September 15, 2025 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re celebrating the anniversary of the first Elvis Pressley Credit Card.. - First up, Mad Max has had it with bank fees.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform, “Credit Card Fraud”.. - Randy solves a mysterious charge on his American Express Card.. - and Morgan Freeman endorses Visa.. - Plus Mary Jane shares some of her newest deep thoughts.. - We fill a request for the time Granny Klump crashed John Boy’s birthday party.. - and we’ll wrap up with the pilot for “Mr. Raiford’s Neighborhood…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
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for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
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heat of the Lounderman fan leaving this soul.
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kind of host set.
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Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the medulla
oblong Goha with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
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You like that one, John Boy.
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Cognoo Loo coming out them.
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It is Monday morning and we ate too bad for it.
Come on, let us leave by example, hold on out
there and get up, tain't away up.
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All right, we're gonna have fun this Monday morning. Kicking
off mid September. How about that, man, I'm sorry that
September fifteenth. Now we've got ryder Cup starting up this weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Costco has already got their Christmas stuff out.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
A national days we got here, run through them, National
Cheese Toast Days, National Linguini Day, National Double Cheeseburger Day,
National Tackle Kids Cancer Day, National Neo Natal Nurses Day,
and National Felt Hat Day.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm sorry, I'm on board with all of them.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't know, I think you should wear that sweater
that felt my joke.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
It was.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This National Online Learning Day. What a great idea. You
just see that, Like the COVID numbers came out when
the kids when they locked them out of school, they
had to make them study online. Only thirty is like
grade level math, right, I mean it just tanked the
scores like all across.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
And they lowered them too. They lowered the Lord of
the bar.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (03:13):
I had teacher friends saying that it's like, yeah, we
had to accept certain level of performance.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
They they stale, stunk it up.
Speaker 12 (03:22):
And the problem isn't necessarily the kids. I mean it's
you have to know how to teach online. You have
to know how to engage and how to keep them
keep their attention and focus.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
But you know they're in the classroom.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
How did yeah right, they didn't have training exactly. Yeah,
I take it for the teachers. I really did. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Man, that's well, all quit that.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We'll go ahead and the exit National Online Learning That
it didn't work all right at a.
Speaker 11 (03:47):
Lot of universities have it like continued on with it,
and I don't quite understand that either. That's what I'm
paying for a course, but I'm doing it online.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Why am I right?
Speaker 12 (03:57):
I've taken classes online for college credit. And also so
I learned how to cook with Jeff Ramsey on an
online thing. So there are you know, I guess there
are the right places for it.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
But I don't think academics in school. I mean first
through twelve.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Why don't you go get some linguini. Then A yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Was trying to tie it, and you know it sound
like I'm very interested in what you had to say.
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I saw I saw you reaching around your back, so I.
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Have to that's helpful.
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Thank you.
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There you go.
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Don't ever make me do that again.
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Ay, well, we got three days in this or saved up.
We'll get our first prize back out and get that
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Good morning.
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three days in.
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History where we're going to category. September fifteenth, there was
nineteen eighty eight.
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MasterCard issued the very first credit card to feature a person.
It was the Elvis Presley card.
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Helms had him a stamp master Card. He was very popular.
I move up to O two.
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The man who grabbed a four year old boy during
a robbery attempt was knocked down and kicked passer by
in Vancouver, British Columbia. In the dramatic confrontation captured live
by TV cameras, several people struck and kicked the man,
then restrained him until police arrived.
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The child was scared but not hurt. They jumped to it.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Here's the community helping out.
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And then finally, twenty twenty two, tennis greade Roger Federer
announced his retirement at the age of forty one, with
twenty Grand Lam wins and one hundred three atp touch. Well,
there you go, there's our categories one eight hundred Big shows.
You told free lun Come on. We'll play out Birds next.
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Good morning, this is.
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A big show on the radio, Monday morning, September the fifteenth.
In our feature track for the Big Show, bid Box
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Now, Outburst, Let's play Outburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
to give the prizes from the Big Prize Beer. Let's
go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
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Let's say hid Amy from Springs City, can, I'll say.
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We have a shot morning Amy, Good morning. Hello.
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How about you?
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I'm trying.
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I wanted to give it my best shot.
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Three credit cards ready.
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Go.
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America, got it?
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Got it needed?
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Three?
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Three things you can kick ready?
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Go?
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Oh tire?
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Can bucket have it?
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Yeah?
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I don't know how you go it? I like it
and for the win. Three retired tennis players. Ready go.
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Julian King three am?
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I think so?
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
About Serena, I think she played in the US Open.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
That was her sister Venus.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh was that Venus and you play?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
You played a famous tennis Uh Me and Billy played.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I was with Jimmy Connors and he was with John McEnroe. Ah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Did we put some of their pictures up on the
on our facebookthing like that?
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Oh my good.
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Yeah, let's say if we can't wait to see you
in those short shorts again.
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I think they were cut off. They went back to you, Amy.
We are proud of you, baby. You got the big
on Pride of Pie. Congratulations.
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I'm so happy.
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Thank you guys, all.
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Right you.
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By the many hours top of you news.
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A lady got my Robert ul Keene Monday Morning worming
right on the other side. M good morning. It's a
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big shaw on the radio. It on Monday morning too,
Robert Earl King.
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That's done by Robert Earl Keane. Is being lying a bit?
Your sdo?
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 16 (10:36):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
As I'm traveled down last subad.
Speaker 16 (10:47):
Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swarming
in my life to keep swimming in my life, and
it's causing lots of Thingnger, I'm a honking on my horror.
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I'm shooting you the flame, keep switching on.
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My bride lights, but it's just too dim.
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To when you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running
someone off.
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The ride.
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The day jove way.
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I thought I never never could love another, how else
could I feed?
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But now when you run.
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Into me, I can't believe I could not see her.
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I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
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To keep swimming in my life, Tess, causing lots of bad.
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I'm a cussing out.
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Your own name.
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I'm shooting in the fight.
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I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty Now.
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When you're swerving all lights how by you're running someone
off the road.
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A big show, Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Not about Elvis on a master card.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Were starting to get into that here in a few
minutes with mad Max how about that?
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And right now action, Hello.
Speaker 17 (13:17):
Friends, you're old bird bird here with another winner wiggling
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode The
Impossible Specimen. As our story opens, an elderly man is
visiting a fertility doctor with a very embarrassing problem.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Alrighty, hi, mister Farnsworth, what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I don't want to talk to the nurse. I want
to see the doctor.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Yeah, I am the doctor, Doctor Pike, a woman doctor, Yes, sir, yes.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
This country is going to hell?
Speaker 9 (13:52):
So what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Is there a man I can talk to.
Speaker 18 (13:58):
I don't like jarbburn about my personal problem with some
random skirt.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
I assure you I'm a trained professional. Now you can
either tell me what the problem is or take your
problem somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You sure talk like a man anyway.
Speaker 18 (14:12):
Hey, hey, hold on a second. Now, you ain't one
of them Lebanese, are you. I'm not talking to Lebanese
about my man's.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Rolls straight as an arrow, sir.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
All right, what the hell? Doc? I'm having trouble getting
my wife pregnant?
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Old?
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Hold on a second, how old are you ninety two?
How old is your wife?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Twenty seven? Seriously? Seriously, here's their picture.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
She's gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Sorry, Ellen degenerates, She's spoken.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
For well, mister Farnsworth, the very first thing we'll need
to do is to get a specimen. Here, take this cup,
take it home and bring it back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
All right. Then the next morning we.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Come back, mister Farnsworth, did you bring your specimen?
Speaker 18 (15:03):
I'm sorry, doctor. I tried, but I just couldn't manage it.
Oh dear, Yeah, and my wife tried and she couldn't
manage it either. I even got my friend Jake to
come over so he could have a go.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No luck. Then he called his son over. He couldn't
do it either. Wow.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Well, at least you made the attempt.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No matter what we tried, none of us could get
the lid off.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
We could try to do something here in the office.
Let me undo these top two buttons.
Speaker 17 (15:44):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Jake with the
weak grip say, hey, big man, let me.
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Hold it off.
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Good morning, you got the big show on already, have
more chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather and sports Mama.
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All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk and
crawl under a bearskin rug?
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Why do I have to listen to that.
Speaker 19 (16:12):
John Boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy big show.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
But mama, good morning.
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There's a big show on the radio kicking off a
Monday money show. Let's go make Zenso men just get
this call, good morning, Big show, John Boynbelly show.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Mad Max here, how's it going Max?
Speaker 10 (17:07):
They go wild?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes, I'd say mad.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
You dang skippy? I'm madned snot on a door knob. Wait,
that's how slick I am. Anyway, I just read what
might be the most brain damaged financial news story I've
ever seen in my life. And with some of the
crap been going on lately, that's saying something. This is
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out of the Wall Street Journal. Bank of New York
Mellon Corporation has taken the extraordinary step of telling large
clients it will charge them to hold cash. The unusual
move means some US depositors will have to pay to
keep big chunks of money in the bank, marking a
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stark new phase of the long running global financial crisis.
Did you catch at a bank is gonna start charging
people to putting money in it? The bank will begin
assessing the fee next week on customers that have been
flooding the bank with dollars. Oh, flooding the bank with dollars. Well,
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I guess they had no choice, because the last thing
a bank expects is a bunch of dollars coming in
my big old broke bust. The bank said it can't
invest much of the new deposits because clients have the
ability to move the funds out at any moment. Well,
boo hoo hey, you're a bank exactly Warren Buffett here,
(18:41):
But seems to me you want to have a plan
to deal with withdraw says here. The Bank of New
York specializes in handling funds for financial institutions and corporations.
Oh yeah, sounds like the kind of suck at it
to me. Spokesman said the vast majority of clients will
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not be affected by the proposed fee, says it only
applies to major investors. They're biggest customers, the kind of
people who tend to make deposits. If these knobs can't
figure out what to do when a guy shows up
at the bank with the money, maybe they shouldn't be
in the banking business. Member of the old days, you'd
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go to the bank to open an account. They were
take on the death and give you a free toaster
of back rubbing, a calendar and Christmas time. Nowadays, a
guy says, I want a deposit ten million dollars. Girl
at the countar goes, oh great, that's all we need.
I mean, is it me? They am? I the only
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one that Here's how aniotic it sounds. We're pumping so
much money in the banks. They're bounting to gold broke. Hey,
geniuses didn't have trouble coming up in ways to write
more just for a bunch of dumb goods. Ain't got
two nickels to run together. I think that's how all
this great recession crap got started, ain't it. Maybe y'all
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can put the brain trust to work on how to
keep a bank from going out of business cause somebody
makes it up. Possit shut down, shut up, quick run
in my life, John Boyd Bell, Yeah, y'all have a
nice day.
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All right, boys, as a good ahi, Well, let's play
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Need a review yesterday's question In case you missed it,
we found out this US company last year earned over
eight billion dollars in profits. It was forty percent of
that came directly from the sale of their exclusive kid
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themed product.
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That would be the Happy mealter.
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Close your mouth, hees the happy Meal?
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But was I not talking out loud?
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Today's John Boy Jeopardy about half of all court cases
in the United States involved. Well, that's not right. That
was Friday's question. Yeah, that's why your mouth was open.
You know, you could have used the words and tell
me I'm doing the wrong one. So let's just jump
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right in. So I reviewed Thursday's questions. So well Friday's
question half all court cases involved?
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Yeah, his dollar bo bill.
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Now we're up to date Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Okay,
all right, while the toilet swirl is still open to.
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Debate, we mind you just send you to the.
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BAA We can absolutely confirm that if you use one
of these to tell time in Australia, it will definitely
run counterclockwise.
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Agie, I don't know.
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All right, what y'all got over yet? What ain't underd
Big Show? You don't free line? We go to We
get a winter, We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good luck,
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, rolling
through your Monday morning. I've feature tracked from the Big
Show bid Box mister Rayford's neighborhood. There's your keyword, neighborhood
when they hit the big box at the Big.
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Show dot com.
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Here right now, let's play yeah, mom, let's play life
across America.
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It's John Boy, Jeff and now your host.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
He knows a guy that's afraid of really big things
like giants.
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I tried to look it up, but I think it's
called fee five phobia.
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He's John I am let's say head James out of breadstool, Virginia.
Good morning, James, Good morning, John Boy, hey man.
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We are also welcome in here. James.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
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So uh yeah, I've been jounking the hotel for forty years.
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Oh man, you go, James, appreciate your persistence, my man.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right, So now we tell them about the toilet
swirl open to debate. We'll get into that. If we
can't today tomorrow, make sure you make a note. But
we can absolutely confirm if you use one of these
to tell time in Australia, it'll definitely run counterclockwise.
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What you're thinking, James.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Maybe, well, let's see, forty years comes down to this.
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Is it a sundial?
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Yes?
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All right, Yang the man? What coincidence?
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My wonderful thing this week is a Pewter in bronze
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It's so un amazing.
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And James and Bristol winning the prize back and I
got in high school. Yeah, James, good word, Buddie, you
hang on for Jackie. I like your shout out right quick,
I could please absolutely.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
I like your shout out to my wife Amanda, and
my two daughters, Gracey and Graceland and Lily.
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All all right, James, appreciate you and yours listening to
the Big Show.
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Appreciate John woll y'all have a great day.
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Thank you. That boom boo. Why do when they ill
were Toby. Your news on the other side is got
our time.
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Capsule allowed give us a lab mark September fifteenth.
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Other words, this is the award winning John Boy and
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Billy Big Show, the South's number one exports.
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Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all I'm beloved friends, other and radio land.
This here's Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Phull of Gospel, Pennacoastial Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the frontigh Road.
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Friends.
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One of the hottest things going on the computer nowadays,
as all these matchmaking websites, seems like he's one for everybody,
and one of the biggest is an outfit called christian
Mingle dot com. Church People go on there to put
up a picture in a biography to try to find
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them some romance. You know. The website says Christian Mingle
is the largest and fastest growing online community for single Christians.
It says we know that shared beliefs are the best
foundation for a lasting and fulfilling relationship. Unlike other dating websites,
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faith and values are built into our community and are
more than just a box you check in your search filter. Well, well,
at last part just costs the Christian Mingo folks five
hundred thousand dollars. Seems that two Fellers out in California
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laid down a lawsuit that said the Christian Mingle ain't
being inclusive in because they don't accommodate Homer sexuals that
might want a date. So instead of saying, well, why
in the world would we want to do that, the
judge said, faith and values. We can't have that no
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more in America. The big verdict says Christianmingo dot com
must now allow gay and lesbianese users to search for
same sex matches. They're making them change there men seeking
women and women seeking men buttons on the front page too.
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I think now it's just one big button that says
I don't know. Surprise. The judge says Christian Mingo needs
to pay half a million dollars to settle this up.
I'm surprised you didn't make them make a wedding cake
with Elton Johns that you're on a toe. So the
lawyer that won the case said, quote, I am gratified
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that we were able to help ensure that people can
fully participate in all the diverse marketplaces that make our
country so special, regardless of their sexual orientation. Now, if
you'll excuse me, I gotta go see the Westminster Dog
Show for not letting cats in the starting lineup. And
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by the way, if you're wondering where that half a
million dollars went to, it says here the two plane
TIFFs got nine thousand dollars apiece. That's eighteen hundred bucks,
and the rest of the money went to brace yourself
attorney fees. In other words, the two fellas that sued
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is gay for one another, and the lawyer is gay
for Benjamin Franklin causing pictures on one hundred dollars bail
You others deal don't seem all that complicated to me.
I mean, if you walk into Mexican joint in order
to play the chop suey, don't be surprised if they say, well,
we ain't got that. But instead of taking them to court,
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you might try going next door to the Chinese play.
I mean, for goodness sakes, you're already on the computer.
I dabt it'd be too hard to find something on
the internet. That's a tad game. I understand that love
is a mighty hard thing to find, folks, and that's
why we'd like to invite any and all to come
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on out to the Family Activity Center on Saturday night
for our monthly Sword of Joshua Singles Mixer, pot luck
supper and all night gospel thing, meat unattached washting the Blood.
Believers looking to honor the Lord in their romantic life,
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of the finest food this side of a Pentecostal funeral.
Admission is free, a love offering to be collected. All
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Gospel Penny Coastal Assembly just off State Road twenty three.
On the front of road this here's a Reverend Billy
Ray Collins reminding you's time to turn so you don't
burn John Boyn. Billy, you old keep them straight up
our John Boyam.
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Billy, Thanks man. You guys are the best Good morning radio.
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Here we go.
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And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
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Crying out that litter box.
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We are year old?
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Hey, what's up?
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Bro?
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What's cracking? Lacking?
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My man?
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Are y'all cool?
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Yeah?
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I'm going to.
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Always give you a minute, y'all.
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I've just been, you know, sitting around the house thinking
about stuff. Y'all want to hear?
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Yeah?
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Cool?
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Because I don't want to do that cat litter box.
You know how, you don't stress until you own a
charger that only works if your phone, if you're if
you're phone is at a certainly can I start up?
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You're in a little.
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I said, you don't know what stress is until you
own a charger that only works if your phone is
at a certain angle.
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Okay, I should have started with hell, that was funny
in my head. I try to be a good person, y'all, but.
Speaker 22 (36:30):
Then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten
blow speed limit and I gotta try again tomorrow.
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It's good break.
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People say tuna fish sandwich, Yet nobody says chicken bird sandwich.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
Sometimes I just want someone to hug.
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Me and say, I know it's hard, Mary Jane, You're
gonna be okay. Here's some chocolate and a million dollars.
Think about this, y'all. Remember going down to Blockbuster, browsing
the shells, picking out a couple movies, walking one back,
renting it, buying your snacks. All that was still quicker
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Did you hear that?
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FedEx and up?
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Sir merging?
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Yeah, man, they're gonna be called fed ups. Childhood memories, y'all,
My favorite memory was fond of sleep on the couch
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I sure miss teleporting.
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That was cool.
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Some people they call it multitasking. I call it doing
something else while I try to remember what I was doing.
My favorite exercise, y'all, is it cross between a lunch
and a crunch.
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I call it lunch.
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If a person is talking in the forest and no
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They still wrong?
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One more thought for you, dudes, and then I gotta
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I gotta go to go.
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I just want y'all know if you ever need me.
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I got you.
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A national days we got here, run through them, National
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and National Felt Hat Day.
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I'm sorry, I'm on board with all of them.
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I don't know, I think you should wear that sweater
that felt my joke.
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It was.
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This National Online Learning Day. What a great idea. You
just see that, Like the COVID numbers came out when
the kids when they locked them out of school, they
had to make them study online. Only thirty is like
grade level math, right, I mean it just tanked the
scores like all across.
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And they lowered them too. They lowered the Lord of
the bar.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I had teacher friends saying that it's like, yeah, we
had to accept certain level of performance.
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They they stale, stunk it up.
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And the problem isn't necessarily the kids. I mean it's
you have to know how to teach online. You have
to know how to engage and how to keep them
keep their attention and focus.
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But you know they're in the classroom.
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How did yeah right, they didn't have training exactly. Yeah,
I take it for the teachers. I really did. Yeah.
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Man, that's well, all quit that.
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We'll go ahead and the exit National Online Learning That
it didn't work all right at a.
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Lot of universities have it like continued on with it,
and I don't quite understand that either. That's what I'm
paying for a course, but I'm doing it online.
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Why am I right?
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I've taken classes online for college credit. And also so
I learned how to cook with Jeff Ramsey on an
online thing. So there are you know, I guess there
are the right places for it.
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But I don't think academics in school. I mean first
through twelve.
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Julian King three am?
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I think so?
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About Serena, I think she played in the US Open.
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That was her sister Venus.
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Oh was that Venus and you play?
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I was with Jimmy Connors and he was with John McEnroe. Ah. Yeah.
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That's done by Robert Earl Keane. Is being lying a bit?
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Not about Elvis on a master card.
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And right now action, Hello.
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Friends, you're old bird bird here with another winner wiggling
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Impossible Specimen. As our story opens, an elderly man is
visiting a fertility doctor with a very embarrassing problem.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Alrighty, hi, mister Farnsworth, what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I don't want to talk to the nurse. I want
to see the doctor.
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Yeah, I am the doctor, Doctor Pike, a woman doctor, Yes, sir, yes.
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This country is going to hell?
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So what seems to be the problem.
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Is there a man I can talk to.
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I don't like jarbburn about my personal problem with some
random skirt.
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I assure you I'm a trained professional. Now you can
either tell me what the problem is or take your
problem somewhere else.
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You sure talk like a man anyway.
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Hey, hey, hold on a second. Now, you ain't one
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about my man's.
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Rolls straight as an arrow, sir.
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All right, what the hell? Doc? I'm having trouble getting
my wife pregnant?
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Old?
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Hold on a second, how old are you ninety two?
How old is your wife?
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Twenty seven? Seriously? Seriously, here's their picture.
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She's gorgeous.
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Sorry, Ellen degenerates, She's spoken.
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For well, mister Farnsworth, the very first thing we'll need
to do is to get a specimen. Here, take this cup,
take it home and bring it back tomorrow.
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All right. Then the next morning we.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Come back, mister Farnsworth, did you bring your specimen?
Speaker 18 (15:03):
I'm sorry, doctor. I tried, but I just couldn't manage it.
Oh dear, Yeah, and my wife tried and she couldn't
manage it either. I even got my friend Jake to
come over so he could have a go.
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No luck. Then he called his son over. He couldn't
do it either. Wow.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Well, at least you made the attempt.
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No matter what we tried, none of us could get
the lid off.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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We could try to do something here in the office.
Let me undo these top two buttons.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear Jake with the
weak grip say, hey, big man, let me.
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Hold it off.
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news weather and sports Mama.
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All I wanted to do was have a let us
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crawl under a bearskin rug?
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Why do I have to listen to that.
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John Boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy big show.
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But mama, good morning.
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There's a big show on the radio kicking off a
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Mad Max here, how's it going Max?
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They go wild?
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Yes, I'd say mad.
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You dang skippy? I'm madned snot on a door knob. Wait,
that's how slick I am. Anyway, I just read what
might be the most brain damaged financial news story I've
ever seen in my life. And with some of the
crap been going on lately, that's saying something. This is
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out of the Wall Street Journal. Bank of New York
Mellon Corporation has taken the extraordinary step of telling large
clients it will charge them to hold cash. The unusual
move means some US depositors will have to pay to
keep big chunks of money in the bank, marking a
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stark new phase of the long running global financial crisis.
Did you catch at a bank is gonna start charging
people to putting money in it? The bank will begin
assessing the fee next week on customers that have been
flooding the bank with dollars. Oh, flooding the bank with dollars. Well,
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I guess they had no choice, because the last thing
a bank expects is a bunch of dollars coming in
my big old broke bust. The bank said it can't
invest much of the new deposits because clients have the
ability to move the funds out at any moment. Well,
boo hoo hey, you're a bank exactly Warren Buffett here,
(18:41):
But seems to me you want to have a plan
to deal with withdraw says here. The Bank of New
York specializes in handling funds for financial institutions and corporations.
Oh yeah, sounds like the kind of suck at it
to me. Spokesman said the vast majority of clients will
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not be affected by the proposed fee, says it only
applies to major investors. They're biggest customers, the kind of
people who tend to make deposits. If these knobs can't
figure out what to do when a guy shows up
at the bank with the money, maybe they shouldn't be
in the banking business. Member of the old days, you'd
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go to the bank to open an account. They were
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one that Here's how aniotic it sounds. We're pumping so
much money in the banks. They're bounting to gold broke. Hey,
geniuses didn't have trouble coming up in ways to write
more just for a bunch of dumb goods. Ain't got
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this great recession crap got started, ain't it. Maybe y'all
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can put the brain trust to work on how to
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All right, boys, as a good ahi, Well, let's play
John boyd Jeopardy for the Big Old Happy Herd prize pack.
Need a review yesterday's question In case you missed it,
we found out this US company last year earned over
eight billion dollars in profits. It was forty percent of
that came directly from the sale of their exclusive kid
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themed product.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
That would be the Happy mealter.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Close your mouth, hees the happy Meal?
Speaker 9 (24:21):
But was I not talking out loud?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy about half of all court cases
in the United States involved. Well, that's not right. That
was Friday's question. Yeah, that's why your mouth was open.
You know, you could have used the words and tell
me I'm doing the wrong one. So let's just jump
(24:49):
right in. So I reviewed Thursday's questions. So well Friday's
question half all court cases involved?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, his dollar bo bill.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Now we're up to date Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Okay,
all right, while the toilet swirl is still open to.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Debate, we mind you just send you to the.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
BAA We can absolutely confirm that if you use one
of these to tell time in Australia, it will definitely
run counterclockwise.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Agie, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
All right, what y'all got over yet? What ain't underd
Big Show? You don't free line? We go to We
get a winter, We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good luck,
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, rolling
through your Monday morning. I've feature tracked from the Big
Show bid Box mister Rayford's neighborhood. There's your keyword, neighborhood
when they hit the big box at the Big.
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Show dot com.
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Here right now, let's play yeah, mom, let's play life
across America.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's John Boy, Jeff and now your host.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
He knows a guy that's afraid of really big things
like giants.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I tried to look it up, but I think it's
called fee five phobia.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He's John I am let's say head James out of breadstool, Virginia.
Good morning, James, Good morning, John Boy, hey man.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
We are also welcome in here. James.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
So uh yeah, I've been jounking the hotel for forty years.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh man, you go, James, appreciate your persistence, my man.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right, So now we tell them about the toilet
swirl open to debate. We'll get into that. If we
can't today tomorrow, make sure you make a note. But
we can absolutely confirm if you use one of these
to tell time in Australia, it'll definitely run counterclockwise.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
What you're thinking, James.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Maybe, well, let's see, forty years comes down to this.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Is it a sundial?
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
All right, Yang the man? What coincidence?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
My wonderful thing this week is a Pewter in bronze
Shepherd's watch sundial pendant.
Speaker 9 (28:00):
It's so un amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And James and Bristol winning the prize back and I
got in high school. Yeah, James, good word, Buddie, you
hang on for Jackie. I like your shout out right quick,
I could please absolutely.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
I like your shout out to my wife Amanda, and
my two daughters, Gracey and Graceland and Lily.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
All all right, James, appreciate you and yours listening to
the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Appreciate John woll y'all have a great day.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Thank you. That boom boo. Why do when they ill
were Toby. Your news on the other side is got
our time.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Capsule allowed give us a lab mark September fifteenth.
Speaker 20 (28:49):
Other words, this is the award winning John Boy and
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Billy Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all I'm beloved friends, other and radio land.
This here's Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Phull of Gospel, Pennacoastial Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the frontigh Road.
Speaker 10 (29:49):
Friends.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
One of the hottest things going on the computer nowadays,
as all these matchmaking websites, seems like he's one for everybody,
and one of the biggest is an outfit called christian
Mingle dot com. Church People go on there to put
up a picture in a biography to try to find
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them some romance. You know. The website says Christian Mingle
is the largest and fastest growing online community for single Christians.
It says we know that shared beliefs are the best
foundation for a lasting and fulfilling relationship. Unlike other dating websites,
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faith and values are built into our community and are
more than just a box you check in your search filter. Well, well,
at last part just costs the Christian Mingo folks five
hundred thousand dollars. Seems that two Fellers out in California
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laid down a lawsuit that said the Christian Mingle ain't
being inclusive in because they don't accommodate Homer sexuals that
might want a date. So instead of saying, well, why
in the world would we want to do that, the
judge said, faith and values. We can't have that no
(31:15):
more in America. The big verdict says Christianmingo dot com
must now allow gay and lesbianese users to search for
same sex matches. They're making them change there men seeking
women and women seeking men buttons on the front page too.
(31:35):
I think now it's just one big button that says
I don't know. Surprise. The judge says Christian Mingo needs
to pay half a million dollars to settle this up.
I'm surprised you didn't make them make a wedding cake
with Elton Johns that you're on a toe. So the
lawyer that won the case said, quote, I am gratified
(31:59):
that we were able to help ensure that people can
fully participate in all the diverse marketplaces that make our
country so special, regardless of their sexual orientation. Now, if
you'll excuse me, I gotta go see the Westminster Dog
Show for not letting cats in the starting lineup. And
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by the way, if you're wondering where that half a
million dollars went to, it says here the two plane
TIFFs got nine thousand dollars apiece. That's eighteen hundred bucks,
and the rest of the money went to brace yourself
attorney fees. In other words, the two fellas that sued
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is gay for one another, and the lawyer is gay
for Benjamin Franklin causing pictures on one hundred dollars bail
You others deal don't seem all that complicated to me.
I mean, if you walk into Mexican joint in order
to play the chop suey, don't be surprised if they say, well,
we ain't got that. But instead of taking them to court,
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you might try going next door to the Chinese play.
I mean, for goodness sakes, you're already on the computer.
I dabt it'd be too hard to find something on
the internet. That's a tad game. I understand that love
is a mighty hard thing to find, folks, and that's
why we'd like to invite any and all to come
(33:24):
on out to the Family Activity Center on Saturday night
for our monthly Sword of Joshua Singles Mixer, pot luck
supper and all night gospel thing, meat unattached washting the Blood.
Believers looking to honor the Lord in their romantic life,
soak up the biblically accurate and plumb undanceable sounds of
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the Peckerwood Brothers Quartet with Sister Wilhelminer, and enjoy some
of the finest food this side of a Pentecostal funeral.
Admission is free, a love offering to be collected. All
proceeds go towards church programs that try to keep people
from going to Hell. At this Saturday night sharding at
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six o'clock PM at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full
Gospel Penny Coastal Assembly just off State Road twenty three.
On the front of road this here's a Reverend Billy
Ray Collins reminding you's time to turn so you don't
burn John Boyn. Billy, you old keep them straight up
our John Boyam.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
Billy, Thanks man. You guys are the best Good morning radio.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Done right, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
(35:01):
All ride, turn the screen on in the corner, kicking
the zoom.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Here we go.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 21 (35:20):
Crying out that litter box.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
We are year old?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 20 (35:28):
Bro?
Speaker 21 (35:31):
What's cracking? Lacking?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
My man?
Speaker 21 (35:33):
Are y'all cool?
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I'm going to.
Speaker 21 (35:39):
Always give you a minute, y'all.
Speaker 22 (35:42):
I've just been, you know, sitting around the house thinking
about stuff. Y'all want to hear?
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Cool?
Speaker 22 (35:48):
Because I don't want to do that cat litter box.
You know how, you don't stress until you own a
charger that only works if your phone, if you're if
you're phone is at a certainly can I start up?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You're in a little.
Speaker 22 (36:07):
I said, you don't know what stress is until you
own a charger that only works if your phone is
at a certain angle.
Speaker 21 (36:14):
Okay, I should have started with hell, that was funny
in my head. I try to be a good person, y'all, but.
Speaker 22 (36:30):
Then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten
blow speed limit and I gotta try again tomorrow.
Speaker 21 (36:38):
It's good break.
Speaker 22 (36:43):
People say tuna fish sandwich, Yet nobody says chicken bird sandwich.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
Sometimes I just want someone to hug.
Speaker 22 (36:55):
Me and say, I know it's hard, Mary Jane, You're
gonna be okay. Here's some chocolate and a million dollars.
Think about this, y'all. Remember going down to Blockbuster, browsing
the shells, picking out a couple movies, walking one back,
renting it, buying your snacks. All that was still quicker
(37:19):
than finding something to watch on netflig.
Speaker 21 (37:25):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 9 (37:26):
FedEx and up?
Speaker 21 (37:27):
Sir merging?
Speaker 22 (37:28):
Yeah, man, they're gonna be called fed ups. Childhood memories, y'all,
My favorite memory was fond of sleep on the couch
and waking up in my bed. It never happens anymore.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
I sure miss teleporting.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
That was cool.
Speaker 22 (37:56):
Some people they call it multitasking. I call it doing
something else while I try to remember what I was doing.
My favorite exercise, y'all, is it cross between a lunch
and a crunch.
Speaker 21 (38:15):
I call it lunch.
Speaker 22 (38:20):
If a person is talking in the forest and no
one's around, are.
Speaker 21 (38:24):
They still wrong?
Speaker 10 (38:31):
All right?
Speaker 21 (38:33):
One more thought for you, dudes, and then I gotta
skin it up.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I gotta go to go.
Speaker 21 (38:41):
I just want y'all know if you ever need me.
Speaker 22 (38:44):
I'm always just five missed calls and six text messages away.
Speaker 10 (38:50):
I got you.
Speaker 21 (38:51):
Boo oh look at the time.
Speaker 22 (38:54):
That's it from now, y'all get rocking, don't keep thinking Blair.
Speaker 15 (39:00):
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Speaker 2 (39:11):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening, your listen news, what sport's coming up?
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Hello?
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Listen Rickey Bates, sharp Brother, Oh how about you?
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Pot lickers are listened to a couple other pot liquors
noted John boyd Philly on The Big Show. You know,
I just a guest star on the Playhouse and the
official mascot from mister run populist Rent the Pizza Runt.
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