across America.
We play out bursts next. Good Morning, that's a big
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show on the radio, runing through your Friday September the
twelve our feature track from the Big Show bit Bock.
But we got Larry the Cable Guy later this morning
on the one of our comedic buddies, Rodney Carrington telling
us about him losing his TV show. So search for
gea word Ridney TV. You don't worry. He's Dell on
tour doing all right and goes in when you can't.
(05:33):
As funny as ever. And right now, uppers, let's play uppers.
It's the game that anyone can win. Shoon boy Billy,
give the prizes from the big prize.
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P let's go.
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Contested number one.
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This should it be a lot of fun.
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You have them.
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Shuts. Let's say a tide from Mayo, South Calida.
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Shoot shut.
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Your morning tide. How's how's a mayor of Mayo this morning?
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Do it?
Speaker 9 (06:30):
Excellent?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Good Boddy? Well, let's get you through these three categories.
Get you the blue em you down there in case
you got a pain coming up this weekend? All right,
give us three noises people complain about, ready go dog barking,
car horn, loud music, man man, man, leaf blowers, I
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don't know what. Three things in the ocean ready to go,
yells water, oh my, and for the wind. Three chronic
illnesses ready to go diabetes, cancer, aswad hound out there, Todd,
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you got the blue em you priest back, head down
the mail for you, Buddy, grod Joel awesome. Can I
give a shout out you Gord ahead, shout out to
everybody at Spartburg Community College working all my buddies for
all right, keep it, keep it going down there. Todd,
appreciate you and you boys.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Love listening to y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Tell Jackie, I love her. He loves you jacket okay,
ah cool jumping out, catching you up on your news.
On the other side, I bang on the drum Friday gong.
It's playing early this morning, coming on back.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Good my man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
There's a big shown alreadio who don't want to work
with two thongs.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
This guy, I expect that and before eleven o'clock.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Tonight, mister, you better find your dove another line of
work that when sure.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Don't fix your fistil It's one hundred.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
And six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I hate work.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I've been having a very bad Nay susy, I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
I'm just goday.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Back.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Don't you just told me she's got me back?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Man.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Man?
Speaker 11 (10:16):
We got to get out of here. We just have
a light.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 11 (10:23):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
We just we just work.
Speaker 13 (10:26):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Right work work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 14 (10:30):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money.
Speaker 15 (10:32):
But you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 16 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (10:35):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Work, the time when you.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Go out looking for happiness and end up punched over
somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest, pal it's
a brave man can kick party.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
I hate work.
Speaker 15 (10:49):
Work all is with taste you as.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Cool buzz We're off five?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh no, I am what today?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
I'm having chest paid.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Work work? What?
Speaker 10 (11:52):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
What?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What's what's work? I hate work?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Stud good morning making Show's on all radio, rolling into
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the weekend, jag on Horden debor Man, Hello, it's.
Speaker 15 (12:40):
Hot all my life on the fine about it now
right now? Man? Dat more biller here.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
He yeah, bag old shagging looking scratching, Give me I
cat wiring right he on that rocking?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Not much?
Speaker 11 (12:54):
Man?
Speaker 9 (12:55):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
May go park here on the couch over here at
the empty arms hotel.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Uh, what's what about that?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Debt's daddy still standing over there at the trailer with
you in dever Yeah, him.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
And that life is officially calling it quit all that's
left now for the lawyers to divvy up the vast
holdings of their worldwide empire. Yeah, that I'll take about
ten more minutes. They Meanwhile, we got another pella checked
in here about a week ago.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Another one.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, one of Delvert's buddies, boy by the name of
Keith Faggart, Uh huh, busted up with his old lady
last week.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
She got matched in like this ad he put in
the car Trader.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
He put in the car trader.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
See see they was fighting a lot, uh huh. And
he's trying to be non confrontational. Yeah, so heep on
him an ad in the miscellaneous for sale section in
the backyard. Yeah, it says for sail one Saturday, Encyclopedia Britannicers,
excellent condition, not needed anymore. Damn wife already knows everything. Well,
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she throwed him out when she found out about that.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So basically, you got a whole trader full of broken
hearts over huh.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
You got that all right? Less than six months, man,
Dewart's gone from being the odd couple to leading the
odd squad.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, well, how's Debert doing with that girl that he
met a couple of months ago.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well, now, since we're talking about Delbert.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Hey, you think it's going, let me see, not too good.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Him and her busted up right after the Republicans swept
the election.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
They broke up after the Republicans swept the elections.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, and that's why they broke up.
Speaker 14 (14:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Now, don't get me wrong. She was a sweet girl
at all, but she's also one of them people that
bleaze everything they say on TV. Uh huh, and got
it in her head the Publicans is gonna get in
there and just run America, you know. Yeah, and you
know men Endevord, we're s obs for the GOP from
wave and never got in this big argument when she
(15:07):
found out he voted a straight Republican ticket. Oh, she's
hollering at him. I can't believe you'd vote for the Publicans.
They're gonna bring the government to a stand still. They're
gonna kill health care of farm and cut social security.
Pretty soon everybody be walking around with assault rifle. Debord
looks at her says, well, it's a start.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Imagine kind of went out of the relationship right quick there.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, and that wasn't exactly. David Copperfield and Claudia Schifferd
to start with. Here, key's working third shear for this week. Yeah,
seeing me home in a few minutes. I need to
get up off a count. Say he can go to bed. Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, cownd of know what
you mean. Y'all came a certify.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
More than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Still a lot more coming at you.
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Hey, hey, listener, my name is man Foy.
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I ain't a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
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I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
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When I wake up in.
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A venn river, go on and laugh and leave three
radio work.
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Good morning.
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Really Yeah.
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This guy.
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I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
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Oh we did good. When things are going here we Hey, Hey,
my little box spot got hit by a car.
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Bubble Hubbub but his guns in the box and put
him in a drawer. Bubb i'ma have to beat boy
ima hap be boy, Oh good.
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When things are going here, we hey, oh for good,
all about it for a month and a half. I
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looked to the drawer and started to laugh because I'm
gonna have to beat boy.
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I have beat boy.
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Oh the good when things are going on here we hey.
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Good morning. I got the Big Show on the radio.
All right, hang on, man. We got Robert Earl Keene
and the Boys has recorded live in the Big Show studio.
Then we're going through our tracks of our unplugged stuff.
We got farm Fresh Onions of your Robert Earl fans.
You know they're on the album the U. They take time,
they're just beating on everything. It's all percussion. I remember
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we were just going around the studio trying to find stuff.
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to door. Happiness is nothing more than Sunday at the zoon,
riding high inside the wires. That some of all of
my desires, earth and rain all it requires.
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Speaker 5 (20:46):
Singing Bob fash Shine, You sing Bob fash Shiney bobs.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
People moving everywhere, Planes are falling from the air. Take
a good look in the mirror, the mirror on the wall.
Speaker 17 (21:11):
Overwhelming to the mind to confine, but still incline to
stay the course until I find the onion in a
salt farm fresh onions, bombs, shine, yes, bombs, bombs.
Speaker 15 (21:39):
Pick wine.
Speaker 14 (22:36):
That's noise, thinking straight into the sun where at its
core the onion one wants you to know there's never none,
There's not me for a love where millions, millions, millions
(22:56):
wait proliferate their blissful state to welcome your arrival day
the day you buy the far fresh.
Speaker 19 (23:08):
Said Pasion Sasson. Bime bye yet sad.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Man, hey, right, money board, dude, calm down, I love it?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh man Ai, y'all, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's
review yesterday's question. We found out last year this US
company earned over eight billion dollars in profits. Forty percent
of that came directly from the sale of their exclusive
kid themed product. Of course, that was McDonald's in a
Happy Meal, very popular amongst the chilling Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
(24:46):
About half of all court cases in the US involved
or are directly related to one of these What's a
dumb cruck? You think?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
So?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What's y'all got? One? Eight hundred big show you whole
free line, We go to We get the Winter. We
play John Boy Geminy next, Good Morning, It's a big
(25:30):
show on the radio. Friday Morning. I've featured track from
The Big Show bid Box Riding in Carrington on losing
this TV show sir, forgey words riding a TV day
the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com. And
right now let's play days live across America. Guy, it's
John Boy and now you're host.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
You know, kids today don't believe it, but he grew
up in a time when if you missed seeing an episode.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Of a TV show, too bad, it was gone forever.
He's John Boy.
Speaker 16 (26:05):
That that is.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Be thankful, kids, Double a ron out of el to Maryland.
What's happening Aaron?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Hey? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
How you we're good? Man?
Speaker 15 (26:19):
Were good?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Welcome in here from Goose covered Maryland. Right there? You know, baba, Okay, remember.
Speaker 20 (26:30):
First time list of the first time caller.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I caught you all my way down to Alabama yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Awesome, man, the boy, Well you got first shot at
John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So let's see what you got.
Half of all court cases, right about half of court
cases in the US involved or are directly related to
one of these.
Speaker 11 (26:56):
Show.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Karon, what do you say?
Speaker 14 (27:00):
I say, speeding tickets?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Speeding a speeding ticket? Huh. I'm trying to figure little
what do you do to think? Man? That I was
about ready to fight for you. There you'll find out
why but wait, you'll appreciate you, buddy. Good to have
(27:23):
you listening, man, Yes, thank you. All all right, boy,
let's go to Carter. He's up in rowing over Virginia.
Good morning, Carter. Whoa okay heah, turn ahead, turn your head,
turn your head. You're there, Carter.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, good, we're good to work. Don't move about half
a cakes what I said, well, too close to the speaker. Okay,
all right, well you're up Carter. What's your guess, buddy,
I'd say automobile. An automobile, yes.
Speaker 13 (28:02):
Yes, so.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Now you see why I was questioning. A little bit
of speeding ticket is related to an automobile. But related,
That wasn't the question. Yeah, one of these is an automobile.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Hey you guys, break it up, Okay, I will.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I'm done with myself. Carter, good work on you in body.
One hundred twenty bucks worth of bull's not headed up
to Rowino for you. I appreciate that thing. All right,
there you go, all right, body, love you, I love
you guys.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Right now. It is your news. Only on the side
our Friday, remembering rape, Little.
Speaker 15 (28:43):
Rain big shows on the radio again.
Speaker 16 (29:17):
People always say how do they get away with that
when they're telling about things they hear on the radio,
And I'm wondering if they think there's some policemen of
the airwaves ready with the law to punish them. Apparently
they think the FCC Federal Communications Commission is that policeman.
But not so, although it would seem that they do
when we read about restrictions they propose for the public airwaves.
(29:41):
Used to be argued that these airwaves were public property
and that businesses were given licenses of privilege to broadcast
over those public airways, and it has been referred to
as a license to print money. With the proliferation of
so many different outlets and inputs of information, the public airways,
that is over the air broadcasting is not what it
(30:02):
used to be. However, many broadcasters do use the public airways,
and in that sense, it is a perfectly valid argument
that they should be beholden to the public to always
broadcast in the public interest, convenience and necessity, interest, convenience
and necessity, and that's one of the provisions of their license,
(30:23):
and that the renewal of their license is based on
how they meet their responsibility.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
Robert D.
Speaker 15 (30:28):
Rayfert John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Good morning, It's to make Seawn Radio, Friday, September twenty five.
All right, we're in a blay house, so lezac.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
Hello friends, you're old bird Bird here with another winner
Wiggling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
The Impossible Specimen. As our story opens, an elderly man
is visiting a fertility doctor with a very embarrassing problem.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Alrighty, hi, mister Farnsworth. What seems to be the problem.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
I don't want to talk to the nurse. I want
to see the doctor.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Yeah, I am the doctor, Doctor Pike.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
A woman doctor, Yes, sir, yes, his country is going
to hell?
Speaker 8 (31:44):
So what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 11 (31:47):
Is there a man I can talk to.
Speaker 13 (31:49):
I don't like jarburn about my personal problems with some
random skirt.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
I assure you I'm a trained professional. Now you can
either tell me what the problem is or take your
problem somewhere else.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
You sure talk like a man anyway. Hey, hey, hold
on a second. Now, you ain't one of them Lebanese,
are you. I'm not talking to Lebanese about my man's.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Rose straight as an arrow, sir?
Speaker 11 (32:16):
All right, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Doc?
Speaker 11 (32:19):
I'm having trouble getting my wife pregnant.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Old.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
Hold on a second, how old are you ninety too?
Speaker 11 (32:27):
How old is your wife twenty seven? Seriously? Seriously, here's
your picture.
Speaker 8 (32:33):
She's gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Sorry, Ellen degenerates, she's spoken for.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
Well, mister Farnsworth. The very first thing we'll need to
do is to get a specimen. Here, take this cup,
take it home and bring it back tomorrow. All right, Dan,
the next morning, Welcome back, mister Farnsworth. Did you bring
your specimen?
Speaker 13 (32:54):
I'm sorry, doctor. I tried, but I just couldn't manage it.
Oh dear, Yeah, and I've tried and she couldn't manage
it either.
Speaker 11 (33:02):
I even got my friend Jake to come over so
he could have a go. No luck. Then he called
his son over. He couldn't do it either.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
Well, at least you made the attempt.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
No matter what we tried, none of us could get
the lid off.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
We could try to do something here in the office.
Let me undo these top two buttons.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Jake with the
weak grip say, hey, big man, let me hold.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
It all.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Still another priss back for you less than thirty minutes
from right now.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
It's a big show.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh letting somebody better tam it than me, tell you
than me? All right, John by the Big sure that
stop picking me up?
Speaker 4 (33:59):
You whoa, it's you, Marcel? What am I doing well?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
When I'm not hanging up on ra thing fat boying
trying to cure Babs of her terminal blondness. I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boyant
Billie and The Big Show. Oh Marcelle, just stop no,
I won't tell Randy if that Hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
There's a big showing Alredyo. Here's your one hour alert
for John Boys wonderful thing number one hundred and fifty six.
As we never forget, we've got to come Emerton's September
the eleventh challenge coin o't giveaway in one hour. You
glad to have your name and a half for that.
Go to the Bigshow dot com. Do it up all
(35:11):
right in minutes. Larry the cable Guy, get up with
the old buddy, and you know Buddy's Rodney Carrington our
featured track when him lose this TV show this morning
and he is on the road Big Show Cities.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
October fourth, Evansville, Indiana, the twenty fourth, Fort Myers, Florida,
the twenty fifth, Melbourne, Florida, and then November seventh, day
before duck season, Warren, Ohio. Yeah, he's got a lot
more listed before that.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Here in the month of September.
Speaker 11 (35:42):
It's like Missouri and Iowa.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
But you know, if you're listening on the app or
the podcast, you definitely check out.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
His website Rodneycarrington dot com. Good word, take that Larry
the Cable Guy. In minutes, Big Show rolls on Good
Morning Show's on the radio. Coming up, we play Beating
the Blonde for a hat, t shirt, tumbler and a
twenty five dollar guys card from Law Tigers. Law Tiger's
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(36:12):
With Law Tigers, you never ride alone. Go to Lawtigers
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the Big Show dot com. Well, our special guest we've
been waiting on. It has been a minute or two
since we get up with our buddy, Larry the Cable Guy,
and he has a gift for all of our Big
show listeners. Where's let's say, good morning, mister Larry.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
I'm calling to get one of them damn tumbers. I want,
I want that hat, I want that tumber.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
I'm gonna head down there and get picked him up.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
We'll hook you up. Oh man, Right, it's good to buddy.
Speaker 9 (36:55):
I haven't read a poem about it.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Right to all right, road road in red Dummy's dummer.
I'm going them, jumboy, you want them dumber.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
You are quick as ever.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Man.
Speaker 9 (37:12):
You ain't gonna believe it, but I just wrote that now.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Amazing.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
I ain't gonna believe it. But it's nice to talk
to you.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It's been a while, nobody. It's your has and uh
talking about a gift for our listeners. Y'all listen to this.
It's a gift is a stand up comedy special feature
in this Man Larry the cable guy at his best,
delivering all new jokes, some probably written on the spot,
just like you heard the signature.
Speaker 10 (37:48):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It premieres today on Amazon Prime. Have I got it right, Larry?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
You got it correctly? Jumboys appear. That's right, Amazon Prime.
Check it out. It's the same old good nonsense. It's
it's PG thirteen. Pretty good for thirteen minutes. And if
(38:17):
you get Amma, you know.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Your your phone's breaking up. Larry, we're getting about every
other word.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I see.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
We also got the money back guarantee, which means if
you don't let you can call Amazon get you, and
we guarantee you you ain't get your money back.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
So I think Amazon is censoring.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
That for you.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
That's right, But back now. But it's nice to speak
to you know, a lot of people don't know, but
I practically raise your tents.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
People don't know that. I mean John Boys.
Speaker 9 (39:00):
Thirty five years ago in Jacksonville, Florida, an RV party
was going through my garbage. We pretended to be friends
ever since.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh, we got some good memories of lunch of the
Yellow Rose.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Was Spanky getting a hustled out of your full money.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
We'd done a lot of stuff. I'll tell you what.
I don't know if you'll remember this, but we ate
a lot of taco bell that one day. And then
we went to the furniture store and we parted in
the recliner here.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah, high like you don't forget stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Hey, Larry, I've always wanted to ask you this, and
usually I would do it offline. But one of my
favorite memories or favorite occurrences in my career was the
day you called on the hotline and you asked me,
these people at Disney is asking me if I want
to do a voiceover for some damn car movie.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Do you think I ought to do it? It took
me about half a second ago.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Hell yeah, Durny Doll neverlast.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 11 (40:18):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (40:18):
Vaguely, but I'm pretty sure I did. I was Disney
shocked as anybody else.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
That was.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
That was probably a good decision on my part.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, yeah, mine too, So Larry, what do I hear
something about a Disney Junior Cars show.
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Yeah, we're doing sixty more episodes Cars on the Road
for Disney Junior that'll come out in twenty twenty seven.
I got nineteen of them tapes and we got wow,
another forty one to go. But it's you know, a
lot of people don't know how hard that is. I
like to, you know, I do my own stunt, and.
Speaker 20 (41:02):
This is how, this is why I go above and
beyond the call the most voiceover artists, I'm the only
voiceover artist that puts on weight to do the character.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
He's a.
Speaker 9 (41:22):
Yes for sure effect of it right there.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's awesome man, And gonna be moving around on tour
as well. So see Larry Cable Guy. It's a gift
on Amazon Prime. It premiers today and then gonna be
hitting some big show cities. Find out when gonna be
down in North Myrtle Beach in January. And then there's
the march down through Alabama even up Lincoln, Nebraska. A
(41:47):
bunch of bunch of stuff. So you you was staying busy.
I think he's gonna be all right. Did you ever
open up a savings account or he's still keeping just
a checking account?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yeah, I'm sure no.
Speaker 9 (41:57):
Charlie Daniels probably got that tip from Charlie Daniels. They
put it all in Mason Jars. I pulled up with
Jar solid your fifties last week.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Oh wa, Well, are you the man? What we need
to catch on that person sometime?
Speaker 9 (42:20):
Man?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 9 (42:22):
I'd love to come in if I'm down there close.
I'm doing it.
Speaker 11 (42:24):
You know.
Speaker 9 (42:25):
I don't do as many as I used to because
I got these other projects. But I'm on the road
about twenty eight weeks a year, so hopefully I'll catch
you down if I'm close, John boy, I want to
come out and come on station. I got down before it.
But if i'm close, you let me know. All right.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I won't keep Jackie on you lad. We love you, buddy.
You be careful out there and keep up the great work.
We're so proud of you.
Speaker 18 (42:48):
Man.
Speaker 9 (42:49):
I appreciately love you guys. Thanks for promoting my album.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
I love you, Jackie and have you.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
There is the man, Larry the cable Guard. Check out
his website. There, Taylor making sure I got the right one.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
Yeah, all right, yes, I will Larry tocable guard dot com.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Okay, final out what's coming near you? And don't forget
the Amazon Prime. It's a gift stand up comedy special
for Here's a day. Oh and one more thing, you bastard.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
That's rod Rodney again.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
You gotta tell you the phone the phone right? Wait, no, Larry,
and Jackie says, oh, this is this is probably Rodney,
And I said, whoa, we're waiting on Larry.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
She had Rodney Carrington talking about here. And I was
laughing when I picked up Larry and he sat there
and I told him what I did, and I said,
I guess I had Rodney on my mind. What are
you going to do to get me on your mind?
He said, hold on, let me take my shirt offs.
He said, it's just like him. I'm done talking all.
(44:01):
Let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred, big show.
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