September 12, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday so we’ll load you up with our Friday favorites.. - Today's Playhouse is set at the Doctor’s office and is entitled, “The Impossible Specimen”.. - Larry the Cable Guy gives us a call to talk about his new comedy album out and a brand new Netflix special called “It’s a Gift”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL losers and consults the spirits for the winners in this week’s action..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can Good morning. It's a big show on the radio
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for your Friday, September the twelve. Our feature track from
the Big Show bit Box riding at Carrington on losing
this TV show, keywords riding a TV hit the bit
box at the makeshow dot com. Heah, right now, let's
play beat the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant. It's Haven
from Peterstown, West Virginia. Good morning, Haven.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Good morning sir.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
How are you all doing? We all someome welcome in here,
monst us? All right, hey, you know what we're gonna do.
Ask Tater some questions. You agree or disagree with the answer,
whether you think it is right or wrong. In order
to deal, get two bells for two buzzers, and you
wear one hundred and twenty dollars. This bulls not okay,
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sounds good? All right, well, Marcia. American kids hang their
stockings up by the fireplace on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I got you, got you, got you?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What do kids in the Netherlands do? Oh kee chair boy?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, not Wisconsin, Amsterdam windmills. They put their wooden shoes outside.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh you're reasoning like the Netherlands to figure me out. Okay,
all right, So you say their their wooden shoes. Okay, shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm not going to be okay, I'll say shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Says shoes. Haven sounds like she knows what she's takking about.
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I think I'm gonna have to disagree.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Wow, No, right, and I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh then they were not wooden shoes. You know, we
just think they still wear wooden Well I do, okay,
but so good kids wake two shoes filled with coins
and candy. Bad kids find rotten potatoes, Tato, and they
don't put them outside. They put them by the fireplace.
They are by the fireplace, close enough. Don'g gone it
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all right? But there's a buzzer. Let's say what we
can do.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
We can I might get it all right?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
All right, Well, let's say with some ethnicicity, Tato, I'm sorry,
what do about a third of all ethnic restaurants in
the US have in common?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You know, I love food and I love.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
To eat a boy, I'm going to say your Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You say Mexican restaurant. You tell from the accident, Haven
agree or disagree with a third of all ethnic restaurants
they are Mexican in Mexican all will agree this time
(03:20):
I picked the wrong time. Chinese restaurants Chinese very popular. Yeah, well,
haven you picked a good contest. Salus On Buddy will
always make you real happy before we hang up on
you because the Tata is not cooperating with our listening,
so you hang on by Okay, I appreciate it. That's
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the bottom of an hour, I mean, not the hour,
the hours and then your news. Yeah, doing the Mexican accid.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Ladies and Gentlemen Junior Nation Band presents you at another
entry in our pandemic hit parade. If they don't come
up with a vaccine pretty soon, we're gonna have a
whole album.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Shoot. You might have a box set.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
This and goes out to a friend of ours having
a hard time right now.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
We'll just call her Karen.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
There is nothing that is wrong and asking you to
wear a mask at cost coat a brand new virus
going round. It's calm your crazy ass some down and
work with me.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Are they make us leaves? Calm down, Karen and.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
We can all do.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Colm down, Karen, or they'll send us both back home.
I've been trying all day long.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Just to shop with you.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
My hands are freshly saying that ties please don't touch
your nose and eyes and mouth. We're here and we
got stuff to buy. That is all that matters. We
need groceries, So baby, please to come down, Karen and
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put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing
we can all do.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Colm down, Karen. They'll show us both the door.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
I've been trying mighty hard just to shop with you.
You know the craziest thing about this pandemic is it's
turned normal women into these what you call Karen's women.
Held it together fine to learning how to make zoom
calls and how to get groceries that are going in
the store distance, learning their youngins. But if a guy
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at the Verizon store tries to hand them a face mask,
they turn into the Tasmanian Devil headlining at Ozfest. It's
the scariest thing I've ever seen. And I accidentally saw
Terry Hanson naked one time. But that, as they say,
is a story for another day. I long to see
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that paper mask cover in your face so easily. So
leave the greater guy alone. We'll get our craft being
head back home so speedily.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
If you work with me.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Come down, Karen and put your face mask on. It's
the very smallest thing we can all do.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Come down, Karen.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
You still can breathe just fine. I've been trying no
day long to shut with you. Come down, Karen, put
your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing we
can hold you.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Come down, Karen.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
We'll be back home real soon.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I've been trying. You an't no day long.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Just a shop with you. By the way, if your
name really is Karen, we apologize for that getting hung
on you this year. But things are tough all over.
I tell you to calm down, but I know y'all
hate that too.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Shod boy and Billy man, you are right.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I tell you what I tell you.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I'm i'm, i'm, i'm i'm.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Speeches make you so much.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Good morning, we yelled, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
He's a big show on the radio. Ten minutes and
give away my wonderful thing number one hundred and fifty six.
Well tell what I NFL Fridahim on the quarterback Toms Hornson,
and then he will pick every NFL game this weekend.
That's all to come to find a lower of the
Big Show. Well, as you know, the Big Show has
its very own poet laureate, and ever so often he'll
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come in with an original poem written just for our listeners.
You're welcome, And here he is, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How
are you, colonel, John Boy? I'm happier than a farted
silk patty. That's happy. What did you bring for us today?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, John Boy, the dog days of summer have left
for the year and it's coming into fall now. A
lot of places are having their county fairs. I went
to a family reunion last fall in Thurman County and
part of the festivities included a trip to the county fair.
I sense a story.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yep, it goes something like this.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Every year when the humidity ebbs and the cooler weather prevails.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Furman County has their big Old Fare and it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Produces many grand tales. The Brewster clan piled into their
cars a convoy a country mile long. Half was inbread,
the other half drunk. What the hell could go wrong
from puking on the tilted world? To cheating at all
of the games. Full of fried food and bad ideas
was the Brewster claim to fame. They had entertainment at
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the fair, a parade of dlist stars, demolition derby and
magic shows and monkeys smoking cigars. But this year they
had something special, sure to drive the country folks wild.
It was pro wrestling under the lights, and the action
sure weren't mild. It was a local group from Virginia Beach.
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Her Bedlam was their champ, but his opponent couldn't make
it that night. Apparently he had a cramp, so they
asked for a volunteer from the crowd to battle for
that gold title crown. So Cousin Wilbur stepped TwixT the ropes,
fixing to take Bruiser down.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
The action commenced.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Before the bell rang, with Bruiser taking cheap shots. Cousin
Wilbur was getting his country ass whooped, sweating bullets and
nose running snot. Now here's where things took a real turn.
See Grannie Brewster was ringside too, and she hated a
bully more than a Democrat. But what could an old
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woman do. She was near eighty year old with arthritis
and gout. Wore adult diapers and couldn't see too well.
But she'd be damned if her ken would take a
beaten and she was about to unleash hell. She leaped
through the ropes like a damn kangaroo and threw me
her teeth for safe keeping. Bruiser just laughed, but not
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for long. He was about to sew what he was
reaping when she round housed his ass. His knee turned
to Jella. Bruiser blinked but didn't say a word. There
appeared to be a lump in the back of his drawers.
Looked like Granny knocked loose a turn. Bruiser gathered his
wits and bowed up on Granny. Things started looking quite grim.
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I yelled, Grannie, he's nuts, but she heard his, not his,
and that was the beginning of the end for him.
She grabbed for his growing quick as a flash, Bruises
struck an odd pose. Granny had a death grip hold
on his junk in the old got your nose. The
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more she twist the ladder, he'd screamed constantly raising the
pitch got so high, dogs howled for miles around. Must
have hurt like a son of a gun. Bruiser crumpled
to the mat with a thud, and Granny rolled him
up for the pin in three short seconds. That was
all she wrote. Granny Brewster was awarded the win. Folks
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was losing their mind a different roar as Granny strapped
on that belt. She took the victory lap unscathed, then unharmed,
with not even a single welt. Granny was the talk
of the town, a local celebrity. She wore that dang
belt everywhere, sold sequence on her robe, and when she
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answered the phone she went whoa, just like old Rick Flair.
She held that title for a year without wrestling a match.
She finally gave that belt up because she had one
stipulation for taking her on. You weren't allowed to wear
a cup. Now that's a tale that gets better the
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more that it's told. So goes the legend of Granny.
But what happened to Bruiser is he?
Speaker 10 (14:00):
Now?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
He works for Tim Walls as one of his trainees.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
Ha ha, you like that with yoah boy, good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You got the big Joe on the radio. More chances
for you to win coming up after your news weathers
mart Hey, yeah, this is your old pals. You stand
La Black when I'm not mooching some of that buying.
Speaker 12 (14:27):
Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo
off my best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack
of wife and his on Lizbeth. I'm listening to those
tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right down on
that there Big Show.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Woie, there's funny I garyl Pete. Wait, it is John
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Boy's wonderful Thing Giveaway time happens every Friday right around
this time. So make sure sometime over every weekend you
go to the Big Show dot com and see what
wonderful things you can have. We'll give away the following
front of me. Okay, I love it. Let's say who's
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got the commemorative September the eleventh Challenge coin and have
the drummer please congratulations. Oh and Jackie says Happy Birthday
tomorrow to Roy Jackson from merles Inlet, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
All right, look at you, Roy, get the birthday present
and all happy birthday time on.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Alright, so Jack you get that. Tell you Roy, and
my next wonderful thing is a shepherd's sundial necklace.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
This is a wild day. Randy said, actions might be
one of the more expensive wonderful things I'm giving away.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Is it as big as flavor flavs clock?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I know some dragging around. It's about the size of
somebody's Super Bowl ring. That's pretty good. You can check
it out see the picture of it at the Big
Show dot Com. Make sure you get your name in
the head for that drawing about one week from right now.
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As aforementioned, all right, Tom Sonson, we'll catch up with him.
See hi I did on week one? He will pick
every game this weekend in the NFL before we get
out of here. All right, Big Show rolls on. Good morning,
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that money you won with Sorenson last week. Casey's up.
Good morning, mister Tom Sorenson, our NFL Friday morning quarterback.
How are you, buddy?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
I am excellent. How about yourself?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Very good, very good? All right, we're gonna get get
the locks out of the way. I took your two
locks last week and did a parlay. Won the first
one by half of a point. Arizona, we're giving you
on a six and a half they won by seven.
Called that one. Then Denver giving Tennessee eight and a half.
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They beat Tennessee by eight. So lost that one by
half a point. So you were right on there, just
the way the way it went there. But nine and seven. Overall,
you're over five hundred for the first week. I think
this is the hardest week to pick. What do you
you are to pick a buddy?
Speaker 13 (18:23):
Yeah, And I think overall it's probably a good idea
to go with underdog's week one, because you know, the
power structure is just sorting itself.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Out, and so are the betting lines.
Speaker 13 (18:33):
But I'm a customer betting on the favorites and that's
just worked for me, So I'm gonna stick with that, all.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Right, buddy, coming off of the season you had last year,
we are not arguing, all right, We'll get your picks
at the end of the show this morning, the end
of this hour as well. So go ahead, hit the
highlights for us, buddy, what caught you eye?
Speaker 10 (18:54):
Well, that's stupid.
Speaker 13 (18:56):
Fan in Buffalow, Baltimore scores DeAndre Hopkins really nice, reaches
out with one hand. I don't know those guys do it.
Scores a touchdown and they're celebrating, and they're near the
Buffalo fans, and a Buffalo fan reaches out and whacks
de Andre Hopkins in the side of the helmet. And
then Lamar Jackson, the quarterback, approaches and the guys tries
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to whack him. So Lamar pushes the guy, and the
guy has been banned from every NFL stadium the season.
But when he goes on TV to apologize for what
he did, he's wearing a neck brace like.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Lamar pushed me so hard and have to go to court.
I mean, what.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Who would do?
Speaker 10 (19:37):
But who would do that? I don't get that.
Speaker 13 (19:39):
Who goes to games and thinks they can grab the
ball out of a kid's hands or grab a baseball
out of Mookie Pet's hands.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
No, none of us would talk to watch a game
that way.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Personal injury attorneys would probably go that's wild, all right,
So sixteen games that you were looking.
Speaker 13 (19:59):
At sixteen and this is why one reason the NFL
is so beloved. Eleven of those were close. They define
a close game a seven points for your margin, And
just think of that, man. Eleven and sixteen were decided
by seven or fewer points. And I'll tell you there's
two games a set up to me. One of them
is Baltimore, a really good team, is playing Buffalo, a
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really good team, and Baltimore is up by fifteen points
with four to forty eight play. NFL loves statistics, and
since the year two thousand, teams up by fourteen with
fewer than five minutes to play of a record of
two thy three hundred and twelve victories and three losses. Well,
John boy, make it four losses. Buffalo man Josh Allen,
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their quarterback in the fourth quarter, two hundred and fifty
yards in the air, three touchdowns, and the Bills come
back improbably and win it by one point.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You know what about Baltimore, You know they folded in
the playoffs last year to Buffalo. They were up on
this game, and why did would they give the ball
back to Josh Allen Buffalo where they had scored every
time they touched it in the fourth quarter and instead
of like doing a run pass option with Lamar would
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have been working all day. They do it like an
end sweep and then they punt it and give him
time to go down and win it. Idiots.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
Yeah, and Lamar could not be stopped, Henry could not
be stopped, and their running game was fantastic. Yeah. And
what they explained after the game was that Lamar's ribs hurt,
but you know that guy, and you're that guy takes
a lot of hitster in the game, and he would
have loved to have a chance to win it.
Speaker 10 (21:42):
I was shocks.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
I thought, man, you cannot give Josh Allen this opportunity.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
And they didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Lord all right, what's the other game?
Speaker 13 (21:50):
Coach Johns Minnesota Chicago last night, last game of the weekend,
and Minnesota's playing a nervous quarterback JJ McCarthy, he set
out all last season with an injury, makes his debut
on Monday Night football, and he was making me nervous.
I mean, he just couldn't do anything. They're down to Chicago,
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crazy loud crowd, Bears are up seventeen to six, and
then macarthon thinks, hey, I'm not nervous anymore, and he
hit six to eight passes for eighty seven yards and
two tds. The Vikings scored twenty one straight points. The
Bears start becoming the Bears again, and Minnesota wins by three,
and both of those nights, I'm thinking, well, this game's
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kind of over. I should consider going to bed, and
I didn't, and I did the right thing.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
So if Buffalo Minnesota were the most clutched teams in
Week one, who was the worst?
Speaker 10 (22:43):
Boy?
Speaker 13 (22:43):
The worst was Miami. They went to Indianapolis and they're
usually good on artificial turf because they're so fast, but
they just were smoked thirty three to eight to Daniel
Jones and Indy. And almost disappointing was the Lions. They
had always kind of had their way with green Bay.
They won three straight and five out of six. They
went to green Bay and green Bay just handled them.
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It was they only lost by fourteen, but it could
have been twenty one. It could have been twenty four.
That was not an a close game.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
All right, All right, time, we'll get back with you
here in a little over thirty minutes for your pigs
for a week two? O my boy? Alright, then I
hang right there, buddy, let's play worthy word. You all
come on right quick here one eight hundred Big Show,
get a couple of contestants. We'll team up and play next.
(23:58):
Good morning. It's a big showing, Lady running through your Friday, September,
the twelveth feature track from The Big Show bit Box
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at everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Okay, no bird anywhere, no bird everyway it lets meet
their contestants.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
We got Mitch from the hanover VIRGINIAU. Good morning, Mitch,
Good morning, hey boy. And we got Nick from Mobile, Alabama.
Good morning, Nick, hey man.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
First of all, Nick, you on speakerphone. No so I'm not.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
I'm uh, I'm get on private right now.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, all right, well you and Tayler be on one team,
so I'll take any edge me and Mitch can get there. Nick, Nick,
all right, boys, uh, random words. We have random words
on the old word tap let so Nick, you and
Taya relax, me and Mitch. You give you all something
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to shoot for. Are you ready? Mitch? Yes, I'm ready, okay,
start the clock. Now, I'm gonna give you a check.
Fill it in for what you want. It's a black
what kind of check? Start over? Let's start? Hold it?
Wait minute, hold it, time out. I had a little
deal out and to stop watching's day when I was
trying to do that about and said the word okay,
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So did I say it?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
You want to say?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
All right, let's just we'll start all over?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, okay, all right, throwing out a wright. By the way,
it was blank. I was trying to go into a
check that fill button.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Then I could just turn my own things up.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
And there we go.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
All right, Mitch, we're starting all over, buddy, here we go. Okay, okay,
random words, start the clock. Now, you have four fingers
and one yes? Uh huh? An artist? Does this real good?
You do no with a pencil, yes, uh huh uh.
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Mary had a little.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Lamb uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
When you get in the pool, No, this word wh
it makes it smaller? Things get smaller than the dryer.
Maybe it'll blank your shirt. Yes, head to sin, all right,
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four on the board man, good work, a tater and
Nick for your round one?
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (26:36):
Nick?
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
And go your eyes nose mouth. It's all on your
what uh huh you rhymes with it? Ronald McDonald?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Well?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
No, uh, a blank mat on your table? Yes, pinky swear.
I just made a what to you and.
Speaker 13 (26:58):
You go on you.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
This is where you when you when you vote for
a president. It's called what day? Yes, this is our
one year blank we've been together.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
One year anniversary? All right?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Did you that was eight out of five? You took
the lead by one.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Like I said, all the dots in my head.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
It was weird.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Uh yeah, Well, here we go. It's five to four
nick leads after round one. Here we go, Mitch, let's
get some Are you ready? Yes, sir? All right, start
the clock now. Presidents will have this before the election
when they argue with each other, have a primary. No, no,
where you you talk. You get on stage and have
a debate. Yeah, debate. Uh huh uh huh okay, ninety
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nine cents and one penny.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Is a.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
A dollar?
Speaker 13 (27:52):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Are you put the wood in on this and light
it in the what fireplace?
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Uh huh? Not a lime, but a yes. You go
to this guy for your teeth? All right? Four on
the four? What's an eight score. All right, tighter and Nick,
call you need is three to tie four win.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Try not to glitch you on you buddy?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Ready, oh.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Go all right, Yes, this doctor works on your teeth.
This is a small it's not a horse, but it's
a small thing.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Little girls.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Usually in baseball you have balls and uh no when
they're pitching. When you're pitching, you have a ball or
three blanks.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You're out. Yes, this is what you lay out the
meat so it can do this, it can unfreeze. It's
called what.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh four the win net for mobil dog on it mits.
We came up a little short, buddy. We're gonna give
you another shot down the road though. You playing with me.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Fun game.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
Appreciate you day, Thank you, John boy?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
All right, my boy? Alright, Nick, will you hang on
get the spoils for your victory? All right, all right,
John boy?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Real quick?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
I just want to give a shout out to my father.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
In law Bill, he listens to all every morning.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I just want to say I love you and thank
you for everything you do for us.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Awesome. All right, hey Bil, nice buddy, Well hang right there,
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Big request for
John Boy Kevin Owens off of John Boy and Billy
Facebook wall, Turn that brown upside down with Colonel Hanson's
turd polish.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
What do it?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Kevin? Coming up next? Good morning big shows on a
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radio some of you like to hear about this time
on a trough Friday. Hit us up on a John
Moore and Miller Facebook page. Heaven oways, get your requesz
right out here.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. What
I find him? On the quarterback Tom so On's good
morning again.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
Tom, Good morning again, John, all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Week one, Tom, I gotta ride here. Nurse my heart,
heart heart. Last week week one, Tom went nine and
seven his locks he went one and one. And now
that brings us to week two. I would talk us already.
Early Sunday afternoon games the one and oh Buffalo Bills
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at the oh and one New York Jets.
Speaker 13 (34:19):
And the Jets are better than people think, are less
worse than people think. But Buffalo has too much Bills
win it on the road.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
The oh and one Chicago Bears at the O and
one Detroit Lions.
Speaker 13 (34:32):
Well, this is suddenly an interesting game. But I think
Detroit gets it back playing at home and they went
a close one.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
The Lions the O and one Cleveland Browns at the
oh and one Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Yeah, Baltimore is gonna get well.
Speaker 13 (34:48):
They're a twelve and a half point favorite, and I
suspect they win by at least that So I like Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I just like them. But no lock Okay, the one
and oh Jacksonville Jaguar Ours has the one and O
Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 13 (35:03):
I tell you, I was impressed with the Jacksonville Jaguars.
They dominated Carolina and they were good. That Dolphins looks good,
but not this week. They're giving away too much. So
it's a good game, but they do not win.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh, taking the Bengals on that one got the one
in O l A Rams at the O and one
Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
Tennessee did okay, Rams couldn't do much offensive.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Their defense looked our world and I think it will
again and I think LA wins comfortably.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Thgking the Rams there, oh and one New England Patriots
at the O and one Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 13 (35:39):
It's a tough one to pick, but I gotta think
the Dolphins are better than they look because they have
to be.
Speaker 10 (35:44):
So I'm picking Miami in.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
This one, taking Miami at home. The O and one
New York Giants had the O and one Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
I think Dallas gets well. I thought they played well
Cowboys against Philly and a really tough opener, and they
so some life on offense, and this one they won't comfortably.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
The O and one Seattle Seahawks are the one and
oh Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 13 (36:10):
I'm on that Rogers bandwagon back and then their offense
surprised me. I'm gonna stick with the Steelers for one
more game.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
That made fun of his hair bone, look what he
did and the one and oh San Francisco forty nine
Ers at the O and one New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 13 (36:29):
Like the forty nine ers, I can't imagine them losing
this game. Quarterbacks banged up and so are some of
their other players, but they don't need to be at
full strength to beat the Saints.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Okay, I got forty nine ers on this side. And
then there are three late Sunday afternoon games. The O
and one Carolina Panthers at the one and oh, Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 13 (36:52):
The Arizona has a chance to score a lot of
points against anybody.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
And if if Carolina's defense.
Speaker 13 (36:58):
Against Jacksonville's diketed, they're going to give up a lot
of points. The line is at Arizona by six and
a half. They win in double figures, and they are
my lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Uh ooh lock against the Panthers. I ope, Bryce Young
didn't revert back to early last season. That was that
was bad, Tom. It was bad man.
Speaker 10 (37:20):
Tough to watch, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes? It was all right? Then another four oh five game,
one in oh Denver Broncos at the one and oh
Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 13 (37:31):
Denver's often sakshiki against Tennessee bo Nicks was struggling, but
they'll get well and I liked them to win this
one and the.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
One and oh Philadelphia Eagles at the oh and one
Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 10 (37:44):
Boy, that is a good game, but I'm gonna go
with the home team, going with the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Kinnas City on that one and Sunday Night football the
O n one Atlanta Falcons at the one and OH
Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 13 (37:56):
Like Minnesota keeps that word going, Atlanta's not a bad team.
Gave Ampabaka game last week, but Vikings win this one
at home.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
And Monday night is a double header. Got the seven
o'clock ABC game, the one and oh Tampa Bay Bucks
and the and one Houston Texans.
Speaker 13 (38:15):
Don't trust Houston. That is a terrible offensive line, but
they're playing at home. They made the best defense in
the league and they pull out a close Houston does
all right.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
The one in o La Chargers play at the one
and oh Las Vegas Raiders ten o'clock on ESPN.
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Love the Raiders being undefeated.
Speaker 13 (38:36):
Ben, if you watched the Chargers last week, it is
tough to pull against and they had everything working.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
And I'm gonna go with the Chargers in.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
The row, taking the Chargers or late Monday nights all round.
There you go, Tom, and lock of the Week is
Arizona by six and a half over your Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Right, I have a great weekend.
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play beat the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant. It's Haven
from Peterstown, West Virginia. Good morning, Haven.
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Good morning sir.
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How are you all doing? We all someome welcome in here,
monst us? All right, hey, you know what we're gonna do.
Ask Tater some questions. You agree or disagree with the answer,
whether you think it is right or wrong. In order
to deal, get two bells for two buzzers, and you
wear one hundred and twenty dollars. This bulls not okay,
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sounds good? All right, well, Marcia. American kids hang their
stockings up by the fireplace on Christmas Eve.
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I got you, got you, got you?
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What do kids in the Netherlands do? Oh kee chair boy?
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No, not Wisconsin, Amsterdam windmills. They put their wooden shoes outside.
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Oh you're reasoning like the Netherlands to figure me out. Okay,
all right, So you say their their wooden shoes. Okay, shoes.
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I'm not going to be okay, I'll say shoes.
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Says shoes. Haven sounds like she knows what she's takking about.
Do you agree or disagree?
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I think I'm gonna have to disagree.
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Wow, No, right, and I appreciate that.
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Oh then they were not wooden shoes. You know, we
just think they still wear wooden Well I do, okay,
but so good kids wake two shoes filled with coins
and candy. Bad kids find rotten potatoes, Tato, and they
don't put them outside. They put them by the fireplace.
They are by the fireplace, close enough. Don'g gone it
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all right? But there's a buzzer. Let's say what we
can do.
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We can I might get it all right?
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All right, Well, let's say with some ethnicicity, Tato, I'm sorry,
what do about a third of all ethnic restaurants in
the US have in common?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You know, I love food and I love.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
To eat a boy, I'm going to say your Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You say Mexican restaurant. You tell from the accident, Haven
agree or disagree with a third of all ethnic restaurants
they are Mexican in Mexican all will agree this time
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I picked the wrong time. Chinese restaurants Chinese very popular. Yeah, well,
haven you picked a good contest. Salus On Buddy will
always make you real happy before we hang up on
you because the Tata is not cooperating with our listening,
so you hang on by Okay, I appreciate it. That's
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the hours and then your news. Yeah, doing the Mexican accid.
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Ladies and Gentlemen Junior Nation Band presents you at another
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This and goes out to a friend of ours having
a hard time right now.
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We'll just call her Karen.
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There is nothing that is wrong and asking you to
wear a mask at cost coat a brand new virus
going round. It's calm your crazy ass some down and
work with me.
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Are they make us leaves? Calm down, Karen and.
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Put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing.
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We can all do.
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Colm down, Karen, or they'll send us both back home.
I've been trying all day long.
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Just to shop with you.
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But wait, there's more.
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My hands are freshly saying that ties please don't touch
your nose and eyes and mouth. We're here and we
got stuff to buy. That is all that matters. We
need groceries, So baby, please to come down, Karen and
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put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing
we can all do.
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Colm down, Karen. They'll show us both the door.
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I've been trying mighty hard just to shop with you.
You know the craziest thing about this pandemic is it's
turned normal women into these what you call Karen's women.
Held it together fine to learning how to make zoom
calls and how to get groceries that are going in
the store distance, learning their youngins. But if a guy
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at the Verizon store tries to hand them a face mask,
they turn into the Tasmanian Devil headlining at Ozfest. It's
the scariest thing I've ever seen. And I accidentally saw
Terry Hanson naked one time. But that, as they say,
is a story for another day. I long to see
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that paper mask cover in your face so easily. So
leave the greater guy alone. We'll get our craft being
head back home so speedily.
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If you work with me.
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Come down, Karen and put your face mask on. It's
the very smallest thing we can all do.
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Come down, Karen.
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You still can breathe just fine. I've been trying no
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your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing we
can hold you.
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Come down, Karen.
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We'll be back home real soon.
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I've been trying. You an't no day long.
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Just a shop with you. By the way, if your
name really is Karen, we apologize for that getting hung
on you this year. But things are tough all over.
I tell you to calm down, but I know y'all
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I sense a story.
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Yep, it goes something like this.
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Furman County has their big Old Fare and it.
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Produces many grand tales. The Brewster clan piled into their
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the fair, a parade of dlist stars, demolition derby and
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Her Bedlam was their champ, but his opponent couldn't make
it that night. Apparently he had a cramp, so they
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fixing to take Bruiser down.
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Before the bell rang, with Bruiser taking cheap shots. Cousin
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nose running snot. Now here's where things took a real turn.
See Grannie Brewster was ringside too, and she hated a
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woman do. She was near eighty year old with arthritis
and gout. Wore adult diapers and couldn't see too well.
But she'd be damned if her ken would take a
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and that was the beginning of the end for him.
She grabbed for his growing quick as a flash, Bruises
struck an odd pose. Granny had a death grip hold
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more she twist the ladder, he'd screamed constantly raising the
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with not even a single welt. Granny was the talk
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belt everywhere, sold sequence on her robe, and when she
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answered the phone she went whoa, just like old Rick Flair.
She held that title for a year without wrestling a match.
She finally gave that belt up because she had one
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a cup. Now that's a tale that gets better the
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more that it's told. So goes the legend of Granny.
But what happened to Bruiser is he?
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Now?
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Woie, there's funny I garyl Pete. Wait, it is John
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As aforementioned, all right, Tom Sonson, we'll catch up with him.
See hi I did on week one? He will pick
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Good morning, mister Tom Sorenson, our NFL Friday morning quarterback.
How are you, buddy?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
I am excellent. How about yourself?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Very good, very good? All right, we're gonna get get
the locks out of the way. I took your two
locks last week and did a parlay. Won the first
one by half of a point. Arizona, we're giving you
on a six and a half they won by seven.
Called that one. Then Denver giving Tennessee eight and a half.
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They beat Tennessee by eight. So lost that one by
half a point. So you were right on there, just
the way the way it went there. But nine and seven. Overall,
you're over five hundred for the first week. I think
this is the hardest week to pick. What do you
you are to pick a buddy?
Speaker 13 (18:23):
Yeah, And I think overall it's probably a good idea
to go with underdog's week one, because you know, the
power structure is just sorting itself.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Out, and so are the betting lines.
Speaker 13 (18:33):
But I'm a customer betting on the favorites and that's
just worked for me, So I'm gonna stick with that, all.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Right, buddy, coming off of the season you had last year,
we are not arguing, all right, We'll get your picks
at the end of the show this morning, the end
of this hour as well. So go ahead, hit the
highlights for us, buddy, what caught you eye?
Speaker 10 (18:54):
Well, that's stupid.
Speaker 13 (18:56):
Fan in Buffalow, Baltimore scores DeAndre Hopkins really nice, reaches
out with one hand. I don't know those guys do it.
Scores a touchdown and they're celebrating, and they're near the
Buffalo fans, and a Buffalo fan reaches out and whacks
de Andre Hopkins in the side of the helmet. And
then Lamar Jackson, the quarterback, approaches and the guys tries
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to whack him. So Lamar pushes the guy, and the
guy has been banned from every NFL stadium the season.
But when he goes on TV to apologize for what
he did, he's wearing a neck brace like.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Lamar pushed me so hard and have to go to court.
I mean, what.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Who would do?
Speaker 10 (19:37):
But who would do that? I don't get that.
Speaker 13 (19:39):
Who goes to games and thinks they can grab the
ball out of a kid's hands or grab a baseball
out of Mookie Pet's hands.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
No, none of us would talk to watch a game
that way.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Personal injury attorneys would probably go that's wild, all right,
So sixteen games that you were looking.
Speaker 13 (19:59):
At sixteen and this is why one reason the NFL
is so beloved. Eleven of those were close. They define
a close game a seven points for your margin, And
just think of that, man. Eleven and sixteen were decided
by seven or fewer points. And I'll tell you there's
two games a set up to me. One of them
is Baltimore, a really good team, is playing Buffalo, a
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really good team, and Baltimore is up by fifteen points
with four to forty eight play. NFL loves statistics, and
since the year two thousand, teams up by fourteen with
fewer than five minutes to play of a record of
two thy three hundred and twelve victories and three losses. Well,
John boy, make it four losses. Buffalo man Josh Allen,
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their quarterback in the fourth quarter, two hundred and fifty
yards in the air, three touchdowns, and the Bills come
back improbably and win it by one point.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You know what about Baltimore, You know they folded in
the playoffs last year to Buffalo. They were up on
this game, and why did would they give the ball
back to Josh Allen Buffalo where they had scored every
time they touched it in the fourth quarter and instead
of like doing a run pass option with Lamar would
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have been working all day. They do it like an
end sweep and then they punt it and give him
time to go down and win it. Idiots.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
Yeah, and Lamar could not be stopped, Henry could not
be stopped, and their running game was fantastic. Yeah. And
what they explained after the game was that Lamar's ribs hurt,
but you know that guy, and you're that guy takes
a lot of hitster in the game, and he would
have loved to have a chance to win it.
Speaker 10 (21:42):
I was shocks.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
I thought, man, you cannot give Josh Allen this opportunity.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
And they didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Lord all right, what's the other game?
Speaker 13 (21:50):
Coach Johns Minnesota Chicago last night, last game of the weekend,
and Minnesota's playing a nervous quarterback JJ McCarthy, he set
out all last season with an injury, makes his debut
on Monday Night football, and he was making me nervous.
I mean, he just couldn't do anything. They're down to Chicago,
(22:11):
crazy loud crowd, Bears are up seventeen to six, and
then macarthon thinks, hey, I'm not nervous anymore, and he
hit six to eight passes for eighty seven yards and
two tds. The Vikings scored twenty one straight points. The
Bears start becoming the Bears again, and Minnesota wins by three,
and both of those nights, I'm thinking, well, this game's
(22:32):
kind of over. I should consider going to bed, and
I didn't, and I did the right thing.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
So if Buffalo Minnesota were the most clutched teams in
Week one, who was the worst?
Speaker 10 (22:43):
Boy?
Speaker 13 (22:43):
The worst was Miami. They went to Indianapolis and they're
usually good on artificial turf because they're so fast, but
they just were smoked thirty three to eight to Daniel
Jones and Indy. And almost disappointing was the Lions. They
had always kind of had their way with green Bay.
They won three straight and five out of six. They
went to green Bay and green Bay just handled them.
(23:06):
It was they only lost by fourteen, but it could
have been twenty one. It could have been twenty four.
That was not an a close game.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
All right, All right, time, we'll get back with you
here in a little over thirty minutes for your pigs
for a week two? O my boy? Alright, then I
hang right there, buddy, let's play worthy word. You all
come on right quick here one eight hundred Big Show,
get a couple of contestants. We'll team up and play next.
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Speaker 7 (24:18):
Okay, no bird anywhere, no bird everyway it lets meet
their contestants.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
We got Mitch from the hanover VIRGINIAU. Good morning, Mitch,
Good morning, hey boy. And we got Nick from Mobile, Alabama.
Good morning, Nick, hey man.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
First of all, Nick, you on speakerphone. No so I'm not.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
I'm uh, I'm get on private right now.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, all right, well you and Tayler be on one team,
so I'll take any edge me and Mitch can get there. Nick, Nick,
all right, boys, uh, random words. We have random words
on the old word tap let so Nick, you and
Taya relax, me and Mitch. You give you all something
(25:03):
to shoot for. Are you ready? Mitch? Yes, I'm ready, okay,
start the clock. Now, I'm gonna give you a check.
Fill it in for what you want. It's a black
what kind of check? Start over? Let's start? Hold it?
Wait minute, hold it, time out. I had a little
deal out and to stop watching's day when I was
trying to do that about and said the word okay,
(25:25):
So did I say it?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
You want to say?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
All right, let's just we'll start all over?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, okay, all right, throwing out a wright. By the way,
it was blank. I was trying to go into a
check that fill button.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Then I could just turn my own things up.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
And there we go.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
All right, Mitch, we're starting all over, buddy, here we go. Okay, okay,
random words, start the clock. Now, you have four fingers
and one yes? Uh huh? An artist? Does this real good?
You do no with a pencil, yes, uh huh uh.
(26:04):
Mary had a little.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Lamb uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
When you get in the pool, No, this word wh
it makes it smaller? Things get smaller than the dryer.
Maybe it'll blank your shirt. Yes, head to sin, all right,
(26:30):
four on the board man, good work, a tater and
Nick for your round one?
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (26:36):
Nick?
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
And go your eyes nose mouth. It's all on your
what uh huh you rhymes with it? Ronald McDonald?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Well?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
No, uh, a blank mat on your table? Yes, pinky swear.
I just made a what to you and.
Speaker 13 (26:58):
You go on you.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
This is where you when you when you vote for
a president. It's called what day? Yes, this is our
one year blank we've been together.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
One year anniversary? All right?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Did you that was eight out of five? You took
the lead by one.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Like I said, all the dots in my head.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
It was weird.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Uh yeah, Well, here we go. It's five to four
nick leads after round one. Here we go, Mitch, let's
get some Are you ready? Yes, sir? All right, start
the clock now. Presidents will have this before the election
when they argue with each other, have a primary. No, no,
where you you talk. You get on stage and have
a debate. Yeah, debate. Uh huh uh huh okay, ninety
(27:47):
nine cents and one penny.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Is a.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
A dollar?
Speaker 13 (27:52):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Are you put the wood in on this and light
it in the what fireplace?
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Uh huh? Not a lime, but a yes. You go
to this guy for your teeth? All right? Four on
the four? What's an eight score. All right, tighter and Nick,
call you need is three to tie four win.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Try not to glitch you on you buddy?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Ready, oh.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Go all right, Yes, this doctor works on your teeth.
This is a small it's not a horse, but it's
a small thing.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Little girls.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Usually in baseball you have balls and uh no when
they're pitching. When you're pitching, you have a ball or
three blanks.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You're out. Yes, this is what you lay out the
meat so it can do this, it can unfreeze. It's
called what.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh four the win net for mobil dog on it mits.
We came up a little short, buddy. We're gonna give
you another shot down the road though. You playing with me.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Fun game.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
Appreciate you day, Thank you, John boy?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
All right, my boy? Alright, Nick, will you hang on
get the spoils for your victory? All right, all right,
John boy?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Real quick?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
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Speaker 1 (29:17):
In law Bill, he listens to all every morning.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I just want to say I love you and thank
you for everything you do for us.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Awesome. All right, hey Bil, nice buddy, Well hang right there,
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I find him? On the quarterback Tom so On's good
morning again.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
Tom, Good morning again, John, all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Week one, Tom, I gotta ride here. Nurse my heart,
heart heart. Last week week one, Tom went nine and
seven his locks he went one and one. And now
that brings us to week two. I would talk us already.
Early Sunday afternoon games the one and oh Buffalo Bills
(34:16):
at the oh and one New York Jets.
Speaker 13 (34:19):
And the Jets are better than people think, are less
worse than people think. But Buffalo has too much Bills
win it on the road.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
The oh and one Chicago Bears at the O and
one Detroit Lions.
Speaker 13 (34:32):
Well, this is suddenly an interesting game. But I think
Detroit gets it back playing at home and they went
a close one.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
The Lions the O and one Cleveland Browns at the
oh and one Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Yeah, Baltimore is gonna get well.
Speaker 13 (34:48):
They're a twelve and a half point favorite, and I
suspect they win by at least that So I like Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I just like them. But no lock Okay, the one
and oh Jacksonville Jaguar Ours has the one and O
Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 13 (35:03):
I tell you, I was impressed with the Jacksonville Jaguars.
They dominated Carolina and they were good. That Dolphins looks good,
but not this week. They're giving away too much. So
it's a good game, but they do not win.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh, taking the Bengals on that one got the one
in O l A Rams at the O and one
Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
Tennessee did okay, Rams couldn't do much offensive.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Their defense looked our world and I think it will
again and I think LA wins comfortably.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Thgking the Rams there, oh and one New England Patriots
at the O and one Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 13 (35:39):
It's a tough one to pick, but I gotta think
the Dolphins are better than they look because they have
to be.
Speaker 10 (35:44):
So I'm picking Miami in.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
This one, taking Miami at home. The O and one
New York Giants had the O and one Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
I think Dallas gets well. I thought they played well
Cowboys against Philly and a really tough opener, and they
so some life on offense, and this one they won't comfortably.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
The O and one Seattle Seahawks are the one and
oh Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 13 (36:10):
I'm on that Rogers bandwagon back and then their offense
surprised me. I'm gonna stick with the Steelers for one
more game.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
That made fun of his hair bone, look what he
did and the one and oh San Francisco forty nine
Ers at the O and one New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 13 (36:29):
Like the forty nine ers, I can't imagine them losing
this game. Quarterbacks banged up and so are some of
their other players, but they don't need to be at
full strength to beat the Saints.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Okay, I got forty nine ers on this side. And
then there are three late Sunday afternoon games. The O
and one Carolina Panthers at the one and oh, Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 13 (36:52):
The Arizona has a chance to score a lot of
points against anybody.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
And if if Carolina's defense.
Speaker 13 (36:58):
Against Jacksonville's diketed, they're going to give up a lot
of points. The line is at Arizona by six and
a half. They win in double figures, and they are
my lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Uh ooh lock against the Panthers. I ope, Bryce Young
didn't revert back to early last season. That was that
was bad, Tom. It was bad man.
Speaker 10 (37:20):
Tough to watch, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes? It was all right? Then another four oh five game,
one in oh Denver Broncos at the one and oh
Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 13 (37:31):
Denver's often sakshiki against Tennessee bo Nicks was struggling, but
they'll get well and I liked them to win this
one and the.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
One and oh Philadelphia Eagles at the oh and one
Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 10 (37:44):
Boy, that is a good game, but I'm gonna go
with the home team, going with the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Kinnas City on that one and Sunday Night football the
O n one Atlanta Falcons at the one and OH
Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 13 (37:56):
Like Minnesota keeps that word going, Atlanta's not a bad team.
Gave Ampabaka game last week, but Vikings win this one
at home.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
And Monday night is a double header. Got the seven
o'clock ABC game, the one and oh Tampa Bay Bucks
and the and one Houston Texans.
Speaker 13 (38:15):
Don't trust Houston. That is a terrible offensive line, but
they're playing at home. They made the best defense in
the league and they pull out a close Houston does
all right.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
The one in o La Chargers play at the one
and oh Las Vegas Raiders ten o'clock on ESPN.
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Love the Raiders being undefeated.
Speaker 13 (38:36):
Ben, if you watched the Chargers last week, it is
tough to pull against and they had everything working.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
And I'm gonna go with the Chargers in.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
The row, taking the Chargers or late Monday nights all round.
There you go, Tom, and lock of the Week is
Arizona by six and a half over your Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Right, I have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah you too, body, Thank man. You review Thomas picks
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